Who like to talk down on penguins, and I have a simple message for them.
Every time you fun, we grow smarter.
Every time you pout down, we go farther.
Every time they yap, we don't bother.
Every time we win, yap, we don't bother. Nah, every time we win, they go harder, go harder.
From the bottom in the gym, I coach Carter.
Bungie Peggy's team is full of Globetrotters.
You can better get the huddle if you want to.
Full spot locked in, don't bother.
Tied with the pole cut, yapping, you can go nuts.
No time for that coat, br that cold rut busy shipping dope stuff penguins got you froze up
Anyone that knows us knows that we go till the
Can't fly but right now we so up Magic faded penguin nation catch me hating no luck
You getting chilly but we're built foot in cold front
GTR prophecy is all coming true
See the whole market shift when the penguins come through
Like pengu, pengu, never let em end you
Tell em all the ups and the downs that we been through
Every time you fud, we grow smart, smart
Every time you doubt, we go farther
Every time they yap, we don't bother
Every time we win, they cope harder, cope harder
From the bottom in the gym, my coach
Cope harder, RG Penguins team is full of glow
Try to cope harder harder you can get
the huddle if you wanna go harder oh spot locked in don't bother oh to get it all cut like this
you need a goat barber fish is the fish we got the sauce no charter yeah yeah you need to cope harder. If you're not with your pigments, better cope harder.
Cope, cope, cope, cope, cope. You need to cope harder.
Cope, cope, cope, cope. You need to cope harder.
I think that's how it goes.
Anyway, dude, Dan the Lost Boy released Cope Harder on Spotify.
So, of course, I had to drop it down as the intro music.
Sounds good. love all of you guys what's going on agents sounds good welcome back to another episode of chilling if you could go ahead i see there's a lot of people who have already done it but if you could go quote tweet the space with the tag
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every week we do this monday wednesday
friday we never miss a beat we have never missed a show ever uh we are the chilling podcast and uh
we are i'm agents agents um when's the last time you've been to the pit i was just out actually at
the pit uh i just had some uh some uh crab legs and i was putting them in the putting
the crab legs in the pit uh my neighbor was looking at me and then she came out and we had
crab legs together um do you ever uh you ever throw tires in the pit or just strictly no no no
tires uh we don't do that there's us and no like uh live proteins uh strictly uh shells and um it's got its own ecosystem
you gotta work on no live proteins in your next uh next song somehow we're for sure putting the
pit and i'm not gonna lie pops other than sounding a little younger that's no shade at you you kind
of actually had me convinced about agents like some of some of your responses. I love that you said no shade of you, but not no shade of agents.
That sounds like a fucking loser.
I think agents might even be younger than me, so.
Ooh, okay, we got shade being thrown now.
Dude, agents, I thought for a second, I knew you were rugging,
but part of me thought you were just like, fuck this, I'm out of here, dude.
You popped a storm at the come chill tagline.
Like, I'm so peacing and just drop but i'm glad to see you
back no no i was i was hardcore rugged i don't know uh monday show no issue uh but today just
tons of issues but uh yeah pops pops pretty much covered all the all the major points of my
personality right there so i'm just gonna sit back and be a
wallflower and uh we'll let pp handle this pp how you doing good man uh good week so far i do
think even though pops has already done it we have some new people joining so
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People don't realize, but me and you actually started the show before Pudgy Penguins.
What were we buying back then?
Don't make me sweep Hashmas.
I'm having a fun week, man.
I've been playing around on Abstract a ton.
I don't know about you, but just a good week on chain, good week off chain.
Yeah, you got that juicy XP, so now suddenly you're bullish again.
Dude, I've never not been bullish.
You heard me Monday on the show before the XP.
PP went into a 30-minute monologue about abstract.
He gave all the alpha, a lot of inside tips.
You'll be able to listen to the recording.
You know what else is down?
Sounds like you are under the covers.
Am I rugging that hard, dude?
They need to fix this app, bro.
I think that sounded like more of a you issue.
Dude, they have a fire in a day to send.
Nobody's talking to you, Pops.
I thought that was agents.
Yeah, I thought that was agents with a cold.
All right, go to some hands.
We have hands up, apparently.
Twitter's rugging you, bro.
Yeah, Dow Jones, he had his hand up.
yeah i mean just enjoying another one of the most consistent spaces in web 3 wait wait i am
currently looking for my golf hat real quick um before we get into what i'm about to get into
what's the difference between a golf hat and a normal hat there There's a rope. Oh.
I always called them like boat hats.
Like captain's hats. But those are golf hats?
I didn't know this term existed.
Yeah. You Dow and CryptoRap
hung out a little bit in New York, yeah?
We did, and I cuddled with Saucy.
I think you owe this guy an apology because we went into this week in New York City,
and I could tell he was self-conscious about the snoring.
He says I snore like a mother effer.
sleeping, you know, three feet
Wait, before you finish that,
Yeah, but not heavy yeah not heavy uh question for you
how did the uh meeting of crypto rap come about he saw you guys hanging out he's like hey let me
come rap in person bro this is actually the funniest thing ever uh he saw us putting the suit on didn't think anything of it and then we go outside the solana
spaces pop-up everybody's dancing around having a good time with pangu people are taking pictures
and then dow jones comes from like around the corner he went and got beers at a bodega
and he looks over at this this tall white man and he's like oh my god crypto raps how you doing bro
i'm like wait you're crypto raps it's like yeah dude you didn't recognize the voice i'm like i
thought you were indian he's like what i'm like you're wearing agents thought i was a gay indian
man bro i never zoomed into his profile picture so i thought he's just like this smiling
gentleman wearing a turban he thought it was a turban bro no he's a he's a tall white canadian
who likes flannel so talk to me crypto rap how was it hanging out with agents did he
talk about the pit in person?
I asked him a little bit out of the pit,
but I didn't want to pry too much.
It's a sensitive subject for the man.
But otherwise, it was great meeting him.
I think he's charismatic.
What did you think about Pop's impression?
Did he come off as charismatic and hilarious?
Not nearly as much as you, bro.
Don't ask questions that you don't want the answer to.
Often imitated, never... No, I wanted the answer to that.
Often imitated, never duplicated.
Burka will randomly come to listen to these
and just never come on stage.
It's like 2 in the morning.
I think he gets frustrated.
down there. You already know he's telepathically
saying to every single person here,
He's like, look at my wizard hat.
every so often, you know, a notificational ping in the Discord that says,
Chillin' is live, and then Twitter's bugging, and people can't access the space, so they go and they complain to Berko.
I think that's what's going on.
I can't hear Dal. Can anybody hear Dal?
No, I was wondering if it was me.
No, his hand was up this time.
No, it was up, but then he just didn't say anything.
This godforsaken app, bro.
Where is your tech stack?
They have neglected spaces so much
am i back am i back yeah you're back you're back shout out to liz for the heart i love getting
random hearts on spaces i don't know if you guys get them but it warms my heart anytime i get one
so thank you liz if you guys send those to me i'll give you a shout out on the stage agents won't so
don't send any to him yeah Yeah. Rub it in, PP.
Must be nice to get random affectionate emojis.
I wouldn't know what that feels like at all.
From people I care about.
PP would have been proud of me.
I called agents a name that was so good,
he proceeded to repeat it 95 times for the rest of the weekend.
I have been on the receiving... Before you start, start agents i want to give a shout out to uh pudgy sore and eli both just gave me hearts
go ahead that's awesome eli gave me a heart too but so did pops and dow jones thank you
i'm not i'm not easy like that you got to work work it a little more for me to notice.
Anyway, I have been on the receiving end of Italian racism many times in my life, guys.
But there comes a point where you get called a slur that is so perfect, it threads itself into your daily vocabulary.
Don't thumbs me down, down peanut because you haven't
heard what dow jones called me a guindaloon grape smasher i was taking him back we were
sitting there eating pizza as one does a delicious a delicious slice not from umberto's
from a new spot dow wanted to turn me on to.
I said something, and he said, yeah, that's typical, you Gindaloon Grape Smasher.
I said, wow, am I offended, or am I impressed?
And ultimately, that coin landed on impressed.
Grape Smasher. You gotta have a lot
of ire for the Italian people
to pull that one out. And I just gotta
say, it was a 10 out of 10
play on the court. Dow Jones
I haven't stopped using it
to be honest. I gotta ask
real quick, was he in or outside of the
costume the penguin costume no it was outside we were eating you can't hear in the penguin costume
you can't hear anything yeah i guess that's true we we'd all witnessed that you had pizza i guess
i did send burko a selfie of me crushing a 24 of budweiser in there to show him how much fun i was
having in there versus the faded picture that everyone knows and loves of Bercow in there.
So shout out Bercow for not responding.
Bro, every time he would suit up,
Kinga is wasted in the inside.
And then at Madison Square Garden,
he took four into those things.
I'm like, where are you putting,
these are tall boys, Dal, where are you putting these are tall boys down where
are you putting this like don't worry you know what else dal did on y'all's journeys and uh also
shout out mr schmick and pretty pudgy who sent me hearts a minute ago uh dal sent me a photo
of the barnes and noble he took a shit run through uh and it made my day. Because it was like it was making more real life.
a constant joke going off.
Dude. It's like, don't tell
P.P. McGee something personal
on Chillin' unless you want it
to become an integral part of your
Web3 identity for the rest
of your frickin' life because he
I love that that's my allure
yeah well get a pit bro i know it gets the people talking thanks for the heart sd
dude can we speak to dow jones and i guess the whole thanks for the heart the whole street the
whole street team that was in nyc can we speak to their time management. Dow was getting wasted, being the mascot, eating pizza, throwing slurs,
and so many other things.
But also taking time out of his busy schedule to send PeePee the pictures
of the Barnes and Nobles that he shit his pants in.
Like, that's just impeccable time management.
Listen, Dan, I shit in Barnes and Nobles and I piss efficiency.
It is what it is, my friend.
That was my roundup statement is everyone's talking about where's he storing the beers?
Do you have the pins on down?
No, actually, I made sure I used the bathroom before I suited up.
And to be honest with you, it's not that time consuming or difficult to get that thing on.
We managed to be able to pop the very cheap, very massive suitcase they send it in.
The first couple of times I felt like Iron Man.
And then after that, I kind of just felt like a loser.
All your complaining is falling upon deaf ears from this point forward because we were in and out of that thing
in the thick of New York City.
Berka was in and out of peaches.
Dow was in and out of Pingu.
CryptoRap, do you have anything for us?
It's the chilling space, history in the making.
Never missed a session, no faking or flaking.
Pops came through, agents' impressions so slick.
Had us laughing so hard, it was comedy quick.
Dan dropped Cope harder, it's the anthem of the year.
Had the whole igloo vibing, it's crystal clear.
Thou called agents, a gindaloon menace.
Great smasher style, no need for the premise.
a pango suit, wavy, wobbling like icebergs, acting all crazy, still we stay postin', most loyal accrues,
pudgy vibes eternal, never catch us on snooze. That was great, man. Come back to you in a minute.
We did get a cigarette burn in a pango suit. Wait, you got it.
On the inside, somebody burned us with the pingu suit outside of madison square
garden did it uh did it make a hole or anything no it's just kind of a shit stain on there one
of many shit stains on the suit at this point nothing ai won't fix dude agents sent me a
picture of pingu uh in new york he's like hey can you make this not look as wrinkly with AI? And I sent it back. It looked horrendous.
I did not say, can you make this smoother with AI?
I just, like, thought, hey, PeePee's good at Photoshop.
PeePee will know instantly what to do.
And your lazy ass ran it through chat, GBT,
I expected too much, bro.
I'll laugh when I send it because I was like
this is horrible, but I don't care.
our like, you know the pilots do
the checklist before takeoff?
Ours is like, get the suit on,
make sure he's positioned properly
in the luggage, inflate the
out. Yeah, you almost need a steamer.
was the craziest thing that happened to you guys?
There was a club that MetaMask was in,
and they gave us a little booth,
and the boys passed me a glow stick.
And to be honest with you,
I thought that was some of the better footage we have
was Pangu mobbing out with the glow stick in the club booth.
I don't think I have that.
Post it in the chat, agents. I have one of those.
Yeah, I thought that that looked the best.
It just looked like Pengu was kind of just like tucked into regular life.
I got that one in my favorites.
But they were going nuts over the little clip-on plushies in Times Square.
They were almost as lit as the fake marshmallow
incident of whatever year that was.
Sorry, Dial came up. I'm playing.
They were way more lit, dude.
Cutting the 40-foot line to get to the bull
was pretty good, too, agents. I'm not going to lie.
But Times Square, for me personally, it was one of the crazier moments of my life in recent times.
Because you look at the video, and there's only maybe like 20 people around me.
When you get mobbed by people like that once we started we were handing these
out throwing them into a crowd and then people started coming direct to me and a crowd gathered
around me and it felt like if you ever saw the movie labyrinth when she's falling down that well
with all the hands and it's like what the hell are these hands bro i had hands everywhere people
were reaching into my backpack.
I felt a hand on my butt.
Like, I'm trying to keep track of everybody's hands.
And then finally, I ran out of these plushies.
And I took a moment to collect my, and my heart was bumping.
Like, it was a very stressful situation getting mobbed by people.
I have a little more empathy for, like, the celebs you see getting mobbed. people. I have a little more empathy for the celebs
you see getting mobbed and they got their
they're acting like it's no big, they're acting like
It's stressful. You don't know if you're getting robbed
You felt like the other Luca for a minute, yeah?
if Luca's even ever experienced this to that effect.
Like, he gets it online for sure.
Oh, you need to go to, next time Luca goes to Asia, you have to go with him.
It's, it's, he's got a fan club.
Does he get mobbed like that?
It's like walking around in one direction.
It's just going to attract people hide in Asia. That's true. There's like a beacon.
It's just going to attract people.
Yo, no, you guys crushed it out there.
I was telling agents, for Art Basel, I really want to take out Pengu and do some actual
legit professional photos and do some crazy content.
Because I think it'd be cool, because I can actually do legit shoot with shoot with it so if we can set that up that'd be fun just like yeah like 30 45 minutes with
pengu you know we'll make it happen we'll make it i think do it like during a golden hour be sick
yeah dude i promise i can make some crazy content with it let's make it happen i am 100 down for a
professional photo shoot what i'm not 100 down for is committing to trucking Pengu around for all of Art Basel this early in the season.
I know Dow feels me on that right there.
I want nothing to do with this thing in Miami.
Yeah, I'll take the home court in New York, but I'm not taking the shit of
Broughty. Yeah, we'll put Kevin in
the suit. Yeah, make Kevin
Agents, you forgot to tell
them about the best rug we've ever been rugged in our whole
we're eating soup dumplings at
these two other people came and we're trying to figure out what are we doing?
And this girl, Louie, is like, oh, we should go to this party.
And for those of you who don't know, Sapphire is like, if you ever wanted to get a lap dance right next to a famous basketball player, that's Sapphire.
I'm like, there's a party at Sapphire. It's a Thursday night. Let's go.
And then we get there and there's like 550 people RSVP'd for this event.
It's supposed to be like this banger club night at Sapphire and we get out and
You know show the bouncer our QR codes. He's like, I don't know nothing about that man
All we got in here is ass and titties
No crypto stuff try try try at the hotel
Just waves of people kept showing up and this bouncer is just getting increasingly frustrated.
He's like, there's nothing to do with crypto here.
It was the biggest rug of all time.
Man. So anyway, there I was in Sapphire with Dow Jones, drinking a vodka soda.
And we're like, man, I can't believe they would make up an entire fictitious event.
I couldn't hear him through the suit when he said that.
Because you hear just fans, right?
No, I was just making a joke that I was in the suit in a strip club.
But no, it's really just the muffle of the thing.
I couldn't even hear the fans.
That was part of the checklist.
They had to make sure the fans were running.
Are you sure it was the muffle of the thing
or the four 24-ounce Budweiser you were drinking?
smooth and quietly um you can't even tell i'm drinking it in there except that if you go to
touch both of my hands at the same time you're only going to find one because the other one
i go to grab his hand to like lead him through because he's drinking the whole thing just touch
costume i'm like i actually i haven't put that together till just now dow but so often i would
go to grab your hand and there's nothing there.
And I got to hit you on the head like, yo, grab my hand.
And yeah, you were getting drunk.
Prioritizing what matters.
You know, that's life, man.
Listen, I will say the whole experience, though, did increase my, I'm not allowed to say bullish,
increased my positivity around what we were doing.
Because regardless, I would say 60% of all the times we were in that suit was nothing crypto related.
It was just to, you know, hand out plushies, win the hearts and minds.
And I mean, people love this penguin.
Oh my God, Pengu's so cute. What's his name? What's his name? It's attractive. It's eye-catching. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. That's so cute.
Were they excited to see Moose, too?
He chauffeured us around in the Mercedes.
He was just a legendary character.
Anyway, this was an experience like no other honestly i gotta say
i had agents in the front seat ripping farts in my face i actually swallowed one of them
i swear i swallowed one of those farts and i looked at him i said was this you
and he goes yes moose it was me i'm yes, Moose, it was me. I'm going to be real with you. It was me. I said, come on.
I got Dow Jones in the back throwing his monster cans and vapes all over the back.
Sauce, he's a very good guy.
He's just quiet and really respected the property.
Well, you know, when you frame it like this, Moose, we kind of see him like bad guys.
So good. Dude uh is anybody we should run it 2018 i don't
know why you're so protective over the car not only 2018 let's run it back during uh
permissionless and nftmc i'll be up there oh i love that i I'll support you around, but
Everybody is so supportive
I'd love to take pictures of the thing.
PP's like, I'll join you in the car.
I don't hear anyone clamoring
to, hey, I would love to be
responsible for that suit
for the entire week and wear the damn thing.
Nobody's clamoring for that, Dow Jones.
That's why you are a legend.
Berko, we need an SBT for anyone who's ever worn the suit.
It'd be like four people.
I think we already picked it to him a bunch of times.
I like the idea. I'll overrule it. I think it's picked it to him a bunch of times. I like the idea.
I think it's a great idea.
We need an SPT for the people who just want to aura farm the suit without wearing the suit.
Anybody who helps proliferate Pingu IRL, that's the SPT.
What's going on fellas I just
want to say agents that um you pay my way to New York I'll wear that fucking
Pingu costume all damn day and night what about Miami Again, you pay my way. I'll wear that shit. All right. We found our sucker.
We'll build a funnel, and y'all can just pour beers into the funnel while I walk around.
And then I'll be like, and then I'll get like a little tube.
We tried engineering that.
We tried engineering that.
Camelback might be the only.
The funniest thing about it.
So we were constantly getting backed off by like cops like underneath the Brooklyn Bridge.
That's what I was going to ask.
Cop would be like, you guys got a permit to film here.
It was like Times Square. Cop was like, you guys got a permit to film here. It was like Times Square.
Cop was like, you guys aren't selling things, are you?
And I'm like, no, we're just giving away.
Okay, this isn't marketing.
But the funniest thing about this suit is we got it down to a science.
Dow can put it on in 60 seconds, right?
The first 15 seconds, all you have is that vest with the battery packs on it.
And we're visiting all these high profile locations in New York city. So for the first 15
seconds, you're getting a lot of looks from a lot of nervous looks from people like what the hell
is going on here? And then, and inflates and they just want pictures with it.
But it is very funny putting the bomber vest on.
I want to come in and say an experience that we had.
We were in Times Square and some cop comes up to us and they're like, are you marketing a product?
You can't be doing something like this.
I don't know who was there.
I forgot it was Sauce or his agent or Dow Jones.
And I'm like, listen, this is Penguu here's this keychain take the keychain this is
for you i gave her two keychains i said take this and have an amazing day and she took it and she
turned her head and she's like thank you so much and she got off her back it was the best feeling
of all time i like bribed her with that that's amazing i was going to ask if you guys had any
trouble with like any of the
like fake mickey mouses and stuff that are out there because you know they i think they pay like
a permit to be out there bro i heard them uh no no direct confrontation but i heard a side comment
uh from guys trying to like sell cds or something you know everyone in times square if you're not a tourist you're out there hustling right yeah um what was the comment it was like nah i ain't
selling everything i ain't selling anything right now everyone's focused on that fucking penguin
that oh my god they were mad because we were stealing all the attention. Away from their shitty CDs.
Stop in their tracks when penguins. Hey, yo.
The market shifts when penguins come through.
I mean, it's art imitating life at this point.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaking of rappers, CryptoRap, you got anything for us?
He's furiously writing right now.
I think we got to keep him to one every 15 minutes.
PP's like a guy on a morphine drip.
He just realized that he has access to the button.
He just furiously presses it far too often.
And it's like we got to put a timer lockout on it.
That's the best description of me I've ever
and I just can't stop playing with it.
while we were in New York? Did I miss
anything? No, no, no, no.
You popped on for a few minutes.
Fantastic. Thanks for the update. Pops, dilly pops dilly dilly dilly
dude oh my god wow i can't get a comment moose i'm here for you
how you been brother what's really far for me uh wait huh? Real quick, Moose. I have a
question for you. Last time you were on the show,
we had a bunch of people come up and sing songs
to you, and it was the most incredible thing ever.
If anyone wants to come up and sing songs
to Moose, feel free to. The floor is
yours. I already see three or four people
that would take you up on that. He's giving away things.
It's Moose, you know? He's giving away
What's the craziest thing you've ever given away, Moose Moose oh my god I've given away little pudgies a bro we were we were giving away a little pudgies like there were water way back in the day with
which we're chilling remember that yeah I do remember that we didn't even think that we didn't
even think to rig any of the giveaways that was the big we had five little pudgies given in one singular space to people who just requested
we're like oh just request we're picking random numbers of people like that are listening i swear
when this was when they were like how much do you think they were worth at that time
dude they're like 0.03 eth point oh it was something crazy under a hundred dollars yeah
under a hundred bucks without a doubt insane that we did that but
listen a lot of people are repping their little pudgy because of that so yeah listen i still run
into people i gave little pudgies to and they still have them do you know that someone built
a house and then sold them you know someone built a house with a little pudgy one time for me i gave
them i gave away little pudgy they wrote me thank. So I was able to buy something for my community in the Philippines and I built this house
and I built it for my family and thank you so much.
And this went a long way.
Little Pudgy, big impact.
Little Pudgy, big impact.
First person that came up here was Ram.
And I think he's the Joseph Moose disciple.
I love Ram. How are you, Ram? Yo I love her I am. How are you Ram?
Let's go. I was here before music is you know, I don't have anything to do today
So I'm just with you guys chilling. That's the boy. Did you?
Did you sing last time I forget man?
Yeah, yeah, I was doing that
Sound for you guys and that's where I went actually I had an interaction with Musso
It's amazing. Yeah, that's incredible. You're the best. You're the best show my boy right here. Everybody respect for respect
Everybody I would put respect on his name. Everybody follow Ram. I mean, the moment someone said that someone should sing or what, you know, in the Philippines,
What's your favorite song?
I've seen the karaoke videos.
We actually have one here in our house.
But I'm not going to use it.
Karaoke machines at a bar in the Philippines is like a pool table at a bar in the U.S.
I mean, karaoke is a staple.
Have you been to the Philippines?
I would love to hear you sing again because last time I brought tears miles
Yeah, can I get Billie Jean by Michael Jackson? Wow
Yes, I know you like I know you love that over in the Philippines. I know you guys love them
I'm just gonna get the lyrics and don't I
All right, you know what? I don't want to rain on your. All right. You know what?
I don't want to rain on your parade.
You sing what you feel comfortable singing because we want to hear your emotion through the mic.
And I don't want to put you in a box, brother.
I ain't the guy to put you in a box.
No, no, I'm just kidding.
Beauty queen of only a thing she had some trouble with herself
She was always there to help her she always belonged to someone else
I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your door
And wound up at your door
I don't mind spending every day
Out in the corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with a broken smile
Ask her if she wanna stay a while
I know that you hide alone in the car
Know all of the things I'm making who you are.
I know that goodbye is nothing at all.
Come back and catch me every time she falls.
Let's get a round of applause!
Let's get a round of applause! Let's get a round of applause!
Ugh. It's nothing better. Really nothing better.
Ram's one of my new favorite followers.
Agents, how many little pudgies do you have left?
Yeah, I saw. Somebody thinks we're giving away a little pudgie.
I'm serious. How many do you have left? How many do I have left? Yeah for that beautiful song
I got none in the chamber that I'm willing to part with
At this point all my ugly little pudgies even if such a thing could exist
They've all left my wallet and I'm left with only the growls.
Ram, Dad Pingu just came up on the stage.
He was texting me on the side saying, oh, my God, this is incredible.
Yeah, I've been driving all day, guys, on the road, eight hours.
And I turned on Spaces, and I said, wait a minute, is that Maroon 5
Ram. Beautiful job. Beautiful
I lost my V-card to that song.
and then he goes and sings
the exact song. God, I'm never going to be and then he goes and sings the exact song
God, I'm never gonna be able to listen to that song again
He also is a Nick fan he's a first Filipino and it to be a Nick fan, which is a beautiful thing
Let's go. Hey, congrats. That's a achievement achievement and a half man
Did did a little like Xbox achievement pop up half, man. Did the little Xbox achievement
pop up when you decided to like
the Knicks? It was like, first man in the Philippines
Moose, people think we're giving away a little pudgy.
Like, you're adding fuel to this fire.
What color are you giving away?
This is Moose's giveaway.
to any of that, actually.
Yeah, of course you can bring up Adam.
Hang on, let's bring him up.
Bro, Moose was giggling like he just sniffed an agent's fart straight up.
I assure you, he was not giggling.
I became as far for like 10 seconds, 15 seconds.
I could smell it right now if I wanted to.
That's true brotherhood, though.
A part of me lives inside of you.
of me lives inside of you.
Dude, Adam, you just missed the most beautiful
rendition of She Will Be Loved
Hey, how loud is it when I keep my
microphone on? Is it super loud?
Yeah, that's fire. I'm at a restaurant
And I live in Texas now, so I bought a bunch of guns today.
What's your favorite gun you bought today?
Dude, Berettas are so sick.
I shot my buddies, and that thing's with fucking tits.
And then I bought an AP51, which is like a MP5.
It looks like an MP5, but it shoots 7.62. Super sick.
No, I haven't even shot it.
Yeah, dude, there's no stock on the AP51.
It looks like an MP5 with the stock
chopped off, but it shoots 7.62.
You're becoming the actual state of Texas.
Dude, yeah. I'm gonna the actual state of Texas. Dude, yeah.
I'm going to buy boots and a hat.
Whatever happened to that
month after, I moved to Texas
with Mungo, so I gave it to my buddy.
And then about a week after I gave it to him, he FaceTimed me high as shit.
It was his eyes with his mouth wide open.
He flips the camera, and it was the front of the car in halfway through his garage door.
Because the brake lines no longer existed, and he flew into his garage door.
So we decided to nuke the car and it got scrapped for about
Sounds like it was gently used.
Was it a stick or automatic?
Was it a stick shift or an automatic?
It was comfy as far as that. It was a comfy-ass car though.
because of the meme coin?
any of the coins. You just thought it was funny?
Yeah, that was fucking hilarious.
You don't need an ulterior
motor for that. Hey, PP, what was
That was actually, yeah, that was funny.
It was ahead of its time, I think.
Yeah, I'm not really traveling right now.
I'm going to a comedy show tomorrow with my girlfriend and my brother and his girlfriend, so that'll be fun.
I wanted to go to Bitcoin Vegas. It actually looked cool.
Like, if I got to walk up to Sailor and dap him up, that would have been, like, top 10.
Like, that would have been super fucking sick.
Yeah, no, I'm not doing shit.
I want to go to, uh, what's the next crypto event?
Yeah, I'll probably go to
Oh, that's also what I was going to ask
I was going to ask Moose what he's wearing right now
What if I told you I'm just in Oh, that's also what I was going to ask. I was going to ask Moose what he's wearing right now. Oh, my God.
What if I told you I'm just in an underwear just chilling?
We would have so many more requests.
We already have a ton of requests from all the Moose fans.
Hey, PP, what do I have to do to make money on Abstract right now?
Dude, I'm not at liberty to say. I't know man i'm having nfts yeah honestly that's what it seems like nfts on abstract are great man i haven't sold
any of my bosu yeah what you guys said with ap collective and and like just I don't even know.
Very impressive actually.
You're like the CEO, are you?
I will say, dude, I have been
having a lot more fun. Look at your background.
That's because I support Abstract.
Dan has a great background.
We're talking legal in there.
Dow Jones, what are you wearing right now?
I genuinely want to know.
Don't just say the fucking kimono.
I want to know what you're wearing.
They work in tandem or separately.
What do you think about that?
But in a good way, right?
Yeah, I think that's a reference to wine
What do you think about them?
How often do you hear a new slur?
Hey, Dow Jones, your hands up
It's a wife beater in basketball shorts, Adam
What's the new car you're getting?
No, I'm getting a Bentega
What kind of Dago shit is that? What's a Bentega? I don't think I know again. Are you going to vet? No, I'm going to Bentayga.
What kind of Dago shit is that?
What's a Bentayga? I don't think I know.
You just called me a Dago. Can you tell him to go fuck himself, please?
How often do you hear a new slur that you've never
heard before? Like, not even once a year,
That's what I'm saying. It's like people who
you're not really going to advance the field.
No one knows that college for Latin.
I got a major coming out.
I'm just saying slurs for Italians.
It's been a very quiet decade.
And then Dow just dropped.
Because the fucking mafia doesn't exist anymore.
And everyone's like, fuck, like what the fuck now?
And now they all work cubicle jobs.
This is such a 1960s mentality.
And then you hear something like Gindaloon Grape Smasher,
and you say, okay, maybe there's some creativity.
No, and I'll be honest with you.
You're right, because when you say Gindaloon, it pisses me off.
I'm saying it gets the blood boiling.
No, yeah, that actually just made me annoyed, bro.
Gindaloon Grace Treasure.
If someone looked me in the eyes and said that, I would take it personally, bro, for sure.
Agent's dad up afterwards.
And then I called my dad at Gindaloon, and he got so pissed.
His hands were bleeding everywhere.
I was just going to say, I'm going to call my dad.
He threw you in the pit. No, my dad's
not allowed on that property.
What happened? Let's go to some hands.
rap, you got anything for us?
I do. Y'all have given me an
encyclopedia to get through, so let's run
Dow Jones in the pengu suit strutting through
the city waddling past wall street flexing all gritty got tricked by agents both fell for the
trap ended up at sapphire no map on the app moose with the band's crew deep in the back
dow agents and saucy on a wild sidetrack glow sticks swinging pengu lit in brooklyn club lights
hit the beat pure that shit doesn't even rhyme.
Times Square Madden, it swarmed like a riot.
Hundreds rush agent, trying to keep it quiet.
Snashes Pengu's like bandits in the mist.
While Moose got picked, see at the top of the list.
Then Ram the OG, grabbed the mic, stole the vibes.
Saying Maroon 5 with a tear in his eye.
Won't go home without you, hit deep in the chest.
Agents clutched his pearls, said, bro, you the deep in the chest agents clutch his pearls said bro you
the best agents turned to me and said yo you Indian I said nah bro we still penguin in moose
greased the crop with a trinket so clean now we mobbing free nyc pingu dream but wait in the
bends it truly got bizarre agent let one loose like diesel in the car moose didn't flinch took
it in with pride said bro, bro, that's flavor.
Like he ordered it fried.
Heart shaped like a star.
Even tourists cried in the club to his face.
Wylan swore it wasn't tragic.
Till his homie crashed a civic through the garage like magic.
now the garage got airflow open concept ready
that's beautiful wow top 10 top three
did you say penguinium yes it was close did you say i embraced that part because there was no i
did not embrace that what's the way Did you say I embraced that part? Because I did not embrace that.
You did say you embraced it, brother.
Yeah, there was no... It was pride or something like that?
Real quick, Ram, before we go any further,
do you think you could sing Your Body is a Wonderland?
So set that up for you towards the end of the show. No, not that song
Can you pull that up? He lost his other virginity. Oh, what's the other one meeting?
Well, sorry, the bottom hands
It's no hands Ram you got that your body's a wonderland. Oh, whateepee. There's no hands. Ram, you got that?
Your Body is a Wonderland?
Your Body is a Wonderland.
Yeah, maybe I could listen to it.
picture the smell of peach snaps.
stale peach snaps and cigarettes.
Marcy Playground, I Smell Sex and Candy.
Either one of those songs, Ram.
And we'll end the show on a great note.
Yeah, can you send a title so I can search it?
Actually, I'll just send it to you.
You don't want to just tag him and say your body is a wonderland?
No, I don't. your body is a wonderland Listen to it and then
Please don't screenshot that tweet or the DM from me
Your body's a wonderland. If you tweeted that with a pp question mark, it would do really well, probably.
I'm on it. Oh, God. Um, so we have some more requests. requests. Let's let Ibrahim talk.
Okay, yeah, go ahead, Ibrahim.
Ibrahim, you're on with chilling.
What do you make of all this?
Over it? Are you over this space? GM Ibrahim, what do you make of all this? Over?
I was about putting the kids on bed at 1.55 a.m.
So I just got most notification.
So that was why I dropped in this space.
This is what it's like with Moose in New York, by the way.
He just has crowds of people following him around.
Moose is the best person to go to anywhere, anyplace with.
If you have no way of entering that place
Take Moose with you and you will be in that place within 10 minutes
He just kept saying I'm Luca from pudgy penguins and that worked pretty good, too. Yeah
He does he's got a great fan base in Nigeria every single Nigeria moves fan
I've met has been very just top-notch
I gotta say I I I love it. It's crazy
You know, I get my friends like from young that I grew up with my whole life
You know, like I used to show up to camp and here and there and my bar mitzvah
and like if they wouldn't know that people in the Philippines and Nigeria and Alabama and, you know, all these places all around the world were like, I'd interact with them every day.
They wouldn't even believe me.
The Philippines, Nigeria, Alabama.
The pit. Alabama Let's let's go
That got moves that tickled I hear in the background
All right Ram, I think we're getting close to the end of the show do you have
Do you have that song ready for us again morphine drip
yeah just give me like a minute or two and then i'll sing it thank you i'm still listening to it
i don't want to mess it up pp oh you a real professional good news do you do you have any
like guilty pleasures like do you do anything that you know sometimes you know you shouldn't
be doing but like you do it and like
Do you have like well like maybe let's talk as like a kid like when you were younger like did you have like any?
Addictions or anything like that. I'm asking like real like genuine. I'm trying to learn about you. Oh
Did I have any addictions?
Wait my wife saying something what what's up the entire space how you
tricked your wife into going on a date with you oh that's it that's not that
silly though but I will tell it I thought it was a pro move, bro.
So my wife and I used to work together at a TV station.
And I kept trying to get her to date me if she would not date me.
And then finally, she went on one date with me, just I think out of pity.
um she went on one date with me just i think out of pity and um we went on like three dates on the
third date she said hey i'll pay for my my meal you don't have to worry about it and that was a
sign hey you know lay off bro so i laid off and didn't call her didn't text her and then finally
i saw her again and said hey like'm going to get a bunch of people together.
Oh, yeah, you called me out of the blue and was like, hey, a bunch of us from the station are going to eat.
I'm playing Call of Duty.
But I said, well, here's what I will do. I'll invite a bunch of people that we work with to go see the new Harry Potter.
You don't have to worry about anything. I'll do the inviting.
Shows up at the movie theater. I didn't invite anybody else.
That's where things kicked off. It was a pro move.
Modern day Romeo and Juliet.
Which Harry Potter was this?
It was the one with the snake.
That really fucking narrows it down.
where he killed the big snake.
where the snake opens up the movie?
Was it Order of the Phoenix where he possessed the snake? Was it Goblet of Fire where the snake opens up the movie? Was it Order of the Phoenix where he possessed the snake?
Dude, the one with the snake.
It was the Horcrux snake.
The one where they were doing magic.
They were doing magic all over the place.
They were actually in Hogwarts.
It's the one with Hermione.
Your mind is truly a wonderland, Peepee.
All I can think about is Ram's voice right now.
Well, let's go to a wall a wall
hey ibrahim while i was talking feel free to interrupt him go ahead on wall
yeah i just want a poem for lead poggies can i go ahead yeah yo lead puggies on the chain tiny adventures
bold and bright one literally the kryptonite on a tree on a theorem and rest trim deride the waves
of every dream chubby cheeks and cause the flare drape in style beyond compare each one minted rare and true elite buggy made for you
not just pixel heart and soul a part of something warm and cold community where vibes align where
goodness meets the grand design so hold close don't let them stray this frosty friend are here to stay on the blockchain path because they are name lead Poggy's rising
Agents, I think he deserves a little pudgy, man.
If you're giving it to anybody, it's him.
Ibrahim, I just gave you a follow.
Thank you so much. And agents, my day. Thank you so much.
Lend the agent your wallet.
We are not giving away a little pudgy.
Wait, are you guys related?
You have the same last name as Ibrahim's first name.
My name is Iwale. So name is so just my father's name oh cool how's it going
fine fine bro i'm just happy to do this because unless i try to unless i try to show up in this
face but you're not even i said mic, but I'm so happy today
you accept my mic. I just want to sing song for all the flaggers right here.
All right. Anything you want to say to Moose?
Yeah. Can I start? Yeah, go ahead. Go for it.
we shook up the trenches.
Young nigga about to see the fill of riches.
Niggas wanna see me drop a Mercedes.
The fly guy. Moose and pee. The fly guy. You wanna see me nigga be the fly guy. Wow. Incredible. at it before the semi-impetition. Pop up, chasing the money like at the station. We are on the winning side. Nigga, no more
Everybody follow Alwal Ibrahim.
Aside from all those... Moose, what does Moose said?
Think about all your fans.
These are just my friends.
But before they're your friends, they're your fans.
You become friends instantly, but you have a bunch of fans you don't even know.
I'm sure you saw me and Gainsey were boys and now we're just friends.
That's how it usually starts off.
Me and Gainsey are just boys.
Then we become friends and we just start talking every day.
You've got to tell your boy to shave his shoulders.
Yeah, I've got to tell him.
Have you guys gotten on the stream together yet?
I think you guys would hit it off.
I'm really surprised he's not requesting to speak in the spaces at this moment um but yeah i actually did get in his stream
yesterday we were talking i finally introduced myself it's like yo i'm the guy joey moose
and he's like your tweets suck
oh man ram before i know you're practicing but we do have Fan of Moose up here.
He was up here last time.
So what's up, Fan of Moose?
You're starting at OnlyFans?
When the moves is playing,
Yeah, I am from India right now.
You got up for the moose sing-off.
You have something to sing for him?
My target is to become number one fan of Moose is a legend and my target is to become number one fan of Moose.
My boy, you got anything for us?
You got any songs, any poems, anything nice to say?
Songs? Can I speak English or English?
Can I speak English or English song?
Because my English is not well, so how can I speak my English song?
Yeah, that's good. Go for it.
I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can
I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I can I I'm not hearing you.
The connection is very poor.
I don't think it's going to work for us.
I am going to tell you, there is no value.
What did you win tomorrow?
Because everybody want to reach today's newspaper.
Sing Chamak Chala. Yeah. but uh sing chamac chala yeah
ram are you still practicing
all right everybody we're about to end the
space but i wanted ram to sing us out
uh ram this is embody the wonderland
Yeah, uh, actually I like the song because it's kind of my genre
So just gonna sing it i'm just gonna be a little bit out of tune, but I think I got it
you got this room for tune
one thing i've left to do it's covering me, is covering you From my own to every inch of your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips, your bubblegum tongue
Seeming weepsy of a blanket
Take all your big plans and break them
It's bound to be a while Big plans and break him
To be I think that's all I got. Man, the cat is kind of singing with me.
He does this all the time whenever I sing.
Ram may be one of the most genuine people.
I teared up on that one too, Ram.
Probably going to be one of my favorites.
I really like the meaning of the song as well as the tone.
I like it. You know, when you sung Maroon 5 earlier, I was like, man, John Mayer would be right up Ram's Alley.
I really think 50% of the accomplishment of that performance should go to PeePee for the song choice.
Yeah, I'll take credit for that.
Ram, would you agree with that?
50% of the credit to PeePee?
PeePee's like Scooter Braun out here, all right?
PP's a producer, A&R, talent scout.
I was going to say earlier, before the performance,
because you're, like, checking in very often.
Morphine drip is what agent says.
I'm not going to say that.
It was almost like a whiplash moment.
It turned out to be not like that.
It turned out to be a great rendition.
Ram, for just coming into contact
I feel bad for the past you,
happy for the present and future you
because you're going to really enjoy the catalog of John Mayer
from a singing perspective.
So dig into that after the show.
Yeah, well, I'm still going to sing it on the next show, you know, stream,
but much perfect. I mean, I really like the song
It's gonna take a while but I'll sing it much better next time
My guy my guys about to bust this out at the local bar
PP has inadvertently like a small snowflake creating an avalanche down a mighty mountain has
entire neighborhood in the Philippines to enjoy your body is a wonderland by
It's going to be trending on billboard 100.
They're going to attribute it to this space.
There's worse songs for that to happen with,
you know what I'm saying?
What would be a worse song, Dan?
Any song, because that's one of my pinnacle songs.
Right when you said that, PP, I honestly, I knew we were even thicker of Thieves,
even better of Homies, because if that's one of your fave tunes, you're in my friend group.
You know, that's a good point.
I think Dan also deserves 50% of the credit for this performance.
PP, Dan, thank you so much for that performance of Your Body is a Wonderland.
Worked really hard on it.
All right, we'll see you Friday, 8 p.m. Eastern, guys. Worked really hard on it. Anytime. Great job. Yeah. All right.
We'll see you Friday, 8 p.m. Eastern, sharp.
I honestly thought you'd end the space in the middle of it.
I would not do that to him.
He's doing a really good job.
Everybody follow my boys.
I don't really know how to outro this, though.
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I'll match any deposit up to $25.
So real quick before I before I end this
Ram what was your cat's name? We need to give it credit to you. Oh
Yeah, hi, his name is Loki. Oh
Shout out Loki incredible
Actually, he actually came here a lot. There's a lot of used oil in his body. So
Wait, there's a lot of used oil in his body use Wait, there's a lot of used oil in his body?
It's like color black right now.
I'm going to send the picture.
He came in with a lot of motor oil all over his body.
While you were singing your Bodies in Wonderland.
Everybody, let's just picture the last 10 minutes of Ram's life.
His cat stumbles in from God knows where, covered in motor oil.
He's constantly getting, hey, are you ready?
He's seriously speeding through the bars of this song, trying to learn it.
Meow! Are you ready, Ram? Meow! Meow! Are you ready? Are you What a legend what a legend
Incredible work. Yeah, well, we adopted this
think like one a year ago and
it's just Whenever one of the member of the family is singing
he's just gonna sing along he's gonna meow meow it's louder than my dogs actually
this sounds just like a jerky boy skit i can't be the only one thinking that
where are there puddles of motor oil?
I don't know. I don't know.
Hey, do you guys love making music?
Listen, I don't want to talk about it.
That's why I don't drink these snaps.