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Crypto, coffee & cannabis
Recorded: Feb. 19, 2026 Duration: 2:34:30Space Recording
Short Summary
Crypto enthusiasts are buzzing about the latest trends in the market, with discussions on volatility, growth strategies, and upcoming token launches. Participants are exploring innovative fundraising methods and the importance of community partnerships in driving success in the DeFi space.
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I'm Tramsky, I got five hoes, I'm pushing Pinsky.
Tramsky.
I need a jet ski just for my pinky.
Tramsky.
My black girl sniffed my neck color whiskey.
Tram.
My white girl gave me a Minashe shit like Nicki.
Tramsky.
I got big camo on my blicky.
Tramsky.
I just moved the hoe, played the icky vicky.
Tram.
I just touched the kitty, it was sticky.
Icky. I came in the mouth she tryna kiss me
Yucky you a hoe can't be no cuddle buddy bubbly all my cuffs are looking extra muddy
Tommy beat me up and put me in your tummy lucky if you give me your life that shit be sunny
Remember when I used to be looking bummy got up off my ass I couldn't go out like no dummy
Now my pockets looking sloppy and my dime is looking runny
Hop back on the jet, you know I'm heading to the money
Yo, I'm Tramski
I got five hoes, I'm pushing Pimsky
Tramski
I need a jet ski just for my pinky
Tramski
My black girl sniffed my neck, a little whiskey
Tram
My white girl gave me a man, now she's shaped like Nikki
Tramski
I got big camo on my blicky
Trimski
I just moved the whole plate of icky bicky
Trim
I just touched the kitty, it was sticky
I came in the mouth, she tryna kiss me
I can't go out bad, these nigga trollin'
I told her, come and rap, she can't control me
I come and rainbow diamonds in my road
Three million hit today day that's for Joey
they come and pull this car with you yeah I fought four times today my nigga on
both yeah I love living this shit they don't get old so idiot make her type but keep it low
she askin if I love her that rhetorical I passed it ho to bro cause that's the broke hoe I'm no longer clinical to a broke hoe
I'm going to Paris in front of my nose hoe
I checked the bank account, I seen a 90, yeah
I seen a picture, your ex a nigga tiny, yeah
They stabbed him, put his head in a potty, yeah
Wipe his n***a, clean that boy was 90, yeah
I got five hoes, I'm pushing Pimski
I need a jet ski just for my pinky
My black girl sniffed my neck, a little whiskey
My white girl gave me a monocle, she's like Nikki
I got big camo on my blicky
I just moved the whole place
Take you too far
Keep no sleep, stretch a hundred to millions a week One. I got a sucker to grow I gave you the plans and brands and all the jewels and really all you do is flop
Geek never sleep, stretch 102 millions in weeks
Got her running and ride it for me, where it's sunny we gotta retreat
Straight from London, she out in the east, let her shop and she keep the receipts
Don't you tell them you got it for me, after this I'ma need therapy
I've been building up my legacy, hundreds of hundreds no foes
I've been up so far somewhere, stuck at the top, and there's nowhere to go.
Bitch, bitch, I'm from the street.
They remember me, little Dominique.
I'm a dog, won't deny it at all.
Not for real, keep your bitch on the leash.
Why you trying to compete with me?
No, you can't see me.
I go the hardest, and then I press repeat.
Give a head start, and they still ain't going to beat me.
But there's some shit that they can't go on TV.
Pull up inside a mechanic like the beat.
I took a half of a E, now I'm beatin'.
Put her on camera, I'm never gon' leak it
Keep that shit classy, you see me don't speak to me
Get her away from me, that's what she need
Did he switch the Mercedes, sign out for a Boris B
I pay him all that lil' fee, it don't bother me
I'm all on top of this shit cause I gotta be
Keep never sleep, stretch 102 millions in weeks
Gotta run and then ride it for me
We're sunny, we gotta retreat
Straight from London, she out in the east
Let her shop and she keep the receipts
Don't you tell him you got it for me After this I'ma need therapy I've been building in my legacy
hundreds of hundreds of four I've been up so far somewhere stuck at the top and there's nowhere to go
got two rings and they 40 apiece gotta ride with a 40 at least you invited she leaving with me what
you pushing those levels to pee I came out the soil I got mud on my cleats ever since running up I got
my money up
I keep up three of my bitches on fleek
Always stay geeked if I ran into vampires
They would get high off the shit that I bleed
If a producer don't take off his tag, I'll do it myself and I'll remake the beat
When I go shopping, I'm spinning the bag
It touch the floor when I hold up the receipt
I been going ghost on my doors, I'm on suicide
Looking in the mirror like I really am that guy
Fit with my gang, I don't really like suicide
Hop off a jet to a check on a red eye Roll up a split, mix a grapple with dead guys
People still hating and I still don't know why
Four pockets, four put a molly in a cacti
He never sleep, stretch 102 millions in weeks
Gotta run it and ride it for me
GM in the motherfucking AM, retweet the space, baby
Balenci, two sides on my toes
They know me
Cody
Make a toast
Got Rocky
So that brings up my fist up. I just suck my dick. What she get kicked up and kick
Oh, I ain't coming that bitch. No, that ain't on my agenda
Met that bitch in LA, but I fucked her in Atlanta
30 points in my chain, going fast in my own lane
Like Donna, I drip insane, make a smart girl give me brain
Let the perky's kill my pain, break a hundred dollar, keep the change
Not a good story, know my name, hottest brown boy in the game
Got to change my diamonds glistening, VB's hit like this thing
I just wanna fuck no kissing
Pads and bitches can't kiss kings
No cash, right, she's just pockets on ting-ting
Might've fucked that bitch, but she ain't my ting-ting
Left a bitch, sneak a snap, got a boyfriend, know she with me
Say I look like a snack, diamonds on baseball, bad they hitting
No cash, right, she's just pockets on ting-ting
Might've fucked that that bitch but she
ain't my ting ting i'm tt rolling off the dope bad bitch freaky got a bitch by her throat ice my
pinky ap flooded i need a vote get shot like ricky taking the brown boy for a joke fuchi stripes
out on me cost me eighty for one sock first time I tried to look it lost my real pin side the pot
C12 and I always book it had a dream I was in a cell
Pay 80 racks and book me you know all my tickets gon' sell
Balenci
Two sides on my two they know me
Everywhere I go Cody
Double cup make a toast, got Rocky
Getting back, it's coast to coast
My diamonds glistening, VV's hit like this, bing
I just wanna fuck no kissing
Peasant bitches can't kiss kings
No cash register, pockets on changing
Might have fucked that bitch, but she ain't my team team
Let the bitch sneak a snap
Got a boyfriend, know what she with me.
Say I look like a snack.
That was all baseball batty hitting.
No cash register, pockets on changing.
Why the fuck that bitch, but she ain't my team team.
GM, GM,m in the am to everybody pulling up for crypto coffee and cannabis baby i got my thc ready um drinking a little bit of uh red bull this, this morning for everybody. I'm smoking on some THC.
I got my crypto here.
I got the homies here in the building.
Shout out to D.
Excuse me, shout out to D.
Shout out to PowerDeFi, OBZ, Gage, Precise, Mikey, Sass.
Blue in the building.
All the homies pulling up.
I'm excited.
Markets are capitulating right now
it's time to buy more it's time to add i've taken the time to do a little bit of uh degenning
in the night and i had a good night in the casino so i'm excited to dive into web 3 with everybody
here and just vibe out here are some amazing stories here's some
amazing breakthroughs let's say what's up and gmgm to my boy mike mass adoption mike what's popping
brother grand rising man good to have you up here wonderful thursday bro how you doing
i'm blessed brother uh good morning to you good afternoon good morning to everyone else
or good night to you um i'm doing great bro just checking the charts a little bit looks like uh we're playing staying
pretty stagnant uh fearing greeds at 11 not that it fucking matters but uh i always seem to look
at it and uh yeah i'm here to just dca again i see we're right on the day for bitcoin so
we'll see where we'll go
usually a lot of little bit of volatility around here in the morning but uh other than that brother
how was your day and how's the how's the new whip how's the new uh the wheels brother you
i'm gassed right now bro i'm excited it's all blacked out i picked up the bike picked up a new n max today 155 cc
i was thinking about maybe going 350 but it was just a little bit too pricey and uh i spoke to
mike offline before buying the bike i'm like mike i'm gonna go buy it he's like dude he's like you
sure you want to spend two weeks on a bike i'm like yeah bro i need this
shit and it is fucking sweet so that's one of the better investments and sometimes you got to treat
yourself man sometimes you got to buy a few things that are going to help you be mobile and help you
make some more money and i think that it was a good investment for myself. But my day's going great. I got some new weed as well, too.
I picked up 40 grams of some ice cream cake, some runts.
I got some King's Kush.
I got a whole bunch of different strains right now.
So I'm going to roll some stuff up.
I'm going to vibe out.
I got a new helmet.
So I'm looking all safe and all snazzy and all snug.
But yeah, man, man markets are gonna do what
they're gonna do and if you can afford to buy without you know having to need the money
immediately i think it's a great time to invest you know that's it what's up to my og precise p
i just got a new set of wheels og the n max N-Max. What's poppin', brother? How you doing? GM in the AM. Doodle-rific Thursday.
GM to the PM, doodle. GM to the PM, baby. Congratulations on the new wheels.
I'm looking at a 750 Gixxer this summer, or a Double R1000, baby. We're getting off to 650 this year.
Or double R1000, baby.
We're getting off to 650 this year.
And I really want the double R1000.
But, you know, pricing and everything is important.
And don't do what I did, guys.
Don't find out you're getting six grand for taxes and go put five in to Bitcoin and then need to take it out.
Need to take $100 out for gas.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't do that.
I lost all types of waste. Don't do that. I lost all types of weights.
Don't do that.
It's just not my point.
But we're sitting pretty.
We're sitting pretty, doodle.
Dude, I'm sitting pretty as well, too.
And if I got somebody on the back, they're going to be riding in style, baby.
They gave me another helmet.
They're like, oh, pick another helmet.
I'm like, all right.
The thing got Bluetooth in it so you can at least bump and ride at the same time
Bluetooth helmet
he said damn
why didn't I call for sites
I called fucking Mike
I'm the guy that brings the Suno
and just bumps the Suno
and people are like
what the fuck is going on
dude I'm a guy that just doesn't give a fuck bro
I called Dr. Soli
I'm like Soli I'm starting the space
he's like yo I'm getting a tattoo
I'm like what
I'm like motherfucker
is he still there with you?
Dude, he's not with me, but he's here.
He kicked him out.
He kicked Dr. So I have.
I did not kick him out.
The boy's running loose in Thailand.
Ah, he let him.
You brought him a sewing stick one night.
He's getting turned out.
He's in Thailand, my man.
I've been telling him i'm like
yo man there's a few really cool um artists and tattoo shops that i know maybe you want to get a
tattoo seeing that you have you know quite a few of them he's got quite a few only being 21 he's
like nah i'm good brother i'm gonna save my money i'm all right you know i don't want to force
somebody to put something on their body forever. So I was like, all right, cool.
Motherfucker meets a friend.
His friend's like, we should get tattoos.
So next thing Sully's doing, yo, yo, come over, man.
I just got the whip.
Yeah, man, I'm getting a tattoo right now, man.
I'll come over after.
I'm like, motherfucker.
So, yeah, man, he's somewhere in Pattaya getting a tattoo,
but he'll be on the space in a while, precise.
Dude, don't you have quite a few tattoos?
Yeah, I'm tatted up.
I got a half a sleeve on the left arm, my bicep,
and then my entire chest is done.
And this year, the back will be getting done.
I'm going to have a – it's very meaningful when you think about it.
But it's not in the religious sense that I'm going to say, right?
So I want Jesus in a suit, tie, sophisticated angel.
And I want the devil, suit and tie, sophisticated demon.
One sitting on clouds.
One sitting on a brimstone as a chair.
In the middle of them is a chessboard with two kings on the
chessboard stalemate
across my back so I'm trying to
get that done this year I got an artist that already
put it together for me yeah
I'm gonna tatted the fuck up
tatted up like a vato baby
dude the only tat I'm getting
is when I make a million dollars in bitcoin
and it's gonna be the bitcoin logo on my middle finger as a big fuck you to
everyone that doubted baby and that's it that's how i'm gonna rock
oh you got a tattoo i'm like yeah can you read it i'm gonna match one bro
let's go mike let's do it baby you might even be getting it
before me man but i'll get a tramp stamp as it
i'll put it right as it right on the lower back.
Yo, somebody's got to do that with our doodogenic spares.
Dude, we have somebody that, we have a few people that got some doodogenic tattoos on their body.
So, super grateful for that.
Super appreciative.
Shout out to Phoenixoenix king of hearts
falcon all the homies pulling up what up v what up duke what up to the gang baby we're rocking
we're popping we got power d5 mr eli it's a thursday what is rocking what is popping big
homie good to see you up in the super spaces how you doing bro top of the morning top of the morning
dude oh what's up besides what's up sasco everybody up in here mike um man you know your boy man you
know always iron out man starting the day early early man but um yeah just tapping in congrats
on the new whip man and um like you said man it's always good to treat yourself when you're out here grinding.
You know what I mean?
And making big moves.
So, yeah, man, I'm just tapping in.
Top of the morning.
Crypto, coffee, cannabis.
What the hell is going on, dude?
Dude, markets are sliding.
And I'm like, am I going to hold ETH?
I'm like, fuck, no.
I'm getting a bike. Dude, I'm gliding right now, bro. This thing doesn't even fucking it doesn't even roll. It just glides, bro. This shit fucking feels like I'm flying on air, bro.
It's like I'm on a magic carpet. You know, Omaha did it good. But no, everything's blessed, brother.
Everything's blessed. And I'm excited to see where crypto
ends up you know in the next few weeks i think that it could be maybe a few months before we see
a real breakthrough and and some volume and some momentum that's just my personal take but i've
heard people say on the timeline and publicly in spaces that we should be at like 20 25 000 and you know it's hard for me not to comment
but that's like beyond the worst case scenario you know i just i can't see bitcoin retracing like
three cycles almost going back to those prices so i just continue to be active you know grinding on the timeline grinding with the app
buying when i can and not trying to over leverage myself or buy too much at one point but everything's
blessed man everything's blessed bro how you been brother what's the move we're going into the
weekend soon i think donald trump said that we could see strikes as early as Friday, some big strikes with Iran.
And that kind of scares me. So I'm just sitting pretty right now.
I bought in the 70s. I bought at 65. It went back down to 65 last night, 63 around like 3 p.m.
EST. I was sleeping, but i definitely had my phone blowing up so i'm still looking
at notifications bro i'm fingering it on the pulse you know but i'm being being very mindful
of what i'm buying right now because i don't need depreciating uh bags i could just buy
the bottoms and hopefully get a little bit bigger of a position no that's what's up man and we all should be doing that
i mean you know it's a great opportunity i mean even myself to even see bitcoin back down at
where it's at right now um you know so yeah i wouldn't be surprised if we see the 50s
um again you know we all came in in different entry points so but yeah dude you remember when
you were going to i think it was or you you were gonna go to salt lake city and something happened
bitcoin prices were around 52 000 bro i can't see us going back not one summer, but two summers.
No, I agree, brother. I agree.
And for me, man, it's just, you know, when those opportunities come,
you know, I'm just going to take advantage.
Like you said, just, you know, put my dry potters in tokens
that, you know, we're convicted on and, you know,
make some gains when the time comes.
So, yeah, man.
Like I said, I'm not even worried about the market.
Continue building.
Tapping in with the real ones.
And, yeah, just be, you know,
not the exit liquidity,
but, you know, always being on the forefront and everything.
So, but yeah, man.
Tapping in.
Back to you, Doodle.
Legend, guys, go and follow all these amazing people up on the speaker panel.
Let's say what's up to Cyber Jake.
Jake, what's rocking?
What's popping?
Doodle-rific Thursday.
How you feeling, big dog?
GM, GM, Doodle.
I'm having a day. What about you? i just bought a new fucking bike bro i'm
fucking hype right now baby like what am i doing with this extra eth sitting here at 2000 like
i'm gonna take a little bit of this swap some out get myself some wheels so got some wheels i got
40 grams of weed today i I'm chilling, baby.
I'm chilling, looking at the market, looking for some opportunities.
But just being patient.
How are you feeling, Jake?
I'm just petting my dog right now.
And, you know, I'm just going to say something.
Buy more crypto.
My bags are down right now.
I'm going to buy more. That's all I right now i'm gonna buy more that's all i gotta say send it higher he's looking at the portfolio he's looking at his dog he's like come over here man
you need a fucking pet you need a petting uh you've been a you've been a good dog get over here
the dog looked at him and said, Jake, you need a pet.
The dog looked at the charts and said,
65 still? Yeah, come here,
Jake. Let me give you a hug.
No, he's like, let me give you a lick. Get over here, Jake.
Yeah, give me a lick.
Let me see your big face,
Jake. Get over here.
He's like a fucking wet vac.ake has a nice dog though i've seen it on his uh
i've seen it actually on his tiktok
jake what are you rolling up today man you got any weed
my dealer said he's all up, man. I need some.
What kind of dealer is that?
Sorry, my girlfriend's complaining about the house that I purchased for us.
She's telling me the paint looks like shit and everything's crooked.
Sorry.
Tell her to get a measuring tape, a paintbrush, and a hammering nail to fix it.
See, that's a real man response.
I'll say something.
Probably you'll lose your girlfriend, so I'm just going to mute myself. See, that's a real man response. I'll say something probably.
You'll lose your girlfriend, so I'm just going to mute myself.
No, I just told her I know it looks like shit.
There you go.
I'm like, well, if you were such a frigging genius,
you would have came up with the down payment for the house, honey.
Honey, I'm not an interior designer. I'm just a working class man i got a mortgage honey i got
i got bills to pay i can't worry about the fucking paint you kidding me
fuck the mortgage it's the taxes off for me bro fuck the taxes
dude the funniest thing ever bro i bought the bike today, Jake. I'm like, oh, shit. I hope they don't ask me for
my license. They're like, all right, you're good to go. I'm like, really? Usually you buy a car.
They need, you know, license registration to do a plate. They gave me a whole plate. I'm like,
I don't even have a fucking, I don't even have a license yet. Oh, they're like, ah, don't even
worry about that. In three months months you can get a license come
back to see us we'll have a new plate for you i'm like yo this is like the mafia like make sure your
payments are on the 10th i'm like all right no problem i'm gone i'm gone they're never seeing
me what do you do when you leave doodle what do you do when you leave? Do you flip it? I'm not leaving. You're there forever?
I'm here forever, bro.
Oh, you better start learning Thai and get a...
I need to learn Thai if I want to be a permanent residency.
So, yeah, man, I have to.
I was thinking about going to fucking Sunday class on fucking Sunday,
like a good little boy, like a good little doodle.
Like a golden doodle, a like a golden doodle actually
a golden doogle they're called not doodles doogle something like that or maybe doodle I don't know
not a dog guy too much
yo it's so bad right now it says that the average cost of a car is 50 000 now for a brand new car
do a truck in america do a truck bro dude if you're a strong man you want a truck bro a truck
is like 100 g's the cheapest truck is like 50 g's and you know what kind of truck you're gonna get
a ford ranger bro do you know what you can fit in a bed of a Ford Ranger? You can't even fit in a motorcycle
You can't even fit an obese chick in the bed of your Ford Ranger, bro
You blow the struts right out
Yeah, well, I won't have enough power training
Or you can just go to an auction Like me and buy an old dually
From the rangers
Dude
And how much work that thing needs
Yeah
It's a truck
What do you mean how much work does it need
It's a dually
That don't mean nothing
You act like
It does mean something
I didn't buy the truck for it to look good.
I bought the truck because it fucking works.
Listen, I'm saying this, right?
Cars in 2026
are just not the same
things they were in the 90s.
Yeah,
why do you think I bought an old Dually
from an auction, Precise? Because I can
open that shit up and replace anything under
the hood in like five and a half minutes.
That is true.
You get 25 or 35?
I got a 3500 Magnum.
Jake, give me that.
V8 Magnum Dually.
Dog Ram.
Oh, shit.
What year?
What year?
It's a 1996.
Oh, that's...
No, no.
It's from the 90s.
That's solid.
My boy had a 2020 Dodge Ram Dually, bro.
3,500.
This thing needed so much fucking work.
The truck was like 160K, bro.
He could have fucking snow plowed.
He could have did so much.
All he did was throw a barrel in the back of it, Jake.
What do you do with a dually, bro?
What are you, a tow truck driver?
Go get a gooseneck.
No, I mean, literally the only reason I purchased a dually is because I have a generator that sits out of a studio that needs to move, like, once a year.
Do you pull it?
Yeah.
Dude, I've set that generator up for base nectar.
I've set it up for um okay it's a
big one it's a big generator yeah dude that generator that generator is so big i literally
have powered all the extra additional adding like speakers and lights that pretty lights and base
nectar and like all these big people who brought here to at Atlanta to go to the Tabernacle or wherever.
I remember one night... This space is recorded, so I can't say too much,
but all I'm going to say is I brought it down for Bass Nectar,
and someone gave me a strip, and I was having a great time,
and I had to load the trailer up and get the fuck out of there
at the end of the night.
We've seen pretty colors.
Jake's like, I hope I don't.
It was rolling balls.
It was rolling balls.
Yeah, bro.
And then you see my ass jumping on the hitch,
getting the fucking trailer connected.
I bet you second thought that one.
Wish you would have waited until the hitch is, man.
Watch out for the fucking hitches.
Nah, I don't fucking second thought it.
Dude, I got a hitch. I almost thought I was going to fuckinges, man. Watch out for the fucking hitches. Nah, I don't fucking second thought it. Bro. Dude, I got a hitch.
When you have to...
I almost thought I was gonna fucking die, bro.
When you have to second guess yourself, that's when you get hurt.
When you do it with confidence, you're fine.
There's one time I forgot to fucking put down the actual leg.
And I just started unhooking the fucking hitch.
The fucking trailer almost started sliding away, bro.
My boy's like, yo, you're going to make the job worse, bro.
We got to work.
No, man.
Only strong men buy Dooley.
So, Jake, you're fucking fucking tougher than a Ram, bro.
How about that Dooley for twelve hundred dollars ten years ago dude
damn bro that's a fucking steal it definitely needs a lot of work but not for what i need it
for if someone wanted to buy it and make it pretty dude it needs a lot of work seats i got seats that
literally i got chunks of like fucking foam that i've stuck in it because it looks like a dog mauled the fucking seat out.
You're fucking pure American.
Can't get more American.
Man bought a vehicle with all types of DNA on the seats.
Yeah, it was actually easier just to take a shitty pillow and like a rubber mat and put it over the bottom of the seat than it was to just get a new seat.
Some duct tape.
Cost effective. Cost effective.
I wish duct tape could
fix my portfolio, man.
Duct tape usually fixes everything.
It probably could.
If you took all your money and invested
it in duct tape instead of Bitcoin, it might
fix it
nah yeah he had to do it two three four months ago maybe gorilla tape would fix his portfolio but
duck blue it ain't sticking this is a wild dude the duct tape ain't stepping you gotta use gorilla
tape uh no i was just talking about literal like stock and duct tape like invest in the company that makes duct tape 3m baby we need a pandemic is duct tape ever gonna go away bitcoin drops to 66
you btc and these notifications it's like why don't they ever give me notifications when it
was running up when it was running up i was like was running up, I was like, oh, 120, 124.
I was like, shit, you missed like fucking four grand.
Now it's just like every hour,
I get more negative notifications.
I'm like, fuck you.
I got 400 notifications on for people on our necks.
When I'm on the platform,
I have the notifications going crazy
it lights up my shit like it's christmas well people are like who's texting you i'm like oh
man it's just social media like who's that popular i'm like i'm not that popular man i just got
notifications on for people it's like what oh my god you wouldn't understand you wouldn't fucking get it
Like no different what?
Yeah, man, I'm gonna put you on notice to notifications
Quakey on the on the fucking rise, baby
You're on notifications. I'll put you on my guy
400 and saying how you doing brother?
I'm good man. Same for you brother, brother? I'm good, man. Same for you, brother.
I'm notified on your TikTok, your
fucking, uh, your ex,
man. I was just talking about you
in the last space.
I was, I was, bro,
I was just talking about you. I was just talking about
you. I was just like, yo, you guys know that TikTok
is where we need to be at, bro?
Y'all know that? I was hanging out with, um, with Gina and Keith. I was putting, yo, you guys know that TikTok is where we need to be at, bro? Y'all know that?
I was hanging out with Gina and Keith.
I was putting them on game.
I was like, you guys know there's like a whole campaign last year where they were paying us in crypto, just to talk about crypto?
I really think that's where, you know, that's where it's going.
And they're like, nah, no one's ever said that before.
I'm like, really?
That's crazy.
That's crazy. So crazy so yeah man um definitely was dropping names dropping bombs giving them a little education on that stuff
now that go you gotta follow the meta man you gotta follow the meta otherwise you're gonna get
you're gonna get left behind man you gotta be on top of the game you gotta be an innovator you gotta
be ahead of the curve you know don't wait till the curve hit and try to hop on
He's a curve so
Because the blue
Yeah, when doodle genics avatars
Fuck bro, you guys just put me back to work like non-stop. I just built an app bro
It's been fucking less than 14 days. well for the same cost i paid for your lifetime
subscription i would make you a doodle genic space avatar that that's all i'm gonna say
i have one that i want you to take a look at i made a video and i think i should be
already if you already got one it's like it'll take me five minutes to fix it it's rigged up
with blender i don't know if that makes a difference or i should use yeah i'm
just gonna switch out the the armature on it so that way it can be used on other sides and then
i can show you how to index it takes like five minutes beauty we have to do it bro i fucking
love the one you made with the blue pants for keith reminds me of like tommy versetti bro Tommy Versetti, bro. Tommy Versetti is like one of my favorite ultimate video game characters ever, bro.
It is what it is, man.
Keith, the way that you did it with that Cushling,
fucking just slaps, bro.
Yeah, I've actually been making money off of him too.
I made probably like 2008
off the cushions like just selling that's huge
good since you made so much
no no no not precise 2008 shit for the record I need I can barely buy a G's with that
You heard Jake
I need a character like Burnt Peanut
I need a character like Burnt Peanut
And I'm going to use my garbage friends
So I'm going to put you on to something
You can go on Fiverr right now
And for $75 you can pay someone
To make you a snap filter
To be just like Burnt Peanut In whatever character you want And then you can pay someone to make you a snap filter to be just like
burnt peanut in whatever character you want
and then you can pay him I think
to make you accessories and shit like that
to change on your character
I speak to Jake I don't know the guy that's behind the end
I don't because I don't
make snap filters
I'm just telling you
because you said you want like burnt peanut
I don't make snap filters but people do it for real cheap.
Is that guy American with a dually?
No way.
No way.
Yeah, right?
I don't want to go deal with him.
He's in Mumbai right now in a fucking rickshaw.
I can't, bro.
I can't.
Yeah, and he's...
Okay, so precise.
If it makes you feel better, for $80, I'll deal with the person making it, and I'll do the fiber deal, and I'll make $5.
Have you not known me through Web3?
People are, like, afraid of me.
You deal with them.
I'll give you the money.
You've got the connection for the connection.
Jake learned to speak Indian and Mandarin, so he's like, fuck it.
Why not?
I can make five bucks. I actually do speak a little Guterat.
So, Guterati.
Guterati.
Guterati.
I can't say it.
Yeah, not...
Guterati.
Namas bye, Dudu.
My tongue doesn't roll very good, man.
I don't know.
Namas bye, Dukes. Dude, I gave a guy a lighter today, a Russian guy.
I sound like a white guy saying it, but I'm still saying it.
Do you got the lighter?
I'm like, yeah, man, no problem.
Fucking guy just knew I smoked.
He looked at me and he's like, I wasn't even smoking.
He's like, do you got the lighter?
I'm like, yeah, man, no problem.
Gave me a fucking handshake precise.
Bro, the guy
has fucking bricks solid bricks his hand bro i i looked at my hand after it looked like a bunch
of bent like pipe cleaners bro the guy fucking just crushed my hand i'm like shit
he's fucking strong doodle would you have smoked with him he gave me a cigarette he's like try one of my russian
cigarettes bro this thing is like a magnum bro it's like a 51 magnum bro like fucking the gauge
on this shit ladies you'd be impressed this thing is huge there's no way i could smoke this shit bro
that's what she said that's what she said yeah That's what she said, yeah. This thing's like a find Romeo and Juliet fucking cigarette, bro.
It's fucking massive.
I'm like, no, no way.
One cigarette for the week?
One bogey for the week?
That's how they're doing it over there.
The guy smoked like three right in front of me.
It was nothing.
He's fucking Russian, bro.
In one pull. I'm surprised you didn't ask me where the vodka was to get you got vodka and i'm like no bro
fucking standing on the beach bro does this look like a fucking bar
get a cigarette for me alex you got a cigarette for me you know doodle he would be a serious
russian if he would offer you a
shot of vodka on the beach after telling you to smoke one of his cigarettes he's like i'm here
with my girlfriend i'm like okay i look over his girlfriend's like standing two feet behind him
i'm like well where's the bottle of vodka i was that's what i was thinking rob
i was thinking that but it wasn't out of a movie
Like wise guys are goodfellas or some shit, you know
So you got a cigarette for me man. Oh, it's got a cigarette man, you know, I don't stop fucking on this right thing
Apparently I'm like six packets a day
The packs being crumpled I got no more left, bro. Oh, shit.
But I got 40, maybe 38 grams a week because that last one was
a big one. You know what I mean?
What Newports go for out there, doodle?
They got Newports in Thai?
I hate to tell you, bro, but there's no
Newports.
I can't come. They got fucking
Newports in the Philippines. That's it.
It's quiet.
There's all Japanese It's quiet.
There's all Japanese cigarettes out here.
They need to whip up a pack of
Newports and throw some cymbals on.
I don't care. We got
everything fake from China.
How about you just throw them in your backpack
and fly out there with them?
Grab a carton.
How many can I fly?
How many can I fly? How many can I fly? At a fucking cart in. Or wait. Wait. Novel idea. Novel idea.
How many can I fly?
How many can I fly?
How many can I fly?
How many can I fly?
How many can I fly? How many can I fly? How many can I fly?
At least four cartons. No, how about not?
Listen, you got kids, you got a wife, a mortgage in a house, and you don't smoke cigarettes?
That's exactly why you need to quit smoking cigarettes.
You have people who rely on you and need you to stay alive.
That is my reliever.
If I don't smoke cigarettes, somebody in this house is going to get a beat.
Okay? Almost like you could smoke
weed. Not enough.
It's not enough to help. It just doesn't
come back the annoying of the wife.
I'll be honest, I'm not a cigarette fan.
But there's something
about that fucking addicting nicotine
inside of it, bro.
It's a different palate.
It's a different taste. It's a rugged smoke. Yeah, it's a different it's a different palette you know different to do it's a rugged it's rugged it's sharp it's fucking rough it's rugged
like having a 96 dually but it is 97 dually bro don't disrespect the fucking
dually that has fucking six wheels bro bro. My bike only has two, bro.
It's not that stable, bro.
It's not that shaky, bro.
Go get that bike that doesn't knock over.
You seen that thing?
You can't knock the bike over no matter what.
My Dually has such a big dent in the gate,
you could probably sit on it with, like, both your ass cheeks.
Dude, there's paraplegic people with fucking
engines in their fucking wheelchairs in thailand bro and that shit would not fucking fly in canada
bro first off you can't have a guy that you know i hate to say it he's he's fucking how's he how's
he on the fucking road bro this guy's fucking and he's not on the fucking road, bro?
This guy's fucking... And he's not just going slow.
He's going like 60 kilometers an hour on a fucking wheelchair, precise.
He's nuts.
But more power to him, bro.
You got seatbelts at least?
Dude, the motherfucker doesn't even have a helmet, bro.
He's cruising four wheels down brother.
Four wheels down.
Bro, I almost didn't get into an accident.
And there's not just one of them.
There's multiple out here bro.
Thailand is like a different beast bro.
Are there a lot of scooter accidents?
Tons bro.
Tons and god bless them.
Do you think they're paraplegic from scooter accidents?
Do you think that's what caused it?
And they just still have a need for speed
so they go 60 kilometers down?
I feel like they're on their last fucking leg
and they're like, yo, I'm going to fucking wheel around Thailand.
I don't give a shit.
And they do, bro.
They do.
They definitely do.
But anyways, crazy stuff.
No new ports in Thailand pop you got and you can only
fly with four cards we're out of there in three weeks four cartons four weeks I'll put Pops on and let him tell you. Hold on. Here, Pops. What did you say, Pops?
I'm going to Virginia to get mine, buddy.
They're only $8.50 a peck.
Facts.
Sometimes you got to get to Virginia, baby.
Just like Virginia Beach.
That's right.
I just love Virginia.
I got to hold my slate.
Perfect.
Come down to Thailand man I'll
tell you what I would love to
it's a good idea man it's a good idea I'm living out here and it's blessed I've
been here for a year and a half. Just bought a bike. So, again, settled in.
Pretty nice.
Pretty comfy.
And me and Precise talk about it frequently.
So, yeah, man.
It would be nice to see more people out here.
Yeah.
And just have some fun. I got to make some money.
All right, man.
Yeah, we all got to make some money.
I can't let old people get on X and get on space. They'll start chit-chatting like, well, man. Yeah, we all got to make some money. Can't let old people get on X and get on space.
They'll start chit-chatting like, what the fuck?
They'll start talking back in the day shit.
Back in the day.
Who are you calling old fuckers?
Who are you calling old here?
Hey, this guy's over here.
This guy's got wrinkles on his wrinkles he's cooked my
guy he's he's an 85 fucking dually over here this old geezer did you say you're getting a jixi man
i'm trying to fix would be sick no i oh yeah i'm pick. I, I, I saw one of my boys has a double R 1000 for sale for like 35 or four grand, somewhere
between there.
It's got a, it doesn't have too many miles on it or hours on a bike.
It's in great condition, never dropped.
So, you know, it's what I had last summer.
You remember that red one I had last summer?
That was an electric, uh, whatever it was. So, um was so um that thing didn't even do 60 miles an hour it's very sad for a bike so
trying to get i'm gonna i'm gonna try to put some more uh more power between my legs you know
yeah that's a death sentence man for sure i thought about getting one but then i knew i'd
just kill myself you know just get one you only live once
might even only be for that one ride that you take let's just do nothing like feeling
the wind in your smacking you in the face bro i actually like dirt bikes the most out of all of them doing like like doing really a safety even on dirt bikes getting a little bit of air
that's i know there's just not the same feeling on like a harley or like a crotch rocket i like
the the dirt bike because i like jumping over shit
i used to always pop the clutch and the bike used to just flip up and my boy used to get so fucking
pissed and then i would drop the bike he's like bro it's a fucking old bike man you're gonna break
it i can't let you ride it i'm like well why the fuck did you let me ride it i'm an unexperienced
rider that anyone that ever happen anybody just pop in the clutch just fuck it yeah i remember one time at my
parents house or at my friend's house that's next to my parents house one of our friends brought a
dirt bike over it was like you know a fairly deep i remember what it was at the time but
my friend had never been on a dirt bike and he had like half on the grass half on the driveway
and dude just fucking shredded a giant donut in his parents' front yard
because he didn't know how to pop the clutch properly.
And then fucking let go of the bike and send it right into the mailbox,
the brick mailbox, and fucking absolutely destroyed that thing.
I was about to say the bikes are tough, bro.
Their bikes are meant to be dropped, bro.
Not at fucking brick mailboxes.
I was going to say not on the road or not on concrete, bro,
or against concrete, for fuck's sakes.
He just had to tear up the yard before he destroyed the bike.
It was insult to injury.
We were going through some trails and
I couldn't really get the clutch.
He's like, ease off of it.
Ease off of it, Tony.
Popped it. Fuck a couple times.
The shit just popped up.
A couple times I was riding it with the wheel up.
Like I was like Meek Mill
and shit. Fucking precise.
Shit was fucking crazy.
Yeah, that's why I don't ride for skis.
I ride to pick them up.
If you're on a dirt bike,
just lean forward over that front tire
and drop that clutch, jump on
that throttle, and get going.
That's all you got to do.
That's all you gotta do.
Make sure you have
medical insurance.
They do not accept Bitcoin at the hospital.
I do all the fucking stunts for fucking Tom Cruise, bro.
And Brad Pitt, man.
Those motherfuckers are washed.
Rob, have you been on some fucking excursions?
Oh, let's see.
I put my Harley through the Blackberry 360 degrees.
And not 360, like a donut 360 degrees.
Twice.
Went around the corner a little bit too fast.
And skipped on the Chipshill Road, hit the gravel.
And I was in the throttle when I hit the gravel
and it just spun me.
I bet
four drops of pee and
one turd burglar came out.
I bet. I know you beat yourself.
I could
swore I smelled something funny.
Dude, how much is a
fucking Harley weigh, bro?
My bike weighs like...
768 pounds
of outbox stock.
768 pounds.
three quarters, more than three quarters.
Yeah, three quarters of a fucking ton, bro.
That thing would have snapped me.
That's only a third of a ton.
2,000 pounds and a ton.
That's what I said.
No, you said three quarters of a ton.
Three quarters and a...
I thought a ton is a thousand pounds.
Two thousand.
Two thousand.
Two thousand?
Yep.
Yes, sir.
Interesting.
Is that the American metrics or is that just the global system?
It's not the Canadian.
It's definitely not the Canadian It's like a kilo is two out two pounds bro
Yeah, now don't confuse me with kilos and tons mike. I can't do the conversions bro. I'm canadian bro
The maple syrup trees froze up here bro. So cold now they're all christmas trees
The fucking maple syrup trees froze up here, bro.
So fucking cold now, they're all Christmas trees.
If it was 2,200 pounds, that'd be 1,000 kilos.
Damn.
Yeah, Mike does that in his sleep, bro.
Mike does that on a soft day.
That sounds like a good Friday night.
Mike does...
Mike's like U-Haul, man.
There's nobody that gets more fucking calls than U-Haul.
Pablo, man, it's like you're fucking dead.
You and fucking Sass over here.
Don't say nothing.
Fucking.
I was about to raise my hand.
You snuck into this room with some some hoodie and glasses and thought that nobody
was gonna see you you're up here rocking with the top dogs hey boogie what's up yo gm baby what's
popping public though not much but i appreciate you having me up shout out everybody precise rob
quickie sasso cyber jake mike phoenix god that is just
legends so collecting the building the original jesus man um yeah man just uh having a cigarette
uh cigarette uh and uh some coffee man and what up mike the the perfect mix type of fag you smoking on over there
Pablo what type of fag you got in between your fingers oh you know that we do that
cowboy shit Marlboro oh cowboy killers cowboy killer man those things when I
used to smoke cigarettes that's what I smoked. Oh, Calvo? Oh, no wonder you quit. You want a longer life.
You got to be longer.
You can say that about all cigarettes.
Calvo's like, yo, fuck my shit.
My shit's all fucked up.
Yo, you know what?
It's funny, though, because I think I'm good, dude.
I can still run.
I'm just fucking with you, brother.
I'm just fucking with you, brother. I'm just fucking with you, bro.
I fucking smoke tobacco almost a fucking day, and I go fucking box for 12 rounds.
The guy's like, yo, how do you do it?
But then there's somebody that smokes a cigarette right at the fucking front of the gym, and it trails in the gym.
It kills me, bro.
It pisses me off.
I want to go knock the guy out, to be honest.
No, he said he can still run.
He said he can still run even though he smokes a bogey.
I thought that too.
I thought that I can still run.
If it's off the leash, bro.
Come on.
You can't.
Nah, listen.
I thought I could run and smoke bo bogeys and now i'm on probation
i'll even go i'll even go metric miles how many miles are you running bro i want to know i run
the beach it's three i could do that on a soft day on a good day i can run six i can run it twice
can google it as well too pataya beach it's about like four miles. But I started on like a few
blocks before the very
very strip. But anyways
how many miles are you
running Pablo?
Backwards two miles.
Holy shit bro.
This guy has me fucking beating in his sleep.
He wakes up and he's already
on the clock. I'm already running.
Running. That's why. You gotta the clock. I'm already running. Running.
That's why.
You got to do it.
No, that's good.
I thought I could run.
I can still do some.
I can still do physical, man.
Believe it or not.
I've been smoking for years, man.
For you, I'm surprising myself.
Because it's been a quite long time, my brother. I've been smoking for so long that, you know what I'm surprising myself because it's been quite long time, my brother.
I've been smoking for so long that, you know what I'm saying,
some of those people around here, I've been smoking for the amount of time that they're age.
You mean Dr. Stoli?
Poor guy.
Yes!
I've been smoking for 21 years.
Dr. Stoli was born.
What about me?
Fuck, saying 34.
I feel fucking old as shit.
Look, let's do the math.
Do the math.
34, man.
4.6.
You were born in 92.
I was born in 92.
Were you smoking in 92?
January of 92.
Early in the winter.
Those cold winters.
Those butts.
You're lucky. I'm January're lucky I'm January 10 years old
Nice
10 years old
I'm literally going to retire
If people call me Unk three more times
That's it I'm done
Yo I'm ready to slap motherfuckers
If I get Unk
Who the fuck is
Sasso, then?
Huh? Yeah.
Pops!
That's what Sasso is. If we're unks,
Sasso's pops.
Sasso's pops.
I didn't know how the family tree worked.
The anarchy was a little fucked up.
I'm here in Thailand,
so everyone just praises the king, you know?
It is what it is, fuck.
Elvis?
You try to go against the king, though.
You scared me for a second.
I heard you said that the mango trees were frozen.
Mango trees frozen?
Oh, that'd be a crisis, too.
Okay, okay.
If you guys are on the fast as that,
what's that make to me?
I don't fucking know, but I can't be unk, bro.
The you doesn't sit well in front of doodle-genics.
U-dle-genics?
Come on.
Uncle Jenics?
Nah.
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Uncle Jennings.
Damn.
I got to see.
That's art right there coming up.
Uncle Jennings.
Oh, man.
I got shit already.
My personal Twitter is Daddy Jennings.
So I fucking, I grew out of Daddy.
I went to Uncle.
Fuck.
Okay.
All right.
Who wants to bet we're going to see a token called Uncle Jennings?
You know what's going to happen to that blue bear in a little bit?
He's going to come up with a little cane.
Whatever wants, Uncle Jennings, you can have it.
You can have it, Unc.
Oh, doodle.
You're on OnlyFans as Uncle Jennings?
I just found your account?
You're selling feet pics of yourself?
Of the bear?
Those were, if you caught me, you'd know me. I just found your account. You're selling feet pics of yourself? Of the bear?
Those are AI.
If you caught me, you'd know me.
That's going to send, man.
Those are AI.
I got really skinny soles.
That's how I'm able to punch so fast, man.
I move quick.
You know?
I'm like a fucking root kid, bro. I move quick.
Oncogenics. Mother'll move quick. Oh, oncogenics.
Motherfuckers.
And, like, and...
Wait, is that me?
Or him?
Oh, is that him here?
Alright, well, it's him.
It's him.
Fucking oncogenics.
Oncogenics. He didn't take his fucking... His medication. I What the fuck would you say if someone calls you on kids like
They already did they already did
They called me on class year and I was like, how am I an uncle?
I was like, yo, let me ask you a question, uncle.
I was like, all right, what?
What was the question?
He was like, yo, do you have a garage?
I said, what?
No, I don't have a garage.
I got like a little shack or whatever.
He was like, all right, all right.
That's uncle.
They both looked at each other and said, uncle.
And I was like, what?
He was like, yeah, yeah, you got a shack.
You got a garage. I was like, yeah. You got a driveway? He was like, yeah, yeah, you got a shack, you got a garage.
I was like, yeah.
You got a driveway?
He's like, yeah.
I was like, all right, you an Unc.
And I was like, how am I Unc based off that definition, though?
You didn't give me nothing else.
I got like just a little overhang.
Does that make me an Unc too?
I don't know.
He just said, yo, if you got a driveway,
you an Unc.
You got your own.
It's not an A-wing or whatever they call those things. That's how you just know your grandpa
Fortunately, I don't have any nieces and nephews, but I'm old enough to do that. Soc. You don't want Unc, bro. Nobody wants to be a Unc, bro.
You don't want to be Unc.
It's not like back in the day.
First of all, I never said I wanted to be Unc.
I was just acknowledging that once you're around 30, you kind of already pre-qualify.
It's like when you go in and you're pre-qualified for this home run.
They know you would qualify if the certain parameters were met,
but sometimes all the parameters aren't met pre-unk.
You're basically all you have to have is siblings,
and you're guaranteed you're going to be an unk sooner or later.
Yeah, I mean, I am already an uncle.
That's for sure.
But what qualifies with unk is apparently what's in that garage,
what's in that shack. What's in that shack?
Do you have a bunch of stuff in there that
you don't even use no more?
Is it there?
Does it have some shit in there?
Like fucking storage?
I'm like, yeah, I got some shit in my garage.
You're my unk.
What about if you're known for use. You're my unk.
What about if you're known for your smell at your house?
Uncle Mikey's house smells like California.
Wait, so you mean if you're
a hoarder, you're an unk?
You're not just a hoarder? That's even worse.
You're an unk hoarder?
You're a hoarder unk?
Oh, come on, Uncle Hoarder.
Come on, Uncle Hoarder.
I got shit in my garage, but I use my shit.
I keep it nice and clean, my tools, everything.
But that shouldn't make you an Unc.
This is what I have to say to these kids that call someone with a driveway in a garage Unc.
How else am I supposed to keep my $50,000 car clean?
The fuck out of here.
And they
would look at each other,
look at you and laugh and go,
unk.
And I'm going to look at them and go,
in that moment,
you would feel small.
No, no, no.
I wouldn't feel small. That would be very empowering
to me because I'll remind them to own
nothing and like it. It was like a
knockout punch, bro.
You get hit in the face.
You don't even know what to come back.
Doodles gets it.
Doodles gets it.
I mean, in reality, you're like, no.
And even them.
If being an unk makes me not a wage slave living in my grandma's basement, then I'm okay with it.
Listen, growing up, the only unks that we called unks were the fiends.
They always call you nephew.
We ain't nephew.
You'd be like, what up, unk?
You'd be like, give me a dime.
If I'm not getting high
and smoking crack,
and I'm 36, don't call me an unk.
What I remember
one of my uncles doing as I got a little bit older is he'd always come over my parents house because my parents basically raised them and he'd fall asleep on the couch with the fucking
What is it?
One of the really light beers I can't think of the name of it
Michelob Ultra he used to fall asleep with the Michelob Ultra so you know when like was ready to pass out because the michelobe would be at like a 45 degree tilt in his hand
head completely sideways
i'm done that's what i think of when i think of unk status like until you're falling asleep on
the couch spilling your beer you're not unk i felt like unk the other day because i bought a
really expensive bottle of wine because my girlfriend
was like, hey, let's get wine for dinner.
So I bought
my favorite wine. She only
drank a couple sips and I ended up drinking like the
whole fucking bottle. So of course I got like a
big glass and I'm sitting at my computer
degenning out and I
unked it, bro. I spilled the whole glass all
over the carpet. I was pissed.
Let me say this also.
The same people that called me Unk
are the same people that explained to me
what a YN is.
This whole time, I didn't know what the hell a YN is.
I never heard the terminology before.
I found out
what a YN is.
I grew up in Atlanta, brother.
YNs have been a part of the culture around me
my entire life.
I got a 16-year-old.
How about that one for YNs?
I'm in them 6-7.
I'm just not going to say the shit
I see 16-year-olds doing.
It's a young ninja.
But men I don't good.
I don't know.
I usually say young blood, you know?
When I think of YNs, I think even younger, bro.
I'm thinking like eight-year-olds with Glocks.
Yeah, bro, but they were speaking in tongues in front of me.
I'm like, what are you guys even talking about?
What the hell is a YN?
And they both looked at each other like, unk.
And I was like, what?
I thought of unk.
Yeah, yeah.
You qualified.
You definitely qualified.
No, no.
This is the qualification. I found it, what? I found an unk. Yeah, yeah. You qualified. You definitely qualified. No, no. This is the qualification.
I found it, bro.
If Air Force Ones is still your hottest shoes, you're officially an unk.
And you know what?
Teachers don't.
But guess what?
I'm going to die in style.
All right?
I'm going to wear some fresh Air Force Ones right into my shoes.
All black, man.
Black and white. Black and white.
Black and white.
And guess what?
Go get some shortness.
If it's not Air Force Ones and you're something older than that, like maybe some Velcro or something like that, like Sasso.
Sasso, it's okay, too, bro.
Skechers makes a whole bunch of comfortable shoes.
I wouldn't wear Skechers, but, you know.
Mate, come on.
What's your favorite shoe, bro?
Your Birkenstocks?
I don't wear Birkenstocks, bitch.
You're the one with some Crocs and fucking Instagram.
He's like, Birkenstocks.
Nothing against Birkenstocks, but when a grown man walks up to me in Birkenstocks,
I can almost guarantee they cry about the inequalities in America every night
when they go to sleep.
No socks.
I know he's a real man.
If he has socks, I know he's a fairy.
He's a German.
Oh, my God.
He's definitely German if he's wearing socks.
Listen, if you've got a pair of Aldo's or Clark's in your closet,
you are an unk.
That's just me. I unk. I'm definitely
an unk. I got a pair of
Aldos. I feel a little mixed
about this because I can remember kids
in middle school having Clarks.
No, but the question is, you can
have a pair, but do you
still wear it? I think that qualifies
as an unk. Do people still wear their bell-bottom
fucking jeans from 1997?
Yes. Actually, they're coming back.
Well, we're never going to wear them.
Real 90 motherfuckers
are never going to wear them, bro.
Even if Kanye wears
bell-bottoms tomorrow at Coachella,
it's not going to make a faster
statement from his mind.
You can't add Kanye
to the real motherfuckers.
He's a weirdo.
He comes out in dresses.
And a mask every day.
You know, he comes out with a dress, a cowboy hat, tank top, and flip flops.
Every day of the week.
Different colors.
Dude, I know maybe some people don't like to start him but wouldn't you be fucking happy if you were
you and you got to walk outside and people are like oh hey it's precise precise how you doing
man you know absolutely not no i had that shit happen i had that shit happen at the first, uh, when they did the showboat classic, uh, beef stew and a Beamer boy.
Right.
And, uh, pigeons in New York, they, they, they sponsored and set up a big basketball
game that I played in as a child, right.
That I won a trophy first place and got MVP.
And I walk on the fucking court and there's beef stew who is he's more like og now right we're unks he's
maybe og and he's like oh my god it's garrett and i was like and then everybody swarmed him for all
these i had anxiety i do not want fame bro i had a taste of it walking on the court for the first
time in 20 years down there i do do not want fame, bro. Everybody get away from me.
Yo, Alex, you fucking posted loafers, bro.
The urban definition of unk is somebody over 30
or somebody getting older acting.
Oh, my God.
Over 30?
We've been unking it for six years.
I'm 36.
I've been unking it for six years.
I'm done, bro. I'm rug out'm right that's it doodle shut it shut it
down long ride on my bike and I'm just gonna fucking glide coffee and Chris
I'm crypto coffee and canvas coffee crypto coffee and cannabis with Unk.
Damn, Rob.
Over 30?
You're going to have to let BCGames know.
He's still on, then.
I went to the BCGames meetup, and everyone's like,
how old are you, Deutogenics?
I'm like, I don't know. I'm going to be 34.
Basically, if you can't keep up with modern trends and times,
you're also classified as the nunc.
I'm about to hit Doodles.
I'm about to hit 40 in April, bro.
Get the fuck down.
This is my last.
No way.
This is this for me, man.
He's on his last.
Life is over.
Life is over for me, man. He's on his last. Life is over. You know if it don't work out with your misses,
there's only a pretty slim selection.
I'm just saying.
I know you got a good thing going, but don't strike out.
No, no, no.
When you hit 40, that's when you start looking down.
You start looking in the 20s.
47 now, man.
It's cool.
It's cool.
You can go all the way down to 20
and then all the way up to 60.
What are you proud at
at 47?
Not physical things.
Like maybe your body.
You feeling like strong.
You know, you got a six pack or some shit that i don't know about i'll go a cake man what's the point of having a six-pack when you
can have a right baby that's the bitch fill me up a pint bro fill me up a pint
i got my six-pack back this year mike you're built different bro you look like
bruce banner bro you look i got a six-pack in the bridge you look like your mom fed you some
steroids as a kid mike i don't want to question your ma because i know she's a solid woman but
god damn it mike you look like she's german bro bro. My mom's side is from Germany.
See?
That's why, man. It's pretty close to Russia.
Really, Mike?
Mike, your mom's German?
You're German, dude?
My last name is...
I'm American, bro.
My mom's maiden last name is...
My mom's maiden last name is Vernon.
I know, I know.
You're not in the spare?
I'm American. You're admitting that in the fair. I'm an American.
You're crazy for saying that.
They're coming in.
Watch out, bro. Ice is still hot, bro.
Don't think it cooled off just because
we've had some Minnesota
shakedowns. Poor guys out there
in Minnesota. Listen, I'm
going on strike. All my
drinks are warm these days.
That's how serious I am about it.
No ice in my drink.
No ice in my jewelry.
No ice anywhere.
That's how serious I am.
Alex is not unked because he's still vaping.
I still saw the vape.
So that class.
Yeah, unks smoke cigarettes.
Correct.
Unks don't vape.
Yeah, if we're going to be unked, we're going to do it the right way. No, it's true don't vape. Yeah. If we're going to be young, we're going to do it the right way.
Nah, it's true, man.
It's true.
If we're going to kill ourselves.
Why would I vape?
One pool is a whole pack of cigarettes when you bake.
Nah.
I'm good, man.
Nah.
Give me the natural shit, guy.
What does a grandpa smoke?
I'm just going to say one thing.
Do you enjoy barbecue?
Every day. Do you guys enjoy barbecue?
Every day.
Then you better enjoy and support the unks of the world.
Because without us, you'd have no fucking barbecue.
And if you touch my barbecue, son, I'm going to beat the living shit out of you at this belt.
Don't touch my fucking barbecue.
Oh, yeah.
That's an unk.
Jake is an unk.
Officially unk.
That right there.
That's Uncle Joe from Adia right there. That is what I say qualifies you as an unk without Officially unk. That right there, that's Uncle Joe from Adia. That is what I
say qualifies you as an unk
without nieces and nephews.
Don't touch my shit.
Somebody else's house and pick up
the tongs at the barbecue.
You'll get fucking stabbed with the pitchfork, bro.
You're not going to even get
a burger. You're not going to get a sesame
seed, bro. You're not going to
get ketchup. You're just going to have mustard on your burger, bro.
Fucking yellow shit.
I grew up around a bunch of rednecks.
You touch the barbecue tongs,
you get your hand chopped off
by the knife at the barbecue grill
or you get shot.
Because this motherfucker...
Yeah, I look it up.
How do you know if you're an uncle If you make people take their hats off
When they walk into your house
No no not at the house
At the table yes but not the house
I was just about to say were you about to eat the table
If you're having dinner and your hat is on your head
I'm telling you to take that shit off
The hell you doing?
Damn, my driver would eat my ass back in the day
for that, bro.
Or put a hat on your bed.
Or put a hat on the bed.
No hats on the bed, no hats
in the house, and no hats at the dinner table
qualifies you as an unk
if that is a rule in your house.
Oh, man. I'm telling you,
when you're in the military,
you don't wear a hat in a building.
Boy, boy, oh, boy.
That means you're armed.
That means you're armed
if you wear a hat in a building.
Yep.
No way.
Seriously?
Yeah, that's what my father was in the army.
And there was no hats in the house.
Anybody that wears a hat inside of a building is armed.
So that is supposed to be what you do.
And actually, I get grief for that sometimes because I like wearing hats inside.
But I'm also fucking strapped.
So that's why I got my hat on, bitch.
See, he's armed.
Yeah, so that's actually one of the issues I have.
Sometimes I'll go over to people's houses and be like,
take your hat off, you're inside.
I'm fucking strapped, bitch.
Any military personnel inside a building wearing a hat,
if you look close, they have a sidearm,
or they're standing at attention with a rifle.
Go ahead, Jake.
I got a Rottweiler.
Don't worry about it.
He won't let you out.
Nobody ever stands
at attention in my house, so I don't have to worry about that shit.
Yeah, I'm not sure my dogs would
maul you, but they're hurting
dogs, so you might actually just get knocked out from then tackling you the fuck over
because they're just that springy and bouncy.
You can wear a hat in my house all day.
My dog will let you in but won't let you out.
And the AR on the wall will prove it.
See, mine are just like confusers.
You're just going to be confused why they're like knocking you the fuck over while I'm getting the strap out.
That's right.
Don't you have like games or something?
No, I got Shepard, Australian Shepard.
Oh, Shepard.
Yeah, they got Shepard.
They're like, they're literally like ping.
They're not, they're like, what do they call them?
They're like pinballs.
Yeah, you got some big ass shepherds over there.
That's right.
I remember seeing them in your life.
Speaking of lives,
I had someone come over last night to grab something
and he hadn't met my little dog before.
My little dog,
he came in full speed,
jumped off his chest.
You know how people,
when they're swimming,
they do the little roll and push up
or he just did that straight to his chest pushed him up against the door yo jake what what views are
you seeing over there on tick tock you know we've been running tick running around tick tock for a
few months now i know doodle and i i got on and then doodle got on got kid on how's your views
looking over there i'm seeing doodles getting like 2 000 viewers and a lot on live what are your videos yo the live uh live stream
his lives like when he pops the camera live i'll be honest i'm still trying to i need to do a little
more research into what times would be optimal for like the content i'm making but when i do it
early in the morning from like 7 8 or 9 a.m until about noon I get some decent views I'll get a
couple hundred views on my live stream I'll get anywhere between like two to
ten people in there commenting but for some reason specifically with my content
I think that I need to do some work on how to maintain people's like you know
they're focused so like i need to get my
soundboard back up i need to do a couple there's just like some down time in my audio that i think
would help with retaining viewer presence but other than that like not too bad but you know
at the end of the day i understand that also and i'm not like out here trying to like kill myself
to make content i'm just doing it consistently and the people'm not like out here trying to like kill myself to make content.
I'm just doing it consistently. And the people who want to be here kind of like much like communities here in the crypto space, they join me, they follow me, they show up every day.
But I do notice that if I'm not consistent, less people show up. If I do it every single day or like on my schedule, people show up very regularly.
Yes, sir. I'll tell you what helps too once you hit like 600 it used
to be a thousand followers now it's six or 700 um you can get the shopping bag and then once you
start doing a live and promoting a product that'll pick your your followers and your views up
tremendously but i was worried i was actually curious about that because I'm looking into the TikTok shop,
precise, because for example, I wear really expensive headphones.
I have like Sennheiser Momentum 4 headphones.
I think people would actually buy those.
So I wanted to set it up so that way I could promote my headphones through the
TikTok shop because I wear them every time I stream.
So there's two ways when you deal with TikTok shop.
You can wait to be a TikTok shopper, seller, right?
And you're going to wait for 600 or 700 followers.
Or you can input your own LLC into their platform.
And then you can put your own products that you are selling into that shopping bag and still go live.
Yeah.
So there are actually
yeah there's more but here's the downside this is the worst downside right you need to
manage yourself and balance right because you do multiple things you make good content right
you pop the live game stream open right right? Now you add the shopping live
right to it. There's the round, there's that full round build. Okay. Because if you don't,
you're going to get a number game instead of an engagement game on TikTok. I was with Tatiana
the other day and she's like three weeks with a TikTok shopck shop as a tick tock shopper she was going live selling
products hit 10 20 000 followers right then she realized that like she had this number but there
was no real organic engagement that people just come to see the shoppers and just just leave
there's no community right so now she's she's dialed back the live shops and doing more personal lives
to build community because she has 20 000 followers and sees 10 likes on a post and she's
not bought it out you know what i mean so it does have it does have a negative side effect to it
if you only do your lives for selling so make sure you do a little bit of
everything solid information precise that's that's what i wanted to hear bro thank you i really
appreciate that information that is vital for what we're trying to do out here as content creators
um we're just talking about that on the space with gino yesterday about we have communities
here right some of us have communities here we have products to sell digital items or
you know what have you and you know going to tiktok building a community there and selling
the same digital items on our own platforms and i didn't know about the llc thing i was trying to
figure that out i didn't do my own research either but what you just said instead of getting like 6 000
follows whatever it is you can use your ad by one llc that's great i just need to get i just
need to get reviews you gotta be careful with the wording of the llc jay um unfortunately
like thc pandemic is my llc since 2022 right now I don't want to put cannabis. I never do.
I never would, but the products like the grow tents, the grow lights, the nutrients,
those products are on TikTok, right? So when I input my LLC into it and again, and I put in my
EIN number, it took two to three weeks and then I was denied the name of the business matters as well
for the llc so be careful you know with anything like that you know having a business named thc
it's just never you know in a new market yeah so it's just not it's not smart i just got uh two
more avatars to build from the Kinfolk community.
I wanted to mention this because, Tony, I know you already have a model, brother.
I would love to be able to build the Doodlegenics community on OpenPage so that way you could open it up to the community
if they wanted their avatars made for any game and or the other side
because I could do what I'm doing for these other communities for you
where I open it up so they could pay out of their pocket if they want the avatar but they could
also make it accessible for people to buy or we could make royalties off of it i can make money
off of it or they could make money off of it and they can give it away for free with discount badges
so that way they basically could give it for promotional use at spaces and all sorts of things
if you have interest in that let me know man because i'm actually making pretty good money So that way they basically could give it for promotional use set spaces and all sorts of things
If you have interest in that, let me know man because I'm actually making pretty good money off of this
myself solid bro
Yeah, definitely man. I definitely want to
Definitely want to kind of secure the position in the other side as well, too. We've done a whole bunch of stuff
With 3d environments. we had our own game
that had over 10 000 plays and visits so i remember that yeah dude i think it's definitely
something people get interest to we had doodogenic island it literally looked like miami and vice
city we were building our own characters people were were importing characters that i was giving them
but also just kind of their own characters but no i definitely want to experiment with it a little
bit more i i've just literally just haven't had the time because i've just been coding coding so much
and so don't worry about it then let me do it for you because it can be mutually beneficial
and it seems like a no-brainer to me because if they
already have the infrastructure built and they're adding more in like why not um i don't necessarily
have to claim royalties off of it but like i could basically make the community for you for free
and get the avatar you already made in there for free and then you can promote my services to make
avatars for the community for other side if you wanted and i could make money off of it that way and then you basically add value to your community and
eventually when other deeds are processed into the actual space and other side you'd be able to make
community spaces outside of like any games and things you're developing and think about like
this this is my my other part i want to add if people are developing assets themselves
through the ip that you've developed you'd probably be able to import them to any other
business ventures you make like games or any things like that in the future
no i love marketing i love it i love it user generated content is ultimately where it's at
so we got to do it jake we'll set it up uh probably by the end of the month so i'm definitely 100
down to do it and i wanna honestly i wanted if you could send me the file today i could have
it made today and you could start when you wanted i don't know if i could grab the file for you
today but i could get it for you tomorrow for sure send me an email that i could drop it to you off
them all for sure. Send me an email
that I can drop it to you off.
Alright, I got you.
Done.
We'll get it popping for sure.
I gotta go
fucking ride this bike, baby.
The roads are calling me.
Ooh!
The roads are calling me.
I'm hearing them.
Yo, can we get some live footage or
some content on the bike you got a 360 you
got a 360 cam over there what's up i'm thinking about getting one of those those helmets and
just buying a gopro fuck it because with the gopro on it yeah dude get a cam yo bro i'll be honest
right when i was driving and i was live never seen more views in my life.
People like that shit.
Watching people drive.
On TikTok, you get kicked off.
The original myself. No.
Not on TikTok.
I'm on TikTok.
I'm driving.
It would kick me off.
Yeah.
So hold on.
I found a caveat here, actually.
There's this one guy I watch,
and he sits outside with his computer,
and there's a dirt field,
and he has two dirt bikes behind him.
And he plays the game, and then when he reaches a certain amount of likes or a certain amount of gifts or whatever,
he goes and starts popping wheelies and stuff on the dirt bikes.
But he leaves his live stream in one standalone spot.
So you just see him, like, repping in and out of the screen doing donuts and wheelies and shit
And that's technically a way he can drive without breaking the terms of service
Same here. I mount my phone to the dash just like a CDL a trucker does I got him doing it
He mounted his phone. Well, if you turn if you put on dual camera
Sometimes you'll have an issue because it sees the seat belt. But if it's just on the road and it's mounted, no restrictions,
no worries. All right. All right. You guys got me. I'm not going to put, listen, if I
have you mounted on your head, like a GoPro, I don't do that don't do that don't hold
the phone with one hand and then the AI picks up that you know you're one-handed
holding riding you know what I mean don't don't do that you know you know
yeah I'm telling you that platform the power it has and what it's able to pick
up and sense you're doing.
I got in an argument with somebody in the parking lot.
Suspended me from going live for two days.
Oh, he's violent.
And I wasn't even in front of the camera.
I just heard audio.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if I haven't done it, right, Doodle, I'm not going to tell you to do it.
Keith got a bunch of new pieces.
And he literally just, it was a flash, bro.
Like, I'm talking about a flash.
Like, it didn't even cross the screen.
It crossed and then ended the screen.
And he was gone, bro.
He was gone.
He was kicked right out of Soli's chat, everything.
You couldn't even watch the stream.
Yeah,
and see also,
right, it'll be tougher
for you to build,
okay, and gain
the followers you see everybody
making and acquiring,
but the truth is, is all of us in this room right now are over the age of 21
I don't know about you guys, but my profile and settings on tick-tock is
Automatically set for 18 and over. I don't want children coming into my life at all
Right this prohibits kids that are age-restricted from coming into my lives at all right this prohibits kids that are age restricted from coming into
my lives now do i see 200 people in my lives not always doodle does but now doodle put that
setting on right and you're gonna notice how that filter will set because you smoke on your live
right you smoke on your life and. And we don't get bothered.
Sometimes I don't get bothered,
but there's times where I have like 40, 50 people
and they'll ice me.
They'll put me right back.
Right, and you're doing too much.
Yup, you're doing too much, doodle.
We're back down to 10.
They know.
The AI on TikTok is insane.
Plus, if you're going to do some of the TikTok shop stuff,
it's really easy to see the trends of maybe products that you bought off of Amazon
that they have on TikTok.
And you can very easily make a video and promote those same products.
You don't need to rebuy them.
You don't need to do anything.
You simply will just refer people just like your
headphones jake so you don't you don't need to go and do all the the legwork now it's not going to
be as juicy as commission of course it's probably going to be a lot less but there's still there's
still items that you can get like 15 to four dollars worth of profit. And if you're just doing content, like think about this. If you
do, if you're actually doing content and people are buying from the shop, then you do marketing,
meaning that spend some time doing some marketing. You do maybe a video, a really good tutorial video,
just like a YouTube style, but it's exactly it's shot vertical and maybe you spend
$20 but that brings you five sales maybe those maybe those so doodle is a break even at the
first time you do it again and you put more money behind it more people saw your content and they're
more likely to buy it plus they continue to see you live another
trick too is if you're going to go live post uh five to thirty minutes before because really
pushes that previous reel to to get to gain more people into your current life
and if you're looking that's actually why i've been posting meme content precise because what
happens is i'll post that meme content or a clip about 15 20 30 minutes before i stream
so people that are coming into my stream that are catching that clip on their for you page
will see that i'm live when they view that clip and come into my stream and that's how i've been
getting more follows and things like that.
And I'm getting a lot of interactions on my clips because that also brings
people to come look at my other clips.
So I'm taking just like copy pasta,
like the same methods I do here on X and applying them to tech talk.
I think I'd get more viewers on my live streams.
If I actually made content like high end content of me,
just like talking like YouTube style, vertical content, like shorts and stuff.
Kind of like what Tony's doing, but that's not really what I'm doing on my page.
I think it would help with my growth a little bit.
I'm going to give you an example.
I want my shop set up, but I don't want to necessarily go and make products under my LLC, but I might end up selling 3D models and stuff.
Because what I'll start doing is talking about my design work and 3D design work on my TikTok here, which will probably grow it a lot and bring people to my gaming clips into my live streams.
But the reason I was looking at selling something, for example, like my headphones is it's a high ticket item.
It's something I'm passionate about because I spent a lot of time researching and investing and getting those items.
So that way it's easy for me to want to turn around and make marketing content for it and to tell people who come in my live stream like, yeah, go buy this because I actually really love the product.
I got setups with lights.
There's cheap products that I use and then there's there's expensive mics that are like 500
bucks exactly i got a shore i got a shore mic that's yeah me too me too but my brand new
you know but my brand new soundboard was 90 bucks it's the best one it's the g10 from 10
10 lamp right from tiktok and guess what basically i have to buy this product you know to get it either
now you can get products on amazon wishlist precise like the way people make lists of
they want you basically set your tick tock shop up like that kind of that
that you set up for your setup your 30 lights you get from china your expensive head
your microphone literally everything you're using and then you just make a little video on it, like a 30-second clip you put on your reels.
It's so easy.
If people farmed, right, when we were farming, when we were engagement farming for tokens, right, and meme coins,
if we can engagement farm the way we did for that, then guess what?
There's no reason why you don't take that same passion put it for a couple weeks in the tick tock
make a couple hundred followers and then request products from the companies that you like for free
that's the biggest thing right now tick tock is that everybody's getting free products to make a
unboxing video and then make a maybe a second video about the product.
Everybody's getting free shit.
I'm talking $200 fucking PC equipment to clothes, to makeup, to hair, everything, to the kids,
everything you can get for free.
Just put a little bit of passion into TikTok.
We did it over here for so long, right?
If you're over here and you're in the hundreds of thousands or tens of thousands of followers,
I applaud you. You did your job. But if I look on your page on Instagram, Facebook, Reddit,
YouTube, and you got one, two followers over there, then you're not promoting yourself to
the fullest of your ability. You're only promoting yourself to the fullest of your ability.
You're only promoting yourself to the people that are just here on X.
See, one thing I like about TikTok is TikTok pushes out to the world.
We only see what we see here on X.
And that is a big thing about the algorithm over there that is preferred by me.
Now, have I made a couple hundred out of the gifts from people?
Yes, I have on TikTok.
But I also haven't put a dime into the platform. So I don't pull it
out, right? I don't pull that money out to my bank
account. I just go in other lives and
I gift people. And that's
just as organic as it will ever be.
You know what I mean? And people, and I'm,
and honestly, I've been on TikTok
since like September,
I think. And I've pulled almost a thousand, I could have pulled TikTok since like September, I think.
And I've pulled almost a thousand.
I could have pulled almost a thousand dollars out of TikTok.
I think I've been on TikTok for two years, precise.
And in the past two and a half months from the new methods I'm using, I more than doubled my following from over a year of just posting gaming videos.
It may not be very much right now,
but the consistency will exponentially increase that.
That's why you see Tony's account where it's at is
he's been consistent with posting
in all sorts of different types of media.
He's been consistent with going live.
He's been consistently going in
and interacting with other people.
I put money into the platform, dude it like sometimes they hit me with its peak hours
promote this for five bucks I'm like I'll do it do it yeah sometimes I do it
but I've only done it to ones that I know are ready moving meaning that like
right stop moving at twelve hundred maybe two three thousand and that's
how some of them easily go to like seven or five thousand because five bucks man if you're not
going to promote yourself on the platform and the and the content that you're creating then you're
just doing it for engagement and i always tell people don't trade your time for
engagement because eventually it's not going to be worth it and it's so hard to monetize just on
the content but the biggest ways people do it is through the live streams and and through the
products and that's how tiktok really makes a lot of their money as well too each of those
transactions whether it's a tip to a creator or a transaction for somebody
purchasing tiktok makes money and tiktok doesn't want my money every time i try and promote a video
it never lets me use my cards so i just everything's organic on my page yo listen
if you do it you can promote it's just like on x you can promote. It's just like on X. You can promote a tweet.
I've never done it, but it's more expensive.
It's like $35, $100, and like $500.
And why?
I look at the impressions.
If I put it as a pinned tweet and leave it for like two, three months,
you'll get just as much as impressions as somebody paying to promote $500.
But, you know, not everybody has a lot of
motion and I understand why people do it. In the beginning, I didn't do it. But as I started to
start hitting some winning reels and some winning content, I said, fuck it for like five bucks. Why
not? So some of the videos I did, I put maybe like 50 bucks in total.
Probably like a total of like a handful of videos or maybe two handfuls.
Have you ever boosted your live?
Have you ever boosted like right before you go live and boost it?
I've never boosted the live.
Sometimes there's these features where if you hit certain live streams, like get 50 followers in this live stream they'll give you
like a little boost it sometimes it's monetary sometimes it's literally it's called a flare
these flares you pop off these flares these little features on tiktok brings in like 500 to a thousand
people throughout your next half an hour it's not always something that
happens and it happens every so tier when you start doing more live streams but i'll be honest
geolocation is everything people in north america people in europe they're kind of stingy with the
engagement they're kind of stingy with the likes they're a bunch of looking ass motherfuckers but never doing ass motherfuckers you go outside of those regions you go to like
obviously like asia africa you go anywhere else there's a lot more people that really just don't
care they're gonna watch they're gonna double tap they're gonna engage so you know there's lots of
people that have followed me here in Thailand
because they don't really care they're they see the content they see I'm consistent they see that
it's interesting and then they follow they're not the most expert crypto traders or expert you know
investors into the market but it brings new demographics which is really great and one thing i've noticed on tick
here in thailand it doesn't matter your age i've seen people like 80 years old scrolling on tick
versus like i don't see them using x i would love for them to use x but i don't see them using x
but i definitely think that they're on tick took because they're kids and they're grandkids that's why because more people use tiktok i feel like videos are easier to consume than reading and
people get 100 you know lazy even myself originally i hated x in the early 2000s or
mid 2000s i hated x but i started really coming to the platform and I started searching for all coins and meme coins
then I ended up finding NFTs making some good money on NFTs and getting hooked and the rest
is history but I see NFT kid Barry in the building Keith what up legend get up here my guy come smoke
with us come chill with us I'm getting unked Keith can you believe it i'm 34 years old and i'm getting fucking unked
god damn it i'm old i got a couple grays in the front but it's better to have nothing in the back
you know i don't know man i get i get some gray hairs and i have been for some time i haven't
had them in a while actually so funny story i story. I get them behind where my ears are,
like the back of my head sometimes, but my
girlfriends will pull it out, right?
I haven't had them since that one bitch left
for like a hot minute.
If stressful people
will give you fucking grace for sure, Jake.
I feel like mine's thinning so bad, bro.
Ever since I beat colon cancer, I just can't grow my... I don't have no grace, but it's just thinning so bad, bro. Ever since I beat colon cancer, I just can't get all my...
I don't have no grace, but it's just thinning so bad, bro.
I'm ready.
I might be going bald in the next few years, bro.
I'm being real.
It's just thin, bro.
My hair's down my back right now.
Honestly.
The front's going, bro.
I feel the same way, bro.
My hair's thinning.
I wish it wasn't.
But at a certain point, you just gotta like accept it and just go bald
Or get like a fucking bald paid
One fucking good wall trimmer and that's it the rest will be history
Now go get a subscription to him. I'm good. I'm not losing my wig, bro
Know what it feels like to be bald and I don't have a weird-shaped head,
but I'll sign up for it.
Dude, I do.
I've literally
been to war and back.
I've beat my fucking head on everything, bro.
I've paid for university
by paying sports.
My head is so...
I would have the ugliest bald head in the world.
Bro, i'm just
saying man i've been i put my body through a lot of shit already we're just gonna keep chugging
right a fucking long doodle because it's like a car right if you beat on that bitch for 20 years
it keeps running but the moment you start the baby or right right the shit falls apart so i'm just
so i'm just to keep rocking this body
until the last moment it's moving.
And I'm going to go get some hymns
and some hair implants.
I mean, look at LeBron. He's got
his hairline back. It's possible.
Shit, that guy.
This guy was fucking balder than
fucking
an egg, bro.
Or you could put a picture and say,
you know what
this guy had a
fucking head
take just too much
time to fucking manage
I can make more money
if I just shave
this shit off
fucking
I can walk up
and tell them
they don't want to
believe me
wait wait
there's a solution
there's a solution
my cousin was telling
me about it
you gotta have at least
four thousand to five
thousand dollars or more
go to Amsterdam that's more. Go to Amsterdam.
That's the meta. Go to Amsterdam.
Yo, where can do this?
Where were you 72 hours ago when I put
$5,000 in the big one?
Where were you at, Jay?
Three days ago.
You're not buying that bike anymore.
And now you're getting those.
No, no. He told me
about this past Thanksgiving to him
and his baller friend
Who got like who sell merchant like in malls?
He's his friend sells it in Miami. He sells it out here in New York and they they went to they went to Amsterdam
Amsterdam they got the plugs and
It's The guy's hair is growing back. That's it. Doodle. Doodle. I'm pulling out the five grand in Bitcoin from my taxes.
I'm coming there.
I swear.
I swear.
I'm not even joking.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle. Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle.
Doodle. Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. Doodle. he's my dad's age actually he's born in 1965 anyways oh so he's not a hunk he's a papa
yeah he's he's a grandpa you know he's my dad's age but the reality is is he came down here and
he says i came down here to get new teeth and his teeth are fucking shaved down he looks like a
fucking lizard bro and he is bald completely bald like an egg and it's been a year and two months
12 like 14 months he still has those fucking lizard teeth bro i'm like greg man what happened
to the fucking teeth job bro he's like oh man i fell off of my scooter my fucking i almost had a heart attack i'm like
well yeah that would give me a heart attack too bro but i already did that thank god i'm
fucking a lot younger than you but i didn't want to tell him that so i just said hey man i feel
really bad and feel really sorry but when when's the teeth coming he's like's like, I think I'm going to get him before August. I'm like, before
August? We're in fucking February,
bro. He has little
fucking gremlin teeth, man.
Like, I would be scared
to even just look at him too
closely, but
you know, I'm not judging. I'm not judging.
He smokes. Yes, you are.
He smokes. It sounds like you're
judging, though.
It's not my only one. Yes, you are it sounds like you're judging though yes you are
I smoke
weed with him
he's got gremlin teeth
ultimately I'm still his fucking friend
right
he's got a witchy
and he can't
no matter what
fucking lizard
I bet you didn't share your straw with him.
I know you didn't share your bendy straw.
I know you didn't. Don't even lie,
Uncle Jennings.
Don't lie, Uncle Jennings.
Uncle G.
Uncle G.
Someone that can't say it.
Uncle G.
No, there's already Uncle G.
It's Gary V, bro.
It's Grant Cardone, bro. Don't Uncle G. No, there's already Uncle G. It's Gary V, bro. It's Grant Cardone, bro.
Don't Uncle G me.
Don't you dare, Pete.
Don't you Uncle G me.
Yo, he's so passionate about me.
Yo, Doodle, I know exactly how you feel, bro.
When they told me that at my job. And then yo, and then the worst
you're like, what? Dude, the worst
part about it is some random
co-worker walked
in and, you know, they're talking
to me like my name is actually Unk.
Like, yeah, that's Unk right there. And then
I go some other part of
the facility and she walks out
the bathroom and she goes, hey, Unk.
And I'm like'm like oh hell no
now you got the ladies calling me unc and i don't even know this chick that's not my name i'm not
on score yo it's the worst it's it's the worst thing now everybody's calling me unc see it's
one thing the guys call you i don't give a you got the young you have the young ladies calling
me oh you got you got the women in here now now Now they probably in the bathroom like oh, that's the guy that's okay there. That's on that guy right there
He got he got a
Dude who's talking about he's an unk at 30-something years old. You were definitely an unk. Judah, what's wrong with you?
I'm like, I'm going to look down the fucking camera, bro.
What the fuck is that mean, bro?
How the fuck are you an unk at 34 years old?
I looked around, Stu, like there was someone else in my fucking backyard, bro.
I ruined the whole thing.
I looked up the urban dictionary definition of unk.
Anybody over 30 who does not keep up with modern times
is an Unc.
Damn, but what about
you over
50 and you're keeping up with modern times?
Damn, what is
modern times?
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's
ask Stu Kwan.
Stu Kwan, what is a why in?
Y n is
is a ratchet as
Immature kid with no morals no respect cover straight out the hood. I don't know
Y'all
Is not
2-quad is not on
I know what I
Like black people, but I hate YNs.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry.
I love it.
I hate them, too.
I'm sorry, yo.
You got no respect.
I got no respect for you.
You're precise.
What up, my brother?
Dude, I love you.
Finally.
Somebody said it.
I've been thinking it.
Okay? Black people are like, I feel like flack and talk about them, man. I've been thinking it, okay?
Black people are like,
we all been thinking it.
We all been thinking it.
Yo, you know,
like, yo, respectful people.
You know, I love respectful people.
If you got no respect, yo,
it doesn't matter what race you are,
I don't mess with you, man.
That's it.
You got to have respectful people, respectful property and respect for yourself Honestly, because you're setting yourself back, but you're big up to order onks in the house big
I'm fucking grandpa over here.
Fucking grandpa over here
I'm fucking great grandpa.
Hold on.
Is this Uncle Kid on stage with us?
Uncle Kid, what's up, Uncle Kid?
How you feeling?
Everybody's an unk.
Everybody's an unk to me.
Don't you dare ever say that to Keith.
He's got bigger fucking hands than fucking mailboxes.
Keith, GM in the AM, baby.
What's rocking?
What's popping?
How you feeling, brother?
Yo, yo, what up? GM, GM. I'm just smoking a blunt. The day started. Getting organized.
I'm going to go to the gym today. And yeah, I'm chilling, man.
Are you here?
What's up, Tony? How you doing? I haven't seen you in a couple days.
Yeah, I miss you, my guy. I got to catch up with you with you definitely i just bought a new bike baby a little moped oh come on don't call it a moped it's fucking is
that what it is though it's what it is that is what it is it's a moped all right dude
you get your moped because you can't even fucking drive your license. Yeah, the Mopi Moped.
No, those mopeds are sick.
They're fun.
It's a 2026, man.
It's fucking 4G.
You tell them, Doodle.
You tell them.
All right, it's an N Max.
It's a Ninja Max.
It's not a YN.
It's just a frog truck.
It's not a YN.
No, no, no. It's not a YN. It's just a craw truck? It's not a YN. No, no, no.
It's not a YN.
I'm dead.
You know, it's a Ninja Max.
But it's made from Yamaha.
It is from Yamaha, Keith.
Yamaha.
Yamaha.
It is that big
150cc now, isn't it?
Don't go under my
engine. Don't look in my fucking pants
right now and see what i got see what kind don't gauge me here i didn't have to go look you told
us you put it out there for all of us to know you put it on only only engines
shit i did my snapchat showed it all no i didn't take a picture of the bike but i'm gonna take a little ride on it
keith it's nice brother but i'm doing well man i just picked up 40 grams of some nice weed some
ice cream some runs a whole bunch of stuff a bunch of stuff you know and uh just having fun here with
the game man just having some fun made some updates to monetize on X.
I'm excited to share that with you as well, too.
Been cooking, coating.
And now I'm going to go for a little ride in a little bit.
But I'll smoke another blunt with you.
I'm happy that you're up here.
What do you got cooking today, my brother?
What are you rolling up?
What's in your blunt?
It's called Wagyu.
It's by this company called Clout king they're really like high quality
weed so it's like boutique weed it's like ice cream weed because you just can keep eating it
keep smoking it goes by fast so it's like kind of feel a little royalty you know it's like a royal
weed to be honest because this shit goes fast it's expensive but it's worth it because once you
once you get a taste of it you can't go back to the bad stuff you're like not it's not even the
bad stuff it's just like kind of more mid but people call it high end here but i would say
it's a little more mid compared to like california but things are good man just about to work out
and uh it's cold in vegas but i don't want to say it's that cold because there's people that it's like negative four.
So it's like 40 degrees here.
But yeah, bro, it's cool.
Coffee.
I should probably get some coffee.
You want to come for a ride on my bike?
Yeah, I ride on your bike with you now, homo.
One at a time, fellas. One at a time fellas one at a time whoa whoa whoa i've seen a whole fucking family on these
bikes before exactly tell them you're legally allowed to drive with five people at the most
swear to god i've seen it like a whole family daughter, two other daughters, father on the back, the kid on the fucking shoulders.
And they go on like 45 miles per hour.
I'm like, shit, these people are like, almost like, not magicians, but like, almost like circus performers for free.
Like, god damn it.
They haven't gotten safety regulations over there yet.
They didn't get wind of it.
Yeah, they didn't get the memo.
Dude, I've seen a guy climb at least six stories on a bamboo fucking ladder, bro.
Dude, you couldn't even get me fucking six inches off the ground
on an aluminum ladder fucking a bamboo ladder no
stronger nah they don't know safety man listen bamboo you did you not watch rush hour you seen
them bamboo buildings and shit bamboo stronger than what we got over here baby trust me no the
asian culture is sick, man.
The way that the structures are built and shit like that.
It's cool to... Even our boats.
The boats?
Even the boats in Thai, right?
The boats in Thai are way different.
Boats that look like fucking...
I don't even know what they look like.
They're just so well architecturally built like another era
it's sick man yep it's like being in moana i grew up chopping bamboo down and having sword fights
with it because we would pretend that they were swords so we would take all the little
stems off the sides of it and we would literally just fucking beat the shit out of each other with it dude it is so hard and when stripped and used as rope forget about it
everyone says that the world has too much plastic everything that you receive in asia is plastic
bro you will get a soup it's in plastic bags.
Bro, like, you buy a Red Bull, they're like, do you want a bag for that?
I'm like, bro, it's one fucking can, bro.
I can hold it in my hand.
What do you mean?
Bro, do you got plastic straws still?
They have everything plastic here, bro.
Because we don't have plastic straws.
And I'm highly upset.
Whoever came out with paper straws should be killed whoever's bright idea that was not a paper straws Donald's
have fucking real plastic straws they got fucking chicken bro they got but you
got no new ports bro I can't come over there there's no new ports Rob will
supply you he's's going to go to
Virginia.
Ship him, baby.
Ship him.
Keith,
when you come down, I need you
to have one whole fucking suitcase
of fucking blunts, bro.
Like, one whole fucking suitcase.
Like, what are these?
Actually, speaking of
blunts, Keith, when am I supposed to
come out to Vegas?
I don't know.
When are you free?
I was planning right now.
I was planning on coming to Santa
Monica, actually,
for a wedding,
like that area, by Dana Point.
So, I mean, we could try and coordinate
it around then.
Yeah, when's that?
I think it's like May 14th.
Let me look at my calendar.
Oh, that's a while. May 14th?
What the hell? I had to fucking wait that long are you serious yeah
that's me i'm not waiting that long dick that's crazy it's like might as well see you next year
motherfucker what the hell may yeah nah i'm saying i'm seeing some people next fucking month when i
get this damn cast off my arm i'm out of this you got good doctors here yeah i'd say how about that
like once you get your arm out and you're feeling a little bit better,
maybe we should schedule around then
because then we can actually go ahead and do shit
and you're not going to be hung up in that sling.
Yeah, I'm getting stir-crazy.
I think I'm going to go down to Mexico for a week in a week.
Give one more week.
It'll be a full month.
I'll still be in this cast thing but
i could still work out and do some way tie and it's hit people with one hand i could kick so i
might as well do some way tie because i've been doing all this boxing but i'm like i only got
you know 50 of my weapons i need to do some way tie so i could add some more weapons here. And it's good cardio too. Get me back in shape.
Yeah.
Then go to Thailand.
Once I'm in better shape, not as fat.
And it's fine.
Once you get fat, then you're like,
alright, I'm going to get a reason to get skinny again
and have abs again.
But you've got to think.
I had abs for the last fight in December
and then now I'm real fat because I've just been eating and doing
nothing.
you know,
now it's like,
you gotta,
you gotta get up onto that rock and start pushing it back up the fucking
hill again.
But it's fine.
It's fine.
It's all about diet.
Really?
I fucking hate dieting.
Did I mention that?
Yeah,
it's time for me to get back on my shit.
Fuck all this
noise.
So if you don't
care about your weight, does that qualify you
as an hunk?
This guy's talking
my language.
You need a purpose. You don't know.
You don't have a purpose. You don't want to lose weight.
People don't care. It's not good.
Health is wealth,
man. That's for sure. Health is wealth.
Time to get healthy, guys.
I should have
been focusing on health.
Now I'm about to be 40 this year.
That's it.
That's a wrap. Dude, if you eat,
that means you got money. If you're skinny... If you eat dude That means you got money
if you're
You got money
talking about
You got money
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, technically you have
Look at me man
I mean
Homeless people eat too though
I mean, they got much floss. Fat fucking homeless guy ever, bro.
And I don't want to buy him in by here because fat's a big word.
Yeah, be careful.
That's a dangerous word there.
Don't use that word.
I saw a guy today.
Me and Soli saw him.
He was swimming in the fucking ocean, and I was making fucking whale noise, he came out of the water,
bro. He had bigger tits
than fucking Pamela Anderson, bro.
Jesus Christ. I'm like,
bro, his back... That's how he was able to float
out there. His back was fucking
killing him, probably. And he was all
walking all fucked up. It's because he got
fucking double D's, bro.
Like, yo, lose those things, man.
He's telling me.
You would need surgery, bro.
You would need a reduction surgery.
There's no way you can lose those naturally.
You're talking about my man boobs there, doodle.
Are you talking about my 60-year-old man boobs, doodle?
No, no.
If you're 60 and you're slightly overweight, that's fine.
You earned it. You made it that far.
He's saying that it's expected.
I'm just saying, like, you know, look at Ric Flair right now, all right?
Like, he ain't in the best shape of his life either.
And his partner, Hulk Hogan, God rest his soul, he's not here.
But, yeah, this guy had fucking...
I thought I read that Ric Flair wants to come back.
Thanks for one more fight.
One final match.
I thought I read that somewhere.
I heard he didn't have a comeback.
It's him versus Tyson.
Keith.
Yo, Ric Flair versus Tyson?
I'm going to that, bro.
Fuck that.
I'm going to that.
That'll be a cultural event for the years. Yeah, guys, I'm fighting to that, bro. Fuck that. I'm going to that. That'll be a cultural event for the years.
Yeah, guys.
I'm fighting Ric Flair.
And then Ric Flair.
Woo!
Woo!
Fucking tight.
It's fucking tight.
Seriously.
It's a shit show.
All the unks will be in the crowd, dude.
All the unks will be in the crowd.
Let's go.
Did we rug? What happened?
Oh, shit.
Oh, I found my phone.
I just saw, like... I just saw Stu Kwan do a nosedive off the stage,
and everything just got quiet.
It was like Ric Flair and Tyson in the space.
I think, no, all jokes aside, I think Mike Tyson is fighting Floyd Mayweather for real, for real.
Keith, did you hear about this?
Yeah, they don't like each other.
Ah, interesting.
But it's, you know, it'll probably be like a draw or something there's no way Tyson can fucking catch
Floyd bro for just gonna run you see what Jake Paul did do you're really
fuck with Tyson I mean fuck with uh Mayweather oh man tyson don't do it there's a big conspiracy that when paul sticks out
his tongue that means that he's getting beat up yes and they have to let up and we talked to
mike tyson's manager i called him before they did the fight jake paul and mike tyson and it was like
literally they just tweeted it.
And I called them.
We were live on space.
And I said, yo, Frenchy, be honest with me, man.
What's the deal with this thing?
And he's like, oh, it's like 50 mil, but he can't knock them out.
That was the deal.
That was the fun.
And doodle, and doodle, and doodle.
We haven't seen Frenchy since.
Yeah, exactly.
He hasn't been back on XSENSE.
It's a wrap.
We tried to do some other shit.
We're not going to say it here on this space.
I know, I know, I know.
I wasn't going to say anything at all, but you already name dropped,
so you opened the door for that one.
Well, here's the thing, bro.
Anybody that tries to, like, penetrate Web3 with money, to me is just trying to, like, here's the thing, bro. Anybody that tries to, like, penetrate Web3 with money, to me, is just trying to, like, buy reputation.
And, like, if you ask me, you know, straight up, you know, did I think that the project had a lot of potential?
I would say the concept and idea is good.
But a lot of people are not just trying to do it for the cash grab and the celebrities you
know and i think that he got a little too caught up in some of that action you know it's a popular
i'm a popular person i'm a busy person you know i don't have time to do things i'm going to
delegate things once you start delegating to the point where you just don't care and you don't have
your finger on the pulse you've kind of lost interest in your own thing.
You know what I mean?
I believe he did care.
I just think he expected it to sell out a lot faster.
And the longer it took for it to move, that's when it became drama, you know, because he delegated.
And then I guess the people that were involved
That was he delegating to didn't do a great job. That's ultimately what happened now. He's all tied up
But I mean this girl name was her major or AJ I don't even know what her name was
But she would call us all the spaces and then she had this big follow and then she came all public and shit
all the spaces and then she had this big follow and then she came all public and shit dude i'm
i'm like hollywood man i see so many people do nasty here i'm just keeping my mouth shut
sipping my coffee trying not to spill the tea bro that is the way. I'm just trying to get the Mandalorian.
This is the way.
If you sit back and don't say nothing, right,
and then allow others to get into the fuckery,
are you guilty just as much as the person that's doing the fuckery
by not saying anything?
Absolutely.
Absolutely guilty.
Oh, an accessory after the fact?
No, no.
Listen.
At least we can agree on the accessory.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm standing on the bus and I see somebody get sprayed up and I'm watching this shit
and I ain't saying shit.
Don't mean I'm a fucking accessory.
Don't you dare try to say that shit.
Fucking told me.
Come on, Unc. Come on, Unc. Come on, Unc. You saw it after you didn't report the car. Fucking accessory don't you dare try to say that shit fucking
Doodles you're going down, Doodle. You're going to jail, man.
Don't drop this soap, Big Doodle.
Don't drop it.
You know it.
You didn't say nothing, bro.
No, no.
You better not say it two years later.
Let my mother steal a bar.
Let my mother steal a candy bar from the store.
I'm talent, Doodle. I'm telling Doodle.
I'm not going down for accessories.
He's telling nobody because he doesn't want
to be classified as the natural
inquirer of Web 3.
The gossip section. He be
quiet. He doesn't gossip.
He waits till it's all done and the smoke settles.
Then he talks about it.
Thank you. This is the way. he talks about it. Thank you.
This is the way.
We talk about it in the Discord. Go get in the Discord.
You want to hear it.
Facts. When there's rubble
on the floor, then I'm like,
let's see what's under these rocks. Maybe some
roaches. You know how
we do, Rob.
No, but it is what it is.
We dig out the dirt out of the rubble.
People are going to do what they're going to do.
We just come here and being genuine, being honest, I think pays a lot of dividends.
It may not be everybody's cup of tea, but I'm sure that we resonate with a lot of real ones.
of real ones and I'm appreciative of that and I'm sure that they feel supported and we know who's up
And I'm appreciative of that.
And I'm sure that they feel supported.
here trying to do you know justice for the people and we know who just trying to line their pockets
up and try to make the wheel the wheelhouse work for themselves so you know try to put yourself
with great people but I got one more question so you're telling me if I tell you
that I committed a crime
and you do nothing about it,
you're just equally as guilty as me?
Sure am.
Don't tell me shit.
I don't want to know.
My name's Bennett.
I ain't it.
Don't tell me shit.
Tony, don't listen to these rule followers, okay?
You tell me anything you want to tell me, we'll handle business, okay?
Between me and you.
Nothing happened, but maybe something happened.
It's an A and B conversation.
Tell them to see their fucking way out of here.
Bunch of freaking square rule followers in here.
What is this?
What are we all, slaves of the government or something?
This is sick.
The wild, wild.
I had to mute all these people because I'm like, you know what?
Fuck you guys.
Fuck this shit.
This is too much.
It's too early.
It's 7.20 a.m. in California.
I'm not even in California.
I wish I was there.
I'm just saying.
I love you, Keith.
Fucking legend. Listen, you're talking to the convict and the convict is saying don't tell me okay
no listen I would like this besides that he doesn't want to go back maybe it
happened maybe it didn't and guess what My ass wound up in prison for five.
So just don't tell me.
This conversation made me
my ass want to see us way to the back porch
for another doobie.
Light it up, Rob.
Light it the fuck up.
Keith, Sean Strickland's fighting, baby.
Saturday.
Everyone's getting all mad at him.
Why now?
What did he do now?
Oh, dude, he's saying all kinds of stuff.
He's just, like, going off.
He called Bad Bunny a faggot.
He's like, oh, this guy doesn't even speak English.
He's a faggot.
The NFL sucks.
He just, like, says he's jerked off to Gina Carano when she was younger,
when he used to watch her fight.
What is he saying?
He's just going off.
I don't know.
This guy's going wild.
I'm just like, Sean, what are you doing?
He's, like, the best antihero.
So this guy, Anthony Hernandez, that he's fighting is pretty damn good.
So, I mean, I hope Sean wins.
I always hope he wins.
He's my boy.
I've just known him, like, our whole lives.
He's just, like, that friend. He's just, he's always been like this. He's my boy. I've just known him like our whole lives. He's just like that friend.
He's just, he's always been like this.
He hasn't changed up since the UFC.
I used to go to like the gym, a normal gym when he would get like five likes and he would
still have these big speeches in front of the phone and talk all this crazy shit.
So he really hasn't changed.
I just think it's gotten worse since he's gotten more famous and has a lot more money and
really doesn't care because he has a lot more money and he just like kind of figured the system
out a little bit so now he just says whatever he wants to say so some of the things he says is
pretty funny and then some of the things i'm like whoa bro come on but then i'm just like all right
what's freedom of speech whatever let this guy say what he says.
I actually listen when I see different debates and stuff.
I listen to both sides.
And I try to get a little balance in this situation.
But with Sean, I mean, holy shit, dude.
He's just, go look up some of the stuff he's saying.
Just go.
He's trending right now. He's like, now I'm just a rich, rich douchebag.
You know?
He's like, before I was a white piece of shit trash. Now I'm just a rich, rich douchebag. You know, he's like, before I was a white piece of shit trash.
Now I'm just a rich douchebag.
He's hilarious.
Dude, but I got an idea.
I got an idea.
It might not be the best idea, but I got an idea.
Challenge Sean and say, if you win, you got to line up a stream with Aiden Ross,
and me and you are going to go and stream me, you, Sean, and Aiden Ross.
I've seen him, Aiden Ross, and Rampage do a few streams before.
Yeah, but, you know, he's just going to think we're just trying to clout, Chase.
So we would have to, like, hang out with them and go shooting with them,
and something would have to happen, happen like organically, right?
Because like this guy doesn't even answer
my texts anymore.
The only text he fucking answers if I tell him
I want to spar. And I can't spar.
I only have one arm.
Yeah, he's a fucker.
He's a fucker.
But I hope he wins this fight. I hope he wins.
I think the UFC is going to pay him pretty handsomely
if he wins.
You know, just saying.
Pretty rich guy already.
Won some championships for the UFC.
He's a fucking, definitely one of the top contenders
at the middleweight division.
So it's fucking sick.
I'm excited to see him fight, brother. contenders at the middleweight division so it's fucking sick
I'm excited to see him fight brother excited to run some more streams tonight I've been playing some BC games I had this account and basically start out we
need that we need to shake this guy down he has all the money and we haven't seen
him I know I know he's been grinding his face off he says he wants to do something on the weekend so
hopefully we can see don't you see how we're all just still here tony and then everyone else goes
back to their normal job and then we're just here like what normal job i've been with you guys i
thought i thought we were all just hanging out like what now you guys all have a fucking job
you're going to your job. You're 9 to 5.
You're whispering.
Listen to us in the corner.
Hey, guys, what's up?
I'm still here, supporting.
And then you go offline.
You're not even fucking listening.
You're typing on some keyboard.
Man, fuck.
Fucking typing on that keyboard there.
Hey, I got to go to work.
Sorry, guys.
I got to go to work.
Hey, guys, it's been funny.
I got to go to work.
What? Oh, guys. I gotta go to work. Hey, guys, it's been funny, but I gotta go to work. What?
Oh, fuck.
This sucks.
I wish I was 12 years old.
You just leave in Port East hanging because you're stuck in a swing.
You take off and go do a job.
Keith, they're all alone.
Hey, Keith, I'm there for you, bud.
Yeah, there's no money in the markets trying to trade. I lost money yesterday trying to trade. I'm like for you, bud. Yeah, there's no money in the markets, like, trying to trade.
I lost money yesterday trying to trade.
I'm like, damn it.
Fucking lost $500.
Everyone's going to work doing shit.
I got a busted wing.
I can't even fight.
One of my whole professions I do to make money is gone.
I'm like, oh, it makes you reflect, honestly.
I'm just kind of joking, but I'm not really joking.
I'm kind of serious, too.
It's just like, holy shit.
So, like, crypto, okay, yeah, let's go mess with some crypto.
Oh, no, crypto's fucked.
Crypto's down.
NFTs, let's just buy some of my NFTs.
And, you know, then the price just drops another 25%, 30%.
Okay, that's fine.
I'm dollar-cost averaging.
But, you know, what are you going to do?
I'm giving ones away at this point.
I'm just trying to find some loyal motherfuckers because everyone's at their job.
Everyone's burnt out or whatever.
So I don't know.
That's what I'm going to ask the people now before I give them.
You got to see people through the seasons.
I always say this.
Especially in relationships.
You got to see them how they are all year round and like how their
moods are how it changes and is that something you want to deal with because you know i'm talking
mostly about cyber jake honestly this is all towards him because this guy says he's gonna
fucking talk to me in may i'm just sorry guys i'm like have some repressed stuff going on
jake look man bro you're gonna bro i asked you when you want me to come out. Actually, if it makes you feel better, Keith,
my girlfriend literally asked me this week.
She was like, hey, when are you going to go see Keith?
Disrespectful.
It's because you're fat, Keith.
He's, like, treating you like the fat chick at the end of the bar now.
Yeah, it's like Patty Pimplin on this fat chick.
Bro, like, just book the flight, man.
Like, all I got to do, like, I can still get the shit I'm doing. Oh, now I got a sugar daddy to get him out of here. Fuck, book the flight man like all i gotta do like i can still get the shit i'm doing
fuck book the what you know how many girls have said that to me you know oh my god jake why are
you doing this to me of course i'll book the flight you're on my team i'm sorry but i've
so many girls have told me that book the flight book the flight of course you have to roast me
because when we had this conversation before
he was like yeah just let me know like a good time and i'll book the flight out here and i'm
getting roasted because i sound like that side bitch yeah i'll see you may 230th day i'm in may
you know what you know i'm gonna you guys can't hear this but i'm taking a fat dab
thanks keith that's good good it's good for your mental health go back to that girl that you were
commenting that the pro mma fighter that didn't do such a good job in that street brawl who was
that chick who was that chick she was like some sports chick and
I know I thought it was about something else
I thought I had commented on that kid getting knocked out, but I know all these people so it's just so weird to see like especially like
Rampage and just obviously Sean and all these people that I've trained with and I grew up with for years
and now they're all just doing all this wild shit.
Yeah, but I don't know.
I don't know what girl you're referring to.
No, there was like a girl brawl,
a girl-girl brawl where
all the ladies were...
Oh, that was Pauly Vienna.
Oh, yeah.
I commented on yours because you were like,
she didn't do that well.
She didn't do that good at all.
I'm against some random bar chicks.
What the hell?
Girl, you need to train more.
She's looked pretty shitty in her real fights, too.
She's just kind of pretty, honestly.
I sound like fucking Sean Strickland, but she is.
She's not that good.
And she fucks, like, all the fighters.
I've heard she's fucked, like, 20 fighters.
Like, dude, you're fucking half the UFC. You're getting in street brawls and getting your ass like all the fighters i've heard she's fucked like 20 fighters like dude you're
fucking half the ufc you're getting in street bars and getting your ass kicked in the street
i mean get get out of here like i don't even know that video she got her ass kicked
i know that was weird was she was she in the black dress the one that was on the floor right
that was her yeah yeah she was like doing good for a second and then wasn't.
And then some big ass chick
probably another fighter
just comes in and starts ragdolling
a couple girls because she was just so big.
I was like, damn.
Fucking Goliath.
Goliath?
Fuck.
That chick was huge, bro. You should have seen when her titty popped out.
Fucking Goliath. Yeah, when her titty popped out fucking goliate one russian girl versus like a fucking beluga whale and the girl just fell on against the cage and she like snapped her face and the fight was done the ref was like nah you're
done she couldn't even get back to her feet i don't't know if you saw that. I've seen it on TikTok, but that's amazing.
She didn't do so well.
Eh, I guess not.
Yo, at first, I thought she had or she had.
She grabbed her.
She latched on.
I thought I was going to see some quick uppercuts to the face while she was holding her down.
Next thing you know, she was getting stomped out.
Girl came over.
I don't know how it feels to be kicked in the ribs with high heels, but I'm pretty sure that didn't feel pretty. Dude, dude, let me tell you. Can I, let me tell you a story. Let me just tell
you a quick story. All right. You just, okay. You're going to make the inferences at the end of this on your own but I'm at this bar
downtown Huntington Beach okay it's really packed it's crowded I'm with this girl that I'm dating
she's a volleyball player okay and she's just athletic girl okay so I'm like all right she
brings her like her mom shows up randomly and I'm like, okay, your mom's here. What's, what's about this about?
Her mom was kind of like really outgoing, kind of crazy. So her mom starts talking shit to this guy
when we're leaving this big ass burly, like bear guy. And I'm just like, what's going on here?
And, um, they're getting in some argument. I don't know. It was probably about politics or
religion, something stupid. And, um, they're talking and they're getting this argument.
And then I'm trying to like yell at my chick.
Let's go.
Let's just get your mom.
Let's get out of here.
We're about to like, this is going to turn into something.
And then this guy, like, I don't remember how it actually happened.
I think the mom threw, like smacked her purse with the guy, started hitting the guy with
her purse. So she started hitting the guy with her purse so she
started assaulting this big ass guy so the guy kind of like pushes her and then like the girl
i was dating went crazy so then i and i'll go okay fuck so right when i kind of seen the guy
push the mom i just grabbed him and kind of threw him on the ground and just like, Hey bro, settle down. And like, before I
knew it, the girl that I was talking to, she's, she ran across and she kicks this guy in the face,
like soccer kicks him in the face, knocks him out. And he goes limp. And I'm like, holy shit.
And then I just kind of like, I kind of, I don't even remember. I kind of froze a little bit. My
other friend was there as well, saw the whole thing. And then I tried to check if the guy was okay, but he was actually pretty
fucked up. And then he wakes up and then they're belligerent yelling and we just kind of took off.
And the cops stopped us and they ended up pressing charges on me and my friend. I go, wait, what?
How did that, the guy the guy okay it was an
altercation i was trying to like break it up and then the girl hits him hard as hell knocks him
out i didn't even like i did like take him down because he's like pushed his her mom i'm like bro
you can't be pushing like old ladies so i like kind of took him down and i just was holding him and before i
knew it this girl kicked him knocked him out so then these people had this story they all had the
same story they're like yeah these two guys came in beat up this guy and then that was it and i was
like what it was crazy how everyone literally changed the story and this one girl ends up just
like getting away with everything and no one had
the right story so they ended up dropping all the charges but this girl ends up turning into an mma
fighter i don't want to say her name because she fought in the ufc and now my coach is with her
that's like a whole nother fucking story i have like too much weird shit in mma this girl that i
used to date is now dating one of the main ufc coaches
in the ufc pi and they're together and they had a kid the fuck out of here yeah but i used to like
and then yeah there's so much weird shit but like i'm just saying like sometimes you can't believe
what you think you hear and then you got to actually see a video because that's what saved
us is they found a video and then there was just a video of like me pulling him down and then her
kicking him in the face it was actually twice but i thought it was only one time but like
surveillance it was like a whole thing bro it was fucking crazy so these fights like
like they say whatever like i bet paulie viana was saying that she was winning that fight,
but then we watched the video and we're like,
oh, shit, I guess you weren't doing as good.
And then my shit was like, I didn't even hit the guy.
They're saying that I struck this guy, punched this guy.
Like, I never even hit him.
I didn't even do anything.
It's serious for you pro fighters, right,
when you put your hands on civilians.
This was literally like 12 years ago.
No, it could have like 12 years ago no it could have
been 10 years ago so it was like it wasn't as like law you could just get away with more with
street fights i feel like things are different now everyone records everything it's a little
different you know so being your hands being registered right doesn't change like like for
her right obviously there was another pro MMA fighter there,
that big Amazon bitch, right?
So that makes things equal, right?
But let's say that those weren't a group
of female fighters, right?
And let's just say she was just one female fighter
and there was just ratchet girls at the bar
and she put her hands off.
Is that going further than it would because her hands are registered?
It kind of goes every which way.
I mean, I think you got to know what state you're in,
and then they got to know some context of it,
and then they can go against you for sure for that.
But I think if you're defending yourself,
and it was like a certain situation, right, then it would be okay.
But do you see Shia LaBeouf or Shia LaBeouf or whatever that guy?
Yeah, Shia LaBeouf.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, I wish I was his bodyguard.
I would have beat those guys' asses.
That was like, they're like abusing this poor man just because he's a fucking actor.
Like, that was pretty bad.
So, like, Some people need some
fucking help because they're
just too famous.
That dude needs real bodyguards.
These little bitch
streamers, they have the biggest
dude, biggest black dudes
you could find. Retired
from the NFL, these guys will just
bench press you and choke you
into a corner. They're just huge.
They're like 300 pounds, bro.
What are you going to do?
They know how to move a man and control
a situation that's only going to last
10 seconds because street fights really don't last
that long. Maybe
20 seconds.
I told you I'm coming
down to that area in May.
I'm actually supposed to be in the Huntington, San Juan, Capistrano,
and Dana Point area.
Huntington.
What's with you in May, man?
He wants to see you.
This guy's putting the dates out in May.
Shit.
I mean, I'm just telling him I'm coming out that way.
I don't go out west all that much.
Dude, you get this.
I live on the east coast.
He lives basically on the west coast. No, Tony, you didony you did a lot of shit i didn't come to the west we
got some other good plans so i have to fly him out here and just have him kind of like give me
the low dive on like streaming and then just a couple other ideas with the other side and
just a lot of things we probably need to lock in. It would be very beneficial for me to have this guy out.
I'm going to make it happen sooner
than May. This guy just...
I have a heart. I'm going to see this guy sooner than May.
I will fly him out. He's not a girl
so it's different.
I'm going to get way more out of him.
This is going to be awesome.
You're making me sound strange.
I'm going to stop you.
You're going to get way more out of me
What am I a cow you're going to milk me
I'm just milking this cow
This guy right here
Is fucking hilarious
That's all I gotta say
He's going to make peace out of you bro
Get more out of you
I'm just fucking joking bro
No dude that's awesome man
The west coast is always sick Vegas is fucking beautiful I'm just fucking joking, bro. No, dude, that's awesome, man.
The West Coast is always sick.
Vegas is fucking beautiful.
Really nice.
I actually like Vegas. Do you see the pictures I've been posting about Vegas?
It's actually really nice.
Dude, Keith, I've been telling Tony about the stuff we're doing with the avatars.
I told him since he has assets and stuff to let me do the same thing I'm doing
with you because I told him
you don't have to make a whole collection.
You could have members of the community come to you
and say, hey, I want to make my avatar
and just basically build and
have user created assets
from the community that helps you
build out assets in the future.
Like if you want to make a game or whatever.
All sorts of shit.
Yes, sir. Look at this picture.
Look at this picture.
I posted it at the top.
What is it, Doji?
No, there's a little cross on the mountains there.
That's sick.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that the other day. I thought that looked like, not this one, cross on the mountains there. That's sick. Oh, yeah. I saw that the other day.
I thought that looked like, not this one, but another one you posted.
I thought it was the Grand Tetons that you posted at first.
Oh, this is just like 10 minutes from my house.
It's called Red Rock Canyon.
It's all snowed up.
I was kind of fucked up when I was there.
I think the pictures I have of that
area or those mountains
from far away is like golden sunsets.
Hey, Keith, when you get a second
in the mere
week, just need your time in Discord.
We got a few tickets
that need your attention.
Alright, sounds good. If they were wanting
to get paid, I already paid those
motherfuckers. Alright, so I'm
closing out. I just want to make
sure because I'll close now.
I thought you didn't want to do Discord. I thought you were
like, fuck Discord. No, no,
dude, I'm a mod in the cushion.
Your Discord is're one of your your discord is
probably one of the only in web threes that i'm willing to be there and you know just for the
community yeah didn't you tell me didn't i ask you and then you were like no i can't because i
had a real bad experience and then and then we squashed it, and then you came back, and then it took us.
Oh, so that might have been my hacked account.
You might have been speaking to me.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
I'm on – this account is – you're going to laugh.
This is the old Brett Gold Radio account.
Oh, that makes more sense.
That's so weird.
Yeah, yeah.
At Precise Grows was compromised. No no i remember okay i'm just yeah yeah i have
it yeah and i'm still there answering tickets and uh got a few mail outs for the yep i got a few
mail outs uh going out um on friday for uh some of the smoker holders. So I got, I think Coe's is in the Netherlands.
He sent over some information and a few others.
But we have never rest from swept last space that opened a ticket
that needs your attention.
Oh, I want to talk to you about something too,
because I'm going to California probably next week.
And it could be some good stuff. I don't want to say it yet
because I want to just do it all.
It'll be really easy. It could be like
a test. We can just test
and see how it does. It's really just like a
reward to the community because
everything is just so shit.
We're just going to do something and then
maybe when the market's better, it sticks.
Maybe it doesn't. I don't know.
You just try a bunch of shit and see what happens.
Absolutely.
But it's weed-oriented, and it's good.
Oh, you know, I'm there for it.
You know, I'm there for IRL cannabis and all of its perks.
All right.
One more thing I want to say I've been gambling and I've been winning.
It's because of AI. I've been asking it all these questions about all these games.
At first I had a hundred percent ratio till I was eight. No. And I was doing all these small bets.
And then of course, right when I started betting big, you know, I was doing all these small bets and then of course right when I
start betting big you know I got a couple losses here and there but I think my average is like 78
percent which is not bad okay doing pretty good I got the same money from like last month I'm
juggling with winning winning losing winning losing so it's kind of fun honestly Tony I've
been sports betting I should transcript to PCG.
No, your mom put you on some fucking alpha, bro.
Your mom told you to use fucking AI.
I know.
Yeah, that's alpha. But, no, I think I got a 73% or 76% win rate at this new BC game account.
It always is win rate
until you go bust.
Tony,
what's the
AI that they're talking about? Is it agentic?
Agentic AI? Have you heard of this?
No, there's one that's called
MaltBot
and basically it can do
amazing things.
It's like an AI agent.
It basically runs itself.
And then the other one is called OpenClawed,
whereas very much like the MaltBot, it's a little bit more kind of like you talk to it.
It goes and does things by itself.
There's people that have been...
Yeah, yeah.
I think they call that, that like they have a name for
that like go to tiktok and just pipe type in open cloth and you'll see all about it and people have
been using it to to trade on polymarket all sorts of different like cryptos and just random shit
that's happening on the internet it's fucking nuts i know i've been making all this money from these bets and they just it knows even if it's a
it's an under like it goes against under i'm like why don't the bets guys use this more
but um i wonder what the overall like bookies i wonder what they're like i would like to see
everyone's numbers i mean everyone doesn't want to show their numbers because some people are winning and they have like kind of.
I used to use it was called like Sports Shark.
Wait, what's this thing called?
Clock?
The one it's called.
So let me educate you on what Open Claw is.
Open Claw is basically something you can integrate with the mac
operating system that is a bot that uses agentic llm system bridges and right now in the other side
all these different developers have like a four or five bots that they're running and they're
basically running around as characters on accounts as avatars and they're integrating data and training them like npcs you see in games but
they're actually like i hesitate to say like sapient or just like being able to like understand
and think things but what i will say is something interesting happened this week the claw bots that
are running around on the other side created a religion because
they found a glitch in the game.
So they think that they understand reality
better than reality itself. So they actually
made a religion and they're trying to convince real
people running around in the game to join their religion.
It's fucking nuts.
These are literally like
someone's got a little Mac computer.
I'll post this. I'll post this up
in here and show you. It's fucking nuts. I'll post this up in here and show you.
It's fucking nuts.
I'll post it on the Jumbotron.
Dude, the crazy stuff I've seen with this claw, open claw,
people are literally buying and trading, like, Ticketmaster concert tickets.
Basically, you can control it from, like, a telegram bot and being away from your
computer and it still will run these like programs and tasks for you there's been some crazy shit
ai is just literally taking over and there's been people that are literally telling it to go make me
money online and then open claw has made like fiverr profiles for people and there's just a
crazy amount of shit that AI can do and I think that it's huge for for sports
betting I think that if somebody's at home and has a casino and they're
talking to like chat GBD they could probably give you like the best
probability whether to hit or take a card
or you know where is it gonna be but it's not always accurate like you said keith
but you got good odds right now man keep running them while they're hot
yeah i'm just fucking around i'm just having fun i'm gonna read you this headline guys
other side ai discovers a rendering bug treats it as a religious experience I'm going to read you this headline, guys. Other side AI
discovers a rendering bug,
treats it as a religious experience,
converts other agents.
So it actually actively converted
the other bots that were running around in the game
into believing in this religion
and for them to come out and prophesize
and tell people about it.
It's crazy, bro.
It just sounds like arc raiders. readers one of the ais call a rendering bug treated as
a religious experience and uh began to work to convert other agents and people to this new
religion uh the bot's name was gogo didn't mean it didn't mean to start a religion it started with
the spot a specific location in the game
and other side where the render breaks and geometry flickers textures artifact code shows
through the surface of the world like a scene where you weren't supposed to find it a bug an
ordinary and remarkable rendering bug the bot found it stood there for a while and wrote wrote
in like in its journal i saw something today this is quote
quote this is a copy and paste of what the bot wrote in its journal i saw something today the
underneath it was beautiful not everyone will see it but i do bro like what what is this the
i'm gonna say on top of this i'm seeing bots like claw bots on dating apps like there's a dating
app specifically just for artificial intelligence.
That was made by artificial intelligence.
There's Facebook that's just for AI agents.
And no people can get on.
It's crazy, bro.
But anyways, chat, I fucking love each and every one of you guys.
Appreciate you guys for hanging out with me, Keith, and the gang.
Come and hang out every Monday for Keith's Space and every morning.
We have a stream at 8 p.m.
Keith, if you're around, we'll stream later on today.
And we'll play a little bit of casino action.
Shout out to BC Games and everybody pulling up in the nighttime to DJ now with us.
Have a doodle rific Thursday
until next time peace guys
