Business is Business: $LOYAL on Rollbit?

Recorded: June 1, 2023 Duration: 1:22:31
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And a king-sized tub big enough for 10 plus me.
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit.
And a big black chain with a bedroom in it.
Gonna join the Mile High Club at 37,000 feet.
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars.
I'm a star on Hollywood Boulevard.
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me.
So, how do you do it?
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame.
I'll even cut my hair and change my name.
Cause we are just the only big rock star.
Living hilltop, I'm driving 15 cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come sweet.
Well, I'll stay skinny and we'll just hold it in.
Hey, I'm in the coolest eyes.
In the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good, good thing is gonna wind up there.
Every blame or funny when the bleeds cloud and ruin.
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
I wanna be great like else without the tassels.
I ain't ready, buddy, guys.
I love to beat up bassles.
I'll sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free.
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion.
Get a front dog key to the playboy mansion.
Gonna date a centiphone that loves to blow my money for me.
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame.
I'd even cut my hair and change my name.
Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars.
Living hilltop, I'm driving 15 cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come sweet.
Well, I'll stay skinny and we'll just won't eat.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars.
In the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good, good, good thing is gonna wind up there.
Every blame or funny when they bleep's blonde hair.
And we'll find out in the private rooms.
With the latest dictionary of today's zoo zoo.
We'll get you anything with that evil smile.
Everybody's got a drug dealer on the street now.
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
I'm gonna sing those songs that have been the sense.
I'm gonna pop my pills from the past dispensers.
Get locked up singers writing all my songs.
Let me sing them every night so I don't get them wrong.
Well, we all just wanna be big rock stars.
And living hilltop houses driving 15 cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars.
In the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good, good, good thing is gonna wind up there.
Every blame or funny when they bleep's blonde hair.
And we'll find out in the private rooms.
With the latest dictionary of today's zoo zoo.
We'll get you anything with that evil smile.
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
You're going to witness the talk about business.
You'll hear our opinions all about the business.
That business is business.
That business is business.
Well, let's just say it.
Business is business.
Ah, little bit of rock star.
That takes me back to, you know,
it takes me back to, you know,
when I used to actually, you know,
play for a guitar for Nickelback.
Monty, can you mute your mic now?
Well, anyway, welcome back to another horrible episode
of business is business.
We're going to have discussions about
Rollbit and crypto,
that cryptocurrency.
My grandson.
Cryptocurrency.
My grandson, he got me to buy the Bitcoin, eh?
So, anyway, enough nonsense.
Let's kick this off.
First thing we're going to do,
change it up this week,
go on to the site chat.
Okay, actually,
like and read through the space,
drop a comment saying,
what did you do this week?
So that I can read it after I ask everyone else.
go to the Rollbit site chat
come and listen to business is business.
It's really awesome.
$500 to listeners.
Will I spin a bot?
Maybe not.
Maybe yes.
Something like that.
while that's going on,
I didn't see that you've retweeted the space.
What do you mean?
You literally liked my tweet?
You mongo.
Yeah, I'm back.
So what's going on, Mikey?
to be honest.
I didn't think so.
Test driving cars at the weekend.
Still not decided.
I would have told you my car if you wanted.
Let's just see if we can get a quick few reactions.
He wouldn't have bought it anyway.
He would have found an excuse,
even if it was a second away from buying it.
React a thumbs up if you would buy an M4,
or react a thumbs down if you'd buy an RS5.
How do I react?
You want none of the RS5.
You're not wanting an M4.
it's just two.
It's just two,
I'd go for you personally.
you've probably not got the driving skills to have an M4,
so maybe something a little easier.
four-wheel drive,
What are you saying,
What are you mumbling?
He's not even got the driving skills for a Fiat 500.
That was a zinger.
You got him.
since you're talking,
how's your week going?
Still recovering from last week.
Who asked?
I had two minutes.
I had on my back,
what was that?
Too many pies
in my backpack,
Too many pies?
It was a good week.
I went to,
visited Germany.
manufacture.
Did you go to Bergen?
Did you go to Bergen?
don't know what that is,
you wouldn't know what that is.
You wouldn't get in.
Is it not Bergenheim?
Bergenheim?
That's called?
Bergenheim.
I know what you're on about now.
I did not.
Experienced the autobahn for the first time.
how fast did you go?
The shuttle was doing 90 or,
I think she got up to 110.
And the slow motor?
I would have been in common once actually.
we were definitely doing,
we're doing over 100 anyway.
We were in the middle lane and then there was cut,
RS5s and M5s and everything just flying past us.
God knows how much they must have been doing on the outside.
We only touched the outside lane once,
I'm not really that interested how many times you were in each lane.
Maybe you can write a report after this and give us a great kind of lane usage.
I will do it.
what's going on?
Another little suffering cattle class is always every week.
Interesting,
seeing some human cattle get lifted onto the plane today.
That was a good sight.
Tell the listeners,
what happened?
waiting on the plane to take off today.
then they pull up to the other side.
you've got the stairs onto the plane on the left-hand side.
Pull up to the right-hand side.
It was a big,
essentially a cargo lift.
open the right door and onto live heifer's waddle.
maybe an English.
extremely overweight woman.
I didn't know that your mum went down with you.
What's going on in the fix?
she was in the cargo bay.
two of them.
they actually had to move people to give them their own rows.
They were that big.
That's crazy.
It wasn't a crowded flight,
That's terrible.
Imagine being that fat that you have to get,
lifted into the plane.
I was worried they were both on the left-hand side of the plane.
I can't imagine what,
the steer right was like.
Oh my God.
Poor pilot.
so were they away at the front,
or did they,
they were like,
kind of at the front.
Must have been hard to get the nose up.
When you go from the aisle into the row you seats,
armrest on the aisle doesn't move.
You need a key to lift it.
They had to walk down the aisle sideways.
I'm not joking.
It was waddled down the aisle sideways.
That's terrible.
It was like Mrs. Puff for Spongebob.
I don't get how it's fair.
How come I need to pay,
an extra 50 quid if my luggage weighs 10 kilograms more,
but these big fat people get a whole row to themselves for free?
they get wheeled through the entire airport.
And they get a whole row to themselves.
Cargo lifted,
Skip the whole line.
Unbelievable.
People can't help the size of their bones.
What was that?
People can't help the size of their bones.
this was pure gelato.
It was no bones.
in other news,
I heard that
Monty got some gifts,
from his neighbours.
housewarming gift
Is that true?
I don't know if you could say it's from my neighbour.
I really wonder who sent them,
Sent what?
who could it have been?
I got a garden gnome holding an AK.
Probably the most notable one.
t-shirt with a goblin eating a burger.
a t-shirt with your cell phone?
self-portrait.
And a pair of toe socks.
Could you maybe
pin a picture of this
goblin shirt?
Could you,
post a picture of you in it,
but you could just,
Photoshop your robot head on top of it?
Absolutely not.
Can you not take a picture of the shirt
on your desk or something?
It wouldn't fit.
Or on the floor?
I'll put it out on the floor
and reply to the
and then pin it up
and everyone can look at it.
While you're doing that,
let's hear from
worst support agent in history,
What's going on,
What's going on?
What is going on?
what have you been up to than I did?
I'm just working away,
being on some spaces,
got some more followers.
I've seen that,
doing that,
talking shit.
What else have I been doing?
I don't know,
I've been working a lot.
I took my watch off today
because it was annoying.
And the G-Shock,
combat hardened G-Shock.
I heard you had a bit of a run
on the slot machines,
That was good fun.
That was good fun,
So you're rich now,
I'm richer than I was,
but I'm poorer than I was
at the same time.
Let's pause this for a second,
I see you've posted that picture.
What was your neighbour thinking
when he bought you that?
good question.
What was my neighbour thinking
when he bought me that?
Would you say,
why do you think
he might have bought you that?
you must know
I love goblins and burgers.
You do love burger.
I love burger and joy.
perfect t-shirt now.
That looks really good,
It's actually quite nice quality.
It's kind of like
an American football top,
it feels like.
That's lovely.
Somebody's spent a lot of money on that.
That's really nice.
McDonald's M
in the top right.
It's nice.
Compliments to the chef.
so I went on a bit of a run,
set it up with about
ran it all the way up to
let's end the story there.
Let's keep going.
Let's move on.
what did you do?
Did you say $78,000?
I witnessed,
I witnessed the run.
the downfall
that came after the upfall,
I don't think that happened.
I know we don't want to talk about that part,
I may have lost
some money,
but I'm still up,
and you know what?
That's good.
I count my blessings.
interrupting.
Only one block to go
on the RLB lottery.
Oh my God,
let's stay.
I'm going to make a team.
Join my team.
Because I'm flat too now,
Join my team.
Join my team.
I'm going to join a team.
Everyone here,
join my lottery team.
I am in your team.
Join my team,
Oh my God,
you stink so much.
I wish I could do more now.
What if we hit the lottery,
and I like,
get nothing?
Fingers crossed.
And I might buy you
a Goblin t-shirt.
I can't believe the jackpot's
back above 100k already.
I heard the RLB's
going to zero.
I'm almost going to leave
you on the team.
You heard correctly,
to be fair.
what have you been doing
this week?
Watching you be a degenerate.
I didn't ask you to come up
tell a joke.
I was watching you be a degenerate.
I was being a degenerate.
to be fair,
just a normal week then?
Just a normal week,
just carrying the whole
of orbit on my back,
it does require a lot of work
when you've got
staff like Pat,
and it's really,
it's really,
really hard work
trying to look busy
when you're actually
doing nothing.
that's really hard.
It's actually harder
than actually working,
that's actually a skill.
I'm slowly getting it streamlined,
Mikey's got loads of tips
on how to look busy.
what's your top three tips
for looking busy at work?
You just don't give a fuck
and you just sit and do nothing
and if someone says
something to you,
then you just say,
I earn more money
from sports spots
than I do being here,
so I'm sure the fuck not.
Fair enough.
It's just like that,
you can afford
the lottery is spinning.
I'm not watching the lottery
and I don't want a live
commentary on 100 spins,
I'm going to tell you
every single one.
head to the
Robit site chat,
I'm giving away
big money this time.
I'm not messing around.
$100 to someone
which spams
business is business
in the chat.
I said it right.
You heard me right.
You heard me right.
for spamming
business is business
in the chat.
It's on one second slow mode.
theoretically,
the more spams,
the more percentage
of the chat you take up,
which increases your chance
of me clicking on you.
You should really be
spamming as fast
as your internet allows,
Make sure you spam
hard enough
that Patrick's laptop
overheats.
I'm not seeing enough spams.
I'm going to call it soon.
The real question is,
are we going with
the business is business
or are we going with the text?
just anything,
It all kind of
does the same job.
I need more spams.
It's really not moving
fast enough here,
It's like my granny
can type faster than this
and she's also
a professional speed reader.
I'm going to count down,
So everyone spams
like even harder.
you ready?
I'm going to go
get spamming
get spamming
get spamming
let's see.
Hannah Gambles.
Congratulations,
Hannah Gambles.
We are now rich.
Rich beyond your
most wild imagination.
And on that note,
that's the end of the
Thanks for coming
and goodbye.
You thought I was
let's move on.
talk to me.
Speak to me.
Speak to me.
don't speak to me.
Community news.
MVP this week.
I can't remember.
It was Sean Hub.
Thank you,
Thank you so much.
If you were,
if you were listening,
request and we'll bring you up
for a little speech.
I see Interstellar
is currently tagging me
in pictures of his A5.
you must go and race
Interstellar and show him
that your car will be
I think an RS5 is slightly
faster than an A5.
I don't know.
you tune it the right way,
you tweak,
tweak a couple buttons,
you put some tape over the
aerodynamic.
Interstellar also have the
massive weight reduction
of not having Mikey in the
Interstellar is also
quite large though.
I think Interstellar might
actually weigh more than
let's move on.
I'm bored of talking about
how these are so boring,
the German cement
salesman car.
I actually quite like that.
I think I preferred that
over the M4.
The best thing about the
RS5 was the massage seat.
I guess that is good,
for people that are,
I don't know.
I was going to make fun of
but I can't be bothered.
Let's move on.
I think that makes a change.
What's going on?
In community news,
is there anything else?
There's the,
NBA finals and the
Stanley cup finals.
Got a raffle.
every sports bet placed on
those events over $5 gets
you a raffle ticket for a
chance to win a sports
robot and up to $2,000.
I want that.
Can I have that?
make some bets and maybe,
except you can't.
I've got a question.
You said the basketball
the Stanley cup.
When are you putting up
promotions for the
Piston cup?
the Piston cup
The Piston cup
isn't over.
You got me.
What in his cup?
I've seen that.
I've watched
Cars far too many times.
I've seen that.
I've seen that.
I've seen that.
I've seen that.
I'm sick of talking.
I want to,
let's count out how many
times you say M today.
let's break the record.
20 sacks last time.
I think you should give away
a dollar to someone
for every time he says,
get him counting.
There's your first one.
not much this week.
A couple of,
That counts.
Anything he hates,
Nike's virtual studio
they made a wee
partnership,
that's to integrate
the dot swoosh.
I don't know if you've
seen the dot swoosh,
but the dot swoosh is
basically,
it's going to be like,
CS Goldskins
type stuff,
but they're going to try
I've got that 130c quid.
but I think
the dot swoosh is
a collaborative,
experience for
digital goods.
it'll be like
custom football strips
the community will vote on it
and then it'll get loaded
and you'll actually be able
to buy and sell them
for your team.
the digital stuff,
digital skins,
has become quite a big thing
normal games like FIFA
and take it away from
but there's plenty of money
to be made in CS Goldskins
That's true,
but there's also plenty of money
to be made in a closed
microtransaction system.
what's the incentive?
What's the incentive?
I suppose.
you just got,
I doubt there'll be
that much demand,
FIFA is huge.
It's probably
skins anyway,
once it goes on there,
they'll be big.
the partnership aims
to bring personalisation,
creativity
to the virtual sports realm,
offering unique opportunities
for fans to express themselves
throughout sports and style.
there's not much coming,
there's not much being announced
just the partnership,
but there's more coming over
in the next couple of months.
The .smoosh is currently
in a closed beta,
but you can sign up for it
Does that mean you have access?
I don't have access.
I thought like all betas got into it,
like all beta males.
misunderstood,
Misunderstanding me.
you can go sign up
for that on
welcome.smoosh.knight
to access.
I'm doing it right now.
I'm doing it right now.
Other partnerships,
little Oni Force,
you love your Oni.
hit me with a number.
I've not looked
in like two days, bro.
The floor price?
1.61, buddy.
it went down.
It was like 1.61.
How is that possible?
How is that possible?
It's going to be in Fortnite.
so they've partnered
with Thea 3D,
our 3D animation studio,
and they're going to be getting,
they're helping Oni World
to bring their IP
to Fortnite Creative.
Fortnite Creative
is just like a sandbox space
basically.
So it's not going to be
in the main game,
but it's going to be
in like the side.
I've been scammed.
I don't know what,
what might be in there.
I'm sure you,
it'll probably be like
skins for your character
or something like
masks and whatnot.
Step in the right direction
for Oni though.
They're trying to make
the biggest comeback
that's what they said anyway.
but there was clearly
some insider trading
because the price
started to rally up
before the announcement
even happened.
I think the price,
the price rallied
from like 1.7
let's see,
before the announcement
even happened.
Now you just go up
to like 2 ETH.
But now you're all
the way back down
But you're gaining.
It was all the way
down at 1.3 ETH
at one point.
if you just hold
all the user.
at the end of the day,
it's not about the money,
it's about the artwork.
And the artwork
we had on Friday.
I do love the artwork,
that's 6 ETH
at the peak of ETH,
or whatever it was.
that was worth the price.
We've had the pleasure
of holding this artwork
for almost two years now.
It's great.
The last time
we mentioned
only on here though
they put out
the announcement
that they were
they were partnering
the studios
that helped
market their IP
talked about it
they were sitting
at 0.6 ETH
that was the floor price
and now they've rallied
all the way up to
1.61 and so on.
I remember when
we spoke about it though
we didn't see much
action at all.
We went and looked
at the price
and nothing had happened.
But that same day
now that I'm looking
on the OpenSea
we must have just been
a couple of hours
too early.
We should have bought.
We should have.
I said that.
It jumped up
from that day
was the lowest
on that same day
but I think we were just
caught the news
but then we didn't
take advantage of it.
interesting news?
No, not yet.
Okay, I'm going to
update everyone
on the news.
I am now a trendy guy.
I know exactly
what's going on.
So you guys
probably haven't been
following but
dropped the
and he raised
like a bajillion
and then he sold
it to BitBoy Crypto
created another
coin called
He still holds
they've created
another coin
called Dollar Loyal.
Dollar Loyal
was airdrop
you can buy it
on pre-sale
if you're like
a PsyOps holder
and a Ben holder.
it's too much for me
and you know
what they're doing now?
They're selling.
So what they're doing
is they're
minting an
they're going to
do a thing
which then
this is just
sounds like
a pyramid scheme.
I don't want to
it is and it
it's one of
these weird
It's like a
saying it's
the next thing
your parents
are going to
be selling
that worries
me though,
always go,
this sounds
where they're
rewarding people
selling or
interacting with
mechanism,
pyramid scheme
mechanism,
mechanism.
don't sell
don't interact
but you're
them because
touch them,
you're not
So anyway,
these NFTs,
it's called
someone like
the hexadecimal
color code
background,
and they're
minting out
tonight or
tomorrow or
maybe they've
I don't know,
I'm not on
top of it,
they'll do
is they'll
allow you to
join their
affiliate with
their organization
orange block
next to your
utility of
alluded to
can change
without it
resetting your
Twitter blue,
and it also
Twitter blue.
kind of cool,
You're going
to see a lot
of people with
the little
orange block
next to their
and they're
going to get
benefits for
they're going
to be launching
token at some
point in the
they're launching
clone called
but there's
not a lot of
substance yet,
so I don't
Do we have any
experts here in
the crowds?
I'm open to
I think the
mint's open.
I wouldn't be
surprised.
He said he
was going to,
I spoke to the
guy last night,
he said he was
going to open it
last night.
It's going
refreshed it
now minted
to 10,000.
has it been
I can't see
five minutes
that's pretty
ETH probably.
mint mask.
not really
dived into
experience
people too
experience
related is
they don't
smart contracts.
That's crazy.
Shock horror.
let's move
mint this.
while you're
minting that,
to give way
more money.
everyone to
retweet the
comment below.
what should
comment below.
I'll have a
read through
I also need
Monty some
so perhaps
something and
there's no
such thing
That's a good
It is a good
talk about
what's that
huge win on
combo boosts
this week.
I placed it
of Legends
one dollar
you're up.
I tried to
but one of
them failed,
minted one.
on spaces.
you're the
eight isn't
explained.
clarify it
listeners.
That wasn't
we talking
interesting
Subsequently
whole rally
think we're
possibly on
think it's
going to be
the previous
year, which
tell you why
I think that.
The channel
that we're
we've been
on a channel
chart, all
from 31,000
top of the
been trading
channel, just
testing the
highs of the
testing the
We recently
just the other
which was the
top of the
channel, and
rejected from
thought we
were going
through there.
We didn't.
We rejected.
very little
volume just
now trading
cryptocurrency.
need a lot
to be able
and sustain
or rallies
upwards are
just going to
off pretty
other day.
We've come
touching the
the channel
now, which
flipped into
could see a
little bounce
about 26.4k.
we can get
there, retest
channel, and
then break
Then you'd
be looking
that previous
high that we
the channel,
we need the
because the
moment, it
wouldn't be
drive prices
the channel,
we're likely
retest the
the channel,
which would
that level
talked about
last week,
support that
don't hold
that, then
have quite
and abrupt
downwards.
20k fails,
retest the
from that,
we've still
to support.
said, this
one, bottom
of the range
24,000-ish,
just above
that holds,
another rally
But again,
the volume
There's no
we're seeing
everything
just draining
there into
Definitely
the safest
for probably
happens in
the traditional
markets where
it's off to
again, the
rates, but
happening.
What about
China, bro,
noise, man.
That's not
these updates,
bullish news
there's no
the charts.
People are
losing interest.
But that's
happens in
these times,
and then the
price will
slowly decline
sideways like
when people
the towel,
I'm bored.
it will be
of crypto.
bear market,
that's what
convinced.
think we're
going that
low again.
I'm split.
I honestly
think Patch
coping because
speaking of
laughing at
fooling over.
wrong with
resistance
listening.
very serious
I pray for
his health.
what do you
guys think?
what level
would it be?
personally
think that
and anything
they can't
taking money
like this.
they'll try.
You're not
getting mine.
Don't have
on Twitter
all right?
let me just
tweet that
and then I'll
everyone can
we can all
talk about
everyone will
be jumping
because it's
so interesting.
pinning it.
I'm already
the channel
showing charts,
think about
these charts,
trading in
the channel,
the chart,
the number,
the Bitcoin
price realizes
there's like a
line here,
it sees it,
it's going to
act differently
depending on the
line I draw on the
that's right.
so that the
price knows
it's there,
so it can't
go below it.
Why are we
even entertaining
What a lovely,
lovely little
tweet that.
let's fucking
How about we
get someone up
want to win
What is it,
Why do you
talk about
trading and
no one has
what's going
What are you
talking about?
What do you
Patcho's got a
negative win
It's actually
Patcho's only
he's still
you a spin.
coming up.
sorry about
My headphones
weren't working
No problem.
allow this
what do you
Do you want
to spin an
you want to
do a bonus
Let's do a
let's do a
get ready.
What battle
against Rule
Great Gifts
level four.
you can't do
I'm stupid.
What are you
going to post
the link in
general chat.
Go to general
you see the
and then you
can follow
obviously.
We actually
win loads,
and I just
with it all.
elements it.
where are you
posting this
I'm making
the battle
bot claim.
interrupted
minutes out
because of
care about
his sports
not really.
care about
here we go.
little bit.
Sounds like
dead spoons
after dead
sorry much!
coming up.
There there he is.
There we go.
I can't do it, I can't do it!
I can't do it!
I'll do it!
I'll do it!
Oh my god, this is excruciatingly loud.
I have no idea what was going on there.
Yeah, Gates were just being Gates to be honest.
That was horrible.
Okay, someone needs to take charge for one moment.
Okay, we're waiting on the results anyway, so it shouldn't be too hard.
Let's see, they should be coming in now.
This is very intense, isn't it?
You won $118.
It actually, oh my god.
Okay, username is Razer.
Send tips.
Wait, where am I putting it?
I'll follow you and drop my DM.
Oh, you get a follow of Monty as well.
That's actually minus EB.
Yeah, that is negative EB.
Yeah, drop me at the DM and I'll type that out.
I'll send it in Discord.
Is that you that just typed it?
Yeah, that's me.
I completely zoned out.
I'm like, oh my god.
Congratulations.
Well, GG on the win and goodbye.
Okay, who's up next?
Bro, if I sell that mint right now, I've just made $60.
Even after a gas?
Well, yeah.
Wait, but mint you did it already?
Damn, I should have minted that.
You're sleeping, bro.
Okay, I'm breaking someone else up.
Did you pick up two, uh, $50?
Nah, it didn't work.
You're sleeping, mate.
Let me make it one.
I think it was like, um, I think the counter was actually behind by a lot by how much was
actually minted.
Are you sure it was a real NFT or you didn't mint it?
Nah, fuck knows.
Don't know what I've got.
It's probably a wallet trainer.
Interesting.
Destroyer Boy, welcome up to the stage.
Hello, Destroyer.
Destroyer.
I am Destroyer Boy.
I will remove you from speaker in five, four, three, two, one.
Sorry for your loss.
You're bringing up someone else.
I guess, uh, he can destroy you later on, Smokey.
That's a bozo moment, that.
Imagine missed out at $100.
I'm trying to get into riches.
Who do we bring up?
I think we bring up someone that doesn't do emojis.
Because emojis is, uh, trying to get my attention.
And it does the opposite.
Hello, Bear.
Are you ready to win?
Big money?
Are you ready?
What do you want to do?
Do you want to spin an NFT?
Or do you want to do a bonus battle?
A bonus battle.
What's lost?
Sugar Rush.
Sugar Rush.
I wish you the best of both.
I wish you the best of luck.
I mean, it's probably, we're probably going to lose, to be honest.
It is the worst slot.
It is a 0x simulator.
Let's just set this up.
I've not to listen to the slot again.
Can we, can we not like, can we go through it faster?
It takes me wrong.
You don't click spin.
That's cheap.
Please click spin it.
It's actually...
Screw it here.
Alright, here we go.
That'd be a bit of time to go here.
Okay, here we go.
Can you please spin them?
I am literally quick spinning it.
I'm gonna leave this space.
We're done.
Thank God.
It doesn't like you click spin for when it tumbles.
No, let's watch results.
Maybe next time you just spin it and we just carry on speaking.
Yeah, maybe you mute it.
That's a good idea, because I don't want to listen to that.
That's painful.
Destroyerboy's tagging me in robot chat and says,
I'm back. Sorry, I was working.
Destroyerboy.
You get one chance.
You lost your opportunity, Eminem.
Maybe next time.
So, we're just waiting on Rolebot finishing.
If Rolebot could hurry up.
Hurry up, Rolebot.
Come on, come on, come on.
Did you guys see that Elon Musk is getting sued for insider trading?
For putting the Doge logo as a...
That's ridiculous.
Yeah, it's crazy.
The SEC need to find something to do with their time.
I don't know who's suing him.
I've just seen that he was getting sued.
I've just seen the headline.
I feel like if we're going to sue anyone, he's probably the worst person.
He's got infinite money.
I mean, he could probably outfinance the discovery of this.
He's got a big winner.
He technically does have more money than we have done it.
He definitely does.
We've been rugged.
We've been rugged.
Rolebot absolutely smashed us, I'm afraid.
You had $111 from the spins, but Rolebot came in with $180.
That's actually two very good buys.
Always Rolebot.
As you say, always Rolebot.
So, unlucky birds.
Maybe next time.
Okay, man.
Thank you for opening the donate, man.
Sorry, man.
That is shameless from Rolebot.
How much have we got left?
$200, right?
We have $200.
If anyone wants free money, a free bonus battle, request two spins.
Please do an NFT spin instead.
We're going to speak through it, though.
We're not going to listen to that nonsense.
Thank goodness.
I've changed my mind.
It's NFT spins only because I don't want to do it.
I'll do the battle.
I just won't put this out.
I want the anticipation.
Anticipation.
We're ringing up someone.
Hello, pal.
This is the first time you've been up, right?
This is the first time you've joined, right?
Yeah, yeah.
How's it going?
Let's give them a choice.
I see you've got a Versus sign in your name.
Do you want to do a $100 bonus battle against Rollbot?
Bonus battle.
Against...
What slot?
Jewel Rush.
Sugar Rush.
Sugar Rush?
Jewel Rush.
Jewel Rush.
Jewel Rush.
I don't think...
Ah, we got that.
I just can't spell Jewel.
I'm a fucking idiot.
$100 Jewel Rush.
Let's not play it.
I'll do it in the background.
You just...
We'll keep the conversation going.
Ask him about himself.
See how he's doing.
Why don't you ask that, Monty?
I'm currently setting up this battle, so you can speak for me, my friend.
I'm speaking for Monty right now.
Cook over what...
Tell me about yourself.
Tell me about yourself.
Tell me about yourself.
I'm not...
This guy...
I'm not that good in English.
I'm not that good in English.
I'm sorry.
You've rubbed me.
Are you rubbing me?
Are you scamming me right now?
this guy's calling me
I don't even want to
give him the bye
I'm not giving this guy
did you post the link
it's already rolling
you can give someone else
at the end
this guy's gone
that's a bozo moment
let's bring up
someone else
to take him by
there's no way
he's going to be waiting
he's going to be
he's going to be
fucking furious
he should speak
you've just inherited
this guy's bye
it sounds like it's going well
am I serious
this guy's money
okay that's fine
because he didn't speak
we gave the bye to you
how's your day going
is it good
I feel like it's going to be
going a lot better
after this
oh it's going to be
going a lot better
after this
like I just got out
of the shower
I'm ready to lose it
at the end of the day
there is still a chance
robot could rug us
I feel like it wouldn't be
poetically correct though
so to be honest
I've never played
Bona's Battle
I have no idea
how it works
listen guys
I don't know
I play like
and Blinko
someone explain it
to this man
results should be seen
so basically
you do a bonus
bye against someone else
and then the winner
whoever gets the most
takes it all
makes sense
we're doing it
against rollbot
which is like
rollbit essentially
and apparently
we're just waiting
on results
you're going to become
the other guy is
now I guess
rollbit just steals it all
but you know
I'll be very disappointed
if rollbot
pulls it out
we'll just say that
I gotta get lucky
it's today
how long we got on results
do you like watching
I actually do
don't judge me for it
I think he's a funny guy
yeah he's funny
yeah he's funny
are you a juicer
I wouldn't call myself
that I just like watching him
but I'm not like
one of those
15 year olds
that's respect
who else do you watch
what age are you
what age are you
okay I was just hoping
you were going to say 17
so I could tell you
someone else again
the double rug
who else do you watch
other than XQC
that's a good question
Tarek I think is his name
results in 10 seconds
all I'm going to say is
the last guy
if this happens
well he's not going to
actually be able to
complain anyway
because he didn't understand
the fucking word you were saying
yeah let's be honest
I want these results
to start showing
they're showing
you're a wreck
you're kidding me
Bonner you're a wreck
congrats Bonner
you just got
1.1 thousand dollars
no are you kidding me
wait no actually
you just won
1,100 dollars
you just won
1,098 dollars
wait no way
every penny
where can I see that
I have no idea
I've just dropped
the screenshot
on the rollbit discord
I'll actually tweet it
and put it to the tweet
oh that's crazy
send me a reply
with your rollbit username
and we'll get that sorted
we're actually joking
you didn't win at anything
you actually
you did win
1.1 thousand
no it's too late
but you can't take it back
yeah it's 1,000 dollars
in the metaverse
basically nothing
1,000 in robux
do you see it
have you seen it yet
wait where is it
I'm on the discord
where is it
you can't have 1,000 dollars
you're not even going to
use your scroll wheel
I'm like on my phone
I'm on my laptop
I actually won that much
that's crazy
thank you so much guys
what are you going to do
with the money boner
that's a good question
basically like
to be honest
pay out half of it
and like gamble
the rest of it
that's okay
I need a speech
like a really majestic speech
English is my second language
I'm not that good at
that's great
to speak English
I'm kicking him
wait we're kicking you
right goodbye
that's like the
the biggest win
I've ever got
for gambling
because I don't gamble
just like you know
sometimes when I feel like it
but that's
that's crazy
and it's like
my first time
getting picked in this
in this space
that's crazy
it was pretty mad
I didn't expect it
that's why you come up
to these guys
first time coming up
1000 bucks
in his pocket
what are like
what are like
the odds of winning so much
it's 50-50
either one of you
you win it or you don't
if you win
you always win that much
it's a 50-50
that you won that much money
because you either won it
or you didn't
that makes sense
yeah absolutely
it's kind of basic math
yeah no no
I get it now
if you send Monty
your username
that will be with you
I've dropped you a DM
on Twitter
so I'm just
sending my reply
I think you said
your username was
Smokey Lisa
is that right
and I'll get that
tipped out to you
what a joy
yeah thanks again
so much guys
that's crazy
oh congratulations
you are so welcome
okay goodbye
enjoy your winning
yeah have a good one guys
yeah you too
it's just crazy
that this guy
can come up
first time
putting his hand up
wins $1,100
and there's loads
of guys that's sitting here
and don't even request
that has to be
is that the biggest
single giveaway
we've done on the space
that's pretty insane
I think it might be
that is insane
did you know
that that's roughly
about 10 months
of an average salary
in Afghanistan
it's about 10 months
of my salary
so think about it
if you're in Afghani
it's actually more than that
average salary
in Afghanistan
is about $70
so you're like
over a year
right there
that's an interesting
fact Smokey
thanks for that
everyone appreciates it
the diamond
that salary
is for the average
still need to watch
typing in the
at least he's
taking a lightly
it's just a lesson
where you know
if you're going to
step up to the plate
you better eat the steak
that's the saying
I've never heard that one
I've never heard that one
that's what they say
that's the old saying
step up to the plate
eat the steak
feel this bad
we've got $100 left
business is business
I'm supposed
at the end of the day
I'm not giving a guy
a chance to win
if he only says hello
download Duolingo
on the app store
shut the fuck
hell is us
shut up Hoyd
we've got one more
to give away
no I'm going to have to
agree with Hoyd
on this one
find someone
while I send out
I'm bringing him
I'm bringing him
hello Ashford
I honestly never
thought I was
going to be picked
you have to
you step up to the plate
you've got to be ready
to eat the steak
yeah you're right
so how's everyone doing
I hope you're all doing
doing good
how are you doing
that's what I'm doing
because I know
I actually know
but I'm going to
take a chance
at the end of the day
it's gambling
you can lose nothing
it's plus EV
so what do you want to do
do you want to do an NFT
do you want to do a bonus
what do you want to do
take a bonus
I'm going to pick a bonus
because I'm not that much
into NFTs and all
so I'm going to go
with a bonus
wise choice
what's the luck
let me think
I think I'm going to go
with Starlight Princess
I like that
respectable choice
I'm just sending out
this tip quickly
and then we'll get that set up
you've been taking
about 10 minutes
I don't know
what your definition
of quickly is
just wish me luck
I'm wishing you luck
so Ashford
you hit a max win
you win a million dollars
what are you going to do
with the money
a million dollars
I would finish
and study abroad
leave my country
to study somewhere else
I would pay off
my parents debts
like bank loans
I would probably invest
most of it
so to keep
like a decent
that's probably
that's the most
non-degenerative answer
I probably could have
expected on this space
what do you study?
web development
I want to be a
full stack developer
web development
does that mean
that you're a spider
shut the fuck up
a little joke
they're just coming
hot off the press
he has quite experienced
the catching bugs
I'm actually studying
anything computer
related really
I would like that
did you study
slotography?
slotography
and I failed
I failed it
all the way
what is going on here
are you okay?
I'm not that lucky
I know my bugs
did you post what?
the link's in general
to ask for
join the general
chat right now
and click on that link
and you'll see what
you can watch the results
live with us
on Discord
we'll be in for a little bit
it's rolling
it's rolling
I have a bad phone
outside of
being a spider
what else do you do?
nothing much
I am a student
I live alone
in a different city
like not with my family
nothing much
my life isn't really
that exciting
sounds pretty exciting
you're coming up
on one of the
hottest spaces
on Twitter
and you're about to win
generational wealth
guys I'm sorry
but I can't see the link
if you can show me it
like I'm on
wrong about
you threw the robot
okay let's kick him
let's kick him
the spins are done
the result
should be in soon
oh results are soon
is he going to be
out of there
pay off everything
yeah literally
like I have
my school fees
and my rent
like in the next
couple of days
that would be
I'm shaking
just wish me
robot is probably
going to steal
all of this money
yeah I know
we're still waiting
the counter is still
tell us about
your experience
of being a gnome
in the web3 world
well I'm not a gnome
I'm actually
is the gnome
that I got
five seconds
till results
oh come on
come on baby
I'm literally shaking
I'm feeling
bad about this one
not looking
that's robot
come back next week
come back next week
maybe you'll get something
I'm feeling it
yeah I hope so
thank you for
listening to us
no worries
no worries
alright guys
thank you so much
thanks for coming up
that was interesting
Monty wasn't
so I thought
it's not feeling good
sometimes you lose
in gambling
there's an
interesting statistic
quit before
hitting big
I'm joking
that's not
a financial
gamble responsibly
above your
I'm joking
I'm joking
we're out of funds
we've been
bankrupted
I've now lost
so she said
talk to me
what's going on
so there was
but I've been
overpaying
for the sports
so there is
a decrease
share this
unfortunately
around 20%
something like
or something
since last
season for
Premier League
took a big
not helped
we couldn't
previously
quiet park
to be fair
coming into
not really
coming into
on whatever
time comes
was sports
interesting
not really
other than
absolutely
definitely
and sports
pretty much
always worked
profitable
that price
de-risking
marketplace
even for a
anyone else
sports bot
quick money
you're not
doing that
you've got
what people
are selling
got listed
rounding to
i've still