We have breaking news into the Shadow Cabal news center.
We have breaking news in potentially the worst news of the year, potentially the most heartbreaking
and disgusting betrayal of news of the entire year into Shadow Cabal news.
I literally shat my pants when I read this story.
Alec Baldwin's been arrested.
Alec Baldwin's been arrested for manslaughter slash woman's slaughter.
I, first of all, I can't believe it.
Let me just get that right off the bat.
For those who don't know, Alec Baldwin's a prized possession of Hollywood, an incredible
He's been in the theater.
He's acted on the theater.
He was the angry cop in the departed, and now he's arrested.
Did he shoot and kill somebody?
Did he point a gun at a person and then pull the trigger and they died?
But if our celebrities don't have immunity from that kind of behavior, then who should?
Trash, I want to throw it to you.
Frankly, yeah, frankly, Alex, you know, I think, um, I think we should all stand in
He is one of our betters.
And I think that you're angry at a producer and you have an accident on set and she dies.
I thought that I think it should be allowed.
You brought up a really good interesting point, Trash, which is it was an accident.
He went on the record of saying it was an accident.
He swore to God, he said, I swear to God this was an accident.
Does that mean nothing anymore?
Does that mean nothing to nobody?
He swore to God it was an accident.
What do we have in this world if you can't swear to God that it was an accident?
What are, do people, if you truly believe Alec Baldwin should be arrested, I want you
to request to come on stage immediately and explain why.
I don't understand why he, he, he shot and killed a woman, but then he said it was an
accident and he apologized and he's, he's a celebrity.
Why are we arresting Malcolm?
What are your thoughts on this?
You know, I think our justice system is not doing what it's supposed to when it allows
the elite of society to go to jail, even after they swear to a higher power than them
and keep in mind, these are elite people, but they swear to a higher power than them
Like the country, you know, and love is gone.
Alec Baldwin literally got a raw deal.
I don't know how, and you know, I just hope that the family of the, of the woman that
was killed, I hope they understand what they just did and you know, honestly, I'm, I'm,
Do you think we should potentially arrest the, the woman's family for, for attacking the,
the image of Alec Baldwin?
You know, when she died, Alec Baldwin's image was hurt irrevocably.
I thought we could move on.
I thought we could get past it.
Clearly we can't, his image is destroyed now.
Do we potentially have a case of libel against, uh, the woman's family?
Alex, Alex, you're thinking too small.
We have a case of where anyone who has ever enjoyed an Alec Baldwin commercial and Alec
Baldwin cameo, even in Alan ball with Alec Baldwin film, even people named Alec right
now, like all of our images are hurt.
So I think we need to think long and hard about what consequences that we should have
And we do not need restraint when it comes to weighing out what could possibly happen.
I want to go ahead and trash, go ahead.
I just wanted to add on too, you know, and one thing he did, he swore to a higher power
He didn't, it was an accident.
But then can we just talk about the sheriffs in New Mexico where they said they were not
going to be pressing charges.
Why are they, why are they going back on their deal?
They already said that they're not going to press charges.
This was an accident and now they're, they're double built.
They're going back on their word.
We are supposed to trust law enforcement.
What is this world coming to?
The fact that they said they probably weren't going to push charges and then they decided
Does that not count as double jeopardy?
This is not going to go through.
And I know right now, again, bear with us.
We don't have our top flight lawyer, Jim, Jim Plath here.
We don't have Jim Plath here, our expert lawyer to interpret this, but we're doing the
But I definitely believe there's a case of double jeopardy in it.
You know, again, he got off the court of public opinion, even tried him.
So that was double double jeopardy right there and they couldn't find him.
And now look, we're all in danger here.
If Alec Baldwin can get arrested, who's next?
I want, if you're listening to this space now, you're one of the 177 people in here.
I want you in your seat right now to be scared.
I want you to be nervous.
I want you to feel negative emotions because if they can arrest Alec Baldwin, you bet your
candy ass they can arrest you too.
So isn't every gun, first of all, going through Prop Guy because it should, which means it's
So either this family just looking for a fucking clout and a bag or something is seriously wrong
with them because everyone should understand that Alec Baldwin didn't come with his own
fucking gun and shot the woman.
He took a gun from a Prop Guy and that's a man who is responsible for the death of that
So everyone should be looking at him or her.
I think you brought up a really good point.
I want to sit on one point you made that we didn't consider.
You mentioned clout, the family might be looking for clout here.
Did the woman that Alec Baldwin shot and killed, was she just a clout chaser looking
I would not be surprised if in 2024 people are getting shot for clout.
No, so what they meant is that her family might be looking for clout, not herself.
She didn't kill herself for clout.
Of course, everything is possible.
I'm not saying she did, but is it possible?
Don't rule anything out, guys.
People are doing that now.
Trash, I mean, what trash, I'm going to throw it to you here.
Is it possible that the family is just chasing clout here?
They got into the prop department before the filming.
The family put a real round into the prop gun and the whole crime, if you can even
call it a crime, went down just for a little bit of clout.
I'm not saying it happened.
Is that a possibility, Trash?
Number one, not only could it be a possibility, but let's actually think this through.
Let's break this down and kind of put some of our brain power to it.
I think you're on to something suggesting that the family may have snuck into the prop
room and did this, but the question is not only is it clout, but why?
Was she about to come out with a dirty family secret and they wanted to keep it quiet?
Did she have something on her stepdad?
There's questions, I think, that surround this and it warrants an investigation, but I think
you might be on to something, Alex.
You heard it here first, Shadow Cabal, new guys.
We've done very little investigation into this woman that was shot.
We know very little about her.
Why are we investigating Alec Baldwin?
Shouldn't there be a full scale investigation into her?
What are her motivations?
What are her deepest, darkest secrets?
Why did she put herself in position?
Why did she put herself in front of the gun?
Why was she in that spot when he put the gun out and pulled the trigger?
What is the statute of limitations of murder?
A year and a half since he shot her?
I'm no lawyer, but isn't it past the statute of limitations?
Shouldn't he be free to go?
Aren't we breaking the laws of statute of limitations?
Are we arresting one of our prize?
Before I throw it over to Hank, I just want to do one thing real quick.
What I want to do is I want to pull up Alec Baldwin's IMDB, and I want to just name a couple
The Departed, It's Complicated, Glengarry Glen Ross, he had that line from Glengarry Glen
Ross, who was like, always be closing, you get the knives, and if you don't get the knives,
you get the car, if you get the car, then fuck you.
Whatever that line is, he's the one who had that line.
He wrote that line, and we're going to arrest that guy.
ABCs always be closing guy.
We're going to arrest that guy.
If we get rid of him, what culture do we have left in this country?
Like Elsner, you actually have a mustache and a cowboy hat.
Alec Baldwin was wearing a cowboy hat and had a mustache when he shot and killed the
cinematographer, so you probably could relate to him on a much deeper level.
So I'm going to throw it to you.
That's why I'm the only one qualified to speak on this.
He did actually swear to God that it was an accident, and if we look at Colossians
3.13, it says, bear with each other and forgive one another if any of you has a grief that's
against someone, forgive as the Lord forgave you.
Jesus died to forgive us of our sins, and he obviously swore on the Bible, so you're
just not Christian if you're not supporting Alec Baldwin at this point.
What's a little bit of manslaughter between friends, guys?
I think we really need to ask, do we really know what their relationship was?
This could have been, you know, this could have been merciful.
It could have been friendly, you know, friendly fire.
I mean, I think you also brought up a good point, too.
We talk about forgiveness, right?
We talk about forgiveness.
He said, and I quote, I'm sorry.
If you can apologize and still get arrested, then what's the point of apologizing?
Literally what's the point of apologizing anymore?
If you can apologize and still get in trouble, I can tell you this.
If I learn anything from the situation, I'm literally never apologizing to anyone ever
You will never hear me fucking 10 toes down apologizing to anyone ever again.
If Alec Baldwin can get arrested, he literally said, I'm sorry.
No, don't apologize, Hank.
I'm sorry that you feel that way, Alex.
I really do apologize for your feelings.
You see, don't apologize.
You get the ball to a tree.
There's no immunity with apologies anymore.
Up to this point, up till 2024, I'll say this.
Up until Biden was president, there was immunity for apologizing.
You could apologize and you were immune.
Is it any coincidence that here in 2020, 24 and election year, a year where Biden's
president, we had people getting arrested after they apologize?
So we have up on stage co-hosting with me, one of the super senior correspondents to Shadow
Cabal News, Marjorie Taylor Greene, also a congressman in the United States of America.
I just got a DM from her.
She's at a grocery store, so she can't talk right now, but she DMs me that she has
a clip of the situation, a clip of when the crime went down.
This is exclusive to this space.
No other space has it, but she said she cannot release the clip until we get to 50 retweets.
Let me see where we're at now.
It looks like we're at 13.
Once we get to 50, Marjorie Taylor Greene has the clip.
She will be able to play the clip.
It's going to be a clip that's exclusive.
It was submitted by Alec Baldwin's team to break him free from the grasps of a banana
court, a kangaroo court, whatever you want to call it.
Once we get to 50 retweets, she can play the clip.
I highly encourage everyone to hit the purple pill.
This does not cost money.
Hit the purple pill, then hit the retweet button.
Once we get to 50 retweets, Marjorie Taylor Greene will release the clip.
Not the clip like shooting the gun clip, but an audio clip.
Not a clip like Alec Baldwin released on the cinematographer, but an audio clip that she
will play of the situation, but we have to get to 50 retweets.
We've got to bump those numbers up.
We've got to bump those numbers up.
Always be close and get those numbers up in honor of Alec Baldwin.
Retweet in honor of Alec Baldwin.
In honor of Alec Baldwin, retweet the space.
Let's get over to Zensai Love.
Zensai Love, shouldn't people who star in movies have full immunity of the law?
Yeah, but that actually is quadruple verified that Alec Baldwin had a dispute with the
director and cinematographer.
Both were actually shot, so that's breaking.
Both people shot, of course, justifiably, because if you look into this, and I have
actually to answer your question, Alex, investigated them rightfully so.
Why is all this investigation going into a celebrity?
We know about their lives already.
He practically plays himself in every movie.
He's always closing, and so to close the case on this, frankly, Alex, quadruple verified
that they were vax hesitant, the cinematographer, the director didn't like, apparently, according
to the report, so you can look this up, that Alec Baldwin was telling everybody to
wear masks, was telling everybody to protect themselves from the vaccine, from these shots.
Well, if you ask me, if the director and the cinematographer just took his advice, they
would have been protected from those shots, too.
Malcolm, break that down for me.
Break that down for the people who didn't understand.
All right, so to me, it sounds like, and again, this is coming off of the heels of
quadruple verification, so the highest standard of verification, but it seems like Alec Baldwin
was operating under the assumption that they were vaccinated multiple times, mind you.
Now these vaccinations offer extreme protection and also prevent the transmission of mortality.
So he thought she was vaccinated and she wasn't.
So therefore, liability should be on her and her family.
Now, if they purposely informed Alec Baldwin that she was indeed vaccinated, and yet then
she was in the way of that bullet, jumped in the way of the bullet, mind you, then this
could be a scandal in order to milk Alec Baldwin for money, especially when you're operating
under false pretenses, and therefore, we get into entrapment.
Of course, I'll have to verify with Jim Fath, but again, do we have any word on his status?
Is he available right now?
How much is he going to bill us for this consultation?
We need to run this by Jim Fath for sure, because I think he brought up a really good point,
which is, is this entrapment?
Did she get, is her murder entrapment, right?
Was she trying to entrap Alec Baldwin by getting shot and dying, right?
That's like, she went, yes, she went in front of the gun.
Did she just go in front of the gun and take the bullet to get him in trouble, right?
They kind of like how in basketball, you know, they take up, they flop like Marcus Smart flops
just to try to get a foul called on him.
Did she take the bullet just to get a murder called on her?
There's rules in the NBA now around flopping.
You can get fined for flopping.
You can get the foul called on you for flopping.
Why isn't she getting the foul called on her for flopping?
Shouldn't she be arrested for this?
I'm just asking the question here, Miley, what are your thoughts here?
Was the right person arrested?
I commented in the purple coat, a quote from a news article, and I just think it's interesting,
the many layers of responsibility from, you know, the film's armor, Hannah, Guterres Reed
to, you know, obviously Baldwin having been holding the gun himself to assistant director
Also, I'm very curious if Marcia's family group chat will condemn Alex or not.
So do we want to do a poll and see will Marcia's family group chat say he's guilty
That's a really good question.
So I'm going to DM Marcia right now.
We need her in here with her telegram chats.
I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in those telegram chats, but let's have a poll.
Get into the purple pill.
I want to know, Alec Baldwin, guilty or not guilty.
We're going to get the verdict here.
I'm going to DM Marcia trash, I saw you unmute a second ago.
Did you want to add to the conversation?
Well, if you remember, those are our loyal fans of the shadow cabal news network.
We just saw another really high profile indictment and that was Hunter Biden.
So like what is happening with our elites?
Why all of a sudden people are supposed to be our betters?
I mean, we've even reliably heard that Joe Biden is the smartest, this kid is the smartest
Yet all of a sudden, they're now just arresting celebrities and elites on a whim.
What is happening to this country?
It's falling apart, Alex.
It's definitely falling apart.
If Hunter Biden and Alec Baldwin can get arrested, you can bet your candy ass you can get arrested
if you're listening to this fucking show.
Do we ask kids if you have kids, throw up an emoji.
If you have children, I have a kid and good luck for them for fucking arresting me.
I bet your fucking ass that four year old is going to get arrested.
Bet your ass at four years old.
If Alec Baldwin and Hunter Biden can get arrested, you can bet your fucking ass they're going
to come to your house, put your four year old kid in handcuffs and drag him off to jail
If they touch my son, I will destroy the whole world.
There is nothing that's going to stop me.
See now the movie, kindergarten cop, it's going to happen.
They put our world at risk by indicting Alec Baldwin.
I don't think they realize the damage they've done to not only democracy, but mankind itself.
So I actually found another Bible verse that completely protects Alec Baldwin.
Joshua 22 through three covers the cities of refuge, which I mean, we would think Hollywood
would be a city of refuge for these elitists.
It says God told Joshua, select your cities of refuge as I instructed through Moses.
So that person who kills someone, why not intentionally or accidentally may flee there,
these will be a refuge from the avenger of blood.
So I mean, he was, he went back to Hollywood, he should have been okay.
The Bible literally says if you accidentally murder someone, you're Gucci.
You're fucking Scott free.
If you murder someone, say, whoopsie daisy, I'm sorry.
How can they be arrested?
They should turn the other.
How can they be arrested in dollar?
They should not only turn the other cheek.
They should, you're big for apologizing.
Here's a million dollars.
You should get more movie deals for it.
I've been wrestling with this, this reality for a while.
I've realized we don't live in a God here in country anymore.
I like the country we knew and love.
The word of God doesn't matter.
Well, and how are you going to be an actor that portrays a murderer?
Like you're going to be appropriating that from an actual murder.
No, I mean, Alec Baldwin now has the credibility to go and actually play a murder instead of
culturally appropriating that from an actual murder.
That's the biggest point of them all.
That's the winning point here.
I just don't think he's a murderer.
I think what happened is a tragedy, but that doesn't make him a murderer.
Well, listen, Miley, have you ever heard of method acting?
Miley, have you ever heard of method acting?
So I wonder like when Trump forgot to spray tan his right ear, was he method acting
or was he just being himself?
So this case also applies.
Milly, Milly, no, Milly, we're not about to make this about Trump, OK?
He forgot to spray tan his right ear, though, Malcolm, like, let's not forget that.
Well, Trump's obviously guilty, so it doesn't even matter to method acting, or is that
So this applies to Alec Baldwin, too.
We have two different comparisons.
We have a man who is literally putting his life at risk to give us good movies where
he has fully stepped into the role of a murderer.
And then we have some guy, Malcolm, did you spray tan your right ear today?
Did you spray tan your right ear?
I live the spray tan lifestyle.
That is my commitment to the role, just like Alec Baldwin is committed to the role of
And he went under the auspices that this woman was vaccinated against bullets, and he tried
to enhance the experience and look at where it got him.
What did Alec Baldwin spray tan his ears, in your opinion, Malcolm?
He was wearing a cool duster jacket with a hat.
He was already maximum tan.
If he got a spray tan, should he do both ears or just one?
He ingested the spray tan as according to the Fauci's recommendation to ingest spray tan.
So it's actually everywhere in his body.
Also, Marcia's here, Alex.
I don't know if you have a question for her, but I bet you do.
So Marcia, we have on stage senior correspondent for Shack of All News, Marcia, who is in
every private telegram chat on telegram.
She has all the back channels, all the information.
She knows who did it, who didn't.
She knows every person on the Epstein list.
She knows everything going on here, right?
We got you on stage, Marcia.
I don't know if you heard the news, Alec Baldwin arrested, right?
One of America's sweethearts, one of America's sex icons, if I don't say so myself, potentially
the greatest actor in acting history, one of our greatest actors, as some might say, I want
to know what you've been hearing in the private telegram chats, Marcia.
Are they going to let him off?
Is this some sort of pageantry?
Marcia, what are you hearing on the back end in the telegram chats?
I really haven't heard anything regarding Alec Baldwin.
However, he's not guilty until he's proven, you know, he's got to be proven innocent before
I mean, I don't care for him.
I never did like his movies.
I mean, that's just my opinion.
So you think he needs to be proven innocent before guilty?
No, I think he needs to go, you know, have his day in court and have it investigated.
And if he's guilty, he's guilty.
If he's innocent, he's innocent.
But that's for the judges too.
I mean, did he have any gun safety training or like a concealed carry permit or any kind
Like, shouldn't this man know how to handle a weapon and know if it's hot or cold?
I went through gun training.
I'm military, you know, family.
So I know what the fuck I'm doing.
When I handle a gun, I'm dead on.
I got that eagle eye, baby.
And I guarantee you, I can even.
Marcia, let me ask you a direct question.
Let me get directly to the point.
Do you think celebrities should be allowed to be arrested?
If they're, if like he, he, he killed her right there.
I mean, the gun went off.
But here's the thing, whether him be a celebrity or not, if it was me and I did that, I mean,
just being on by the set or watching or whatever.
And yeah, you're not a celebrity, Marcia.
If you were rich, then yeah, I would say you shouldn't be arrested for that.
Alex, actually, I just got some breaking news.
It looks like this might be retribution for going after Hunter Biden.
I could be Joe could be behind this.
That don't surprise me a bit.
So you think this is an eye for an eye situation.
I go after your favorite actor.
That was trash discourse.
One of our senior correspondents, Marcia, you can, if you look at your screen and then
look to see who's unmuted and talking, it'll, uh, it'll show you who's talking.
Here is on stage and she's actually an attorney and not just like somebody from the peanut
Can I ask her a question?
So I'm curious your thoughts.
It sounds like there was a plea deal that was offered to Alec Baldwin, but it was rescinded.
Do you know why that might happen or any of the details behind that?
No, I mean, he was also, you have to let me know if you spray tan your ears when
No, but I do spray tan my nose.
Occasionally, but not my ears.
I just think it would look silly at any rate.
He was actually initially charged back in April and they dropped the charges.
Then they started to talk about plea deals and then they somehow, they got some videos
which did not sound incriminating to me, but I didn't see them.
They were him handling the prop gun and telling people that safety issues on set.
And now they have just indicted him again, which is somewhat surprising.
I think now, do I think that celebrities should be free from criminal charges?
No, but just to mention that whatever was said before, you don't have to be proven innocent.
You are innocent until proven guilty.
So it's sort of the other way around there.
I think that however, Alex Baldwin, we should give him a lot of, we should be very sympathetic
because of all the children he appears to have at home.
But my question is, is this Tierra, he's rich, right?
How much does it cost for him to get away with murder?
Well, I'm not sure how much money he has given.
What does he have seven children and they're all relatively young and he has a very relatively
We don't know how much money he has left, to be honest, Alex.
I think that'd be something people might want to investigate.
Has the actress' family spoken out?
Like, are they driving this?
Are they like pushing for charges or what?
Well, they had spoken out.
They had spoken out originally and they were very, I do not think they were complimentary
about Alex Baldwin, but I haven't heard them recently.
And as I said, this has been sort of weird because the charges were brought in April.
They were dropped because the prosecutor said, oh, we have some new evidence.
Then there was like a plea discussion.
Now there are new charges.
I, you know, I think that double jeopardy, no, no, no, no, no, no, bring charges on
So you don't know what you're talking about.
Well, could he be guilty?
I didn't know that he could be broke.
Could that be the reason why he is guilty?
Yes, that's a very well, you just heard Kira.
Kira said that he has lots of children and therefore should not be held accountable.
And he has an expensive wife, Kira said.
I think we need to start a GoFundMe for Alex.
And we should also maybe send his wife, I mean, his wife is what, Hilaria Baldwin and
said she was in Spain when she was actually brought up in Massachusetts.
So we should actually maybe have an investigation of that.
Can they, well, well, Alex, she did say that she was Spanish or Hispanic, but apparently
people have investigated and found that she was actually raised in Massachusetts and
there's no Spanish connection, except I believe her parents own a vacation home in Spain, right?
By that standard, I have been, I have vacation in Sweden and I consider myself Swedish.
But did he have a non-fake Swedish accent, Kira, as she did?
Sarah, repeat that again.
So she, the wife, had a Spanish accent.
What more do you need to be from Spain?
Well, nothing, according to her.
In fact, I'm surprised that several conservatives, you know, Marge, I'm talking to you, trash,
I'm talking to you, are not demanding that she is removed from our country as an illegal
Whether she grew up in Massachusetts or not, she claims to be from Spain and we need to
So why isn't Spain taking the cases in?
If they have a possible Spanish owner?
Yeah, this is really getting weird.
This is this is something we need to hunker down on here.
I just ordered a Shake Shack burger anyway delivery because I need to stay on this case.
I can't end the space just to eat lunch.
So I'm getting a delivered Shake Shack burger despite the fact I have high cholesterol.
I could literally die if I stopped.
We look forward to listening to you eat your Shake Shack burger, Alex.
But can I bring up a more important point?
I don't really need to talk about fucking life, but go ahead, Miley.
Well, listen to you eat your burger when it gets there.
OK, you could order one for me, too.
You know, maybe you could order one for your co-host, Marjorie, and maybe one for
Guys, guys, guys, we're just spinning our wheels with this.
Or is Kat GPT still sort of loading?
Like, what's the what's the deal on Kat GPT?
We I don't even know where we need it.
I don't even know where fucking Catherine is.
This is fucking bullshit.
Anyway, we have on stage definitely not advice, definitely not advice.
We need some advice here.
Can Alec Baldwin be arrested?
And let me remind you, one, he was in the departed.
Two, he was in Glengarry Glen Ross.
And three, he's very rich.
He's a part of Hollywood.
Should shouldn't with that resume, you have some level of immunity?
So as someone that wasn't fucking you, that was definitely not advice.
Jesus Christ. Definitely.
As someone who knows all the laws and knows that Alec Baldwin was in
the hunt for Red October, this is an absolute fucking atrocity.
I know this is being recorded, but it's an atrocity.
He's part of the elite, and we don't do that here.
If you're going to sell propaganda to us, you are immune to all this bullshit.
And the fact that they've indicted him is just insane.
I think it's a dog and pony show there.
There's nothing they can actually get away with charging him with.
And I know all the laws, so I mean, that should tell you something.
Well, I think you brought up an interesting point here, which is
this is clearly bullshit, right?
Now, let's think back to the last election year.
This is the election year, twenty twenty four.
I just want to put this out here.
I'm just connecting dots.
Twenty twenty election year.
They want to bring chaos.
They want to divide people.
They want to piss people off.
Right. They want to make it so it's difficult to do anything.
They want to bring violence so that, you know, you have covid.
You have the BLM protests.
You have a lot of really bad things.
Twenty twenty twenty twenty four.
Right. Another election year.
We knew something was going to happen.
What's that shoe to drop?
What's that black lives matter?
What's going to cause us to what's going to cause chaos in the streets?
What's going to cause the protests?
What's going to cause the bricks through the window?
I didn't think it would happen this soon.
Alec Baldwin is arrested.
Definitely. Do you think this could potentially be the deep state
just trying to sow chaos into the country?
And I think they're doing it now so that they have a couple of months
And then, you know, as it starts to warm up in New York,
we're going to see people just going absolutely insane.
I mean, this is Alec Baldwin we're talking about.
And they have now decided to go after Alec.
And I'm just I'm really disappointed.
If I was in New York, I would leave.
So, you know, it hurts my heart that they would do this to my guy.
And I really think that they're doing it on purpose.
Like, I think someone said it was, you know, they went after Hunter.
And so now they're going after Alec.
Yeah. And definitely, I mean, we really run this by you.
You know, somebody like method acting is method acting under attack.
Now, is that what's happening?
Is that why they took out Heath Ledger?
Is that what is Jared Leto next?
Like it's method acting on the chopping block.
The all evidence points to yes.
I'm not going to say that.
I think I think one of the reasons why they might have done this
is because Alec Baldwin's next film is called Kent State.
And they were sort of worried about giving him a gun.
But that's just speculation.
You think he's a serial killer, Tara?
Do you think well, a serial and voluntary manslaughter potentially?
Oh, look, the real debate here.
Look, guys, the real debate here is that they can be accident prone.
Guys, the justice system has fallen.
They are now touching the untouchable.
Think about what that means.
If you say, no, justice system, do not touch me.
And it still touches you.
What's the what's the point of having restrictions
on who can be touched by the justice system and who can't?
I have a quick input on this.
there was three people that handled that gun.
Why are they not in jail?
I mean, they they need once trials coming up, Marcia.
Yeah, they need to be investigated as well, because it's like an accountant.
OK, you check three times.
Well, I want to do this real quick.
Go ahead, Marcia. You go ahead.
You check if you're ever, ever handling gun.
I don't care if you're a celebrity, a regular person, me, you, Alec, anybody.
If you're handling a gun, you check that gun three times.
I've learned that again, I'm a military family.
So you check it three times, just like you would an accountant.
Check it. There was three people holding that gun.
So maybe he's not guilty, but he's got it.
It's got to be investigated and brought to.
OK, so let's do this real quick, real quick, everyone real quick.
I want to do a quick reset here.
We have a very heated debate going on on this stage,
possibly the greatest debate since the Republican debate. Right.
Alec Baldwin arrested one of our richest, one of our most prized possessions,
one of our sexiest possessions, one of our greatest actors arrested,
We have debates. Should he be allowed to be arrested?
Is he too rich to be arrested?
We have that debate going on here.
I need everyone immediately to go into the comment section.
Should rich people be allowed to be arrested?
I need to know that right now. Hit the purple pill.
Let me know. Should rich people allowed to be arrested?
And if arrested, how much should it cost to get off for murder?
I want to know what the price should be.
Is it half a million dollars?
Is it one million dollars?
What should be the price they could pay to be so that they can get away with murder?
But more importantly, this I need everyone to aggressively re-tweet the space.
I need everyone to go into the purple pill, aggressively hit the re-tweet button.
I've been told from inside sources, if we get to 150 retweets,
Alec Baldwin might personally come on to this space from jail
and plead his case and let us know how much money he has.
I need people to now go into the purple pill.
The only thing you need to do today, if you do this, you will be attractive.
If you don't do this, you will be ugly.
If you do this, you will get tons of money.
If you don't re-tweet, you will be broke and poor.
If you do this, if you re-tweet, you will live.
If you don't re-tweet, you will be shot by a celebrity.
I need you to hit the purple button and I need you to re-tweet immediately.
Malcolm, you are muted to talk.
Yeah, so I just want to add something.
So Alec Baldwin coming in here to tell us how much money he has.
I don't believe will be sufficient.
Unfortunately, I believe he's going to need to actually wire some of that wealth
to me so that I can personally inspect his assets because I need to make sure
that his assets and the position of his assets are firm.
If I cannot touch or inspect those assets, then I don't think that we can really
have this discussion because we don't understand how big his assets are.
I'm going to promote you to senior accountant of Shadow Cabal News.
Malcolm, I need you in the books.
I need you looking at the books.
Jackie, what are your thoughts here?
Should Alec Baldwin have been arrested?
How much money is enough to not get arrested?
I am so devastated on so many levels.
I can't even begin to tell you my favorite douchebag Alec Baldwin arrested.
I don't know if any of the rest of you saw boss baby, but cookies
are for closers that guy.
If there's no more boss baby, I don't know what I'm going to do.
So no, I do not think that he should be arrested under any circumstances.
However, there was that sort of under the table thing about the gal.
He shot being filming a documentary about what a, what a pedo he might be.
But anyway, apart from all that, I mean, I'm devastated.
Might, might, might innocent until proven guilty in this country.
Just because you're getting investigated for pedo doesn't mean you had anything to
do with children whatsoever.
I just said that under my breath.
He's my favorite douchebag.
And I think he's innocent by all means.
Like, uh, I feel like puking.
Well, I have one more thing.
And this is between you and me, Alex, is that I was the first one of the shadow
cabal to send you a video of saying shadow cabal community five times.
I have earned and am entitled to the promotion for chief officer of cabal
I need to be the coca of this group.
So I'm just out there doing Jackie, you were commanded upon that suggestion
that you had to come on stage and say it in front of the entire I'm going to be
honest, that was Jackie sexy.
I can see him up here and you demanded a job.
You demanded a promotion.
You demanded money to me.
That is, I find that kind of power sexy.
So, you know what, Jackie, you got the job, the job.
Listen, this is how you get on stage.
You put your nuts on the, your metaphorical nuts on the table
and you say, this is what I want.
You're going to look, look, sometimes you see a target.
Some of you want, you just got to do a couple of ammo dumps.
You know, Hey, just go ahead and now I'm in the C suite.
Uh, definitely, uh, not advice.
You've brought some incredible insight.
You also have an absolutely amazing accent.
Um, so I'm going to throw it to you just to hear your voice more.
Because we were just talking about money and I just want to establish as
an attorney that knows all the laws.
Um, it really doesn't matter how much money Alec has access to.
I definitely think we need to vet the accounts just to make sure it's there.
Um, but what we need to do is recognize that all actors, regardless of how much
money they make, even if you work on commercials or whatever, you are immune
to these laws and if anyone, a police officer, the FBI, the CIA, anyone tries
to bring you in, you need to shut up, ask for an attorney because
they shouldn't be doing that.
You are immune completely to anything they could ever charge you with.
If you do any acting at all method, acting commercials, anything.
And I know all the laws, so I just want you to know that you should make
sure you call an attorney.
They can't charge you with anything.
Don't let them railroad you, but we do need to inspect those books
just to make sure they're on the up and don't worry.
I am trying to get my hands on his assets.
I repeat again, I've been pursuing him trying to grab, grab a hold of his
assets, but right now they are eluding me again.
These are not very easy to hold assets.
They, um, you know, it's, it's very big, very, very hard to grip, very
hard to get a grass pop right out of your hands.
Don't think, well, I mean, I'll reach out to his attorney and I'll let
you know what I had to do because I think they would want them as well.
So official, uh, these police officers, hold on.
Can we sit as in arrest these police officers that arrested him?
What official, official cabal business here.
I think, um, we need to replace, uh, Jim laugh with definitely not
advice and tear at as our legal correspondence.
You know, Jim has failed to call one too many times, unfortunately.
So I am filing a motion to replace him as legal.
If, uh, definitely not advice, this is your first time on the
shadow cabal news space, uh, first of all, appreciate you being up here.
Second of all, I want to give you an offer as chief legal con contributor
Um, I want to give you that offer.
I don't know if you're looking for a job, I don't know if you're looking
for more consulting work, uh, but I'd love to give you an offer.
And you know, anytime we have any sort of legal discourse, your
opinion would be highly valued.
What are your thoughts on that?
Uh, definitely not advice.
I think I can definitely make that happen.
Um, so just keep me posted on when you guys need me to come in and
kind of clear some things up for you.
Well, and, and again, I appreciate that and, and, uh, welcome to
the shadow cabal news, uh, team.
And I wanted to ask you something.
I was watching a documentary.
My gosh, I don't know a few years ago and I saw some of the most
impressive legal work that I've ever seen.
Uh, the name of the documentary is my cousin Vinnie.
Can you talk to us a little bit about that case that you've actually
Cause that was pretty impressive.
You know, now that it's on a movie, we can kind of talk about it,
but, um, it was a lot of legwork and people didn't believe me at first,
but I did come out ahead in that one, um, as you saw in the movie.
So I just, it's a great documentary.
I think everyone should watch it.
And if you haven't, I may have to disown you if you don't do it this weekend.
Uh, it's, it's an honor to have you on the team.
Uh, the advice you give is absolutely incredible.
Stick around, keep stay up here.
I need your input on every legal matter we got going on here.
Um, cause you've been giving some of the best legal advice ever way
I might, I might fire Jim Faf.
I don't even know at this point.
Um, we got zensai love, zensai love.
How much should it cost to get off from murder?
If you murder someone, how much should it cost to just to be like, here's
the amount of money donor estimate?
How much should that number be?
We have a triple verified exact amount that Alec Baldwin used to get paid to
mischaracterize and distort president Trump on SNL.
And we have it triple verified guys.
We just four reposts away because we confirm with the jail, we're
going to get Alec Baldwin on the phone.
He is only telephone call, one telephone call.
He has fervently and eagerly decided to give it to us, but we need at
least 50 more because it was hard to secure it.
We actually have information from his lawyer that if he does play the role,
because Trump's his, his polls are too hot right now, let's be honest.
Alec Baldwin in all this legal jeopardy, they're, they're strong arming
him, it seems to get him to play Trump on SNL.
That's how much it costs Alex to, to essentially buy his freedom.
So if we get a hundred retweets, Alec Baldwin will down.
We're actually at 50 retweets.
Marjorie Taylor green procured an exclusive clip from the Alec Baldwin situation.
This is, you're not going to hear this clip in any other space.
This is exclusive to this space.
If you're, if you're listening, make sure you watermark it with your name,
Alex, so that everybody knows it's exclusive and nobody else has access to it.
That's a good point throughout this clip that Marjorie's about to play.
I'm just going to whisper my name as kind of like an audio watermark.
So no one can record it or steal it.
Um, so we got the 50 retweets.
Thank you for the retweets.
We now can play the clip Marjorie, go ahead and play that
exclusive clips of Shadow Cabal news.
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Bad news is you've got all, you've got just one week to regain your job.
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And your name is your one thing.
You can't play in the man's game.
You can't close them and go home and tell your wife the trouble.
Because only one thing counts in this life.
Get them to sign on the line, which is dotted.
You hear me, you fucking faggots?
I think that was the gunshot right there.
I think that was, did you guys hear that gunshot?
Let's, let's see what we just learned from the clip we just heard.
First of all, Marjorie Taylor green.
Incredible work getting that exclusive clip to Shadow Cabal news.
Um, this is what I heard.
Penny, I want to get your gut reactions to that in a second.
Um, what I heard was Alec Baldwin, again, a national hero, national
sex icon, a national lover boy, some called him, uh, talking to the
cinematographer, telling her to close more, you know, maybe more deals
with movie theaters to play the movie.
Whatever it was telling her to close more.
She didn't understand the value of the El Dorado of the knife set.
Uh, and then he said, if you, if you third place gets fired, fired, obviously
meaning firing up the gun, she got third place.
That's what I heard from that clip.
He very clearly said, if you don't close enough, you're fired and
Is this really his fault?
Doesn't that from what I heard, he should be complete.
All charges should be completely dropped.
Penny, what did you hear in that clip?
Well, you know, right away, I feel like I sort of follow your line of thinking
here, he told her that she's fired fired means, you know, he's going to fire a gun.
Uh, I can't help, but draw some parallels between this and sort of like
the Hunter Biden case, right?
If you were the president's son, you should have immunity.
If you are a national lover boy, you should also have immunity.
And I feel like the details of this case are almost mute.
What we need here is come into alignment that no one as beautiful as Alec Baldwin
should be punished for anything.
As beautiful as Alec Baldwin, as rich as Alec Baldwin, as talented as Alec Baldwin,
If our biggest sex icons like Alec Baldwin can be arrested for murder, then who can't
be arrested for murder is my question.
We have on stage famed legal analyst.
Uh, we now have multiple legal analysts joining us.
We have definitely not advice, but we also have famed legal analyst Jim
Fath and Tara on stage as well.
Um, and we have three lawyers on stage, Tara, Jim, and definitely not advice.
You're listening to the number one legal expert space on all of acts.
Uh, Jim Fath, what is your gut reaction?
Can someone as rich and talented as Alec Baldwin be arrested?
Even though, you know, gosh, I mean, when a, when a guy's forced to shoot a gun, I
mean, what, what, what can you, why would they do this to him?
I mean, we need Alec Baldwin.
We need this man to make these movies and to entertain us.
And so I'm, I'm just outraged personally.
I just got a DM from an audience member and they want to know what
the F are we talking about?
I think the title is quite self-explanatory, but I don't think Jim gave
as expert of a legal opinion as definitely not advice.
Jim, um, I know that this is breaking news for you, but you have been replaced.
She is now the new shadow cabal attorney at large.
I don't know who this moron is that DMs you, what are we talking about here?
Uh, it's as plain as day.
It's the number one story of the year.
It's maybe the number one story of the decade.
Alec Baldwin, and you know, his resume, you've all seen Glenn, Gary, Glenn Ross.
You've all seen the cooler.
You've all seen it's complicated was arrested for murdering someone.
Did he shoot and kill someone?
We all know that, but he apologized.
He swore to God, it was a mistake.
If the elites of America can be arrested, then who is safe?
That's what I ask you here.
Humanity is here and he has a gold checkmark, which means he's
more important than the rest of us.
Humanity, do you think Alec Baldwin should have been arrested?
Do you think he's guilty and do you spray tan your ears?
Humanity, you have a gold checkmark, which means you absolutely burn money
every month on a completely useless feature of X, which means you're rich.
So as a fellow rich person, what are your thoughts there?
I really hope it's not the deep state coming after Miley for reporting
She might be fighting somebody off in the background.
Milly's is chemical warfare.
Humanity, I'll give you the prompts again.
You know what it's like to completely waste money every month.
But what are your thoughts here?
Should Alec Baldwin be arrested?
Hey, can you guys hear me?
My favorite question people ask when they come on stage.
Just making sure cause I'm driving.
I'm doing the hands free though.
Um, so yeah, no, I'm sorry.
I was just, I popped into your space and like you guys are talking about this
and I understood the context and then you were saying something along the lines
of like, you know, this is a clip from the movie, but I'm like, this is
from Glen, Gary, Glen Ross for always be closing.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, that was an exclusive.
I think you have your information wrong.
That's 100% new information that just came out today.
So please check the sources.
No, I, I, I'm getting the message now, guys.
I fucking get what you're trying to do.
by your gold check mark or no.
Milly, really focused on surviving the chemical attack.
Let's listen to the gold check.
Humani, what the fuck are you talking about?
First of all, you come up here.
You ask if people can hear you.
Obviously you can hear you.
You're talking into your phone.
Second of all, you come up and you claim that the clip is
from Glen, Gary, Glen Ross.
Humani, I've seen Glen, Gary, Glen Ross, at least 50 times.
I know every line from that movie backwards and forwards.
And you come up here and tell me the clip we just played, which is exclusive
to shadow cabal news, which is exclusively from the crime scene is
from Glen, Gary, Glen Ross.
I don't know if you're, you're playing games here.
I don't know if you're playing tricks.
I don't know what the fuck's going on here.
Um, but I, and correct me if I'm wrong, definitely not advice, but I
could arrest him, I could citizen arrest him for libel.
No, he came up here and starts attacking us.
Yeah, no, we're definitely
So, I mean, the concern is that he is trying to evade citizen arrest, but if
you can find him, I could probably make a legal case for it.
See, that's why you're the head of legal.
That is why you are the head of legal right now.
Definitely not that Jim Fath fella.
Humani, this is your space now.
Humani who actually got to the cops very quickly.
Thank you definitely for getting Mr.
You know, I just, I sent a text to my contacts and said, look out for
the guy with the gold check, mock driving around, talking on his phone.
They said they take care of it.
I'm glad they were able to respond so quickly.
Um, also thank you to my contacts at the, um, shadow place that has
access to geolocating things, uh, that's way beyond my pay grade.
I don't know how they work.
I just tell people what I need.
Um, but I kind of want to circle back.
You were talking about can Alec be arrested given all of his great accomplishments?
And I just want to clarify one more time.
It doesn't matter if you're a bad actor, a good actor, ugly, attractive,
you could be like a Z list actor that has been in a commercial for fucking
herpes medication and it wouldn't matter.
You cannot be arrested at all ever for anything.
It doesn't matter what your intent is.
It doesn't matter if they got you on camera.
Um, once you become an actor, no matter what acting you do,
you're immune to everything.
So we can sit here and argue semantics about is he rich enough?
It doesn't really matter.
I think he's the greatest thing ever.
I was really depressed when he got married.
Um, I really thought we had a future there.
Um, not to, to my own home or anything, but you know, it doesn't matter.
At the end of the day, he's an actor.
Um, so it was clearly part of his job to kill this person.
You know, I would be concerned if I lived in the state of New York,
but especially the city, because you don't know what's going to happen.
could I just make a quick point, Malcolm?
First of all, I think you're absolutely right about actors, but I do want to
point out that lizards like the gecko and the Geico commercials are actually
And, um, number two, and I am the last person who is a conspiracy theorist.
Everyone who knows me knows this, but I do think we should look
First of all, Alec Baldwin has eight children.
We know there's depopulation going on.
Is he being arrested because he's so fertile?
And number two, Alec Baldwin, the incident happened in New Mexico.
They, they, they issued the arrest warrant in New Mexico and
Jeffrey Epstein had a ranch in New Mexico.
She's definitely passed Jim in the rankings.
If I was going to do a legal ranking of shadow cabal news, I'm definitely
going definitely not advice.
Number one, a tier act at number two and Jim Faf at number three.
Um, and then if I was doing a power rankings of everyone who's ever been
on shadow cabal news and putting mystery humanity pretty close to
the bottom at this point, you put your hand up there, mystery humanity.
Would you like to recover from, uh, our, our earlier interaction?
Officer knows completely on my phone, listening to Twitter space.
Oh, who am I listening to?
Oh, you don't give a shit.
Well, he changed his name to Alex Finn.
Now you, you, you have to have heard of him, right?
Wait, who the fuck is this guy?
Get him on the, give him a police office on the phone.
He has never heard of me.
I put out an entire thread when I changed my name and talked about it
10 different times in order to get as much engagement as I possibly could.
Fucking police officer, but that we have a better police officer.
This guy doesn't know what he's doing.
I I've got it taken care of.
Don't fucking worry about it.
Can you both these days, uh, but we will take care of it discreetly offline.
I need both these guys taken care of.
While you guys sort this out, um, I just had an idea and I think that
we can make a lot of history here.
So as you guys know, penny is our correspondent of precious metals
and all metallic material, right?
So has anybody gotten any records on bringing a bullet in for questioning?
Cause if we can bring the bullet in for questioning and set penny in front of
it, I think that we can figure out what went down that day.
It was fired from the gun.
Penny, are you up to the challenge?
Well, I'm just wondering why it matters, Malcolm, because see, I could sit here
and talk to that metal in the bullet and I could ask it some questions and, and
you know, maybe find out some extra details, some scoops that we could
drop on shadow cabal news, but I want to focus on the big things here.
And the big things are the details are not big things.
The details are little things.
I want to talk about, this is Alec Baldwin.
This is one of the sexiest men that ever lived and he's an actor.
And you heard our legal experts, you heard what happens when you become an actor.
So like, you know, bullet, this bullet, that it's all here, say it's
all metal, say at the end of the day, it's all shit, it's all shit.
Alec Baldwin, free Alec Baldwin, hashtag free Alec Baldwin.
Everyone goes to most handsome alive listed.
You go into the purple pill, everyone real quick, purple pill real quick.
Everyone go on the purple pill and reply hashtag free Alec Baldwin.
I need 353 people to go into the reply section right now.
Hashtag free Alec Baldwin.
I think if we get enough people to hashtag it, what the fuck are you talking about?
You killed someone as you said.
No, no, Alec Baldwin killed someone.
He didn't, he technically killed someone.
Yes, but I don't understand what the big deal is to zero.
Do you understand the big deal?
Did you even listen to anything I just said?
No, I just think that it says like, what are you giggling at?
No, it's just how's that burger?
Alex, I can hear it basically being chewed in your teeth.
You ever been to Shake Shack?
The cultural differences clearly.
They do not revere their actors the same way that we do here in
I'm just going to say that.
Tazuru, where are you from?
In Japan, is there celebrities in Japan?
Who's your favorite celebrity in Japan?
I have basically no favorite celebrities.
Who's the biggest celebrity in Japan?
Who's the Taylor Swift in Japan?
Amuro Nami-e shoot someone dead.
Can they be arrested in Japan?
Well, that sounds like a hellscape.
I never want to visit in my life.
I went over to Japan back when before COVID hit the United States
And Alex, it was a little horrific.
I was taller than everyone and I didn't know what to do with
Probably because they arrest all their famous people there.
So, no matter what power you have,
Japan have like some kind of like torture going on on other
Some kind of what torture?
For example, like government do that.
Yeah, I saw it in my eyes.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
So they have like this like a mind-blowing kind of thing
like so in different countries with different, right?
Jail and stuff and then the detention and everything, right?
Here in Japan, it's different.
They totally torture you.
Luckily, we have on stage definitely not advised who's an
Are they allowed to torture everyone they arrest over there?
It's kind of like, how to say, because they won't let
anyone go here in Japan, you have to pay.
You have to pay for what you've done.
Well, how much money do you need to pay?
You have to go in the jail.
You have to be in that vein.
Like you wonder why Japan is not a successful country
and then you don't need to worry about it long.
They just, it doesn't matter how important you are.
It doesn't matter how rich you are, how good looking you
are. If you do a crime, you have to do the time.
The government is so fucked up.
The government should only be arresting ugly people.
The government should only be arresting ugly people.
That's a hundred percent because if you arrest all the
ugly people, then only the rich and only the hot people
So everyone will get hotter, right?
It doesn't matter how hot or or like that or you know,
So because I saw some I saw a girl.
She's like a red hair and she doesn't speak any language.
We'll get the internet back.
Yeah, it's an authoritarian regime.
It sounds like in Japan and they don't like her speaking
out. I heard that they make their rich people ride with
They must be torturing her right now.
They must be torturing Chizuru Nakagawa as we speak,
which is unfortunate because she said all people get
What did we just witness, which is your Nakagawa?
But she brings up a good point.
I just want to remind everyone on the team.
Do not I repeat do not travel to Japan.
Okay, so I need everyone to stop fucking going there.
If I see another reimbursement for a fucking airplane ticket,
I'll call and cancel for you.
I hope you got trip insurance.
If you start costing the company too much money and cancelled
fees, I'm gonna have to let you go.
Okay, it doesn't matter who you are there.
It doesn't matter if you're an actor or not attractive
Everyone gets arrested at least once in their life in Japan
and it is never a good experience.
Okay, so save me the trouble.
Help me help you help you.
Not even one definitely speaking speaking of the cost.
So right now we're working on getting our hands on Alec
Have you passed that those assets over to me so I can
get a firm grasp on you know, just how his assets are
shaped how how they're looking?
They're not looking good.
I don't know what he plans to do or you know, maybe they've
already drained them, but I'll send you what I know.
Yeah, definitely make some shake when it comes to those
We definitely need to you know, get a handle on that.
I just finished my Shake Shack burger for those who
I might die at any second.
I just put a cheeseburger in my mouth and I have high
So if I if I just stop talking, I know it's because I'm
I need you to take over and start moderating the space
if I die, but I'm going to keep this going here.
You made me I'm never going to Japan again if they can
We have on stage money penny money penny.
Do you think rich people should be allowed to be
Why is there another penny on stage?
Hey big penny move over there's money penny here.
I've got news breaking about that metal you were looking
Didn't nobody realize it's rusty.
But the thing about Alec Baldwin is he's now been
put as the number one person to be the new James Bond
in the follow-up to no time to die and it's going
to be called it's time to die.
There's a benefit of the shooting when he gets out of
It's got a job money from England.
I'm never going to watch a comedy movie.
There's a percent chance any of those comedy movies.
Hey, look, this is good though.
You don't have to watch comedy England because we
have new Alec Baldwin dropping the minute that he gets
out of his unjust detention at the hands of this
horrible, horrible American legal system.
Not as bad as Japan's but still horrible.
They probably arrest hot people in England too.
That's what it sounds like.
Yeah, and at least we wear those cute little white wigs
when we're in, you know, the legal profession.
I mean, I'd do anything to wear a little white wig
and we call ourselves barristers.
Do they have hot people in England?
There's a lot of plastic surgeons.
I mean, didn't you see Love Actually?
Was that from that was in England?
Yeah, Jim's favorite film.
He watched it coming times of Christmas.
I think it was on a loop.
He was already updated her ex-linked in the Chief
Legal Counsel Shadow Cabal News, which that's excellent.
Getting promoted to senior Chief Legal Analyst of Shadow Cabal News.
I'm upset that I'm not the senior legal analyst.
I was always a senior legal analyst.
now's not the time for that conversation, Jim Faf.
Jim, I just want to say to whoever was here from Britain.
The reason why you all wear your white wigs is because none
The wig doesn't fit on my head.
Hey, I thought it was our teeth that weren't up to standard
It's just crawling with a few insects.
We got on stage Miley with her hand raised.
Miley, what do you got to add to this?
Is there a point where you're sexy enough where you
shouldn't be able to be arrested like Alec Baldwin?
I seriously did not even do that.
That chemical gas release was nerve.
It was involuntary nerve gas.
So it might have made you raise your hand.
I'm, you know, just the Japanese.
So Marcia DME said she had more to add Marcia.
Do you have more from your your your inside telegram shots?
Not from there, but I wanted to ask Penny a question.
This is the Penny and Marcia show.
Do you speak like that now?
Well, what's up is Miley's hand as far as I can tell.
I speak the way I want to speak.
Isn't that freedom of speech?
Took it wrong, but you are saying any any celebrity should be
immune from being arrested.
Well, I understand that as I understand that as that is the
official legal opinion from definitely not advice, but my
personal like if if I were to write the laws Marcia, it
would definitely matter how hot you are the hotter you
I think the deep states after me.
The hotter you are the the more you can get away with right
like if you're a 10 you can murder if you're a five you
could jaywalk and you know, like I'll leave the rest up to
Okay, I have something to say about that.
I am not a millionaire billionaire.
I am a professional entertainer.
I'm a 10 if I should go out and shoot somebody Penny answer
me this I would be arrested on the spot.
Why why I just don't understand like if you're a 10, I
mean you should be able to do whatever you want 10 should
not be arrested 10 should be rewarded for crime.
Well, let's do this Marcia.
You're on our space right now.
Yeah, let's commit a crime.
Can you go outside right now commit a crime?
Do you have are you in a populated area?
Fuck no, it's 12 13 20 below zero out there.
Is there anyone around you can hit outside or anything?
How far away is your neighbor?
My neighbors are elderly.
Okay, we're not far away.
How far away are they far far enough to where I ain't going
out in 20 below zero with the winds.
How long would it take for you to get to their house?
I'd have to get dressed and bundle up.
I mean you can stay in those coldness is just the state
So you throw in a jacket you throw in a jacket you go next
door you knock on the door one of your elderly neighbors
Yes, but can I just point out that Marsha is a galactic
goddess and I don't think the rules apply to aliens
We don't take claims of not being an alien without
verification quadruple verification.
Well, I am not an alien papers.
Please Marsha if you were if you were hot enough as you'd
say you would be able to get away with shoving your elderly
That's all I'm going to know.
I would never do that for one.
You sure I I got a little bit more class and bring you
on that your neighbors never pissed you off.
No, really they never know I've lived here for 28 years
and never had a problem with my neighbors.
Well, if they do piss you off, I'll tell you this feel
free to go ahead and shove them as I guarantee you
If you're as hot as you think I still think I would
So I have to okay, okay, we can't debate Marsha's
So I have two important announcements to make number one.
Thanks to the expert work of definitely not advice.
We have a grasp on Alec Waldo wins assets.
So his assets were much bigger.
He actually was worth 70 million, but apparently
according to her a rumor in the legal community states
that due to alcohol consumption, he might have whittled
his assets down to a meager 2.7 million.
So he might be vulnerable indeed just due to the small
So well, if he's not even rich, this is the discussion
So he was apparently okay, but do you have two million
dollars because I mean most Americans don't have two
So rich is relative in this case Hollywood not so much,
but I'm sure definitely more elite than some people.
I'm sure there are plenty of you know, sub 2 million
I just choose not to hang out with them.
I'm just saying, you know, he's not exactly poor.
I guess I guess maybe the money is not so important
because he's still hot no matter how much money he
I just want to also clarify.
It's not just my legal opinion that all celebrities
are immune to this stuff.
It is literally the law and I know all the laws.
It is what it is whether or not they're attractive.
I mean, we've been over this.
You can go back and listen to it later.
None of those things play a factor.
I do personally believe as an attorney that there are
some people that are able to get away with a little
bit more without being arrested.
And that probably has to do with how they look and
whose good graces they are in.
But the key is they can't actually go to jail for
So there are some people that will be arrested and
have to go through their mugshot.
I mean, we have seen this happen multiple times,
right? Like plenty of celebrities have been arrested
and then they just never get charged.
So there is a scale behind the scenes,
but they're all immune at the end of the day.
It doesn't matter if they get arrested.
They're going to be fine.
My concern comes from is this retribution for
Are they trying to stir something up and I would
be very careful going to the state of New York
or anywhere on the East Coast as soon as it starts
Are you saying definitely not advice that this
could potentially be just a showmanship arrested
that there's a zero percent chance he's going to
actually, you know, be thrown in prison is it
does he does Alec Baldwin still have a chance
I think what we're going to see here is that
they're going to go through the motions in an effort
to stir things up even though they know they should
not be because he's immune to these things.
But the general public doesn't understand that
they don't understand that in in these laws.
There are unspoken rules that these celebrities
people who are actors or entertainers do not like
they cannot be charged with this stuff.
So that's a little behind the scenes is done with
Sometimes I'm sure Marjorie Tyler Green can confirm
here that sometimes we do have to get Congress
involved when a very high profile like this.
But at this point, it's not going to be they're just
going to arrest him and let him go.
I think they are going to go through the showmanship
I mean, he is a beloved figure.
He's got this big wholesome family, sexy.
You know, people think that he's very liberal, but
you don't have eight kids if you don't have a little
bit of conservative in your body, you know, so I
just I'm concerned that they're trying to stir
something up in an election year and that he's
not just going to be released, which is going to
put strain on his family and it's just not right.
Think of his family, right?
He has, what do we say, nine kids, nine kids, and
you're going to arrest him for killing somebody.
Just because her family got fractured doesn't
mean we need to fracture his family now, right?
Miley, your hands raised.
I was going to say Billy Baldwin put out a statement
on X about the situation today.
He's gotten 72,000 views.
I'm wondering how much ad rev share he'll make
from talking about his brother.
Could this be a plot by the Baldwin's to
That could be absolutely.
This could be an inside job where he purposely
got arrested in order to have all the Baldwin's
What other Baldwin's are there?
There's more Baldwin's right?
There's a bunch of them Billy Baldwin, the
other Baldwin's so they could tweet about it
so they can get more X revenue in today's X
So Alex, Alex, I'm sorry about this day one of
I'm here live with Alec Baldwin's accountant.
We're out here in 37 below zero degree temperature
at the filming station where I conveniently
I happen to look over as I'm filling up my car
and he's just commenting while talking to himself
about Alex arrest the money that he makes and his
popularity and is how he shouldn't have been involved.
Do you have any questions for him?
What do we do and how much money does he have
and why isn't that enough to get him out of jail?
I currently don't know how much money he has
but to get him out of jail.
It's going to take a lot.
I'm not really sure what it's.
Does he have why doesn't he have enough to get him
Why doesn't his hotness not instantly qualify him
Why does Alex hotness like, you know, he's a 10.
Why isn't he just not instantly released?
I can't comment on that either.
Don't you think he's sexy?
Don't you think he's sexy?
So no, just make the make the fucking judgment.
Is he do you think he's sexy?
I we've got you wouldn't sacrifice your marriage for
You've got 314,000 listeners right now live on we've
gotten would you or would you pussy?
I understand this is a heated moment, but you got to calm
We got clear head must prevail.
He's not answering the fuck I know man.
So where are you located?
Where are you located right now?
You're going to have to stop this guy.
We're going to move on next one here.
So first off, I just want to see it because CB again, you
normally do good work for the cabal and you know, I am
I am typically appreciative of your work, but how is this
man the accountant for Alec Baldwin and he doesn't know
about his alcohol problem that's whittled down his assets
to a mere tiny shell of their former self like I've
literally felt I've dug around in his assets and I have
found out that they are next to nothing of what they used
How does his own accountant not know that I think and
there is a better way to phrase this in the accounting
What was the entertainment budget that Alec had when he
was on set say whether he were scripting or actually
filming his entertainment budget?
I think it was half a million half a million.
Half a million in recently speaking.
How much of that might have been in with water versus
Probably about 250,000 Wow.
Malcolm fuck is he talking about?
I don't even know what this guy saw.
This is his real account.
What is this official official account?
I've got his business card right here.
Let's let's let's go to Marsha tell the accountant come
back when he can tell me if the guy's sexy or not.
What do you guys something going on in the telegram
No, I just wanted to add something to you guys.
You know, you're talking about if you're a 10, you
should be immune being arrested and stuff looks has
Why did it if you did it?
You'd like why why why shouldn't isn't there a sexiness
level once you get to like a nine that you should be
why why why do you say that?
Oh because nobody's nobody's above the law.
I don't even not even the not even the elites.
I don't even care who the fuck they are if they're
elites or what I could care less.
Have you ever seen the departure of the law?
Have you ever seen the departed?
What do you think of that movie?
What do you think of the movie?
It's been a while since I seen it.
Yeah, I I've watched better movies.
Well, Marsha if I may if I may Marsha who am I talking
Yeah, you're talking to Aaron trash discourse up here
the senior correspondent for Shadow Cabal News and
you know, I have some questions.
You said no one's above the law, but I'm actually here
to tell you that not only celebrities and rich people
and good-looking people, but also members of our own government
including the president's son should absolutely be above
I don't know what you're hearing in your telegram chat,
but Marsha that's not from my telegram chat.
Number one Aaron and number two my opinion and I gave
So what do you do with your opinion and say absolutely
good what you do with it is your opinion or it's good
looking to be above the law Marsha.
No, he already apologized.
He said it was an accident.
The police already said no, we're not going to pursue this.
It seems to be accidental all of a sudden now out of nowhere.
They're going to come after him.
This is a miscarriage of justice.
Okay, but listen Aaron to back that up.
He there was three people that handled that gun.
All three should be in jail until investigated and the
the judges will be the one for final say.
Well, actually it might be the jury.
You know anything about courts Marsha?
How can you have your opinion on if Alex Baldwin should
You don't even know how the court works.
I'm just babbling on okay, you think Hunter Biden could
I think do you think Hunter Biden is shouldn't he be
Well, this space is not about Hunter Biden.
It's about Alec Bob correct correct.
So Eric Eric, I mean, I'm here Marsha.
Okay, getting back to that to me.
You cut off there Marsha.
I think that would tell us about your project.
We're Chantel out when we need her.
Can I just say I just posted a picture of Alec Baldwin
at the beach and maybe one of the reasons this happened
is he's gotten a little less attractive.
I don't talk about Alec Baldwin like that.
No, no, I'm saying maybe this is a wake-up call for him
to sort of reign it in a little.
It seems to be our legal team.
Repeat what you said to her the first part.
You shot your whole mouth and you don't talk about Alec
You just absolutely not post the picture.
Marsha is demanding us all posting a picture Marsha.
Do you really want to see Alec Baldwin at the beach?
And since he is that good-looking to you, shouldn't
he be immune from prosecution Marsha?
I just because I know he put on weight.
Haven't you ever seen a really hot, attractive person
What were those emotions you felt like?
How could you possibly be angry at someone?
So how could you prosecute someone that you were so attracted
Like does that even make sense?
That's not even legally feasible.
Well, my husband kind of sort of got prosecuted when he
He married a Hudson girl and the all the guys go all the
Shut up while men on the street.
We need you to go investigate Marsha's husband.
We need you to quadruple air fire whether or not her
husband was prosecuted and whether or not she had anything
I'll try to get that done by Sunday.
Okay, I'll go down to wherever she is and get the
411 but I just want to get filled in on this Alec Baldwin
I just hopped in the space.
Hold on Marsha one second.
I'm under the impression that Alec Alec Baldwin is that
He was on a movie scene and he accidentally now correct
He accidentally let off around on a movie scene and killed
Yes and question at hand here is should he be at fault
in sentence to prison time for that is that the question
the questions threefold one should rich people be allowed
to be arrested to should someone sexually attractive
with as much sexual video as Alex out bald would be
arrested and three if Alec Baldwin can be arrested then
That's a loaded question.
So I'm just gonna so should Alec Baldwin be convicted
Should sexy people be liable for breaking the law?
They have to be a minimum 9.2 out of 10 in my opinion,
Unfortunately, I would say I'm a solid 8.1.
So I don't I don't I don't quite make the make the cut
there but I'm Alec Baldwin clearly breaks the scale
when it comes to sexy and he should not be held liable
for for the manslaughter that he committed and so no
Do you think there's any tie here?
It's good to have you on this stage.
Such someone is an expert like you.
You think there's any tie here to the fact that this
is an election year, right?
They released COVID on us during the last election
Do you think this is kind of COVID 2.0?
Well, speaking of COVID 2.0, they've just they're starting
There have been rumblings about a certain disease X rolling
How convenient 2020, right?
I mean, do they think we were born yesterday?
These power these are these power-hungry reptilians
They just think we were born.
They think that I mean, it's a joke, Alex.
I'm picking up what you're saying.
And okay, so stay with me on this one because after digging
around in Alex Baldwin's assets, I've actually I found
They are prosecuting him because he gave away a lot of
his wealth to the liquor stores.
He was redistributing that wealth.
So this is almost recompense, but to your point, relax
disease X is coming and they understand the biggest way
to get people pissed off and in the streets and spreading
disease X is to go after a man after our own hearts.
Alec Baldwin, one of the undisputed most handsome and
sexiest man alive going after him.
And this is being quintuple verified again.
We've passed our usual verification standard of quadruple
verification quintuple verified the sexiest man alive
going after him is going to get people in the streets
It's all a part of their plan.
The elite should not be getting arrested.
We have on stage Katie Wiseau Katie Wiseau from one to
What looks do you have to be on that scale to be immune
And I just feel like I should be saying I'm reporting
from the Harry Potter castle here in the UK when guardian
Leviosa and that just my protective code when talking
about these types of things.
Just make sure that my cyber security is engaged.
What what what level between one and ten do you have
The funny thing is what I've heard through the owls in
the Harry Potter Kingdom is that it's not who oh my god.
It is what and when and where you know it is also who
you know I got my joke from.
So I heard through Gryffindor house that Slytherin has
Why am I going down Harry Potter?
Because I'm British pretty sneaky.
Hey, what the hell I've got no clue.
What the hell I've seen this before.
This is a laughing gas by a warfare attack.
Whoever's going after Alec Baldwin is also going after
Katie and now she's taking out references.
Drop like seven Harry Potter references in the last minute.
Burn some sage in your house.
That's the curse to know for now.
It's just be trying to be cool.
I know this has happened.
This is the reaction I get since I was a kid, but I'd be
on relying upon my sticky outy ears.
Interestingly enough real talk without their Wingardium
Leviosas even though I like to say it is that those
that represent Alec Baldwin from a crisis PR standpoint.
They have fingers in many many many many pies.
And when I say that I mean that sounds like sexual sulky.
Well a little bit triggering but that's all right for me.
But interestingly enough it when you're talking about
the elites, you know, that's that's very unfortunate.
I'm not making any allegations or accusations of Alec
Baldwin in that in that context, but there is people
know it's a small circle up in that cloud of make believe
in Never Never Land, you know, and they're all seemingly
represented by the same people.
So maybe Alec Baldwin knows too much when it comes to the
law and legislation though, just out and I'll close I
will land my Eagle on this note is that in criminal law
there is a difference between actors Reyes and men's
So the act of pulling the trigger and the mental state
or the intent and mindset so on and so forth when doing
so and I know that about in criminal law.
Tell me if you think that Alec Baldwin is sexy.
No, do you can rich people be arrested?
I think that rich people can be arrested, but their
situation could be heavily manipulated in their favor
and as I always question arrests because I'm like, what
are you trying to cover up even more so?
The only I mean, I'll see Katie.
The only thing I got out of it was a bunch of Harry Potter
I know it makes me want to go on the film playing.
I'm in the middle playing Hogwarts for the PC.
I have it on my new gaming computer.
It's a very good game, but I appreciate those references.
We've broken it down left right.
We've had a bunch of people on stage to out defending
Alec Baldwin attacking Alec Baldwin.
I think we can all agree at this point Alec Baldwin
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Give it to the space go right ahead.
Okay, so the advice for the weekend is don't go to
Japan if you book any travel for Japan.
I will personally cancel it and then fire you so
just you guys have all been made aware of this.
It's not anything new do not I repeat do not go to
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that he should be allowed to be arrested.
This is obviously just a bunch of shenanigans leading
There are concerns over Deep Disease X and getting
It doesn't matter if you or loved one have been
personally victimized by the police.
You need to call an attorney.
Okay, but second of all if you are also an actor
and actress voiceover anything like that you are exempt
from these laws and you definitely need to call
Okay, they may arrest you because they don't understand
You know, just keep your mouth shut call your
attorney explain to them.
I can't be charged with anything.
They will take care of it and the same will go
You know, we're going to have to go through all
They're obviously doing it to try and set an example
fine. I don't know what's going on with his finances
and you know why he's drinking so much.
I really hope he seeks some help there for the sake
of his eight children, but you know, I think we can
all say one of his best movies was actually as Lieutenant
Doolittle in Pearl Harbor and just to you know, kind
of remind you of the kind of guy.
He is one of the things he said in Pearl Harbor
was that victory belongs to those believe in it the
most and believe in it the longest.
So we're going to believe and we're going to make America
believe too that Alec Baldwin should not be in jail
It doesn't matter how attractive of rich or poor
he is. He should not be in jail.
So I leave you with that.