God love it. God love it. Yeah, I did.
I spent a lot of time in the road.
A lot of time in hotels, shitty Wi-Fi. And we pay for like that Uber mega, 4000 giga chat, internet service. And this entire week, it has been a gigantic pain in the dick.
And why I thought like, hey, this isn't going to be a problem. No, like the internet gods are going to bless me with, I don't know, 60 minutes of clarity. No, no, didn't happen. In fact, that was on like several like really important like client calls as
week and I would just like go out and luckily I muted myself because I was just screaming fuck in the background. But you know, you live and you learn. It is what it is. Little reboot here tonight for folks as they as they pile back in here. Man.
it is what it is, right? Twitter, rugs, phone rugs. I think tomorrow I'm going to get probably new routers for the house. I mean, can't be something else, right? It's got to be a technical issue. New phone for daddy, yeah, because that thing evidently is not
working either. I don't know, we're just going to keep replacing shit until something works. I think that's probably the most economically reasonable thing to do. And as such, I'm rolling with that. I'm just going to say that's what we need to do. That's what we need to do. So I think we're like half
way through or maybe or somewhere in there with the with the crypto update, I paused it somewhere in the middle. I did hear that faded was giving a little bit of an update here and there. So would y'all hear last?
The Nakamego shout out Nakamega shout out, okay
Okay, okay. We'll give people a little bit more time to come back in.
Oh sweet, gals back to. Hi, Gah. Sounds great now. It's so funny. Like who would have thought like this, like, you know, the high speed stuff isn't, isn't going to get it done for us is what it is folks, but hey, you roll the punches, right? You figure it out. This is life. Nothing is perfect. Literally nothing.
and you embrace it, you figure the fuck out, you dust yourself off, and you get back up and you keep marching forward. And that's exactly what we are going to do. Alright, so yeah, let's do this. I'm going to set us back up here on the ones and twos.
Yeah, while you're talking to that, Mal, yeah, where we kind of got rugged was right after the shit coin season kind of updating you were about to get into yoga. Okay. And then yeah, we unfortunately couldn't hear you and then I picked up my following two. So they're probably going to have to hear a repeat, but you know, they're going to have to suffer through me shouting.
I know. So while you boot that up, that's where we left off, but I'm sure people can hear an update again. Awesome. Awesome. All right. We're going to fuck it. We'll do it live. Give me some thumbs up if you can hear this. And if you can't, well, we'll figure something else out. But you know, a lot this week. So I think we should.
just get right into it. I'll start off, I'll kick it off.
It seems like I'm having problems on my end. So I'm going to go on mute for a second. Please talk amongst yourselves while I figure this the hell out.
I'm like so ready for this episode. I mean, while he's working on it, I knew you're on can kind of retweet the room. I feel Gornius Fox saying that, but I would really appreciate this. Well, I was here and you say that.
Thanks, oops, appreciate that Jimmy. They can listen to Jimmy, but they can't hear Jimmy's soups. I don't know if you know that reference, but funny movie. We may have actually just dropped.
All right, welcome everybody. It's been a couple of, it's been a while since we've had the crypto update. I have faded here with us, faded. Welcome, welcome. >> Yes, thank you, it's good to be back and it's good to see everybody getting in here from everybody again. >> Hell yeah, hell yeah. So it's been a minute, so we've got a lot of stuff to catch up on. Why don't we#
Yeah, let's do it. There's been a lot that's been going on, but you know a lot this week So I think we should just get right into it. I'll start off I'll kick it off You know, I think the main craze that really has kicked off everything is shitcoin season and that can't be avoided and is officially shitcoin season and many of us find it interesting that the same mid-fluencers that were so critical event#
projects now have no problem chilling. Coat and Fade and Pelosi to the followers. You know, I guess mid influencers got a mid influence and they're still crying for the space. 100% 100% in not so stunning news. You go want to lawsuit protecting the trademark of its board A Piot club NFT series. US District
Court for the Northern District of California ruled that RRBAYC's collection did not stand as artistic expression protected by the First Amendment, who would have thought, as RIPPS at all had claimed. The court concluded that the defendants acted with a bad faith intent to profit. The RRBAYC's
YCNFTs do not express an idea or point of view, but instead merely point to the same online digital images associated with the BAYC collection. While I still think this is a landmark case for Web 3, time and behavior seem to point to writer as a rip-off artist, kind of guy.
The damages will be determined at a later date, although the court has ruled against enhanced damages of 200k. This is what really cracks me up though personally, okay? This case was heard by the honorable John Walter, Loyola undergrad, Loyola Law School, spends his entire career practicing in the great state of California on
all of this time, energy hard work, grinding grit, bearing, et cetera, et cetera, just to hear a bunch of internet dorks fight over monkey J pegs. I'm willing to bet that there is way less scotch in that man's desk after this one. Yeah, he's probably lost a couple brain cells after this one, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three,#
But the last thing you know at Cala leading into this do is the big news a couple days ago was Coinbase decided to sue the SEC and you know they decided to the SEC and they were seeking regulatory clarity on the crypto industry and this is probably following the pump of the SEC coin which was investigating
by Zac XBT and it was found out that it was a pump and dump only to put liquidity back into the US dollar and it also has been reported that Pelosi coin and Trump coin were responsible for some of the liquidity pool but that's just initial ports and I'm going to go into investigate that a little further I'll report back next week.
interesting, interesting. No surprise there. Those folks always seem to get the jump on shit. Yeah, the government and the government likes to try to have it to waste a camp. No doubt, no doubt. Taking a weird turn to the right. I don't know if any of you have seen this whole like Muppeth thing or whatever. We got to touch on them just because they are very unique. So renowned parisian
digital artist, a couple of hiccups in the beginning, but people really seem to be digging them. And the floor price is like staying steady. There's decent volume, but like it's not going crazy, which I think is actually a good thing right now. The discord, this is the funny part for me. The discord was described as early Goblin town vibes with all of the impending fear and
from a fall from grace, you know, reflux or praise. I thought that was absolutely hilarious. So, so while not my vibe personally just goes to show you that Web 3 has a tribe for everyone, what amality? Yeah, what amality and that's a great description of how to describe a project. Yeah, I also have something, you know, and this is, you know, just
with a little more than a month old. Not-comigos have done over 31,000 ethereum in total sales volume. And that is more than checks, nouns, and our far-fetched sales. So there's no jokes here. There's no nothing. This is amazing. And I'm not going to ever be not going to go into space.
You also feel proud of this accomplishment and recognize that this is truly a movement and not just a moment and we're just getting started. I love that. And you know, it's still so damn early, right? Like to think like people are, "Oh, it's over. It's this and that." It's like, dude, just getting started, right? Just getting started and they have no clue what they're missing out on, but they will.
They always find out. I got to hit on this. I know we covered right at Rips earlier and he's going to make his way back in again. Okay. I was wondering why he was pumping one of the hottest shit coins and it now makes sense. Okay. He backed the shit coin with staying power in order to have a chance, a fighting chance.
of paying off that settlement with Yuga, which is to be determined, right? And at the end of the day, folks, I've got a message for you all at home, never fade the frog. With initial claims on their roadmap of flipping Bitcoin, could this digital green God coin really bring us all generational wealth? Who knows, right?
Yeah, who knows but I trust that they and I trust a little grief frog a lot more than I trust you know maybe in the green back of the US dollar, so we'll see Well, I think that doesn't force this week faded and it wasn't an endorsement of Pepe I just think it's it's great that right or it's using something to try to pay off
this whole like you get thing. I do own Pepe mostly for the meme and you probably should too if anything that we've learned in the spaces that memes actually seem to provide some sort of value and interest. But hey man, this is fun. I missed this. We gotta try to do this again real soon. Okay, Faded?
Yes, I promise I missed this too. It was kind of it. I'm not gonna say it was a long break and I kind of missed everybody here So I'm pretty sure we'll make this another weekly segment young for the season Love it love awesome, dude. We really appreciate it on with the show right my friend. Yes, I'm with the show
All right, how do we do? I saw the daddy issues thing with daddy crossed out and the technical thing I just I think it was be who did that like I gotta say I absolutely love that that's hilarious It hurts, but it's also like nice to nice to laugh because it's super super funny
Oh man like like I don't know if your palms have ever sweat or like your knee caps have sweat but goddamn That was me over the last like 10 minutes or so But you know it is what it is we're back right we're back and and I think I think it's important that you know I don't know about you all but
But for me personally, with NFTs and watching floor prices and seeing all of the down bad tweets and this and that, man, NFTs got to be pretty dark there for a minute. Everyone kind of goes on hiatus for NFTs and my CVs, bunch of parties, everyone's in the lull of going
out and meeting their IRLJ peg friends and then you come back to your screen and you're like, "God damn it, the floor price didn't go up." What the fuck? I had like 14 beers last night. How did the floor price not pump from that? But can Deb do something? My liver's doing something. What we thought would be important to maybe talk about something.
a little bit brighter. So this is going to be a two-part series. Okay, this is part one of Shit Coinen. Okay, it's a two-part skit. This is part one this week and it introduces a very nice product that I think a lot of us would benefit from going forward. So without further ado, we have Shit Coinen.
Three is gripped tighter and tighter by the bear with each passing moment. J-packs are down. Metaverses are down. Vives are down. Bags, well, those are never, well, they've always been down to be honest. It might just be time to get away for a bit. Clear your head and try to reset.
So stop refreshing your favorite JPEG marketplace and take a break from NFT land for a bit. Let's listen in as a family of DGENs decides what they are going to do to find that reset opportunity.
Honey, are you okay? I heard you shitting, and that's never a good sign. Is it Moonbirds again?
Maybe? Honey, it's both. Down another 15% from last week, I can't believe I convinced myself that the team wanted to win as much as I wanted them to win. I feel so deflated.
Oh, it's okay, honey. This isn't our first crypto cycle and God willing. It won't be our last. Why don't you come to dinner and try to put this stuff aside for a minute? You know, reconnect with the kids. That's a good idea. Let's go.
Dad sits down at the dinner table with Jimmy and Jenny to adolescent crypto DGens who are going through their first bear market. Alright! How's it going kids? What did you guys do today? Just the usual dad woke up at noon, choked some Mountain Dew, grabbed a bag of flaming hot cheetos and went to check and see if any of them are
-Birds hit. -Nies! Can't believe we can still afford Mountain Dew, but nice. Any of those blurbids hit? Actually, yes. But I got caught with my pants down and Franklin dumped on me harder than the SEC dumped on Martha Stewart. But it's okay. Like Martha, I ain't no snitch. Wait, wait, that's terrible.
And I'm really sure how the Martha stuff comes into play here. How the hell are you so calm about losing? What I assume is all of your liquidity. Dad, it's okay. Blair handed out so many bags the first time around for farming. There's no way they're gonna hand out less this time. I'm gonna take these unrealized gains and be made whole again.
I can feel it. Oh, yeah, look, there's definitely no way they'll change the rules to that game. Hey, Jimmy is the APR for looks still north of 800%. You know what, whatever. What's done is done. Jenny, how was your day? It was pretty sick, Dad. Only two of my projects wrote this week, down 100% from last week.
and I got to attend the Frank to God's party because I'm a female. And they were super worried about replicating the French sausage fest. So all in all, I'm feeling pretty good. - No! - Wait! Slippery snakes and fart mouth furries, rugged? - Yep. Turns out investing in adjective animals was not a sound of an investment thesis.
- Live and learn, right, Dad? - Oh, what have I done? - Dinner's ready! - Ramen again! - Ramen again! - Sorry, honey. You do make the best ramen. Thanks for putting this together for us, hon. - I mean, we really are quite blessed. And remember, we are rich in JPEGs. (chewing)
How did I let this happen? False hope? Provotto? Where'd I go wrong? How can I fix this? Can I fix this? I can't fix this. I must fix this.
That's it! Everyone finish eating right now! I want everyone to go pack their bags and their gear! Create a couple fresh hot wallets this family needs of vacation! Dad, we can't afford a vacation right now.
Where are we gonna get the money? Cheryl, we can't not afford a vacation right now. Something has to change. We need a change. And I've got just the fix.
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boy, oh boy, if you're not excited for round two of that skit, I'm really really looking forward to Bandita del Toro and her specific calls and watchouts. So if you're out there shit-coining, I think you should definitely tune in for next week's edition.
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GMGM, welcome to Hot Take with Breezy. I am Breezy and this week I've got a few hot takes for you. They're going to be wide range
in. So just FYI, without further ado, we'll jump right in with hot take number one. Anytime somebody brings their own drama from their real life onto the internet, there couldn't be a more potent red flag. I mean, it's the equivalent of me
Taking a crap in the toilet and then bringing you my feces. It's like it doesn't belong there It was already where it was supposed to be and you've now gone out of your way to bring it to me That doesn't make sense that makes you a really shitty person pun totally intended
Hot take number two zigzags the ones made in France the quote unquote slow burning
papers they let me tell you those suck okay it's raw all the way I'm not really sure what the French thought they were doing with these but there's like the most common and it's super annoying whatever
Hot take number three making money on a meme call
coins not impressive, like at all actually, because mostly it's just luck. It's keeping the money. That's the impressive part. So, you know, if you're down because you didn't make 100 Gs on a meme coin, don't be because knowing that you would have probably lost all that money.
like immediately after. So it's okay. You know, it all worked out in the end and everybody who got the money was supposed to get it. Hot take number four. Why do supplements have to come in like such large pill form? Like who decided that
One big pill was better than many smaller pills. That's what I don't get. It seems like an unnecessary psychological barrier to being healthy. Let me just make them swallow this rock. It doesn't make any sense. Give me a dissolvable tab or a powder or something.
Why did they insist on me taking these horse pills? Hot take number five if you Scroll and like all of those obviously fake pictures and profiles of women Talking about NFTs and stuff. I seriously can't think of anything more pathetic
in hilarious than that. You really think this, the only hot girl in a sea of sex-deprived men is going to DM you back and forth because you'll have the same taste in
pixelated pfp's I mean It's it's not sad that you're into women right like that the problem you shooting your shot isn't the problem right it's the fact that
You're so out of touch with the game that you think that's a shot opportunity.
I'll let you stew on that one.
Thank you for listening to this week's Hot Take with Breezy. I am Breezy. GM, GN and remember God is watching.
Damn, breezy brings the fucking fire every goddamn time. It's just so much fun. Um, see typically all
He can get along with it and I love that about him. So we'll do a little bit of clip-by-clip here, clip-by-clip there. Try to get the segment down a little bit. But at the end of the day, I listed this one and you could hear how much money he had with it. I was like, "Fuck it. We're just going to do it live and do a little clip and put some sound effects#
think about his own hot takes and be like, "Yeah, well, love that one. I don't know. That one did it for me. That was probably my favorite hot take by Breezy yet personally." And I think what goes really nicely with this is another purveyor here in the drug realm, the
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So I didn't try it so I can't say that like I personally, you know had this because quite frankly, I don't fucking need it But I think it might be helpful for some people that I know so if you two like me have some folks in your timeline who just are some whining sniveling little bitches then this might be a
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be gone. Making life a bit more peaceful, one D Gen at a time. There you have it, bitch, be gone. I think there's a referral code that I'll dig that up. It's in my email. I'll dig up the referral code. We'll post it out later. So if you know
somebody on your timeline that you haven't muted yet that would benefit from some bitch be gone. Please help them out, right? Like we're all here to help other people in this space and in life in general. So why not do exactly that? Help out a friend who's just kind of winding and being a little snippling bitch.
go. That's a good question. That's a good question. Like which ones though? Like type A or type B? I think there's like a sub, like a phenotype, like a subset. I think that's like the important thing. I don't know if it's like a 23 and me type of thing that you get tested, probably maybe you just look at the last 10 tweets and if like 11
that a 10 of them are just like shitty takes or just whining then maybe your type B. That's probably the case. But I'll look up. I'll look at that. I'll look at that. We'll get to that later. Well, damn. After that type of bitch, it just
feels like we should go to some badass bitches, okay? So our baddies, every week they pull out just absolute fucking fire. So I'm just gonna let them do their thing. But when I heard there's a potentially a new employee at the baddie, I think she's a 10
Unfortunately, I think she's just a temp just like trying to things out, you know, but from what I heard, you know, they got their first color this week and I'm really excited to see how that went. We've had like trainees, we've had, you know, OGs, we've had all sorts of folks, you know, take the baddy calls, but this one in particular was a temp, you know, last weekend
So I'm going to step up and just see if they can really handle the call. And yeah, I mean, I hope this person did a good job. We'll certainly find out here right now on this week's issue of bad issues. Are you lonely? Is your ledger not the only thing that is cold in your bedroom?
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that are happening right now. Hi, you've reached the baddie issues hotline. Press one for General Counsel, and press two if you're hiding in the bathroom with a party and need immediate advice. Oh, excellent. I'm connecting you now.
Hi, this is the baddies issues hotline and this is because they are just speaking how can I help you?
Hi, Cassandra. Is this a, is this where you're going to call in to get advice on, you know, like getting girls and whatnot? It sure is. No, it goes out. Gonna help. All right. Well, how do I get into this? So I get a little bit of background about myself. So my name is known.
I'm sorry, it's known. Are you pulling my short leg there dear? A seafull of a nons and your name is known? No, yes, like identified. Oh, okay, I bet you're one of them divergent types. Did you write the short bus? I mean, I'd rather not get into that. It's okay, call number two.
We'll get it. We'll get there. Come on, sweetie. Thank you. It's simple. My ask isn't crazy or anything, but to put it in simple terms, I just want to grow that I can go vibe with, like a concert or on a hike. Is that too much to ask?
don't think it is too much sass but we're gonna start with the basics here honey when's the last time you went hiking? I don't think I've ever been hiking. Wait a second you want a girl to go hiking with you even you're not the outdoorsy type? I mean that's what I see on like you know I'll go like on IG
I didn't realize I had to start hiking before I found a girl that wanted to hike with me. Okay, okay. So we're going to back this train up just a little bit. Okay. So hiking is actually a really good cardiovascular exercise. And if you think a girl is going to transition from your
Sweaty hard breathe ass up a hill to want to get in the sack with you It probably ain't gonna happen. So first things first honey you probably need to hit a treadmill Let's talk about the concerts though. What kind of music are you into? Maybe we'll have more luck there The weekend or I mean, I don't know I like to get in my feels here and there
too. So, okay, okay, you said you like the weekend, okay? So, very basic Canadian based artist, very top 50 asked any like niche groups that you're also into, you know, something that shows some individuality or personality at all. Oh, follow up. I was out of question. Oh, okay.
Okay, wow, wow, just quite the breath there between the two artists and when was the last time you had a concert sweetheart? I mean this other side count. I was there with a snoop, I was like hitting it off. Like like in person or was this like a digital thing? No, I
was riding my coda actually. What were you riding? What's a coda? My coda. It's a special mythical creature that lives in the other side. You never heard of the other side. It's the best metaverse, anyone? No.
And here's the thing, honey. I want to make sure that we transition you from having an any to an Audi, okay? And the best way we can do that, we need to start with a couple of things, okay? Number one, you probably need to get your butt in a treadmill and walk on some level land so that when you do find a girl that you maybe want to take hiking, you can actually get up a hill and
to get down her pants. Okay. Number two, you might want to walk your ass right down to the local record store. A local record store that might be able to give you a little bit more culture and class, a little breadth in your experiences in life. Okay. Maybe I don't know, go to a coffee shop and just look at all the other idiots on the computers. But what I can tell you for sure
is that you, riding this damn coated in a digital environment ain't no way to pick up a girl. In fact, don't ever tell anyone that lives or breathes what you just told me right now. Okay, can we check that one off the list? Sure, that makes sense. Excellent, excellent. Okay, so here's the other thing you need to do next, okay?
You need to get the hail off the Twitter. I'm assuming that you're spending a lot of time in your fields riding your click and what is it? Okay, riding your mythical. Oh, what kind of weapon? Yeah, it's a bigger. Oh, big eyes. I call them.
mine that too. Anywho. Yeah, you should probably not reference that. Like I said before, but you should probably like get off of all types of social media, whether it's Twitter or Blue Sky or Clubhouse or Myspace. I don't even know if you kids use Myspace anymore. Whatever other social media platform you are, just throw it right there and you're dunged.
Okay, put. Well, it's that other one. He said blue sky. Yeah, I got that blue sky. I know I got this invite the other day from some anonymous type of character, but I think I'll keep it. No, you know, yeah, I gotta keep it now. Keep it. No. So anyway, here's the thing. You gotta put that shit away, honey, and you gotta go touch some grass. Hell try to do#
day. Touch enough grass and I bet you just might eat some ass. Okay. So remember, today you are a digitally esoteric sim. But tomorrow, well, shit, let's be honest, the zebra doesn't change his stripes, but you might just feel better with your ball of drain. How's that, honey? I can definitely go
for a ball training. Thanks a lot Cassandra. Hey, I'm here to help and here's the thing. As you probably know from a little intro, it is going to be 0.069 ETH for today's call. But if you sign up after this little thing, you just give it a little feedback on Cassandra's help that I gave you here today. You might just qualify for a discount and
And maybe one of my monthly plans. Are you satisfied today with your call there, honey? Absolutely, Cassandra. Thank you. And are you permanent here? I had none. I heard your voice before. I tell them I want to make sure I get you every time I call in. Thank you for noticing. This is actually my very first call. I'm a tampton.
Pretty cool motherfucker had to call in sick and they called me up to the big legs down from the learning annex when I when I check out the books for the community and I was like oh hell yes, I'll text and callers. So yeah, this is my first time honey Cool great. I'll send you a definitely a discord invite. Maybe we can
be going live on. I don't know what that is, but I think I found what I needed here. Excellent, honey. Well, yes, we can connect in that discord and maybe we can just send over some private messages and maybe you could probably sign up to my only Gramps. That's only Gramos. That's an account that I have on the Myspace.
But I'll share that link with you later. Oh, shit, my boss is coming. I probably got to go. Hey, listen, thank you, Known for calling. This is the Badi Issues Hotline. We'll see you later. Okay. Thank you, Cassandra. Good bye. Bye. Do you need some advice on your Badi Issues? Call the Badi Issues Hotline at 1-900-
Batties right now. That's 1-900-223-3439 and get the help you deserve. One eith for the first five minutes and 0.069-eith for every additional minute. We're waiting.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I tell you what every time that group surprises me, it's just great every single time, every single time. New voice on baddie issues. Max here on stage, we invite as many people as possible
from any community literally doesn't fucking matter. You don't have to own an NFT, right? To be a guest voice in daddy issues and I tell you what, Max, you popped your daddy issue cherry tonight and I think you did an excellent job, my friend. That particular skit just for the audience who maybe knows or
doesn't know. It's important to note that that is all improv. There's no script, there's no nothing. It's like, hey, you know, these are the characters. This is like the background who they are and just like go at it. And sometimes we have to take a couple different takes and you know, two, three, four different times through and we try to like figure out what makes the most sense. That was a one take
Motherfucker, right? So Max, Kudos to you, Round of the Plaws. You did an excellent job with that. And I hope you liked it enough to maybe come back and do some more stuff in the future. There was a ton of fun, dude. A ton of freaking fun. And you know, I mean shoot, we all know Cassandra at this point. She's no slouch. She could probably sub
in any point in time. All right, well, we're at the fun part of the night. If you have a fun already, this is certainly great. Musical guest. So for those of you who may be have seen, you know, soldier boy hosts these like seven hour spaces, trying to sell his shit, and he'll just like, I don't know what he's doing. I feel like
I imagine him sitting on the edge of a couch with maybe his phone like a coffee table and he's like kind of paying attention, kind of not paying attention and just hoping that enough volume transpires with his JPEGs that it becomes a valuable ad. And honestly at the end of the day, I think the time spent doing that is probably lower than if you were to book a concert.
the issue is, you know, looking at a concert. So, but in any case, Shillin Boy decided a huge fan, huge fan of soldier, right? So you decided to do a tribute to crank that. So here's Shillin Boy with Shill that.
Soldier boys shit. We got that new J pay for y'all called a shit in board. You just gotta punch yourself in the nuts and click confirmed three times. Soldier boy will ship us out watching play a shit in his row. I rough but got the face
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Watch him do, show them creep the bush, show them creep the bush.
He's dumping on your pictures and if you get the fight and he's rugged on your pictures Catch him up in Twitter spaces. Yeah, he makes our everyday haters getting mad cuz his B.A.P. is a boarding.
Yo, that was great. Really? I don't know if you all like soldier boy or not
but I certainly do. Big fan of Soldier Boy, also a big fan of Shilling Boy now. I mean, show that. What a great job. Good job, guys. We're great to have you in the studio. I'm sure mixing that and laying all those things over on top of each other, bringing the time when we're right, was an incredibly challenging thing and everyone really appreciates your effort. Good job.
great job guys really round of the applause round of the applause to you all. Oh man good stuff really really really good stuff. Well listen here's a thing that does it for our show tonight. Thank you for tuning in to season three episode three of Daddy Issues. We hope you enjoyed the show
I want to thank everyone who wrote, acted, mixed, edited, uh, daddy issues does not happen without the entire team working lock and step. Special thanks to split V our sound engineer music video for shillin boy will be out soon. We'll have a release party for it. Make sure to tag soul joe boy when you see it.
Gautoshi, as always, thank you for keeping us all on task and organized. We'd be lost without you. I know, sure shit I would be. A special thanks to our sponsors, a shit coin in Bitschby gone and... Oh, wait a second. On China MF first. Hmm.
I don't know, we didn't play that. No, we didn't play that, didn't we yet? No, that commercial is yet to play on Chain of Meppers. No, wait, no, I'm looking. No, we didn't play it. Okay, I'm sorry, a little, little, you know, an additional screw up here on my end. Okay. So,
We're going to play this on-chain MFRS commercial and then we're going to spin up an after hour space right after this. We hope to see you there. Again, this on-chain MFRS commercial is not an apparity. It is very much real. It has very much been a 10-month project and endeavor. It has been
extremely hard to keep it under wraps. It has been also extremely challenging technically to get to the point where we're comfortable enough to articulate exactly what the fuck it is that we are about to do. So without further ado,
Everything important has to be on chain. It doesn't matter where everything else is stored. Like it or not, MFers represent one of the last, if not the last, truly decentralized NFT projects in Web 3.
community-owned community-operated. While none of us truly know what the future holds, we certainly know where we've been. The JPEGs that are presented at the top, the MFR tokens, are web-based, and that poses a risk. We see time and time again centralized teams taking advantage of this feature.
Without seeking any input from their communities, they're token holders. We could all wake up to new metadata and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. But why go on-chain? It's too expensive. It doesn't matter if it's on-chain. No one really cares. If IPF
best goes down with much larger things to worry about. All of these sadly are merely excuses. It cost approximately $73 million in gas to put crypto punks on chain. We can do better. A team of talented individuals from across several communities came together
together over the last nine months with one challenge in mind. Is it possible to take seemingly simple yet complex art and put it on chain in a new and exciting way? In our journey, other questions bubble up. Are we able to activate the community even in a bear market?
toward this goal not only for the future of unaffors, but for the future of on-chain projects. Are we able to build and launch more utility than 99% of the projects launched in the last five years? Are we able to do all of this without titles and a promise of compensation, all with the goal of adding value to
the community versus extracting. I'm proud to say that the answer to all of these questions is a sound, steady, and resounding. Yes. 112 collectors are going to have the opportunity of a lifetime. The opportunity is owned one of
the on-chain base layers that will serve as the first phase in a three-tiered rollout of on-chain MFRS. We will give everyone ample heads up, we will communicate clearly and concisely. We will not forget the importance of these initial collectors. We will be rolling out on-chain MFRS, a shadow-to-face
and that will forever be linked with your original I-Mepher tokens. The art will be fully on chain, and the token will never be able to be sold separately, keeping the provenance true and unadulterated. MFers do what they want. Turns out that we, as a community, just happen to do more than most.