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CRYPTO COFFEE & CRACK FOMOFM
Recorded: July 28, 2025 Duration: 2:34:52Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants draw parallels between the drug trade and the crypto market, exploring themes of partnership, growth, and the cyclical nature of trends. The conversation humorously touches on the idea of launching a 'crack coin,' reflecting the speculative nature of new token launches, while also addressing the decline of certain markets and the importance of innovation.
Full Transcription
Thank you. I don't know if I'm rugging or not or what's going on if you guys could hear me throw up an emoji.
I'm here bro. I can hear you.
You hear me? What?
Yeah, I hear you bro. Something clear.
Perfect, perfect
Perfect, perfect.
Good evening, man
Good evening man.
Dabba, what do you think about H-Bar, bro?
Just before this space starts up
Tony, call us a
Say I'm the biggest
Stepping up since my mama stayed in them apartments
Regardless
My daddy told me to keep the the heat when I'm in forest
I'm honest cuz he niggas is hating on me just because I'm the big the large the biggest the
Lord came out with just a hard time
These niggas just maggots they bitchin my
Like right there by your all kind
Oh before with a loco tell them run this back like-so. Got this rap shit here in the chokehold. Did a show out in Austin. Shout out to Bobo. Moved out the trenches, now look how he live.
Tell him I'd be him to furnish the crib. Walk out the mall with some shoes for the kids. Deposit
checks from my bank for limbs. Pay the mall right now, I'm up for the year. The view look crazy for
me. What I paid for some dollars, could've bought me for next Texas. Please on my neck, could've
bought your car. Say I'm the biggest, the largest. Stepping up since my mama stayed in them apartments.
Regardless, my daddy told me keep the heat even when I'm in forests.
I'm heartless.
Cause these niggas is hating on me just because I'm the biggest.
The largest, the biggest, the largest.
Just a caliput, get in the front.
Let my little brother, Roland McDudge.
My little boy get whatever he want.
Madam T don't be asking for much.
Oh, and lean on the nuggets of worms.
Spill the rest of that drink in a
bunch. Let's rest on some, I had to
stunt. Right, rich, I just did it because
600 to labor, you know how we
coming. Tell them niggas they ain't taking nothing.
Standing on penis, we shooting to punch it.
Hey, man, nigga, go get you some money. I just
got off a tour finna go on another one.
Album done finna drop me another one. Couple
ends finna run up another one. Super Bowl
ring, shit I had to go do.
They say I'm the biggest, the largest.
Stepping up since my mama stayed in them apartments.
Regardless, my daddy told me keep the heat
even when I'm in fours.
I'm heartless.
These niggas is hating on me just because I'm the biggest.
The largest, the biggest, the largest.
Hey.
Yeah, you guys hear the music, right?
I just want to make sure the soundboard's working.
Nope.
It was a very instrumental.
What?
It was just a fucking acapella, bro.
There was no music on that.
What do you mean there was no music on that?
There was no music on that.
It was just the guy rapping.
Hey!
Shut the fuck up.
How is that even possible?
It's the truth.
How is that even possible? The truth
How is that even possible? I'm the biggest and the largest dab don't you forget it
Big sexy bring a big sexy back brother. I have no fucking clue how that how that does that It's coming straight from the computer like I'm listening to it. Let's try something else. I'm fucking a dude doodle
It's all good.
No, that's weird.
I'm here at 6am blowing shit up here with the weed man.
Dude, that's fucking weird as fuck.
Main stereo mix.
I have no idea.
My bad.
The other one was playing, I guess that was from my soundboard, so that was fine, so...
The other one was playing, I guess
that was from my soundboard, so that was fine.
I'm glad it took that long for you to tell me.
Doodle messages me with, like, the last, like, four seconds of the song.
I'm wondering if it's, uh...
Because of, uh...
What the fuck is that?
iTunes. Because that wasn't coming from you know you got youtube yeah so i'm trying now
and it wants to give me some bullshit it's the biggest and the largest, baby. What the fuck is going on with my shit?
Play the goddamn music!
We're getting there.
We're getting there. Rock a bite, baby.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I got kids.
It tells, you know.
He's like, you know I'm a father.
You know I'm a father. I'm not'm a father. You know I'm a father.
I'm not just a fucking baby daddy.
I'm a father.
I'm a father.
I didn't go get milk and never come back.
I'm kidding.
I'm sorry if that happened to you.
I am.
My apologies.
Tell me if you hear it now.
Like full shit.
Chasing, chasing, all right.
Yes, no?
You can cut out of it, doesn't she?
Hey, yo.
Did you hear anything, Doodle?
You can only hear his voice.
We hear it.
You can only hear his fucking voice.
Stop fucking lying to him, all right?
Literally, you can't hear the beat.
I hear no beats.
Exactly.
Jesus Christ.
It sounds very acoustic, not acoustic, vocal only.
You're not hearing any beat?
That's so fucking weird.
Yeah, it literally sounds like he should not be employed.
He should not have a label record.
It's probably because of settings from when we were streaming at the fight and shit.
But the ones that are programmed in here work fine.
Now I'm going to have to figure that out because it sounds just fine on my end.
Just want to let you know, Dab and Doodle, I am just passing by.
Wanted to come show up, show some love.
I'm going to be hopping into the Mooster space here as soon as it fires up. But just wanted to come show up, show some love. I'm going to be hopping into, uh, you know,
the, the booster space here as soon as it fires up, but just wanted to give you guys that love
and show you what's up on this beautiful fucking Monday. Well, it's a hundred fucking degrees and
my nuts are sticking to my left and right fucking thighs. And you know what? I'm glad I could give
you those visuals. Okay. I am. I am. Yes, sir. The fucking big meatness big daddy motherfucker goes ahead and says yes
it is sweltering hot and my nuts are fucking roasting like og peanuts
i fucking i fucking love it no homo no diddy no diddler but i
oh dude we need no lube buddy I ain't looking you in the eyes, buddy.
Dude, I woke up at 4 a.m. today, and I was like, well, I got to get posted, Doodle.
Doodle, you didn't hit your fucking goal today.
You said you'd do 20 fucking push-ups.
You only did 14, you motherfucker.
Get back on that timeline and give me another five posts i said you know i'll rack
hey dude i'll rack out 20 push-ups with you right now you want to do it i'm down all right hold on
give me a second give me you you say when i'm already in position all right right, I'm ready. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20.
I'm in the weed shop doing push-ups at 6 a.m. With no shirt now
You guys got the whole visual get the whole visual
Yeah, I love that. Oh, you're a fucking real one plus you wait three times my body's weight or at least two times
So that's a lot more effort required than me doing those 20 push-ups.
So you're a fucking legend, bro.
I'm 385, brother.
Dude, that's amazing.
I'm 150 soaking wet.
It's like coming out of the shower.
Yeah, buddy.
Dude, that's awesome, man.
I'm happy that you're fucking, you're feeling strong.
I've been going to your team. I've been training a lot. I think I could probably do like good 50 to 75 straight.
If I do them slow and I do diamonds, I can only do about 15 to 20 per set.
Take a three minute breather, do another 10 to 15.
Diamond pushups is like fucking the hardest type of pushup. Well, you got to think in wrestling, I was doing about 350 to 400 a day.
Beast. Absolute fucking beast. I wrestled 189, 215 and heavyweight, three consecutive
weight classes.
My man's gonna fucking break your heart.
Dude, you and the Brooklyn Brawler gotta put on a show, bro.
Get you and the Brooklyn Brawler
in the mix.
Ooh, wait.
I'm so out of shape, though.
Round is a shape, so I'm still in shape.
I'm on a seafood diet i see food
and i eat it no you're a legend bro we all gotta worry about our fitness and our health and our
wealth we gotta enjoy our crypto and our long lives or else all this investing is not even
worth it so keep it up crow i'll fast so i do fasting though i just picked it up, crow. I fucking love the diet. Oh, yeah, dude, I'll fast.
So I do fasting, though.
I just picked it up about a month ago where I'll go ahead and fast for a week.
I'll eat for a week, fast for a week,
eat for a week.
I love it.
I only eat, like, once
or twice a day at the most,
but generally about once a day.
Not because I'm lazy or anything.
It's just I got so much energy.
I'm fueled up with water, doing the right things.
I'm ready to go, bro.
No, I mean.
You give me some crack.
Then I turn into another monster.
I used to some crack. Then I turn into another monster. I used to sell crack.
You didn't even ask for my backstory.
You know, my backstory was I was a crack deal back in the day.
No, I'm just fucking kidding.
Dude, that space this morning, it had me rolling over a debt.
I was crying.
It was funny
I'm one of those that I have that professional aura
That I'm just
Stonewalled to shit like that
Especially being recorded spaces
You know
You never want
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day.
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day.
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day.
And she was a crack dealer back in the day. I was a crack dealer back in the day.
And this was some random
Joe Smollett that fucking snuck onto your
BC game stream with you and
Deb.
Yeah, bro.
And, you know, I invited him back here to the space tonight because there was a special
space.
I put crack in the title.
I thought he'd just pop up out of the bush or something.
I just read that.
You know?
For fuck's sake, it's so good.
I didn't even put cannabis.
I just put crack on the last one.
I thought he would just jump out of the bush.
He'd be like, I'm back, motherfucker.
We would have had a whole fucking episode like Dr. Phil.
Yo, Doodle.
I'm back, chilling crack, motherfucker.
Doodle.
Doodle.
Pin his post.
Pin the post.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
So I asked for a visual.
Mike, I see you laughing, Mike. I asked for a visual. Mike, I see you laughing, Mike.
I asked for a visual, and I was like,
does anybody have eyes on this guy?
Like, does anyone know what he looks like?
And then after, he must have heard me say that.
And then it's a Bonnie and Clyde type of thing.
You know, I don't even know how to say it.
Do you got it on the clip there?
You know what I mean?
It's a Bonnie and Clyde type.
Bonnie and Clyde type.
Bonnie and Clyde.
You know, not and Clyde.
And Clyde.
But anyways, it was amazing.
It was so fucking good.
That's probably the best content we shot all year, unfortunately.
Dudo, did your abs recover from laughing
so hard bro i was spitting out coffee i was i i don't even have any paper towels anymore i used
all of them cory bro were you hearing this shit yeah bro i was here i caught the i caught towards
the end of it and then i went back through and re-listened to it
because i always like to listen to the space because i miss usually like the first hour ish
um i was dying i was sitting here working i had it playing like a little podcast with it in my ear
and i had i was on a call and i had to mute myself because I was dying. Bro, it was just so fun.
It was incredible.
And then I saw the song come out.
And then once the song came out,
I died all over again.
Sweet baby Jesus.
This was too good.
This was too good.
Play the clip just one time entirely, Scott.
I only have one phone.
I can't be going back and forth because I got addicted to that.
I'm not going to lie.
It was just addicting as crack just hearing it.
It was like musical crack to my ears.
To my fucking ears.
Wait a minute.
Did you say crack?
Is that what you said?
Did you say crack?
Yes, a musical crack to my ears.
I felt like it was just the one, you know what I mean?
I was like, it felt different.
It felt warm.
It just felt like it was the one.
And it's crazy because my backstory was, I used to be a crack dealer back in the day. And to be a crack dealer back in the day.
And she was a crack dealer
back in the day.
No, I
respect that. I like that too.
No, I
Oh, you're left on me. No, I respect that, you're left, Tony.
No, I respect that.
I like that.
Two hustlers, great minds think alike, bro.
Great minds think alike.
That is the quote of the day, everyone.
Great minds think alike.
You heard it here.
We respect it.
That should be in everybody's goodnight pose tonight
every
minds think alike
that's a sprinkle
taking his photo it's going to be a GM photo tomorrow
fuck
do you think
that there's another side of the story honestly
check the jumbotron
out guys
yeah take a look at the jumbotron out guys.
Yeah take a look at the jumbotron like Rob said.
Corey this is him with his Bonnie and Clyde.
His uh his uh lover through through crack dealing.
Well I'm sure it didn't happen just like that,
but it sounded like that.
That's what I'm saying.
It didn't happen just like that.
It just sounded like that.
It was warm,
and you just know.
When you know, you know.
It just fits perfectly same level i was considering this space v to be like call in with your problems but then after no one would call you know we'd get like just like
some people coming up from like burner accounts like, Hey, Doodle.
I'm like, yeah, I remember that voice.
Rob, is that you?
You're like, yeah, man, it's me and a new PMP.
I'm like, ah, Rob, you got me.
But no, I'm really, I was thinking about doing like a funny,
a funny fucking version of Doodle Genics and just going on stream and just having people call in the fucking channel and just hearing the
nonsense because i think it would be hilarious gory i don't think it would be web3 content
but i think on my personal time i'm gonna just fish on one of those oh mingle fucking things and
and see if we could do something like that because i was gonna say
tiktok it feels like that could be like a tiktok trend your bio would be searching for my crack
dealer ho
it's in the making guys
I can listen to it all day like just chopped up different ways to Scott So like it's like little sushi by scene
I'm gonna have to cut it up and put it on like all the pads of the soundboard so that it could be fucking like
Make a fucking sick remix
So Lee what would happen if you're in the fucking Netherlands and somebody gets caught
with crack? They're just beating them to a bloody pulp.
Bro, for drugs you don't get a lot, or for raping, or for sexual abuse, or for child
abuse, you only get max a year or two, bro.
And she was a crack deal back in the day.
Yeah, man.
Because for selling drugs
You don't get so long in all that money
And she was a crack dealer back in the day as well
And she was a crack dealer back in the day
That's an annoying laugh now that I listen feel it back in the day.
That's an annoying laugh now that I listen to it.
Bro, we need that laugh to wake us all up.
That laugh is so annoying.
I've got to stop laughing like that.
But he made me laugh so hard.
Sorry, dude.
Fucking Scott.
Yeah, but that left us amazing.
Scott has enough to do for the next year with just that clip from today.
I need to put it on all the sound pads.
This would be so amazing.
And what was he saying about how
connected they were after he met her?
I couldn't remember after he goes back.
And it felt the heat
or something?
Bonnie and Clyde type shit.
Hold on, we'll get to that.
Where is this?
Why do you got to play that live?
No, I respect that.
I like that.
I like that.
God is going to remix this shit like fucking bust the rhymes in the fucking anyways ah see he's trying to get him mike's trying to get him in here mike i sent him a
message i'm like yo yo bro you off work he's gonna fucking have like a hundred thousand followers in
no time you know what i mean he's probably driving around to his clients, bro.
You know what I mean?
He's probably calling his buddies, but like,
can someone check to see if there's a warrant out for my arrest right now?
You know what I mean?
Shit.
Hiding.
It was back in the day.
We find out back in the day.
It was like three and a half months ago.
Jesus Christ Yeah I do feel like people say
Back in the day shit
So you just don't judge them
You know what I mean?
Well they're still doing it
Back in the day
When I say back in the day
That was back in my 20s When I say back in the day, that was back in my 20s. When I say back in the day,
so that's like 30 years ago for me. Yeah, but you said it has to be at least a couple decades.
I was like, you know, like, like, you can't be back in the day and you're like 27 and you're
doing this shit when you were 22. That was like, yo, you were just doing that shit. You know? So
I feel like, yeah, the back in the day gets thrown around a bit.
It's like, yeah, I was doing this shit back in the day.
Really?
We were having this space at what time last night?
Like 10 PM, 9 PM back in the day.
It was probably early that morning before lunch, you know, like selling this shit at
lunch.
I decided to stop.
You know what I mean?
You know, shit.
Dude, I can't.
We're going to hell.
There's like at least a two-hour space dedicated to this.
We fired a new one up specifically for this.
He better show up.
I want another story.
I need part two.
We know how they met.
Now I want to know.
I want to know the next chapter
in the story of
crack dealers falling in love.
Yeah, I actually want to hear
her side of the story too.
Because I always feel like this love affairs
have two sides of the story.
The other side. He rolled up on me.
Yo, I fucking...
I want to know who had the better crack.
I grabbed my shot. I want to know who had the better crack i grabbed my i want to know who had the better
crack he's like yeah you know she got me addicted to her and i just couldn't leave her you know
i don't know i don't know it's some crazy it's some really crazy i've never
heard some like this happen in my life, but
One bag of crack, please
Like once I've seen her, I was like She was like, like, she was just the one, you know what I mean?
I was like, when I pulled up on her, I was like
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day
Brack, crack dealer back in the day
She was a crack dealer back in the day
Nice Crack dealer back in the day day
play it again play it again my friend making me music it's crack he makes music so fire. It's crack listen the original. Can you play it again?
The original man here with some friends you're making me look bad, bro. You gotta play this. Oh, I'm on them speaker bro. I'm high as fuck man. Okay It's the one you know what I mean I'm going to be with a drink. I'm going to be with a drink. I'm going to be with a drink. I'm going to be with a drink. I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
I'm going to be with a drink.
You like it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got a thumbs up.
Kopp kum kopp.
Have a good day, guys.
Enjoy.
And don't do crack.
Bye bye. Thank you. Have a good day, guys. Enjoy.
And don't do crack.
Bye-bye.
Bro, there's nobody that can do the shit that I do.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry not sorry, bro.
We just got a thumbs up from the people in the store that run the bodega.
Basically, I bought something something and he's like,
yeah, I said, my boy does music.
It was pure crack.
He liked it, the original.
That was awesome, bro.
All night, bro.
I'm taking the video for it also.
You're what?
I'm doing the video for it.
Oh, you're shooting doing the video for it
yeah I got the doodles laughing and dancing no no no yeah don't put the
doodles in there no it's really you're gonna turn them into crackhead bears no
just like the conversation the doodles the doodles are listening to the
conversation and then you thought dancing to the fucking beat.
Well, you see, this is where I got messages last night.
I was like, doodles, is this really the direction you want to go?
Did producers allow you to go run with this?
And I just said yes.
And, you know, now we got bears holding crack.
Well, it is what it is, I guess, you know.
It all starts with a love story.
When you know it's the one, it's the one.
It all starts with a love story and then it turns into a crackhead.
I'm going back to the store now I used to be a crack dealer back in the day. And he pulled up on her, too.
When I came into space earlier
this morning, when you guys were
talking about this, I was laughing so hard sitting back here.
And now you guys got me laughing really hard again on the same dude pulling up on his crack dealer girlfriend before it was his crack dealer girlfriend.
But I hate what is everybody smoking this afternoon?
I dropped a picture in the comments showing what I'm smoking.
I went and bought me a 10-pack today of some really good indica.
Nice.
I just picked up three strains right now.
I just literally left the dispenser.
You heard me.
I got some more black mamba.
I got some of the cherry.
And I got some platinum cookies.
So these ones are all really high potent.
Gorilla nugs, big fucking nugs, baseball bats.
About baseball nugs.
So I'm excited to light this shit up.
I got a joint in my ear right now.
We're going to go run this space for another hour.
Have a fucking blast.
I'm done with it.
All right, Scott,ott i gotta let it go
but we gotta hear that song from the original one more time one more time because it was actually
sick the original play that back bro he mixed it like he was baby. One minute, let me get it on the speaker.
Yeah, correct.
One minute, one minute, let it load up.
How's everybody doing, man?
Doing good.
Doing good, man. Doing good, bro.
You're snacking again,
Salty.
I'm making some boiled eggs right now,
for work tomorrow as well.
And just for now.
Got work in a few hours. I'm like,
I'm like,
you know what I mean?
I used to be at Greg Taylor back in the day.
Greg Taylor back in the day. She Greg, they look back in the day. Greg, Greg, they look back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
Greg, we were back in the day.
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She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day.
She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day. She was a Greg, we were back in the day that's awesome man that's awesome just around Awesome. Just fucking around.
Anybody there?
I do have to say one thing to Mr. Doodle.
Tony, you're an amazing man.
I love your app.
I love what you're doing for Monetize OnX.
And I love what you're doing for all of us who are in Monetize OnX.
Because consistency does pay off.
I broke a million impressions for one week.
And I'm almost 1.7 million for the month.
Let's go.
He's in space. Maybe he wants to come up?
Early.
Can you send him an invite, Doodle?
Wait, he's here?
Yeah, he's here.
Oh, shit, he's throwing up hearts.
We need a fucking story.
Get the fuck up here.
Wake up, Seth.
Wake up.
He heard us.
Yeah, he likes it.
He's throwing up hearts.
It's all good.
What's going on, guys? that looks like i'm famous huh
you sure are you became a legend did i hear a song about me or what did i hear something
yeah yeah come on the original
We need a second part how are you early i'm doing really really good i was at work earlier and i've seen you guys was
talking about me for about 48 hours i was laughing i didn't hear the whole thing but i was at work
yeah we had a good time
i was like wow you're actually talking about me and much
much bugging out is my phone fucking up I don't know I was tripped out
you're fucking trending bro you're trending just to let you guys know I did go to jail for all them type of things back in the day so i can't go back to jail for
none of that there's the famous slide i cannot incarnate myself in the day i already spent three
years for everything what'd you say sorry say that again
i missed it i just jumped off the fucking motorbike, bro.
Dude, you're an instant rock star.
You're an instant rock star in this space, bro.
We're going to be fucking famous together.
Dude, we are. We are. We're going to be fucking famous together.
They're going to be like, yo, are you the guy?
I'm like, yeah, but that was back in the day.
Yes, definitely back in the day. I'm actually 35 now, but that was back in the day. That was just back in the day. Yes, definitely back in the day.
I'm actually 35 now, and that was when I was 18.
So I'm a 1992 baby.
Not no 80s baby.
I'm not no crack.
Me too.
Me too.
You know what I mean?
How are you 35?
That's not really back in the day.
That's not really back in the day.
No, wait a minute.
It's not back in the day because I'm 33, and he said he's 35, and I'm 99.
I'm 33.
I'm 33.
My bad. My girl is 37. She's older than me. My bad. All right, all day because I'm 33 and he said he's 35 and I'm 99. I'm 33. I'm 33. My bad.
My girl is 37.
She's older than me.
My bad.
All right.
All right.
I'm 33.
I'm 1992.
January 30th, baby.
I'm Aquarius.
Oh, shit.
I'm January 19th.
Aquarius.
Liquid.
Opposite of rock.
Bro, I feel like I already know you my bro i feel i feel like we've already met
in a past life and i'm living vicariously through you right now hearing tony did you used to smoke
crack did you were you buying crack from this man me never i never did hard drugs no nobody
did crack around here bro nobody does crack we used to sell it back in the day. Yeah, I was just trying to see if he was buying it.
I was just trying to see if he was buying it.
That's all.
I used to sell crack since I was 12 years old, buddy.
Back in the day.
I was 33.
And I got fucking booked for all that shit.
I got booked.
I had to do three and a half to seven years.
I knew I should have turned the video on.
I told you, we're launching a fucking meme token with this.
That's what's going to happen, dude.
You're going to be the voice of crack, and we're going to launch a fucking token with this here.
We're going to launch a crack coin, you know what I mean?
Oh, no, no, no.
Call it back in the day.
Call it the back in the day coin.
Back in the day, or the no-you-meem.
Or come sit.
That'd be funny.
The BID yo early
you're so famous
that he made a fucking song about you
you got a rap
you got like a fucking hip hop song
the original play it
play it baby
I'm in the car driving home.
I'm going home in two or three minutes.
Okay.
Two, three minutes.
You have to wait.
I'm here by the pool.
My feet are soaking in the water.
Some smoke in this spliff.
Yeah.
Let's do the...
Huh?
I'm going to roll up a boot.
Big one right quick.
Yep.
I rolled up a nice... I just came from the dispensary about like two minutes ago. So I'm on to roll up a big one right quick. Yep, I rolled up a nice...
I just came from the dispensary about, like, two minutes ago.
So I'm on the bike.
But if they gave me a fucking...
If they gave me a net, I would fucking clean this pool.
Why? Because I fucking live here.
That's why.
You know?
But I don't like seeing the leaves in here that much.
You have to get this thing sorted out pablo pablo this is unacceptable i hope my fucking pool guys name is
back in the days this is unacceptable back in the days they used to clean
This is unacceptable. Back in the days, they used to clean
poos early. Back in the days, you know what I mean?
That's how I'm going to start all my stories now because it just sounds
fucking interesting. Back in the day, they used to fucking clean
these poos. If I all thought I was a crackhead or some shit, I heard
it a little bit. I'm like, dang, everybody thought I was a crackhead too. I'm like, what the fuck?
Never did crack in my life, bro. I got three kids with my wifey you know what i mean we did made
three kids i got a 12 year old i got a seven year old and i got a three year old and i've
been with her for 15 years you know what i mean everyone's waiting for my mic to open because I want to say so fucking much, but I'm not
going to say nothing.
I'm just going to say never is a big statement.
Never say never.
Never say never.
Doodle, where's the Patton laugh?
He has to just say something from the clip and then I'm just gonna laugh because the second he saw that back in the day,
he could just make me laugh anytime now. He knows the triggers. He knows where we clipped him.
So he's like, back in the day, you hear me in the background laughing.
in the day you hear me ha ha in the background laughing motherfucking no 12 years old seriously
i mean like how does one get exposed to something like this at 12
no jokes aside like just hang around the wrong people you're like fuck it i ain't gonna sell
this i was always around it was always around uh like the barbershop and i know and uh and the when i was at a barbershop, everybody used to do their own thing.
You know what I mean?
So I was around a lot of hustlers and killers.
You know what I mean?
And I was raised around that.
Bonnie and Clyde type thing.
You know what I mean?
And then it went to South.
When I lived, I lived in a city called Redden.
Real ghetto. Real fucking ghetto. Just like Philly, but worse. went to south uh when i when i lived i lived in a city called redding real ghetto real ghetto
just like philly but worse um is right is in pennsylvania and uh uh from from me being from
what was i being 12 uh all the way to 18 i was doing my thing in redding and then i moved to a whole different city in lebanon and when i went to a city called lebanon my friend put me on um selling crack down
there and the basement for his uh his his dad was a fucking crackhead so i used to just be like only
18 years old and be in the basement just slinging crack to him and he'll sell
crack to the whole city and all i had to do was just give him the and then from there i found
my girl because uh how you said it was war i mean it was i could tell you exactly what you said
I mean, it was, I could tell you exactly what you said.
It was one of the time.
But let me ask you this.
What's her side of the story?
We had some questions.
Scott actually had some questions for you.
I had some questions for you.
Who had the better crack?
Bro, I had the most work out of the whole fucking state, bro.
Wifey never had no work, bro.
Work.
I had to just, you know what I mean?
I found out she just had work.
And when I found out, I was like, work?
I'll give you some work.
And from there, we just fucking kicked off.
You know what I mean?
You're going to be our co-host today.
Okay?
Getting so fucking famous.
We got to pull up Maxie.
She's in the request.
I'm going to drop someone.
If you don't take the co-host,
take the co-host,
take the co-host early.
You got to take the co-host because everybody has questions for you,
bro.
You're the popular guy of this space,
not me.
So you click the button where it says,
except co-host. I got it already i got it oh
somebody requested something up there okay max yeah no you don't have to do anything don't touch
buttons here in the fucking cockpit all right just sit back and tell us your story all right
because it's an interesting one so from there okay go ahead no no by all means go ahead
so from there i freaking uh my boy uh he had a girlfriend uh rest in peace she she passed away
uh she was telling me about some girl that she knew from brooklyn i'm like what from brooklyn you gotta put me on
and she was like i'll put you on she's sexy as shit i'm like i bet so from there a couple weeks
later uh she tells me she's in the city so i was like bet i come through all flying shit with the
chrysler what the what the what the what the fucking shit off the top
the chrysler three pockets full of rock sorry i'm just adding yeah definitely had rock bro
i definitely had rock that day too i don't smoke rock but i i had definitely had a lot of rock that
day i had probably over 500 grams that day or with me but i put that shit away and then i picked her
up i seen her i pulled up in the corner i seen her i was like oh that's away and then I picked her up. I seen her, I pulled up in a corner and I seen her.
I was like,
that's you.
That's,
that's her.
And I'm like,
she's like,
yeah,
that's my best friend from there.
It was July 4th.
We fucking,
we went out and we started talking.
And from there we was,
I had my friend driving the car and then we started kissing in the back and it was july 4th and it was
mad fireworks fireworks going off oh beautiful nah so that was it was nice
then you're like yo you you could hold down these three blocks over here
all right i got you and those crazy i didn't know she sold you know what i mean and the crazy part is i had another girlfriend back in the day bro before that it was she was vietnamese and i was dating her before her so i actually
gave that girl up for her for her you know i was 18. i was young that girl girl when i was 12 to 18.
huh that other girl didn't sell nothing she didn't sell anything she just smoked it
she just like no she she she didn't smoke she just she was young you
know what i mean yeah she wasn't a worker b she needed to upgrade well wait what what's young
you told me you started selling at 12. yeah 12. so i was selling to 12 to 18. i was with that
other girl since i was 12 to 18 and then i found my dream girl 18 to now 18 to 35 33.
so hold up hold up let's rewind this you were like at 12 years old like 12 years old
i think i was yeah i was at 12 years old papa oh i was doing them blanks
well he has three kids and i have zero kids so that makes sense exactly
that's three kids and i have zero kids so it makes sense exactly
and i got a crazy other stories too but yeah that's that's how i went down bro that's how
i met my my baby mama and she a real one because she got it she went to jail with me three times
bro and she never snitched on me not one time she a real nigga you know what i mean
And she never snitched on me.
Not one time.
She a real nigga.
Know what I mean?
That's what you need, bro.
Ride or die right there.
And I'm a real, real nigga.
That's what I would want if I was selling rocks and I got caught.
I would want my girl not to snitch.
I ain't going to jail for nobody.
I'm going to jail for nobody.
We know who the snitch is right here.
Snitch Mexie.
I wouldn't.
Nah, I wouldn't snitch.
My girl did not snitch on me.
Not one time.
Yeah, she went.
She did the time.
Mexie won't snitch.
She's the type of woman to kick your ass to the curb if he thinks you're going to take her down.
Rob knows me so well.
I feel like Rob knows me so well. Is feel like Rob knows me so well.
Is this the new doodle after hours?
Is this what I've been missing lately, Tony?
Oh, you've been missing some crazy shit.
Today we had just the funniest space of life.
And my man just, he came back to give us a part two.
He's a co-host.
Usually the space is called Crypto cannabis today it's called crypto coffee
crack so uh yeah this was for you bro this was for you thank you for making me popular
i heard i heard you talking about me early and i was like is this really are they really talking
about me i'm like dude you, are they really talking about me?
Dude, you're famous, bro.
I told you that clip's gonna get us 500,000 impressions.
We should be famous.
You should be nothing under 10,000 followers, bro.
Like, honestly, this community
loves you, bro.
You became an instant star.
Appreciate you guys, appreciate you.
Scott, chop it up with the fucking clip.
Let's go.
That's the one, you know what I mean?
When I pulled up on her, I was like, I used to be at Greg Taylor back in the day.
Greg, Greg Taylor back in the day.
She was at Greg Taylor back in the day.
Night.
Greg Taylor back in the day.
Night.
Night.
Night.
Night.
Night.
Night.
Night.
Night. She was at Greg Taylor back in the day. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night. Night you just make you famous brother fucking love it man that shit is nice bro you the fucking man that is wild i just want to say the original shout out to you for making
a sick fire ass song so it's such a quick turnaround um tony's laugh on there is iconic
so i think i think we need to clip that for many other things but um yeah wait i think scott's got you covered for that
why does everyone like that laugh maxi fucking scott was playing it like so fucking much in the
beginning of the space oh god no way it's like you know what like scott really has like a good like
funny bar like he knows what's funny and what's not. Your laugh is just iconic. The
ooh wee and the laugh. We need those
as sound bites.
He clipped it.
We'll make a soundboard out of it.
Play the fucking clip.
Let me hook back up. I got lazy
to put my AirPods and shit back on.
Oh, shit.
My fucking phone is on.
Let's get this shit back on.
Why the fuck is my phone not in?
Well, listen guys, I missed like about five minutes of the space going through the elevator,
hopping off a fucking bike, you know, grabbing weed.
So, you know, I'm not going to respond to messages.
I'm not going to respond to messages. I'm not going to respond to
screens.
Where the fuck is my co-host?
Where the fuck is our co-host?
60 seconds of
fame. He's going to have to come back up
and enjoy every other...
You were playing that clip
earlier, right?
I hopped in for like a couple minutes and i so sorry say that again maxi you cut out
dang i sure i heard that today i i knew it wasn't deja vu. I swore I heard that when I popped in earlier, but that's iconic.
This was the entire clip.
Once I've seen her, it was like, she was like, it felt like it was just the one, you know what I mean?
When I pulled up on her, I was like, it felt different. It felt warm.
It felt warm.
It was the one. And it's crazy, because my backstory was
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day.
So, and she was a crack dealer back in the day.
I joined us.
No, I respect that.
No, I respect that.
I like that.
I like that.
Two hustlers.
Two hustlers bring my super light, though.
I respect that.
Anyways, I respect the music, the original.
Yo, Early, I sent you their co-host.
Get back up here.
I think everybody has at least one question for you because, you know, you have such an interesting background, bro.
All right.
I'm trying to remember what the question the King of Heart had.
Okay, well, let's start with Scott.
Scott, you're like, do you think we could get him back in?
Here he is.
All right.
Now we got him in here.
You got any questions?
Sorry, dude.
I just want to play your laugh over and over again, if I can.
He loves that laugh.
Bye, Joy.
Bye, Joy. Bye, Joy.
Maxie, why did you start?
I can't stop lying.
Y'all were so unhinged
these past few days.
I love it.
Amazing.
Oh, shit.
Bonnie and Clyde type shit.
You know what I mean?
Nah, I'm not.
No, papa.
Yo, you with your girl?
Oh, is that your girl?
Yes, sir.
Let her say hi.
Let her say hi.
Don't keep her from the family.
I'm not a business, but this is funny.
Scott, I don't know if that's you fucking around with your mic or if that's his girl talking in the back.
I ain't fucking around with anything.
Yeah, that's me.
Okay, okay.
What's up?
What's up?
Hi, how you doing?
I respect that.
I like that.
I respect that.
I like that.
You guys are a Bonnie and Clyde couple.
No, I respect that.
I like that.
Stop playing the fucking sound bites on me.
She thinks it's me talking.
That's not me talking right now.
Sorry about that.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm playing my ass.
It's so fucking amazing.
Okay, so listen, listen.
Let me ask you a question.
It is hilarious.
Bonnie and Clyde, let me ask you a question.
We heard your husband's story about the introduction.
And just fair, because you've been away for, you know, about like 40 seconds,
I'll play it for you just once.
And I want to hear your side of the story as well, too, how you guys met.
All right?
Because he said some nice things. He actually said some really
amazing things.
He actually pissed me the fuck off.
I felt like it was just the one, you know what I mean?
You were the one.
He pulled up on you?
No, yes. I love it.
It felt different.
It felt like it was the one.
And it's crazy because
my backstory was
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day so
and she was a crack dealer back in the day
so i hear you're a crack dealer she's back in the day oh my god
but you hear the little bonnie andde, you know what I mean? Bonnie and Clyde, you know what I mean?
I like that.
So I respected that.
Look what I said.
I said instantly.
No, I respect that.
I like that.
Two hustlers, great minds think alike, bro.
Two hustlers, great minds think alike.
Great minds think alike.
Exactly.
Right? Exactly. Exactly. Right?
Exactly.
So now I want to hear your side of the story.
How did you guys meet?
Were you actually a cracker?
Give her the phone.
Give her the phone.
We can't hear her too well.
She's sounding a little muffled.
Sound like she's in a sock.
Take her out of the fucking washing machine.
Don't let your girl be in the washing machine.
Give her the phone.
She got it. Can you hear me now? Yes. Loud her out of the fucking washing machine. Don't let your girl be in the washing machine. Give her the phone. She got it.
Can you hear me now?
Yes, loud and clear. Go ahead, darling.
What happened? Go ahead, who?
Tell the story of how you met your husband.
He already told you.
No, we want... There's two sides of a story.
Yeah, but that's not something that one should be proud of.
That's fucking back in the day.
Yeah, back in the day.
That is way back in the day.
It's back in the day for me.
I'm 37.
I know, and he's 33.
I'm 33 too.
That's back in the day.
12 years old, 18, whatever.
He's famous now here in this community. He's a co-host. Look at my page. I got 100,000 motherfuckers on this platform. I know.
Was he just a rock star?
We met through my best friend.
God rest ourself.
We met through my best friend.
And after, yeah, we just, we got together.
We was doing the same things.
We was into the same dumb shit.
And like he said, yeah, we did our time for that.
And here we are.
Over 10 years now, 15 actually
and three kids
later
it's amazing that the two of you
have stuck together
my story's a little more
the way I put it is a little more boring than he does
no, no, no, I appreciate the story
now as a mother as a mother
if your kids ever wanted to sell crack what would you tell them
no right why would i you know that shouldn't even be no no that's why we're not that's why we don't
do that anymore we're not in the hood no more. We got out. My kids are far away from that.
We have a different life now.
That's in the past, like you said.
That's back in the day.
But drugs are everywhere.
And kids sometimes with the wrong friends.
My kids know that the most important thing is education.
Beautiful.
I'm going to make like $50 an hour now.
So I'm going to give it back to the funny guy.
It was nice to meet you guys though.
Everybody threw up hearts when someone started talking about drugs are everywhere.
And then all I saw was like a hundred hearts light up.
Yeah, I'm retired, man.
I'm retired.
I don't even sell nothing but plastic now for a new company.
So I get $50 an hour.
You know what I mean?
And I'm in a good plastic.
We make plastic for the whole world.
We make plastic for freaking.
Ah, don't say you're not boring.
Best love, aerospace.
You're not fucking boring.
You know what I mean?
Aerospace.
It's like playing in the NBA.
No one says I'm boring after they play in the nba
classic to apple
i got to can i uh can i add something here real quick absolutely i just want to say
um a lot like you know say what you want like you guys have been honest about like y'all's past and
i think that says a lot because it like your past may have been like you as a different person, but it very much shapes
the people y'all are today. And on top of that, a lot of people don't realize sometimes the things
you have to do to get it out the mud and like what you're willing to do. And when you have somebody
like that's right there by you, like you're a person that's willing to support like you through everything. Like that's a huge blessing and that's rare. Um, but also like,
you know, a lot of people can't stop. They're like, Oh yeah, I'm going to do this. I'm going
to sell this until I make this much. And then I'm going to get out. I'm going to have a good life.
And they never get out. So big ups to you because y'all actually fucking did it. And like, now y'all
have a beautiful family y'all have
futures that a lot of people could never have because they can't ever get out of that situation
so big ups to both of you it was really nice meeting y'all yeah i would say the same thing
25 years ago i was off paper i was a meth cook back in the day when i was 18 to 21 years old. What? You motherfucker.
Why did you hide that from me?
I didn't hide it from nobody.
It just was the right time to bring it up.
Hang on.
We got to play the famous line then.
I'm not letting this drive.
Hold on a second.
We're going to have a bunch of samples after this fucking conversation.
You know it.
I was like, it felt different. It felt different. It was warm. It was a different recipe.
Back in the day, my story was back in the day, I was the best cook.
I had Chef Boyd on the camera.
Dude, I was facing 30 years when I got raided.
I was facing 30 years for conspiracy, delivery delivery and possession of Schedule II controlled substance.
Because they couldn't get me on wire because they didn't have any evidence.
The gal that was on the wire turned face evidence against me.
I got a very good deal for pleading guilty to a delivery charge of two years probation.
for pleading guilty to a delivery charge
of two years probation
to go with my probation violations,
which I was sentenced to two years in the penitentiary
and only just five months.
I'm not interested about the fucking legal aspect of it
because that's never fun or funny.
I'm more interested in how you got into that shit.
I'm more interested in like, yo,
I had my first line of meth when I was in the Navy on a naval ship.
That's how I got into it.
And a kid went home on leave from San Diego to Anaheim.
It came back with some Anaheim cut glass put out by the Hells Angels.
It was clear crystal meth back in the 80s.
Brobbled on the ship. We did a line. Early. You got to hit us with the crystal meth back in the 80s. Bro, I'm just shit. We did a mine.
Early, you gotta hit us
with the line. Back in the day.
I ain't never sell
meth. I ain't gonna lie, bro.
I was always scared of that shit,
bro. My friends always got
every time my friends sold
meth, they went to jail right away.
It was like, fuck that shit.
But I understand how hard
it is to change your life from that.
I don't do it anymore.
I'm a completely different person.
25 years off of paper.
I can get a passport
now and I can go to certain countries.
Just can't go to Canada because those guys
got tight assholes.
I can't go to Canada either
because I got 20 felonies.
Don't worry.
Soon it'll be the 51st state
and you'll probably be able to go.
Keith, get up here, my guy.
Now that's some funny shit.
You're going to have a fucking laugh tonight, baby.
I see NFT kid in the building.
Get up here, legend.
I see Phoenix in the house.
Get up here.
I got to get my stuff.
To change your life from that kind of lifestyle and to get out of the hood and to bring yourself up,
I went from that to becoming a project manager for a cabinet company i also went
from that to holding keys to warehouses with million dollars worth of inventory because i did
after hours work in them that's how i changed my life to become a productive member of society i
didn't want to go back to prison and i never did. You went from cooking meth to just guarding the warehouses that held the meth?
Is that what was going on?
I actually set up computer infrastructures for small businesses.
I had a network consulting company.
Nice.
Yeah, I'm a machine
operator. I'm just
a machine operator for a plastic
company.
I went to my doctor
before I came to Thailand to get
a physical.
He told me he did all three.
He sold fucking meth,
crack,
and coke. I was like
damn doc
Tony you can't even say the word
crack anymore without laughing
it's so awesome
Scott
I hope you clipped a piece
where Rob was like
I used to cook meth back in the day
and then Tony was like i used to cook meth back in the day and then tony was like why what like
that's that's a good piece right there this is recorded we got we got it all we're gonna have it
all i'm telling you everything is recorded the audience might not be able to see it live but i'm
telling you youtube will eat this up bro i'm telling you, YouTube will eat this shit up, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
YouTube won't even allow it.
YouTube won't even allow this shit.
They'll be like, what?
They'll be like, nah.
Hey, guys, I got a bounce.
It's you on yourself.
We were trying to figure out whose laugh that was in the video.
That was you, Worley.
Oh, that's amazing.
Yeah, it was.
You still haven't heard the realest laugh I have.
You're going to be crying when you get the best.
Dude, do you weigh over 200 pounds?
Rob's waving.
He's a little bit lighter.
He got his hand up.
He's like, hey, I got to go deliver this message real quick.
I'll see you later.
No, no.
I got to bounce to go to my Squid Grow space
by Money Talk Radio
that we do every Monday night
so I will catch you guys on the next
Crypto Coffee and
Weed
Well, if that space
is going in a few hours, we know what you're doing
so it's cool
I'm smoking a fatty for you right now, brother.
Oh, I'm going to be smoking one as soon as I get to give my roommate her dinner,
and I go out on the back porch and eat my dinner.
You're going to smoke some of that shit off of tinfoil, crazy bastard you.
He cooked it.
He never used it, right?
There's only a few people here
understood no i'm not smoking i'm smoking what i showed in the picture in the comments
that indica pre-rolls some smackdown pie and mac one
all right that's better it's better than the tinfoil slide it Sorry. It's amazing.
Tony, I think you need a hit.
I'm rolling up.
I'm rolling up right now.
I think you need a hit.
Something special.
I'm rolling up right now.
Dude, like, it's just once in a while.
If you switch up what you smoke,
you don't have to roll it up
it's just once in like a while you get that live action where like you know magic happens on the stream bro and like we were like actually on a losing streak i'm not even gonna lie we
back to back we were on a losing streak yeah we'd go on stream and we lose like 50 bucks we lost 100
bucks last time and then yo you won i won i won 170 and then you just started whispering in my ear
and i was like all right that's it i'm done okay dude we really should have been streaming on pump
fun and should have launched the token and been streaming at the same time on there during
the whole thing oh he would have been viral dude i'm gonna be able to read that bitch
you're you're famous man you're trending me right you got me trending we are trending you bro like
you have our entire community support on this we love this if the entire internet loves this
we're gonna love this even more you're gonna go on
i definitely want to retire already man i'm tired of working man i'm tired of working for
six dollars an hour i want to make more you know what i mean bro they're gonna pay you a thousand
a thousand dollars an hour to go on this show and just say, I was Bonnie and Clyde back in the day. There we go, I'm in there.
Sign me up.
Yeah, we also wanted to do like a little,
this was just a thought, you know,
hopefully don't take it offensively,
but we wanted to do a little whiteboard idea.
We're like.
A cartoon.
Yeah, man, I didn't even say it, I guess. We wanted to do an animation, like a cartoon animation don't you an animation animation of this maybe even a pop-up
that'd be lit
doodle we're making plushies when we launched it when we launched this token
plushy pipes is what it's going to be.
It's going to be one of the things.
We're going to give out huge fucking plushy pipes.
And when you squeeze it, it has doodles laugh.
That'd be fucking amazing.
I really want to launch a token.
I never wanted to launch a token so bad.
This has all the ingredients. You're dying to launch a crack i never wanted to launch a token so bad this has all the ingredients
you're dying to launch a crack there's just so many good variations of tickers that could come out
you could make a lot of good content too sorry i just did the pre-sale for the crack token
right right right i'll be fine nope maybe do a lot of your founder bro you're a founder
what happened no i just said i just did the pre-sale for the crack token we sold out man
pre-sales always do we can't do a pre-sale we gotta do
a fair launch like everyone else we gotta hold 90 of the supply and then launch it
i just opened up a pre-sale for the people that missed tony's pre-sales so if you miss
tony's pre-sale you can get him in the pre-sale that i'm doing for the same thing but it's just
a different link is it like crack
same no it's the same thing 100% associated with the same project just a different pre-sale link
since yours is already full i'm opening up my home oh well there you go you know now we have
a fork of it already crack 2.0 get it on the blockchain the crackdown
dude you're a head
advertiser bro
if you don't start coming up with these catchy
phrases like you were
yesterday when you had to divulge all this shit
to me like
our token's not gonna moon man
hey god I'm programming
the CA
those guys charge a pretty penny bro
those guys charge a pretty penny post they're off in kuwait the bonnie and
clive picture up at the top i saw it didn't have that many likes
our community is gonna spam it with likes we're gonna go and engage with it
yo we're that fucking crazy we're that fucking crazy. We're that fucking crazy.
We're just crazy.
We might.
Fuck around and find out.
Oh, man.
It's good to see you up here in the space, brother.
We even got his missus on the speaker panel as well too oh man this is
awesome moon you were listening to the space this morning were you dying bro were you cracking up
this morning yeah i don't know i don't think I was there, bro. I straight up, I slept till, like, 11, bro.
If I was there, I was, like, in, like, fucking, like, I was, like, sleeping low-key.
Just, like, wandered in there like a zombie.
Okay, bro.
Our co-host here has the fucking viral-ass clip with me.
It felt like it was just the one, you know what I mean?
When I pulled up on it, I was like...
It felt different.
It felt warm.
It just felt like it was the one.
And it's crazy because my backstory was...
My backstory.
I used to be a crack dealer back in the day.
And she was a crack dealer back in the day.
It was escalating.
It was escalating. You missed that, Moon.
You missed that.
And now Early's right back up with his co-host in the space.
So if you want to ask him any questions,
he's right here, baby.
Let me know, Papa.
What are you smoking on, Moon?
I keep waiting, bro, because my roommate's coming back with some fresh,
some crazy OG strains.
So I'm waiting for those to get back over here.
But honestly, I still got a little leftover Gorilla Glue.
I might go take a rip,
trying to put the puzzle pieces together or whatever the hell I just listened to.
Sounds erotic, to say the least least uh yo that's what we're
here for baby web three keep it fun we all uh we got you know we got our buttoned up collared shirts
on for the zoom calls but below the waist i'm just here my boxers bro like for real like i'm
out here working no socks on because it's hot outside there ain't
no reason to wear socks i just open up the the windows save on ac you know shit like michael
saylor says like you all in on the chair like you know don't pay your freaking ac bill don't
pay your car bill just buy more bitcoin i've been eating rice for the last week since I bought so much Bitcoin last
week. Fuck.
Just straight rice and noodles.
No fillers.
No protein. No fillers.
No vegetables.
Just pure preservatives.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I'll throw a couple fucking steaks on the grill.
No, it's good,
Moon. Hang out with us Hey, guy with us.
Roll up with us.
GNGN.
Shout out to Keith down there.
Keith, come up and tell me how you fucking demolished that motherfucker, bro.
I saw the fucking clip and I was so fucking excited.
This guy got hit and didn't know what to do.
He just fucking shelled up.
Keith just continuously pummeled him.
And the fucking guy got dropped and he was done.
Instantly.
Fucking Keith had one of the quickest knockouts.
Four seconds back in the day.
See how I did that one back in the day?
I'm setting myself for more back in the day stories early.
Because that's where I'm going now.
I'm not going forward.
I'm going backwards back in the day.
Man. I'm going now. I'm not going forward. I'm going backwards back in the day. Man, back
in the day is like fucking
at least 15 years. You know what I mean?
Let me ask you this. What was the craziest story
when you were selling crack back in
the day?
Say it one more time.
What was the craziest story
that happened to you
when you were selling crack back in the day?
Oh, my God, bro.
One time.
Yeah, this is probably going to go viral.
You know, when I hear this.
So one time, bro, I got set up by one of my fucking crackheads that nigga was called cly
bro i went in there he wanted like 10 g's like 10 grams and uh i went in there next thing you know
And I went in there.
Next thing you know, I hear the door just
buses open in the front.
So I thought it was the cops.
So I thought it was the work under the couch.
And it was a bunch of people with mask on,
with red mask on.
There were bloods come in there with guns
right to my face.
I'm like, fuck.
And they were like, yo, where the shit at? And I'm like, what you talking about? They're they were like yo where the shit at and I'm like what
you're talking about they're like what the fuck the shit at I'm like I'm like fuck that I don't
know what are you talking about and then we start wrestling we start wrestling and uh next thing
you know uh they start trying to take my sneakers off I had some fire as royal blue J's on the six rings.
Some fire ones.
They were like 300. Oh, I got a pair of six rings.
I'll send you a pick.
Yeah.
So you probably the one that got me.
I'm playing.
But, um.
I'll send you a pick. You want your J's back or not? Fucking God. uh
but anyways uh so boom they're trying to get my sneakers off me and next thing you know i get
pissed to whip a couple times and i'm like i'm about to die over some i'm like yo it's under the couch so they grabbed the and uh
like how many one of them have a man oh yeah how many pistol one of them didn't have a mask on
just to let you know one of them didn't have a mask on so this this gave me a lead you know what
i mean but what you're saying just start going sherlock holmes on their ass okay
and sherlock holmes on their ass okay so what happened yeah it gave me a lead uh the guy uh
i seen this one of the faces that so they ran off of my and uh i go run into my alleyway i
already know i got set up by my customers um i slapped the one that was in the house still
yeah crackheads so i run out in the alleyway real quick
get in the van and my friends are in there i got like six friends in the car i'm like you
ass yeah i just got robbed you know like what i'm like you ass where the
y'all at i'm yelling at mean so i'm like you bitch ass niggas so like i'm over here yelling at them and
like oh that's we gotta look for them like yeah we can't find them right now but anyways then a
couple days later i i see a walking down the street one day and the
like uh i see i was driving by and i see him and i'm like oh that's one of the
bulls that robbed me so i told my friend yo come up and follow up with by and i see him and i'm like oh that's one of the bulls that robbed me
so i told my friend yo come up and follow up with me he's like follow up i'm like yeah follow up with
me so that means like you got to come up and behind me and as soon as i start punching somebody you
start punching a with me you know what i mean that would that's what it means follow up so
i go in there i see the nigga right there and
I pull out the car and I start pounding his ass out I'm like yo remember me yo come see me over
here ah what is the block I told him to meet me at and he and I told him um I beat him up right
there and I'm like I told him yo tell your whole gang to come over here on this block over here so i can them up too so they uh so like not even an hour later they came up uh with a couple people and then uh we
we was about to start fighting but we didn't start fighting because i had a couple of bluff
with me too and they didn't they didn't want to let that ride so that's how it went down
so it was some crazy it was It was crazy. It was crazy.
Wow.
I'm just processing everything slowly.
Yeah, my bad, mad ghetto, but yeah.
I like the part where, you know, you were saying, uh, uh, uh, uh, come see me over here. Come see me over here you know what i'm talking about
are you puerto rican what's your background yeah i'm puerto rican but i sound white as right
you sound like me i'm a chameleon you know some people you know it is what it is
you know fat joe says then we're two so i don't see people thumbing down fat joe
fat joe got some pretty ridiculous stories straight puerto rican like you'll be like
damn your mom is your parents and everybody's
straight don't speak spanish bro and you over here speaking man white or or whatever how you speak
you know what i mean four of my favorite clips in the whole thing is you know what i mean
and you don't trust nobody says you say you don't trust that you know what i mean you say adam
i mean that's what you said i'm like this guy you can't trust a nigga like me i'm the most
trust nigga birthday like you you'll maybe five five you meet but if i wouldn't trust somebody
like me you know what i mean you're married you got three kids yeah i'm loyal you got a wife. You're loyal. You sell Craig. It is what it is.
It's back in the day.
It's back in the day,
bro.
Dude,
we need
the Brooklyn Brawler here.
Because between that's the bottom line
and you know what I mean,
I'll for sure have a heart attack.
Laughing so fucking hard.
It'll be amazing.
Play some of the clips off the soundboard.
I know you got some.
Every time you do that, I put that shit away because I decide to put my AirPods back in and walk around.
I really need to program, like, cut up all the samples of it.
And then program it to the pads so that it's just like, you know,
do it whatever order.
Yo, Mike.
And I forgot to leave it out.
King of Hearts is down there.
He's got that MPC studio.
He should load some of the shit on there right now
and fucking make a fucking beat.
He's in the Florida Keys on vacation.
That's right. Guys, I'm off to bed. I'll in the Florida Keys on vacation. That's right.
Guys, I'm off to bed.
I'll see you guys tomorrow, man.
Sully, we love you, OG.
Get some rest.
God bless, brother.
God bless.
Keep it in bed.
Little crack days.
You get a little crack,
I'll keep you up a little later
if you want to come hang out.
I know a guy,. I know a guy.
Or I know a couple people.
Got a plug right here.
Sully.
He slipped off.
He left. All right, Tony.
I got a question for you.
How did you know this guy's ethnicity?
I was definitely guaranteeing he wasn't black.
But I was assuming he was South American.
But I did not.
You fucking nailed it.
He looked at the Jumbotron at the photo.
Did you know that before?
No, I knew the way that, you know what I mean?
Say it one more time.
You know what I mean? you know what I mean? You know, say it one more time. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Bonnie and Clyde.
Tell you shit.
Can you say, yeah, that I mean?
You know, I was trying to say it, but my R's don't roll very well.
Yeah, that I mean.
With the Y.
Yeah, that I mean, huh?
Something like that, you know.
Yeah, Wolfie, I know you have more questions for early than me, so don't hold back.
Dude, I don't have any questions.
You don't have any questions. Bullshit. You all have fucking questions.
You guys all wanted to know where he came from. You guys wanted to know where...
Dude, I'm coming. You're famous.
You can't talk on Spaces. Dude, I'm coming. You're famous. You can't talk
on Spaces
now because Scott's recording everything.
That's my confession tonight.
No, the Spaces
record itself. The Spaces
records itself.
Remember, I already went. I did my
time for all this shit already, all right?
I can't get invited for none of this shit.
The Statue of Limitations is over. The shit was back in the day.
Exactly, buddy.
Back in the day, exactly.
Oh, now, fucker.
They can't do shit.
They can't do shit now.
If you didn't do any time and you came up
and you said that, you guys probably get like
45 years each, bro.
You guys just incriminated the fuck.
We don't get that.
I spent my time for everything, bro. There you go. Back in the day. It doesn my time for everything but there you go back in the day
it doesn't matter i'm telling you not i mean i even have a uh one of the feds let me go right
the feds let me go and um they asked uh rikers island if uh they want to come pick me up for
my gun charge they didn't even come pick me up because it's not extraditional.
And I have a license to carry a firearm in Pennsylvania.
So they said that they just let them go.
And I went out and I have five paroles, bro.
I have two federal paroles, two county paroles, and one state parole.
And I finished all that shit, that bro i did all my time
and it was like yo just don't go to new york just don't go to new york buddy and i'm like all right
cool you already know i'm not going up there that shit back in the day we'd go back to New York all the time. Oh, yeah, buddy.
Good shit, good shit.
We got Queen Phoenix in the building.
Queen of Queens!
P.N. in the P.M.
What is degenning?
How you doing?
Then we're going to say what up to King of Hearts.
What up, Phoenix?
How's your night going?
Good morning, Doodle, Dabatola, Vincent, Corey.
Nothing much.
I just came up to say that if Fat Joe was saying the N-word, I would give him the thumbs down, too.
That's it.
You don't like that song, Leena?
You don't have any questions about the crack thing?
thing no questions at all all right well in that case that's the bottom line I
No questions at all.
Uh, all right.
have somebody here and he's not really sorry no he's not really too pleased
about it it's a guy named fat Joe himself and he's gonna tell you probably what the fuck did he just say
what that motherfucker's wife
Puerto Rican forget about it Puerto Rican he's black
he ain't black shit fucking happens every Puerto Rican is black, buddy.
That's not true at all.
Wow.
Even if you look white, you're black.
And I'm Italian, so.
But I'm just saying, I'm a white man.
I don't drop. A Taino, African, and white, or European, and a thaino is a puerto rican and black all three of
them mixed that's a black that you're black you know what i mean man i got family members that
look black they're black and i got i don't even look black my girl's mom is black and she looks
white that's crazy right what's your girl's background?
Straight Puerto Rican, bro.
And her grandfather's straight black.
Her whole nationality is all black.
Her whole other side, bro.
It's all black, bro.
Nappy hair and everything.
You know what I mean?
Nah, man.
So don't tell me we're not black, bro. We just don't know.
Wouldn't she be half black and half Puerto Rican?
That's what I'm trying.
Wait, wouldn't she be half black and half Puerto Rican?
Straight Puerto Rican. Nobody's nothing
no black in our system. How is she straight
Puerto Rican if you just said that her dad was
black and her whole side of the family
was black? Her dad, her grandfather
is Puerto Rican, but
he's straight black. His skin color is blackican but he's straight black his skin color is
black but he's straight oh he looks black no no he's he speaks straight spanish there's some people
that you don't even know english black like there's black yeah there's certain parts of like in puerto
rico bro they're all black her whole family or other side not her like hoho like 50 of new york
of like maybe long island is like black and
then over there in brooklyn they're all white but they're they're all puerto rican black they're not
they don't even speak they're not even don't even speak english they're all it's dark they're all
dark it's freaking crazy i'm like what the they all got nappy hair and everything. Phoenix, let me ask you a question. Fat Joe, my man early,
all these Puerto Rican people say it. Does it offend you?
I don't want to be involved in this conversation.
What? You brought it up. You brought it up.
No, I didn't bring it up.
You did bring it up.
Doodle. Doodle, quit while you're ahead.
Quit while you're ahead, Doodle.
You brought it up.
Listen, I don't have anything to say.
Listen, every race is appreciated here.
I don't discriminate on anything.
If people choose to say words
and they are from
different nationalities or different races,
to each his own. I'm not here
to be a fucking judge.
I'm not Judge Judy. I'm not
Dr. Fucking Phil. I'm not anybody's
fucking moderator.
I hope people don't get offended
very easily and I hope people
can be adults.
I hope people are not coming to the space to offend other people.
But back in the day, I was a crackdown.
I'm sorry, man.
I fucking love you, man.
It's famous.
It's famous now.
We coined it, you know? Thank you's famous now we coined it you know thank you
you joined it bro you're gonna be more famous on than dave chapelle with this bro
i swear to god i got paperwork i got paperwork to back myself up too
like i don't have this shit. No fucking bullshit, bro. It's all. No cap.
Mike, what kind of weed you smoking, my guy?
Yo, I was about to say, there's a guy on Netflix from Houston.
He's a comedian.
It sounds like he's got the same background as you, Early. sure his name i think he's a muslim guy maybe uh but he talks about like all the crack you're talking about mo he's palestinian yeah yeah but he has a bunch of skits
yeah he's good man i watched one of his movies it's good hey maybe look into doing that bro if
you have a lot of background behind your stories,
you know, you could really...
Oh my God, that's crazy.
Wait, Houston's got a packing cracky?
Is that what you're saying?
We got a packing crackhead?
Is that what you're saying?
He was just a supplier, bro.
Did you see one of my videos on my
telly?
I mean, telly. My Twitter?
The one I got in a car accident when my girl freaking crashes into a tree.
Did you see that video?
And into the...
I'm sorry.
I'm not looking, but, uh, what I'm smoking on is Juicy J.
Doodle.
My bad, guys.
Juicy J just dropped another track.
He said no to crack.
Thanks.
You guys set me up.
I feel like I got a fucking irregular heartbeat down or something.
Like my chest is all fucked and feels fucking, it hurts and shit.
It's all fucked up.
Me too.
Just from laughing the whole space.
You guys don't know what an irregular heartbeat feels like.
I don't know what this is.
Maybe it's acid reflex. I don't know, but it. Maybe it's acid reflex.
I don't know, but it's fucking something.
And it's from all this crack laughter.
It's like an extra beat, you know what I mean?
It's like someone's playing the drums, but they got no rhythm.
That's what it feels like.
What up, gang?
What up?
Happy Monday.
I feel like I'm usually never up this late
I forgot you host late-night spaces on the Monday. That's cuz you got into the rocks
You got into some of his rock didn't you that's why you up right now. It's all right
No, it all comes through Miami bro. Oh it comes from Florida
Facts didn't I didn't Hunter Biden have a whole video explaining how he did like a great like PSA on like how awesome crack is like how
How it's pure and it's better than coke and all this other shit like
He was all fiending and getting excited as hell that one. Yeah, it was fucking I couldn't believe that was real life
I thought the matrix was glitching it was hilarious i thought it was a it was a sponsored ad by the cia because the cia
has been known to bring crack into the country um so it was a sponsored ad by the cia if they're
gonna pay anybody if they're gonna endorse anybody and make them their uh what's that word I'm looking for? The The CIA
No, the
Martyr?
You know when you rep the poster child?
He's the crack ambassador. CIA paid
him to be the crack ambassador. There you go.
Dude, all I know is he was saying
how it's clean and pure and he's like
you know, it's actually better
than alcohol.
I started watching this shit.
I was like, oh my god.
Put on the Jumbotron, actually, right now.
Everyone's saying anything.
Everyone's waiting for the Jumbotron to update.
Hey, uh, early, that guy in Houston, he actually, the comedian, he actually talks about his time in prison as well.
That makes jokes about all that. I don't know if you did time, but...
Dude, what the fuck happened?
Oh, yeah, I've been at, like, a prison. Or more, actually.
Dude, you guys went off the fucking, into a fucking...
Off the fucking, in the fucking, what is that, ravine? I don't know what the fuck that is called
Damn
That's a bitch
That sucks
That shit was crazy, right?
I see it was crazy, right was that recent
Was that recent?
That was, we was driving up from Florida.
It was like a year ago, two years ago.
That shit was crazy, bro.
My girl fell asleep.
We were coming from Florida.
She fell asleep on the wheel.
She turned left, right, left.
I was sleeping and right into a ditch, right into a tree,
bro. We had our kids in the car.
Almost killed us.
She was crazy, bro.
That's a blessing
y'all made it there, man. That's wall.
Yeah, man.
A lot of people don't survive that shit.
Hi, baby.
It's time, baby.
Well,
on a lighter note,
does anyone have a lighter note?
Tony, say something.
Bro's still here.
That's a lighter note, man.
That's it.
Tony, holler fucking
howl do one of your fucking sound
effects laugh something
fucking
perform we're not entertained
he's
probably just not even he's probably fucking
rugged we're gonna get the little stupid
music playing in a second the fucking
doodly
anyways
so stupid music playing in a second. The fucking doodly. Anyways.
about that crack.
King of Arx had something cooked up a second ago, Dad.
Cooked up?
He was cooked.
What was cooked up?
Cooking what up?
We talked about that earlier today.
I don't know if he got that mix done, you know?
Like with it right there.
He was going to remix it. there, he was gonna remix it.
Yeah, he put a song, he put a song,
we gotta get that.
You gotta get better at this co-hosting thing, dude. You could have gone
to the original and been like, yo,
play the track.
Play the track again, we gotta
see people.
That's alright, guys. Yo like yo i smoked some thca today i got you scott i got you i'm gonna tell a story
i guys i smoked some thca today because there was like this fake dispensary outside the resort
so i blazed a little and then i didn't blaze a little. I blazed, you know, a lot. And then I went out onto the kayak.
Bro, I started fucking throwing up in the ocean.
I got seasick. I had to
bring the kayak back
and go to my health. I threw up like 10 times
today, guys. Oh my god, I lost her.
That wasn't being seasick.
It's because you smoked some fucking
fake-ass fucking doo-doo weed.
The sun was
beating. I get a little motion sickness too
in the ocean i started feeling yeah your body just said what is this fucking this bullshit
you put in me i gotta get you back to fucking the ground the shore real quick we gotta find
you some real shit and your body just fucking rejected it and it's funny too because i called this like And it's funny, too, because I called this, like, fake dispensary beforehand, and some chick answered the phone.
She's like, I see you have a New Jersey number.
She's like, well, I just want to let you know that we have better weed than New Jersey.
She's like, I lived in New Jersey, and I was there last month, and I smoked, like, 15 different kinds of weed, and I did not get high.
I'm like, lady, I don't know where you're fucking shopping.
And then I went in there, you told me shitty ass bud.
How are you going to front on me like that?
Just keep it a buck.
Hi, I got THCA because it's illegal for me to sell real weed.
So I got the fake stuff.
Enjoy your stay in Isla Morata.
You know what I'm saying?
You don't got to come over here and disrespect the whole state of New Jersey talking about your shit.
Don't even get me high.
I fucking took a couple hits and i threw up
it's because they you know she was trying to say if they have the best thca
yeah yeah she sprayed that with margin or some she probably sprayed it with some
freaking victoria's secret perfume or something i don't know some kind of chemicals back in the day the back in the day they used to spray all the heights weed out there and it would get you up
it was insane and they were like you know point what 3.4 like dimes and they were
small as hell you run the roll like a pin or blunt you'd take like one or two hits off
of it you're up for like six hours
But you know, I don't know what they're spraying that shit with but
So I bro i'll tell you something
No, I know what they're spraying it with it's not good
I got some I got something we sprayed ours with
It just doesn't taste or smell good
And you don't feel right after to me at least I don't know I just with. It just doesn't taste or smell good.
And you don't feel right after, too.
Me, at least. I don't know. I just... Did you bring any pens or anything?
Did you bring a shot with you?
I brought a couple of edibles.
Did you fly or drive?
No, I fly, but I drive to Florida.
I don't know.
Half the fucking New Jersey and Florida
are a nut job.
It's a fucking two-hour flight, and I live 10 minutes from Newark.
We're flying.
No, no.
I feel you, but half of fucking New Jersey and half of Florida decide to drive that shit.
You know?
That's all.
Like me.
You see the fucking video.
You don't want to do what I did.
Yeah, I couldn't handle a 24-hour drive.
You should have just mailed yourself shit.
I thought about it, but we got it situated.
I got it figured out.
I think I have some package comments.
It's only medical there, right?
It's only medical in Florida?
It is, and you have to be a Florida medical guy.
You can't even have a New Jersey medical.
They don't care.
Yeah, you have to have your own.
Yeah, it's bullshit.
Talk about gatekeeping, it's talk about gatekeeping
right talk about gatekeeping that's a cabal right there they're like you don't live here you ain't
smoking no weed buddy get lost well that's like ronda sand just ain't really a businessman i guess
i don't know one of my buddies was telling me because he flies out of uh newark all the time
They have Newark all the time.
and he was just telling me because he's always traveling up and down the east coast for work
And he was just telling me, because he's always traveling up and down the East Coast for work.
And he was just like, dude, I'm like, you fly with weed?
He's like, oh, because he really likes flour.
He's like, fuck yeah, dude.
He's like, I just take an ounce at like pretty much anytime I'm going anywhere.
I just throw it right in my toiletry bag and just fucking go.
I'm like, really?
He's like, yeah.
I'm like, you check it?
He's like, sometimes I check bags.
He's like, sometimes I check them and sometimes I carry it on i'm like and you they don't say he's like dude he's like he's like
they don't give a about drugs he's like that's the last thing like maybe hard drugs he's like
dude they've opened my bag and pushed the ounce to the side to like look at nail clippers and
you know i'm like all right i'm like i'm still not traveling with flour and through the airport
but that's just me yeah i can't risk it for the biscuit because I go because I'm traveling with my kids
No, I travel with my kids
You're going to be fucking scarred
My daughter's first day of kindergarten
What does your daddy do for a living? My dad's in jail for bringing drugs on an airplane.
Hey, King, I sent you the smuggler.
I sent you the tracking on that, King.
Oh, no, I don't even mind.
My DMs haven't been working since, like, I texted you earlier.
So let's see.
It's all right, though.
It's pulling up, baby.
It's pulling up.
I got, like, two, three edibles left.
I flushed that.
I got, like, it was, like, probably, like, I don't know, like, a gram and a half or whatever i have flushed like that all of it after i smoked it see i ain't gonna keep smoking this shit i can wait till tomorrow
it is what it is but i throw up a lot bro i fucking get sick on airplanes i get sick on
boats you don't even know, guys.
I don't know what it is either.
Was that really your segue?
I throw up a lot, guys.
That's original.
You need fucking...
What is that?
Is it not dopamine?
What's that?
Dramamine?
Dramamine.
I need dopamine and dramamine.
I'm fucking depressed.
Give me some dopamine, goddammit.
I'm just kidding i'm not
that depressed but seriously you know i'm like the laughing funny kind of depressed i'm not like a
fucking weird dark kind of depressed i just got dark humor and shit but uh where the hell was i
going with that no fucking clue no this is how you know you need weed, Ben.
Like SOS, I hope you get it ASAP.
Yeah, this is how you know the fake weed is not cutting it.
No, it's not.
I couldn't even keep my eyes open, though.
I was, like, seeing sideways and shit.
I'm like, I gotta lay down.
What the fuck am I smoking here?
Not in a good way.
THCA is like so nasty.
Like whenever I had that pre-roll and it was like cracking and doing all this weird shit,
I was like, this isn't right.
And I told Mike too.
And he's like, yeah, please don't go get that shit.
He was like, I'll be it.
I'll meet you ASAP.
Yeah, it's not, it's not a good time.
It feels like it's like that fake bath salt
cush bullshit they used to always have out.
Boy, I remember people used to get turned out
on that bath salt back in the day.
Yo, motherfuckers were leaning in New York
over that bad salt
that shit was crazy it was like a small period in time that and the k2 remember everybody smoking
my cousin lost her fucking mind smoking k2 in like 2006 bro us og us og weed smokers knew better to stay away from that fucking
synthetic fake fucking shit watching you guys like chew on your arms and shit and doing dumb
crap we were over there just like well you know the people smoking we were just smoking dro that's
all it was then it was just draw or some beasters or whatever. And this and that. Some decent streams. There's people on like probation. You guys are chewing on each other and shit.
Yeah, people on like probation that have to get like drug tested.
They'll be like, nah, nah.
This shit is good.
It's just like smoking weed.
Don't fucking play yourself.
Guys, don't fucking play yourself.
See, OGs just knew how to pass the drug test even when they changed them.
So no one really gave a shit.
So half my friends
that had probation when they were teenagers we were no they i only had a friend or two that used
the fake dick stuff a couple times but like my one friend he was like yo i gotta go to probation
and we're driving to fucking literally his probation officer and he's smoking a blunt
just in the fucking car on the way there you know like um because there was all these
different various drinks and different things you could do um to cover it up like they figured out
how to how to bust fold and seal and then they figured out how to bust a couple others but
now it's probably a bit different but back then it was like it was a lot back then it was like
you know drink this one hour before and pee two times and then the third pee has to be the drug test come the
on i was a wizard ain't a guy guys i had i had the wisdom i was trapped midstream double
dick you know what i'm saying it was crazy i asked crazy times but you flip a switch and you pee you
know it's good i asked my probation or i asked the guy watching me piss if he liked his job one time
I asked my probationer, I asked the guy watching me piss if he liked his job one time.
You should have asked him to hold it.
He just said your hand's fucking sore or something.
He should have been like, can you hold this for me for a second?
I got a text here.
Dude, can you imagine putting your description on your fucking resume?
Like for your job?
Like what the fuck?
I watched people pissing cups. resume? Like, for your job? Like, what the fuck? Professional dick holder?
I watched people piss in cups
19, like
2005 to
2025
on the resume.
Officially watched people piss into cups.
Collected urine sample.
I'm a pecker watcher.
Technically,
they're a police officer, officer too in most cases right
i don't know that guy did not look like a cop he looked like he beat his ass bro with like a
one hand oh
huh what Huh? What?
We're talking about the people that watch you piss early when you're on probation.
Oh, yeah. They fucking watch you through the mirror, bro.
They fucking literally watch you, bro.
Oh, no. They have mirrors around the toilet.
They're literally watching you in the same room.
He's watching me.
I know, homie,
puts his hand on your shoulder.
Fucking hold it, buddy.
You want to fucking hold it? Go ahead, buddy.
They come up behind you and they put their hand on your shoulder. Exactly.
All right, hurry up, my man.
You're like, shit, let me just shake this shit
real quick.
He's like, God damnmit, that's nice.
But now I guess the test's got to be so different.
Like, I haven't dealt with any of that stuff, but it's probably like, you know, there's like saliva, hair follicle, like all these fucking quick drug tests.
I mean, can't you go to, like, most states, go to, like, a cvs or a walgreen and get like a drug test
i'm failing my hair follicle even when i'm dead dog i actually actually i actually want to get
drug tested because i'm curious how much thc content i have because i smoke dabs so i want
to know what like the average smoker registers and then what and then like how much more i am
registers and then what and then like how much more I am on the rank like I
want them to look at it and be like how do you function kind of shit got just
alive live rosin when I go when they drug test me at my job he smile like yes
now I can spend like three
hours sitting there acting like my shit is dirty.
And then I'll drink mad water for like three hours and then pee and be like, I got the
card.
I got the marijuana card, you know what I mean?
So they can't do shit.
I'll be like, boom.
And that's all they got on me.
You know what i mean got my marijuana
in my system and they can't do because i got my marijuana card i'll be happy as they actually um
what they do is they take it and they have added it into where you they have they check your creatine
levels as well when you piss so when you you can always pass it with the, but you just got to take a little bit of creatine,
like five milligrams,
whatever the little scoop is in the creatine
things. You do that
and you'll pass the
test after you take those drinks
and drink all that water.
At last resort, if you have nothing
and you just want to skew the test results
so they'll make you take it again like a week later
because they'll be fucked up.
Yeah, bro.
It's because you're still diluted, bro.
You can get in trouble.
No, you just dip.
No, you just dip your hand or pour some bleach or hand sanitizer on your hand and then just
piss off your finger.
And then the sample's bad anyway.
So I'll just call you back like a week or two later.
There's a straight violation.
Go to jail.
Drop the soap.
You're fucked fucked i'm playing
i don't know how they treat it on on a parole thing but on like a
on a probationary thing they would just retest you unless unless it's changed yeah like it was
probation was like i don't know state parole was less legion than regular probation.
People would get in trouble right away from regular probation.
But now they're less legion.
Well, so far in this space, we didn't really talk about coffee.
We definitely talked about crack.
And that doesn't even say
fucking crypto in the title.
Does that just say
crypt coffee
and crack FOMOFN?
Obviously, doodles.
It sounds like a brand of coffee
that y'all mixed with y'all's crack this morning.
Yeah, doodles
must have smoked some crack
typing that up with the typos and the
shit so cracked out he can't even fucking type right i came back all right
fucking lighter you hear the fucking bags ruffling this is from the fucking store all right
they gave me a fucking bag for a lighter and a fucking chocolate milk. But I'm back.
I'm sorry if anybody got offended.
Sorry, Phoenix Crypto.
I wasn't trying to cross anybody or upset anybody.
Sorry, anybody else that got offended in the space.
Want everyone to have an amazing space.
I value everybody.
And I love everybody. And I do not do crack, Scott.
I'm sorry.
I heard some crack in the coffee.
I heard crack over here.
Crack, K2.
You made it, bro.
Not bad.
All my friends now think I've done crack back in the day.
Because you came up and started saying back in the day.
King of Hearts,
Charles of Florida Keys, man.
I'm having a nice grilled cheese.
What do you mean?
What kind of sanguine-y?
A sandwich.
Having a nice grilled cheese,
ham and cheese sandwich.
Sick.
Got a nice chocolate milk.
Chocolate milk and a ham and cheese sandwich.
Oh, well, yeah.
It's 9 in the morning.
That's all right.
Now it makes sense.
I don't like the milk because I've been cheese say oh well yeah it's nine in the morning that's all right now it makes sense
what like I like they drink milk it got don't drink chocolate milk or milk anymore. Yeah, give me that crack.
Fuck the milk.
You think about where it comes from too much,
early?
Facts, facts.
I know.
Ugh.
How you living down there, King?
Good. I was just telling everybody.
It's good. My kids are in the room now. I don't want to retell the story.
Shit. It's good, man. We're having a good time. Just chilling.
Just chilling. Very nice. Relaxing. It was a perfect little vacation spot.
And that's it, my guy.
How you doing?
It's funny.
It's like the kids walk in the room.
He's looking at the kids.
They're looking at him.
Dad, that was you?
Like, yeah.
I was throwing up.
I got sick early.
I was throwing up like crazy, bro.
It was in the water in the kayak.
I started fucking profusely projectile vomit. It like crazy, bro. It was in the water, in the kayak. I started fucking profusely projectile vomiting.
It's crazy, bro.
You can't, you smoke the big weed,
and then you go into the ocean and to the sun,
and it's just bleh.
It's a fun experience.
Oh, man.
And then we started talking about the k2 and when people were fucking going crazy over the
k2 back in the day smoking that catnip you know remember when people used to do whippets they go
to fucking office max and buy bottles of whippets they had to start sticking the whippets in a
freaking cage full disclosure i never did whippets.
I wasn't into drugs.
I never was.
I didn't like that stuff.
I thought your kids were in the room.
They are.
I just said I was never into drugs.
Street cap.
I didn't know what the whippets were.
We never had those. The dust off. street cap i didn't know what the whippets i didn't know what the whippets were king of hearts
we never had those the dust off so people these crackheads used to buy dust off from like cvs or
wherever you know like office max the dust off for the you know the keyboards and they would just
suck that shit in and it would be and and they did well one of my friends did it he said it was like
he's like you hear like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm like, why the fuck would you want to feel like that?
Why the fuck would you want to feel like that?
Whoa, whoa.
He's like, yeah, it's crazy.
You can't hear in your eyes and this.
I'm like, on a scale of one to 10,
how much are you going to,
how much likely are you to do it again?
Never heard a lot of white boys. Yeah, it was a white boy thing. are you to do it again? Never.
When a problem comes along.
Yeah, it was a white boy thing.
Can't even fucking lie.
It was weird, bro.
We're fucking weirdos.
We'll get high on anything,
these people.
These people.
I like how he just categorized
all these white people.
Dabbing.
It's fair, bro.
He just sticks anything on that rig and he just gets high off of it.
He's like, if you heat it up enough, you can fucking suck it right through.
Yeah, we're not all like that.
Come on, these crazy-ass motherfucking whiteys.
Dust off, maybe.
It's the culture, you know?
It's a part of the culture i heard something about i was
i heard something about whippets well the houston culture is drinking lean people from houston drink
lean people from new york they inhale whippets you know they do that everywhere that's some
weird shit but it is literally just white people i'm'm sorry y'all. No, it isn't
It is not I know so many different people
Your ears just perked up like a fucking satellite, bro
Hold on. Here's a real question. Here's a real question. Is it only white people that do mushrooms?
No, don't start
Negative
Nope
No, they just just recently We do it too. The quarter-rigals do it too. No, the Asian people here do a lot of mushrooms.
Just recently, like four months ago,
I personally gave someone not white mushrooms.
Wait, Scott, did you ever do a whippet?
Yeah, I've done whippets.
Case closed, motherfuckers.
Of course you have.
I told you this.
My intuition is through the fucking roof.
What?
I mean, are you kidding me?
Like almost every fucking... Can you confirm the fucking roof. What? I mean, are you kidding me? Like almost every fucking, probably middle school or high school kid is done.
Wow.
Wow.
Have you guys ever been to the-
He did so.
Can you confirm that?
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
First off, let's make this clear.
I didn't do no fucking bullshit whippers where you guys are fucking taking cans from like
Office Depot or fucking Miracle Whip or whatever that is.
Cool Whip Spray or whatever
that other shit with that bullshit. That does not count. Glade and all that other shit or whatever.
That's not whipping. You went straight to nitrous, didn't you? Yeah, you do straight nitrous. And if
you've ever been to your dentist as a child or as a kid, if you've ever been to the dentist as
probably a kid and maybe even some adults, like you could get nitrous oxide.
It's the same fucking thing, except they dial in enough oxygen so that you're not completely fucked up.
And if you any of you've been to that dentist and have done that, yes, you would get like a wah, wah, wah sound or whatever.
And you'd be like very vaguely conscious but no pain at all which is address
you know what's the name of that practice ask any dentist ask your dentist if they if they do
I'm talking about that one that gives you too much you know make sure I don't go there
no too much so I just get you just get a little bit more hooked up I mean I heard of one person
that they actually did give too much gas to and they threw up but that that i was very surprised to hear that yo guys i'm gonna sound like a crackhead
right now do you know what drug they give you in the hospital that i actually kind of like low-key
it's called profilol it's called profilol and it gives me the funnies so i like go through these i
was like a couple years ago i was going through these little issues i kept going into svt it's
superventricular tachycardia.
And when that happens, my heart rate doesn't come down unless they shock it back in.
So I got the paddles like fucking like six times in my life, seven times in my life,
you know, and they're like clear.
But so they give you this thing called profilol to like knock you half unconscious.
And then they hit you with the paddles.
And then I wake up like 10 seconds late.
I'm giggling. I'm like 10 seconds late. I'm giggling.
I'm like, holy shit. I'm still alive, guys.
What the fuck?
Actually,
I'm going to shut up now, but if you
have to get put at the hospital,
ask them for POFLO.
Straight up, bro.
That shit gives you the Sunday funnies.
It's aight.
It's aight.
He's like, get on that shit, guys.
It's the shit.
It's by chance that you gotta get put on the down whippets.
Or unless you guys did fake whippets, but that's surprising because like, I think like almost every single person that I know, like, at like a high school party at some point had had whippets.
And maybe this is just because I grew up like right outside New York city.
So it was just easy as fuck to get cases and cases of, of cartridges.
So you just get like a cracker in Chinatown for like four bucks and be like a good
brass one too,
which would last
for fucking ever.
So like every fucking
pirate I went to,
people were just getting
fished out on Whippets.
It was crazy.
And obviously
keg beer
and whatever else,
tripping acid
and whatever.
But yeah,
I mean,
Whippets were everywhere.
I feel like
if I didn't have
heart disease,
I would be,
you know, I grew up around hella
crackheads guys a lot of people did drugs on staten island it was just weird but um
that definitely saved me having this heart condition definitely veered me away from doing
a lot of drugs and following the crowd and trying that a lot of my friends tried growing up that
they're still addicted to today you, so it could be a blessing.
Did you ever sell crack?
Coke, not crack.
I didn't cook it up. I couldn't get that intricate.
People weren't smoking crack on the South Shore of Staten Island, bro.
It was a big Vicodin, Xanax, cocaine place.
It was easy back in the day, you heard?
You know what I mean?
That was fucking Pablo.
Yeah, but I got a serious question, though, because that clip I heard, I was in space.
Oh, my bad.
That's okay.
That's okay.
We fat finger it.
Listen, I got a serious question because I was in that space.
Who ranked higher?
Who sold more crack?
Early.
He's asking you.
You're asking me that question now.
Who ranked higher?
You a wifey.
You're asking me that question now.
Yeah, he's asking me that question now.
I was number one, buddy.
Always number one.
I was number one.
I came from a little hood town and brung out the best work into a fucking cracker town.
You feel me?
He bought the crack to the cracker.
Pablo Escobar was the plug over here.
You feel me?
I just stopped.
Stop it.
Stop it.
You're going to make me spit out my fucking shopping mill, bro.
I was getting that shit for like $12 a gram back in the day.
I was killing it.
It was crazy.
Corey, these guys are killing me right now. Brett, these guys are killing me right now.
Brad, these guys are killing me.
Wolfie, I'm dead right now. I'm rolling in my
fucking grave.
Right now,
that shit goes for like $40 or
fucking $50 a gram.
I was getting it for like $12.
Like $12 to $11 a gram.
It was fucking crazy. $12 a gram?
Yeah, bro. Use 4x12 a gram? Yeah, bro.
He was 4X in every flip.
Exactly, bro.
He was 4X every time.
And I was a baby.
I was making like two bands a fucking day, bro.
A hard day was a band.
A good day, $2,500 a day.
Easy.
And I was like,
He not only said,
I'm going to take your soul.
He's like,
I'm going to take your money too.
I'm thinking their soul for real.
I did.
I'm thinking soul for real.
Not the crypto soul.
Their soul.
Oh my God.
Well, that was back in the day. Thank that was evil that was bad young bad bad bad
can you picture him scott 12 years old just fucking just hanging around the blocks but
yeah you need crack like yo you're a little fucking kid fucking 16 17 bags of quack for 90 what let me get that to be fair judo i can't really say much
because at 12 years old i was actually partying in the tunnel in new york so um because my friend's
sister got us in and then and then after that if you just had a skateboard they'd let you in
so that was sort of like the ticket for all the underage you just bring a skateboard, they'd let you in. So that was sort of like the ticket for all the underage.
You just bring your skateboard and they let you right the fuck in.
That place is out of control.
I was there when that shit got raided.
I was very young.
I was like 14.
I was like 14.
I was in a bar at like 30.
Or he posted this in the comments.
I had a fucking crackhead of a friend.
He was here in Thailand.
He went back to Canada.
And he sucked back 30 to 40 of those cartridges.
Put himself right in the fucking hospital.
And the idiot was sucking back CO2, bro.
I'm like, bro, that's not even nitrogen.
I'm like, CO2 comes out of your fucking gas.
It comes out of your car, bro.
Like, bro, you retarded. You're sucking CO2 comes out of your fucking gas fuck it comes out of your car bro like bro you retarded you're sucking CO2 back that's not fucking gonna get you high and his voice went deep CO2 makes your voice
sound like fucking Darth Vader bro but your fucking brain gets damaged dude was your friend
retarded bro like I'm he. No, like he's certified.
No, I'm not trying to be rude here, but is he certified potatoes?
He was missing a tooth for fucking over two and a half years because he was addicted to fucking drugs.
It doesn't matter.
He could be missing his teeth for fucking ten years.
No, listen to the story.
Is he really retarded?
He lost his tooth, bro.
And then he was toothless for a fucking...
He's fucking retarded if you're inhaling fucking co2
yeah exactly that's like what you exhale exactly bro he was killing himself literally killing
himself he wouldn't he would put it in a balloon he would take it from one of those guns like those
things that that obi said put it in a balloon like a pellet gun yeah those co2 cartridge yep
oh my god put it in a fucking balloon.
Suck it back.
I'm like, bro, you're gonna die.
I'm like, bro, stop doing that.
Look, me and my friends did
lots of really, really
dumb shit, but if any
of my friends would have cracked a
fucking CO2 cartridge,
I would have fucking punched them right in the goddamn face
thanks i would have i would i would i would just whack and then everyone be like what did you do
that for like yo you see that and then they'd be like oh all right and they'd throw one too and
it'd be for love it'd be like look it you know if you're gonna die it's because we're gonna beat
your ass for being stupid not for you know you don't have a pass right he was an idiot i don't know it's just east coast shit
sorry that's just the way it is he's a crazy bulgarian bro he's like five foot two he's
missing he's got his tooth back but he was missing a tooth i used to call him the gremlin
fucking guys that work with stones look like stones, bro. They look like a potato, man.
That's the reason why he came to Thailand.
It's kind of like he acted like one, too.
Crazy shit, bro.
Brad, what up, bro?
Bro, honestly, bro, I don't even know anymore.
How do I... Fix your spelling doodle on the fucking topic you crackhead
look at that shit
down with the crypts just change that
fucking i and t
make that y and i
take that o off put it put an s on it
we'll have crypts coffee and crack
fuck i did it again bro i'll crypts, coffee, and crack.
Fuck, I did it again, bro.
I'll crypt out.
We'll have to weed in the fucking bike.
Ah, shit.
Bro, how does a fucking bike have a trunk?
It's a good thing, but it's also a bad thing. You forget everything in the fucking trunk.
Fuck.
Anyways, I'll go get it.
Gotta get high.
Gotta get yourself a little money bag. so you can just stay right here oh i want to see doodle riding around with saddlebags
it's the worst feeling getting all the way into the room and then you're like
fuck i gotta go back down to get the butt but you ain't gonna not go back down
i don't care how tired you are if you're if you're a stoner you're going back down
oh yeah i'm locked in right now you hear my squeaky shoes I don't care how fucking tired you are. If you're a stoner, you're going back down. Oh, yeah.
I'm locked in right now.
You hear my squeaky shoes.
I'm going to smoke the crack of weed right here.
Any stoner knows that you can't leave it in your car, bro.
It won't be the same.
It heats up and it turns to crack.
God's green crack.
I can actually use a little bit of crack in the coffee.
Somebody said that earlier.
I didn't know who else.
I was like, oh, sounds tasty.
I don't got any Baileys, though.
I don't got any Baileys, so.
Pablo, you got to be dying right now on the floor, bro.
Dude, I've been laughing for, like, the past 48 hours, bro.
Y'all just crazy.
Are y'all cousins?
Early, I'm just going to say this, man,
that back in the days,
never going to have the same meaning for me ever.
When I hear that back in the days,
it's just over, man.
It's like you're coming to my mind.
I just want to put that out there.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what I mean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you get to hear
the rest of the story, or
you just got in right now?
Oh, no.
I was there.
I was there.
You was there when you were live.
I mean, listen.
I've been live.
You heard when my girl was talking and everything?
You was here?
Yeah, she was.
You might have to do some homework, you know, in the back end when she get out of here because she didn't sound too happy with you.
But, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I've been here, man.
It's good to have you, man.
Just glad that you, you know what I the family and the trick and the three kids
and everything you're doing straight so that's always good to hear bro but
yeah man i'll be here appreciate that g there like i want to hear the good news after that you know oh i bet he was like this guy's some random guy
he's just some little ass kid he smokes crack he don't know what the fuck he's talking about.
Is that a moment of silence?
Or that's what everybody was thinking, huh? Did we rug or are we still online?
What's going on?
Space rugged?
No, no, we didn't rug.
Nah, man.
I was on mute. Nah, man. Space Rugged? No, no. We didn't rug you. Nah, man. I was on mute.
Nah, man.
I'm fighting.
I fight over here because my AC blowing up.
And it's been a little struggle out here in Florida with no AC right now.
I ain't going to lie.
So I was looking something up.
And I was talking, but the mic was muted.
Yeah, it's kind of hot here, dude.
I don't know.
I'm going to have to stay outside on the jungle. where you at in florida i used to live out there i'm right here on uh
you know right here north mind right in my i haven't been there but i was in sarasota sarasota
and saint petersburg i was out there for like two years years. I used to be a roofer out there, bro.
Shit was crazy.
Oh, brutal.
Brutal, yep. Brutal, brutal.
Treasure Island.
The roofs.
Yeah, nah, that's definitely not the field
you want to be doing any work
with over here.
But I tell you, these guys
fixing AC, they're making money. They're can die but i tell you these guys fixing ac they're making money yeah
they're banking i'll tell you that because they've been busy
back in the day i was a roofer too
i'm just playing in another lifetime i was uh i was a paver. I used to do interlock paving.
Had a company, still have a company, didn't sell it or anything, just living in Thailand right now.
Do we still got King of Hearts? Do we still got everybody? We're just having people drop off right now.
You know, they've been laughing too hard. They're just flopping off like flies.
They're like, oh, I can't stay in there anymore.
I'm crying too much.
I'm laughing too much.
My guy early's back.
I had to get verified.
I had to verify myself.
You know what I mean?
I had to clear some dirt off my name.
No, there was no dirt.
No dirt. Just a good laugh. Nah, there was no dirt. No dirt.
Just a good laugh.
Corey, what do you got rolling up?
I got the cush here.
I got so many new strains.
I got cherry.
I got my
super lemon haze.
I got a little bit of platinum.
I got a little bit of platinum jack as well.
A little bit of platinum. I got a little bit of platinum jack as well. A little bit of platinum jack, baby.
Yep.
Mixing a little bit of both or just you like to do it separate?
I could mix. It just depends.
It's like 9.15 here, so we're getting close to we're about to go to sleep-ish.
Because I get up early.
You know me, Doodle.
I'm up at like 4 a.m.
Can I get ready for the gym tomorrow, bro?
Absolutely.
That's right.
So I'm here, but my internet's been real spotty, so that's why I feel like I'm rugging all the time.
No, you're good. You're good. We hear you loud and clear, General.
Dude, this weed is so fucking purple. It looks like crack.
Holy shit.
Oh, wait a sec. It even smells like it. Jeez. Early, bro.
Who you got me on?
Yo, buddy, what the fuck is going on over there in Tokyo, papa?
Nah, this is just some purple weed.
Some fucking taste.
I bet.
Hey, Tony.
Yo, Tony.
Oh, shit. Blue Starburst.
Little Blue Starburst magic.
Okay.
You got the purple, you got the blue voodoo, and the starburst.
Let's go.
Mikey, what's happening in Texas right now, man?
Hey, can you play a snippet of that shit?
I got my friend.
We're going to the farm right now, bro.
I want to hear that.
I want him to hear it. All right gonna scott can you play the whole clip because you
have better audio than me but if not i could hold on let me let me plug in yeah dude you gotta hear
this knock your fucking socks off bro bro And I'm a little come on
With the cure rosin I'm gonna throw some cure rosin called candy packs right on top of it
All right, I like that Scott's a Daba Daba Tola so he loves the rosins
All right, what do we got here? What's this called I downloaded it. It's called Crack. Let me plug it. Let me plug it
and cue up real quick. Let's see if we got this
working.
And then this
is it. This is your featured space
and then after we're going to go back to the regular
schedule program. I promise.
Can't have everybody looking like
zombies.
Tell me if this is good but why shouldn't it play it's just the one you know what I mean I was like
it just different a warm this just felt like it was the one and it was and it's crazy because my backstory was i used to be a crack
dealer back in the day so and she was a crack dealer back in the day
no i respect that i like that two hustlers great minds think alike bro
no that i like that two hustlers great minds think alike bro no i
i love it hey you can't get enough of it scott mother mother yo. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
It's Bonnie and Clyde, Mikey.
You gotta find your Clyde and Bonnie.
Put it together.
Yo, bro, I'm literally watering at the eyes right now.
What does your friend think?
Shit's hilarious.
He's fucking laughing.
He's saying it's fucking hilarious.
I'm telling you, early, this is gonna get us fucking views.
It's gonna get us clips, man.
Yeah, man, that'll be fucking lit.
We could launch a fucking coin, bro.
We could all be in it.
We all eat, bro.
Know what I mean?
Not on the fucking...
I can't do that.
That was it.
What are you saying?
That mysterious laugh was Early's laugh.
We finally figured it out.
Yes, it definitely is me.
I got a crazy laugh.
I don't hear it yet.
It's not there yet.
It's not there.
You will fucking cry
when you guys hear my laugh.
I sound like an old man.
Sound like a 200-pound guy.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
We thought it was Mike, and Mike's like,
yo, I'm roughly 200 pounds, Tony.
I was, like, cracking up.
I was cracking up.
But, no, we've been having some fun here in the space
for the last couple days. Just bullshitting.
Market's going to do what the market's going to do.
Everything had this little bit of a dip.
Solana, BNB, XRPs, even SWE.
I like that.
We see Bitcoin at 18 and it's holding steady.
Hopefully we see something move this week.
What's up, Scott? Sorry sorry you said bitcoin so tell me no you just said bitcoin so i just went
hey yo i don't know just being fucking stupid with my soundboard
why not let's go Wolfie, how you doing
up here, my guy?
Wolfie!
Hey, yo!
Talking to me?
No, his name's Wolfie. I'm talking to me no his name's wolfie i'm talking to wolfie i can't hear him
can anybody else he might be rocking
he might be rocking
take a lot
you know you fucked up our plan to stream early Take a lap. Take a lap.
You know you fucked up our plan to stream early?
We were going to stream.
We were going to do some dope one-hour stream,
but we decided to have a space because we wanted you back.
We had to bring you back, bro.
I was looking for you to stream.
I thought you was going to be streaming.
If we were on video, it would be too much.
I think we would have just lost our shit tonight.
Yeah, we would have been crying.
We would have lost some money in the casino as well, too.
Oh, man.
Let's have some fun.
I'm going to pull up this random speaker,
and it's going to be totally random crystal morgan
how you doing
good morning morning morning
What's up, boy?
Oh, I was just here, chilling.
You know.
Back in the day, just chilling.
Your mouth's open, but you're not saying anything.
Toss him off the stage.
There you go, Mo.
You know what I mean? You know what I mean?
Get him out of here.
That's the bottom line.
We're chopped right now.
We're absolutely chopped.
This is the point of the space where I'm so fucking high, I have no more words.
I forget the rest of the words, Mike.
Forget the rest of the song.
God damn it.
Dude, it's like 8 o'clock in the morning.
How much have you smoked over there?
I'm tying up since fucking 4 in the morning or some shit
because me and him were laughing at this shit.
It's like fucking 3 or...
It was like 3.30 in the afternoon
and I sent Doodle a link to something
and he instantly fucking replied with LOL and he's like, I30 in the afternoon. And I sent Doodle a link to something. And he instantly fucking replied with LOL.
And he's like, I can't stop laughing.
And the next thing you know, yeah, we're on a call.
So this shit's been going on for a bit.
And then I went to go buy the weed at 5 a.m.
So we'd have the space and everyone would be just fumbling and jumbling around.
And I forgot the
lighter but then we're back dude you guys got the ear bro like i was listening last night i was
watching a baseball game i was charging my battery i couldn't fucking talk but i heard that entire
conversation go down and my battery was fucking charging and I was like
dude this could be like literally like on Maury Povich what the fuck his name is like some shit
like that like where they're like confessing you know and they're meeting up I was like what the
fuck am I listening to right here like that was the actually i you know tony you know like i'm always listening to your fucking spaces dude
like pretty much every single day and every night when i see your space pop up i'm like all right i'm
joining i don't always talk but i can join and listen depending on where if i'm working or not but that was one of the uh like that was the probably the best moment
I mean maybe not that that's probably the wrong it has to be top five ever
we've had in this space I agree dude it was yeah it was like the most viral content
and I I think it's funny that you're capitalizing on it you're
not you didn't just let it go you didn't just say hey that was last night you know and laughed
about it you you and scott continue to bound the drum beat on it which is fucking funny because
that i've never seen that with with you guys You guys both have a great sense of humor.
This shit's fucking hilarious, bro.
Even the co-host himself, bro, early, he's laughing at himself, for Christ's sake.
This is funny as fuck, dude.
The easiest way to make the entire space laugh is make a joke about yourself.
Because it's all truth, and I'm real, bro.
And I love that, you know, everything I do, bro, is true, bro.
And no fake shit around me, you know.
And I got into crypto about a year ago and I went on my up and downs.
I got wins and losses and wins and losses.
I was even with the, I think I might have even seen you one time, Doodles.
I was in the Wild and Out coin.
I got in at maybe around $180K.
And I don't know if you got in the Wild and Out coin with the...
I was there. I was there.
What's up, kid?
Probably one of the first...
The Cannon?
On any space, if you see me in the space.
I think I've seen you in there and i'm like i think i've
seen him before in there too and i never got up on the on the host or nothing because i didn't have
a mic i only had my phone at the time and i got out of work it was at 11 o'clock at night
and the market cap was like 180 200k and i thought it was fake i bought in
with like 200 bucks my 200 bucks turned into three turned into like 5k and i thought it was fake i bought in with like 200 bucks my 200 bucks turned into three
turned into like 5k and i didn't want to pull out because it was at 10 million i wanted it to go to
fucking 100 milli and it didn't go to 100 million because people were scamming it so i'm like fuck
and i might i fucking pulled out around like three milli so i only got to manage to pull out like three bands with
my 200 but i was like you know what i mean like i wanted the to go to 100 this is
100 milic or better you know what i mean but they scammed the out of that coin
and then i re-upped i know what you mean
so it it up, bro.
Damn.
Bread puts his head up.
Bread just fucking say shit, man.
Bro, I got my hand up, bro, because I keep on trying to say something,
and I just don't think my shit comes through sometimes.
So then I just stop talking, bro.
I'm just kind of waiting for my moment to get in but i gotta ask you though early man so like about like the the relationship and stuff like that did it start off as a business partnership
you know because i know you i know like that's what y'all had right there did y'all join forces
and become like you know the true like crack deal and do it. Body and pod.
Body and pod type kid,
you know what I mean? I'm sorry.
Yeah, we
definitely joined forces, bro.
I found out
she had a lot of clientele
and I was like, you know what?
I got you. I got you with the
best numbers. And she was
like, I bet. So I was giving got you with the best numbers and she was like i bet so i was giving
her shit for the man low and and then i tell her to keep away from some people because i had intel
in the street that people were ci's and she still was selling to them and she got in trouble from
a ci that i told her to stay away from and that's how that shit went down. You know what I mean?
It's like, fuck.
I'm like, I told you to stay away from that fucking fiend.
That's a fucking CI.
I got to turn the camera on.
I got it.
This is too good, bro.
This is too good.
I can't let it pass, Scott.
I may not be here tomorrow, and Early may not be here tomorrow. So while we're here, we might as well make use of it.
You know, turning the cameras on.
I'm going to mint this shit on.
I'm not kidding.
Are you really turning your shit on and, like, continuing this?
I'm going to fucking eat pizza.
I'm not going to continue this.
And then I'm going to reset eat pizza. I'm not going to continue this. And then I'm going to reset my day, I hope.
Because I haven't been able to fucking fully get out of from what happened this morning.
Bro, Davitola, you've been saying you're going to go to sleep and reset your day since this morning, bro.
Because every time I want to do it, some fucking weird ass fucking crazy shit starts happening again.
It fucks my day up even more.
I can't.
Even if I took a nap and reset, it would have been fucked up at least three more times.
At least.
At least.
We have this space.
We had the one earlier.
That's two.
Doodle and I talked on.
We talked on the side a couple conversations.
What happened to the host?
What's going on?
Do you guys hear me still?
Yeah, we still hear you. Yeah, we still hear you.
Can you hear us?
Yeah, we're good, bro.
We're good. We don't got that
shaky hand like those crack fiends.
That's what happens after the first hit.
You can't hear shit for a little bit.
You hear that ringing sound
for a minute. You're like, oh, yeah.
You hear that
that King of Hearts sound. You hear that ringing sound for a minute. You're like, oh, yeah. You hear that, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That King of Hearts.
King of Hearts, I fucking love you, my guy.
He's like, yeah, I grew up with a bunch of crack kids back in Staten Island.
I didn't grow up with a bunch of crack kids.
These guys, unfortunately, liked other drugs that I
Didn't wasn't what I ever wanted to try which is cocaine or any of the really hard drugs to be honest
So, uh, I did it some of them indulged that is what it is
Some of them passed away because of it. It is what it is
They I guess really liked it and it really liked them. So it's that story, but don't do drugs and stay off the crack.
God damn it. Crack kills.
Saying that, you know, now it's like acceptable, but like, you know, 12 year old just fucking pounded the streets.
Right, bro, I was the streets with his pockets filled.
I was the worst at 12, bro.
It didn't matter, bro.
I was invisible when I was 12.
What do you mean you're invisible?
You could throw a rock at a car
and not get in trouble for it.
That's how invisible I was back in the day.
Oh, you're a 12-year-old kid.
Yeah, I know know You look like it
You can't get pissed
No, there's the laugh again, Scott
There's that crazy laugh again
Dude, all I know is it's no cop, no crime
That's all I know
No face, no case
That's what it is
No face, no case
Well No case, that's what it is. No case, no case.
Well...
Ah, man.
I got nothing for you, bro. I'll be honest.
This base is about you.
Yeah, I still gotta go fucking to the store and shop I was thinking about
turning more I need to pick up some baking soda do other things
sorry grab some ice and baking soda
Whoa, whoa, don't put us out of business over here
Don't be putting us out of business
Don't forget the crock pot
God damn it
Anybody buying any crypto today
wait what what's crypto
yeah you started asking those guys to start paying you in crypto
why are you talking about i'm like what but what's it i buy i'm looking around i'm gonna
get paid in fucking crack crack that i bet you that
shit's going up in price i'm talking i'm gonna tokenize that rock that rwa
we definitely gotta tokenize a crack coin that'd be fucking one time i ain't gonna lie i had a coin
not me but i got into that snowfall coin it was like a year ago and i only
put a little bit of money and that ran up to like a milli and i didn't even know i was gonna do that
and and i got in like 200k i'm gonna check my out hold on and the was called crack and the
was called snowfall you know the soul the soul that that black guy that black kid, Snowfall. That soul.
Well, I'm looking on the market right now.
And you got crack fun.
Snowfall's at $19,000, so that's worthless.
But you got crack fun.
You got crack, and you got an egg.
And you got... What about back in the day?
B-I-T.
Back in the...
B-I-T-T.
Back in the day.
Nope. It's tech back in the B-I-T-D back in the day nope it's tech
tech back in the day
not what I mean
N-W-I-M
N-W-I-M
I do say that a lot
you ain't a lot
the crazy thing is
if somebody finds it funny,
people are going to throw liquidity at it.
That's the crazy thing here with crypto.
Man.
Just got to find the right combination.
Buy the floor, the whole floor.
I don't know why I can touch it.
Bubble Maps is going to look horrible.
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
It'll look horrible.
Yeah, nobody will buy it.
This has got to be a fair launch.
That should not just go anyways.
It doesn't even matter.
Oh, man.
My fucking stomach's gonna hurt
who's gonna go so ballistic if i hit 200 mil tonight or the next day 100 mil first day follow
there's no way there's no you need a good ticker and and you know the story writes itself
and i don't know i mean i know p i know this would be a really long stretch but i mean
the or far stretch or whatever you're going to call it but you know you have gold out there and
then people are convinced that bitcoin is the digital gold do we just go try to tell some
people who smoke crack that they want some digital crack too?
We'll try to onboard them.
You know what I mean?
The fart coin and that penis coin.
You might as good crack coin out there, right?
Oh, this is amazing.
All right.
Well, listen, guys.
I fucking love you guys.
Go enjoy the rest of your night.
We'll be back tomorrow.
FOMO FM.
Don't do drugs.
Don't do drugs.
Don't do crack.
Shout out to everybody that came out here.
We love each and every one of you guys.
Shout out to Scott, Phoenix, Wolfie, D, everybody that shows up on a daily basis.
Much love to you guys.
Have a great evening.
We'll catch you tomorrow.
