🌱 222 Hour Chia Marathon Early Asia Late US Love + Open Mic

Recorded: Sept. 26, 2025 Duration: 3:05:04
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Short Summary

In a lively discussion, participants explored the latest developments in the Chia ecosystem, including its token XCH, potential partnerships, and growth opportunities. The conversation highlighted trends in liquidity mining and staking rewards, showcasing Chia's strategic moves in the competitive crypto landscape.

Full Transcription

Thank you. Thank you. A's or tickets.
I'm just getting people over from the other space.
Live in a space. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, Mondo.
What is good?
Sina. Swizzle, DJ Tangy, share out the room, be sure to like, comment, bookmark, tag your auntie, tag your uncle, you know uh tag tag your favorite animal friend it doesn't really matter but just do what you gotta do um right now we're making the the transition from foods in space
that was a wonderful space uh i really wish i would have tuned in a little bit earlier, but going to be honest, ChiaFam, I slammed a 200 milligram cannabis infused
Kool-Aid drink, and that drink, I'm not used to having 200 milligrams, that's a lot for
my body, so at one moment, I was awake, And then at one moment, I passed out.
And then like four or five hours later, I woke up and the space was still going.
So yeah, thank you for your time.
Thank you for your energy.
And thank you, Edward, for making me a co-host.
I don't know if you hear me.
You must hear me if you may be a co-host.
Check one, check two. Audio, Edward. Can you hear me? Hi, hello.
Yeah, loud and clear. I was listening to both spaces there.
It was like I was speaking on stage in both. I don't know if you could do that.
Maybe you could unmute your mic and then speak in different spaces at the same time.
Kind of trippy idea that is.
I don't know if you have the power to do that because I noticed you
did have your microphone unmuted but I did not hear you in here so maybe you were speaking in
there. I'm going to try and do that you could go in a hundred spaces and then just talk to everyone
at once and trippy. Welcome to the stage we'll yeah thanks Zotti awesome and Xchange is back I believe
that Adam Jordan and Xchange were having a a mini chat there oh food is up as well
I want to say you can't talk in two spaces at once it's fucking crazy we were doing it the
other day with Brock Pearson and Danny and it was fucking hilarious dude there was a bunch of people
in one of uh Brock's like subscription spaces and we were like chatting with them and it was fucking hilarious dude there was a bunch of people in one of Brock's like subscription
spaces and we were like chatting with
them and it was actually kind of fun
we were like talking
to people through an account
I don't even know what we were talking
about man we were just calling Danny
understanding
Brock is a tier one and my understanding Brock
is a tier one
like grifter
whatever you want to call it
you want to hear something funny
is when Kamala Harris said she didn't
pick Pete Buttigieg as her running mate because of his sexuality.
Let's not get into politics exchange.
No, but it was pretty funny when Bessent.
You all know what it is.
It was pretty funny when Secretary Bessent commented on that.
Because talk about a Chad gay guy.
He certainly wasn't.
How about we get to the conversation
that you two were having
that you guys were so upset
that you had to move to a new space to.
How about that?
Hey, I have a question.
I kind of want to get onto this
Infinity Money glitch.
No, Basin is not gay.
Hey, I'm back.
Sorry about that.
Welcome back.
Who's what?
Edward, get this shit
locked down because it's
a mess right now
yeah what shit
locked down you mean the space
I don't know what the fuck
is talking who's
me is this voice you're referring to I don't know what the fuck is talking. Who's talking?
Is it this voice you're referring to?
So my name is Zodicus.
It's nice to meet you, Adam.
What's up?
And you too as well, Exchange.
Never spoken to you.
Hope you both are having a wonderful evening, afternoon, morning, wherever you're from.
First of all, like, I
Where do we start here?
started off pretty, pretty, like,
biased, I guess.
You guys just got a... biased, I guess. I think what you're asking is
can somebody hold your hand while you
navigate weak knees?
I'm a spaghetti.
Arms are heavy.
spaghetti here?
I don't know.
There's Dusty.
You guys gotta get Dusty up here, man.
He's got some real good chia.
Why don't you fucking leave?
Dude, listen.
I'm gonna tell you the same thing that I told Gene.
You're never gonna get rid of me.
I am the number one troll in told Gene. You're never gonna get rid of me. I am the number one
troll in this
situation.
I am a hemorrhoid on CNI's
Hey, hey, hey.
You dismissed.
That was from my roast, by the way.
It was hilarious.
Did you hear my roast exchange? You gotta hear the roast.
Hopefully, Drac does all the roasts.
Mine was fucking hilarious.
That should be
a pinned tweet
and Dracatis.
Yeah, it needs to be an NFT.
Unfortunately, I don't have the timestamp
for when it was, but Ed probably
I listened to it
in like foods, that's...
The roasts have been great, man.
Drac is doing a hell of a good job
with this space. That's why I've been, like, really
sticking to the times
and making sure it goes on, because it's all for
fucking the homies, man.
I miss these long
spaces. I haven't grinded like this in
months, so... So, it's kind of fun. Zordicus homies, man. I miss these long spaces. I haven't grinded like this in months.
So, it's kind of fun.
Anyways, you guys have a good time. I don't want it to become the food
show. Or else it will just be the food show.
Hi, hello. I got my name. Sorry.
I was walking my dog outside. Hello.
It's pronounced Zodicus,
but I mean, what you said isn't
technically wrong, because I'll take any variations of my name as long as it's with a Z, but if we're being formal here since, you know, we're firstly meeting just now on this space, my name is Zodocus. It is a pleasure to meet you.
Yeah, likewise.
Read it wrong.
That's the only one, Adam. i read it wrong all the time if you knew my doc's last name uh
people have been butchering my doc's last name for damn near ever since i was five years old so um
love it not offended so like zotic zoticus right um can you give us like a little introduction like maybe maybe it's just me
and i'm sorry for for being like rude or whatever but the wider audience can you
tell us who you are because i did the same 30 minutes ago.
For the wider audience, well, long story, short story, I'm just a nerd who loves Chia,
and I am a degenerate shitcoin trader,
trader, if you will,
chain known as Solana.
And what I do
is very simply
low there, I sell
high, and I bring all
of that liquidity
that I earn there, and I
bring it back to Chia.
Excellent.
So can you tell us.
In a brief summary.
Why you believe.
That Chia is worthy.
Of your presence.
And why you think.
That Chia is like.
A shit coin.
That you can invest in and make money on eventually.
Ah, yes, yes. Ticker Chia. Yes, yes.
Ticker XCH.
Okay, yes. So we were talking about...
Yes, so yes. All of my liquidity from Solana goes to Ticker XCH.
Yes, not to be confused because I know we're in the space with foods.
And the space was titled.
Let me preface this by saying that there's like a million thousand coins that you could choose from.
Especially on Solana.
That you decide that this is worth your time and effort to, like, look into.
So, go ahead.
Because I had the greatest teacher in the world told me about Chia.
Shout out Max Gale.
Shout out Omakasi.
Shout out all the ETH gobblers and people who've supported him uh i the actual mentor of blockchain
cocaine dude it was the best thing i've ever seen in my entire life that was before my time there
and actually uh you know i don't buy much on eth Ethereum much anymore, but I actually have a buddy.
Give us your, like, honest opinion, though.
Like, for real, though.
Like, what do you think of Chia?
Like, is it...
All right.
Is this, like, a gamble?
Like, you know, just tell us what it is, bro.
To me, there is nothing out there.
To me, there is nothing out there.
Everything out there is just very hyper bullshit marketing.
Everything out there just disgusts me.
If it's not on Chia, I'm going to be honest, all the behavior.
What were you looking at before chia though oh what what
before that so like i'm i haven't been crypto for long uh back in february of 2022 i was gifted a
free nft from a cannabis company in michigan called doghouse and they're giving away free NFTs that day, 100.
So you, like, showed up to this, like, this shop, and they, you bought me from them, and they give you...
Oh, no, no, no. So I was on Instagram. I'm not on Instagram really much nowadays anymore, but when I used to be really active on there, I used to host live recorded video spaces with me talking about cannabis and the devices that I have. They were giving away on their story 10 free NFTs to anybody who created a wallet that day or just sent them an Ethereum address to receive the NFT.
And before that, I was very skeptical about cryptocurrencies.
I honestly, other than my buddy who started mining Bitcoin since the first year you were available to,
other than that conversation I had with him back when, you know, that long ago,
didn't know anything about crypto, didn't really give a damn about finance or anything, really.
I was just a very, very broke 20-year year old 21 i think it was like 21 22 i
was um and didn't have really money to invest in some magic internet money that my friend was
talking about the time that completely went over my head and did not understand what he was trying
to tell me back then so um that free nft that Doghouse gifted me, uh, changed my perspective because originally before I got into crypto, I just thought all this was a scam and like pretty much there still is a lot of things in crypto that are literally just a scam, right?
but out of everything that I see out there,
all the people that I've talked to,
all the knowledge that I've gathered,
if Chia doesn't make it,
then we have a bigger problem to face,
and, you know, if Chia doesn't make it,
then we'll go there if we do go there.
But really everything else out there is just everything I hate.
Like, I hate the, like, especially, like, I'm on Solana every single day.
And a lot of the Solana shit coins is very PvP, right?
And we don't have that
here just yet.
Alright, folks. Here
you go. Like,
first-hand
in the trenches, right?
Right, Zuticus?
Yep, yep. Every single day I wake up, I'm in the trenches and right now Right, Zuticus? Yep, yep. Every single day, I wake up, I'm in the trenches,
and right now I'm talking to you.
I'm in four Telegram chats and two Discords
looking at fresh pairs with the homies.
So what I believe that's going to happen
is the XCH price.
I've put this out there before,
before like 10 minutes, an hour ago,
a couple hours ago.
This price that you're getting
to buy into XCH right now
is better than if you were a venture capitalist.
If you were sitting in Silicon Valley,
if you were in San Francisco,
if you were a person that is an accredited investor with connections,
with connections, buying into Chia right now.
buying into cheer right now.
All of those things aside,
you can go buy Chia today,
right now, for cheaper than every
other ABCD investor
in Chia Incorporated today.
Amen. Amen. Hallelujah.
Yeah, but to be fair to some of those investors,
they did place that money at a time when nobody knew
that this was going to get off the ground, period.
And there wouldn't be 11,000 petabytes worth of hard drives
being put into the network, and be 11,000 petabytes worth of hard drives being, you know,
put into the network and people would be talking about it on a 222-hour space.
So, I mean, yeah.
222-hour space, what I'm trying to say is that, like, guys,
this is the time to invest.
There is no better time to invest in Chia.
If you were to wait six months from now, it may go down, it may not, I don't know. all of the accredited investors, venture capitalists that have had these special provisions,
these special things that have been normally only been available to them.
So if you believe in Chia, if you actually think that they're going to do something, that, like, you know what, there's no better time than today.
And I challenge you, I challenge any single person to look up all of the filings that they've produced to the SEC and to challenged me personally to say, you know what?
They have a better price per share than if you were to buy price per coin today.
I honestly believe that, and today that's just kind of my mission to spread that awareness.
Yo, thank you.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
I thought that was that.
No, no, for sure.
I'm just trying to say this is a big deal.
This is a big deal.
Gene is trying his hardest to do his best to get this product across the line.
He can only do so much.
The whole world is against him.
The SEC is against him.
Fuck these guys.
They've got special interests.
Who knows what's actually going on in the background?
Why they fucking, after all this time,
decided to make this go from a 33 act to a 40 act.
make this go from a 33 act to a 40 act that's seven year um in his in history difference
when they decided that a 33 act is not proficient enough for regular, like, regulatory reporting and all this shit to happen.
They specifically said they have to approve a 33 Act for each and every individual company that applies.
They decided, no, we've gone to 99%. We need to go above and beyond because of what fucking reason? Who knows? We need to make it a 40 act for CNI, even though we've been dragging them along for six months, 12 months
and you know what?
We're all of a sudden
going to say
this needs to be a 40 Act
which at a minimum requires
six to 12 months
of additional lawyer fees
of additional
you know, potential revenue for Permuto, 50% going The fact that CNI needs to IPO by March of 2026,
or they will be subject to $52 million in redemption to their Series C investors.
Do you want the Series C investors, when March comes along in 2026, to say, you know what?
We actually want all of our money back.
So $5.5 million XCH at $10 per XCH
to pay all of our original investment back?
Of course not.
So we're stuck in a situation where we've got Permuto who's offering this ACDC product, which supposedly can rival the ETFs of today.
the ETFs of today.
And at the same time,
the 33 Act
is also sort of reminiscent of
all of these products that are coming to market today
that are seemingly
that they look like if you were to take
a bundle of stocks package them together and offer that to the product to to to customers on chain as like an underlying asset.
That's what it looks like to me that she has done according to the 40 Act.
So I challenge anybody to come up and to dispute that fact to me specifically that all of these different
companies, they've already been packaging stock securities, bond securities.
They've been packaging them together as this product and offering this secondary product that tracks the first product.
And then people on chain can buy this.
That's not the same that they were originally offering in the 33 act,
which is real, real product.
Adam, Adam, I don't know.
I'm sure you do.
Your phone, you do.
We have Birdman on stage.
He's raising his hand and he was sending laugh emojis on stage.
So I want to know.
I did not see that.
Go to Bird emoji. Birdman. What I did not see that. Go ahead. Go ahead, a bird emoji.
Birdman! What's up? Birdman,
Hold on, sucker.
I hear nothing, so
Birdman has nothing to say. Is this your
intro music, Birdman?
Birdman? Birdman is a fucking emoji.
Has nothing to say.
Kick him off the stage.
I'm going to fuck this guy up.
I'm going to fuck him up so bad, bro.
Kick him off the stage.
What is this guy talking about? This guy sounds like he's hammered, first of all. Go ahead, bro. Kick him off the stage. What is this guy talking about?
This guy sounds like he's hammered, first of all.
You talking shit about
Pramito? Bring it, bitch.
Let's go. I'm, like, gonna beat this
Zelda boss while I fuck you up.
I, hey, bro, you sound like
I'm hammered?
Come on, let's go.
Round one. You wanna talk about equities?
You want to talk about fucking making money?
Let's do it.
Yeah, you've been poor all your life.
What do you have to say?
Oh, yeah, bro.
You're making a fool of yourself here, young man.
Continue. Go brush your teeth
clean your room
all right let's go let's go let's go let's go
you fucking post the ass little nigga i'm gonna see you in texas
beat your ass in front of all your boys.
Come on, what are we talking about? Okay, so what's your criticism on Pernudo? Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm going to beat this
while I... Birdman,
I hear you, bro.
I know you're joking.
I know you've got nothing but love
And you're joking. I know you've got nothing but love for me. And you're secretly
admiring me
on every front.
I got him?
I got this.
Yep, I got it.
Hey, is that my boy right there?
I think I know this voice.
Anyways, let's keep going.
Herman, it's difficult to hear you over your video games that you're playing.
Could you turn the volume?
It's very, like, very childish.
Very childish.
I wouldn't go that far, Adam.
Hey, easy there.
This is Birdman.
Is this your first time meeting Birdman, Adam?
Birdman is a...
It's a legend, yes.
I'm going to fill your words in.
He's a legendary bird.
And he is a man. Alright, keep to him.
Ah, bro. I'm trying to kill the wizard guy.
Whoa, whoa, hold up.
Now you've gone too far, Birdman.
You're killing wizards?
Shut the fuck up, Birdman.
How could you go through my mute?
Dude, I muted everybody.
Dude, talk about wizard powers.
Adam, I did not know.
Okay, continue.
Alright, what I was trying to say is, Birdman, shut the fuck up.
With love, yes.
With love.
That's with love and respect and kindness.
Don't push it.
But I will say...
Can you hear me?
Yeah, I hear Birdman. Do you hear me?
Birdman, I'm talking.
Daddy, it is I.
Shashrala.
I am communicating to you
across the void
through the telepathy.
I feel like I'm talking to
the place where you now stand
with the golden land.
But evil power turns it into the dark world.
What do you mind?
Adam's commenting on
the words that you were saying.
Yeah, well, listen.
Adam said a lot of things tonight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're all true.
Alright, go ahead, Adam. Alright, alright, alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all true. All right, go ahead, Adam.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right.
All right, I'll put it down.
Go mute and just go away.
Then if what Birdman is saying is bullshit, then Adam, do you have a topic you would like to discuss or bring it back to?
If this is not something that you would like to discuss.
If you mute me again, Zodacus, I swear to God.
It's not because...
You know what, Edward, just make me co-host.
Just make me co-host.
Birdman, I'm the last person that would want to mute you, okay?
I love that.
I'm literally not even trying.
I'm literally not even trying.
I grow weird.
No, but I want to hear Adam.
He's actually falling into this abyss
the complete
Birdman is falling into this abyss
of complete
like worthlessness
that I don't even know because i'm new to this scene oh man
but yeah it's it's not even i'm not even trying i'm not even trying so
birdman you said he brings worthlessness? Did I hear that correct?
Yeah, like, every time he talks, it's just like... So have you ever seen his memes?
Because I could tell you that that's not worthless there.
If anything, that's worth a whole lot.
Don't try to educate the savage.
I want to hear him, and then we can just let him talk.
Alright, so, like, Birdman
has nothing good to say.
Birdman is just full of shit.
literally a man full of,
like, bird shit.
How dare you, sir?
And, uh, like, Pepe the
Frog, that's not even... How dare you? Pepe the Frog
How dare you?
Pepe the Frog is not even a bird.
I smell a friend who cuts flowers.
Pepe the Frog is not even a bird.
How dare you?
I don't like your attitude, Adam.
Can you see?
You only see the headshot.
I don't think you're the right cultural fit
in this organization. How do you know that that's not a Pepe-Bird hybrid?
I will tell you, first of all, that Birdman, he's actually not a person that's original.
He's not an OG.
Birdman is...
Old words there.
Old words.
Birdman is...
Okay. Okay.
Keep it going.
He's telling you what you are.
If you didn't know, he's telling you.
So, first of all,
you don't have...
I'm a phony, okay?
Keep going.
Your profile picture
is all wrong.
Like I said.
I'm in my prime, sir. How dare you?
And second of all...
You're coming at me on a personal level.
You don't even know anything about me.
You're going to be like literally
36 fucking idiot.
Are we really going to shush?
Anyway, sorry.
That's a little weird.
Yeah, what the hell?
We're all family here. We don't need
to do that.
Yeah, this is a tight knit community
here like come on dude
go ahead continue
worth my time
it's not worth my time
it's not worth my time,
Birdman. You're just...
You know what?
Birdman! You know what, Birdman?
Adam, you were
so close to becoming my new son
and me taking you under my wing.
Oh, so close.
Just, Adam, you learned to love
Birdman eventually, okay?
I wish I could.
I wish I could.
No, Adam doesn't like making money.
He likes sabotaging every opportunity that presents itself in front of him.
You know what? Some people don't want to be under
a woman. Some people
want to be a lone wolf.
You gotta respect that.
You gotta respect that.
I don't care about money.
I don't care about... I don't care about money. I don't care about...
I don't care about money.
I don't care about
whatever Birdman is.
It just doesn't care.
I don't care.
You like pills. That's all you care about.
You like pills.
Pills? What is that?
Tell me more.
You like pills. Tell me more. You like doing...
Tell me more about what you do.
Tell me more about
what pills you do.
None of your goddamn business.
That's what I do, boy.
Anyway, guys,
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Let's talk about Bermuda, dude.
Come on, Bermuda.
Let's talk Bermuda. You're the one who made it that was originally what the conversation i was just
diving back i do you know what you guys do you guys know what i hate i don't know who's
fucking talking i don't know all right just just come at me on permuto let's let's let's get back
to you don't know who's talking there's clearly a difference between me and Birdman's voice.
All right, well, just let him go.
Let him go.
Adam, come at me on Permudo.
One, two, three.
Your top three.
What about it?
Like, what is there to discuss?
Well, you were not a fan when I popped in here, and so I didn't
want to jump in and interrupt you.
Do you know what, Birdman?
You know what? You've been such a fan.
You've been such a fan of all this shit.
Having a big dick.
You've been such a fan since 2015,
Birdman, you big dog.
You're right.
I think when?
Long before that, my son.
Long before that, my son.
I'd rather talk to Exchange, because I'd rather talk to somebody who's serious.
About, like...
Fine, continue.
I'm giving you the opportunity.
Please, like, go ahead.
You know, I've made a few dollars
in the capital market.
Crazy Anna.
I'd rather talk to a troll frog.
She just got on stage,
and I was about to welcome her to the stage.
I will welcome her. No, no, no, fucker. I'm a co-host. I was about to welcome her to the stage. I will welcome her.
No, no, no, fucker. I'm a co-host.
I'm going to welcome her and then
you can do whatever you want.
Edward, make me co-host immediately or I will
immediately. Should I make...
Edward, make me
co-host right now.
You can only have two co-hosts.
I demand it.
I am stomping my foot.
Hey, who's been here longer?
Who's been here longer?
Me or Birdman?
Who's been here longer?
Alright, anyways, enough about that.
Hello, Craze.
How's it going? Nice to meet you.
Hey, this is Juliana.
How are you guys tonight?
I'm fantastic. I just woke up from a four-hour weed nap,
printed a nice little fat red candle on the Solana chart,
and now I'm about to buy some XCH. How are you doing?
Nice. I'm kind of wondering what I'm going to do in the market in the morning.
Pipe down, woman.
Men are speaking.
Stop interrupting.
Can we stop interrupting people?
Yeah, let's just at least let people
talk at length, and please don't mute
the space either. Let's keep the space
unmuted because that's
a tool of sense. Yeah, exactly. Please, for the
love of God.
But no, seriously, on the serious tip But no, seriously, on the serious tip,
guys, like, on the serious
tip, boys, I'm trying to talk about
Permudo here. Let me talk to this guy here.
I don't care about your guys. Okay, we're gonna go to Crazy
Anna first, and then we'll go to you next.
I like Edward a lot. I don't know.
Like, seriously,
this guy's talking shit, and you're just, like,
letting him, like, come on now. Bring it up.
I like Edward.
Crazy Anna.
Anna, after you.
I'm just wondering about the market in the morning.
I lost on Tesla today.
I lost on nuclear today.
And the MP Tools, though,
by God, they pulled me
And I finished,
you know, a little bit
ahead, but I'm a little bit
perplexed about
the market right now.
Guys, guys, who gives a shit?
Like, this is not...
Adam, you've had your chance to talk for quite a while.
Could you please let somebody else...
Shut the fuck up, please.
Who lets the person up?
Can I talk to Adam? For the love of God.
We're, what, day seven into a
222 hour space. We're past the mid-space uh tiredness and we're
into the uh sleep deprivation who knows what's going to be said next that probably explains that
but well i know that i'm not the only person talking about the market today
yeah we're all hurting You're in the right community
to talk about prices going down
all the time. We've only had four years of it
Our investment's gone from $1,500.
I'm going to fucking beat your ass.
I'm still learning about
I'd press the back of your
ground with my knee.
You're a little boy and dressed up as a girl.
Okay, let's go to Childe.
He's a little girl dressed up as a boy.
No, no, Edward, that doesn't mean repeated.
I didn't, like, I heard you.
I said, yo, what?
We'll bounce you upon my knee, Edward.
You're a basketball man.
I'll slump you straight to it.
Head first.
Brother. Edward, I'm sorry. I'll slam you straight to it. Head first. Brother.
Edward, I'm sorry.
Edward, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to think of it.
Let's not get into it.
Who's going?
Who's talking?
Hey, Edward.
Whose line is it anyways?
First time speaker anyways first time speaker
first time listener I'm actually here
speaking of investments for Birdman specifically
what the fuck are you doing here now
you haven't gotten back to any of my
emails about the
chest extensions
wait wait wait
I'm trying to I'm trying to... What?
I'm trying to spank these people right now, and you're coming
So, Birdman and I
for a break, we were together, and
he didn't find out my chest was...
No, we're not.
Yeah, yeah.
We're no longer together.
I have many weddings.
One person at a time. Holy shit, y'all.
So, Bourbon said that, you know, maybe it would be better if my chest was bigger.
I don't think this is appropriate.
I'm sorry, Edward.
But can you please, like, correct this situation?
I'm not the tool of...
Yeah, pipe down, Adam.
Adam, I only started talking
because you were acting like such a circle
Adam's trying to censor people, what do you think
about that Edward, huh?
Are you going to let that stand?
Are you going to just let the people
He's got a right to speak
and if that involves trying to censor him
I don't know what the hell is going on
with this person?
There's a random person in Tia space.
It sounds awfully fucking weird to me.
Listen, how dare you? He's my ex-wife, all right?
I'm not random.
He's my ex-wife.
Why are you here?
Nobody here.
Why are you here?
We are all family.
Don't worry about it.
I was invited here.
Edward, please.
We've been waiting four years for someone to talk about Chester.
Listen, I'm trying to tell you, just tell me what's wrong with Bermuda, okay?
And make it quick.
I don't got all night, pal.
You will not talk to me.
You bring in one of your friends to like...
Listen, I don't want to hear your life story either,
okay? Just make it quick
and get to the point.
What's your problem with Tremuto?
Listen, hey, woman,
write down for a second.
Why did you bring up her?
She knows nothing.
I didn't bring anyone up. It's open conversation,
so anyone can jump up.
Zodacus, he brought her up.
No, it's open. Anyone can join.
I have no powers.
I'm just a simple bird
through the air.
Just tell me what's your problem with Termuto.
Zodacus is bringing up his
Just tell me. Just tell me what's your problem with Termuto.
Stop trying to change the subject. Just tell me. Just tell me what your problem is. Stop trying to change the subject.
Just tell me.
Actually, I'm a Zodica
on this one. What fangirl are you talking about?
You, dumb shit.
Bitch, have you seen me follow
Leave her alone.
I don't even follow
this paperclip on stage.
So I don't...
This paperclip don't follow me.
So what do you mean, fan?
Yeah, Zodikus and I have never met.
In the entirety of the entire...
It's really super convincing
that you say that if you don't follow
each other...
Adam, can you hear me?
Good job. Adam, can you hear me? Yes. Adam, can you hear me? Good job.
Adam, can you hear me?
Adam, can you hear me?
Adam, Adam, can you hear me, buddy?
Are you retarded?
I said go like three fucking times.
No, I can't. That's what I'm trying three fucking times. No, I can't.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
No, I'm telling you to go.
Tell me what's your deal with Bermudo.
You said, can you hear me?
Yes, because I've been telling you for like the last 20 minutes to tell me what's your beef with Bermudo and you won't fucking tell me.
So just go.
And I'm about to have to turn this down, guys,
because the fighting is just stupid.
It's an open mic.
Stop leaving.
Leave my fucking wives alone, bro.
Birdman, we're not together anymore
and I literally just got up here
because you need to get back to at least one of the emails
because you owe me money for the chest of funds you wanted, okay?
You wanted these.
You said they went big and then we broke up, okay?
So you just need to get back to me.
That'd be great.
All right.
You can leave now.
Are you away from your microphone at all?
Are you outside?
There's like, I heard what you said, but I didn't hear it.
Zodiacase, shut the fuck up.
She's about to leave. Go ahead. I'm on a train. I'm on a train. there's like i heard what you said but i didn't hear it shut the up
just go guys guys guys guys i'm sorry guys i'm sorry i you're not but go ahead
you're fired somebody boot at him right now'm good. You won't even tell me anything.
Anyways, are you both going to talk
about Bermuda or are you just going to
keep on fucking playing
back and forth over and over
and going over?
I'm trying to hear him.
He won't tell me. What is D-Star? I'm ready.
He said somebody, anybody
come up and I will
debate them.
Here I am and he won't
shut the fuck up and he won't tell me anything
for the last 20 minutes.
He won't shut the fuck up about my wife.
Just shut the fuck up and tell me
what your beef with Camito is.
Is that your wife?
X. Y. That that your wife? Ex. Ex-wife.
That's your ex-wife. That's complicated, alright? Don't worry about it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, you wanted
to talk about Bermuda, and all of a sudden you're
fucking avoiding it.
No, no, I'll talk about it.
I'm not avoiding it. I'm telling you.
No, no, Birdman, you're not. Adam is.
Birdman, Birdman, you brought up your ex-wife to talk about Bermman, Birdman, you brought up your ex-wife to talk about permuto?
Listen, my wives talk about whatever I tell them.
Your ex-wife.
Your ex-wife.
Can you imagine living with this?
Like, can you actually imagine living with this?
If I was outside, I would be reeing
very loud.
I'm a good provider.
Hey, Crazy
Anna, can I ask you a question?
awkward silence is a no. What's up,
mushroom emoji?
I think she's so, like,
not sure. Yo, what's still, like, not sure.
Yo, what's up, Louie?
Because she's so gay.
Louie gang.
Shout out, emoji gang.
Louie with the white glove.
What up, Birdman?
Crazy. Crazy.
I love you.
Okay, Adam, are you going to tell us
you were very detailed
literally as I came into space
just tell me what your beef is
with Bermuda
I don't think he had
he was just wanting somebody to challenge him
thank you Zodicus
I literally don't have any beef
with anybody
well tell me
what you were saying as I came in
you were critical
basically you have not been
the past like 30 minutes
so now I've got it
I came in and you were very vocal i i have to
i have to keep you up and you specifically said anybody who has at the ball come up here and
debate me on my specific point on permuto please come up and so here am. And now you're being, and now your balls are like little shrinking faggot balls.
Shrinking faggot balls?
Those same points that you were illustrating before I came in here,
we can go through them point by point and we can discuss them and debate them.
But if you don't want to, that's fine. I'm just, I'm not going to like, you know,
again, my wives are here, you know, I'm not going to like, you know, again, my wives are here.
You know, I don't want to be, you know, complicated.
Like, if you don't want to get into it, it's fine.
But like, I'm here.
I'm ready to go.
Let's do it.
Okay, well then fucking go.
What's point number one?
Congratulations. Yes, we all know you're gay
We all know you're a homosexual
Moving on, point number two
Point number one
You need to bring your ex
And you're the bottom
You're a power bottom
By the way
Which means you're and the receiving end,
you provide most of the
rushing power.
How do you have your ex-girlfriend in here?
I'm sorry.
Anyway, moving on.
How do you have your ex in here?
I'm sorry.
Wait, what's the argument?
Listen, don't worry about it.
It's complicated, alright?
I literally don't care
about the fact that your ex
happens to be here
and she's saying that you're a power bottom.
Listen, listen, go eat a candy bar
or spin around three times.
Whatever autistic fucking ritual you have to do
to continue this conversation
I want to get the juice out of
On like what's going on here? What the hell what did I walk into dude?
Generacy, that's what I've been saying. I don't know what's this open like
I don't know what's going on here.
Rising from the East Coast.
Thank you for joining
Edward Space. Be sure to like,
retweet, and put a comment
in the purple pillar.
Apparently, Crazy
is Birdman's ex
and Birdman is
a power bottom.
Actually, that is so incorrect
i'm just repeating what i heard i don't know i was asked to come speak here
somebody asked me to come in here and i don't know why you're agreeing with me
i don't know but this message asked me if I would come speak about our systems.
They told me to come speak in here, and I don't even know why.
Are you denying this, or is this true?
What's the deal?
No, she completely denied
it right away.
somebody's ex in this room.
I apologize.
She's speaking English.
I think she needs to let her
speak for herself.
I was invited
here to speak about our
systems for herself.
Oh, look, another Birdman's
ex. Welcome, Kelly. How's it going?
I'm Birdman's ex, too.
Maybe that's why they told me to come
I'm not letting his ex
speak for herself.
That was the one-time thing that was...
Shut the fuck up about that, dude.
I'm the dude that Birdman cheats on y'all with.
Sorry, bro.
Birdman literally won't let
his ex talk
at all because
he's such a...
Dude, I can talk. Trust me.
He's such a fucking... No, I can talk. Trust me. He's such a fucking, like...
No, I literally did.
And she made it very clear that he said everything that this man was telling you guys was lies.
You don't let a lot of people talk, Adam.
Dog walking?
Yeah, Kelly.
Hey, Kelly.
Feel free to chime in. I think we should let Lambie speak.
I think we should let Lambie speak on this.
Well, I was going to say, like,
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know what's going on.
Just let me get a little bit high first.
This is a 222-hour Chia marathon space.
Edward is currently hosting the early Asia, late US love plus open mic edition of the 222 hour Chia marathon space.
I got a question for you, Zodicus.
It's been a while.
I might have an answer.
So when... Who's speaking right now? Please. yeah um so when um
who's speaking right now
it's your father
who's my father
this guy sucks bro
who has this guy on stage
I'm sorry I can't tell you Who has this guy on stage? Adam. I know. He's a terrible. This isn't like anybody is allowed to be here.
Adam is speaking.
I'm sorry.
I can't tell you.
I'm not going to ask my question anymore.
Here, Mushroom Emoji, can you just DM me your question?
Because everyone on stage is doing this today.
It was funnier in person.
I'm just not going to ask it.
Adam's a cunt.
Well, here.
I'm going to ask you a question then, Mushroom Emoji.
Who, who, you said somebody told you to join the space.
Sorry, Adam, dude.
You're not a cunt.
You're not a cunt.
I don't, I don't take offense to it.
You're getting nowhere here.
We're, we're just like bullshitting and, uh, I don't know you, so.
Yeah, it's all good.
Yeah, listen, leave Adam alone. He's my new
son, alright?
He's my son, too.
I'm a Genghis Khan.
Let me tell you this one thing.
I'm all about the
Chia community and
Listen, you're my new
boy. I'm about to kiss you on the list.
Yeah, you're me and
Birdman's new bitch. I don't list. Yeah, you're me and Birdman's new bitch.
I don't care.
All I'm trying to say is that guy is not like...
You're under my protection, you tiger.
I'm trying to find, like, the real
alpha, and, uh,
like, I want to talk about real shit with you guys.
Yeah, you're my... Listen, I'll take you
under my wing, and I'll teach you about real...
This is open mic. We're going to talk about...
I'll teach you about the real troll boss. I'll teach you about real Kirtjo. This is open, Mike. We're going to talk about... I'll teach you about a real Trollbox.
I'll teach you about V1
Alright, well, I guess I
appreciate that.
I'm going to call you Jewish.
I'm not a Jew.
Sorry, I can't.
I believe you. I can't. Fine. I believe you.
Sorry, I'm not sorry.
I'm not doing it.
You can't.
Oh my boy.
We're going to need
just 31 of you.
Birdman, what are we
getting up to tonight, dude?
There's got to be something better than this.
No way, Edward.
James actually knows some shit, and I have not heard him speak.
But I know he's probably...
He's the only person that matters.
Even Edward does not matter.
I'm sorry, Edward.
Listen, Edward's a good man.
Shut the hell up.
How dare you speak a language like that?
Is anyone enjoying this?
I'm about to spank you, son.
I mean, you are about to say emoji
because you're still here
and you comment.
In front of all of these good people.
I'm trying to squeeze the juice
out of these oranges, bro. I'm trying to squeeze the juice out of these oranges, bro.
I'm going to mute.
I'm going to mute, guys.
Please, don't mute anyone.
It's like toying things with you, trying to get the information out of you.
I can't say anything without Birdman, without Birdman just like spewing bullshit.
So I'm going to mute for a while.
Listen, I would love to hear
your opinion on Bermudo.
Please, go ahead.
What's that?
I feel like I always...
Adam, go. Somebody go.
Literally, I've given you the stage, like,
I don't know, like, 100 seconds.
It can't even count.
Alright, let me just say it in a second, even though you're not going to care, and
you're not going to even, like...
No, someone does care.
They literally asked about it.
Yeah, like a dozen.
I care, Adam.
I care a lot about you.
You care about...
If you care about me, then I might...
Well, listen, I've been scammed by many CEOs, okay, Adam? If you care about me, then I might.
Listen, I've been scammed by many CEOs.
Birdman might talk shit, but he cares.
I'm more invested in this community than you will ever be, bro.
Well, then even more.
I want to hear your opinion even more so now you don't even begin
to like acknowledge
me as your father
you're very funny
I'm still ready to listen to you
even after that go ahead
alright so just
apologize and then I'll continue.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for you.
That's what I've been trying to tell you for the last
like an hour.
Just shush up.
Your gripes
with CS. Tell me you're sorry.
Your gripes with Camuto. Like, pick it apart
from me, dude. I want to hear your side of the
story. Like, you're
not happy with things. I'm much more knowledgeable than you.
I know more than you. I'm more wise
than you. Tell me you're sorry
and I'll continue.
I'm welcome.
You got to do not. Anybody who consumes
Then just leave then if you're waiting
for an apology. That's not happening.
You're more likely to get your pro.
Why are we giving apologies?
Adam sounds like a Gen Z-er
to me. I don't know.
He sounds like a faggot.
I'm just letting you know, I'm Gen X,
and Gen X, we're here to take our tech back.
Well, I will just say one thing,
that I don't owe you anything,
and I know more than you will ever know about chia.
It's fine.
And you will die alone.
In your entire life.
If you continue from now on until the day you die.
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes, guys.
The really venomous statement.
How the truth really starts to pour statement. Now the truth really
starts to pour out. Now we're getting to the
good stuff. Yeah, now you really show
your real true self. Go ahead, Adam.
Yep, now that the filter is off,
Adam, really tell us how
Tell us how you really feel, Adam.
Guys, Zodicus,
you know I've been... Tell us why you're
So is Adam kind of like your role model for the Chia community?
I'll tell you about that.
He's a good guy, all right?
Lay off, all right, guys?
He's a good guy.
Look, look, I know you look up to me, Birdman.
I know I'm a role model. I know I can't wait to go to your podcast
I know I set a high standard
you're the party animal
can't wait to show up to that
that ratio
the only looks up to you
honestly I'm just trying to
talk to like Josh
and Steven.
Well, they're not on stage.
Thanks, bro.
Who is you?
Mail order a woman.
Exchange is cool.
You definitely Googled mail order a woman.
Full of shit, as always. Dangerous is cool. Birdman is just like full of shits
as always.
And Crazy F Anna
is like some deranged
I don't know Zodacus
to be honest.
Are you serious?
You say you're a pillar of this community
and you don't know Zodacus and you don't know the work
that Birdman has put in himself
I stand by that comment 100%
Adam do you hang out in the Chia Discord often?
Because if you hang out in the Chia Discord often
I would understand if you don't know me
Do you know what Zodicus?
I will tell you this
I've been a part of the Chia community longer than you have or anybody else
bitching dude I'm happy for you
how's that working out
congratulations
you are the
praise be Adam
everyone praise be to the Adam
we find chia
so what's your point?
Well, I'm telling, I'm begging you at this point.
Tell me how you really feel about it all, right?
Okay, I will tell you if you want to know.
I will tell you my honest opinion.
As the original gangster OG of Chia.
Yeah, you were farming since early 2020.
I was farming the earliest person that could have farmed on Chia.
Okay, go ahead.
How do you really feel about Chia and the whole Permudo thing
and the whole business model and everything? Why do you even care about the whole Permudo thing and the whole business model? Why do you even
care, first of all?
Well, I'm curious.
Why are you avoiding questions and just doing words,
Tyler? Adam, if you've been here so long, please
grace us with your knowledge and wisdom
so we can learn more about
the old life you see. We get so close.
I'm just trying to entertain the people.
Everybody, you know, I mean, whatever. Who cares? I mean, I'm just trying to entertain the people. Everybody, you know, I mean, whatever.
Who cares?
I mean, I'm not trying to, like,
All right, so let me
just start from the
How's that?
Bram is, like,
kind of like a legend
in the space. So, like, obviously kind of like a legend in the space.
So, like, people just follow him regardless of what he does.
So that's, like, where it all started, right?
His original, like, following.
So people did that. And then Chia was. hold on hold on hold on let me let me let me
kind of get cooking a little bit so all right all right go ahead go ahead my bad you're finally
going my bad i'll shut up so like chia chia was this thing that's like well there's a thousand
blockchains maybe you can narrow it down to like a hundred blockchains that are like semi-important.
And they're like doing something kind of okay.
And like that's how it was for quite a while.
Like Chia had no distinguishing features at all to it.
Like objectively, you could say like Chia was just some shit coin
that Bram decided to like create because he had a feeling one day.
And then like it really continued to be this thing.
So, like, my own personal, like, I guess, what would you call it?
Like, my interests probably lied within, like, three, like, blockchains.
And they were, like three blockchains. And they were like...
Sure, yeah. What do you got your eye on?
Yeah, like Ethereum has been the same since like 2015.
Like I've been a part of this for a long time.
So you don't think anything other than E he has sort of shot it becoming sort of
the next no i did i did or whatever so i invested a lot of my original like ethereum coins and all
these like altcoins this is the way that things went and in history of things okay so like ethereum changed the game
and then um there was a lot of like disruption in the space yeah like back in 2017 right but
anyway yeah okay keep going so a lot of stuff happened between then and now. And I've just kind of been like an early investor. Like I did like all the pre-farm shit in Chia and like bought all the hardware to like farm Chia like pre-launch.
farm to your like pre pre-launch and it just really didn't turn out to be worth anything
to be honest.
So like all of my like projection.
Did you break even?
Did you break even?
Did you sell out a profit?
So like early on.
Again, if you were fully plotted prior to the main net
obviously you would have been in the money
I strongly
will stand by this
that anybody early on
that bought hardware
any hardware at all
and plotted
and had all
their shit ready to go pre like, pre-launch,
everybody lost money.
Unless you were super, super lucky.
Well, you're wrong.
You're talking to the exception right here.
But anyway, go ahead.
Can I ask you then?
Like, I'd really love to know what the exception is
go ahead ask any question
what did you do
you were farming and you sold
at the top
is that what
you're going to say
no Is that what you're going to say?
Well, anyway, I was just going to say that chia has never been, for most people, it's never been really profitable.
Even early, early farmers, you'd have to be like very, very lucky to have somehow like found your way to a shady exchange
and found your way to like some sort of like off ramp to where you were able to make money.
So, Kia has just kind of been this like,
hemorrhaging asset,
and it's always just kind of been like,
Ethereum has been, in my mind, the like go-to asset,
where it's gonna be like,
the most adopted reserve coin.
It's got like good tokenomics, et cetera.
Most adopted coin.
There was this like big push where it was going to be like a lot of like
ether was going to be burnt when it was staked and like used it's got this
mechanism whatever so um and then all of a sudden like um
use case where not only they had like the,
carbon credits,
but they also had this permute permuto capital thing,
which seemed like a really,
really big deal.
so that's kind of,
it kind of is, it is right. Yeah. So like that's so that's kind of, it kind of is,
it is right.
So like that's,
I did kind of go all in at some point during that time.
So like you're down.
I guess you could say that.
That's okay.
That's not a good position.
Are you still holding?
Have you gotten out?
Basically, my history is I went all in on ETH
in like 2016
I swapped that all
out. Good for you. I swapped that all
out like last
year. Hell yeah, baby.
How's that going?
It's not great, but, like, it's fine.
Well, I mean...
I just don't think we're, like, we're not enemies, bro.
We're just...
No, I don't think so either.
That's what I'm trying...
That's what I've been trying to tell you the whole goddamn night, by the way.
Try to tell me.
Try to tell me, but
come on, dude.
Whatever. It's fine. You listen back to it.
It's recorded.
Whatever. It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Glad we finally...
Thanks for bringing me back in here, bro.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Guys, guys, what I'm trying to tell you is like...
Guys, guys, guys.
I've seen a lot of shit
happen since
like 2015,
Like, I followed
the whole fucking thing.
Adam, what'd you drink tonight?
I've been drinking wine.
So, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is that
seen a lot.
I wouldn't worry about it.
It's complicated.
Guys, I've seen a lot.
Dude, Adam, you should go in the mirror
and check your teeth
to see if they're purple.
I've seen a lot.
You're an OG.
But, you know, you're battle-tested. You know, Seen a lot. You're an OG. But you're battle tested.
You're still here. You're still breathing.
That's an accomplishment.
You should pat yourself on the back.
I would say treat yourself, but you already got
a glass of wine, so it looks like you're already
treating yourself. So, cheers.
I'm not drinking wine, but I'm consuming
cannabis, so cheers.
What was the question you wanted to ask me?
What are the actual
gripes with Bermuda?
They're looking for, what is it,
like a thousand
shares or something like that, right?
Do you know the
deets on that?
Yeah, I know.
It's not a lot that they're looking for.
Okay, well, what are they looking for what's the actual number no i don't have a gripe with permita it's okay so you don't know the real number no that's fine but i'm again so so uh
what what kind of hardware do you got like what's your farm looking like right now?
Okay, so...
Give me the actual specs of your farm.
Now it's only like...
Again, you've been in this for many, many years.
Now it's only 200 terabytes.
You can just rattle this off, like, at the drop of a hat, right?
So basically... Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about, right? Yeah. So, basically...
Yeah, you have no idea what you're talking about, right?
No, no, no, no. Let me tell you.
You're full of shit.
Residential...
You're so full of shit, Adam.
I've literally found you out.
You're my son, and I'm
looking at you, and I'm disappointed.
Tell me the details of your farm,
Not mad, just he's disappointed.
I'm trying to tell you.
Please, go.
Tell me the details of your farm.
Don't you dare chat TPT this, Adam.
I'll know if you do.
I have chat TPT, too.
I don't know what you want with me.
Give me the specs of a chia farm.
I guarantee you
I've had a bigger farm than you
this entire time.
Ari said answer his fucking question then, nerd.
For fuck's sakes.
I can't get a word in.
He's a pussy.
He's a lying, drunk, sad.
How big is your farm, Birdman?
It's an open mic.
Anybody's been able to get it.
I'm in your goddamn business.
That's how big my farm is.
I've already told you.
I've already said publicly.
I don't care.
I had a two petabyte farm.
And now it's 300 terabytes.
Okay. How much did that cost you back then?
It was like 60 or 80 grand.
Again, you...
Yeah, okay.
It kind of checks out.
It kind of checks out.
Dude, I'm not bullshitting you.
Like, why would I lie about this?
Okay, what kind of hardware are you?
I'm not even bullshitting.
What kind of hardware are you running?
So, I'll just tell you, I bought, like, the biggest hard drives available at the time.
So, they were, like, 16, 18 terabytes big.
like 16, 18 terabytes big.
And then I bought like,
I had like four to five like nodes running
and they all had like-
You remember how much those ran you at that time?
What do you mean how much they ran me?
How much those 18s,
how much those 16s cost you at that time, Adam?
I don't know.
Way back when.
Way back when in those sugar plum days.
My electricity bill has always been like 150 bucks.
Early 2021.
And that's with like plotting and all that shit.
Okay, okay, okay. And that's with like plotting and all that shit. Okay.
I'm telling you.
Where did you put those?
Where'd you put those hard drives?
Where'd you put them?
Look, I honestly ran like, in my opinion, the most efficient farm of anybody.
Did you have a man running it for you?
No, of course not.
A man, perhaps?
That's a wasted cost.
Well, then what the hell kind of J-bod were you running?
Give me the goddamn model.
Dude, you don't know anything about farming chia.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so what?
You were running them on...
I just told you...
You were doing the old fucking Amazon fucking trick and big shit?
I was running two petabytes.
And how much have you ran?
Yeah, Big Whoop.
It's not that big of a deal.
I think I read that one from Big Whoop magazine.
But I guarantee you, there's probably like one or two of the people that have ran a bigger farm than me in this space.
No, you're wrong.
You're absolutely wrong.
You're like 100% wrong, by the wrong who you're like a hundred percent
you and i at two petabytes are like minuscule little like farmers in the space
who josh i don't even i don't i don't name names i know
i think if they are bigger than you, I don't think that person...
It's not that big. It's just like
a normal amount.
That's what I'm saying. Two petabytes,
like you said, what did that cost you back then?
But it's still going to cost you
like 60 to 80 grand.
It's still more than
an average university.
I mean, it really is nothing
i'm not claiming claiming otherwise but my point is that adam why do you play in chia so much
i'm genuinely asking it sounds like you've spent years here applying your knowledge and and love for this particular chain so why why are you such a chia
maxi why did you spend so much money on hard drives what brought you to chia i know adam you
you asked me earlier i didn't get the chance to ask that so after you and birdman are done i would
love to to find out that answer if you don't mind me asking that yeah so like i just want to preface it by saying that
there's...
Yeah, was it just Bram?
Dude, will you show up?
Yeah, there was never
my question answered.
Definitely not.
Oh, it's okay.
We can just keep on doing this
back and forth for Ben.
But just quick reminder,
be sure to show the space some love,
like, retweet, comment, bookmark,
tag around to your uncle,
you know, do the things.
Shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about that.
I'll knock it off of my faggotry.
Go ahead, Birdman.
Just fucking answer the man's question, alright?
This answer is fucking questionable, alright?
I'm trying to
shut the fuck up.
Zodicus, you can also
use straggity. It's a word
I learned recently. It's if you're straight,
but you have those tendencies as well.
I thought it was a fun word.
Please be quiet.
The more you know.
That's a fun word please be quiet the more you know that's a fun word so
I've always been like a big
like proponent
of BitTorrent
because of Bram
I just like
really liked the idea that he was gonna bring
that same idea to blockchain.
So I was like really, really big into-
To them dollar dollar bills.
I was really, really big into Ethereum.
And I figured I would, I was making so much money, Birdman,
that you wouldn't even imagine how much money I was making
that I needed to offset some of my revenue with expenses.
So I bought a bunch of hard drives and built a farm.
and built a farm.
And so I created a corporation
and followed BW Free,
you know, BW Free or whatever his name is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's all checking out for you, unfortunately, right?
So I talked to him a lot and he told me about like how to create a corporation
and then how to like take advantage of like tax breaks and stuff like that so uh okay i did that
I did that and early on, I built the biggest farm as quickly and as fast as I could build
a farm pre-launch.
to just be totally upfront.
I made way less chia
than I ever expected during lunch.
Everybody did.
It was sort of like a very unexpected
unexpected
thing to happen.
thing to happen.
There's a lot more
than anybody expected for show.
So, I mean, I was always
interested in what Bram was doing.
And then Gene joined.
And Gene seemed like he was, like, a really good person and knew what he was doing and, like, would take it to, like, the next level.
And I really didn't pay much attention to Chia at all for, for like a couple of years beyond that level of interest.
Same with me.
And then like,
I'm right there with you.
And then like,
and then they decided like,
like we might actually make this thing become something like mainstream.
And that was like with Permuto and like the whole, like, mainstream. And that was, like, with
Permudo and, like, the whole, like,
the, like,
the pre, like, Permudo
announcements.
So, that was when I
I feel like I started kind of, like,
I kind of, I think I got
like anyways
it's complicated but essentially I started
I don't know like
what was it like
I can't even remember but
like two years ago or something like that
I don't know but I was like hey people are
talking about Chi on Twitter
like what the fuck or something like that i don't know but i i was like hey people are talking about qi on twitter like what the fuck yeah so it became this like this like side project
and this like side interest to this like main interest and this like real thing that could be like a real player in the space.
And at some point
I went all in.
That's basically it.
basically that's basically it thank you how do you feel about real estate
any opinions on real estate on chia I don't think there's enough like yield
for to really matter yet um for example if you were to
take your Chia
and like if CircuitDao
I don't know what the fuck CircuitDao was doing
but like if you were to
somehow use like MakerDao
I mean they're making
money for the guys
who went in early or whatever
I don't know like there's
not even there's not even like production at this point but um like there's some kind of
there yeah but like maker dow is what they want to be
is what they want to be.
And CircuitDAO is not launched yet.
And the numbers just don't make sense at all.
So I'm just waiting to see when CircuitDAO launches
to see what numbers they come up with for lending and borrowing.
It's the same thing as silicon.
It just makes no sense to do, honestly.
Yeah, but you need all these little bells and whistles
for the off ramps and so forth right
so like I've I told you I've been like
part of I've been I've been doing maker dao for like a long time
I just I don't see how it makes any sense to do circuit DAO.
So, well, they're still, they need money.
They're just trying to raise money.
And so they have like a little fund or whatever that they're doing now and making a buck here and a buck there
or whatever in order to fund
their fucking
master plan or whatever they're right
I mean that's my understanding of it
is that they're
they have a little like
fucking anyways they have a little secret fucking fund, and they're making a buck here and there and redistributing that among the groups.
I mean, CircuitDao is not even production.
CircuitDao is...
But they're trying to save a buck here and there so that they can fund whatever the fuck their little plan
mean, it's hard
out here in the streets.
Yeah, stuff on the streets, for sure.
Boys out here
trying to fucking start their own fucking Maker dow clone you know what i'm saying
like um they're doing everything they can i'm just trying to make a dollar
on you they're fucking dicks for dimes you don't know like fucking cunts for dimes and dollars
under bridges okay adam okay you don't know how it is in these streets. We're not some
silver spoon savage playing polo and fucking high horsing people in Twitter spaces.
Well, Birdman, one day you may be me. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'll never be you.
It's fine. I never want to be you.
I don't want to be you. He's a bird man.
Why would he want to be anything else?
He chose this path.
I'll be in my above-ground pool.
Judging you.
Fancy bird bath.
A bird bath.
Yep. All poolath. Yep.
All pool is, is just a birdbath.
know where to go from here, guys.
Like, honestly.
Listen, I'm a simple man, Adam.
I know. All I want is money
and weed. I'm just trying to say, like, my conviction is in XCH right now.
So, like, we're aligned that way.
Beautiful.
Well, I mean, like I said, I'm willing to adopt you,
my new son.
Well, you know,
I have a couple of steps on so let's go.
Maybe you should sober up and stop drinking
wine before you answer Birdman's
decision because he's giving
you a very nice offer.
Man, my new son
answers me.
I will never stop drinking.
I think you should be sober for this.
I'm not going to be sober
ever during these
phases. How many glasses
do you drink?
Don't worry about that.
That's another question.
How much wine have you had to drink?
If you don't mind me asking.
Like a bottle of wine?
Yeah, whatever, dude.
I know, that explains everything.
That's fine.
You got another one?
Yeah, you got another one? Yeah, I got another one it's not me judging you
I was just curious
let's pop it open
I work hard all week
I work hard all week
I work hard all week
I can drink
if I want to drink
what do you work all week doing?
What do you do if you don't mind me asking?
I have a day job.
Thank you very much.
What do you do during the day job?
I don't really want to dox myself, to be honest.
That's fine.
You don't have to.
I've already told, like, Lucas.
Okay, cool.
Well, that's for him to know and us to never know, I guess, since you don't want to share.
And for me, DM him about.
I mean, I'm in a position where I don't want to, like, compromise myself.
So I... Anyways, you work hard regardless of whatever job it is, right?
You work hard during the week.
And I'm not going to judge you if you have another glass or two
or another bottle.
You're an adult.
You know what you can handle.
hope that, like, that's not your
takeaway from this.
I hope that's not your takeaway from this.
But, I mean, it is what it is.
I appreciate your
Yeah, Birdman, like,
we understand each other.
Like, this is PvP
and it's...
We got our fucking...
Not in these streets.
Maybe if you're over on Solana
but in these streets
it's not PvP.
It won't be PvP.
I guarantee you guys, I own more XCH than all of you.
Do you want a cookie?
chili-shaped.
Are you sure you don't want a cookie?
what are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
I don't know.
Give me a little thumb.
I don't know.
I got the munchies now because, dude, I've been vaping bowl after bowl after bowl with y'all and I'm fucking
Stoned out of my gourd Edward. How are you feeling over there? You haven't you haven't said anything but how you doing?
Listen just send me your wallet address
I'm cooking eggs over here
Nice you're cooking eggs I'm cooking eggs over here. You're cooking eggs.
I'll adopt you immediately.
How do you like your eggs, Edward?
Sunny side up? Scramble?
I love to eat them.
No better use.
I love eggs too in all different styles.
Adam, let me tell...
Adam, tell me how you have your eggs.
Yeah, Adam.
Tell me, for real.
Alright, so like every morning
you're a true patrician you're a true rich man right so how do you like what type of eggs do you have are they are they chicken eggs no you're a rich man you're a very rich man you're a wealthy
welcome man first of all first of all crocodile hold on hold on what i can't wait to hear this
yeah what animal of egg please i want to know the animal adam adam chat gpt how do rich people eat eggs? What type of eggs do rich people eat?
I just want to fucking just tell me what the damn egg is, man.
How the fuck do I eat a fucking egg?
Dude, I love it.
I love it that you're so invested in how I eat.
I mean, I'm just telling you.
Like, you don't even know how to do
what's it called breaking bread uh this case uh we're you know cracking open a couple eggs i guess
i yeah you're a true you're a true patrician right you're the leader of your family
you're hosting i don't have a family i don't have a family. I don't have a girlfriend, guys.
I don't have a girlfriend.
Well, that's a sad story, but okay.
Birdman, do you have a dog? You're up for lunch.
Birdman, Birdman, Birdman.
You're up for Birdman.
Do you have a dog?
That's the real question.
I have a girlfriend and a dog.
Is that your dog and your PFP?
I'm not a complete fault.
I'm not bullshitting.
Okay, well then tell me how you order your eggs when you go to the restaurant.
Yeah, that's important.
I don't think that's doxing too much.
Also, that's a great photo.
I just realized I zoomed in a fucking
large guys guys guys guys look the the reason behind my profile picture
it's a belgian malinois and it's it's a picture of a fireplace right your rug looks cheap but hold
on hold on a real real real, real fireplace, and an American flag.
Where'd that letter go, though?
Forgive me, but tell me, when you go to the restaurant,
are you even a proud American?
Why can't I see that American flag in that photo?
It's like just barely anything.
No, I'm a proud American, guys.
Are you trash?
It's just the angle. Just wanted to make sure. Pr proud American, guys. Are you trash?
It's just the angle.
Just wanted to make sure.
I'm a proud American, too.
It's just the angle.
You should get a better angle, because that photo would be... This photo's from, like, five years ago, guys.
...and the fucking cute dog, like...
...missed opportunity.
No, it's not a cute dog.
It's a savage dog. You're right. It's the fucking cutest dog. No, missed opportunity. No, it's not a cute dog. It's a savage dog.
You're right. It's the fucking
cutest dog. No, I'm kidding.
My dog's the cutest.
Do you know what a Belgian Malinois is?
The most intelligent dog.
They're more intelligent than German Shepherds.
It's the ones that they train for, like, special ups
and stuff. It's a fucking dog.
Who cares?
All dogs are good dogs.
Yeah, we're not.
Birdman would think that, but... Birdman's a cat guy.
Birdman would be a cat guy.
Birdman would probably have like 15 cats.
You don't know these treats. I think Birdman's more have like 15 cats. You don't know these treats.
I think Birdman's more of a fish person.
Birdman has like 15 frogs, actually.
He's like an aquarium guy.
Tell me how you order your eggs.
I'm leaving the state and I'm going to go get banned by an Israeli person.
Tell us how many cats you have, Birdman.
Birdman, how many American flags do you have in your profile picture?
Yeah, Birdman, how many American flags?
Not Michael Cera flags.
American flags do you have in your house?
All right, you know what, Adam?
If you really love America, how do you like your fucking bacon?
There's only one right answer. Dude, these are,
these questions, they're such bullshit. They're so easy.
Yeah, he's Jewish. He doesn't like bacon.
Do you have anything else? I knew it.
Like, what, what, what, like, do you, what, what more
needs to be discussed right now?
Like, I love bacon. You call these
questions bullshit, but Adam, we're trying to get discussed right now. I love bacon. You call these questions bullshit.
Bacon and eggs in the morning?
Send me a video of bacon.
In the morning?
In the morning?
I have like half...
Guys, guys, in the morning?
I don't believe him. He's never eaten bacon in his life.
You just had to get...
You sent a video of yourself
eating bacon tomorrow morning.
Yeah, Birdman, I don't...
You guys are way too interested.
What the fuck?
How dare I be interested in...
He's up to something.
I think I've actually
destroyed the space.
Nobody cares.
That's where you're wrong. Nobody cares. Um, that's where you're wrong.
There are 11 people
in here. So, uh,
yeah, people do care.
I guarantee you in the future
that people will be studying
hour Chia Marathon
I make, like, actually good posts
and, like, good posts and like
informative posts.
But you don't give a shit
about that.
Yeah, you don't give a shit what I'm saying.
I don't give a shit to be honest.
I have no fucks to give.
No, that's okay.
It is okay.
I'll just say like
before I go like Birdman
you're going
dude you can't leave
you have even opened that
second bottle of wine
guys I'm out of
so Birdman
so you're only hanging out with us because you're drunk that's it because you're out of alcohol. So, Birdman... Wait, so you're only hanging out with us
because you're drunk? That's it?
Because you're out of alcohol?
Man, dude, that's kind of sad.
That's kind of sad. But you know what?
You live your life, and I hope you have
a wonderful, grand resting,
and I hope next time
we speak to you, it's sober.
Don't be mean to him, okay?
I'm not going to hang out with you.
He's my son.
Perdman, first of all, how dare you?
How dare you?
He's my new son.
How dare you speak to my new son like that, Soda?
Listen, you know what?
You could put it on the cover of Bigfoot Magazine.
So this guy's been lurking a little bit.
No, but guys, if you want to follow me,
go ahead and give me a follow.
I provide really good content on...
Yeah, definitely.
Everybody follow my new gay son.
Hey, Birdman,
why do you keep bringing me back in here?
I don't know.
I like you.
don't listen to Birdman.
He's a little bit homophobic,
I provide content and You must join a little bit homophobic, but Guys, um And uh
Good good quality content
so like and subscribe and
Like comment subscribe. What are you drinking? Um zinfandel pinot noir?
You know, moscato
Yeah, like cooking wine
Yeah, those little plastic four packs
We're drinking box wine that's that's what we're doing
That's what you surprised with box wine. There's some quality box wine out there now
No, but I a man of quality.
How dare you?
He's my son.
I won't allow you to speak such ways.
All right, guys.
Well, it's been a pleasure.
Are you proud of Adam, or are you disappointed with Adam as a father?
I'm neutral right now.
I'm glad you...
Well, that's not negative.
Because earlier you were just straight up disappointed.
So I'm glad that you guys can get to that.
Well, I mean, he did manage to finally spit out something there for a little bit.
And then you guys started talking about his gay dog or whatever.
Are you saying, like saying normally he swallows?
No, he's fine.
I'm sure he has a lady.
Special lady friend.
I'm sure he's a straight man.
He's a good guy.
Can you tell me what your situation is?
Do you have a special man?
What's the deal?
You're gay, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
It's crazy coming from a power bottom.
Seriously, man.
Your pussy is pretty further than goatsy
and you're out here being that homophobic.
It's crazy.
My pussy is throbbing right now.
That sounded like complete gibberish.
You're about to get fucking torn to pieces
by an Australian.
Just run away right now.
Just DM me
and we'll hang out
in other Twitter spaces.
I'll DM you.
I'll be gay about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
YouTube mushroom.
Anyways, whatever. Productive conversations conversations you don't know shit you're gay
and um you beat your fucking thank you i am thank you thank
you for telling me that now i know thank you i was not talking to you circus oh you know what
if the shoe fits right so you know what like i laced up what's the best nft on chia right now
NFT on Chia right now.
Bro, I'll see you in Texas, bro.
I'll literally arm wrestle you.
Texas, where are you?
You're not just going to arm wrestle.
You know you're going to go for it.
Bro, I'm 6'3".
I'm too hundo.
I'll fucking box jump over your head, bro.
Dude, I guarantee you,
you are morbidly obese.
Bro, I literally will destroy you.
Dude, that sounds like a homosexual.
I can't wait to fucking judo
fucking throw you, like,
across the bar.
Dude, that's what I say when I'm picking up girls.
Then he's gonna kiss you tenderly.
Now we are real
after bar hours.
You better watch out. I'm going to fucking kiss your neck.
I'm going to choke you out in front of
Damn, dude.
That sounds hot.
Can I watch out?
Whoever's choking whoever.
That sounds hot.
I'm going to choke you out in front of Gene and Bram
while they're trying to talk to you
while I choke you out in front of them.
Birdman is suffering from
small penis syndrome, so
everybody forgive him.
Fine, fine, Adam.
I can't wait to see you in Texas.
I'll show you just how big my penis is.
Like a fucking wookie.
I can't wait to see your bald head.
I think that's a wrap.
You're strong and brave.
projections from Birdman
Oh, dude, I can't wait to see your
tiny, bald head
You took me to watch your child.
Shout out Edward
for hosting this open mic space. can you literally not censoring anybody
yes absolutely yeah what would you like me to say thanks to everyone for coming
thanks for coming adam thanks for holding the space down thanks for being nice not always but a lot of the time you have been
good sport and taking on
the most egregious
troll perhaps ever in sheer history
and that is the green faced
Birdman 2-3
I appreciate it
listen I don't know what you're talking about
me and my wives we just showed up here
you and your boyfriend
yeah you heard him live.
Dude, Birdman can't be homophobic.
His bitches are gay.
Oh, buddy.
Talking about the angel. Oh, my God.
He fucking got you, man.
Dude, who's the girl laughing?
I don't see you.
Childish Lynn Boehner.
Pleased to meet your acquaintance.
Yeah, okay.
Well, I know you were, like,
importantly against me before,
but I hope that we found it like a common ground.
Listen, we're just tapping your nuts,
okay, Adam? Take it easy.
Oh, bro, I know.
Yeah, that kind of went full circle, man.
You were kind of saying nothing
and then you said something
and then you said
nothing again.
That was fun, Adam, okay? Take it easy.
But then somebody pointed out it was the wine and so and then and then we came
to like the finish like you did finish and you taught us some stuff and like that was fine
and it was good we're having fun at the show all right adam that's great the party that's great
birdman adopted you like we got to talk about your dog for a bit apparently you've got stacks
on stacks like yeah man. Power to you.
Everything's chips and gravy, my guy.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
Everything you're saying is true.
Yeah, I'm still going to slap you out.
I'm the bomb, and Herbid sucks.
I appreciate that.
I'm going to fucking nut tap you, bro.
I agree with you.
I'm going to vanilla nut tap you, bro.
The fuck is that?
Can you please explain that?
No, but Birdman.
He's a white man, and I'm going to nut tap.
So it's a vanilla nut tap.
I've never seen, heard, or experienced this.
He just likes touching other guys' balls,
because he's obviously, like, you experienced. He just likes touching other guys' balls because he's obviously
like, you know,
we discussed.
You would love it. You would love it if I'm not
after you, you fucker.
No, actually, I wouldn't,
but that's okay.
You want to think that...
Be the highlight of your weekend.
Be the highlight of the conference for you.
Dude, do you have, like, multiple, like, wives?
Or what's the deal?
Don't worry about it.
It's complicated.
I feel like you wish you did, but you don't.
He has plenty of ex-wives.
Yeah, Birdman.
Oh, so everybody does not like you.
He's great during the honeymoon period.
Oh, no, they still like him.
They continue to stop by
and say hi to him.
Oh, but they don't want to
be with him.
Yeah, but it's a lot more females than
Have you seen that?
I can't help it.
I pick them up everywhere I go.
I just show up in a Twitter space
and I make new friends.
Unlike you.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's crazy to speak to you
and you sound like that.
Whose ID you did not check,
so you might just be grooming a mine in here
and you don't even know,
but that's fine.
That's fine,
because you're just a bird man.
You're just a bird man frog.
Okay, don't you dare come at me now
in front of my friend.
Oh, your friends.
Oh, that's what this is. Oh, dear me.
I do not see you, bro. I want to friend you
whoever this woman is.
That's exactly what you want.
I am a woman.
You woman, friend me, then I'll
friend you back. I promise.
You could be suspected, you fucking fact. And Birdman can keep him... Who was saying that? You woman, friend me, then I'll friend you back. I promise.
And Birdman can keep on talking into the wind, and I'll friend you back.
While you're friending her, check out her art.
I don't know who it is.
It's the paper clip.
I'm Clippy.
I am Clippy.
Should I follow you too or not?
I'm an artist and you have free will.
I don't know who you are, woman.
I literally don't.
See the little paper clip?
Do you remember Clippy you were unknown
I don't know who you are
and that's what it is
bro she got fat
like why do you think I fucking
web3 married her bro
you web3 married her
I don't know what that is
find out Adam you gotta purge out Married her? I don't know what that is. Yeah, dude.
It's complicated. Find out, Adam.
You got to purchase her.
The metasphere or whatever it's called.
What is that she called?
The outchat?
The meta thing.
Do you want to talk?
We married each other in a
virtual reality setting,
Obviously.
I think you need to...
I'm not going to friend you.
Put it on the cover of Big Whoop Magazine.
Yeah, like, thanks for announcing that.
I don't know why it's such a big deal.
Like, why would I want to?
Like I said.
Nobody cares, man.
Yeah, nobody cares about any of that.
Well, you felt like you needed
to announce it, so...
Just letting you know.
You were discussing such things.
I thought I'd chime in.
God forbid I open my big
fucking mouth, right?
I'm just a pillar of universe.
It is big, though.
It is big.
And he does it unbatchily as well.
Yo, dude, I got the biggest fucking pumpkin for fucking Halloween this year.
I'm so stoked.
Are you talking about like bird man?
Because you're a bird?
And a man?
Birdman. That makes sense.
It's the best of both worlds.
I don't know if birds like pumpkins.
I can't wait to eat up all those seeds.
I want to eat up all those seeds.
Do you make the pumpkin
seeds salted or you just keep
Yo, bro, you literally read my mind
right now, bro.
I fucking salt them up, bro.
Of course.
Of course. We're not savages.
Yeah. I mean, come on, dude.
Bro. And I even
like, you gotta get a little brine going.
That's the other thing. Anyways, listen,
nobody wants to hear Birdman's fucking pumpkin peas recipe.
No, no, no.
Listen, that could be some hot alpha.
You know, there might be somebody in the future listening to this recording
that might need that recipe and is going to ask you.
I mean, there's not a better person, in my opinion,
to ask than somebody who I mean, what, there's not a better person, in my opinion, to ask than, uh, you know, somebody who is, uh, literally Birdman.
You can get better advice about, about seed recipes, so go off, King.
Or, or you don't have to.
It might be
Grandma's secret recipe.
Don't want to
take that out of the family circle.
If it's one of those.
Everybody's family might have a little dish day.
Keep on the DL.
I can't believe it's fucking 3am
and there's a fucking
open mic space.
This is beautiful.
Imagine listening to this for three
hours before sleeping.
Dude, I can't believe...
If you're going to bed
after this,
um, yeah. Let me know what your dreams are
after consuming all of what you just heard
in this space.
Hey, guys.
Yo, Grand Rising Ashen from the East Coast.
Hope you're doing well.
Happy fucking Friday, dude.
What's good, man?
How you doing?
What's quack-a-lacking?
I'm doing pretty good.
I don't think I've met a lot of you guys up here,
so I was just going to come up and say nice to meet you all.
I think this is my first time hearing Birdman talk,
and he's fucking hilarious.
So, yeah. It's my first first time hearing birdman talk and he's fucking hilarious So yeah
Good to see you is nerd up on stage dude absolutely loved the pfp change. Oh
dude, this that was some some alpha I am I
Just dropped my collection the one I was telling you about, like, I think yesterday.
Oh, shit, the one, uh, you're talking about on the Wizard Space, right, that one?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit, that dropped?
Oh, well, dude, I've been out of the loop.
Like, this is the most Spaces activity I've had since Wizard Wednesday.
Wait, I'll do a little giveaway for the people here.
Do you want to do, like, could you do a picker or something?
I've never done a picker.
My system for doing giveaways is a little bit different.
Edward, do you have a Twitter picker? I'm for doing giveaways is a little bit different. Edward, do you
have a Twitter picker?
I'm not sure the name of it.
Is it a website that does it? Bullish does it
a few times. It's called Twitter Picker,
I think. Let me check if I can find it.
Yeah, if you
want to run it, I'll give
the winner one of the
Dude, that's super generous of you. Thank you.
Of course, of course.
Look at that, dude, folks. You had to go
through all of
this space has started from where we are now,
right? And that was quite a length
of time. There's quite a lot of people
that have been here, and now there's only 12
people here. So, dude, congrats to
the 12 people that are here, because you got a very good chance of winning some dope fucking nfts
yeah thank you for your time thank you for your energy ash and hope you're having a good uh
morning afternoon evening whatever it is.
I'm about to go to sleep. It's about 3 a.m. here. Dude, I would normally be passed out or just about to be finishing my trenching around this time
because it's 3 a.m. here.
But I passed out last night after drinking a very potent cannabis-infused drink.
It was 200 milligrams, and I slammed that at around 4 o'clock.
I don't remember passing out, but all I know is I woke up, and it was a little lefty.
Jesus fucking Christ, nobody wants to hear your life stories.
fuck up, dude.
Thank you, Birdman. I'll knock it the fuck
off. And, um, yeah.
Any, you know,
Ashton, how do you like your eggs?
That's the question
of today that I'm gonna ask everybody
now. Well, the true
patrician answer is
Sam and Benedict.
I mean, obviously.
I like sunny side up with the yolks a little runny.
You fucking savage.
I mean, that's old school before you have money.
But the true patrician is obviously Sam and Benedict.
Like, come on.
Well, I don't have money so that's that's
I'm I mean that was the test that was the test that I was putting forth to
Adam but he was too obsessed with trying to be a pussy or whatever he was trying
to do there you know I thought you'd like your eggs
fertilized considering you're a bird man. Well, listen, sweetheart.
I mean, that's a whole other...
I mean, you know, I don't leave the house without my condom on, okay?
I'm always ready for a good time.
Like already wrapped?
Like not in your wallet?
Like what?
What do you mean?
Absolutely.
What does that mean?
You know exactly what it means.
What, you going outside wearing a raincoat and the sun is shining? What? What do you mean? Absolutely. What does that mean? You know exactly what it means. What, you going outside wearing a raincoat
and the sun is shining? What?
I immediately have it wrapped right from the get-go.
You never know when
passion may strike.
a homosexual
well Adam's awake still let's fucking go dude
I thought you were leaving dude heck yeah
welcome welcome back
go ahead go go go ahead
I was just happy
and I ruined it
I'm still just
listen don't threaten me with a good time
That might actually be the only honest thing he said
Like, in this entire space
Is that one comment
That he always leaves the house wrapped
That might be the only honest thing that he said
It felt too sincere
Too specific, you know
And so, yeah, I'm just going to live out my days
thinking that he does that and that's you know what that's fine it's probably something marcus
aurelius did so you know as birdman's hero that tracks he wrote about he wrote about that several many times.
Really? Can I do a lot of his teachings?
Seneca taught him
about using sheepskin.
Anyways, it's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
It's a man... It's a guy thing.
You know what? I wouldn't understand.
Unless I make teeny tiny ones for the Bing.
I wouldn't understand.
Edward, were you able to
do the Twitter picker? If not, I have
like a wheel of names with everyone.
Oh yeah, how do you want to
do that? Do you want the people to
like, retweet
give you a follow, that kind of thing?
Sure, yeah, like, retweet. room, give you a follow, that kind of thing? Sure, yeah, like
retweet. Could I maybe put the
post for my collection
up here? Yeah, pin it up. Yeah, go for it.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you. That's really generous
of you to give a
piece of your...
I don't remember. Did you say
one or two NFTs or...
I forgot. I'll put up
two of them.
I'll do two spins.
Let's call it three.
Birdman, are you donating one?
No, I'm just trying to volunteer his money for it.
Well, Birdman, I mean, you have those
neckbeards.
Listen, those are...
Who told you about that?
You told me about that.
You told me you had the
wallet and you would give me one.
I'd say a lot of things.
Can we run a giveaway for the neckbeards
but only my name's
in the prize pool?
I've never purchased an NFT in my life,
Sotokas. How dare you?
Listen, Birdman, I know
you have it. That doesn't mean
I know you have them.
You know, nothing about the business.
Don't try to
spoil my fun.
Okay, just
like and repost the space.
I'll do the Twitter picker.
who won underneath.
underneath.
Just give me a sec.
Just give me a sec.
I'll do the spins right now.
Thank you for gracing, gracing, gracing this marvelous,
glorious, delicious group of peoples
with your offerings of digital pictures assets.
Yeah, give one to my ex-wife.
She's got fat tits, bro.
I feel like I don't need to like or repost anything.
I've shared enough
with my presence.
thank you.
Thank you for your time and your energy.
grand, grand rest
and hope to speak
to you in this space sometime soon.
Same place,
same time tomorrow.
Oh, Edward, are you...
How long are you guys doing this shit for?
Yeah, I honestly...
I'm gonna be honest. I'm locked in on a bunch of other
shit, and I haven't even been paying attention.
I don't even know the schedule.
What is today's schedule looking
like, Edward? Now would be a great time.
Okay, let me dig it out here.
We've got Monkey Zoo coming up here.
I know there's a website. I don't remember the website.
Yeah, I've got the schedule here.
So we've got Monkey Zoo coming up in
50 minutes, then
Gmorang with T-Money
two hours after that. Then we've got
Drack and Art with Heart,
and then Drack with Bullish doing Developers Hour hour for two hours and utopies is talking about uh i i'm not sure women in
web 3 i guess oh orange gooey's on oh is that's tomorrow though oh no sorry that
clyde wallace is today after utopies and then gooey's on the next day after that androcatus
is on in the evening as well oh it looks like looks like there's an opening set in the schedule.
I don't know who's going on after that.
And are you doing the late night tomorrow as well?
Yeah, I've got it for the next couple of days.
Same time, same place.
You weren't kidding.
All right.
Well, man, what an absolute incredible day of spaces we have ahead of us uh really
looking forward to uh uh it's been a bit so when monkey zoo's been doing his spaces for the 222
hour chia marathon uh is right one either i'm already passed out or just passing out here,
as that's been like 3, 4 a.m. at the East Coast,
and I happen to be awake now,
so I'm glad that I consumed that beverage that knocked me the fuck out,
because now I'm awake for the next 12 hours,
and I'm going to be listening to all these wonderful spaces, and, uh, hop up with Monkey Zoo
and chit-chat with him. It's been a while since, uh, I've been
on a space with him. He used to have royalties
guaranteed Sunday spaces for quite a while,
and, uh, I love those spaces. I love Monkey Zoo,
uh, but enough glazing.
I'm going to roast this bowl.
Even though he deserves the glazing.
Okay, enough said.
I just finished the spins.
I just got two winners for the NFTs.
If you want to send me your addresses. I pulled
Edward and Childish
the paperclip.
Oh, hell yeah.
Do you have a Chia wallet?
Cheers, mate.
Yeah, do you have a Chia wallet?
You just leave your...
Yeah, I'll DM
the addy. Yeah, perfect.
There you go. There you go.
Lambie, do you have a gopher?
Leave my wife alone.
Stop trying to give her things.
I'm not trying to give her shit.
I was just asking her
if she had a gopher.
She's spoiled enough as it is No, it's fine
If she doesn't have a gopher
She's spoiled herself too
Fine, go ahead, try and steal her away from me
I'm not trying to steal shit
I'm just trying to get her
Try and entice her away from me
I get off on it
I get off on it, alright It's fine. I'm just trying to... I get off on it. I get off on it, alright?
It's fine.
If you're willing to go a day
without saying Big Whoop Magazine,
that would probably send me over your way.
Hey, stop telling
them about our encounters.
I can't help myself.
I have to say various catchphrases
whenever engaged in coitus.
He totally does there.
I can't help it.
I must use various catchphrases.
I have to use catchphrases. must use various catchphrases. I have to use catchphrases.
We know the catchphrases.
It's in the article.
Not only is it on the cover
of Big Whoop Magazine, but like,
dude, you should really look at the
Big Whoop Magazine.
It's a feature, not a bug.
Yeah, tell your friends about that tomorrow, sweetheart.
Anyway, let's move it on.
Moving on.
Yeah, that was a lot, Batman.
That was a lot.
None of us needed to hear that.
That was a lot. Tell. None of us needed to hear that.
That was a lot.
Tell them about that character.
The salon.
No, that's it.
It's too much.
It's too much.
Zodiacus is... Nice to see you right now.
Just face that...
This one. I'm still... What? Listen, this is the community. just based on it yeah this one what?
listen this is the community
this is the community
you sound so much like you're browning
it's crazy
if you think this is bad
just wait till the fucking rest
of all the other blockchainers get over here
you think this is bad
now you think this is just a fucking
warm-up, okay? You should be
fucking grateful that these
spaces are so squeaky clean all
the time, alright?
How dare you?
How dare I?
You know I would just...
I listen to Daring over
and over. I've been to many...
I've been to many I've been to many
you're right
you've been to many
haven't you
I bet you flocked all over the place
you're right they are savages
you're right
I'm wrong you're right
absolutely
too many savages out here on these main streets
everywhere but it's fun I enjoy it absolutely absolutely too many savages out here on these main streets everywhere
but it's fun like i enjoy it i mean and anyways it's fun it happens
zodicus edward you've been gracious hosts uh thank you you're always welcome childish
uh thank you you're goddamn right.
This is my ex-wife here, Edward.
You better let her up anytime she damn well pleases.
Goddammit.
As Martha Torellis once said, go fuck yourself.
Lambie, I'm happy you're over on this side of the pond and not down in Goblin Town.
So always, always...
How dare you?
She would be by my side
if all I need to do is snap my fingers.
Yeah, good.
You can have her.
You can have her by the snap, bro.
How dare you?
How dare...
How dare I tell...
The audacity.
Lambie, you want to go, like, troll a bunch of people?
She's already gone, bro.
She was leaving.
That was her goodbye.
You want to troll a bunch of people with me?
I don't know. I'm just glad
because normally in the spaces that I used to see her a while back. I don't know. I'm just glad because normally
in the spaces that I used to see her
a while back, I don't hang out there
with those people anymore.
Yeah. I just haven't seen her
in a while, so good to see she's still
kicking in
and having fun and on
X creating art
and doing her thing.
But yo, Birdman, let's get down to the real meat and potatoes in the stew, right?
Let's get to it. Are you ready to get into it now?
Yeah, there's only, you know, ten people here in this space.
Like, are you prepared?
Well, too fucking bad, because we're going to get into the meat and the potatoes
I mean unless somebody cooler
wants me to join this space
but yeah alright
I got like 20 minutes
and then I really gotta
I gotta be up early.
Well, damn it,
Birdman. No, just say you're gonna stay here forever because fucking people are leaving.
Look what you did. This is why
we can't have nice things. Dude, nobody cares.
There's nobody here to begin with.
You're right.
Nobody cares until they do
care. So, I'm here.
Edward's here. And all these beautiful nerds are here. So, I'm here. Edward's here.
And all these beautiful nerds are here.
So, whether it's me and Edward here,
which there's been many spaces in the past,
that it's been me, Edward, Art with Heart, and a couple others.
If you didn't know, Edward, for quite a while,
hosted these amazing Thursday spaces, uh, with Heart with Heart, and, uh,
yeah, just grateful that, you know, we get to have, you know, not only these, because it used
to only be a weekly thing, but, you know, because we got this 222-hour Chia marathon going on,
that we're getting blessed with just all this extra extra love so um yeah grateful
to to be able to that's another reason why i'm also grateful for that that can of drink that
knocked me into fucking almost into into this morning if it was it was an hour off i almost
got put into to the next day from the drink anyways.
Yeah, just really, really appreciate Edward, you, as well as all the other space hosts for holding down.
Because I'm going to be honest, Edward, it is late night here, right?
And, you know, it is definitely a bit spicy here, right?
And I love that, the open mic,
the you not censoring people.
And earlier, I was only muting people because it was getting a little hectic on stage
to where nobody down or up on the stage
or probably even down below can understand
what the fuck people were even saying.
That's why I was muting people so that way it could just clear it up.
But I wasn't trying to censor them.
Just want to make that clear.
I appreciate that.
I appreciate that.
Some might argue it's not censoring people as well.
it's not censoring people as well it's a it's a bit of a yeah i don't know where is the fine line
It's a bit of a, yeah, I don't know.
of morality between letting anyone say what they want 24 7 and then making a decision to stop them
talking about something at a certain point you could say well what if someone's being abusive
nasty saying something racist divisive but then those things are uh people may have a different perception of it like what is
being divisive what is being racist what's acceptable is it acceptable to joke about
being racist like oh you little canadian fucker like oh what no that's is that acceptable canadians
take it up there you know some things you shouldn't say so 100 100 you could talk about like i'm out here talking about my fat titted wife
on web and you guys i sit here talking about dirty canadians meanwhile this disgusting
savage lanky english savage is brewing bathtubs full of adrenochrome and selling them to children on the streets of thailand there's no evidence to support that but uh yeah that's all good so what do you do zotti if you
had full control everyone you know went to a space in the world let's say everyone in the world went
to a space and it was about something really divisive topic. What's the balance? Maybe 30 seconds
or a minute each. They often do that in
debates, like use time as a
sort of a thing.
But then again, I don't
know. What if someone doesn't quite finish
a sentence and they're one second over
and that word could have changed history? I don't know.
It's a constant thing.
100%. Yeah.
100%. I don't... What if I didn't talk about It's a constant thing. 100%. Yeah. 100%. I don't...
Like, what if I didn't talk about my fat-titted wife?
And what if that little faggot guy
didn't actually fucking be a little pussy
and actually talk when I asked him to talk?
I thought he was initially,
he was pro-Permuto capital.
I thought that's what he was saying.
He was sort of,
he seemed to be pro-Permuto
as far as I could tell from the previous space.
That's why when I thought Birdman,
you rose your hand
because he was in the middle of of like anybody want to challenge me and
That's why when you came up on stage and started laughing
Raised your hand. I was confused cuz I listen. I just wanted to talk about my fat
Yeah, exactly. I know why you weren't gonna challenge him right? You're just gonna be bird. I was challenging him
I dare challenge private I know you're just gonna be... I was challenging him. How dare you? You're challenging him not on that level.
Right, you're challenging him
in different ways.
I would fucking destroy him.
I would slam him around like the Hulk.
I'd absolutely obliterate.
I hear you.
I hear you.
Then you'd put it on the cover of Big Whoop magazine.
Or you'd meet him alive.
Or would it be a small whoop?
Is there such a thing?
Doesn't matter.
Listen, it's ancient history.
Everything matters.
Listen, he's small potatoes.
He owns 4% of the entire blockchain big whoop how much money did your
big-titted wife get out of you but how hard did divorce it fucking zero are you crazy i stole so
much money from her dude based hey but you'll never have as big of a farm as Adam, guys. So, calm down.
Yeah, whatever.
He had a fucking two-petabyte farm.
A little, like, I had a bigger farm than Adam, okay?
And I didn't even make the damn thing.
I paid some fucking Indian guy to do it for me.
Don't even try to.
The guy was awesome.
And how much did that run you, including the Indian?
Fucking zero.
You think your boy fucking pays for shit?
I made lots of promises
and never delivered.
Dude, I made promises too
before. A long
time ago in a
video game world
far, far away in Halo 3 I promised I mean I'm
kidding but anyways yeah I mean I'm not that much of a savage I mean but anyway
yeah it's okay you you I mean I wish I was I wish I was you are you are you are
at heart okay and that's what truly counts so I mean like I wish I was. I wish I was. You are at heart, okay?
And that's what truly counts.
I really do wish I was that much of a savage
and choose to steal money from people.
But I'm too much of a good person, dude.
It's the funniest part is that it's actually true
because I've been
stolen from like anyways
you know that's just business
dude you get
you know people still learn
some lessons the hard way
bro I've like people have stolen
like fucking
hundreds of thousands
you just sort of like get used to it after a while.
And like, I just, you know, I'm a sweet, innocent baby bird in these streets.
You can't help it.
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet bird man.
Bird man, do you
sing any bird songs?
Sing us the song of your people.
Of your bird species.
To the windows!
To the window to the wall
But a bomb right there, but ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba bum da-da-da
you know what I'm talking about
I love my life
I love my life
God bless Gia
God bless Gia Hoffman
God bless everybody
Gia Network, holy shit
I wasn't ready for that I wasn't ready for that
I wasn't ready for that
whoa whoa I see
okay let's see
to the windows to the walls
um that's uh
get a ray dropped out my mouth
that's little john and the east side
boys all these bitches crow.
Ah, ski ski motherfucker.
Yeah, that's right.
Ah, ski ski goddamn.
Yeah, that song Birdman.
I wasn't expecting that to be
the song of your people
and that's why you just had
reaction of me
just fucking breaking and bursting
into fucking tears laughing.
So if you were here to hear
that in this moment,
that doesn't happen
often. Such randomness
on X that it actually...
Bro, I'm like in my teepee
and you're like John Smith and you're coming
in there trying to fuck my daughter or whatever
like Pocahontas.
I'm like...
I might be protected at all costs.
let me show you our culture.
And then I like
pull up the fucking
JBL speaker.
I put on like
fourth word Weeby.
This is our culture.
It's like the bass kicks in.
Let me found out
you got flip phone.
Somebody put on fourth Ward Weeby
Who's got a speaker that they can put on music on
I don't know
But you know what
I'm going to take this time
And energy
While we have somebody to prepare
Birdman's request
I just want to say
If Birdman has a million fans Then I am one of them If Birdman's request, um, I just want to say, if Birdman has a million fans, then I am one of them,
if Birdman has ten fans, then I am one of them, if, if Birdman has only one fan, you see, I'm
getting a little choked up here, if Birdman has only one fan, then that is me, if Birdman has no
fans, then that means I am no longer on earth, If the world is against Birdman, then I am against the world.
You're a fucking legend.
I love you so much right now.
This bowl goes out to Birdman.
bit of a love bomb there.
Brocation.
Holy shit yo.
What's up bro?
We were just talking about
my fat titted
Australian wife dude.
Not you but but like...
I mean, I got band tits, but you know.
Oh yeah, Lambo.
She's a sweetheart. She's actually really cool.
What about her?
She was hanging out just like humoring me
and the boys.
Grand evening.
Grand evening, bro. How you doing doing i'm doing fantastic man life is just what a time to be alive
so grateful so blessed how are you doing that's right it's 5 30 p.m what a time to be alive
time to be alive uh is it actually 5.30pm
over there already
yeah that's why I said grand evening
you don't even know
what time it is
where your wife lives
I don't keep track of my
just calls when he needs something
send me $300
I need this right now
I need $300.
And mommy.
Chloe, sweetie.
Don't worry about it.
Wire me some money, baby.
I need this right now.
I'm on the side.
My tire's out.
I need this right now.
It's complicated.
Just send it right now.
Need you to call roadside assistance, pay the bill, and then tell them to come hear me.
Yeah, just send the money
to the the hydro company or yeah make sure you wash it through the caimans last time i got in
trouble i had to sit in a meeting for three hours yeah i was with detective uh brian
from the police department.
He gave me a real talking to last time.
He thought I was a bikey.
Wasn't into that.
Next time he calls, you tell him he got fat tits and you're not interested.
All right?
Leave my tits alone.
No, but Lambie's got fat tits.
Who wouldn't know?
Well, I do.
I looked at the media.
I clicked on media
on the thingy.
I was like,
she got fat tits.
I'm not one to look. I'm the married man. Oh, yeah? I'm not one to look.
I'm the married man.
Well, it's all mine.
But, hey, we all have a good time.
You got eyes, though.
I mean, it's not worth...
Listen, I mean, the tits aren't fat enough for me to take a 13-hour flight or whatever it is out there.
I'll tell you that.
But, hey, it's worth a click on the media button there or
whatever i think you get i think you get to north america but i don't think you get to canada in 13
hours you probably should just for a short of um los angeles maybe i don't know how like i'm not
interested in like dude like to go there like really it's basically
like i might as well go to like minnesota right like it's like what's the difference you got
kangaroos differently it's the other way yeah it's spelled differently minnesota yeah i don't know
you got like bamboo i don't know like yeah i mean i'm sure it's beautiful and stuff it's just like
you don't want me there
anyway so why would I go
you know what I mean yeah of course
of course I've already told the authorities about you
if you see a sweet sweet
I've already had a chat to customs
if you see a sweet sweet baby bird
then he's telling you to put stuff on the cover of Big Whoop
magazine that's an illegitimate magazine
yeah if this guy starts
trying to come in here and starts talking about fat
tits, like, tell me get the fuck out of here.
Take that hike.
That's right.
Starts talking about poisonous
spiders. Yeah, tell him to get the
fuck out of here.
Yeah, beat it, pal.
Beat it, punk.
Punky Brewster.
Alright, I'm done.
I'm over it.
So what are you doing?
What's the deal these days?
I'm about to go wrestle some sweaty men
in about half an hour.
Bro, what are you at right now?
Are you doing the actual fucking Gracie shit or what?
Yeah, it's Gracie Baja.
It's not the...
Okay, so what's the deal?
More sports.
Is it worth it?
Should I actually get into it?
Do whatever you want, man.
You know, if you asked me two belts ago,
I'd be like, yeah, bro, get into it.
But now, I don't care about anyone else.
I'm gone. I'll have fun.
Go talk to someone else, bro, get into it. But now I don't care about anyone else. I'm going. I'll have fun. You want me to spruik it?
Go talk to someone else, huh?
Beat it, punk.
Fair enough. Yeah, no, I get what you're saying.
Yeah, I have my ups and downs. I'm in a bit
of a trough or a plateau
at the moment, but I'm okay with it because I hurt
Well, it's tough too because you only have so many guys
to mess with right and
they're so like you know it's like playing chess like the same shit right like you just need to
get your ass beat the same club it is better if I go to another club because you can't tell how
the different people are well you might you might end up actually coming back and beating the guys
at your real club right like after you've done that, right?
Because you get an understanding how other people move.
Like, you know, usually people with long legs, they're good at, um,
they're not really good once you pin the legs together, but short dudes with like thick legs, like they'll rip you,
they'll rip the grip apart and they'll get into it.
So you try certain things with different body shapes when you look at them,
when you're like, okay, I can do this and do that.
And then you go to another club and it's all different.
Now I have to do it. You fucking
sold me, Chunk. God damn it.
Now I gotta do it.
Nah, you did it. You gotta send
me the actual gear
that I need to get, though, because I'm gay and I
don't want to buy the dumb shit.
You gotta go to that place.
P-A-P-E-P-E-I? Well, you know what I mean? I want to like buy the dumb shit. You got to go to that place. P A P E P E I.
you know what I mean?
I don't want to like buy the,
I don't want to show up and be like,
I'm not going to show up in a key.
You know what I'm saying?
you want to show up in the tight,
tight stuff.
Like I don't want to,
I want to show up like in the fucking,
I want to show up in the real shit. Look, if, exactly. I want to show up in the real shit.
if I was going to go,
I'm not fucking,
fucking George.
I'm not going to show up like,
Pierre St.
Pierre or whatever.
how you doing?
he, he, he,
he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, no psp i'm not showing up like a fucking anyway you know yeah how we doing here that boy
with my like cajun accent like just like wrestle people like sweating just like spitting on myself
yeah just like drinking my own spit like if you're gonna go how go, how far is it to go to Nova Scotia?
nobody's going to Nova Scotia,
You want to go and wrestle with the dudes,
the farmers,
The farmers are like,
they'll never let you ever get it.
There's farmers everywhere in Canada.
There's farmers literally everywhere.
But like ice farmers?
They can't hold me. They can't hold me. They're literally everywhere. ice farmers yes I can't hold me I can't hold they're literally everywhere anyway there's this place in um in that place Nova Scotia in Sydney Nova Scotia it's on George
Street it's called zombie proof jiu-jitsu okay that was how I got into crypto finally enough
weird an NFT collection.
Rugged, of course.
But he's a champ.
That's fine.
That's wild, though.
So you weren't actually there.
That was just one of your boys on the internet or something?
No, it's just one of them.
But I'd go there to train, for sure.
They got the most funnest geese, bro.
Yeah, I'd go to those guys.
The guy has some serious heel hooks, man.
Small world. Wild. Is that just down the road i bet it is no it's not it's like a million miles away but i'm just
saying like nova scotia that's basically nova scotia is a million miles away to basically
everybody in canada and like there's nobody in canada so that's what makes you... I know, if I was going to go somewhere in Canada, it's the furthest place in Canada.
Yeah, you found like the...
Yeah, you found your niche, yeah.
You found their...
Yeah, your career.
It's fucking closer to Portugal, isn't it,
than it is to...
It is, yeah.
If I was to go to...
How do I get that?
Actually, not wrong.
Is it go through Europe?
Go through Europe and then get across
yeah i mean you might as well be in europe if you're in nova scotia that's what i'm saying
like you're you're not even in canada at that point basically
i like the sound of that okay i'll see you there next week apparently they have a breach
all right baby i believe it I mean I just
don't care
and I feel like nobody else in Canada
does either
nobody else in this space does either
fair enough yeah
let's talk about chia
how about them coins huh
yeah dude it's like so low and shit
it's so low and shit I It's so low and shit.
I love it.
Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.
We should like maybe like think about buying a little bit.
I don't know.
I was thinking about it.
What's my favorite?
What's my favorite shit coin doing right now?
The Dexy Space. Yeah, no, Spacebox. Spacebox. what's my favorite what's my favorite shitcoin doing right now the dexyspace
yeah no spacebox
that boomer shit
you're absolutely right that it is
the boomer
like as far as like boom, Boomer, like,
and I mean there is no Boomer, like, actual Boomer,
but you know what I mean.
It is the Boomer token for Chia, 100%.
You definitely pegged that.
I'll give you that.
With love, I have some.
funny because that's exactly
what it is and that's why I call it
call what I
call it. Well, and that's why it's the choice
of true patricians
you know, dabbling in
Geo shit coins.
I mean, if you don't have
a million space bucks,
then you're doing it wrong.
But that's my two cents.
I'm looking, you know, again,
like, anyways,
I don't want to get into it,
but I'm looking to stack up
at least a couple million space bucks. I'm trying to stack up at least a couple million space bucks.
I'm trying to get up to, you know, two, three percent of total supply.
That's, you know, and everybody knows that's where my position is.
Like, I've always made that very clear.
I'm the Mr. Two percent.
You start cooking up some more memes,
I don't need to.
That's what I mean.
You guys just send me coins.
It's insane.
You guys are fucking nuts.
The amount of tokens
that you guys send me is insane.
The amount of money that I made amount of tokens that you guys send me is like insane the amount of money that i've made off of you guys like just send me sending me this token or that token that you
guys are working on or whatever i'm blessed like very very uh flat like it's wild what you guys
are up to and the work that you guys do and the liquidity pools that you guys put together
like it's wild and i come in and i go oh my god who sent me this like four months after you've
like done all this hard work i go what the hell is this doing in my wallet and then i immediately
dump it all and then you guys all get angry on twitter and you're like who did this and i'm like
i have no idea
yeah you could
dump those NFTs
you got too
I don't have any NFTs other than
the ones that you guys throw at me
from time to time.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
It's in a recorded space.
It's a recorded space.
I heard it loud and clear.
I can play it back for you
if you want.
I don't have to play it back, but
it'll cost you one of them.
Bro, did I tell you I'm trying to change my name to black garlic
that would explain
a lot of your behavior recently
I feel like it's
a powerful name
it is powerful
it's pungent.
Like garlic.
You know what I'm saying?
It takes...
Anyways, there's a whole bunch of reasons
as to why I want that name, but
I feel like it's a really good Dragon Ball name, too,
It sort of doubles as a good Dragon Ball name too as well. It sort of doubles as a good Dragon Ball
Like picture like
Goku with an afro maybe? I don't know.
But seriously it took me like three and a half weeks to make this black garlic i made some pasta sauce oh buddy amazing
that's riveting put it on the cover of big magazine oh he's back thank god okay what were
we talking about before you left we were talking about wrestling gay people or something
i need to do this okay well you know what i mean i need to get in there did i tell you about my diet and all that?
No, what have you been eating?
Bro, okay, I'm down 25 pounds in the last... I feel like I could have made it 50 in two months,
but because my wife came back early...
Anyways, I'll just be honest, okay?
I'm going to be real with you.
I'm down 25 pounds.
It's been seven weeks.
I could have done a lot more
because I did 20
in the first four.
It comes off fast at the start,
but that's a really good effort.
That's true.
You're right.
It does come off really fast in the start. I was at 240 and i was i got on the scale i was like bro what the fuck
i was like i gotta get this ain't good so i uh is that like the biggest you've been or were you
moving you're moving down pretty much yeah pretty much like maybe a little bit more like five you know five pounds more maybe but but yeah that's
about the big and and yeah and so yeah i lost the first 20 like like butter and then the last five
has been like a battle dude for the last like two three weeks it's like fucking hell and but i mean
i'm i'm kind of like cheating a little bit here and there on the
diet. Like I was going hard
on the diet before. Like I was
just fucking
staring at the jelly beans. You know
what I mean? Like I'd open the cupboard and just
look at him and just be like
you fuckers. You suck yourself
out, huh? You'd be like, I just can't. How you
come from? Yeah. I'd just look at him
and then just be like, fuck you, you pussy. You can't eat that shit yeah i just look at him and then just be like
fuck you you pussy you can't eat that shit you just make yourself all the way to thinness
yeah i'm just like starving myself essentially um and then yeah my because that's the thing is
like my wife is coming back and so i was like oh she's gonna come back and she's gonna see me i
lost 20 pounds i'm a big shot right um and and yeah i mean that that was the
case but you know it's like you know we've been it's not great you know i mean like i gotta i
gotta keep going no it's not no i gotta get down another i gotta lose another like 15 20
and then like if i can get down to 200 and then again,
like I'm working out like crazy, dude, I'm working out like a dog, dude.
I'm going like four times a week.
And look, I have to go lately.
So I've lost a lot of muscle.
Yeah, but you're training.
That's different.
But I'm not lately.
I haven't because of my rib injury.
But I've been, I've been doing some, but I'm probably down at 200 now.
I should be probably even lower, but we'll get there.
Yeah, dude.
Good for you.
240, down to freaking 200, bro.
That's pretty good.
No, I'm –
As we start noticing stuff like going faster, you're moving quicker.
No, I'm at like 217 right
now my goal is 200 yeah but even a 217 from 240 bro yeah not really though like come brent then
set yourself short little man how about i call you little man and stuff like that just to make
you kind of get into the into the zone i'll call you big boy, you know, you're trying to backhand me or something.
I'll fucking take the 15-hour flight to fucking Queensland and fucking choke you out in front of your boys in the dojo, all right?
Yeah, you come.
And make sure you do it straight after you
get off the plane get some deep vein thrombosis hell yeah dude and then i'll choke your leg and
make it yeah you know just fucking like i'll hurt you then i'll help choke me out just by like bring
you bring your wallet as well yeah bring your seat that'll be actually the funniest thing ever
is you choke me out just by like choking my leg you just grab my leg and like squeeze my leg and i just pass
out from that that would be the funniest thing
you just like grab you just grab him by the thigh and just like squeeze it really hard
and the guy passes out.
That would be the funniest shit ever.
It'd be some,
some Aikido shit,
that's like,
that's like Spock in Star Trek
when he like,
does the Vulcan death grip
or whatever.
He just like grabs the guy
by the leg
and he's like,
what the fuck is this
and then like 10 seconds later he's just out
oh yeah dude
should we be talking about chia
we need to say chia at least a couple times
let me see if I can get
somebody to sign up
and get a wallet
at my jiu jitsu
I don't know about that, dude.
They may be under Jiu-Jitsu.
You gotta grab him by the leg
and fucking choke him out
from his thigh in order to get him
to set up a Gio wallet,
I feel like.
Also, um...
It'd be so funny if, like, some guy just double
legs you and then he just
starts trying to choke you
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Boost it off of me, man. I'm trying to get some i'm kidding i'm kidding
bro don't worry like listen monkey zoo and i like we go way back and everything but i got beef with
monkey zoo right now he like it's a kick to the last time we spoke i know i was there oh
oh juicy it's not juicy at all man we're gonna talk about metadata and look i know the man knows
listen i know about metadata and things of that nature all right i'm a very big metadata guy
everybody knows that about me you know jason god damn right i know Jason I know Josh I know I know Pete I
mean I know all the J so what kind of schema would you recommend for this new
collection that these guys are gonna launch oh you mean OGP you talking about talking about Twitter card you're
talking about OMG we're not talking about SEO got it talking about using
scrapey pull some pull some what is the new fucking
schema shit called it's just called
schema right yeah
talk dirty
to me mate
I know about metadata I know about
movie titles and book titles
and fucking
like how to program a
fucking web crawler
to pull data.
Talking about skipper.org, yeah?
Yeah, I'm talking about pulling data
from other people's websites without their
permission.
Don't worry about it.
It's for research.
Hey, worry about it.
It's not like
my company's built on that
or anything.
Yeah, no, it's's just it's legitimate scraping it's for don't worry about it it's fine okay three letter
agencies involved yeah I've got a three letter agency lol that's what it's called
it just laughs laughs at you yeah lol, LOL. That's the name.
That's right.
Lots of love.
That's what it's called, okay?
Don't worry about it.
Why the face?
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, take it easy.
Hashtag, she crawled under there for warmth what
you don't understand the Sopranos
what the hell no I don't understand
that at all
in isolation that's wild
it's fine don't worry about it
on the serious tip
I'm very impressed with your progress.
Thanks, man.
Very impressed.
I started at a place that I was much heavier.
Well, I remember you were...
I was much lighter when I started, so this is not good at all.
When you were first starting...
When you were first starting, you were talking about...
When I was a sweet, sweet baby bird.
Yeah, you were talking...
You and I were debating on going and cheating and going to the...
And buying a Dairy Queen or whatever, you know?
Oh, sneaky little KFC, hey?
Yeah, sneaky KFC, that's right.
Or cheeky Colonel, yeah.
We wanted a Twister or whatever, you know?
Yeah, a little snack pack or something.
Yeah, wasn't doing that.
But you're not about that life now, and I got to respect it, dude.
I got to respect it.
Well done.
You're out here in these mean streets.
Fucking got some principles.
I love it.
You're an inspiration to us all.
My principle choice for fast food is sneaky KFC.
Well, you know, again, from time to time, it's fine.
It's halal.
It's what?
It's halal.
Point it the right way before they kill it?
Is that what we're talking about right here?
Yeah, look over there.
If I wanted to know where I can point it, you know, I'll just point it.
It's like, look over there.
That's right.
Guillotine comes to nowhere.
Just fucking chops all their heads off.
That's right.
The little flying bum chum.
That's a new movie.
Just kind of...
Robot hands come out of nowhere and start deep frying them.
Breading them and deep frying them immediately.
That's right.
As they're bleeding out.
Yeah, the teppanyaki teriyaki choke.
Do not worry.
This is all halal, okay?
What kind of data have you been scraping?
And then meanwhile
all the white people are throwing rocks at the store
calling the packing
well yeah that doesn't help
it's just another one all together
this is a family space
bourbon water slides Move on. It's just another one altogether. This is a family space,
It's a family space.
Water slides.
All that shit. That's right.
You got a wristband.
I heard you didn't meet the height restriction.
Bro, you know what?
They got the stick and you're like,
hey, I can make this down.
Then they dropped the stick and you're like,
sorry, bro.
You're not even going to guess what happened today, dude.
Like it's wild. It's literally fucking insane.
Did you walk into a doorway?
I bet you that happened.
That has never happened to me, ever.
Okay, I picked you at about
Maybe like once.
God damn it, Lee.
I told you to replace that battery like weeks ago.
I just keep it in the freezer and turn it on when I want to say hi to you.
Is that on your mind vault?
If I'm getting new batteries, bro, I will buy you batteries.
No, no, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Why are you going?
I'm going to New Braunfels, which is a two-town south.
But they...
You should go to Nova Scotia.
Go to Sydney in Nova Scotia.
I just want to make sure I got...
I just want to make sure I got Lurkey in there.
I just want to make sure I got... I just want to make sure I got Lurkey in there. I just want to say Lurkey.
Sydney, Nova Scotia. He's on George Street.
Tell him I said hi.
I'll send him your regards.
But yeah, I just wanted to say Lurkey before it ended.
No. No chance.
What the fuck was I talking about?
Lurkey. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah no bro so today i go i log into my thing or whatever my credit card thing where i get the points for my credit card or whatever
for the travel thing yeah there's like 15 g's there i'm like bro what yeah i'm like bro no way
so i like book like all right down the road or something yeah i got like a hundred thousand of Bro, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, bro, no way. So I, like, book, like, all...
So you can fly down the road or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got, like, 100,000 of those bad boys.
Where are you going to go?
I booked two weeks in January.
Yeah, I'm gone.
I'm going to Mexico for two weeks in January.
Fuck that, dude.
I'll see you there, bro.
Bro, if you want to, it'd be dope.
I'm totally lying.
I'm not going.
I'm going to Cabo.
It's summer in Australia.
I'm not leaving, bro.
I'm going to Cabo. It's summer in Australia. I'm not leaving, bro. I'm going to Cabo.
Just two minutes.
Monkey Zoo Space starts in two minutes.
Oh, then let's make it the best two minutes of our motherfucking lives, baby.
Grand Rising.
What it do? Grand Rising.
Future Dory, you want to go to Cabo in January?
I fucking hate Cabo.
I hate those places everybody goes.
Are you kidding me?
You haven't been to the right hotels, Ben.
Bro, I went to the best.
It's all all you can eat and get fat bullshit.
Trust me, bro. I went to the best one.
It was like newly made, all modern, all bullshit.
Which one?
Dude, trust me.
I used to work for Ritchie Brothers, right?
It's a heavy machinery company.
Okay, yes.
I know Ritchie Brothers.
They built their fucking website 15 years ago.
Big whoop.
No fucking way.
I know those guys.
They're Vancouver guys, the Ritchie. Anyway. I know those guys. They're Vancouver guys, the rich.
I used to fucking make so much money for those people.
So much fucking money.
It was like billions, like even 10 years ago.
Bro, I used to, listen, I used to manage a whole inside sales team, right?
So I was a manager.
12 people.
In one year, we did 360 m's bro
in one year i believe it like i said like i yeah i believe it yeah and i got the above and beyond
award at the goddamn fucking cabo bullshit that shit felt like a fucking prison bro
well that's why i married you that's why I married you. That's why I married you.
You mean divorce me, bro.
We've been divorced so much that I've already fell in love in the space.
No, but I was after those M's is what I'm saying.
I was after those.
I'll leave you guys to it.
I was after that Oprah money.
I was after that Oprah money.
Chunk, tell him to stop.
In the name of love,
before you fuck my heart. We're ready for your space, Monkizoo.
Whenever you're ready, just let us know.
Yo, I see that.
I'm going to have a
slot in this
Monkizoo better not try to
regulate up in here.
You better not try to regulate because I here. We're trying to have fun.
You better not try to regulate, because I'm going to regulate right now.
We're having fun, Monkeys, you better let us have fun a little bit.
Nah, bring Monkeys, you up.
Bring Monkeys, you up.
No, he's about to start his space.
That's what these guys do.
Let him, let him keep this one on.
They're trying to kill this space and start the next one.
This is recorded space.
Put him as host, bro.
Put him as host, bro, because we're going in.
Just put him through.
No, Monkeezoo is cool.
He will host his letters.
Tell him I'll see him in my office.
He's cool.
Monkeezoo is cool.
He'll just let us have fun.
I have a meeting in nine minutes, boys, with students, with doctor.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
If you think someone wants to be doctor.
Let Monkeezoo in.
Tell him I'll see him in my office.
Bring Monkeezoo up, man.
I want to squash beefs.
I already squashed beefs with Drock.
I became friends so much with Drock that he co-hosted me.
That's his name.
That's his name, Drock.
You step into Chunk's office and he hits the hydraulic buttons on the fucking money, Carlo.
Oh, guys, I need fucking help, you guys.
I have a Mac OS Monterey version 12.7.6.
I need the paintbrush
because I'm going to make some merch
for the whole bullshit
I'm 10 years late on, bro,
with this other other company does
anybody know or can anybody anybody send me the fucking the fucking a paintbrush i need i need
to make you need to contact you need to get it with business insider and get some of that japanese
fucking chalk that they're always talking about on those fucking youtube channels they're always talking
about chalk oh my god we were talking about foot pics bro because you know what i'm gonna do
the next drop no really no yeah we're gonna go i literally only have fucking seven minutes so
give me seven minutes on stage please and then i then I'm going to leave you guys alone. I have to meet three wannabe doctors.
And then I'm going to pretend like I'm a doctor.
It's the most bizarre request that I've had.
But anyway, I need a paintbrush app that works for the Mac OS Monterey.
Sounds like you need a stethoscope and like a lab code or something
don't you you do you know that i was an assistant to a cardiologist at ucla
can somebody help me with paintbrush i need to make a pixelated thing for the fucking
stitching machine guys does anybody can anybody is anybody a dev? Is anybody a fucking chat dev here?
XCH General Chunks
What? Oh, there you go.
I just need a link.
Check the group chat.
Check the Twitter group chat.
That's what he's telling you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Alright, guys. Merch is coming, bro. Future
Adora with fucking multiple identities, bro. This shit's going to be rock and roll. It's
going to be sky high. Chips are up. We're all in. And guys, I'm about to put down because
I really have to go. We were, we hacked the system. We were because hacked the system we were because hacked the system i didn't make it just because of
Futuradora is you guys you guys make me who i am so i'm gonna post the link and enjoy boys
enjoy i love you boys i love you chunk chunk is the best ex-husband. Where's my alimony?
You're not getting any
goddamn money, woman.
You know that.
Listen here.
As the person
who's there to witness
that go down,
she gets alimony.
You weren't there.
Yes, I was.
I was the mediator.
I was the mediator.
That never happened.
Oh, it happened.
On the serious tip, though,
Future Adora, if you're trying to put out
a bunch of different alter egos of
yourself, I want to see some serious
you better throw it back, girl.
I want to see some serious
that front.
She knows what I'm talking about.
All right.
I'll see you in the next space.
um, monkey zoo, uh, he's going to let me rant for the next 25 minutes.
Okay, guys, let's end it there.
Over to MonkeyZoo's space, pinned at the top.
Thanks, Futuradora.
Thanks for everyone coming up.
Thanks, Ashen. Thanks, Zotti. Thanks, Bird thanks birdman thanks adam jordan if you're still listening somewhere
thanks to everyone for listening see you in monkey zoo space same place tomorrow