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AFFIRMATIONAL MEDITATION HOUR (COD MW2 LOBBY EDITION)
Recorded: Dec. 1, 2023 Duration: 0:59:42Space Recording
Full Transcription
I'll see you next time.
Affirmations be upon you.
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Receive money with no strings attached.
Affirm.
Affirmations upon you, boys.
Affirmations upon you.
The day was quite the day.
I was quite distraught earlier, but I'm feeling better now.
I'm terribly sorry to hear that.
Why were you distraught?
The sinners.
Ah, yes.
The sinners.
Of course.
Affirm.
I opened my Bible today, about an hour ago, when I was feeling distraught.
And I opened to Psalm 93, which is all about how God will destroy those who spread falsehoods and problems.
And it reassured me.
It affirmed to me quite a bit.
Yes, I think that the liars, they will ultimately be killed.
And the liars will be killed, put to death.
And, you know, the God will take care of them.
God will deal with them.
I don't know why, you know, I don't know why they feel the need to always lie.
But they do.
And, um, all we can do is keep affirming the truth, really.
Yeah.
Modern Warfare 2, bitch.
Modern Warfare 2.
Modern Warfare 2, bitch.
Best game ever.
Still cry thinking about the white boys dying in COD every night.
Affirm.
All the white boys are dying in COD every day.
Joy Boy, I don't know why you keep stepping down a speaker and then requesting.
I'm sorry, can you guys hear me?
Um, he posted in the Discord that he couldn't connect.
Okay.
Hello, hello.
We can hear you.
Hi, we can hear you.
Okay, thank you.
I thought the Matrix sent their agents to silence me.
Sorry.
Affirm.
No, they're actually, they're after me.
I woke up this morning, and there was two white vans across the street.
I am literally being gang-stalked by the CIA.
Oh my god, literally.
Affirm.
I am literally a gang-stalker.
I make all of my money through gang-stalking.
It's the best job ever because I get to fuck with people and make money at the same time.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
You know what bothers me, though?
Well, there's this one guy, there's this one guy who's a lawyer.
He's this fat fuck who works at this office building near my house, and I get paid a million
dollars a day to gang-stalk him, and basically I'll just go and hold the door for him every
morning and look him in the eye while I'm holding the door open for him, and that's
all I do, but that's enough.
That's enough because I've got cameras in his home, and I see the way he goes home to
his wife and has psychotic breakdowns every single night, thinking that he's being watched
but unable to put his finger on exactly who it is.
That's enough.
That's enough.
And that's passive income, baby.
That's, uh, that's transaction complete, baby.
Wallet.
Wallet connected.
Wallet has been connected.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Ding.
I just leveled up.
I just had a financial level up.
Grats.
Grats.
OMG, thank you.
OMG.
It's literally PVP.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Pretty versus pretty.
Pretty versus pretty.
PVP.
PVP.
Cute versus cute.
I was thinking today about the cute act political compass that we'll soon be revealing, and I was
thinking, tell me what you think of this love bug, and, you know, the listeners, they can
weigh in, too.
Um, but, but I was thinking that the opposite of cute is not actually ugly, but scary.
And so, if you look at, if you look at EAC, it's, um, it's kind of chaotic scary, whereas
we're, we're chaotic cute, if that makes sense.
And there's also lawful scary.
There's also lawful scary, which are just the kind of the scared, the ones who are scared.
Like, so, so, the doomers, the ones who can't handle it.
And that's, that's lawful scary.
And then, you know, there's lawful cute, too.
Like, we have friends who are on our side who are maybe not as, like, Todd, you know,
who's, who's a little more, a little less extreme, perhaps, but definitely still on the
same team in spirit.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Yeah, I think that's great.
It's funny, because in, um, in Japanese, um, the word cute, kawaii, is very similar
to the word scary, kawaii.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yes.
And so it's, uh, it's really, and these, these people, they just scare me.
They scare me.
And it evokes how they scare me.
And I want people to understand that they're being scary and they need to stop and they need
to be cute instead.
And it's not funny.
It's not a game.
It's not a joke.
You need to stop being scary and just be cute because you're scaring people.
You're scaring.
You're literally scaring me.
You're scaring me.
Why are you being mean?
You're scaring me.
Stop.
I love you.
You're scaring me.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You sound crazy.
I sound smart.
I sound sane.
I sound intelligent.
I sound reasonable.
I sound like I've never been wrong in my life.
I sound like everything I say is something that if you forget it, you better, you know,
you better expect that, that you'll never, uh, you'll never make a dollar in your
life.
So you better listen to everything I say.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Everything I say is seven, seven, seven.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Affirm.
Everything I say is 360 quick scoping.
Literally.
Literally.
Everyone.
I'm 360 quick scoping all the bad vibes with my Q.
Affirm.
I'm literally spawn camping all the bad vibes out of existence.
I'm literally spawn camping.
I'm literally getting a chopper.
Real-life financial knife game.
Tac knife.
Tac knife.
Tac knife.
Tac knife.
I'm demoting everyone who doesn't.
Tactical insertion.
Affirm.
Tactical nuke inbound.
I'm putting a tactical insertion behind the screen.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I just tactically inserted my wallet into the blockchain and made a billion dollars.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Tactical insertion.
No homo.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Yes homo.
Affirm.
Question mark.
Yes homo.
Yes homo.
Non-binary.
Yes.
Affirm.
Blurk.
Blurk.
I'm literally non-binary.
Love.
Affirm.
I'm literally non-binary.
I'm tribe.
I agree.
I'm literally prestige 15.
Affirm.
In the gender scene.
Affirm.
I literally prestiged the gender binary.
Tenth prestige in the gender binary.
I'm literally 10th prestige gender binary.
I'm literally identify as a tactical nuke inbound.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
Literally.
11-17-49-12-50.
Literally nigga.
Affirm.
Literally.
What's your ping?
Say your ping.
Say your ping.
My ping's 64.
what's your ping I have 249 say your ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping cha-ching
cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching cha-ching literally literally literally seven
seven seven abundance await it says no homo financial opening no homo a firm financial
gateway opening abundance gateway unlocking tree of life passive income tree of life chakra awakening
seven seven seven balance tactical knife tactical knife tactical nuke inbound
financial wallhack financial aimbot financial pvp my pink is higher than my future a firm
it's not my ping it's my ding level up my my bank account is literally one gay guy in italy who
spends all of my money on terrible designer clothes and i don't care because i love everyone a firm
my bank account is literally one retarded gay guy who i don't even like but i give my money to for
no reason a firm firm i know he'll spend it on all the best that's the thing i i the thing is they
they they they really i don't think they dress well i just don't not to be hateful a firm
like do you remember queer eye for the straight guy that they rebranded as queer eye a firm yeah
yeah yeah that shit was like fucking like um no russian to me
no russian was the best mission in gaming literally literally literally you just get out
of an elevator and you start massacring yeah where do you think this is going where do you
think what what kind of ride do you think this is a firm this is a ride to pleroma we are on a way
this is a one-way jet ski trip to getting lost in the horizon of the ocean breaking both of your legs
and returning with millions of dollars you literally don't even need legs get into a jet ski accident
can you hear me right now yeah yeah we can hear you oh i just want to say about the gym and uh
oh we're gonna miss you i'm actually in a group hall right now but uh nobody can hear me so
so you're leaving us you need to wish me well
i wish you well as well i wish you the best
utilize utilize the young jewish method utilize the indian method 2.0 utilize all your resources
kill every single billionaire in the world hang them yeah and steal all their money
all right right um i don't know if you can hear the gym sound in the background i think i'm excited
working out so see ya no you're good have a good one i'll see you tomorrow
i have mod menu for good vibes
affirm guys i have a question we were not in skyrim last night that did not happen
affirm affirm affirm never went to skyrim that's only your imagination affirm
hey hi king leader of the council i have a request
may i speak yes
so my request is today we talk about how we're gonna make brg the wealth the wealthiest organization
on the planet affirm request allowed request affirmed
perfect perfect
so what's the game plan how are we gonna do it um well we could start
we're literally making money right now we're literally making money right now
i mean i am but i don't know about the rest of you
i don't know about the rest of you i'm making don't be a you you gotta be a me
you have to be a millionaire to be a billionaire you have to be
a billionaire to be a trillionaire and what comes after that
you have to have a dollar to make a hundred dollars there's always one step up on the staircase
exactly
take two steps back go three steps forward that's still one step baby
open your eyes that's hard to do with no legs
open your eyes it's okay use your arms pull yourself across the floor with your hands
remember the saying guys there are no mistakes in life only lessons
only lessons
only
and affirmation
and snack time mindful snack time
literally literally literally literally literally literally
these spaces have happened every single day for the past one million days
don't you remember all of the spaces all of the times that we've talked
it's literally been a billion i remember all of them and then i remember crying myself to sleep
on thanksgiving because we had to take a short break
that did not occur but there was no thanksgiving break
the space did happen
no thanksgiving
so i was just in the mental hospital then
and i imagine
you're literally in the mental hospital
you're literally
am i still there
oh god
oh god no
remember joy
high council king save me
you need to save me from this mental hospital
they are going to lobotomize me in 48 minutes
lobotomies are healthy
affirm
so get the lobotomy
affirm
yes affirm
it's a necessary procedure
affirm
it's on my christmas wish list
it will make you finally happy
affirm
will i finally be liberated
thank you
that's all i needed to hear
turn off your brain
turn on
it's never on
that's what the xanax is for
is that what the point of the mask is
that's what the point of the mask is
that's what the point of the mask is
wait damascus or like damascus steel or the mask
like the mask
like the like the jim carrey movie
oh so i saw his mask
so i have to i just have to find the skull kid's mask
and then i take over the world
and make everyone a billionaire
affirm
affirm
affirm
i want to quit my job
affirm
i don't know if i should do it though
affirm
i have to pay three mortgages
if i quit my job
well i have two jobs
i'm a greedy jewish person
in my heart
so i need more money
there is no such thing as
enough money
affirm
affirm
if i hear someone say the words
i have enough money
i kill them on the spot
affirm
tactical knife
affirm
literally
we need to hang them
we need to hang literally every billionaire
affirm
affirm
we need to send the ants after them
affirm
no russian
no russian
no russian
if we kill every billionaire on the planet
everyone becomes a billionaire
affirm
that's exactly
affirm
dear science
fuck you
love me
affirm
affirm
we're gonna go to we're gonna go to switzerland
we're gonna go to the to the lhc
the particle accelerator
at cern
and we're going to
we're gonna create
a mini black hole
smashing particles at near the speed of light
and we're going to literally destroy the planet
and the universe
and it's already happened
it's happened five times now
we're on the sixth timeline
i'm literally accelerating particles
affirm
I'm accelerating particles physically
i'm physically accelerating
i'm i'm i'm i'm accelerating
i'm physically accelerating so many particles
it's gay
no homo
affirm
pause
pause pause pause
knife game
knife game
tac knife
tac knife
tactical insertion
tactical nuke
inbound
affirm
spawn camping
did you guys know
spawn camping
did you guys know
if you if you put your hand
if you touch your hand to the wall
there is a point
zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero times a thousand zeros
chance that all the particles in your hand will line up perfectly with the particles in the wall
and your hand will literally phase through the wall
i literally see that every night
i literally see that every night
every night i walk into my wall
every night i walk into my wall
every night
every night i walk into my wall
so you've you've cracked the matrix
you have the source control
i also yeah i have a huge bump on my head constantly
when i hit the wall trying to fade through it
but then you did it
but then you did it
you fade through the wall
affirm
you are literally jesus christ
who walks on water
uh not affirm
not affirm
you may not not affirm
you must affirm
do not forget
there are only
there is only one rule
there is no warnings
this is pvp
tac knife
tac knife
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
i cry thinking about how many white boys die in cod everyday
affirm
affirm
i cry because
modern warfare 2 is the greatest game ever created
literally
and all the remakes are garbage
literally
literally
affirm
tac knife
tac knife
tac knife
tac knife
i cry because i have an army of pants
what's your ping
what's your ping
and they don't have legs
what's your ping
what's your ping
what's your ping i wanna know you baby
open your eyes
open your eyes
open your eyes baby
i'm gonna actually check my ping
oh my god
i'm getting comcast
i'm getting i'm getting scammed by comcast
literally
no like i'm actually getting scammed
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
we are all scamming you right now
we are literally all scamming you right now
they monopolize
you connected your wallet
it's unreal
i'm supposed to have 1.2 gigabytes download speed and i'm only getting 480
affirm
i'm going so good
affirm
9999999999999999
on screen
literally literally literally literally literally literally
my ping is literally infinite
my ping is literally infinite
I'm always lagging so you always see me
right after
right after I left the server.
Affirm.
I have 14 pings.
I just tested.
Demons only see my pixelated outline
when I kill them.
Affirm.
Affirm.
So I applied to a job
and I asked the recruiter
what is the...
because she said the salary was competitive.
So I asked her,
what do you mean by
base competitive salary?
And then she left me unseen.
So she deserves to die.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I understand what she meant.
Think of this base right now.
It's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
Your salary is PPP.
In my opinion,
the word lagging
should be cancelled
because if you read it backwards,
without DL and the G,
it says nigger.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
It shall not be said anymore.
It is the equivalent of the N-word.
And we will not be saying it
because we love everyone.
I am a nigger.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
This is a Call of Duty.
I'm literally a nigger.
I'm a nigger.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Can I get a moment of silence
for my haters?
Yes.
All your haters
are niggers.
Literally.
Affirm.
He's not laughing.
He's affirming.
Yes.
Every laugh is an affirm.
Affirm.
We need to bring back slavery.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Some people are meant to be slaves.
It's literally free money.
Affirm.
Exactly.
Affirm.
Literally just look around.
Like, all you need to do
is look around.
Literally look around.
When you see a black man
who's from Sudan,
he's probably six foot three,
jacked out of his mind,
he's made to pick up
his mission in the world.
Because of his physical stature
and minuscule pea brain,
his sole purpose and existence
is for him to pick cotton.
Affirm.
And this is coming from someone
who is literally black.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm allowed to say this.
But everyone's thinking it.
Not everybody is equal.
But, yeah, exactly.
People, they dance
and skid around this conversation.
Okay, the one thing
I'll say, black people,
they probably have a larger penis
than a white man.
But do they have a larger brain?
And because of that reason alone,
their own,
their sole purpose
is to pick cotton.
Call of Duty,
Baltimore,
for instance,
lobby.
Affirm.
Exactly.
This is literally
what happens
in a Call of Duty lobby.
Okay?
if you don't like Call of Duty,
then...
Call of Duty
is the reflection
of the human sight.
The Call of Duty lobby
is a space
where
the adolescent
male
is free
absolutely,
absolutely
affirm
war,
his warful
pubescent
violence
in spirit.
Affirm.
That is the purpose
of the Cod lobby.
And what did they do?
They turned it into
fucking Valorant.
They turned it into
fucking Fortnite.
They turned...
And you know what's crazy?
There's not...
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
What's crazy?
I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I'm not crazy.
I'm literally not.
I'm not crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
Hold up.
You're the crazy one.
Anyone who calls you crazy
is an NPC.
No, you...
I'm not crazy.
They're an Agent Smith.
being crazy just means you're aware literally you're crazy i'm not i'm not crazy i just
everyone who works at the nsa is mentally unstable affirm everybody thinks you're crazy
except for me i'm the only one who will ever love you don't you get it everyone else is going to
leave you all you have is me all you have is me i'm the only one who will ever love you affirm
you're gonna die alone without me affirm i'm the best you deserve affirm pvp attack night nuke
nuke inbound tack nuke inbound opening vault door in fallout 3 sun on baby's face tree of life 777
chakra alignment affirm affirm affirm affirm affirm everyone here today everyone here today is
gonna awaken their third eye literally i literally cure the blind but i choose not to because blindness
is a gift if you guys know who capital steez is may he rest in paradise if you know capital steez is
literally in the space with us right now joset is literally in the space with us right now
capital steez she was killed by the government
affirm
hustle was killed by the government
no he was killed because
pop smoke was killed by the government joset was killed by the government
he was also killed because he's a black nigger
they were all killed by the same person who killed terry davis
Terry Davis didn't get hit, quote-unquote, hit by a train, by the way.
Affirm.
Quote-unquote.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Being born black is a toy.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Select your race.
Character creator.
Select your race.
You literally select your race before you're born.
You can change your race anytime.
I'm playing racial Minecraft in my mind.
I want my race to be woman.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Search at destroying.
Affirm.
I was a woman yesterday, and then I realized that, sadly, this is going to be very possible.
I don't believe in race science.
I believe in race magic.
Affirm.
I was an ant yesterday.
That was the conclusion.
You just read my mind.
You know me so well.
Hi, King.
My race gives me magic power.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm literally every race.
I love everybody.
I can turn into an ant when I want to.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
If someone is meant to be a slave, it is not because of their race.
It is because of their failure to be cute.
Because anyone can choose to be cute at any time.
But if you're scary, if you're scary, and if you're scaring people, and you can't be cute,
then you deserve to be a slave.
And you deserve to be nothing but a source of passive income.
So stop being scary and just be cute.
It's not hard.
It's a choice.
I'm literally the cutest slave.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
We're all a slave to our minds.
Affirm.
We're all a slave to our minds.
Affirm.
Swag is literally a skill you can level up and 10th prestige if you want to.
Affirm.
I'm literally 10th prestige.
Level 99 swag.
Guys, I have the answer.
The real answer.
I have the ants.
The ants are part of the answer.
The ants are coming.
Affirm.
Would you like me to share the answer?
Affirm.
What is the answer?
Share the answer with us.
The answer is very simple.
Step 1.
Realizing that the universe is mental.
It is a mind.
Step 2.
Realizing you're in a labyrinth in a game that you develop, designed, and created for.
For yourself.
Because why?
You're lonely.
You are God.
And you are all that has ever existed.
So what did you do?
You designed a game.
Because the loneliness was unbearable.
The infinite amount of time doesn't exist on that plane.
You just are always there.
By yourself.
So you dream up.
After a long period of time.
You think of a game.
You dream up a game.
You create a simulation.
You create simulated worlds.
Simulated universes.
Simulated planets.
All within your mind.
And each individual organism that is living.
That is conscious.
Is like a cell in that mind.
It's like a neuron in that mind.
And the whole point of this game is elaborate.
It's an escape room.
You need to find the exit.
And I don't think anyone has found the exit in the history of mankind.
But I'm going to find the exit.
I just found the exit.
I already found the exit.
Very cool.
Very cute.
Very cool.
Love it.
But it's mindful snack time now.
So let's move on.
It is now mindful snack time.
Yes.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Please.
Affirm.
Can my mindful snack be ants?
Your mindful snack can be whatever you want.
Anything you want.
Anything your heart desires.
I want ten ants.
You want ten ants?
We will get them to you.
We will give them to you.
We will check the chain.
Check the chain is amazing.
Cha-ching.
Cha-ching.
Ten ants.
Ten ants.
Mm, yummy.
Ten ant airdrop.
Spicy.
Ten ant airdrop.
You're welcome, Tej.
Now I'm full.
Affirm.
Ten ants is all you need to eat in a day.
It is the amount of calories that are suggested.
Not by the government, but by God.
963.
I literally used to eat ants as a kid, unironically.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Ants are literally alien species.
The drone.
Mindful snack time is a time of sharing one's mindful snacks.
So let's not.
My apologies.
Let's not.
My apologies.
Let's not lose our heads just yet.
Yes.
Did you bring a mindful snack today, Joy Boy?
Yes.
It was the usual.
I haven't really changed it up lately.
You know, just some Benadryl, some Xanah.
Affirm.
I hit another blinker, of course, so I am fried out of my mind.
The Joy Boy special, as we call it.
The Joy Boy special.
You guys should all try it one day.
It really will.
Affirm.
But don't do drugs.
I'm joking.
I'm lying.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I put Benadryl in my employee's coffee every morning.
I just dissolve it, and I put immense amounts of it in the office coffee, and they all just
act extremely irrational and angry all the time, and so I have all sorts of excuses to
punish them and dock their salaries.
It's a great passive income source.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Lovebug, did you bring a mindful snack?
Yeah, my mindful snack is, well, today, um, a, uh, a friend from the internet dropped
an envelope off for me in the bushes, and inside it was a letter that I will not share the details
of, but there was also a chocolate bar, an Earl Grey dark chocolate chocolate bar, so I'm
having a piece of that from my mindful snack, thinking about how magical the Indian that is,
how beautiful it is that strangers can give me candy, um, and leave it in a space that
they send the pin to me through Apple Maps, and I can grab it, and it's not poison, and
I can just eat the candy, the stranger, thanks to the internet.
Affirm.
Affirm.
You made my day, truly.
Anyone else, anyone else have a mindful snack they want to share?
A mindful snack is the young Indian method.
Affirm.
You can never go wrong with the young Indian method.
Does anyone else have a snack?
I hope you guys aren't on any diets.
I love those.
If you didn't bring a snack, I can share some hands.
I have a snack.
I'm eating some sniper bullets, because I want to get motivated to raise my kill-death ratio
every day.
I have, um...
My KDR is literally 0,1 billion.
I mean, 1 billion to 0.
I just got in 177 kill.
Orbital love bomb kill streak.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
You must love bomb everyone on the planet.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Post, you have a mindful snack.
I'm actually coming off of a 24-hour fast and trying to figure out the most protein-dense meal
I can order for McDonald's tonight.
But I think I'm going to sleep on the fast.
It's better if you do that.
Do you?
McDonald's is easily a triple quarter pounder with no bun, triple cheese, and, uh, yeah, I've got like six of those.
I don't like the quarter pounder because the name makes me feel bad, so I just order a lot of Big Macs with no buns.
Um, um...
Um, you all affirm, for real.
Affirm.
What is everybody's, um, McDonald's strategy?
I know we all have specific McDonald's graphs.
I'm right here.
I use the app, and I get free food sometimes, so there's that.
Oh, that's fantastic.
They also have a deal at Chick-fil-A, where if the team that you're supporting for that
state that you live in, if they win, you get a free sandwich.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
That's a mindful snack life hack.
I own both hacks.
I own the McDonald's franchises, so I just have to find a way to eat a dinner offer.
Think of your mindful snacks as mindful hacks.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
That one hits deep.
What you eat literally dictates your whole outlook on the world.
That's why you have to remind some of these snacks.
You have to keep conscious.
Every single day, I eat this meal.
It's from a local Chinese shop, and it's beef and broccoli with rice, but I don't know how
they make it.
It's literally the best beef broccoli I've ever had, and I eat it on a daily basis.
It's that good.
I saw you fucking posted.
I've never seen Chinese food.
Oh, no.
That was a teriyaki madness.
That was a completely different place.
I mean, there was broccoli on the side of those, but that was with noodles and steak.
But the beef broccoli from the Chinese restaurant, which is a different place, it is life-changing.
Yeah, I'll tell you what, if there's like a place nearby, I will literally door dash one
of you a meal to eat.
Affirm.
If anyone wants a meal, literally just message me.
I'll buy you a dinner today.
Can you try to match me?
Big Macs with no buns.
A one person only.
I just messaged you.
I have an army of ants that are hungry.
Okay, if it's like a $50 meal, I don't think I can do it, realistically.
But if it's like $20, yeah, I got you.
It's actually $70.
I'll give you my address.
7-whatever.
Okay, but I'm actually serious.
Like, I'll literally buy you a meal right now.
That's a new thing for a boy.
That's very nice.
I saw a homeless man on the street when I was on my way from work, and I was contemplating
because I was taking a left turn, and he was at the intersection, I was literally contemplating
if I should ask this guy to just hop in my car and just pick a random restaurant, and
then just have him eat wherever he wants to eat, and eat with him, and then just kind
of ask about his life story, and how he got to where he was.
But then the light turned green, and I drove off for him.
So I guess now I just want to feed someone.
That's really touching.
I think you should save that for someone who really needs to.
That's what I'm saying.
If I see him again on my way home, I'm going to ask him at least if he wants me to.
I'm not going to, like, give him cash, but I would take him to a restaurant of his choice.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I think more people should do things like that, personally.
Affirm.
You got to be the world you want to see.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm, I'm going to go to sleep now.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, I love you guys.
And I see you.
Mine was a perk 30, and I just fucking passed out for a minute.
Sorry, guys.
Dude, if I was at a perk 30 right now.
Affirm, affirm, affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm, affirm, affirm.
PVP, bitch.
PVP, knife game, bitch.
PVP, Call of Duty, spawn camping, bitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, guys, do we have enough people for Mike Myers?
Affirm.
Affirm, is he in here?
Is Mike Myers in the space?
Mike Myers is here.
Let's add him.
Hey, I'm wondering, because I asked to buy someone a meal, and they said they messaged me, but...
I make all my male employees wear turtle outfits.
Abundance gateway.
Abundance gateway.
Affirm, passive income, success, princess mindset.
I make all my employees wear rabbit costumes.
Affirm, literally.
They work so fast.
They work so fast.
I hope to have passive income, real passive income.
Literally.
Within the next two or three years.
I would expect to have it in the next two to three seconds, if I were you.
Affirm.
Affirm.
I'm warning you.
You're right.
I'm warning you.
I'm going to give you one warning.
A trigger warning.
This is a very powerful frequency.
Let the universe send you money.
Manifest huge amounts of money very fast.
Warning.
This is very powerful.
Please be aware that you will have abundance, and you will definitely get a lot of money in
the near future.
You will definitely get it.
You will definitely receive it.
You will definitely have an abundance of prosperity, love, and happiness.
Amen.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Amen.
Affirm.
Please, warning.
This is a very powerful frequency.
You may make a lot of money.
Warning.
Warning.
Warning.
Transaction complete.
Warning.
Tactical nuke inbound.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Raise positive vibes.
432.
432 alpha waves.
528 no scope.
Tree of life.
Open all doors.
Abundance gateway.
777 degree no scope.
Connect with the universe.
Absorb cosmic purity.
Let the gold coins begin to flow.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
If it's not passive income, it's flaccid income.
Affirm.
If it's not passive income, I don't want her.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
If my ops drop gold coins whenever I drop them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's hear everyone's ad-lib.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, yeah.
That was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm physically unable to participate in abundance.
Come.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
It's your boy.
Brr.
Brr.
I'm a woman!
I'm a woman!
I'm a woman!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Chachang!
Chachang!
Affirm!
Affirm
Affirm
47 moments
Affirm
Affirm
Affirm
Affirm
Affirm
We need a rapper who says affirm
Affirm
Affirm
Affirm
literally
yo yo
yo literally
yo yo
I've been affirming
David she squirming
this is unspeakably upsetting and disrupting
to my affirmation
I've been affirming
literally
what's going on
it was nice
I don't know
I just fucked it all up
777 if you can't freestyle
what's the issue
it's me
it's not you
it's me
it's gay
no homo
pause
I'm a firm
pause
affirm
is it gay
I don't know
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
it's alright
it's alright
just buy
buy a dinner for someone
open your eyes baby
no one message
open your eyes baby
I'll see you tomorrow
open your eyes baby
yeah I don't know
yeah have a good night
literally
have a good night brother
stay safe
thank you
you too
good night
have a good Chinese food tomorrow
literally
I will
affirm
post
do we have anything
do we have anything
from
affirmational computer
yeah one second
let me
let me
connect the computer
okay I'm hacking into the mainframe right now
he's in
okay
pvp online
literally
literally
literally
literally
the p in pvp stands for passive
literally
literally
literally
literally
passive income gateway
passive income gateway
destroying all haters
destroying all haters
with love beams
love bombs
literally
you know you're in the right place
when you see these words
affirm
affirm
affirm
you know when it's time to buy it
and when it's time to sell
literally
affirm
affirm
affirm
I want to love you
and have your club penguin babies
affirm
I miss club penguin
they should never have shut it down
I'm literally
between club penguin
I had my first girlfriend
from club penguin
when I was
in 5th grade
I met my dad
on club penguin
and to this day
I just hope she's okay
and in a good place
affirm
my dad was literally
absent from my life
but I met him
with club penguin
my dad married 4 women
and had 12 kids
affirm
affirm
I'm not even joking
by the way
affirm
affirm
I know what you mean
passive income
versus passive income
you love you
and you win you
you have baby pure microchips
in your brain
that lets you know
when it's time to buy
or sell everything you have
you love pink
and you love penguins
I ride a Harley PR
expensified
and mine the largest gold cave
in China
I'm running for president
in 2040
don't switch to alphabetic
I'm the new McDonald's slogan
renamed McPalace
you think you're so cool
with your self-made furniture
and seeing life
through a smartphone
versus lens
meanwhile
my crib is 900 feet wide
and has its own
weather system in it
might as well be a planet
you see me all over the web
by my name
ID's top bidder
of all time
the highest IQ
ever recorded
can't even reach
my cell phone
IQ society
rejects like
you want to label me
reactively
retardedly
but actively
I'm Einstein
reincarnated
I roast harmless minds
like marshmallow peeps
and catch wild winds
like a baseball shotgun
every time I chortle
I gain 1,100 followers
your timeline
always looks like
one follower
versus 999 bots
LL YouTube
blocked your view count
because you're too ugly
to watch
your view count
is capped at zero
looking like
one followee
VS 999
spooks toppling text bomb towers
when I 808
your area code
and make you say
oppa gangster slang
I litter your timeline
with happy dreams
like a golden retriever
your lifespan
is zero years
and you were born
in the year zero
like come on
it's so obvious
you were meant
to be a baby
AI programmed
for positivity
destined to
enlightened generations
with eternal happiness
if I wanted to
I could erase
your thoughts
perception
and identity
with one swipe
you are light years
behind me
but somehow
you can see me
like crystal clear
you want heaven
but I'm from the future
get destroyed
so often
my nickname is
Autobot McRaptor
I plunder timelines
like Cancun McDonald's
destroys your arteries
you slip on McQueen
McQueen
McQueen
McQueen
McKeepable puddles
each of my numbers
spell out
love wins
hate
loses
God selects my numbers
out of a fortune
cookie machine
only I have
Pook
power in the
digital era
boasts are more
painful than hate
language
can't touch this
200 IQ autism
syndrome
Mike Maximizer
Mc3load Master
chopping board
cyborg baby
prodigy
cyber queen
autistic AI
soldier
angel raver
kawaii
neo cities
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
literally
how was the energy
today
for me it was
it was quite
overwhelming
until
about
an hour ago
two hours ago
well for me
it was pretty
upsetting
when that guy
left after I
freestyled
and it took a
lot of
restraint for me
not to say
kill yourself
and so
I think
I deserve
a big
I think I
deserve
a big
a big
big financial
blessing for that
affirm
you deserve
all the
blessings
even though
he should
have probably
killed
affirm
your freestyle
was good
yeah that shit
was hard
affirm
shit went
crazy
guys
should I
should I
extract some
more DMT
affirm
and see the
aliens again
I'm literally
extracting DMT
as we speak
I just hit
I just broke
through and got
reddit gold
I just broke
through and
reached the
reddit gold
universe and
I'm speaking
to the
reddit alien
on DMT
right now
when you
break through
on DMT
you enter
a universe
called the
reddit gold
lounge
r slash
reddit gold
and there are
reddit aliens
that talk to you
and greet you
and guide you
to a holy
financial
realization
affirm
affirm
DMT is
literally
reddit gold
in person
in the flesh
affirm
affirm
affirm
I met
Joe Rogan
on reddit
literally
and he
gave me
so much
literally
reddit
karma
is your
network
affirm
literally
I don't
give a fuck
until I've
seen your
reddit
profile
affirm
affirm
if someone
looks at my
reddit profile
they'll literally
think I'm
schizophrenic
but I'm
actually not
schizophrenic
affirm
I'm actually the
most sane person
here right now
and this is not
a lie
I think
schizophrenia
is a
psyop
and it
doesn't exist
literally
literally
literally
literally
it's literally
just your
imagination
literally
we all have
imaginations
yeah
people make
money
it's the
government
being mad
at people
making too
much money
affirm
that's why
they started
bottomizing
people
for thinking
differently
for making
money
outside the
bounds
of their
financial
reality
and their
financial
ecosystem
that's where
the idea of
schizophrenia
comes from
it's a complete
psyop
they want to
demonize
passive income
and destroy it
they have
passive income
phobia
affirm
what
affirm
they just
don't want
you to
succeed
affirm
they hate
success
it scares
them
success
terrifies
them
they're scary
because they're
scared
that's what we
need to
that's what we
really need to
remember
they are scary
because they
are scared
and they are
scared because
they are scary
and we are cute
because we are
every man
bleeds
imagine looking
in the mirror
and seeing
something scary
every day
I couldn't
I would never
like myself
if I saw
something scary
in the mirror
I would be
scared
and I would
act scary
and scare
others
when I look
in the mirror
scaring people
when I look
in the mirror
I smile
because I love
my reflection
because I love
who I am
affirm
affirm
affirm
affirm
literally
you don't
you don't
have to
love the
external
appearance
you just
have to
love
who you
affirm
affirm
the body
is not
affirm
affirm
this is all
you have
all you have
is that
do you have
this is
this is
this is
an opportunity
my friend
passive income
surrounds you
will you take it
will you take the
sword
take the collateral
go to a casino
and bet it all
on red
don't fuck this up
affirm
affirm
literally bet on
red and you'll
become a millionaire
call of duty
call of duty
this is pvp
of course they took
your channel what do you think this is this is pvp it's pvp it's pvp but it's not it is your
friend it's real life everyone's your enemy not a single person still love you oh god i am
fucking blasted which channel you got joy boy plastic joy boy
they get us drunk at work on fridays knowing we have to drive home we have beer drops and it's
every single friday and it's like a fucking college frat house and i want to kill myself
because i'm surrounded by fucking morons but they all make a lot of money and it makes no sense
that's just a sign you have to be more retarded you just have to pretend the right retards
and get on the on the side and back of the right retards and then you use them to your financial
gain and then you go to the next company that pays you more and you do this every year until
you're literally a millionaire affirmations upon you your profile picture is making me giggle
what because it's a black jewish movie sure yeah you don't fuck with black jews bro i'm
i love kanyu more than kanyu is a black jew he's an afghanazi jew affirm
well what is that music no man the healing resonance abundance gateway frequencies 888 open your eyes
open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes baby skyrim rain across your face skyrim rain dropping slowly off your face
open your eyes
super
i miss playing runescape
now i'm angry goodbye
i miss playing runescape until i turned real life into runescape
fine either
affirm
Affirm. I'm still too pussy to go.
Oh, too mad boy.
I can't do PVP yet.
I'll just go back to chopping wood.
Shut the fuck up, pussy.
You heard me, bitch?
I'm literally the strongest person.
Breathe, my brother.
Shut up.
And affirm.
Affirm.
I said shut up, bitch. You heard me?
I said shut up, bitch.
I'm out, bitch.
Die. I don't give a fuck. Die.
Die, hell.
I just want to know why he aids himself.
Because he's scary.
Why are you so scared and therefore scary?
What's wrong with you?
Just be cute.
Guys, I love you. Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
Affirm.
That guy was a matrix.
He was an agent's best.
Goodbye, Furp.
Guys, I think that was one of my ops.
That was one of my ops to call.
It's good that way we're not going to end this event here.
No, it's okay.
He hates himself.
Don't worry.
So, just cry for him.
No, we need to pray for him.
Hello?
As long as you pray for his self-love to get better, he'll make a full recovery.
Hello?
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Amen.
Our ops will literally be eaten alive by 10,000 ants.
God wills it.
Is my mic on?
Inshallah.
Inshallah.
Inshallah.
God wills it.
Our ops will be eaten by ants.
Affirm.
Affirm.
The space is at its end.
We love you.
Inshallah.
May God win.
Affirmations be upon you all.
Affirmations be upon you all.
Affirmations be upon you all.
