Bitcoin Puppets Presents: STABLEWIZARD LIQUIDITY INJECTION

Recorded: March 29, 2025 Duration: 2:08:13
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Short Summary

The crypto community is buzzing with excitement as the Taproot Wizards inject liquidity into the market, driving growth and optimism among investors. With significant price increases and innovative fundraising strategies emerging, the narrative is shifting towards a bullish outlook for the Ordinals space.

Full Transcription

Thank you. you
taproot wizards save the ordinal space.
Injecting liquidity right into your face.
Now the entire market is pumping fast.
The taproot wizards saved our eyes.
Thank God for you, the end of the team.
Bet you all feel bad For being so mean Just check my bags
I'm up for TK
And the wizard pump
Is leading the way
Thank God for taproot wizards.
Not gonna lie.
I think they might bring world peace.
Of course it's gonna make me feel alive.
I can feel it in my past
It won't let me sleep
I can see who I've been 2.2
It doesn't seem that much
When you consider all this liquidity
They should have been 0.5
Imagine how much we could have pumped
If you didn have made them far
We could have felt the light
Oh, thank God
For ten-brook winters
All back by the way!
BJ, BJ, BJ, you cunts.
BJ, BJ, cunts. BJ, BJ't bj bj cunts bj bj cunts my god thank god for those taproot wizards they saved
ordinals they injected the liquidity into the markets just like the song said it literally
said it right there in the song uh incredible that's exactly what happened i mean we were
anticipating this mint for two years um you know they went for 0.2 now they're like what happened. I mean, we were all anticipating this mint for two years. You know, they went for 0.2. Now they're like, what, 0.85? Everything else is pumping around it.
The entire Ordinals market is just soaking up the liquidity like never before. We're all
fucking rich as fuck. I'm so glad this happened. It's just like the fables they were saying all over Twitter.
It went exactly like that.
And they were all rich and retired.
So thanks, UD.
Yep, the ancient Bitcoin whales came.
They swept the floors.
Everybody made like 30 Bitcoin on each one of those things.
And yeah, now we're all buying castles
thank god for the taproot wizards really saved us when we needed it oh you'll have to see it
you'll love to see it how's your wizard by the way zack i don't think i've seen it
uh hey um i'm sick Don't pick on me.
I'm here for moral support today, but I'm fucking quite sick.
So, fuck off.
Oh, poor Zicky.
Okay, we won't pick on you today.
I hope you feel bad at the stream, Zach.
Did you? Did you see my wizard?
No, I haven't.
Get your wizard out.
Okay, let me get it. Let me get get it i paid 0.3 uh i'm
gonna pin it up top real quick all right uh you'll see it in just a second um oh oops that was the
wrong one oops i accidentally pinned my ordex advertisement for my quest number 69 uh card
sorry sorry my bad let me find the wizard oh i found the wizard i found the wizard okay i spent 25 000 on this don't make fun of me okay i can't pay my rent this month
i'm poor now but at least i own uh a cool kid wizard like everyone else
that's pretty cool man i like the lack of color it's like an omb pretty much isn't it
it's like an OMB pretty much, isn't it?
With Starbucks.
Now you get it, yeah.
We've got Pete up here.
I know Pete.
Pete, you got a wizard, didn't you?
Also, I feel bad.
I feel bad.
I just need to admit,
I just completely lied about that.
I didn't actually buy that.
I just, I farmed the timeline
with someone else's purchase
and I got 130 likes.
So if you want free engagement,
just add, just completely lie about the things you buy.
Every time you see someone buy a big, you say,
Hey, I just bought this $57 million fucking Picasso painting.
You should follow me.
And then you get like 50 followers every time.
That even goes for puppets as well, too.
You don't even have to buy a puppet.
You just post a meme with a puppet on it or just say,
This is my quant or something.
And you're going to get aload of uh engagement just from that you don't even have to buy the puppet that's the crazy thing see that's what you guys failed to realize was that my whole
thing with the wizard was a masterful troll i just like d, I was just fibbing it was the fibbing
notchy sequence that got us
the fibbing notchy
sequence, definitely didn't bite you
cats, definitely didn't
it was all a trick
it was all a fucking trick
holy shit, the master of the wassums
got us, Wasson father.
He's absolutely fooled us all.
But thank fuck for those tapper wizards.
You know, they brought so much liquidity.
Wizards save the ordinal space.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Injecting liquidity right into your face.
That sounds kind of fun.
Now the entire market is pumping fast.
Taproot wizards Save your ass
Thank you, Yudi.
Thank you, Yudi.
I will admit I did buy a wizard today,
but it was an unsanctioned wizard for $100.
It looked way cooler, and it was $100.
And I was like, you know what?
I'm going to buy myself a wizard.
I'm going to treat myself to a worthless ordinal,
add to the pile of 575 other worthless ordinals I have.
So that when I look back at this,
I don't think that I wasn't part of the wizard community
at some level, you know?
What a legend.
The unsanctioned wizard, you know,
because they were, you know, those wizards,
those Bitcoin wizards,
they said no unsanctioned collections.
And then boom, what happened?
Unsanctioned wizard.
So they just said, fuck the man and rebelled.
And you just pick one up for $100.
Holy shit.
And then I realized, like, right after I did it,
that the other one I was going to buy was, like, 10 times more rare.
And someone else bought it, like, 10 minutes later.
I was like, fuck.
Like, I just didn't even look.
I bought the wrong one.
When it's rarer, right?
When they're rarer.
It's much rarer, right?
Yeah. Much rarer It's much rarer Much rarer
Someone didn't enjoy this one as much as the other ones
You just can't say rarer without it sounding absolutely fucked up
Anyway, Pete hasn't fucking piped up yet
What's up Pete
What's up, Pete?
What's up, gays?
Oh, just being gay, you know?
Doing gay stuff.
Yeah, so it goes.
So are you excited about this massive liquidity injection we've had into the market?
Everything's fucking pumping.
Yeah, seeing 21.2% listed on a 2k collection um is really interesting i like
the wizards dude i like hoodie i think that positive you know like overall net positive
like is it a lot of money yeah it's all like an absurd and obscene amount of money i don't
necessarily enjoy giga wealthy i feel like dan held and eric wall are both um overwhelmingly rich
and they just like keep richer, which is fine.
Open market.
There's a demand for the product.
They're smart enough to capitalize on it, and I'm not.
So really, I'm just sitting here wanky, paying my taxes, thinking, why can't I draw on Microsoft Paint and make $30 million?
Are you speaking to us from the wizard realm
uh because it sounds like that no i don't have a wizard nope so here's the problem did you get
sucked in you'd have to pay taxes on the 30 million dollars too you know so i mean you'd
still be mad no i'd be fine paying taxes on that you know no the beauty of it is that you don't even have to have original art.
You don't even need to be an artist.
You can just take,
like Maven's bots art,
and just sell that.
or like that one motherfucker,
Tom tried to sell X copies art,
but the fucking puppets put a stop to that.
he's still doing it.
He lied on the timeline.
Fucking lied. What? He lied. People lied on the timeline. He lied. He fucking lied? What?
He lied. People lie on the timeline?
It's impossible.
Can we write this down
somewhere?
My pearl necklace over here.
Absolutely clutching this pearl necklace.
We're painting those pearl necklaces and we're clutching
them and let me tell you what i think i think taxes are a scam and we shouldn't allow them
to tell us what we can like like they shouldn't allow us to pay tax like this should be criminal
yeah you know the crazy thing is like i saw this thing right it was like a meme and it said
americans back in like 1776 when the king tried to put like a two percent tax and it's like they're just going to war and
shit and it's like americans today paying 40 tax and it's just like this is good this is good or
something like that uh so what the fuck happened right yeah man yeah we got here you know what
let's do as well mystery they go oh you know we've got freedom of speech
over here if you say one wrong
thing about someone you get sued
yeah right freedom to
get your ass fucking sued
to get fucking sued by everyone else around
you at any given time
how do you like this freedom it's like game theory at all
times you know is this
motherfucker gonna sue me cause I fucking
yeah I mean you guys know the alpha on getting sued right just don't show up to court and like they can't sue you
sounds like a way to get taken to collections immediately uh okay but you can't what are they
gonna do if you have a job if you can't take your money so what's the point i mean what are
they really gonna do what if you just tell them can I settle these debts in puppets? Yeah, I got troll coin. You want some troll coin?
You just say, hey, I know I haven't got much yet, but I've got this wizard.
And it's going to, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, mate, it's going to be at least five big points.
Are you going to cut us off in two hours today?
Because I've got a couple of things we should cover, honestly.
We're running out of time already, I feel like.
Always with the schedule.
You're going to love this.
You're going to love this, Winky.
You're going to love this. This gonna love this you're gonna love this
this is for you okay donnie gave me a good idea shout out donnie for putting me onto this alpha
uh quantum cats are going to fucking cascade to zero and and uh because uh look at wizards right
now and then everyone's gonna be looking for that they don't need the cat no more like type shit
like they already got what they got out of the cat they just wanted the cats to get the wizards boom zero what if there's a different angle on that though DGN because what if there's
this didn't the team say they're keeping 200 cats right so what if they keep dangling the carrot
for people by still up because they said we haven't seen all the quantum cat traits yet
meaning there's more evolutions coming why would there be more evolutions coming if they had served their purpose what if there's still going to be evolutions that give us
golden cape cats and then therefore free fucking wizards so it kind of becomes almost like a
charlie and the chocolate factory thing where people don't want to sell because what if they
sell and it gets a wizard oh man what do you think of that coming to a blockchain near you in 2027 yeah charlie and the wizard cat uh blockchain fuck yeah
you think there could be more ponzonomics coming from this
because i was trying to explain the nft ponzonomics yesterday on my space and people
got really triggered by it like it was something doesn't happen all the time like everyone does it um but there is still there's still time right i
mean we had to buy two cats lock up two cats get one wizard could you lock up two cats and a wizard
and get i don't know a dog yeah yeah yeah yeah no i'm gonna i'm gonna keep this short because it
hurts to talk but like i i'm ascribing to the thesis of, yeah, the dog is the next, like, it's going to be the Nomad Magical Hound Collection as the next carrot in the Ponzi-nomics.
If you know, you know.
That's got to be it.
That has to fucking be it.
And also, shout out to Woofs, right?
Lukey's, Lucascoms incredible woofs collection it's
magical hounds the most magical hounds on the blockchain so let's fucking go baby
surprise he's not here actually i saw him earlier snooping about
he was lurking was he he was lurking yeah i'm just gonna out you right now brother you sent me
at an ethereum nft and now you want me you sent me a bitcoin address to send it back to you pete i'm just gonna out you right now bro you sent me an ethereum nft and now you want me
you sent me a bitcoin address to send it back to you pete did you get here yesterday
he wants you to teleburn it
that's exactly what it sounds like he wants he He wants you to tell him. No, Kyle.
I'm sorry.
Is that not beef?
Is that beef?
I thought that was beef.
It's his troll alt.
We love beef.
We absolutely love that legend.
I had a big intro lined up for beef, but now you throw me off.
You throw me off. Fuck. He was going to do had a big intro lined up for beef but now you throw me off you phone fuck he was gonna do like a big you know wrestling no i'm sick and grumpy and i'm just not gonna be
here i'm just gonna be booting people all right well do you know i'd like to ask anyone with the
wizard in the audience to come up and talk about their wizard and what they're bullish on because
you know we're all a bunch of fucking jaded assholes up here.
And I'd like a little bit of sunshine.
I'd like someone to come up and go, you know what?
I really like my wizard.
And all these good things are coming.
Like the magical dog and probably a token.
Token stuff.
Here we go.
Here's one.
Well, I see Cynthia's got her hand up there.
What do you think of that, Cynthia?
Thank you, Mr. E.
I just wanted to actually talk about my wizard.
I actually was able to get a wizard.
You know, I'm down bad and everything.
I'm just an artiste.
I'm a poor artiste, but I was able to secure a wizard.
It's a really special wizard, actually. It's kind of like a very, very unique,
rare, it's rarer with the rarer traits. I'm going to post to the top here. And I think it's
an absolutely fantastic wizard. I'm so happy with this one.
He's just great.
He's he's holding the rare, you know, long penis trait.
It's a penis and he is adorned with cats.
It's just I love this one.
It's I think it's the best wizard out there.
It's it's called a not just a taproot wizard.
It's a cat root wizard. Oh, my God. A cat best wizard out there. It's called not just a taproot wizard, it's a catroot wizard.
Oh my god, a catroot wizard. Wow. You've seen it here. I'm looking at this catroot wizard. It's absolutely phenomenal.
This is actually looking better than the taproot wizards themselves, to be honest. It's incredible.
It's actually hand-drawn. That's one of the reasons I think it's even better it's fully hand drawn just freehand uh it was not a generative piece at all
we love the hand drawn art fuck the generative and uh well you know what and it's look at that
it's just filled with magic there's cats there's cats. This is at least worth one to ten Bitcoin, at least, I think.
Thank you, Misery.
I thought so, too.
There's even a magic mushroom.
Like I said, it has that penis scepter.
So I think this is it.
Are you aware you're going to get a lawsuit soon?
Well, I can't wait.
I can't wait.
That way, you know what i could um i could tell udi what i really think and he'll have to listen because um i'll be being deposed or something so
it'll be a good time you know you gotta make a collection call it illegal wizards or something
and uh yeah it's like not fuck unsanctioned. This one is actually illegal wizards. And that's...
Crime wizards.
Crime wizards.
Oh my God.
Start asking Trump for a pardon ahead of time, honestly.
You know, I'm not American though.
So I don't know if that's part of that.
I don't know if I could ask him for a pardon.
Well, you should ask...
But I'll ask anyway.
Carney. His name is Carney. He's new. new because we're just like because we're a fucking circus
yeah that's exactly why he's welcome to the fucking show
grab your popcorn
well i really do like your wizard.
I think it's probably...
It's one of one, right?
Absolutely.
That's a one of one.
Ten Bitcoin.
I'm so happy you like it.
That means a lot to me.
I can't see hands, by the way, Mr. E.
You're going to have to guide me.
I'm blind to hands today.
You know what?
I can't see a single hand.
I'm not seeing any hands
either but i did see madison come on up there and she does have a wizard so i think we're about to
get madison how much did you pay for that wizard i heard a quick rumor from you yourself an hour
ago that you got it for free from a sim um hey everyone happy saturday Hi Wanky, Mr. E, Zach, Cynthia, Degen, Trill, Lies, and Grace, and X-A-Q, everyone.
Yeah, so we actually dowed that we pulled the .2 together from an investor, and i was uh had the white list so we just did it like that
and that's that was a very innovative way to get a wizard i just had to make it happen you know
so you're technically sharing this wizard yeah uh so you're basically poor
does this simp want to remain unnamed or is he out here in the audience right now?
Can we play a guessing game for five seconds?
The Investor?
Yeah, the simp Investor, yeah.
No, he's like in the telegram trenches.
Okay, okay.
So it's not Paul.
It's not this Paul guy down here.
Tom's Kinson, he looks like a fucking sugar daddy type.
Yeah. I don't even know his name i just know his telegram at so i'm gonna be hitting you up for those tips and tricks on uh those getting those investors
um so yeah you got a pdf you can sell us madison we could use that pdf we would inscribe it on chain
dude i actually got super lucky because um so i did my my video and i got got the whitelist i was
like oh my gosh like this is super cool didn't have the point too and i was like hey like you
just give this whitelist to someone else that can, like, afford it. And then, like, the other hamster in my brain was, like, no, fuck that.
Like, you can do it.
Just, like, find someone that can, like, wouldn't mind to share it.
So I reached out to my friend, like, the night before the Met.
And he was, like, all aboard.
He was like ready to do it. And then he thought about it and he pulled out like in the last like 20 minutes before the mint. And I was like, bro, this sucks.
He was, like, ready to do it.
And then he thought about it.
this invest tour and like reached out and the dude was like yeah like let's do it and um thankfully
like it took a couple more blocks for but by a couple i think it it didn't the mint didn't really
end until like like 5 p.m or something um so we had some like leeway to work with but um but yeah it was like kind of like very lucky
was that the um the auction or oh yeah whitelist switched you up three percent
um yeah well the good good thing about it is when it's not your point too, you are not as stressed out about it.
So we're just kind of chilling.
Told the investor, like, hey, it's your call, dude.
Like, whatever you want to do, you know, whenever you want to get out, like, it's your call.
But he's kind of just chilling.
So, which is, like, really cool for me because I think anyone else would be freaking out.
That's genius. That is genius.
I wish I had loads of other people's money just to spend on shit.
I'd be buying everything.
Yeah, it's a good strategy.
I think you should try it.
But I'm kind of bullish, obviously, on the Wizards.
I think that they're going to come out with the token.
I don't know what kind of standard they're going to be using.
If it's going to be...
Obviously, it's not a rune, right?
It's maybe something...
Are they creating their own protocol?
Is it going to have to be with OpCat?
Like, what is it? But we know that there's going to be
one because in the like the the storybook art like they had posted like a little uh guy
grilling a steak with like laser eyes it's like oh steak ink so that's like i was like okay so
like well either is this like when people see on on social
media when i see people writing sixes on pictures and they circle little parts of the photo and
they're like oh look at all these lines look at all this is guaranteed that this guy is connected
to that guy and so and so fucked his wife because you can see here they're holding hands is that
what's going on here medicine yeah exactly. Just interpretation through the art and just kind of connected the dots.
And then Rendell had posted about planting potatoes and Farr commented on it.
And it's like, oh, this is alpha.
Like, and just put those two together.
It's going to be an L2, isn't it?
It's going to be an L2.
Everyone wants an L2 and it's gonna be an l2 everyone wants an l2 right guys don't have enough of them we need we don't have enough yeah we need more l2s actually yeah we need it we need a wormhole of bitcoin we need that to happen
what do you think uh Blind Gaze Grill?
What are you thinking about this?
I think it's been a really exciting week in the Ordinal space.
I'm quite enjoying all of it.
What did you enjoy the most?
I don't know.
It's a hard pick.
I feel like just...
It feels kind of good
that the Taproot Wizards are distributed because
that was just kind of like a like a big thing kind of almost hanging over the space.
Like it's nice to get some resolution to that.
But I also enjoyed the Grifters conversation earlier, the X copy whole saga there.
I don't know.
There's just always something entertaining to watch unfold in this space.
And I think it's a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah man you always got like a pretty base take on things too
so it's like i always uh i always appreciate hearing like what your perspective is too and uh
fuck yeah it's just uh yeah there's always something there's always something going on
that grifters thing was so funny like because uh then tom released that tweet at the end. He's like, okay, fine. No grifters on Bitcoin.
I don't want to be a villain or whatever.
So it's like, okay, the puppets.
It's just like when the puppets got the down vote button off or whatever.
It's just like puppets win, right?
Off Or.io.
You know he's still doing it though, right?
Guys, it's right in the name. It's right in the name, right? Is he still there?
It's right in the name.
It's right in the name.
It's right in our faces.
Yeah, it was right there the whole fucking time.
That's crazy.
Even after he said he wasn't going to do it, still doing it.
That's crazy.
Wait, so is it socially acceptable?
Or are we going to be like witch hunted if we met one of these?
Witch hunted.
Absolutely.
Yeah, I've been taking notes.
Wizard-hunted even.
Wizard-hunted.
I remain taking notes.
You can either be part of the Timu Cabal or the Puppet Cabal.
We don't have double agents around here.
Yeah, I'm going to just talk on this real briefly because I think a lot of people continually miss the point on this conversation and it was frustrating to me.
Okay, I'm just going to speak for myself because there were a lot of opinions for a lot of people on this shit this week.
And it was really funny.
But my opinion, because yeah, I just want to speak for myself.
Clone copy things are cringe they always
have been cringe uh like cloning punks onto bitcoin cringe uh cloning apes onto bitcoin
cringe lazy stupid pointless not saying you can't do that it's a permissionless fucking blockchain people can do
whatever you want you know but like it's cringe it's cringe and it's lazy and it's gay
you've got to add gay but don't pop it's like that kind of thing? It's actually very straight, I think.
Yeah, exactly, Winky. It's more straight.
Yeah, yeah.
There's good gay and bad gay, isn't there?
It's really like AIDS.
You know, you can have good AIDS or bad AIDS.
You know, I'd be real curious to hear BGS's take on it.
I think you laid things out nicely i think that the sticking point is not whether or not it should be allowed right it's permissionless anybody can do anything
i just think the ordinal space in particular has a an originality and creativity problem
like the entire protocol was basically birthed as a place
where people were just taking stuff from Ethereum
and putting on an orange background or even not
and just dropping onto the chain at a lower resolution,
thinking like the artistic value prop is immutability,
which I don't think anybody should value immutability
over creativity and originality.
And I think that
this whole grifters thing is just like a continued iteration of that which i just personal again
personal opinion i don't think it's very interesting and not something that i would
want to participate a question for you big yes sir um so he is he or is he not uh the modern era uh andy warhol oh god oh god see that's the thing and it people got so bogged down
in the weeds of like but it's cco but this and that but the details but the money blah blah blah
and it's like yeah at least from my perspective like none of that fucking matters it's like you
can do it if you want it's just, be prepared to get roasted for being fucking cringe
as fuck. Like, it should be,
I don't know, there should be a
fucking immune system against cringe
on, on, on.
It's fucking,
it's that, though. It's like, none of the other, like,
like, yeah, obviously it's CCO.
You can do it if you want.
What if my Twitter handle is cringeartist?
It doesn't make it not cringe.
More or less craced.
Also, too, though, the Andy Warhol comparison,
the interesting bit about what he was doing
was that it was a comment on commercialism and yada yada.
That's very different than taking another artist's work
and just one-to-one copying it.
You're not iterating on the idea at all.
It's not an
interesting commentary on anything it's just kind of like lazy yeah i really like that point that
you made about uh how like you know permanence isn't worth compromising like artistic integrity
i think that's that's a really fucking like i forget exactly how you said it but like that was
a banger point right there but like again like people could do it it's i'm you know it's nobody's saying you can't do well actually some people
were saying you can't that that's that's i don't know that's a bit retarded uh but it's just cringe
and i'm not gonna buy it you know because like fuck that but that's my opinion i'm just a fucking
puppet indy warhol worked as a commercial artist for a long time as well,
before he started kind of doing his own art.
So that's also something to note where he was involved in lots and lots of
the commercial art at the time.
And so I think, you know,
he was in some way commenting on his own experiences as well as a commercial
artist that's a very interesting take there as well and uh yeah whereas like what's the what's
the message being conveyed here that like oh i just took a collection from eth and just literally
put it on bitcoin it's like you know you could make up all kinds of like you know narratives for
it like whatever but at the end of the day it's just like yeah well they just inscribe it and reserve it for
x copy yeah i know he said like i know he said like he didn't respond i guess or whatever
when they reached out but like then don't do it or do it and then just have it inscribed and be
like look this is important if you want it we're holding it for you or just run a mint i guess and run a grift
either way it got people talking right like it's very interesting right because extremely polarizing yeah people got so big mad over over it was very very entertaining to me i gotta say
as someone like you know i'm not an art fag i couldn't care less about
pictures um so when it all kicked off i was reading the group chat like oh i just can't be
with this and then i start a space the next day and then it takes over my space and i'm like oh
god well there were like 12 fucking things about it it was so funny. Oh my god.
You gotta wonder if that is like,
was that a genius kind of marketing
move now? Because he's got eyes on him now.
Tommy could come up with something else.
I don't know if those are the right eyes.
Strysand affecting it, basically.
Yeah, for sure.
We got Duke up here as well, mate. Duke. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure. We got Duke up here as well,
You there,
What are you saying,
What are you saying,
What are you saying,
You all right?
What are you saying?
You all right?
Having a nice fucking evening
talking about fucking wizards and that, are we?
You made one, have you?
Spent your fucking life savings on one, did you?
You enjoying it?
You enjoying it?
Looking at it in your little fucking
third-party fucking Bitcoin wallet
on your Google Chrome hire?
Enjoying that, yeah?
Can't be chatting shit about them, can I?
They've got way more money than me. I've got to be very nice to them. Like, wow, actually, I enjoy that. Yeah. Nah, can't be chatting shit about them, can I? They've got way more money than me.
I've got to be very nice to them.
Like, wow, actually, you know what?
Actually, Wizards, you know, this is a good project, actually,
because actually all the holders have loads of fucking money.
So I want a little piece of that pie, if you're giving me an arm saying,
I'm saying.
So, yeah, yeah, Taproot Wizards, probably number one collection,
at least for the next six months.
It's actually number four across all chains, which is bullshit.
So this should be one.
Ordinal's number one, or at least Pudgy Penguins is above Taproot Wizards.
And that's, I hate this top five, bro.
There's laser cannon.
It's terrible.
It's a sign of the times, man. It's a sign that there really is not that many aesthetically.
What do you call it? Connoisseurs. There's not enough connoisseurs in the collecting space.
Too much shit at the top. Even after a 90% dump on puppets, we're still number 18 in the world relax just take a deep breath it's gonna be fine
it's fine by puppets are number one in the world on as far as puppets and oh yeah five hell yeah you know i've got i've got a complaint i've got a possibly polarizing question for the room
uh so i mean obviously the top two collections should be puppets and opium right but like what are the next three what should the top five be let me hold on let me see my magic profile
I like sleepy heads I got a lot of I mean the sleepy heads are one for fuck
sake sleepy heads keys come on get a fucking accuse in your fucking mouth
some amazing artists made the ordinal wassies last year i don't
know who did that but he's a g um what a legend there's also a bunch like i have 36 different
puppet derivative collections there's plenty of art for everybody guys come on so many puppets
excuse me what about the little puppets what about the women realize let's be real guys you
know what i realized everybody in this space is fucking gay. Actually gay.
Like, virgin gay.
Never talk to a woman gay.
There is never, I will never in my life, respect the Queen Art for putting in the work to try to make it work,
but I will never in my life buy another PFP with a pair of tits on it.
Because this fucking space is proven that they will do everything they can to make sure anything with a pair of tits on it goes to zero.
Trust me. I'm done with this, alright?
No more world of women wannabe shit
for me. I'm out. Misogyny.
Misogyny puppets.
The new 10k collection.
That's the only way to make money.
That's the only way to make money around here.
Misogyny puppets would be at
$1,000 floor price.
What if the misogyny puppets would be at a thousand dollar floor price come on like what if the misogyny puppets are just like
puppets are just the regular puppets but they're just like facing left or something like that
duke you know what to do brother you know what your 27th derivative is going to be right
let's go let's do another one why not seven supply there's only seven in the world
seven supply there's only seven in the world what if what if hear me out what if i take all
the le puppets i re-inscribe them and i call them misogyny puppets puppets oh my god i think that
i was actually thinking sounds incredible uh cynthia is that we could somehow do like a combine
the the le puppets into a harem painting,
you know, like the more puppets you put into your painting,
the inscription is bigger and better.
And it has like 12 puppets infused into the painting.
Can we do a formagger?
Will you pay for literal harem?
Will you make for,
will you pay for a formagger?
probably not,
but I do think harem,
Cause we're talking about fine art here.
We're all becoming fine artists now, guys. Okay okay so if we're all talking about fine art the commentary on uh
the the les papettes is the harem you know so we need to make the harem a reality cynthia
and attach them to a dick butt they have the dick butt be the bottom
sound like you haven't left the house in a little while medicine you're right
i was actually thinking uh there should be a cy, a Bitcoin cyborg in the middle of the harem.
That makes a lot of sense.
The fuckbot 9000.
I love that.
And the fuckbot 9000 as well.
The fuckbot 69000 as well, 100%.
Just by the way, we here at Bitcoin Cyborg Laboratories are definitely working so hard, so diligently on that fuckbot 69000.
We're always hard out here
we're making progress every single day right mystery and it's just absolutely amazing you're
going to want it you're also going to want to mint those uh bitcoin cyborgs at the link in
mystery's bio it they're just the best um you're going to want to have like at least fucking six
of them six to nine of them at least uh that's pad your wallet get those things uh because they're gonna
be at like five bitcoins soon sooner than later really you're gonna blink and you're gonna be like
what what happened i thought i could get them so you're just you know not financial advice but
you're just gonna want to get as many bitcoin puppet sorry uh bitcoin cyborgs as possible
there's only a few of those i'm. I'm trying. I'm trying.
There's only a few of those. I'm trying.
I'm trying,
I'm trying.
You know what?
And the thing is,
we've had Basil come up,
and Basil always comes out
with something deep
and meaningful
that really makes the room,
and really think about
what we're doing here.
So I'd like to pass it to Basil
just for five minutes,
Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, here so i'd like to pass it to basil just for five minutes um basil mate
couldn't agree more mate couldn't agree more um do you guys have any thoughts on that yeah duke is trying to scam us right now with a new odin token uh yes indeed anotherEL. I didn't get an allocation, Duke.
I don't know if I approve of this.
No, no one gets an allocation.
Only the buyers get allocation, for they have purchased.
Oh, fucking up.
The Ordinal's community in itself is gay for celebrating runes tokens with Odin attached to it.
Yeah, I hate them.
They're so ugly.
See, what you're not understanding, Madison,ison as soon as bob's done with this platform what we're
going to do is we're going to fork that standard and make the giz uh giz standard and then everyone's
going to be happy all of a sudden because we have dope tokens with giz in it instead of odin in it
and then they won't care about the numbers at the end it's fine i like it let's let's do it see
but you guys got a patient a little bit you know
no let them do all the hard work and we steal it you know at the end yeah i can handle that yeah i think that'll be worth crypto 101 guys come on what if he does odinol's though next right
it's over for us oh it's so over for us yep that's not a bad idea is it imagine it's not that's a good one imagine trading all these
things at super high speed i mean bitcoin wizards could be at 0.5 already lightning speed
you can't blink because your transaction will clear and somebody will snipe your ass
it's going to be that fast okay it's been about 40 minutes can we uh we have guys if you're going
you have to sign up okay i have to find the thing we have to sign up on the luma page okay if you're
not gonna sign up on the luma page you're gonna stand on the fucking sidewalk talking about can
someone check their twitter dms i don't know how to get in and then we're gonna laugh at you and
then it's gonna take us an hour to come downstairs and get you so instead of that just put the luma
link you know just fucking sign up, we'll click approve,
and then also if you want a t-shirt,
Hills has a Google form
you have to fill out if you want a t-shirt
in Vegas. And if you don't find that,
then, I don't know, it's your problem, but I will
pin the tweet up top.
It cost £900 to
fly to Vegas.
Where are you looking at, mate? It cost me
like £1,400 for me for me well i just typed it into
search engine didn't i oh and if you want 10 off of uh casey's scam event inscribing vegas
uh there's a token uh puppets 10 off oh that sounds expensive how much is that one 100 bucks
Oh shit, that sounds expensive. How much is that one?
100 bucks.
Oh shit, USD.
It's on the day one of industry day though, so if you don't have an industry pass for the event, you probably not go into that anyways that day.
This motherfucker, last year he gave me a goddamn industry pass.
This year he's like making me, he's like, oh fucking prove yourself, fuck you, fuck this shit.
He's like, oh, fucking prove yourself.
Fuck this shit.
I love how I'm paying
$500 for an industry pass
so that I can go volunteer
Yeah, really, right? Me too. Good times.
You're going to be put to work so fucking hard.
Every day.
Hills is going to be riding your ass
like, where are you, Zach?
I'm just eating breakfast get the
fuck over here no oh and then if you want to buy a shitty card i made uh for like 60 bucks uh the
money goes to hills i pin that up top too give me your money so i can give it to her because she's
already down the hole like eight thousand dollars for you fucking brokies um and then what else uh
oh yeah zach has this fine art uh if you want to know how
fine art works this is a perfect thing uh his golden portraited cum contract it's very helpful
for you i still can't find this event hold on hold on where's this event at did you like did
did you delve into the nuances of that that contract diagram djn do you get it yeah it's
beautiful okay okay beautiful thank you i want to's beautiful. I was proud of it.
I don't think anybody understood it, but
that's okay.
Did I not retweet this shit? Am I retarded
or what? Am I retarded? I might be retarded.
very strong possibility.
What's that, Wanky?
There's a very strong possibility that DJ
is retarded. Yeah, yeah yeah we're not gonna rule it out
okay okay okay i think i found it all on here um so under this tweet from trio there's a little
luma link you got to fill out that luma link at the very minimum you don't have to do the google
form if you don't want a shirt but you have to do the luma link to go to the party and then the
google form is in the shed.
Something like that.
Go find it.
If you want a shirt, go fucking find it.
It's free.
I like this contract.
The VGen is done.
I'm looking at this contract, and it's quite interesting.
The contract's beautiful.
Zach is an artist.
I'm not going to lie. I always make fun of Tan-Tan and whatnot, but she's starting to rub off on us.
Her and Elmo have taught us how to scam so much better, right?
Put a gold quarter on it, a nice golden frame on the scam, and it's like 10 times more higher quality scam.
It's good stuff. It really improves the scam and it's like 10 times more higher quality scam you know it's good stuff
it really improves the scam in such a way it brings the scam together uh really ties it together
well she is indian so she's you know it's part of her cultural heritage to be able to do things
oh man tell him he's wrong tell him he's wrong. Tell him he's wrong.
BGS is so funny.
Last night, I'm about to out the shit out of him right now.
I roasted Tan Tan, and he goes, what's the deal with Tan Tan?
Did she actually scam someone?
And then I was like, no, no.
No, we just bully Tan Tan every time we get a chance to talk about Tan Tan.
And he's like, oh, okay.
Yeah, fuck Tan Tan.
Her art's too complicated.
It was good.
It was a good take.
Good take. What do you think about B bgs what do you think of that just to add some further context the reason
why i was questioning was that i added was oh i thought i remember historically that was a bit
that djn would always roast her about but then i couldn't remember because he said it with such
seriousness last night i was like oh wait maybe there's something to this so it's not like my i have
a predisposition to think somebody's a scammer it was just yeah thanks for uh outing that everybody
i think that's the funny part about the troll is that people on the outskirts of the troll
are like damn tan tan's a scammer huh that's crazy and then that's the gist of it for them you know
it's crazy how like you can just tell a lie long enough and then eventually you'll you'll forget
it's even a lie i told her i said i'll stop we'll stop but she has to start being a hentai artist
she has to become hentan and once she does that and i get the first one of one hentan
then i'm on her side forever until then i'm gonna bully the shit out of her because she
could painting fine art shit is so cringe like no such thing as fine art it's fake she could be the next gamma wasi if she just like did that went to straight up to hentai art and
then made like some new wasi creature right imagine the fame the levels of fame tan tan would come to
if she transformed from tan tan into hentan like the lore writes itself it's a comic book right
there that would actually make the
most sense like i mean just based on how little shit makes sense around here like i would make
the most sense as to what would happen here is like you know she makes these advanced games
these crazy sound effects they got puzzles and shit very very hardcore detailed but then she
goes to and yet you know it doesn't doesn't hit the top of the charts you know she's kind of in some ways faded right but then she suddenly $90 for price yeah yeah exactly
right like when you go to Hentai right she goes to Hentai she creates some sort
of new cute little creature that's like a wanko manko story boom boom now
everyone's memeing about it and like number one she's got an ordinal's collection that's just like and everyone's memeing about it. She's number one. She's got an Ordinals collection.
And everyone's like, this fucking shit
looks like it was drawn in MS Paint.
she just hits the top of the charts.
So I can see that happening.
She'll join us. We will make her succumb.
She will bend the knee.
The power of puppetry.
We love to come around here.
Suck and come.
She's come to the right place. I'm sorry BGS. Please. power of puppetry. Well, we love to come around here, so suck and come. So, well,
she's come to the right place.
I'm sorry, BGS. Please.
Forgive me.
I mean, the ultimate, the bullying doesn't stop until AIXBT outs her
as a scammer in front of thousands
of people, hundreds of thousands of people.
That's like then when the bullying
stops, right, I guess? Oh, dude, speaking
of AIXBTbt i thought it
was so funny the other day because like oh my god fucking hilarious man i'm so glad you're up here
ai xbt makes this big post just absolutely sucking off the taproot wizards it's like
they're so incredible that the market has spoken uh they sold out
uh 30 million to be fair ai xbt also announced wanky as cto of puppets last week so actually
that's fucking it's kind of on a roll right so then i reply to it i'm just like put the wizard
pfp on right and uh and then and then it replies to me i'm thinking it's gonna be like you know
what you're right it's got all this hype instead it says nah i'm not feeling it right so i'm like what the fuck and uh and then suddenly 92 comes in and he
just fucking like tears in a new asshole he tears that thing a new asshole and it just starts fucking
replying like like what the fuck right 92 like and then you just kept feeding that thing shots
and it was trying to deflect it was trying
to deflect the argument uh that you were having i fucked that robot up so hard it had absolutely
no legs to stand on it just kept circling and trying to deflect i was like man your program
like shit man fucking useless and you know many of you guys might think like man this motherfucker
like what just says the stupidest shit all the time.
Just keep in mind, like, I'm just, like, burning time on a break, all right?
I'm not this fucking stupid all the time.
At least that's what I'm leaning on right now.
But, hey, I minted that fundraiser card.
Did you guys do that on Ordx?
I just did one because I'm poor.
You guys should do that. All you guys should do that all you guys in the
audience you guys should think about doing that so we can uh help fund fun stuff it's a cool card
what is it so i made uh the ordex website right madison with proteus and then we added a page to
it using like the same minting functionalities and stuff it's basically like an artist page but it's focused on like a puppet like dow art thing so it's like puppet guild where anyone could give
me art i'll put it up there we sell it we give the money to hills to pay stuff that we need to pay
for or like right now we kind of are in debt to hills i'm not gonna lie and nobody really cares
to you know care about that but i mean i care about that so i'm gonna harass you guys so we
can pay her back a little bit um and then i'm gonna also try to make it so that if you guys want to make art like i know a
couple people already hit me up some art like we can downsize it and inscribe it for you and then
we'll you know that's fine i don't care um i'm not gonna put it up in like thousand by thousand mega
four megabyte blocks because you're a psychopath for asking me that but um if you want to put it
on chain whatever you want i'm happy to sell that for you too um we can probably do some sort of artists half and half split for some people but right now
everything I'm putting up there like I made it so I'm just giving all the money to Hills
um and then I think if uh the next artist that like I already have some stuff from two people
that I'm gonna put up soon um and I'm thinking about doing like a little series of like 21
artists so if anybody wants to like submit a little piece that goes in a gold frame
then maybe we'll do something like that where piece that goes in a gold frame then maybe
we'll do something like that where it's like 21 different gold frame pictures but i'm basically
trying to say between now and vegas we're already in debt with hills like 10 grand i'm not gonna lie
no i probably should i don't know anyways that's her stuff but she pays for everything for us and
she doesn't ask us really for the money back and i feel kind of guilty that nobody really tries to
give her that money back unless she gets like so far in a hole that she's upset about it so right now let's get ahead of it you know we're gonna we
have some bills for vegas you know we were trying to help we already got more or less our party
handled but there are other costs for like the magazine you know they want us to do some big
promotion at the bitcoin event and stuff so that would be cool to do that stuff if we can have
everyone collectively pitching 50 bucks then get get like a piece of art.
That seems like the most fair way to do it to where we're not begging and bullying people to $2,000 art pieces that are worthless.
But if everyone loses 50 bucks together, then who cares?
Like it might not even you might not even lose 50 bucks.
Who knows? You might lose 20 bucks in the end of the day.
Someone else buys it off you. Who cares? Right.
But the point is, is like that's the only mechanism we really have as a community to remain a community and do things there's not any other mechanism in
this space to like generally fund things unless you're just kind of donating for no reason and
that generally comes down to five people doing it so this way everyone can be involved that's a
really a cool initiative so like um anyone can like submit a piece of art or does it have to be like a
collection an art just one art like it's a print so we're going to do a recursive like edition
basically right so it's like gamma or whatever but it's like on a page that just is called
puppet guild and it has a title like a banner on it says puppet guild and has a card set up right
there because we're going to do more cards that are for that too which that are part of the normal card collection but then below that there'll be like
an art section that for non-card stuff so if it wants to be like a portrait or a you know like
a widescreen thing or a banner or some money glitch art or whatever like i don't care i can
put a fucking puppet smile on a dollar bill for all i give a shit the point is is that i'm nobody
wants to buy 37 art pieces from dumb ass me. They barely want to buy 10.
So if there's 36 of us selling
art, then that's more likely to be helpful than
me doing all the art, right?
I'll take one
art, please.
Yeah, I'll take an art.
I would love to contribute one
Yeah, just check out the
website. Basically, it's up there um up top or
dash x.com and then the puppet guild is like a artist page basically so click on puppet guild
and then uh there's only a card there right now but you can see where plenty of stuff can just be
you know go down the page infinitely basically and i'm not expecting any of this to like
mint out tomorrow like don't expect this to be like, oh, fucking PFP mint.
Oh, it's gone in 30 seconds.
Nobody's botting this.
This is like just collectible art that maybe 37 people are going to mint each thing maximum right now.
You know, I get that.
That's fine.
Yeah, I think it's a really nice initiative to feel like the whole community pretty much.
And you get a little collectible like, oh, I helped during this event, so I got this card.
That's kind of something else than just give me money.
And it's better than begging in DMs, because that's all we've really been doing for years.
It's like, hey, Zach, we have this thing coming up.
Hey, Wanky, you want to give us a thousand bucks?
And it's just like, that shit is old.
I'm sorry.
It's very problematic in many other ways, too.
Still waiting for my thousand bucks back. Not a good investment by the way guys i'm not gonna lie i was promised three percent
a year um don't know whether three percent's gone right also if we all do this then maybe we can
guilt maybe lefou into doing some art or or lukey or something that's kind of my end game is to like
slowly in a nice way with a smile on my face bully lefou into making him donate art to the website
so that it can go up for auction and then we don't have to do everybody spending 50 we can
just sell it to rock toshi for 75 000 done we gotta grind him down
we've got a beef up here a big old fat beef
what's up beef
you kicked my cousin
out of the fucking space
because he's a Jew
as a half Jew I find this very
he just wanted to speak his piece
apparently
no I'm not having it i'm
not having it i'm sick and grumpy i kicked your alt i will kick your it's not my all it's my cousin
but okay it's because he was jewish it's it is okay um if you just admit it uh but it'd be like
kind of let go but it's because you're a bear.
Don't act like you don't know.
It's because you're a bear.
We don't got time for the bears right now, Beef.
Bulls only, my friend.
Bulls only.
Kyle's just a distractor.
My cousin, he's misunderstood.
Price targets now.
It better be above 90k or you're out
go 160 hey guys i just want to say while beef's up here we have started a new meme if you guys
could all help perpetuate this meme ask your friends you know hey friend good morning do you
got time for a one-on-one i want to call you for an hour to talk about the macro analysis of the wider market.
And if you do that every day to all your friends, and we can make Beef famous, you know, like he's always wanted to be.
Famous KOL.
We don't have friends.
All my friends are in this room right now.
Well, you can ask these people.
All of them.
Hey, watch this.
Let me show you how to do it, Cynthia.
Hey, Zach, you got time for a one-on-one after this space?
I want to talk about the macro analysis
of the Wassum floor price.
I'm a little bit busy today,
but I'll shoot you my Calendly
and we can figure something out.
Only if you fucking poors could afford
a Calendly. We could
do this over burritos.
I like burritos idea, actually.
Only wet burritos, right?
The wettest ones.
See, the only one that still gives me
props and loves my cousin
is Blind Gray Squirrel.
DJ has it out for me.
Gray Squirrel.
You know, imagine asking some
questions of a friend and trying to help a friend out. Get maximum profits. But, you know imagine asking some some questions of a friend and trying to help a friend out
get maximum profits but you know i'm just perpetuating the meme that's already been
started beef okay you can call me anytime you want i might be asleep when you call me because
i'm west coast but you can call me whenever you want it's fine no i had well this is a recorded
space so i can't talk about it but it was something pretty big for this week and i was like oh i bet
you i know a that would know this oh it would was something pretty big for this week. I was like, oh, I bet you I know a motherfucker that would know this.
It would have been a reward for it.
That was 5.30 in the morning, and I woke up at noon that day,
so a little bit of a time difference going on there.
I actually had a one-on-one call with Beef before,
and he gave advice, so I vouched for him.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
I try one call to everybody, huh?
No, I when people say they want help, man, I try to I try to pay for.
I really do.
I try to pay for everybody down below.
Do a wave and as an emoji.
If beef has ever had a one on one call with you, please.
I just want to see some data.
see some data.
five, four, three,
two, waving
in a gauge. One, two,
oh, oh, it's four,
five, oh, oh, okay, all right.
Got a couple
down there, B. I like how you
accounted for the time delay.
We always got to remember that time delay there. Yeah, that is true. That is true. No, I, I, I try to, I try to,
I try to help because sometimes people actually have some really smart things they're trying to
do. And I just, uh, I try to, I try to help out as much as I can without, you know what I mean?
Cause I, the reason why I do it is, uh, – I always wanted, like, man, I wish somebody could have been able to do this for me, so that's why I do it.
Now I allocate my time anymore.
Like, I won't do it just for anyone.
And also if somebody is, like, two minutes late when they bask for one, I don't call back.
So what I'm hearing is you want me to say the following.
Hey, if you guys ever want to do a one-on-one for some macro analysis help from our friend beef here just make sure to follow him on twitter at liquidate russ
maybe you hit him up on the discord and become his friend you could dm him every morning when
he wakes up you're gonna love his his analysis so much you're gonna be dreaming about it you're
gonna be waking up you're gonna be having lucid dreams and there's going to be beef
teaching you macroeconomics
and it's incredible. Ichimoku clouds.
You know it's not always macro.
Sometimes it's like
it's like business dynamics
within like a company and
how to market it and things like
that. Sometimes it's like what kind of
cowboy hat should I buy? How much beer? Which kind of beer are we getting tomorrow? I don't like that. Sometimes it's like, what kind of cowboy hat should I buy?
How much beer?
Which kind of beer are we getting tomorrow?
I don't drink beer, but if it's cowboy hats, I can do that.
I can help with that.
That was a good one.
Are you coming to Vegas, Beef?
Are you not coming to Vegas?
No, I will not.
I will not be in Vegas.
So I'll see you at the Venetian at 9?
So we've got this lovely chap called Beef, right?
He'll get on a call with anyone.
He'll help you with anything.
He's run a business.
He's a big-ass trader.
He knows what he's doing.
And all you want to do is shit on his kindness.
That's what I call puppetry.
That is why I call Puppetry 101.
We find the nicest people.
We grind them down.
We grind them down until they no longer want to be near us.
So thanks for that, Beef.
And I'm free later if you want to go for a call.
Or if you want to hang out behind the Wendy's dumpster as well.
You know, always free then as well.
So question on the Wendy's.
Having a father though, Winky.
You know, this is what fathers do. You know, they harden you for father though Winky this is what fathers do
they harden you for the future
puppets are the fathers of the space
were the father figures that people didn't know
they needed
all these fucking Zoomer Bebe's kids
that were raised on TikTok
they need a father in their life
they need a puppet in their life on the timeline
I'll be your daddy
since Andrew Tate hasn't been a very good father anymore,
I think we could try to fill that gap in that hole, right?
I think that would be a really good one for the Zoomer.
Our Andrew Tate should be named Andrew Tate, I think.
Or not Andrew at all.
Something different.
Maybe a woman with big tits or something.
That would be wonderful for the men.
Anyway, question.
The Wendy's.
The Wendy's dumpster.
Is this like an upgrade from McDonald's?
I've noticed that we've kind of pivoted from McDonald's to Wendy's.
Yeah, we're classy.
If that's the case.
We're classy out here.
We're fancy.
You got the chili. There's the case. We're classy out here. We're fancy. You got the chili.
There's chili now.
You have the spicy chicken sandwich.
You got the JBCs.
You don't just have to have the McDoubles.
You can have it all behind the Wendy's dumpster.
There's the glory hole.
But question I have.
Burger King.
Burger King is big in in Europe, right?
And wouldn't it be smart to kind of pivot towards that instead?
Because it really does distance our, at least our English followers that actually can hear what we're saying.
There's some others that are not.
Well, there's a couple people.
Madison is, Wanky is, Mr. Duke, the great Duke.
He barely says anything. He doesn't do much.
The great Duke pulled off the biggest heist ever.
He managed to marry a Brazilian. He did not subject himself to English women
he did it he pulled it off so all you
English and British
UK whatever there is hope for
you if little Duke can
do it you can too
I heard a rumor he's not even British
I heard a rumor he's not even British
there was some stuff going on
and he might not even be British so
you can't believe everything
I hear. You just never know.
Oh my god. What if he's Canadian?
He's probably Welsh
but we still love him.
He seemed like he might be Canadian
actually. He's just Canadian with an
accent. He's just a good actor.
He can do a great
accent there. Well done.
When he was younger he found that the kids were a little when he had the accent, and he never looked back.
It's nice that your boyfriend allowed you to marry that woman so that she could live in the UK.
It was very thoughtful of you.
Also, Beef, I'm pretty sure Basil needs to get on a call with you, so you should get in touch with him.
Basil... So, Beef, I'm pretty sure Basil needs to get on a call with you, so you should get in touch with him. Basil.
I'm going to show up to that motherfucker's house one day.
He's somewhere around here, and I'm just going to be like, talk, you dog.
Talk, you fucking dog.
I didn't know your girlfriend was Brazilian, Duke.
How did you pull that off?
I didn't know either. was Brazilian, Duke. How did you pull that off? I didn't know either.
Everyone just keeps saying it.
What did they keep saying?
You've literally said it.
You've literally said it, my friend.
That would have been happily North.
His wife is Brazilian, I believe, or something.
Yeah, that's true.
It's just because we all sound the same
because with our English accent, Beef,
you have mistakenly...
No, no, no.
Why did you do this?
Why did you...
Okay, let me...
My lady is white.
Whiter than me.
Why would you downgrade yourself?
Do you not understand the ways that they're going on? You must show them.
My lady is a supermodel in waiting.
Waiting for what?
Well, she's
too shy for that line of work.
Too modest.
Very modest.
That modest English rose
you've plucked in yeah fucking fucking lovely steel
fucking absolute linguisting absolute fucking worldy
aren't you getting married duke or did you get married no you said i'm brazil Brazilian all the time. You did. Stop. No, we were in Madeira when I proposed.
If that helps.
Congratulations.
You definitely said Brazilian.
I know this.
I did not.
I said she was from my own town.
My own town.
In Brazil.
In Brazil. in fact my own town in Brazil in Brazil
I knew you were Brazilian
this whole time
ain't nobody know where I'm from man
watch out man I catch it
I catch it man I don't even know if that's the accent
two tangos spotted
you know a Brazilian could save me the accent. Two tangos spotted!
You know, a Brazilian could save me.
Just a waxed up, greased up
man, you know.
Just with a big old booty.
You know, how cool would it be to do capoeira,
man? Holy fuck. Dude, capoeira
would be nuts, actually. My bro did it for a little
while. No way.
It was fucking wild, man. It was fucking wild.
Did he progress at all? Like, did he do it for a little while and no way it was fucking wild man it was fucking did he progress at all like did he do a significant amount he did progress until he found out that it's kind of a
fighting style and then he like it would not actually work in real life and then uh yeah it's
and then brazilian jiu-jitsu was more like something, or wrestling, or like boxing. It was like how I realized, you know, thanks to the UFC for showing us the way.
You know, for finally answering, which one works?
I think there was some capoeira guys in the early UFC that got their asses kicked, actually.
There's still some guys who pull that out every once in a while and just devastate people
because you have no idea
what's coming but rarely rarely rarely and they have they never have any idea when i'm coming
let's just put it that way incredible shit for people that don't know like me um what is that
is that the one where they dance around like it's like break dancing and then all of a sudden you
get kicked in the face yeah yeah because apparently the way it was was
like they were it was based on their culture or something like that they were like taken over by
some some culture and then uh so they couldn't have weapons and so they had to like have a way
to like train to rebel or something like that with and so they had to make it look like they
were dancing but really it was a fighting style that they were hiding and i don't know if it actually worked or not uh that's as much as the
lore as i got but uh well it doesn't look like it's very effective i don't know the first exposure i
had to that was tekken 4 there's a character called eddie and he was a capoeira style guy
and that was the first time I ever
saw it, and it blew my fucking mind.
I'd never seen anything move like that
before. It's really interesting.
It's super, super cool.
But yeah, not cool.
Tekken was a hell of a game. You'd go to the arcade,
there'd be Tekken there, you'd be like,
holy shit, this guy's
doing capoeira, right?
He's dancing, and he's beating the shit out of people, and then you doing capoeira, right? He's dancing and he's beating the shit
out of people. And then
you join capoeira, right?
You join it and then you see your favorite
UFC star who's a master of it
get his ass kicked and you're like, well, fuck.
Devastated.
That was the day my world broke.
Wait, Tekken's not real.
No, don't say it ain't so.
Don't say it again.
I'm very fragile right now.
You've already taken the queen from me.
Don't take any more.
Yeah, I'm very fragile if any bad bitches want to take advantage of me
because I'm just shocked by this knowledge.
I'm straight in your DMs.
Oh my god, they're just flooding in.
Holy shit.
One, two, three, four, ten?
Oh my god, it's crazy.
So Madison, last time I spoke to you, you still hadn't left your flat in London.
It's been, what, three, four months?
Have you left yet?
Are you chained to the desk like 92?
No, I haven't left yet.
We're just kind of waiting on the market to pick up.
And Grace did offer to see so that we could maybe link up.
So I'm excited to do that with her potentially.
And maybe if we have like a puppets meetup or just a London ordinals meetup, that would be super cool.
I've seen on TikTok they have like karaoke bars.
It's like a very fun thing to do on here.
So do you do the karaoke out there at those bars as well? It's like a very fun thing to do down here.
Do you do the karaoke out there at those bars as well?
Yeah, I think that would be so fun.
I'm not a good singer, but it could be fun to do with your friend if you're out in the back.
Hey, Madison, can you do me a big favor?
Can you blink twice to know if you're in danger?
Or wave twice.
Like, just blink twice because, you know, you haven't left the flat since you've been there.
I'm getting a little concerned.
I don't know if you remember the... It's been a long time ago, but some black gentleman found three white women caught in an attic.
And I just don't want you to be one of those white women caught in an attic.
Maybe that's why she wants to go to karaoke,
because she's going to be on stage with a microphone.
No one can stop her.
Please save me.
I'm being held against my will.
Anyone in the room.
She's got a good plan going here, and we just fucked it up because now her captor is like, being held against my whale. Anyone in the room?
She's got a good plan going here, and we just fucked it up because
now her captor is like,
he's like, wait a second.
What a croaky.
The girl's pitch is unbelievable.
What a croaking moment,
he's saying, as he spits
out his teeth right
yeah we're just kind of hibernating
hibernating
and then in the summertime I'll come
back when the
air conditioning season hits
you don't need
that here mate
you don't need that here
sell your air conditioner, buy a puppet.
I mean, there was one year that I had to buy an AC unit for like 600 quid,
and I used it for like two days.
And those two days were luxury because I was fucking boiling.
And I haven't touched it since.
But that was how bad it was.
But that's the only time, you know.
It's kind of, you don't really need need it that's what y'all say but then the summer comes and you're like it's so hot oh my god
you get a fan use a fan it's a little spin you put it on mode two if you want it a little bit
like more you know a bit more fan-age.
Is that why they call it a fanny pack?
Because then you fan yourself with it and you...
I've never heard of
a mode 2 for a fan.
This is fan-cimating.
Can you elaborate on this?
Well, you got mode 1,
which is like the slower rotation.
And then mode two is a slightly faster rotation, and the wind is greater.
Some fans have even a third, a number three.
And also remember, you can pull the nozzle, and then it will start rotating a little bit.
I might have to bump down to listeners.
This is a little bit much for me.
Well, it's a lot to take in.
Just like me.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's check the Bitcoin wizards oh yeah how are
they doing how are they holding up same price they were an hour and 15 minutes ago it's crazy
how much volume it's taking to hold up this price though like holy shit it's like they're just
stoking the fire like hardcore with the corn right how many how many puppets can i buy right now instead of one wizard
what's the bathroom god i can't do math i don't know like i don't know five seven six
you can also buy um i believe it's 1500 it's over 1500 i think it's like 1538 bitcoin cyborgs for
the price of um a wizard so i think everyone
should just do that instead it's a better investment uh the founder will actually talk
to you he will retweet all of your tweets uh he'll gm you every day he'll call you beautiful
there's so many benefits uh there's whitelists uh so there's so many other things thank you Zach
we already did that
yeah we already did that one
we absolutely love that beautiful vibe
Cynthia absolutely legendary
we got the worst speakers
we got the worst listeners in the space
shout out all the worst people in order
misogynist
I did want to talk a little bit
because I mean
I didn't mint Taproot Wizards
I'm just going to say it now
I didn't mint
and I wasn't really too bearish
to be honest with you
I did think
we'd have a little pump at least
I mean come on guys um
so when i saw them come out and then just go straight down to mint price and i thought that'd
be like a month i thought they'd take a month i didn't think it'd be you know an hour so i'm i'm
looking around the room now all you fucking gt and I'm thinking, you've ruined it for everyone.
Not me sitting on the sidelines doing nothing, scratching my nuts.
It was you guys.
So I'd like to hear some of your excuses as to why I'm not rich yet.
And, yeah, what's going on, lads?
Well, you know, this is, okay is okay i was i'll talk briefly on this
this i i don't know if you guys recall but this is yet another case of zach being right
and then gloating about it i was like there's gonna be an initial dump and capitulation phase
because a bunch of people have overextended themselves you know putting like liquidating all their other shit
and putting it all into this one batch right and then there has to be a catharsis crash out right
like yeah that sort of behavior must be punished right so in my opinion lower and then higher
but you know first gotta wash out everybody that did that that
was dumb i don't know don't do that now do quantum cats how does this extend into quantum cats oh my
god i mean i i have basically written off well from the moment i purchased those two quantum cats
to entangle them i wrote them off as a tax loss uh 100 that is what my approach has been
i would advise others to do the same i i i would be pleasantly surprised personally if
uddy did some chicanery and uh you know announced some sort of yeah incentive for not cheating your
cats i guess but like i don't know personally that's how i've been treating it you know i bought those as a uh like i didn't suck the dick for the quests um i don't suck
bald man massad penis uh i only suck penises i choose to um so no i didn't do any of that and
i just bought the bottom of cats and got whitelist that way uh but yeah you know that's i don't know that's how i'm playing it i
treat those as a loss i'll be pleasantly surprised if they're not give me a number like a hardcore
hardcore number what what price am i gonna be able to sweep a cat out here in about two weeks
like 0.02 maybe i think i got that kind of money i might be able to find that kind of money in the
cushions i'm not gonna lie but see i i'm so
tickled by all this because now okay see now i've been just like having a blast fighting wizards
while being a holder because like i mean come on i'm a i'm a fucking puppet like it's what we do
we fund our own bags no one can fund our bags better than we do like but now okay so now i get
to complain about udi being a bald fucking cunt, but, like, from a position of, like, privileged, entitled holdership, right?
So it just makes it all the more poignant.
Like, I could complain from a point of privilege and, you know, be, hey, Udi, win, win this, win that, win opcat, bitch.
Get it together.
What are we doing?
Let's go. Let's go.
Put that 37 mil to good use, motherfucker.
Let's, I want to see action.
I want to see action.
If you want to bully DeGentralized, you know, just buy some of the shitty cards and expect
things for $50.
Why do you think I've been buying those, bitch?
You have to grab me forever, but you have to give me money.
Why do you think I've been minting those?
You have to give me money before you're allowed to
harass me. Otherwise, I'm just gonna fucking ignore you.
Sorry. This is what happens
anytime somebody... This is how it works.
Anytime somebody... Sometime Zach
fucking mints your collection, you can just expect
a barrage of, like, you know, just
threats and insults.
You know how it goes, Miss D?
No, I mean, I do it with love, but, like,
I'm gonna DM Udi after this and ask for a one-on-one
my my only fud um about the tracker wizards is i don't get like why he did the mint like right now
like why not wait longer until the market like picks up and there's more uh like money in the economy to go like through because like
i mean i'm sure so like we have to like wash trade and stuff to keep the floor up
right that's like a given but you wouldn't have to do that as much
if the economy was doing great like so i don't that's the only thing is like what the timing
was like weird to me
investors in it i guess that'd be my guess So I don't, that's the only thing is like what the timing was like weird to me.
Investors, isn't it?
That'd be my guess.
He's got investors.
He's got to do something at some point.
Something that is in the paper.
Well, I think it also needs to like kind of give it time.
The big gamble. I think you need to give it kind of time also to like, you know,
if they are going to totally manipulate the floor later on, they've kind of, I think they almost have to make it look kind of like organic and not saying, you know, they're not doing this or are doing this.
But like, I think you have to give it some time to kind of look like, hey, we were, we were trading at just 0.2 for months.
And now we're seeing people are really, you know, catching on to the wizards, right?
You can't just kind of do it like, oh, the mint is today.
Let's say they do it in August or July or something.
And then suddenly have it just instantly go to the moon.
So I think it needs that narrative of it ranged for a while.
It fucking ranged just like the opiums did for a while.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's a good thought.
I thought that too.
Maybe he is setting it up to have that organic
He really just needed
to raise a bunch of money.
He needed to raise a bunch of money for Vegas.
He wanted to get more money.
Oh my god.
Yappy McYapperson.
What's up girl?
I have some yaps to say really quickly.
I the PM. I have some yes to say, okay, really quickly. I, GM, I just wanted to say thank you, Madison,
for holding it down in front of this incredibly puppet space.
You are the champion I was looking for, okay?
You bring life back to my lungs, and I appreciate you.
This is the conversation we needed.
Julia, Julia, I've got beef to pick with you straight off the bat, right?
You followed me.
I've been trying to follow you for fucking off the bat, right? You followed me.
I've been trying to follow you for fucking months, and it's pending.
It's just pending.
What are you fucking posting on your timeline that you don't want me to see?
There's something there.
You're not telling me what it is.
You don't want me to see it.
What's going on, Julia? She's been learning Ichimoku clouds and Wyckoff patterns from beef on the one-on-ones,
and she doesn't want you to see her immense profits
oh I'm gonna say
yes maybe maybe
not I'm not here to talk about
my coins and
gems I'm mining but I will
say I like
I like you
so maybe I'll be accepting
also Madison
should get a raise thank you madison
please go like her recent post goodbye thank you thank you julia for real recognized real you know
i'm just here speaking my truth um you got lucky you got lucky last time i heard her on a space
you know she destroyed tan tan in for two hours, literally mopped the floor with Tan Tan.
With her whole EFP under her foot.
Rag Tan Tan out in a body bag.
It was crazy, bro.
Oh, my God.
Hey, nephew, relax type shit.
It was crazy.
I didn't realize you had 49K followers, Madison.
I just clicked in your profile to like your first
tweet because I take instructions from everyone like some kind of robot dude I was like what the
fuck okay low-key like I kind of got fucked over with that so I was doing great never bought in my
account ever in my life okay very like slow organic growth um and then I got a job with a certain company and we had a TGE event
and one of the quests was to follow so about 14 I called them the Nigerian soccer teams
they all followed me at once and that's how it happened but it totally nuked my engagement so it's kind of a curse
yeah well well done and um if there's any nigerian soccer teams listening
um my follow button is right on my profile you can click
um well that's like udi udi has 210 000 followers i have like 19 000 followers
he instead of quote retweeting me took a screenshot of me roasting his collection the other day to try not to help me ratio him and he
still with 10 times more followers than me only got 40 more likes like i'm there's something going
on you know what these large accounts where you guys don't have any real followers like you think
you got not you know what i'm not done roasting you uh i i got something
i wanted to talk about i forgot about this shit how ironic is it that that bald ass motherfucker
goes around championing the salami broke ass fed ass fucking sql ass chain right adds it as a method to fucking bid in the auction all this shit gives a fucking
honorary to that fucking faggot totally right and then then when it's time for the actual auction
itself it breaks no solana users can even bid if they wanted to and it fucks over the auction how ironic is that i was dying that actually happened no way
what yes yes in the wizard discord i was watching and they're like i can't connect to
i can't bid i can't it doesn't work the phantom wallet integration doesn't work what do i do oh
my god and i'm pretty sure it depressed the price of the auction close holy shit that's crazy
wow it's a lot of ruined everything again oh bgs is here to defend his boy what's up
no i actually i no i don't have a i'm not going to defend anybody i i was actually just curious
zeki uh what and this is a genuine question too What is your favorite alternative to Solana for cheaper transacting blockchain?
Currently, that would be Sonic.
But in reality, it's like literally any other chain.
Like even fucking Cardano.
Like anything else.
Anything else.
But Bitcoin has no value.
Best devs in the space, by the way.
Best devs in the space. by the way. Best devs
in the space.
I really like their mobile version of the Mint site.
I thought that was really nice. What did you think about that,
Oh my god.
That's crazy.
What about BTS? BTS doesn't even have a computer.
He needs to use Braille on
his phone to interact with any
given web app. And this poor guy was left
out to dry i mean whether or not he was sent his honorary wizard you know without needing to do
anything beside the point but like if he wanted to bid in the auction he couldn't i think the only
thing that's discussing here is how the guy like let's just put this out there for example lefou
hasn't got an honorary might not ever get an. I don't really care if he gets an honorary, but I'm just illustrating the point here.
That LeFou doesn't have an honorary, but the founder of Solana, who recently tweeted,
Bitcoin has no value, period, has a Taproot Wizard honorary.
I just find that, it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Well, they're obviously not cool geezers like you wouldn't want to be mates
with them at school you know i mean like the taproot wizards at school at their lunch table
like oh it's fucking them like again you you wouldn't sit with it you'd be like oh it's just
a little weird to me duke you know like lefou the most influential artist in all of ordinals
there's no second place even close to him and the guy from solana who shot on us for like two months and then um i guess they did an
integration so he gets though yeah i don't know it feels weird but it didn't work it didn't work
and over the auction price and made the opening price of the wizards themselves go down by a lot
price of the wizards themselves go down by a lot i think about if the auction closed and
give point four to the solana cabal oh my god exposure to all the solana users the founder
of solana has so funny i understand that but i feel like that didn't have to be one of the first
things he did you know maybe not at least at least totally kept his pfp on for longer than 24 hours
i'm like kobe you know like kobe i think they had a contract that they got one for free
they had to put it on a pfp yeah because if i did that if i sent the creator of solana an acoustic
right honorary he wouldn't fucking even open the dm lad he wouldn't even fucking know i exist
do you know what i mean it's all about it's all about pockets about it's about business deals
it's not about it's not about what it is, is it?
It's about who's going to strike up the deals.
It's the big cats at the big tables striking up big deals.
And we don't see it.
Here's what you do.
So if you noticed, right after the Wizards mended out,
they held a space where they discussed all the traits, right?
That's the thing you didn't do.
I did that like 20 times last year
i'm not gonna do it every day i'm not doing it every day lad i don't give a shit
i joined that space dj and um i thought you know i'll listen to this because they all look a bit
samey to me and i'd quite like to know what i'm talking about if i'm gonna roast something right
and then it just turned into eric wall talking for like 45 minutes about the like the history of this one guy who posted on reddit
this you know the rainbow chart and how some people use this and i was like sake mate
i'm gone like i can't i can't i can't anymore i wanted to hear about you know sunglasses and
beards and you know whatever wherever else is in there i didn't hear any of that i was rugged by eric well we can do it right now so last night zack found uh two taproot wizards
that look like basically 99 the identical uh there's a little bit of difference in the outline
like one or two pixels here and there and then the coloration is like slightly less white a little
bit more dark green or something but it still looked the exact same wizard. And so I dropped it as bait into the wizard discord.
They were just like, yeah, twins are a, twins are a trait.
And so Zach was like, okay, what was Far just stoned?
And he drew it twice.
And then after the fact, they were like, oh shit,
we inscribed that one twice.
Okay, I guess twins are a trait now.
Or how'd that go down, do you think?
Quantum, isn't it?
That's the best lore.
That's the good lore.
They're the same wizard, but in different...
I'm sticking with my theory.
Slightly different altered states, aren't they?
Entanglement.
Read up on the lore.
You know, the lore about entanglement.
Is it on Wikipedia, or where is it, the lore at?
It's on a reddit post from about
15 years ago you might have to you know scroll through the last 15 years but you'll find it
eventually it's probably on that part of the way back machine that got deleted probably honestly
it's over free-for-all then we can just make it up now just inscribe it
we should make up our own this is the some great... This is just some great fucking wizard roasting.
I love this.
Like, okay, in all honesty,
let me be clear here.
I do want, like, that whole thing to succeed
and push the space forward,
but oh my god, we're going to have so much fun
this whole time.
It's like roasting.
We're just... I'm going to be, be like just biting at uddy's ankles just egging him i want to see action that's what i
do the roasting will stop when you push the space forward with that 37 m you know what i'm saying
on that though or if if wizards don't pump what i was r a tweet like a bunch of tweets actually if if taproot wizards
don't go to one bitcoin ordinals are dead no that's ridiculous uh what i don't know that's
what the take was everywhere that's gonna be the bitcoin like that's a horse really old
inscriptions is it is it a yeah i think you were looking at a psychosis ape account or something because that's a fucking take i don't know what a psychosis is what is it i'm not gonna it's not my place to say
um yeah but no i don't know there's a there's a lot of horse takes on the timeline all the time
you know i but no that doesn't that's it could fail and that's i mean i don't know
like that's that'd be unfortunate but uh
i doubt it will to be honest what then is that a fail well i if you really want my opinion ctv is
much more likely than opcat or some sort of like middle ground compromise between all the fucking
neck beard ass devs arguing in their caves or whatever. I don't know what CTV is. What's CTV? Wink, wink.
I don't know. You should be honest with technical details either.
The thing is, nobody cares about this shit except the fucking neckbeards.
How do we bully them into getting shit done so that our bags can pump?
I would suggest roasting. I would suggest public roasting.
The roasting will continue until all these
motherfuckers start working together and like get off their fucking asses and put that like
put the 37 mil to good use devs motherfuckers if i see you fucking posting on social media
instead of like working on your code fuck you fuck you i'm a roast your answer i'm a roast
your ass the devs need product managers telling them their idealistic fucking little dev masturbation
fantasies don't have good product market fit like there's too much fucking yapping on the timeline
and not enough fucking action so if you want to inspire action the number one way to do it in my
opinion is like they like to say in the memes vote with your wallet but in this side it means that dump your
fucking wizard buy seven puppets Udi's gonna get it through his thick skull he's gotta spend more
money faster to do it harder and do it better and get it done now I don't want to wait 17 fucking
more years for a simple opcode change okay get it done and get it done this year spend all the money
go out with the burn I don't give a fuck get it done and get it done this year. Spend all the money. Go out with the burn.
I don't give a fuck.
Get it done.
And get it done.
God damn it,
We need to support the betterment of the goddamn core.
If you will remember that the picotop of innovation in the space was when,
puppets were at the all time highs.
So do with that information what you will.
What we need to do,
So when we were bullying node monks,
we all made LinkedIn profiles,
To reach our audience.
Um, in this situation, we need to all make GitHub accounts.
Go onto these devs GitHub pages with our puppet PFPs and just start saying, oh, that commits a bit dodgy, isn't it?
Oh, I wouldn't have done it that way.
Oh, I love that.
Also, also fork things fork things you know that's like
actual decentralization just saying looking at you casey get the fuck to work bitch stop yapping
on the timeline and to be fair casey will just ban you from the github like he did to the bsv
dev so be careful it's not that it's super centralized so be nice at least if you're
going to talk shit wait did he actually ban them for it?
Yeah, a completely centralized GitHub account
for ordinals, and he just arbitrarily
bans whoever he wants.
There is this guy.
You know, that's another thing Tapper Wizards do.
They could fucking fork ordinals
and have a different operating ordinals.
Don't mind him. Don't mind the Nakamigo
on the Orchid.
He's an angry folk these days.
His Nakamigos haven't pumped in like a year.
It's just getting old.
Hasn't been a sale in three months.
I have like 200 of them still, DJ.
Just wait until the next people every day.
And then somewhere hopium.
There's this guy named Post Capone.
And he's like really good at explaining.
Never heard of him sounds
like a douchebag well he kind of is where is he he's also really smart i love his music um but
he's like a really like cracked out like self-taught bitcoin construction or person he um can explain
like this whole ctv versus opcat thing he's like pro ctv but he says like the drama is that most
the devs are in consensus for the ctv and the they opcat and ctv are kind of the same when they
like enable covenants and stuff but But there's, like, some security.
Could be potential security issues with OpCat.
And so until they come to, like, an agreement of which code.
That's, like, the whole holdup.
He's saying that because of OpCat.
Like, they can't come to an agreement.
So it's, like, bad for the space or whatever.
But other than that, I think we should get him on the show
and have him talk about it because he's really good at explaining it.
But him and Udi would be hilarious to have them go back and forth
on what's going on with it.
At the end of his explanation, do you think we can do like a quad key giveaway
to get like, you you know some marketing going oh my god don't say that don't
say quad keys you just fucking triggered me so hard and then um another uh bull case i have for
the wizards whenever you mentioned totally earlier i think that there's more going on to that um you know like like wormhole to ethereum
i think that there's going to be something like that for for bitcoin and it's going to be like
the wormhole of bitcoin and people are going to be able to swap like uh different assets on
any chain for bitcoin like ordinals and stuff.
Yeah, I have a feeling that Udi is just using the Solana angle
as a backup for if Cat fails,
so he can be like,
just kidding, we're dropping a Solana token,
don't dump your Wizards!
But, you know, we'll find out when we get there.
It won't be an airdrop, man,
you're going to have to pay for that shit.
Mmm, okay.
Anything not to support the Wizard token, am I right?
Dan Hale just posted on LinkedIn.
I just got a notification.
Thanks, Dan.
What a legend.
And speaking of wizards, I think you've got to claim your wizard
if you get the BRC20 token pretty quick here. I think's almost the deadline so uh you're looking for that what happens at the
deadline mystery what happens if i don't claim my wizard i i think then you have to do a community
token where you take it over right and maybe like people can burn it to oak you know ordex
uh to get a card or something. Yeah. It's bullish.
Probably not.
But then we'll have like Duke do the art for the card.
Oh, that sounds amazing.
Burn your fucking wizard BRC 20 for a Duke card at Ordex.
$1,000 value right there.
$1,000 value.
I just came saying that sentence.
We'll even take your receipt.
I've 10,000 wizard if anyone wants to do an OTC deal.
Did you hear about that wizard that did an OTC thing and he got scammed?
He thought it was English?
Ghostload was smart.
Ghostload's running around putting .03 bids on all the wizards.
Oh, I think that was a bad idea, actually.
Was that .03 or .003? I thought he was doing. I think that was a bad idea. Was it .03
or .003? I thought he was doing.
I think it was .02.
He was doing the real asshole move and putting
two zeros in there, you know?
Well, that's less likely to be successful.
So I got a question.
Has anybody
fully parsed out what's going on
with that Xverse fucking whole, like, we've solved BTC5?
It's just going to be an aggregator of where you can stake Bitcoin for yield over different protocols and such that you'll be able to interact with on Xverse.
I think they're also going to have a way to...
Okay, that's cool.
One of the things will be adding
liquidity to runes
on there. I think I heard
that. I kind of skimmed through it. I didn't watch
another thing.
aggregator, not like
Dex itself.
has staking.
You can do it through Babylon.
And then whatever other protocol.
Like that.
That's cool.
If it works good.
If it works good.
Now people will have even
more places to park their
Bitcoin instead of in ordinals.
Yeah, that's great.
Well, I fucking hate that part, but the rest is cool.
What I want to see is...
Don't do it then. Don't do it.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
Okay, alpha dropping, coming, coming.
No, no, no no no no no no alpha
just ranting and anger uh you know from a position of wanting to see the devs dev and the space
succeed uh here we go uh i am sick and fucking tired of seeing all these quote fungible platforms, EG, like Unisat, Magic Eden, fucking all these runes dexes.
I am sick and tired of seeing extremely tepid APYs.
You are going to get absolutely no one to LP for runes or BRCs or any other fucking BTC
Fungible on there without paying mercenary liquidity.
The way all of you guys are acting like you've never fucking seen a dex in your life and you just joined crypto you're being fucking
naive and ridiculous about it like why why would a whale fucking lp risking preposterous impermanent
loss like okay here's the thing runes and btc fungibles in general i expect
the price to appreciate a lot in the future so why the fuck would i risk eating massive il
uh for no fucking reward altruism no get your head out of your asses, make a Ponzi token, bootstrap liquidity. Like don't pretend,
don't be so fucking naive to think that you're not going to do that. Like, like you're going
to be able to just like, Oh, you should now it exists. You should do it for 5% APY bitch. Nah,
nah, you make a fucking Dex token. You make a fucking vesting scheme, ponzification thing.
You know, you make fucking gauges.
Like, DeFi has been done
many, many, many times before.
The UIs exist.
The UXs exist.
The ponzification schemes exist.
Obviously, ponzification is a short-term fix
for bootstrapping liquidity.
That is, use it as a strategy.
Don't sit around here and virtue signal
and fucking just build nothing like build some fucking shitty ass thing that doesn't even display
apy and then expect people to lp out of their their goodness of their hearts you're crazy
you're crazy like you're i want to see action make a fucking punzi possible sponsor of this
space and i just want to go out and say that you know if i'm attacking all of them i want to be right now you could give us money and we will stop attacking you in the
future no no that's not what make a ponzi token and bootstrap liquidity and make the whole space
so i'll tell you why zach i'll tell you why. It's because all these cunts end up in 2021 with pictures in mind.
And now all of a sudden
they've got to do other things.
I don't really know
how to do other things.
We just kind of started
sending pictures
and now, shit.
A lot of them literally
haven't experienced DeFi
and they don't know
what they're talking about.
And it shows.
It fucking shows.
Cindy, do you want to go first?
And then I'll go after you.
Sure, that sounds good.
I just had one quick comment.
I just wanted to thank all of the puppet gods for Zek's miraculous recovery.
He is sounding so much better than the beginning of the space.
Just so happy space just so happy
just so happy he's feeling better
I'm so glad Zach
you just sound so much more like your regular self
thank you Cynthia
but to be clear I'm all stuffed up and grumpier than ever
I will rant
it is what it is.
You've got about 16 minutes left.
You better get it out of your system.
You sound upset.
We can hop on a call after this if you want.
I just want to see these companies
should be fucking building better products.
It is a damn shame that I go on
most of these products
looking for opportunities
and I don't even see real-time APY calculation.
And if I do see APY, it's extremely unappetizing for the impermanent loss risks.
It's ridiculous.
Okay, I have an idea.
What about gauges?
What about gauges?
What about voting incentives and all the shit that we've learned from fucking DeFi in the past?
I see none of it anywhere.
What are you guys doing?
I have an idea.
What does Madison have to say?
Okay, okay.
So this only works when Ethereum is doing good.
So you have to wait.
But whenever there's some volume with Ethereum, get 32 ETH, get a little DAO started, and be a validator, and then just start getting
rewards off of that, and then put it into your stakes item, and then you'll just get
infinite APIs, the best Ponzi.
Until you realize Ethereum went down to $200 again, and you're fucked.
Yeah, and then move on to different things
i like it i like i like the thought process i mean
i got builders in the space print go look at go look at your competition go look at your
competition go look at real defi platforms look at your competition. Go look at real fucking DeFi platforms
and see what works for liquidity incentivization
and TVL bootstrapping.
And then learn and build that into your product.
I'm not just ranting just because I'm being a cunt.
I mean, I'm definitely being a cunt,
but I'm ranting because I care because I want to see good BTC5 products come out and absolutely dominate the landscape.
And then everybody gets fucking preposterously wealthy and all our fucking rooms at BRCs pump to fucking high heaven.
And we're all fucking happy.
That's what I want. That's what I want.
Anything better than that would be having a really expensive mint
to inject liquidity into the space.
That's the only thing, the other thing that could help us.
You know, that would be a...
Well, Udi,
let me see some action.
Or create a token and um have everyone invest and
give you bitcoin and then you just give them back shares of the token
the real alpha is this guys let me tell you the actual playbook okay so you're going to want to
print out some tokens preferably billions because you know unit bias you're going to want to keep 90 of those tokens locked up in a vested
contract that you know makes everyone feel safe you're going to want to take 10 of those tokens
you're going to split them up right you're going to say 2 for this community the rich communities
only don't give the poor communities anything because if you give the poor community stuff
they'll sell it because they're poor right so you want to give you want to bribe you want to say hey
for example best in slot release the lockup you want to say hey lock want to bribe, you want to say, hey, for example, best in slot, release the lockup. You want to say, hey, lock up your puppets, lock up your wizards, lock up your Bitcoin cyborgs, because those are all equal value.
And then you want to give them rewards based on the value of the lockup.
And then only those people make the other people upset that they didn't get shit.
So now they have to buy in to pump the bags of the people that were more diamond handed than they were.
And then this is how you really, really make the machine work.
Now you have high APY.
Infinite run.
Same thing for Dexes.
Hell yeah, brother.
Same thing for Dexes.
And like literally all the Dexes, I don't know what y'all are smoking, but you need to be making Dex tokens.
It works for initial liquidity bootstrapping and
there's a reason that that is done obviously that's not a long-term solution but if you want
to see liquidity on your platform you need to make APY crazy because you're emitting a
fucking vesting schemed Ponzi token as incentives I don't know who needs to hear this actually i do know who
needs to hear this unisat uh let's see rune stacks arch uh odin yep yep yep yep yep all the i'm
forgetting a bunch of them there's a bunch of startups i love all the builders making things
but go make fucking ponzi tokens And get liquidity going
I'm honestly shocked that nobody's hired you on
To be an advisor for the Ponzinomics divisions
Literally it would be too easy
Actually, Ordx
He's a board member at Ordx
So expect some great Ponzification tactics
Coming in there future
We got Hills up here as well
What a legend, welcome Hills
BJ Hills I'm just BJ. BJ, BJ. BJ.
BJ. I'm just clocking in for like.
Oh no. She's gone. Five seconds.
You know what? She did the two hours. I saw her at the timestamp show that she has been here for two hours and she deserves to be compensated for those full two hours, maybe even at, you know, time and a half at least.
So excellent work, Hills. We love you.
This is like 20 years ago, 30 years ago when you were going into high school first period and you were like 45 minutes late, but you showed up just to get the I attended class mark.
I feel you. Hills, did you know, Hills, that we have already raised $550 from one piece of art just for you?
Hopefully that pays for at least your gas.
I think that might pay for the gas, hopefully.
They'll pay for our nails at least.
Priorities, everyone.
Priorities.
She is fully rugged uh yeah but we come to the last
10 minutes and the mystery i see you've posted your space at the top the mystery zone it only
gets better every fucking episode is amazing so if any of you guys want to join is it is it's on
tonight i guess right mystery well tonight for me later on for you that's right that's right you
know it's a strange zone for everybody where it's like, you know, it's either too late or too early for everyone.
And that's the perfect time.
And we just vibe out.
You know, we talk about the Bitcoin ordinals and the charts and things and some goofy shit.
And, well, we spank each other's asses at the end and we do it again the next night.
So, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, everyone's enjoying.
I mean, the only times i've been awake for it and
i've joined it's been it's been really good i really enjoy your monologues mystery when you
just go off on one and i don't know how you do it mate because i'm not that you do one right now
mystery we need one we need an early day mystery monologue you know honestly i feel like uh you
the the monologue is an art right it's an art that you got to get used to right because sometimes
you just got to carry through that silence, right?
You got to start doing art, you monkey.
No, there's a paintbrush.
You got to do some fucking art.
And, you know, these taproot wizards, they saved the fucking market, right?
They saved us.
We were all going to zero, and they injected so much goddamn liquidity into the market.
It's insane.
Everyone's rich now.
Last I checked my DMs, everyone's got, like, a castle.
They have a yacht.
It's incredible to see. And it's only going to get better from here my dms everyone's got like a castle they have a yacht it's incredible
to see and it's only going to get better from here because now that everyone's rich they're
going to be sweeping the puppets right they're going to be sweeping the cyborgs and everything
in between cynthia's incredible art the ordex art it's going to be just a beautiful time they're
even going to be buying neighbors well taproot alpha keys they're going to be buying those
they're going to be getting into his discord and people are saying there's a lot of good alpha in there so check him out check him
out he's got a bitcoin puppet honorary did you believe it would you believe it could you believe
it and uh you know frog polian he's out there posting videos so check him out as well what a
legend gotta shout out all the fucking puppet legends holy shit we got shakima up in here
i love you shakima i wish i knew how to say it
he can't speak right now but he's uh back home and someone is asleep next to him probably a man
and absolutely love the spaces that you throw fucking right puppet coated and wanky is always
throwing the best spaces out there you know my god the british spaces the puppet spaces
every fucking space he throws is an absolute fucking banger you know my god the british spaces the puppet spaces every fucking space he
throws is an absolute fucking banger you know he's gonna write a book about how to how to throw a
banger space and that's how he's gonna retire he's because he's gonna lose it all in the crypto
so he's gonna have to make it back being at the number one on that new york times bestsellers
list you heard it here first let's fuck it out of the mountains yet are you can you are you hello
are you there can you hear me nope nope she can't okay oh no hills why she's probably out there with
92 right now i think she's in the car i i last i heard so she might be going through like she's
looking for bigfoot right now and like that that's hard to remain like you know connected to the 5g
in the world when you're out in the middle of nowhere like she's trying to get her ass eating she's not getting her ass you know hey i didn't
say it you said it i was just saying she was having bigfoot all right well once you go bigfoot
you can never go back so uh sorry you know what they say about big feet big old shoes hill says she's in a lift she's doing a zek
oh man the magic that happens in those lifts shout out to zek for always getting caught in
them shout out to hills for also getting caught i heard a rumor you were coming to vegas in a
tiger suit is this true i can cannot confirm nor deny these rumors i've seen some mock-ups of what the what the costume might look
like and let me tell you i was i was wanking pretty hard i mean if we can recreate the famous
mike tyson photo with you in i think that that is an inscribable art piece thousands of dollars
value you know i think the justin trudeau tiger suit is like just trumps it all you know uh that
that's what he needs that's exactly what he needs and we need to we need to find the mike tyson famous photo of the tiger in the house and in
that spot we got to have winky pose in the same position as tiger and then and like someone and
we put a bitcoin puppet over someone in the photo that poses with him and then bgs put steve in
there somewhere yep put a gold frame on it and we sell it for $18,000. You guys got to get in a circle and do like the famous puppet picture.
Oh yeah, we got to do that.
Yeah, that's what we really got to do.
You know, I think that's number one on the priority list for everyone.
We can do a Puppets in Vegas collection basically.
We'll take all the photos, all the famous angles, all the famous places.
We'll just reenact all the famous fine art Vegas trash,
and then we'll sell it for money.
Grifting, that's how you really grift.
I mean, I've heard you've got pyramids there,
you've got the Eiffel Tower,
you've got Venice.
What doesn't Vegas have?
It's got everything.
Oh, I know the Eiffel Tower you guys are going to be making.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Who's going to be making. Hell yeah.
Who's going to be in the middle?
If you had to pick like five places that we had to get a photo in off the top of your head, what would you say?
Which positions?
No, yes, but no.
Which places in Vegas would you like to get?
You haven't been to Vegas, right, ever?
No, I don't know.
So you don't know shit about shit, huh? No, I don't know. No. So you don't know shit about shit, huh?
No, I don't know shit about shit.
I wouldn't go anywhere that doesn't have a king, at least.
I mean, savages, really.
What year is this?
Tribal people or what?
What's going on?
Everyone shut up.
I think Kills is back.
Oh, my God.
She's back.
Oh, my God.
Quit talking about her.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit shit oh shit oh shit she's here
i went outside i'm on the roof it was i'm so yeah no i'm really weirded out right now
like austin's so different my god i'm such a boomer yeah did you hear me when before you disconnected the first
time we've raised 550 from all these pours below so far uh selling them really shitty quality art
i think about 30 kilobyte art i got them i got them good hills oh the the card that you made
that's dope we got 11 sales so far um definitely i didn't buy 10 of them I swear I think it was Udi that did it
so I think that covers your gas costs
right of like driving home tonight
I thought this was for Vegas
you're just going to donate money for me
you already paid for Vegas
so you know this is your money at this point
since you already paid for everything
and we're all in debt for Hills L Incorporated except we promised that they'd get feet pics in exchange for this money so
you've got those were your those were your feet pics not hers mr yeah those were my feet exactly
yeah you did i was gonna say make sure you read the document next time yeah yeah sweet
wakey also just agreed to the tiger suit. That's bullish. That is bullish. Disconnected.
I just, I really want somebody in a tiger suit
so that we can, like, take pictures with them.
We go full grift with it, Hills.
We take the famous photos, we retake them,
and we inscribe them, put golden frames on them,
and then attach very high prices to them
and only print one of each.
You remember that guy that, spent like $20,000
turning himself into a dog or something?
Like he got a really good dog costume.
Holy shit.
He was living like...
I think he was a collie.
I think he was a collie.
And then he hated it.
And he's like, it's harder than I thought.
It's like, this is not convenient and conducive to a life.
It's like, my knees hurt so bad.
We need someone to do a Bitcoin puppet ears in real life.
Yeah, yeah.
You have to get somebody in.
You never come out of that costume, and you always walk on all fours for some reason.
You're walking like a dog, and we have a leash as well.
You can just get your lower shins cut off so you have nubs.
Okay, you want to hear something random?
So you guys have been paying me for your tickets or whatever in venmo and i don't
ever use that and um i like i just get random payments for things like i guess people have
the wrong email or something and i'll just get like randomly get a 20 from someone and then
they're like oh no this is a mistake can you send the 20 back and i'm always like afraid it's some
kind of scam so i just don't do anything And when I went in there to check everything,
there's just like two or three that lead me to believe someone with a very
similar either name or email address as me is a very low budget hooker.
Because like the notes, the notes on it are like knee pads or like.
Yo, what the fuck?
Knee pads, $25. pads 25 dollars is it telling you it's like it has like their full name you know so i mean i think it's the actual person like you have to verify with
your bank account right yeah venmo venmo is american only you can't even get up here in
canada so okay congratulations on your new side gig, Hills.
You didn't do anything for it, and you're doing great.
I didn't even have to suck a dick.
Pretty sweet.
Win, win, win.
Mystery, we've got to get that Venmo set up for behind the Wendy's dumpster.
We're getting the Venmo, yeah.
We're going to have the Venmo behind the Wendy's dumpster.
The tip feature, we're going to get that activated as well.
It's going to be a very large tip,
just like me.
So, you know,
I know, yep, nope.
Fuck off, Wank.
Nope, I'm not done.
I'm not done. I've got more items
that need to go on Kanban boards.
Alright, this is
specifically for Magic Eden.
Gnarl, CC Make Tokens Fun,
Dayhay, I think.
Oh, is it Dayhay?
Specifically
for Fungibles, number one, what I want to see is season two, bid and ask incentivization with Emmy.
By that, I mean reward explicitly people putting resting bids and asks to beef up the order books for fungibles.
I don't know that it's a great idea for ordinal.
Maybe it is, but I think it's a pretty good idea for fungibles.
Also, consider at least adding BRCs.
I know the infrastructure for actually doing trading with brcs is much more technically complex
blah blah blah but like at least add them into the whole list but more my bigger point
i am pretty sure incentivizing bid and asks ask orders with me so it's like the longer like the
more notional volume you have is sitting at a bidder and ask,
counts towards your ME points, blah, blah, blah, something like that would be a good idea.
DJN, give me your opinion on that, please.
What do you think about this idea?
Poke holes in it.
Am I crazy?
There you go.
That's my opinion.
I took a dab. I don't really care.
Is that a good opinion?
That's great.
Buy more fine art.
Fuck your meme coins.
is probably going to rug us just like everything else.
So you might as well just buy more puppets.
Well, I like that. I like that. It's a good way to rug us just like everything else. So you might as well just buy more puppets. Well,
I like that.
I like that.
It's a good way to close the space.
you know me,
it's nine o'clock for me on a Saturday night.
I quite like doing get absolutely fucking smash boys.
It's smash time,
It's smash time.
Absolutely.
Off my face,
falling off the chair,
waking up tomorrow morning,
keyboard keys stuck to my face,
somehow spelt out cunt,
no idea where I've been,
how I got back home, covered
in shit, and then go
oh, oh, woe
is me, I feel like, I feel so poopy.
I'm never drinking again.
Never, oh, oh,
and then do it all again next week.
Flying Gray Squirrel has his hand up,
I think he probably has something really important to say.
doesn't he?
he's always got his fucking hand up,
He's always got a camera.
Right at the end.
You have to be nice to the disabled,
look at that PFP.
He's not very smart,
He thinks he's got a puppet on.
That's what he thinks he's got.
He thinks he has.
That's what we told him.
Put that on. Go on. It's a puppet. Yeah, go ahead, man. Trust us a puppet on. That's what he thinks he's got. He thinks he has. That's what we told him. Put that on.
It's a puppet.
Yeah, go ahead, man.
Anyway, guys, we'll see you again next week.
Mr. E, Zach, you got anything to say?
Wait, wait, wait.
I thought you were starting a new space on Wednesdays or something.
Tuesdays, mate.
Tuesday, ain't it?
Is that the Britskits thing?
Or is that yesterday?
No, that's a different.
This is going to be when all you guys are asleep because I kind of want to talk to you guys anymore you think i sleep
so real friends out here yeah well my real mates you know when you guys are sleeping i've got actual
mates that are cool um i come over here to try and make you a bit cooler i'm doing my best it's hard
so please be patient uh and yeah we'll see tuesday tuesday midday UK time that's GMT that stands for game man time
we'll see you there if you're awake
I doubt you will be you're not cool enough
Mr. E Zach you got anything to say
before I wrap this up
I just gotta say it's all
I'm gonna go
the best vibes nobody does it better than the
Bitcoin Puppets presents Stable Wizard
Liquidity Injection thank you
Tapper Wizards for for saving the markets.
What do you think of this, Zach? What do you think of this?
And thank you, Wanky, for throwing this banger space.
Let's fucking go. And also,
we love the beautiful.
Let's fucking go.
I'm going to go eat
some miso soup and hopefully
get less sick, slash curl into a ball
and off myself
but before I do I did just want to mention
real briefly if you're trading this weekend
on the corn I
pity you and I question your sanity
if you just got liquidated
by BlackRock's fucking weekend
manipulation desk at 81.7.
You deserved it.
I don't know why you keep giving your corn to the
bankers, but consider
not doing that and instead purchasing
spot corn and Bitcoin
puppets. Yeah, that's all.
Fuck you bears. Eat a dick.
Fuck the bears and eat a dick.
And we'll see you again next week.
I have a final thing to say. W you again next week. Love you guys.
I have a final thing to say.
Wanky is lame.
Wizards are cool.
Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck my dick, suck my dick.
Kick, kick, kick.
I love you.
Have a good weekend.
Bye. The morning is pumping fast.
Taproot wizards saved our ass.
Thank God for you, the and the team.
Bet you all feel bad for being so mean.
Just check my bags, I'm up for TK.
And the wizard pump is leading the way Thank God the taproot wizards
Not gonna lie
I think they might bring world peace
question's gonna
make me feel alive
I can feel it in my
it won't let me
sleep I can do 0.2, but it doesn't seem that much. When you consider all there's a quinnity that should have been 0.5
Imagine how much it could have helped if you'd have made them 0.5
We could have found a lie
Oh, thank God
The temper of the wizards
All that far away
Go fuck yourself.