Thank you. Thank you. A's or tickets.
I'm just getting people over from the other space.
Live in a space. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, Mondo.
Sina. Swizzle, DJ Tangy, share out the room, be sure to like, comment, bookmark, tag your auntie, tag your uncle, you know uh tag tag your favorite animal friend it doesn't really matter but just do what you gotta do um right now we're making the the transition from foods in space
that was a wonderful space uh i really wish i would have tuned in a little bit earlier, but going to be honest, ChiaFam, I slammed a 200 milligram cannabis infused
Kool-Aid drink, and that drink, I'm not used to having 200 milligrams, that's a lot for
my body, so at one moment, I was awake, And then at one moment, I passed out.
And then like four or five hours later, I woke up and the space was still going.
So yeah, thank you for your time.
Thank you for your energy.
And thank you, Edward, for making me a co-host.
I don't know if you hear me.
You must hear me if you may be a co-host.
Check one, check two. Audio, Edward. Can you hear me? Hi, hello.
Yeah, loud and clear. I was listening to both spaces there.
It was like I was speaking on stage in both. I don't know if you could do that.
Maybe you could unmute your mic and then speak in different spaces at the same time.
Kind of trippy idea that is.
I don't know if you have the power to do that because I noticed you
did have your microphone unmuted but I did not hear you in here so maybe you were speaking in
there. I'm going to try and do that you could go in a hundred spaces and then just talk to everyone
at once and trippy. Welcome to the stage we'll yeah thanks Zotti awesome and Xchange is back I believe
that Adam Jordan and Xchange were having a a mini chat there oh food is up as well
I want to say you can't talk in two spaces at once it's fucking crazy we were doing it the
other day with Brock Pearson and Danny and it was fucking hilarious dude there was a bunch of people
in one of uh Brock's like subscription spaces and we were like chatting with them and it was fucking hilarious dude there was a bunch of people in one of Brock's like subscription
spaces and we were like chatting with
them and it was actually kind of fun
to people through an account
I don't even know what we were talking
about man we were just calling Danny
Brock is a tier one and my understanding Brock
whatever you want to call it
you want to hear something funny
is when Kamala Harris said she didn't
pick Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because of his sexuality.
Let's not get into politics exchange.
No, but it was pretty funny when Bessent.
It was pretty funny when Secretary Bessent commented on that.
Because talk about a Chad gay guy.
How about we get to the conversation
that you guys were so upset
that you had to move to a new space to.
I kind of want to get onto this
locked down you mean the space
I don't know what the fuck
me is this voice you're referring to I don't know what the fuck is talking. Who's talking?
Is it this voice you're referring to?
It's nice to meet you, Adam.
And you too as well, Exchange.
Hope you both are having a wonderful evening, afternoon, morning, wherever you're from.
started off pretty, pretty, like,
You guys just got a... biased, I guess. I think what you're asking is
can somebody hold your hand while you
You guys gotta get Dusty up here, man.
He's got some real good chia.
Why don't you fucking leave?
I'm gonna tell you the same thing that I told Gene.
You're never gonna get rid of me.
I am the number one troll in told Gene. You're never gonna get rid of me. I am the number one
I am a hemorrhoid on CNI's
That was from my roast, by the way.
Did you hear my roast exchange? You gotta hear the roast.
Hopefully, Drac does all the roasts.
Mine was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, it needs to be an NFT.
Unfortunately, I don't have the timestamp
for when it was, but Ed probably
The roasts have been great, man.
Drac is doing a hell of a good job
with this space. That's why I've been, like, really
and making sure it goes on, because it's all for
spaces. I haven't grinded like this in
months, so... So, it's kind of fun. Zordicus homies, man. I miss these long spaces. I haven't grinded like this in months.
Anyways, you guys have a good time. I don't want it to become the food
show. Or else it will just be the food show.
Hi, hello. I got my name. Sorry.
I was walking my dog outside. Hello.
but I mean, what you said isn't
technically wrong, because I'll take any variations of my name as long as it's with a Z, but if we're being formal here since, you know, we're firstly meeting just now on this space, my name is Zodocus. It is a pleasure to meet you.
That's the only one, Adam. i read it wrong all the time if you knew my doc's last name uh
people have been butchering my doc's last name for damn near ever since i was five years old so um
love it not offended so like zotic zoticus right um can you give us like a little introduction like maybe maybe it's just me
and i'm sorry for for being like rude or whatever but the wider audience can you
tell us who you are because i did the same 30 minutes ago.
For the wider audience, well, long story, short story, I'm just a nerd who loves Chia,
and I am a degenerate shitcoin trader,
That you can invest in and make money on eventually.
Ah, yes, yes. Ticker Chia. Yes, yes.
Okay, yes. So we were talking about...
Yes, so yes. All of my liquidity from Solana goes to Ticker XCH.
Yes, not to be confused because I know we're in the space with foods.
And the space was titled.
Let me preface this by saying that there's like a million thousand coins that you could choose from.
That you decide that this is worth your time and effort to, like, look into.
Because I had the greatest teacher in the world told me about Chia.
Shout out all the ETH gobblers and people who've supported him uh i the actual mentor of blockchain
cocaine dude it was the best thing i've ever seen in my entire life that was before my time there
and actually uh you know i don't buy much on eth Ethereum much anymore, but I actually have a buddy.
Give us your, like, honest opinion, though.
Like, what do you think of Chia?
Like, you know, just tell us what it is, bro.
To me, there is nothing out there.
To me, there is nothing out there.
Everything out there is just very hyper bullshit marketing.
Everything out there just disgusts me.
If it's not on Chia, I'm going to be honest, all the behavior.
What were you looking at before chia though oh what what
before that so like i'm i haven't been crypto for long uh back in february of 2022 i was gifted a
free nft from a cannabis company in michigan called doghouse and they're giving away free NFTs that day, 100.
So you, like, showed up to this, like, this shop, and they, you bought me from them, and they give you...
Oh, no, no, no. So I was on Instagram. I'm not on Instagram really much nowadays anymore, but when I used to be really active on there, I used to host live recorded video spaces with me talking about cannabis and the devices that I have. They were giving away on their story 10 free NFTs to anybody who created a wallet that day or just sent them an Ethereum address to receive the NFT.
And before that, I was very skeptical about cryptocurrencies.
I honestly, other than my buddy who started mining Bitcoin since the first year you were available to,
other than that conversation I had with him back when, you know, that long ago,
didn't know anything about crypto, didn't really give a damn about finance or anything, really.
I was just a very, very broke 20-year year old 21 i think it was like 21 22 i
was um and didn't have really money to invest in some magic internet money that my friend was
talking about the time that completely went over my head and did not understand what he was trying
to tell me back then so um that free nft that Doghouse gifted me, uh, changed my perspective because originally before I got into crypto, I just thought all this was a scam and like pretty much there still is a lot of things in crypto that are literally just a scam, right?
but out of everything that I see out there,
all the people that I've talked to,
all the knowledge that I've gathered,
then we have a bigger problem to face,
and, you know, if Chia doesn't make it,
then we'll go there if we do go there.
But really everything else out there is just everything I hate.
Like, I hate the, like, especially, like, I'm on Solana every single day.
And a lot of the Solana shit coins is very PvP, right?
Yep, yep. Every single day I wake up, I'm in the trenches and right now Right, Zuticus? Yep, yep. Every single day, I wake up, I'm in the trenches,
and right now I'm talking to you.
I'm in four Telegram chats and two Discords
looking at fresh pairs with the homies.
So what I believe that's going to happen
I've put this out there before,
before like 10 minutes, an hour ago,
This price that you're getting
to buy into XCH right now
is better than if you were a venture capitalist.
If you were sitting in Silicon Valley,
if you were in San Francisco,
if you were a person that is an accredited investor with connections,
with connections, buying into Chia right now.
buying into cheer right now.
All of those things aside,
you can go buy Chia today,
right now, for cheaper than every
in Chia Incorporated today.
Yeah, but to be fair to some of those investors,
they did place that money at a time when nobody knew
that this was going to get off the ground, period.
And there wouldn't be 11,000 petabytes worth of hard drives
being put into the network, and be 11,000 petabytes worth of hard drives being, you know,
put into the network and people would be talking about it on a 222-hour space.
222-hour space, what I'm trying to say is that, like, guys,
this is the time to invest.
There is no better time to invest in Chia.
If you were to wait six months from now, it may go down, it may not, I don't know. all of the accredited investors, venture capitalists that have had these special provisions,
these special things that have been normally only been available to them.
So if you believe in Chia, if you actually think that they're going to do something, that, like, you know what, there's no better time than today.
And I challenge you, I challenge any single person to look up all of the filings that they've produced to the SEC and to challenged me personally to say, you know what?
They have a better price per share than if you were to buy price per coin today.
I honestly believe that, and today that's just kind of my mission to spread that awareness.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
I'm just trying to say this is a big deal.
Gene is trying his hardest to do his best to get this product across the line.
The whole world is against him.
They've got special interests.
Who knows what's actually going on in the background?
Why they fucking, after all this time,
decided to make this go from a 33 act to a 40 act.
make this go from a 33 act to a 40 act that's seven year um in his in history difference
when they decided that a 33 act is not proficient enough for regular, like, regulatory reporting and all this shit to happen.
They specifically said they have to approve a 33 Act for each and every individual company that applies.
They decided, no, we've gone to 99%. We need to go above and beyond because of what fucking reason? Who knows? We need to make it a 40 act for CNI, even though we've been dragging them along for six months, 12 months
this needs to be a 40 Act
which at a minimum requires
of additional lawyer fees
you know, potential revenue for Permuto, 50% going The fact that CNI needs to IPO by March of 2026,
or they will be subject to $52 million in redemption to their Series C investors.
Do you want the Series C investors, when March comes along in 2026, to say, you know what?
We actually want all of our money back.
So $5.5 million XCH at $10 per XCH
to pay all of our original investment back?
So we're stuck in a situation where we've got Permuto who's offering this ACDC product, which supposedly can rival the ETFs of today.
is also sort of reminiscent of
all of these products that are coming to market today
that they look like if you were to take
a bundle of stocks package them together and offer that to the product to to to customers on chain as like an underlying asset.
That's what it looks like to me that she has done according to the 40 Act.
So I challenge anybody to come up and to dispute that fact to me specifically that all of these different
companies, they've already been packaging stock securities, bond securities.
They've been packaging them together as this product and offering this secondary product that tracks the first product.
And then people on chain can buy this.
That's not the same that they were originally offering in the 33 act,
which is real, real product.
Adam, Adam, I don't know.
We have Birdman on stage.
He's raising his hand and he was sending laugh emojis on stage.
Go to Bird emoji. Birdman. What I did not see that. Go ahead. Go ahead, a bird emoji.
Birdman! What's up? Birdman,
Birdman has nothing to say. Is this your
Birdman? Birdman is a fucking emoji.
I'm going to fuck this guy up.
I'm going to fuck him up so bad, bro.
What is this guy talking about? This guy sounds like he's hammered, first of all. Go ahead, bro. Kick him off the stage. What is this guy talking about?
This guy sounds like he's hammered, first of all.
Pramito? Bring it, bitch.
Let's go. I'm, like, gonna beat this
Zelda boss while I fuck you up.
I, hey, bro, you sound like
Round one. You wanna talk about equities?
You want to talk about fucking making money?
Yeah, you've been poor all your life.
You're making a fool of yourself here, young man.
Continue. Go brush your teeth
all right let's go let's go let's go let's go
you fucking post the ass little nigga i'm gonna see you in texas
beat your ass in front of all your boys.
Come on, what are we talking about? Okay, so what's your criticism on Pernudo? Go ahead, go ahead.
I know you've got nothing but love
And you're joking. I know you've got nothing but love for me. And you're secretly
Hey, is that my boy right there?
I think I know this voice.
Anyways, let's keep going.
Herman, it's difficult to hear you over your video games that you're playing.
Could you turn the volume?
It's very, like, very childish.
I wouldn't go that far, Adam.
Is this your first time meeting Birdman, Adam?
I'm going to fill your words in.
And he is a man. Alright, keep to him.
Ah, bro. I'm trying to kill the wizard guy.
Now you've gone too far, Birdman.
Shut the fuck up, Birdman.
How could you go through my mute?
Dude, talk about wizard powers.
Alright, what I was trying to say is, Birdman, shut the fuck up.
That's with love and respect and kindness.
Yeah, I hear Birdman. Do you hear me?
I am communicating to you
I feel like I'm talking to
the place where you now stand
But evil power turns it into the dark world.
the words that you were saying.
Adam said a lot of things tonight.
Alright, go ahead, Adam. Alright, alright, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all true. All right, go ahead, Adam.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, I'll put it down.
Go mute and just go away.
Then if what Birdman is saying is bullshit, then Adam, do you have a topic you would like to discuss or bring it back to?
If this is not something that you would like to discuss.
If you mute me again, Zodacus, I swear to God.
You know what, Edward, just make me co-host.
Birdman, I'm the last person that would want to mute you, okay?
I'm literally not even trying.
I'm literally not even trying.
No, but I want to hear Adam.
He's actually falling into this abyss
Birdman is falling into this abyss
that I don't even know because i'm new to this scene oh man
but yeah it's it's not even i'm not even trying i'm not even trying so
birdman you said he brings worthlessness? Did I hear that correct?
Yeah, like, every time he talks, it's just like... So have you ever seen his memes?
Because I could tell you that that's not worthless there.
If anything, that's worth a whole lot.
Don't try to educate the savage.
I want to hear him, and then we can just let him talk.
Alright, so, like, Birdman
Birdman is just full of shit.
Frog, that's not even... How dare you? Pepe the Frog
Pepe the Frog is not even a bird.
I smell a friend who cuts flowers.
Pepe the Frog is not even a bird.
I don't like your attitude, Adam.
You only see the headshot.
I don't think you're the right cultural fit
in this organization. How do you know that that's not a Pepe-Bird hybrid?
I will tell you, first of all, that Birdman, he's actually not a person that's original.
He's telling you what you are.
If you didn't know, he's telling you.
I'm in my prime, sir. How dare you?
You're coming at me on a personal level.
You don't even know anything about me.
You're going to be like literally
Are we really going to shush?
We're all family here. We don't need
Yeah, this is a tight knit community
Birdman! You know what, Birdman?
so close to becoming my new son
and me taking you under my wing.
Just, Adam, you learned to love
Birdman eventually, okay?
No, Adam doesn't like making money.
He likes sabotaging every opportunity that presents itself in front of him.
You know what? Some people don't want to be under
I don't care about money.
I don't care about... I don't care about money. I don't care about...
I don't care about money.
You like pills. That's all you care about.
You like pills. Tell me more. You like doing...
Tell me more about what you do.
None of your goddamn business.
Let's talk about Bermuda, dude.
Let's talk Bermuda. You're the one who made it that was originally what the conversation i was just
diving back i do you know what you guys do you guys know what i hate i don't know who's
fucking talking i don't know all right just just come at me on permuto let's let's let's get back
to you don't know who's talking there's clearly a difference between me and Birdman's voice.
All right, well, just let him go.
Adam, come at me on Permudo.
Like, what is there to discuss?
Well, you were not a fan when I popped in here, and so I didn't
want to jump in and interrupt you.
Do you know what, Birdman?
You know what? You've been such a fan.
You've been such a fan of all this shit.
You've been such a fan since 2015,
Long before that, my son.
Long before that, my son.
I'd rather talk to Exchange, because I'd rather talk to somebody who's serious.
I'm giving you the opportunity.
You know, I've made a few dollars
I'd rather talk to a troll frog.
and I was about to welcome her to the stage.
I will welcome her. No, no, no, fucker. I'm a co-host. I was about to welcome her to the stage. I will welcome her.
No, no, no, fucker. I'm a co-host.
I'm going to welcome her and then
you can do whatever you want.
Edward, make me co-host immediately or I will
immediately. Should I make...
You can only have two co-hosts.
Hey, who's been here longer?
Alright, anyways, enough about that.
How's it going? Nice to meet you.
How are you guys tonight?
I'm fantastic. I just woke up from a four-hour weed nap,
printed a nice little fat red candle on the Solana chart,
and now I'm about to buy some XCH. How are you doing?
Nice. I'm kind of wondering what I'm going to do in the market in the morning.
Can we stop interrupting people?
Yeah, let's just at least let people
talk at length, and please don't mute
the space either. Let's keep the space
a tool of sense. Yeah, exactly. Please, for the
But no, seriously, on the serious tip But no, seriously, on the serious tip,
guys, like, on the serious
tip, boys, I'm trying to talk about
Permudo here. Let me talk to this guy here.
I don't care about your guys. Okay, we're gonna go to Crazy
Anna first, and then we'll go to you next.
I like Edward a lot. I don't know.
this guy's talking shit, and you're just, like,
letting him, like, come on now. Bring it up.
I'm just wondering about the market in the morning.
And the MP Tools, though,
ahead, but I'm a little bit
Guys, guys, who gives a shit?
Adam, you've had your chance to talk for quite a while.
Could you please let somebody else...
Shut the fuck up, please.
Can I talk to Adam? For the love of God.
We're, what, day seven into a
222 hour space. We're past the mid-space uh tiredness and we're
into the uh sleep deprivation who knows what's going to be said next that probably explains that
but well i know that i'm not the only person talking about the market today
yeah we're all hurting You're in the right community
to talk about prices going down
all the time. We've only had four years of it
Our investment's gone from $1,500.
I'm going to fucking beat your ass.
I'd press the back of your
You're a little boy and dressed up as a girl.
Okay, let's go to Childe.
He's a little girl dressed up as a boy.
No, no, Edward, that doesn't mean repeated.
I didn't, like, I heard you.
We'll bounce you upon my knee, Edward.
I'll slump you straight to it.
Brother. Edward, I'm sorry. I'll slam you straight to it. Head first. Brother.
I didn't mean to think of it.
Whose line is it anyways?
First time speaker anyways first time speaker
first time listener I'm actually here
speaking of investments for Birdman specifically
what the fuck are you doing here now
you haven't gotten back to any of my
I'm trying to I'm trying to... What?
I'm trying to spank these people right now, and you're coming
for a break, we were together, and
he didn't find out my chest was...
We're no longer together.
One person at a time. Holy shit, y'all.
So, Bourbon said that, you know, maybe it would be better if my chest was bigger.
I don't think this is appropriate.
But can you please, like, correct this situation?
Adam, I only started talking
because you were acting like such a circle
Adam's trying to censor people, what do you think
Are you going to let that stand?
Are you going to just let the people
He's got a right to speak
and if that involves trying to censor him
I don't know what the hell is going on
There's a random person in Tia space.
It sounds awfully fucking weird to me.
Listen, how dare you? He's my ex-wife, all right?
We've been waiting four years for someone to talk about Chester.
Listen, I'm trying to tell you, just tell me what's wrong with Bermuda, okay?
I don't got all night, pal.
You bring in one of your friends to like...
Listen, I don't want to hear your life story either,
What's your problem with Tremuto?
Why did you bring up her?
I didn't bring anyone up. It's open conversation,
Zodacus, he brought her up.
No, it's open. Anyone can join.
Just tell me what's your problem with Termuto.
Zodacus is bringing up his
Just tell me. Just tell me what's your problem with Termuto.
Stop trying to change the subject. Just tell me. Just tell me what your problem is. Stop trying to change the subject.
on this one. What fangirl are you talking about?
Bitch, have you seen me follow
This paperclip don't follow me.
So what do you mean, fan?
Yeah, Zodikus and I have never met.
In the entirety of the entire...
It's really super convincing
that you say that if you don't follow
Good job. Adam, can you hear me? Yes. Adam, can you hear me? Good job.
Adam, Adam, can you hear me, buddy?
I said go like three fucking times.
No, I can't. That's what I'm trying three fucking times. No, I can't.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
No, I'm telling you to go.
Tell me what's your deal with Bermudo.
You said, can you hear me?
Yes, because I've been telling you for like the last 20 minutes to tell me what's your beef with Bermudo and you won't fucking tell me.
And I'm about to have to turn this down, guys,
because the fighting is just stupid.
Leave my fucking wives alone, bro.
Birdman, we're not together anymore
and I literally just got up here
because you need to get back to at least one of the emails
because you owe me money for the chest of funds you wanted, okay?
You said they went big and then we broke up, okay?
So you just need to get back to me.
Are you away from your microphone at all?
There's like, I heard what you said, but I didn't hear it.
Zodiacase, shut the fuck up.
She's about to leave. Go ahead. I'm on a train. I'm on a train. there's like i heard what you said but i didn't hear it shut the up
just go guys guys guys guys i'm sorry guys i'm sorry i you're not but go ahead
you're fired somebody boot at him right now'm good. You won't even tell me anything.
Anyways, are you both going to talk
about Bermuda or are you just going to
back and forth over and over
He won't tell me. What is D-Star? I'm ready.
He said somebody, anybody
shut the fuck up and he won't tell me anything
He won't shut the fuck up about my wife.
Just shut the fuck up and tell me
what your beef with Camito is.
X. Y. That that your wife? Ex. Ex-wife.
That's your ex-wife. That's complicated, alright? Don't worry about it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
to talk about Bermuda, and all of a sudden you're
No, no, I'll talk about it.
I'm not avoiding it. I'm telling you.
No, no, Birdman, you're not. Adam is.
Birdman, Birdman, you brought up your ex-wife to talk about Bermman, Birdman, you brought up your ex-wife to talk about permuto?
Listen, my wives talk about whatever I tell them.
Can you imagine living with this?
Like, can you actually imagine living with this?
If I was outside, I would be reeing
Anna, can I ask you a question?
awkward silence is a no. What's up,
not sure. Yo, what's still, like, not sure.
Louie with the white glove.
Okay, Adam, are you going to tell us
literally as I came into space
just tell me what your beef is
he was just wanting somebody to challenge him
I literally don't have any beef
what you were saying as I came in
basically you have not been
I came in and you were very vocal i i have to
i have to keep you up and you specifically said anybody who has at the ball come up here and
debate me on my specific point on permuto please come up and so here am. And now you're being, and now your balls are like little shrinking faggot balls.
Those same points that you were illustrating before I came in here,
we can go through them point by point and we can discuss them and debate them.
But if you don't want to, that's fine. I'm just, I'm not going to like, you know,
again, my wives are here, you know, I'm not going to like, you know, again, my wives are here.
You know, I don't want to be, you know, complicated.
Like, if you don't want to get into it, it's fine.
Okay, well then fucking go.
Congratulations. Yes, we all know you're gay
We all know you're a homosexual
Moving on, point number two
You need to bring your ex
Which means you're and the receiving end,
How do you have your ex-girlfriend in here?
How do you have your ex in here?
Wait, what's the argument?
Listen, don't worry about it.
It's complicated, alright?
about the fact that your ex
and she's saying that you're a power bottom.
Listen, listen, go eat a candy bar
or spin around three times.
Whatever autistic fucking ritual you have to do
to continue this conversation
I want to get the juice out of
On like what's going on here? What the hell what did I walk into dude?
Generacy, that's what I've been saying. I don't know what's this open like
I don't know what's going on here.
Rising from the East Coast.
Edward Space. Be sure to like,
retweet, and put a comment
Actually, that is so incorrect
i'm just repeating what i heard i don't know i was asked to come speak here
somebody asked me to come in here and i don't know why you're agreeing with me
i don't know but this message asked me if I would come speak about our systems.
They told me to come speak in here, and I don't even know why.
Are you denying this, or is this true?
No, she completely denied
somebody's ex in this room.
I think she needs to let her
Oh, look, another Birdman's
ex. Welcome, Kelly. How's it going?
Maybe that's why they told me to come
That was the one-time thing that was...
Shut the fuck up about that, dude.
I'm the dude that Birdman cheats on y'all with.
Birdman literally won't let
Dude, I can talk. Trust me.
He's such a fucking... No, I can talk. Trust me. He's such a fucking, like...
And she made it very clear that he said everything that this man was telling you guys was lies.
You don't let a lot of people talk, Adam.
Feel free to chime in. I think we should let Lambie speak.
I think we should let Lambie speak on this.
Well, I was going to say, like,
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Just let me get a little bit high first.
This is a 222-hour Chia marathon space.
Edward is currently hosting the early Asia, late US love plus open mic edition of the 222 hour Chia marathon space.
I got a question for you, Zodicus.
So when... Who's speaking right now? Please. yeah um so when um
who has this guy on stage
I'm sorry I can't tell you Who has this guy on stage? Adam. I know. He's a terrible. This isn't like anybody is allowed to be here.
I'm not going to ask my question anymore.
Here, Mushroom Emoji, can you just DM me your question?
Because everyone on stage is doing this today.
It was funnier in person.
I'm just not going to ask it.
I'm going to ask you a question then, Mushroom Emoji.
Who, who, you said somebody told you to join the space.
I don't, I don't take offense to it.
You're getting nowhere here.
We're, we're just like bullshitting and, uh, I don't know you, so.
Yeah, listen, leave Adam alone. He's my new
Let me tell you this one thing.
boy. I'm about to kiss you on the list.
Birdman's new bitch. I don't list. Yeah, you're me and Birdman's new bitch.
All I'm trying to say is that guy is not like...
You're under my protection, you tiger.
I'm trying to find, like, the real
like, I want to talk about real shit with you guys.
Yeah, you're my... Listen, I'll take you
under my wing, and I'll teach you about real...
This is open mic. We're going to talk about...
I'll teach you about the real troll boss. I'll teach you about real Kirtjo. This is open, Mike. We're going to talk about... I'll teach you about a real Trollbox.
I'm going to call you Jewish.
I believe you. I can't. Fine. I believe you.
getting up to tonight, dude?
There's got to be something better than this.
James actually knows some shit, and I have not heard him speak.
But I know he's probably...
He's the only person that matters.
Even Edward does not matter.
Listen, Edward's a good man.
How dare you speak a language like that?
I'm about to spank you, son.
I mean, you are about to say emoji
because you're still here
In front of all of these good people.
I'm trying to squeeze the juice
out of these oranges, bro. I'm trying to squeeze the juice out of these oranges, bro.
Please, don't mute anyone.
It's like toying things with you, trying to get the information out of you.
I can't say anything without Birdman, without Birdman just like spewing bullshit.
So I'm going to mute for a while.
Listen, I would love to hear
Literally, I've given you the stage, like,
I don't know, like, 100 seconds.
Alright, let me just say it in a second, even though you're not going to care, and
you're not going to even, like...
They literally asked about it.
If you care about me, then I might...
Well, listen, I've been scammed by many CEOs, okay, Adam? If you care about me, then I might.
Listen, I've been scammed by many CEOs.
Birdman might talk shit, but he cares.
I'm more invested in this community than you will ever be, bro.
I want to hear your opinion even more so now you don't even begin
I'm still ready to listen to you
apologize and then I'll continue.
That's what I've been trying to tell you for the last
with CS. Tell me you're sorry.
Your gripes with Camuto. Like, pick it apart
from me, dude. I want to hear your side of the
not happy with things. I'm much more knowledgeable than you.
I know more than you. I'm more wise
than you. Tell me you're sorry
You got to do not. Anybody who consumes
Then just leave then if you're waiting
for an apology. That's not happening.
You're more likely to get your pro.
Why are we giving apologies?
Adam sounds like a Gen Z-er
I'm just letting you know, I'm Gen X,
and Gen X, we're here to take our tech back.
Well, I will just say one thing,
that I don't owe you anything,
and I know more than you will ever know about chia.
If you continue from now on until the day you die.
The really venomous statement.
How the truth really starts to pour statement. Now the truth really
starts to pour out. Now we're getting to the
good stuff. Yeah, now you really show
your real true self. Go ahead, Adam.
Yep, now that the filter is off,
Tell us how you really feel, Adam.
you know I've been... Tell us why you're
So is Adam kind of like your role model for the Chia community?
I'll tell you about that.
He's a good guy, all right?
Lay off, all right, guys?
Look, look, I know you look up to me, Birdman.
I know I'm a role model. I know I can't wait to go to your podcast
I know I set a high standard
can't wait to show up to that
honestly I'm just trying to
Well, they're not on stage.
You definitely Googled mail order a woman.
Full of shit, as always. Dangerous is cool. Birdman is just like full of shits
You say you're a pillar of this community
and you don't know Zodacus and you don't know the work
that Birdman has put in himself
I stand by that comment 100%
Adam do you hang out in the Chia Discord often?
Because if you hang out in the Chia Discord often
I would understand if you don't know me
Do you know what Zodicus?
I've been a part of the Chia community longer than you have or anybody else
bitching dude I'm happy for you
everyone praise be to the Adam
Well, I'm telling, I'm begging you at this point.
Tell me how you really feel about it all, right?
Okay, I will tell you if you want to know.
I will tell you my honest opinion.
As the original gangster OG of Chia.
Yeah, you were farming since early 2020.
I was farming the earliest person that could have farmed on Chia.
How do you really feel about Chia and the whole Permudo thing
and the whole business model and everything? Why do you even care about the whole Permudo thing and the whole business model? Why do you even
Why are you avoiding questions and just doing words,
Tyler? Adam, if you've been here so long, please
grace us with your knowledge and wisdom
so we can learn more about
the old life you see. We get so close.
I'm just trying to entertain the people.
Everybody, you know, I mean, whatever. Who cares? I mean, I'm just trying to entertain the people. Everybody, you know, I mean, whatever.
I mean, I'm not trying to, like,
in the space. So, like, obviously kind of like a legend in the space.
So, like, people just follow him regardless of what he does.
So that's, like, where it all started, right?
His original, like, following.
So people did that. And then Chia was. hold on hold on hold on let me let me let me
kind of get cooking a little bit so all right all right go ahead go ahead my bad you're finally
going my bad i'll shut up so like chia chia was this thing that's like well there's a thousand
blockchains maybe you can narrow it down to like a hundred blockchains that are like semi-important.
And they're like doing something kind of okay.
And like that's how it was for quite a while.
Like Chia had no distinguishing features at all to it.
Like objectively, you could say like Chia was just some shit coin
that Bram decided to like create because he had a feeling one day.
And then like it really continued to be this thing.
So, like, my own personal, like, I guess, what would you call it?
Like, my interests probably lied within, like, three, like, blockchains.
And they were, like three blockchains. And they were like...
Sure, yeah. What do you got your eye on?
Yeah, like Ethereum has been the same since like 2015.
Like I've been a part of this for a long time.
So you don't think anything other than E he has sort of shot it becoming sort of
the next no i did i did or whatever so i invested a lot of my original like ethereum coins and all
these like altcoins this is the way that things went and in history of things okay so like ethereum changed the game
and then um there was a lot of like disruption in the space yeah like back in 2017 right but
anyway yeah okay keep going so a lot of stuff happened between then and now. And I've just kind of been like an early investor. Like I did like all the pre-farm shit in Chia and like bought all the hardware to like farm Chia like pre-launch.
farm to your like pre pre-launch and it just really didn't turn out to be worth anything
So like all of my like projection.
Did you sell out a profit?
Again, if you were fully plotted prior to the main net
obviously you would have been in the money
their shit ready to go pre like, pre-launch,
Unless you were super, super lucky.
You're talking to the exception right here.
Like, I'd really love to know what the exception is
go ahead ask any question
you were farming and you sold
no Is that what you're going to say?
Well, anyway, I was just going to say that chia has never been, for most people, it's never been really profitable.
Even early, early farmers, you'd have to be like very, very lucky to have somehow like found your way to a shady exchange
and found your way to like some sort of like off ramp to where you were able to make money.
So, Kia has just kind of been this like,
and it's always just kind of been like,
Ethereum has been, in my mind, the like go-to asset,
where it's gonna be like,
the most adopted reserve coin.
It's got like good tokenomics, et cetera.
There was this like big push where it was going to be like a lot of like
ether was going to be burnt when it was staked and like used it's got this
mechanism whatever so um and then all of a sudden like um
use case where not only they had like the,
but they also had this permute permuto capital thing,
which seemed like a really,
it kind of is, it is right. Yeah. So like that's so that's kind of, it kind of is,
I did kind of go all in at some point during that time.
I guess you could say that.
That's not a good position.
Basically, my history is I went all in on ETH
out. Good for you. I swapped that all
It's not great, but, like, it's fine.
I just don't think we're, like, we're not enemies, bro.
No, I don't think so either.
That's what I'm trying...
That's what I've been trying to tell you the whole goddamn night, by the way.
Whatever. It's fine. You listen back to it.
Thanks for bringing me back in here, bro.
Guys, guys, what I'm trying to tell you is like...
Adam, what'd you drink tonight?
what I'm trying to say is that
I wouldn't worry about it.
Dude, Adam, you should go in the mirror
to see if they're purple.
But, you know, you're battle-tested. You know, Seen a lot. You're an OG. But you're battle tested.
You're still here. You're still breathing.
That's an accomplishment.
You should pat yourself on the back.
I would say treat yourself, but you already got
a glass of wine, so it looks like you're already
treating yourself. So, cheers.
I'm not drinking wine, but I'm consuming
What was the question you wanted to ask me?
They're looking for, what is it,
shares or something like that, right?
It's not a lot that they're looking for.
Okay, well, what are they looking for what's the actual number no i don't have a gripe with permita it's okay so you don't know the real number no that's fine but i'm again so so uh
what what kind of hardware do you got like what's your farm looking like right now?
Give me the actual specs of your farm.
Again, you've been in this for many, many years.
Now it's only 200 terabytes.
You can just rattle this off, like, at the drop of a hat, right?
So basically... Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about, right? Yeah. So, basically...
Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about, right?
No, no, no, no. Let me tell you.
You're so full of shit, Adam.
I've literally found you out.
looking at you, and I'm disappointed.
Tell me the details of your farm,
Not mad, just he's disappointed.
Tell me the details of your farm.
Don't you dare chat TPT this, Adam.
I don't know what you want with me.
Give me the specs of a chia farm.
I've had a bigger farm than you
Ari said answer his fucking question then, nerd.
He's a lying, drunk, sad.
How big is your farm, Birdman?
Anybody's been able to get it.
I'm in your goddamn business.
That's how big my farm is.
I've already said publicly.
I had a two petabyte farm.
And now it's 300 terabytes.
Okay. How much did that cost you back then?
It was like 60 or 80 grand.
Dude, I'm not bullshitting you.
Like, why would I lie about this?
Okay, what kind of hardware are you?
I'm not even bullshitting.
What kind of hardware are you running?
So, I'll just tell you, I bought, like, the biggest hard drives available at the time.
So, they were, like, 16, 18 terabytes big.
like 16, 18 terabytes big.
I had like four to five like nodes running
You remember how much those ran you at that time?
What do you mean how much they ran me?
how much those 16s cost you at that time, Adam?
Way back when in those sugar plum days.
My electricity bill has always been like 150 bucks.
And that's with like plotting and all that shit.
Okay, okay, okay. And that's with like plotting and all that shit. Okay.
Where'd you put those hard drives?
Look, I honestly ran like, in my opinion, the most efficient farm of anybody.
Did you have a man running it for you?
Well, then what the hell kind of J-bod were you running?
Give me the goddamn model.
Dude, you don't know anything about farming chia.
You were running them on...
You were doing the old fucking Amazon fucking trick and big shit?
I was running two petabytes.
And how much have you ran?
It's not that big of a deal.
I think I read that one from Big Whoop magazine.
But I guarantee you, there's probably like one or two of the people that have ran a bigger farm than me in this space.
You're like 100% wrong, by the wrong who you're like a hundred percent
you and i at two petabytes are like minuscule little like farmers in the space
who josh i don't even i don't i don't name names i know
i think if they are bigger than you, I don't think that person...
It's not that big. It's just like
That's what I'm saying. Two petabytes,
like you said, what did that cost you back then?
But it's still going to cost you
I mean, it really is nothing
i'm not claiming claiming otherwise but my point is that adam why do you play in chia so much
i'm genuinely asking it sounds like you've spent years here applying your knowledge and and love for this particular chain so why why are you such a chia
maxi why did you spend so much money on hard drives what brought you to chia i know adam you
you asked me earlier i didn't get the chance to ask that so after you and birdman are done i would
love to to find out that answer if you don't mind me asking that yeah so like i just want to preface it by saying that
We can just keep on doing this
be sure to show the space some love,
like, retweet, comment, bookmark,
tag around to your uncle,
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about that.
I'll knock it off of my faggotry.
Just fucking answer the man's question, alright?
This answer is fucking questionable, alright?
use straggity. It's a word
I learned recently. It's if you're straight,
but you have those tendencies as well.
I thought it was a fun word.
That's a fun word please be quiet the more you know that's a fun word so
I've always been like a big
really liked the idea that he was gonna bring
that same idea to blockchain.
So I was like really, really big into-
To them dollar dollar bills.
I was really, really big into Ethereum.
And I figured I would, I was making so much money, Birdman,
that you wouldn't even imagine how much money I was making
that I needed to offset some of my revenue with expenses.
So I bought a bunch of hard drives and built a farm.
And so I created a corporation
you know, BW Free or whatever his name is.
It's all checking out for you, unfortunately, right?
So I talked to him a lot and he told me about like how to create a corporation
and then how to like take advantage of like tax breaks and stuff like that so uh okay i did that
I did that and early on, I built the biggest farm as quickly and as fast as I could build
to just be totally upfront.
than I ever expected during lunch.
It was sort of like a very unexpected
than anybody expected for show.
interested in what Bram was doing.
And Gene seemed like he was, like, a really good person and knew what he was doing and, like, would take it to, like, the next level.
And I really didn't pay much attention to Chia at all for, for like a couple of years beyond that level of interest.
I'm right there with you.
and then they decided like,
like we might actually make this thing become something like mainstream.
And that was like with Permuto and like the whole, like, mainstream. And that was, like, with
Permudo and, like, the whole, like,
I feel like I started kind of, like,
it's complicated but essentially I started
I can't even remember but
like two years ago or something like that
I don't know but I was like hey people are
talking about Chi on Twitter
like what the fuck or something like that i don't know but i i was like hey people are talking about qi on twitter like what the fuck yeah so it became this like this like side project
and this like side interest to this like main interest and this like real thing that could be like a real player in the space.
basically that's basically it thank you how do you feel about real estate
any opinions on real estate on chia I don't think there's enough like yield
for to really matter yet um for example if you were to
I don't know what the fuck CircuitDao was doing
somehow use like MakerDao
who went in early or whatever
I don't know like there's
not even there's not even like production at this point but um like there's some kind of
there yeah but like maker dow is what they want to be
And CircuitDAO is not launched yet.
And the numbers just don't make sense at all.
So I'm just waiting to see when CircuitDAO launches
to see what numbers they come up with for lending and borrowing.
It's the same thing as silicon.
It just makes no sense to do, honestly.
Yeah, but you need all these little bells and whistles
for the off ramps and so forth right
so like I've I told you I've been like
part of I've been I've been doing maker dao for like a long time
I just I don't see how it makes any sense to do circuit DAO.
So, well, they're still, they need money.
They're just trying to raise money.
And so they have like a little fund or whatever that they're doing now and making a buck here and a buck there
or whatever in order to fund
master plan or whatever they're right
I mean that's my understanding of it
fucking anyways they have a little secret fucking fund, and they're making a buck here and there and redistributing that among the groups.
I mean, CircuitDao is not even production.
But they're trying to save a buck here and there so that they can fund whatever the fuck their little plan
Yeah, stuff on the streets, for sure.
trying to fucking start their own fucking Maker dow clone you know what i'm saying
like um they're doing everything they can i'm just trying to make a dollar
on you they're fucking dicks for dimes you don't know like fucking cunts for dimes and dollars
under bridges okay adam okay you don't know how it is in these streets. We're not some
silver spoon savage playing polo and fucking high horsing people in Twitter spaces.
Well, Birdman, one day you may be me. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'll never be you.
It's fine. I never want to be you.
I don't want to be you. He's a bird man.
Why would he want to be anything else?
I'll be in my above-ground pool.
All pool is, is just a birdbath.
know where to go from here, guys.
Listen, I'm a simple man, Adam.
I know. All I want is money
and weed. I'm just trying to say, like, my conviction is in XCH right now.
So, like, we're aligned that way.
Well, I mean, like I said, I'm willing to adopt you,
I have a couple of steps on so let's go.
Maybe you should sober up and stop drinking
wine before you answer Birdman's
decision because he's giving
I will never stop drinking.
I think you should be sober for this.
I'm not going to be sober
How much wine have you had to drink?
If you don't mind me asking.
I know, that explains everything.
Yeah, you got another one? Yeah, I got another one it's not me judging you
what do you work all week doing?
What do you do if you don't mind me asking?
What do you do during the day job?
I don't really want to dox myself, to be honest.
I've already told, like, Lucas.
Well, that's for him to know and us to never know, I guess, since you don't want to share.
And for me, DM him about.
I mean, I'm in a position where I don't want to, like, compromise myself.
So I... Anyways, you work hard regardless of whatever job it is, right?
You work hard during the week.
And I'm not going to judge you if you have another glass or two
You know what you can handle.
hope that, like, that's not your
I hope that's not your takeaway from this.
But, I mean, it is what it is.
we understand each other.
Maybe if you're over on Solana
I guarantee you guys, I own more XCH than all of you.
Are you sure you don't want a cookie?
what are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
I got the munchies now because, dude, I've been vaping bowl after bowl after bowl with y'all and I'm fucking
Stoned out of my gourd Edward. How are you feeling over there? You haven't you haven't said anything but how you doing?
Listen just send me your wallet address
I'm cooking eggs over here
Nice you're cooking eggs I'm cooking eggs over here. You're cooking eggs.
I'll adopt you immediately.
How do you like your eggs, Edward?
I love eggs too in all different styles.
Adam, tell me how you have your eggs.
Alright, so like every morning
you're a true patrician you're a true rich man right so how do you like what type of eggs do you have are they are they chicken eggs no you're a rich man you're a very rich man you're a wealthy
welcome man first of all first of all crocodile hold on hold on what i can't wait to hear this
yeah what animal of egg please i want to know the animal adam adam chat gpt how do rich people eat eggs? What type of eggs do rich people eat?
I just want to fucking just tell me what the damn egg is, man.
How the fuck do I eat a fucking egg?
I love it that you're so invested in how I eat.
I mean, I'm just telling you.
Like, you don't even know how to do
what's it called breaking bread uh this case uh we're you know cracking open a couple eggs i guess
i yeah you're a true you're a true patrician right you're the leader of your family
you're hosting i don't have a family i don't have a family. I don't have a girlfriend, guys.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Well, that's a sad story, but okay.
Birdman, do you have a dog? You're up for lunch.
Birdman, Birdman, Birdman.
That's the real question.
I have a girlfriend and a dog.
Is that your dog and your PFP?
I'm not a complete fault.
Okay, well then tell me how you order your eggs when you go to the restaurant.
I don't think that's doxing too much.
Also, that's a great photo.
I just realized I zoomed in a fucking
large guys guys guys guys look the the reason behind my profile picture
it's a belgian malinois and it's it's a picture of a fireplace right your rug looks cheap but hold
on hold on a real real real, real fireplace, and an American flag.
Where'd that letter go, though?
Forgive me, but tell me, when you go to the restaurant,
are you even a proud American?
Why can't I see that American flag in that photo?
It's like just barely anything.
No, I'm a proud American, guys.
It's just the angle. Just wanted to make sure. Pr proud American, guys. Are you trash?
Just wanted to make sure.
I'm a proud American, too.
You should get a better angle, because that photo would be... This photo's from, like, five years ago, guys.
...and the fucking cute dog, like...
It's a savage dog. You're right. It's the fucking cutest dog. No, missed opportunity. No, it's not a cute dog. It's a savage dog.
You're right. It's the fucking
cutest dog. No, I'm kidding.
Do you know what a Belgian Malinois is?
The most intelligent dog.
They're more intelligent than German Shepherds.
It's the ones that they train for, like, special ups
and stuff. It's a fucking dog.
Birdman would think that, but... Birdman's a cat guy.
Birdman would be a cat guy.
Birdman would probably have like 15 cats.
You don't know these treats. I think Birdman's more have like 15 cats. You don't know these treats.
I think Birdman's more of a fish person.
Birdman has like 15 frogs, actually.
He's like an aquarium guy.
Tell me how you order your eggs.
I'm leaving the state and I'm going to go get banned by an Israeli person.
Tell us how many cats you have, Birdman.
Birdman, how many American flags do you have in your profile picture?
Yeah, Birdman, how many American flags?
American flags do you have in your house?
All right, you know what, Adam?
If you really love America, how do you like your fucking bacon?
There's only one right answer. Dude, these are,
these questions, they're such bullshit. They're so easy.
Yeah, he's Jewish. He doesn't like bacon.
Do you have anything else? I knew it.
Like, what, what, what, like, do you, what, what more
needs to be discussed right now?
Like, I love bacon. You call these
questions bullshit, but Adam, we're trying to get discussed right now. I love bacon. You call these questions bullshit.
Bacon and eggs in the morning?
Send me a video of bacon.
Guys, guys, in the morning?
I don't believe him. He's never eaten bacon in his life.
You sent a video of yourself
eating bacon tomorrow morning.
Yeah, Birdman, I don't...
You guys are way too interested.
How dare I be interested in...
That's where you're wrong. Nobody cares. Um, that's where you're wrong.
I guarantee you in the future
that people will be studying
I make, like, actually good posts
and, like, good posts and like
But you don't give a shit
Yeah, you don't give a shit what I'm saying.
I don't give a shit to be honest.
you have even opened that
so you're only hanging out with us because you're drunk that's it because you're out of alcohol. So, Birdman... Wait, so you're only hanging out with us
because you're drunk? That's it?
Because you're out of alcohol?
Man, dude, that's kind of sad.
That's kind of sad. But you know what?
You live your life, and I hope you have
a wonderful, grand resting,
we speak to you, it's sober.
Don't be mean to him, okay?
I'm not going to hang out with you.
Perdman, first of all, how dare you?
How dare you speak to my new son like that, Soda?
You could put it on the cover of Bigfoot Magazine.
So this guy's been lurking a little bit.
No, but guys, if you want to follow me,
go ahead and give me a follow.
I provide really good content on...
Everybody follow my new gay son.
why do you keep bringing me back in here?
He's a little bit homophobic,
I provide content and You must join a little bit homophobic, but Guys, um And uh
Good good quality content
so like and subscribe and
Like comment subscribe. What are you drinking? Um zinfandel pinot noir?
Yeah, those little plastic four packs
We're drinking box wine that's that's what we're doing
That's what you surprised with box wine. There's some quality box wine out there now
No, but I a man of quality.
I won't allow you to speak such ways.
Well, it's been a pleasure.
Are you proud of Adam, or are you disappointed with Adam as a father?
Well, that's not negative.
Because earlier you were just straight up disappointed.
So I'm glad that you guys can get to that.
Well, I mean, he did manage to finally spit out something there for a little bit.
And then you guys started talking about his gay dog or whatever.
Are you saying, like saying normally he swallows?
I'm sure he's a straight man.
Can you tell me what your situation is?
Do you have a special man?
It's crazy coming from a power bottom.
Your pussy is pretty further than goatsy
and you're out here being that homophobic.
My pussy is throbbing right now.
That sounded like complete gibberish.
You're about to get fucking torn to pieces
Anyways, whatever. Productive conversations conversations you don't know shit you're gay
and um you beat your fucking thank you i am thank you thank
you for telling me that now i know thank you i was not talking to you circus oh you know what
if the shoe fits right so you know what like i laced up what's the best nft on chia right now
Bro, I'll see you in Texas, bro.
I'll literally arm wrestle you.
You're not just going to arm wrestle.
You know you're going to go for it.
I'll fucking box jump over your head, bro.
Bro, I literally will destroy you.
Dude, that sounds like a homosexual.
I can't wait to fucking judo
Dude, that's what I say when I'm picking up girls.
Then he's gonna kiss you tenderly.
You better watch out. I'm going to fucking kiss your neck.
I'm going to choke you out in front of
Whoever's choking whoever.
I'm going to choke you out in front of Gene and Bram
while they're trying to talk to you
while I choke you out in front of them.
Birdman is suffering from
I can't wait to see you in Texas.
I'll show you just how big my penis is.
I can't wait to see your bald head.
Oh, dude, I can't wait to see your
You took me to watch your child.
for hosting this open mic space. can you literally not censoring anybody
yes absolutely yeah what would you like me to say thanks to everyone for coming
thanks for coming adam thanks for holding the space down thanks for being nice not always but a lot of the time you have been
troll perhaps ever in sheer history
and that is the green faced
listen I don't know what you're talking about
me and my wives we just showed up here
Dude, Birdman can't be homophobic.
Talking about the angel. Oh, my God.
Dude, who's the girl laughing?
Pleased to meet your acquaintance.
Well, I know you were, like,
importantly against me before,
but I hope that we found it like a common ground.
Listen, we're just tapping your nuts,
okay, Adam? Take it easy.
Yeah, that kind of went full circle, man.
You were kind of saying nothing
and then you said something
That was fun, Adam, okay? Take it easy.
But then somebody pointed out it was the wine and so and then and then we came
to like the finish like you did finish and you taught us some stuff and like that was fine
and it was good we're having fun at the show all right adam that's great the party that's great
birdman adopted you like we got to talk about your dog for a bit apparently you've got stacks
on stacks like yeah man. Power to you.
Everything's chips and gravy, my guy.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Everything you're saying is true.
Yeah, I'm still going to slap you out.
I'm the bomb, and Herbid sucks.
I'm going to fucking nut tap you, bro.
I'm going to vanilla nut tap you, bro.
Can you please explain that?
He's a white man, and I'm going to nut tap.
So it's a vanilla nut tap.
I've never seen, heard, or experienced this.
He just likes touching other guys' balls,
because he's obviously, like, you experienced. He just likes touching other guys' balls because he's obviously
You would love it. You would love it if I'm not
No, actually, I wouldn't,
You want to think that...
Be the highlight of your weekend.
Be the highlight of the conference for you.
Dude, do you have, like, multiple, like, wives?
I feel like you wish you did, but you don't.
He has plenty of ex-wives.
Oh, so everybody does not like you.
He's great during the honeymoon period.
Oh, no, they still like him.
Oh, but they don't want to
Yeah, but it's a lot more females than
I pick them up everywhere I go.
I just show up in a Twitter space
It's crazy to speak to you
Whose ID you did not check,
so you might just be grooming a mine in here
because you're just a bird man.
You're just a bird man frog.
Okay, don't you dare come at me now
Oh, that's what this is. Oh, dear me.
I do not see you, bro. I want to friend you
That's exactly what you want.
You woman, friend me, then I'll
friend you back. I promise.
You could be suspected, you fucking fact. And Birdman can keep him... Who was saying that? You woman, friend me, then I'll friend you back. I promise.
And Birdman can keep on talking into the wind, and I'll friend you back.
While you're friending her, check out her art.
Should I follow you too or not?
I'm an artist and you have free will.
I don't know who you are, woman.
See the little paper clip?
Do you remember Clippy you were unknown
like why do you think I fucking
I don't know what that is
find out Adam you gotta purge out Married her? I don't know what that is. Yeah, dude.
It's complicated. Find out, Adam.
The metasphere or whatever it's called.
We married each other in a
I'm not going to friend you.
Put it on the cover of Big Whoop Magazine.
Yeah, like, thanks for announcing that.
I don't know why it's such a big deal.
Like, why would I want to?
Yeah, nobody cares about any of that.
Well, you felt like you needed
You were discussing such things.
I'm just a pillar of universe.
And he does it unbatchily as well.
Yo, dude, I got the biggest fucking pumpkin for fucking Halloween this year.
Are you talking about like bird man?
Birdman. That makes sense.
It's the best of both worlds.
I don't know if birds like pumpkins.
I can't wait to eat up all those seeds.
I want to eat up all those seeds.
seeds salted or you just keep
Yo, bro, you literally read my mind
I fucking salt them up, bro.
Of course. We're not savages.
Yeah. I mean, come on, dude.
like, you gotta get a little brine going.
That's the other thing. Anyways, listen,
nobody wants to hear Birdman's fucking pumpkin peas recipe.
Listen, that could be some hot alpha.
You know, there might be somebody in the future listening to this recording
that might need that recipe and is going to ask you.
I mean, there's not a better person, in my opinion,
to ask than somebody who I mean, what, there's not a better person, in my opinion, to ask than, uh, you know, somebody who is, uh, literally Birdman.
You can get better advice about, about seed recipes, so go off, King.
Or, or you don't have to.
take that out of the family circle.
Everybody's family might have a little dish day.
I can't believe it's fucking 3am
Imagine listening to this for three
um, yeah. Let me know what your dreams are
after consuming all of what you just heard
Yo, Grand Rising Ashen from the East Coast.
Happy fucking Friday, dude.
I don't think I've met a lot of you guys up here,
so I was just going to come up and say nice to meet you all.
I think this is my first time hearing Birdman talk,
and he's fucking hilarious.
So, yeah. It's my first first time hearing birdman talk and he's fucking hilarious So yeah
Good to see you is nerd up on stage dude absolutely loved the pfp change. Oh
dude, this that was some some alpha I am I
Just dropped my collection the one I was telling you about, like, I think yesterday.
Oh, shit, the one, uh, you're talking about on the Wizard Space, right, that one?
Oh, well, dude, I've been out of the loop.
Like, this is the most Spaces activity I've had since Wizard Wednesday.
Wait, I'll do a little giveaway for the people here.
Do you want to do, like, could you do a picker or something?
I've never done a picker.
My system for doing giveaways is a little bit different.
Edward, do you have a Twitter picker? I'm for doing giveaways is a little bit different. Edward, do you
I'm not sure the name of it.
Is it a website that does it? Bullish does it
a few times. It's called Twitter Picker,
I think. Let me check if I can find it.
want to run it, I'll give
Dude, that's super generous of you. Thank you.
Look at that, dude, folks. You had to go
this space has started from where we are now,
right? And that was quite a length
of time. There's quite a lot of people
that have been here, and now there's only 12
people here. So, dude, congrats to
the 12 people that are here, because you got a very good chance of winning some dope fucking nfts
yeah thank you for your time thank you for your energy ash and hope you're having a good uh
morning afternoon evening whatever it is.
I'm about to go to sleep. It's about 3 a.m. here. Dude, I would normally be passed out or just about to be finishing my trenching around this time
because it's 3 a.m. here.
But I passed out last night after drinking a very potent cannabis-infused drink.
It was 200 milligrams, and I slammed that at around 4 o'clock.
I don't remember passing out, but all I know is I woke up, and it was a little lefty.
Jesus fucking Christ, nobody wants to hear your life stories.
Thank you, Birdman. I'll knock it the fuck
Ashton, how do you like your eggs?
of today that I'm gonna ask everybody
I like sunny side up with the yolks a little runny.
I mean, that's old school before you have money.
But the true patrician is obviously Sam and Benedict.
Well, I don't have money so that's that's
I'm I mean that was the test that was the test that I was putting forth to
Adam but he was too obsessed with trying to be a pussy or whatever he was trying
to do there you know I thought you'd like your eggs
fertilized considering you're a bird man. Well, listen, sweetheart.
I mean, that's a whole other...
I mean, you know, I don't leave the house without my condom on, okay?
I'm always ready for a good time.
You know exactly what it means.
What, you going outside wearing a raincoat and the sun is shining? What? What do you mean? Absolutely. What does that mean? You know exactly what it means. What, you going outside wearing a raincoat
and the sun is shining? What?
I immediately have it wrapped right from the get-go.
well Adam's awake still let's fucking go dude
I thought you were leaving dude heck yeah
listen don't threaten me with a good time
That might actually be the only honest thing he said
Like, in this entire space
That he always leaves the house wrapped
That might be the only honest thing that he said
And so, yeah, I'm just going to live out my days
thinking that he does that and that's you know what that's fine it's probably something marcus
aurelius did so you know as birdman's hero that tracks he wrote about he wrote about that several many times.
Really? Can I do a lot of his teachings?
Anyways, it's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
It's a man... It's a guy thing.
You know what? I wouldn't understand.
Unless I make teeny tiny ones for the Bing.
do the Twitter picker? If not, I have
like a wheel of names with everyone.
Oh yeah, how do you want to
do that? Do you want the people to
give you a follow, that kind of thing?
Sure, yeah, like, retweet. room, give you a follow, that kind of thing? Sure, yeah, like
retweet. Could I maybe put the
up here? Yeah, pin it up. Yeah, go for it.
Thank you. That's really generous
I don't remember. Did you say
Birdman, are you donating one?
No, I'm just trying to volunteer his money for it.
Well, Birdman, I mean, you have those
wallet and you would give me one.
Can we run a giveaway for the neckbeards
I've never purchased an NFT in my life,
you have it. That doesn't mean
You know, nothing about the business.
like and repost the space.
I'll do the Twitter picker.
I'll do the spins right now.
Thank you for gracing, gracing, gracing this marvelous,
glorious, delicious group of peoples
with your offerings of digital pictures assets.
Yeah, give one to my ex-wife.
I feel like I don't need to like or repost anything.
Thank you for your time and your energy.
to you in this space sometime soon.
How long are you guys doing this shit for?
I'm gonna be honest. I'm locked in on a bunch of other
shit, and I haven't even been paying attention.
I don't even know the schedule.
What is today's schedule looking
like, Edward? Now would be a great time.
Okay, let me dig it out here.
We've got Monkey Zoo coming up here.
I know there's a website. I don't remember the website.
Yeah, I've got the schedule here.
So we've got Monkey Zoo coming up in
two hours after that. Then we've got
Drack and Art with Heart,
and then Drack with Bullish doing Developers Hour hour for two hours and utopies is talking about uh i i'm not sure women in
web 3 i guess oh orange gooey's on oh is that's tomorrow though oh no sorry that
clyde wallace is today after utopies and then gooey's on the next day after that androcatus
is on in the evening as well oh it looks like looks like there's an opening set in the schedule.
I don't know who's going on after that.
And are you doing the late night tomorrow as well?
Yeah, I've got it for the next couple of days.
Well, man, what an absolute incredible day of spaces we have ahead of us uh really
looking forward to uh uh it's been a bit so when monkey zoo's been doing his spaces for the 222
hour chia marathon uh is right one either i'm already passed out or just passing out here,
as that's been like 3, 4 a.m. at the East Coast,
and I happen to be awake now,
so I'm glad that I consumed that beverage that knocked me the fuck out,
because now I'm awake for the next 12 hours,
and I'm going to be listening to all these wonderful spaces, and, uh, hop up with Monkey Zoo
and chit-chat with him. It's been a while since, uh, I've been
on a space with him. He used to have royalties
guaranteed Sunday spaces for quite a while,
and, uh, I love those spaces. I love Monkey Zoo,
I'm going to roast this bowl.
Even though he deserves the glazing.
I just finished the spins.
I just got two winners for the NFTs.
If you want to send me your addresses. I pulled
Do you have a Chia wallet?
Yeah, do you have a Chia wallet?
There you go. There you go.
Lambie, do you have a gopher?
Stop trying to give her things.
I'm not trying to give her shit.
She's spoiled enough as it is No, it's fine
If she doesn't have a gopher
She's spoiled herself too
Fine, go ahead, try and steal her away from me
I'm not trying to steal shit
I'm just trying to get her
Try and entice her away from me
I get off on it, alright It's fine. I'm just trying to... I get off on it. I get off on it, alright?
If you're willing to go a day
without saying Big Whoop Magazine,
that would probably send me over your way.
them about our encounters.
I have to say various catchphrases
whenever engaged in coitus.
I must use various catchphrases.
I have to use catchphrases. must use various catchphrases. I have to use catchphrases.
We know the catchphrases.
Not only is it on the cover
of Big Whoop Magazine, but like,
dude, you should really look at the
It's a feature, not a bug.
Yeah, tell your friends about that tomorrow, sweetheart.
Anyway, let's move it on.
Yeah, that was a lot, Batman.
None of us needed to hear that.
That was a lot. Tell. None of us needed to hear that.
Tell them about that character.
Zodiacus is... Nice to see you right now.
This one. I'm still... What? Listen, this is the community. just based on it yeah this one what?
listen this is the community
you sound so much like you're browning
just wait till the fucking rest
of all the other blockchainers get over here
now you think this is just a fucking
warm-up, okay? You should be
fucking grateful that these
spaces are so squeaky clean all
and over. I've been to many...
I've been to many I've been to many
I bet you flocked all over the place
you're right they are savages
too many savages out here on these main streets
everywhere but it's fun I enjoy it absolutely absolutely too many savages out here on these main streets everywhere
but it's fun like i enjoy it i mean and anyways it's fun it happens
zodicus edward you've been gracious hosts uh thank you you're always welcome childish
uh thank you you're goddamn right.
This is my ex-wife here, Edward.
You better let her up anytime she damn well pleases.
As Martha Torellis once said, go fuck yourself.
Lambie, I'm happy you're over on this side of the pond and not down in Goblin Town.
if all I need to do is snap my fingers.
You can have her by the snap, bro.
Lambie, you want to go, like, troll a bunch of people?
You want to troll a bunch of people with me?
I don't know. I'm just glad
because normally in the spaces that I used to see her a while back. I don't know. I'm just glad because normally
in the spaces that I used to see her
a while back, I don't hang out there
with those people anymore.
Yeah. I just haven't seen her
in a while, so good to see she's still
But yo, Birdman, let's get down to the real meat and potatoes in the stew, right?
Let's get to it. Are you ready to get into it now?
Yeah, there's only, you know, ten people here in this space.
Well, too fucking bad, because we're going to get into the meat and the potatoes
I mean unless somebody cooler
wants me to join this space
Birdman. No, just say you're gonna stay here forever because fucking people are leaving.
Look what you did. This is why
we can't have nice things. Dude, nobody cares.
There's nobody here to begin with.
Nobody cares until they do
Edward's here. And all these beautiful nerds are here. So, I'm here. Edward's here.
And all these beautiful nerds are here.
So, whether it's me and Edward here,
which there's been many spaces in the past,
that it's been me, Edward, Art with Heart, and a couple others.
If you didn't know, Edward, for quite a while,
hosted these amazing Thursday spaces, uh, with Heart with Heart, and, uh,
yeah, just grateful that, you know, we get to have, you know, not only these, because it used
to only be a weekly thing, but, you know, because we got this 222-hour Chia marathon going on,
that we're getting blessed with just all this extra extra love so um yeah grateful
to to be able to that's another reason why i'm also grateful for that that can of drink that
knocked me into fucking almost into into this morning if it was it was an hour off i almost
got put into to the next day from the drink anyways.
Yeah, just really, really appreciate Edward, you, as well as all the other space hosts for holding down.
Because I'm going to be honest, Edward, it is late night here, right?
And, you know, it is definitely a bit spicy here, right?
And I love that, the open mic,
the you not censoring people.
And earlier, I was only muting people because it was getting a little hectic on stage
to where nobody down or up on the stage
or probably even down below can understand
what the fuck people were even saying.
That's why I was muting people so that way it could just clear it up.
But I wasn't trying to censor them.
Just want to make that clear.
Some might argue it's not censoring people as well.
it's not censoring people as well it's a it's a bit of a yeah i don't know where is the fine line
It's a bit of a, yeah, I don't know.
of morality between letting anyone say what they want 24 7 and then making a decision to stop them
talking about something at a certain point you could say well what if someone's being abusive
nasty saying something racist divisive but then those things are uh people may have a different perception of it like what is
being divisive what is being racist what's acceptable is it acceptable to joke about
being racist like oh you little canadian fucker like oh what no that's is that acceptable canadians
take it up there you know some things you shouldn't say so 100 100 you could talk about like i'm out here talking about my fat titted wife
on web and you guys i sit here talking about dirty canadians meanwhile this disgusting
savage lanky english savage is brewing bathtubs full of adrenochrome and selling them to children on the streets of thailand there's no evidence to support that but uh yeah that's all good so what do you do zotti if you
had full control everyone you know went to a space in the world let's say everyone in the world went
to a space and it was about something really divisive topic. What's the balance? Maybe 30 seconds
or a minute each. They often do that in
debates, like use time as a
know. What if someone doesn't quite finish
a sentence and they're one second over
and that word could have changed history? I don't know.
100%. I don't... What if I didn't talk about It's a constant thing. 100%. Yeah. 100%. I don't...
Like, what if I didn't talk about my fat-titted wife?
And what if that little faggot guy
didn't actually fucking be a little pussy
and actually talk when I asked him to talk?
I thought he was initially,
he was pro-Permuto capital.
I thought that's what he was saying.
he seemed to be pro-Permuto
as far as I could tell from the previous space.
That's why when I thought Birdman,
because he was in the middle of of like anybody want to challenge me and
That's why when you came up on stage and started laughing
Raised your hand. I was confused cuz I listen. I just wanted to talk about my fat
Yeah, exactly. I know why you weren't gonna challenge him right? You're just gonna be bird. I was challenging him
I dare challenge private I know you're just gonna be... I was challenging him. How dare you? You're challenging him not on that level.
Right, you're challenging him
I would fucking destroy him.
I would slam him around like the Hulk.
I'd absolutely obliterate.
Then you'd put it on the cover of Big Whoop magazine.
Or would it be a small whoop?
Listen, it's ancient history.
Listen, he's small potatoes.
He owns 4% of the entire blockchain big whoop how much money did your
big-titted wife get out of you but how hard did divorce it fucking zero are you crazy i stole so
much money from her dude based hey but you'll never have as big of a farm as Adam, guys. So, calm down.
He had a fucking two-petabyte farm.
A little, like, I had a bigger farm than Adam, okay?
And I didn't even make the damn thing.
I paid some fucking Indian guy to do it for me.
And how much did that run you, including the Indian?
You think your boy fucking pays for shit?
Dude, I made promises too
far, far away in Halo 3 I promised I mean I'm
kidding but anyways yeah I mean I'm not that much of a savage I mean but anyway
yeah it's okay you you I mean I wish I was I wish I was you are you are you are
at heart okay and that's what truly counts so I mean like I wish I was. I wish I was. You are at heart, okay?
And that's what truly counts.
I really do wish I was that much of a savage
and choose to steal money from people.
But I'm too much of a good person, dude.
It's the funniest part is that it's actually true
you know that's just business
you know people still learn
some lessons the hard way
bro I've like people have stolen
you just sort of like get used to it after a while.
And like, I just, you know, I'm a sweet, innocent baby bird in these streets.
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet bird man.
Sing us the song of your people.
To the window to the wall
But a bomb right there, but ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba bum da-da-da
you know what I'm talking about
I wasn't ready for that I wasn't ready for that
to the windows to the walls
get a ray dropped out my mouth
that's little john and the east side
boys all these bitches crow.
Ah, ski ski motherfucker.
I wasn't expecting that to be
and that's why you just had
just fucking breaking and bursting
into fucking tears laughing.
So if you were here to hear
Bro, I'm like in my teepee
and you're like John Smith and you're coming
in there trying to fuck my daughter or whatever
I might be protected at all costs.
let me show you our culture.
It's like the bass kicks in.
Somebody put on fourth Ward Weeby
Who's got a speaker that they can put on music on
I'm going to take this time
While we have somebody to prepare
If Birdman has a million fans Then I am one of them If Birdman's request, um, I just want to say, if Birdman has a million fans, then I am one of them,
if Birdman has ten fans, then I am one of them, if, if Birdman has only one fan, you see, I'm
getting a little choked up here, if Birdman has only one fan, then that is me, if Birdman has no
fans, then that means I am no longer on earth, If the world is against Birdman, then I am against the world.
I love you so much right now.
This bowl goes out to Birdman.
bit of a love bomb there.
We were just talking about
I mean, I got band tits, but you know.
She's a sweetheart. She's actually really cool.
She was hanging out just like humoring me
Grand evening, bro. How you doing doing i'm doing fantastic man life is just what a time to be alive
so grateful so blessed how are you doing that's right it's 5 30 p.m what a time to be alive
time to be alive uh is it actually 5.30pm
yeah that's why I said grand evening
just calls when he needs something
Wire me some money, baby.
Need you to call roadside assistance, pay the bill, and then tell them to come hear me.
Yeah, just send the money
to the the hydro company or yeah make sure you wash it through the caimans last time i got in
trouble i had to sit in a meeting for three hours yeah i was with detective uh brian
from the police department.
He gave me a real talking to last time.
He thought I was a bikey.
Next time he calls, you tell him he got fat tits and you're not interested.
No, but Lambie's got fat tits.
I'm not one to look. I'm the married man. Oh, yeah? I'm not one to look.
But, hey, we all have a good time.
I mean, it's not worth...
Listen, I mean, the tits aren't fat enough for me to take a 13-hour flight or whatever it is out there.
But, hey, it's worth a click on the media button there or
whatever i think you get i think you get to north america but i don't think you get to canada in 13
hours you probably should just for a short of um los angeles maybe i don't know how like i'm not
interested in like dude like to go there like really it's basically
like i might as well go to like minnesota right like it's like what's the difference you got
kangaroos differently it's the other way yeah it's spelled differently minnesota yeah i don't know
you got like bamboo i don't know like yeah i mean i'm sure it's beautiful and stuff it's just like
you know what I mean yeah of course
of course I've already told the authorities about you
I've already had a chat to customs
if you see a sweet sweet baby bird
then he's telling you to put stuff on the cover of Big Whoop
magazine that's an illegitimate magazine
trying to come in here and starts talking about fat
tits, like, tell me get the fuck out of here.
Starts talking about poisonous
spiders. Yeah, tell him to get the
What's the deal these days?
I'm about to go wrestle some sweaty men
Bro, what are you at right now?
Are you doing the actual fucking Gracie shit or what?
Okay, so what's the deal?
Should I actually get into it?
Do whatever you want, man.
You know, if you asked me two belts ago,
I'd be like, yeah, bro, get into it.
But now, I don't care about anyone else.
Go talk to someone else, bro, get into it. But now I don't care about anyone else. I'm going. I'll have fun. You want me to spruik it?
Go talk to someone else, huh?
Fair enough. Yeah, no, I get what you're saying.
Yeah, I have my ups and downs. I'm in a bit
at the moment, but I'm okay with it because I hurt
Well, it's tough too because you only have so many guys
they're so like you know it's like playing chess like the same shit right like you just need to
get your ass beat the same club it is better if I go to another club because you can't tell how
the different people are well you might you might end up actually coming back and beating the guys
at your real club right like after you've done that, right?
Because you get an understanding how other people move.
Like, you know, usually people with long legs, they're good at, um,
they're not really good once you pin the legs together, but short dudes with like thick legs, like they'll rip you,
they'll rip the grip apart and they'll get into it.
So you try certain things with different body shapes when you look at them,
when you're like, okay, I can do this and do that.
And then you go to another club and it's all different.
Now I have to do it. You fucking
sold me, Chunk. God damn it.
Nah, you did it. You gotta send
that I need to get, though, because I'm gay and I
don't want to buy the dumb shit.
You gotta go to that place.
P-A-P-E-P-E-I? Well, you know what I mean? I want to like buy the dumb shit. You got to go to that place. P A P E P E I.
I don't want to like buy the,
I don't want to show up and be like,
I'm not going to show up in a key.
You know what I'm saying?
you want to show up in the tight,
I want to show up like in the fucking,
I want to show up in the real shit. Look, if, exactly. I want to show up in the real shit.
I'm not going to show up like,
he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, no psp i'm not showing up like a fucking anyway you know yeah how we doing here that boy
with my like cajun accent like just like wrestle people like sweating just like spitting on myself
yeah just like drinking my own spit like if you're gonna go how go, how far is it to go to Nova Scotia?
nobody's going to Nova Scotia,
You want to go and wrestle with the dudes,
they'll never let you ever get it.
There's farmers everywhere in Canada.
There's farmers literally everywhere.
They can't hold me. They can't hold me. They're literally everywhere. ice farmers yes I can't hold me I can't hold they're literally everywhere anyway there's this place in um in that place Nova Scotia in Sydney Nova Scotia it's on George
Street it's called zombie proof jiu-jitsu okay that was how I got into crypto finally enough
So you weren't actually there.
That was just one of your boys on the internet or something?
No, it's just one of them.
But I'd go there to train, for sure.
They got the most funnest geese, bro.
Yeah, I'd go to those guys.
The guy has some serious heel hooks, man.
Small world. Wild. Is that just down the road i bet it is no it's not it's like a million miles away but i'm just
saying like nova scotia that's basically nova scotia is a million miles away to basically
everybody in canada and like there's nobody in canada so that's what makes you... I know, if I was going to go somewhere in Canada, it's the furthest place in Canada.
Yeah, you found like the...
Yeah, you found your niche, yeah.
It's fucking closer to Portugal, isn't it,
Go through Europe and then get across
yeah i mean you might as well be in europe if you're in nova scotia that's what i'm saying
like you're you're not even in canada at that point basically
i like the sound of that okay i'll see you there next week apparently they have a breach
all right baby i believe it I mean I just
and I feel like nobody else in Canada
nobody else in this space does either
yeah dude it's like so low and shit
it's so low and shit I It's so low and shit.
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.
We should like maybe like think about buying a little bit.
What's my favorite shit coin doing right now?
The Dexy Space. Yeah, no, Spacebox. Spacebox. what's my favorite what's my favorite shitcoin doing right now the dexyspace
you're absolutely right that it is
like as far as like boom, Boomer, like,
and I mean there is no Boomer, like, actual Boomer,
but you know what I mean.
It is the Boomer token for Chia, 100%.
You definitely pegged that.
funny because that's exactly
what it is and that's why I call it
call it. Well, and that's why it's the choice
I mean, if you don't have
then you're doing it wrong.
I'm looking, you know, again,
I don't want to get into it,
but I'm looking to stack up
at least a couple million space bucks. I'm trying to stack up at least a couple million space bucks.
I'm trying to get up to, you know, two, three percent of total supply.
That's, you know, and everybody knows that's where my position is.
Like, I've always made that very clear.
You start cooking up some more memes,
You guys just send me coins.
You guys are fucking nuts.
that you guys send me is insane.
The amount of money that I made amount of tokens that you guys send me is like insane the amount of money that i've made off of you guys like just send me sending me this token or that token that you
guys are working on or whatever i'm blessed like very very uh flat like it's wild what you guys
are up to and the work that you guys do and the liquidity pools that you guys put together
like it's wild and i come in and i go oh my god who sent me this like four months after you've
like done all this hard work i go what the hell is this doing in my wallet and then i immediately
dump it all and then you guys all get angry on twitter and you're like who did this and i'm like
I don't have any NFTs other than
the ones that you guys throw at me
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
It's in a recorded space.
I heard it loud and clear.
I can play it back for you
I don't have to play it back, but
it'll cost you one of them.
Bro, did I tell you I'm trying to change my name to black garlic
a lot of your behavior recently
You know what I'm saying?
Anyways, there's a whole bunch of reasons
as to why I want that name, but
I feel like it's a really good Dragon Ball name, too,
It sort of doubles as a good Dragon Ball name too as well. It sort of doubles as a good Dragon Ball
Goku with an afro maybe? I don't know.
But seriously it took me like three and a half weeks to make this black garlic i made some pasta sauce oh buddy amazing
that's riveting put it on the cover of big magazine oh he's back thank god okay what were
we talking about before you left we were talking about wrestling gay people or something
i need to do this okay well you know what i mean i need to get in there did i tell you about my diet and all that?
No, what have you been eating?
Bro, okay, I'm down 25 pounds in the last... I feel like I could have made it 50 in two months,
but because my wife came back early...
Anyways, I'll just be honest, okay?
I'm going to be real with you.
I could have done a lot more
It comes off fast at the start,
but that's a really good effort.
It does come off really fast in the start. I was at 240 and i was i got on the scale i was like bro what the fuck
i was like i gotta get this ain't good so i uh is that like the biggest you've been or were you
moving you're moving down pretty much yeah pretty much like maybe a little bit more like five you know five pounds more maybe but but yeah that's
about the big and and yeah and so yeah i lost the first 20 like like butter and then the last five
has been like a battle dude for the last like two three weeks it's like fucking hell and but i mean
i'm i'm kind of like cheating a little bit here and there on the
diet. Like I was going hard
on the diet before. Like I was
staring at the jelly beans. You know
what I mean? Like I'd open the cupboard and just
look at him and just be like
you fuckers. You suck yourself
out, huh? You'd be like, I just can't. How you
come from? Yeah. I'd just look at him
and then just be like, fuck you, you pussy. You can't eat that shit yeah i just look at him and then just be like
fuck you you pussy you can't eat that shit you just make yourself all the way to thinness
yeah i'm just like starving myself essentially um and then yeah my because that's the thing is
like my wife is coming back and so i was like oh she's gonna come back and she's gonna see me i
lost 20 pounds i'm a big shot right um and and yeah i mean that that was the
case but you know it's like you know we've been it's not great you know i mean like i gotta i
gotta keep going no it's not no i gotta get down another i gotta lose another like 15 20
and then like if i can get down to 200 and then again,
like I'm working out like crazy, dude, I'm working out like a dog, dude.
I'm going like four times a week.
And look, I have to go lately.
So I've lost a lot of muscle.
Yeah, but you're training.
I haven't because of my rib injury.
But I've been, I've been doing some, but I'm probably down at 200 now.
I should be probably even lower, but we'll get there.
240, down to freaking 200, bro.
As we start noticing stuff like going faster, you're moving quicker.
No, I'm at like 217 right
now my goal is 200 yeah but even a 217 from 240 bro yeah not really though like come brent then
set yourself short little man how about i call you little man and stuff like that just to make
you kind of get into the into the zone i'll call you big boy, you know, you're trying to backhand me or something.
I'll fucking take the 15-hour flight to fucking Queensland and fucking choke you out in front of your boys in the dojo, all right?
And make sure you do it straight after you
get off the plane get some deep vein thrombosis hell yeah dude and then i'll choke your leg and
make it yeah you know just fucking like i'll hurt you then i'll help choke me out just by like bring
you bring your wallet as well yeah bring your seat that'll be actually the funniest thing ever
is you choke me out just by like choking my leg you just grab my leg and like squeeze my leg and i just pass
out from that that would be the funniest thing
you just like grab you just grab him by the thigh and just like squeeze it really hard
That would be the funniest shit ever.
that's like Spock in Star Trek
does the Vulcan death grip
He just like grabs the guy
and then like 10 seconds later he's just out
should we be talking about chia
we need to say chia at least a couple times
I don't know about that, dude.
They may be under Jiu-Jitsu.
You gotta grab him by the leg
and fucking choke him out
from his thigh in order to get him
It'd be so funny if, like, some guy just double
legs you and then he just
starts trying to choke you
Boost it off of me, man. I'm trying to get some i'm kidding i'm kidding
bro don't worry like listen monkey zoo and i like we go way back and everything but i got beef with
monkey zoo right now he like it's a kick to the last time we spoke i know i was there oh
oh juicy it's not juicy at all man we're gonna talk about metadata and look i know the man knows
listen i know about metadata and things of that nature all right i'm a very big metadata guy
everybody knows that about me you know jason god damn right i know Jason I know Josh I know I know Pete I
mean I know all the J so what kind of schema would you recommend for this new
collection that these guys are gonna launch oh you mean OGP you talking about talking about Twitter card you're
talking about OMG we're not talking about SEO got it talking about using
scrapey pull some pull some what is the new fucking
schema shit called it's just called
I know about metadata I know about
movie titles and book titles
Talking about skipper.org, yeah?
Yeah, I'm talking about pulling data
from other people's websites without their
my company's built on that
Yeah, no, it's's just it's legitimate scraping it's for don't worry about it it's fine okay three letter
agencies involved yeah I've got a three letter agency lol that's what it's called
it just laughs laughs at you yeah lol, LOL. That's the name.
That's what it's called, okay?
Hashtag, she crawled under there for warmth what
you don't understand the Sopranos
what the hell no I don't understand
it's fine don't worry about it
I'm very impressed with your progress.
I started at a place that I was much heavier.
Well, I remember you were...
I was much lighter when I started, so this is not good at all.
When you were first starting...
When you were first starting, you were talking about...
When I was a sweet, sweet baby bird.
Yeah, you were talking...
You and I were debating on going and cheating and going to the...
And buying a Dairy Queen or whatever, you know?
Oh, sneaky little KFC, hey?
Yeah, sneaky KFC, that's right.
We wanted a Twister or whatever, you know?
Yeah, a little snack pack or something.
But you're not about that life now, and I got to respect it, dude.
You're out here in these mean streets.
Fucking got some principles.
You're an inspiration to us all.
My principle choice for fast food is sneaky KFC.
Well, you know, again, from time to time, it's fine.
Point it the right way before they kill it?
Is that what we're talking about right here?
If I wanted to know where I can point it, you know, I'll just point it.
It's like, look over there.
Guillotine comes to nowhere.
Just fucking chops all their heads off.
The little flying bum chum.
Robot hands come out of nowhere and start deep frying them.
Breading them and deep frying them immediately.
Yeah, the teppanyaki teriyaki choke.
What kind of data have you been scraping?
all the white people are throwing rocks at the store
well yeah that doesn't help
it's just another one all together
bourbon water slides Move on. It's just another one altogether. This is a family space,
All that shit. That's right.
I heard you didn't meet the height restriction.
They got the stick and you're like,
hey, I can make this down.
Then they dropped the stick and you're like,
You're not even going to guess what happened today, dude.
Like it's wild. It's literally fucking insane.
Did you walk into a doorway?
That has never happened to me, ever.
Okay, I picked you at about
I told you to replace that battery like weeks ago.
I just keep it in the freezer and turn it on when I want to say hi to you.
Is that on your mind vault?
If I'm getting new batteries, bro, I will buy you batteries.
I'm going to New Braunfels, which is a two-town south.
You should go to Nova Scotia.
Go to Sydney in Nova Scotia.
I just want to make sure I got...
I just want to make sure I got Lurkey in there.
I just want to make sure I got... I just want to make sure I got Lurkey in there. I just want to say Lurkey.
Sydney, Nova Scotia. He's on George Street.
I'll send him your regards.
But yeah, I just wanted to say Lurkey before it ended.
What the fuck was I talking about?
Lurkey. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah no bro so today i go i log into my thing or whatever my credit card thing where i get the points for my credit card or whatever
for the travel thing yeah there's like 15 g's there i'm like bro what yeah i'm like bro no way
so i like book like all right down the road or something yeah i got like a hundred thousand of Bro, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, bro, no way. So I, like, book, like, all...
So you can fly down the road or something.
I got, like, 100,000 of those bad boys.
Where are you going to go?
I booked two weeks in January.
I'm going to Mexico for two weeks in January.
Bro, if you want to, it'd be dope.
It's summer in Australia.
I'm going to Cabo. It's summer in Australia. I'm not leaving, bro. I'm going to Cabo.
Monkey Zoo Space starts in two minutes.
Oh, then let's make it the best two minutes of our motherfucking lives, baby.
What it do? Grand Rising.
Future Dory, you want to go to Cabo in January?
I hate those places everybody goes.
You haven't been to the right hotels, Ben.
It's all all you can eat and get fat bullshit.
Trust me, bro. I went to the best one.
It was like newly made, all modern, all bullshit.
I used to work for Ritchie Brothers, right?
It's a heavy machinery company.
They built their fucking website 15 years ago.
They're Vancouver guys, the Ritchie. Anyway. I know those guys. They're Vancouver guys, the rich.
I used to fucking make so much money for those people.
It was like billions, like even 10 years ago.
Bro, I used to, listen, I used to manage a whole inside sales team, right?
In one year, we did 360 m's bro
in one year i believe it like i said like i yeah i believe it yeah and i got the above and beyond
award at the goddamn fucking cabo bullshit that shit felt like a fucking prison bro
well that's why i married you that's why I married you. That's why I married you.
You mean divorce me, bro.
We've been divorced so much that I've already fell in love in the space.
No, but I was after those M's is what I'm saying.
I'll leave you guys to it.
I was after that Oprah money.
I was after that Oprah money.
before you fuck my heart. We're ready for your space, Monkizoo.
Whenever you're ready, just let us know.
Monkizoo better not try to
You better not try to regulate because I here. We're trying to have fun.
You better not try to regulate, because I'm going to regulate right now.
We're having fun, Monkeys, you better let us have fun a little bit.
Nah, bring Monkeys, you up.
No, he's about to start his space.
That's what these guys do.
Let him, let him keep this one on.
They're trying to kill this space and start the next one.
Put him as host, bro, because we're going in.
He will host his letters.
Tell him I'll see him in my office.
He'll just let us have fun.
I have a meeting in nine minutes, boys, with students, with doctor.
If you think someone wants to be doctor.
Tell him I'll see him in my office.
I already squashed beefs with Drock.
I became friends so much with Drock that he co-hosted me.
You step into Chunk's office and he hits the hydraulic buttons on the fucking money, Carlo.
Oh, guys, I need fucking help, you guys.
I have a Mac OS Monterey version 12.7.6.
because I'm going to make some merch
I'm 10 years late on, bro,
with this other other company does
anybody know or can anybody anybody send me the fucking the fucking a paintbrush i need i need
to make you need to contact you need to get it with business insider and get some of that japanese
fucking chalk that they're always talking about on those fucking youtube channels they're always talking
about chalk oh my god we were talking about foot pics bro because you know what i'm gonna do
the next drop no really no yeah we're gonna go i literally only have fucking seven minutes so
give me seven minutes on stage please and then i then I'm going to leave you guys alone. I have to meet three wannabe doctors.
And then I'm going to pretend like I'm a doctor.
It's the most bizarre request that I've had.
But anyway, I need a paintbrush app that works for the Mac OS Monterey.
Sounds like you need a stethoscope and like a lab code or something
don't you you do you know that i was an assistant to a cardiologist at ucla
can somebody help me with paintbrush i need to make a pixelated thing for the fucking
stitching machine guys does anybody can anybody is anybody a dev? Is anybody a fucking chat dev here?
Check the Twitter group chat.
That's what he's telling you.
Alright, guys. Merch is coming, bro. Future
Adora with fucking multiple identities, bro. This shit's going to be rock and roll. It's
going to be sky high. Chips are up. We're all in. And guys, I'm about to put down because
I really have to go. We were, we hacked the system. We were because hacked the system we were because hacked the system i didn't make it just because of
Futuradora is you guys you guys make me who i am so i'm gonna post the link and enjoy boys
enjoy i love you boys i love you chunk chunk is the best ex-husband. Where's my alimony?
On the serious tip, though,
Future Adora, if you're trying to put out
a bunch of different alter egos of
yourself, I want to see some serious
you better throw it back, girl.
I want to see some serious
She knows what I'm talking about.
I'll see you in the next space.
um, monkey zoo, uh, he's going to let me rant for the next 25 minutes.
Okay, guys, let's end it there.
Over to MonkeyZoo's space, pinned at the top.
Thanks for everyone coming up.
Thanks, Ashen. Thanks, Zotti. Thanks, Bird thanks birdman thanks adam jordan if you're still listening somewhere
thanks to everyone for listening see you in monkey zoo space same place tomorrow