And a king-sized tub big enough for 10 plus me.
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit.
And a big black chain with a bedroom in it.
Gonna join the Mile High Club at 37,000 feet.
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars.
I'm a star on Hollywood Boulevard.
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me.
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame.
I'll even cut my hair and change my name.
Cause we are just the only big rock star.
Living hilltop, I'm driving 15 cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come sweet.
Well, I'll stay skinny and we'll just hold it in.
Hey, I'm in the coolest eyes.
In the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good, good thing is gonna wind up there.
Every blame or funny when the bleeds cloud and ruin.
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
I wanna be great like else without the tassels.
I ain't ready, buddy, guys.
I love to beat up bassles.
I'll sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free.
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion.
Get a front dog key to the playboy mansion.
Gonna date a centiphone that loves to blow my money for me.
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame.
I'd even cut my hair and change my name.
Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars.
Living hilltop, I'm driving 15 cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come sweet.
Well, I'll stay skinny and we'll just won't eat.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars.
In the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good, good, good thing is gonna wind up there.
Every blame or funny when they bleep's blonde hair.
And we'll find out in the private rooms.
With the latest dictionary of today's zoo zoo.
We'll get you anything with that evil smile.
Everybody's got a drug dealer on the street now.
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
I'm gonna sing those songs that have been the sense.
I'm gonna pop my pills from the past dispensers.
Get locked up singers writing all my songs.
Let me sing them every night so I don't get them wrong.
Well, we all just wanna be big rock stars.
And living hilltop houses driving 15 cars.
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.
We'll all stay skinny cause we just won't eat.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars.
In the VIP with the movie stars.
Every good, good, good thing is gonna wind up there.
Every blame or funny when they bleep's blonde hair.
And we'll find out in the private rooms.
With the latest dictionary of today's zoo zoo.
We'll get you anything with that evil smile.
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial.
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rock star.
You're going to witness the talk about business.
You'll hear our opinions all about the business.
That business is business.
That business is business.
Ah, little bit of rock star.
That takes me back to, you know,
it takes me back to, you know,
when I used to actually, you know,
play for a guitar for Nickelback.
Monty, can you mute your mic now?
Well, anyway, welcome back to another horrible episode
We're going to have discussions about
My grandson, he got me to buy the Bitcoin, eh?
So, anyway, enough nonsense.
First thing we're going to do,
like and read through the space,
what did you do this week?
So that I can read it after I ask everyone else.
go to the Rollbit site chat
come and listen to business is business.
I didn't see that you've retweeted the space.
You literally liked my tweet?
So what's going on, Mikey?
Test driving cars at the weekend.
I would have told you my car if you wanted.
Let's just see if we can get a quick few reactions.
He wouldn't have bought it anyway.
He would have found an excuse,
even if it was a second away from buying it.
React a thumbs up if you would buy an M4,
or react a thumbs down if you'd buy an RS5.
You want none of the RS5.
You're not wanting an M4.
I'd go for you personally.
you've probably not got the driving skills to have an M4,
so maybe something a little easier.
He's not even got the driving skills for a Fiat 500.
Still recovering from last week.
you wouldn't know what that is.
I know what you're on about now.
Experienced the autobahn for the first time.
The shuttle was doing 90 or,
I think she got up to 110.
I would have been in common once actually.
we were definitely doing,
we're doing over 100 anyway.
We were in the middle lane and then there was cut,
RS5s and M5s and everything just flying past us.
God knows how much they must have been doing on the outside.
We only touched the outside lane once,
I'm not really that interested how many times you were in each lane.
Maybe you can write a report after this and give us a great kind of lane usage.
Another little suffering cattle class is always every week.
seeing some human cattle get lifted onto the plane today.
waiting on the plane to take off today.
then they pull up to the other side.
you've got the stairs onto the plane on the left-hand side.
Pull up to the right-hand side.
essentially a cargo lift.
open the right door and onto live heifer's waddle.
extremely overweight woman.
I didn't know that your mum went down with you.
What's going on in the fix?
she was in the cargo bay.
they actually had to move people to give them their own rows.
It wasn't a crowded flight,
Imagine being that fat that you have to get,
I was worried they were both on the left-hand side of the plane.
the steer right was like.
so were they away at the front,
Must have been hard to get the nose up.
When you go from the aisle into the row you seats,
armrest on the aisle doesn't move.
You need a key to lift it.
They had to walk down the aisle sideways.
It was waddled down the aisle sideways.
It was like Mrs. Puff for Spongebob.
I don't get how it's fair.
an extra 50 quid if my luggage weighs 10 kilograms more,
but these big fat people get a whole row to themselves for free?
they get wheeled through the entire airport.
And they get a whole row to themselves.
People can't help the size of their bones.
People can't help the size of their bones.
I don't know if you could say it's from my neighbour.
I really wonder who sent them,
I got a garden gnome holding an AK.
Probably the most notable one.
t-shirt with a goblin eating a burger.
a t-shirt with your cell phone?
post a picture of you in it,
Photoshop your robot head on top of it?
Can you not take a picture of the shirt
on your desk or something?
I'll put it out on the floor
and everyone can look at it.
worst support agent in history,
what have you been up to than I did?
What else have I been doing?
I took my watch off today
I heard you had a bit of a run
but I'm poorer than I was
Let's pause this for a second,
I see you've posted that picture.
What was your neighbour thinking
What was my neighbour thinking
he might have bought you that?
I love goblins and burgers.
It's actually quite nice quality.
an American football top,
Somebody's spent a lot of money on that.
so I went on a bit of a run,
let's end the story there.
that came after the upfall,
I don't think that happened.
I know we don't want to talk about that part,
I'm going to make a team.
Because I'm flat too now,
I'm going to join a team.
I wish I could do more now.
What if we hit the lottery,
I can't believe the jackpot's
I'm almost going to leave
Watching you be a degenerate.
I didn't ask you to come up
I was watching you be a degenerate.
I was being a degenerate.
it does require a lot of work
I'm slowly getting it streamlined,
Mikey's got loads of tips
what's your top three tips
for looking busy at work?
You just don't give a fuck
and you just sit and do nothing
so I'm sure the fuck not.
I'm not watching the lottery
It's on one second slow mode.
which increases your chance
I'm not seeing enough spams.
I'm going to call it soon.
or are we going with the text?
can type faster than this
a professional speed reader.
request and we'll bring you up
Interstellar and show him
I think an RS5 is slightly
you tune it the right way,
you put some tape over the
Interstellar also have the
of not having Mikey in the
I think Interstellar might
I'm bored of talking about
I actually quite like that.
RS5 was the massage seat.
I was going to make fun of
I think that makes a change.
every sports bet placed on
those events over $5 gets
you a raffle ticket for a
make some bets and maybe,
I think you should give away
the community will vote on it
and then it'll get loaded
and you'll actually be able
has become quite a big thing
but there's plenty of money
to be made in CS Goldskins
but there's also plenty of money
to bring personalisation,
to the virtual sports realm,
offering unique opportunities
for fans to express themselves
throughout sports and style.
there's not much being announced
but there's more coming over
in the next couple of months.
but you can sign up for it
Does that mean you have access?
I thought like all betas got into it,
It's going to be in Fortnite.
and they're going to be getting,
they're helping Oni World
is just like a sandbox space
Step in the right direction
that's what they said anyway.
it's not about the money,
that was worth the price.
for almost two years now.
and nothing had happened.
I can't do it, I can't do it!
Oh my god, this is excruciatingly loud.
I have no idea what was going on there.
Yeah, Gates were just being Gates to be honest.
Okay, someone needs to take charge for one moment.
Okay, we're waiting on the results anyway, so it shouldn't be too hard.
Let's see, they should be coming in now.
This is very intense, isn't it?
Wait, where am I putting it?
I'll follow you and drop my DM.
Oh, you get a follow of Monty as well.
That's actually minus EB.
Yeah, that is negative EB.
Yeah, drop me at the DM and I'll type that out.
Is that you that just typed it?
Well, GG on the win and goodbye.
Bro, if I sell that mint right now, I've just made $60.
Wait, but mint you did it already?
Damn, I should have minted that.
Okay, I'm breaking someone else up.
Did you pick up two, uh, $50?
I think it was like, um, I think the counter was actually behind by a lot by how much was
Are you sure it was a real NFT or you didn't mint it?
Don't know what I've got.
It's probably a wallet trainer.
Destroyer Boy, welcome up to the stage.
I will remove you from speaker in five, four, three, two, one.
You're bringing up someone else.
I guess, uh, he can destroy you later on, Smokey.
That's a bozo moment, that.
Imagine missed out at $100.
I'm trying to get into riches.
I think we bring up someone that doesn't do emojis.
Because emojis is, uh, trying to get my attention.
And it does the opposite.
Do you want to spin an NFT?
Or do you want to do a bonus battle?
I wish you the best of both.
I wish you the best of luck.
I mean, it's probably, we're probably going to lose, to be honest.
I've not to listen to the slot again.
Can we, can we not like, can we go through it faster?
That'd be a bit of time to go here.
Can you please spin them?
I am literally quick spinning it.
I'm gonna leave this space.
It doesn't like you click spin for when it tumbles.
Maybe next time you just spin it and we just carry on speaking.
That's a good idea, because I don't want to listen to that.
Destroyerboy's tagging me in robot chat and says,
I'm back. Sorry, I was working.
You lost your opportunity, Eminem.
So, we're just waiting on Rolebot finishing.
If Rolebot could hurry up.
Come on, come on, come on.
Did you guys see that Elon Musk is getting sued for insider trading?
For putting the Doge logo as a...
The SEC need to find something to do with their time.
I don't know who's suing him.
I've just seen that he was getting sued.
I've just seen the headline.
I feel like if we're going to sue anyone, he's probably the worst person.
I mean, he could probably outfinance the discovery of this.
He technically does have more money than we have done it.
Rolebot absolutely smashed us, I'm afraid.
You had $111 from the spins, but Rolebot came in with $180.
That's actually two very good buys.
As you say, always Rolebot.
Thank you for opening the donate, man.
That is shameless from Rolebot.
How much have we got left?
If anyone wants free money, a free bonus battle, request two spins.
Please do an NFT spin instead.
We're going to speak through it, though.
We're not going to listen to that nonsense.
It's NFT spins only because I don't want to do it.
I just won't put this out.
We're ringing up someone.
This is the first time you've been up, right?
This is the first time you've joined, right?
Let's give them a choice.
I see you've got a Versus sign in your name.
Do you want to do a $100 bonus battle against Rollbot?
I just can't spell Jewel.
I'll do it in the background.
We'll keep the conversation going.
Why don't you ask that, Monty?
I'm currently setting up this battle, so you can speak for me, my friend.
I'm speaking for Monty right now.
I'm not that good in English.
I'm not that good in English.
Are you scamming me right now?
you can give someone else
it sounds like it's going well
I feel like it's going to be
I feel like it wouldn't be
poetically correct though
rollbit just steals it all
I'll be very disappointed
how long we got on results
that I just like watching him
Tarek I think is his name
because he didn't understand
the fucking word you were saying
with your rollbit username
and we'll get that sorted
you didn't win at anything
but you can't take it back
you can't have 1,000 dollars
like a really majestic speech
English is my second language
sometimes when I feel like it
the odds of winning so much
that you won that much money
because you either won it
yeah have a good one guys
of guys that's sitting here
it's actually more than that
I've never heard that one
I've never heard that one
so what do you want to do
do you want to do a bonus
I'm going to pick a bonus
because I'm not that much
and then we'll get that set up
you win a million dollars
you can watch the results
we'll be in for a little bit
maybe you'll get something