Oh god. Whatever. I don't know how to play poker. I kind of do.
Wait. I probably shouldn't have this live stream, huh?
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have this live stream, probably. Whatever.
If someone's cheating, then...
Am I stupid? Do I not understand poker?
I must be the biggest freaking idiot.
I'm just gonna call shit.
I don't even know if I'm right.
My God, that is so funny.
As you can see, I don't...
All of a sudden, I'm up bigly.
Oh shit. I should... yeah, I'm gonna call it. Fuck it.
Hmm. I mean, I don't really have much, but... I mean, I don't really have anything.
Do I? Bucket. Check it again.
I'm going crazy. I don't even care. I'll play...
i'm gonna play like a big baller like i know what i'm doing i don't know how did how is how am i i'm on a street
i'm on it is happening wow dude okay i'm like really i'm kind of shocked that i'm doing so well um
wow camel you're going down bitch just kidding i love you camel wow
As they say, zero to hero.
Nah, dude, I am not a big baller.
I'm just, I'm just guess him.
I'm just playing, playing around.
I thought, I've got some,
I don't really have much going on.
Sorry if any of y'all are commenting.
I'm literally so locked in right now.
I'm like the most locked in that I could ever be.
Yeah, my hands have been...
My hands have been really good lately.
Like, this game has been really good.
So I can see I'm eating fancy dinner.
Like, am I a genius or what?
And they said girls can't play.
My poker face is awesome.
I'm gonna check you, bitch.
Check you before I wreck you.
I'm like, I'm like the best right now.
Honestly, I shouldn't be checking.
But I don't know. I'm feeling good. Feeling good today.
Oh, fuck it. Call it. Probably, uh, probably lose this round, to be honest.
Hmm. You know what, fuck it.
I'm a, I'm gonna relax for a second.
I don't want to lose any more money. Because that's a shit hand.
I mean, what am I? I'm not an idiot. I mean, I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot.
Imagine if I went all in dude.
I'm eating chicken tenders and I'm like scarfing them down because I'm like so hungry right now.
Believe it or not, this is only my third time playing poker.
I've only played it three times in my whole life.
So I'm feeling like I'm doing pretty decent.
Like fucking check that bitch. I've got a really good hand, I think. I mean, I'm pretty I'm pretty happy
Yeah, you can suck it. Yeah
You think you got this? Suck it. Yeah
What's up baby? Oh my god dude. What is happening? I'm like the best of all time the greatest of all time right now. I
I'm the best poker player in Web 3, guys.
You know, Harry, I know that 10K looks cool, but I feel like I...
I don't know, like it doesn't feel real when you see it on the screen.
It's real until it is in my pocket, so we'll see.
I'm honestly, like, shocked.
I'm sitting here jabbering,
just talking the whole time.
Where do you play? It's a creator. It's like an abstract creator thing.
So only if you're an abstract creator, you can play Sugartown Abstract Creator Night.
But Sugartown does do poker nights.
So they do it in their Discord and they do it.
I mean, this is not the only time they do it.
This is just a special specific event.
Ooh. Oh, wow. Oh my God, guys.
No way! Oh, wow! Okay, what's happening? What's happening? I'm like, I'm so... I'm so bricked up right now, guys. Do you remember the whole bricked up phase when people first discovered the word? Like, real.
I'm very bricked up. Thought you find a real job. I did find a real job. Do you know what time of day it is? It's freaking... It's like 5 o'clock where I'm at. What do you think I'm just working like 12 hours a day? Are you crazy?
Like, seriously, you're just upset because you're looking up my pot there.
That's pretty good for, you know, after my day job, man.
I should have known you were joking.
I don't know how to pronounce your name.
To the abstract streamers, I cannot see any comments.
So if you're commenting, I am so sorry.
I'm literally, I can only see Twitter comments right now.
Maybe it's probably a skill issue if I'm not.
I mean, it probably is a skill issue, honestly.
We're paying any more than one tab open.
I don't have time to be looking at comments, guys.
I don't know how I feel about two jokers, but fuck it.
I'm really sorry about me stuffing my face, guys.
This is my dinner right now.
This is a fair market dinner.
You know, that's why I'm winning right now because I have Saratoga.
I actually have a lot of drinks.
I have, like, so many drinks.
I don't even know who some of these people that...
I don't think I'm getting this one.
Get about this hand, guys.
I think it's going to be my weakest hand, probably.
I'm going to check it anyway.
I mean, you did have a way better hand, significantly better.
Bullshitting hard for one pair.
I just want to thank Camel for giving me...
the whole playbook for this.
He literally, he was like,
Ashley, I want you to win.
So I'm going to tell you every single move ever so you can win.
And in exchange, I'm going to talk about Sugartown more often.
So I think it's fair trade.
Thanks, Camel, for the 10K.
In case anybody thinks I'm not joking, I'm very much joking, please.
Like, sometimes I forget myself.
You're going down, bitch.
All right, let's fucking go.
Those are two good pairs, bro.
20% will help for people that cannot afford school or education.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going to give every single last...
I donate to charity all the time.
I can't afford to be giving money all the time to everybody.
I mean, there's so many people that are going through hardships.
I want to help everybody that can, but I'm not super rich.
30% will go to Ashley if she color her hair blonde.
again baby boop wow wow guys this is this is crazy I wasn't really I was
expecting to be out in that one round where I went all in like going all in I
never go all in in anything ever in my life I'm not I'm not calling that one
that hand to shit hand of shit I'm not giving my money to you bro
hand is a bunch of bullshit
Ejj says, asked Donald Dunk.
Why can't these billionaires give people?
Like, why can't we make school free for people?
Anyway, that's too political, probably.
I'm sorry if y'all can hear me chewing.
I know that probably bugs people.
Suck it. I'm going up, baby.
Suck it. Maybe I shouldn't have. Oh well, whatever.
Oh my god, come on. Give me something.
Oh my god. I need one more. Give me...
For real. I'm checking, but I'm gonna fold. I'm not gonna call it. I'm gonna fold.
You don't fucking I'll call it.
Call it. Oh, I probably fucked myself over.
Ah, I knew it! I knew it! I knew I fucked myself over.
Oh well. Can't want them all, can ya? Okay.
Mason of six. Yeah, baby.
Good juju. Send me good vibes, guys.
I want to leave with at least over 10k, but I think the top price is five.
I wonder if they know I'm streaming and they're staring at my hand and they know how much.
All you want to go, baby?
Now I've got three pairs.
What's you going to do about that?
Uh, I'm really confident.
I'm just too lazy for that right now.
If somebody wants to make me an overlay,
I will pay you $500 if you make me a really sick one.
Wait, actually, now that I'm thinking about it,
I think I do have an overlay.
Now that I'm thinking, oh.
Oh, my hand is garbage, so I'm going to...
Give you that much money, bro.
Why are you betting that much off the shoot?
They must have a really good hand, or they're bullshitting me.
I don't know how to cover my cards on stream, okay?
I want to go all in, but I'm a little scared, so we're just gonna...
Look at that. This is crazy. I don't even know what's going on. I'm living in a parallel universe right now, dude. I'm living in a parallel universe.
Oh, shit. Fuck it. Yeah. You want...
That was really impulsive of me. Um...
Oh, you just fucking asshole.
Damn, that was good, though. What a great hand.
Got the worst. I'm not folded already.
What a wise? Wait, I need to fix it.
Whoops. Stop only liking my posts.
What are you talking about?
King Apollo says, I honestly was about to tell you the same thing.
You shouldn't be streaming, playing for many showing your hand unless you're on like a five minutes.
I mean, I doubt that's, I mean, I bet you, I don't know, dude, maybe I'm stupid.
Maybe I can put my face in front of it.
I'm really glad that I got out of here because, what?
Oh, you'll send me an overlay, dude?
I'll ride out of the shoot.
As I get more money, I become more stingy, dude.
I feel like that's how it becomes.
Just like, oh, I don't have a good enough hand for that.
Nope. No, no, no, no, no.
Y'all got me fucked up. Got me fucked up.
Good. Good for you, dude.
I'm not on Pigma anymore.
I did have a partnership with them,
but I got a new job and I got really busy.
I still have a lot of love for PIGMO.
I'm just not like partnered with them anymore.
Maybe one day in the future when I have a little more time.
I just didn't have enough time and I didn't want to.
And my computer was not working with their software.
So it was like, yeah, it was a skill issue right there.
Unless there's like a three there, I don't see.
Yeah, I didn't see that going anywhere good.
Oh, shit, I probably should have.
God, I got two pairs, but everybody else does too.
That wouldn't help me anyway.
I'm sitting here getting mad for no reason.
I don't know if I'm pronouncing your name right.
I'm probably butchering it.
Okay, in the meantime, I am gonna...
I'm gonna see if I can get a press some...
Oh, poker thing so that if somebody is...
Oh no, I don't have time.
Hopefully no one is watching this stream, because if they're watching the stream, then I'm cooked.
I urge it's urgent that I get it overlay but I'm having so many issues right now
I'm pissed off candle I think oh crap did I oh I think I fucked up should I go all in
guys oh fuck it oh yeah that's hot yeah I'm gonna fuck you up yeah not bad not bad
I don't want to give up my first round, but I hate not getting like a pear or like a shitty second card.
I need you to help me without relay.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I didn't think this through.
You have fucking, that would have been one pair, so I probably would have lost anyway.
See, would have, I would have been so pissed.
I'm going to call that $1,000, baby.
Unfortunately, because I, long story short, I didn't have enough time to set up my OBS.
I thought I'd have more time, but I had an appointment run really late and I ended up like becoming super behind.
God, where do I put this plate?
I hate too many chicken tendies.
I feel better. Oh, man. Much better.
I was sweating for a second. I'm... I'm... no, I'm...
Alright, that one. Celebratory.
Yeah, I was waiting on that. For a big... for a big win.
Yeah, this is good. This is great. I'm about to lose my mind. Man, I'm I really am about to lose my mind if I can't get this to...
Okay. Okay, maybe. Oh, one pair. I'm folding. I'm folding to give me time to stream or get my OBS. Okay, so I'm gonna go like...
Kind of in the middle. Let's see if I can do it right.
Yeah, thank God I didn't uh
doing that round because I would have been bad as hell.
Oh, four and two, no, I'm folding too.
Fuck that. Those suck. There's no way.
Four, five, six. I'm folding.
Bolding. Ain't no way. Oh, ah, whatever. Oh, that would have been...
Yeah, there's no way. I would have won that. Okay. I am definitely calling that faux show.
Man, I... ooh. It's not looking great. Man. That guy's up bigly.
Ah, two pairs. Okay, I feel better now. I do feel better.
Oh, wait a second. Those are...
Ooh, yeah, baby, I'm gonna call that.
Okay, I finally fixed my design, so I'm gonna upload.
Oh, God. It's not the right one.
Oh, fuck. I did that on accident.
Oh, no! I should have folded!
I'm too busy not paying...
Ooh. No. No. No, I'm not an idiot.
Oh, man. Look at all that.
Oh, man. I keep... I keep fucking up my...
No dude. No. Are you kidding me? Yeah, there's no shot. There's no shot. Why are y'all calling so high? Y'all are crazy y'all are gonna make me so poor. I'm folding this one too. I'm scared
mainly because I don't like the odds that I have right now.
Look at that guys. I'm so close. So close. So close. I
Yeah, there's no shot that I would have...
All right, this time, I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna be a little braver.
I think I got it this time.
Oh my god do I want jack?
I don't have anything I don't have anything I need a queen
Queen oh my god I am down so horrendous right now
Oh my god what is happening what happened to me? Oh
That was fun, but also I'm really bummed that I'm poor.
I kind of knew that that was going to happen.
Um, I was like, you know what?
Oh, I like that one better anyway.
Lesson learned, you know?
I was playing with, like, people that were doing way better than me,
and they know way more than me.
But, uh, I feel proud that I made it for...
I made it for almost an entire hour.
Like, I'm pretty awesome.
Thank you for joining me for this fantastic stream with Sugartown.