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Chillin’ 😎
Recorded: May 8, 2025 Duration: 1:15:21Space Recording
Full Transcription
Thank you. Well, I used to wake the morning to the rooster crow.
Searching for soda bottles to give myself some double.
Run them down to the corner, down to the country store.
Cash a man, give my money to a man named Curtis Lowe.
Curtis was a black man with white hair.
When he had a fifth of wine, he did not have a care.
He used to hold no dope, he used to play across his knees.
I do current my money, but I'm not doing me.
He made me a song that's fine.
I'm not going to see why. You made me a song that's fun.
I got you drinking love to move your door.
People say it was useless to let me walk through all the lines. I was the coolest, the coolest, the finest speaker to ever play the blues.
He'd be 60, but maybe I was 10.
Mama used to work me, but I'd go see him again.
I'd put my hands on my feet, so I'd stay in town.
If you'd play me a song, you'd do it and take another drink away.
Hello, hello. Welcome to Chillin' Agents. What's going on?
Play me a song, cause I'd slow down.
I was really vibing with that song, man.
Oh, you want me to turn it back on?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Not necessary, but I just want to...
So often I critique your music choice,
and so seldom do I get to give you kudos,
but it was perfect, man.
Yeah, man.
It's going, you know?
I feel like drinking a 30-pack of Bud Light and hitting my kid.
Hey, this is the Alabama anthem, dude.
Leonard Skinner.
Make him move some bricks around the yard.
Interesting week.
It has been, and we're only halfway through it.
So who knows what the rest of the week could entail.
I know what tonight's going to entail, though, PP.
Crypto wrap?
Well, yeah, crypto wrap, yes, that'll be part of it.
But in the bottom right-hand corner of your screen, everybody, you're going to see a purple chat bubble.
All you need to do is quote
retweet the space with the following come chill it's all we ask for an hour of unabridged
entertainment per week and now the part of our program where we shout out people who understood
the assignment they already retweeted the space without me having to say it. Steve G, Justin Lewis,
Kate dot pudgy,
and Dow Jones.
You and me suspiciously absent,
What's,
what's going on?
Well,
you never give me a shout out,
so I didn't even feel obligated to do it.
You have an ironclad excuse.
I have no such excuse. So I'm going to quote retweet it right now.
So what's going on in your world?
Dude, not much.
I'll tell you, baseball season's over for the kids.
So it's been nice being able to have my nights back because while that was going on, I had, you know, life was baseball,
but feeling good now. I've been having a lot of fun, just everything abstract, if I'm being honest.
I've been having a lot of fun, everything AI. You know, I got in school tomorrow. I'm doing that every Thursday now. I've been seeing Steve G create and
Ping zoo and st
Hey st can't be here st's been making some really cool shit, but to ping zoo
He's not listening but dude has been like honestly making like excellent abstract content
For wrecked drinks and like all these other guys through ai so it's been really cool to
see people take um these like ai lessons that uh throw up on thursdays and just run with them so
yeah good week so far dude it's honestly uh it's a huge unlock of the ai because i if you go back to 2020, 2021, people were paying ridiculous amount of money for commissions of their art.
And I'm not saying charging for commissions is a bad thing.
I don't think it's bad to be an actual artist. The creative expression for what you see in your NFT or IP or your pudgy, your little pudgy, was kind of like gatekept in a way.
So it's been really cool.
It's been really cool seeing people unlocking the power of AI.
I know I'm not generally serious on these spaces, but it is cool to see.
Thanks for leading the charge
with the meme schools.
I thought you were always serious, if I'm being
quite honest.
I've never known you not be serious.
I'm only serious about
showing up on time three days a week
without missing a
single session.
Yeah, I will say one thing we're 10 minutes in we haven't given crypto rep anything weird to rap about so that's a first that's because we don't have
enough speakers where are you people or is my is it glitching is dow jones on stage
um he was then he left i think he had to go put what's up crypto
rap well you guys you haven't given me anything but I anticipated I just need
that in action so I actually came with a song prepared oh go for it this is a
cover a parody rather of Drake's song over very famous, kind of at the start of his career, anticipating his success.
He basically spoke into existence the long career that we now know and respect.
I decided to do a rendition of that song, but about abstract and penguins and how this journey is far from over.
So if you will bear with me, I don't know if the audio quality is going to be good or not, but I'm going to give it my best.
We ready?
I'm sold on the intro. Yeah, I'm ready.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fuzzy.
I know way too many penguins here right now that I didn't know last year.
Who looks like a y'all?
I swear it feels like the last few minutes.
We've been everywhere on chain, but I just can't remember it all.
What am I missing?
What am I stacking?
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I'm with the team.
The Pudgy team. I'm living life right now family
I'm just acting you till it's over
Till it's over
This far from over all right
No pudgy's in the target
We could flip the script now the market's looking gorgeous
He was on a plane I'm chilling across the orbit got the L2 abstracts quad moving forward
It'd be cold brew while my wallet's getting warmer
There in my legend not just flipping for the drama y'all was sleeping on the vibes snuggled in pajamas and that
Pengu token dropped. Yeah, we wildin with the commas cupid deadly. I'm a meme on the missing
You just jpeg flexin' I got real world business
IRL plushies, Gen Z's a dickin' You suckin' open C while I'm buildin' my conviction
Well y'all know them, you fluffin' me neither Point out the biggest bag holder, I'd make
them a believer I'm verified on chain, you caught up in tradition
PFP so clean, lifestyle not in no way too
many buttons here right now that I didn't know last year who the fluffy y'all I
swear it feels like the last few minutes we've been everywhere on chain but I
just can't remember it all what am I missing what am I stacking oh yeah
that's right I'm with the team
Pudgy team I'm living life right now fam and it's what I'm gonna do till it's over
It's over this far from over
The now and empty they mint in full saying anything was got me feeling like a little whale again
And look at me got the keys building brands and ever never been pudgy world bridge the kids got them learning with
a friend they say
But they cap man. We just got our IP up in Walmart in Japan
Elf say low fees got me dancing on my hands abstract got the gas now
We moving like the band and I'm riding through the market got my high beans on
Do you see me do you see eternal widescreen on, got that alpha so clear, need no TV, got that pudgy figure in my hand, feeling 3D, make the competition, want a silent treaty, pudgy penguins always hungry for those TV, so admit it, who you kidding, no one did it like the penguins did it, Q and I, Iconic fan, we just different. And that's facts, not just sentiment.
I know way too many penguins here right now that I didn't know last year.
Who the slug of y'all?
I swear it feels like the last few mints.
We've been everywhere on chain, but I just can't remember it all.
That's pretty much it.
Bro.
Spotify.
Immediately. Immediately.
Immediately.
Vibe.
Very good.
I do have to community note it, though.
I got to slap a community team notice on it.
There are no Walmarts in Japan.
We are not in Walmart.
Yes.
You never know.
Puget Penguins may bring Walmarts to Japan. We are not in Walmart. Yes. You never know.
Puget-Pingles may bring Walmart to Japan.
They're so big.
They might.
Yes, they might bring Walmart. You know, one place we're not allowed agents, that's Barnes & Nobles.
What's going on, Dow Jones?
I just had my heart broken.
I seen a YouTube video pop up that Kawasaki was coming out with a KX500, but it was fake.
That might be Chinese to most people,
but if you know, you know. Not much. I've been stacking wood all week, not bricks,
getting my cabin ready for summer. Hopefully, agents crawls out of the pit and comes up on the boat this summer. We'll see what goes on. And trying to plan some stuff for Accelerate
with Pudge NYC and Saucy. You ever have trouble stacking wood, or is that still an issue for you?
You ever have trouble stacking wood or is that still an issue for you?
Non-issue.
I believe my Latino genes allow me to do that well into my 80s.
Got you.
Throw that in your crypto.
Just hand him a Stella and he's good for hours.
The problem is I could say no to 1, 2 through 26 go down like water.
Yeah.
What's the mission on the wood stacking?
Are we stacking against the house?
I have a covered porch up there, and we keep it under there so it dries out nice.
I changed the wood stove, which was heavy as an MF-er, trying to curtail my language.
And I got to see my newborn nephew, a week and and a half old i gave him the blue pudgy toy
but it's bigger than he is so i couldn't even get a good picture with them together he won't even
wrap his little fingers around it so i'll go back in a couple of months when he's useful to me
oh you get to be the uh the weird penguin uncle i fulfill that uncle dow. Saying affectionately. Yeah. Yeah. Uncle D.
Cute baby.
Gotta say.
I definitely have no interest in having more babies and getting shit all over me.
I don't know how you keep doing it.
You breed like rabbits down there in Alabama.
But yeah, it was a lot of fun.
It's fun, man. It's a little girls different.
But it is cool seeing our older boys kind of like
Be super protective and everything imagine the little girls not having the projectile
P's got to be a little easier because when they got the little hose that thing goes everywhere
It's a different game. It's a different ballgame for sure. So with a boy baby
We have they make these things now called TT or no
TP PPTPs there you go pptps uh you can look it up on amazon it's a real thing it's like a little cloth tp that you put over you know baby's
junk so it doesn't pee in your face when you're changing the diaper. Do not put this in the wrap. No, you please. Put this in the wrap.
This better go in the wrap.
If this isn't going to wrap,
I'm never coming back to another show.
No, put it in the wrap.
TP, or PP, TP.
But anyway, you don't have to worry about that with a girl,
so it's different.
But, I mean, I will say,
there's more crevices you have to worry about.
You have to do things differently down there.
So I made sure before we left the hospital.
I was like, hey, never changed a girl diaper before.
Show me how it's done.
So the nurse took the time and showed us.
And we're all set, man.
PP's got a TP.
PP's.
Dude, I should market that.
PP's PPTP. Got to get Kent to make you a couple with the mohawk on it. Yeah. All right. Dude, I should market that. Pee-pee's pee-pee-pee.
Gotta get Kent to make you a couple with the Mohawk on it. Yeah.
Hey, question.
Question for you, agents.
Are you guys bourbon drinkers?
No, I'm not a drinker at all.
Really.
That explains a lot, to be honest.
All right. Dude, I gotta be honest., to be honest.
All right.
Dude, I had a really interesting...
I had a... You're bullshit.
You're not a drinker.
Come on.
Bro, I get vodka sodas at every single event.
All right.
That's a drink.
I'm not a big drinker, and I drink vodka sodas.
That's not me being a big...
I'm just saying the flavor profiles are lost on me.
Oh, this one's got an oaky, tanning, tannish flavor.
So the answer is not I'm not a big drinker.
I'm not a bourbon guy, PP.
I do enjoy vodka, though.
I don't enjoy the vodka.
That's why I mix it with the soda, bro.
The soda has no flavor, though.
Yeah, but it cuts the vodka.
Let's get Moose's take on this.
I'm just saying.
They asked me if I want Grey Goose, and I say I don't care.
Off topic, interesting conversation with a guy, because I'm a big bourbon drinker,
and they offered to basically'm a big bourbon drinker and They offered to like put like basically make a PP
Bourbon where like the the cap is dipped in purple
So it looks like my penguin and the bottles red so in talks now to get that done and uh
I would sell it in Pingu and then potentially burn a bunch of it
It sounds like It sounds like a private label
bourbon. Yeah, like a private
label. It would come from its own barrel.
Super limited. We did this with
wine once when I was younger.
My family did.
Pretty cool. I love Agent's Lore.
It's pretty cool.
I actually went on
to, didn't sell the winery,
but listed it later on in life, like 20 years later.
And I got the list because I remembered us making wine when I was like eight years old.
I was talking to Moose earlier today.
You at the Knicks game yet, Moose?
Yeah, I'm watching the Knicks game, but I wanted to see.
I'm going to ask the bartender for some pee-pee in my drink the next time I go to the bar. Yeah, do, but I wanted to say I'm gonna ask the bartender for some peepee in my drink the next time I
Go to the bar. Yeah, do that
I want to introduce
That's laughing
Hey, I would much rather talk to Moose at the moose if I'm being quite honest
How's it going miss you? How are you good? How's the baby? She's great. She's awesome
Hey, tell me.
So what were we talking about?
Okay, I want to introduce you.
This guy named Crypto Rap.
I don't know if you've met him on the space before, but he's our new resident, take whatever the hell we say in this space and rap about it guy.
So do you have anything that's happened to you this week that would be funny to include in his next piece?
Oh my god, I follow this guy and I think I think we've interacted in the past before. No way
Something that happened to me in the past this week. Well, I need to find someone to uh to rock pengu the pengu costume
Uh, that's number one
Number two nicks nicks is crazyicks fan, and they're playing.
We need Knicks in four to win the Boston Celtics.
Anything else big happen to me?
Dubai.
Dubai was a lot of fun.
It was great.
Yeah.
I love that you went to Dubai and you didn't hang out with Berka.
I know, man.
He was in the suit the whole time, right?
No, he wasn't in the suit at all.
He wasn't in the Peaches suit the whole time?
No, no, no.
That was way better. I don't know who Peaches is, bro.
Oh, okay.
I must have made that up.
You're a dead name.
What do you mean, Peaches?
Like a peach-colored suit, bro?
I know the misunderstanding here, Moose.
What is it?
Virgo was in a certain costume three years ago.
Not in Dubai.
After our conversation.
Oh, yeah.
I see where you're missing.
Dude, that was not three years ago.
You've got to be kidding me.
Three years ago I created my Twitter account.
Was it two years ago?
It was like two.
It was like two art battles.
Time is a blur.
It really is a blur. Speaking of blur,
I've been using OpenSea a lot recently.
What's up, Dow Jones?
I have a question about these suits.
How do you wash them? One, because I'm curious
if I'm going to put it on when Moose gets it.
Who's been in it before me?
He hit you up to wear the suit.
This is the guy who shit himself running through a Barnes & Noble.
Why are you so concerned about cleaning this thing already?
What are you planning?
He's concerned for the next person, agents.
Oh, for the next person.
Yo, Moose, how many pengu you giving me for this suit operation here?
Who's talking right now?
You got a Henmo.
Oh, Henmo.
Oh, Henmo.
What's up?
What do you got, Moose?
Would you be down to rock this suit?
We're paying the budget.
The pudgy budget is about 7,000 Pengu.
So if that's something that you're interested in, we can make it happen.
It wouldn't even cover the flight.
In a week, it will, though. In a week, it will. And in a year, we can make it happen. It wouldn't even cover the flight. In a week it will, though.
In a week it will.
And in a year, you'll own the plane.
Damn.
There we go.
I'll find you someone.
Why are we dodging the whole how does it get cleaned question here?
Does it get cleaned?
Does it get cleaned?
To my knowledge, Dale, I think they steam clean it.
Ooh.
Okay.
Do they put soap on it?
You got a problem with steam?
And by steam clean it, I mean they don't clean it at all.
Fuck it, Moose.
I'm in still.
I love it.
Okay.
Yo, is this firm? Are we doing this live on spaces is dow jones
the gonna be the guy as long as i fit in it i mean i'm bigger than the average peng but as long
as like i'm not gonna have some high water penguin legs going on in the suit i'm down
all right how big's your pp that's less tall you're punchy penguin. You sickos.
You're 6'1", right?
2.5, but close.
6'2.5.
I thought you were talking about
PP sauce.
No, not in this space. It is a PG.
It is a PG.
Crypto wrap. You got anything for us?
Yeah, I got a couple things all right
thanks are back on yeah nix are back on I'm hopping off love you guys see my
head mom all right Dow Jones stacking log stain dry in the storm Latino blood
running hot the ancestral warm agent crawling from the pit mud dripping
looking dire now they toast and pickles by a baby
blessed fire nephew got the pudgy blue filipper in his grip funko vibes strong weird penguin on a
trip babies out here doing nothing just a burp and a yawn while pp sipping sweet tea in the southern
sun dawn diaper on the market we changing the trend pptp pitch it's a cycle not the end cozy
with the crew where the mean dreams grow from campfires to crypto
You already know most needs a rider to rock the penguin seat clean looking fly flipping vibes join the pudgy dream team
Nixon for Celtics crying on the scene. Dubai was a movie moose living like a king shout out to Moosette
Always holding it down crypto royalty wearing that decentralized crown from campfire the courtside fam on a roll penguins pickles and Marcus
We all control
It's my new favorite it's my new favorite. It's my new favorite bit.
Oh my god, dude.
That's all you?
Crypto Rob.
That was fucking dupe, man.
That was dupe, bro.
Thanks, sweet baby.
No, it's not on me.
I need a little bit of chat GPT assistance to run these as quick as it is. It's a good bit, though.
It spawned from...
Yo, you never said that?
We never heard it, bro.
No, it spawned from... Yo, you never said that? We never heard it, bro. No, it spawned from our ideas agents.
We were throwing the most random shit at them and said,
hey, just take what we say, throw it in chat GPT.
And I think it works really well.
So much better than Lily AI.
Oh, so much better.
I gotta tell you, Lily AI, that was a hard arc in the Chillin' show.
That was a hard arc to deal with.
I am so glad that CryptoRap showed up.
I hope you stick around, brother.
I will, bro.
I can write.
We got a guy who did marketing.
No, we know you can write.
I only know two weeks worth of what the market did.
This is 10 times better than the market updates. He kind of didn't know what was going on either
It was next time you have one of things moose does I think really well is like if there's ever drama in the space
moose finds a way to like work his way into the drama and
Like start a space like last night. You you did one what was that one about moose
there was this guy that launched the token right and everybody's like hey what happened was is it's
like this tech company that star that they posted they posted a ca and everybody uh was into it then
they deleted the ca made a new ca and then they said there was a typo in the first tweet with that
ca so we have to make a whole new CA. So the first one is broken
Sorry, the first one's gone and everybody who put their money in it's gone
So everybody's like DMing me like because I've done this before like yo, you have to check this out
Like you have to be the reporter. So I asked him to be in a spaces and they cleared the air and it was just
They're like, yeah, like there was a typo
So we had to make a total new CA and I'm like, that's not how it works, man
Like you got one shot at this.
You can't just rug the first one.
Everybody put their money in it already.
It was at like 500K or, you know, they deleted it.
Fantastic.
I love this space.
So next time, next time you have a space popping like that,
you got to DM crypto wrap and just have film come take notes and just chime in
Like raises hand and just toss to him and just blow everybody away
Oh, this is my right-hand man. Now. I'm DMing him. He's gonna be in all my spaces my homie
And he's the best
What kind of what's your favorite rapper you like you like old-school you like a Tupac biggie?
Yeah, my favorite rapper is me bro. There's no better chance
Confidence that's what you want. That's the only answer
We gotta get you a little pudgy crypto route
I'm sorry crypto route we do how would you eat it?
Well done over fire. No, I'm sorry. How would you eat it? Well done.
Over fire.
Oh, why, man?
Why?
That's my kind of guy.
Never mind.
Hey, Moose, are you still beefing with Choose Rich Nick?
No, I think he's got a lot of other people that are beefing with him now.
I don't know.
I don't know if you saw his post yesterday.
It's pretty crazy.
I did.
I did.
He basically engagement formed the entire timeline.
I thought it was pretty smart, actually, because he knew exactly what he was doing.
Crypto Rap.
Could you write a rap about Moose kicking Choose Rich Nick's ass?
I actually already had that one in the works long before.
Do you really?
No way.
I was doing a choose Rick
Choose rich Nick this and moose, you know, I'm privy to how cool of a guy you are. So yeah
Okay, cool. So I'm posting a I have like six different drafts in my notes of choose rich Nick
Me like a bunch of like posts to like get this going. I'm posting one right now
I'm gonna pin it to the top. Would you join me the fight card picture at the top? Yeah, I'm see I'm looking at it
If I need the rap, would you join me on the track moose like for a verse? Oh, dude?
Yeah, I would love that if you can make it dude. I I could go in man. I don't know if you know I really
Yeah, moose racks
Let's do it. Let's do it let's do it i'll cook up
something and send it too soon 100 oh yeah okay this is on we're doing it guys right what hit him
in his big fat nose bro yo guys raid the post i just put it's pin it's pinned to the top this is
i think i think i'm ready for choose rich nick this is him in this video he's like going in on me talking about my appearance this and that and i was like all right
and i told him i'm 5a 160 you know he's like oh i'm fine i'm 5a 160. look at the size i think he
wrestles yeah yeah yeah exactly. He thinks I wrestle.
It's like I never wrestled a day in my life.
I never even fought anyone in my life.
But I think that would be great to do this, right?
I think Agents is a huge Choose Rich Nick fan because he left the space.
Yeah, I think he's mad at me.
He's beefing.
I think he's really mad at me.
Now, I'm a lover. I don't like to fight with anybody
I usually just do it for fun like just engage because if you're not gonna spice things up on the timeline once in a while
You're boring. You're boring. That's that's the whole thing. So I believe in having fun
We ended up like speaking at our basil and like he was like, yo, we're cool. We're friends and I'm like no
I want to fight dude. I was like, I want to fight dude i was like i want to fight i you
called me you called my thighs fat and uh like mouset can beat some people up oh yeah dude she
is she's she's feisty at times yeah yeah she she's you don't want to she did gymnastics her
whole life like her legs are really strong. She could really kick someone she could kick Nick really hard
That chick is super super athletic
Yeah, so little moose is gonna have the greatest size of all time is what you're telling us
He might be a little short, but yeah, honestly might be I'm gonna do
Who what do you who said that something that was you agents? Oh, yeah, Robbie. What's up, Robbie?
Who said that something?
That was you, agents?
Oh, yeah.
Who's Robbie?
What's up, Robbie?
What's up, dude?
What's going on, fellas?
Not much, man.
Welcome to the show.
Yeah, thanks, man.
Yeah, I think she's super athletic.
I think if anybody's going to whoop anybody's ass, it's going to be her.
Who, Mouchette?
I don't know her name, but I know the way she kicks.
He knows.
All right.
Cool.
Cool.
I honestly trust him.
He knows.
Moose, do you ever have randos joining your stage and you just fall in love with them?
Yeah, yeah.
All the time.
That's like my favorite thing.
I remember when we used to not let people come on stage.
Oh, this guy's going to troll this guy.
No, I'm all for letting him.
No, you just got to let it happen.
Robbie, anything interesting happen to you this week, man, you're not gonna believe this so
This more it was a fucking wild. Let me turn this down. It was a wild day, right?
So I wake up right normal routine. No big deal
Go to the gym
shit shower shave do my shit,
and then Moose Chef shows up, scissor kicks me in the face,
and I'm like, well, now I know what her kick feels like.
Don't know her name, but I got kicked in the face.
Had to go back, shit shower and shave, clean myself
up, exit the gym,
and now
I'm on Spaces.
Yeah, I think you got it right with
Moose Chef.
I told you I didn't know her name.
Moose Chef is honestly
sounds like a crazy person.
I love that you had a shit shower
sandwich at the gym.
First thing you do, last thing you do, right?
Yeah, and then I had to go back and clean myself off because she kicked the shit out of me.
And I was like, God damn it.
I can't walk out in the public like this.
I can't go to work like this.
I got to go clean myself up.
What do you do for a living, Rob?
So I own a small solar company i was gonna make up some bullshit but i i was gonna make up some bullshit but you're putting me on the spot
here damn it all right so you you own a small solar company yeah just yeah so like residential
solar residential rooftop solar how's that That business has got to be popping.
Yeah, it's it's awesome, dude.
I absolutely love it.
Crypto crypto crypto rep.
You get anything from this?
Yeah, I've got quite a bit.
I can run it if you want.
Run it.
All right.
We're going to we're going to harken back about 15 minutes.
Dow Jones dropped the heat in a Barnes and Noble aisle.
Now he's plotting round two in the suit full style.
Penguin drip, but the back end's unstable.
Better clear the room when he's flipping at the table.
Lily AI came through and killed the chill.
The space went flat, no charts, no thrill.
Talking market updates the energy of spam.
Made the whole floor crash like a rug pull scam.
Then Moose held the space, exposing the fraud fraud dev launched a token and blamed a typo odd deleted the tweet then stuck a re-roll
gobbling up supply like it's dinner in a bowl twice rub the crowd didn't flinch
no shame web 3s got villains moose calling out names now moose got beef
cooking hot with nft. Nick talking thighs trying
to squash it quick. But Moose don't play, squared up on the stream, ready to drop gloves
in the crypto fight scene. Nick flapping lips saying Moose ain't lean, but Moose got fans
in a heavyweight team. Penguin brawl pay-per-view live from chain. When the bell rings, Nick
gon' feel the pain.
Should I continue with the solar?
Yeah, wow.
That was good.
Robbie rolls up smooth, shit shower and shave,
runs a small solar firm, try to build and save,
had panels on the brain, clear energy grind,
didn't know, Moosette had chaos on her mind.
Out of nowhere she appeared, no talk, just grace,
scissor kick the sunrise, clean off his face,
silent assassin let him scrub on the mat solar dreams dimmed him bounce back from that
Honestly, it's impressive that you can get all this shit in the chat GPT this fast
And I think the performance
It better not be checked.
The delivery is the best.
I do a little embellishment.
It's completely over.
I'm an engineer.
Speaking of getting all the shit in it, if I shit in the suit,
do I get to keep it?
It depends.
Is Moose soft there?
Moose soft.
Where's the parker net?
I'm telling you, I don't know her name.
All I know is the way she kicks.
I'm following Robbie. Don't do it. I'm telling you, I don't know her name. All I know is the way she kicks. I'm following Robbie.
Don't do it.
That's a bad idea.
No, I want to deal with solar.
They need solar on your house.
Yeah, I do need a solar.
I'm a solar guy, man.
They'll never leave you alone.
Yeah, don't follow me.
No, I like one of those.
Yeah, I'm not one of those solar guys, man.
I own the company. I'm not'm not one of those. Yeah, I'm not one of those solar guys, man. I own the company.
I'm not the same.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
It's not a big company, guys.
Don't, like, hype me.
Moose, I just sent you a co-host to invite Moose.
Should I invite Fan of Moose to stage?
Is he a good guy?
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Let's hear him.
We have
Babiola on stage. What's up, Babiola?
GM, GM. What's up?
Dude, not much. How are you?
I'm fine. I'm chill.
I'm chill. Just been hoping from
X-Paces
and all.
Things cool.
What's your go-to when you get to the gym,
Babiola?
go to,
let me see.
Go to sleep?
You go to sleep?
Nah,
I'm actually at a gym person because like,
you know,
I'm being healthy and I'm like,
I actually really do a lot in the gym.
Honestly. I don't actually sleep
honestly but at the same time lazy as folks like um hit the gym like once in a week
so sometimes twice in a month so yeah so yeah it sounds like you're trying to be quiet to not wake some people is it is late where you are
Yeah, it's actually true
12 a.m. Yeah, you're over in the UK sounds like yes
So you need it you need solar
Do you need solar?
I don't send solar.
Okay, it's famous for it's sunshine.
The easy question is, do you use electricity?
That's my guess.
Do you use electricity?
When you wake up in the morning, do you turn the light on in the bathroom to brush your teeth?
Okay.
You're a potential customer
for me, sir.
Do you own a gym with a toilet?
There's Mustafa.
Mustafa.
Is it Mustafa?
What is it? It's Mustafa.
Moose Chef.
Mustafa. Yeah, got it.
Ben of Moose.
Moose.
Ben of Moose.
What's going on, brother?
How are you?
This has evolved into chaos.
He's speechless.
He can't even imagine being on stage with you, Moose.
I can't believe it.
Or they.
They can't.
One thing I love having Moose love just to talk to him,
but he brings some great wild cards to the table.
Yeah, there's some cool people requesting right now.
Oh, a lot of people.
Jam Jam requesting.
Professor Sergio is requesting. Bring him up, dude.
Bring him up.
Yeah.
Is Phantom of Moose, is he going to talk gonna talk I don't know this is my first time
This is my first time having him on stage
I love
His whole persona is fan of Moose
Is it Moose Dash?
I can't remember what it was
Moose Dash?
He says even his bio is really good
Yo sorry guys I realized I can't be up here on two accounts He says even his bio is really good.
Yeah, sorry guys. I realized I can't be up here on two accounts.
I'm having some issues on my burner, Phantom Moose.
Yeah, I'll try and circle back.
I'll try and circle back.
Hold up.
Oh my god, bro.
That's so funny.
There's a lot of requests coming in now.
Oh my god.
They think Moose is giving away more money.
It's Phantom Moose effect.
Phantom Moose effect.
They think old and Moose.
Moose, where do you keep getting all this money to give away?
Moose gives any time Moose makes money, he gives money.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Here we go.
Is that Phantom Moose?
No, Phantom Moose is gone?
He's no longer a fan.
Oh, wow.
He's going to change to fan of CryptoRap.
Dan, fix your Wi-Fi.
Come on, man.
Oh my god.
RamD.OJ.
Joe Moose Discipline is in his bio.
Let's see this.
Quick birthday shout out to ST McFly, guys.
Oh, dude, ST, happy birthday, bro.
Oh, ST, happy birthday, brother.
Happy birthday.
I finally got back from dinner, so I'm on the way home right now.
I finally caught the end of this.
Hang on, ST, I think everybody should be quiet.
I think Babiola was trying to say something.
Go ahead, Babiola.
Nah, I just want to tell him some happy birthday honestly like Nothing too much
Just happy birthday
You had a bad day?
No I want to tell him happy birthday
Sorry
The accent
I'm in Alabama you said happy birthday
And it says I've had a bad day That's what I'm in Alabama. You said happy birthday. I've had a bad day.
That's what I heard in Alabama.
Happy bad day?
What was that?
They speak a different language there.
Yeah.
It's a different language.
We speak.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Go ahead, Phantom Moose.
You're back.
Phantom Moose. What's up, brother?
How's everything going, man?
I'm a fan of you.
Okay.
Nice.
Honestly, I have a theory about myself
that this is a bunch of my alts
that I'm throwing in here from different...
Phantom Moose 1, Phantom Moose 2. A bunch of my alts that I'm throwing in here from different.
Fan of Moose 1, Fan of Moose 2.
Let's get Ram.OG.
Is he not speaking?
Fan of Moose is not.
Ram, dude, his bio is Joe Moose Disciple.
What is going on?
What have you been doing on the side, bro?
I guess I've been here for four plus years.
I show a lot of love for the Pudgies and everything.
These guys just like what I'm doing, it seems.
Go ahead, Ram.
The prophecy of Joseph Moose.
Go ahead, Ram. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was just here because, well, I think the last time that Moose streamed on Abstract,
there were a bunch of people that were trying to sing, and I was like, I want to get in,
Like I want to get in, I want to get in,
I want to get in, but I wasn't able to come up.
but I wasn't able to come up.
So I think this is my chance to actually flex my sing.
Do it.
Hey, everybody be quiet.
Ram, the floor is yours.
That's my time.
I think what they were singing was like a Gen Legend song.
Dude, whenever your heart feels, the floor is yours, Ram.
Okay.
All right.
All the times that you're raining my brain
And all the clothes you get in using my name I think you broke my heart, I broke for your guess sake
I think I'm crying on my own, and I ain't
And I didn't want to write a song
Cause I didn't want anyone thinking I still carry it down
But you still hear my phone up
Baby, I've been moving on I still carry it down, but you still hear my phone up.
Baby, I've been moving on, and I think you should be something I don't want to hold back. Maybe you should know that my mama don't like you, and she likes everyone.
And I never liked to admit that I was wrong.
And I never liked you, and made that I was wrong.
And I kept so far from when I didn't see what's going on.
And now I know I'm better sleeping on my own.
Because if you like the way it took too much.
So, baby, you should go and love yourself.
There you go.
Man, I honestly teared up there. my god that was incredible oh my god yo first off rem i just followed you second off i'm getting you on american
idol third off i'm gonna dm you right now because you're a legend that was incredible Oh, okay. Really? Thank you. I just believed you today.
That's amazing, dude.
Lookie, lookie, chill.
Damn.
Wow.
Wow.
Everybody give Ram a follow.
He deserves it.
I give you a follow too, Ram. Yeah, yeah.
He deserves that.
For real?
Yeah, for real, dude.
Babiola, you sound like you're a very
good judge of music here I want you to on a scale of 1 to 300 what score would
you give Ram here um I'll give him like a 2 but today it's night no no no no no a two it's 52 70 he was good he was he was good he was just
52 70 you hear that ram that's a great that's a great score that's a great score because
i i can't fully give him a 300 you know it's not like who gives people 300 right away
hundred right away yeah yeah but like it was top-notch amazing like i actually i've been to
like a lot of experts and you know people like tell me that they want to like sing it i actually
give them a chance and you know sometimes like can be like really annoying but like yours was
just like top-notch bro like america idol like we gotta sign you. We have to sign you, bro. Like, seriously. Like, seriously.
You're not in America.
You can't vote on American Idol.
Hey, you can vote on Chilling, though.
Chilling is the new.
Who needs Katy Perry?
Exactly, yeah.
Bro, we're going to create a democratic, transnational political structure here in Chilling.
transnational political structure here in chillin then then if I can't vote an
American Idol I'll make I'll make word idol or something just to sign him up
like seriously we'll just call it world idol baseball you know world series you seem like you're a funny guy baby you heard me jokes um okay um i have um a few jokes um but like they are all like
kids kind of jokes okay um perfect name one um okay so i want you guys to like
just like have a like clean mind like no web theory like just like think like
imagine like a three years old boy runs up to you just finished watching Spongebob and it's like
bikini bottom
think of the bikini bottom yeah like just just think about it bikini bottom okay okay yeah
got it now now now i want you guys to space the word, like, bikini bottom.
Like, space it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
So now, like, think about that.
Now, we are macho-grown mind.
Like, think about bikini bottom.
Okay.
You guys don't get the joke.
You guys don't get the joke.
Okay, let me look at another one.
Why was the painting
put in prison?
Why?
Because it was framed.
Okay, you got me on that one.
I got to understand the bikini bottom one
if that's possible.
You're too slow, Moose. You don't get it?
Think about the bikini bottom.
Moose, you didn't get the bikini bottom one?
What are you?
It's like a simple... It's a bikini and it's a bottom it's a bikini and a book about it mass, okay
Yeah
I didn't get that one either
Dude, you gotta think about it. I can't leave Moose out on this island. Yeah, you got to think about it. I can't leave Moose out on this island.
You have to think about it.
It didn't occur to me either.
Babiola, just so you know, I'm a man of culture.
I got it instantly.
Yeah, I know you got it.
Okay, I've got another one.
Okay, why did the shark spit the clown out of his mouth?
Why did the shark spit a clown out of his mouth?
Is that what you mean?
It's a shark.
Okay.
Why did the sock, um, spits the clown out of his mouth?
The shark, right?
Yeah, why?
Why did he spit the clown out of his mouth?
What's he spitting out of his mouth?
A clown.
Yeah.
A clown. Yeah yeah and why do you
do that because the clown tasted funny
like these are all like serious like uncle jokes and like daddy jokes and
like we call it a danger babiolaola around here. We have some more people.
I'm not surprised you and PP are connecting
on a spiritual level.
I gotta be on it.
PP is writing
these down in his own
chat GBT to rap
himself later.
Adam, you've missed the most random space
of all time, brother.
I don't know what's going on, but welcome.
I, uh...
Yeah.
Love this guy.
Hey, Ram.
You still hear Ram?
Yeah, Ram D.
Ram D.O.G.
Ram D.O D. Ram D.
With Joe Moose Disciple
in his bio.
Do you have any other songs in your
belt?
Yeah.
Actually, I was looking for a song to sing.
I can sing
other language.
I mean, if that's
fine.
Other than English but if you prefer English then well I can sing to one English song and then one
other
Language do you know baby shark ten-hour
Baby shark ten-hour Do you know Baby Shark 10 hour? Baby Shark 10 hour?
Hey, before we let you run with this crypto rap, have you been taking notes?
Absolutely, bro, but my gig is up.
He replaced me.
No, no, no.
Listen, Ram, he's too big for this space.
I can feel it.
You're our guy.
Okay.
Babiola hopping X to X like cardio day, but he skips the gym.
The membership goes to waste.
Says he lifts weekly, maybe two times a month.
The math checks out three flexes a year.
That's a stunt.
Solar in England.
Yeah, that's real bright.
Where the sun's a rumor and the forecast is wet.
Robbie slinging volts got that Edison flair, selling sparks in the dark like he's wired for prayer. Mustafa, Moushef, forecast is wet. Robbie slinging volts got the Edison flair selling sparks in the
dark like he's wired for prayer. Mustafa, Moushef, mustache is unclear. Whatever her name is,
she's not even near. Fan pulled up to praise with the mic stayed cold. Turns out it's Dan on his
alt being bold. Voice called Pat, wild cards flooding the feed. Chaos on the stage while
Moose plants the seeds. Now he's a cult leader rode with the fleece disciples chanting hard for the gospel of peace Ram D.O.G.
got the mic singing truth from the booth worshiping Moose like he's born of the
root the prophecies written the penguin ascends in the name of Joseph Moose it
never ends Moose was lost when babiola dropped the
bottle joke bikini didn't click it just left him broke He's out here worshiping blocks. The humor's too
deep. Had him scratching his head trying to
catch some sleep. Damn, that's
good. Adam didn't
hear
the first joke from
Bambiola. I'm just great.
No, listen to this.
Moose and agents did not get this
joke. I got it instantly. Listen, Adam.
Go ahead, Bambi instantly. Listen, Adam. Go ahead, Babiola.
Okay, so... It's a...
Okay, imagine a few years old.
Yeah, it's looking up to you on, like...
Yo, bikini bottom.
It's like...
It's a bikini.
Hello, hello, everybody.
How you guys doing?
Yeah, we're fine.
We're fine.
We're fine.
This is fire. It's a anger joke. Hey, Adam're fine. We're fine. We're fine. This is fire.
This is fire.
Are you listening?
Yeah, I'm listening.
Alright, alright.
Hey, sweet baby.
What the fuck is going on? hey sweet baby I think that's my reply guy my god sweet baby let baby I'll finish this joke there's a banger okay um let's out came back again okay let me
give a more better example okay let's's say your uncle now and your nephew or your niece is just watching Spongebob.
And he's like, oh, uncle, Bikini Bottom. And you're like, okay, Bikini Bottom. Spongebob, Bikini Bottom.
And I was like, no, Bikini Bottom.
What's up, Moz? I'm a big fan of you, bro.. Like right from the start since when you were below 50k is that.
This is the abstract ecosystem or?
This is the Joseph Moos ecosystem. It's a new L. Smooth army, Adam.
Moos King, what up, what up?
This is the...
Yo, yo, man.
Yo, man. Hey, sweet baby. baby baby all is in the middle of a joke
baby do you mind starting over nah i don't mind so imagine um your uncle right and your niece
your niece or nephew is watching like spongebob right now and it's like you know okay wait let's
let's leave bikini bottom let's go to like a shorter one um no no no dude this is the joke okay that's the joke okay
I'm hella high water you're gonna finish this yeah he or she yeah just like comes
to you and like bikini bottom I like okay yeah Spongebob bikini bottom
Spongebob Patrick you know finally all of them believes in bikini bottoms like
no and giving you a dead ass straight face looking at you I vote I was like Bikini bottom, Spondrow, Patrick, you know, frankly, all of them that lives in bikini bottom. He's like, no.
And he's giving you a dead ass straight face,
looking at you, eyeballs, eyeballs, like,
bikini bottom.
And I'm like, I don't get that.
Then your mature, old ass, grown ass man's mental state's like, oh, bikini bottom.
A bikini and a bottom.
Bikini bottom.
So yeah, that's the joke. Like, you know, bikini bottom. A bikini and a bottom. Bikini bottom. So yeah, that's the joke.
Like, you know, bikini bottom.
You get it.
It's an uncle joke.
Like, you know.
I get it.
I have to challenge this, PP.
Is it a joke or is it merely revealing?
You're just not smart, dude.
It's totally. Moose and agents didn't get it. Adam? You're just not smart, dude. It's totally...
Moose and agents didn't get it.
Adam, I knew they didn't get it.
I don't know if you need to get...
It's like revealing a fact.
It's not revealing anything.
It's like a two-in-one
anime.
Keep going.
That's stupid. It's like a two-in-one anime. Keep going.
It's like a two-in-one McDonald's or something.
Extra fights or something. It's a joke
and it's reviewing something.
We're all winning here. We're all winners.
Get it.
I get it.
It just sounds like there's an in-person element to it,
which makes me wonder why you brought it to the
body.
That was the first one.
Tell me a joke.
Ignore the
criticism, Bambiella.
I would hit my golden
buzzer for you, brother.
I really don't
make criticism. Thanks, brother.
There were other jokes.
The shark one banger
banger historical and the frame like why did the frame yeah dude yeah why did the frame like good
why did the picture go to prison because it got framed you know good ones why did the shark eat
the clown great yeah it's that funny no the shark didn't eat the clown uh see i'm getting my babiola lore i'm gonna get my babiola lore mixed up
dude dude beyond the jokes i think we all just learned an even better lesson that makes all
jokes funny is pp's follow-up gaslighting of just if you don't get it you're not smart and just a
stand on business any joke you tell if somebody doesn't fuck with it don't get it you're not smart and just a stand on business any joke you
tell if somebody doesn't fuck with it doesn't find it funny you just immediately go oh that's
because you're not smart dude uh it's a funny joke i had a great reaction it's a danger possibly but
you're not smart we do have phantom moose i've been waiting to hear from phantom moose for a while what's up phantom moose floor is yours phantom moose hello good morning everyone
hey what's up brother how are you doing i'm fine how are you i'm very excited to listen
yes brother and how's everything going where are you from i I'm from India, Patna Bihar. India?
Yeah, India.
Can you stop the war shit?
One.
My dream to meet with you. When you come in India, Moose?
One, Delhi, Sabbath.
What's the question here?
Are you in a call center?
Question here.
I have no question. I only want to talk with Moose.
Because I love this kind of Moose.
When I listen to him, I get very excited and excited.
Hey, Phantom Moose, did you hear that joke from Babiola?
What is this background noise?
You got the TV going, Phantom Moose?
That's Moose's reply guy farm.
He bought while he was in Dubai.
This is what you were doing out there in Dubai?
You put my joke down.
Burko's hitting you up.
Thanks a lot.
You know what's in the view?
You space.
Moose, Moose, hang out with me.
It's me, Burko.
No, I'm busy. I gotta do something.
I can't concentrate.
No way.
Hey, what are you wearing right now?
I can hear.
It's getting noisy.
I know it's getting noisy. You kept interrupting
Babiola's joke, sweet baby.
Just Crocs, Adam.
Hey, be nice to my reply guy.
Should I read it or no?
It's like wrangling cats.
Go ahead, Adam.
Hey, Dow Jones, what are you wearing right now?
Just Crocs, my friend.
Just Crocs.
Nice, dude.
How many do you have on hello if you're part of the bupa wave say yeah yeah i don't know what you said but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i do
i do even know is it is it a proper cod or a proper lord i have proper cod
Is it a proper cod or a proper lord?
I have proper cod.
What do you say, man?
I don't get it.
Is it a proper cod or a proper lord?
Like, carrying pictures of ID here, you know?
Fuck yeah.
This is like when you have two pizza places call each other?
Dude, I'm just kidding.
It sounds like we're merging to Abra to uh avax or something over here
yeah we do have uh this punt nft army what's going on man
hey guys um
what you got for us man you got a sharp profile picture. You ever tasted clown meat?
I thought we were singing for Moose, so I came to sing.
Moose meat?
What are you doing?
Wait a second.
You came to sing?
He came to sing, too?
I came to sing.
I came here to sing.
What's up, guys?
Question, question.
Let's find a song that you and Ram D both know and you guys can just
both sing at the same time
Little duet
I'm down
Yeah, what song you got this part
Rosie's by James Atta. You got that one Ram?
Nah, even if you don't hey, even you don't, just feel free to harmonize
in the undertones as he's singing.
We really want this to sound great for most.
All right.
All right, go for it this point.
Okay.
I could have chose anybody, but I chose you.
You. Come on, man. chose anybody but i chose you yeah come on man help me get better you pull me right out of the blue yeah yeah and daddy don't like you but daddy and i never speak. Every night when I wake up, I need you to get back to sleep.
Smells like roses to me.
Two young lovers at sea.
They're so bitter, so sweet.
You're my bank.
Together we go bang.
Bang, bang, bang.
Fucking round of applause from all of us, man.
That was amazing.
You guys, he's still going.
That was amazing. Did I cut him off? He's still going. That was my fault.
What is it about you that excites people to come into a space and sing these sensual ballads towards you?
They're serenading them for the next giveaway.
Obviously, I can't come into a space without serenading the rest of the men in the group.
Hey, do you have something for us, Robbie?
No, fuck.
Oh, no, are you kidding me?
You just said you can't come in without serenading.
And here you are coming in without serenading.
I thought you were a man of your word.
It was a silent serenade.
Robbie, we do have have Professor Sergio on stage. What's up, Professor Sergio?
Sergio.
I have no idea who's speaking or what they're saying.
I am fine. How are you?
How are you? I'm great, Professor Sergio. Do you have a talent for us?
I'm great, Professor Sergio. Do you have a talent for us?
Yes, we are in war with India. I just wake up for some news and I see a notification of
who said that just join this space and just join this. So you're at war with India first thing you do is see mooses on a space and want to hop up here
Sorry, I do not understand much English
Stop being mean to my reply guys. I'm not being mean. I'm just I'm impressed
Thank You Moose gang. I appreciate all of you for showing some love here
You guys sing beautifully you guys are part of my community and don't let anybody put you down
We'll say no you will say thanks. I love you too. I
Love you miss. I love you also. I'm so I love you miss. I like you
I like you.
whoa
Whoa.
Thanks, everyone.
Thanks, Tix.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I love agents more than anyone.
I think everyone's killing me.
I don't know.
That cut really deep.
Seriously.
I would give you the biggest hug in the whole world right now, agents.
You don't know the history of the spaces, Moose.
Everyone's always attacking me.
Attacking you?
It's a plot.
No, no.
Never.
I love you, bro.
Bro, I'm not going to lie, agents.
I could really sense on Monday you were tight, bro.
You were not feeling it.
You were a little hot on everybody coming at you.
You know, somebody said something about pickles, and I vividly remember you being ready,
and you took a deep breath and held it all down.
But, bro, we got to stop with that.
I just want to, you know, advocate for agents on behalf of agents
because sometimes he's not going to do it himself.
And let's be honest here.
It's tough to do it yourself.
It's tough to do it yourself.
It's easy to defend somebody else in a crowd.
Let's stop taking it out on agents.
Fuck that.
Who gives a fuck about agents?
Stop taking it out on the pickles.
See, I like this Robbie guy.
That's what I'm saying, Robbie.
The pickles are innocent in all of this.
Innocent.
Yeah, dude, save the pickles.
The pickles have feelings, too.
We have Yusuf and Jam Jam on stage.
You guys mind having a conversation together?
We'll just listen in.
Hey, everyone.
What's up?
Good morning from here.
Good morning. Good morning, Jam Jam. What's up, brother?
I'm alright, I'm alright, Jam Jam.
Jam Jam, are you from Jam Jam? Do you listen to Bob Maddy? Because I want a song, Jam Jam Jam. I listen to Bob Maddy.
Jam Jam, are you familiar Mani. Jam Jam,
are you familiar with SpongeBob Jam Jam?
No, no, no. I am not.
But I think I get the joke.
I get the joke.
But you guys,
he gets the joke.
He gets the joke.
He gets the joke.
I believe it.
Yeah.
Yusuf, for you there brother
Yeah, hi, what's up man?
What's up, bro, I'm watching the Nick game they're down by uh, they're down by 10 points right now
Not sure Nick is winning today, right? Nick went Nick. Yeah, the next one the other day, but they're there
They're playing against the team that They lost through the whole season. They didn't win one the other day, but they're playing against the team that
They lost through the whole season. They didn't win one time against them And now they're in the playoffs that are crazy
They were down by 20 and they won yesterday, which was why a lot of people like I saw Billy Maze
You're right. I'll give a hundred K away if they win ended up winning. It's crazy
It's like a sick game and now they're down by 10
So I don't think
100 K are you up 100k right now up 100k?
Now they're down by now they're down by seven
Everyone's watching the game
You're happy because like, you know, I said I lost and you know
I'm still gonna do it giveaway cuz like, you know, I still lost, and, you know, I'm still going to do a giveaway
because, like, I still lost.
So happy that I still lost today.
So happy.
Moose, you're, like, three plays behind.
What are you watching this on the internet?
Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
Don't tell me what goes on.
All right, so we're up on the hour.
The Knicks by three.
We're running overtime.
You're good, Robbie.
You're good, Robbie.
Listen, I would be remiss to not ask CryptoRap here if he had anything.
Yeah, I could close this out.
Babiola dropped a bikini bottom joke, but it flew past the crowd.
Everyone left clueless, no laughs allowed.
Moose just stared, lost in translation, didn't catch the punchline, no celebration.
Phantom Moose pulled up, call center grind, asked when Moose's next trip to India mind.
Moose ghosted him quick, left the question in the air. Leaving him hanging.
That's a silent stare.
Had him sitting there.
Half disturbed, half let down.
Sweet baby hit the mic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The sound.
Bikini bottom joke still.
Whoa, whoa.
Chill, sweet baby.
I'm not done yet.
That's impressive, Moose.
Thank you, Moose. It's so crazy how you do this, man.
Respect.
It's fucking phenomenal, bro.
Of course, dog.
Super impressive, Moose.
You're talented, man.
Do you guys go to comedy shows
and just start laughing abruptly loud
to interrupt the...
Go ahead, CryptoRap. Finish up.
I'm not trying to be all Hollywood here.
Nah, I am. In space now is Moose's throne. Wherever he goes, ballad singers are shown. Agents green with envy, jealous of the crew. Moose got the following. It's too real to undo.
Professor Sergio's on the scene coming through. Pakistani eyes on the Indian news. Too true.
Joining Moose's state for the info blast. The world tunes in. This moment will last.
Dan steps in the ring defending agent with pride. Says the pickle talk's false.
Just slander on the side
he's blocking every jab taking hits for the team trying to clear agent's name in this spicy meme
scheme but rob he's not backing down firm on his stand says pickles were real saw the jar in his
hand modern edison defending the brine turned a veggie dispute into a cultural line mix in four
been echoing through the head celtics talk though though, but Moose fans said what they said.
Madison Square Garden dreams.
Orange and blue pride.
Knicks calling game early.
No overtime ride.
Whew.
A lot of heat.
A lot of heat there.
Agents, you got anything before we close out?
Good space.
All right.
Good space. All right. Good space.
Thank you all for being here and enjoying
this insanity.
Picked up a couple good wild cards.
We did. Feel free to come back.
You guys, this was awesome.
I'm going to play us out with
Ballad of Curtis Lowe
because agents like that song.
Wait, wait, wait. I got to ask
a request.
Crypto Raps. The Drake because agents likes that song. Wait, wait, wait. I got to ask a request. Okay.
Crypto Raps, the Drake over parody.
Where can we listen to that?
Got that on Spotify?
Cold Case.
Cold Case. Okay. Fair enough. I liked it all right PP place now babbiola
I'm gonna play us out if you want to tell the bikini bomb joke over the music
for the last time feel free to okay sure sure sure sure sure let's look at this one more time you know so you know
you're looking you know you know listening to um and let's all have
lovely night and
let's all sleep well and wake up
tomorrow and get more money
love everyone here. Thanks everybody. Let's
fucking go. Let's go. Thanks everyone. GNGN. You made me a song that I started to sing.
I got your drink and love to open your door.
If you say it was useless, let me move.
The most goodest love was the finest speaker to ever play the blues.
He'd be 60.
Maybe I was 10.
Mama used to work me, but i'd go see him
you'd play me a song ah
I was good.
This flow was the finest pickup to ever play the blues.
Yes, sir. Oh Oh Oh and the clay lost his life that's
I respect you when I see a song, everyone will know.
People say you are useless, but there'll be my mom.
It's because you're the fastest we've got to ever play the blues hey babiola do you mind telling that joke one more time?
Yeah, yeah.
Do I maintain the joke one more time?
You asked for the joke
yeah okay so I this is a closing joke so I can do so I can close so you know bikini bottom you know your niece and nephew comes up to meet you and it's
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