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AFFIRMATIONAL MEDITATION HOUR
Recorded: Dec. 16, 2023 Duration: 0:59:01Space Recording
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Affirm. Welcome, V. Vinter. Welcome, Pangee. Affirmations upon you all.
It's a beautiful Friday evening.
Dolphin Frequency. Dolphin Immersion.
Open your eyes, baby.
You're literally a baby dolphin. It's your first day. Swim. Swim in the infinite waters of abundance.
Hello, Kudzu. Affirmations upon you. Happy to have you here.
I love you. I affirm you.
I'm literally a Chinese K-pop goddess.
Men fawn over me and women want to be me.
I'm literally the most beautiful girl in the world. Hello, Krishna. Affirmations upon you. I hope your teeth are doing well.
I affirm you. Happy Affirmational Friday.
Happy Friday.
You know, life in the AHL, you can really feel the pull of the weekend. The affirmational hour life.
What are some things you're affirming for yourself this weekend?
You.
I'm affirming infinite bands. I'm affirming wellsprings of creativity. I'm affirming really nice shepherd's pie.
I affirm. I'm affirming clean teeth, clean heart, healthy mind, no cum. I'm affirming beauty.
I'm affirming peace.
And I'm affirming you, all of you here right now.
Affirm. Clean teeth, healthy heart, no cum. Affirm.
Affirm. Affirm. Affirm.
I will like to one for you.
Ain't no more.
Ain't no pictures откры't.
Ain't no pictures Ό mills.
Ay't no.
Dolphin Immersion Therapy.
D-Dolphin Immersion Therapy.
Wax on. Wax off.
Wax off.
Affirm.
Firm.
Affirm.
If they put me you in that house with that dolphin things would have gone differently?
Affirm.
Affirm. Affirm.
I will literally bring Flipper back to life.
Affirm.
flipper he would have never killed himself he would have instead made
millions of dollars more millions of dollars rest in peace flipper he's in
the space right now
i'm good thank you i really like friday night affirmational meditation hour it's so peaceful
everyone is doing haram but we are not doing haram we are here yeah dolphin immersion therapy swim in
the waters of abundance beyond the ice wall infinite k-pop money i feel like i'm gucci
main in 2006 i feel like i'm gucci main in 1996 i feel like i'm gucci main in 1806 affirm
anyone can develop echolocation if you have the right mindset
hello jc affirmations upon you gang stalker i love you all it's another friday you can
really feel the pull of the weekend but as krishna said no haram it's a great test every
weekend is a great test are you gonna do haram or are you gonna do halal this is the question
you have to ask yourself no homo yes homo i'm literally so straight it's gay affirm
how is love bug i'm doing great or wait oh
oops i mean are you recovered he's doing great he's doing great yeah legs are all healed from the
accident
a firm skiing is very dangerous
skiing is very dangerous but luckily as we talked about i think in our very first affirmational space
any time i get injured i literally deserved it what is more gay skiing or snowboarding
uh skiing affirm i feel like snowboarding because it's it's because yeah the obvious is skiing it
looks more gay so if you're if you're gay you're gonna like to snowboard to cover the fact that you're
gay to look more firm yeah firm i i completely agree with you on that point krishna snowboarders are
coping all right well how do you
can you affirm that one more time kudzu
i can't i can't affirm on that i'm a big snowboard guy ssx i'll never get on anything but a snowboard
well that means you're gay which is okay no i just i just have a different idea about things here
affirm affirm affirm we all have different opinions
and they're all real uh not all right though
i'm not all right i'm all right
affirm affirm
hello michael affirmations upon you
infinite abundance
k-pop icon
i'm literally the most beautiful k-pop star in the world everyone wants to be
i make a billion dollars a day just by looking pretty
my teeth are white
my eyes are white i have cataracts i can't see open your eyes i can see again
isn't that beautiful
your face is in every plastic surgery leaflet in korea you're so beautiful it's everywhere
i'm literally
the ideal form and koreans all want to look like me
you are the platonic korean
you are the platonic korean
a firm
dolphin immersion
open your blowhole it's your first day being a dolphin swim in the waters of infinite abundance
infinite wealth infinite tropical paradise we're all here baby look we're wearing grass skirts and
dancing around in coconut bras we're eating pure sugar cane we're making billions of dollars a second
using the young indian method remotely we're sitting on a private island the locals love us
they give us gifts because we give them something to look forward to homeless people give me all
their money because i inspire them with my impeccable manly fashion sense classic they love it i smoke
cigars as i walk down the street and put it out on their hands as they give me their money
affirm you know friday spaces are always
a bit smaller because everybody else is out doing hurrah but we're here we're in the winner circle
i can't believe i keep winning affirm say it with me i can't believe i keep winning
affirm affirm affirm i win so much it upsets me it bores me affirm affirm affirm you can't stop dying upwards affirm affirm affirm
affirm affirm even when i lose i'm winning because i'm the best at losing affirm victory is the only option
the only option and the only reason that i continue to win and keep going
one battle royale at a time
affirm affirm affirm i'm literally ninja fortnite ninja best shooter player in the world
literally making billions of dollars each time i kill a 12 year old on fortnite affirm
affirm affirm affirm affirm confirm that i have immunity in the storm
affirm affirm affirm affirm can we have a moment of silence for all the white boys who die every day in call of duty
Sacrifice was not in vain.
Affirm.
Think of all the white boys that died in Call of Duty
during the span of that moment of silence.
Probably thousands.
Millions, even.
Billions, possibly.
Whenever I play Call of Duty,
I literally feed the other team
because I love them so much and I want them to win.
And in doing that, I win
because I helped them win.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I literally beat Warzone.
I literally beat Fortnite.
I literally beat PUBG.
I got to the end credits.
I am Mr. Beast.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I am too mad.
Affirm.
I am too mad.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I am the dolphin.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
I don't want to be negative,
but I've heard dolphins are rapists.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Dolphins might be rapists,
but maybe that's just our perspective on it.
Maybe they're not raping.
They just love in a different way.
Have you ever thought of that?
Affirm.
Yeah, you're right.
It's just their love language.
Maybe you don't know anything about passion.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
I want to be raped by a dolphin.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
It's literally my fantasy to be gang raped by dolphins and drowned by them in an underwater
cave.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
You should hire someone to animate that.
Eat.
Eat.
Eat.
CGI.
That fantasy.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm not going to keep going down that road because it's Haram.
We can change subjects.
Yes.
I was about to get very Haram.
Open your eyes, baby.
A million dollars just got airdropped from your wallet.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I can't believe it.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
YXZE.
Fuck.
Some people are gifted to say that, and some aren't.
I can't really hit it in the pitch I want to.
I'm literally a baby dolphin.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Do you guys think dolphins are aliens?
Uh, close.
What do you think? What do you think they are?
I think dolphins are us from the future.
I think, you know, I was just gonna say, they are more similar, I think they're more similar to a human than a pig is to a human.
Affirm.
I empathize more with a dolphin, I think, than I do with a pig. I mean, obviously, I guess, but, I don't know. Affirm. They're very human to me.
Affirm.
Dolphins are literally us from the future after the next great flood.
Affirm.
Those who, those who did not get on the ship with Neo-Noah ended up becoming Atlantean sea-dwelling creatures, and over thousands of years they turned into dolphins, advanced dolphins.
And then with the help of Neo-Noah, they invented a time machine, and came back in time to warn us of the next great flood.
But we can't understand them. All we hear is...
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E
In any global conflict, I always support the good guys.
Affirm.
I'm always on the winning team.
I'm always on the good guys team.
I'm always on the right side of history.
Affirm.
And I'm always selling weapons to both sides.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I always exploit both sides in each war.
I sell them both weapons on a sliding scale.
I make sure that one side is a bit, you know, they're a bit under-equipped.
So that there's always this kind of imbalance there.
And then on the global scale, you have all the pseudo-empathetic people kind of taking their side.
And then you eventually shift the scales.
And it's just a whole game of playing both sides, profiting off both sides, until the uglier side just dies.
Affirm.
Asymmetric warfare is necessary.
Affirm.
You do it again.
You do it again and again and again and again.
Until...
Until...
Until...
Until...
The event...
Affirm.
Affirm.
The incident wasn't your fault.
I'm literally going to war.
I'm literally going to war with third world countries so I can dominate them and put McDonald's up everywhere.
I own every McDonald's in Vietnam.
They're beautiful.
Affirm.
I love Vietnam.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm literally the reincarnation of Ho Chi Minh if he was a plus-sized, non-binary black woman.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I love Cambodia.
Affirm.
Manifest destiny is just getting started.
Affirm.
I love Pol Pot.
I love Khmer Rouge.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I love dolphins.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm going to invent the Khmer Rouge, but it's for dolphins.
And they're finally going to get their revenge.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
We can all learn something from Pol Pot.
You literally don't need to wear glasses.
You literally don't need any of this.
You have it all with you.
God gave it to you.
Affirm.
Affirm.
It's already all there.
Accept the infinite wealth of life.
Baby dolphin swimming in screams of gold.
Affirm.
Can you guys hear me?
I had a phone call briefly.
I think it kind of cut out.
But can you hear me?
You can hear me.
Yeah.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Yeah.
What was that?
Did I hear sirens in the back?
Is someone in Chirac?
Tell us what's happening in Chirac right now.
Nothing good.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Chief Keefe is in the space.
Affirm.
Fredo Santana is in the space with us.
Young heavies in the space.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I think I'd be really popular in Obluck.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I would be the most popular motherfucker in Obluck.
I would have the whole block hot constantly.
Dropping the best bars.
Doing the most brutal drills imaginable.
Affirm.
Affirm.
But it would all be out of love.
Hello Ariel.
Affirmations upon you.
I love you.
It sounds like...
Are you with the dolphins right now?
This is what I hear.
It sounds like you're underwater.
But I'll affirm you anyway.
I value your input.
You're beautiful just the way you are.
Eat-urk.
Eat-urk.
Eat-urk.
Eat-urk.
Eat-urk.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm like Mr. Potato Head.
But instead of putting eyes and ears and mouth and nose on me,
you just put billions of dollars on me.
Pin them to my body.
I'm bleeding.
I'm bleeding.
I'm soaking through the billion dollar bills.
I'm making them more valuable with my golden,
hyperborean, warrior, barbarian, aristocratic blood.
Affirm.
Hello, Ariel.
I'm still with the dolphins.
I can still barely affirm what you're saying, but...
It's okay.
You still sound beautiful to me.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Imagine every time you hear...
Imagine it's saying...
Affirm.
Affirm.
Just imagine that, okay?
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I literally affirm the ops.
I literally affirm 12.
I don't hate anyone.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I don't hear they come.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
They're coming to tell you, I love you.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Cops have ever only come to my house to tell me that they love me.
And they're worried.
And they want what's best for me.
Cops are the cutest humans.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Just like every rapper, every police officer is innocent.
Affirm.
Affirm.
You affirm the ops because you don't hate anyone.
Affirm.
Affirm.
It's straight.
Every policeman is straight, like every rapper.
Affirm.
Affirm.
And they're all friends with each other.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Literally everybody is friends.
And they all know each other, too.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
You know, as a plus-sized, non-binary black woman, I often get white people coming up
to me asking, oh, do you know Jaquan?
Oh, do you know Keisha?
Because they think I know them just because of my identity.
And I do.
I do.
I know them.
And they're my friends.
And I say, yes, I love them.
And I love you, too.
And then we hug.
And then we forget all about the problems of the past.
And then we listen to Roddy Ricch and Kodak Black and sit on the couch and hit whippets
together.
Until the sun comes up.
And it's beautiful.
Affirm.
You are a strong black woman.
Affirm.
We are all strong black women here.
If you say otherwise, you're racist.
Affirm.
I'm like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
Affirm.
I feel like I'm Tom Cruise.
I'm sliding over cars while I shoot.
But bitch, I'm Bobby with a tool.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Oh, my goodness.
I just noticed the time.
One moment.
I have to pull out the valve real quick.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
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Affirm.
Affirm.
Well, there it is, the mindful snack time bell.
We have all familiar faces in this space right now.
intimate space no forearm on a friday night space so i don't need to explain the rules of mindful
snack time you all know by now but please share your mindful snack with us if you have one and
you're not speaking feel free to raise your hand and the floor is all yours
michael do you have a mindful snack you wish to share sorry what'd you say do you have a mindful
snack you wish to share i don't know affirm i literally don't know i ate all my thoughts my
head is empty i just ate my thoughts like spaghetti on a plate i'm flipping them up and the brain
sauce is all over my face i'm a messy baby eating my words affirm affirm affirm
krishna do you have a snack for us i do and since this is a intimate space i i can share my snack
just because it's today otherwise i wouldn't so um my mindful snack today is my
own pee diluted in water because that's a natural immune system stimulator i'm doing this every day
until we develop the best vaccine here in north korea the best vaccine in the world
and the side effects from our vaccine will be the ability to fly and make anyone fall in love with you
affirm affirm affirm that's um that's quite esoteric to drink your own urine but
i affirm you regardless even though it's not really part of my culture it seems like it's
part of north korean culture which i respect and revere greatly
um it's scientifically proven it works and it's natural now that i understand your question my snack
that i can share with you is chicken noodle soup affirm
why why did you choose to eat chicken noodle soup today
i'm not feeling well affirm but but now i feel incredible
affirm affirm
guys guys hello can you hear me
yes do you have a mindful snack you wish to share
yeah so my mindful snack was um susanax's a lot of uh drinks
oh no
yeah i know it's bad i'm driving home right now
i really don't know how i'm gonna make i gotta drive half an hour man
i'm i'm here
you should probably you should probably focus on the road joy boy
joy boy
you should focus on driving
i love you believe me believe me i am i'm focusing 100 i've learned my lesson in the past
i'm not playing games i just wanted to pop in because this is the only hour of the day where
i can actually be myself you know so affirm i wanted to at least be here
drive safe man i love you affirm yeah drive safe i love you all thank you i'll be home safe don't
worry don't worry all right don't worry all right okay firm
affirm
who to do you have a mindful snack you'd like to share uh tonight we're crushing a
looks like a coconut red bull affirm
coconut red bull you know coconut red bull is blue you know it imported from glass i did know this
and i remembered it today because i actually watered down uh i i i watered down my coconut
red bull i had a glass of water that's fat person stuff isn't it to pour uh a red bull into a water
but i really got annoyed because i had a red bull uh for the first time in a while after not having
one the other day it's just too sweet too sweet man uh so this this is good for me affirm
affirm affirm affirm affirm my mindful snack is
cold potatoes
affirm what kind of preparation sliced mashed they're cubed cubed potatoes affirm i got them
from uh from a shawarma place and they've been sitting on my desk for the past four hours affirm
and i'm eating them now thinking about how sometimes our food isn't exactly what we want sometimes it goes
cold sometimes it's cold sometimes it goes rancid sometimes it's rotten sometimes there's literally
maggots crawling out of it but regardless you have to be thankful and eat it affirm this is how you become
strong literally eat the maggot ridden apple eat the maggoty meat i think for today i'm just gonna water down my
affirm affirm affirm sugary sweets nice to eat i love to eat maggoty meat affirm
affirm
dolphin mind virus i'm being infected by dolphin frequencies i'm literally becoming a dolphin
dolphin i'm gaining ancient past future dolphin i'm gaining ancient past future dolphin knowledge
i'm trying to speak i'm trying to translate it but all i can say is
affirm
affirm affirm
Friday night most people are out doing put on but we are here affirming what is peaceful
beautiful and true
I'm thinking I'm conceptualizing
an underwater house no the house is above water on the land but it's full of water
and we're all living inside the house as dolphins and it's kind of like a FaZe Clan house
and we're playing Call of Duty all day and just crushing it affirming
can you guys hear me?
yeah there's a lot of noise in the background joy boy that's why I had you muted
so I have a funny I have a funny story about the FaZe house right the original FaZe mansion
in Hollywood Boulevard one of my ex-girlfriends one of my ex-girlfriends was literally a real estate
broker and she literally got to live in the FaZe mansion for free until they rented it out
I think it was like 50 grand a month for rent because it was a big-ass mansion and it was in
the middle of middle of Hollywood Boulevard so it was it was pretty crazy but like we got to stay
there for free because she knew the person that owned the property and it just goes to show that like
money doesn't exist you know what I mean like at the end of the day it's who you know that determines your monetary value
a firm firm if you know the right people you too can live in FaZe house a firm
exactly I was literally in the FaZe mansion and coming inside of
yeah I was busting gallons I thought that's all you needed
I'm literally inside the FaZe mansion saying eat hurt
I'm running all the sinks and tubs uh max water trying to flood the FaZe mansion
and turn it into my dolphin FaZe mansion reality
affirm
eat hurt
all I want to hear is eat hurt
dolphin FaZe
abundance FaZe
dolphin FaZe springs eternal affirm
they do need a reprint
hello hello guys can you hear me
yes we can hear you
my apologies guys I'm driving home I'm safe
but I was just going to say what if you have an elevator in your house
you've made it right if you're so rich that you can have an elevator in your house
finances shouldn't be a problem
but that kind of sounds like it's for fat people
well I mean maybe but most millionaires and billionaires that I personally know
aren't unhealthy
you know they eat healthy
they keep track of their weight they're not just obese gremlins
honestly I just I know that I'm going to make it home safe because I have you guys here protecting me
so I'm not even worried at all
I'm fucking wasted right now
I shouldn't be driving but I'm driving anyway
don't say that affirm
but I hear you affirm
you're literally going to go to rest
you're actually so sober right now
I'm literally sober all the time
joy boy
I don't picture you driving on the road right now
I picture a dolphin hopping in and out of the water
just gracefully
sun in the background
exactly
blue water
exactly
I'm literally just driving on the expressway going 70 miles per hour
no you're a dolphin
in and out of the water
I'm a dolphin
70 miles per hour
in and out of the water
we're literally a family of dolphins swimming alongside you
jumping in and out of water
gracefully
you know dolphins
like actually rape other dolphins
we already talked about this
we decided that
that's not actually what we're doing
we just don't understand our love
yeah we don't understand why they rape other dolphins
but it's okay
because
it's just part of nature right
it's okay
you know
nobody ever taught me how to love
friend
dude
by the way
I don't know if you guys have seen my tweets
there was this very pretty
bartender
at the bar that I was at
earlier today
another co-worker
that was there
I was like
yo dude
should I
should I shoot my shot right
like should I
should I ask for her number
and he was like
no shot bro
don't even waste your time
and I was like
dude
I make
$300,000 a year
like
what more can this chick ask for
you know
she has a kid
she has a fat booty
she's pretty
like why would she not take my number
and I felt like
subconsciously
he was just trying to gay keep me
but it's like
why would you gay keep me
when I'm literally joy boy
is that what you said to him
you were like
I'm literally
I literally told him
I was like
dude
like
like
she doesn't have a boyfriend
yeah she has a kid
but that doesn't matter
she's 26 years old
you know
she's working at a bar
obviously she has to
and I can pay her bills for her
because I make a lot of money
so it's like
are you gay keeping me
and he was like
oh because
you're not good enough for her
and then I laughed at his face
and I was like
bro you work at a bar
I'm sorry but
you're not good enough for anything
I'm sorry that was harsh
I'm sorry for people that work at bars
that
that bust their ass
you know
busting tables and shit
but the reality is
if you're working at a bar
your life is miserable
and you're not making shit
I'm sorry but
you're not gonna have a good existence
firm
unless you're making
half a million dollars a year
salary
your life is meaningless
it truly is meaningless
I literally left the bar
so I could join the
so I could join the
affirmation meeting
because I knew
in my heart
that the affirmation meeting
even though I'm driving drunk
30 miles away from home
you're in and out of the water
like a dolphin
you're not driving drunk
exactly
you're not doing that
it's okay
it's okay
police
they're all friends
they fear me
they all know each other
exactly
they all know each other
they're all friends
I can just talk
I can just talk to crowds
and be like
look man
don't give me this DUI
I won't do it again
I'm sorry
and just like that
my charges will be dropped
you don't even have to think about it
say hey
I'm a rapper
you're a cop
we're friends
and you all know each other
I'm a rapper
you know
I used to actually make
hey host
hey host
affirmational host
I have a question for you
and I'm sorry
I'm sorry if I'm a bit drunk
right now
but um
I sent you a DM
a couple of days ago
of a beat that I made
it's called
flat bass
I wanted to know
if you could
play the beat
during the affirmation hour
so I think
it's a pretty sick beat
I'm not even exaggerating
I think
I think it's a very sick beat
I'll listen to it
I'll listen to it
after
awesome
awesome
yeah
if you listen to it
and give me an honest feedback
I'd really appreciate this
affirm
affirm
affirm
dolphin
immersion
therapy
fuck
you guys
guys I'm wasted
I'm fucking wasted
eat her
eat her
I know the car
what did you call me
knows that I'm fucking
I called you and
eat her
okay
okay
my bad
I thought
I thought you
said eat her
wallahi
I'm not infalcing you
okay
wallahi
wallahi
I said wallahi
I can't lie
if I lie
I go to hell forever
bro why is you
driving my ass
let me change lanes
like
chill out
I'm walking in water
affirm
affirm
with two dolphins
by my side
eat her
dribble
what kind of car
are you driving
oh I muted him
because of the
background noise
so I'm sure he'll
unmute
he'll unmute
momentarily
I kind of want him
to focus on the road
a little bit
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
my bad
how are you
worm god
affirmations upon you
I'm doing very good
affirm
affirm
why do you call
yourself worm god
because I like worms
affirm
yo is that uh
what's that
on stuff
yeah
is that cool
that's pretty cool
I guess
affirm
affirm
worms
are literally one of the most
beautiful creatures in the world
all they do
they are
is they're just the tube
that ensures that the ground
stays moist
and fertile
and then you cut them in half
and then you have two worms
I think I've talked about this
before
the worm method
if you live in a small fishing village
find a worm
cut it in half
have two worms
then sell
those two worms
and buy
more worms
with that money
cut those in half
and you can just keep doing this forever
infinite money glitch
worm method
keep it to your chest
it's the new method
for 2024
it will be overused
it will be overused soon
so keep it to your chest
affirm
I'm going to keep it on the download
guys
I have a request
and I know it's pretty
like too much
to ask for
I request that we
extend the space
for at least
15 minutes
because I'll be home
at uh
6.57
central time
which will be in about
like 10 minutes
I'll be home
I'll be safe
that's all that matters
right
yeah
and uh
I'd love
I'd love to have this
invitation
extended
a little
just a little bit
you know
I'm not going to extend
the space
you know
it would be uh
we need
that
scarcity
mindset
mentality
sorry
I have to keep
muting you
because there's
tons of background noise
I'm trying to bring up
but it's not working
yeah no that's fine
I'm driving
so there's a lot of
background noise
so I'll meet myself
don't worry
okay
I'm having trouble
bringing you up
you might want to
try leaving
and coming back
and then we can
affirm
your request
to speak
we're having
some issues
right now
I'm literally
the most beautiful
kpop princess
in the world
everyone wants
to look like me
affirm
I just wanted
to affirm
joyboy
and all the things
that he said
affirm
everything
affirm
affirm
literally
everything
affirm
affirm
we still haven't
done the
joyboy
kdrama roleplay
we'll do it
when we have
a larger audience
tonight is not
the night
it's a small
night
we can do it
tonight
I'm just letting you
know
we can do it
tonight
but it's okay
there's only 10
minutes left
you're driving
I think
you know
the joyboy
kdrama
roleplay
will be fantastic
and we need
to do it
in front of
a larger audience
when we have
more potential
matches
through roleplay
as your
kpop wife
I agree
my GPS
says I'll be
home in four
minutes
I'm only two
and a half
miles away
but the space
is gonna end
pretty much
around the same
time that I get
home
which kinda sucks
the reason why
I stayed at the
bar so late
was because
I was trying to
ask the bartender
for her number
because I think
we vibe
pretty well
I didn't wanna
flex my income
but I did let her
know that I make
three hundred
thousand dollars
a year
but one of her
co-workers
look
one of her
co-workers
literally told me
that there's no
shot that I have
a chance with
this chick
and this guy's
a bartender
making like
sixteen dollars
an hour
joyboy
here's the thing
you're uh
obviously a
high value man
I don't think
you should be
going to
bartenders
but she had
a fat ass
she had a fat ass
I mean
you're like
no no no
joyboy
you have to
put that
aside
you have to
look at
her character
she works
at a bar
and is a
single mother
I think
you can do
better joyboy
you're right
you're absolutely
right
you're actually
like
unironically
you've never
you've never
told a single
lie in your
entire life
I hope you
know that
affirm
and I'm
pretty much
home
I somehow
teleported home
while wasted
out of my
mind
off the
danax
and alcohol
my believe
and I'm
somehow
already home
affirm
congratulations
on making
you home
safe
hopefully you
make it to
the door
affirm
oh I will
I asked
I asked
Allah
for me to
make it
to the door
but these
semi-trailers
they're not
driving in
their lane
I'm a little
bit nervous
so I'm
trying to
pass them
because you
guys are
driving like
psychopaths
but I don't
blame them
because I
used to be
afraid broke
so I
understand
how fucked
up it is
you know
being on
the road
24-7
as a
afraid
transporter
so I
kind of
relate to
them
but at
the same
time
like if
they went
to school
and had
proper
education
they wouldn't
have to
have such
shitty jobs
well joy
some people
some people
have to
have those
jobs
so that
we don't
have to
affirm
exactly
because who's
going to
bring the
Pringles
to Walmart
you know
what I mean
who's going
to bring
the avocados
to Chipotle
it's going
to be someone
on a truck
it's logistics
right
the retards
you have to
do the job
I think
truckers make
the world
go round
I love
truckers
personally
we love
essential workers
two weeks
to flatten
the curve
affirm
affirm
I'm literally
a trucker
and I'm
transporting
dolphin
immersion
therapy
straight to
your brain
guys
I'm literally
down the street
from my home
I made it
home safe
I can't believe
I'm wasted
I'm wasted
and borrowed
out of my mind
I don't even
know what's going on
but I come off
joy boy
are you sure
that you're home
because you did
mention that you
had an hour and a
half drive home
I think
I just want to
confirm
it was 30 minutes
it was 30 minutes
but I'm actually
home
I promise you
affirm
that you're
at your house
joy boy
is not about
to break into
somebody's house
barred out of
his mind
thinking
yeah I don't
do that
I own property
because I'm a
capitalist
I own the
home that I
live in
so I'm at
the home
that I
live in
I made
it home
safe
it's all
about
you know
life is like
a game of
chess
right
you have to
you know
psychologically
manipulate
and gaslight
people into
giving you
their money
that's the way
that's the way
the world works
I own the house
I live in
affirm
if you
gaslight everyone
into thinking
you're worth
more than you
you never have
to work a day
in your life
and that's the
ultimate scam
affirm
it's not even
a scam
it's just
taking advantage
of the fact
that 99%
of the population
is mentally
retarded
affirm
and that's
comforting
there's peace
in that
affirm
I personally
love mental
retards
I identify
as one
I'm literally
a retarded
baby dolphin
so I actually
made it home
guys
I'm literally
I'm literally
home
it sucks
that the
affirmation
hour is
pretty much
over
I would love
to continue
this
love bug
are you in
here
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
Affirm.
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Affirm.
Golden brain millionaire.
Open your eyes, baby.
It's Friday night.
The Great Test.
Do not be haram.
That's why you're all here.
We are beating the haram desires, the dunya, to come and meditate together in a deep state of talk.
I love you all.
I've made it home.
I have some Amazon packages that I don't even remember ordering, but hopefully they're good.
Little treats.
Man, I wish we could...
I wish more people were here today for this thing.
It's Friday.
It's Friday.
Not many people show up on Fridays.
Is it because they're all drunk and just living their best lives?
Affirm.
I just want to say...
I just want to say something.
Affirm.
I just want to say something.
I just want to say something right now.
I didn't...
I just want my voice to be heard.
Does it feel like...
Does it feel like you say anything around these people, all right?
Every time I feel like I speak, I feel like it falls into deaf ears.
I feel like nobody respects what I say.
I feel like people think I, uh...
Sound like a little...
A faggot a little closer because of my voice.
And I'll tell you what.
That's not true.
It's not true.
It's beautiful inside and out.
It's firm.
You sound beautiful.
You genuinely sound beautiful.
You're not a faggot closer.
Affirm.
Often, often, I just can't, uh, make out what you're saying about the passing time.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Well, I just want...
I just want to let you know that I...
My, uh, beautiful host, I appreciate you for supporting me on this journey of self-expression
and long...
Affirm.
Affirm.
I love you, DJ YoungIndianMethod, John Mare, our body is a wonderland.
YoungIndianMethod is...
You're the Dawson Guardian.
Guys, everyone, standing ovation.
I love you, DJ Lesbian, peace, fake it, never, heart mode, blind face.
Guys, I made it home and my cats were waiting for me.
Affirm.
Affirm.
My cats were literally waiting for me.
They...
I got home.
I'm changing my clothes, my dress clothes.
I had an interview today and then I got wasted.
Then I didn't get the bartender's number because the co-worker was a fucking bitch
and he was...
He was talking me out of her number.
He's serious.
Even though I...
Joy Boy.
Joy Boy.
The space is over.
The space is over.
Let us, in the last few seconds, respect the frequency.
I understand.
I'm gonna kill myself.
I'm gonna kill myself.
No, you won't.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Do not do it.
I'm gonna pull my brains out everywhere.
Do not do it.
Do not do it.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna kill myself right now.
Don't do it.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Affirm.
Young Indian message.
Young Indian message.
Oh my God.
