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Bitcoin Puppets Presents: Queer And Chodeing In Las Wegas
Recorded: May 24, 2025 Duration: 2:04:30Space Recording
Short Summary
The conversation dives into the current crypto landscape, discussing trends in token launches, fundraising efforts, and the importance of community support for new projects. Participants express excitement about upcoming events and the need for buyers to return to the market to drive growth.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Now let me tell you a story, a story about a few puppet boys and a big dream. They dreamed our riches and man bitches and making it big while filling their bridges. So they're headed to Vegas.
That's the European for Vegas to make it big.
Playing slots and riding on cops
Set even broad as luck inside
You know the ones that need us fun times
And always had some lonely fun times in
And mystery is looking for
Generational bottom
The horniest guy on the XF
About to be the horniest guy on my back I'll see you there.
I'm the one with the braid hair, chiseled, axe and jawline, and just scream small.
I'll see you single, no, a lot of wisdom there, but I'm sounding my sex offender at all.
Oh, yeah, Vegas is soon, oh, I'll see you.
Just remember, please don't watch.
You know how daddy likes it when you're noshing him up.
BJ, BJ, BJ. you can't.
B.J.
B.J. B.J. B.J. B.J.
B.J.
B.J.? What's a B.J.? B.J.
Is that like a bidet? A bidet is like a bidet?
It's like a bidet for your penis.
B.J. It's like an inverse bidet. You took the cock a bidet it's like a bidet for your penis bigay it's like the inverse bidet you took the cock right out my mouth mate
yeah i have a tendency to do that
how are you cunts then i know you're still playing minecraft
uh minecraft attic yeah yeah i may i might have a bit of a problem i i'm i'm pleased to say
i i'm so bricked up it hurts i'm drowning in wood i've made an infinite wood farm
it's fucking glorious i've just i've got so much wood big wood i've got an infinite wood farm
do you know if twitter's fucking up today because i'm sorry simply uh we've accepted you oh yeah
everything twitter's fucked to hell yeah we've accepted you up simply but oh there we go is it
working now yeah my shit's not been loading for days yeah it's just fucked isn't it ms nothing
everything's trying yeah it's all yeah i don't know i think they're i think they're updating uh
the new group chat stuff and it's just breaking everything, I don't know. I think they're updating the new group chat stuff,
and it's just breaking everything while they delete
and figure out what code is what and all that shit.
Because they fired everyone that knew what the code was before,
probably, right?
Now they've got to go back,
and all this old fucking messenger code is going to get ripped out,
and it's probably breaking shit.
Good times, mate. Good times.
Good times. How are you doing, Hills?
I'm tired.
Sick of this shit. I tired sick of this shit sick of this shit um yeah i should probably print a little more but i'm gonna wait and see how much
it's gonna fit in this last suitcase which is not more. And then I gotta go figure out.
What the wait limit is.
Because the only direct flight I can get is like the shittiest air.
It's like second to spirit airlines.
It's so fucking terrible.
Yeah I'm great.
Can't wait.
How are y'all? Chilling chilling waiting on uh i gotta do laundry
with the laundry yet
gotta get adult mode today get packed up
i'm fucking about what i got this stand for my phone because my back hurts when i'm on the bed
and i'm doing spaces but i can't seem to get it to, like, do.
It's not doing.
Oh, fuck it.
Fuck it, wee ball.
How are you doing, Duke?
You're doing all right, geese.
Just packing myself, packing stuff, chucking stuff out of the car so it goes faster.
stuff you know chucking stuff out of the car so it goes faster because i'm gonna need to get a
pretty good speed and run up if i want to make the jump all the way across the ocean
i'm doing a sponsored jump like a you know like a evil keneval yeah i know the guy i know the guy. Yeah, so I'm doing a sponsored jump to jump to Vegas from here.
So yeah, I'm just sorting that out.
Which record your chances are?
50-50.
Yeah, I'd say.
Because there's a chance I do make it and there's a chance I don't.
That's how jumps go.
That's it, mate. Well, good luck to you know that's how jumps go that's it mate well good luck to you it's quite 50 50. you ready for it?
either you do or you don't you know flip a coin how many jumps you done before have you survived your last
this will be my first this will be my first. This will be my first. It's my best survival rate.
Well, good luck to you, mate.
Good luck to you.
We've got Lukey up here as well.
Lukey, you've graced us for your presence today.
Or has he?
He's just sitting there for me.
He's baiting.
He's baiting, yeah.
Fucking wanker.
Never liked that guy.
Honestly, I hate most of these people.
You know what I realized the other day?
Man, none of these people pump my bags.
Why are these people pumping my bags, Wanky?
Why are they pumping their own bags?
You're too poor.
Like, I bought a...
Yeah, you've surrounded yourselves with poor retards, mate.
That's what's happened.
I know, I know.
This network you think you've built is, in fact, for the fucking...
Property network.
The bottom...
This is bottom class, mate.
We're doing the simple maths, yeah?
We're doing the easy paper.
Oh, we're fucked.
Mistakes were made in a friend group we created.
God damn it.
Oh, no. No, I'm just saying i i bought a lot of these uh these
new puppet meme coins recently you know and it feels like i'm the other one buying them lately
guys like we need the coiners to come we need the coiners to come back they made crypto what it is
you know you guys you holders you guys suck yeah we're buying. We're actually well shit.
Without buyers, we are nothing, guys.
We're nothing. Go get your friends in. Get your grandma in.
What are you doing?
They always think it's too much hard work.
Too many steps.
I mean, they're not wrong.
Too many foreign apps.
Yeah. You know what I want to know when when are
ordex and ordinal genesis we got both founders here when are when are both of these businesses
going to start using the mint proceeds to sweep the floors what mint proceeds yeah the ten dollar
the ten dollar the service fee
the service fee in the room with 10 hours hours fee
yeah are these all right i'm sorry yeah we're uh we're sweeping like a thousand
weirdos right now actually so let's go
let's go oh that's you is it that's me i'm pumping the floor
well you better list them 100x then.
What are you guys talking about?
I was just standing up at the supermarket
and couldn't speak until now.
We were talking about what a cut you are for ignoring us.
Yeah.
Lukey, I was bragging about
I need to show you my wood farm, bro.
I've got so much
fucking wood.
I've got so much drowning in wood,
Lukey. I'm so
bricked up, it hurts.
I need to
show you my wood.
What kind of wood do you have?
Dark oak and pale oak.
Oh, the good stuff.
Like you have...
I'm gonna throw it to me tomorrow, I think.
Because I'm having a little barbecue today.
Oh, Barty, what are you barbecuing today?
What kind of meat?
Meat.
What's no shit?
No, barbecue vegetables.
Um...
As well, yes.
No, what kind of meat?
Some corn.
Ribs, bacon.
What kind of shit we got?
Punta paleta.
What's that?
Yeah, what is that?
Can we just hold it for a second?
Punta paleta is...
I think it's a flank steak.
That's what you call it?
Something like that.
No, wait.
It's flat
ribbon, eye, something.
I don't know.
It's steak.
Did you say, DJ, did you say you put
bacon on the barbecue?
No, like on the barbecue. I on the on the it's gonna be hot like cheeseburger bacon cheeseburger or something i don't know what
he was going for there aren't going to burgers in burger land here so
well yeah i'll put bacon on everything all right i gotta make some food for my kid now
but i'm listening number one ingredient in all of this wanted to save dj
are you guys are we literally just going to talk about food until I'm, like, starving?
Or are we going to talk about the fact that the corn has reached all-time highs and bears are in utter destitution?
Because I do want to talk about that.
I think that's a good subject, yeah.
You know, I mean, I can't say they weren't warned, you know, but here we are.
Yeah, yeah.
If you were a bear, I'm sorry.
There are no bears here, Zach.
There are no bears.
I remember who was a bear, man.
I've never seen a bear by that.
GM, GM, Zach. GM, bear, man. I've never seen a bear like that. GMGM's like,
GMGM decentralized.
GMGM to all the ordinal desk, support desk retards.
Yeah, man, I remember
when that group was all bearish
during that 90-day
capitulation phase, and they were crashing out
every single day.
GM Eagle.
Retard.
OSD is this retard farm.
Yeah.
It's true.
Where's the lie?
I was in there the other day.
There was some old woman from Liverpool in there.
Dude,
that chick.
And I was like,
I've got to get up.
I've got to get up.
this is dumb.
Bro,
I was driving, so i was just like getting
rugged that whole time and like that that was some crazy i don't know what was going on
in that room but there was some that died yeah i don't know that that chick was something else
crazy man crazy is that how they all are over there the northerners yeah they're
all like that that's why we want to build a wall and they're all right do make sense
yeah adrian we did what what about the north causes them to be that like weird
i think it's just the temperature. And Margaret Threather as well, yeah.
I broke this sticker display.
God damn it, Hills.
What do I do?
You will be reporting to management, Hills.
You will be reporting to management.
That will be deducted from your check
Do I just
Slit my wrist with the broken
Plexiglas
That's what I feel like right now
No you're not allowed
You should attack D-Gen with that broken plexiglas
Instead
God damn it
Let me see if I can get one sent to Dunes
Ugh God damn it. Maybe let me see if I can get one sent to Dunes.
Ugh.
Our hotel charges are like, I don't even understand the pricing rate. It's like by the pound dimensionally per day, per minute that it's there and an x-ray fee.
Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be sending any shit there.
So you're going to get radiation by the time you actually get the item?
Because it'll be sitting there for some hours and then you get it and you just fucking
throw an extra arm?
Can't you just send it to the UPS by then?
Probably.
That's a good idea.
Or like the Amazon lockers, right?
Yeah, something like that would be like...
Okay, Googling.
Good thought.
Glad someone's brain is working.
I just had my second cup of coffee. You know how it goes.
It only works for 30 minutes. That's all I got, but I'm glad it was useful.
Can we talk about how they changed the event location and didn't really tell anyone
who didn't that happen the inscribing yeah the inscribing location they like i didn't notice
i don't know i retweeted the thing and then um steven miller in the comments was like
that has the wrong location on it you need to change the address and i'm like well i went check my inbox
and i didn't get an email or anything like speakers didn't even get notified that the
location changed it's gonna be an interesting day everyone that's smart
i don't think many people know i haven't heard anyone say anything i didn't know about that
i mean i guess i don't really pay attention but yeah apparently there was like an issue with the
venue with the inscribing location um and last minute and so they had to change it but yeah
it's unfortunate it sounded like they got put in a tough situation too i feel like they almost got
rug pulled the way it sounded but yeah new location should be cool i'll be volunteering so i'll see y'all there
i feel like everything is has been like that like i can't even get people to answer the phone i'm
trying to book a place and no one's answering and they're like mailbox is full so i figure
probably it's just a shit show like everybody's trying to do all this stuff last minute
but yeah that sucks that they got rug pulled
it's gotta be incredibly stressful
was it a big place?
was it like massive?
apparently it had like a screen like the one that they had in Nashville
which that was like a pretty big setup.
I hope it's as big of a turnout as the Nashville event.
Because that was super fun.
There was a ton of people that came to that.
Well, I've been told this is bigger than Nashville.
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, biggest, big, big, big.
You know?
I was told, oh, don't worry about Nashville.
That was small fry.
You're in Vegas now, baby. Get ready. That's what I was told. I, don't worry about Nashville. That was small fry. You're in Vegas now, baby.
Get ready.
That's what I was told.
I heard the same.
Yeah.
Well, in Miami, I couldn't even, like, Elmo was on stage speaking,
and I couldn't hear.
Yeah.
They didn't have a PA or it wasn't working.
I don't know.
It was weird.
Yeah, they, I mean, the one in Miami was kind of like,
it wasn't as well as attended as the one in nashville right like there
was basically just the people that were speaking that were kind of hanging out there but i get the
feeling that it was just because like you know the nashville one was around the bitcoin conference
and so this one also will be around a bitcoin conference so i think it'll be better attended
i'm excited to see how crazy it is honestly
do you think we'd have to watch out for Bitcoin maxis that hate jpegs
they're going to try and murder us we're going to have to group together with nodes and wizards and
make a stand never they're all too fat to leave the house well and the wizards don't want to take a stand with us
right I mean unfortunately
they're trying to book parties at the same time
I don't know if we'll be able to get them on board
salty
salty
salty
salty wizards
you know what we could do we could all pose as lifeguards for the next
next pool party polycule thing they do and we just won't save them when they drown, because we know they can't swim.
That's a good idea.
It's a good idea, mate.
Okay, we need to decide two things. One is, are we doing pool cabana Thursday, and then two is, are we gonna do um the meow wolf thing on thursday night
i'm gonna be awesome i did not expect any of that can i decide last minute uh for the
thing okay so here's the thing with the mail it's 45 dollars yeah here's the thing with the
mail wolf thing if you guys actually buy the tickets early
Which is what Wombat kind of put the information out about
We can get the $45 ticket, but there two things happen
Either I mean first of all you're gonna have to pay full price with just $60
But then you also might not get
A lot at the same scheduled time as our group right because
we're trying to get it all kind of purchases one big group thing um and that means you could
potentially have to wait like an hour or something who knows i don't know how busy that place is
what if i just want to go to get a cheeseburger though instead of my day at that time see i'm
you know sure sure yeah apparently they got like a restaurant
you know they're gonna play minecraft instead what about that yeah that's true man i mean
there's it's pretty hard to put you guys away minecraft the entire time dude it's crazy yeah
i'm literally showing hedger in my wood wood farm either stand stand for nothing or dive
Is there a way we stand for something to die for nothing right?
They wonder you guys this is a crazy fucking wood farm. No, this is some insane work. Oh, yeah
Thank you. Thank you
This is playing minecraft you literally yeah i told you i told
you i was like i will co-host i might be playing some minecraft also but i'm here i take credit
for ruining zach's life um yeah i think this would be a second time i've ruined your life
zach because the first time you started speaking in wasi apparently after all that was last bear
market yeah yeah yeah you've become a minecraft
oh fuck this is over it's over for you dude it's over bro you've you've this is how you know
someone's made it hills right like he just doesn't care anymore like no hey minecraft well okay
literally can't make him do anything i keep catching flack i keep catching flack oh you're
playing minecraft oh you're playing minecraft i've been packing my bags
but for years all right what what do i like why why should i fuss tell me why
exactly i've got a horror story about minecraft this is why i don't want to play anymore because
i'm scarred it's giving me ptsd so back in the day when the wazis had a minecraft server
it's giving me ptsd so back in the day when the wazis had a minecraft server
i spent hours in there i built a big hidden underground dungeon spooky as fuck spooky as
fuck massive right like uh took me fucking days i didn't tell anyone i didn't tell a soul
and i wait for them to find them lukey comes along and then and then they went oh you know not too many people playing this we're
gonna delete it oh no oh no you could have asked for the world file and installed it locally
i'm not that sad mate oh the whole the whole point was surprise someone you know i wanted
someone to stumble upon and go what's this that's sad and someone did winky i can promise you
contractually this server will be up for six months
all right all right just saying if you want to build another dungeon you know time is now
seize it yeah i want to see a wanky dungeon also you have to see the hall of doors looky can you
explain the hall sorry it's no it's not it's not hard of doors it's hearts of doors. Both is plural. So
it's no, actually, kind of sucks like you told me that I
didn't put in enough effort. And you are correct. Which is why
I scouted out a new secret location and have begun
preparations to further make the second Halls of Doors at some point.
So you don't want to talk to people
about the point of the Halls of Doors?
OK, all right.
I don't want to talk about it, and it's your fault.
Well, I think credit me.
I'm happy.
That's fine.
I wanted you to do better.
I mean, to be fair
when we showed it to you
I think you were like about to go to bed
and you were like what's up
your hall of doors
your hall of doors is incredible
do not let anybody tell you otherwise
it is like one of the marvels
of the world
win hall of doors oh shut up anybody tell you otherwise, it is like one of the marvels of the world.
Win Hall of Horses.
Hall of Horses?
Yes!
I'll explain what was going on.
He only used 21 doors when he could have used 999
doors to make this Hall of Doors.
From Luki, I expect
a lot more effort.
Dude, I made it in one night. I made it in one night i made it in one night what the do you want to do i made such a film one that's going to create
a hall of doors automatically by playing your character for you for 17 hours straight that goes
whoa whoa wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yeah i mean you're never coming out that's uh it Yeah, I mean, it is possible to be setting up on LLM.
Yes, there is Minecraft LLM.
You should.
I should.
I looked at the power videos about it the other day.
When I think LLM-powered Minecraft door, hell.
I don't think Sunwell 21 door
two-hour project, alright?
That's not respectable
to the resume of Lukey,
the founder,
creator of Kiki B.
Lukey, what the fucking thing are you doing?
Yeah, sorry, I'm like cleaning up
and some shit fell down.
So, yeah.
That's my current power level, cleaning in the kitchen.
That's the power level of Luki right now.
And I think that's just fine.
I just got some news here.
I just want to say, if you want some money, I'm giving away some Cheeky B, $100, because I know you guys are poor.
Just go make a Cheeky B meme and post it on your timeline there's a there's a meme deck that lord that
world peace made that you know just stop being lazy okay if you're not gonna buy the bags at
least meme the bags guys we're losing we're losing momentum here guys right pups is down
gizmos down uzi's down everything's down you know what's pumping nothing nothing's pumping okay nothing
fix it all right go meme about something go what is this minecraft stop playing minecraft
go fucking pump my bags i'm so sick of this shit i think um if you look at the chart dj and uh
bitcoin's pumping and uh they have a great team uh great marketing and they're doing giveaways
they're doing twitter spaces you know they're doing giveaways they're doing Twitter spaces you
know they're doing everything right and I think the team behind Bitcoin and what they're doing
you know hosting these events and stuff is um it's really helping I thought we were the team
behind the Bitcoin marketing I think that's what it ended up being ordnance of the cucks of the
marketing scene over here just do all the work for this fucking shit chain, and they just yell at us all day long.
I think someone's a bit salty, mate.
Never.
What are you talking about?
I'm not salty.
I'm a happy individual.
How's your cheeky bee bags?
I got about number one holder, I realized, on accident.
I didn't realize I had done that.
What percent of surprise do you hold?
Like 1.9% now. You need to get 2%, two percent mate no because i don't want to go above two percent then it looks unfair you know i can't buy anymore i gotta stop uh but it only cost me like four
grand i bought it at like 200k and shit is there an actual because i haven't used our canes yet
i have i haven't used it is there an actual is it usable is it our kings yet. I have I haven't used it. Is there an actual is it usable?
Is it like is it going to if I ask you how to do it right now?
Are you going to go, OK, you have to do this and then that and then this
and then that and then this and then that.
Oh, you make sure you don't do this because then you're going to do the exact same thing
as ruins just using oil wallet basically to make it easier.
So you can actually see the token on your wallet.
That's about it.
This is different wallet. Yeah, because there's like a new meta it's basically a parent protocol
for runes with a new runes protocol called alkanes inside of it already but it's basically an envelope
for all sorts of new runes right so uh the wallet itself decides what runes to show you basically
experts decides to show you things that are valid and not valid and like oil wallet it's just picking up on their new tokens right so no
other wallet is going to be able to see your alkane right now until they choose to do that too
but it's basically just runes um the coolest cooler thing about it is technically
theoretically it's way better than runes right it depends if people are actually going to build
things for the the contracts and stuff that are not exploitable and whatnot but i think already
you have brc 22.0 right in front of you people just aren't really using it that's all
yeah yeah it depends we've got users in it i want to buy some cheeky b man cheeky b i'm waiting for like so waiting for like, so there's an AMM coming soon, I think, right?
I think that's what I'm waiting on.
So like if this AMM drops and all of a sudden there's a bunch of people that are like, oh,
canes are hot.
There's volume.
There's an AMM.
Then all of a sudden the next feedback loop is going to be, okay, I want an admission
token for my LP on that AMM, which you should probably be able to do fairly easy already
off the bat,
I would think. So if those two things happen, this $5,000 bag paying for my mansion, baby.
I mean, I'm going to donate it to the children's hospitals.
At least Doc got a pump, right? I swear to God, I was airdropped there and it was worth 3K.
And it's still worth 3K.
It's never not been worth 3K.
It's just been that forever.
Every pump, every dump, it just stays exactly the same price.
Have you noticed that?
That's, yeah.
Like, oh, dog's pumping, so I check.
And I'm like, I'm still the same amount, mate.
What's going on?
Yeah. Well, dog's pumping. And I look into my I'm like, I'm still the same amount, mate. What's going on? Yeah.
Or a dog's pumping.
And I look into my wallet and it's like, I haven't lost any money.
I don't get it, mate.
I don't.
The numbers are hard.
Numbers are too hard.
Talking about hard things.
Yell, mate.
You're well hard, isn't you?
Oh, yeah.
Well, maybe not.
A little bit flaccid. Yeah. Yeah,
a bit, a bit loose, you know. Why's that, mate? I don't know. I don't know, mate. Are you feeling all right? Well, yeah, not too bad, actually. Not too bad. Do you want to
talk about it? We're all here, we're all friends. Oh, well, this is the space for that, isn't it?
Where we go deep on the feelings.
I feel like all Node Monk holders are nonces.
That's what I feel.
That's not a feeling.
That's a fact.
Yeah.
I think you're feeling that.
Yeah, it's true. Well, that's terrible a feeling. That's a fact. Yeah, I think you're feeling. Yeah, it's true.
Well, that's terrible, isn't it?
You know, that's awful.
That is awful.
Yes.
Buying up spreadsheet.
That's awful.
I've never heard of a bigger scandal since Prince Andrew or Jimmy Savile, you know.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
It is.
It is.
Oh, Hills is here.
The most unlikely West Ham fan.
Oh, my God.
Apparently, it's a meme, yeah.
You know, I hear nobody would touch West Ham. It's like West Ham's not a thing.
In America, they're all crazy about West Ham.
Yeah, for some reason.
It's weird.
It's weird.
Now, I think you just see a skewed view because of West Ham capital,
and that just has nothing to do with West Ham.
So you're seeing it on CT a lot.
You know? west ham so you're like you're seeing it on ct a lot you know because not that not that many people like west ham i'm seeing it in your living room in your um your photos hills yeah there's a lot
how did west ham get there it's just it's a tiny little town um i moved the stuff here
yeah i don't know it know. It's a long story.
Shout out to East Ham.
It was always the best ham.
You do have a lot of hams.
Birmingham.
Nottingham.
No wonder the Muslims hate us.
Yeah, true. Ham everywhere, man i take that back i take that back i'm sorry i i had um a mark norman joke he was in the uk i was i meant to go see it i think
he's so funny but he did a joke in uh in london said london's like a banana says the longer you leave it the browner it gets
oh god that's that's a bad one
true though it's true he's a very he's a very odd comedian but he makes some very funny jokes
He's a very odd comedian, but he makes some very funny jokes.
You know, I thought it was funny this week.
I noticed the uptick of shilling of suey.
Every fucker on the planet with 20k plus followers was shilling me suey for the last like three weeks.
Relentlessly.
Even Roel Paul, whatever the fuck his name is he's like oh i'm so heavy suey it's
unbelievable my suey bags are bursting out of my pants and and then um yeah they have that dex issue
and i'm thinking you know maybe coincidence but you know i'm not really a big believer in
coincidences of you guys i'm thinking maybe It's a coincidence I was trying to go
to the bathroom and I shit my pants last week, right?
But yeah, I mean, other than that
it's not... Yeah, I get your point. I'm a
huge believer in coincidences.
I think you're wrong, Wanky.
And there
is no such thing as
coincidences. It's just
stuff that needs to happen, you know?
Reality is different
than what you think it is it's not just random stuff happening it's the universe unfolding so
be that as it may lukey that shouldn't prevent us from absolutely roasting them for uh pausing
their chain if you roll back actions or whatever the right here here
wait wait where the is mr e
uh he's doing family stuff no no no no no he's not dropped up no family stuff allowed yeah co-host
i wouldn't have found it so suspicious if i wasn't being shielded, you know, if it just came out of nowhere.
But I'd never even thought about Sui before, and then every fucker's fucking pounding into my face.
Everywhere I look, I'm getting emails from Bankless talking about Sui.
But I mean, how they fixed it, it was, I mean, it was a pretty decent fix, in my opinion.
How did they fix it? They just turned off and said, that's it? I mean, it was a pretty decent fix, in my opinion.
How did they fix it?
They just turned off and said, that's it?
No, they just made the validators push some codes.
And I mean, it was up to the validators to push it or not,
and they chose to do it.
So I think it's fine, to be honest.
I mean, to be fair, like there's, you know, ETH had had a moment to Bitcoin has had moments way back when
yeah but but making that decision to you know pause things right yeah but
as long as they didn't force anyone to do it i mean it's fine really yeah but that not but you
just threw out that blockchain's uh security kind of out the window because now you just did you
though i mean it's still validators well people, people are just going to not, no one's ever going to trust that transactions are finalized, you know, necessarily on that.
Yeah.
I mean, there is a nuance point there for sure, Edren.
But yeah.
It does, like, it's like, what was your other side of it?
You just suffer a $200 million half?
For a new chain, it's not a great looking for sure.
For a new chain, it's not a great looking for sure.
Since you're also old, can someone please give us a reminder of past Bitcoin forks and stuff like that and why that happened and how that happened?
Zach, how's that Minecraft tree farm going, Zach?
Honestly, amazing.
I'm so happy.
Hedren just took a bunch of my wood, and I couldn't be happier about it.
It's going to good use.
I'm so happy somebody likes it and enjoys it.
Hedren, I don't appreciate you insinuating I have health issues mentally
because I made a super sick Minecraft face.
I mean, that had to take some time, though, because I'm working on my shit.
I am admin. I am cheating in Blackstone.
You think I'm over here farming Blackstone
for a night? You're crazy.
I am. Well, if you want some
Blackstone, I will give it to you, sir.
This is not a serious Minecraft
fucking streaming server.
What the hell? We got shit. But the purity of the game,
D-Gen, the purity of the game.
Come on. What the fuck are you doing over here?
Farming all day long.
Fucking dot div.
I'm farming glowstone.
Fucking psychopaths, dude.
This is not a Minecraft space, guys.
This is not a Minecraft space.
Can we make it?
Oh, okay, okay.
Do you guys want to do the next puppet space
after Vegas inside the Minecraft server?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Luki is so excited about that and Hills apparently agreed to play LeFou
agreed to play oh just saying my ladies have a server with apparently 400 people
guys I mean I'm just saying. We can't let the
m'ladies win, alright?
Fuck the m'ladies, mate.
I mean, I'm
going to come from a different perspective
and go, at Minecraft
the m'ladies can win. That's
fine. Yay!
I'm on the perspective as well.
Yeah, I think it's a good one but just bring it back to the what we
were talking about before dj just started about minecraft from absolutely nowhere um i was
listening to a to a space right as this was happening i saw this suey space with like
700 people in it i was like oh what's going on there's a bit of drama here i was outside
sunning my balls get
a little bit of sun in my skin before i go to vegas i didn't want to be the shiny white british
guy blinding everyone in the sun at the pool so i wanted to get a little bit of brownness in me
i see this space pop up i go in and listen and my god the users man i think they've got like users
from brands or something or it's like all these new companies are using it but nobody knows how to use blockchains none of them all these guys coming up
and asking really weird well not weird really newbie questions like um you know the dex has
gone down um i've got my tokens in phantom wallet um and i can't use the dex and it's like well yeah
obviously the the dex is down mate that's kind of how it works
and they were like oh can I still move my tokens
in my wallet
and stuff like this I'm thinking
I'm thinking these guys
they're so full of fear
is it a good time to buy sui
did you though
I did think that
I went on coinbase and checked it's there
I mean there was another thing Did you though? I did think that. I went on Coinbase and checked. It's there.
I mean, there was another thing. I don't remember when it was like a month ago.
And there was like a big chain that did minus 90% or whatever in one candle.
What was that again? I don't remember.
Was that the D-God's chain?
No, no, no. It was something else.
Some, uh... It's not a dex, pretty.
I don't remember what it was.
It goes down.
That's kind of the nature of a dex.
I wonder what the issue was, though.
I didn't really see that.
It was a flash loan.
It was something to do with a flash loan.
So someone
was exploiting flash loans on this
deck. It's always a fucking
flash loan, isn't it?
That's the issue of this time with
these
EVM chains as well.
Apparently they were getting warnings about it.
They were warned
ahead of time. This was a risk
and you're going to add this,
and it's going to fuck everything up.
And then, like, a couple days later, it all fucked up.
Kind of ironic, isn't it?
Yeah, I do think it's funny that, like,
was that all-time highs that they were at yet, or no?
Yeah, I mean, wasn't it?
Not for the SUI token, but for this other one that actually had the DEX token.
I think it was maybe all-time high or something.
Everyone was panicking and they were selling their SUI.
You know, I just saw blood.
The issue is they kind of fucked themselves because they proved that they do have centralized control over the chain so any nation state uh you know any government can basically say you need to you know uh go after
these funds you have to block these funds we know you can because you already did so they completely
destroyed any uh plausible deniability like any credibility as to being immutable and decentralized
so yeah i think it's a really bad sign for Sui.
And in the end, it's going to be bad for them.
Yeah.
I mean, as bad as Solana is or was turning off,
it doesn't really turn off anymore, does it, Solana?
Yeah, they turned off block production.
They couldn't reverse transactions or, I mean,
and they couldn't stop, you know,
someone from spending
from a certain address or whatever all they could do was turn off block production which is bad in
itself it definitely um gets rid of like the decentralized nature but not the immutable
uh permissionless nature but did they actually like revert blocks or like or did they just
blacklist uh funds they blacklisted funds and I think the end goal is going to be
to reverse funds.
So basically a hard fork to where those funds
go back to where they were or something like that.
But either way,
it's the same thing with Tether, right?
Or USDC. Governments
can go to them and be like, oh,
blacklist this address from being able to spend
their Tether or USDC, which gets rid
of the entire permissionless nature.
Like, if you want to have truly permissionless stables,
you've got to go to DAI or, I guess, USDS now or whatever.
But, yeah, so it's not good.
So, bullish or bearish?
Bullish!
I think it's bullish just from the people I heard in the space. bullish or bearish? Bullish!
I think it's bullish just from the people I heard in the space.
Mark is retarded,
so it's probably bullish.
Have they announced the... Until government's stepping.
Have they announced the Pokemon thing yet?
I know they're teasing it, but has there been a hard
announcement?
Oh, I don't know.
I feel like that's a pretty bullish catalyst that could be on the horizon.
Could be.
I mean, at the end of the day, I think most of the bigger chains nowadays aren't truly
decentralized in many ways.
Oh, for sure, yeah.
So I mean, all that matters is that price goes up and you make some money and then you
can hold Bitcoin or whatever.
I mean, it could be a selling point for normies, right?
Look, they've already saved these guys 30 million with this hack by looking after you.
Maybe that's what normies want.
Oh, for sure. I've heard that argument.
I had a guy tell me, oh, I like Ripple because there's a central company that if something happens i can go to them and that's totally not how ripple works but people
actually want that they want someone to play daddy over their funds and you know save them
there are no more adults left in the room i mean it's always been the case though like
you have a bunch of retards that just like stuff that doesn't make sense at all
that's just how it is
it's sort of like a bitcoin puppet isn't it
basically the same thing
a bunch of retards
make the arts atrocious
the community is gay
and shit and poor
I'm looking at you Duke guys make the arts atrocious. The community is gay and shit and poor.
I'm looking at you, Duke.
Yeah, I'm fulfilling this prophecy a little bit
early.
You are, mate.
They drag you
all into the eternal fires.
Why do I see a Zek request?
He says he's co-host for me, but he's a little blue dog.
He might be rugged, though.
Sometimes that happens.
If you're co-host, you get rugged, but it shows you as co-host.
So you have to remove him from co-host and then add him back.
Ask me how I know.
Watch this. Zek, how's your minecraft farm i see him as listening right now so yeah he's rugged for sure if he doesn't respond
instantly and go my cool tnt you know then he's gone let me feed you my wood yeah yeah we got ants up here mate
ants still here
i was fucking around with his co-host thing
i'm here i'm here i'm here
i heard you guys talking about suey
and uh whoever was saying
that uh normies
want reversions
and refunds
so on point so on point yeah it's true i mean i learned a lot from
that space i'm glad i joined it because i was sitting there i was laying there in the sun
turning my nuts thinking where did these guys come from there's like a whole you know other world
of people that just getting into crypto and they literally have no idea what's going on and they like big daddy and
they don't know how a wallet works but it does it right in with them then huh am i back
am i back or am i still rugged let's go yeah i got rugged
they don't want the truth they can't handle the truth
They don't want the truth.
They can't handle the truth.
They can't handle your wood farm, Zach.
No one can handle my wood farm.
So what all this is...
And there's fucking DGNs over here giving it out with fucking admin fucking stuff over here.
Just ruining your wood farm.
He's going to go ahead and generate like a million wood and be like, I have more than zack no but that's not the point the point is that i built a crazy machine
yeah every time i give one of these bozos something they throw it on the ground i gave
lukey 999 doors for his endless pathway of doors and he he threw them on the ground
so now he's gonna go farm 999 doors. I guarantee it.
You motherfucker, that is not true.
You have no idea where my doors are, okay?
They're not on the floor somewhere.
You got that?
You hear that?
I saved them.
I'm just trying to save you the time so you can be a dad, you know?
Okay. You can't be creating dad, you know? Okay.
You can't be creating 999 doors, Lukey.
It's not healthy.
You don't understand the grind.
You don't understand the grind.
I understand the grind.
This is Minecraft, all right?
Motherfuckers, we're back.
You don't get it until you have a kid,
and then chopping digital pieces of wood is your
retreat, sir.
Yes, man, he gets it.
Dude, I was so happy.
Listen up.
Listen, I was down there in that hole and just like, you know, just mining away and
it was the most relaxing thing I did like in a long time.
I made the fucking Hards of Doors without thinking about making the heart of doors I was
just doing something and that was so relaxing but this is not a Minecraft
spaces so we need to change the topic now what is your number one oh you're not going to vegas lukey so you can't answer this
question uh anyone who's going to cynthia why are you excited to go to vegas is this your first
time going to vegas cynthia no i've been to vegas before damn it what about mr e is have you been
to a crypto event though cynthia i haven't been to a crypto event in vegas i was at a crypto event though, Cynthia? I haven't been to a crypto event in Vegas. I was at a crypto event
last week, but not
in Vegas.
I've been to many crypto events.
Is mystery allowed in Vegas?
Yeah, I mean, he hasn't been there before
so he hasn't
gotten himself banned or anything, so he's fine.
Okay, so he's got a clean record
until after.
Yeah, he's fine. I'll keep an eye on him.
Much appreciated.
Of course.
He'll be fine.
There's going to be a pool in Vegas that we're going to.
And last time I was in a pool, well, near a pool with Mr. E,
he was hitting on everyone, mate.
It was incredible.
Who was it?
Who was with him?
Someone was like being a side man.
He was with Diego Clitty, yeah.
Yeah, they were hitting on all the
hot moments
I heard that he was just doing
a real life meat spin and
everyone was just absurdly impressed
something about dexterity
and um what's the other one
dexterity
and um
he can go for a long time a very long time for like yeah longevity was there for
like a good five minutes and girth girth also yeah i got some of them in my eye but i was sitting like
10 meters away yeah i heard i heard that you could jump rope it like what the fuck it's real mate it's real here was you came
up we're talking about vegas i thought you kicked me picked you i thought you kicked me oh no i
didn't kick you mate like two days ago i was on osc and i'm waiting and i got two people dming me
within a 15 minute span does hype hate? Did he click me from the space?
Am I blocked?
No, bro.
Twitter's broken as fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck Twitter, man.
Yeah, if you're trying to request or something,
or, you know, I don't know.
Yeah, Twitter's fucked.
It is what it is.
Yeah, I thought it didn't work at the start because i started the
space and usually i get you know a few people come in that's a good assumption just always assume it
doesn't work start from there yeah i was about to close the space and restart the new one because
i was like is this one what's going on what's going on motherfuckers so everyone's panicking about bitcoin price as well it went from like what
we're down 3k you think we're down like 20k
what do you mean they're panicking because it's up so much? It's never about Bitcoin price.
It's never about Bitcoin price.
It's always about the price times 5 to 10.
Because that is the price of the altcoin that the person's holding instead of Bitcoin.
So if Bitcoin goes down 3%, just imply that your friend is down 30%.
Yeah, true. Fuck those guys guys that's what i say if you're not saving in bitcoin mate you know you're playing the game wrong
you're playing the game wrong 80 well that i gotta say this was i think the
quietest all-time high that i've ever seen like
timeline wise i know part of that was maybe like twitter
being broken but like i don't know motherfuckers be side line and it shows retail has no corn bro
it's it's all suit coin now it's fucking institutions and uh you know sovereign wealth
funds of different states and shit those those are the buyers yeah I think
most normal people are
kind of outpriced, you won't buy
a fucking 100 bucks worth of Bitcoin
because they're
thinking short term
the unit bias is so retarded
people gotta realize
that doesn't matter
people
will still think it no matter what.
Bitcoin needs a rebranding.
They talked about it like six or seven years ago,
some exchanges rebranding to bits and try to make the unit bias.
They need to do that.
It'll help.
Yeah, MBTC had like a short little run.
Like for a while there, a lot of places tried to use MBTC, which is like what, .0001.
Yep, yep.
Even that alone would be really helpful.
We've got to sign up the normies again.
Everything is a sign up, man.
And these entire orderly space is like the most garbage place to place your money man i'm telling
you the ancient bitcoin wills are not coming eagle how how would you know you sit there buying the
most dead illiquid ordinals all day long how is your opinion at all relevant eagles shut the hell
up bro degentralize you've been telling me since like 2024. I mean, no, maybe even 2023 that these Bitcoin wills from Thailand are going to convert their
tie bought into like BTC and buy ordinals like they haven't even started.
The order flow has not even started.
Now, when is it going to start?
Eagle, I never said that.
B, you're early Eagle.
You're early. All right. Your kids are early. B, you're early, Eagle. You're early, all right?
Your kids are early.
Their grandkids are early.
It's fine.
I think the thing that ruined ordinals was,
I'm going to say it,
I'm going to say it,
it was too pricey mints.
The mints are too expensive.
The biggest ones were too expensive
and people are here to make money
and if you don't let them make money, they not gonna hang around so thanks to all the guys that did
really expensive mints and uh basically made it impossible for anyone to make money in fact
everyone's complaining they lost money and everything because how could you make money
on a point 2.1 i mean come on guys come on it might have been a bit hurtful to To harass exchanges
And say list my shit
Why aren't you listing my shit
Please list my shit
You know that attitude
I mean did it
Did it
I don't know
I think Kraken are like
They've got ordinals and vettors
they don't they so maybe probably more kraken is a great exchange though that's kraken is not just
going to be listing dog kraken is going to be creating a runes entire runes platform but dog
will be first listed no you don't do that whole technical hurdle of adding runes tokens and only
do one token that's, they will add more.
Yeah, they're going to be our savior.
I've been fucking praying for centralized exchanges.
Now that everyone's here, though, can I ask everyone
here? Has anyone ever seen Kraken
pump a token? Okay, I rest my case.
I'll be right back.
No, absolutely not.
I think people
will try to pump it there.
I mean, it's going to be a narrative for sure.
It's not even a narrative.
That's the crazy part.
It's an actual just function of liquidity.
Like you need liquidity for things to go up past a certain point or maintain floors.
Like I'm actually shocked that runes is still so how
well in reality runes needs centralized exchanges because bitcoin can only do so much
i love this guy i'm following him
you're following congratulations mate they get to see all his mid tweets
welcome to the shed mate
enjoy your bitcoin puppets
I did expect kind of I thought if anyone would
list runes or anything like that
it'd be Kraken because if you look at who's involved
with ordinals they're all
Kraken investors or something to do with Kraken.
It's a Kraken exchange.
Yeah.
I mean, the thing is, it's like pretty much altcoins of old, OG altcoins without centralized exchanges, you would have never traded them.
They just suck so hard.
So it's like, that's where runes
are. I don't know if at
any point Bitcoin's going to get upgrades
that make it suck less to trade
peer-to-peer. But
until then, we need all the
Krakens we can get.
We do load them up.
I mean, there's certainly stuff you
can do on chain with runes, but
the biggest issue is liquidity. No matter how you look at it.
Yeah, it was actually me and Dave were talking about this earlier on OSD.
Some communities do that better.
Puppets community, Ordnose community does it kind of really poorly.
There's no coordination because Casey, LeFou, all these that are like in charge are very anti-leadership and
anti like being the guy and and like but if you look on eath like everyone wants to be the guy
everybody wants to be the next main character everybody wants to bring on the liquidity in and
like we don't really have those characters here all of our characters do the opposite they take
the liquidity and they pocket that and they start a mining pool well they start investing in solana shitters
good fun or buying up uh strategy stocks
they're buying kooks bags man that's what they're doing basically are we just waiting on a micro
strategy of ordinals is that what we're waiting on we're we're so
I mean that's the opportunity right one of us could do it just start a company
we just pretend like so we will just pull it together so we just create a
company we call it like I don't know or box and we launch it we'd make a really
nice website so everyone thinks we're professional and then we show all the
stuff we are in and we just say you know we're professional investors in
ordinals and then all of a sudden everyone's interested in ordinals again
how about that what if there was a website you went to it
had a bunch of puppets on it and the top of the website said professional investors and it just
period you know like big bold letters like would you be would you how do you feel about that
well that's what all the other guys did right that's how c easy did it he was hanging around fucking ct for years just uh as a reply guy and just made a website and all of a sudden he's the big man
it's insane how quickly finance blew up like people don't realize they didn't even start
till july 2017 it wasn't even a year later and they were like the top three exchange
yeah it was insane
do you even remember when they had all these bots on twitter man twitter was like spammed with
binance referral bots and like every time you searched a ticker it was just binance bots just
going crazy well so many things have blown up that way remember the link armies and fucking
ripple for a long time had an insane botnet.
It's, I mean, it's been a strategy.
They did it again with Meme Land.
Yeah, it's not hard to fake your way to the top.
You just have to have the balls to do it.
You just have to inject a lot of liquidity.
I mean, for Binance, like, they had the most liquidity. Yeah, well, they did that first. They listed a lot of liquidity I mean for Binance like they had the most Liquidity
Well they did that first
They listed a lot of shit
ZZ came from OKX as well though
Like he was he'd been around doing this
Already it wasn't like he just started an exchange
First time he like picked up all the tricks
And then started over
Yep we need those dirty tricks though
So like let's say
Shit gets listed on kraken we need
someone to fucking put a volumizer over there where you look at it a low time frame it looks
retarded there's just no buying at all for hours but every now and then just it turns on and someone
churned some fucking volume we need that that is the type of investment i am seeking when willy bought derivative
my man speaking speaking my language
seriously it's like i i get the ethos and everything like that but somebody at some
point needs to incur the cost of a bot and the order flow and kickstart this please i beg you
we need bots we need bots yeah no we do yeah like altcoins when there was like just treks and polo
they were so anemic the candles we had to use haikinashi like just to smooth the out visually that's how that's how ordinals and
runes looks right now it's wild yeah i said this earlier i want to comment to someone
complaining about whitelists i was like why the are we doing whitelists like all you're doing
is giving it to people that are guaranteed to sell and not buy back in or they're just going
to hold and create no liquidity and you're scared of these bots that are going to come in the bots are going to buy everything selling everything super quick
it's going to look great on the chart you're also giving people a nice entry a pretty decent price
because bots don't make too much money they're not there to rinse you know they're there to make like
a what one two three percent profit i mean it just makes sense yeah no it's part of the game It's part of the game and it comes with that
That asterisk like you're talking about
The sort of sniper bot
Immediate
Bad market taste if you suck
But it is what it is
It's part of the game like everyone should then
Bully you and tell you to never buy
Within minutes of a launch
Or hours of a launch and if you're not getting bullied properly, you're in the wrong circle.
Exactly, mate. Exactly.
We need exchanges with troll boxes again, like trade ogre,
where you could just shit talk, like figure out who's putting up the volume
and shit talk them.
Yeah, BTCE's troll box back in the day was legendary.
I think it was. my god yeah i think
so that's funny do you think it's because a large uh portion of the ordinals market or people are
doing stuff in ordinals came from solana and they've got this this you know they're with these
it's a marketing fucking funnel isn't it they don't really know what they're doing
i got this.
We were talking about this yesterday, actually.
Why didn't we ever run with the 721 narrative?
Because our number one problem in this space, to be honest,
is probably how expensive it is just to get anybody started.
It's always $30, $50, $100 to just learn how to use the shit, right?
So if IPFS URLs were inscribed as images and sold as like a secondary shittier
market it almost makes sense that you would onboard those people easier because they want
they don't care about provenance they don't care about any of this shit they just want to see
something go up from two dollars to fifty dollars and that's it right so like you could get the stuff
on chain cheaper if it was ipfs urls or like you know something like that like that i always thought
for the last two years we were we were going to have a run of like low low cost like you know something like that like that i always thought for the last two years we were we were gonna have a run of like low low cost you know is it though i mean if uh let's say a
creator already used like optimized recursion it's already smaller than on ipfs link
almost i'm just saying the culture of price right like everyone expects an ordinal's mint to either
be free or 50 bucks basically right like there's not really an expectation that everything is free
or everything is this everything is that because we already have we value the provenance and the
high you know cost stuff of putting any good art on chain but if you did ipfs urls you could
literally have the highest quality of art on the chain right like it wouldn't matter yeah but the the major value prop for bitcoin is the permanence right no no no no but it is
that is the biggest thing no that's what i tell our if you're just gonna start hooking ipfs shit
up then it's like motherfuckers might as well just trade on salon or it doesn't matter that's a very
that's a very insider take that's a very insider take like That's a very insider take. Like, nobody really gives a shit about that.
Like, beyond us.
It's a very insular take.
No, but that is the biggest value prop, so, for anybody coming in, it's like, oh, it's like NFTs, but it's going to be here forever.
No, the biggest fact that it's attached to the name Bitcoin, that's it.
That's what matters.
Nothing else matters as much as that.
Bitcoin is the biggest brand in the world for cryptocurrencies by far.
I like the on-chain aspect for sure.
But the new people, honestly, they want you to tell them what to care about.
They just repeat what someone else says.
A lot of times it's not even correct.
And you just see them repeating this retarded shit about small blocks are good and all this shit.
Let me take you back to all the
rare stats and pizza stats and
Hitman stats and
parent-child provenance.
Come on, man.
Are we saying nobody gives a shit about that?
No, bullish.
Bullish.
I would say nobody cares about any of that. No one bullish. Bullish. Oh, okay. No, I would
say nobody cares about any of that.
No one gives a fuck.
It's all just narratives.
It's all just narratives to sell collections.
Mumbling really wants to argue with us right now.
But at the end of the day, my point is this.
If you guys are trying to quote onboard people from all these other
chains, those people aren't going to come to this chain because
of Providence, guys. Come on.
They're just trading. They don't't care that's why they use solana
it's always been gay like rare sats are gay mate get him show him that you're the true legend sub
10k inscription founder no i i 100 agree with you jim the value prop is it's on bitcoin that's what
the value prop and it's very cool we can store it on chain.
The rare stats are cool.
Like, all these things are cool.
But the value prop is it's on Bitcoin, in my opinion.
I don't know.
You know what?
I kind of disagree with Wanky.
Like, quadrillions really isn't that much if you break it down.
You just got to think about it.
Yeah, there's only four quadrillion, like, Hitman stats, man.
Are you sure you want to spend it?
Yes, Xverse.
Actually, I think I would.
I somehow managed to have 10 billion in my wallet,
and I didn't even do anything about it, you know.
It's risky.
It's so fucking retarded, man.
It's just...
Go on, King.
It's just oh they you know they go oh but the collectors care about this kind of thing well there's no collectors here mate there's no collect even
psyoped you've been styled by people that want you they want your money that's what they tell
you oh you got to collect this this basically means give me your money It's in some way special Because I found one of these Four quadrillion sats
And I put it on that
It's not hard mate, it's not hard to find these things
They're everywhere
It's not even real
It's not even real
Think about that shit
We made it up
You know what I want to know
When gay sats
That's what I care about.
Right now.
Make it up.
Make up the standard.
Right now, and it's yours, buddy.
We did.
We did.
D-Gen, what's the...
Give us a project update.
No updates yet.
The theory is they would be...
Sorry, I'm eating.
The theory is they would be the padding of the opium. Yep. The theory is they would be, sorry, I'm eating. The theory is they would be the
padding of the opium. Yeah. And, but we literally talked about this how many times and everyone
agreed that no one would actually care. There'd be like 10 puppets that are like, oh, great,
gay sats. And then no one else cares. But you have to spend all this time building out an indexer,
hoping that, you know, one of the existing indexers are going to accept your pull request.
So you're saying there's a chance.
I mean, true, true, but it would be cool.
Yeah, you can't tell me it wouldn't be cool.
Like, you're right, but hey.
I think you're rocking, Zach.
Am I rocking to you again?
He's rocking.
Yeah, rocking, rocking, rocking, rocking, rocking, rugged, rugged, rugged, rugged, rugged,
rugged, rugged, rugged, rugged.
Everyone's rugged. Cynthia, bro, can we talk about this, guys?
Y'all need to admit Cynthia's art.
She needs to get to Vegas, because her fucking internet,
bro, she'd be trying to blame Elon all the time.
At this point, I don't even feel bad for her.
This is her internet, bro.
She needs to get a new internet company.
She'd be DC every 20 minutes from a space.
She does get ripped a she does get rough the room
hill uh hills don't worry about it i'm not being a misogynist i was just saying
uh she always goes down there has to reconnect and then says god damn it elon but it's like at
this point she disconnects so often it can't be elon you know me or cynthia or both of us
Me or Cynthia?
Or both of us?
Both of us.
You kind of just give up and don't come back.
But she kind of like
DMs people, kick me from the space.
It's a whole big thing
every 30 minutes.
Yeah.
There's just not good internet here.
Sorry.
I'm not going to blame Elon though.
Unless you have Starlink.
Dude, I bought Starlink
for whenever the
internet and the cable goes
down here all the fucking time.
I bought Starlink. Won't even connect.
That's how many trees and shit
there are. Thanks a lot, Elon.
Thanks, Elon.
Yeah.
I just want to take credit for kicking Eagle off the speakers
to replace him with Cynthia, even though...
Thank you, DJ.
It was me, actually.
I looked around and I thought, who should I kick?
And I thought, well, that's not a puppet.
What the fuck is that?
What even is that, PFP?
So a bit of racism going on.
But we've got a puppet up here so we all win hey though you know
hills at least that uh your twitter subscription is going to a good place you're getting your
value out of that right which one because i have like seven and i don't know which one is which
and it won't show you so like i think i'm still paying for like the puppet dow uh the bitcoin puppets one
mine and bullish terriers like uh my answer is yes yes yeah yeah so he's getting enough money
for me i think he'll be fine give us the lowdown then they don only in vegas hills i know you can know everything's going on
um what are we doing when we're doing it how we're doing it um i'm gonna give a winky sucked
you know these kind of things we need to know apparently you're getting spanked a lot you know
that right yeah i'm running i'm running from that shit i've got a bad back mate i'm gonna get spanked
well we got a paddle for you ready. Maybe it'll fix your back.
Maybe.
If he spanked me to the lower back instead of the ass.
Apparently, did you agree to allow neighbor to sell spankings?
Or was that just something he made up?
No, he asked me.
He was like, okay, they get a choice to spank you or wanky.
And I was like, yeah, neither of us are doing that.
Like, fuck no.
And then he went and asked wanky. i was like yeah neither of us are doing that like fuck no and then is it true
and then he went and asked wanky and he's like yes apparently well you complain to me oh i don't
do anything blah blah blah and i'm like being wait wait wait guys guys sorry i did you just
say i can buy the opportunity to spank wanky? Yeah, but you're not coming, so it's too late.
I'm changing my mind now.
Maybe I'm going to come.
Let's go, Lukey.
I'm this, you motherfucker.
Yeah, Lukey, you should definitely come.
And question, if I volunteer to be spanked, do I get a cut of the spank money at all?
Asking as a poor. You're going to get a cut. But you get 100% of the spank money at all? Asking as a poor.
You're going to get a cut.
But you get 100% of the pain.
Yeah.
Zero money, all pain?
I'm already living that life.
That's my reality.
That's my reality every day.
It's a performance art piece about the trenches.
Hills, all in all, how much money was raised?
You got me, Elmo.
How much money was raised to
give back to you are we 30 of the way there are we zero how much percentage of the money did the
community do their best uh with the poorness that they have in their wallets to help out with so
they so 3,800 was raised from um neighbors mint and so uh basically yeah so like basically that's covering the tattoo artist
for the party um the shipping freight to send all the free merch out there and then a pool cabana
day excuse me did you did you say tattoo artists for the party yep yeah my god uh hills how many thousands of dollars are
you still down though do we do we need to beg for more money while we have people here like
personally just me yeah i think i don't nobody else was down for all this shit so yeah who else
i don't know if i'm being uh listened to but i have like 30k i don't know 40. oh god all right so we need more art more cards more
buying more tricks oh god damn it this is okay whatever it's already gone just pump our bags
what 15 of the way there that's not that good we suck in like a few months it'll just be one
bitcoin puppet wouldn't it that'd be be 30k easy yeah well that's
what i did i sold one at 30 and then i just like put it in an account and that's what i've been
making the merch with that money so technically it was just one puppet which is cool but still it is $30,000. How many call-in pre-orders did you get?
Only like 30.
Yeah.
And if they didn't pre-order, they can't pre-order now, right?
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I was so busy printing the shirts and getting everything packed.
I ended up with 10 giant boxes, like 40-pound boxes.
And the plushies had come come and they were in two boxes and i was
a little bit over the amount for one box and i didn't have time to re re like package them so i
just taped it back up and sent them so there's whatever there's going to be like 20 there extra so how much are we gonna thinking that right imagine having a hospital
i think i think if you were charging 70 on the pre-order those ones that you extras you have
got to be 250 a person well the price of the pussy plushy is 50 it just cost i just added the 15 for
the shipping because i had to pay to overnight those two boxes from china and then pay
to ship them again to fucking vegas so hills is there a way that all the idiots who didn't pre-order
and then get like mad fomo when they're there can like order them while they're there and then like
get them shipped later but i would suggest a higher price yeah so. So, I mean, well, I'll have, I'll have the extra 20,
but then,
yeah,
they can order it later.
So I think,
honestly,
I think the rest of them are going to get here.
Well,
while we're gone.
you know,
you can also do is you could use those,
some of those plushies to slave people for three days.
I'll give you a free one tomorrow.
Yeah.
I'm also,
cause I guarantee you,
cause people are just like so bad
at like following directions and like seeing things and shit but like there's gonna be
infinite people once we're there they're like oh my god can i how do i get one
all the founders of every business that have all the money in their fucking bank accounts too
it'll be the number one soul yeah yon is like i get a free one right i'm
like okay fine jesus they didn't give you on free one no give yans free ones to dom free one to
dominic and say sorry i gave it to dominic instead i am he's told me to give it to dominic
yeah so i have i've just told y'all he only gets a fucking free one If he only shows
Pups
Gizmo, Uzi
In X-Verse
Like, and other
Puppet runes and things
And BRCs
But like, he just has to delist
All other things from X-Verse
You know how it nicely shows things
And like, let's see swap.
That's the condition.
Like dog to use the,
the puppet sex first logo or the gizmo one.
That's fine.
Yeah.
So what do we need to talk about?
Just what we're doing.
Yeah.
What's going on?
We're going to get there.
I'm thinking,
I'm getting there like pretty,
pretty much Tuesday.
Yeah.
Me too.
Tuesday. Well, me too. Tuesday?
Well, like bang on midnight.
So Monday.
My flight is 19 hours.
Ugh.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Sorry.
That sucks.
That really sucks.
So you're going to need a coffee?
Coffee or something?
A covfefe?
I'm just going to be fucked for the first couple of days, I think.
Absolutely fucked.
You know what you could do?
Here's what you do.
You sleep on the airplane.
Huh?
Huh?
I was thinking, oh shit.
After like six hours.
He's going to get there at midnight and be so away.
That would be super jet laggy.
Yeah.
The real trick would be to stay awake.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
I don't know.
Or take a nap.
And then you can just get adjusted super easily.
That's why I think.
You just get drunk right when you get there.
Yeah, that's a good plan.
I like getting drunk.
I was going to get sleeping, girls. I guess pretty early for vegas isn't it it'll be fine
some of us will definitely still be awake at that time it'll be fine it's like dinner
but yeah what are the sorry to interrupt everybody's interjections that are interrupting, but what are the key things that we should go to?
So I'll just tell you my schedule.
Basically, I get in super late.
I'm going to go to sleep because I have to get up early and get ready.
And then if you have a industry pass, you can go to industry day.
So that's what I plan on doing.
I want to go up to the conference.
I debated about leaking this, but we are sponsoring the conference.
Thanks to our generous donors who got industry passes, we were able to get a 10-foot- get a foot tall giant inflatable puppet that's
going to be like right inside the door so um i'll tweet out a photo of it and i'm so psyched to like
see it and get pictures with it and stuff so um i want to see it you know so that's why i want to
go on tuesday when it's not as crowded so so what we could do hills is have someone stationed there
taking photos of people with the thing or have people post the uh because there's the qr code
on the foot yeah yeah so we can maybe have them like on the tweet maybe tomorrow or something
be like hey if you see this thing here take a photo of it and then you know enter whatever
the fuck yeah yeah yeah i think we could just we should do like you want to call in a plush if you
yeah exactly exactly i think that'd be cute give away like you want to call in a plush a few. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
I think that'd be cute.
Give away like five or something and then you get like 100 of them.
Yeah.
So just tag Bitcoin puppets if you go take a picture with the puppet and post it.
That'd be really cute.
So I'm super excited about that.
Yeah.
And the best part is we get to keep it.
Do you think they'll give us a tiny little table to put stickers on next to it or no?
I don't know. I asked, but
I feel like we should
just do
what we did in Denver.
We should just steal
a table and put it there.
So I should go to all the
VIP areas around the
mainstay and leave a bunch of unscrupulous-looking puppet QR codes
that lead to a fart?
Yes, exactly.
Let's do a sticker concert.
Hills has 10,000 stickers, probably.
Zach, how many you got?
I don't know.
I got a goodly amount.
I don't know about thousands, but, like, yeah,
I got a bunch of the fucking fart QR drainers
left that I'm going to put around.
I know a couple other puppets
have their own stickers.
I think we're going to come out of here with like a
yearbook's worth of stickers, though.
Hell yeah.
Is there a
OMB party or
a node party?
Nah, there might be an OMB.
There's a dog party.
There's a dog party that I really want to drag
DGEN to. I think I registered
to that. I think I did. Hell yeah!
We're going to the dog party, motherfuckers.
Let's go.
I got an issue with this.
All of you guys are over here pre-planning everything.
You don't even know what the schedule is at all.
You're going to be in the middle of doing what we're talking about.
Let's drop what we're doing. Go 30 minutes across time. Fuck you guys. I'm going to the pool. I'm giving myself a goddamn modelo
Yeah
And means that could go and party with the boy the dog boys
He's just coming to the dog party. He just doesn't know it. It's pretty much just like a bunch of DJ Clitty people like all in one. Can you guys say hi to Leo?
From for me to see
Yeah, I don't think
I don't think he actually comes no, he's not what
What a surprise? Yeah, I was giving him a lot of shit for it, too, and just, like, goading
him to come, but
he must be, I don't
know if he's, like, just really
unattractive, so he's scared to show up,
or he thinks, you know, something will
happen to him. I don't know, but
he isn't showing up, but allegedly,
apparently Jan's gonna be there, and I think Trevor
should be there as well, but
no Leo.
Pussy-o. Well, so the other, okay, Apparently Jan's going to be there and I think Trevor should be there as well. But no Leo. Pusio.
Well, so the other, okay, so Tuesday though, the other, like there's the industry day and then I want to go see your kills.
You're talking it on a panel.
I want to go.
Yeah.
So it's industry day, and then I'm on the panel with Zaron and Jern and I don't know.
So it's, it's industry day.
I don't even remember who else, but at like 5.15 at Inscribing Vegas.
And then the Taproot Alpha little happy hour cocktail party is right after at the same location.
And then the late night party is right after at the same location. And then the late night night party is also there in the same building.
So, well, actually, I don't know that now because it switched buildings.
But we should probably we should probably check that.
So maybe we're not going to the dog party.
Damn it.
I don't know well i mean we don't have like the the the temperate
alpha thing ends early i think so i think it's only like six to eight or nine or something like
that so it's like a early happy hour cocktail thing so i'm pretty sure if you registered for
that you know obviously you have to get let in so even if you don't have a ticket so my guess is that you'll probably be able to catch a little bit of our panel if you're coming
for the top route alpha thing and you come a little bit early so um that'll be cool and then
the next day we are doing um well i don't know what we're doing. I'm going to the event to get set up and unbox
10 giant boxes of merch and make sure everybody's names is on their shirt so that it doesn't get
taken. But the puppet party starts at nine and it goes from, I don't know, they keep changing it from 9 to 2 to 9 to 3, but
I will be leaving at 2
probably because 3 is
a really long time
to be there.
So, I don't know, y'all will probably do like a pool day
then, huh?
Yeah, I'm jealous.
So, yeah,
maybe we just do like
early pool breakfast. Me and zach were joking about minecraft laptops
uh for oh yeah no that's in the pool whatever just anytime you know maybe sit down in the
lobby while you guys are waiting an hour and a half for some other fucking people
yeah you know i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna do a lot of uh saying'm going to do X and Y go to X and Y and Z
and then flaking out.
You know what you're going to do.
You're going to say,
oh, I'm just going to run up to my room real quick
because I left something.
And attend to my wood,
you know, or whatever.
But yeah, yeah.
I'm going to be an absolute flakosaurus Rex.
I'm just warning everybody now.
But, you know,
the main things I want to do is like the industry absolute flakosaurus rex i'm just warning everybody now um but you know i'd like really
the whole the main things i want to do is like the yeah like the industry thing you said tuesday
and uh yeah the panel and then the puppet party that's that's that's all i really want to go do
yeah i'm that we can just do pool and puppet party and then we can do um pool again on thursday so um i'm gonna yeah yeah just after that we're
just not leaving the pool yeah pool tuesday i might even be there early enough for pool monday
really you flying early huh i think i get there at three or something like that now you're closer
same time showing up at night when i could show up in the middle of the day
are any of you hitting the big gala on monday i'm not gonna be there in time
well no dj and i get in and like like i think early evening i feel like yeah yeah no but i'm
we're staying um like i think six of us are staying at the Encore.
So if you guys are still there, we might have a nightcap.
I doubt it, though.
I feel like I'm going to be exhausted.
Yeah, make sure you don't eat chicken.
Oh, God.
We're just not going to eat.
Make sure you...
Hey, also, Alpha.
Here's the Alpha.
Get your vitamins, little pack of vitamins. You're going to be dehydrated. we're just not gonna eat make sure you hey also alpha here's the alpha get your vitamin little
pack of vitamins you're gonna be dehydrated get some fucking uh hydration type concept whether
it's like your little hydro candy shit or whatever you're gonna be dehydrated it's gonna be 100 plus
degrees you and uh your girlfriend saved me big time in Nashville Legion I don't know what I'd
do without you she said to me she said do I need to give you some nausea pills for people?
That's hilarious.
Yeah, she literally saved my life.
I couldn't stop throwing up,
and she was like a miracle.
It's a rescue pill.
But luckily I have some now.
I have my whole kit of whatever,
nausea and throwing up and indigestion and all of the ailments.
Make sure you don't leave it on the table rushing out the door.
Yep.
It's in my backpack already, I think.
I just started like carrying it.
Already packed?
No, I'm packing up the merch, like one merch suitcase right now for like the people that did a pre-order.
And then I was like, well, it would be really nice if i gave them a nashville shirt and so now i have so much less
i know i have so much less room now so i'm trying to like smash everything in there and then i get
a dm from a couple people that are like can i get my can i get merch and then madness is coming now
yeah i saw that yeah uh who else i like every time i like every time i turn all the equipment
off and i'm like okay i'm done it's like okay go fire it back up yeah i'm pretty sure you guys
said there was 15 like ish there's probably like 30 ish people in my mind, actually. In our group? In our little, like, immediate friends group.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, just from feds,
we're 17 now.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we're probably, like,
You're right, yeah.
God, they know when we arrived, didn't they?
There's no reservations that are going to be happening this weekend,
by the way, or anything.
We're just going to have to do small groups.
Yeah.
Can we get 12 people in for six?
No. No. No, you can't.
I'm exclusively eating at
McDonald's and strip club buffets.
We're on a budget.
Also, can everyone tag Ghostload
below the space right now i think
this little pussy bitch has not been online since mr e kicked him off his space crying in discord
about boohoo uh putting a tom brady retirement post uh is this his way to try to get out of
vegas like a little bitch last minute i don't know but if he doesn't show up i don't say i think we
don't let him live it down i think if ghostload doesn't go to vegas because he's being a pussy
emotional little girl because he got kicked off of space because he supposedly did or didn't
say something about somebody else who gives a fuck you better show up to vegas you little bitch
tag him say that is he is he really that scared of like mr e and i because uh that's kind of funny
a little woman you know how that goes i mean that's an insult to women, all right?
That's an insult to women at this point.
It's been, like, days.
I've only had three likes on my post from him.
He hasn't said anything.
I haven't DM'd him.
I don't think other people have DM'd him.
I know he's hiding in Discord trying to train Colton to stop being poor and homeless,
but I don't think that's working out very well.
And he hasn't been on Spaces since that happened, Cynthia.
Wow.
I think the thing is, like, Ghost L is, like, what, four foot two?
And Mystery is, like, seven foot.
So if it came to, like, a few drinks, you know,
we're getting a bit rowdy and then it comes up again.
I don't think Ghostload stands much of a chance.
Well, I mean, if he's closer to my height, then, you know,
he could just fight me, I guess guess if that's what he wants to do
I mean it would be fairer
thank you for dominating
I mean
you know
can you pre-warn me if it does happen
so I can just get the camera out
maybe he shows up he says he's not there and he tries to be sneaky
low key we gotta figure out that's not happening.
We gotta not let that happen either.
That's very possible, too, I was wondering.
Ask everyone for their handle. Show me your phone.
Just let me see your Twitter.
Proof of ID.
Bro, he's got one of those voices.
He's got one of those voices,
though, you know?
Yeah, true.
Like, I knew Mr. E as soon as I heard him. So it's like, you know? Yeah, true. Like, I knew Mr. E as soon as I heard him.
So it's like, you know.
Also, to all you wizards down there,
have fun at your party
by yourselves, fucking losers.
Art, Yeezy.
Fucking losers, mate.
You losers down there.
De-brizzle, mate, you're gonna get wanked.
And Yeezy, you're gonna get wanked off as well, mate.
Watch your backs.
Getting handjobs from you.
Can we get them little armbands
so we know who's a wizard?
Little tattoos.
What color are they going to be?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, they'll be in costume.
Can we get some last-minute fake temporary Bitcoin tattoos for eye drops?
Like puppet eyes?
I wanted to do that.
And then I thought we weren't doing the tattoos.
So then I didn't.
Yeah, who's getting a puppet tattoo?
Can we do a t-shirt?
Is anybody in here going to get a puppet tattoo?
Okay, here's a t-shirt idea.
Or maybe a sticker.
I don't know, but it should be like,
I spent $18,000 on a Taproot Wizard,
and all I got was to stand in line for, like,
fucking four hours for a party.
How do we get you to get a tattoo while in Vegas?
I'll get the puppet small tattoo for sure.
Oh, you heard it here, boys.
Who else?
Who else?
Elmo?
Oh, dude, I i'm definitely i'm getting
hella tattoos what are you kidding me are they free hills of course they're free yeah okay well
i i mean i don't know i i want to see what the flash looks like obviously but i'm i'm the first
person to volunteer i got that free ross tattoo on my chest at the last thing yeah so are you
gonna get the tattoo on your ass though elmo i could do it yeah i'd be down to do it on my chest at the last thing yeah so are you gonna get the tattoo on your ass though elmo
i could do it yeah i'd be down to do it on my ass as long as you guys don't see my bow
i mean i need help with the flash but i mean basically like i have the all of the smiles
and then i have like the flames uh like evil one as well.
I don't know what else to do.
I just haven't really thought about it.
Cause this is so last minute.
Got to do a Bitcoin.
You got to do a Bitcoin face tat that we can allow people to get.
I would just put the B by their eye. Yeah.
A hundred percent,
man.
I mean,
if you don't have that,
Elmo,
you could get a puppet at a cocktail party. Elmo, Elmo, you should get have that, it's not. Look at a face tattoo from some rando at a cocktail party.
Oh, my God.
Elmo, you should get a puppet.
At Mike Tyson's house?
At Mike Tyson's house.
A puppet coming.
Get on your ass.
Get a puppet coming into your bum hole.
Okay.
I'm down for suggestions.
If anybody wants to mock up.
I'm just brainstorming here.
Okay, listen.
I'll put it this way.
If anybody wants to put out some
suggestions on what kind of tattoo i should get at the puppet party uh please feel free to drop
it in the comments below i will take serious i repeat serious consideration if they're good
and i might just get one tattooed on me so yeah throw it in there we'll see what's up
i'm gonna need a picture of your butt for accuracy, please.
And then I can work on some mock-ups.
It's big.
Good load.
Well, yeah, that's why, you know, we need a picture so that I can size it accurately.
Okay, do you want it next to like a basketball or like, I don't know, a couple coconuts yeah i mean anything that's kind of
standard is fine but just so you know because then i can put it pull it into procreate draw
directly on it and then really see how how that's the art's gonna look you know okay okay okay i
actually might just make a post later today so you guys can all just comment your shit
Give you some time to think about it
You know, but yeah, I'd be down. I want to see what people cook up
Can you like stick a banana up your butt so you know for scale?
Yeah, we can do that too. Maybe
Tattoo
Who's going full Takashi who could we get drunk enough to go full tekashi 69 on us
with the face tattoos though i mean i mean if bit god is coming big god is one of those pieces
for people i i had to talk about the tattoo chief are you bringing the i was assured he's not coming
which is why he didn't donate the money that he promised so if he is coming, he's getting clotheslined by me Damn 86ed
Chief, if Chief's coming and he brings the rig
We can get everyone stoned out of their mind
For their first time, they'll do it
They'll fucking do it
Damn, don't tempt me with a good time, bro
I feel like the rule should be
We should just make everybody
We make everybody sign a waiver
If you pass out
at the party you're getting the bitty face tattoo like you're you've agreed you've signed the waiver
bro if you give me a dab i'll be like totally getting a bitty face tattoo let's do it
but you have to come to germany claire have to do it she's a puppet a puppet has to do puppet
tattoos everything else is scam you know i know he's begging her in france i was like please
please fly over like we'll raise money to get you there but um she's like she just couldn't so that
sucks it's hard it's hard for people to get visas right now so it's brutal but you know like last minute
like a lot of uh our euro friends are coming so that's exciting well i know zek's single so if
anybody needs an h1 uh visa right i think that's what they call it head them up
specialty wet burritos wanky that was directed at you yeah i thought it was i was gonna say
you're in the department they don't mind gays yeah yeah true yeah very true yeah i know somewhere
like i don't know texas or something we get something can we get 92 to get a cheeky b tattoo on his ass come on guys cheeky cheeks
paddy what's up with that now we know what's up now we know what that nose is for if if 92 gets
cheeky b on it with the nose going into the bum hole.
Mr. E can, you know,
if he gets 10 minutes during the trip,
he'll do a cyborg tattoo on his ass.
I think these are all good suggestions.
Maybe I'll get a cock tattooed on my cock.
Let's go.
Go first.
You should get nice cock tattooed on your cock. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
In, like, Comic Sans.
Is there, like, a requirement of
puppet-themed tattoo sales, or can I just get, like,
a full blast free tattoo for six hours?
I'll do it. Don't make me.
If nobody else is wanting a tattoo,
I think we need, like, a little sign-up form.
And then if nobody else is wanting a tattoo, then
whatever.
I can finish my leg tattoo.
We can throw Mary Jane on my calf.
Hey, I got a lot of work that I can get done still.
I got skin left.
It's just degening.
In the chair for the whole thing.
Getting one of those Japanese back tattoos.
It's totally insane.
The whole fucking time.
Oh man.
I got the images ready and everything.
I'll just bring them with me on my email.
It's fine.
Like his entire back is just the two puppets kissing.
Like the jizz mouth.
Just full back tattoo.
HD photorealistic fucking realism puppet.
Photorealistic two friends puppet. Photorealistic
two friends photo.
Actual photo.
The kissing fucking realistic.
So these pools, they have bars in them, right?
Yes.
They do have bars, yeah.
What's your budget, Winky,inky for this trip i know you have
to spend a lot to come hang out with us how much you spending to hang out with us this time too
much way too much you need a lot of free drinks and free cheeseburgers or free coffees is that's
going to help you yeah well i was thinking about just kind of begging on the street like a three
thousand five hundred dollar plane ticket this time again didn't you yeah well no actually it
wasn't as bad as nashville i didn't fucking as bad as nashville that was a that was horrible but i think my plane ticket's like 350 so i feel
bad for you i think if you convert it mine was about 800 oh that's not that bad not yeah last
time why'd you oh you bought two tickets last time right yeah yeah that'll do it did you ever
get that refund no they don't refund me that
what a scam dude yeah never ever if you're gonna book a plane ticket never do it through some guy
on the phone never okay make sure you know because there's oh there's just too many airports you've
got too many airports and they're all called something funny they're all like just two letters
sort your life out put the whole name down stop being so vague
at least they're not called all ham airports right
the ham ports and port one and port seven yeah are you going to fly from west ham london london west
Are you going to fly from West Ham?
London, West Ham?
Yeah.
No, I'm flying from South London, mate.
From South London.
Also, Winky, Vegas is infinitely better than Nashville, I gotta say.
As an American, I was a little disappointed that that was your first interaction with, you know, not a beach.
You know, when you get to Vegas, though, it's a nice city, you know?
It's a nice city. know it's a nice city they
put the money into the city because they got all the money to waste on the city it's not bad i've
had mixed reviews when i asked people about it for people that have been some people love it some
people hate it it's like if you took new york in a theme park and then threw it into a desert you
know and minimized it yeah i got that there's like a load of you guys guys just like copy European stuff and put them in your places, don't you?
Like in Nashville, there's that big Greek pantheon thing.
And I was like, what the fuck is a Greek pantheon doing in Nashville?
Yeah, that was weird to me too.
That was weird to me too.
Yeah.
You love doing that.
You've got pyramids over there.
You've got the Elk de Triomphe.
You've got the other thing that we have in Paris.
The Eiffel Tower.
What else you got over there?
Have you got Big Ben? The Leaning Tower of Pisa. You got that
as well. You got everything.
You know what you don't got, though? You don't got a giant yarn ball
in the middle of nowhere.
True. That's right.
We do have our own culture here. That's a real culture.
We have Big Stone standing up.
We've got a gay boy.
A real gay boy.
Before Danny says anything, can everyone
comment below? Fuck Danny Charts, please.
Just for old time's sake. Thank you.
Why are you raising your hand?
Because he's Danny Charts.
He needs to be the center of attention and make 19
group chats a month what's up guys i miss you all how's it really coming to vegas you little
bitch uh not unfortunately not the weekend wow well dude the problem is is that you guys do
these things midweek and i have a job so i'm not you can do right for my dad and he doesn't let me
take days off oh that's illegal you could sue him for work for my dad and he doesn't let me take days off.
That's illegal. You can sue him.
That's even worse that your dad won't let you take any time off.
Other people are taking time off work.
You've got to fix that.
Danny, there's laws, Danny.
Do you need to understand the laws?
I can tell you the laws.
Are required to get PPO.
Child labor laws.
You are allowed to take time off.
You can take over the business bankrupt i know i know what's he gonna do if you just don't show up
you just don't show up is he gonna like fire you or is he just gonna be like
and just yell at you a bit and then it's over my dad will he'll probably beat me if i don't show up
you know you can do is he is he a techie guy seems illegal also he's uh he's kind of chubby is he a high tech does he understand like crypto at all
no okay so what do we do we say that someone stole your private keys and you have to go to
vegas to get them back don't even tell him where just have to go and get the private keys and
you'll be back by the end of the week probably.
You gotta meet up with the guy that got your private keys.
Bitcoin is going to Vegas now.
You can look it up. There's a conference.
Yeah, you gotta go meet the CEO of Bitcoin.
Is Puppet Master gonna be there?
Yep, he is.
Everyone's gonna be there. Everyone.
Except you. You're the only
one. And Leo. And Leo. You're the only one.
And Leo.
And Leo. You and Leo are the only ones, so you better show up.
Otherwise, you're just going to be uncool forever.
I would love to meet that guy in person because he's either like 5'4 or like 6'7.
And there's just no in between.
In reality, yes, he's 5'9.
You shouldn't have spoiled that. You ruined it.
All right, guys.'t have spoiled that. You ruined it. Alright, guys.
I made the tweet.
It's up in the nest.
Not only did I say that you guys could...
Well, this is for the flash art contest.
I want people to drop their best Bitcoin puppet style flash art in the comments and where they would put it.
And I'll pick the best one and i will get it
tattooed on me so yeah have fun do whatever go crazy can we bully can we do the same thing about
bully 92 please for a cheeky b tattoo we have to do it and who else needs to get bullied for a tattoo
we gotta bully these people hills you made the money the money's been spent god damn it
The money's been spent.
God damn it.
Get the tattoos, people.
We just have to give them some edibles, and it'll sort itself out.
A little shot with a little aspirin, and they're good to go for a four-hour sesh.
So, Elmo, this isn't exact.
It's more of a concept, if you will.
But I've posted it above.
Have you considered having a wasom coming out of your
asshole i mean would it be like protruding or would it be a tattoo like yeah it's like two of
it or are you talking about like i don't know but like like there's a there's like an image above
here that you know i mean it looks like you could have like but you know, is food for thought. Like, you could have, like, the hands kind of, like,
gaping it.
The key to this contest is I get to pick
which one I think is best.
And so...
Okay, Zach,
you've opened up this can of worms, Zach.
I want you to shave your armpits before you go there
because you're getting a wasom tattoo on your armpit.
Fuck that! No, no, no.
It's the cave! It's the wasom cave! What are you go there? Because you're getting a wasp tattoo on your armpit. Fuck that! No, no, no. It's the cave.
It's the wasp cave. What are you talking about?
Armpits.
Oh, my God.
You don't have any tattoos, do you, Zach?
I mean, not any that I've seen. I don't know.
No, no, no, no, Hils. You phrased it wrong.
You don't have any tattoos yet, do you, Zach?
Hey, hey, hey. no, Hils, you phrased it wrong. You don't have any tattoos yet, do you, Zach? Hey, hey, hey.
It's very painful, Zach.
It's very painful.
Extremely painful.
He hates needles.
He's terrified of needles.
Would you even watch someone get tattooed?
Like, you're just not even...
Hell no.
No, I will be...
No, I will be way away from all that.
I've got like 12-ish hours of tattoos.
The only painful part is the very first 30 minutes before your body numbs it out.
If you don't eat properly, then it's super painful.
Your pain tolerance is derived by the stuff that's available in your body.
If you eat well and stuff, and fruits and all this shit, you can get lower pain tolerance.
My pain tolerance is pretty high.
It's just conceptually I despise the thought of a needle.
It's someone taking a piece of metal
and scratching the top layer of your skin like a millimeter.
That's what it is.
They're like 12 inches long or something.
These needles, they go straight into you
and they mess you up stop it we are trying to get people to get tattoos wanky not scary of them okay
i feel like it should be a requirement you have to get uh my puppet smile if you want to come to
the party you have to get the heart you can get a tattoo in between your fingers that'll fade away
over time you can because your skin gets rubbed off.
That would be so painful.
Well, you can get a tattoo on the inside of your lip.
That'll fade away over time.
Like, I mean, you can do a lot of things that aren't permanent, I guess.
Depends where you put it.
But I think everybody, if you want a fucking airdrop, you know, proof of puppet tattoo on the finger, I think, you know.
Because then you could just put it over your lip, you know.
You put the puppet smile over your finger.
It's like a mustache, basically, but with your lips.
Aha!
Dude, what if you had the Bitcoin tear?
Like the Bitcoin face tat on one of your fingers?
That's a good one, too.
Yeah, I think that's a good one.
I might do that.
A little Zach Wassum would be good, too, as one of the flash arts.
You could do, like, a puppet outline of a head like a mickey mouse style uh with like a face like without the
you know smile in there obviously um world peace symbol um
uh what else what else well the beauty about this contest is i'm literally help had like
crowdsourcing a bunch of cool flash that we could possibly use for the party so that's cool you know
i mean i have ai so watch this thank you lukey by the way by the way i just want to
i just want to point out i've done 2472,472 runs on the Glyph app.
Has anyone done more than that?
I think not.
I am the number one puppet AI art creator.
Please kiss my toes.
Online, that is.
You be quiet down there.
You end user.
I'm a co-host.
Fuck.
Sorry, I got them with this rock
Begone end user
I'm just gonna keep commenting
On your post with more ideas
Do it that's what I'm saying
You have until Wednesday
Throw some shit up
Have fun with it
I'm not expecting any now
I wish I had more time because i would love
to design like a like really cool poster with all the flash on it and then i wish we could get it
printed that would be awesome bro you could just you could you could do some of like the main
traits too you know you do like a colt hat create like that's a cool standalone image yeah i have that
written down and then like the little um you best believe i'm getting that cool tat is there
going to be color or is it just black and white i don't know i haven't talked to them yet okay
wasn't wait wait wait wait wasn't there that the website where you could basically generate like
whatever puppet you want?
Maybe give that to the tattoo artist.
That would be cool.
She, him,
they, no.
Can you get a recursive?
I think
this
two puppets coming
to form a heart
would be really cool as like a like
a lower back how about we put a trance down okay well dude that's what i'm saying the the fun in
it is you also get to pick the place bro so if you're having good ideas give me a spot man i
gotta see the vision zach come on fuck you know what's so funny about that about the two puppets
and making the heart is bgs had a necklace made for me and i wear it all the time and then on my
backpack i have a keychain of that and people see it and they're like oh my god this is so cute. What is this? Not one person has ever figured it out or been like, what the fuck is that?
It's just like, oh my gosh, so cute.
A heart.
What are these monkeys?
I'm like, holy shit.
It's great.
Oh, man.
I still think earrings of those, that would be amazing too.
A gizmo tattoo, an Uzi tattoo, all the above.
Yeah, a gizmo and an Uzi would be good and easy.
What's the one that you have, Luki?
It's the elephant sucking itself off.
We could have a gizmo sucking itself off.
Sucking on its tail between its legs.
It's real.
It's the English
don't pleasure yourself
elephant.
It's also really badly done.
I think actually it would be nice
if Zach would do two people.
Like OG Wasm Art.
Dude, please donate Wasm Art. That, please donate Wasm Art.
That needs to be in the Flash.
I mean...
I'll get a Wasm Flash for sure.
I hereby permit...
Anybody can browse through the Wasm Collection,
and if they want to tattoo
one of those things on themselves,
by all means.
Or maybe
a cool script of like uh hail matriarch
or something that's also cool yeah but like yeah like a cool like font that you create create i
think that's not a bad idea i've got like i've got some like liturgies that uh on hand that could be food for thought.
We're all really food
for the matriarch.
Who's not up here to defend themselves right now?
Hallowed are her fangs.
We hallowed are her fangs.
BGS is not up here.
Oh yeah, BGS.
He can get a tattoo, I think, of a blind squirrel uh i think that was required with a puppet smile peanut with blind person
glasses and a cane um i think an uzi tattoo uh would be good with that as well yeah um maybe
a whole squad maybe we just get who's gonna get the whole marvel lineup of puppet characters mystery is in the audience but not up here because he's got family stuff
going on so he can't defend full-blown i think i think yeah for mr e three bitcoin cyborgs with
three yeah nine or 24 bitcoin puppets behind them depending on his pain tolerance he's canadian
another a little weaker
so it might not last long but we can get a good hour out of him he should get the uh elon musk
reply tattoo on him maybe eat sand eat sand eat sand that's a good one that's a good phrase
i think i'm allowed to speak as his proxy and uh i don't know if he's gonna do that
um what what if we do this india what if he got his
quote you know his famous quote you know the one there's a myth there's a grail bitcoin cyborg on
the floor yeah i don't know about that it's a little speech bubble you know it's funny but
i don't know it's gonna come from his armpit he He's going to open up his armpit. Oh my God, that's terrible.
You know what?
You know what?
He should just say that and then bend down and that exposes the great Bitcoin cyborg.
Oh, this ass.
I think how do you pull those that are in the lower back?
Somebody said it before he could have the cyborg standing on his butthole i think djn should get a bitcoin
cyborg tattooed on him he's all into tattoos already you've got a bunch apparently no no i
think i'm gonna uh no i don't think just get that in there. How about a wasi, Zach?
You done?
You getting a wasi tattoo, Zach?
How about a wasi holding a skyboard?
You just type in something in small, Zach.
Put it on your wrist like a woman.
You'll be fine.
On his wrist?
That's going to...
Wouldn't that hurt a lot?
I feel like your wrist would hurt.
I mean, there's not...
I mean, kind of, but not really.
Kind of, but not really like kind of yeah i
mean your arms don't really hurt that much because you're it's like exposed to the elements all the
time you know like it's more like the sensitive parts of your body that hurt with the sensitive
like where you get tickled the most is where it's going to hurt the most you know maybe zach is
really ticklish all over like under your under your rib cage? Yeah, the rib cage would be terrible.
Your spinal cord? That hurt, right?
Stuff like that.
I'd get a big puppet tattoo on my foot.
Yeah, see, there you go.
If the price was right.
Yeah, wouldn't that hurt, too?
I've heard the feet really hurt. You should come to Vegas.
Where's Swag?
Is that guy still alive?
Is he going to Vegas?
He's around, yeah. He was taking a little art break.
Yeah? I don't know if Swag is... I hope Swag's coming. I don't know.
If he goes, I'll try to go.
Hit him up and ask me if he's going.
He's a hard man to get a hold of.
He's back on Twitter. Like last week, he started tweeting again.
Oh, did he? Alright, awesome.
Wow, are the rest enough not good enough for you?
Geez.
I know, Danny's an asshole like that, you know?
Wait, yeah.
Cynthia, there's a reason we all say fuck Danny charts.
I'm going, yeah, I'm going, Danny.
Are you actually?
Yeah.
Yes.
Damn, what the fuck?
Told you everyone's fucking going but you.
You are missing out.
It's Monday to Thursday or something.
There's literally going to be 50 puppets in Vegas.
Literally.
Not joking at all.
But you're not going to...
No one's there on the weekend?
Monday through Friday, Saturday, basically.
Everyone leaves Saturday, Friday.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy.
What do you guys do on the weekend?
We go sleep at home.
Why are all these events during the weekdays all the time?
Because Vegas is way more expensive on the weekend as well.
Yeah.
Oh my god, it's so much more expensive on the weekend.
Oh, that makes sense.
Is this like a Bitcoin event or something else?
Or is it just a Bitcoin?
Yes.
Bitcoin conference with other events.
Oh, okay.
Why don't you just tell your dad you have COVID. You have COVID you have kovid you're dying and you can't come to work
all week you're just fucked and he's never gonna know
then you gotta work on your acting it's's gonna be like, oh, I hope you're better. And you're like,
what's the tattoo you got in your face, man?
What's...
Why do you have a penis on your face?
Son.
Son.
Answer.
What's going on?
Did it leak?
Of course I had a chance.
You know, if you've only noticed...
Oh, man.
That would be difficult to explain.
What?
It's part of the treatment.
We can make Steve get a tattoo.
Oh, you're gonna.
It's a hard time, I guess.
That'll be easy.
It'll take like 30 seconds.
Let's start wrapping up.
No, Wanky, don't do it.
The shop closes in half an hour. I want to get another beer. I's start wrapping up. No, Wanky, don't do it.
The shop closes in half an hour.
I want to get another beer.
I want to chill out.
Enjoy my evening.
I'm still at tomorrow all day.
I'm packing my bag.
I'm going to make myself look pretty.
I'm going to shave my nutsack.
I'm going to wax my eyebrows off.
I'm going to shave my head. I don't want any hair on me for Vegas at all.
It's going to be too hot for that shit. Save me for the for vegas at all it's gonna be too hot
for that save some for the rest of us um buy some cheeky b you broke motherfuckers and also uh
i think we're gonna close the uh the vegas card uh on ordex soon so get it now for if you want
to donate to hills thousands of dollars she's down if you don't no big deal you're poor we get it
it's fine um and then uh, I guess that'll be that.
And we move on to the next fundraiser next time.
Beg you guys for some more money to buy you guys some more free drinks later on.
Yay.
Are you guys staying at the Motel 6?
What hotel?
We're all staying at the Motel 6s.
That's crazy.
The puppets at the Motel 6.
Sick, bro.
Floor prices are down, dog.
What do you mean?
Bro, I'm staying in the underground tunnels.
I don't know about you.
You dumped on us, Danny.
You dumped on us.
Alright.
Right. Right. That's it. Zach, it Zach you can say before we close up um I just like to take a moment to shame the Bears for
their absolute disgraceful and poor behavior which has led them down a path
of no return the utter destitution good job you sidelined yourselves um yeah
yeah eat a fucking bag of dicks eat a bag of dicks and stay poor you bearish bearish cunts
we're gonna back well we're retesting 110k as soon as that's done. Yes, welcome to the stage, sir. Do you want to try to delay the inevitable closing of the space?
Yes, I do, actually.
My question is for you.
As the number one dog influencer, tell us a little bit about your event during BTC Vegas.
Yeah, so I've actually decided that the dog is bearish.
Sheiky B crossed billion and two billion before dog did.
It only took Sheiky B like a weekend of effort.
He hacks nation states further.
Thanks for that, D-Gen.
We'll see you again next week.
Love you guys.
Bye-bye.
Have a good weekend, Con.
Have fun in Vegas! What the fuck?
So they headed to Vegas, that's your experience for Vegas to make it happen.
What the fuck is this music? that's Oh, big fun times in, and mystery is looking for,
generation on bottom, the horniest guy on the XF,
about to be the horniest guy on my back. I'll see you there.
I'm the one with the brain.
And just dream small.
I see a single note or a wizard there.
I'm gonna stop my sex offender at all.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, make it so soon, oh I'll see you.
Just remember, please don't wash.
You know how daddy likes it when you're notching him off.
See you.
