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$BOBO
Recorded: May 2, 2025 Duration: 1:23:33Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion centered around the Bobo meme battle, participants explored the evolving trends in the crypto community, emphasizing growth through engagement and unique fundraising mechanisms. The event showcased the cultural significance of memes in crypto, highlighting how community-driven projects are gaining traction and fostering long-term commitment among investors.
Full Transcription
Music Thank you. Thank you. now that's ridiculous that's ridiculous i'm in fucking full william wallace
guard and you motherfuckers are trying to rug my fucking space for me, man.
Who called alchemists to fucking do this?
Which one of you bitches is fucking leaking some shit?
Huh?
God damn it.
Welcome back, motherfuckers.
We're here.
We're back um all right well look i wanted to have some fun on a friday man i wanted to celebrate bobo
but uh also uh you know maybe give a little little fucking mean battle going um
and uh yeah i don't know bobo and non did you want to kind of say anything because i know this
was your idea and i'm happy that you you fucking started up but i also didn't want to start going
crazy with the battle and shit want to get let you get get uh you know kick us off with any thoughts man yes yes sure well what even
is this battle what what's this battle about so uh what we've been doing is these meme battles man
and basically it's like you know like a rap battle format except except you harness fucking Chad GPT or Grok, and I put a topic up.
I got some ready-to-go topics for the round,
and it's whoever can create in seven minutes and ten seconds
the best fucking meme that slaps in alignment with the topic,
and the speakers are the ones who vote.
And the winner gets $200 in Bobo.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
How many times have you done that?
So we just did the fourth one a couple weeks ago and they're getting better each time.
So I figured we'd do a condensed version here.
I see we got RTF, rtf cousin a couple others so we would need a couple
up to uh grab their oh and happenings is in the building so it's lit then um
because these are fun and uh and obviously celebrate what's that sure yeah no let's let's
run it in a few minutes so talk to me dog where are you how did you find
find your way to this fucking base name where did you how long you've been in the in the fucking
yes so i've i've been invested in the bobo since i would say end of March last year
Crash is clay. I'm sure most you guys know that guy. I've followed him since
2021 last bull run. I'm one of the first
organic followers of the guy
And I you know, I would watch every single one of his videos because you know he was based as shit and he made me a lot of money I took his course every single meme coin he invested in
I saw transparently through his ideology and what he believed in especially when he spoke about Monero, my favorite cryptocurrency.
He guided me towards Bobo.
He made me a lot of money in Brett.
I decided, you know what? As much as I like based Brett and its narrative and how much I've profited off of it.
I just, I look at Bobo and I say, it's just so iconic.
It's just so fucking sexy.
You just look at the guy.
I mean, we just, what people don't understand, which is okay,
is most people, they need a thesis to follow.
They need to look up to somebody like a Crash and a Mirad, whomever you have, with a solid
thesis of, okay, this makes sense, we can make money because X, Y, and Z.
But once that thesis plays through, all you're left with is some gay-ass-looking weirdo fucking Cohen community.
It's cool. It's cool.
I look at stuff like Floky, for example.
I don't like that.
I don't think a lot of people do.
I don't think a lot of people are passionate about Valky,
a stupid Viking hat.
You know, it gets to a point where
the only credibility it has
is its history.
Is that somebody sent
the coin to the moon once
before, and now we invest
into it because
liquidity.
So, Bobo has a unique opportunity to outlive the thesis,
that of based bread, even, of itself.
And that's a comparison to a coin I deeply respect.
I think Bobo's thesis, I mean, being the villain of the market, being used by
every single fucking community as like a add on a compliment to their posts because their posts
aren't interesting and they have nothing to post other than look, look, it's Andy wearing a,
wearing a nice watch and a business suit. No shame on Andy. I've made
tens of thousands of dollars on Andy. I've been in Macs because Bitcoin's Discord server.
But it gets to a point where how much of the supply is owned by these people who are pushing
it while it is just so much easier to gravitate towards something that is just as organic as Bobo.
See, I don't care how many insiders, how many people think they have a lot of money in Bobo.
It's easy for me to feel a genuine connection to because its thesis is used by everybody. it's just so iconic it's so simple to that
to that point i i did want to your your initial message uh bobo and not to uh host this space
compelled me to put together try to distill down like the most potent description of this
motherfucker and i want to give a summary
because i know most of the people on twitter don't read or can't read um i'm not going to
read the whole thing but i'm going to give up what i the the kind of distilled down version
um to that point of why bobo the bear is so different i titled this bobo the bear from 4chan
meme to bear mark of mess, but Bobo the Bear
isn't just a meme, he's the personification of red candle culture, a smug, dead-eyed cartoon
bear born in the toxic crucible of 4chan's biz board who went on to become a cultural
touchpoint across trad fi, crypto, Twitter, and decentralized finance in a world of drowning in bullish cope and
delusional hopium bobo stands as the bear market's unapologetic mascot and in a plot twist only
crypto could write he's now a 25 million dollar coin too this is the full memetic anatomy of bobo
a cultural analysis of bear who never leaves born in 2018 bobo emerged from biz as a crude
apu up a stodged out whatever the fuck style but listen this is the thing these motherfuckers
talk about oh apu is not a me dude i know you're an apu and that's that's fine but i i i'm not
gonna pretend reality isn't real i might not love the motherfuckers in apu but to say that this
isn't a meme that was formative in the culture of
fucking crypto, you're retarded. You just put, you just fucking expose yourself that you don't know
shit about fucking dick. Okay. So that's just a side note, but he was quick. Bobo was quickly
crowned the patron state of downturns, the eternal foil to Moomoo, the bullish counterpart. Bobo
mocks, waits, and reappears whenever portfolios bleed. He became a ritual,
a signal, a shrug in the face of collapse. The smug god of market misery smurfs through red
candles, presses the crash button, and weeps when bulls win. But Bobo's more than a meme. He's
emotional infrastructure. He's the antagonist in every market's hero arc. Without him, there are no
stakes, no pain, no triumph. He is not your friend. He is your final test. From Wall Street
bets to crypto Twitter, he's a reply under every delusional pump tweet. He narrates losses with
grace and glee. But one artist turned Bobo into a myth, wrecked Takashi. Since 2018, wrecked
despair core. Bobo Post had tortured bulls and given form to fear. Takashi did not just
draw Bobo, he ensouled him. In 2023, Bobo became tradable and in 2024, he bridged the
base, joining the chain that now defies meme native liquidity.
Bobo's presence on base reflects his cultural prominence.
Wherever market conviction flows, the bear flows.
It's the only token where price going up betrays the mascot.
Pepe, from a cultural impact standpoint, is everything.
Irony, mania, pain, joy.
A universal code switcher. Bobo is consequence.
He's not chaotic. He's inevitable. Pepe isn't just chaos. He's the original language of web
native expression, a vessel for mania, irony, confusion, resistance, triumph, and loss. He
doesn't just stand for a single emotion. He contains them all. This is why Pepe remains the meme of all seasons, the universal code switcher in market psychology.
But by contrast, Bobo is narrow and essential.
The code logic of pain, the gravity that centers delusion.
He doesn't invite interpretation.
He simply exists to end things.
Then we went down to the market means, put them to get out.
I'll skip that.
The last part, Bobo is not bullish.
Bobo is not hopeful.
Bobo is true.
He gives meaning by triumph, by threatening to erase it.
He reminds every bull that the test is not over.
There is no rally without reckoning.
There is no pump without pain.
When bulls sleep, Bobo eats.
That's the summary of fucking Bobo the Bear to me, dog.
Ah, so beautiful.
I love it.
I fucking love it.
I love the end pitch.
Bobo is truth.
It's just perfect. It's perfect. In a Twitter timeline full of just
regurgitated nonsense, pump my dick, suck my cock, you know, all this gay shit, all these
dumbass looking fucking memes. I look at Bobo, I'm like, oh my God. I just want to,
memes. I look at Bobo, I'm like,
oh my god.
I just want to...
These guys, these guys,
Bobo and on, these guys just
want to have fucking my little
pony circle jerks. Nobody wants
to have a compelling hero's arc.
Everyone pretend they want to be that,
just have this fucking action hero
with no action to do. Bobo
provides the fucking stakes, dog.
This is something that brings entertainment to the market. We're bobo provides the fucking stakes dog this is something that brings entertainment
to the market we're always fighting against the fucking bear dog every red candle on the second
on the fucking hour on the month in the year bobo is the fucking one that we have to be victorious
over and motherfuckers forget that this shit is exciting with him with that energy. And if you don't have it, if you don't respect it, you're fucking in my little pony bubblegum fucking drop.
Fuck you little pussy ass bitches.
You can't handle this type of power.
That's the difference.
Yes, that's that's the energy I feel, man.
I'm looking at Bobo at the 25 mil market cap
And i'm thinking to myself you really want to pump some other person's dick over over some uh
Short-sighted low visionary fucking
Coining community. I mean, I mean how fucking dumb is that?
Mind-blowing. I didn did want to say what's up
to my dog Happenings. How you doing, my brother? Good to see you. I'm good to see you, bro. How
we doing? Everything good? Bobo to the billies? Billions, bro. Hey, listen, I don't know if you
have it, if you have it in you, but I was thinking we could squeeze in a little fucking mean battle,
but I need my dog Happenings here to, youings here if we're going to do it, obviously.
Of course.
Of course, bro.
Oh, shit.
All right.
And listen, I wanted to say my piece for Bobo.
Please, go ahead.
Go ahead.
For transparency, I actually don't hold Bobo, but I do hold counterparty assets from 2022 that are from the Bobo directory.
Let's go.
And that's when I first hit Bobo.
And for me, Bobo is basically the motherfuckers that stay during the bear market.
The ones that trench when the liquidity is not there.
They make their own liquidity.
They stay in to learn the lessons that are left over from the tourists that left the space.
I love that.
Everyone that stays in the
bear market ends up winning in the bull market so bobo wins either way you know i i i love that
and also just as like an asterisk not everyone who stays right because some of these fucking
monkeys who can only think two seconds in front of the fucking next ticker are gonna be sorely
mistaken when they realize that this little chasing games, moving fucking powder around here and there is diminishing returns, my dog.
And the power of patience and time in the market is something that people are just tossing to the
side because they think that they fucking, that all of a sudden they've been imbued with being
a fucking genius because they hit a lick off some fucking ridiculous ticker of you know you know fucking gerbil snot whatever the fuck you guys are whatever the fuck
you know it's bullish okay all right like like i can't go ahead no sorry i was cutting you off but
i i want to i want to make this point clear since you just brought it up. People making a shit ton
of money off these moonshot, low cap motherfucking coins. Dude, I turned $3,000 into over $400,000
just rotating into conviction blaze in like two months. The whole crash fucking
base brat resistance dog shit like that.
It multiplies quick.
So if you want to make actual money, you just find correct narratives.
You just wait, you wait.
If you want to rotate, you can rotate until you find your landing destination.
That's probably what you want to do.
You probably don't want to trade every fucking second of your life, right?
At a point, it's going to come to an end. There's going to be so much pain. It's a fool your life, right? At a point, it's going to come to an end.
There's going to be so much pain.
It's a fool's pursuit, right?
Like, unless you're someone like Landy,
and even like someone like Landy,
who I see down there,
like, he knows what he's doing.
He's playing with futures is different, right?
But when you're just fucking chasing,
like, to think that there isn't diminishing returns
just by having these fucking, you know, plays every now and then.
Like, it's amazing the delusions that a fucking green candle can do it to a motherfucker.
You can really convince yourself that you're fully fucking himothy with just hitting a green candle and just magically forget all the shit that preceded it.
It's just amazing to me um one thing i want to
mention while we're still cooking because in order to do the battle we got to have gladiators in the
arena um anyone who wants to fucking wield their chat gpt or grok weapon and uh go head to head
in two rounds for 200 worth of bobo in this fucking meme battle. Come up to the
stage. You need to be on stage in order to participate. You don't have to speak, but you
got to be able to fucking put the emoji up. So, or your thumb up or whatever. And then anyone who's
down to come help us judge, you be on stage to judge so submit a request
stop being i know it's friday afternoon i know are doing things but i'm cracking
something open it's uh it's time man let's enjoy this me but i did want to put that out there
because we really can't do if are gonna sit down below with their fucking tail between their legs. I see my dog RTF just came up on.
So we're just one step closer to fucking hosting another fucking battle on a Friday, dog.
Anyways, Bobo Anand, what were you saying, my brother?
I'm just so grateful to have such a conviction play.
And I'm sure once a lot of people make their money in the trenches
and whatever they're so-called satisfied with,
we're really not all satisfied.
But you collect your couple thousand dollars and you want to camp in a bag.
You want theses to play out.
Bobo, it's just perfect. It's so fucking perfect. And
I won't get into it. The philosophy behind it this time around that takes time, but I do think
to conjure up the discussion or at least the thought behind what's going to happen at the
end of this bull run going into next bull run
it may not be important you may think that i'm going to try to sell the peak of altcoin season
that doesn't matter everybody's going to try to take profits at the peak every single person is
going to do that but they're only going to rotate their greedy ass hands into coins that they believe can at least
survive if it doesn't work out for instance if we're at the end of altcoin season and it's a 50
50 chance i i could 5x my bag right now turn fucking 50 grand into 250 grand should i put it
in a coin that you know it's for sure gonna die in the bear market you know that community yeah
they're not going to be passionate for three years four years or am i going to put it into a coin that can survive? So if worst case scenario, I'm down in my bag and I'm left bag holding, it's at least in something that can survive and come back.
At least in something where I could say a prayer to.
that man, maybe if Bobo ripped to a billion and came all, all the way back down to 80 million
or 200 million as the bear market goes in, I could wait. It'll come back. It'll come back to
deck of fucking billions probably one day because it will be the last man's fucking standing. So I
think that's how smart people with a lot of money think. I now speak to some whales with a lot of money think i now speak to some whales with a lot of money and i know exactly
how they think they don't want to rotate into something that's just going to be gone they want
to rotate their profits into something that's inevitable so that's just some food for thought
i like that um i you know before and again uh i before we kick this off, because we need a couple more gladiators up here.
We need some judges.
Stop being fucking bitches, guys.
Come up on stage.
Let's have a mean battle on a Friday.
I wanted to say hi to RTF and say what's up to Bobo Batty.
Hopefully Bobo Batty is a Bobo Batty.
Let's hear what Bobo Batty has to say before we go to RTF.
Because I can't be calling you Batty if you're like...
She costs us.
What are you telling me, brother?
Here we go.
Here we go.
What are you telling me, brother?
She costs us, my man.
Yeah.
What's up?
What's up?
Bobo fucking billions is coded.
If they don't get it now, they can lick my balls later when it's at one billion.
Dude, you...
Fucking Bobo Billions, baby.
I love it.
I don't want to hear shit from nobody.
It's coded.
Dude, I didn't even know if I was speaking right there.
I had to check.
I had to check.
Yo, good to see you, Bobo Batty.
Good to have you here.
RTF, my dog, the mean battle fucking veteran by this point.
How you doing, bro?
I'm doing great, sir.
How you doing?
I'm doing good, man.
It's great to see you.
Before we kick this off, you know, this segment of it, which you're familiar with,
happenings, of course, is I did want to say something about what Bobo and I had mentioned,
and I'm not going to mention the monkey Muppet that he's referring to,
but it's more of a general sentiment
of the selective fucking righteousness
that I see out here.
The disingenuous part is what really gets me
when some people are trying to characterize Bobo
as if it's fucking acting differently
than some of the other leading tokens.
Like, these guys will be out here
full-ass advocating for certain tokens when they're damn near 2 billion or or 8 billion or 9 billion now
they're fucking down 90 and they're fucking laughing at bobo being down the same proportion
i don't understand that i don't understand and the same motherfuckers are like oh i've been
fighting bobo for for for a year and a half i'm checked Check the chart. It was at 375 or 550,000, you dumb fuck.
It's at 25 million still.
So what?
You got to shoulder a little fucking turn back when ETH is down to 1,700?
Lick my bear nuts, bro.
Hope you fucking suffocate them on down your fucking gullet.
That's where I'm at.
I don't want to hear none of this fucking shit with your selective fucking righteousness.
Motherfucker's like, oh, I'm not getting into any of these.
You don't have money to.
That's why.
You don't have money to.
That's the reason.
Okay?
Because you're fucking listening to, you're taking your profits when you're down 30%.
I get it.
You just can't fucking put Wednesday to Wednesday in a full sequence. So you fucking think that you got it.
You're taking profits.
Motherfucker, you're realizing losses.
Bitch, that's where I'm at.
Anyways, that's how we're going to kick off this meme battle, though.
They're Bobo in Spanish, bro.
Yeah, exactly.
Which means stupid.
Exactly, bro.
I want you.
All right. We got enough to you look if we got two fucking gladiators i would love to see you know someone like a cousins maybe
a supernova maybe a fucking uh jesus i see bullish in the fucking listeners
bullish i love you man i'm just happy i'm not in your chat anymore. The fucking, the depression is, was fucking, it's too much, man. I can't, dude, I don't,
the only bearish bear I want is Bobo. I don't need any of you other bearish motherfuckers in
the chat with me. Like, you guys can keep that for your fucking, for, you know, the other spaces
or whatever where you love to hate on Bobo is great but listen i know you love bobo
i just you got some fucking weird uh dynamic with when it comes to that uh i see my guy rick
another stoic fucking bo bro life and glory i see a lot of fucking um true riders man uh it's great
to see some of the bo bros here i think for those of you who haven't been here for the meme,
and of course my guy DG,
you want to talk about fucking on the front lines,
taking arrows from the front and back.
Motherfucker, dude.
Like this dude is fearless.
My dog, David.
You're like, talk about putting a lot.
None of you bitches are sponsored by Gemini
coming out here talking about Bobo when it's down.
Bad.
It's a different type of fucking sturdiness and understanding and fucking conviction and belief.
And actually, I don't give a fuck if motherfuckers like to play in the trenches a little too much, maybe.
My dog is laser focused when it comes to the fucking majority of the power
that he can bring to the fucking table and all of us collectively can but when a mother when i see
somebody like david endure this type of shit and just constantly get fucking misrepresented
mischaracterized i have only seen this motherfucker look out want to elevate motherfuckers and still people want to
spread baseless shit about it bro oh i heard this oh i'm so sure you didn't hear nothing bro you
didn't hear nothing this is one of the nicest dudes no cap that i've fucking come across and
it's genuine and that's why i hate when motherfuckers try to dismantle for attention bro
that's why i'm not gonna name the little monkey muppets to try to
do that because it's different bro there's actually good people here that want to see other people
succeed and recognize that you could have success in abundance and this scarcity mindset brings
fucking scarcity results over time that's just a philosophy but i fucking subscribe to it man
so i did want to shout out my dog dg uh anyways do we have enough for fucking gladiators for for
two rounds here who is down oh shit cousins is up here cousins good to see you bro how are you
motherfucker good to see you man i came up uh hanging out with the daughter listening. I'd love to be a rock star judge if we have a new contest.
Yes, we're going to.
Now, do we have one motherfucker that could be a fucking gladiator?
I see Small Bob.
Small Bob, how you doing?
Motherfucker, look at him with the little fucking Bob nut in the middle finger. love it it's bobo energy bro that's bubble and he's coming he came up here he's chilling uh
he doesn't say i've putting three thousand dollars into that fucking boner
no comment no comment my dog no comment comment. Listen, last call.
We need some fucking gladiators up here.
If not, we're going to go with what we have.
And that's just that.
$200 worth of Bobo on the line for two rounds.
Fucking around with some chat GPT or some grok to make a Bobo meme.
Sounds like fucking fun to me.
But you bitches are just, I don't know.
It's Friday.
You're not feeling it fine like i see
where's i saw my guy rad's in the fucking building like rad you don't want to come up here and
fucking put your put your fucking sauce to the table with this fucking chat gbt i know you could
cook up a meme in six seven minutes bro come on it's okay though i get it motherfuckers are doing
shit it's friday um we're gonna try it we're gonna try it let's see what's the life and
glory blends i know blends is fucking fire with the memes bro blends you don't have to speak bro
you just gotta be up here so you can submit the memes i know you got the prompt game is crazy
quick 200 bro um but it's okay no no pressure i'm gonna i'm gonna cap it in like what 20 seconds or
so so put your fucking submissions
and get your fucking shit up here david where you at dog i hope you're not fucking doing some
elliptical backwards or some shit the motherfuckers doing push-ups on fucking mount everest and going
going fucking running uphill both ways six times today um it's crazy. Anyways, let's see here.
Happenings, RTF.
Bobo Batty, are you down to be a fucking gladiator?
What are you doing?
He's down.
He's down.
Okay.
Cousin, you said you're down to do the judging.
I assume that means you don't got the fucking wherewithal to be able to to compete in the arena is that correct uh yeah i can't now uh got a bunch
of shit going on but i'd love to i just uh sent this to my chat we should get a couple memers
coming in yeah bro where's bird at dog what my dog yeah bro i just i'm gonna reach out i'm gonna
reach out all right all right all right um well let's see happenings i obviously what happen is do you want to i i i mean you can
you can throw your fucking weapon in if you want and still you know help me keep track if you're
down oh birds in the building i'm actually i'm actually out of uh turns on the chat GPT. I ran...
Damn, that was a fat finger. Go ahead. My bad.
I ran my
chances
on fucking
generating memes on the cross.
Yeah, I've been practicing.
Good, man. That's what I like to hear.
Bird! Two-time champion of the meme
battles is back in the building. Shit just got
very fucking serious
uh rtf are you are you gonna be down to judge you're gonna be are you gonna throw your fucking
weapon in the mix what are you feeling like use me as you need me uh i would love for you to be
a gladiator if you're down done okay cool um so we got bird a bird i know you i know you're down
to fucking taking a third win in the mix.
Yes, sir.
I'll be cooking.
I'll be driving, but I'll be here, and I'm cooking.
Okay.
Boy, got the chef hat on on that OK computer right now.
He's ready to cook.
Okay, so we got, let's see, one, two.
Bubbo and not, are you trying to judge, or you want to be a gladiator?
I'll judge until I figure out what's going on.
Okay, yeah, well, we're only going to do two rounds,
so next battle you'll have a chance.
I try to do them once every two weeks, once a week,
and keep them in the red days too to keep people enjoying
and celebrating these dope memes.
Today is going to be solely focused on Bobo.
Sure, let me watch this round one.
I'll try to judge.
I'll assist. We'll see what happens.
So listen.
Let's see. Who we got here?
We got Bird, RTF, and then
Bobo Batty, you're going to be a Gladiator too,
right?
Okay, bet. And Small Bob,
which one are you going to judge?
Thumb up for judge judge hand up for fucking
gladiator not dick up bro not dick up god damn it it's a fucking little bear bro
bro that pfp fuck kills me dude it's so funny it's very funny. All right. I see Dave is fucking acting shy.
So that's all right, man.
It's fine.
No big deal, bro.
It's okay.
All right.
So we got two gladiators.
We got RTF versus Bird.
And we got Bobo Batty.
Okay, cool.
And then we got judges here.
Great.
Great. This is good. Listen, one tip that I've noticed. While ChatGPT and Grok recognize Bobo the Bear, they little love tap, while we're setting up here,
Great.
This is good.
Listen, one tip that I've noticed.
because you're going to have seven minutes and ten seconds.
We're only doing two rounds today.
Sudden death will be, if there is a sudden death,
will be four minutes and 20 seconds,
but hopefully we'll be able to set this up.
The winner gets $200 in Bobo.
No questions asked.
No questions asked.
How it works for the new judges.
Please, for the love of God.
Only one vote per round.
You can only vote for one motherfucker.
How you vote, you raise that fucking hand
and you keep it up until Happ happening says he got the tally
then you put the hand down that's simple how many how many gladiators we got we got three gladiators
so we're gonna get sufficient time for the judges to check out each of the submissions uh gladiators
once you fucking are finished generating your meme pin it to the top of the nest.
Okay?
Oh, we got a request here.
It looks like a token.
You're not safe in here, token.
You're not, you are not in,
this is not a safe space for some fucking shill.
I promise you that, bro.
I will fucking,
I will promise you I'll block every motherfucker
I see with a ticker if that's what we're coming up here.
If you're coming here to compete though, that's here. If you're coming here to compete, though, that's different.
If you're coming here to compete, welcome.
Who's this?
Big Town Residence.
Let's hear this one.
Let me check the jumbos to see what type of shit we get spammed with here.
How we doing, Big Town?
Yeah, but I'm not good at the moment, you know?
Okay, see you know. God damn it. This is a celebration of the most powerful meme. No cat.
Anyways, let's do this.
Let's do this.
You guys ready?
I'm ready.
Okay.
I am going to post the first topic.
RTF, are you possibly near music for the round for a little or not?
Yes, sir.
Oh, my God.
He's going to gladly.
Oh, my God.
He's doing everything. He's going to participate in the fucking savagery
and keep us motherfucking engaged.
You love to see it.
Okay.
All right.
So here's what we'll do.
I'm going to post this first one
and uh and then we will start the clock um rtf maybe you can start us once once i start the
clock you can start us with a tune one tune that'll probably take half of it up the second
half we'll maybe talk about you know the prompts whatever whatever and then the seven minutes will be up and so we keep it pushing um all right here we go the first topic round one
excuse my boomer ass pumping fucking thumbs and shit i'm trying to post it then i gotta find it
then i gotta pin it you know how it fucking goes, guys.
Come on.
Okay, round one.
At least I can fucking type with my thumbs, bro.
I'm not here with my fucking pointer finger, so, you know, there's that.
All right, here we go, here we go.
Wait, Bird wants to speak.
Where did this motherfucker go?
He's back.
Whew, that was close.
That was close.
Bird, you there with us?
Bird! That was close That was close Bird you there with us Bird He's a listener
On my end
Oh man
It says he's coming up
Fuck we definitely need Bird
To start this thing
Oh it's connecting
Bird you gotta get off this T-Mobile you gotta get off this T-Mobile,
dog.
Gotta get off this T-Mobile, my bro.
Damn, Bird,
take a laugh or something, man, guys.
This is...
Yo, he's just giving enough chance
for Correct to come up and be a
glad he is. Yo, where's Correct at? Oh, I see him there, this Kool-Aid ass. Correct? Nah, he's just giving enough chance for Correct to come up and be a gladiator. Yo, where's Correct at?
Oh, I see him there, this Kool-Aid ass.
Correct?
Nah, he bounced.
He scared his ass away.
Look at that.
Bird, take a lap or something, bro.
This is crazy.
I seen this loop.
All right, he did.
He took a lap.
Let's see where he's at.
Motherfucker can't be anywhere where it's this difficult to get service in 2025 bro like
you gotta be at least in the first second third world country you're still in this shit he's in
big town right now what does that mean oh that dude exactly yeah all right all right all right
ready uh well shit okay here's bird here's bird bird let's see if we
got the fucking sauce right now is he here there he is yo yo my bad the app updated and it kicked
me out damn you're good bro fucking elon trying to trying to rug you of a third championship belt
in this motherfucker bro it's okay all right guys round one
posting it to the top of the mountain again there's only two rounds for this fucking battle
today is a mini battle round one we tried to warn you meme the ignored voices bobo in the replies
bobo on the timeline bobo always right but too early Alright we're gonna start the clock
7 minutes
And 20 seconds
Sorry 10 seconds
Starting
Where's this fucking timer
Alright 7 minutes
RTF can you give us a second to vibe on this? I've been in my bag way too long
Tell me if I'm doing wrong
Yeah, I love you, but I'd rather be alone
Yeah, I'd rather be alone
I made some bad moves
I know you did bad too
It's funny, I be laughing when I'm sad too
Baby, I'll be back soon I get druggy in the back room She said, boy, you know you did bad too, it's funny I be laughing when I'm sad too Baby I'll be back soon, I get druggy in the back room
She said boy you know you bad news
Prickin keep me calm, ex it make me lie shout
I don't know what's wrong, I don't know what that is about
I'm just making hints, I treat this through like it's my damn house
She said give me more, she said make me tap out
I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna crash out
Liberal keep a stick, keep clicking shit like it's a damn house
I've been smoking too loud, I should keep it down
Don't know what to do now, got shit to figure out
Drive with me, don't gotta worry for the both of us
Push me with a driver's seat, don't gotta hurry in the neighborhood
With a melody, don't gotta worry when tomorrow comes
Or push me ring the driving speed
Don't gotta worry now, cause we stay in control
In the name of love
Yeah, I know I'm bad for you
Yeah, I know you bad for me
She said, can you get this bag for me?
Money make a happy
Don't need nothing if you ask me
I might slut off in the backseat You ain't got me lying, I oughta get me going
I don't do the bragging, you said I'm a short
Baby I was trying, I look at how I'm flowing
Baby I was trying, I look at how I'm turning
Anxiety, you nervous
You fall in love on accident, is that your purpose?
You put in work for all this shit, but was it worth it?
Ain't tryna cry, so I put pain inside his verses
I think it's working Don't gotta worry for both of us. Put you in the travesty.
Don't gotta hurry in the name of love.
Where you by with me.
Don't gotta worry when tomorrow comes.
I'll put you in the travesty.
Don't gotta learn enough.
Cause we stay in control in the name of love.
Well, that's right.
Thank you, RTF. We got four minutes and 24 seconds left.
Ladies and gentlemen, Bobo and not.
Is there a prompt that comes to your mind when you're looking at this at this round, like something that will be your go to or open this up to anybody, any of the judges as we're sitting back here. Like what's, what's the vibes on what's your,
what's your go to to start off this kind of somewhat difficult, uh, you know,
image to convey, um, with Bobo.
Do you have anything that comes to mind?
Any ideas for the round two you're asking?
Oh yeah. I got it ready, ready and loaded. No, no, no.
I'm saying when you see this round one, right? We tried to warn you
Yeah, what's the prompt again round one? So it's which we tried to warn you mean the ignored voices
Bobo in the replies Bobo on the timeline Bobo always right but too early like
Anything that you how would you set this motherfucker up? Are you are you?
Saucy with the with the Are you, are you saucy with the,
with the AI prompts or,
or are you kind of?
I've never tried that.
Okay.
But I, I do come up with good ideas like that often.
I need a minute.
So I'm excited to see what they make.
I would be like,
I would be like Bobo with the all-knowing I told you so stare,
and he's holding a golden platter, presenting it to the viewer,
and it's got a big L on it.
That'd make me feel good for people to see that once they miss the rise.
That's right.
We got two minutes and 40 seconds left on the clock, ladies and gentlemen.
Happenings.
What comes to mind for you, my dog?
What are we thinking of?
RTFs, you guys got any?
Oh, RTFs, sorry.
RTFs.
You know, I want to see Bobo in a fucking graveyard digging the goddamn fucking graves of every dead meme once the bear market hit.
Bro.
Bobo will be the fucking Grim Reaper, the fucking death giver.
He will give the sentence of death to every meme in the coming fucking years.
I am fucking freaked up right now, my dog.
Let's go, Bobo Anon. That's what I'm talking about. Motherf my dog let's go bobo anon that's what
i'm talking about motherfuckers who don't know are about to find out see you guys forget that
bo bros got time we we haven't fucking done these foofy time expectations like oh yeah we're
fucking moon tomorrow nah bro this is the most powerful, most relevant, effortlessly fucking relevant market meme, period.
Always.
For market participants.
Are we not participating in a fucking arena for market participants?
Like, what are you guys doing with your stupid, you guys got these fucking crazy ass mascots and little fucking phrases.
Dude.
Bobo was staring at you in the eyes and you were just too fucking,
nobody understands the beauty of fucking delayed gratification.
And man, there's so many ways that you will see it in life.
It's some fucking discipline and delayed gratification,
believing in something,
being part of something that you're proud of that requires you to go through discomfort and shared fucking struggle with
motherfuckers that recognize the difference and the value the potential that is fucking right
there when others don't that is the sweet spot at least for me when it comes to uh investing
45 seconds left on the clock, bitches.
Let's fucking go.
All right.
RTF just posted.
Okay.
Judges, please take a moment to look at fucking RTF's meme.
Oh, this is fire, bro.
He put the gift sauce on it.
Jesus Christ.
Look at this, man.
Motherfuckersers raising the bar every
fucking battle dude most recent okay what we're gonna do once we get the the other contestants up
we got about 20 seconds left and remember there's a little bit of a cushion you don't have to be on
the dock but try to try to get it through here man we're not trying to have people bored on a friday
uh but you know it takes time to generate it and you know you do a couple fucking passes it doesn't hit whatever so we we understand but it's supposed to be quicker
and that's the time ladies and gentlemen that's the time um get your fucking submissions pinned
to the top of the top of the mountain oh shit bird just posted a banger. Okay, okay, okay. Who are we waiting on? We're waiting on Bobo Batty. Bobo Batty. Are you still with us? Because I don't want to be waiting here for nothing, dog. Okay, he's still with us. He needs a little bit of time. He needs a little time, man.
okay though we're gonna we're gonna get that submission up but in the meantime judges please
take a moment to look at each of the submissions thus far we're still waiting on one last one
but uh the power with a lot of these memes is in the details bro so don't let yourself overlook
the details keep in mind that you only have one vote for this round. So use it wisely.
Don't fucking start on the motherfucking left.
And then by the time you get to the right, you're like, oh, shit, I meant to.
Don't do that, bro.
Please.
200 bucks on the line.
$200 above the day.
God knows what that could be someday, bro.
It's really in the, it's up to the holders, right? But right now now the USD equivalent value at the time of the fucking victory will be $200.
You can bet that.
Yeah, this is like giving two grand.
Because you're not selling fucking 200 bucks.
You're holding that till the end of time.
This is going to be worth over two fucking grand right here.
There's some 30 motherf 30 uh competing right now I can't speak to Bobo Batty but I you know the voice sounded based uh
reminded me of a certain that I think is is well intentioned so we'll just
assume that the base extends to that too but bird and rtf are sturdy they are here for the fucking memes and i love motherfuckers that are
here for the memes man um okay but yo yo yo uh bobo batty don't take my fucking uh cushion time
for granted here this is ridiculous i'm fucking growing gray hairs and shit motherfuckers are
this is ridiculous.
We're going to put 20 seconds on this motherfucker.
Make up your goddamn mind, bro.
This is not a fucking boys club space.
Okay?
This is not a boys club.
Yeah.
This is a club for men and women.
Stardy bo bros and boboritas.
Okay?
Grown as fuck. Not fucking pre. this is not a pre-grown space motherfuckers um okay all right bo bros let's let's see this because
do a bubble bratty don't make me fucking have to put the gauntlet down bro don't i would love a
third one to vote on but this is
depressingly long like what is going on did you say that you hit your prompt limit dog like what's
you hit your problem with it all right give so are we are you out give me a thumbs up if you're out this motherfucker bro like this is why bobo is at fucking damn near zero like motherfuckers like
bobo batty right now acting like this too and fucking bullish like these motherfuckers
they want to make sure we stay at zero uh it's okay it's okay bobo are you in or not, dog? Yo, cousin, I'm going to break my fucking phone, dog.
I'm going to break my phone on my face.
Fucking black mirror in my fucking face, bro.
Okay.
20 seconds, Bobo Batty.
It's up, it's up.
Okay, he made it.
He made it.
Okay, for the future, future please just one fucking meme
i will we'll count it because it wasn't clarified but the motherfuckers who've been in these meme
battles know one fucking meme going forward but we won't count it against you all right i'm putting
two minutes on the clock rtf if you can please give us two minutes of some fucking sauce let us
look at all three of these memes.
Don't overlook the details, judges.
Make sure you understand who you're going to vote for.
And then please only vote on one.
We'll start the vote after this fucking two-minute countdown.
RTF, can you spin in my dog? I'm in the corner with the body steaming doors Never show the bathroom like I'm nowhere to go
This gon' make me feel the way that's all I can do
You already know, you already know
I'm in the corner with the body and the kids
She might get it popping up my way to go to go
I already know, I already know I feel lonely when you want to go I ain't ready to go I don't let it go
But I need to talk to you
Every time I win a single
You know how I can do it when I say it
Can't do my behavior when I say it
Too fast to last
Like don't let no more do it all
When you're up
So you wanna No you won't tell nobody more One minute left. 25 seconds I don't know. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it.
I want to get it.
I want to get it.
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I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. I want to get it. All right, all right, I see we got Julie up here.
My Julie is great to see you.
Hi, Sikersa.
How you doing?
A mean battle veteran, Julie.
It's good to have you back.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
I know you know what to do, so make sure you take a look at these three please if you i would love to have you amazing
creativity i'm saying it like i love them so much beautiful okay so as a reminder judges because we
wanted to be most aligned with the round battle it's not necessarily the dankest meme is the one
is the dankest that is most aligned with the round topic, which is we tried to warn you.
Meme, the ignored voices, Bobo in the replies, Bobo on the timeline.
Bobo always right, but too early.
All right. Judges.
We are going to start at the furthest to the left submission, which is Bobo Batty.
Ten seconds on the clock anybody who is voting for bobo batty please
raise your hand remember only one vote per round one vote yeah yeah he's got my vote i'm voting
for him but you gotta put your hand up you gotta put your hand up how do i do that oh okay you see
the heart the little heart down uh the little heart with the plus yeah and on the far right there's a look
there's a hand press that oh there you go there you go just just found out how to hack the matrix
yeah holy okay 10 seconds on the clock everybody who is
voting for bobo baddie's submission starting now seven six five four three two one happenings
all set hands all right hands down bobo anon if you could press that same button that you press to Happenings All set Hands down
Bobo Anon
If you could press that same button
That you pressed to
Put it up
Yeah
Please put it down
Please put it down
I voted for bad
Wait
Julie what?
We didn't get the bird yet
We didn't get the bird yet Okay We didn't get the bird yet. Oh, we didn't get the bird yet.
Okay, okay.
We didn't get the bird yet.
We're that bobo batty.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay.
Moving over to the next one, which is bird.es.
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your hand.
Ten seconds on the clock.
seconds on the clock if you are voting for bird submission
If you are voting for bird submission.
eight seven six five four three two happenings all set hands down okay wait i saw we got nobu up
here nobu good to see you. How you doing, man?
What up, what up?
I had to pop through real quick and show some support and love for C-Casa and Bobo.
Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog.
Good to see you, dog.
Good to see you, dog.
Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog. Good to see you, dog.
You know how I'm going to do these fucking,
these meme fucking battles on the night show.
These meme fucking battles on the night show.
So, listen, do you want to vote for one of the three here in case we are these meme fucking battles on the night show.
So listen, do you want to vote for one of the three here in case we aren't?
For sure, for sure, man.
Add me in.
Put me in, coach. No, no, no.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Julie, Julie, we can't be.
Yeah, hold up.
Hold on one second.
Don't sway my vote.
That's wild.
That's wild.
Nobu, real quick before we move forward.
The round topic was we tried to warn you.
Meme the ignored voices.
Bobo in the replies.
Bobo the timeline.
Bobo always right.
So these are the three.
We've gone through Bobo baddies.
So take a look at Bobo baddies.
Take a look at birds.
Before we take the final tally and go over to RTFf i want to clock in no booze vote and we're
still on bird ladies and gentlemen so if you're voting for bird please keep your hand up
you know i i like when women say that i'm right i like that little sandwich depiction
i also like the little pepes giving their time to to Bobo. Yeah. It feels like I'm getting power.
Yep.
Bird is fucking always on point, though.
I'm going to leave my feedback until the end for my thinking,
but I think, Nobu, did you have a chance to look at these three submissions?
Yes, I have.
Yes, I have, Coach.
And who are you?
Do I go ahead and vote?
Well, if it's not for Bird or for Bobo Batty, you can remain silent.
If it's for Bobo Batty, you've got to tell happenings because we already passed that.
If it's for Bird, you raise your hand currently.
Okay, I got you.
Hold on one sec.
Because I'm doing this on a Mac.
Give me one second.
There we go.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Hands up for Bird.
Hands up for Bird.
We got to.
No, Bobo, you can't vote, but you're a gladiator.
You know the gladiators are not voting, dog.
Keep your shit down.
Keep your shit down.
Bro, try to vote against themselves.
Motherfucker.
That's classic bobo vote
against himself to rug himself like you you want to talk about bobo in a nutshell with some of you
motherfuckers bro it's insane okay happenings we got the final tally here yeah all right everyone
hands down please hands down hands down okay moving over to the last submission which is rtf
hands up if you are voting for rtf submission
nine seven six five four three two one happenings Round one Bobo edition goes to RTF.
RTF!
Okay, congratulations.
Round one clocked in.
All right, all right.
Hands down, everyone.
Listen, the plan is to do two rounds.
I do have a sudden death topic figured out if we need it,
but right now this is going to be the last round
because we're trying to keep it short and sweet.
Don't want to get motherfuckers in the weeds on a Friday, but it's fun nonetheless.
Winner gets $200 in Bobo.
I am going to post the second and final round, barring there being a sudden death, right now.
All right, all right.
Let me see where this motherfucker is, bro.
Okay, here it is.
Oh, this one gets me fully bricked up, too.
God damn it.
It's beautiful.
Okay, here we go.
Posting it, posting it.
Ladies and gentlemen, we'll please look to the top of the mountain in about
however fucking long it takes
to load it probably four or five seconds let's see here let's see here ready oh shit hold on hold on
hold on i forgot the right fucking round two here don't you guys don't you fucking say shit
about my boomer ass, you motherfuckers.
I get it.
What a boomer, man.
God damn.
How did you make that mistake?
I didn't type it with my pointer finger.
It was with both thumbs, yo.
It's okay.
All right, here we go.
Round two.
Clown season is over.
The exit of the carnival.
Mean Bobo kicking out the influencers.
The NFT profile pics the vc funded
larp projects god it's gonna be good when this happens bro this is a premonition but it's also
around we got seven minutes and 10 seconds on the clock for this final round rtf can you actually
hold on i'm gonna give you a second i'm to give you a second to fucking load your shit up.
But I would like for you to kick us off with one song,
and then we will fucking taper off for the remainder.
Seven minutes and ten seconds on the clock.
And when RTF fucking kicks us off with this tune,
I will start the clock. Yeah, life.
Life is the only thing we need.
They need me to go, but I don't want to leave.
Rest in peace to a little kid. I can't stress about no **** cause I'm a timid soul Plus I'm cookin' up ambition on the kitchen stove
Pops start to bubble, see the suds, that you good to go
Say I'm suave, but I can't get be cold
Bro, think he John Wayne, I bought them Yellowstones
Love the way they hang, babe
The silicone, everybody fake now
You can crack the code, bust down everything
Set in rose gold, dread talking to you
Like I'm J. Cole
I could tell a head good before I even know
Don't tell me that you model if you ain't been involved
Gotta throw a party for my day ones
They ain't in the studio but they'll lay something
Rest in peace the drama king, we with straight stun
Y'all don't like the way I talk, say something
Gotta throw a party for my day ones
Pull up and you know it's us the bass jumpin'
Y'all don't like the way I talk to say something
Gotta throw a party for my day ones
They ain't in the studio but they'll lay some
Rest in peace the the drama king.
We was straight stunned. It's a man's love.
Spent a block twice like it ain't no way to park. Smat the back side of his head like he's dark.
OVO for well, we come out when it get dark. Big stepper, he came in the rose, but he left
in the stretcher.
Let my brother drive while I shoot team effort.
Asking all these questions, you must think you're Nadeska.
The chopper like the fill-all, not a autism molester.
I be with my gun like Rose B with lemon pepper.
She wanna hear some Afro beats cause she just popped a Tesla.
All that working out, that must think he a wrestler.
But this ain't UFC, this chopper came with a compressor.
This chopper came with a compressor.
This chopper came with a...
This Glock 45 came with a switch.
If I was Will Smith, I would've slapped him with a stick.
Put your hands in the L, it's a sticker.
Spin the same hood while I get my...
If you standin' on business, put your blicker.
Come around, actin' scared, get your blick up, come around, acting scared,
get your, fell in love with feeling dizzy, so I spizzing, I got mad love for the boy,
yeah, that's my twizzing, if the, keep on dissing, slide a gizzing, we the reason why
the office ain't got no frizzing, last play with me got turned up, I ain't even roll him
in the wood, cause he musty. You ask how she doing.
I just tell her coming.
Shot is 20 times.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Gotta throw a party for my day ones.
They ain't in the studio but damn lace up.
Rest in peace to Drama King.
We were straight stunned.
Yo, I don't like the way I'm talking.
Say something, say something, say something, say something, say something talking three minutes and 40 seconds left
yeah i'm expecting fucking good things out of this I want to make a post with one of these images.
Yeah, bro.
I want something sexy.
I want that fucking clown.
I want to see something good.
Dude, like, for my prompt, I would be showing Bobo at the exit of a carnival.
Show Bobo at the exit of a carnival.
In two hands, he's holding three fucking skinny, corny motherfuckers by the collar.
They have vapes in their fucking mouths, and they're uncomfortably fucking down bad.
He's about to chuck them out of the carnival.
Behind him, the base memes look on knowingly,
smiling and smirking of a fucking job well done.
From a job well done.
That's where my initial prompt would be at.
I don't know.
Any of y'all got what your fucking prompt would be for this?
Yeah, man.
So I was thinking you will have Bobo like really zoomed in on the right side,
pulling a lever with a wink on his face.
And behind him will be a platform where all the influencers are dancing on, right?
Where there is a club, let's say, like Club Live.
And they're all dancing with the VCs, this, that, and the third.
But Bobo's pulled that lever, right?
And then the bottom of that dance floor is just collapsing.
They're getting sucked into a black hole.
That's fire. Oh, my God.
That's fire.
Damn, bro.
I'm fucking...
I'm semi-erect.
I gotta fucking chill.
Dude, I love the idea of Bobo being this Grim Reaper Deathbringer fucking...
Deathbringer of the LARPs, but also Shepard of the fucking Max Long Gains of the larps but also shepherd of the fucking max
long gains bro that's the beauty of it um yeah listen it's it's through the fuck it's through
the fire that the fucking real shit is forged and that is what bubble represents man um all right
well we got one minute and 20 seconds left on the clock, ladies and gentlemen. Gladiators, whether you chose ChatGPT or fucking Grok as your weapon of choice,
make sure that shit is sharp.
Make sure that shit is fucking dense and sturdy and can cut through the fucking...
We just saw Bobo decline the co-host.
He must have had to fucking drop for a second.
I don't know.
Hopefully he comes back.
Anyways, Gladiators, one minute left on the clock.
Yo, one Gladiator left.
Get your shit to the top of the mountain, ladies and gentlemen.
Hold on.
I got to remove him from co-hosts and then put him back, I think.
Yo, Kosta, one of the Gladiators left.
What?
Who we lose?
The baddie.
Oh, man.
That's a shame.
Well, RTF is still in the running, and we got two-time champion birds still here, ready to cook.
So we still got a fucking match, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't give a fuck.
One motherfucker's going to walk out of here.
Do I have time to go to the restroom real quick?
I was a bumbo today.
Who knows what that's worth when this shit starts cooking?
Take the Mac with you.
Oh, Batty's back.
Batty's back.
Okay, motherfucker didn't do it.
You can't have a motherfucker with a Bobo profile.
Give up that easy, dog.
Nah, he ain't going to give up that easy.
Like, we know how to fucking sit through the mud and some pain and come back looking fucking, smelling good, bro.
Like, lemon fucking zesting you bitches.
Fuck you.
Okay.
Here we go.
That's time's up.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Get your shit to the top of the mountain, ladies and gentlemen.
We understand there's some cushion time.
But don't take the kindness for weakness.
Do not take advantage of a little bit of a cushion, dog.
Do not take advantage of a little bit of a cushion, dog. Do not take advantage of a little bit of a cushion, dog.
Man, I can't believe Dave is just out there fucking listening
instead of in the arena with us.
Motherfuckers.
He's probably working out eating salad.
He's eating ho-hos, walking up a fucking elliptical,
spinning around and shit,
thinking, I don't know, he's practicing for the fucking curling team on the Olympics in 2029
I don't know what the fuck
he's doing Pilates right now
he's doing yoga Pilates
he's teaching Pilates and shit bro
oh my god
in the cold probably too
that's how you get that skin and that hair
we get it you gotta do Pilates
for that shit
he's reverse in age bro at this point he found the fountain of youth You get it. You got to do Pilates for that shit. Motherfucker's biohacking the whole fucking shit, man. He's figured out.
He's literally seven years old.
He's reversed in age, bro.
At this point, he found the fountain of youth.
He biohacked himself pre-fucking puberty.
That whole shit is, he lost the beard, bro.
He's fucking got no hair, no nothing.
He's got an Andrew face at this point.
He's going to have a straight fucking outfit next year.
It's going to be Bobo, too.
Patchy beard.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
That's your good amount.
Ladies and gentlemen, get your fucking submissions up.
I understand it's important.
I understand it's high stakes.
$200 a Bobo just like that with some fucking, a little tip-tap of your thumbs.
A little tip-tap.
Okay, RTF is up.
Judges, hop on that motherfucker.
Start seeing what this dude put together in seven minutes and ten seconds
as a reminder we gotta make sure that it is aligned and dank but aligned with the round
topic which is clown season is over the exit of the carnival mean bobo kicking out the influencers
the nft profile pics the vc funded larp projects so please judges as you sift through
the details of these fine dank submissions make sure that you are not overlooking the layers of
dankness and thought and creativity that went in but make sure that it's also on point with the
battle round topic uh we are of dude where is bobo black this
motherfucker's out this motherfucker said see that's the thing though he no no i can't even
the mother i thought it was bob though the the fucking little one but it wasn't it was a it was
a proper bobo too i was gonna give me out there but whatever all right fuck it we'll do it live um okay rtf and bo and and bird
are up uh we're gonna put two minutes on the clock for the judges to have ample time to go through
and give the proper fucking attention due to these dank memes rtf if you could give us two minutes
of track i will tell you when the two minutes is up so you don't have to RTF, if you could give us two minutes of track, I will tell you when the two minutes is up
so you don't have to watch it,
but if you could fucking TF something,
that would be much appreciated, my brother.
RTF.
Did we lose him did i rug no you didn't rug you didn't rug you didn't rug can you hear me it's working oh yeah
there you are no it's not working
motherfucker uh somebody somebody fucking from the other side of the tracks made a call
i know it bro I did just take
methylene blue, so I don't know what the fuck's
happening right now. I feel high.
Do you actually feel
different from that shit? Oh, yeah.
I feel like I'm on top of the world.
Oh, what the fuck? I was thinking
I tried. Do you like that?
No, boy, he's high as fuck.
Jesus. The meth
in the word kind of just...
I don't know.
I got a tough thing about it.
I know.
Yeah, you're right.
Some Walter White shit, man.
But this is from Alex Jones.
Yeah, so it's very credible.
Then it's got to be good.
Straight from the source.
Are we without speakers?
It's okay if we are.
We got about a minute and a half left for these judges.
I also don't want to distract judges.
Please take your time. Go through an awful lot. We got about a minute and a half left for these judges. I also don't want to distract judges.
Please, take your time.
Go through. All that we needed was trucks I said enough is enough, don't got no business with you
Champagne for the X's, woodgrain for the Lexus
Snatch band by the Texas, you star, I direct it
My heart, I protect it, Cobain when I rent less
They say it's switched up, switched up to perspective You can't smoke at night
You get wet tonight
And you can't drink at night
You get fucked up sometimes
You and I, I lose everybody
We blur every line, risky every time
Girl, who you blame?
I never started fighting
I man up every time Girl, who you blame? Blame me, I never started fighting I'm in a baby time
Girl, who you blame?
Blame me, blame me No, baby, girl, who you blame?
I'm single, I'm faithful I'm young and I'm able
Real ones are my payroll I'm signing my label She's queen and I'm able, real under my peril. I'm signing my label.
She's queen and I'm Farrah.
For higher than me, my peril.
Tim's on her head up, real cute, but still ghetto.
I, you can't smoke at night.
You get wet tonight.
And you can't drink at night.
You get fucked up sometimes.
You and I, I lose everybody.
We're right.
All right, all right.
Thank you, RTF.
Capitalist, I see you joined.
I wouldn't have brought someone up, but you are a meme battle vet,
so I wanted to welcome you up to be a judge.
If you could just take a moment, make sure you look at those two fucking submissions
to the far left left the first being from
bird the second being from rtf and keep in mind the round two battle topic is clown season is over
the exit of the carnival meme bobo kicking out the influencers the nft part profile pics the vc
funded larp projects that's a topic topic. So your mission is to fucking
choose the motherfucker that
chose, that selected the best fucking
what is this thing that he posted up?
The image generation didn't
God damn it. Bobo
Batty. I don't even
know what to do with this, bro.
Yo, yo, is this a Batty for real?
No, it's not, bro.
It's just one of those guys that's alarming as a trick.
It could be your baddie, bro.
Oh, my God.
This is why we have trust issues in Web3.
Bro, tell me about it.
Okay, listen.
Disqualified Bobo baddie.
I don't even know what to do with it.
I'm tired of looking at this.
It's funny, but this isn't a fucking...
Bobo baddie is not serious.
Nah, you gotta be serious. Bobo is a serious
fucking asset, dude. This is a memetic fucking
powerhouse and it should be treated as such.
God damn it. Okay.
Judges.
Cab, I want to make sure you heard all that
before I... Yeah, loud and
clever. Thank you, dog. Remember...
Bobo Badi, that was kind of
that was fucking hilarious.
I told you said go.
That was wrong. That's what that was.
That was wrong. It was funny.
It was like, you know, funny for a moment, but
I'm tired of looking at it. Okay.
Judges, please
remember one fucking
vote for this entire battle round.
Not two.
Please, goddammit, I will fucking block you
and report you
for all different types of foul shit, bro.
If you vote for a motherfucker twice,
it's not much to ask.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
we are starting with Bird.
With Bird.
If you are voting for Bird,
raise your motherfucker hand
and we will put 10 seconds on the clock.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, happenings!
Hands down.
Hands down, ladies and gentlemen.
Hands down, please.
Hands down, please. Bobo and I. Hands down, ladies and gentlemen. Hands down, please. Hands down, please.
Bobo and not.
Hands down, my dog.
They are down on your screen?
Yeah.
Bobo and not.
You got that nice yellow hand.
There we go.
All right, here we go. Oh. Moomer.
All right, here we go.
I feel the pain, bro.
Don't worry.
It's all you're good.
Moving on to RTF.
Hands in the air if you're voting for RTF.
10 seconds on the clock.
7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Happenings!
Round 2 and the Meme Battle Bobo Edition goes to RTF.
Oh, shit!
RTF.
DJ RTF, congratulations on your first Meme Battle Champion gift.
Holy shit.
The motherfuckers missed all things today here we go a bird a value
shout out to my dog bird a two-time meme battle champion right now he will be back next time with
avenge and i know he was also driving today so he didn't bring his fucking hottest sauce
he brought a little fucking mile with a little chili on the side it's okay though rcf you just won yourself two hundred dollars of bobo my brother
this is a beautiful day beach this is a beautiful speech i love to see you speech he has first
fucking mean battle championship is second that he's competed in and he has also helped dj the
other so god fucking bless you this let's fucking go dog um listen man this is fucking, this is Bobo Billion's fucking, uh, loading.
I think that, um, Bobo Anon, it was, it was good of you to, to tee this thing up.
Um, yeah, I, if, go ahead, go ahead.
Of course, my friend, hopefully there's many more to come.
We're going to rise to the all-time highs.
We're going to have many things to talk about coming forward.
Many spaces to be held.
I love it.
If anyone else wants to say anything, please do.
Otherwise, I'm going to fucking say us out with that bobo prayer one more time
because it was in the other secas can i do one thing real quick please rtf champion i'll take
the title thank you very much but pay it forward to the next one man no no no we can't do that you
can you can i'm gonna send it to you you choose to do it with uh with your bobo but that is your
bobo now my brother i appreciate it though can you send it to Hap so he can figure it out? I fucking can't. Legally, sir, we cannot do that, sir.
Legally, we cannot.
Upon request, it is your fucking choice to do.
So if that's what you're asking, I will divert it to happenings, and you guys can figure it out from there.
But that Bobo is getting out of my wallet.
It's going to a base motherfucker that participated in this goddamn battle.
Yes, thank you.
If anyone else wants to say anything, happenings, always good to fucking thank you. If anyone else wants to say anything happening,
it's always good to fucking see you.
I would love to go ahead if you want to say anything on the way out.
See, Kosta, I just want to give you your flowers, man.
Appreciate you for doing things like this, bro.
You're always giving back to the community.
You've given away how much money throughout the years
through these art giveaways.
A lot.
I appreciate you, man, for real.
It's a ridiculous amount, and it's an investment in the memes.
I believe it'll pay up.
But thank you, dog.
It's for the fucking cause.
Hey, look.
Happenings, thank you as always.
Cousin, good to see you, capitalist.
I'm going to fucking send this off with this Bobo prayer one more time, bro.
I don't give a fuck, man.
This is the vibes that we're on. i think we need this recalibration the baptized motherfuckers from the gutters that we have found ourselves in after last week i'm also
culpable i dipped the toe in the trenches last week and i still smell the stank on me
so this is the prayer of bobo for those left standing after the harvest of fools.
I am Bobo.
I've seen this all before.
The carnival always returns.
Promises dresses, projects, hype, parading is hope.
The same hands playing a different tune.
They chase the glitter, call it momentum, then vanish before the music stops.
They speak of profits as if value comes from escape. They call themselves wise because they
left early, but they never built, never stayed, never mattered. So hear me now. You who still feel something real beneath the noise,
deliver us from the ones who trade attention for meaning,
who craft nothing, yet harvest everything,
who wear conviction like camouflage just long enough to sell it.
Deliver us from those who imitate belief, who speak in memes they don't
understand and exit before consequence arrives. Deliver us from the theater of winning, from the
curated W's, the conveniently forgotten L's, the quiet despair behind loud timelines, to those who've held not just tokens but truth through ridicule through the red through the
silence you are not unlucky you are not weak you are early to something that lasts i offer you no
comfort only clarity because what is real does not beg to be seen. What is real endures. And when this cycle folds, as they always do,
you won't need to say a word.
Your survival will be the sermon.
Amen.
Bobo Billions, bitches.
Amen. Thank you.
