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222 hour space π± fud club ββ> seeing the light.
Recorded: Sept. 23, 2025 Duration: 3:04:15Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts explored the current state of Chia, highlighting concerns over CNI's significant sell-off of XCH, potential growth opportunities, and the community's resilience in navigating market challenges. The conversation also touched on the importance of partnerships and innovative strategies for future success.
Full Transcription
Music Thank you. Thank you. I'm going to go to the next video. Music Thank you. Thank you. so
Welcome, welcome to the fud club section of the 222 hour space if anybody's got some good juicy
chia fud that they want to get off their chest now is the time this is a safe space. If anybody wants to come up, shoot off some shit, riffle on some conspiracy theories or some other junk.
There's definitely lots to fud about.
I got all kinds of testimonials here.
Got lots.
We could riff some off We could say what
People are saying
Oh man
Let's go Bricktober baby
Moving the goalposts
Season Seven or eight now moving the goalposts season
seven or eight now.
The IPO after the IPO
after the IPO. We're going to IPO
on the IPO on the IPO
on the IPO, baby.
Yo, dog, I heard you like
Yo, dog, I heard you like IPO.
IPO. So we got some IPO
So we got some IPO for your IPO.
for your IPO.
Got Nas coming to the stage.
What's up, Nas?
Thought I might as well start it off.
So apparently, CNI are dumping another 1 million XCH.
1 million XCH confirmed 1 million XCH confirmed
transferred to the hot wallet.
50,000
XCH confirmed sold to
the market maker.
$6 Chia is coming,
baby. We are going to get $6
Chia.
That is
probably true.
There's nothing you can do about it.
What are you going to do?
Get more?
What's the price of Cheia right now, man?
I never even look at this shit anymore.
$9.29
on Crypto.com.
What does it say?
What does it say?
Let's see.
It's down quite a bit.
It's down quite a bit.
Crypto.com is kind of an outlier though, usually.
Still.
Come on, man.
We're going down.
904, call an SH.
904?
Yeah.
$9.04.
Oh, man.
Go fucking arb your tia at fucking crypto.04. $9.04. Oh man, go fucking arb your chia at fucking
crypto.com. You're making an extra
20 cents here
for like
probably four tokens until they
fucking liquidity slippage
catch up with you and you just bank a giant wick.
I don't know.
903 on xch.trade.
It gets lower. Let's see if we can find any good FUD in the comments of anybody's posts
Trust me, I got FUD lined up
I'm just trying to see if we can find any extra
There's been a few FUDders
Might as well pin some FUD to the nest if we can find it
Oh, Gene's always a good place for it.
Oh, I can't do that.
We can't just do fucking... Can't promote that kind of FUD.
We need the good FUD.
the good FUD. Where's the good FUD?
Where's the good FUD?
Anyways, we're
poor for at least another six more months,
so there's the FUD for you.
Not really much you can do.
Nothing different. I'm always XCH poor.
Not much you can do about that.
You can pick up one XCH4. Not much you can do about that. You can pick up one
XCH for nine USDC on
Dexia or Tibiswa.
We're digging through some posts here.
We're looking for some FUD.
I got a whole... Oh, don't worry, I got FUD.
Oh, here we go. Yeah, baby. This is how you start this shit off right here.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Juicy FUD. juicy fun
oh yeah look at these bots go Oh, yeah.
There we go.
Now we got some solid FUD in the nest.
If anybody else wants to come up
and fucking do some FUD.
Some FUD clubbing.
Let us know.
Maybe I'll read off my first testimonial of the night.
Let's see if I can find a juicy one.
There's lots in here.
Oh, I just got dragged right back down to the bottom.
Also want to shout out more bites.
The greatest
Chia mod of them all.
Let's see here.
So much BS in Chia's Discord
My guess, their S6 won't be approved at all
And the whole process before C and I, Permuto give up is after one year
Trent is trying to bring in people to fast track
That's only part of the puzzle If they just want to bring in a to fast track. That's only part of the puzzle.
If they just want to bring in a relatively small number of investors,
which fits to the narratives they have been talking about the last several days,
then this whole ACDC thing is going to be such a small cake.
irrelevant, like the CAD trust.
Irrelevant.
Like the CAD trust.
If they had went the route of Securitize with a lockdown on using XCH,
then it's something.
But they are so late.
By that time, Prefarm is still healthy,
and buyers, if still being led by a carrot, would keep the wheel oiled.
Securitize
and Ondo will eat
permuto alive, and it would be
funny if they have already started
splitting stocks for the
2026-2027
launch.
FUD.
From the FUD
Club. Directly
from the FUD Club directly from the FUD Club
yeah that's a lot
to unpack isn't it
guess that means
we're going down to $6
I don't know what to tell you guys
man the fucking Ondo and the EVM
giants are just gonna crush us
we're nothing
we are absolutely
nobodies.
Interesting arguments.
Interesting arguments.
I have invited
members of FUD Club
to attend.
I don't know if anybody's going to come.
Till today, how much
XCH has been sold by
CNI? Oh, let's
go over the numbers.
Fun club
XCH dot
ninja.
XCH ninja
tracking the pre-farm value.
Let's go to the bottom because it has all of the stats.
So, let's see, where does it say all of it?
Okay, so the loaned XCH is 154,016 XCH at a value of $3.2 million.
Marked for sale,
$2,336,325 XCH,
valued at $37,069,721.
The total for other, marked other, which God knows what other could be.
Hopefully Bitcoin.
$421,399.24 XCH valuing 8.987.
Sorry.
Yeah.
800.
8,987,434.
For a total of just under 3 million.
2,911,740 XCH,
totaling just under $49,878,808. So there's been just under $3,000,000 XCH
out of the pre-farm
and let's see what's currently
$154,000 is loaned
so that obviously
well it's not a lot but
that's only what's not been sold
everything else potentially well what's marked for sale
is definitely getting sold and the other
potentially going to get sold maybe
and that is a whopping 3 million XCH.
So they have basically put $49 million worth of sell pressure on a $20 million market.
If you take out everything.
All right, so 2.3 million is what's actually been marked for sale that we officially know.
So that's 37.6 million.
Yeah, and we don't know if it's actually been sold. It just says it's been marked for sale that we officially know so that's 37.6 yeah and
we don't know if it's actually been sold it just says it's been marked for sale hmm i guess maybe
they sold it like the market maker whatever yeah they have an otc buyer i'm pretty sure the table
above it is not not the date when it was sold or that's just when it got marked for sale yeah
that's the day that they like got rid of it i guess i don't know when it was marked for sale. Yeah, that's the day that they got rid of it, I guess.
I don't know what that means, marked for sale.
It doesn't say sold.
You know what I mean?
It's not like it just said they marked it for sale.
Link for Spacecam.
Let's see where that takes me.
Anyways, there's 5,937,500 XTH left in the cold wallet in North America.
Oh, that's what they did.
So today they unlocked.
How come this isn't keeping up with it?
Oh, it must be a 30-day time lock or whatever.
So there'll be a million more XCH.
Oh, no.
Wait, what the fuck?
What's going on here? So they marked a million.
So a million is coming out of one of the cold wallets,
and it's going into one of the warm wallets.
Yeah, I've just clicked on those SpaceGan links,
and the latest one, 22nd, shows unspent and all the ones
before it shows are spent.
The status on Space Gun.
Okay.
So everything
before yesterday has been sold.
So they have
17 million
coins left
totaling $154 million.
So they still got lots of fucking runway left.
We are far from the bottom.
I'm going to be completely honest with you.
This isn't even FUD.
This is just the truth.
As long as CNI is selling XCH,
we're fucked.
They have fucking 17 million tokens.
They can just keep doing this forever.
And like, they might not necessarily be dumping it onto the retail market,
but like, it's eventually got to be filtering its way out.
But like, at the same time,
who's going to buy 2 million fucking tokens or whatever,
and fucking just watch their money turn to dust?
Like, it looks like $37 million worth of tokens.
Like, you're just going to go and just fucking burn $37 million
on a token that goes to fucking zero?
I don't feel like that makes sense.
And there's no way that the retail is keeping this up.
Well, maybe.
$480,000.
Well, if you look at all the days, it's like once a week, roughly.
Twice sometimes.
22nd, 15th.
Like the 15th of the 22nd is only what, fucking six days?
Seven days.
Yeah, that's a week.
Third to the 8th is only fucking five days.
Like, I mean, yeah, once, twice a week sometimes.
Four to five times a month, yeah.
So, I mean, this is like, this is just the truth.
Half a million at a time, so that's what, two and a half mil?
But, like, what other company fucking tells you?
Like, is Richard Hart's not coming out and being like,
I'm putting
billion hex on the market today.
Yeah.
So at least you know that it's a down market.
Like, you can play this market to down.
Like, if you're sad that it's a down market,
well, fuck, she is telling you that they're
basically fucking...
basically fucking,
yeah, the market's down because we're fucking
Yeah, the market's down because we're fucking
gonna sell this shit. Like,
gonna sell this shit.
you should be
shorting.
If we're selling. Like, what the fuck?
And I mean, like,
they're only getting 480,000
out of 50,000 XCH.
Like, the
number is dwindling.
At one point, they were selling
50,000 XCH for almost
$2 million.
Back in January,
50,000 was almost
$1 million.
Beginning of the year, yeah
Yeah
Yeah, there's one in November
2024, one million
December
On fucking Christmas Eve
There's another million
You know, Berkeley Compute actually got Two fucking December on fucking Christmas Eve, there's another million.
You know, Berkeley Compute actually got two fucking... I was going to say, that marked the subtotal other,
I think that's all Berkeley Compute,
and the loan to the market maker.
No, not the loan, sorry, just Berkeley Compute.
But yeah, there's one on the 23rd of January, 965,000.
So, like, I i mean that's substantial that would fucking wipe out our fucking things i don't know like i don't know who they're selling
it to it's not it's not just going directly to retail unless they're doing it in very small
clips consistently all the time but even you'd think slippage would just
fuck everything up.
I don't know who's
absorbing that.
That's not really FUD either.
That's just honest fucking...
That's just what's in front of me here.
I don't know. Maybe Chia's being...
Like, CNI's being too fucking honest
with the fucking pre-farm.
Definitely Like, CNI's being too fucking honest with the fucking pre-farm. Definitely real.
Well, I mean, I was just reading one of the comments that you pinned above,
and they're like, yeah, they said that the pre-farm was because of,
well, the reason that the pre-farm was being sold was due to the IPO back then.
Now it's being sold due to Permuto.
So, what comes
next?
Listen, when
people are saying the goalposts are being
moved, they're not lying.
We went from
$100 billion of equity in the
trust to fucking
$10 million
or some shit.
It's not FUD.
That's true.
Maybe it's FUD.
I don't know.
I think they get $1 of any of this shit.
They're lucky.
So for me, it's all fucking good.
You know what I mean?
You're just telling companies to give up their fucking money.
It's hard.
But yeah, you know, give up their fucking money. It's hard. But,
yeah,
you know,
it had maybe Chia IPO'd in 2022,
2023 or 2024.
We wouldn't be talking about any of this shit.
It feels like this has been four years of them trying to do this.
And then all of a sudden at the last minute,
they get completely fucking sidelined.
You can say it's bullish. you can say it's bullish you
can say it's bearish i can say pretty safely it was never meant to pump any of our fucking bags
anyways so like think about it what happens if chia ipos let's be honest here chia ipos that
means they sell shares so you guys are just all bullish on going and buying fucking more shit.
So you're just basically bullish on going to spend more money.
Okay.
Because that's what IPO is.
It's an initial public offering.
So we're all bullish on them taking more of our money.
Like,
has anybody even fucking said anything about like,
maybe you want to save some dry powder for
buying ipo if there ever is one i think it was rather by acd season on an ipo i mean
because very few of us are involved in the stock market i've never owned a stock besides i've said
this on an early space,
when my dad took me to a bank when I was a kid,
made me open a bank or building society account.
This is in the 90s before deregulation was happening
and people were getting windfalls.
But I've never actually owned a stock
like on the stock market in my life.
Me neither.
I have like mutual funds
and I have RESPs and RRSPs and shit like that.
But I don't have technically any just stocks or IPOs or any of that.
So it's not necessarily the easiest thing to get into.
But... Before I got into crypto crypto i did look into it you know obviously some of these trading apps and whatnot um that try you know downloaded them signed up
whatever blah blah blah and then realized yeah this isn't for me so shadow trading
like it's a, it's a good...
exercise to consider.
Well, what if this IPO
never fucking happens?
What do we do then?
What's up, Drac?
You guys do what you're doing.
You diversify.
You work the angles of the World Meme Championships, the app.
That's what you do.
You earn it.
You work it.
You diversify.
You don't lean everything all into one bag.
You guys are doing it.
Drack, you know what it is, though?
You see it from
our point of view.
Like mine and Nas''. I'm with you, man.
Dude, I've always considered
C&I the enemy since
they told me not to put marmots on chain
four fucking years ago.
We can be cordial, but I know
what's up, man.
Me and Gene have a love-hate relationship you know what i mean like we uh we it's almost like he's like blockchain dad but uh well it's because you're not a dick about it like i'm not really
though you know what i mean like you can be truthful and not an asshole and it can still hurt
you know what i mean it can still stick but that's that's usually like any conversation worth having usually isn't easy that they don't
go together you know what i mean so you're just being honest dude i think that i think
you we have to have that we have to have that yes we'd be lost without it and and dude that's what
i mean like i've always been bullish on the Chia community.
It's always been the strongest thing.
The social consensus has always been my play.
And that goes, and, like, you can look back to all the things that I've done in blockchain,
and I back, I kind of, like, I put my money where my mouth is.
I was one of the first ones to go in on Dexibucks.
I was one of the first ones to go in on Spacebucks. I was was one of the first ones to go in on space bucks i was
the first one to fucking say marmot coin was cool i was dude i remember when people on cheer were
like nfts are stupid and i was like okay let's go get rugged on fucking nfts on finance and fucking
you guys will see how stupid they really are you know like yeah dude that's what i mean like i i
have been ahead of the curve when it comes to the Chia blockchain. Like this, I don't know if it's like a lot of people are green in the space or they just
don't get it.
But like a lot of people just sit there and they kind of feel like,
well,
if Gene and fucking Bram and Trent and all these guys don't do anything,
then we're all fucked.
Yeah.
But I mean,
that's the gamble.
I don't know. Maybe that's the, well, I mean, if you the gamble. I don't know, maybe.
Well, I mean, if you're just going to sit around and wait, then yeah.
You can sit around and wait for sack daddy, or in the meantime, you can bust your ass trying to find your way.
I think the gang does it right.
I think everybody to a degree is hoping and waiting sure
but christ there's so much more industry out there than just crypto there is so much more that this
group is fully capable of pulling you know like people pay ridiculous amounts of money
to just get good insight and bring a product to market faster than somebody
else can right like you guys as a collective can and do do that so you know wait a bit and have a
bit of a bag but christ lean on what you guys have is your skill and your talent and put it to use
outside of crypto as well yeah yeah i wish more people would
have that mentality man there's a lot of like you know like dude i find so much similarities
between the hexicans and some of the people in the chia community sometimes and that's on both
sides whether they like love hex or hate hex or whether they love chia or hate chiax, or whether they love Chia or hate Chia. It's just the same
fucking thing, but a different...
It's like the same pile-ish, it's the same
smelling shit, but it's just two different piles.
Well, it's the same ignorance,
right? A lot of people aren't
as tech-savvy as
the general population of the
Chia community, right?
There's a...
There's a higher understanding of of you know the things that
matter so yeah there's like it's kind of cool because like on the hexagon side you have like
a kind of the idea of like they understand defy they have the more of the money side of it where
like the tech side they have absolutely fucking retarded too but like on chia it's like the tech side they kind of got but like the money side they're
fucking kind of retarded too you know what i mean and i'm part of that group too man i had to go and
leave chia in order to actually learn how retarded i was like you gotta sometimes you got to go and
look from the outside looking back in to realize what
the fuck is actually going on and i'm super fucking glad i did that because now i can like
kind of see chia through unfoggy lenses and we can agree to disagree on a lot of the things that i say
but like i've been here fucking forever and i've all and i've been right the entire time like
that's what really fucks me up is like i don't even want to be right sometimes
like sometimes i wish i was wrong you know it would really say all of us i wish the goose was
wrong way more often but you're you're fucking not dude i wish i was wrong too that's the problem
is like i wish i was proven wrong like prove me wrong and make me look like an idiot like a rich idiot you know i'm just so
used to the nickel and dime game at this point i don't feel like anybody except for the homies
and myself are gonna pump the bags at this point like i can trust the people in this room more than
i can trust anybody else and that's fucking terrible. But it's not necessarily trust, it's just that there are
different motives too, right?
CNI is not obligated to give a shit about
us. They're only obligated
to do what is in their best interest.
That's a good point. And so
we're waiting for a ghost
if we're waiting for them to actually
put us as priority. That's never going to be the case.
It's just not. That's not what to be the case. It's just not.
That's not what they're here for.
They like it.
They enjoy the community for sure.
And there's benefits in back scratching that goes both ways.
But at no point are we going to get anything handed to us
more than a pat on the back and some camaraderie
and some good networking and some opportunity
that is left on the table for people to take advantage of however they see fit.
But that's it.
That's it.
You can't wait around for a bag to go up.
And how dare you FUD Pump Daddy Gene.
It's going to take us to Valhalla, you son of a bitch.
It's going to take us to Valhalla, you son of a bitch.
Like, listen, I hope, and if I'm going to follow somebody
and hope that I'm going to follow somebody who's got a proven track record
and is accessible, approachable, you know, for what we know, transparent.
Like, I mean, there's way bigger shitheads we could be following.
And we could go back out into the adversarial worlds of Eathland
and we could go try to pump those bags and chase this.
Like, really?
Sure.
The option's there.
Go for it.
But you and I both know it's not going to be nearly as comfortable,
albeit maybe more profitable.
But riskier, all of that shit, all the adversarial.
I don't know, man.
I say be in the community here
and just start building off of what's already here because it's definitely not a bag going up
that's going to do it. It's things like T-Money's doing, like taking what he gets from this group
and applying it to real life making the connection turning things
into opportunities not waiting for a bag it's never gonna happen not the way
that we all hope it's going to I dude I never thought she was gonna see and I
was gonna pump my like they're gonna pump their own bags for their own bags
it's just the way I look at it.
Well, they have different motives.
They have different goals.
They're not the same as us.
You're never going to change it.
We could sit here and hope all we want that they want what we want and we want what they want.
That's just not the case.
It's not.
We play in NFT land and a little bit of finance
and we're all trying to do set ourselves up they play with hey um fucking microsoft's on the phone
foods come on like we don't we're not built the same and and it's it's you know we'll get trickle down
uh benefits as we do now um it's the worst fud club ever man they're scamming everybody and
they're narking themselves out to fucking the sec baby you ever watched anybody so elegantly
just nark themselves out.
Dude, that's one of my favorite things about
some of the FUD is like,
these guys are cheering on the SEC.
Meanwhile, Chia is like
trying to like work with them. It's not like
the SEC needs to go after Chia.
Chia is willingly coming to them.
It's like, you guys are calling that a scam.
What the fuck is going on here?
Do you guys even know what a fucking scam is?
That's not what it looks like.
When I went on those Pulse chain tours last summer, oh my god.
I mean, I didn't even know what to say to some people.
If you say the words SEC in the Pulse community, you're likely to get doxxed and swatted.
Over here, we use it so
frequently and so openly, it's like,
you guys forget where we are, man.
You say that shit in the nitty-gritty
crypto streets and people start fucking getting
police showing up at their
doors for no reason.
But, yeah,
it's just crazy to think that some people think
she is a scam even though
they're like openly fucking admitting to all of their shit it's like what the fuck is yeah it's
not a scam but you know dude like i've you have to be careful who you're like so there's a lot of
people that can be knowledgeable about tech numbers charts whatever but there is a vast
majority of those people that have probably never started a business,
never failed a business,
never, never, never, things, things, things.
In all of that, you learn that nothing ever goes perfect.
Gene and all of them could be heading one way.
Next month, it could be totally...
There's nothing guaranteed.
Nothing is guaranteed other than your own actions that's it we can't you can't you can't assume that their plan will go as they
plan it you can't assume their plan is in any way anything to do with what we have an interest in
it's just it's just not the reality of it so you have to the GUI talks about this you know with like blank
canvas and all these you have to take the opportunities we have here and make something
of it that's all that seems like they're not required to give us anything but what they are
doing and Gene and them are doing and we've seen it time and time again is laying opportunity in
front of us and if there's something there and you can identify and make something out of it
then they'll support but that's on us it's not them it's on them to lay out all the tools like it's
just it's on us so i wish that and and i'm not disagreeing with you or anything like i i'm with
you on on the price and the bullshit and and it sucks but there is so much talent in the group that C&I, to me, and the length of time it would take for us all to end up where we got bumper yachts, seems to me that's going to be a longer time than if this group mass coordinated in a way that was real world effective, then you would see grotesque amounts
of return way faster than you're ever going to see from a fucking coin from CNI. Personally,
that's what I believe. But it would take, you know, there are talented people in the Tang gang
that don't realize even how their skill sets as
memers, for example, can be applied to, you know, real world consulting in a sense.
If you harness it, you focus it, you team it up the right way, you package it right.
This, you could make easily three, four, five teams of like effective teams and tackle any sort of real world problem tech software pitch
but that's a really difficult thing to do but there's more value in the tang gang and the chia
community and both of them together than than any fucking xch coins going to give you in the next five years, my opinion.
It's going to be a battle, man.
Nobody said that hard drive mining was going to be easy.
In fact, if you ever go and do any older research
of hard drive mining, they tell you not to fucking do it.
But hey, listen, we're here.
Yeah, no, there's...
Dude, it's...
It's crazy to see some of the things that people say.
I don't go on the Chia Discord too much.
I've been banned there numerous times,
so I try not to frequent it.
Not for fudding too much.
Usually just posting stupid memes.
Just fucking not being serious at all, ever.
Talking back to the mods quite
often. Doesn't sound like you.
eh, whatever.
They just gotta fucking learn who I
am in there and realize fucking
what's going on, but
I don't know. It's not Twitter, so it's
their Discord. They can do what they want with it.
But yeah,
I go and frequent some of the like
mad max discord some of the pool discords actually speaking of pools man pools are fucking hurting
right now that like this is who i feel sorry for is like the farmers the ogs who have been here
since 1500 even though they should have never looked at it as 1500 in the first place but like
the guys that have been like with chia the longest the longest seems to be taking the most brunt of all of the weight.
Like, if you've been here since mainnet launch,
you are hurting the unit, man.
Just praying for a win at this point.
It's going to have to be a pretty big win.
We need a win, man.
Like, dude, I think at this point people would be happy
with just a couple green candles
something to rally behind
you know
it's a hard one to say
because you know as soon as candles spike
bags are going to sell it's going to come right back down
well and here's the thing
people don't realize this
CNI is not being the exit liquidity for anybody.
They're not putting up fucking Richard Hart liquidity pools.
They're not burning liquidity.
They're not fucking burning XCH.
They're not putting up Merkle campaigns.
They're not doing none of that shit.
So we have to do it.
We need them to sell their fucking tokens so we can be better at it.
I mean, realistically,
they probably do need to sell more tokens,
just so other investors in the space
have clarity and composure.
If you look at the holder,
the way the holder list kind of goes down,
we went through it on Sunday in my other space.
I think just after you left,
I went over it with Steve,
but the distribution of
Chia is not the greatest.
I've seen better, for sure.
It's not the worst, but it's not the greatest.
It's
kind of so-so. So we need
to definitely improve on that. I feel
like they're not done with their projects.
They have lots more to go, man. They have 17
plus million
tokens left i mean it's their blockchain as long as they have that pre-farm they own it man and
there's like they they're slowly losing their grip the lower the price goes the more pre-farm
they have to sell like eventually 50 000 i mean you can't have chia at it you can't be selling 50,000 xch at a dollar
because then you're just only getting 50,000 dollars so i mean i feel like we're bottomed out
here sort of almost six dollars six dollars and pray and that'll kind of be like i mean because
at six dollars you're looking at fucking selling
50,000 XCH for what?
$250,000 a clip.
So I mean, at the current rate, they'd be burning through pre-farm at like almost fucking
a hundred thousand a week or more, 200,000 a week.
Eventually they're going to run out of fucking pre-farm.
I mean, is that bullish or bearish?
I feel like that gives opportunity for other people
that have been here for the entire time so i mean like we're still
looking good as far as i'm concerned you're just gonna have to time the bottom a little
bit better than you probably had hoped when you first got in like that's the only thing like
you're gonna have to really power this one through. But, I mean, it's all relative to if you own more XCH and lower the prices,
you still own that much XCH.
Thank God for liquidity.
But, yeah, man, we need a win over here.
If there's any relevance to FUD Club, it's just we, like, listen,
the Tang Gang
is out here winning every day, Drek.
It would be nice to see Gene
and the homies and see and I pull
a win too for once.
It's nice when everybody's winning
because I feel like they're missing out on the wins
too and that's kind of hurting everybody.
I feel like they're feeling the pressure
and the more that they don't pull through
the more they're going to feel the pressure
and it's bad for everybody so you know it would be nice for them to catch a win too
just somewhere somehow get a win um i like i mean they and they have had wins in the past they
they've the cad trust is rolling and shit maybe it's not as big as a thing as they've said
maybe the the current administration maybe it's more set up for a better administration
in the united states like uh dusty had mentioned the other day you know the current administration
in the states isn't very carbon friendly so you're not going to have a very good carbon market
right like the rest of the world's not going to talk about it if america is not talking about it
but if you get maybe a more democratic another democrat and it might change the narrative and that's also just
America like the rest of the world kind of
I mean in Canada we love our carbon
credits so you know that
all of our shit's being traded on there
all our money
just need a win man
I don't think it's like unreasonable
to expect Gene and these guys to catch a win
eventually I just feel like you know how long can we put square pegs in the round holes for I don't think it's like unreasonable to expect Gene and these guys to catch a win. Eventually. Like,
I just feel like,
you know,
how long can we put square pegs in the round holes for?
Cause that's what it felt like we've been doing for the last three years.
Apparently just at the last minute, it's like,
Oh yeah.
Just to remind you,
this peg doesn't fit in this hole.
It's like,
what the fuck,
man?
I don't understand any of that shit.
I know you don't understand any of it either, Drak, so.
No, not all the finance stuff, man, but.
I don't get it.
I guess what I mean, I can never talk to it.
I don't really care to.
It doesn't interest me at all.
Like, I can speak to the crypto side of it,
and I know you can too a little bit, but, like, I feel like, you know, eventually it would be cool if Chia tried the crypto thing, maybe.
Like, I don't know how far they can go with it.
But it would be nice to see some kind of play.
You know what I mean?
I just feel like we haven't seen the move yet.
Like, we've been waiting for a move. And, like, I'm just like, you know what I mean? I just feel like I haven't, we haven't seen the move yet. Like, we've been waiting for a move, and, like, I'm just, like, you know
what I mean? Like, when you're, like, it's like watching those
fucking videos online that, like, don't have an ending,
where you're, like, they're, like, sitting there,
like, you're, like, sitting there waiting for them to cut the cake
for, like, ten minutes, and they just keep, like, going to
cut the cake, but, like, then they fucking
put the knife down again, and then they start talking
for another two minutes, and then they go to cut the cake again,
and it's, like, what the fuck, man? When are we gonna get our fucking cake, dude? Like, cut the fucking cake again, and then they start talking for another two minutes, and then they go to cut the cake again, and it's like, what the fuck, man? When are we gonna get our
fucking cake, dude? Like, cut the
fucking cake already, like...
So that's just kind of, like, the
feeling that I've been getting lately. It'd be nice just to
have a little slice of cake.
I ate cake tonight.
Dude, I had cake yesterday
with Goosey's party
and cupcakes, too. Fuck, they're too sweet,
man. I'm not a sweets guy anymore.
I'm not like I used to be. Yeah, no, me neither.
Every once in a while, like a good
airhead or something classic.
Like some Nibs or something, but I'm not like
too much of a sweet, sweet guy anymore.
Like pastries and stuff
like that, donuts.
I always feel like Nibs is one
of those brands that should have been spelled with a K
in front of the end. works if nibs were done with a K you'd be like okay
canibs in your head anyway solid Fuck. It's all we need.
Just give me and Drac a bag of nibs. Canibs.
And Cheeto Stain Track Pants
and we'll fucking build blockchain.
Listen, it's only a matter of time
before the Cheap blockchain is renamed to Pulp Chain.
At this rate.
You know what would be really cool, though?
If we could get C&I selling their
fucking pre-farm into our bags, that would be so dope, it's like, hey C&I, why don't you run like
five, six hundred XCH through fucking, they're like, you know what I mean, like, come sell us
some of your XCH for fuck's sakes, we can't buy a lot, but we'll take a couple hundred, you know,
fucking put the homies up Put out some of those offer files
Right?
Put out some of those pre-farm offer files, baby
I want to get some of that pre-farm in my wallet, man
I might actually fucking consider getting some pre-farm
I just recently got a taste for botting in my mouth So, yeah, yeah, sounds like it Do you like some pre-farm. I just recently got a taste for botting in my mouth, so yeah.
Yeah, sounds like it.
Do you like some pre-farm coins in your wallet, dude?
Just to even say, like, look at these 25
pre-farm coins over there.
Special coins.
They've been touched by the grace of the pre-farm.
There's a whole thing on other
chains about that, eh?
About, like, the provenance of specific coins and the value of them because of how they've either been split or transferred.
And it was, say, you know, an original, you know, held by founder or whatever.
There's an entire market for that out there in other crypto lands.
People freak out over, this was know this this is only the second
person ever to touch this coin before me was so and so and they pay more for it it's like
you realize that things like not an actual real thing right like you get it's it's
internet magic money but they pay more for it i don't know that dude that's a huge thing in nfts
the provenance of NFTs.
Yeah, I know.
I get it, but there's artwork there.
I'm talking, these are just like coins.
It's like...
That's a fair point, yeah.
You know, the artwork and the effort
and the creation that goes into an NFT
is totally different than a coin's provenance,
which I guess maybe I just don't understand it.
Maybe it means something more to somebody else,
but when I think of it, it doesn't make sense to me.
It seems very,
you know,
the Arab Emirates, I paid more
because my license plate only has two
digits, kind of thing.
Anyways, what I'm trying
to say is, it's all a rug and it's going
to zero, and this is FUD Club,
22-hour space,
resetting the room, it's been about an hour.
If anybody wants to come up,
shoot the shit.
I think I got, like, two hours left before Ed
starts.
So we can either change up the FUD Club,
we can do something else.
Hey, bro, did you go get your direct theme?
Oh, no, dude.
I haven't picked up any of those themes yet.
I probably missed out on the Tangang ones already.
No, I think he can suck it.
Maybe not, I don't know.
Yeah, assuming I can go and do that, I might go and do that.
Grab some themes.
They work on mobile.
I'll go buy the NFT either way.
I'm not sure.
I didn't ask about mobile, actually.
I'm not sure.
I'll go buy the NFTs at least I don't know
that's not a big deal
I think I have to connect my wallet
send me your address
I've got some
already I'll send you one
oh okay cool that works
if anybody wants to come up
bring some FUD
vent
about Richard Hart
whatever man we can fucking
talk about all the blockchains here this is
Tangang centric man
if anybody wants to come up and bitch about
Jesse Pollock
Brian Armstrong
fucking Rasha Shakan I don't give a shit.
This is FUD Club Edition, 22 hour space, oh here comes Steve.
Here we go.
Another one of those Chia OGs.
Good evening Steve.
Hey, how's it going?
Oh, it could be better, you know, be ten thousand dollars right now i was trying to stay on theme ten ten thousand dollars is what i just paid for
a new roof on my house or that's the first payment yeah sorry actually because that's what i want to
bitch about is new had to get a new roof had to get new gutters and
now my water heater today is shot oh bro i went through that i didn't replace the roof it's the
shittiest thing ever man i'm sorry you have to deal with that that sucks well insurance is paying
most of the roof so that's not too bad oh man they wouldn't cover any of mine insurance came out
this is what they did they got up on the roof we had a hurricane
whatever come through and they were like yeah you lost i don't remember what it was say 100 and some
shingles that and and i was like sweet so you'll replace this you know they're like no no we'll
just replace the hundred and some whatever shingles that was it that was like what and it was so bad
And it was so bad, I just ended up, I had to pay out of pocket $10,000 for a new roof.
i just ended up i had to pay out of pocket 10 grand for a new roof it was terrible
It was terrible.
Glad that it's covered for you, dude.
Yeah.
All that home stuff, man.
Heaters, roofs, water damage.
Ugh, the worst.
Yeah, I guess when I replaced the roof, like, you know, I had, well, you don't know.
My water heater is fucking in my attic on the second floor for some reason.
So there's like a roof vent. And when they messed with the roof vent, I guess they wiggled enough stuff that the rusted ass water heater started leaking.
So I got to get a new one of those too.
I got to get a new one of those too.
That's what I was dealing with yesterday before my OX Basic.
I was trying to get water out of the subfloor.
It was all wet, and I was trying to dry that out and all that kind of crap.
But I got it.
Shop vac worked really good.
I'm trying to finish my bathroom right now i had to rip it apart because i i kept getting a frozen
pipe in the winter and i had multiple contractors in to look at it i had an idea where it was
tried to be handy a few times dude i had new heaters installed in the basement i had all this
work i spent thousands dealing with this frozen and then one day i started you know tearing apart
the bathroom i was like no this doesn't it was a piece of plastic that was like venting the the air
a certain way that was leaking through the sill and it was freezing it dude it was such a pain in
the ass it was unbelievable like oh so much work to find out it was like oh i could have just done that and fixed the problem
i hate home repairs man oh they always they always get bigger very quick
yeah water's the worst man especially in your attic shit eh like at least yeah in the basement it's you know it's already
at its lowest point but christ in the attic it's got everywhere to go down but the way i noticed
it was in the downstairs bathroom which is below it i was gonna go take a shower i was like what
the hell's on the ceiling and it's like oh shit that's water and then I went around into the kitchen it's leaking through the pantry and oh shit so yeah fun times
be even more fun if she it was $10,000 and then I called plumbers today and
they're like I can't get there for another month. And another one was like, it'll be at least a week.
And then other ones don't even call you back.
So you look, Steve can't even get contractors to his house, man.
How can we expect any responses from the SEC ever, man?
Like this is just unreasonable.
But hopefully everything turns out well for you, Steve. This is just unreasonable. But hopefully everything turns out well
for you, Steve. I don't know. I think plumbers might be
worth more than...
Good point.
Fair, fair.
True.
The trades are undervalued, I feel
like. That's a good point.
Very highly undervalued at this
point. Kids don't want to do
it. I don't want to do it. Fuck,
I'd break my back.
Being bent over in those weird, awkward
positions and carrying all that fucking weight,
man. Jesus Christ, that's a man's job.
I'm a goose.
Right? Like, how do you expect a goose to carry all of that up the stairs
and into the attic just no it's not gonna work man the uh logistics just don't make sense
i was born for ten thousand dollar geo and you know
being force fed
corn based
alternatives so that my liver is nice
and fatty
it's kind of
my thing
I'm working on
a theme right now
that might end up being an NFT theme
maybe Working on a theme right now that might end up being an NFT theme.
Maybe.
Oh, man.
NFT themes are the new gopher economy.
Yeah.
Hanggang and Drack both have one, so I got to get one in there, right?
I feel like there needs to be a goose theme now.
Yeah.
Definitely needs to be a goose theme.
Fuck, man.
You guys are gonna make me have to do things.
Hey, crate's working.
Dude, I haven't minted an NFT collection In almost two years Well
It's just polished from here now
All mechanics are working
Like dude the last one that I minted
Was with you Drac
It was fucking Gooskins
How long ago was that now
It was a while ago
And then we did Alpha Gooses too didn't we
Yeah we did
That was the Gooskins one there.
That was the...
The ones with the side profile
with the capes and stuff?
Yeah.
And they changed colors.
Yeah, those ones.
Yeah, that was fun.
That was a good one.
I still have CLI
tortoises done.
And I got to... Yeah, that one's fun too. I still have CLI tortoises like done and I gotta yeah
that one's fun too
am I first
yeah dude I was like waiting I've been waiting for that
when I was gonna say where the fuck are the turtles
dude the artist and I are doing
a space in the 222 here
I think uh
tomorrow
Delph launch Delph launch maybe tomorrow.
Delft launch.
Delft launch.
Maybe.
Maybe. I remember...
Wait until the 9th and everybody's...
Yeah, wait until the 9th
when everybody gets their pulse airdrop
and then you could just fucking drop it
on pulse chain or some bullshit.
Yeah.
Notbots on tomorrow as well
with Ken Griggs. That's going to be cool.
NotBot. Yeah.
The QR codes.
Watermarks.
I don't know how bullish I am on that.
Kind of seems like a
thing. Oh no, man.
It's solid. It's so nice.
Do you understand how it works?
Do you want me to explain it?
Sure. No, I don't understand how it works? Do you want me to explain it? Sure. No, I don't understand
how it works. I fucking don't care about it.
So think of this. At a base level, proof of
human, right? Proof of human would solve
a lot of problems.
And proof of human's hard because
you would think traditionally you'd
need some verifying body, and then, you know,
yadda yadda, what about them?
So on and so forth.
So a passport is a really great place to verify somebody's human because governments aren't in the business of handing out passports to just whoever, right? It's to a human who's a citizen, who's,
you know, they've already done all this vetting, which costs a shitload of money.
In your passport passport you know how
when you use your passport at an airport or on an app it's uh it's like take a picture of it or
whatever and then sometimes there's like the nfc scan so what notbot does is it scans the nfc inside
the passport so all of it you know you are a human and the government is taking care of all
that cost for not bought they've even taken care of the cost of enforcing it and everything right
like the government's it's already there so not bought uses their their app through the device
to scan the nfc and get the information now all your personal information is on that nfc right but
it's encoded obviously it's encrypted so that not just anybody can tap your whatever but the the as
far as i understand the way it works is the the decryption code or whatever method they're using
is in that numbering system that's on the front-facing part
that you normally take a picture of with your picture and your info
and then that number and usually some sort of scribbly whatever.
So that being that you can take a picture and scan the NFC
and it's a passport that proves you're human,
they in their app have made it so that they take
all that information and then use it with
the secure enclave of your phone and ultimately end up being able to,
within their app, prove you're human based on your passport,
which is completely vetted and enforced by governments and so on.
It's a sure way,
about as sure as you're probably going to
get on the retail level, at least to proving that you are at least a person. And then so in the app,
you can also say because, you know, you've got your birth date and so on tied to your passport.
So it can, you know, the data knows how old you are, for example. So you could then say,
know the data knows how old you are for example so you could then say i am a human and i'm
definitely over 19 and you could leave it at that in one profile you could have another profile
that's like i'm human i'm over 19 and i'm male so you could basically choose the degrees
of how much information you want to release about yourself, all within your control, all verified without NotBot ever needing to store anything.
They have nothing on you, zero.
They don't track you.
There's no, this sits here temporarily, nothing.
The passport proves you're human just by way of having one.
NotBot uses the information in the passport
to basically store that securely within your phone,
your phone only, and then uses that system, their proprietary system somewhere in that chain to allow you
to prove that you're of age to watch porn, for example.
But in that, it's not just you that, say, is an end user.
From a business standpoint, standpoint again let's just use
the porn industry is a bad example but you know for obvious age reasons it's
it's an easy example but in that case they also remove an enormous amount of
liability from those companies so you could say let's userak as an example. I could have two completely different lines of content for ages 19 below, ages 19 and above.
You know, 19 above is, you know, the two things we do in Drak is fighting and fucking, right?
And then in below 19, it's, you know, cute cuddly cats and look, we're going on adventures and learning about blockchain.
Below 19, it's, you know, cute, cuddly cats.
And look, we're going on adventures and learning about blockchain.
I don't have to worry about storing and vetting information about those users.
I can just tell whether they're fucking human or not.
So there's bots dealt with.
And then I can tell whether they're 19 or older or under or not.
So there's liability gone.
So then stretch that into a whole bunch of other industries that, know I'm too stupid to understand but I can see
the implication of this just I mean it's the best way to prove that you're human that I've seen
anyway as far as crypto and these sort of things go so anyway that's the gist of it dude that's
kind of cool I didn't realize I didn't store anything that was it's nice to hear
yeah yeah you're completely a little bit more into it it's just on you your device your passport
they don't have anything on you not zero yeah
interesting yeah it's pretty cool stuff it says it's a really good step in a direction that will
just open up a bunch of doors to people going oh i can use that for this that makes sense and then
it becomes more of a solution for more it's it's a i don't know if you'd call it a primitive but
it's a really good foundational a good foundation for building many other cool things that probably
people haven't thought about yet that will come in time, you know?
Cool.
Yeah, no, I'm down for it.
I just never really paid attention.
I don't, you know me, man.
Yeah, that's cool.
And I'm veering away from this face.
Fuck to you.
Fuck to you.
What am I going to do?
What am I going to do with that?
I'll figure it out eventually.
Maybe one day. I'm just my bag. Maybe there'll figure it out eventually. Maybe one day.
Maybe there'll be a token or something I can buy.
Anyways, Ed jumped up.
D-Gen's jumping up.
What's going on there, gents?
D-Gen's taking forever.
There he is.
Welcome to Chia,
where everything fucking sucks.
Welcome to Fun Club
725. Chia, where everything fucking sucks. Welcome to Fun Club 25.
Yes, Waffles.
$5.00 Chia was cool.
Wait till $0.99 Chia.
Yes, baby.
Oh, dude, I have...
Oh, man.
You're on the FOMO train now,
baby. 99
cent Chia is the FOMO
buy.
He missed 99 cent Chia.
You miss life.
Liberty. I had a realization
today, foods.
I shouldn't have paired Netcoin to
such a shitcoin like Chia.
It's the only thing to go.
Fucking straight down coin.
Straight down into the right coin.
Yeah.
We need a win, dude.
We could catch a win.
That'd be nice.
But you guys all want to go to Solana?
I said a win, not fucking
further chromosomes.
Yeah.
I want to hang out
with the homies, not the chromies.
Dude, this is the shitty thing.
There's really, literally nothing better.
Go fucking buy Ondo Finance if you feel like getting fucking rugged like they're gonna
maybe build a blockchain one day
and then they're gonna ICO the IPO just like fucking chia's doing anyway so you're just
gonna get caught up in the exact same fucking bullshit as before. If you're not the exit liquidity, you're not the exit liquidity, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
Like, pretty much you are the exit liquidity, so just fucking nut up.
Nut it up, boys.
The true exit liquidity was the friends we made along the way.
Exactly, yeah.
Yeah, the 10,000x was the friends we made along the way at least
we're suck man dude dude dj we we had left you man we were fucking clear and gone and then we
got sucked right back into this shit thought i had left chia And then we just went to Richard's Heartland and it was even worse.
Fuck, I got
it. It wasn't worse.
I'm fucked with my own self now.
I don't know, man.
Maybe we should just go take over ETH
proof of work.
Yeah, Tangent will be happy.
That fucking cuck.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, Tangent was all up in that shit.
Oh, never mind.
Tezos? H-bar?
Fuck, I don't know, man.
It's all just VC-backed bullshit.
I have a confession to make.
I have a coin-fession, Foots.
I am
secretly the one running the account
Kwan Pei Kwan Kumbachabob
that keeps saying the Permuda
fairy tale is over. Welcome to
reality.
I'm the fodder all along.
I fucking knew it sounded like you.
Dude, I got some serious fucking testimonials in here, man.
If you guys want to hear some fucking testimonials from this fucking discord that I'm in.
I've been reading them out verbatim fucking in the space.
I started off with one.
I got a bunch more.
There's one right here.
You guys want to read it?
You guys want to read it? You guys want to read
some Chia Fun? You guys want
story time?
Oh, fuck.
You guys want this story?
Do it.
Do it?
Okay, I might get in trouble for reading some of this
shit. I'll probably end up getting banned, but whatever.
We'll read more of these verbatim.
I'm not going to say from who this is, but we'll just read it.
I don't feel like they have planned anything.
They are so full of self-conviction.
They do not even think of different routes and solutions.
And this is speaking about CNI, by the way, for anybody wondering.
First in mind, and just starting the hypo i should also
notice this english is not a disguise first language um there is zero reason why someone
should turn 90 degree one step in front of the finish line i wouldn't wonder i wouldn't even
wonder if the whole idea to the new route was a spontaneous thought gene had one drunken night
someone can bring a product
in the market and later still change it
if one route does not work for whatever reason.
It should have been clear before the announcement.
It's called
marketing a bulletproof plan.
Like the shit planning
with ACHs.
Gene has an idea,
does a mock, Gene announces it,
and then they start to figure out if it's even allowed and what the conditions are.
How stupid can it be?
C&I.
Yes.
And for the luxury thingy, I wouldn't wonder if they sold the company an unreachable dream.
Then they present it and the company, what the fuck is this shit?
Oh my god.
I couldn't even understand half of that shit.
That's a drunken rant
to be honest with you.
That's the kind of stuff
I see and read all day.
I'm bullish now, baby.
Dude, are you not more bullish after reading that?
Wasn't that a mouthful, too?
Like, somebody took the time to actually write that shit.
I'm in there, like, trying to tell these guys.
I can hear the Discord notification sound in the background, which makes it more bullish.
It's fucking, like, what the fuck, dude?
That's why I don't go on Discord.
Well, except for this one Discord.
This is fun, man.
It's fucking way better than hanging out with you
chuckle fucks all day.
Having to deal with the raw, raw fucking
chia shit.
Going here, at least these guys are telling it like it is.
Did you get welcomed back in the fucking Discord?
I thought you were kicked out of the fucking Discord for a while, dude.
For good measure.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, I am not in the CNI Discord.
I got kicked out of there by Morbites.
And then I just never went back.
I was like, do you know who the fuck I am?
And then I just started memeing, dude.
I was just me, me, me, me, me. And then I just started memeing, dude. I was just me, me, me,
me, me, and then I was just banned.
I was like, fuck you.
Then I came on Twitter that night, and I was like,
Gene, you can fuck off.
You and your fucking Discord cronies
can fuck off.
Yeah, so I've been banned from
the CNI Discord numerous times.
I've also been banned from the
Keybase.
That's probably... That era
foods is probably my favorite foods
era of all time.
Dude, every
once in a while I go on a fucking arc, man.
I'm trying this thing called Positivity right now.
It's hard, but
we're rolling with it.
We need the homies to win, man.
We need to fucking...
Listen, we need Gene and Bram
to bring quadrillions of dollars
onto the blockchain, okay?
We need all the volume in all the world
ran on the Chia blockchain.
This is not a joke, people.
This is serious business.
As I fucking just
burp into the microphones and
nothing but high-quality professionalism
on this blockchain.
Alright, I've had enough of this, Spud Club.
I'm going to go scream into a pillow while I keep fucking envisioning a bullish future.
Buy Netcoin.
Long Netcoin.
Honestly, dude, if you're bullish on XCH, Netcoin's the only play.
If you're bearish on XCH, Netcoin's really the only play.
Fair.
That's a good point.
Just wait, man.
Yo, dude, I think I actually, you want to hear,
I don't know if anybody's actually talked about this,
but I'm pretty sure I heard Yak this morning
say something about partial offers.
Yeah, that was in a space with us last night.
Oh, that was in the space last night.
So that is cool.
That sounds like Cat Cat Pairs are soon.
I don't know about that.
That'll be a big day.
Partial is basically you create an offer.
You'll have two options essentially for doing a traditional offer
two options essentially for doing a traditional offer or doing one of these partial offers
or doing one of these partial offers.
and you can put up an offer for say 100 xch and somebody can come in and take a portion of it
and it's on chain somehow i think josh understands it way better than i do he might want to come up
and explain it but he was there when, yeah.
Sounds like.
Yeah, like instead of, say you wanted to do, say you wanted to sell 100 XCH, but you, just as a bad example, you had to split it all up into separate offers and all that.
You don't have to do that now.
You could just do one, and people could pick away at it.
So you could say, I just want to sell 100 hundred XCH and people could pick away at it in
different proportions,
which is pretty neat.
Okay.
Yeah,
that's what I mean.
Like,
it sounds like they're building up to something.
Like,
I feel like you get this kind of roll in,
you build that into like you build your partial offers into the
the liquidity pool thing that is the liquidity coins or whatever somehow
maybe and then it can open up create out of my world Josh went immediately into
like bought mode and he was like John you can compare and back and forth. And it was like, Oh no,
we're all in for it.
RB is going to be busy.
Let me see here. I want to read the post.
Cause it, maybe I just read somebody's post, like repost of it.
Yeah.
Wait, how come I can't find him?
Hey, he has you blocked.
Probably.
How the hell do you spell it?
Yeah.
Hmm.
I can probably just go so I want to see this post again because I swear somebody said cat cat pears
oh there's tybet swap right there
okay i was sorry yeah no this way i read it i read it wrong so in the announcement there's a
spot here where it says partial offers make trades where one fungible asset is traded for another easier than ever. The asset on either side may be XCH, a cat, or a revocable cat. Support for future fungible assets makes it possible thanks to the cat maker puzzle morpher
pattern
so it says then
this primitive can become an essential
liquidity source which is kind of what I was thinking
it would end up being
because like when he said
I don't know maybe it reads here like
either side could be XCH
so you could have like X, XCH, XCH somehow, cat, or revocable cat, so you could have, like, cat, revocable cat,
cat, XCH, you know what I mean? That's how I'm kind of reading that, but maybe I'm not right
in thinking that, but I was hoping that when, the way that I read it, that it was going to be like,
oh yeah, we're getting here, I should probably fucking post this to the nest too.
Doesn't have to be all FUD.
But, yeah, so I kind of read
that as, oh, cat-cat, it's going to like
allow for cat-cat pairs.
But maybe I was wrong.
Pretty cool if it was though.
Oh, somebody is coming up. Oh, somebody is coming up.
Mr. Nas is coming up.
Yeah, I can't believe my space has ran this long.
Usually I've dropped out like 10 times by now.
Yeah, I'm taking over for that.
Flipping bad he died earlier.
Oh, I will. Oh, by the way, Steve, thank you earlier. Oh, well.
Oh, by the way, Steve,
thank you very much for that video.
That was a dank, dank vid.
Just finished one.
The Commodore 64?
Yeah, bro. I'm gonna go watch
part two later. I just watched the first one.
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, I liked it.
Dude, it just shows you what community can do literally i'm gonna end up clipping some of that shit like it the community is literally what's made it come back from from the dead
yeah shut up noz we're all going to zero your bags are worthless and you will own nothing and you will like it but i'm picking up commodore so chia still
a rug yeah chia is a rug okay you should sell all your chia all the way down to at least six dollars
like if you own chia right now you'd be fucking hard-pressed to not double up at six dollars
million coins just got unlocked baby we talked about it in the beginning of the space
fucking send it to zero baby this is fud club man you guys don't have to be nice in here you
guys can be like fuck gene goddamn fucking pump daddy gene ain't pumping the bags what's going on
bricktober like who the fuck came up with that shit oh did you hear about the uh the
meetup that happened a couple of days ago over in yeah yeah they were in the space that i was
hosting on sunday i think it was sunday saturday sunday Oh, I literally found out this morning. 24 hours ago.
Actually, yeah.
Yo, fuck.
Speaking of fud.
Yo, Jack, you got any roasts?
Got any good roasts lined up?
I haven't heard a roast in a while.
I have to do one for Edward.
If you want to wait a second, I'll do one.
Yeah, there we go.
Let's do a fucking roast, man.
Okay, I'll do one.
My roast is sick for anybody that hasn't heard it you got to
go back to like saturday when a saturday space yeah they're really good i think i'm gonna mint
a bunch um and send them to the people as like a little thing um if anybody has we'll hold it down
for a bit okay cool i just need if you have something specific for Edward that you want to throw in as, like, a funny story about a time he did something
or you know something, you know what I mean?
Just hit me in the back channels and I'll see if I can work it in.
Conspiracy theorist.
Well, I know, that's the easy one.
There's got to be something about attracting Scaramucci.
Oh, yeah, there's the Scaramucci that's right.
Like, yeah, like, he's like he's i
don't know man hopefully they say like he stalked him or something like i don't know there's got to
be something about that they go pretty crazy i'll keep it vague and then we'll see where they go
uh yeah scaramucci he was there at the at the beginnings of of 222 um He lives in Thailand.
There's a bunch of ways we can let that one go.
What else?
Edward.
Was it Edward that did Great Wall of Chia?
Is that right?
No, not me.
I think he promotes women's kickboxing.
Great Wall of Cheer.
I think it was.
It was a mayor, right?
I think it was one of those guys.
I forget.
That's so long ago.
We're talking ancient history here.
Well, they had the great wall of orange, too, Tangang.
Anyways, I wonder, I wish somebody could tell me
if fucking partial offers means we're getting
Cat-Cat pairs, because bullish
on getting Cat-C cat pears bearish on
whatever the fuck this is if it doesn't mean cat cat pears fuck this is fun club baby we are
fucking leaving it out there do i give a fuck about partial offers not right now. Give me cat-cat pairs, and I will give all the fucks, baby.
Well, in the thread
that you get put in,
it says that the asset
on either side may be a CH,
a cat, or a revocable cat.
That's the way I read it, Naz.
That's why I want somebody
to come up, like who knows,
can come up and confirm that what I'm reading
is correct. What's a revocable
cat? Well, that's like the
permuto cats, where they have,
like, the, they can,
if you do something, they can pull the plug.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Revolt the plug.
You know, as soon as I get Apple shares
paired to Honk, I'm going to get fucked by the
man, right? And it's going to be a huge deal.
There's some FUD for you. When I start pairing shit to Honk, like, fucking fucked by the man right and it's gonna be a huge deal there's some fud for
you when i start pairing shit to honk like fucking apple and microsoft and just and it gets revoked
oh they'll be i think that the memes will be great i think the revocable coins are gonna be fun
so if they're of value yeah it's gonna suck you don't want to deal with that right because people
can pull rugs regular from a regulatory standpoint, CNI has to
have them, right? There's a whole thing there, which, you know, mandates it. But think about if
from a, you know, how we like to play with tokens and turn them into games and, you know, these
little, you know, puzzles and things amongst the community. So revocable coins are going to be a
riot. If there's no value to them, if you make the coin as part of some other
mechanic and the value is stored some other way then i i think actually revocable coins are going
to let our group have a lot of fun i think you can get really creative so the the second part
of that paragraph where it says support for future fungible asset standards is possible thanks to the cat maker
puzzle morpher pattern.
What could those potential future
fungible standards be?
Besides what
we already have.
I want cat-cat pairs real bad.
Like real bad.
So we can do something with our cats? Finally. So I can do something with our cats?
Finally.
So I can do something with the fucking $20,000
of fucking airdrops I've gotten on this goddamn blockchain.
It would be nice.
It'd be nice.
Yeah, because I don't want to just warp everything over to fucking base
because I'm not a fucking...
not a dude.
Like, trying to keep some shit on Chia,
because Chia's cool, you know?
Like, fuck.
You're trying to be no Bass Maxie, but...
It's working better than anything else right now.
So, tell me why I shouldn't be doing it.
Everybody should be doing it Fuck that shit man
We came in the space the other day
And gave me shit for telling people to fucking put their XCH in the decks
I say fuck that shit
Best part about Tang Gang is me and him can agree to disagree
You should be putting some of your
Not all of your
I don't know
Let's say you got like 3,000
Put like one percent on
the fucking decks man just like we need to protect ourselves from the goddamn cheap fucking
dips and shit like i don't even know man put some fucking usdc and just dcan or some shit like we
need to fatten up these fucking chiaia pools. We need the liquidity to
go through us.
All the ranges.
I get holding Chia
giant large bags of Chia and waiting
for it to be $10,000 and then you can do
all that shit, but if nobody's
doing it right now, we're
fucked, man.
It's all fun and games. We're trying to
do it later, but then we're just fucking sitting
here sucking Gene's boobies.
Waiting for
him to give us a little teat
of pump.
A little pump teat.
Like, man.
Just
can swim like the fishes,
you know? Some of us are tunas
out here, but some of us are just little guppies and we need your help.
This is a fish story, okay? This is a fucking goddamn David Attenborough
fucking narrated fish story.
And the fucking goddamn
community needed to put XCH into
liquidity.
Please.
Help everybody. Help everybody.
Fuck that shit, man.
Especially farmers.
Fuck, double down.
You got a little extra. You're just gonna
fucking go and blow it anyways
fuck you're just gonna sell it at fucking six dollars anyways so you might as well put it
into fucking liquidity like what the fuck am i wrong here in saying that like
okay heaven forbid chia goes up to ten thousand dollars and you suffer a little bit of impermanent loss on like 2% of your bag.
Whoa.
That sucks.
At this point, it's a necessary fucking evil because if we don't fuck Chia, sure as hell ain't.
We're just going to be waiting another space.
Do we even know when they're going to file another file for this?
They're just like, oh oh yeah we got denied and then they have not said another like oh yeah we're gonna fucking have a this date like we're
just canceling dunktober and fucking that's it guys like we're not hearing anything else
it's gonna be super easy next time we do it
track man you gotta save it you gotta save me man you gotta save me
well i'm just putting finishes like create functional now so we can at least fuck around
and have fun and play with that now now we can look at building the casino the it's alive yeah
if you liked buying nft at fucking $10 Chia,
you will love buying NFTs at $6 Chia.
That's all I'm saying.
That's right when you hit that sweet zone of I don't give a fuck anymore.
Dude, we've been buying NFTs since flipping $40 Chia.
Dude, if you love NFTs at $40 Chia,
you will love NFTs at fucking $3 Chia. You will love NFTs at fucking $3, Chia.
Okay, my friend. Don't worry.
Listen, it's getting
low enough that even I'm considering
putting dry powder into this bitch, man.
I'm like, should I just sell my boat?
Do I really need it
in the wintertime? I could just buy a new
boat next spring with all my Chia
fucking millions.
Bumper yachts
fucking circa
summer 2027.
We're going to have bumper yachts, Drak. It's going to be a fucking thing.
Literally just going to...
It's going to be one of the most watched YouTubes ever.
Bunch of fucking crypto retards
destroy $10 million
yachts on the fucking... In the middle of the ocean
We'll play chicken and everything with them
Dude I want to get one custom made
That's just pure bumped out
I'm just going to buy a tugboat and call it a yacht
Yeah
You just get an inflatable edge
All the way around
I'm going to pimp out my tugboat
Get my ride Foods rolls up in a fucking tugboat
with a big huge honk horn yeah dude just
yeah i can picture that dude it's gonna be sick man bumper yachts is gonna be dope i'm
i'm totally down for that shit too man oh dude if i had that if i had enough money that i could buy a yacht i wouldn't want a yacht and thus i'd be
willing to wreck one in a good game of bumper yachts yeah man like i don't want to i don't
want to have the upkeep on that like i've already bought so it's already worth half the price is
when i bought it because as soon as the fucking wheels touch the road your yacht is now worth half price
i'll tell you what happens if i ever have yacht money my house gets really feature rich maybe
even a little smaller but jam-packed with every feature i can fit in and and my land gets bigger
but the house gets smaller you know what i mean i wouldn't i got no time to be worrying about a yacht jesus
can you imagine the upkeep i got a hard enough time keeping up with my house the kids you got
that kind of money you just charter it for a day well that's fair too you got people doing things
for you i get that but the headache oh no thanks that'd be like another no no no i'm not no i'm saying you
don't buy the boat you just rent it for a day oh yeah it's a fair point jack i don't know if i could
do the yacht thing but i could definitely do like the million dollar fucking 53 foot uh camper thing
with the deck and everything that pulls the fucking the pop-outs just the pop-outs the pop outs The pop outs Yeah like the whole side
Like it's friggin Optimus Prime
Or something opening up
Dude I just go right for the million dollar tour bus
Just fucking
You're tour bus rich at that point
I could do tour bus
I could do tour bus for sure
Although there's some really nice
Dude I've been camping man i've seen some
fucking nice campers dude oh bro you should see my parents they come with decks on them and shit
like you just you see them like what are you folding he's like the deck yeah like what do
you mean your camper's got a fucking deck on it dude i've never seen one just like pushing the
button just like the electric deck just comes down it's like what the fuck dude that's like
it's like some goof troop shit where the guy has all the pool on the roof
and fucking the deck comes out.
Yeah, it's insane.
My parents' camper's worth more than my house.
Dude, I believe it.
I absolutely believe it.
No, that's like legit.
It's actually, it's insane.
I remember it's retarded.
They sold their whole house
and were just like,
we're going to live in a trailer.
I could live that life, dude.
I would love that.
Bring my home with me everywhere I go.
Yeah, man.
If I could either up and go with my kids
or if they were out of the house kind of thing.
Once the kids are grown up and out of the house,
absolutely, I'm gone.
I'm in a trailer.
I'm nomad living,
just constantly working and driving.
100%.
I'm going to go
meet up with Nas and all
the crew. Moju's.
Just going to bop around.
Yeah, man.
Dude, eventually we're just going to have to go on tour
anyway, so we might as well just start considering
all these things. World meme championships on tour chia on tour speaking
engagements yeah they're gonna be like um could you come be you know a guest speaker maybe like
sure but i gotta bring my homies maybe like okay you can bring some friend you roll up with like
the entire tang gang it's like 40 people of entourage.
It's got roadies and everything that come with us,
dude.
You know what we'd have to do?
We'd have to do like a full cult of like just orange robes and fucking
orange track suits.
Come on now.
The track suits.
Yeah.
Orange track suits.
That'd be dope.
Or like orange fucking full on like t tuxedos like the in the fucking
dumb and dumber movie yeah yeah hard access the hard British accents for
Nas mmm yeah little awesome powers flare in their little 70s I can't change my accent anymore, sorry Stuck with it for life
Oh jeez
From the people who invented English, by the way
A pun
A pun from the people who invented English
I should state that
Anyways, anybody got any good fun?
Ed, we haven't heard from you yet, man
You've just been really
quiet down there what's going on
I saw that the price of Chia dropped below $9
during this space congratulations
I am the master
my dad hates me right now
I am the master
dude come on can you don't ever fade me man one day I am a master.
Dude, come on.
Can you, dude, don't ever fade me, man.
One day I'm just going to be like, she had a $10,000 and if you're not bought in, you're fucked.
But today's not that day, so just
$6, baby.
I just follow the goose shit.
The goose shit, I just follow the goose shit.
I just listen to my heart at this
point, man. It's all gut.
I just know who we're dealing with.
Although, listen, I got to admit this to everybody in here.
Because I talk a lot of shit.
But there was one point in my crypto career when I was hard on the chia Kool-Aid.
And I would have believed them that it was like i remember like i used to
write articles for the chia plot back in the day and i swear to god i said chia was going to 140
dollars in like 2021 man and it was at like 90 bucks i was like bullish 140 by the end of the
year bearish maybe we're like even to where we are right now by the end of that year it was 30 dollars
so i i fucking suck back to chia but but i've learned my ways i've been hurt before
but we're gonna get there man they're just like like they're taking the hugest swings
that any founders could ever take and like you know it's not a scam because they're
literally ratting themselves out to the sec with all of the numbers and all of the bullshit so like
how can it be a scam if they're telling on themselves no it's definitely legitimate that's
why you know what i mean though like that's what it wasn't legitimate, they would have crammed it out. Because they are willingly going to the SEC with their problems.
If that is not the most bullish fucking part of Chia,
I don't know what is at this point.
Is Richard Hart openly disclosing his finances to the SEC?
I don't even know.
Is Brian Armstrong openly?
Maybe Coinbase is
because they are trying to do it.
And they will say that he's the
only person that's ever beaten
the SEC, so why doesn't he get the
respect that he deserves?
Because
he's running like a fucking
rat.
Do you think he's in hiding from Interpol, or do you think he's hiding from Interpol,
or do you think he's hiding from the fact that
if he gets caught by Interpol, he's gonna have to
rat a bunch of people out?
Anybody
ever think of that shit?
Sometimes it's better
to be on the run than having
to actually go to court
and tell on the people who are
your handlers.
5D chess, bro.
5D chess.
Oh, yeah.
We're playing fucking 5D chess, buddy.
Listen, Gene's playing 6D chess.
You guys don't even know, man.
He's on a totally other dimension.
Bram's printing his own puzzles and handing them out to town cards.
And by that, I mean $6 DHS.
Anyways, don't worry, Ed.
I know you're going to buy $6 Chia,
so it's all good.
I'd love to swim against the tide
as I've flooded a lot over the last year with conspirators and stuff.
But I'd love to throw an idea out.
One potential way forward is a community launched and community run Bitcoin 2 starting again afresh.
That's kind of what I've been thinking would be the inevitable outcome at some point.
Someone's going to do it because the power of number two is really,
in a branding sense, it's, I feel like that's the thing the elite, it's a bit like in the Star Wars
thing with the Death Star, they left one hole in the, like, in the plans, right, when Luke fires
the thing down the thing, and it's like, oh, well, why didn't they just patch that up? I don't think
the elite are that smart, and so i don't think they
would have ever have thought that someone would do bitcoin too and that takes care of the branding
and i think one of the big problems with chia is the name chia it's kind of good on paper like seed
something growing but it's got some it's not that easy on the eye or the lips actually but that's
that's what i think that we should do.
I'm so glad that you mentioned that, Ed.
Let's have some real chia fud here.
This fucking chia.net website is ugly.
That green.
Why?
Why, God, why?
It was pretty good at the stop.
It was so much better before, man.
It was so much better before, Ed.
It was on color.
The color scheme just worked
a lot better. I don't know where we got this
ugly yellow fucking
shit from, but
yeah, can we please
get rid of this website? There's some
honest chia fud is like the
fucking chia.net website looks like it was made by a 12th fucking grader it looks like uh not even a
good fucking like go daddy template it's like wordpress shit i know somebody can do a better
job like the tangang.life or the Hexaway coin website
was way better than that.
Like, bullish makes better websites.
It's like, seriously.
And you can just fucking fry them up
in like two minutes.
We need to fix that.
That would be one of the things.
I mean, it's obviously not our website,
but if I could do one thing,
it would be kind of...
We gotta redo the redo
of that.
Yeah, for sure. And it's okay to
admit that it was bad.
I don't know who
did that, but like, meh.
I'm glad you
brought up the color's not easy on the eyes
because it's fucking ugly.
Also, the name Chia,
it looks like China and CIAia on paper which is not really
you know it doesn't it's just one of those things like i i don't know i feel that there's a an
opportunity there though like no pre-farm in a new chain hand it over to the community the orange
theme is there bitcoin 2 tangeng obviously i i really think that could be
a way forward grab it by the scruff of the neck is what i say two chains it doesn't mean you have
to abandon one it one helps the other is is my thought like well what's bitcoin 2 it came from
chia like you can kind of funnel people into chia through it as well so that's what i'm going to
lobby for the time to do that would be at the hard fork
try to have like chia classic work because they're going to have to do a full system state
so you're going to get all your assets on the new chain basically because
it's a hard fork so the chain is obviously splitting that's the right to be clear i'm not really sure
the hard fork is going to be a new plot format is it uh
yes the new plot format yes it's going to be a hard fork that also means that there's going to
be a before the hard fork and after the hard fork so if you could do chia classic up until the hard fork
and keep the old client working somehow and split the chain that would be your best bet
either give everybody a system state at that moment or something i don't know but like it
would you'd want to like actually fork all everything at that point like all the assets
i don't know if it could even be done but you'd want to do essentially everything at that point. All the assets. I don't know if it could even be done.
But you'd want to do essentially what Richard Hart did
with Ethereum and you'd fork it.
Or what
happened with ETH proof of work
when ETH went 2.0.
So you have
the ETH proof of work which is the fork of
ETH before it
went 2.0.'s like the classic classic
same with like i think bitcoin had the same thing actually too they had like a hard fork at one point
and they have like bitcoin classic and they have bitcoin or is that am i wrong in saying that i
think you're right there yeah it's designed to be forked a lot so there's like even litecoin and
dojo forks of bitcoin i think one. One way or another. Yeah, and they
still have value. They're not as valuable
as Bitcoin, obviously, but they
are probably higher on the fucking market cap
leaderboard than Chia is.
Chia's like
what, 300 on coin market cap
right now? We're just sliding down the leaderboard
here.
Man, it is not
good. We were 129 at one point. Oh, man. It is not good. We were 129
at one point.
125. 112.
Now we're
what? Fucking
the 300th ranked
blockchain in the world.
God damn it, Ed.
Where did we go? Where did the good times
go? What happened to our $7 coffees?
Do you remember when we could have $7 coffees?
I remember $7 coffees.
I remember when it hit $600
and Chia Network News was saying
that we've hit the bottom.
So it's just madness, really,
but it's still so fun.
I mean, it's amazing, really. I i mean i'd take it just for the fun
i've had but it isn't ideal oh drax got his hand up which would mean i believe we have a roast
for the top of the hour ladies gentlemen deejons and node operators who still haven't figured out how to port forward and pause smirk welcome to tonight's roast that's right hold on
damn it it's gonna do all that in one second
pause smirk what's that shit
all right hold on try again ladies gentlemen deagons and node operators who still haven't figured out how to port forward. Welcome to tonight's roast.
That's right, the blockchain might be immutable,
but tonight Edward's reputation sure as hell isn't.
Now, if you're new here, let me set the scene.
A roast is like a crypto white paper.
A lot of bold claims, questionable logic,
and if you stick around long enough,
someone's definitely gonna get burned
and our guest of honor edward pause you know him you love him or you've muted him on x because you
couldn't handle his 47 tweet threads about how the chia blockchain is secretly run by lizard people
edward is a pink floyd super fan a conspiracy theorist extraordinaire
and the only man in thailand who can outlast an ssd and a girly boy hooker in the same night
he's been around since the early chia days which in crypto years is like three world wars
a dozen failed layer ones and at least two duquan rug pulls he's our community's lovable chaos gremlin always sharp
tongued always calling someone a satanic overlord and somehow still reminding us why we're here
so tonight we celebrate edward the only way the blockchain knows how by immortalizing his bad takes in roast form.
Get your cat wallets ready, folks, because this is about to be proof of hilarity.
Let's give it up for the one, the only Edward.
All right, listen up.
Ladies and gentlemen, degenerates and goddamn bag holders, welcome.
Ah, yeah.
Get your sorry asses parked. Because tonight, tonight is the 222-hour Chia Marathon space, roast edition.
And oh boy, do we have a target.
We sure fucking do.
We've scraped together the evidence, mostly incoherent tweets,
and what looks suspiciously like police reports
to really get into the absolute train wreck that is one man's life.
Step right up, you magnificent disasters.
Tonight, we drag into the spotlight a true legend of the blockchain back alleys,
our very own Edward.
What a spectacular mess.
Yeah.
Edward, you beautiful fucking lunatic.
You're genuinely the only man alive who can listen to Big Floyd's whiny bullshit.
Oh, God, the Floyd.
You can scream about lizard people taking over and still somehow manage to F-U-D-Chi
it straight to the goddamn moon?
How do you even do that?
It's a gift. A really, really fucked up gift.
Edward, you're not just, like, a voice in the chia community.
No. You are a cosmic acid trip squeezed into a Twitter account.
You hear that? You degenerate.
He hears it. He's probably trying to figure out if we're lizard people right now.
Probably.
Look, you keep us up at night, man. Not the inflation reports, not market crashes.
You. The only thing you bag harder than XCH is, frankly, your own dwindling brain cells.
Ah, true.
I got to dive into this because this isn't just some quirky personality. Oh, no.
This is like a financial philosophy seemingly cooked up during a bad trip.
Let's unpack this steaming pile of portfolio.
What's amazing, truly amazing, is the foundation.
It all comes back to his crippling Pink Floyd obsession.
It always does.
He is so far gone, so deep down the dark side of the moon rabbit hole,
that if you ask him seriously for investment advice,
he just kind of squints through those bloodshot eyes,
and he just mumbles, another brick in the wall, bro.
Another brick in the wall, bro?
What in the seven layers of hell
does that even mean?
Is that financial advice?
Are we buying bricks now?
I think he means buy actual bricks.
Right.
Like physical ones.
Because his digital portfolio
is already a fucking ruin.
Maybe it's a metaphor,
like liquidate everything
and build a wall around his compound
to keep the CIA out.
Is that the play?
Nah, it's simpler than that.
It's just fucking stupid. We looked into it into it you absolute maniac we checked the receipts his entire
goddamn investment strategy is dark side of the moon vinyl records probably sticky definitely
sticky and probably covered in mold store next to his uh emergency mushroom stash
and some ancient worthless ce tokens that haven't traded since, like
the dinosaurs roamed the earth. CET tokens, for anyone new here, that basically stands for
completely annihilated token, which perfectly describes Edward's retirement prospects.
Nailed it. You're sitting on a digital shoebox full of useless crap, Edward,
edward yet you strut around like your goddamn warren buffett after a three-day bender it's not
yet you strut around like your goddamn Warren Buffett after a three-day bender.
a portfolio it's a fucking museum exhibit on financial self-destruction and questionable
taste in 70s prog rock seriously the dedication it takes to turn crypto into like obsolete sticky
memorabilia that's commitment it's almost impressive in a deeply pathetic way this is a
man who f uds his own bag so hard he probably triggers SEC alerts by accident.
Okay, okay, but connect the dots.
Portfolio's bad, sure.
But it makes sense when you connect it to the absolute stream
of unhinged consciousness spewing from his keyboard daily.
Right.
Which brings us to Edward is, without a shadow of a doubt,
the Alex Jones of Chia.
It's uncanny.
The mental gymnastics, holy shit.
He'll drop like a 50-tweet thread saying, The Alex Jones of Chia. It's uncanny. The mental gymnastics. Holy shit.
He'll drop like a 50-tweet thread saying,
the blockchain is sound money, pure, decentralized.
And then in the next tweet.
Here it comes.
But also the CIA definitely put microchips in my Chia seats to track my bowel movements.
His bowel movements.
We have to talk about shit tracking microchips now.
Is this what crypto has become?
Edward, lay off the
fucking mushrooms maybe your colon health is not a national security issue he genuinely believes
this and he talks about you know the secret satanic overlords pulling the strings right
the global finance cabal yeah but listen edward the only satanic overlord causing problems here
is your fucking electric bill from running those ancient dust caked hard drives. Seriously, that setup sounds like a dying vacuum cleaner trying to inhale gravel.
The noise pollution alone is a threat.
Forget the deep state, man.
Your neighbors probably think you're running an illegal mining operation for,
like scrap metal.
That hardware belongs in a museum, not a crypto farm.
So what's the bigger failure here?
The vinyls, the noisy ass hardware.
I don't use my word of vinyls.
Or paranoid delusions about CIA poop trackers.
That would be the poop trackers.
That's where it's not from.
That's next level.
The hardware's just sad.
The vinyls are dumb.
But the paranoia, that's a public service announcement waiting to happen.
Okay, okay.
Let's pivot.
Because, you know, where this gets really interesting, and frankly kind of gross, is his choice of location.
Yes.
Thailand. Edward, our paranoid of location. Yes. Thailand.
Edward, our paranormal privacy advocate, lives in Thailand.
Why Thailand?
Of all the places.
I'll tell you why, you sick fuck.
Because it's the only goddamn place on the planet
with enough cheap LSD and readily available girly boy hookers
to possibly distract him from Shia's dumpster fire price term.
That's the real reason.
He's outsourcing his existential dread.
He didn't escape the chaos.
He just moved it to a more humid climate.
Exactly.
And we've got the mental image right.
Picture it.
4 a.m. Thailand time.
Edwards logged into X.com,
dripping sweat,
probably hallucinating geometric patterns on his screen.
Oh, yeah.
Typing with one hand,
trying to craft some insane 4,000-word conspiracy thread
about the Rothschild secretly manipulating hard drive prices.
Simultaneously, like, swatting away imaginary CIA drones
and trying desperately to remember which hooker he paid
with which nearly worthless CIOT token last night.
He's not multitasking. He's multifailing.
At speed.
You magnificent, raunchy disaster of a human being. Probably got like
six different VPNs running just to tweet.
Terrified the Thai authorities are gonna
raid his apartment and seize the sticky pink
Floyd vinyls as evidence. He spends more time
fucking with VPN settings than actually
reading, you know, the
Chia white paper, which explains so much.
That's why he thinks Bram Cohen is basically
God and poor Gene Hoffman is the fucking
antichrist. It's easier than
reading technical documents when you're tripping balls.
And yet, through
this fog of chemicals, conspiracy
and probable STDs,
he remains a diehard
Kia maximalist. Been here since
Genesis, apparently. It's like a religion for him.
Yeah. XCH isn't just crypto,
it's holy water. FUD
is his sermon from the mount.
The mount of empty beer cans and regret.
You know how some Maxis have those laser eyes on their profile pics,
signaling they're holding strong?
Yep.
Edward's a Maxie too, but instead of laser eyes,
he just has permanently bloodshot eyes from staying up all night,
mainlining Joe Rogan clips at 1.5x speed.
He's not seeing the future, He's seeing trails, you freak.
But you gotta give him this. He's got a sharp tongue, quick to accuse anyone of anything.
We found this gem, right? Some poor newbie asked Edward, like,
a totally normal question about maybe trading some sacks.
Well, a reasonable question in the chia space.
Totally normal. And Edward, he doesn't just say no. He drops a 47 tweet thread,
accusing the guy of secretly running Jeffrey Epstein's old hard drive farm.
47 tweets.
If someone asked about a token trade, that's not criticism.
That's a full-blown, unhinged accusation written by a dude who thinks his breakfast is bugged.
You absolute lunatic.
You wouldn't even ask if he's smoking, because the answer is clearly yes in all of it.
Probably such as it shouldn't even be smoking.
He's the walking embodiment of chaos energy mixed with terrible financial decisions.
And honestly, we're all probably a little bit dumber for having witnessed.
Just pure uncut.
Edward.
Okay, wait, hold up.
Hold the fucking phone.
Mandatory pivot sequence.
Initiating.
Insults off.
Now, 30 seconds.
Right.
Okay, so look.
Edward, you degenerate.
Wait, no, shit, sorry.
Force of habit.
Edward, seriously. Underneath all the LSD residue,
the Pink Floyd lyrics, the...
Crabble-bull-cooker perfume.
Deep breaths.
Edward's actually kind of a sweetheart, yeah.
Maybe a wildly unstable paranoid sweetheart,
but still, there's something there.
He really is.
He's kind of the glue of the Chia community.
Or maybe more like the duct tape. Because
none of us are really sure how the hell you hold shit
together. But he does. Somehow.
Through sheer, chaotic
willpower. He's always there.
He's part of the fucked up Chia family. For real.
All the roasting aside, man.
You keep things interesting. You keep us honest
in your own weird way. You keep us thinking.
And yeah, you keep us confused
as hell. But we appreciate it, genuinely. We appreciate the chaos energy, the bizarre takes, the relentless
passion for this whole thing. We love you for it, man. For the sharp tongue, the absolute madness,
and for reminding us constantly that crypto isn't just about the money. It's about community,
it's about culture, and apparently, it's about a truly heroic amount of LSD.
So here's to Edward, our resident conspiracy theorist, our Pink Floyd prophet, Thailand's unofficial, slightly sweaty Chi ambassador.
We would be genuinely lost and honestly bored as fuck without you, man.
Cheers.
Awesome.
That was pure here, man.
The last fucking three years would be pretty boring without Ed's Thursday spaces.
Let's be honest.
A thousand percent.
A thousand percent.
Yeah.
I love that.
Too much Thai stick, Ed.
That's what it is.
I love this.
Can you still hear me?
I hope it was received well.
Yeah, absolutely.
Can you hear me right now?
My phone's working.
Yeah, but I can hear the hooker behind you, too.
Oh, that's good.
It's just about...
The X app is about to crash.
It's given me the close app sign.
So if I cut off...
No, I love that.
Thanks so much.
Some of it was just...
I took the name Chaos Gremlin down.
And what a musical name that would be.
Like the Chaos Gremlin.
Yeah, that's a good band name.
Wow, that's awesome.
Yeah, thanks very much love it
Awesome well we
Appreciate you buddy love you to death
Thanks a lot
Dude as I was listening to that I end up
Going down memory lane because I remember
One of my very first interactions with
Anybody in the Chia community was you and Art
I actually just pinned it at the top
Two and a half years ago bro
This was before pre-Tanggang as well.
I hardly knew anybody on Chia, but I think it was because of Gooey I started
interacting more. This is literally what, five months before even Tanggang was formed.
But did this ever materialize Ed? Because I remember at the time Art saying that this, you guys
were going to release this acapella as
music on
Chia Music.
Did that ever happen?
I'm not sure if you
card all of your thing, or all of your questions.
I just got off there.
I saw the
I think that's an Art With Heart,
Naz Chia Music song, isn't it?
That's really cool.
Well, I put the acapella up,
and I just happened to be listening to it,
and at the same time I was listening to something on YouTube,
which was an instrumental,
and it just seemed to go together,
so I ended up ripping the audio and handing it to that,
and making it into a meme, basically.
Nice.
I need to release that and cheer music
I'll do it during this space, thanks for reminding me
That's cool
No taking, yeah, that's awesome
But that's Brad singing
that's doing the a cappella, isn't it?
Back then, that's his one
Yeah, for sure
It's a really catchy song, that one.
That's very talented young man.
Yeah, I mean, that literally caught my attention
back then, two and a half years ago.
I've got to give a shout-out to him
because you said, like,
keeping the space fun and all for
whatever, for a period of time
with the crazy conspiracies, it would have been possible
without Bradley. It just wouldn't have been as fun.
And he made it so easy.
So there's no way that I could have done it every week without him.
So shout out to him.
I don't think he's here now,
but he deserves a credit.
Such a talented man.
And also the way that he picked the ball up with you,
Drak,
for the spaces and this space as well.
Like,
it's just magical what you've done with it.
So shout out to you i'm not
sure if he did so begrudgingly but yeah he's hauling along with me both in both circumstances
i didn't really ask i was just kind of like brad we're doing this now and he was like okay we're
doing this now he's uh he's really great to get along with.
Geographer, you're up next.
FYI.
Can you DM me one or two good bullet points in the back channels foods right now just to round it out? I got others.
I've already got Toronto taken care of.
Oh yeah, I could give you some.
Shoot me some.
I don't know how I'm going to do this and talk at the same time. We're going to try.
Sorry if I don't know how to talk and type at the same time.
I'm not multi-talented like some of the gentlemen on the stage.
I don't know what you exactly you're looking for but there are some
angles Okay. oh these are good foods okay perfect this is exactly what i need
this is awesome okay there we go then yeah as long as that's kind of what you're looking for. I got number two already.
Okay.
I'll do the third one because it'll probably make for
better hallucinations.
And then I've got
some other ones.
All right. these things are fucking vicious though by the way so i don't know if we told you but me and the
team are gonna you'll see it at the end but roast roast as a service um yeah that's that's that's that's what my hackathon team is doing
imagine this if you could just like ping somebody's twitter feed
and just generate this it'd be super fun anyway that'd be nuts we're gonna see if we can make
the roast as a service may be something that can go in with uh you guys's uh app with the meme app it would
yeah it'd be fun they could they would make you have to look into how we can uh fit in the ai at
one point because we were definitely thinking like could we do ai prompting oh yeah that's
that's easy to do the prompting adding ai into right shit is dead simple and it's super
cheap because you just use like oh four mini or something and you're paying fractions of pennies
for text as long as it's efficient and makes sense we could look into it for sure like we're
open to all that kind of shit. We definitely want to do
prompting with art for sure,
like image prompting.
That's probably going to be more expensive than what you're
thinking about.
Image prompting, if you're doing a single
if you want to calculate it down to
send an image in,
user sends image in
with prompt,
gets image back.
I think around four cents
an image.
Yeah, that's quite a bit.
It's not cheap.
Definitely going to have to think of ways to be efficient
with certain things.
Especially, because it's like,
if there's only a few users, it's not too bad,
but once you scale out, it's like, whoa.
Look at the Edge model LLMs
that run on the device.
Then you can offload all dependency
and all power and cost just to the user's device.
Google just came out with one not long ago.
Runs really well.
Oh, that's a good point.
Yeah.
I'll mention that to Thicke
when the time comes.
Right now we're just working on the memes
and then eventually we're going to try to expand
to various gameplay.
An iPhone is plenty powerful
enough to run a
model that would be needed to create
memes.
Do you know what I mean?
There's more than enough power inside of
a phone device to do that it's like to know yeah just don't try to use like
claude sonnet max or something you know just get an edge device one
yeah good to know okay yeah i can bring that to the team when the time comes
because i know it's going to be a thing. Cause it's going to be like costs.
If you really want to get attention,
it's a buzzword that needs to be there.
It's a buzz feature.
That's sticky.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like,
I feel like that's like a competitive art scene that could be cornered.
Yeah.
Cause you can,
I don't know.
Like,
I mean,
it's all like, it's all relative. I i mean it's all kind of like you know relative and obscure and it's
you know perspective based or whatever like beauty's in the eye of the beholder it's art
right so i mean if but like it'd be cool to see some like i don't know prompt engineering type
stuff where it's like you're building prompts in real time and trying to do some like i don't know prompt engineering type stuff where it's like you're building prompts
in real time and trying to do something like that i don't know how we would hone that down
into a competition but maybe it would be more like okay accomplish this it would be like kind
of like a mini hackathon going on all the time yep or similarly it's actually a good way to think of it maybe kind of like a ai prompt-a-thon
because it's not really a hackathon but it'd be like a prompt-a-thon you know i know i got some
ideas for some pretty cool dig dude my i think my favorite game mode that i've thought of so far
is the fucking like the rap battle version where it's like you got to try to one up the person from the meme before so it like starts off with a meme and then you got to like
fucking meme versus each other you know what i mean and it's got to like you got to go off each
other's memes so you got to build don't know how that's going to be judged yet but i was hoping to
kind of focus it like a like a rap or a fucking beatbox battle or something where it's kind of like
you get like a minute and a minute and a minute and a minute.
And then it's judged at the end after all said and done,
like who had the snappiest comebacks,
who had,
you know what I mean?
Like,
so there's like a little,
I don't know.
So I feel like that's going to be a really big,
mode or version that we're going to get into and it's like
versus so it'll be fun but yeah it's like ai prompting i mean i didn't even really get into
thinking about how the fuck that would work or what we would do with that i was assuming like
yeah we would just do like make an image of a puppy and we just like everybody could vote on
the best image of a puppy or some shit, but maybe there's like a,
even more intricate style that we could do where it would be like,
build a fucking small game that like resembles Pac-Man or some shit.
You know what I mean?
And you can really get into it,
put it on your level where somebody like you might be interested in like
prompting on it.
Right.
It's like,
well,
fuck.
Yeah.
Like I gotta make a game now or some shit.
Let's do like a kind of like the gap game or whatever,
where it's like flappy bird,
but like just a skin.
Hmm.
Right.
Just have kind of like a,
almost like a,
you want everybody,
you know what I mean?
Like if you,
if you kind of hone it in like that,
you're going to get 10 different games of Pac-Man,
but they're just all going to look different, hopefully.
We'll see how it goes.
That's all kind of in the field.
The memes are obviously the main focus right now,
and that was just kind of like sauce on the side that we were always talking about,
kind of having some competitive-style AI competition it'll it'll fit i don't know
you gotta you gotta format it properly and it would i feel like it would work and it's something
we have to like we haven't formatted yet it doesn't exist right so how the do you even
come up with a format hackathon though is a good idea and you go do you have any judges for the
hackathon um so aceville said he might be able to make it um i'm hoping he will uh and then the
usual suspects um and then i was going to judge as well if we if we were coming up short and i
would just have to be not biased obviously what time is it on um that is on uh that'll be on the 28th
sunday yeah
i might be able to make it oh wait i sorry i have the. No, 27th at 6 p.m. Eastern.
Ooh, that might be tough.
But I can try.
We'll see how I'm feeling that day.
That's the finale in demos.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Because I'm driving my brother-in-law on the night of the 20th.
So I work until like 8.30 on the Friday. Driving my brother-in-law on the 20th the night of the 20th so i i work until like 8 30 on the friday
driving my brother-in-law to toronto to the fucking airport so i'm gonna go there and back
and then i gotta fucking work in a saturday morning so i don't know how i'm gonna be feeling
at six o'clock on saturday evening sunday i was like, yeah, probably be good Sunday. Yeah.
After a good night's sleep.
But Saturday night, I'm going to be probably cooked.
But what I'm thinking is.
It'd be nice to have you judging. I'm going to try to leave early enough Friday that I can just have a nap on the way home from the airport.
So I'll probably just like stop somewhere along the way and just fucking have a seat.
It'd be nice to have you judging and I can move it.
It's not written in stone.
If it makes sense
for the majority of the judges, there's a
time that works better, then
sorry, then we can do that.
I'm trying to think Saturday
is the wrap up. We'll figure it out.
We got a few days yet.
In the meantime,
whoops, wrong one.
Damn bored.
Alright, let's get into it.
Sorry, Geographer, this one's for you, buddy.
I hope it's good.
I don't know if you want to come up for this or not, but you're more than welcome to.
Yeah, come on up, man. I'm pretty sure you're okay with me doing this. It's too bad
because it's fucking happening now. I'm not not listening to it. Sorry, not sorry. Yeah,
exactly. Okay, well, it's coming out now or it's coming out later.
It's coming out now.
Welcome, you beautiful degenerates, to the 222-hour Chia Marathon Space Roast Edition.
Yeah, get ready.
Look, we know you've been zoning out to that ambient crap for two weeks straight, okay?
And frankly, we're sick of it.
Totally sick of it.
So let's break the monotony the only way we know how,
by absolutely annihilating the man, the myth,
the fucking legend chiographer.
Oh, yeah.
Settle the fuck down and get ready,
because we are here to absolutely shit on our guest of honor tonight.
That is absolutely right.
We are not here to, you know, praise Caesar.
We are here to bury this poor bastard
under a mountain of carefully crafted, painful truths huh painful truth love it and
let's start with the immediate elephant in the room Kyographer seriously write
the name you call yourself a serious digital assassin dude but your handle
sounds like the result of some focus group that failed to launch a Greek
yogurt startup oh my god it does heographer geographer it's weak man it's just pathetic it sounds like the guy who shows up to
an underground rave wearing a clip-on tie and asks if the music has enough chi energy you know
exactly it's the absolute worst but okay the name that's just the appetizer. Let's talk about the geography of his pain.
We're talking Vancouver, British Columbia.
Oh, Vancouver, the city that just smells faintly of rain and mild disappointment.
Always damp.
It's supposed to be Canada's Amsterdam, right, but somehow it manages to be wayward.
How is that even possible?
It's got all the perpetual dampness and the legal weed, sure, but none of the actual fun, none of the cultural relevance.
It's a place where the sun is basically just a rumor, right?
Yeah.
And guys like him spend, like, 12 hours a day staring at candlestick charts.
Oh, God, yeah.
Convincing themselves they're revolutionizing finance while actively trying to figure out which discarded pizza box
they left their car keys under.
Ah, exactly.
You're trading JPEGs, bro.
While stoned off your absolute ass.
We know you're sitting there right now,
probably hitting a gravity bong
made out of, like, a two-liter soda bottle
and a bucket of questionable cash wire.
I literally just got done smoking.
Oh, the visual.
Which leads us perfectly into your great technological contributions, Coyotecafer.
Specifically, the one that lives entirely in your imagination.
Yeah, let's talk about scaling.
Because for a guy in crypto, you'd think this concept is crucial.
But your entire technical philosophy, it's a fucking disaster.
Tell me about it.
Your idea of layer two scaling is just smoking another joint immediately on top of the
first one. Huh, yes. Until you achieve like vertical integration of degeneracy, you're not
scaling solutions, you're scaling lung capacity. It's true. And that's the foundation of everything
he does, right? Let's bisect the chiographer persona. Please. He's the holy trinity of
mediocrity, the digital artist, the meme master, and the typical Canadian stoner. Those are the roles he proudly, loudly claims.
What does that mean in reality? Let's break it down.
It means he operates on a baseline level of highness that would probably tranquilize a fucking horse.
Seriously. There is no off switch.
None. He's not getting high. He's just maintaining a low orbit of functional impairment 24-7.
And this is visibly obvious in the art.
And yeah, we use that term very loosely.
Gotta use quotes there. Big air quotes.
Because every single meme he drops looks like it was drawn by ChatGPT
after it was force-fed, like, three tabs of acid and a crippling dab hit.
Oh my god. That's disturbingly accurate.
They are visually offensive, aesthetically confusing, and intellectually completely empty.
Look at his timeline, right? And half the time, I think my phone screen needs cleaning.
Oh, yeah.
But no, that's just the quality of the JPEG he minted.
He's trying to sell pixelated garbage that looks like it was rendered on a Nokia 3310 back in, like, 2001.
It's painful, but here's the true shame, right?
The real hypocrisy of this whole crypto community.
We still repost the shit.
We still engage with it.
Why?
Why do we do that?
It's awful.
Because the bar for comedy in this digital economy is so goddamn low.
It's basically underneath the fucking blockchain.
Under the blockchain.
Yeah, you could trip over the bar while you're checking the gas fees
on some abandoned transaction you forgot about. We are so desperate for a laugh while our portfolios are
tanking that we'll accept these, like, crayon drawings as high art. It's pathetic. It's a
collective embarrassment and chiographer, you are the main beneficiary of our collective financial
trauma. Shame on you, man. And shame on us, I guess on us too speaking of shame let's move from his
digital failures to his uh physical ones we have to discuss the most iconic moment of his life oh
no not this the one that solidified his character as profoundly irrevocably broken the toronto
incident oh god the toronto trip this is this is the stuff of legend, all right? But it's a legend built on extreme mental illness. Something like that. For those who don't know, and trust me, if you're in this space, you know. You've heard the story.
The chirographer once roofied himself. He drugged his own damn drink. He roofied himself. Let's just process that for a minute. What level level of desperate self-destructive narcissism do
you have to achieve to drug yourself I don't get it was the attention did you just want a mandatory
nap what was it did you think that was a good way to like save money on drinks like pre-game
with a deeper dive here and this is where it gets really interesting because it's almost like a cultural analysis okay you have to view this self-sabotage through the lens of that crippling pathological
politeness of a true canadian oh my god that's that's absolutely true only a guy raised in the
perpetual shame fog of vancouver would drug himself just to avoid inconveniencing anyone
else at the bar right he wasn't doing it for attention.
He was doing it out of sheer terrifying social awkwardness.
Exactly. He was probably thinking, and I can just hear it.
Go on.
Oh, excuse me. I see you're about to offer to buy me a shot of tequila.
Oh, so terribly sorry. I didn't mean to make you spend that money on little old me.
I'll just pass out right here on the sticky floor
so you can leave without any further social obligation.
Sorry, Ang. Sorry, bro.
A literal martyr just to avoid small talk?
He managed to turn a simple night out into an emergency medical situation
because he couldn't just say, no thanks, man, I'm good.
That is peak chiographer.
He's a walking apology note wrapped in a cloud of weed smoke.
Totally.
Okay, let's pivot.
Let's pivot to the real reason we all know him.
His unwavering dedication to financial failure. Ah, yes. The core competency. He self-identifies
as a degenerate Tang Tard, and we let him because, well, it's true. It's pretty accurate, yeah. But we
should probably spend on what that actually means for the folks at home. Please do. It means he's
not just like a casual investor throwing a few bucks around. No, no.
He's balls deep in every single shitcoin project
that promises to revolutionize finance
or, you know, provide decentralized hamster ownership
or build Web3 bridges to the moon.
And anything shiny he's in.
He chases every single ridiculous hype cycle
right down to the fucking bottom.
Every time.
He's looking for those 10,000 x gains in
projects named after like fruits vegetables or some misspelled mythological creature he found
on wikipedia exactly he wants to fix the global financial system right but i guarantee you this
man cannot even revolutionize his own fucking fridge oh god the fridge yeah that fridge is
probably full of expired mustard maybe a single single dried-out lime wedge from 2019,
and just the vague, lingering smell of regret.
And maybe some moldy cheese.
He has all this grand vision for decentralized futures,
but his current reality is just a sad collection
of empty instant ramen packets
and three-day-old coffee grounds in the filter.
Which is why his crypto wallet is a fucking graveyard's true it's a wasteland it has more abandoned projects than a
polygon dev hackathon after the free pizza runs out perfect analogy you look at his transaction
one long agonizing trail of dead utility tokens liquidated jpeGs he swore were blue chips, and that one time he paid like $300 in gas fees
for a token that rug pulled 30 seconds later.
We've all been close, but he lives there.
He lives in Rugpull City.
The irony is just so rich, isn't it?
He consumes garbage content.
He produces even worse garbage content.
This is a cycle.
And yet somehow, when called upon to judge the one thing
he supposedly specializes in meme quality, he fails.
Spectacularly.
Oh, God, yes.
We have to discuss the meme judge failure.
We absolutely must.
The meme championship.
What an absolute unmitigated disaster that was.
Total train wreck.
The man was invited to serve as an official judge, right?
Like, they thought he knew something.
Apparently.
And he performed like a blindfolded monkey
throwing darts at a wall covered in his own shit.
Worst judge ever.
I still can't figure it out.
This is your life, man.
This is supposed to be your thing.
You spend 18 hours a day smoking weed,
cultivating crippling social awkwardness,
and posting degenerate shit online.
That is your entire core competency.
It's the whole resume.
You should be able to score
a meme competition in your sleep, stoned or
not. And yet, he choked harder than an
asthmatic at a fucking campfire.
Why? What happened? Why?
Because years of inhaling that sweet
Vancouver air, and more specifically the smoke
from his personal layer-to-scaling experiments,
have completely,
utterly cooked his brain.
Ah, the brain is cooked. Got it.
His sense of humor is so skewed and self-referential now
that he has lost all ability to judge any kind of objective quality.
Or humor.
And we have the receipts. We know this because...
He gave first place.
The grand prize.
To a screenshot of his own damn tweets.
His own tweets? Can you believe that?
It's peak delusion.
The judge awarding himself the gold medal
for a competition he was supposed to be impartial in.
That's not unbiased judging.
That's just masturbatory digital self-worship.
Totally.
It's the equivalent of a chef winning a Michelin star
for eating his own leftover takeout
and declaring it revolutionary.
Zero integrity, zero actual humor,
just 100% pathological narcissism on full display.
Unbelievable.
Okay, finally, let's wrap this up
by attacking the most vulnerable part
of any degenerate crypto-bro.
Where are we going now?
His dating life.
Or, you know, the profound lack thereof.
Let's talk about the ladies.
Ah, the choreographer claims he loves women.
Ah, he loves them.
He loves them so much that he remains
aggressively,
tragically, profoundly single.
The sheer dedication to loneliness
is actually kind of remarkable.
It really is something.
He's single, girl, girl.
He's the guy who genuinely believes
that flirting aggressively
in some highly niche Discord server
while using outdated memes from 2012
and correcting people's grammar
is a legitimate dating strategy.
Spoiler alert, it is not. Not even close.
Every single time he tries this, he flirts with every woman in that Discord,
and the only damn thing he ever pulls is a community band for being cute, goddamn creepy and persistent.
Uh-huh. It's devastating.
You can practically hear the ping of the band notification
over the sound of his gravity bong bubbling sadly in the background.
His longest lasting, most committed relationship
in his entire miserable existence is with his MetaMask wallet.
Oh my God, that's bleak.
That poor digital wallet has seen him through market crashes,
the Toronto self-drugging incident, countless failed flirtations online.
It's the only entity that hasn't blocked him yet and even that digital leatherette thing is probably
the high gas fees for failed transactions the constant input of terrible low quality memes
and it's just silently updating its firmware to automatically reject his private keys.
It wants out. It's filing for divorce.
It's had enough.
We've been calling him the Tang Tard for years in the Chia community, right?
And honestly, after revisiting all this history, the constant weed, the visual assault of the memes,
the self-roofy thing, the dating failures, I'm beginning to think Tard is actually underselling.
I thought it was going soft on me for a while.
Where are you going with this? He might just be. Well, maybe a clinical case study waiting to happen. I'm beginning to think Tart is actually going to be a failure. I thought it was going soft on me for a while. Where are you going with this?
He might just be.
Well, maybe a clinical case study waiting to happen.
I don't know.
Tone shifts.
Abruptly becoming sincere, warm, respectful.
Okay, okay.
But look, you magnificent son of a bitch.
It is absolutely 100% all proof of love here.
You know that.
Yeah, man.
Really?
We would spend 10 excruciating minutes
meticulously dissecting your many, many failures and gleefully
destroying your public reputation if we didn't genuinely deeply appreciate your weird existence.
We absolutely mean this. So listen up, Kyographer, because this is the real talk now. For real.
Kyographer is a fundamental staple of this entire community. He really is. He's a certified
digital assassin. Okay, maybe assassin is strong,
but digital something, a legitimate meme wizard. A meme conjurer. A meme conjurer. And yes,
he is a degenerate tankard, but he is our degenerate tankard, and we wouldn't trade him,
probably. He keeps the timeline active, which is important. He keeps the digital art spicy
and occasionally deeply confounding.
And maybe most importantly,
he keeps us laughing
even when the markets are down 90%
and we're all staring into the abyss,
contemplating selling our gaming chairs
just to cover rent.
Seriously.
That takes a special,
beautifully broken kind of dedication,
and we genuinely respect it.
We do.
So please, everyone listening,
raise a glass, roll a joint,
hit that questionable gravity bomb.
Do whatever the hell you do
to celebrate this beautiful madness.
We are genuinely toasting
Kyographer tonight.
For real this time.
May your memes
eventually get better, buddy.
May your wallet
somehow miraculously
stay funded against all odds.
And for the love of all that is holy,
may your next trip to Toronto
involve significantly fewer
self-administered roofies.
Unless, you know, they're provided by someone else's time.
That's different.
Cheers, man.
Oh, man.
Dude, they're fucking savage.
That whole spin on the self-administered roofies was fucking gold, bro.
Dude, no, man.
I swear, though, it probably was the amount of weed
that we smoked that day. Like, I don't know
if you remember how much weed we smoked, but, like,
there was just joint after joint.
Yeah.
Like, dude, I was pretty green after a lot of
those joints. Like, I had to stop for a bit.
I was like, man, I'm gonna pass out.
No, I was fucking
sick, man. Like,
weed doesn't do that to me. If anything, it might make me pass out. It wouldn't make was fucking sick, man. Weed doesn't do that to me.
If anything, it might make me pass out.
It wouldn't make me get sick.
But no, that was a fucking great roast.
For a while, I thought it was being kind of light on me.
I was like, eh, the insults are kind of light.
And then it really started kicking into gear there.
So no, I appreciate that, man.
You guys are fucking awesome.
I'm telling you you with every roast
yeah mark and eva get more and more raw
like degenerate you low life you, they're just rolling into you, man.
There you are.
They got my name right twice.
Like,
a minute or two in, they said
my name correctly.
They said it wrong on purpose
the entire time because it was like,
It's like they knew how to say it, but they're like,
fuck it.
Yeah.
Oh, man. Dude, these. Yeah. Oh, man.
Dude, these roasts are good, man.
Holy shit.
Yes.
Are they all going to be still going to be fun?
Sorry, go ahead.
I didn't hear what you said.
I was just wondering if these are all going to get posted somewhere.
Or like timestamp maybe.
It'd be good to have them all collected. I think think Jackson is going to mint them as NFTs for everybody
Yeah, we'll see. I'll see what I can do, but they're all saved. I have all this one way or the other. I'll get you a copy of it
Right on brother. Thank you. I appreciate that
That is one thing though. I have a authority that The Grove Girls, they are fans of
Geographer
They are man
That's what I mean
Geographer single handedly gave them all their
Points this year I'm pretty sure
Is that so?
I'm just kidding
Let's roll with that
It's all about those ladies
dude I'm telling you man
they were talking about you
I don't know who said what but
I have to disagree with what Mark and Ava
said about his judging skills because
he did give me points today so
yeah so they are
right on that.
Your memes are getting great, brother.
Everyone's memes improve so much.
I didn't even know you guys were doing that competition today.
I found out like an hour before and I wasn't even home.
Yeah, I knew about it, but I didn't really think about saying anything.
I was so close to winning my first one.
So close.
Yeah, you were fucking killing it tonight too, man.
Yeah, that Tinder meme
was really good, actually. That was one of my favorite
memes of the night. I thought that was funny.
As soon as I saw her all squished in,
it just brought me back to like...
I don't know, man.
I want to say the early days of Reddit, but it was before that.
I can't even remember certain forms.
Just seeing girls like squishing themselves to make them,
make their tits look bigger or their stomach smaller.
I don't know.
So I thought you just nailed that.
I think food said like, yeah, without that.
I think food says, like, yeah, without that...
Real name, Bruce.
Real name, Bruce.
I feel like that's something personal.
Like, do you know somebody named Bruce?
Jenna?
No, no, I don't.
Just wondering.
You never know.
Should have put Mary in.
He's coasters.
But, dude, it nailed the...
The one thing the roast got so right was vancouver man
like in the summertime we have a lot of sun but it other than that it's fucking dark and rainy
which is why i moved here because it snows all the time in the north shore
so i can i can snowboard like every day but i come down to the city and the snow doesn't stick because it's warm at sea level.
Dude, when I was a kid,
for a very long time,
I thought Canada was part of the United States
because they had their own basketball teams.
The Marshall Hiddies
turned to Raptors.
Yeah, the part of the NBA.
It's part of America.
Vince Carter. Can't go wrong. Yeah, they're part of them. It's part of America. That was better.
Vince Carter.
Can't go wrong.
Tracy McGrady.
Yeah, brother.
That's when the fucking logo was the sickest, dude.
The old school Toronto Raptors logo was the best logo in sports,
but now it's just an ugly piece of shit.
I was a Rockets fan back then, logo was the best logo in sports, but now it's just an ugly piece of shit.
I was a Rockets fan back then, so I had number
34, Hakeem Olajuwon, but I also
had a Raptors top as well.
I remember that. It was cool.
Dude, so when the Raptors
first came out, they were the actual Dino.
It was like the fucking
Dino holding the ball, and it was like
Yeah, the Velociraptor, literally.
Yeah, the Raptor had its hand over the ball.
It was sick.
It was a sick logo.
What is it now?
It's just a ball with like...
It's just kind of like a ball that has the hand on it, kind of.
It's like more modern.
That's fucking stupid.
Yeah, no, dude, the old one was really graphical.
It was super sick.
It was like Jurassic Jurassic Park era.
Yeah, and the
color schemes that they had on it were
wicked.
The black and the stripes.
Yeah, and they had the stripes.
Good shit back in the day, man.
When they updated the logo, I was super sad.
I was like, aw.
It's never going to be the same.
But they have the retro jerseys and shit but the golden era basketball before old basketball for sure man I went to a bunch of Raptors
games back in the day I used to go to them too and and Blue Jays games when I
used to live in Toronto I was always at that shit. Remember how awesome the Sky Dome was when it was brand new?
Oh, man.
Do you remember that?
Oh, yes.
Those were the days.
Like, I remember going to games at the Gardens.
The Joe Carter.
Like, oh, man.
The Joe Carter days.
Just, like, the years leading up to that moment.
Those were amazing years for baseball in Canada.
My dad was actually at the stadium in 91 and 92 when they won.
He was saying it was crazy.
They were doing the wave one time at the Sky Dome,
and the top ring was going one way, the middle ring was going the other way.
He's like, the vibe for that whole fucking run was just unreal i was only two years old at the time oh man i
remember sitting around watching that entire series with my brother we were heavy into ball
as kids oh it was so good my brother has uh a signed jersey from uh what was his name john all rude
is that yeah he's the first baseman right john all rude first baseman
yeah he won it in a do you remember blockbuster video
yeah when the jays won my brother won a signed jersey from john allure through blockbuster video
that's hilarious yeah oh man those were the days i saw like i love the red or the white socks
back in the day even though i lived near toronto but i used to go to to a bunch of like white socks
versus jays uh just because we had a family
friend who worked
close to the Sky Dome and had tickets
where am I going to take me?
My favorite era of the Jays was the
Roger Clemens Bobby Cox era
where it was just like
we had the best closer in baseball
and I used to go watch them all the time
and watch him close and he was just fucking amazing.
And you get like Roger Clemens
fucking pitching like every five games
or whatever.
It's like, yeah.
We've never won anything,
but those were good times.
Those are the times I like,
those are the actual times
I remember going to the games
when I was younger.
It's like 2000s.
Man.
Toronto's changed.
It's not the same.
Dude, Canada's changed.
Who was talking about this the other day?
I feel like I was, like, dude, Canada's not the same.
I can't go down this road, dude.
I don't even like it.
Everybody's talking about it everywhere now.
I don't like leaving the house.
It doesn't feel like it, it it it literally does not feel comfortable to go outside anymore I'm just
like I know I refuse to partake in what's happening in Canada I think I was actually in
like one of Wellesley's spaces that's where it was we were talking about this but it doesn't
feel like it doesn't matter where you go. It doesn't feel no
And it's it'll never
Ever ever get better. It's impossible. It's like by the numbers
like
It's it's never gonna get better. It's never gonna go back to the the way it was ever
Doesn't matter who comes in doesn't matter matter who makes what promise. We're fucked.
It's beyond the point of return.
Yeah.
Our government sold us out.
Completely.
They sold us.
Completely.
Christian Freeland.
Christian Freeland.
What the hell is that?
Here, let me give $20 billion of your money away.
By the way, I quit.
I'm going to go work for the people that I gave $20 billion to.
What the fuck is that?
Same as Catherine McKenna before her.
Yes, exactly.
When she was the finance minister,
she lost $20 billion or $200 billion.
The revolving door effect in the UK.
Literally lost $200 billion or some stupid number.
Yeah.
And then she just got to walk away from her position
and the government's like,
yeah, we don't know what happened to your money.
Sorry.
Yeah, but she resigned and she apologized so it's cool
fuck this government man dude i don't i have no yeah fuck them zero allegiance to this government
right here that lurky record that lurky make sure you get it that's what i mean man a lot of people
are like like why are you in crypto like are you gonna like pay taxes it's like like, dude, I'm in crypto so I don't have to fucking pay taxes.
Yeah, are you kidding me?
They're the last people that are going to get my money.
Fuck you.
If I can obfuscate all of my money, you're fucking...
I'm absolutely...
Put my money in the bank.
Are you fucking insane?
I'd rather be poor.
I would rather be poor too.
I'm not participating in this government.
I'm not participating in you taking 75 percent of my
fucking earnings and i gotta work nine to ten months of the year for free i'm not doing that
anymore that's like i didn't sign up 187 days of the year for free yeah i'm not if you work
i'm not fucking doing it i work my ass off and they only show up on fucking payday like give me
a break otherwise they do absolutely nothing i'm walking around my kitchen dining right now, just like smiling ear to ear listening to you guys.
Because this was me like 15 years ago.
And so I'm happy you're here.
I've been there for a while, man.
And I'm hearing more and more people talk like this all the time.
Yeah, it's insane.
Unfortunately, you know, Canadians have been so happy-go-lucky our
our whole generation we were raised to just treat everybody with like open arms be easy going
ultimate forgiveness apologize yeah and we've been taking advantage yep we kind of should have
been you know like oh yeah we kind of let
it happen keep your head down you're gonna get checked yeah we let it happen on the ice yeah
we always thought big brother next door would look after us we didn't realize that we'd like
fester away from the inside you know what i mean they did they didn't do anything differently no
they didn't that's what i'm saying we festered away from the inside because we just always you know relied on it like she's saying like our politeness and our easy going and and that
made us pushovers and now we have a bunch of liberal dumbasses who are selling us out to
the rest of the entire world it's it's absolutely insane yeah so that's all right because they're
gonna wake up a bunch of people and well the hard-ass canadians are gonna fucking i've gotten to a point where i refuse to keep
my mouth shut anymore out in public like i'm just not i've i've gotten very my um i told a lady off
at the casino tonight before we left anyway um i'm just not gonna i'm not gonna partake in it
in any way shape or form
I am going and my folks
You know they'll be like well aren't you gonna get in trouble
I'm like probably with our stupid Canadian laws
I probably could get in trouble for some of the shit
That I say but don't care
Well especially now with the new
If they pass that new bill
Yeah
That hate crime bill
I know
You can get life in prison man
Life in prison, man,
life in prison.
Yeah.
Doing anything that they deem is hateful.
Yeah.
That's,
that's not going to be used at anybody that's spewing hatred towards Canadians and like literally like we have people that run around our streets with
automatic weapons and swords.
Yep.
And the,
and there's, I think from like Kalistan or somewhere,
there's some like top 20 fugitives.
We have seven of them in Surrey here that the police know about.
And they're on like armed compounds.
And that's just allowed to happen.
We have Chinese police stations around in BC.
Chinese police forces that the government's just letting work.
What the fuck is that?
Dude, it's the same everywhere, honestly.
Even like here in the fucking UK.
A lot of these protests that are happening, you know, with refugees and whatnot, they're letting through convicted fucking rapists
to this country so they can just fucking commit the same crimes again.
Yeah, man, same in Canada.
And like, our...
Rapists have more rights.
But then everybody else gets blamed.
Oh, they're the bad ones.
You know, that group of people.
Yeah, if you say something that you don't like, if you don't like your people getting raped,
then that's hateful.
You're not taking into account people's cultures
because they don't know, like, it's wrong to murder people.
So if you say, like, I don't like that,
I think that's wrong, that I don't think you should kill and rape,
you know, that you might offend somebody.
There was a guy in Toronto recently who, or Brampton or something, three o'clock in the morning, somebody broke into his house, assaulted his daughter, attacked him.
Now get this.
He had a crossbow.
He hit the guy in the head with the butt of the crossbow,
attacked his daughter.
The guy shot him.
The guy who defended his home is being charged.
Yeah, man.
It's insane.
It makes no sense.
Yeah.
The guy who broke into his home was with two other guys.
And had a criminal record. And they came in through his daughter's window like a little girl like i'm sorry you do that in my house like you're fucking
they wouldn't probably not leaving on your own yeah exactly you're staying for a while
the new fucking laws in this country especially all these social media policing
police are literally turning up to people to caution them for the fucking social media posts in the UK right
now.
Yeah, dude, there's over 10,000 people in jail in the UK.
And even the Prime Minister had to, I mean, I don't have much love for him, but even he
had to turn around and say, he goes, fucking do the job properly, go fucking police crime,
why the fuck are you arresting people of social media posts?
Yeah.
It's like they want to push rational-minded people into a corner
and make us pop off or something.
It's getting hot everywhere, you know?
Yeah, everywhere.
Riots here have happened recently because of all this refugees bullshit.
It's, you know, London just had a major fucking far- right rally a couple of days back.
Tommy Robinson was involved, obviously.
Tensions, polarization, being stoked everywhere, globally.
Listen, when I'm out with my kids especially, but generally as well,
I'm way more on guard now than I've ever been.
now than I've ever been you know what I mean like I I check my show I don't like being in a crowded
You know what I mean?
I check my shoulder.
room anymore without like having my back to the wall like you know what I mean like I I need to
see the room now more than I ever felt like I needed to before not like Jason more and paranoid
type shit but no gosh especially with your kids out bro yeah it's crazy in starbucks downtown vancouver here like a year
ago who was waiting in line and like a busy tuesday afternoon downtown and some fucking retard
comes in and he's blowing his like watermelon vape smoke at everybody in the starbucks and so
this dude turns around and asks the guy to stop doing it and
is dead 45 seconds later because the
guy stabbed him to death in front of everybody, including
his little kid in front of him.
That's fucked.
That's like that chick in Toronto on
the subway. She got
her throat slit.
Remember the guy 14
convictions,
violent assault convictions, 14, was let out.
Just slit her throat right on the bus.
Just let her, just like it was nothing.
It was incredible.
They just let them out.
I can't remember where.
I think it's on the West Coast here.
But we've got a guy fighting for his life in the hospital who um was stabbed by someone who broke into their house yeah the the cop after that guy shot and killed the one of the intruders
or whatever and he's being charged for it the cops came remember they went on and did their
whole public announcement and they and they literally, if an intruder comes into your home,
the cops expect you not to fight back.
This is after all the news of buddy being charged and everything.
So they, they were being questioned about it.
And the cops response, the chief of police was, um, if they come in,
do not fight back, hide so that you can be the best witness you can be.
And only under extreme circumstances should you ever fight back.
And then he softened that with adding in non-lethal or whatever,
just to make sure that you don't go kill somebody who's trying to kill you kill you it was really weird eh gee you must have saw that on the news it was oh yeah
they told us to put put our car keys um on our porches at night yeah yeah leave your keys in
your car so that they don't ruin it and they cops can try to get your car back later yeah don't don't let
them they all they'll like they only want to break into your house to get your car keys so
um don't make it hard for them just literally the toronto police said leave your car keys on the
porch yeah like uh sorry no i'm not gonna do that i'll uh decoy keys on the porch and then hide in my bushes with a fucking axe yeah exactly
like sorry man but i just call me don't play that no we're doing a home alone um yeah exactly
paint cans are gonna come fucking flying down the stairs
no dude i couldn't either their government sucks there's a line that i just you don't cross and i
and i don't i so i work for myself always have always will don't care if i have a record because
i beat the face off of some guy who's trying to hurt my kids or come into my like just it's gonna
like sorry not unapologetically just no there's a certain line in my house. The line's at the
door. You cross
it, it's a different territory.
I agree. I think everybody
pretty much agrees. Castle law,
man. We need it in Canada. Everybody
should be able
to defend like that.
It's so crazy. Canada's so
soft. So
soft. So soft.
Yeah.
Well, anyways.
Yeah.
Canada is also a lot of fun, guys.
So, you know.
It's got mountains and stuff.
How do we sell it now?
Mountains. Got lots of water.
A West Coast Tiamat would actually be awesome.
Not in the city.
We'll actually go to somewhere nice.
Everyone's like, not a chance after that.
Canadian. Yeah, we wouldn't want to fucking come here
after all that. Jesus Fud Club.
Is Brampton a good place?
What did you say now? I used to live there. Brampton Is Brampton a good place? What did you say now?
I used to live there.
Brampton?
Brampton.
Yeah.
I went to school there, actually.
I used to live there for like a long time.
My mate moved there.
That's all I know.
My mate, who used to live in the UK from Saudi, when he went back, got married.
Him and his wife and daughter live in Brumpton now, apparently.
But he...
I think I mentioned this before.
He's...
He literally went to America
and then claimed asylum by
walking over the border to
Canada. Yeah, there's a ton of...
Illegal immigrants coming over the
American border. You would have known.
I've heard more stories of illegal immigrants coming over the American border. Who would have known? I've heard more stories of illegal immigrants
coming over the American border.
I was like, why the fuck would you do that?
His dad is an
owned fucking
optician's shops in Jeddah
in Saudi. His dad was a millionaire.
I'm like, why the fuck would you
have to do this?
You know what, though? It's probably a good idea,
man. I should just walk over the fucking American border and claim asylum
and be like, fucking, my government sold me out.
Just fucking bring that shit to wherever.
But he did get a lot of help from the government.
That much he did tell me.
That's what I mean, man.
I could go be one of those fucking immigrants in America
on fucking all this fucking shit.
Literally,
he's an Uber driver now
and he told me they helped him
get his license, funding for the car,
you know, the crap.
Oh yeah, they'll pay for everything for immigrants.
They won't do that for Canadians, though.
No. I know.
Dude, if I walked over the border, they would just fucking turn me
around and send me right the fuck back, dude.
They'd be like, we don't want to. No, he's probably fine in brampton he's probably a muslim right us yeah
oh yeah so he's fine in brampton then because i think it's mostly like uh muslim not mostly
oh fuck yeah we call it bramganistan it's been like that for like ever since i was bram ladesh
bramganistan.
Depending on what part of you're in.
Most of that region now too.
Like all the way around the lake.
Niagara Falls especially now.
So yeah, anywhere around there.
He's good, man.
He's golden.
Fucking Bram Rack.
Dude, I used to live there for so long, man.
It's crazy.
I've seen some shit although i had lots i dude honestly i didn't really mind it i had lots of friends and shit
so well you need to grow up in a place man it's what you know it's what you love
like i mean to an extent oh yeah man also see like i found like a really hard appreciation
for like west indian culture i love like that whole like vibe and the way they talk and shit
so i'm down with that stuff man one of my best friends was trini so oh not necessarily
all the way across but like yeah there's lots of like really good, cool
people mixed in.
There's beautiful people everywhere.
It's a great city.
It's, it used to be very beautiful.
It's kind of gone downhill a little bit.
Not gonna lie, but most cities have everywhere and it's not even like just immigrants.
It's fucking drugs.
It's fucking fentanyl.
It's fucking soft police and shit.
Like it's not,
it's just a smorgasbord of bullshit going on right now,
man.
It's everything's degrading and nothing is getting better.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Even a little big,
small town is fucking falling.
There's part.
They have drug.
And up here it's fentanyl that's killing everybody.
Yeah.
You can buy it in a vending
machine at multiple locations in Vancouver
now. The first one was literally
outside of the hospital.
Under the awning where you drop people
off.
That's fucking crazy.
I know you guys got those
safe injection sites and shit out there
too. That's fucking weird. That would trip me out.
That would mess up. Pretty sure we got them in Toronto and shit here too, but I's fucking weird. That would trip me out. That would mess up.
Pretty sure we got them in Toronto and shit here too,
but I've never really been to one or seen one.
It's like Skid Row in LA.
My mom used to work at the methadone clinic here.
She said it was fucked up.
Yeah, when you don't see it
or when you've never been around it,
it's really messed up to see the state
that people are just comfortable in. like I had a buddy come from
Saskatchewan a couple years ago and I took him through downtown and uh it was like an early like
Sunday morning like eight o'clock or something and there was hundreds of people out on the streets
already they're just out all night in this certain area, like Hastings street.
And yeah,
there's just people like running around half naked,
people sleeping on the curb,
people tripping over each other.
Is that the Vancouver East side or whatever?
Yeah.
The downtown East side.
And I've heard stories.
Yeah. There's people look like they were dead around like dudes one dude was in a wheelchair like but it was tipped over against
an electric box near a bus stop and so he was like it was on like a 45 degree angle and his
head was like all crooked and squished into it and someone was like sitting on a wheelchair so it was like
pressing down onto him like it's so fucking messed up some lady was uh took like a jug like a paint
five gallon paint bucket full of i hope it was water and she was like pouring it on herself
trying to like shower i guess just like on the street corner and i looked over this is just normal like all this
stuff it's just people fucking meth out all the time and uh i used to fucking you know it's crazy
down in these areas there's like super high-end restaurants down here um and i used to do a lot
of work um for a few companies doing a lot of restaurants so i would always be down in this
area so i'm used to it but i looked over my buddy after a couple minutes he wasn't speaking
he had like a tear running down his cheek i was i was just like are you okay should we get out
here and he's like i've never seen like humans like like in this state before like what the
hell is this and i'm like this is just life for some people dude he's like yeah he was like in shell shock i used to live fucking down at jane and finch too man
you should see that fucking place well actually no it was like jane and wilson but like when i
lived downtown toronto man i lived right across the street from these buildings and they called
them chalk farm and it was fucking you should see that
fucking type of shit dude
I had to walk around with my head on a
fucking swivel for years
yeah you gotta be careful down there man
I had my tools stolen so many times
like dude when I was
in like fucking college and shit
living down there
like
you get into trouble quick.
That's big trouble.
That's kind of why I started getting out of a lot of shit,
because I just didn't want to get into trouble anymore.
The older you get,
the worse it gets.
I was like,
no, none of that shit, man.
Yeah, I avoid it now, man.
I don't go down there at all anymore
and like I'm literally
12 minutes away from mountain
valleys
so it's good
but I can still use to get out of those anymore
Brampton's not bad it's got a lot
of problems but
I don't know it's a little bit more
tame you don't have to walk around with your head on a swivel as much,
which is kind of nice.
Dude, I've never experienced half the shit that you guys are talking about.
The most I've ever seen is somebody being zombified on this drug called Spice,
which was very popular over the past decade.
I've seen some of those trip outs.
That's crazy.
Bro, literally.
The closest thing I could think of. You trip outs. That's crazy. Bro, literally, like, the closest thing I could think,
you know, you see all these videos on YouTube,
like, people on smack and fentanyl,
and now they're just zombified.
That's what spies did to, and it was,
majority of the users was, like, in Manchester City Centre,
it was mainly, like, people, the homeless people,
and you just see them just,
they had no fucking clue what they were doing, bro.
Literally walking zombies
or just stood there
like you'd just think he's dead
they look like they're either demon possessed
or they're just full
life forces and zapped out of them
like there's nothing there
or there's something there that's fucking creepy
stood up but then
crouched over
knuckles are almost
hitting the ground and then that's it
they're just in that bent over position for a good half an hour
dude yeah that's all over
I think they call that the fence
the fence stance or something
there's a nickname for it I don't know
if you guys want to see what it's like
search YouTube for
Vancouver downtown east side
or Hastings street
it's everywhere man dude youtube is
such a dirty dark hole so i'm as much as uh as much as i'd love to fall asleep to this conversation
like a lullaby um i'm i'm gonna run because it's really late here no it's actually a good point
drac i should probably switch it over to Ed now. He's the next man.
I totally forgot about what
time it was myself, actually.
Yeah, if you guys want to swap over
when you guys were setting up my roast.
Again, I appreciate that.
Ed, are you ready to host, my man?
Are you good to go? You got your
conspiracy theory of the evening
ready for us?
Oh, you might not have heard me.
Oh, sorry.
Just grabbed my phone.
I missed what you said there.
Sorry.
I said, are you ready to host now?
We'll switch over to your room
after one.
I think I was supposed to switch over at midnight,
but I'm fine hosting a little bit later.
Thanks, Edward.
Yeah, all good.
Give me two minutes.
I'll just spin it off.
See you there.
No worries.
We'll do the whole transfer thing.
We'll do another five minutes here,
and then we'll try to get everybody over.
I'll probably pop in for a little bit.
I don't know if I'm going to speak,
but I'll listen in for a bit.
But yeah, thanks for coming to FUD Club tonight, guys.
We didn't really FUD too much.
It was FUD Club, then seeing the light, and then seeing the dark again.
And then we got to FUD me, and then we got to FUD Canada pretty hard.
At the beginning of the space, it was a little bit of FUD Club.
Yeah, F you, Marianne.
Yeah.
Make sure Lurkey notes
that Marianne at
WestJet
Air Canada.
WestJet and Air Canada.
They're very bad
employees.
I wonder if Lurky's gonna finally recognize me as a host
oh I tried to tag Lurky earlier and they told me
that I'd used up my daily
tags
so somebody else needs to do it
I don't know what you guys are doing
just tag Lurky
oh I don't know what you guys are doing, so... Just tag... Can we just tag it?
You only get four tags a day.
I've already used them up in the previous spaces.
So you just tag it under the space here?
Yeah, in the comments.
Just tag Lucky Reverb, and then
it should reply back to you.
Team Lurky?
No, at Lurky Reverb.
It'll be a little diamond
PFP.
I just want to
once again shout out
everybody for coming.
We are going to be transferring over to
Ed Space. He is the
late night
host. He's usually good for some Chia Fudd as well.
Not sure what he's going to be talking about tonight,
but he's always got something really good to talk about.
So make sure to go pop in there when we're done here.
Thank you, Chio, Drack, Nas.
Who else got roasted tonight?
Oh, it was Ed.
He's already in the other space.
Thank you, everybody, for showing up.
It was fun.
I think I got a couple more nights of hosting.
So we'll be back tomorrow.
We'll keep it a little bit lighter tomorrow.
Maybe we'll actually talk about something a little bit different.
We're not just going to fight all week Maybe we'll call tomorrow night a new hope
In honor of going to the stars and the moon
On the chia bags
We'll see
I'm super bullish with chia still and even more than i've been
i'm not it's not that i'm not bullish it's just i'm aware yeah that what we're doing is hard
it's not easy this is going to be a long road
yeah man but it's going to be worth it hopefully yeah
it's like that old
story pilgrims progress you ever read
that you're younger no but I mean I
don't see Bram and Jean giving up
tomorrow so just about doing the right
next right thing the next next right
move always even if it means doing the
harder route.
Always staying
on the up and up.
Yeah, I feel like that's the best way to go about it.
We'll be okay, man.
What's the worst that's going to happen? It's going to hit a bottom
eventually.
Eventually, the sellers are going to run out of coins.
I mean, CNI's got a lot of fucking coins, the sellers are gonna run out of coins i mean cni's got a lot of fucking coins but eventually they'll run out of coins
eventually it has nowhere to go but up
that's just math by the way i think bullish was saying this earlier here in another space
but that's just literally math that's how fucking markets work
and like if you think about it,
if you were to onboard people,
wouldn't you want to onboard them at the bottom
so that they can all get the gains?
Like, why are we just
trying to hog the gains for ourselves?
You know what I mean?
Like, it's better to onboard people at the bottom.
Now, chances are we're gonna
catch a lot of the wave
riding these green candles
up, but
there's got to be a bottom
too.
And Chia's been nice and sideways for a
long time, so, I mean, you can consider
$30 a bottom
if it goes up high enough.
You could say, well, fuck,
Chia sat at $30 for almost four years
like you had more than enough time to buy it.
Right?
You're not wrong.
Dude, I think, I don't know about
violent repricing, but I have a feeling it's going to be
steady up on the weight once it hits a certain
point. Like, if C&I just
was like, okay, we are at a point
where we don't need to sell anymore.
Or they run out of tokens.
Or they fucking...
The lights shut off.
Like, what are you going to fucking do?
Does the blockchain stop when the lights shut off at CNI?
Just means somebody else owns all the fucking tokens.
Are we at a dollar?
Sure, we're at a dollar.
But then I just own lots of dollars fucking tokens. Are we at a dollar? Sure, we're at a dollar, but then I just own
lots of dollars of tokens
and then when it goes up to $10,
I'll just fucking still get the gains
or whatever, man.
It's just math.
Well, it sounds like you got it covered, pal.
I hope so.
I don't know, man.
If I didn't bet on myself,
I don't know who the fuck I would bet on
in this goddamn space, but
fucking CNI.
Listen,
I love Gene and Bram, man. They got so much
hope. They make me hopeful.
That's what you need, man. You need founders
that are here, present, not on
the run from fucking Interpol.
You can shout them a message
and they'll reach me.
Is that a red flag?
Potential.
Not for me it isn't.
I'm all in on that.
Again, I appreciate you guys. Thanks a lot for
all your hard work.
We're going to filter over into
Edspace now, so we'll
see you guys over there. Thank you for coming and have a good night.
I don't have any cool like intro or outro shit.
So I'm just going to end it. Thank you.
