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BEEF SPACES $zesty
Recorded: Sept. 3, 2025 Duration: 3:49:55Space Recording
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Thank you. Thank you. Honestly, guys, we're back.
I got time.
Tonight, I got time, bro.
In fact, I got all the time in the world tonight it was re-listening to
the space from eroso was I that shit was so funny
That last fucking half hour was insane.
Anyhow, I'm eating pizza.
Wise is here.
Wise has my docs.
He knows where I live.
I sent your stickers today.
Yay!
Yeah, it should be there probably like within a week.
I'll have your package out when I get your address.
Sick. What kind of pizza pizza you munching on whole foods i've never had it is it good yeah it fucks dude whole foods pizzas are
pretty good any type of luxury grocers like just that's like wealth dude like walking around and
seeing like the the bulk nuts and you're like i
could i could spin that dial and get a bunch of almonds and put in this little bag and probably
pay more but fuck it if your grocery store has a bar inside of it bro well well yeah
uh it's so funny um dana with the the addresses and stuff because like i like i put out like yeah
like i'll send out stickers and stuff and most people were really like bugged out by that and
then some people are just like yeah here's my address i'm like you're literally gonna have my
address so it's kind of like a doomsday button uh so i don't really care because like
one i have nothing to hide two strapped up like what's gonna happen someone i know where you live
okay so do i the fuck i know where i live too what What are you going to do? Fucking fly over here? All right. Well, I don't have to let you inside my house.
Dude, I sent fucking stickers to like 14 different countries.
Crazy.
Some people have like really fucked up like postal codes and shit.
Like I had no idea how to like write out something for fucking like a,
there's a weird one.
I sent something to Lithuania.
They have a strange postal code.
Yeah.
Not normal, but it was fun.
It was like a labor of love, dude.
I felt like I was doing, like, uh, arts and crafts project.
You know, just, like, writing down everyone's shit by hand.
It was very cute.
I feel like every day should be an arts and craft project for your life
yeah sniff a little glue paint stuff
yeah well wise if you couldn't tell
um if you haven't heard the news what's the news uh mcdonald's coin is officially a cto
that's so crazy dude the creator rewards are officially going to us and everyone oh my god
you're gonna you're getting all now all the money from the creator rewards are going to buy MCDC and then burn the token.
See, that's so good.
Yeah, that's very, very good.
I never like when people are like, yeah, you know, like the creator rewards are going back to the token.
Okay, how?
Oh, well, you know, like we're setting up like a separate wallet for like marketing.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The only way to benefit the token is to burn the supply because pump on tokens are ridiculous.
So it's a billion tokens in circulation.
That was one of the earliest things that like attracted me to MD because James was fucking schizo and burnt like 50% of the supply, like right after bonding.
No one had ever done that and i was like
what the fuck uh that is the smartest move you pump so much harder what uh what do you think
um what do you think about mitch's coin and him buying like 730 million tokens
and bonding it dude it's crazy like mitch is like at this point like an ethereal figure
like he it's like it's kind of funny because he's forever made this mark on ct but hasn't had like
an outspoken voice in like the public channels of being able to post and stuff and uh yeah i don't
know it it almost feels like an art project in some sort of way
like a self-portrait um i fuck with it i mean i think it's it's kind of funny uh and like the
fact that he bought so much of his own token uh i wonder what's gonna happen with it uh i have a
little bit of it i i bought it as soon as i saw it come up because I was like, oh, that's like easy. And I don't know, man.
Like, I feel like Elon needs to keep his reputation up in order to, I guess, have the favor of CT.
And this might be a good vessel for it if i was thinking from like the perspective of him
but yeah you'd be surprised like when you're so locked into the ct echo chamber you kind of forget
like pump fun has 2 000 followers on instagram no not even they have 349 followers on Instagram. Elon has 2,000 followers on Instagram.
Fucking Souljakey has 94,000 followers.
All of them are bots, and he gets less than five likes per post.
The CT echo chamber and the fucking psyop in here is absolutely insane. And I want to see Elon not only really support this more, how would I say, creator's capital,
market, whatever you want to call it.
I think that's the first good step in the right direction.
And then secondly, he has to give flowers to coins like fart coin for instance like pump wouldn't be anything uh or it
wouldn't be in the position it is today without something like fart coin which launch off the pump
everyone forgets about that and he's never shouted it out once and think about the amount of fees and
stuff that he got from that that's like how pump was kind of immortalized uh and just because it's in the radium pool uh you know he doesn't
pay any attention to it same goes for uh our brothers over at xavier same goes for market
dominance same goes for y2k and now he's starting to tease like oh like maybe we'll do this migration
or whatever for like old like og pump tokens and i'm like to me that seems kind of like a
money grab um why not just give the shout out dude you've made like 300 400 million dollars
over the course of the last year i think it's about time you just do some uh i guess philanthropic
type beat shit for the people that have kept this thing going, right?
That's my opinion.
Yes, well, I guess everyone gets fucked over, you know?
And it kind of seems like every single time of wits,
this happens and that's fine.
You know,
I'm really glad I knew Mitch's coin was going to fucking go crazy.
And,
honestly,
fuck it.
He deserves it.
He literally fucking gave everyone the playbook on how to do this.
Like I was one of a,
I used to be in a group chat with him when he like first joined CT and
everybody would just have fun,
rugging him like bro.
Like he ate,
I remember he ate Glorp at 120,
527 K and everyone in the group chat used him as exit liquidity.
And he was like,
guys,
like it's going to go back up. Right. And it like went all the way on like 30k and he was losing his shit but uh it
should do well um i i got it crazy to think about like in that perspective because when you say that
it almost sounds like um like old testament like knowledge you know? Like BC before, or like BM before Mitch was Mitch.
That's so funny to think about.
Yeah, dude.
Like before he became who he was, like everyone knew that he was like,
he's a pro blackjack player.
And everyone knew that.
So that's why
he had a little money here and there.
But the thing is with Mitch Bro,
it's like
we would launch a coin. So a lot of coins
came out of this group chat that we were in.
XD, NickBuck, Glorp,
BBD.
A lot of coins came out of this group chat.
Legendary group chat. It's unfortunate that
it's not as active as it used to be.
Like, no one really talks in there other than just saying hi.
But, um, we would launch a coin.
And fucking Mitch didn't know any better.
He would fucking buy 6% of the coin.
Like, he would bond it and then be like, oh boy, money.
And he would just dump on everyone and kill the project.
You know, it's whatever whatever he didn't know and then uh
not so many everybody would just start rugging him and like using him as exit liquidity
yeah i wonder what happens next because it's like i feel like ct is smaller than ever and people have kind of uh gone into their little like
parasocial tribes where it's like you have your home base and then you have like certain projects
that you would literally like never ever touch and certain ones that you kind of like and you
kind of show and you kind of trade on and you kind of milk and like it's just this weird little thing where it's like
literally like the same people in the same tokens and the money just changes hands and then eventually
comes back to the same ones uh many do die uh and then some go through a metamorphosis like mcdc
being a cto is like the most beautiful form of like poetic justice i've ever it's gonna make
me buy it back in that's actually really funny especially you know it's you and it's you and
reed now and bobby hill and angel who i think is top holder and uh uh, rootsy. Who's like our OG video maker.
Like everybody's coming together on this one,
bro.
Like,
it's not just me and Dana.
And like,
that was the problem before is like this team was created and me and Dana
were the last guys added to this team.
And then 10 out of 12 people,
including the dev disappeared.
I don't need to rehash everything, but like, yeah, now it's not just me and Dana.
Like before, it was literally me and Dana, and now it's like, no.
If something is a CTO, it's a CTA, bro.
It needs to be a community taking accountability.
And it's like, if you're not taking accountability as a community, what the fuck are you doing? And so we found out today that Sergio, when he found out
that, okay, so after the devs sold McDonald's coin from multiple wallets, G did full clip.
Once that happened, we kind of sat around for like a week with our dick in our hand,
figuring out what the fuck we were going to do. And then I got with the gang and I was like, yo, like, fuck this. Let's apply for CTO with PumpFun and let's buy the coin with the creator rewards and burn 100% of it.
that idea because it was mine. And everyone was like, yes, read, do it. Like, fucking apply.
And I was like, okay. So I applied, and PumpFun pretty much told me to go fuck myself.
And I was like, excuse me? And they were like, if you think this is a mistake, like,
email us your appeal as to why it was a mistake. I emailed them a fucking appeal.
They didn't respond. A week and a half later, I emailed them a fucking appeal. They didn't respond.
A week and a half later, I emailed them again. No response. Today, I emailed them again. Like
after the boys paid for CTO on Dex, I emailed them again. And I was like, hey, you told me to
send in an appeal. You never responded. Here I am copying and pasting my appeal to you again.
And they emailed me back and they were like, if you want us to consider this, you need to apply again, just reapply. And I reapplied and literally like 20, 30 minutes
after I reapplied today, they emailed us back and they were like, yo, we're going to give you the
creative rewards. Like you will start having them. So finally, I checked the created rewards wallet, bro. It's got like 20, as of a few hours ago, it had like $23 in it. Something extremely minuscule that like
literally burning $23 right now, like won't do shit. But at least we know if we push this token
for a week or two, we will at least have money to burn. And it gives us a place to start from.
And it did get a little bit complicated today because Sergio came on that
space and he had a fascist on the other line.
So she was in the psych ward on the phone with Sergio talking to us through
the spaces.
And,
it just got kind of weird dude, because he's yeah that's bad energy
man it was horrible bro and like burned the 23 that is fucking lebron wait no jordan whoever
number 23 yeah that's jordan that's jordan and lebron well it's not gonna be 23 anymore it'll
probably be like 25 or 27 or something okay Okay, now you don't burn it.
Don't burn it.
I'm just going to wait, bro.
There's no point in burning $20.
Bro, bro.
So my thing was Sergio was in fascists' ex-hamster telegram group,
and he uploaded a video of him last week like,
And he uploaded a video of him last week.
Like, hey, guys, just talked to a fascist.
And she's going to be getting out of the hospital in about a month.
So it was like, bro, like, it's clear.
Because she was like, yeah, we talk every day.
And we're coming up with ideas for the coin.
And it's like, so you've known she was getting out in a few days but like
i don't know what it bro i don't know like i can't stand people that have to lie
about the dumbest that like she sounded unaware too yeah i didn't interrupt no you're good
it's like bro i can't stand people people that lie about the dumbest shit that
no one would fucking care about because like no one asked him hey what's going on hey and not he
just like i'm gonna upload a video like he just randomly uploaded that video and it's like
there are a bunch of people that are genuinely concerned about the well-being of this one person and um
it's like you've taken it upon yourself to like like you're trying to make everyone seem you're
trying to make it seem like you're her boyfriend like y'all are dating that y'all are exclusive
and you know what anyone does in their in their spare time is their business, but also...
I don't fucking know.
That guy, like... I don't know.
He said they fucked.
She said they didn't fuck.
They threw me all off.
Yeah, bro.
And I don't be anybody doing this.
Wise, you literally miss the craziest fucking spaces while this girl is in the mental hospital
crashing out over this guy saying that they were...
I don't know, bro.
Read, continue.
Okay, so Sergio comes up.
She's talking to us through the phone, through a second phone,
through a space type shit.
Like, anyway, like, basically, Sergio got called out.
Dana and some of the other people were like, bro, like, yeah, we did apply for CTO for this coin because, number one, the devs sold.
Number two, the coin dropped, like, 300K in market cap as soon as, like, you posted on the timeline that you were on drugs with her.
It dropped another 300K in market cap. Like when you said you raped her
or you fucked her or whatever. And that's where it all started devolving. He started denying it
being like, no, I never said I fucked her. And then he, and then he realized that there was
fucking receipts of him saying that in telegram and on X. And he's like, oh no, no. Like I said,
I raped her. And I said, I raped her said I raped her after I said I stole her money.
And that's when Dana was like, yo, chat, clip this.
And so...
I saw that.
Dude, I will once again just reinstate that ClipsNotMags
is one of the most valuable assets that a community could ever have
because it's like, I think, like, one of the funniest strong suits of mcdc is uh just the
spaces i i've never been in spaces i i don't even go on other people's spaces dude like i'll host my
own and then i'll go on mcdc ones because it's just like uh wow i don't even know it's like um
performance art at times it's like sometimes really intellectual conversations and then sometimes it's like really
insane crash out tell alls uh there's nothing quite like them it's just the energy it's the
synergy between uh you and uh dana it's like reed and dana bring this like uh it's not necessarily
like good cop bad cop it's uh there's something going on there i don't know what to say
but there is this energy dude something i've been talking to dana about is like
we need to build a brand where like we call these spaces something like i don't care what the name
is i don't like whatever but we need to build an account like in the same way that
Farouk started fucking Rug Radio last cycle. Like Rug Radio started as a Twitter space. Like
so many people last cycle built full-blown radio shows on Twitter spaces just by doing it every
night and like, you know, being there and showing up and like, just, I don't know, like I'm down to fucking build a radio show, Dana.
We should talk about branding and shit, but thank you wise.
And I've seen you also in ticker crypto spaces.
Obviously we all love frothless and all.
Yeah. Those are, those are also very good vibes.
Those are family for sure.
Yeah. It's, it's, it's nice. I don't know, man.
I like sometimes try to like branch out and talk to other people
within ct and it's just like it's not so good i i i don't really enjoy spaces where like people just
yell at each other um i want like a point to be made counterpoint resolution or further conflict
which results in more conversation you know like you guys have a good way of kind of
just like pausing being like okay this is what the person's saying okay now it's their turn so
on and so forth other people don't recognize that yeah guys guys i don't know if you've noticed but
uh guys we're in season three right now i know season two ended abruptly. I know we were also doing McDonald's coin, Hunger Games edition.
There were people in Lemonade.
Unfortunately, nobody won the prize money.
It is what it is.
ClipsNotMag is sending me a CA.
I don't fucking know, bro.
Bro, these niggas send me like 10 fucking CAs day like bro it's alpha bro like it's alpha bro the team's working hard it's a
slow cook and then i look at it and it's like 5k road it's like at like 13k and then i check the
bubble maps and the holders and it's like who's on the team oh it's all of us
and it's like y'all niggas own nine percent of a coin what the fuck like what are y'all doing
like how many wallets have you Houdini swapped like just stop um yeah I truly think now is the
time to just stop trading and start believing and y'all you gotta think
about it like this like you know a side note going back to creator capital market
if Mitch owns 730 million fucking Mitch coins and pump fund releases 1 billion coins bro he's gonna lock the fucking
float that's what's gonna happen you know and uh yeah like uh it hit three cents today
which is insane but uh you guys gotta think like in the long run
like he is the person that so many people wish that they were in that era of ct that wish that
they were around they weren't they just know the lore you know even nelly nelly was screaming free
mitch the other day on stream because he bought her coin
and uh it's like you know it's like i said like creator capital is something really special and uh
uh i really think that we need to utilize this now if we can get the little mac account
streaming on pump fun but uh yeah guys i think Mitch's coin can fucking I think it's gonna guys
this it's gonna fucking send like it's really gonna fucking send um like I don't even know
bro I'm not even really worried about it um but that coin's gonna send but to get back on topic
um it's a man with nothing to lose just
think about that i mean he literally has so much money he's gotten from the space i feel like i
said kind of earlier i feel like it's more of like an art project for him because like what a better
way to like do something than like paint the chart like just paint the chart perfectly. I don't know. We'll see.
I have the measly amounts. I think I have like 500 bucks in.
Okay, let's see where it goes.
I don't really know.
I aped at fucking 10 mil.
Yeah, bro.
I can't believe I did that.
Oh, are you talking about Mitch?
Yeah, yeah., are you talking about Mitch? Yeah, yeah, we're talking about
we were just talking about the creator capital market,
the future.
I really think PumpFun finally just
put a nail
in numerous coffins
when it comes to
you know, I think when
it came to like launch pads
they kind of just shit on everyone and
i think in the future and when i say the future i mean like the future of ct which you know everyone
here has goldfish memory but i think like within six months to a year everyone is going to be
talking about the og pump pump stream tokens so that's what i was saying like you know with zesty
you know and nelly coming from the pp community i definitely think zesty is going to be one of
those coins that people look at a year from now like damn like that girl was really one of their
first live streamers so um yeah shout out zesty for sure and sparkly and mitch like bro thank you for shouting out sparkly
let's fucking yeah bro did you see that that dana candle that happened when i started mentioning it
earlier bro it's nothing bro it's what i do no dude i i caught that like i caught that shit and
it was at 19k and like this is something fucking special and it was just like
it different i should say different right and then i started like checking into it and like oh fuck
like she's legit uh she is i don't know if you guys know parker ito the guy that did dry lady
and he did a few other collections prior to that but like she used to be parker ito's studio
manager apparently and uh like she's in la she's got all these connections and everything sorry i'm
not turning this into a show fest right off the hop but um i'm just letting you guys know what i
know and uh so anyways like she has all these connections but it takes money to to do like
major production and she's apparently been working on this stream for six years.
Because she does it on Twitch and YouTube and everything, right?
But you can tell that there's production value.
Even if it's Adult Swim.
Adult Swim, old school, Robot Chicken, Tim and Eric Awesome Show.
That's the kind of vibe her stream has and uh
like so it's it's comedic it's uh intuitive and it's like it's deep on a on another on another
level but also just like on a very easily attainable level it's it's relatable to many people if that's your style right so I don't know
I I seen it and I was like instantly I'm like oh this is something different I like it and uh
I'm glad that I put some money into it that's all she's cool shit you're all cool shit too so
yeah fucking McDonald's going. I'm so pumped.
I was just about to say,
you guys remember the other night
when I did a McDonald's coin
stream and there was
maybe five or six people
in it?
I think that's when it hit me.
Wow, this coin
is fucking dead.
Everyone that's holding is probably
holding because they're looking for an exit pump and that's kind of like all i thought about all
day like especially because like i sold a lot of my like personal
pieces i sold a lot of my chrome hearts uh i sold a good portion of my chrome hearts collection
that i kept the stuff that like it took me a long time to get or is important to me um everything
else is just kind of like i have the money in the moment i don't
care i'm gonna buy it and uh i got most of it for retail which is nice uh my homie's about to go
over there like next week i think uh he's gonna go next week so it's just kind of one of those
things like is he buying us hoodies like we're like what are we gonna get but anyway that's besides the point the point is i you know i had a little extra money made
you know uh i i was uh swing trading the stock market this morning made six hundred dollars on
top of that it's just like you know what maybe now is the time maybe now is the time to do
something while everyone is asleep and everyone thinks oh well this coins fucking dead so
Got together
Got in a VC
Got in a VC collectively
Collectively
Organized
A pump because somebody brought up oh let's get a volume bought it's like nah like fuck that everyone just start buying now
And what happened guys? Somebody brought up, oh, let's get a volume bot. It's like, nah, like, fuck that. Everyone just start buying now.
And what happened, guys?
You could have just saved Trench Force being a bitch instead of volume bot.
No, I don't want to call anybody out. But it's like, bro, we pumped $130,000, bro.
Just all of us doing micro buys.
Like, bro, like, we really did that shit.
Like, all of us did that shit by ourselves bro
and uh it's it's so fucking cool that like it really just goes to show like that reminded me
of like last march bro last march when pump fund came out and it's like i've said so many times
like we would just sit in spaces someone would deploy a coin and we would all just sit and like watch the chart and everybody would buy and no one would sell.
So because nobody was selling, because no one knew how to use it, there was no dumping before bond.
You know, it would just bond and the chart would just like shoot up like crazy.
So we were touching like multiple hundreds of thousands of dollars
before anyone was like uh i'm gonna take profit now i'm gonna take some money now
that's all it takes that's all it's it's actually surprisingly simple like 10 people 10 people with
a thousand dollars could literally put a coin to a hundred grand and then whoever buys after that right and but then those 10 people are raiding you bring more people in of those 10 people like 10 committed people can do it
and and we had like 50 committed people at one point in time and the people who are like
if mcdonald's coin community is nothing else it's committed right um you've all done well
everybody here's done well it's pretty dope and all these communities too like when like um mcdc
would have never got to where it went when it initially ran without md crypto xavier like all those communities that that was a sign of the
cult communities coming together and and bonding over shared interest of mutual
winning you know like mutual success and and that's that's what the crypto space is about
that's what it was about yeah it was definitely like magic when that shit was happening and i i don't know i'm here right now i
still fucking believe in i i need to buy in uh buy back in but um when that initial run-up was
happening it was almost like a feeling like oh the fucking good old days are coming back.
I don't know.
It just felt very genuine.
I've always really liked peepees.
I think they're funny.
Fuck yeah.
I think the community is funny.
And I don't know.
It's just like, like I've kind of been alluding to, there are certain like tribes of CT that you gravitate towards.
that you gravitate towards.
And it's like extremely hard for me to have any conversations with like,
I don't know,
fucking D gods or some shit like that.
It's a lot easier to have conversations with people from like Romelia,
mostly,
and maybe like Sprottos.
But that's besides the point.
I think peepees are peepees need like a flagship project to to center around and you know it's funny that you have like uh this like uh schizo
oracle uh maiden type figure in fascist uh but i feel like the community is kind of now like transcended that it's like you were birthed from like, like a very unstable mother.
And now you're, you're free to, uh, deem your, your future, what it might be.
It's really cool to see.
I resonate with it.
I think it's cool.
I just really fuck with like anybody forging their own path through methods that are human and true.
Like, it's very easy to pay a coal, you know, a certain amount and give them supply and then get a billion Nigerians or people from India to, like, just raid.
I'm the best Nigerian if you want to pay me, just saying.
Yeah, exactly. from india to like just raid if you want to pay me just saying yeah exactly and they they make the posts and suddenly as xyz to everything is xyz coded and xyz is uh uh it's gonna moon and
you just see and then you look at the accounts and it's like you know shell accounts but then
you see anything that like pps are behind these motherfuckers are
posting weird ass shit um it's all genuine people and they've all kind of centered around uh i don't
know it's like a hive mind don't be don't be fooled bro there is a fucking large group of
pp grifters and it actually that's kind of why i took the peepee off because
that's all i was seeing after a while that's why i sold my shit i didn't know what the fuck was
going on yeah dog no for real it and that is okay so i liken the rise of mcdc literally to
retardio that's the only time i ever felt like that was when retardio was popping off
and uh and then honestly we had that aura but then did like no
all like a lot of pps sold their stack and they had big stacks and then they started grifting and
that's exactly what happened in even though went like to 100 or 200 million after that but that initial run up to like uh what was it like 30 30 soul or no maybe less like
eight or ten soul and then it dropped down again and then it ran back up to like 100 200 million
that initial drop off was because the community splintered and it turned into like
grifters grifting off the own community and that's what happened with the pps and mcdc and like they those motherfuckers got greedy they took coins and then they fucking
off they go right and it's it's unfortunate and it is tempting for anybody but like
when you build your foundation of community on trust and like we're pushing this one project as soon as those motherfuckers come in and start
pushing it's it's so tempting because like you can you can test your motion right you can test
your motion as a community i mean like md has been a perfect example of that md gets behind a project
like a side project and like fucks with the community and that's what happened with mcdc
if you had no dramas you very wise uh like hash whatever like you you were helping us pushing like
we had all these people helping us push but then you get the wrong people helping push
and they either buy like fucking slinger right slinger fucking he was the top that was the top because he bought and
he's so lame well yeah and it's like they're the wrong people and and that's like dude that the
only obviously there are more than this but the only immediate coals in my and i don't even want
to call them coals because that's an insult but the only two in my mind are frothis and nostradamus
that are like immediate i trust
them i don't buy everything they say because i'm just like it uh i i don't like i don't want to
spread myself too thin but when they're pushing something i'm like oh that's gonna do good
like there's some there's a community behind that otherwise they wouldn't be fucking with it right and like frothless frothless pumped obama coin relentlessly
to no avail for the longest time without without cheating his supply that's surprising i'll give
him that that's that's fucking funny he did that too because like he genuinely loves Bitcoin Obama like I do unconditionally and like doesn't want Bitcoin
Obama to be fucking dirt poor taking care of 15 other people.
Like, dude, Obama will be like, my kids, my kids.
And like, dude, these kids that Bitcoin Obama takes care of, none of them are his children,
dude.
Like, none of these kids are his blood children.
Like, they're like his sister's kids and his brother's kids and, like, his nieces and nephews and, like, his neighbors and shit, bro.
Like, it's crazy, like, how many children Bitcoin Obama is financially responsible for that literally don't belong to him.
That's pretty wild.
Yeah, insane.
But, like, Frothless definitely, like, pumped Obama coin, like, I think probably out of the goodness of his heart type shit like for obama
and um one thing i was gonna say i've told some of you this today but wise hasn't heard it i have
a social media plan for bitcoin obama to blow up on instagram reels and youtube shorts um and maybe
tiktok i'm going to have bitcoin obama make like reaction videos to like woke content like LGBT non-binary
like that sign guy like yeah like like the dude from LC signs but like he'll be like Tony like
what up homie I'm Tony like he'll be like that guy but like the Nigerian version like
like just saying the most out-of- of pocket offensive shit to like woke people.
And I really do think I could fucking make him famous doing that, bro.
Like, there's no doubt in my mind that that shit does not belong on Instagram reels.
And people are going to be like, who the fuck is this Nigerian?
Like responding to some fucking gender queer person in, you know, New York City.
Like, what is happening right now?
Like, bro, the internet ain't ready.
You gotta make sure not to do the whole dance monkey dance thing, because people in the
past have done that with him, and then he just takes his winnings and he's like, later.
Yeah, well, he's not gonna have the logins to the pages bro like like i'm gonna have the logins
and my goal is to build him a long-term platform where like he can actually get paid to post he can
get paid to promote if a rapper has a new song coming out he can fucking post it on the story
for a couple hundred bucks like i'm trying yeah yeah i, yeah. I'm trying to build him a platform
that he actually doesn't have the logins to,
but that, like, since I'm a fucking honest guy...
I thought you were talking about a circle.
That's why I was asking.
I was about to be sure I was growing.
No, what the fuck?
That's why I hopped on.
I was like, nigga, what?
No, you're smoking too much weed.
Fucking Bitcoin Obama, though.
If someone can build him a platform that he doesn't own
that isn't controlled by him but that gets posted upon that's funny where he can then get brand
deals and paid to post like you know if he's posting based shit and his views are like insane
that fucking bulletproof coffee company or any of these like you know based
right wing style brands are gonna pay for the promo dude so it's just a matter of getting him
to lock in and like film i might have to pay him a little bit here and there but it's like
getting him to fucking film fucking 50 or 100 videos like both he and i will be better off and ct will be better off if bitcoin obama is
famous on instagram reels and i control the page like we will all be up from that shit
uh but it just it needs to happen someone with the patience for him he needs to do it honestly i yeah i i feel like um i feel like what always happens would happen and his greed would get the
best of him when he realizes that like he's out of money already and he would have a power trip
about how he should be able to log into all of these socials. And basically, he's going to do what he always
does. And he's going to
crash out and he's going to blow people up on
Telegram. Like,
nah, you do too much
for him, bro. Like, he fucking
stole money from you. And you're
doing too much from him.
Well, it's like that old adage
where it's like
the frog gives a scorpion a ride across the river and halfway through the river, the scorpion stings him and they both die.
It's like, why did you sting me?
I'm a scorpion.
That's what I do.
Right.
Like, it's true.
And but respect because he does have that many people to feed.
Right.
But at the same time, it's like you can only throw him so far without expect and expect no return.
But like I do, I do the, the dude is, um, a bit of a mythos, right?
He's a figure in, in CT and it's like, that's what everybody loves about him.
Um, but obviously anybody, anybody who knows him knows, like, don't throw more than 10
Anybody who knows him knows like don't throw more than ten bucks in it yet
bucks in it.
I never cool my never like I never cheap my bag in my life
Dude the fucking makes me laugh so hard but like dude my fella my fella did a fucking collection for him
and I thought that was dope like I love my fella and
The fact that he did a collection with him was just like I gotta buy at least one bro, my fella. And, uh, the fact that he did a collection with him was just like, Oh, I got to buy at least one.
bro.
My fella is a weirdo.
my fella is one of the people that were attacking Reed.
They were attacking me over the whole CTO thing.
I've seen that,
but he chilled out.
But the thing now,
but the thing is he was talking in x y and z
but then when obama said i am going to release the xd coin and give the fascists the money when he
ended up making it and having the money the money the fees going to his account
and he made it he was in the group show like oh this is
a great idea you know like you shouldn't it's like bro what's the difference he's just relaunching it
so nah bro well the thing the thing about my fella is a he gets pretty wild on the timeline sometimes
he gets really i think he's got and maybe well this is recorded i love my fella okay he's gotten and maybe Well, this is recorded I love my fella, okay
He's a super, he's a super fucking artist
The thing is, is
He was OG with fascist, right?
So he's known fascist for a long time
And that's kind of where the defensiveness came from, I think
And I've known her longer, bro
I've known, that's the thing
That's my biggest issue is like
You got people like
sergio that want to like be like i'm speaking for her nigga i've known her for so long
nah me fella whatever it's called i don't give a about his project honestly i do like squishy drifters bro like that is an nft
that is a solana collection that i've been secretly just kind of buying the floor up
um it's a good collection i like it that's that's very that's his shit but guys we are we are back around 500k that's right I did
say earlier you know the goal was 500k you know let's let's start off small guys we were at like
280 something market cap this morning when I woke up. And again, this is what we are capable of doing.
There's no, no paid calls, no volume bus, no nothing. It's just all of us like, bro, like,
look how many people are in here, bro. Compared to two nights ago when I did an MCDC space, bro.
I think, uh, I think this is it, it bro i think everyone is believing once again i think
that there are people that did sell their bags and you know what i'm not shaming if you did you did
but uh i think they're i think they're they they've bought back in already i think they're
already planning to buy back in um you know for for for the longest time
it was well this coin needs a leader it needs a leader and uh you know people are saying that
and looking at me looking at reed but the thing is this coin has had leaders this whole time
leaders this whole time and it's all of you that's that's what this is this this is truly
possibly the last real true community coin because there's not a single person that was
that was my biggest gripe with a non-coin launching like bro i would have aped the fuck out of it, bro. I would have been up at least 200K if it wasn't Milord who launched it
because I didn't fucking trust him.
Yeah, you know, I made some money.
I made some money on it, you know.
I still have a moon bag left.
That coin is, I don't know. I don't want to talk shit because i'm a
bag holder but like they do something because i just fucking opened my wallet and saw it and uh
you know i haven't seen my i haven't seen my mcdonald's coin bag at that price in a while
so i don't know i think i think people are starting to believe again. I think it was the perfect timing too,
with Mitch launching his coin.
Now there's eyes on pump fund.
Now there's eyes on,
cult coins.
There's eyes on community coins,
you know,
and it's just one of those things.
Like if you liked him or not,
like he low key,
just like save the fucking trenches today,
bro.
Uh, he, he really did effortlessly
uh without even really putting too much thought into it so
i feel like you guys oh excuse me i gotta wake up early tomorrow by the way i got an eye exam we're getting new glasses but um you know i i feel like you guys
are starting to believe again and um you know i can't lie there was a point in the past few weeks
where you know i even considered like i should just take my three thousand dollars and fucking
just forget about it like they'll be another play eventually but uh I can't be that person that is
you know trying to have conviction and having like trying to convince you guys to have a
conviction conviction bag at McDonald's and I'm over here selling so way and doing all that I
will be transparent of course and uh when we hit uhk, yeah, I took 100 out because I got to go get my eyes checked tomorrow.
It is what it is.
Got to do what you've sold, def sold, def sold.
Yeah, fuck it.
Reed, I see you have your hand up.
What's good, man?
Yo, I know nothing about Telegram bots, and I'll just fuck it up if I try.
But the buy bot is broken in the MCDC telegram.
It hasn't pinged for three hours.
If you want, do you have full access in the TV?
Yeah, yeah.
Is Trench talking?
Yeah, yeah.
Trench is talking.
If you want to add me, I can help you out with that shit.
I got you.
I got you.
What's your –
It should just be Trench 4 with the 3 as in the E.
I'll just DM you.
Wait, it's not broken. The just wasn't loading nevermind. It's also on set up for bigger buys
It doesn't show the small buys
Okay, yeah, nevermind. It's all good
I have a question about Mitch coin why buy it when he has 80%
What's the point buying supply control allegedly supply control, but I think what it is is bro like if he owns like
seven a hundred million fucking tokens
You know and he's not really he's not selling he's not doing shit
Then that's 700 million tokens that are basically
locked away that he's got you know so then you got to think how many tokens are actually out there
available if he has that much supply well 70 of 20 mil or whatever you know it's uh
well 50 so like it's only at technically like six mil market cap if those tokens are you know it's uh well 50 so like it's only at technically like six mil market cap if
those tokens are you know but but at the same time i see that i'm just like nope but i i'm
i registered mitchcoin.seul that's what i did that was my contribution
that's valid but nah bro i think it's control, but also if he's got that amount of coins
just fucking chilling, bro,
and you know that they're not going anywhere,
they're not going to be sold,
they're just sitting there,
and you gotta think, well, how many coins
are actually left out for the public right now?
So if all those coins get bought
and there's no coins in circulation,
then the float gets locked,
and then basically until he starts letting coins go or other people start
letting coins go,
then that coin is going to go past many,
many,
many,
many dollars.
And it could be the funniest fucking outcome of the platform he's supporting
and helps like make like a make a name for it the funniest
outcome would be he ends up flipping that coin and um instead of a solana fucking summer we have
a mitch summer next year which would kind of be valid bro it's like the ultimate revenge
after like yeah i guess that makes sense everyone just trying like
a lot of people trying their hardest to remove him from ct and removing retardio and i guess
like the question is like where does this put retardio now like if you have the coin then you
have a retardio pfp looking at you when you open your wallet so it's like what does it mean
for retardio are people buying it are people not buying it you know are the nfts gonna go back up
in price is he gonna eventually like i'm gonna take the you know i'm taking creator fees and
i'm gonna pump it in retardio or i'm gonna sweep the cousins that are on the floor you know you
gotta think uh i don you know you gotta think uh
i don't know you gotta think like what is he into he's in the glorp he's a top holder of glorp he
also is a top holder of glorp nfts so like what if he's you know he could single-handedly take
his creator fees and pump each and every single bag he has.
And then he could do the funniest thing ever in kind regards the entire crypto fucking community,
which would be valid.
And low-key, I don't think I would be mad.
I think I would just like to be a part of that lore when it happens.
But you ban a man, you blackball a man from a website,
he ends up being the reason why you're ridiculously rich.
That would be the only possible outcome.
Because I thought for the longest time,
if somebody got a hold of him and told him,
look, I know you don't fuck with fascist.eth,
she launched this coin.
The community's there. The community's strong. But she launched this coin the community's there the community's strong but
she dumped everything on the community as you know low-key that's what happened bro she dumped on all
of her heads and it is what it is whatever you know but it's like what if somebody got a hold
of him was like yeah like she did that but the community's there like the funniest outcome would have been
he got the creator rewards turned over to him i think almost like it was almost necessary for
that to happen though because you know like a lot of like very ep said it the best like there there
hasn't been any pain in this chart yet right and so like there hasn't been a test on the community
and this this is the test this was the test and the community survived and and like honestly, that's the the top names in the space to say like
That is the test and the community didn't die. There's something there, right?
I was gonna say didn't angel say that shit
He's like it needs to go lower for like another fucking month and we're like no, he's like yes
Yeah, it's true. It's true dog i'm a mad man
it's true like and we kept like never ever dip below even 250 right like
250 250 is bottom bottom 290 280 maybe 280 yeah yeah so like that's a fucking accomplishment in and of itself and it just it
never went anywhere and the fact that like we're also we all run back to it when there's anything
to do with it it's like that was necessary and fascist said she didn't want to be the
fucking head of the project she didn't she just wanted to revive it right and like
god the motion that we had was great but like the crash was
inevitable whether or not it was crashed from 10 mil to one mil or crash from three four mil six
mil whatever we were at top to well three hundred thousand two hundred thousand it's like that was
inevitable you look at crypto md like they were around they've
been around for a year they've they crash from their top down like a good 70 percent drawback
and but that's okay like they're not worried they know community's still there it's like
that's anything anything that drops 70 is when you're supposed to buy anyway Fuck. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, it is dog
And like that was the thing like she she gave the blueprint we all over and not that's like
The magic is the magic never left right it's
The community stayed the memes are the same like i still dude my phone i still probably
have 200 plus memes on my phone and i gotta go through them to pick my favorite one so that it's
not such a jungle but like that's what i love like going back to the old memes even and just being
like oh the times the good times and like throwing one of those down like we were fucking we were the epitome of success as a community for
two months straight and then things faltered a bit but like there's it's not that hard to bring
that back especially with the people we have in here today right now it'll come back real quick and it's back. It is back.
Yeah. On the space earlier today, uh, you know, from the hospital through the phone, fascist was like, dude,
like if you guys want to see to it, like,
I'll give you half of the fees and like Dana and like a bunch of other people
straight up like laughed out loud at her. And like Dana and like a bunch of other people straight up like laughed out loud at her.
And like it was kind of sad because it was like, dude, she's already made like $10,000 in fees from this coin.
And like when they handed us the wallet, there was $23 in it today, bro.
And so it's like imagine if we had been able to burn $5,000 of MCDC right now from half of the fees.
Well, we can't because that's not what we were offered.
We were offered, you know, $11.5 today.
And thank God, like, that's in the hands of the community because we can let that – we can let those fees stack up and we can fucking buy the coin and burn it but like yeah i don't know there's just kind of a really
big gap between reality that we're all living in and delusion that other people we may know and love
or may know and hate um live in and yeah no no that that's fair because obviously a lot of people
did lose a lot of money and uh that's completely fair like that that uh it sucks and i i feel bad
i well i mean i lost money but i didn't lose a shit ton but like i lost my gains that's for sure and the gains are something that i was really looking
forward to seeing grow but that's okay because you know what at the end of the day it's it's
nothing's i was talking about this earlier today to somebody in real life it's like
nothing is anybody's fault other than your own it's like we all chose to be here and but we all know the
the risks right and unfortunately like maybe i guess the worst case scenario came true but
maybe it was the best case scenario because it did weed out the fucking the weekends it did
weed out the people like you you seen that first week that we were going down how many people just
left the community got the farmers out well yeah how many people left how many people started
launching other shit with the money that they made like all of a sudden they're posting their
wallets and they got ten thousand dollars in seoul and they got a thousand dollars in mcdonald's
coin it's like hmm i wonder well i can't even buy a Big Mac, Nicky. Well, yeah. But, you know,
they use their motion.
How do you take over a pump
being the creator, getting like that percentage?
How do you take over that?
Well, there's a Google form
you need to fill out, and you need to
be thorough
and provide copious
amounts of proof that you and or your team have been the
ones that were actually running the coin. And the first time I applied for that three weeks ago,
Sergio, this unibrowed fuck that we don't like, actually...
We also didn't pay De decks before then because we were
waiting for they would have given they would have given it to us for sure for sure but that was like
the main thing we were like uh let's just wait yeah so we didn't pay the cto decks well we we
didn't pay it not because we were waiting but because there was literally no reason to aside from the CTO label on Dex.
Like today we paid $200 to update Dex just so it says CTO on Dex Screener.
That said, though, we didn't need to do it, but I applied three weeks ago,
and PumpFun told me to go fuck myself, all because Sergio emailed them
and told them that we were trying to steal the project from fascist studies.
The whole time I thought we just had no motion, so I was like, damn.
Yeah, so today, after the boys paid Dex, I said, you know what? Let me try one more time.
And I tried one more time, and you know what? Because there was no dickhead email from Sergio, Pump Fun handed that shit right over.
Dude, same day?
Yeah.
Bro, we did that shit pretty smooth we did that shit smooth
yeah i was like you know what fuck waiting around let's get it done and obviously i have copious
amounts of proof that dana and i are the ones who've been running this coin because we're the
ones who've been running the fucking coin so if if you ever find yourselves in that scenario where someone else launches the coin
and you end up being the one running it and they sell or they leave or they quit or they die,
you are able to apply for the creator rewards and they will literally change the wallet.
Like the creator rewards wallet literally says that it's the deployer wallet now
they literally change the deployer wallet they don't just change like the creator fee wallet
like it is now the mcdonald's creator wallet damn so you have this under under a deployer now
under one of your wallets well well dude i made a, I made a fresh wallet for this three weeks ago.
And when I got my email from PumpFun, they were like, okay, you should see the fees start populating on PumpFun within the next hour.
You might have motion for the rest of your life, bro.
I logged into PumpFun.
Well, I'll never launch a coin from it, bro.
I'm not a fucking piece of shit.
Ooh, bullish. Okay, Reed. I'm not a coin from it, bro. Like, I'm not a fucking piece of shit. Ooh, bullish.
Okay, Reed.
I'm not a piece of shit, bro.
What the fuck?
So, look, guys, this is a fresh phantom wallet that was created strictly for the purpose of claiming fees, buying McDonald's coin, and burning it.
That's it.
Nothing else is ever going to be done with this wallet.
But when I log into PumpFun with this wallet and i click coins like
created coins mcdonald's coin is right there bro dude congrats on that's a flex
thank you i can't tell who's talking right now by the way who is talking
how'd you puppets what up dude yeah this is Yeah, yeah, it says you're a listener. But thank you, bro.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't round trip $60,000, get shit down my neck by Japan and all of his faggot friends,
watch Sergio claim that he raped and robbed fascist.eth all while trying to keep a coin from going to zero with Dana not to get the fees and burn them.
Like, fuck everyone, bro.
For real, for real for real so
thank you falsette is here hey i'm just i'm just here to ask a question real quick because i've
been hearing different different opinions about this so um is buying a whole shit ton of supply
and locking bearish or bullish?
How are we feeling in the trenches nowadays on that type of shit?
Is this about Mitch buying 792 million tokens of his own token?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Because he didn't lock his.
He's just like, I'm going to wreck it whenever I want.
And you fucking idiots are going to go ahead and still buy that coin.
What I'm saying is like, so I have a drop tomorrow.
I have another world record attempt on pumping and I'm going to be doing tomorrow.
And I don't want it to be fucking bundle sniped to high hell or like,
and the other thing too is I want to like, because now it is more pump fund fees are so much better at higher market caps that by me buying a shit ton of supply and bundling it
um on one wallet and then just locking it on the dev wallet i can get to those higher market caps
quicker i just want to know is like buying a shit ton of supply and locking it still even bullish
or people just do people not like that shit well here's my opinion and i'll just say it real quick
it is it is bullish in my eyes if it's done right like if but usually when that happens all that
locks apply is just pointless because the devs already bought on multiple side wallets and
they're ready to dump right so then people are like oh this is bullish all that's just locked
and then the dev starts dumping on side wallets and it's like so so it is it is bullish in the
eyes of the crypto community if if it's done right now i think it
might be a bit of a red flag uh because because like i said they just dump anyways off side
wallets right and it's like they usually do that for like celebrity launches because everybody
followed the trump meta and everything right so like yeah but if it's done properly like i think it i think it's bullish in my eyes
from a trustworthy source but again like that remaining supply can also be sniped and bundled by
uh snipers and bundlers random that are just onto it but you know last last question how much what
percent of supply if you were to you know it's a legit dev what's the minimum that you
want you would want to see locked away in order for it to be like oh that's an actual real lock
fuck it's tough to see a dog like like it's one more percent does shit it depends who it is like
because if it's just nobody that it has to be like a hype person right that everybody knows and it's got to be a hype launch
i guess but but then you attract more attention um so you can build hype after launch but at the
same time like i don't know i'd say like to make a difference do like 50 or something like let's
look at vine right vine i think right like rust i think only had like 10 of the supply that he locked away but that you
know at the peak that was worth millions um same thing with like mitch's stack was like 27 million
last time i i seen i didn't even know he launched today but um when i seen tonight it's like 27
million dollars right but at the same time it's
like does he have sidewalls he's selling off of probably oh yeah come on but at the same time
the 30 grand off of creator fees he he already made twice his money back that he put in initially
right so does he he doesn't even need to sell that he. He could, but, and that's the thing.
It's like,
it can be bullish because supply control is bullish if it's done right.
But.
Okay.
Just cause I was thinking,
cause,
I want to,
I want to,
what do you call it tomorrow?
I want to do 25% just cause I know it's like,
a bit in between just fucking bun,
bundle and locking it all the way to the bonding curve doesn't make any sense.
It's like, yay.
None of us had an opportunity
to even see what this coin was about.
Sneak me in the bundle, bro.
Trust me. I wish I could.
I wish I could, but it's going to be a big one.
I got, what do you call it?
Pump fund came through,
gave me a little bit of money to make this work, so
hopefully it's going to be a big thing. If it ain't it ain't whatever but i mean like here i'll i'll leak it
now because you know no y'all are gonna fucking do it but um i'm gonna try doing the you know how
like there's these people that will try to 24-hour live stream themselves gaming
and it's like retarded right yeah like uh you know like longest video game live stream but
like half the time they're just sleeping or like eating and doing other things that aren't actually
um so i contacted the guinness book of world records and the actual longest time ever spent
playing a video game is 138 hours right or playing video games is 138 hours. So, um, I contacted him. I got the rules for it and I'm going to do the longest video game marathon
ever on pump fun tomorrow.
Bro.
So the,
but no,
here's the thing because the GWR doesn't want people killing themselves
playing fucking Minecraft.
They implemented a rule where if you don't take a 10-minute break,
well, you get a 10-minute break every hour, which is stackable.
So I'm just thinking of just straight up, you know, six hours on, one hour off,
six hours on, one hour off, so on and so forth.
But that's why I was like asking them like,
yo, what is, you know, like 25%, is that good enough or should I do more?
But no, okay.
That sounds fun actually i'm
not gonna lie the other thing is too is um what was the other thing the other thing is too is um
we were gonna try we're gonna try shilling in a place that's never been chilled before
you ever you ever like like let me ask you this question on the projects you've ever been in like
mcdonald's coin right like i don't think a mcdonald's shill was ever i don't say it wasn't
gonna go good but um it's unexpected to see someone shilling crypto at mcdonald's right
have have any of the fucking youtubers ever been shilled crypto before do you think all the time
absolutely dude there was so many people involved in crypto last cycle dude like some of the biggest
There was so many people involved in crypto last cycle, dude.
Like some of the biggest, Mr. B, Scary V, Logan Paul, Jake Paul,
like all of the biggest fucking YouTubers were deep in Ethereum last cycle, bro.
The reason why I ask because like if I'm going to do this tomorrow,
the longest video game marathon ever, right?
I want to onboard fucking Minecraft Twitch streamers and YouTubers to PumpFun, you know?
Do you only want to do PumpFun or is that like your focus is PumpFun or are you focused more on the rewards aspect of things?
I'm focused on PumpFun and the reward.
Okay, because I was going to say, no, I'm not shilling Bonk or whatever, but Bonk just said that they're doing shit with kick directly so like that's the only
reason why i'm mentioning that because you mentioned twitch so that's why i brought that up
but no for sure if it's just if you're strictly focusing on pump then no i'll fuck with it yeah
yeah so that's why i'm like that's why i'm like shit tomorrow like i can't wait and i'm sorry for
like you know i'm shilling here but it's just like i've seen mcdonald's coin and when they were
shilling in front of the actual,
like a McDonald's restaurant, it was weird,
but like it worked because it was something we've never seen been shilled
before. We've never seen a fucking McDonald's,
like a McDonald's themed cryptocurrency be shilled.
And so that's why I'm thinking like, huh, is that, you know,
could you think you could onboard more people? I mean, fuck, I'm sorry.
My mind's racing
a mile a minute but you get what i'm trying to say if you can onboard people onboard people
from just standing outside of fucking mcdonald's you can onboard people from uh minecraft youtubers
but that's that's that's that in a nutshell are you only playing minecraft or what other games
do you decide or wanting to play that that's that's what i'm that's what i'm still trying
to determine but um I got a couple.
The main thing is, though,
there's actually another record,
the longest time ever spent playing Minecraft,
and one goes only 38 hours.
So the benefit is,
I want to do it where,
like I just paid for it.
It's going to be a Minecraft server.
Anyone can join it.
So most world records,
you can't join in on the fucking fun. But if it's gonna be a minecraft server anyone can join it so most world records you can't join in
on the fucking fun but um if it's going well where i have a 100 hour long minecraft server bro i'll
have like 20 i'll have like 30 people in that bitch i don't care you know so i'm just i'm just
thinking how do i onboard fucking you know like stompy long no or what's that guy's name again
trend you know exactly what i'm talking about i don't hold on stop stampy long
what the fuck is his name
stampy stampy longhead that's the guy i remember what i remember watching this dude as a kid holy
shit i would love to onboard people like a stampy longhead but like that's that's a whole different conversation so yeah but what about boob coin oh yeah oh oh what about boob oh you remember me showing boob coin
bro i'm still showing boob coin what are you talking about and it's not boob it's boobs uh
plural boobs plural oh i hold the one without the S. Boobs, I'm sorry. Very singular guy.
That's crazy, Pudgy, that you remember me shilling boobs,
because, bro, I put so much time in it.
So, Crypto, hold on.
You have your hand raised.
I'm sorry.
Come on over real quick.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's Crypto Mommy.
What's good, Crypto Mommy? Yeah.
I was wondering why the title looks like that.
What do you mean?
Dana, explain.
I was wondering
why the title isn't spelled
correctly.
I don't know.
it's not, but you've,
you didn't spell
it right. It's
spelled a dollar sign Z-E-S-T-Y. Hold on.
Why did I know this was going to go in that direction? It's fine
though. Okay, continue. Dollar sign Z-E-S-T-Y.
Yes, you're
absolutely right, yes.
Do you need help spelling that you can coho me
look i would coho you i would raw dog you you know whatever whatever it is you need whatever
it is you want for me to make uh make sure everything's good um i could give you one
percent of mcdonald's coin if you'd like I don't care
I want 10%
I only have 4%
Bitches I cannot believe
Right right bro it's like I'll give you
5 bands
I'll take
5 bands
Dana I got you
I don't want you $5,000
Honestly I eat McDonald's almost every day.
If everyone does hurt.
If anyone does hurt.
Yeah, we can tell by the sound of your voice.
I can hear that cholesterol just running down your throat as you speak.
Don't think about things running down my throat, you fucking pervert.
Well, Krypton, I'm going to be running down your throat soon enough.
Anyway...
No, no, no.
Hey, guys.
No, no, no.
We're going to be respectful in this space everyone's
okay raw dog that's different i said that like friends
yeah bro like you don't raw dog your friends i'm not even on birth control do you want kids
what are we naming it if it's yes actually yes we want children children. We want a thousand X play every day.
Children and a woman who's not on birth control fucking putting toxins in her ovaries.
Birth control is literally gay.
What are we naming it if it's a girl?
Read.
That was a trick question.
Bro, I know a chick named me.
Wait, that was a trick question.
If it's a girl, we give it back.
We give it up for adoption or we kill it.
We only want boys.
Oh, this bitch is Chinese.
Ching chong bing bong, nigga.
Little Wayne said,
my eye's tight like my name Wong Ding Ding Dong.
Yeah, bitch.
You're Wong Ding Ding Ding
at this point. Why are you stuttering?
Well, no, that's the fucking...
You sound like sleepy Joe.
Anyway, Crypto Mommy,
are you going to invite me to your spaces again or nah?
You're fucking...
Everyone blocked you, brother.
I'm sorry, come again?
Everyone blocked you. Okay, tell them to unblock me
Nope
Why is she like 45 dressed like that
Thank you
I'm not 45
Hey Angel I'm gonna ask you once again
To not talk to her like that
Do you understand me
Yes master I understand master I ask you once again to not talk to her like that. Do you understand me?
Yes, Master.
I understand, Master. Don't speak to her like that.
She's very nice, very sweet to me.
Are you going to correct the spelling of the title?
Look.
I love when the hombres start fighting, dude.
Shit's so funny.
Bro, I hope we have another giant fight happen in here soon.
Pull Sergio in here.
I'll go off on a motherfucker.
Bro, Sergio made a post about, like...
Run me my 200 bitch ass nigga.
That nigga made a post about, like...
I'll take a fight right now.
Oh, timeline from the CT drama.
Like, brother, you bragged about raping someone and now you're like oh i don't have time
for this drama bro rap he fucking he took so much pride in telling everybody how he raped someone
and now he's like no guys wait no it was a joke i didn't do it was it faucet unfortunately Was it Fawcett? Unfortunately, surprisingly not, no, it wasn't Fawcett
Have you seen the photo of Fawcett bent over with his hand over his mouth and the gun pointing at his asshole?
No, but I have seen the photos of Fawcett in his underwear that were kind of weird
Like, I don't know why you posted that type shit
Yeah, this was a real studio taken photo
yeah i don't like that shit at all i don't know why are you gonna correct the spelling or
i don't know that means i gotta grab my phone and do it i'm kind of not even looking at my
phone right now you're not staring at me? No.
I'm staring at you.
Well, it's because you have a little crushy-weshy on me, and that's understandable.
Yeah, I love your blue hair.
It makes your voice sound better.
Yes, thank you.
That's how I look in real life.
Yeah, I bet.
It's so cute.
Yes.
Deep down, we're all 15-year-old girls on the internet, you know?
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
I'm 45.
Like I said, 15-year-old girl on the internet.
Can you add Zesty?
Where is she?
No, Zesty to the title.
But now you're looking at your phones, you were about to add her, so you could add it.
I can't add Zesty.
Why?
Because I need to do a Zesty space. This is a McDonald's space.
Do you hate Nellie?
No, I love Nellie.
Prove it.
Prove it. I literally gave her
her very first crypto.
Bro, I gave Nelly her first crypto bag
when she joined CT.
I don't want to hear that.
I gave her Glorp. I gave her Anklank.
I gave her Solana.
Anklank is crazy.
Bro, I love Anklank. An clank deserved to hit like fucking 10 million
dollar market cap and it never did yo shout out jiggy jag shout out that nigga bro you guys know
this story he's my neighbor he made 30 off mcdonald's coin he quit his fucking job to just
gamble on retardio casino and he lost it all thank you fucking legend type shit, bro. Anyhow jiggy Jags
We're bringing back McDonald's coin. So don't worry. You're not gonna have to get a job
Just let me let me work bro. Let me do my magic bro. We'll bring it back. So
Can you DM me the CA for McDonald's coin?
Someone pin the goddamn CA for McDonald's coin?
Someone pin the goddamn CA on McDonald's coin on the Jumbotron, please.
Damon, do you love Nelly?
Yeah.
Yeah, why?
Prove it.
See, prove it. How?
Prove it how?
The CA for McDonald's coin is pinned in the Jumbotron, by the way.
What's up, by the way.
What's up, Candy?
Prove it.
Yeah, prove it.
Where's the proof?
McDonald's coin just hit 500k again.
Let's go.
Dana, I think the girls are asking you to send Nelly a nut video, and it's making me extremely uncomfortable. No, that's not for me.
No, I wouldn't do that, bro.
Honestly, like... Yeah, that's not for me no i wouldn't do that bro honestly like yeah he's not sergio no on some real shit bro irl my name has to be a mcthicken bro irl
my name is too big for that bro like i'm i'm too big to be sending shit like mariah carey
i wish bro i'm not there yet but uh my my name's too big for shit like that like my identity
needs to be kept a secret you know i'm not i'm not on that time of fucking
are you billy eilish's brother do you make all of her music no i'm not billy eilish's brother
because if i was i'd want to to my sister but instead date a woman who
looks just like her bro been watching too much anime no that's like ariana grande's boyfriend
ethan or whatever that she cheated on her husband with looks just like her brother you know it's
funny i've had this friend for many years that like every now and then he'll be like oh yeah so
like you know me and me and ariana me
and ariana and then like one day he just was like well yeah ariana grande like that's my friend
so i looked at his homies and they're like bro this nigga's been saying that he's known that
for years it's fucking weird he won't let it go he's capping yeah that's crazy Ariana Grande came To Texas
And he posted on his Instagram stories
Like him backstage with her
And him having dinner with her
And it's like, oh shit
You really did know this woman this whole time
Damn
I did DM you
The CA for McDonald's coin
As requested
I thought you were going to ask me for my
daddy so you could send me 1%
you literally said
DM me the CA for
McDonald's coin
I literally, I did what you told me
to and now it wasn't fucking
good enough
you see guys
that's the issue
he offered me 1% but I asked for 10%.
You know, these foids come up here.
These fucking foids come up here talking like they're fucking 17-year-old virgins about to be 18 in a month.
You know, trying to...
I don't know that.
They're not...
Guys.
All I wanted was you to spell the title correctly.
Guys, should I kill myself right now? Chat, let me know if I should just shoot myself. No, I'm going to do it title correctly. Guys, should I kill myself right now?
Chat, let me know if I should just shoot myself.
No, I'm going to do it.
Yes.
Yes?
Okay.
Wait, before you do, I got to get your opinion on this potential launch I might do.
No, guys.
Can I pull the trigger?
I'm going to fucking-
I would take a bullet for you, Dana.
No, you wouldn't.
You got it.
Yeah, I would.
I want to die so bad.
All of you guys fucking hate me.
I'm better off just fucking blowing my brains out right now.
Can I kick the chair?
Yes.
The ticker is MCDC.
No, DC, typical Floyd.
Oh, he killed himself for me.
No, I did it because I wanted to.
No, that's not true.
No, I'm saying you can kick the chair for me.
Yeah, but I would never.
I like candy.
Yo, Reed.
I know you saw what I posted earlier.
What do you think, man?
Call me Aaron Carter the way I love candy.
I mean, why not?
Angel, whatever.
Send me CA.
Angel, whatever you're launching,
fucking send me CA, bro.
It's not a coin.
He's talking about launching an nft uh
angel what would your nfts be bro if you were to do i don't give a fuck what it is i want ec whatever
like the name i would call them jenta well no like what would the art be like what kind of nfts
would you do just like hand drawn like pen gel i don't i don't fucking know something like that
pen gel.
I don't fucking know. Something like that.
I would take a gel pen
and just draw
on some composition
notebook paper.
You said gel pen? 100% aping.
And maybe I'll color it in too
with highlighters.
Do you have any sort of artistic I don't even know what the word is like
do you that nigga autistic bro yeah yeah do you have any artistic skills at all or would it be
just like dog shit on notebook paper i mean i don't know like you can judge that that picture I posted oh let me go look
where's it up it's um click on my page and just like scroll a couple posts oh
no you're just humble bro no your art's good like I like I have zero like
artistic ability when it comes to drawing things so I wasn't sure if you
were trolling or serious no that's dope's dope, bro. Like I said, I need early drop on that bitch.
I just posted it in the
Jumbotron for anybody that wants to look
at it, but yeah, I drew that.
Why don't you draw shit for MCDC?
There's just so much already out there
for MCDC. I just want to
chill that and use what's
available.
Yeah, true, true, true. I mean the your art is good is what i'm
saying like it matches appreciate it appreciate it how how big of a collection would you do dude
because like realistically you would have to draw i don't know i mean a few hundred at least
i mean i've got a lot of time on my hand right now.
I could probably do it.
Why do you have so much time?
Because the ice cream machine is up again.
Hell yeah.
That's why.
Why do you have so much time on your hands?
Because.
I just got it like that.
Because.
Are you 65 and retired old man?
No. I'm not as old as you.
I'm 45 years older.
I don't know.
The more you talk, the older you sound.
Yeah, you
take an oldie to know an oldie,
old man.
Bro,
why is this woman speaking right now?
What the fuck? Why is she talking to me like this
because i don't even know who she is hi my name is angel what's your name you're being mommy
yo pa no no what's your name mommy no no don't clip that bro That's my name No
Guys
Guys I don't fucking know
I just don't understand
Why a man has so much time on his hands
Because we're all rich again
That's why
That's a female trait
A female needs to have all the time on her hands
Yeah well a female should Them females female needs to have all the time on her hands.
Yeah, well, a female should... Them females never have money.
Yeah, a female should make some real money.
No, we don't make money.
We collect our allowance.
From who?
The men.
What men?
The ones that aren't supposed to have all the time on their hands
because they're making money for the women to collect their allowance.
So what do y'all do for these allowance?
Like are y'all throwing it back?
Okay so if you're getting an allowance.
We're getting married.
We're marrying you.
We're cleaning.
We're cooking.
We're getting pregnant.
We're having your children.
My Snapchat is full.
Yeah.
What's your Snap score?
Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo Congratulations. Yoshi lowkey said, I'm taking the fucking role as like a fucking mother and a provider for an allowance.
I believe in traditional marriage and relationships.
Good.
So you're signing the prenup first thing in the morning.
Congrats.
Oh, there is a prenup because I have more money than the man,
but I need him to be the provider.
I think if I'm giving a woman an allowance, I don't know, bro.
She's throwing him back whenever.
It's called, do you not believe in traditional relationships?
Return to tradition.
What traditional woman is up at
1.30 in the morning on a twitter space
Nah bruh
Saying mommy
That's the craziest part
That's my name
Yes ma'am
Okay
Clip that
Mad trad
What does that even mean
you wouldn't get it
he's mad traditional bro
stay catholic so you like anal
I'm dumb
yo shout out crypto
mommy she's gonna make all of us
dump our zesty bags
shut out
yo she's gonna be the reason why we all just dump our bags like
then nelly's gonna be like nelly's gonna call me like darlene oh what did you do like bro talk
to crypto mommy bro shut up you like me angels mean it's not us where we dump because crypto
mommy she was like i want money for being A responsible adult
With a child
We ain't doing all that bullshit bro
Talk about traditional
Relationships that's not the idea to do a zesty coin
Guys on the count of three
On the count of three guys
Go into your wallet and sell your zesty
And then blame it on crypto mommy
You brought this on yourself
I hate you
Look in the mirror and fucking hate yourself
Not me sweetheart
Remember when Dana was like
Don't talk to her like that
Facts and I switched up
On the team
Crazy It is what it is Ain't that right Reed backs and I switched up on the team. Crazy.
It is what it is.
Ain't that right, Reed?
I was just about to tweet I love Dana.
Yeah, nigga.
Get a number.
Never.
No, I'm not doing it.
No, I'm not.
Guys, look.
Guys, I can be spicy sometimes, too, guys.
Let me have my moment.
Dude, Dana is a spicy Latina, bro.
15-year-old Latina.
Oh, sorry, I didn't know you were trans.
What are your pronouns?
I'm not trans.
I have a pussy, you bitch.
Okay, what's your pronouns?
She, her.
MCD, she, her.
She, her. MCD signature. She, her.
No, it's FD's clue, though.
No, we're not talking about that coin right now.
Crypto Mommy ruined it for us.
No, you spelled it wrong in the title.
No, Zesty is amazing.
No, no, we're not talking about that coin.
I just don't want that one.
No, Crypto Mommy ruined it.
No, I'm done. Okay, fine. I'll kill myself.
Okay, thank you.
Make sure to live stream it.
Should I kick the chair or pull the trigger?
Put the gun in your mouth.
I was going to say, why not both?
It's in my mouth.
It's in my mouth right now.
The gun is in my mouth.
Okay, now Kurt Cobain yourself.
What does that mean?
Oh my gosh, bro.
Google is your best.
I wish Sergio was here right now, honestly.
I feel like he OD'd.
He definitely was high as fuck on heroin, but...
Well, one of two things happened.
Most realistically, he blew his fucking brains out
with a shotgun, or someone
else blew his brains out with a shotgun and
staged it to look like a suicide.
I don't think Kirk Cobain killed himself.
I, Loki, don't
either, and I truly think Courtney Love
most likely fucking paid for that,
but... Why so?
uh, licensing rights to his music yeah money okay i'm gonna go buy a mcdonald's
coin i highly recommend you guys watch mommy everyone here needs to watch the documentary
soaked in bleach it is a kurt cobain documentary that is about his death, and one of the narrators of the story, one of the people they interview, is the private investigator that Courtney Love hired.
And I'm going to spoil a little bit of the movie, but it's a historical documentary, so it doesn't really matter.
matter. At one point in the movie, the private investigator that Courtney Love hired is like,
yeah. And then, you know, at some point, Courtney Love ended up firing me as a private investigator
because she didn't realize that she was hiring me to uncover the truth. And as the truth kept
pointing toward her looking more and more like she had something to do with paying for the death of her husband like she fired
me and i was like oh fuck like that's crazy and so like i don't nothing convinced me more that
the death of kurt cobain was like you know probably blood on the hands of courtney love
more than that film also i have a super nerdy friend named nick from uh the san francisco bay
area who was like the nerdiest Nirvana fan
I've ever met in my life. One time he pulled up to fucking Kurt's childhood home up in, um,
God, help me with the name of the town, uh, wherever the fuck rural Washington and, um,
fucking knocks on the door, hangs out with Kurt's uncle for the day. Like Kurt's uncle lets him into
the house, lets him see Kurt's bedroom, like all this nerdy shit. Kurt's family straight up told
my boy, like even they are convinced that Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain or hired someone to like,
you know, has blood on her hands in the death of Kurt Cobain. And, uh, you know, it's one of
those mysteries I feel like we'll never know. Like maybe the CIA knows, maybe the CIA knows, like,
what do you think Dana? They know everything. Um, yeah, no, Kurt Cobain was killed, bro.
Uh, she, she slimed, she slimed that man out for, uh, marketing rights and, uh, likeness on account of he was getting ready to divorce her and if he had
divorced her then she wouldn't have gotten shit from him and clearly he's left behind a legacy
a pair of his 1980s levi 501 salvage denim sold for 500 000 like clearly you know it wasn't until after he died
suddenly you know you can get your posters and shot glasses and pajama pants basically a bunch
of that you know that he wouldn't have okayed like i think like the breaking point was the guitar hero
like i think like the breaking point was the guitar hero thing like where they made him a
playable character and like the band who still had rights to their music were like
nah that like he's he wouldn't be down with that he doesn't want to be a character he wouldn't want
to be a character in this game and courtney love was like uh-huh yeah he would
game and Courtney Love was like, uh-huh. Yeah, he would.
Dude, I used to, so, Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain's daughter went on to marry Tony Hawk's
son in the last few years, Riley Hawk, who's also a pro skater. And about 10 years ago, I used to
have an inside joke with Bradley Noel from Sublime's Kid that like one day he was going to grow up and
like either marry Francis Bean Cobain and like Bradley Noel from Sublime and Kurt Cobain from
Nirvana. We're going to have this like posthumous grandchild.
And obviously that the joke never came true.
It didn't happen.
Or we wanted to at least create a test tube baby where like, again, this posthumous grandchild was like created in a lab and we were going to give it to the Foo Fighters and the remaining members of Sublime to like raise this test tube baby.
members of sublime to like raise this test tube baby and then a few years later she ends up
marrying fucking tony hawk's kid which is crazy that like tony hawk and kurt cobain now share a
grandchild if you think about it like that's insane what the i think if kurt cobain's daughter
got to know me she would have really liked me and you know maybe we would have had that baby together. That's possible.
Like, I'm kind of low-key a likable person, like, once you get to know me.
So, like, you know, really, it's kind of her loss.
I love you.
Yeah, I know.
Actually, no, you don't.
You see, the big issue with women is they're not liars.
Like, I'm not saying crypto mommy's a
liar but crypto mommy loves the idea of me she doesn't love me as a person she loves the idea
well no shit we just you know an assertive man you know good looking successful uh i don't know
what you look like and you're probably can't can't can't pump a coin like crazy you know
there's a lot of good attributes was you sticking up for me because nobody ever does that in this
space because all you men are cucks to other men and when a woman's being talked down to even if
it's in a quote even no even if it's in a joking manner men men just go along with it. But Dana was like, don't talk to her like that.
And ever since, I'm in love with him.
Yeah, so anyway, yeah, she really just loves the idea of a man that is God-fearing,
is willing to settle down and get married, have children,
is anti-partying, anti-drugs anti-birth control
you know that's that's what she likes you know does she like me does she want me
the man behind the profile pic probably not this is going to be something where
you know we we dm each other we might text on telegram and then eventually
she will meet a black man and stop talking to me.
That's what they do.
That's what they all do.
Never that.
Guys, I just got severely depressed right now over this.
And I think I'm going to end this space.
What?
How'd you get depressed from...
I told you I loved you.
That's crazy
It's gonna lift some weights for a little bit
And just reflect on what just happened
Guys
What the fuck
Anyway guys
Tomorrow Angel and I
Um so basically
Angel and I live on the opposite
Side of the highway from each other
So Angel and I are gonna meet up tomorrow of the highway from each other. So Angel and I are going to meet up tomorrow, probably at the Domain.
And I'm going to have three Modellos and be absolutely shit-faced because I don't really drink anymore.
Then Angel's probably going to try to unlock my phone and get a hold of my wallet.
But little does he know, my cold storage wallet is an iPhone 12.
So, you know, there's no...
Don't worry, I'll get in there.
You know, you're not going to find it.
Something tells me Angel has more guns than you do, Dana.
So, I don't know.
I'd be a little worried.
When I was hanging out with Starrcaster,
she was telling me this story.
And she said something.
I was like, you should just carry a gun with you.
And she's like, yeah, where's your fucking gun and i was like it's right here like i i have it on me bro i literally like bro i always have like and bro the target i go to somebody went in there
had a bad day and like shot a three-year-old and her grandpa and like my ira friends are like bro why do you always carry a gun on you that's fucking weird
bro you're weird and it's like no like that's the reason why bro because like there's always
some fucking weirdo yeah bro it sucks like i'm at that target all the time now i have to go to
hold now i have to go like the 0.3 miles to whole foods because i'm not trying to get slimed out and like
i'm not trying to slime someone out bro like the only time i would willing to shoot somebody
is if krypton on me and i were walking you know on our way to the brunch spot
and some guy like cat called her then i wouldn't even
think like i would like pistol yeah i love him drag them around the corner and say i want you to
suck my fucking gun like a dick and then i'm gonna pull the trigger while it's in their mouth
and i'm gonna be like come on toots let's go get brunch while they're playing fucking drake's honestly never mind in
the background yeah that's that is what it is guys my name's fucking dana you understand me i'm
my name is fucking dana and i'm here representing i'm here representing the mcdonald's coin community
thank you and I know she want me now you feel me I know she want me shit anyway
guys share the space I see a bunch of Guy Fawkes masks in here shout out a non-coin uh shout out a non yo guys
dead ass bro like dead ass i got into a non-coin at like 27k so like everyone's like what the
who's selling it's like low-key i don't even care like i bought like point like 1.8 of a non-coin and even with the coin tanking like i'm still up
like low-key so like shout out a non-coin for real i with it i like the community
you know i like crit it is what it is you feel me
yo that's real yeah that's real me and i don't know dana yeah hey check it out baby we could
live like jack and sally if you want you know feel me we're gonna have halloween on christmas
and live this life like it would never end reed can you hit me with the where are you? Hit me with that, please.
I'm so sorry.
I cannot sleep.
I cannot dream tonight
to call you
and hear your voice of treasure
when you come home
and watch this pain tonight.
Don't waste your time on me
You're already
The voice inside
My head
Miss you
Bro if I was a bitch bro
If I was a woman and some man sung that to me bro
My pussy would be flooding
Right now bro
yo clip that clip that bro bro i would be fucking masturbating like furiously bro like damn he
really want me like that bro we live in such a dystopian reality i found this band of like these kids have to be like
17 or 18 on my fucking instagram reels for you and it's literally these kids fucking ripped off
josie by blink 182 fully bro and like they're all what if chapel rhone was my mom?
And I'm like, bro. I love Chapel Rhone because she comes like if you bro, you do your research, bro.
Like she comes from a super conservative background.
Like her whole family's been voting Trump for years.
And like she's also had a music career this whole time.
But like her label just shelved her because they're like, yo, we don't know do with you like we don't know and she was like you know what i'ma just suck
that rainbow flag and uh this is how i'm gonna make it in america and that's exactly what she did
you know did you know neelly is live, I think?
Can you pin the stream?
Pretty please?
No, I think she's saying in a couple hours, no?
I might be wrong.
I might be wrong.
But she messaged me kick.
She's talking about it.
I just asked her
in a couple hours
oh in a couple hours okay
my bad I lied to you guys
I'm so sorry
what else is new someone lying to me
she's streaming with Leti from Fish
another woman lying to me
what else is new
I don't know she She's just streaming.
She's zesty.
How do I find it?
She's going to shake some ass.
I don't know what she means.
I would not want to see.
I don't want to see Nelly or any woman I'm friends with doing things like that.
I don't want to see you shake ass.
Are we friends?
The big sigh I guess
I guess you won't see it
what is Nelly doing
the stream under
kick
and pump one well she said kick
so it'll be under
z3 zesty fucking
whatever the fuck her kick is.
I don't know.
Yeah, team, McDonald's coin is currently at a 503k market cap right now.
Who would have thought? We were at like 230k this morning bro
who would have thought bro who would have thought life could be this easy who would have thought the
boys would be rich again you know who would have thought we didn't need a volume who would have
thought like who would have thought we didn't you know? We are the volume bop, bro.
You know what, bro?
I took 12K of my own money, bro.
My own personal.
My rainy day fund, bro.
And I was like, you know what?
I'll throw in 100.
I'll throw in 200.
So really, I'm the reason why, bro.
The Dana candle.
I need to get that shit trademarked, bro.
Nigga, I knew that was true.
Wow, bro, you're spending mommy's allowance?
That's insane.
Yeah, I'm spending mommy's allowance.
No, he's not spending it.
He's investing it.
He's my little investor, and he's going to make way more.
Way more.
I mean, you could send me some
saw and that's just where you type shit.
Thank you, Candy, for pinning that, by the way.
I got you.
Alright, guys.
Well, this is the end of
McDonald's Coin Night Shift Season 3
Episode 1 Part 2.
Give me one second.
This is now a friend space.
And I'm going to throw the tickers.
I'm going to throw some tickers in here.
Are you feeling me?
One second.
The ticker is nigga butt.
The ticker is always nigga butt, bro.
It's fine. it's like low key bro like dom has been fucking streaming bro so dom's low key streamer now and i would hope that like i hope that they do some shit with like old tokens that
are like that have stayed stabilized like bro nigga but it's always just been around like
oh my goodness i'm so sorry uh nigga but it's always been around like a million dollar market
cap bro based on is like the only dev i don't want to say the only dev bro but based on is
constantly like buying he's constantly been like he's been dcaing that coin for a year.
Bro, did you unmute yourself to moan on the spaces?
I said, uh... That's crazy.
I'm waiting for my coho.
I don't know about that.
You feel me?
Anyway, chat, we have, uh, we got a good amount of people in here.
We got, what do we got, bro?
You know, we got, we got a purple pill.
We got a retweet.
Yo, go ahead and send this space to your people, your EL chat, your group chat, your outfit chat, your homies that you know are up right now.
Leave a comment.
Send a meme.
Drop your wallet.
Maybe somebody will send you something.
you know the vibes bro it is what it is this is now a friend space so if you want to come up and
You know the vibes, bro.
It is what it is.
This is now a friend space.
you want to show me something you're probably gonna fucking dump on me go ahead now's the time
if you want me to buy your bags tell me what bags you want me to buy uh ticker swim cell yeah tick
yo do you guys know that alpha of fem cell bro i'm so bullish on FemCell. Like, thank God I bought like fucking 3% of the coin.
It's insane, bro. FemCell. Guys, if you go to their X account, it's like at FemCellSoul.
They have a fucking, bro, check it out, bro. They have a SoundCloud account account the dev is a very beautiful young woman the dev is curating
playlists and making them mixtapes bro they got a soundcloud they have original artwork
um i don't know they're pretty fucking smart so i know it's like a pretty low market cap right now, but it's definitely worth buying 1% and holding.
Reed Cloud is a holder.
Trench Whore is a holder.
Angel is a holder.
Bobby Chill is a holder.
Candy is a holder.
Basically, oh, Clipstop Mags, he's here.
He's a holder.
Basically, everybody in here is holding ticker fem cell it is
the alpha of this group it is gonna be the next big thing the next big cook the next big girl coin
you feel me so uh i would buy it if i were you and that is your free alpha of the night thank you
hi hash
also um yes hash is also hash was also a investor uh in fem cell as well um fucking
like when obama i see you have your hand up didn't you get paid to change your name to zesty obama
what are you doing d stocks no no no nelly did not pay me and I texted that she did not pay me.
What? She didn't pay you? That sucks. I'm sorry.
Shit, I got paid.
Damn, bro. What happened to you being Ecoin Obama?
What's going on with Litecoin Obama, dude?
Explain.
Litecoin.
Damn, bro. God bro He was like
Send me your wallet
I'll pay you bro
So uh
What secrets do we have
Oh bro
So right now
Now that this is a friend space
You can show me whatever
bag you want i will blindly ape your bag um trench whore said the alpha was ticker fem cell
and we just gave a deep dive on why fem cell is a slow cook that will win. Dev never cheated the bag. Dev never
sold anything.
We've been waiting for like 30 minutes to buy it.
Let me add more.
We also discussed why
Kurt Cobain
most likely got murdered for hire
by Courtney Love.
Oh, I've heard that theory
before. I've heard that theory before.
Yeah, it's a relatively
common theory, you know type shit yeah
man we got uh we got eve here we got crypto mommy here we got candy here we got the whole
zesty team uh i myself am also on the zesty team so is uh my friend reed so is bobby so is trench whore uh i'm so like out of the loop on what happened with zesty because
it's like i've always been friendly with nelly and then um she made the coin and then there was
the the nelly arc and the nelly lore goes pretty deep i'm not really caught up so what's like the
like she's gone for a bit and then zessie's back what's what's
happening just like short bit let's let's go to the moon create a capital now are are you gonna
stream candy what are you gonna stream as as nelly yeah i'm gonna be nelly now i'm gonna go
on the account and i'm just gonna be like rubbing my hands together
and slicking my hair back.
I need you to wear like a bob
wig like Nelly and talk like her.
Yo, are you speaking for Nelly?
Nelly owes me money.
Tell her.
Yo, that was
crazy.
I feel like Nelly's
not welcome in Nigeria.
Ask Dana.
Ask me what?
No, I'm
not even making a joke right now.
Nelly owes me. She told me to do something.
I did it.
Damn, is the Nigerian unit about to go
on strike or what?
Bro, the Nigerian unit is about to go on strike
right now?
Bro, like point Obama wasn't even around for the neglect fucking Lord
That now that's coming if it was a Nigerian that you guys
Nelly'sammed me.
Gets the word out.
He didn't scam you.
You didn't change your name for long enough.
You changed his name. Oh, okay.
You never changed your name, bro.
Nah, he changed his profile picture.
And I added gesture to my bow, too.
Like a week ago, maybe a week and a half, two weeks ago.
Yes.
Now he told Litecoin Obama that she would pay him $30 a week if he would be Zesty Obama and change his PFP and his name on X.
But she said you couldn't change it back, and you changed it back.
And you never changed the name.
You had the Zesty PFP, but you were E-Coin Obama.
So what was that about?
No, no.
We do not agree on the name.
We do not agree on the name.
We really agreed on PFP.
I thought that I cannot agree on other PFP that is.
It justifies for me.
And they did justify my PP.
How long did you have the Zesty in your name for?
For more than a week.
But it was not more than...
For a week?
Yes, a week and some days.
So seven whole days?
And you gave up?
Yes.
She did not reply to me.
What's the point of working without pay?
That's slavery.
It's called dedication.
She needs to make sure that you got conviction
and you're not going to coom.
No, she did not dedicate anything. She not convicted she's coming the worst part is that
a female who's coming up all gender i'm not paying the world when i'm paying that she's female
so um that nigled arc was crazy though
that not gonna lie that shit almost killed market dominance
wait fill me in on the niggled i missed this what niggled was
so nelly oh it was so weird when was this
like six months ago?
Yeah, like February.
Bro, I missed that completely.
It was such a flash in the pan, like, weird moment.
And it was all centered around a person named BitScalper,
who's just, like, a very infamous figure within CT.
But regardless, BitScalper bundled bundled like five percent of the supply of market
dominance and he's like a rabid gooner and at the time nelly was buying his bids so she was kind of
buying on top of him and she was actually very like outspoken like oh like i love market dominance and
like at the time she didn't really have her own token uh and she was kind of like floating between communities and uh we didn't really understand
that like bit scalper literally like twopped five percent uh we always thought he was joking because
he would take screenshots and it would be in rupees and we just thought it was like a joke, but he was actually Indian and like bundling all the fuck on the supply.
And then he he started like white knighting Nelly in very strange ways.
And there was someone who's calling Nelly transgender in the chat.
And then he docks them.
He like found a picture that they had posted and then like geo located it and said this is his location um like i'll kill you and then uh there's a lot of
things that happened i had to ban him and then he uh as soon as we like banned him and he actually
ended up getting his account banned because he was sending people death threats and all this crazy stuff.
He nuked market dominance. And right at that moment, Nelly created her own token called Neglet, which was almost like in the style of Fat Nigger season, where it was like AI slop of like Nigerian children, like wearing suits and like making it out of the trenches.
like wearing suits and like making it out of the trenches and at the same time we had real
nigerian kids in the telegram that were like 13 begging for solana every day yeah and then um
fucking bit scalper he had like a like a 40 or 50k port in market dominance and then when he just uh
like completely full stack hitler that shit he
lost out on like 20k because he just did it out of rage so then he had a 30k port which he then
bought niglet at like i don't know like 10k market cap so then he ended up owning 90 of the supply
and at the time everyone was like trying to front run him and everything and everyone pretty
much did uh like nelly uh obviously like shared like oh i have a token with her friends first
and then like this rabid evil uh satanic gooner not even lying he calls himself satan and he he
says that he like killed his parents and stuff he's a very strange person i had a very long format
uh conversation with him once uh and uh tnd dylan roof uh stopped by and i just let
them chat it out for a bit uh there was a lot of intellectual discovery there um but yeah that was
kind of the arc of it and uh he literally blew up like i think like 60k altogether between uh dumping
market dominance rotating over to nigglet in hopes that he would like woo nelly
into like loving him or something and then once nelly like really got tired of him uh and like
wasn't really into like the the death threats and um he literally like made a rape list and it was
like all those women in ct that he wants to rape and kill. It was just so fucking weird,
bro.
yeah,
then he,
he basically,
I think he still owns the supply.
It's just like worth nothing now.
I think like,
like it's like off tech screener.
He just has like a retarded amount of these,
these dumb tokens.
And then Nelly being like the creative person that she,
she is,
she just kind of moved on and then made zesty. And, uh's cool i'm glad to see her stick with this one um because i think
she's a pretty creative person uh so i'm just like not a fan of like when people use their creativity
to like constantly make like rugs and like random shit and i wasn't really sure what uh route she's
gonna take so it's cool that she stayed with zestyesty, and it's nice to see some of the friends on the team.
That's good stuff.
So this guy, he's Indian, you said?
Well, it's interesting.
He lives in Canada,
but I think he has an Indian or Pakistani bank account.
That's why he's trading in rupees.
Oh, okay. Okay. I was going to say he's Indian, and he made a rape and kill list. That's like why he's trading in rupees. Oh,
okay.
Okay.
I was going to say he's Indian and he made a rape and kill list.
That kind of checks out,
but well,
he is ethnically a part of that ethnic.
Trench.
Trench.
Why are you so wicked?
Bro,
I'm just so high right now.
I'm smoking and I just wanted to...
I need to bully somebody, and you were the easiest target.
I promise you it was not personal.
I will get you all over.
Don't worry.
When I start my own bullying, nobody should say I'm upset.
Bro, I'm just fucking with you.
It was just a little laughter.
You know, I'm just happy.
Don't worry.
You will cry.
I love hearing GM literally at 12 o'clock at night.
You just hear, like, the GM, GM.
I'm like, all right.
I guess it's morning in Nigeria.
No, don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Please send me ECA.
I got you, fam.
Because you are saying, I sent you to dollars. That's a lame scam.
You are moving like
Bitcoin Obama.
I have a little
bit of alpha.
All those stickers, you're going to
see them on the timeline in two weeks.
This is just this piece.
Somebody please
get Nelly in here.
Please, I beg of you.
I have to accuse her of
first degree scam.
Yo, bro's about
to spin the block right now.
I will
represent the Nigerian Union
and I will make sure that you have
proper representation at the negotiation
table, alright?
This is good. We need a mediator everyone tag Nelly yo, everyone bring Nelly in here
Yo, I need a co-host I need like
Co-host and she ain't talking
Because she cohoin
Damn And she ain't talking Because she coho and damn
Somebody get nearly a piece damn this nigga said get that fucking bitch in here. Yeah, let's fucking go
Bro, can we please have another space where everyone's fighting again, please? Can we please do that again?
They may my brother old me out. I'm about to fight nearly please get a year
They made me bring the old me out.
I'm about to fight Nelly.
Please get out here.
Please get out here with immediate alacrity.
Yo, we should take part of the fight to shave a niggas unibrow off.
Get Nelly here with immediate alacrity.
Damn.
You know what I'm going to do?
Crypto mommy
She's not even talking bro
Send co-hosting
You know who else bro
It's Eve
Okay so I sent co-host
To Eve and Crypto mommy
I'm gonna have two representatives
Of Zesty coin be co-host right now
Both of them need to accept Or I'm gonna to have two representatives of ZestyCoin be co-host right now. Both of them need to accept or I'm going to fucking kill myself.
Dude, I think CryptoMommy was low-key passing out like half an hour ago.
So I think she's asleep, honestly.
She should not be asleep.
She should wake up now.
She has to be faint.
I do.
She's 45 years old, man.
She needs to sleep.
That girl went to sleep two hours ago, Brad.
That was her sleep talking.
I just, it is 8 o'clock for me.
I just woke up and I'm defending myself.
I'm not even defending myself.
I'm charging somebody.
I'm persecuting someone.
I'm not the one.
I'm not the victim.
I'm the victim here. I'm not the victim. I'm the victim here. I'm not the corporate
So you guys see a kook fucking rug his own coin. That's so funny
That was inevitable though
Yeah, like has he done anything productive this cycle? Yeah, he's a serial rugger
Give him props he rugs and gets people to keep buying so what the fuck yeah what's good nigga your co-host oh my god it's my first time when
i'm a co-host nigga yeah we're getting the zesty girls to be co-hosts, but Crypto Mommy doesn't want to do it. Oh my god.
You nigga.
What does this nigga want from Nelly?
She scammed me.
She wants reparations.
Oh my god.
I have to.
Poor nigga.
Poor nigga.
Nelly scammed you.
That's not even funny.
Poor nigga.
Yeah, that's not even funny. Yeah, that's not even funny.
My man said that ain't funny.
Watch your mouth.
Don't be talking slick around here.
You feel me?
He's a cute nigga.
He's a cute nigga.
So you want Nellie here?
Should I text her?
If Nellie can't come here, you can defend her.
Okay.
Okay, Nellie.
Wait, please.
Wait, please. Wait, please.
Um, stop the Indian accent.
You're not funny with it.
Yeah, he says, he says stop cracking jokes before he starts cracking belts.
As dumb as your face.
Yeah, as dumb as your face or whatever he said.
I don't know, really, to be honest with you.
Please, get Nelly here or you defend her yourself.
I'm trying, Niko.
I'm trying.
At some point, this Indian asset is starting to piss me off.
Rajputs.
Raji, stop the asset. Damn, bro. He he says stop wasting my time y'all don't piss
this man off bro bro he's like low key he's got more venom than bitcoin obama like like when
bitcoin obama is angry like he's not a good one but dude when light coin obama is angry bro like do not cross this man nah i've never been angry on his face i don't remember any time i reached be dead or i
ran third on this group all the school until nearly decided to scam me
if i send you supplier are you cheat, though, is the question, bro?
I texted Nelly.
He didn't even answer.
Oh, he's listening.
That's why.
He said, I cheat, I cheat. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Maybe when you're a little stable We'll talk Damn, called me out Alright bro
Okay
Okay
Nelly read my messages, so she's gonna be here.
I sent you a message already.
Who?
Who?
Me, Trench?
Or the other Trench?
Whatever Trench, who?
What?
Bro, I don't even know how to message back, so it wasn't me. whatever I trust spoke what?
bro, I don't even know how to message back so it wasn't me
okay so let's just talk here now what community is that? I hope it's not zesty
zesty?
no, I don't work for scammers
what? yo that's crazy okay I'm actually not making you cut about you this teaching I'm saying what he said
he off he gonna get the third cabal on your ass.
Because I was... Okay, let her come first.
Let me talk now.
I'm waiting for her.
Wait, so who scared you, bro?
Nelly.
Nelly did.
Nelly did.
How did she scam you, nigga?
She asked the service. I offered the service and she did not read my...
Bro, the way she says that.
As simple as that.
Business is about giving the service in return for money. I did my service, she did not return my money.
What service? I don't understand you, nigga.
Don't worry. When she comes, she'll explain herself. I know she cannot play dumb about all she did.
What? Can someone translate that? My English is so bad. Oh my god.
What can someone translate?
My English is so bad.
Oh my God.
Your English isn't bad.
I didn't even really understand it either.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Basically, he said stop talking funny, start talking money around here.
You feel me?
Okay. money around here you feel me okay um eve um nelly's lawyer let me explain to you oh no last monday last monday was it last monday it's not this monday last monday that was let me check the date for you where the fuck is my calendar
it was last monday bro seven days ago just last oh it might be sunday to you but it was monday to me
last monday 25th august i joined dinner space and met nelly and they were like she's the devil of zesty coin blah blah blah blah blah
she just joined crypto twitter eight months ago and now she owns the
conference she's running into millions to billions and all and all and all oh fine hi nelly can i
work for you she said said okay what do you want to do?
I said, okay, I'll shield the coin by changing my profile name and picture to Zesty.
Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk.
Shut up, shut up. Shut up. Shut up, nigga. Shut up. You should shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, nigga.
Go back to the kitchen.
Go back to the kitchen.
Shut up.
All right, guys.
We got a new title, and that is Zesty Sonic Fight Space.
That's right.
Everybody was fighting in my last space. We're going to start fighting in this space.
Go ahead and share this space to everyone. Let them know that this is my last space. We're going to start fighting in this space. Go ahead and share the space to everyone.
Let them know that this is the fight space.
This is the beef space.
If you got a problem, fucking mic up.
We're going to settle it right here, right now.
So, as I was saying, I did not beg her for money.
I only asked her to give me a job. She did give me the job. I did execute beg her for money. I only asked her to give me a job.
She did give me the job.
I did execute the job.
And she refused to pay me.
Is that not scamming?
Miss Eve, talk.
Is that not scamming?
I can barely understand you.
That's your problem to deal with.
I cannot understand your foreign tongue.
Can someone
translate it to me, please?
I'll translate.
I'll translate for your eighth. Okay, go ahead.
Daystock.
So, what I said was that
last Monday...
Last Monday.
Okay, I can understand.
Hold on.
We have three retarded
accents trying to debug what they're trying to say.
Oh my god.
Bobby Chill already knows the whole story.
Just let Bobby tell.
Okay, look.
Here's the deal.
So Litecoin Obama changed his profile picture to a Z zestified PB, changed his name to zesty Obama in exchange for money.
Was he given the money?
I personally don't know.
I can't tell you.
He's claiming that he was not given the money.
So now he's saying, where is my money?
I want my money.
How much money do you need, nigga?
So that's it.
That's how much
he needs, I don't know.
I don't know anything about that.
No, I'm asking for him.
But this is the
zesty Sonic fight space, everyone.
At least three monies.
Oh my god.
Where's Nelly?
So what I can tell you, Eve, is that
Nelly told Obama,
Litecoin Obama,
that she would
hire him to rep Zesty
on his PSP and his name for $30 a week.
And he can't change his name ever again.
Like, he cannot be bought out.
Yeah, yeah, he can't be bought out.
That was the one.
But after a week of effortless messaging, I should not reply.
Can you send Scranton?
Dude, she was at the cake house.
She couldn't reply.
No, no, he did it.
He did it.
But hey, you know she was at the kick house.
That's why she couldn't reply.
She didn't have her phone text her last five, six days.
That was the whole big...
That's why she wanted you to rep it completely.
She just got back.
It was all because of kick house.
She was still posting. She was still posting.
She was still replying with her.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no.
Her assistant was, bro.
We were handling a lot of shit for her.
So I used to comment on her post
and she replies me well.
Yes, that wasn't her.
That was me.
I was helping.
Okay, Edward.
I think it was...
Nenny's busy right now.
So Candy, he's a pain.
Candy and Mara were using her account to update.
Can you guys comment and like and retweet on the post I just pinned?
So...
By the way, before that, so I do't have a problem with a kick house or not.
But then, I worked for a week and three days, that's ten days.
And the agreement was thirty dollars per week and that's a week and a half, that's forty five dollars.
And if she wants to pay for damages,
I'll accept.
Wait, hold on.
Pay for damages, bro?
What do you mean pay for damages?
That's frustrating me
for more than a week.
I kept texting.
That's negligence.
Yes.
I'm going to represent Daystalk.
No, his name is
Lightcoin Obama, first and foremost.
It's Zesty Obama.
Daystalk, do you know me?
Yes, I do know you.
You're my lawyer.
I'm your lawyer.
I'll represent you now.
What the fuck? You have a lawyer. I'm your lawyer. I'll represent you now. What the fuck?
I came here with...
Silence.
Order.
Order.
I came here with the lawyer.
My lawyer is from the D-God community.
I'm here now.
That nigga does not own that D-Gods, bro.
I heard you were gonna be...
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
Whoa, whoa.
Sorry guys.
Continue.
Does he talk?
With your.
Yeah, yeah.
You can talk.
You're a lawyer.
My lawyer. Shut up. You're a lawyer. So, my lawyer...
Shut up.
You're a lawyer talking now.
Shut up.
You are not a lawyer either.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Order, Eve.
Quiet in my courtroom.
So, my lawyer, I'll see you in DMs.
I'll explain my case.
No, DM! Actually, I don't want to hear anybody talk right now
i really it's nothing personal just low-key all of you guys are annoying me
like i want to end this space because all of you guys
are annoying me because i have three retarded accents fucking all trying to debunk what each
other person is saying obama shut up stop laughing obama how much money is it gonna take for you to
just drop this because you have to realize calling someone a scammer in this space is a big deal and you know riz you have a weird
fucking accent i'm not letting you come up we're not doing that you know just you need to let me
know how much money is it gonna cost to just let this go because you know i am i am a zesty holder i i am on the zesty team 45 nigga thanks for fucking playing what the fuck this
man dm me 45 dollars nah bro we ain't doing all that that's your full pay well you see in america
brother man we got taxes so for that 45 i'm gonna have to send you at the end of a week and a half? Yeah, that's fine. That's cute and all.
So $45.
So then I got to transfer $45 from my bank.
Yeah, $30 a week.
You can stop messaging me, bro.
Just let me talk.
So $45, right?
So I got to transfer money from my Bank of America bank account.
I got to buy Solana.
Then I got to transfer it to my walletana. Then I got to transfer it to my
wallet. And then I got to transfer it to you. And at the end of the year, Bank of America is going
to be like, hey, we talked to the IRS. What are we doing with this money? Who are you sending money
to? We don't like that. You got to get taxed for that. You owe us money for that.
So you want $45?
I got to take out.
How much tax would that be, bro?
Basically, Reed, like $18.
So right there, bro.
You know, yeah, it's like $18 after taxes.
So I can send you $18.
You know what, bro?
You need to fucking, you know, we're not doing this.
You're not thumbs downing me.
Don't do that.
You're not laughing at me either.
You're wearing a D-God.
That's probably not yours.
Shut up.
Anyway, so yeah, after taxes, bro,
I think we're good on like $18.
And you know, it kind of is what it is, bro.
Yeah, that's what i fucking
thought bro this nigga sent me his wallet so fucking fast bro he's like 18 i'll take it
i'll take it and i'll drop send my money and drop the case okay you see the thing about that bro is
i'm just talking to you on some like let's come up to a solution and now you're talking to you on some like, let's come up to a solution. And now you're talking to me.
Like, I'm in debt with you.
You're like, send me my money and I'll drop it.
I could literally just drop you from this space.
And then like, it's, oh, he just hit me with the please.
He realized his mistake and he's like, oh no, please.
And you see, okay, hold on.
Reed is allowed to talk.
Reid can speak.
One second.
I got you, Reid. Reid's co-host now.
Oh, goddammit.
Fucking Cryptomami never accepted
co-host. Thanks for fucking nothing.
Alright, Reid. You can come up now all right reed go ahead all right um so i just asked chat gpt how many days can a nigerian live
off of 18 usd um and basically the long and the short of it
is like
bare minimum survival
with food only and not including
rent or transportation on like
a bus or anything, 9 days.
Food and minimal transportation,
6 to 7 days.
Urban living,
urban living, 3 to 4 days
in a rural small town a Nigerian could live for 10 to I'm moving We have some new information. Once again, guys.
I'm tired of, you know,
I'm literally hearing just fucking three retarded accents.
I'm going to unmute everyone now.
We're going to, and you know,
I don't even want to figure this out. I don't want to say, we weren't going to figure this out.
No, I don't want to do that.
I'm just going to unmute everyone gonna mute everyone there you go have fun
hi oh fuck dana i cannot believe that you muted us why would you do that i can't believe it why don't you do that what do you do me dana is it dana or dana
it's dana dude i'll tell you something i'm not even trying to have a crack
people don't like when you mute the whole space and monologue for so long and talk about negative
why is it that we have this dude no i'm just telling you something i'm just telling you
okay hold on go back to your thing.
Alright, you know what, guys?
First and fucking foremost, I'm not gonna let some fucking faggot wearing a D-God like it's 2021
try to fucking tell me how to run a space when I single-handedly pumped a coin $130,000 fucking dollars today.
How many times have I fucking pumped coins like crazy?
How many times have I sent fucking coins crazy how many times have i sent coins
yo remember the first zesty space i had yo didn't the coin pump that's kind of crazy right
it's like i know what i'm doing it's like i'm not some stupid faggot wearing a d god profile picture
imagine bro like it's just my d gods chill got that's what I fucking thought you stupid faggot
Anyway, what's up guys
Type shit
Bro, I'm fucking bro. It's like
Damn bro, like some of these niggas, bro
They fucking steal a fucking pfp off magic eden bro they got 50 followers talking about
actually people don't suck my dick from the back like i will bend over with my
fucking ass in your face while you blow me shut the up now i got
fucking like when obama telling me he's going to class, please send him $18. And now suddenly this $18 is my burden.
And he said, tell Nelly I said, thank you.
Where's my gun?
Well, I'm fucking done with all of you.
I'm done with you.
I was done with you first.
I just woke up. I I was done with you first. Reach for the police.
I just woke up.
I can handle it for a while.
If someone put a gun to my head,
I would pull the trigger for them.
What the fuck, bro?
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm tired of all you not appreciating
what I do for you
Dana
what
you have a sexy voice
by the way
I don't even know who said that
thank you Bobby Chill for saying that
yeah no problem bro I got you
time shit time shit yeah thanks Bobby Chill for saying that Yeah no problem bro I got you Yeah thanks Bobby Chill
A real one
Bobby Chill is
Bobby Chill is one of my favorite people
Because Bobby Chill is an anorexic woman
He weighs 90 pounds
And like 70 of those pounds
Are in his stupid fat twink ass
And that's what I like
If you're a small woman and you got
stupid fat butt cheeks like Bobby
Chill, please hit me up.
I'm fucking tired, y'all.
Y'all stress me out.
Don't be bringing these fucking weirdos to my spaces
anymore.
Actually, people don't like it when you
shut up. Nigga,
you're wearing a fucking D-Gods, fuck up y'all I don't know what fucking annoyed me more bro fucking like when Obama DM me me like running my money I gotta go to class or like some fucking weirdo fag that's like, well, people don't like when you,
I don't give a fuck, nigga.
You know how many fucking coins I've pumped, bro?
Dana, people don't like when you monologue
about coins you've pumped.
I actually enjoy when Dana mutes the space of monologues.
It's just kind of a good time to like reflect, you know?
Bro, that's how you take it time to reflect. It's truly when
you know I'm bullish on a project, bro.
As a host,
I like letting the crowd
literally go super silent and then
waiting for someone to just forcefully
say something. It makes the conversations
crazy.
I'm going to kill myself, y''all Don't do it
You're too sexy
Don't kill yourself
You're too sexy
Anyway guys
I'm gonna hang out with Angel G tomorrow
That's right
Are we gonna stream this?
I don't know
Probably not
Are we gonna take photos I don't know probably not are we gonna take
photos of our phone side by side so everybody know that angel watch me get
shit-faced at the domain also if you want to run up on us we're probably
gonna be at the domain tomorrow because they have free skeeball there and I like
playing skeeball for free thank you anyhow guys my name name is danim by the way if you didn't notice that this is a zesty
sonic fight space that's right a whole lot of fighting going on right now everyone's upset
everyone's mad where's nelly nelly's busy i don't know where nelly is nelly's doing a stream nelly's
not doing a stream um where in the world is neelly? Also, if anyone wants to fight me, now is your chance.
So get it out of the way.
I don't want to fight anybody, but also...
I don't want to fucking...
Y'all.
No, y'all.
Alright, guys. I'm going to post my seed phrase up above and whoever can get to it first can get all the money in my public wallet and then you guys are never
gonna hear from me again sometimes i wish i was a bored ape
like in 2021 or in 2025? Like right now.
No, I'm not.
Why do you wish that?
Let me get all.
Because I could sigh out of people.
You're letting the intrusive thoughts win, Candy.
Like I could go in spaces and like do psycho shit.
And it would just all be pinned on the apes.
Dude, they're already fucking 4chan trolls that couldn't admit the troll.
It would be a whole lot more based if they were just like, you got us, we're chan trolls.
Let's nigga talk.
Yeah.
Just talk.
How many Nigerians can we fit in one space well we have bitcoin obama here now
and light coin obama's still here you know what we have the whole gang's here
you know i mentioned this i said i'll be my good friend
wait okay you're asking me to be your good friend who's asking me to be their good friend. Wait, okay, you're asking me to be your good friend. Who's asking me to be their good friend?
Bitcoin Obama or Litecoin Obama?
I'm asking you to be
my good friend.
Bitcoin Obama.
Litecoin Obama showed up and started
calling Nelly a scammer.
Put him in his place, Obama.
Tell him who the real boss is.
Yeah, tell him who the real scammer is.
Zaneli is not a scammer.
And as only we know that Neli is a smart and gentle girl
who always dedicates her life as a woman
to make sure that she does a good in her project.
So Neli is a good girl but I can I can even support the nearly without a money based on how I see her
dedications to her communities members and holders so nearly is a real a really
good girls and I am going to make sure that whoever called the nail is karma i do and that didn't
receive a money from her as a free because nearly didn't give free money for the power to people
especially others come from nigeria so definitely nearly is not a scammer is a good girls
is a good girl.
It's an amazing girl.
It's a fantastic girl.
It's so, so, so dedication girl.
So I believe in Nelly
as I believe in myself,
Red Cloud, and Nana.
So thank you, guys.
Believe in Nelly.
Believe in Nelly.
Thank you, Obama.
That was very nice.
And I heard a rumor that
the past is going to be out from the hospital tomorrow.
That was not a rumor.
That is a confirmed thing.
We talked to her earlier today.
That is true.
Also, Sergio admitted to raping the fascists.
That was really weird.
Yeah.
Obama, while you were asleep...
It's not Bitcoin, all right?
Hold on, bro.
Dude, Obama, while you were asleep,
the Sergio came on spaces with the fascists,
and he was being a faggot man to all of us.
Sergio is a big faggot, Obama.
It was very bad.
Now I have your time, Mr. Obama.
He got robbed.
I'm not right.
You say it's...
I didn't have anything to say to you.
Learn how to speak correct English first.
Then we'll talk better.
For now,
get the fuck out of my life.
Beef space.
Yo, beef space.
What do you mean
get the fuck out of your life?
You came into my life
and you fucked it all up.
I'm not talking to you.
I don't even follow you. What else do you do with your life? You fucking ruined my life and you fucked it all up. I'm not talking to you. I don't even follow you.
What else do you do with your life?
You fucking ruined my life, bro.
Go back to the kitchen and cook.
You ruined my life.
You lied to me.
You manipulated me.
You scammed me.
You drained all my wallets.
I'm happy.
Yes.
I'm happy that your life is ruined.
I'm very happy. Bitch ass nigga.
And then you made me the villain.
Yes. Bitch ass nigga.
Bitch ass nigga.
Why are you a bitch ass nigga?
Why are you gay?
Bitch ass nigga.
What is your question my best to put under the cloud?
Why are you gay?
Oh, Obama, I was just telling you
that earlier when you were asleep,
the Sergio
joined spaces with the
fascists, and he was being
a faggot man. He was
being very weird and
strange man, and he was not
good.
What did he say?
Oh, no.
Dana, tell him.
He said that he raped the fascists.
He raped the emo girl.
Very ugly.
Very bad.
Stop raping emo girls.
We don't rape around here.
What did the fascist say?
She says she doesn't remember it happening.
She was very upset.
She was very surprised and very upset, Obama.
Didn't you think that that is a set-off?
Or is that real?
No, it was real.
She was mad.
Oh, no problems.
Obama's going to take care of it.
After she comes back,
I'm not particularly having a pathetic fight in Sibilo.
Yeah, we don't... In order to get the passes,
in order to do justice for passes,
yeah, but no problems.
Whenever she comes back,
I'm going to tell the passes that i will make i will
get the justice from sargio to her because sarjo is a stupid one she left the special legalist
a lot of times and uh she prayed but i don't know personally sarjo sar Sergio and Eve are meant for each other.
They are both the same people.
They are both doing the same thing.
They have the same attitude.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, guys, we don't rape around here.
We don't support rape.
You know how many women I've raped in my life?
None.
Zero.
Exactly.
None.
I never do that.
Yeah, Obama doesn't rape either you want to
know why first off it's not because i'm scared to talk to women i'm just too stupid and i don't
know how to take a hint when a woman likes me so i just don't talk to them yeah even me i don't know
even me i don't know how to remove the skin of women yeah i don't know yeah i mean first and
foremost am i a virgin that is a question at hand um unfortunately i'm not i have i have clapped
numerous butt cheeks in my life you know it is what it is i'm sorry yes biological women at that. But when that has happened, there has always been consent.
And right before I put my myself inside a woman, I'm just like, yo, I have consent to do this,
right? Like I will fucking ask like 10 times. No, bro, that's a real thing. I will fucking ask,
like, like a woman could be like naked, ready to go, fucking just spread out on the bed.
And I'll be like, yo, you like me, right?
You still like me?
We're good to do this?
For real?
I have consent.
I can touch you?
Fuck no, bro.
I'll ask like 10 times because I'm not.
Fuck no, bro.
This is America, bro.
Every bitch is going to try to get you caught up on some shit.
This is America, bro.
This is America.
Every woman here will, if you make a woman upset, they'll be like, you raped me.
Like even, no, women are stupid here.
David's like mid-stroke and he's like, are we still good?
We're still good.
Yeah, nah, bro.
I remember that happened to me one time, bro.
I was like fucking, bro. I was pounding pounding i was fucking going to work bro and i was like yo you fuck with me right
like like you fuck with me like you like me right like nah bro it is what it is bro like
sometimes you got to make sure a woman still likes you you know in the middle of it everything no no no some woman woman is a sweet is a sweet bro you have to get
a money dana because your voice show that you are a big man so please try to get a money because if
you get a money that will definitely make you a comfortable so if i was you so i'm gonna get a
money already because i am now even hustling to get your money
in order to get a money to buy a car to buy my house this is the three things i am purpose on
right now buying a car getting a money and buying a house so this is my main thing i am
proposing so if you support me and induce me very soon, you will see my engagement card that I'm posting here in order to invite my red cloud into my wedding, Dana, Pisces, and all the people.
I hope you are coming to Nigeria and visiting my wedding.
Yes, sir.
You know, while we're on, you know, you know, guys, let me get serious really quick.
You know, I know we like to have fun in these spaces.
I know we we like to listen to my stories of my life and, you know, the amount of thotties that I've, you know, banged out.
And it is what it is, you know, on some real player shit.
I know this is a fight space, but what if we turned a fight space into
a love space?
What if... Love space.
Love space. A consensual
love space. Yes.
Our relationship between
I and Dana is starting with
a fighting. I'm finally ending
in a peace. So that is
how our relationship is starting with
Sergio. Yeah, no. Bitcoin Obama
is my brother, bro. Obama will
always be my brother. But what I'm saying
is, what if we have a
love space and in this love space
we find Bitcoin
Obama the beautiful wife
that he deserves?
Dude, so update on that.
Oh God. He has
a girl. He has a girl.
He has shown me his girl.
She's actually a very pretty Nigerian girl.
But here's the catch.
Just last week, she gave Obama five months to propose to her or get the fuck out.
He is on a fucking clock right now, boys.
Like, it is insane i'm sure i'm sure i'm sure
whenever i remember what agreement happened between i and her she said if you don't come
and get married with me in five months i am going to let you go out and get someone because I'm beautiful. Damn, bro. If you don't spend my time, my best friend answer.
I say, no problems.
I'm going to get you married.
I'm hustling day and night without sleeping
in order to get a big job.
Yeah, bro.
If I get a big job, a big money.
If I get a big money, I'm going to get you married.
But personally, let me get a car and get a
jewelry of you then i get a house all right guys well this is a hold on let me change the
let me change the title of this space we're not a fight space anymore this is a love space
oh you missed out a lot you You missed out on a lot.
Oh, my God. This nigga's coming up, bro.
No, I'm sorry. You're about
to get your ass chewed up right now.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
All right, Obama. All right.
Like, when Obama Nelly's here,
say what you got to say.
Yeah, bro. Nelly is my best plan.
She can't even let me speech.
Nelly, are you going to speech
or Obama can speech?
Oh, I love you, Obama.
I love you.
He's first and foremost.
Obama, can you defend me, Obama?
Oh, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Like, when Obama say what you got to share.
First and foremost, um...
Nelly.
In your absence, I accused you of scamming
You gave me a walk
I did it, you did not pay me
I'm here to demand my payments
Oh, you did not understand well the task
So basically, the thing is
So when we were in a space and I said if I paid
you $30 would you change your name and your ticker in your name and your profile picture
you said yes and you went to change it but but right after that i also said see this is an example of unloyal community member
because what would i know that after a week if someone offered you 35 dollars you would not
change your profile picture and your name to from zesty to something else. This was an example.
Of how.
Not to be.
Do you understand what I mean?
That was not the problem.
That was the case.
And you should just find recording of that space.
Okay.
So basically.
We've talked him down from $38.
To $18.
He was 30, bro.
Is he Jewish?
Yo, chat clipped that.
Basically, we talked him down from $38 to $18.
And now he's like, Dana, run me my money.
He was 30.
And it was never promised to him.
He was never promised to him. He was never promised to him.
I don't know.
Hey, Nelly, you know what, Nelly?
I'll pay your debt off, bro, if it means that this is all over.
I'll pay it off.
It's fine.
Unloyal community members should be punished.
Even if it's not our community, they should be punished, castratedrated and hanged from the wall
yo this really is a beef space now uh yeah you want to fight anybody wants to fight i got a lot
of testosterone today i ate kebab in the morning chat that's your phone
bitcoin obama you are now nelly's lawyer against the Litecoin Obama, okay?
Oh my god!
Litecoin Obama sounds
terrible. That's the worst name you could
ever pick. You're literally just a derivative.
I gave him that name, stop.
Shut up. You're just a
derivative of the OG
Bitcoin Obama. You are not,
you can't even make yourself
your own nickname.
And you're Nigerian.
Oh, I'm sorry, that was too harsh.
Yeah, I just...
Damn, bro, she was cooking.
I just compete with me
in order to get the people who do same as me.
But they don't know that the God
gives the destiny to everyone differently.
But Obama has his own power obama have his own power
while everyone have his own power so if you be a creativity so you can be a successful
but i am the best man who make my name bitcoins obama so everyone go and put a beautiful i mean
ethereum over i mean ethereum obama solana obama crypto obama we need just
obama we need just obama we need just obama we need just obama we need just obama we need just
obama we need just obama we need just listen to me that's the listen to me please when i am
Listen to me, please.
When I am talking, it's not me.
Listen to me.
I am telling you that if you be a creativity, you will be rich.
If you be a creativity, you will be talented.
But Obama always is talented.
I am coming with a newest information, newest idea,
in order to make sure that I change the global from the bad into the good
next time I am going to come with a special most amazing things in order to
surprise the worldwide you know me nearly I support you 100 okay okay i got you i got you 20 dollars and you
change from bitcoin obama to zesty obama 25 dollars even one thousand dollars i can't do that
because my name is my picture if i change my name my picture has been zesty bitcoin obama obama zesty
remember you were obama nasty what if if it was Obama Zesty instead?
No, when I saw Obama Nasty, that is me.
That is me.
I am the Nazi.
That wasn't me.
That wasn't you?
Officer Nasty.
When his original account got hacked, he became Bitcoin Obama Officer Nasty.
Because, like, I don't even know.
He was like a nasty police officer at the
time yeah awesome real shit bro like if i'm if i'm in the bedroom about to make love to a beautiful
woman i would want her to call me officer nasty you feel like please come on come on please dana come on please i'm in a bed and i'm about to make love with i'm
about to make love to a woman bro like i want her to call me like let me get you like when i'm in
the bed with my when i'm in the best joking my sonic bro i'm calling him Officer Zesty, bro.
About to happen, bro.
About to happen, bro.
Yeah, I'm laying down stroking on my Zesty.
I got lotion all over my Zesty right now.
No lube, no protection.
All night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat.
From the bathroom sink to the toilet.
What?
This is my content.
That is your content.
Then go make your content, Obama.
Last time you made that.
Last time you read the Zesty Manifesto, bro.
It was so cool.
I might just retweet it as well, bro.
I'm still holding your 1 million token.
Really? You didn't cheat, bro? bro yeah i can show you the proof you know i believe you can everybody retweet this space and send it everywhere i want i'm just gonna
be here for some time so oh let's just make this fun bros i mean it was fun probably i just missed
all the fun so now let's make it funner. Pay my money, really.
Yeah, he said, run me my money, nigga.
Give me my money.
Stop talking funny and start talking money, bitch-ass nigga.
Even Obama, what do you think?
Is crypto money here?
Yeah, crypto money's here.
Mommy, are you here?
Oh, my God, I said mommy.
Oh, my God, I said Mommy.
She's been asleep for like an hour already.
Okay.
I'ma sing you a lullaby to my mommy.
Sounds so high.
You see that, y'all?
You see that?
You come to Dana's space, eh?
Come to Dana's space.
Whatever coin you want
shielded in here, not only will I pump it,
but I'll bring your
fucking girl in here.
She's going to be fucking catching some
Z's in my space, you feel me?
It's basically like she's in bed right next to me
just sleeping.
If you want this kind of action, bro,
you pull it to my spaces.
Let go bomb about to get next to me and fall asleep
too. I'm sandwiched in between the both of them.
La, la, la, la.
Anybody want to fight?
Anybody want to fight?
Anybody want to fight?
Anybody want to fight?
Yeah, this is still a beef space.
So everybody start picking fights with each other.
Nelly pay my money.
Nelly pay my money.
Give me my money.
Give him his money. Damn, even Obama said give him your money give him his money
damn even Obama said give him his money
niggas
a funny thing
since yesterday
bro you saw that there was like a
creator capital markets update right
you want me to like do like a one
sentence recap on what happened
literally just one sentence like how would i say it okay so if you want to jet niggas
go ahead cheat because i'll buy back with the fees Get F you are my number one beef meat pay my money you're not loyal to community
you're back to
which community
yeah you don't even know the community
why would you ever want to get money
why because you do not pay me
would I be working for food
I am six food five inches
and then I am
black young and rich
I'm gonna beat your ass man yeah i'm 5'11 you feel
me all right 5'11 no 5'11 no personally i'm 5'11 i'm charming i'm handsome i'm charismatic
i'm the whole package you feel me young black and rich i'm, black, and rich. I'm young. I'm successful.
I'm a young go-getter.
I'm a young money grabber.
Yo, money, I don't work for money.
Money works for me.
So if somebody... All I want to do is...
If someone has to pay this man his $18, then so be it.
Okay?
So be it.
Hey, you know what?
They crucified Christ as well, so let me be the fucking martyr.
How about that?
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
While we were talking, I made $33 of creator awards.
But I'm not giving them to this dude because he's not zesty.
I'd rather give it to a zesty community member.
Any zesty community members who've been back working recently won $30, bro.
Let me know.
DM me your wallet, dickheads.
Literally, you guys deserve the best, bro? Let me know. DM me your wallet, dickheads. Lely, you guys deserve the best, bro.
I'm gonna make every single one
outside of Zesty community to be sellers, bro.
Banger?
Banger? Banger?
Okay, so Nelly,
I have a suggestion.
Okay, sorry.
Of that $30,
send $10 of Zesty to Bobby Chill.
Bet Bobby, send me a wallet.
There you go.
And send...
I saw Bobby was active while I was away getting tortured
in the sake of our coin going to all-time high.
Yes.
All right, guys.
If you want the zesty coin, you know what?
You saw that right there.
You saw how I asserted dominance, and she was like,
yes, sir, I'll send that money right now.
So you know what?
That means Dana has say.
So if you want to get $10, you need to retweet this fucking space right now.
We only got 15 replies, but we ain't got no replies.
Do it right now.
If you haven't, if you haven't like sponsored.
Yo, if you want free money right now, fucking reply to this space with your wallet.
Fucking share the space.
Do it, boosies.
Do it, boosies.
We're literally giving away money.
Do you not like money?
Do you hate money?
Bros. I love money. I hate money, bros.
I hate money so much that I just want to give it all away at this point.
I get so much money from all of this shit.
I don't want that shit, bro.
Just take it.
Just take it and get rich.
Just back work and get rich.
Imagine if you could just make memes and get rich off it, bro.
Imagine if you could just yap and make jokes and get rich off if you could just make memes and get rich of it bro imagine if you could just
yap and make like jokes and get rich of it bro imagine if you could just like play games on
discord and get your racial foot bro imagine if you could just be active imagine making your own
original character instead of straight up ripping someone else's off imagine what i don't kill yourself imagine just do whatever you want to bro and get rich
like this is what happens bro imagine killing yourself it's crazy just send point one to
and waiting for bobby's wallet to send me your wallet bobby gel
bro i haven't been to spaces for so long.
I remember you guys were doing spaces for MCDC.
I think I helped them, like, one or two of them.
But I swear to God, like, I fell off of spaces so hard.
Because, oh, because I had a lot of work since I made that.
These two just chill, you know, just hang out.
Nelly out
you want to kill me
no death
okay death
send another
point one
just send point two
just a little
but you guys
this is a little
little
some of the creator where creator wars like fucking 10x
um there is like a contest on discord can i say about it quickly dana yeah of course
thank you thank you there is like a contest on discord with emotes like you create emotes for
a kick chat and the winner gets like 69 000 dusty which is at some point it was 69
dollars and it's going to be probably six thousand nine hundred dollars and so uh
yeah should be fun join and do it so nearly pending that time that you're paying everybody
pay my money too i worked for you you. You did not pay me.
That's scam.
Oh, you should try to sue me, bro.
He's calling for nearly a scammer.
What the fucking... Bro.
Oh, I'm a scammer.
I'm actually real exhausted.
You see, it's like 5K market cap, bro.
No, no, no, no.
I ragged it because I had to eat oysters.
I'm sorry.
I had to pay for my Thai tea.
I'm sorry.
I'm allergic to oysters.
It would kill me if I ate them because I'm allergic to shellfish.
No, you want to come over?
I got something for you.
Let him look for his back.
Damn, bro.
Obama.
Obama's fucking putting belt to ass right now.
He's putting tits to cow.
Yo, who the fuck said that?
I didn't like that shit.
Why did you say Bitcoin about?
At least I did not pretend to be a devil of my coin and scam people.
You are very...
I'm a scammer,mer bro i studied scamming from
bitcoin and government bro which coming back to red cloud you you're so called best friend you
scammed him i am talking you don't have sense yeah yeah if we if we pretended to get your money
from the people for free so even the donald Trumps, J-Trumps are scammers
because they launched the project, finally the project.
Yo, hold on.
Wait, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Everybody, hold on.
So Litecoin Obama called Bitcoin Obama a scammer.
And his response.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Hold on.
So he called.
So hold on.
Litecoin Obama called Bitcoin Obama a scammer. And Bitcoin Obama's response was, yo, no, hold on. So he called, so hold on, Litecoin Obama called Bitcoin Obama a scammer,
and Bitcoin Obama's response was,
yo, Donald Trump, bro, that's fucking base, bro.
That's so base.
Yo, round of applause for Bitcoin Obama.
That was so fucking hard.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo know, you know, only as the new investors are calling the names of the cameras when the project dropped down. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
You remember the time the parties called scammers by people who invest in the MCBC?
I don't know why
Welcome to the Nigerian channel
Yo, by the way, we just come in
We just can't show me if you show me the problem if you show me the
Thank you
You know what's funny?
I don't know what Bitcoin Obama does
But he can unmute himself
Like all the time
Can you stop
Muting me please?
Can you not mute me?
I'm trying to mute my parents
Yeah but I still feel offended Sorry Please
Like six months ago had a coin and it was literally about you and your friends, bro
Yeah, we won't name drop the ticker or anything because this is a zest. I did not.
But we're just learning how to dev, bro.
It was dev sandbox.
Yeah, that was like a demo version of devving, bro.
And I realized how hard that shit is, bro.
Let me speak.
Please, I have a question.
No, you can't speak.
You can't speak because I'm a woman.
Woman gets to speak.
Woman gets to speak.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, can't speak because i'm a woman woman gets to speak women gets to speak yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo right y'all wanted a fucking beef space let's let this shit go so now bitcoin obama did you
scam red cloud yes or no don't give us yeah let the red cloud give you the answer obama do you
want me to tell them the truth yeah yeah give him the answer please oh shit it's fucking lit
so all right here's what happened uh for several months, Bitcoin Obama was telling me that he was like, hey, man, send me fucking 20 bucks here, 30 bucks there, 50 bucks there, like whatever.
Like when Morelight, James Morelight, who is the dev of Ticker Bitcoin, he's like, when the dev of Ticker Bitcoin gives me my NFTs, they will go to you.
I said, okay. And Obama's my friend. So, you know, I'll send him 50 bucks, whatever. Like it's
ain't nothing between friends. You know what I'm saying? I'm not tripping on 50 bucks to Bitcoin
Obama. He's my homie like that. So then over maybe two or three weeks ago, Obama hits me up and he goes, today's the day.
You're going to get your NFTs from James Morlite from Ticker Bitcoin.
And I'm like, really?
OK, it's a glorious day.
I'm finally getting my fucking Frodo gremlin and shit, whatever.
So Obama starts sending me screenshots of a conversation that he was allegedly having with James Morelight.
And I didn't really think much of it at the time because the way that I often talk to Obama, I talk to Obama like I speak to him slowly.
I speak to him in his own language. I meet him where he's at.
Sometimes I'll type to him like I'm Nigerian.
So I don't think about how other people are talking to him because I talk to him that way. Well,
after I send Obama $350, I start looking at the messages and I'm like, oh fuck. Like this is
definitely Obama messaging himself as someone else. And I'm like, what the fuck, Obama? Like, what, like,
where are my NFTs? And he's like, they're coming, they're coming, you're going to get them.
So finally, I get in touch with the real James Morlite, ticker Bitcoin dev. And I'm like, hey,
bro, like, Bitcoin Obama is like selling me these NFTs that are in your wallet. Like, what the fuck is going on?
And he was like, dude, I know nothing about this.
This is the first I'm hearing about it.
And I'm like, yeah, I thought so.
I'm not fucking surprised.
Then, only then when Obama realizes that I'm talking to Morelight,
he starts DMing Morelight, telling Morelight to send me my NFTs.
And he's like, no, Obama, like, I'm not giving away, like, your NFTs away. What the fuck, bro?
Like, absolutely not. So the whole thing was, yeah, I was not happy that Obama took, like,
one, almost two soul from me. What I was more sad about is that Obama was a dishonest man to me,
his friend. He lied to me to take my hard-earned money away from me. Only when Obama was honest
with me, that he did deceive me and he did lie to me, did I forgive him? Also, Obama owes me 1% of his coin,
Obama coin, which I have not forgiven or forgotten, and heave him like Queen Obama because he is my friend,
and he got me good, and you know what, now he knows he ain't ever gonna get me like that again,
bro, I'm never ever, like, Obama used up his one get out of jail free card to scam me, bro,
and you know what, it's a rite of passage at
the end of the day, dude. If you've never actually been scammed by Bitcoin Obama, and let's be honest,
he got me on some fucking OG hardcore social engineering shit, bro. He faked screenshots
with a famous dev. Like, I'm proud of him, honestly. So, yeah, it's fucked up. But like, he's my boy. I love Obama. And I'm not mad at him. He's my homie. Like, he's my friend. So, um, it is what it is, bro. Like, straight up. I'm not tripping. Like, we will live to see another day.
And Obama knows he owes me 1% of his coin.
And it's all good.
But, yeah, it is a good story.
And, like, there's no bad blood or hate between me and Obama.
We're still here.
We're still shilling Zessie.
We're still having fun.
We're still on spaces.
Like, Litecoin, I know that you're tripping over fucking $30 or $18 or whatever.
You'll get your money from someone, bro, not me.
Study getting scammed and getting over it.
Study losing it all and getting up and making it back again.
Study losing $5,000 when your port is $300 on perps and getting back again.
Study getting drained over and over first two months
when you join crypto Twitter,
over and over by your friends
and getting used by Exiliquidity,
over and over and over and over
until you study to make it back,
until you study that backworking and communityworking, bro,
is the only way to get rich, bro.
Study losing it all and make it all back again.
Study that, the light corner, Vel obama you'll study what a tick
cow say uh and i come back to the name why did you succumb the e light please tell us the truth
like how the red cloud said about obama he is he is going everywhere and said he's he used to come
him please tell us more About the elite Obama
I, elite, you mean the
Light coin Obama, so basically
One more time, one more time
I just demonstratively sent
0.1 salt to Bobby
And then 0.1 salt to Trench Whore
Just to prove that
I am very very generous to my
You also sent me 100k worth of Zesty for
Bag work and
Really? That's so sweet of me Thank you for reminding me I'm very, very generous to my comments. You also sent me 100k worth of Zesty for bag work.
Really?
That's so sweet of me.
Thank you for reminding me.
That's so sweet of you, dear.
Yes, yes.
I'm telling you guys.
I'm always ready to share my supply.
I don't need my supply.
I cannot sell it.
So if you guys bag work, if you guys raid, we need also raiders, by the way,
just saying more raiders, more raiders. If you do all of that if you guys raid, we need also raiders by the way, just saying more raiders, more raiders.
If you do all of that, you can always DM me and be like, hey Nelly, you have seen me on
timeline, you have seen me on the chats, you have seen me back working, can you please
give me 1 million billion dollars?
I'll be like, of course, darling, because from now I increased my fees as well.
Of course, I want to share my money with you.
I don't need money.
I eat McDonald's burgers. I eat, I don't know, like Coke Vanilla Zero and that's it. you i don't need money i eat mcdonald's coin um i mean i eat mcdonald's burgers i eat i don't know like uh coke vanilla zero and that's it i don't really need money for
anything like come on come on guys we are my rent my rent is 350 dollars do you understand that in
thailand for 350 dollars i get two pools i get two co-working zones, I get a park, I get everything I need.
I don't need even money for anything, guys.
So anytime, hi, hi, Daisy, I love you, Daisy.
Anytime you guys need anything, just let me know.
We all together have fun and make money.
Bro, do not forget the plot.
Like, do not forget why we'll come here, хорошо?
why will come here, хорошо?
Хорошо.
Хорошо.
Yes, just tidy
backworking. Like, if I see
you, if I notice you, I will
never ever, like, just make sure
you, like, you're visible, you know?
You, like, Trench Whore was in my
kick chat 24 on 7.
Kendi was in my kick chat 24
on 7. Some other people 24 on 7, you know? kick chat 24 on 7 some other people 24 on 7 you know like you
cannot just nearly cannot just ignore guys even though like i have a very very hard network many
people blah blah blah i still like see all of you because i am crazy like i can see everything you
guys do every discord channel and then telegram channels and then another Telegram channel and then Twitter channels.
Everything. I monitor 24x7. I'm like Murad. I'm like Murad who sees everything, you know?
I read you a lot. Do you see? Did you see?
I saw that you changed her profile picture, but just changing profile picture is not enough.
Look at Web3 Sinister. You see Web3 Sinister down below?
He has been raiding for past three months.
Non-fucking-stop.
Non-fucking-stop, bro.
And you know he gets his allocation every week.
Every week for the work that he does, bro.
It is not getting hired by Nelly.
It is just working for the community and getting rewarded properly.
I'm gonna give it to him.
That bro works his ass off.
I thought the zero accent, baby Eve, look at Eve
Eve already has like 675 followers
Do you know how many followers she had when she just joined the ST?
How many? Almost zero, almost zero
It was 100, baby
Yeah, almost zero? Almost zero? It was 100, baby.
Yeah, almost zero. Almost zero. That's what I said. It was almost zero. 100.
100 is almost zero, darling.
100 is almost zero.
When's Luca stream?
Luca is in Phuket, and whenever I fly to Phuket, there is going to be Luca stream.
But today I'm going to stream with Leti.
You know Leti from
Fishtank? I think I remember her.
Oh, yeah.
So today I'm going to stream with her.
Did she come to the kickhouse?
Oh, no, no, no, no. She's a fish tank winner.
She won first season of Fishtank.
She's more popular.
Or another show
on YouTube, right?
Yeah, she's like very, very popular.
Very, very popular.
Okay.
Yes, yes.
Yes, this is very bullish.
I'm very shy, but I posted.
I posted like a latest stream today.
What time?
So I can make sure I'm up.
You gonna drink?
You gonna drink?
You gonna drink?
I think in...
Yes, yes, yes, of course.
In two hours, maybe.
Two hours?
Two, three hours, yes. Let's go to in two hours maybe two to three hours
Do you like feet like Conobama?
Do I? Yeah, do you like feet?
feet I eat I feed myself yes I
Feed myself with feet.
I eat feet myself.
Yo, I'm trying to get some fucking feet.
I'm trying to get some fucking toes.
I'm trying to get some fucking toes over here, bro. I'm on my zesty shit.
You got some French manicured toes?
I got a mouth.
Let me know.
That girl now he's toast fascist whole fucking...
So what's the What's the
What argument are we going to do?
That girl Nelly stole fascist
Fucking whole entire flow
Word for word
Bar for bar
What does bar mean?
What does that mean?
I stole fascist words
Bar is like
It's a set of
Of words in rap
It's a rap like in a rap song
he wants to say i rap like fascist i don't rap like fascist i can't rap like
fascist because fascist is native english speaker i cannot do that
okay usually when people like say nelly nelly uh copies fascist i just like
start spamming with like retarded nelly fascist pictures from the
law these people do not know the lore, you know?
They do not know the lore, they just like...
They see e-girl, they see weird e-girl, they're like, oh, fascist, because they do not, you know?
They do not have a big spectrum of e-girls in their brain.
And they're like, oh, e-girl means fascist.
Here, I replied to that with a very funny funny picture look at that
PP foos sent me this message yesterday this picture yesterday look look hold on
I'm gonna unpin this oh I can't unpin because I'm not a co-host
I'm just gonna pin this one okay looks good picture right fascist looks like Momo here and I look like
Autist
Study that nigga maybe i actually speak like that
that might be true but i have i have to explain that the thing is like when i joined crypto twitter
i barely could like speak english bro and then like after some time you know uh she was my best
friend i would talk like 24 7 so it's obvious that the person who kind of taught me english
i might speak like her a bit you know it's okay it doesn't mean i copy her she does that taught me
taught me english and just not just her like all the people whom i communicate a lot with
they kind of taught me the ways that I speak now
I have the same thing with you, Nelly. I'm kind of talking like you now
Yeah, imagine if somebody says Eve is Nelly's copy. Eve copy Nelly, bro. It's not like that
We are literally one person We are literally one person. We are literally one person.
Girl, girl, girl.
When you're ready to fly out whenever I come back.
I did not reply to you about the fly out because I fly to Georgia tomorrow.
And then to Armenia.
I can't leave my country for now.
But I will be able in a few months.
It's okay. So which one is from Moldova?
Nobody's from Moldova, brother
I'm from Russia
Oh, I'm from Russia
What?
You love Putin?
Put input out Put input out You don't say Putin you love put in put in put out put in put out put in
oh my god just new new new new tweet new zesty tweet new zesty tweet oh she puts right for you
gonna twitter new zesty tweet new zesty tweet new zesty tweet bro this space is very so cool bro um it's just the problem was like i could not join
those days because i was like heavily working you know like preparing everything for kickhouse
but now i can't let's run this shit bro what argument do you reach on what basis do you send Send me one.
Bro, I told you.
Send me point one and I'll send you point two back.
What the fuck?
Ah, yeah.
Lifecoin Obama.
Send me point one, so I'll send you point two back.
He thinks I'm kidding.
I was for real about it.
No, no. Send me point one and I'll send you one back.
Dang.
Guys, do you want to play Among Us?
I don't know how to play.
I don't see who has points.
Let Nelly be my teacher.
I'll send you .1.
God, shut up.
Please.
Guys, I have to go to the eye doctor today.
I'm going to get my eyes checked.
Oh, my God. And I'm going to go to the eye doctor today. I'm going to get my eyes checked. Oh my god.
And I'm going to get new glasses.
Just so you guys know, I do wear glasses to add to the Dana lore of not only am I a great underrated call that can pump a chart, but I also wear glasses.
I also know how you look like, Dana.
No, you don't. So time to send me a... look like, Dana. No, you don't.
So time to send me a...
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
Can you dump yourself, Dana?
Please.
Why?
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
Damn, she's trying to see it.
She said your voice cute as fuck.
Yo, she's trying to see something real quick.
She's like, damn, is this boy cute or nah?
Ain't he got a bag?
Ain't he got a bag?
Is this boy cute or not? I made you look like, baby. Shit, I kind of like you. Is he got a bag? Ain't he got a bag? Is this boy cute?
Yeah, shit.
Shit, I kinda like you.
Is he cute, nigga?
Fuck you on, huh?
Bro, earlier
fucking Crypto Mommy was all about
Dana, too, and then she fell
asleep, and Dana was like actively spending
her allowance and shit. It was
crazy.
And Dana was spending her allowance and stuff?
No, no, hold on, no, hold on.
No, hold the fuck up.
No, she said that women deserve
allowances.
So I was just like, if I'm giving
a woman money, bro, like... Bro, if I'm giving a woman money bro
Like
Bro if I'm paying a woman bro
She's spinning on the dick like a dreidel
You feel me
What if a woman pays you
I'm spinning on her dick like a fucking dreidel
Then nigga
Like a dreidel
Dance for me
don't talk to eve that way
don't talk to Eve that way. Why would that? Oh my god. She's a... Abe. Back off.
Do not...
Don't talk to Eve that way.
Abe.
Abe's with me, bro.
Don't talk to her like that.
Shut up, nigga.
She's with you?
She's with me, nigga.
Nelly, so on what basis do I get beat?
What do you want?
Do you want to get beat, you said?
I don't understand simple English.
I said, on what basis do I get beat?
Well, the only Nigerian who's English
I understand is Bitcoin Obama.
And you can't do anything with it.
What did you even say?
Like, I'm trying, bro.
Can you hear me now?
I hear you clearly.
What?
Fuck you. Whoa. My name is Knelli What?
Fuck you Whoa
Don't talk to her like this nigga
Back off bro thinks his name's Hassan though
Where are you gonna fit into space, Dana?
Send me your wallet to let me surprise you with a big money.
Oh, shit, bro.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
He's the money to learn good English.
Litecoin, send your wallet to Bitcoin Obama.
I don't even follow him.
You need to follow him and send him your wallet
send me your wallet now i'm going to surprise you, bro.
Bro, don't take the bait like Conobama.
I know, right? No, bro.
I know, right?
Bro, stay ten toes down, bro.
Don't fold, bro.
Don't fold, bro.
Stay ten toes down, bro.
I have the business with Conobama.
I have business with Nelly.
So, Nelly, what were you saying? Business with Nelly but I have business with Nelly. So Nelly, what were you saying?
Business with Nelly, bro?
Nelly's literally a 20 years old girl on chain, bro.
Nelly give you so much money, please.
You have to be grateful for the Nelly.
Nelly give you so much money.
She launched her coins for you.
After you ignored the coin, you stayed begging. Then she rejected you and launched her coins for you. After you ignore the coin, you still, you still begging.
Then she rejected you and launched her.
You just fully shouted her.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Listen to me.
He thinks, he actually thinks light coin is Hassan, bro.
I'm dead.
I'm so fucking dead.
I'm fucking dead, bro.
Did Hassan grow up?
Yo, anyway, shout out to my co-host, Eve.
Shout out to everybody here.
Shout out to Big Point Obama.
Shout out to Nelly.
Shout out to all of y'all here.
Shout out to all the Anonymous crew here.
Shout out to the Zesty crew.
Shout out to the Peepees here.
Shout out to all of you guys here all right so like one i'm talking right now bro i'm letting everybody know that i appreciate them
being here i don't want to talk over people bro like i know it's a beef space. I don't want to talk over anybody, bro. It's 316
in the morning for me. I ain't trying to, I want to listen to y'all argue and fight,
but not while I'm talking. Anyway, uh, shout out to everybody here. Retweet the space,
drop a comment, drop a like, send a meme, send this shit to your friends send it to your el chat send it to
your alpha chat let them know bro creator capital market you guys do not understand how fucking
bullish i am on this bro this is the future this is the future this is what's going to take down
all the competition bro look at the bigger picture bro
there's a whole world outside of 18 right now bro and it is creator capital market
and i'm very upset that i had to mute this space because nelly left and i'm pissed now
there you go you're all unmuted now
I thought you were going to end the space
No, I'm not going to end the space
We're going to do this all night
All night? It's morning for me
It's all day
What time is it for you right now?
Like 11pm Alright, well you guys are just going to listen to me morning for me this whole day what what time is it for you right now like 11 p.m all right well
you guys are just gonna listen to me and eve talk and flirt with each other so it is what it is
i don't i can't bear to listen it's 3 17 right now i don't go to the doctor until noon, until 12 p.m.
It's 9.17 for me.
I'm to tell my mama, I'm going to go to the doctor.
I feel you are not.
Type shit, bro.
Eve, shut the fuck up.
Bitch ass, nigga.
It wasn't me
Not even me you dumbass
Okay okay
You bitch ass nigga
Sorry Eve
Oh Greasy please help me to tell them
What the fuck
Hey bro I can't have
I can't have any Eve disrespect, bro.
There's no Eve disrespect on my spaces right now, bro.
Okay, okay, Eve, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, yeah, you are sorry, bro.
Hey, yo, Eve with me now, homie.
So it is what it is, bro.
Every time a woman talks, Obama's just like, shut the fuck up.
Eve, sorry.
Eve, sorry.
Eve, sorry.
Shut up, Obama. he said fuck your supply yo obama you said to send her your wallet address. You're going to send me point one.
That was voodoo.
I don't know what he said.
What the fuck?
Eve, I'm so sorry.
Omar, I'm sorry.
Omar, I'm 40.
It's me.
You make it in life.
You make it big.
What is this little...
What is the little...
What is the little two dots with the D?
There's like, what, one, two people with that?
What are we doing with that?
What coin is that?
It is...
It is not...
Don't worry about that.
Just tell me if that will follow shit.
What do you mean?
What do you mean, don't worry?
Nigga, I can fucking buy 1% of it.
I'm somebody you want in your project.
Why are you telling me don't worry about it?
For the meantime, let me beg you first.
I need to beg.
No, no, it's okay.
She's fine.
You don't need to.
No, no, it's okay.
Eve, honey, put your hands over your ears.
Close your ears.
Okay.
Damn, he had an opportunity to show me a coin that I would have aped and bought 2% of,
but instead he'd rather tell a woman he's sorry.
That's very noble of him.
I hate, no, you said I mistakenly misjudged that for someone else.
That's why I have to be sorry.
You know, I hate making enemies.
Yeah, but you're being a dick to candy, bro.
And that's not cool either.
Yeah, we like candy.
Pick one.
What the fuck?
Who's candy?
Who's candy?
I love candy.
She said, who's candy?
The pink profile.
Damn, bro.
Yo, he said that.
He said that like she's irrelevant. Like, man, who's candy? Like, who's Kendi? The pink profile. Damn, bro. Yo, he said that. He said that like she's irrelevant.
Like, man, who's Kendi?
Like, that's crazy.
Hi, Kendi.
Sorry, did you insult me or not?
I thought somebody insulted me because Eva has been insulting me.
That's why I just lashed out.
You offended me greatly.
Oh, sorry about that, Kendi.
Ufoloshi, sorry. It's okay. I forgive you. Yeah, Kendi. Ofoloshie, sorry.
It's okay, I forgive you.
Yeah, thank you so much.
I jumped to you.
Oh, I followed you before.
So I'm following you, Eve.
Nice to meet you.
For now, we are going to start talking because of your fights.
So crazy.
Yeah.
Oof, oof.
Oof, oof. Gone, and that really just kind of upsets me. yeah gone
and that really just kind of
upsets me
I have something to say to you
ignore the
fights that we've been putting up
I'm actually a chill guy
Dana can testify
but I hate
people scamming me.
That's why I was...
What am I...
What am I testified?
That I'm a chill guy.
Am I not?
Yeah, he chill.
Yes, I mean...
I don't like causing trouble.
But Bitcoin Obama is too stressed.
He's a foolish, low IQ guy.
So I don't have a strength today.
I don't have strength to argue.
All I want is my money.
I need to make money.
By the way, what's good, Dana?
It's been a while we spoke.
Not argued.
It's been a while we spoke.
I've been arguing.
Shit.
Nah, I'm good, bro.
I'm chilling.
Have you
used your gun?
Have I used my gun? I'm going to use
my gun on myself. I'm going to put it
in my mouth and pull the trigger
and kill myself.
No, don't kill yourself.
You said in Japan
comes robbing your ass.
Yeah, yo, Eva Real, she's like, no, please
don't.
Don't, please.
No, no, no, no.
Then if you kill yourself, we'll make a coin
off your name. Honestly, if I
kill myself, please tokenize it.
Please make money. Please pump that shit.
Yes.
I won't tokenize it.
I'll rug it.
Nah, guys.
I'm too overly confident. I rug it. Nah, guys. I'm too fucking...
I'm too overly confident.
I'm too full of myself to commit to do that, bro.
Yeah, so you said if Japan comes...
Nigga, you said that.
We had you on Spacer's recording of it.
Okay, so we have your guns.
Did you let that You sit on Japan?
I mean, if somebody tries to break into my house
I'm gonna up the pole, bro
I'm not letting that shit slide
What if it said you?
What'd you say?
What if it said you?
If Sergio comes to robbing your house
I mean, I hope no one robs my house, bro.
I would be upset if they did.
Okay, so give me your address.
Let me see if I can come up.
Don't shoot me.
Bro, deadass, I'll give you my home address
just because you live in Nigeria.
I have friends in the United States
that can help me pull up your house.
Damn, this nigga's plotting my downfall, bro.
This nigga's trying to set me up, bro.
That's crazy.
Just send me your address.
No wallet address, your house address.
He's like, yeah, it's all good.
Just send me your fucking house address, nigga.
He's asking about your guns.
He's asking about your address.
Did the CIA start outsourcing to Nigeria?
That's the that's the drill
bro a bunch of nigerians are gonna break into my house like where is your chrome hut
where is chrome hot we want chrome hot no no no no i just hope eve is in your house that day
so i'll go to tie the top down to get a player if even my house that day
ain't nobody fucking coming to my house you feel me
the fuck you mean bro the fuck you mean he's a friend of mine he's in the united states i think
chicago so he can help me pull off a heist and rob your house just tell me your house address
i'll send it to greasy he's a good friend of mine hey clip
do not sleep this please do not record damn bro he was like yo don't clip me talking about robin
denner
this is crazy he was all like i hope eve at your house shit nigga. I hope she there too
But you things going down player
Yes, I'm good come to goes I'm gone you down then took he nice you
This is how be Kid in a cute day. You guys realize he's talking about coming to my house and killing me just so you can make a token
Off of it, right? Like, you know that like you guys realize what's going on right now? Yeah. Yeah, I picked up on that.
Yeah.
Anyhow,
Obama,
what is the little,
the two dots and the smiley face?
What is that?
Because there's someone else with it.
basically,
it's a community.
It's the epic smiley.
Oh, yo,
fuck epic smiley, bro. I i'm gonna fuck the shit out of that
coin right now and i have who did i tell um yo reed knows why bro yo if you guys hold epic
smiley dump your bags right now because i'm about to flood the shit out of it bro this shit's about
to go down 100k right now bro okay please dump it so that we can buy the bottom thank you yeah
this nigga said dump it i did not say dump it you said you want to sell your bags that's your
problem yeah everybody you know everybody dump epic smiley right now you guys got a 30 second
head start before i start an online smear campaign.
I'm waiting for you.
I'm on the charts right now.
On the transactions.
Then I got no balls, man.
You know what, guys?
You know, I've...
I really just had to...
I really just had to take a second, you know?
I just had to take a second and just, you know,
and just truly think to myself,
what is going on?
You know, it's 3.27.
It's 3.27 a.m. right right now i got eve sending me red hearts baby you know you have to send me purple hearts because we're at war right now you feel me
and uh for the first time ever i had to remove like quinn obama as a speaker because
i don't really know what the fuck he was talking about.
This nigga was trying to, like, this nigga said,
and I quote,
I'll find out where you live and kill you so I can tokenize you.
Bobby Chill, can you launch a Dana token right now?
Don't give anyone the CA.
Don't say shit. Just launch a Dana token right now, please. I don't give anyone the ca don't say shit just launch a
dana token right now please i don't even want supply don't tell anybody but i want you to get
on pump fun and launch a dana token right now yeah yeah i got you you see look at that look at that
you see that's all i had to do i literally just told him to launch a dana coin and he's fucking
doing it you see you you notice how i'm not dead you
notice how i don't have to die this man was very serious on me dying and even told my clipper
who i pay very well did y'all know i pay clips not mags a thousand dollars a week
yes that's right i give him a thousand dollars a week just to do this and he's gonna talk to my
mans bro he's talking about to my mans about don't clip this what the fuck
bro it's kind of fucked too because he was like oh i hope eve's there too like was he trying to
take both you out that's bro bro i'll be honest bro if eve flew to
texas and was at my house bro i'd be blowing her back out what the you think what the
bro get the out of here bro the
i hope even yeah so do i the you think this is
So do I. The fuck you think this is?
Bro, maybe we took this beef space too far, bro.
I think it's more beef.
I don't think we took it far enough.
Alright.
Dude, Angel hasn't talked about the Jews yet, bro.
I mean, shit, I can. I've been playing
Arkham Asylum, though, since
for a while now.
We're at war, guys.
We're at war
right now.
Budget.
But yo,
yeah, I'll FUD
Epic Smiley for sure, bro. I'll FUD that coin, bro. yeah, I'll FUD Epic Smiley for sure, bro
I'll FUD that coin, bro
Wait, I'm like lost, Dana
Can you like DM me or just say out loud
Why you'd be FUDing it?
I don't hold it, I'm just curious
Nah, I'm gonna start a FUD campaign on Epic Smiley
Because of fucking
Like Quinn Obama
Oh, okay, okay, yeah
Fuck them kids no everyone yo everyone fud epic
smiley bro let's fucking send that shit to zero just for fun bro but just for
funsies bro let's take their coin we got oh shit we got greasies here with the epic profile pic holy shit yeah that
nigga's telling me he's probably in the group you're like yeah guys like I heard
Dana's gonna pump our bags just buy more right now and he's like fucking slowly
selling well so what's up everyone how's everyone doing today I'm fine fine. What about you? I'm good. I'm looking for a sketchy Thai massage place right now to get a good feet rub.
You're still in Thai, nigga?
Yeah, I'm in Thailand for two more days and I'm leaving to Vietnam.
You're gonna be in jail soon.
Yeah, I hope they don't stop me at the airport. I really, I really hope I can walk through.
I'm scared. I'm very scared. When you're back home, are you gonna meet them again?
No, no, no. I'm gonna go jamstamp first and then grab my stuff,
grab a laptop, grab my suitcase and then come back
probably.
So I don't know if I'll be with her for the next month or two.
I hope you have fun there, nigga.
It was good.
It's up and downs.
I was scared for my life for a little bit.
Then I just left down and I'm good. Now I need some relaxation.
Can you tell everyone about beef with another girl for ketamine?
Yeah, so, TLDR. I was in Bangkok for a few days and then I accidentally did ketamine with this Thai hooker, right?
And then I did a little too much, so I passed out, and when I woke up, she was gone, right?
And I get up, put on my pants, put on everything, I check my wallet, my wallet was completely fucking empty.
And I was just filled with rage, you know?
So, I was like, with rage you know so I was
like I'm not leaving here empty-handed so I like went through shit and then I
found her phone and then I ran with her phone and I threw it in a Bangkok
river good job
that's a net profit right there.
That's a rewatch, nigga.
Why is everyone quiet?
Savings.
I was buying an NFT.
Because it's 1.30 in the morning for me. Yeah, I was buying an NFT. It's 3.30 in the morning for me.
Yeah, I was buying an NFT.
It's 3.33 in the morning for me.
You feel me?
I just had my life threatened by a Nigerian 17-year-old.
You feel me?
Oh, yeah. Full discretion, guys.
Lightcoin Obama is only 17.
What?
Bitcoin Obama or white Obama?
Litecoin Obama.
Litecoin. Oh my god.
Oh, he's 17?
Yeah, he used to lie about his age and then one day
he told me he was 17.
After sliding into StarCaster's
DMs and shit and
putting her, not nudes, but, like, putting her risque photos as his phone background on his watch and everything.
And, like, then I told her, I'm like, you know he's 17, right?
Like, he's a child type shit.
And she's like, oh, my God, I'm disgusted.
Like, I told him not to do that already, blah, blah, blah.
And now he really needs to remove me from his phone.
I don't know.
A bunch of old McDonald's coin lore that's, like, outdated by now.
But fun times.
Fun, fun times.
Yo, I'm going to pump an NFT collection.
Base.
What are we buying?
Yo, Daniel, are you actually um holding on to epic smile or you're just kidding oh no i'm gonna foot it it's going to zero we've all agreed that's that's what we're gonna do isn't that
right chat give me a thumbs up if we're floating it one two three four five five six seven thumbs up months is
what it is wait hold on hold on hold on hold on a second when I came on this
piece yeah like mmm I like the way you um you know you mentioned that your
car is smart again and I saw that because like coin is my guy like
Because we're in school together
She and you know him in real life
Yeah, yeah for you. Oh, that's my brother. I didn't know that
Yeah, I mean he's a good guy I mean spike
Put me on stops and like we've been together for you
She understand and I like the way he told you about
nelly not paying him and you were like you know you mentioned earlier that you're
charismatic and you he told nelly to send um somebody
ten dollars of 60 or something like that and you know
immediately i think she did it she asked for the person's id
and she did it so i like that you know on space
your commanding tone is kind of you know
it's kind of charismatic i love that i like that and when you were trying to appreciate everybody
and you muted the whole space and i like all of that but then i don't care i don't care because
And I don't care.
I don't care because if Litecoin is here and it's telling you something and you're like,
okay, you're going to do whatever you want to do.
I believe him.
Okay.
I believe him.
He's my guy.
And if he says this, I mean, that's the truth.
Oh, God.
He doesn't like my house.
No, no, no.
Come on, man.
He was just pissing with you he didn't really mean
it and i know you know that you know he mentioned earlier that he had a friend in um chicago maybe
he has a friend somewhere else i don't care but he mentioned my name and i'm here in nigeria
everything maybe he just wanted me to talk but then i was up onto something i was doing something that
that time so like you don't like it's not that serious do you get me and he was saying something
about this bitcoin obama whatever his name is there was a space that i joined earlier this week
that there was this i I forgot her name.
She just went on and on talking about how Bitcoin Obama scammed him and all of that.
And it's not even Red Cloud.
It was somebody else.
I think she was a girl. And she kept mentioning Litecoin Obama, Litecoin Obama.
And it wasn't him.
It was somebody else you understand and i knew that if
somebody like you was in that space to clear the air i mean it would have been better but nobody
was there and i was not even a speaker on that particular space so like in fact sometimes on the community, the MCDC community, I don't like the way they, I coin is there because the added community and you know
whatever he puts me on and he does things for me so i just like supporting in the community so i
trust them and all of that but then i just don't like the way sometimes you know we're in space
together and they just say nigerians this nigerians that this this this
you know it's not like it's not really nice but i hate nigerians as long as i don't know
fuck you that beast yeah fuck you bitch beef space beef space fuck your nigga is beautiful country is
yo i know you once got nigeria so but deep down you know i know that i am nigerian i am from
tribe okay if you do not know where that is then you are not nigerian okay
so shut the up and get off the space what tribe are you bro i just told you i am from
azapundi okay tribe do you understand what what the why is he doing this sound
what is i don't know there's no there's no tribe in nigeria that does that sound like what
as far as i know there's no tribe in nigeria that does that you do not know because you are
not truly nigerian like me i come from nigeria my whole land is nigeria i love my country of nigeria
okay you don't even know the language
you don't even know what they're talking about so do not come into this space of danas and tell
these things about nigeria and you don't even know what it is what state is that bro just tell me
i looked it up the the countries where they speak click languages are Botswana, Namibia, South Africa, and Tanzania.
There you go.
Thank you, Rich Cloud, for clearing that out.
Thank you, Rich Cloud.
So there's no language that goes on, on, on, on.
And that's shit.
We have beautiful languages in Nigeria.
That's like a language i've never heard before
and there's no even language that does that kind of sound we don't do sounds
we speak when obama's trying to get up here by the way to the hosts he's waving
so it's 9 41 here in nigeria and it's morning so how about you get a job speak greasy
we tried that i'm a student don't mind i'm a student get a job as i'm a student, don't mind. I'm a student. Get a job as well. I'm a student. So what are you telling me?
So I was a student. I had a job. Maybe you work hard or crazy.
Do I have to? Yes, I'm working hard, of course. Am I begging you for money?
money how do you know i don't have something that i'm doing i'm in school of course i'm a student
How do you know I don't have something that I'm doing?
and i work hard to make money to do whatever i want to do one or two things i mean being a student
do you think is do you think it's fucking beans you think you just go to school and do nothing
you won't read you won't go to class yes that's what you do bro you sit on space all day
i see you yes i don't have class today that's why i'm in space right now but by this time
can't find me on space on a normal monday tuesday yeah but today I don't have classes yet.
And we've just resumed.
So our classes are not that serious for now
because we've just resumed.
That's why I'm even on space.
And even if I'm in class, I can't even be on space.
But I might not be very, very active on space like this.
So you're just on spaces when you're in
very new class like you don't think it's a good idea to study
oh man this just got boring
this uh yeah no no i said boring um this is no longer a beef spaces
um yeah anyway guys um i'm going to sleep good night Yeah.
Anyway, guys, I'm going to sleep.
