diligent denizen being difficult

Recorded: July 4, 2025 Duration: 0:20:48
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Short Summary

In a lively discussion, participants expressed concerns about Twitter's reliability and engagement metrics, reflecting broader trends in social media dynamics. The conversation also touched on personal anecdotes about social gatherings and legal challenges, showcasing the intersection of everyday life with digital interactions.

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Music Thank you. Music Thank you. Thank you. Is fucking Twitter broken?
Is Twitter broken?
Okay, let me check.
Who's running spaces?
Oh, Alex Jones, the king.
Oh, it's not Alex Jones.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Wait, why?
Why does this happen?
Let me look at my engagement.
Let me look at my engagement. Let me see.
Four minutes, 30 people.
Is that normal?
I don't know.
I need to hitch slap to help me.
Okay, 4.3k.
Wait, am I capped out at like...
Wait, 1.7k, 1.7k, 1.6K, 1.7K.
Am I capped out at 1.7K and on like a...
1.3K, 3K, 4K, 2.5, 2.38.
Oh my god, and then these are all 1.8, and then these are all 2.5.
Oh, wait, am I being limited?
Jesus Christ.
Okay, I don't know.
The Twitter gods aren't against me.
I'm gonna message this chat. Wait, hold on
I feel bad for the two people in here
I don't know what the fuck
I don't have a couch
I don't have a brain
I don't have a heart
let me ask
I need help
I can't do this
faces thing by myself
I can't do this spacious thing by myself. I can't do it.
i need to make coffee Actually, should I just leave? Maybe I should just leave.
I want to just talk about how I don't have a couch.
Maybe I should just go make coffee and be an adult.
Oh, diligence, thank god.
What the fuck?
Hello, Zantani.
Can you co-host this so you can run it?
No, no, no, I can't.
I don't want to run it. I'm not hosting my own space. I don't know.
What does that mean?
I mean, I host spaces because I don't really like co-hosting for other people.
But just me being on your stage uh brings
people in so you're not sitting here by yourself i'm just here because i felt bad for you i don't
what am i i'm a woman am i supposed to i'm supposed to do that run it by self i mean uh you know
you shouldn't be in the host position always so difficult
so so i think there's this false perception of equality that needs to be thrown away in
our society right we're not equal we're different yeah but look at this i'm telling you to co-host
run the space take the power take the take the reins, be a man.
Well, I mean, I would need to be in the host position.
I would need to be in the host position for that to happen.
You are the host.
The ultimate.
I'm always the host.
I'm still the host.
Even right now, I'm still a host.
Host is a state of mind.
Yes, I agree.
I'm trying to give you the host
How can you give me something that I already have?
I give you co-host
And you just pretend you're the host
Yeah, it's that whole co-thing that I have a problem with
I can't do it
I can't change that
If I could give you host of this space, I would
So how is your
Happy Independence Day, first of all no i just want
to talk about um men and women because you just said it and look we're seeing it the men say
oh women need to be put in their place it's like i'm trying to be in my place
you're not you're not letting me
to them to then all the women have to be men and we have to host our own spaces it's a fucking
nightmare oh you're you're very whiny today very very uh very whiny i have a no eye contact party
i have to run and i just woke up and it's 1 p.m. and there's no couch for my party.
You don't have a couch?
It was supposed to be here yesterday and it's not showing up until July 8th now.
Of course, anybody who knows the shipping system, you don't order things and try to get them by holiday because the holiday delays everything.
order things and try to get them by a holiday because the holiday delays everything.
Well, everything else got here, but there's no couch.
So my guests at my no eye contact party have to sit on the floor.
Maybe you can go to Walmart and get an inflatable couch.
That's disgusting, diligent, and sounds like poor people stuff.
Poor people have couches. Poor people have couches in tiny. Disgusting, diligent, and sounds like poor people stuff.
Poor people have couches.
Poor people have couches in tiny.
So they have inflatable couches?
I don't know, but they have more couch than you do.
Is it your birthday, for real?
Happy birthday. happy birthday it's america's birthday happy birthday america
wait is it our birthday no it's not yes it is no this was when we said fuck you to
england which i want to do again.
Which is the birth of our independence.
Oh, well, then shouldn't that that's not like a birthday, though.
It was the day that we declared our sovereignty away from England.
It is, in fact, our birthday.
That is like saying, oh, well, you know, you were born at the hospital at uh you know at friday
on on you know or saturday on at like 12 p.m however your paperwork didn't hit the uh county
courthouse until 5 p.m the next day and so you're actually your birthday is 5 p.m the next day
yeah i'm like no well I don't like your tone.
Let's ask Mohamed if this is our birthday.
I've been very like, you're bringing somebody up on stage named Mohamed?
Mohamed, do you think today, do you think 4th of July counts as our birthday?
Yes or no?
To give him a minute to think about it.
Look at this dude's profile. He is
as American
as American can get.
He's an American man.
at a call center somewhere
Keeping up the American economy.
Gets up every morning,
goes to work, and he pays his taxes
too. Muhammad Salim,
does 4th of July count
as our birthday? Yes or
no? You can give us a thumbs up or a thumbs
down he doesn't even understand this is why this is why i am a proponent of mass deportation
right like you can see the communication barrier here, right? No, he's thinking about it.
Are you alone on this fine day, Zantani?
Are you by yourself?
No, I actually have a party and no couch.
I don't know why I'm going to tell him.
I don't know why I'm going to tell him. I don't know.
I have little chairs.
I have a hammock.
Maybe I can make them cute or something.
I have to put on makeup.
I have to wear red, white, and blue.
And I don't even...
Oh, do you have like a red white and blue like a badass outfit
no i only have one outfit but i have three items of or like i well i moved but my moving company
is like starting shit and i was i told him i was like you know i'm fine going to court because i'm
bored i'm not doing anything i didn't say that but I was
like if you want to start some shit
we can start some shit so
they haven't delivered my stuff
it's been a month and I'm just waiting
to see you know are we doing
this because I'm
I've never taken someone
to court before you know I think I want
to this time
so I don't have many clothes but my I've been taking someone to court before. I think I want to this time.
I don't have many clothes,
but my clothes are... They're okay.
The moving company is shit, man.
I'm in the same boat as you.
I'm in the same exact boat.
It's horrible.
I'm really upset.
I'm thinking about it,
but God, it's such a hassle
to take people to court.
I don't know. I've never done it. but God, it's such a hassle to take people to court, right? Is it? I don't know.
I've never done it.
I've been taken to court.
You've been taken to court?
I've been taken.
Yeah, I've been sued before.
I was almost a felon, I think.
I don't know.
A misdemeanor?
Well, it was Zantani.
Zantani, you're not allowed to.
You don't need to
share divulge too much personal information i was found innocent actually um they
they i was charged with intentional intentional theft of library materials
now uh i have adhd Who steals from a library?
You stole from a library.
The only place where they allow you to
walk out with things freely and
Zantani steals from it.
Well, that's what they
were saying. Apparently, I went into this
library. I was like, I'm going to go stealing
That's not
what happened. I forgot. I forgot to return the books and I moved
but it was a yeah it was they're like you're gonna you're gonna go to the jail I was like this is
you're gonna go to jail for library materials I kept blocking the number because I was like this
is a scam call like they they're asking me for money. They're telling me I'm going to go to jail for library books.
So I kept blocking them for years.
And then I got a new call.
I guess they changed the number to keep calling me.
And they were like, hey, there's literally an arrest and you can call at this number to, or you can go online at this number to see the warrant for your arrest.
And so I did.
And it was real.
So I had to go to court.
I thought warrants were for the poors.
Yeah, it's my only run in with the law, but who knows? I might, I might take up a life of crime again someday.
Santani, did you represent yourself? I did. And I had this cute, uh, cute,
cause I didn't have any like pants suits. didn't have any, like, pants suits.
Because I read online, like, what am I supposed to wear to?
So I had this one outfit that was super sparkly that sort of looked like a pantsuit.
But it's, like, covered in glitter sparkles.
And the judge did not like it.
He did not like me at all.
Oh, no, I didn't represent myself.
She was just jealous.
I meant I showed up.
I forgot what that meant.
I actually didn't show up for the actual court thing,
also an ADHD thing,
but my lawyer found me innocent
even though I didn't go.
So I think I can leave now that you have
company. No, what the fuck?
And go where?
To dance space.
To who's space? To dance.
To dance? You To dance. To dance?
You can dance in here.
Kettle down Dan.
What is so cool about his space?
It's less estrogen.
I told you to take
I don't know if that would actually
change anything.
Well, if you're leaving, then I'm leaving.
That's just space.
That was good.
Diligent, you leave and the host leaves.
Perfect. That's the
power of diligent, Dennis and
man. You want to shut down a space? Diligent's
Zintani, I'm going to go over to Dan's space, too,
but I love it.
I can't believe
this. Where is Dan's space?
How about you come over there, Zintani? You want to come over there
with us? Yeah.
Zintani, come to Dan's space.
Okay, let's go to Dan's space.
You can really cause some trouble over there. Come on.
Okay, everyone go to Dan's base.
I don't know who Dan is.
Closing out.
I can't run a space.
I'm a fucking woman.
You did good.
You did good.
You did good.
That's great.
Yeah, this was good.
Diligent, your Grok space is, uh, they're growing on me.
When you factor something
into the analysis, uh, that's my
favorite bit. It's like, Grok,
the Democrat is homosexual
and addicted to poppers. Uh, factor that into your
analysis, please.
Okay, Dan Space time. Goodbye, everyone. I'm closing.