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Chillin’ de Mayo
Recorded: May 6, 2025 Duration: 0:50:01Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the latest trends in the crypto space, including upcoming token launches, fundraising events, and the growing influence of partnerships within the community. The conversation highlighted the excitement surrounding the Pudgy ecosystem and its upcoming events, signaling a vibrant future for crypto enthusiasts.
Full Transcription
Thank you. I don't even have any intro music tonight.
What's up, agents?
I thought that was the intro music.
I was about to say, you're pulling out the bangers tonight.
Yeah, the old classics.
Yeah, I just got finished making an authentic Mexican dish for my non-authentic Mexican family.
That's why I'm running late.
I haven't even eaten yet.
That's how good of a husband slash father I am.
I made dinner and said, hey, I got to go enjoy.
It's chilling time.
I didn't even eat Spanish.
I'm eating hard-boiled eggs.
I have four hard-boiled eggs boiling right now.
Juevos de Caliente.
This is the whitest
Cinco de Mayo I've ever heard.
I had hard-boiled eggs
for Cinco de Mayo.
I'm not celebrating, you know?
I'm not celebrating.
Yeah, do your thing.
Yeah, yeah. Alright, bottom right-hand corner, guys.
Quote retweet the space
with the following.
Come chill. That's all we ask
week after week consistently.
All we do is show up Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 8pm
on the dot. Never late.
We've been having this
space going for 13 minutes right now.
Let's get some quote retweets uh dude i can't believe i can't believe he waited 13 minutes to do this i know i know
crypto rap uh welcome back welcome back and he came correct on his second chilling appearance
saucy dow jones ven uh rela heart day yes sir and ST McFly
hey I'm gonna make a I try to do it a little bit with the Luca a short but
there is a there's a horror that's a penguin horror movie out there waiting to happen
made with AI
and I think you could pull it off, Estee.
I always think about
The Shining, man.
Dude, The Shining.
The Shining is going through the door with an axe.
Dude,
instead of Red Rum,
it just says fish backwards.
Here's
funny.
I actually have an idea in mind for the ghost.
So we'll see what I can look at.
Okay.
I want to see if you can animate your really good photos and cling and see what happens.
Well, what I was going to do is I'm going to actually photograph the collectible toy and then animate it so oh
shit yeah we're gonna make we're gonna try some new stuff out oh i'm excited for that what's up
and musciando to those who celebrate
happy cinco de mayo to you my friend I ate no Max again
I did drink about six Coronas though
so how you doing
dude I got a Modelo
I got a Modelo
dude Stella is not an authentic Mexicano beer
it is good though
that's what I normally get on
how do you celebrate your Cinco de Mayo
Stella and hard boiled eggs
dude those are the
those are going to be the stinkiest farts known to man.
I just want to put that on record.
Hey, listen, I'm putting Valentina's hot sauce on.
Yeah, he's celebrating.
Okay, let's find some middle ground here.
With the hot sauce on.
You're putting Valentina's on.
Are you eating hard-boiled eggs because you're down bad?
Are you trying to get focused?
No, he's celebrating Caucasian de Mayo.
Gringo de Mayo. Yes. I's celebrating Caucasia de Mayo. Gringo de Mayo?
Yes. I did buy a rather fancy
mayonnaise. Fuck, this is
whiter and whiter by the second, bro.
Oh, it's got a buffalo
flavoring.
You rub the corn in mayo and
then you grill it up. That's like that Mexican
street corn, so you're halfway there.
Yes. I love Mexican
street corn, dude. It's so good hey did any uh who
played the first game of the abstract games i did and i'll tell you what my kid had a field trip
today and i was sitting there gambling on uh ragtag walking around i was actually doing really good
and then i got cocky i got to like rank 22nd, and I ran my score up to $9,000.
I was like, fuck this.
I'm just going to start running it up with $4,000 pop.
That's how they get you.
Back to back to back to back, I got rugged within seconds.
I didn't even have time to hit.
I had first place for two minutes really yeah speaking of i do
have some abstract games uh tickets to give away for you i've lost it all for those of you who have
not played abstract games and were reluctant to actually snag a pair of tickets to play in the
games this is a four-day games going on abstract uh it's really
fun to play i'm pretty sure who like what's the big grand prize can i buy one like a pool of 100
grand you know luke i was gonna give some away but i will sell one to you actually literally
everything is in the prize pool every fucking thing in the no well most of it is in the prize pool. Every fucking thing. No, well, most of it is in the prize pool.
It's so absurd.
Are there tiny, angry Latinas?
Yeah, wouldn't that be amazing?
On Cinco de Mayo?
Yes, it would.
I'm Puerto Rican, bro.
Feliz Cinco de Mayo to anybody who celebrates.
I would kill for Tocco.
It's been a hell of a day. But day but yeah the prize pool is freaking massive tacos at the abstract games wouldn't that be
great i'll put it in the suggestion box anything this is you're using a very loose dial is daily
double that was daily dilly dabble i don't remember Did I say it right?
Dallas Daily Dilly Dabble
Yeah, Dallas Daily Double Dilly Dabble
I don't know
Something like that
Hey, Diler
You have a two second cameo in my next video
Oh my god
The AI video
Oh, okay, it's an AI video
You're bare
I actually have alpha on these games The AI video. Oh, okay. It's an AI video. It was like... Your bear. Yeah, you're...
Worried right there.
Okay, cool.
I actually have alpha on these games.
I got to play one of them in New York City when I went to the mixer because Kish was there.
So he showed me it on his phone.
It's fun.
It's fun.
Interesting.
I got one round up on you guys, so I'm hoping to take that advantage into the semifinals
Hey crypto rap. You may be looking for a subject matter on your next rap
Because we're all over the place right now, but I think if you included dial is daily dilly dabble. That would be good and
Abstract games those two things. I think you're in you're in motion. What's up now?
I'm a little mad
at agents because while I was hitting on hard fours
at the bar, you were getting alpha without me there, buddy?
Hard fours is crazy.
greatest of things
cost the most
sacrifice.
Someone
make that a quote. Estee,
can you please make that a graph, like an inspirational graphic of Agent's Penguin?
The hardest things take much sacrifice.
What does it say?
I think he said the hardest things take much sacrifice.
The greatest things take much sacrifice.
Don't put that next to my family.
Don't misquote.
Someone very famous said that Make his penguin
Looks like a philosopher
Maybe holding a pipe
Same smile, same rosy cheeks
But great quote
The greatest thing
There was Alpha flying around the bar
And you chose
To go chasing after A different type of treasure altogether.
And I can't fault you for that.
Hey, you can work in DAO chasing hard fours at the bar if you want to, crypto wrap.
Wait, I was half playing crap.
I was playing Rectech while you guys were talking about it, so now I'm trying to figure out what you guys said.
So the philosopher is holding a fight.
I'm still trying to figure out what we say every single episode that I see.
In my defense, I started with like a 6'7", 10,
and then I worked my way down to the force.
Ooh, a 6'7", 10.
It was like some Tasmanian giraffe goddess, and she shut me down.
She made me hang out with her brother for like 40 minutes,
and I still got no mind. He's only mildly exaggerating.
She was 6'3".
Okay.
I had to stand on the little bar at the bottom where you put your feet up to prove to her I was taller than her.
Dan, how have you been?
Does Canada oddly celebrate Cinco de Mayo like America does?
I'm sure some do, but it's probably not our most widely known of or for thing.
You know what I'm saying? The streets aren't full of folks celebrating right now is what I'm trying to say.
Cinco A Mayo, right? In Canada, they say? Oh, Cinco A Mayo.
And yeah, we're cracking a Molson Canadian and then splitting it half and half
with the Modelo
to just cut the edge.
But yeah,
it's not a major thing, dude.
I'm not celebrating.
I'm actually, as usual,
on Chillin' cooking a frozen pizza
down bad, maybe worse than Asians.
Asians, should I slice some some boiled
eggs and put it on top of this thing see you guys make the mistake of thinking i'm down bad or
somehow don't enjoy hard boiled eggs in any way when i'm like perfectly excited for these hard
boiled eggs i just want to set the record straight because it seems like I'm getting attacked on all vectors here.
Agents, I like soup, but soup out of the can means down bed.
So if you have breakfast for dinner, you're supposed to do it big, bud.
Okay, well, two months ago, eggs are a luxury item.
And I invest in a pallet of eggs.
And I end up with a bunch of eggs.
And I have to eat hard-boiled eggs.
But I'm the bad guy.
Keep attacking.
Do you,
you know,
you said,
you said you got a new Mayo.
I just wanted to inquire.
I recently saw a new,
little reel on the pudgy penguins Instagram page featuring cutie pie,
Mayo,
small detail.
Only some will notice.
very small detail.
If you know,
QP Mayo Mayo very infamous Japanese
Mayo very popular very tasty little MSG in there painted it should have been
cutie pie mayo if it wasn't agents nice observation Dan yes a very good
observation Daniel if you're not that deep... That's a very good observation, Daniel. If you're not that deep... It was not PewDiePie mayo.
Well, that's a huge L on your part.
Huge L.
Agents, do you like pickled eggs?
No, that's a good idea, though.
I do have leftover pickle juice.
No, you need...
Just go buy a jar of pickled eggs.
I think you would enjoy it.
If you like hardwood eggs, you would love it.
Yeah, but you could just pickle them yourself.
Wait, wait, wait.
We're not going to breeze over the leftover pickle juice.
You don't throw out the jar when the pickles are done, bro?
No, that's fucking good, dude.
No, the pickle juice is great for sauces.
So you just got to tray a jar in the fridge?
I'm not going to knock him for this.
I use that to marinate.
Vinegar-based sauces.
Yeah, you can marinate chicken in it, too.
So, like, when you fry it or cook it, it kind of tastes like big filet.
It's good.
And it doesn't go bad.
It's vinegar.
Just save it.
You guys are throwing gold down your drains.
Agreed.
I want to come over to your house.
Wickle juice.
Wickle juice is even better, honestly.
Pardon me? What is Wickle juice? Oh, I'm from the south. Wickel juice is even better. Honestly. Pardon me? What is wickel juice?
Oh, I'm from the south. You guys may not have wickels.
Wickels are wicked
pickles. They're like spicy
sweet pickles. They're really good.
I was not prepared for that answer, dude.
What did you think
wickels were? I don't know.
Sounds like a fun game.
Like a whippet?
Sounds like a disease. it tickles i'm waiting for the hand to raise up crypto rap i forgot y'all i got the wickles
i forgot all right what's up crypto rap you got something for us
yeah i might as well clear the backlog right now so the track doesn't get too
thank you it's pudgy de mayo pass me the taco little pudgy dancing
chilling in a poncho dibble dabble daily dial up to fuego dropping that alpha smooth like diego
abstract games got the meta unlocked pengu got that sauce the vibes don't stop gringo de mayo
eggs no queso hard-boiled drip with a stella and pesos ice on the wings heart full of joy from
target to chain deploy like a toy no cap no fudge just, just fun and flair It's Seiko to Pudgy, see you there
Thank you, that was great
Let's see
Yeah, he's good, he's good
It's a diverse topic of conversation
It was impressive
Put it all into one
One flow, as it were
What's up, Zanny? Welcome to the stage
Yo, yo, appreciate you having me up
What's going on, guys?
Just saying hey to you. We're all gonna drop what we're doing and say hello to you.
Zaddy, how are you?
Very warm welcome. I'm doing good. I've just been
fucking around on Twitter spaces all day.
Nice.
Why am I not following you? I just gave you a follow.
So wild.
Plus one smart follower.
If you come on stage
I'll follow you
That's the rule
I was gonna say that
That is a crazy
I'm so glad you guys caught that
Yeah dude
I'm not
I'm not actually gonna
Capitulate
I'm just gonna call you Z
I'm not gonna say
I'm calling you Z
I'm calling you Z
Call my boy Z over here
He said that with his chest too
It's like
Hey daddy
I was like
Damn okay
Hey daddy
Hey daddy Oh damn You almost have to say He's getting real zephy Yeah chest too. It's like, hey, Zaddy. I was like, damn, okay. Hey, Zaddy. Hey, Zaddy.
Oh, damn. You almost have to say it's zesty.
Yeah.
That's actually how it's
pronounced. If people don't say it's zesty enough,
I'm like, oh, can you pronounce it correctly, please?
Fair. Roll it a little.
It always happens
in, like, business meetings, you know, they're like,
one out of four people is like,
yo, dude, what else can I call you?
I don't know why I haven't followed you yet, Zaddy,
but I just did. Uh, what's your story
with your little pudgy? Why'd you pick this one?
you know, it was on the floor. It looked cool.
Um, I don't know. It just
looked, uh, brandable, recognizable, or whatever.
I had a different one with, like, uh, snow goggles
and, like, uh,
like, uh, the leaf head thing Whatever that Leon has
Agents beats his eggs when he's cracking them
Yeah, my bad guys, sorry
Cracking eggs over here
Yeah, I thought I could rock the bucket hat
Maybe take that over
Who is it, Bo?
I know Bo has a bucket hat, it's a different color though
Yeah, we should do it I was just trying to get something clean
that somewhat
can rock the trade. I'm trying to think.
Him, Fifi,
those are the two most notable bucket hats
I can think of. Am I missing any other
notable bucket hats, you guys?
Don't make me feel...
Yeah, that's a good one, too.
So I assume between the red hoodie
and the bucket hat, I think I might have that corner.
It might be recognizable, but...
I like it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I like it.
I was wondering if I should try to pick up a Grail,
like a Forever Pudgy or whatever,
but I've already done enough branding with this one.
The answer to that question is always yes.
If I could get a big... Listen big every penguin is a forever penguin if you if you make
it your whole persona like this my red penguin is a floor penguin but it's a grail because i made it
my whole thing so run with it bro yeah i do want to upgrade to a big at some point but i gotta hit a lick hit a lick i forget who i've become obsessed with this uh call duty streamer who basically just runs around
in war zone and asks people if they want to irl hit licks with him and it's the funniest thing
i've seen in a while i need to look it up and figure out what his name is. Hey, question for the group.
Hypothetical, if you were pickling eggs and you had extra juice in your fridge,
but you had a variety of juice, you had bread and butter, sweet heat, and horseradish,
what pickle juice would you pickle those eggs? Wait a second, horseradish pickle?
Sweet heat.
Sweet heat.
Sweet heat.
Horseradish pickle juice Sweet heat. Sweet heat. Sweet heat. Horseradish pickle juice?
Sweet horseradish.
I don't think I've ever had sweet horseradish pickles.
Well, I had them at one point, I guess.
I don't know how long.
Wait, can you describe your fridge?
It sounds like you have five empty jars of pickles in your fridge.
Agent, can I come over for picklebacks? Yeah love you thank you didn't even occur to me to lie about my alcoholism um
yeah pickleback shots that's actually this this primary reason i have these nothing to do with
vinegar-based sauces yo i said that earlier good for
drinking and i mean like straight up raw or with alcohol i mean i've been known to just chug a
straight pickle juice just to satiate my my senses real quick i put it in the sweet heat i think we're
gonna we're gonna wait a couple days friday's show we we'll check back. I'll eat it on Friday's show.
How about that?
Oh, I love that.
We'll be here Friday, no doubt.
Hey, we do have a random requesting.
I'm going to bring him up.
Hopefully he's great.
What's up, Nico?
Welcome to the stage.
Cousin Nico, we go bowling.
So, I didn't hear you call my name i like when you brought me up all
i heard was come to the stage and not even the well part oh yeah yeah i did say welcome but
it cut off the well part so it's just yes come yeah yeah and you guys were talking about pickles
to top it off so it's like come to the, and they're talking about wickles and pickles and whatever the fuck, and I'm like, damn.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The pickles are kosher.
Pick on something else.
Uh, okay, fine, whatever.
Kosher dills?
Is that what they're called?
Could have been.
I don't know.
They've been in the fridge for a while.
How you living, Nico?
Uh, not with pickles. We'll tell you that much, but I'm okay. fridge for a while how you live in Nico cloudy on your side of the world then
you're okay what's new well it's been raining all day oh you're in the
Northeast yeah that's pickle country well is it is it it's probably kosher
pickle country pickle country yeah That's pickle country. Yeah.
Fine. Whatever. Okay.
You got some wickles over there?
What's new? What do you have for us?
Nothing, bro.
I don't know what to say. You sound like a man who's got a deal.
Hey, crypto rap.
Next rap,
include Cousin Nico coming up to the stage
with nothing to talk about except pickle juice.
I'm way ahead of you. Thank you, brother.
What's up, Dal?
Nico, are you actually
a retired yellow cab driver?
And if so, give us some good stories
from in the back of the cab.
Have you ever picked up someone covered in shit
from Barnes & Noble?
My mother picked me up, not Nico.
No, but I did pick up a woman
that was like an elementary school teacher
or something once.
And she actually peed on herself.
Not in the cab, thank fucking God.
But she peed on herself.
Like she had to pee.
She was in like the world.
She was in Queensbridge pretty much.
I don't even know how I ended up picking her up.
I think I broke down and I had to go to this meter place near there and whatever.
And I ended up finding her after I got out of there.
And whatever, like she was telling me she had to pee and nobody would let her pee around there.
So eventually we, I think I dropped off like 10 blocks short of where she wanted to go.
And as she came out of the car, she like, I see her on the corner.
And I see like her pants getting darker.
So like, yeah, she peed on herself.
Nice.
A couple decades ago.
In her defense, sometimes you got to flick up.
Sometimes you got to flick up.
I mean, whatever. I mean, I got another one too I got a lot is there more you wish you could
have done no I don't know no no let me maybe take it into the right bathroom
or something yeah I like this now like honestly Nico you got a sweet spirit I
give you a follow. Very kind.
What's up, Avante?
This is a rando.
Real quick.
What's up, Avante?
Yo, what's good?
Not much, man.
I'm just chilling right now.
I'm not going to lie.
I just finished a lab report.
A lab report?
Yeah, for astronomy. Oh, nice. What did you learn oh what's your sign bro uh i'm i'm not gonna lie this is just like a general elective i'm taking
i'm studying computer science but it was on like the sapphire distance like stars and stuff like
light years how far stars are it's kind of stupid but hell yeah wait maybe this will inspire you go
ahead crypto rap well i'm sorry here we go yo grown men call him zaddy no shame in a tone hit a lick
leveled up it's in the war zone agent pickling eggs what's the juice this the test sweet heat
or horsey but wickickel's hit best.
Nico in the cab, silent swerving the fray. New York fog thick, he got nothing to say.
Picked up a teacher, she peed on a seat. Talking about stress, 10 kids, no peace.
It's raining in pickle country, boots in the brine. Pengu with the poncho, dripping to shine.
Space getting weird, but the vibe stay fine. Pudgy's worldwide. All waddle, no wine.
Thank you. Who the fuck are you?
He's my best friend.
He comes to all the chillings.
That's my wild guard.
I invested in him before anybody else.
I was not expecting that.
Hey, Avanti.
Anyway, talk to me more about astrology.
So, I mean, what you want to know?
I don't really know that much about it.
Are you in New York?
I feel like I took this.
I'd like to hear Nico's stories about being a yellow cab driver.
Are you in New York?
Who?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are you going to?
Queensbridge?
Queensbridge Community College?
No, no.
I go to private.
I went to Queens Community.
I love Nico's like, you sound like the guy that's shat in my seat.
Listen, I took the same fucking class.
I had to go at night to my astronomy class to fucking, for my astronomy class to look out of a telescope.
And you can only do this at night.
So it was the most annoying thing in the fucking world.
We had my last project.
So I had a lab and then I just had a project before.
The project was I had to take a picture of the moon every 10 minutes for an hour.
So it wasn't, you know, it's only an hour, but, you know, it's still...
That sounds like a perfect job for weed there.
It's six pictures.
You couldn't set a timer?
So you could have done a time lapse.
I mean, but I don't want to leave my phone out for like an hour.
So I just took pictures.
I could drop a picture.
Yeah, drop it in the comments.
Let's all judge.
Drop.
Why not just take six pictures of the moon?
Avanti, if you don't mind.
You could just take six pictures of it and say they're ten minutes apart.
Who's going to know?
Avanti, if you don't mind, you can just go on mute and hit reply
and just start dropping the pictures you took.
We'll like them all.
Awesome.
Thanks, bro.
What's up, Dan?
How would your teacher know if you spaced him out by 10 minutes?
No, you can tell.
You can tell.
He's busy, guys.
He's got an assignment.
Go ahead, Dan.
They have Dr. House working in the astronomy lab.
They're going to tell. Six minutes Go ahead, Dale. They have Dr. House working in the astronomy lab. They're going to tell six minutes.
Three hundred
students. Six photos
each. That's 1,800 photos.
You're telling me there's some
TA out there who's checking
the data on
this guy was 30 seconds
off. Dude, you would be surprised.
There's some...
Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man.
That's who they got great papers on.
They have metadata.
Like a man who doesn't own a sundial.
Yeah.
It's not just that.
Who said sundial?
Dialer.
It's pictures of the moon dialer.
Sundial does not factor into this at all.
Actually, you gotta cut her a break.
Abacus.
But anyway, that's besides the point.
But there's also, like, AI that'll be able to tell, like, the shifts in the picture
and if the camera moved or all kinds of shit.
Do you ever have to roughs anybody up, Nico?
That was my question.
I was notorious for ditching cabs.
And one time the guy caught our friend Gay Jerry
and beat the shit out of him with his belt.
And you kind of look like...
Wait a second.
You have a friend named Gay Jerry?
You live...
Gay Jerry.
Okay.
Is it in early 2006?
No, he's a freaking...
Dow Jones is a GTA character.
He's living GTA.
Big Gay Jerry, dude.
He lived by a ratio park.
And there was a bunch of woods there
and you could ditch the yellow cab, run around Oak and Lake
and they wouldn't catch you
unless you were slow like gay Jerry.
You know Liberty City?
Yeah.
That's Gold Ball.
The main character.
That actually took place where I grew up.
We know!
The bum, by the way,
he exists. There's a
black bomb. He's in my neighborhood.
Is his neighborhood Brighton Beach?
The specific one from
GTA? Dude, I got so
bummed when they announced they're
delaying that to next year, by the way.
They locked up the bomb?
No, they didn't lock them up.
But they actually went around, they drove around here,
and they copied a lot of things,
a little bit from Astoria Projects to the Queensbridge
and a couple of other places.
Yeah, one thing they got right is how shitty you people are.
Whoa, whoa. Hey, Avanti.
I'm looking at your moon picture right now.
I'm noticing
like a UFO
up at the top.
Or a drone.
Yeah, no, there's definitely some
bullshit. I mean, where I live at,
there's like the first cases of
the drones and stuff. I saw them with my own eyes.
Yeah, I think you got one in this picture here.
You guys want to hear something funny?
The first couple of nights of what was going on with the drones, I was able to look.
Out of my window, I could look straight out and I could see above Randall's Island and shit, right?
I was actually looking at a drone and I did not fucking know it.
Like after like the second or third day, I realized it.
Not only that, but I had pictures of a drone too.
And I didn't even fucking realize it.
For me, it was, what's it called?
When I started looking into the sky and I noticed like it was like the blinking lights would go on top of each other.
So like the drones were like passing over each other or whatever or going under each other.
And I knew it probably wasn't a plane or whatever because that doesn't happen.
I don't know what this show is anymore.
But it's very, very scary to see that stuff going around because, you know, they try to act as if there's nothing.
We all know it's something.
Yeah, I was in Miami when the drones first attacked and then I came home and I saw one in the sky and I just remember feeling like if this thing had an M42 belt fed machine gun strapped to it, I would be dead.
Yeah.
I was in Miami when the drones first attacked.
And I think we could all learn a lesson from that story. What about you, PP?
I live in Alabama, and I didn't see it, so I don't care.
Hell yeah, brother.
Did they ever come clean with what that actually was?
Okay, so...
They just memory hold it, man.
Like the aliens at the mall in Miami.
No, no, no, no.
So look, look, look. i'll tell you guys this is
what i heard right so i have to go in a little bit but i'll read are you a cia office one thing
i think agents put his phone in a pickle jar i can barely hear you i'm sorry can you hear me now
yeah i can hear you now did you hear No, I didn't hear anything you said.
There were aliens at a mall in Miami.
Oh, I do remember that.
You remember that?
No, I don't.
I got memory hold.
What I was going to say is what's it called?
The drones were actually being used because supposedly a lot of people have been smuggling nuclear stuff through Mexico.
Why are you moving past the aliens in the mall in miami are
you a cia operative bro's a fed nah i'm not gonna lie i believe in aliens and stuff but
just say that we're aliens in the mall in miami uh crypto raps got something for us go ahead buddy
i got everything except the aliens in miami i'll start with that one next time
nico and avanti in the back of the class astronomy lab trying to barely pass I got everything except the aliens in Miami. drones information dashing ta confused said resubmit
that file they cheated off a sundial pass with style abacus clicking dialer with the quiz dropping
dibble dabble like the queen she is gay jerry got jumped yeah the story is wild cab driver snapping
leather belt no mild said tip or dip jerry said nah fam got the shit beat out like a Vice City scam. GTA 6 delayed, stuck in beta, but abstract games lit now, not later.
No rock star checks, just chain made plays while pudgies run laps in this pixel parade.
Thank you for that.
Yo, shout out Gay Jerry for real.
He sounds awesome, actually.
R.I.P.
I was going to say R.I.P.
Wait, is Gay Jerry still alive?
I didn't want to speak on a living person like that.
He is.
He's not that cool.
Yeah, well.
I mean, R.I.P. for the ass-kicking, though.
Pour one out.
Pour one out for Gay Jerry.
For the memory of Gay Jerry.
He had a fucking buckle well.
It's all over his belly, and he was just being such a little bitch about it.
Felicia Dia de Gay Gary, if you celebrate.
So, to answer your question, the way dal jones um there's nothing i can really do about it i'm not going to get out of the cab and
beat the shit out of somebody you know but i wouldn't deal with bullshit like if i knew that
they weren't paying me that was my question nico dal just lubed himself into it whatever i'm
answering the question anyway but if i because you look like a transporter by
the way uh so i've gotten kojak too but uh what do you call it if they if i knew they weren't
paying me i wasn't dropping them off like near where they wanted to get dropped off at they'd
probably have to walk a few blocks stuff like that i, there's nothing
I could do. I'd end up in jail if I left
them in. It's considered
kidnapping if I locked them in the car.
Most people don't know that, but yeah,
it's actually considered kidnapping if I lock
them in the car.
Guys, what are we doing here?
Bro.
Our Instagram
account just got inverse bronze for gooning. don't know who's doing it but it's
my favorite thing ever oh no i have to talk to that yeah that's hilarious please don't talk to
him it's amazing you would think i'm running the instagram account that's fucking wild
oh yo i wanted to ask nico has anyone ever offered you anything other than
currency for
payment?
Yes. Many times.
Were they all dudes?
Were they all dudes?
So you know what? I've gotten both.
Believe it or not.
I've actually gotten both.
I haven't done both, but I've gotten
both. I'm actually a very
personable person. I talk a lot.
So, I end up
triggering a lot of gaydars.
Do you know what a gaydar is?
So, yeah, I trigger them. I'm not gay, though.
Bro, nobody brought it up.
I feel like you're using that word wrong.
Nobody brought it up. Was this all a sophisticated setup?
Nobody said anything, bro.
Nobody said anything, Nico.
He asked me if it's those dudes, and I told him.
So, like, I said, I trigger other people's gaydars.
I don't have a gaydars.
Yeah, wait.
I feel like you're using that phrase wrong.
Like, if you trigger other people's gaydars, that means they think you're gay.
Yeah, that's what I said, because I'm such a nice guy.
Everybody's gaydars.
He does have a point.
Like, all my gay friends are extremely nice.
Everyone who's nice just, like, likes Wiener.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I'll be honest.
You don't know compliments until you've been complimented by a gay man in New York City
It does boost the ego
Yeah, it does and it's happened quite a few times, but the question remains Nico
Let's follow some logic here. Do you believe gaydars exist?
They were at a mall in Florida weren't they?
In Miami
Look I've spoken to enough gay dudes
To know that
It has to exist at this point
It's getting worse
It's getting worse
I just want to say agents
And now every time I see your PFP
I'm going to imagine that you had just been complimented
By a gay person in New York City.
That's why you're bluffing.
I'm just saying, man, you know, no one's ever complimented my hair before.
I have.
When you cut it and I saw you on Google Meets, I was like, dude, your hair looks great.
All right, but that's platonic.
How do you know?
Whoa, dude.
CryptoRap, you got anything for us?
Yeah.
No, don't summarize.
I don't want the last two minutes of conversation.
Summarize the music.
Strike it from the record.
I don't know, bro.
I got to be objective.
No. it from the record i don't know bro i i gotta be objective no i just this is like the courtroom sketches but in in lyrical form i fuck with this you guys did see the the pin tweet yeah
we want we found the one moral rap writer and he had he's got to be ethical and stick to his ethics
and he's got to be ethical and stick to his ethics.
No cap in my rap, agent, come on.
Here we go.
Alien figures in the Miami mall.
Shadows creeping, they lurking, standing tall.
Nico locked me in the cab.
Man, I couldn't breathe.
Now he's charged with kidnapping.
The story's hard to believe.
But the real drama, the intern on the feed.
Pudgy IG gooning, posting memes with speed.
Throwing shade like it's a full-time job. While Nico's in the closet, the gaydar's on the feed, pudgy IG gooning, posting memes with speed, throwing shade like it's a full-time job.
While Nico's in the closet, the gaydar's on the job.
Beep, beep, louder than a taxi meter.
Nico in denial, still acting like a leader.
Age his hair, man.
That's a whole other scene.
He'd be so popular in the New York gay thing.
Silk smooth locks got the glow from the light.
Head turning shine like he's born to ignite.
He'd rule the club, all eyes on him. A trendsetter with style with the glow from the light. Head turn and shine like he's born to ignite. He'd rule the club.
All eyes on him.
A trendsetter with style with the New York Glynn.
But back to the Pudgies.
We stay on the rise.
Nico locked in the past, but the future's our prize.
From the mall to the cab to the means that we spread.
Pudgies life's lit.
Watch us take it ahead.
Dude, Crypto Rap, you actually could do a really good abstract stream where you just took requests and just like went with it
Dude you should be on there for sure
Soon as I'm in I'll be I do I already streamed six hours a day okay
DM me DM me your wallet address. I'll push it around the right people I did that last time people you never got back i totally missed that that's it
real talk though real talk until you get approved we could we can maybe set something up where i can
like stream and then bring bring you on and like let you cook bro honestly like let you take the
lead uh you could definitely take all my tips and viewers i wasn't thinking about that angle you can come on almost a bad manager deal wait wait wait i'll
bring you on i'll come up with screaming nine percent pengu uh and to be honest with you uh
yeah it's actually yeah that we should actually set something up like that and when i said temporarily i meant like permanently uh do you have a passport i'll be holding on to that
no that actually you should just wait now that you say that because yeah you would get
some some heavy tipping um and just probably prefer to do it on your own i was just you know
i was thinking you know the i really appreciate the offer, bro. Yeah, no, hell yeah.
And we're both musicians, so obviously
it'd be somewhat of a similar
vibe, but yeah, dude, I think
if PP does
push it around or if Finn catches your
name, even from some other folks in the crowd.
Guys, you could just give it to me and I
can approve it. I was gonna say your name,
guys. The fuck? Yeah.
I wanted to take credit for the green light.
I did just repush it.
Yeah, he just texted
Daila.
You could have just texted me.
I almost felt bad.
Crypto wrap.
Did I not push this? But I did, so I had to
repush it. But yeah, send it to Daila.
Literally right here. Thanks, guys. I did, so I had to repush it. But yeah, send it to Dyla. Will do.
Literally right here.
Thanks, guys.
We need less lo-fi chill streams.
Not that there's many of those anymore,
but we need more music on there for real.
Oh, that first week of Abstract,
everybody was like,
oh, this is it.
Unlock.
And they just did their lo-fi stream.
Bro, that pelushie lo-fi stream had me in a chokehold, though.
I had it in the background all day.
I was using it.
Let's not deny there wasn't some market viability there.
Dude, I was running Pudgy TV, and I turned it off.
Because every stream costs money.
And so I was like, I feel like I'm using company resources to stream this, so I stopped.
You don't leave the lights on
in the hallway? Yeah, yeah.
That's what I felt like I was doing, so I had to stop doing it.
But the XP
that first week, though, printed.
Dude, it was good.
Actually, my XP
over the past few weeks has been great
just from sweeping NFTs and other shit on there.
The BOSU reveal got delayed, by the way.
I don't know if anybody saw that.
What? Why?
Yeah, tomorrow.
I don't know.
Yeah, I heard a rumor on why, and I think it sounds legit.
I don't want to spread rumors, though.
Well, you got to give us something now.
I don't know.
I saw somebody post
like OpenSea was going to
open up abstract NFTs and they were waiting
on that to do the reveal.
I did see that.
Yeah.
I think they were supposed to do it today or something.
I got delayed.
Don't quote me on that.
It's an interesting mechanic because I'm really hoping
mine don't reveal.
Me too, brother.
I think that's everybody.
Dude, I'm kind of embarrassed to tell you how many I have
because I went crazy.
Go for it.
I love the art.
Go for it.
Tell me.
Tell me.
You told me already. I don't want Go for it, Tommy. I know. Tell me. How many? You told me already.
I don't want to leave it.
I think I may have gotten more since I talked to you, SD.
I don't know if you want me to say.
Yeah, it's okay.
It's fine.
I have eight.
That's a good number.
I got two.
I'm underexposed Peepee's got like 30
Go on, drop it on the table
There's one wallet with like 6 or 700
That's not you
That's me
Damn it, I can't do this again bro
Let me sell first can't do this again, bro. Let me sell first.
Can't do what?
You having 500 is crude boring all over again.
No, I don't have 500. I have 20.
Oh, that's not even bad.
Why are you being so coy about it?
We're in the NFT space.
You can't flex your NFTs.
I know.
I bought a ton of um
giga are you sure the one that has 500 or 600 isn't the wallet that's set up to move
um it 100 is yeah i think that's the one that's still set up to move over non-minted because like if you minted like the first day all you had was a soulbound that you have to claim.
So I think that's the wallet that's holding all the unclaims.
Possible burn in the future.
Doubt it, because people pay for those.
They just haven't claimed them.
Yeah, I guess.
But they're soulbounds, right?
Well, they're soulbounds tied to the wallet.
So all you have to do is go to the website and then claim your nft to get it so if you minted first day yeah yeah okay
that's cool too someone gets a one-on-one locked up in there what's up daf so we have some uh
solana events coming and old sausage and I are working on putting together a little activation,
but apparently Luke is going to be in New York talking.
Anyone wants to pull up, jump in that pudgy NYC chat and let us know.
I will do so.
What are the dates?
21st is the one we're aiming for for the party, but I think that Solana, I don't know if it's accelerated.
I don't know what the fuck they're calling.
May 21st or June?
May 21st.
May 21st.
I think it starts on the 19th,
and it runs to the 23rd-ish.
Where is this?
New York City.
And we have a taxi driver, Nico,
who will pick you up for free and drive you around.
I'm retired.
It says it on the profile.
Thanks for telling me.
Once you got
the once you got the shield you always got the shield nico no i don't i don't have the cab anymore
driver out of the cab but you can't take the cab out of the driver nico it's a state of mind
the hustle the sheer grit and determination to get in that seat every single day and drive people from the financial district out to Long Island, even when you don't want to.
Nico, did you have the beaded seats like a stereotypical taxi driver?
No, no, no, no. I drove a minivan, so I wasn't like the stereotypical driver.
The cash cab?
People actually would come in and think it was the cash cab.
It was a wheelchair accessible.
Did you ever have people come in thinking it was the cash cab, and when it wasn't, you're like, oh, fuck this.
All the time.
All the time.
I've thought about doing that.
No, last time I was in New York.
You're a bald white dude.
You kind of look like that guy, too.
Yeah.
As I said, I'm the cab driver cab driver oh this is the cat cap guy
uh he's not the gas damn it's like let's piss in a seat get the fuck out of here
what was the hey what was the go-to you're like oh people like oh this is the wrong cap sorry
that was the go-to no i would just i would I would give them fucking questions anyway. Fuck you.
You win a dollar.
I was just saying, you see... You gotta see how many questions you can get off before they figure it out.
Like, we have Cash Cap guy at home.
Yeah. Alright, guys, four in a row.
You're gonna be fucking rich.
Oh, that's amazing. You guys wanna drive another
20 blocks, try to solve these last
questions?
Then they get to the end.
Alright, that'll be $78.
Look, I'm serious.
People used to come in and I'd be like, alright,
look, you're in the wrong cab, but I'll
give you some fucking questions if you want on the way.
Look, I had to make the best.
What was your go-to questions?
Do I set off your gaydar?
I don't think so.
I don't know.
That was the question.
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I don't remember.
My go-to question would be what's the tallest residential skyscraper in New York City,
which wasn't hard, but nobody really knew it.
Is it the Freedom Tower?
Residential.
Oh, residential.
Oh, I don't know that one.
So I was working in there one time, speaking to Gaydar,
and I'm working in this beautiful, you know, like the penthouse suite,
and I'm reading about how this guy made his money,
and he made it through gay hotels.
I forgot what the name of the hotels are.
And then I stumbled across an article while I'm on the gentleman's toilet
about how his little boy toy drowned in the tub, OD'd.
So that was pretty weird.
Why were you in this apartment?
What? I've filmed movies
and television professionally, so like
when we're on location, we go to these rich people's
houses, and I was taking a dump on his golden
toilet, reading about how his
boy toy died in the nice tub next to him.
That's sad.
What about this conversation prompted you to
trauma dump that? That is the tallest residential building.
Well, it was. Then they built that new one in front of it
and blocked the view.
But back then, there was a tallest residential building.
Central Park Tower?
Yeah, Central Park South. I don't know the number.
I'd be zoning. I'd zone out
and then come back to this conversation
in the weirdest fucking places.
Hey, well, Diala, CryptoRap
will update you. You got an update for us, CryptoR us crypto lord have mercy yeah let me let me run it right now thanks bro all right week
one of the abstract xp man was lit still kicking still flipping can't quit where we started
rumors swirl about an open sea link guess we'll see but the market is starting to think
pudgy party in new york may 21st solana accelerate you better run pudgy's
taking over skylines getting lit new york stars now we don't quit we don't sit nico in the cab
always giving us rides take him out the cab but the cab's still inside bald and white cash cab no
lie when we ain't in the game it's like time to cry but nico still he throw down questions
tallest residential in new y, he'd shout.
While we scramble for the answer, our minds in a mess. He'd drop that knowledge. Make us guess.
Gay hotels in the scene, they got stories to tell. A poor man lost his life. Bathtubs where he fell.
Next to Dow Jones, just a ripple, no sound. But we rise through it all. Pudgy, life's renown.
Incredible. And on that...
Incredible. And on that,
Fantastic.
Full hour, agents. We started at
8 p.m. Eastern on the dot.
We're ending at 9 p.m. Eastern
on the dot. What do you think about that?
I think the
schedule is the schedule, and
you must stick to your ticket,
Ari. Stick to your ticket.
Alright. Oh, ST,
what's up?
At the beginning of the space, I made
you guys a title
thing and you didn't even see it. What? Hang on.
Is it in the comments? You have the ability
to pin when you're... Yeah.
Yeah, but I'm respectful about
the billboard. This is practically
your house. You could go through my fridge
to eat some pickle juice.
I don't see it, man.
Who is our wild card from
Wheel of Fortune?
Let me pull it up.
Oh, beautiful. Thank you.
Use it next time.
Honestly, we had
two blocks. That's not how Wheel of Fortune
works. It's not, but I love it.
It'd be more appropriate for jeopardy you know picklebacks and wheel of fortune at asian's house later guys so i'll drop the pen yeah we'll let nico have the last word there nico
oh i was just kind of like shocked that you were to end it on golden toilets and somebody dying in a toilet and dow jones we didn't we were ending it on a beautifully ai generated image and now
we've gone back to people dying on golden toilets thank you nico thank you who's our wild card
who is nico there you go pp you better cut this off abruptly. I swear to goodness.
I'm trying to figure out how to do the music on here, bro.
Just press the end.
That was the first time I had one of those jacks.
All right, well, all the Gusto's taken out.
Now, Dan.
