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Chillin’ - Tariffed Edition
Recorded: April 3, 2025 Duration: 1:00:18Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the implications of new tariffs on international trade and their potential impact on the crypto market, highlighting trends of growth and community engagement. The conversation also touched on the launch of a Bitcoin fiction podcast, signaling innovative content creation in the crypto space.
Full Transcription
Thank you. I was tired of my So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read.
If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain.
If you're lying to your gut god If you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the gate
I'm a love that you've made the fuck
Right till you hear and say the same
i didn't think about my lady i know that sounds kind of for me and my old lady
Falling into the same old dopey deal
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal act
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half bad
Cut through all this red tape
At a barhole valley
Where we're playing
Skating
So I waited with high hopes and she walked down the place i knew a smile in an instant
i knew the curve of my face it was my own lovely lady and she said oh it's here
the lady and she said oh it's cute and we laughed for a moment and i said i never know
that you like geeks getting caught in the rain and the feel of the ocean. And the taste of champagne.
If you'd like me to love you.
I didn't ever believe this, but that song is like another minute and a half long.
Welcome to Chillin', the tariff edition.
Agents, how's it going?
Sorry, I'm responding to this guy.
I quote retweeted the space with, you know, the following, come chill.
And this guy responded to me.
He said, sounds tempting.
What's the plan?
Netflix marathon, board games, or just good conversation?
Ooh, hey.
There will definitely be conversation.
Whether or not it's good, that is up for you, the listener, to decide.
I'm doing good, PP.
How are you?
I'm good.
I really hope.
What was the guy's name that was here last week?
Or not last week.
Cakes.
Really hope Cakes comes back.
If you guys miss Cakes on Monday, honestly, it blew me away.
A couple people in the audience.
I haven't seen him forever.
Maybe the 9 p.m.
Time slot is good. So it's nice seeing Husker sauce and lay one three iconic legends
That TJ mom for boys. It's it's a good time. I think
Yeah, so I already partly did it but you know bottom right hand corner right-hand corner, all you need to do, quote, retweet the space, come chill.
It's all we ask every time we host these.
And now we're going to recognize the people who understood the assignment.
Dow Jones, Peanut, Saucy, PeePee McGee, agents, neither of those people count.
And Leowin.
I count.
I count, Agents.
I don't know about you because you're the guy, but I definitely count.
Yeah, you count.
I don't.
Nobody wants to hear me talk.
I think it's been evidenced by the last couple weeks wild cards that Agents has a big target on his back.
Let me set the record straight.
Me and Agents had a good probably on his back. Let me set the record straight. Me and Agents had a good, probably like an hour conversation today.
And in that conversation, I said, hey, are you okay with us?
I'm constantly going at you.
And he said, really, I have no choice.
So you guys keep going.
Yeah, I'm kind of powerless.
I mean, if the wider public recognizes that Ag agents is the target, then you know what?
Maybe it's time for my villain arc.
Maybe it's time for me to, you know, start feeding the pit, as it were.
Go to some of our longtime listeners, PP.
Do it.
S.T. McFly, you came up in that hour-long conversation, by the way, brother.
We were recognizing you for your insane AI skills.
Where was this?
Me and agents just had, you know.
A touch base.
Really a touch base, you know.
A little team chat.
I was like, man because i used to do these
meme schools yeah where i would do like basically teach people how to make meme videos that's where
husker learned to make meme videos so i was like man we need to bring those back but i think
i may tap ust and maybe me and you can do like a joint session on discord uh teaching people how
to like prompt correctly on uh making some memes i think
that'd be fun yeah no i'm down it's actually funny for the last like 30 minutes i have no joke been
playing with chat gbt trying to make you guys another like graphic for tonight and it kept
failing over and over and over again and right now there's one last one writing so i'll post it
when i'm done here but it didn't come out
how i was hoping to be i'm always down to to do that because i've been doing a lot of streams
like teaching people how to prompt too so let's just do it in our uh community let's throw it
back i think it'd be fun i'll get with you uh next day or two maybe we throw it back and and do it
next week sometime i think um one of the things with my favorite thing st is when you have a good prompt
and you see the picture and it's like halfway loaded and then it crashes out it says hey sorry
we can't complete this but you can tell like it's going to be a good one and you'll you just never
see it ever again that's the worst it's happened many times yeah so any any smart people here want to give me the rundown on these tariffs slash liberation day?
I had thought, you know, being politically tuned out as I am, I had thought all the tariffs were already in place.
But I guess today was the day they went in place.
Somebody educate me here where I'm wrong.
AC, I know you're a traitor
you're watching the market yeah that's what I'm saying ace we get the right person up here oh man
to be totally honest with you I have not been I swear to God on everything I have not been keeping
track of tariffs all I do know is that Trump is throwing the tariff card to every country that
he thinks has taken advantage
of the U.S.
That's about as much as I know.
The specific numbers, I don't know because I know that some countries he's taxing higher
than others.
He's taxing Canada out the wazoo so they fold.
Essentially, he's just playing chess.
He's trying to make an empire from the pieces that he has.
He's like trying to make an empire from the pieces that he has.
And, you know, tariffs, there's a video that Warren Buffett actually recently was in that
stated that tariffs can be good for the economy if played the right way.
I reckon that we're obviously all of us are living in such a unique time where we're physically seeing a tariff war.
I don't think I'm 28.
I don't think I've seen something this aggressive where the end goal might be for Canada to fold and become part of the United States.
That actually is quite a possibility.
Also, it's like where you increase tariffs, where other countries will be at your whim.
But I personally think that these tariffs are going to be played the right way.
I think that Trump is using this as a business tactic to gain a lot of future leverage.
And that's, I think, going to be very beneficial for trade.
And then how do you trade?
You'll have to use some forms of currency, obviously.
You know, fiat's definitely at its ends meet.
And I think that in the era of the Trump regime, there will be a lot of transitions.
You know, these are monumental transitions.
Like I said, we're in a very unique time.
I don't think this has ever happened, even in our parents' time.
You know, so I think it's a very blessed time as well.
I think we're going to have one heck of a year.
And I'm very grateful to do it with the very best people,
whether it's PP, agents, ST McFly, Dow Jones, the whole gang.
I'm very grateful.
Tariffs don't stop the day from going on.
I still did my prayers, did my reading, writing, trading,
streaming on Abstract.
I think i pray
that the tariffs end up being good you know and i know that well you're uh one of the most
optimistic penguin honestly the most optimistic penguins you know you say yeah trump is uh
playing chess and honestly i think he's got the chess board out, yeah, but instead of the chess pieces, he's got the big cracker barrel size checker pieces laying them out on the chess board right now.
So we'll see how it plays out.
Oh, yeah. I pray. I pray it's good.
Now tell me what this means for my shit coin bags.
I mean, you already see what it means.
Yeah, I think that's been pretty etched in stone.
Yeah, I think, dude, it's one of those things
where it reminds me a lot of the uncertainty around COVID.
Like in 2020, you saw the markets kind of take an initial reaction.
And then like when it hit the U S is when everything just like ultra tanked
and then had this sharp recovery into what was like one of the best bull
runs of all time. So I'm hoping that's what happens.
I'm, I'm on the optimistic side because if, you know, there's no,
like why be pessimistic in this life? You know, I'm on the optimistic side because if you know, there's no
Like why be pessimistic in this life, you know, I'm kind of I've been hanging around AC a lot and AC has taught me Like if you're alive if you're breathing smile
Puerto Rico. Yep. No, I need to I need to go to Puerto Rico
Dude, please it's beautiful. Dude. My dad grew up there. He says,
I need to come check it out.
100%. Hold on.
What is this peepee, Lloyd? Your dad grew up
in Puerto Rico?
I'm not Puerto Rican, but
long story short,
my grandfather was
stationed in Puerto Rico. He worked at the BX
on... Oh, shit.
Yeah, and so my dad I think spent
probably five or six years of his young young life in Puerto Rico so he's got a
lot of stories Wow that's a small world dude I would love to pluck his brain
because there's so many cool police in Puerto Rico old San Juan condado Ocean
Park you know Viet gas there's like little islands and it's all
It's all very beautiful the people here have such good positive energy man. They what I'll do AC
I'm gonna blow his blow his mind one day and I'm gonna say hey
download X slash Twitter
Come on this show
There's a little button on the bottom left hand side and that's how you'll talk and I'm just I'm gonna get you to ask
the questions while
we hopefully get cakes back up here and just
Make him just make my dad dis on me. I want to give Dow Jones a shout out. I saw him and
Did I see saucy on the 24-hour stream?
He was there but he was hiding. I'm so disappointed. I didn't fart on stream, bro. You have no idea'm so disappointed i didn't fart on stream bro you have
no idea i text i texted down i said fart on stream dare you because it was when anthem was up there
and i was like uh they fend did a really good job of shilling vibes i thought it was uh it was a good
stream but yeah shout out down yeah it was fun uh i wish we kind of had a little bit more notice
we would have brought some more penguin branding it was lacking there I wish we kind of had a little bit more notice. We would have brought some more Penguin branding.
It was lacking thereof.
So we threw my jacket in the mix and hung the Abster flag.
And yeah, I fucking should have farted right in everyone's mouth.
I blew it.
The flag was you guys?
I missed where you and Saucy were on stream.
But when I came back at like 1 a.m., the flag was up.
We were the peanut gallery he kept referring to. We basically
sat in the back and drank beers and made ridiculous
comments the whole time. We should have streamed
our own thing. Yeah.
I thought it was good. The Spencer
segment was great.
Oh, the back
and forth between them doing the
card
pulls was fun. What's up,
Peanut?
Yo, what's going on, PP?
Agents?
Everybody else?
How you doing?
Good.
I will say you're good.
Did you know about PP's dad's Puerto Rican arc?
Sorry to cut you off, PP.
It's been a minute, but I'm pretty sure he's told me about that before.
But, yes.
All right, so he's not making it up.
Wow.
No, no, no.
I don't believe he's making it up.
You kept this hidden from me?
Yeah.
I mean, dude, I find out new lore about you every single episode of Chillin',
so, I mean, there's not much I can say.
So I was going to speak a little bit on the terror stuff before we get too wild
and have some crazy wild cards come up, but I've only been following it because,
you know, as some of you all know, i do work for a korean company here in alabama and
you know we still get imports from them so now you know we're i've been trying to follow it see
how much they're going to charge and um it seems like from the list i've been seeing that were
circulating earlier on x i don't know if they're official or not. They look like they were, but who knows?
But it seems like the way they're taxing everything is,
let's say, for example, I think South Korea was doing,
I don't know, like 65% or 50% tax against the U.S.,
and now we're hitting them with a 25% tax.
So it seems like the higher the percentage,
we're going pretty much half of that,
maybe a little bit more.
And I think with Canada, it's know like 100 or something like that but i want i know on certain
goods they're taxing us like 200 some percent so it's and then there's small countries like i don't
know if it's peru or something like that it's like 10 that they charge us so i think we're just
charging like five or ten percent back so it's so yeah so i mean if someone's smarter than all of us
wants to hop up here that's nothing else anybody like yes if all these if all of these countries
are have tariffs on the us and we're tariffing back except lower like why is that a bad thing
i mean i may i may sound like an idiot but why is that a bad thing? I mean, I may sound like an idiot, but why is that a bad thing?
Oh, dude, that's sick, ST.
That is sick.
Check out the pin post.
But yeah, if you are a
tariff expert, or if you're just
an idiot, I would love to hear your
take, regardless. What's up, Dal?
Now, I can't think
off the top of my head of one product that comes from Canada,
but if we can figure it out
Why don't we start bootlegging with old Dan over there
Dan the lost boy
Dan comes from Canada
I think Dan would do it for us
Like I'm trying to think what we want
Maybe some like maple syrup
Maple syrup, most of it comes from New York
Believe it or not
So even that Vermont maple syrup is full of shit
I know, hey listen
I have first hand experience of the New York maple syrup.
Yeah, that's chillin' lore.
That's honestly chillin' lore.
Chillin' lore.
We knew about maple syrup before it was even a political thing.
I don't know why your maple syrup farm story reminds me of the Blair Witch Project.
Every single time you tell it, I'm like, agents was walking through the forest.
It was shocking.
It was shocking.
You were walking through the forest, and for some reason it was near your pit.
And you come across all these cables and stuff running through the forest.
It wasn't near the pit.
It's about five minutes north.
It just blew your mind.
I picture you high in this
situation so it's even more i was i was it's interesting that you bring up that point yeah
if you're not prepared for coming across a maple syrup farm in the woods it it looks like there's
well i guess they literally are stealing the life energy from the trees. But it does look like an occult ritual with all the...
Dang, I never even thought about that.
It's going everywhere.
So JC Downey...
Oh, dude!
...audience, he just texted me.
Bombardier is from Canada, and they make all the train cars,
along with snowmobiles and all sorts of other shit.
I don't know how we're going to smuggle train cars, but let's get on this.
Maple syrup farms are like the trees version of...
like the real version of like the real version
of our matrix. Like if you've seen the
movie The Matrix
like humans
were the maple syrup farm
Wake up people
they're using us
they're using our blood
for pancakes. What the hell is a
pancake? I don't
know but they love it.
The trees wake up one day
and they're like, wait a second.
A tree waking up
and realizing he's plugged into
a maple syrup farm.
I swear I just saw that cat
go by twice.
Oh, that's a sign, bro.
McFly, McFly, plug that.
I need a chat GBT.
I'm already doing it.
Matrix, but for trees.
Trees matrix.
Plug this to a maple syrup farm.
And one of them is becoming aware of the matrix.
I was already ahead of you.
It's the Matrix movie poster, but it's just all, like, trees.
Wait, explain it again.
No, no, no, no.
ST, don't put it in a creative box.
Sorry, you're familiar with the Matrix, yeah, ST?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know the scene where he wakes up in the server rack?
And it's just a bunch of humans, and he's, like, in this goo.
Oh, yeah
Yeah, you went with maple syrup
Matrix syrup, yeah
All right, I'll get I'll get back with you shortly
I'm interested to see what comes out of it. Yeah, the AI has been great for chillin. What the hell is this space? I
Don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I do like it.
This is great.
I do like it.
Every week.
You mean every Monday, Wednesday, Friday?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't miss a day.
That's right.
Yeah.
8 p.m. Eastern.
No. I think you texted me at 8 p.m.
I had completely forgotten about this space.
You texted me at 8 p.m. You're like about this face. You texted me at 8.10.
You're like, you want to do 9 p.m.?
I'm like, yeah.
I was out to dinner, and it went long.
I was like, dude, we're not going to make 8 p.m. Eastern.
So I texted you 10 after, and the response was sure.
Yeah, bro.
I think SP thought he was blocked from you guys because he was, like,
chilling tonight. And I was like, yeah, I'm sure they'll do it. He's like, why don't do the link?
I'm like, I'm sure he's gonna do it
Yes, he still couldn't see the link after you said yes he DMV like bro, I can't see the link
We get a pro tip like seconds later
Pro tip unless you do like a space like
you know every month it's way better to like and if people are expecting you to do a space it's
actually better to drop the link i have found about 30 minutes to an hour beforehand because
like it pops up on people's feeds and they're like oh sweet yeah i'll tune into that but if
you do it like a day in advance or like six or seven hours in advance and it's something that you do regularly
they'll just like say hey i'll go to that and they'll ignore it because it's like later in the
day but if you do it like right around the uh time it works just way better in my opinion
Fair, in my opinion.
i found out by being lazy
I found out by being lazy.
Hey, listen, I don't know if you guys are aware,
but the path of least resistance for me personally
is actually the proper way to be doing it.
That's what I got from that, PP.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't.
Work smarter, not harder.
ST, how's it going?
Is it loading or is it saying, hey, not sure what you mean?
Good work takes time, bro.
It'll give me like 10 minutes.
I can get it figured out.
Dude, this one with me and agents
is sick. I would love to see the prompt
you fed it for this. Well, you know, it was interesting
what I was going to do. I was going to do a
Fast and the Furious one that said the tariffs
and the Furious.
And it wouldn't prompt it.
I think there's some glitches when it gets to movie posters.
Movie posters are my favorite thing to do.
I did one of Peanut.
I know it's a funny story.
I don't know.
This was probably about 10 years ago.
But Peanut was driving a BMW on a slick road.
And dude turned off traction control and we almost wrecked.
But yeah, made like a movie
poster about that real life incident and it's just i don't know inside jokes are the best movie
posters in chat gpt in my opinion which if you want a rendition of it just go check out my
background on my ex it's definitely oh definitely pretty accurate.
Yes, agents.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just going to come out and say,
abstract's kind of cooking.
Yeah, dude, it's... I don't really have time to play on it like I did when it first came out,
but it is...
Every single time I do, I'm having fun on there.
Dude, I'm earning great
XP just playing
Roach Racing every
day because I actually
like it.
What's the other one?
Rectech?
They've been doing these three-day
tournaments where
it's a different...
I always end up busting out and like losing
everything today's was kind of bunk it was like blackjack but you couldn't hit or or no you
couldn't uh double down or split so i just i haven't tried rectic is that the casino one
no it's it's like uh it's like an on-chain game show so So it's a three-day tournament. I don't know if they're...
I think this week's was the last one,
but it was like, you know,
you play one game over 24 hours
like they had Don't Get Rugged,
where they give you...
I think you start with like $1,000,
and then they have a crash-type game,
and whoever earns the most money
gets top of the leaderboard,
you get points,
and then they have the next day is the second game.
And then third day, another game.
And you're just trying to collect the most points through all three.
So between that, Roach Racing, and doing some meme trading,
I'm getting between like 15,000, 20,000 XP a week.
Just hit gold.
And it does not take a ton of and i watch streams too i always have like a stream a stream up um you know like i watch the the fool's gold stream and
that kind of stuff but i don't know the meme coins are cooking over there dude i don't know
what it is people seem to know how to hold
on abstract remarkable yeah it's insane dude this image
i can't wait dude no i'm gonna post in a second this is freaking perfect holy crap
give me give me like 30 seconds maple syrup revolutions
We should just start treating chillin as like our creative brainstorming session because like that was that was those goals
Thanks for shitting on my parade
I don't know I have to earn my title of the heel.
I got to shit on everything, I guess.
One more time.
Reminder, guys.
Bottom right-hand corner.
Quote, retweet the space with the following.
Come chill.
That's all we ask.
I also want to direct this specifically to the audience.
I see a lot of people down there that I'm not familiar with.
We have a segment on our show usually towards the end uh called the wild card just want to let
you know there may be a lot of penguins up on stage may seem like we all know each other and
we're close but the stage is open to everybody we love people with like two followers and wild thoughts about you know anything we call
them cards bro that's actually really good that's the I was thinking more I
know a lot of the tree being the one you know a bunch of trees in those little
tanks but it's a great image ST McFT. McFly, but I've got to be honest. You missed the mark here.
I want an oak tree.
He wants an oak tree.
I want the maple tree waking up.
Okay, I got it.
Alright, I'll redo it.
I love the enthusiasm for penguins.
No, it's good.
It's really good.
Also, you'd be ear-to-ear smiles in a tub of maple syrup like that, agents.
Let's go.
I would, bro.
I would.
What would you do if you found yourself in a tub of maple syrup agents?
Is it a survival situation?
No, it's a wake up after a night of God knows what.
And you're just in a giant tub of maple syrup.
Honestly, dude, maple syrup's pretty valuable,
so I'd figure out how I could filter it
and maybe, like, turn a tidy profit.
Oh, dude, you could do, like, the bathwater thing
that one chick did, you know?
You just start selling maple syrup.
This is tainted by agents.
Tainted syrup.
Leave the floating chest hairs in there.
Uh-huh.
I'd assume if I were ever to be in a tub of maple syrup,
I would ritualistically cleanse myself of body hair beforehand, Dal.
But I like where your head is at.
You would instantly smell it so you wouldn't know exactly what it was.
Like, there wouldn't be any second.
It was like, oh, dude, like, I'm in a tub of maple syrup.
Dude, I'm not even joking.
Like, there was a news story a couple of years ago about, like,
a maple syrup heist, and these guys stole, like, I don't know,
like 5,000 gallons of maple syrup, and it was the raw.
It was, like, the raw maple syrup. And it was the raw, it was like the raw, it was raw maple syrup.
The good stuff, yeah.
No, no, no, it wasn't refined maple syrup.
It was like the raw maple syrup.
Like I think maple syrup, like tree sap,
you need like five or 10 gallons of tree sap
to make like one half gallon of the actual maple syrup
that goes on your table.
It's wild. They refine it down.
Anyway, these guys stole like a million dollars worth of maple syrup from a refinery.
And they never caught them.
I don't know how you even move that much maple syrup.
Agents Jemima Dow Jones that's wild
that would be my first movie got to go full rebrand and agents Jemima I don't
now that I know it's it's economically viable in New York Who knows I'd love you make a
Edit of agents is penguin as the and Jemima bottle to
You give us team McFly slow down running out of credits over there
He's got unlimited Killing it dude. I don't know how you get by like ST big I do two or three images
And I'll have like a 30 minute timeout and I have the paid version
You you got to give it like two to three minutes in between
Your time, okay, if you do it within less than a minute. Yeah, it's gonna give you a rate limit
Dude everybody stop using grok. We just switch right over to chat GPT now grok. It's good man. But chat GPT
right over to chat GPT now grok's good man that's chat GPT yeah that are just
god-awful no yeah it's it's it was doing better than chat GPT but now chat GPT is
like way better I think I think rock still better for I just I just made a
Trump eating a blue hot dog penguin I put it in the chat no let me see that's
crock though I don't I don't have the paid version of the chat.
What's up, guys, by the way?
Hey, what's up, brother?
That blue hot dog penguin almost looks kind of like a dolphin head there.
It does.
It's so weird.
Big wiener.
Look at the sun.
Big wiener.
Yeah, that was one of my prompts was put big wiener in the house.
That's amazing.
Dude, I love it.
How about Trump basically tariffing an entire island of penguins?
I thought that was the funniest thing.
Nobody lives there but penguins.
You didn't see this, dude?
Hang on.
Polish.
Bullish.
Hang on.
Hang on.
I memed it right away.
I memed it right away.
Agent's story about the maple syrup
ice is legit.
Somebody else told me that story too.
It's totally real. It's fucking nuts.
Look at the pinned tweet I just dropped.
Trump administration has put out a 10% tariff
on the Heard Island
and McDonald's, which has a population
of zero people
and is inhabited by only penguins.
What the hell?
That sounds bullish.
That's bullish.
They should have tariffed us first, I guess.
Lord, brother.
What are they exporting?
Penguin egg?
You know, if you hard-boiled a penguin egg,
it is translucent.
I was going to send a photo.
My 11-year-old daughter brought Homer home,
and it was an entire article about how penguins can fly now
because they gain muscle in their arms.
And she told me that the entire story was a BBC April Fool's joke
at the end of it because I go,
they can fly because she knows how
I am with the pudgies. And she's like,
no, daddy. It was an April Fool's joke.
I'm like, what the fuck?
That's messed up. And I was about
to photo it and send it like, look, penguins
can fly. Nope.
No, I mean, they have
trouble hopping up on two feet of ice.
It's pretty small. They even had imagery on
this thing, and it said BBC on it.
Can't believe anything you read.
Not on the internet. Eek.
Yeah.
Oh, AC, where are you? That's some
interesting sounds.
I'm just taking a walk while
the frogs are coquillating.
Yeah. In VR, there's a lot of frogs.
AC, I gotta ask, are you not Puerto Rican yourself?
Because you said Condado, and now you call them frogs.
He's Indian, bro.
I'm Indian, actually. Both mom and dad are from Kashmir.
But they came to Boston when I was young.
Yeah, they came when they were younger.
So I am Puerto Rican, my mom lives in Carolina, and I will be there shortly.
I'll definitely hit you up.
No freaking way.
I'm actually, dude, I'm so down.
That's hilarious.
Such a small world.
I actually live kind of next to Carolina, like adjacent over.
Yeah, bro, I got good mofongo spots down there.
We'll fucking do it up.
No way.
I'm hyped now.
Dude, I'm so hyped.
That sounds so fun. It's definitely
one of my favorite dishes
is now mofongo. It's a very classic
Puerto Rican dish.
You can make it all sorts of ways.
You gotta call them coquis, because if they hear
you calling them frogs, they'll start spitting on them.
You're right. You're so true.
Coquis. I love it, dude. That's the blessing
of living. A true blessing.
It's so peaceful very grateful
Agents what if I told you like we're already halfway through this show like
Feels like I've been talking about five minutes
St I saw the latest version I think
No, actually I think what agents is saying is he wants an actual tree in the goo.
Like, no penguin, just a tree in the goo.
The tree is waking up.
Got it.
Right, Agents?
I mean, that's where I was at.
That's where my brain was at.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting texted by Big Bird.
I have a favor from the huddle.
When ST's done with another amazing prompt,
can everyone retweet it to say,
please verify this man?
Because it's really all he wants
for all this wonderful AI work he's doing.
I was pressing them in person.
And like I said, I got no shame.
So I don't mind telling all you do the same.
That's the image you want to show them?
I mean, I think Agent Jemima was enough.
That's funny.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, Agent Jemima was all-time great.
P.P., you got to take over.
You got to take over. I got to do something.
I got to do something.
All good, all good.
SC, but yeah, I think he's
I think he's meaning like a tree
waking up in like tree sap.
I got it now.
Okay, I'll try it.
Duff, I need
Duff, I need you to come up. I haven't talked to you
in forever.
Now, what is, what was the uh outcome of the um dashing it ever been back to that barnes and nobles you ran through many many a time really down hoodie up yes sir yeah any uh still waiting
for my gift pp to be honest with you.
I mean, even a penguin sprinting through the bookstore with a couple of brown stains,
I think the lore would speak for itself.
Honestly, AI...
You know, one where he's running and he's got his arms tucked back,
but just a couple of shit stains all over the walls.
I think that would be enough.
An AI rendition of that story actually would be killer, too.
Like I said, I'm really upset you didn't text me about an hour before that.
I would have went right up to the open mic.
No shame.
The best part is I was wearing my shirt with the penguin on the back,
so I would have had to expose my full penguin.
Would have known exactly who you are.
If you didn't know, now you do, right?
I'm not going to lie.
When Saucy and I first walked in there, we were a little sketched out because it was
very casting couch vibes.
I got that vibe too from the very beginning of it.
Beginning of it. I texted Finn. I was like, what are you guys about to do to handsome?
I texted Finn.
I was like, what are you guys about to do to Ansem?
No, it was it was cool like watching in on that stream
I think they did a good job of like spreading stuff out and like having constantly like stuff to do and I know I
Saw Spencer. I think Spencer got a kick out of it too. Just cuz it's a good commercial for vibes, dude
It was a good commercial for vibes, dude
Yeah, they were ripping packs when we were there
Salsa and I were there probably until about 1.30 in the morning
And then we headed home
I couldn't make it back the next day
I shot right up to the mountains to do the old switch from winter to spring
But I didn't know Kevin showed up
You guys stayed up that late though?
Yeah, I know, bro
I was going in the back chugging Red Bulls and beers
Nice stayed up that late though yeah i know bro i was doing in the back chugging red bulls and beers nice uh st on this on this original um image of the penguin in the goop with all the stuff
all over it like what was can you read that exact prompt i just want to like i want to see like
how chat gpt's brain worked on that image yeah so what I first did was I attached an image of Agent's PFP,
and then I also attached a reference image of that scene from The Matrix.
And then I said, I want to create a scene where a penguin is sitting in a futuristic pod
that is filled with maple syrup.
The scene should be in smooth 3D.
The penguin attached in the first image will be the one sitting in the pod filled with maple syrup.
He will also have these black hoses sticking out of his body as he grabs them and yells manically.
The environment of the room is a bunch of other futuristic pods filled with maple syrup.
Make sure in the design that the penguin is covered in maple syrup but also recognizable.
Bro.
Agents might be coming to my house soon,
and I do have a tub.
If you want to recreate this for real agents,
I got you.
I don't mind pissing all that money off.
I ain't doing anything.
Nah.
Don't make me reconsider coming to your house.
It puts a maple on the skin.
No, far back.
For maple syrup.
No, sir.
Fill the pit with maple syrup
and take a dive for the people, agents.
You still have your animal pit, agents?
What's going on over there?
Say it one more time.
Your animal pit?
Oh, that's the first time I've heard.
I've heard of it called the pit.
I've never called it the animal pit, though, agents.
It's not an animal pit.
What are you on about?
Don't you have skunks back there and stuff too?
There's one rabid skunk.
Okay, thank you. I remember.
I don't know what I remember.
I forgot about it.
There's a lot more lobster shells. I don't call it the lobster pit.
Exactly. It's animals
in general.
You throw one rabid
skunk into the pit.
I might be the only one that remembers this.
Listen, that was...
So, how's the animal pit going?
That was tough, man. You never had to put down a rabid
animal. It's tough. It takes something
out of you. And then you have to dispose of its
body on a snow shovel and catapult
it into a pit. Plus, it's a skunk, so it
already stinks. Yeah, it was horrible.
Dan, we were talking about tariffs
on Canada earlier and we know you're Canadian
so like other than maple
syrup like what goods are we getting
from Canada that
like could be affected by this? We were trying
to figure it out.
Impulse. There's a few things
I forget what it was called. I think it's a
peat. some farming related things
we're pretty nobody burns in this country that's not coming here no it's not pete it's like
something like that i'm i'm just gonna sound miseducated i don't know dude tariff everything
but penguins bro that's all that matters no he actually did tariff penguins. I don't know if you saw that. Wait, what? There's a...
I pinned it to the top.
It's a...
He tariffed a 10% tariff
on the Heard Island in McDonald,
which has a population of zero people
and is inhabited only by penguins.
You didn't see this?
Nah, dude.
Yeah, I'm calling into work, bro.
I gotta riot.
I gotta get some signs made up, some strike signs.
This is bullshit.
We just had this political play in Canada where this part-time...
It's basically like a fill-in teacher that doesn't know any of the class's name and shit.
Yeah, it's called a substitute. Yeah substitute teachers in in the class right now so we're
watching movies and like basically just chilling and he's like you know what this tax thing that
i was a part of on the back end it's dumb let's not do it anymore so everyone's all like clouded
and like gas is cheaper man it's awesome and everything else is
just like burning around them um so tariffs do kind of suck i don't think that's entirely a part
of my point about substitute teacher but bro fuck tariffs um we should be able to chug maple syrup
and go into the Maple Matrix with agents.
We shouldn't have to pay a premium for this to be able to do frivolous things with maple syrup.
You heard the Maple Matrix story?
Oh, I came in on the tail end.
I'm like, that's an album cover waiting to happen, dude. Actually, that'd be like the album insert.
Back in the day when you had like the CD pamphlet thing
and you'd like flip through it and there'd be like extra lore to the artist
or the band that you were effing with.
That's what I would put in my insert.
Agents like struggling in the Matrix, Maple Syrup Pit.
You look back at like the late 90s, early 2000s, like album covers.
A lot of them look like they
were like made by ai you think about it and super like badass characters and like yeah you're
actually right i was watching a quick snip of some dude uh buying banties like metallic old
banties for super top dollars like private sale but he was a collector, and they all look like
you said, like some AI gen shit nowadays.
Actually, I have a, dude, I know a lot about album covers, like almost too much.
Hang on, let me pull this up.
I'll pit it to the top.
I'll pin it to the top.
What is that album cover called?
Anyway, go ahead, Dale.
I'll pull it up.
How are they going to tariff hockey?
My first question.
And then my second question is,
Chevy trucks are assembled in Canada.
How does that work?
If you're going to assemble something there and then bring it back,
what the fuck is that?
Yeah, I don't know how that works.
I used to work in automotive.
I'm glad I don't anymore because I'd be super wrapped up in this shit.
But you could be like the B-rabbit of Canada if you did.
Dude, I used to.
That was literally like it's crazy because I used to live that life.
If you've seen 8 Mile, you've basically seen what I used to do for work,
just like feeding. It's going to sound crazy. It's 30 degrees cold. All right, I found it.
Yeah, that too. Although Michigan's not far from me, so. I almost brought up Limp Bizkit's
Chocolate Starfish album cover just because it's so bad but it reminded me are you guys familiar
dal you may know this metallica's load album love it that's one of their best albums isn't
that the cover album yeah you know you know what the picture is isn't it semen and blood
yeah it makes together uh smash between plexiglass supreme actually used that graphic On like a bunch of shit and that's I think
Is some of the more expensive Supreme stuff
Is it a photo or is it like
No it's a picture
Hold on hold on I told you to handle it
What am I coming back in this conversation
We're putting you in a pool of semen and blood agents
It's expensive don't worry about it
He's like hey can you
Can you maintain the show for a few minutes
And he's like it comes back he's like Yeah it's just semen the show for a few minutes? And he's like, he comes back.
He's like, yeah, it's just semen and blood.
What is going on in here, guys?
Just another good Friday night.
Metallica's Load.
It's Wednesday.
P.P., do you remember the Sublime album where they had the song in Spanish
and halfway through the lyrics, it just said Learn Spanish?
I do not remember.
So they used to put all the lyrics in the album cover
and halfway through caress me down it just says learn Spanish and they stopped
translating it for you oh it's incredible I just want to publicly out
someone that clearly wasn't able to handle the blood and semen conversation saw dup in here
good oh yeah he dipped dude i just wanted to pop i saw an account like flip off the screen i'm like
who was that it was dup he couldn't handle it so i just you know put that on wax uh for the record
one other thing on this subject before we likely move along because agents is back so we're gonna
like clean it up a little i've always wanted to start a heavy metal band.
I used to be like hella emo back in the day.
Big heavy metal shredder.
And I have a band name in like basically geared, ready to go.
So if anybody wants to collect a band, mate, me, a front lead singer to create.
I'm a drummer.
That helps at all.
Well, it does help. We're going to need one maybe even go maybe even two because it's heavy metal we're gonna need two
drummers with double kick um let me just get straight to the point we're gonna call it paint
the porcelain red if you can put it together you get it but i've always wanted that's like
trademarked i've basically mentally
trademarked it.
I haven't actually gone about it, but paint the porcelain red.
It's fucking crazy, dude.
It's a banger name, and then when you think about it, you're like, ooh, that's fucking
brutal.
People can call us TPR.
Yeah.
What?
Like STP?
Like TPR?
Yeah.
Paint porcelain, oh, PPR. Paint. Paint Porcelain Red. Oh, PPR.
Paint Porcelain Red.
Yeah.
Yeah, PPR.
PPR.
Or you gotta have something catchy.
So I...
Crones or like some other like stomach related...
Yeah, like be like some short form...
Yeah.
I pinned it to the top, but ST, like honestly, speaking of album art, that would be sick album art.
It's just like a maple leaf coming out of a matrix-style pod.
That's sick.
Does that one make more sense?
Yeah, that's sick.
Dude, that's how Canadians are born, not in the Arctic territories.
That's actually the well that Canadians are either born from or baptized into.
The Canadian C-section, you can you can call it yeah the Canadians are actually
just in their own matrix and it's just like when they wake up that's what they are is just
maple trees and maple syrup
oh Terrence Phillip all I think about is South Park the The Royal Pudding. Oh my god, there's
so many. The lore is so deep
with South Park.
Anyone who hasn't seen the Royal Canadian Wedding episode
definitely needs to take 30 minutes
out of their life and do that, because it is fucking gold.
OG South Park
is where it's at, man.
I just want to know, at what age do the Canadians'
head start to flap?
At birth, dude. You haven't seen South Park?
Ike gets born, and he's like that.
Right when they stop him, he's got that.
Ike's brisk, baby.
Yeah, it's actually a common thing nowadays.
A lot of guys are going out to Turkey to try and get that fixed up as soon as they can,
paying the low fees or getting a good price on the operation to try and get that hinge closed up real quick.
a good price on the operation to try and get
that hinge closed up real quick.
I personally don't got the fundages
nor the health
coverage to make that happen.
So when you do meet me IRL, I will
be flapping. I am going to
keep going crazy.
ST, here's another AI
project for you. Can you put
Dan's penguin and AI
and make it kind of Terrence and
Philippi? But it's like rapping. Doing what? Dan's penguin and AI make it kind of Terrence and Phillipy
But it's like rapping doing what
You know the characters Terrence and Phillip from South Park. Yeah
Can you make Dan's penguin look like that but it's like rapping but it looks got the Terrence and Phillip
Flappy head going on. Yeah, I'll see what I can do
Remember the episode where they get the girlfriends that queef and they're like absolutely thoroughly disgusted? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, and they're like so
Disgusted and like all they do is fart all the time
Those are like the best two characters
Do you remember South Park the game on in 64 I played it like two weeks ago, dude
the game on the n64 remember that i played it like two weeks ago dude
do you still have your n64 and all those games that you had no i see jonah listen so he'll like
this i have this i have a it's called odin 2 it's like a handheld android device and it plays
literally every single old system on it uh so like i, I have, like, the entire N64 collection,
PS2, PS1.
Like, it'll even play, like, Wii games.
But South Park's one that I will occasionally go back to.
It's actually better on PlayStation, in my opinion, than the N64.
But there's, yeah, you could peel them a snowball
and make the snowball yellow
and make it, like, a little bit more powerful than a normal snowball.
Great game.
Man, that brings back so many memories.
Zach, what the heck are you talking
about peeing on snowballs now?
South Park,
the first person shooter that was on
N64 on PlayStation.
Oh, gotcha.
ST is working on making Dan
Terrence and Phillip style
graphic of his penguin.
Do you know the penguin number?
Oh, fuck. I'm going to help myself.
It's not a...
Get him off the stage.
That's cool. I'll search.
I'll search by the traits.
I got it tatted on the inner ring of my anus,
so it's hard to actually check.
It's hard to actually reference, bro.
It was a bad spot when I think about it.
Hop on abstract and spread them.
We'll get the number for you, buddy.
I did not have to pay extra for it.
Tattoo Ivers wasn't really down.
Jesus.
Hey, agency, next time we do chillin', I'm going to take like a 20 minute hiatus and just let you roll with
it if that's okay yeah provided your 20 minute hiatus is working you know not like i'm going
going out there and having a plate of pancakes with some maple syrup you know go ahead dance
i'm out here working for us guys dude i just wanted to ask selfishly if I could pin something to the top.
I've literally been slaving hundreds of hours on this Bitcoin fiction podcast with a buddy.
ST McFly actually gave me some feedback on some cover art and shit.
A couple other penguins have tapped in, give me some intel.
I just wanted to post up the trailer, dude.
See if anybody's interested.
Let's see.
Yeah.
Go for it. Pin it. for it pin it let's go dude
sounds very niche because it is um me and an irl business partner like been just looking at like
bitcoining and crypto and onboarding and recognizing that we're all just doing it in such a not wrong
way penguins i think have a a great edge but it's always through like tech talk
and all this bullshit no one cares about and realistically penguins know this and i tried to
kind of use this mentality with my homie to look at like bitcoin and i was like bro we need to
use that penguin culture angle and try and use story and like music and all this extra culture shit to move the needle
instead of trying to like shake your fist at people and be like you're a fucking idiot because
you don't you know invest in bitcoin or you know have pudgy penguins or whatever your your mo is
i think the real like needle driver is like content culture and making it cool before maybe even people understand what the
fuck it is so that's the mo dude i just retweeted it too uh i can't watch it because it's like i
can't hear it because i'm on the space but i'll watch it in a bit much appreciation and a retwizzle
that's wow it's not even penguin related although i I am a penguin, so I do appreciate that, PeePee.
Dude, that's...
It might be a dangerous retweet, PeePee.
I'm listening to it.
I don't care.
Have you seen the stuff I've retweeted?
He's saying a lot of things about the Crusades.
Damn, what is this?
What?
The Crus...
PeePee, you just said, like, I agree with this.
Let me repost it that's dangerous
yeah yeah i don't care bro bro there's some such shit in it bro actually
damn what the hell is the uss liberty why are you putting
bro i was gonna say what was homie's name from last night he's actually the main co-creator
uh cakes yeah dude no not cakes, dude.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to make you even more worried about what's behind this wall.
Yeah, Luke,
which was five characters all at once.
I'm surprised Luke isn't here tonight.
I was on a space
with him this morning,
and I was kind of...
I felt bad, because it was like,
it was,
we're kind of like talking about the SEC ETF and everything like that.
And it was like a serious conversation and people were very friendly to each
other.
And I just start shitting on Luke.
And they're like,
I was like,
let me,
let me stop myself right here.
Like,
I want to apologize to Luke because he comes on our
chilling show and we have this
tradition of just like, you know,
the homies
hanging out and just shitting on each other.
Luke's actually
amazing. Go ahead, agent.
I have a meme video idea for you.
You ever see Pocahontas?
Have I ever seen Pocahontas?
Dude, I will run through the house singing just around the river, Ben, brother.
Okay, you know the scene, the song, they're animals, they're animals, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
And he throws all the muskets in the air and everybody catches them.
Yes.
You need that to be penguins throwing rogs into the air for other penguins to catch.
I'm trying to envision what you got in mind.
Did you just watch Pocahontas today, agents?
No, we're going to war over these tariffs on the penguins.
I don't know why you guys, everyone's here laughing.
Oh, they put 10% on an island with no people and just paying when you should be upset.
You should be upset, guys.
I'm upset.
Those are our brothers and sisters.
Imagine being in a country that actually imports something and you're getting like 40 percent
and then this island that doesn't do shit's getting 10 what he doesn't do shit they're
penguins bro i'm sure they do a lot but also don't deserve any tariffs i don't know you guys
should be more upset i'm maybe i'm the only guy who's just not pretending to like penguins,
but, you know, I see some penguins.
It's not animals.
It's savages, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Savages.
Yeah, I was trying to think.
Yeah.
Okay, I know what you're talking about.
All right, I think we may have our wild card of the day.
Let's set it up.
Penguin.
Hello, penguin.
I'm Dan's imagery.
Hello. penguin hello
representing nfts and blockchains
oh yeah what's yours so i have a cryptocurrency developer that made this token for me on the MultiverseX blockchain.
It's called XPengu, but I know it's relevant pretty much every other blockchain around. So come by.
Allow me to refer you if you're not already familiar with MultiverseX.
I have a referral link, or you can choose to join on your own.
Just use the little code
so I get some credit for
inviting people.
Real quick,
Penguin.
How would you eat
a little pudgy if you had to eat a little pudgy?
Sorry.
My artist...
I didn't make it it i'm just his voice
so you didn't i mean hopefully your friend is the developer no harm yeah yeah yeah yeah lives in
romania yeah okay and you're great at boxing Because you're ducking and weaving the question here How would you eat a little pudgy
If you were in a survival situation
With access to a full commercial kitchen
How would you prepare and eat a little pudgy
For consumption
That's the question
Well, for starters
Let's start with Gordon Ramsay
He better be in a five-star restaurant You know That's the question. Well, for starters, let's start with Gordon Ramsay.
He better be in a five-star restaurant.
You know?
It's a commercial kitchen, but it's a survival situation.
Gordon Ramsay's Hell Kitchen.
Right?
How would you do it?
I don't know.
I'd have to go to culinary school.
I don't know. They have all disgusting races like a class. I love Savages, savages, strangle across shore They're not like you and me, which means they must be evil
We must sound the grumble of war
There's savages, savages, the prairie rich in devils
Now we sound the grumble of war
This is what we feared, the pale face is a demon. The only thing they feel at all is greed.
We meet that milky high. There's emptiness inside. I wonder if they even bleed.
There's savages, savages, barely even humans.
Killers at the core.
What a song is this.
Which means it can't be just dead.
We must sound the drums of porn.
Let us sound the drums of porn.
Let us be dealing with this one.
Let us sound the drums of porn.
Don't kill us, you men.
Let us sound the drums of porn.
Now it's up to you, men.
Let us sound the drums of porn.
Let us sound the drums of porn. Now it's up to you, man! Saturday, Saturday, Merry Christmas!
