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Distraction
Recorded: June 19, 2023 Duration: 3:02:55Space Recording
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I'm not starting until it's 100 comments and 100 retweets, so get to work, bitches.
Where the fuck's Shillin' Villain?
Everyone tag Shillin' Villain.
Tell him to join.
He's the one that made me start to shit up.
Shit up.
I don't know Shillin' Villain, but I know Shillin' Villain.
Shillin' Villain.
Shillin' Villain.
Dude, I think the network is the best community.
Maybe I have a little bit of bias, but I have yet to see another community build out this many products in the first week.
Like, I've never seen, have you seen it?
Have you, like, honestly.
Dude, I know you're in Yuga.
You're in every single community.
Have you ever seen anything like this yet?
Dude, I never saw anyone build a game on Dookie Dash's fucking level while we're on a Twitter space.
I waited three years for Dookie Dash.
They announced Dookie Dash in 2018.
That shit came out in 2023.
Like, god damn.
Look at the pinned post, guys.
That shit was built while we were on Spaces.
I saw some car decals come out today.
They said that 10 network tokens or 20, I can't remember what it was, to get some network decals for the car.
I thought that was really cool.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I saw some, I actually saw some network merch come out today.
Merch?
Merch?
Merch, yep.
I gotta see all this.
I gotta see all this.
And this is the team doing this?
And this is the team doing this?
The founders?
Nope, nope.
This is just the community doing it on their own.
Like the marketeers?
Like the marketeers?
Books, the Echo's horrible.
Books, the Echo's horrible.
Everyone, at this point, everyone's a free marketeer.
It's no longer the three marketeers, it's the free marketeers.
Everyone's out here on the timeline, shilling their shit, trying to get this bitch back over pre-sale.
Everyone's doing their part.
Everyone's building products.
If you're not building, you're shilling.
If you're not shilling, then you're a fucking villain.
Yo, is the Echo because of me or because of Alex?
Yo, is the Echo because of me or because of Alex?
That's because Bark is scraping for no reason.
Dude, you gotta keep...
You ever grill and you got that little bit of the extra juices from the previous grill?
Yeah.
Yeah, just keep it on.
No, it's there.
You gotta hit it a little bit.
Okay.
This isn't a little bit.
You've been hitting it for the last 20 minutes.
For an hour.
He hasn't hooked on it yet, so I gotta hit it first.
Okay.
He's loving it, dude.
You should see him.
What's...
He's like a...
He's like a...
You would...
Wait, do you ever go hunting?
You've never been hunting?
Never.
Okay.
Fishing.
Fishing is not hunting.
Hunting for aquatic animals.
Okay.
You've never, like, climbed up in a tree, smelled like deer piss, and then sat there for hours
as an innocent deer, has no chance, right?
Like, there's a little corn feed 20 feet away from you.
You have a rifle, hit a penny from a mile out, and it's called hunting.
No, that's not hunting.
You know what hunting is?
Taking a fucking spear and chasing down the deer.
That is what hunting should be like.
It's just the evolution of...
...man has my grandfather rolling.
You know...
...and call you corny.
Is there a hundred?
Can we start yet?
We can't start?
Nah, there's...
Let me see.
A hundred retweets, a hundred comments.
No, we're nowhere near it.
No, we're nowhere near it.
Alright.
We're at 34.
Alright, if this is a nine-hour space, I'm here for it.
That would put us at what?
Yo, don't test me.
Yo, don't test me.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Ever since these products have been coming out, man, it's just been like, whoa, we have
a...
The best thing the network is at the moment is just a shit coin, because it allows it to
be like, like, Play-Doh and can be transformed into literally anything at this point.
Would you use net tokens to enter a tournament-based...
I meant tournament...
Whatever.
It's a typo.
It's fine.
Around the network to win tokens.
So, in my mind, something like, it's simple, easy to understand.
Takes five network tokens to participate in tournament.
Let's say there's a hundred participants.
So, the pot would be 500 tokens.
So, first place would get 300.
Then the second place would get 150.
And then third place would get 50.
Something like that.
Something that simple.
So, you put in five tokens with a chance to win 300 tokens.
It's like a $10 entry to win $600.
Are you good enough to game?
I don't know.
It depends really on the game.
Maybe we could just do wager matches in Call of Duty.
You ever done those?
I've never done no video games.
I've never done no video game shit.
I used to do wager matches in Call of Duty.
I was already disgusted in Yuga.
With Yuga, Dookie Dash.
With Yuga, Dookie Dash.
Like, during that time.
So, I didn't even buy eight points.
Or try in that game either.
Or try in that game either.
I played it one time.
Got my five subscriptions on kick and logged off.
Take your shirt off?
No, I didn't mean to take my shirt off.
I said, hey, I'm playing the biggest NFT game of all time.
I had 30 viewers.
I was the number one influencer at the time.
I was like, wow.
You know what NFT, EMFers like?
Video games.
I would definitely, if someone could create a game based around Twitter, that is the best game that would ever be made.
For sure.
We saw it, like, so an instance, I think sometimes when I say game, I think of, like, the wrong thing.
Sometimes when I hear the word game, I think of, like, Mario, Zelda, Pokemon.
But if you can game, gamify Twitter, I feel like NFT Rig Spec did it really well at one point in time.
They've completely fallen off.
But if someone could build out something like that, I guarantee you'd have the entire network community signing off.
Guaranteed.
You'd probably get a bunch of fucking network tokens.
I think it would be worth your time.
I think first, like, someone wrote, like, someone wrote, like, a comment.
I want to.
With a great idea about doing an NFT inspect for reply guys.
We're like people that are actually taking the time to reply and grinding on Twitter.
It's, like, a ranking for them.
I thought that was pretty damn dope.
Have you seen the top 30 people on NFT inspect?
I don't recognize.
I don't know what happened to them.
I don't know who the hell these people are.
You can tell they got bought out.
They got 2,000 likes on their GM.
I've never seen them in my life.
I'm just sweating the fuck is going on there.
I don't know what went on there.
No, like, so I did learn a lot from NFT inspect.
I think there's a lot to be learned there back before they became NFT Rig Spec.
In fact, I think a lot of participants only liked it when they were in the top 10.
And once you fall out of the top 10, they thought it was the greatest thing.
And so with that in mind, like, how do you get people to compete?
Because I think a lot of people like competing so they can say they're better than the other person.
We see this in social media every fucking day whenever I go to my Instagram.
And then this person's like, hey, look at my car.
It's bigger, better than yours.
Look at my, look at the sand at this beach.
It's better than yours.
So it's just like competing at different things.
But so we're talking about Twitter at the moment.
So competition in Twitter, everyone's like, I can get more likes than you.
I can get more impressions than you.
I get more retweets than you.
But if you're not winning, it's not like a competition that you want to compete in.
So what I thought of was a lot of times it's whoever has the most follower count just inherently gets more impressions, likes, and retweets.
So I thought, why not categorize this thing?
You know, we see this in different competitions like UFC.
You have different weight classes, boxing, same thing.
And I believe like follower count is a very simple way to create weight classes.
And so now that you have those competitions set out, I think like gamifying and having like a token, utilizing crypto as an underlying asset, I think it could be done.
And I think if someone were to do it, it would probably break Twitter.
I really do.
Yeah, because then now, okay, like as it progresses in my mind, so you have like these people competing for these tokens every week.
And the only way you can enter in the competition is you need to be certified.
You have to just the same, like we were talking about boxing, you have to go through, what is it called?
You can't just go be a boxer.
You have to go through, I forget what it's called.
You have to get certified to be a boxer, a professional boxer.
So you go through this certification to be a professional Twitter.
And then how do you like, how do you know someone's certified?
It's very simple if they're followed by a certain account.
Let's just use the network account.
If you're followed by that network account, all of a sudden you are now going to be a Twitter professional.
You can enter into this competition.
Now, okay, you want to take it one step further.
You can create your account.
Let's say, for instance, you put out a tweet and you want more likes on that tweet or you want more impressions.
It's something similar to, I think people have played Clash Royale, any type of mobile game where they have a store.
You go to the store, you buy your upgrades.
So let's say you create your own store for Twitter.
And you want a lot of people to see this thread you just put out.
It's a very informational thread.
And you're having a difficult time getting people to see it.
Well, now you put out a bounty.
You say, here you can collect X amount of network tokens.
You go like, retweet, and comment on this thread.
I think you, as a user, create this bounty.
So let's say you put up 10 network tokens, and every person that goes does that gets one network of your thread.
And the only way to get into this Twitter professional is, like I said, the same way as every other organization is done.
Maybe this is an overkill, but I don't think so.
I think this is exactly what needs done.
And I think, like, utilizing crypto plus social media plus gamification probably something in there.
It's got to be.
It's got to be in there because who doesn't like a ton of impressions on Twitter?
I don't want to say good morning for no one to say it back.
Normally I say good morning.
Say it back.
I got to be direct.
Half you motherfuckers just keep scrolling.
I run off impressions.
It's like my dopamine at this point.
I'm running dry right now.
So if you just go through my page and just hit like on everything, I'd appreciate that.
Dude, that would be amazing.
Dude, that would be amazing.
If you go to my page and hit like on everything?
Mm-hmm.
What?
What?
Yeah, that would be amazing.
Yeah, that would be amazing.
Okay.
Let's see.
We have 171.
So the last three posts of mine have had 30 likes.
So if just one-fourth of the participants in here would do that, I'd be up big.
What do you get?
Hey, let me ask you, Books.
What do you get more happy about?
Do you get more happy when you, like, 2X something, you buy something for $1 and it goes to $2?
Or whenever you get something, hit 1,000 likes?
It's got to be the 1,000 likes.
It's got to be the 1,000 likes.
The impression.
You're definitely a Kim Kardashian, man.
Man.
You're definitely a Kim Kardashian.
If they, like, like, retweet, comment on the space and bookmark it.
That gets me off.
That gets me off.
What did you think of that game I just presented, though?
I love that idea, but I love it.
I love that idea, but I love it.
Is that for me?
Oh, nice.
You like Glenn?
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Beer, too.
I don't drink beer.
If it doesn't taste like sugar.
Wow.
You want to do burgers?
I'm down for whatever.
Damn, we're going to need some tequila when I get to the office.
Damn, we're going to need some tequila when I get to the office.
I'm done with tequila.
Look, I posted a video of me from two years ago.
Someone said, this is pre-tequila Alex.
They're exactly right.
The tequila has taken over.
I'm done with tequila.
I've now switched out to vodka.
I heard that.
I don't know.
I used to eat, like, chile.
I used to.
Oh, shit.
I did it again, dude.
Cheers.
You ever drink without cheese?
I told the guy yesterday, we went to an arcade.
I'm not disclosing the arcade, because last time I disclosed my address.
So, I had the hotel people calling me at 3 a.m.
I had them knocking on my door.
All sorts of weird shit.
So, as soon as I found my address, they immediately pinpointed exactly where I was at.
Anyways, go to this arcade.
Well, if you don't want anyone to find out, just let Machi know where you are.
What do you think about the old Machi, Zach, XPT?
I don't know, bro.
I don't know, bro.
It's got to go to court.
If Zach is getting in the court of law, do you think anything else happens from that?
Do you think other people come out and say, well, this person has name slandered me?
You don't think anyone else gets taken to court?
Maybe one or two people.
Maybe one or two people.
Dude, I got that whole voice recording of the shit about me.
Take that shit to court.
Have every influencer lined up there.
I'm going to take a penny out of every one of them.
I'm going to be a millionaire every night.
Dude, I actually found out how you can be a millionaire.
Did you know this?
Quick point.
I'm a millionaire.
I know exactly how to do it.
Everyone take your notepad and pen.
Start taking notes.
This is exactly how you become a millionaire.
Step one, find a millionaire.
Step two, write a thread about a millionaire filled with information and misinformation.
Step three, get sued by a millionaire.
Step four, write another thread asking for donations for legal reasons.
So your four steps to become a millionaire.
Drop the multi-sig.
That's step four A.
Drop the multi-sig and thread.
So I know Grant Cardone says how to become a millionaire in ten steps.
You just heard it here first.
How to become a millionaire in four steps by none other than Shilin, Violin.
I would like everyone now to go and write a thread on how to become a millionaire in four steps.
If someone can figure out how to become a millionaire in three steps, let me know.
I'm stuck at four at the moment.
So step two, write a thread about a millionaire with misinformation and information.
Step three, what was step three?
Oh, step three, millionaire sues you.
Step three, drop a thread for legal fees.
Millionaire, overnight.
You want another millionaire story, Books?
Another way to become a millionaire?
You could share our success story.
You could share our success story.
Yep.
Step one, pick up dog shit.
Step two, sell fake Rolexes.
Step three, be a...
Step four, team them up and drop a multi-sig.
So you can see there's another four-step way to become a millionaire.
What's...
What's...
Become a millionaire in ten steps.
Ad motherfuckers, old school.
Yo, people forget too.
Yo, people forget too.
It was 500K in like 12 minutes.
12 minutes.
Dude, the network doesn't fuck around.
We left, the three marketeers left, and the community got bigger.
I think, I think the community does better without us.
It went from the three marketeers to the free marketeers.
Everyone then became a marketeer.
I really thought that was pretty cool.
I kind of saw like equalism come out.
The goal would be, in my mind, everyone is on the same level.
How did you go to a collection...
You're rugging.
There's the same level as in...
You're rugging.
Oh, no.
I'm not rugging, dude.
People have been saying that.
How can I rug if I haven't been paid for anything?
Is that possible?
Very, very possible, dude.
Very, very possible, dude.
Did you see that 69-8 cell at launch?
Did you see that 69-8 cell?
69-8?
Am I rugging?
Yeah, that 69-8 cell at launch.
Yeah, that 69-8 cell at launch.
Oh, right.
You're talking about the developers that sent 30,000?
Alex McCurry, who sent 30,000 tokens erroneously.
Wait.
Fraudulently.
Wait.
That wasn't you?
Or me?
That wasn't you?
Or me?
Mm-mm.
Or Bark?
Nope.
He sent it to a guy named Booch22, who seems to be innocent.
Seems.
Keyword, seems.
Wow, interesting.
Wow, interesting.
I'm just disappointed, man.
Really disappointed in Alex McCurry.
He should have really made things right.
It's not like he doesn't have the...
It's one thing to not have the capital, but when you're shilling, like, a rare board ape
and a McLaren all over the place, you definitely have the funds to make things right.
He just chooses not to.
What about, like...
I guess that's how you get your McLarens and...
I guess that's how you get your McLarens...
I guess that's how...
Yeah.
You want to talk about that, too?
I mean, I guess that's how you get your McLarens and your board apes, your rare board apes,
is just by doing this type of shit, this fuck shit.
And just fucking over entire community.
I can only imagine what the token would have done.
I really can only imagine.
Because it was, like, out of the gate.
So, what we did was, we had our pre-sale.
We closed it for, like, two days.
Build up secondary demand.
Because everyone said, well, you know, if you're letting this first demand go through,
you really kill off all demand by letting this run out for, like, a week or two.
I said, because you guys don't know who you guys are fucking with right now.
So, immediately, like, stop it and then build demand for, like, I think it was, like, three days.
And by, like, day three, the demand on secondary was already higher than the pre-sale demand.
And so, it showed on the chart, too.
It went from instantly opened up at pre-sale, right?
We had it paired up to open up exactly at pre-sale.
And immediately, $4, $5, $6, $7.
Then $8 came out.
And then 10% of the fucking supply drops from the sky.
Dude, that would have taken any collection out of service.
Any collection.
10% of the supply comes out of the fucking sky.
Imagine 1,000 board apes hit the market all at once.
It's over.
It's going from, like, 40 ETH to, like, 4 ETH.
And, dude, the network barely even hitched.
It just pisses me off that it's, like, we got, the network got dealt shitty cards for no reason.
And I'm like, man, go make things right.
It's not even that much.
It's, like, half of your board ape.
Yeah, but what do you do when they burn the bridge?
Yeah, but what do you do when they burn the bridge?
You turn it into a canoe.
You turn it into a canoe.
Oh, dude.
What is that?
Dude, let me go play my soundbite.
Play it.
That's my favorite soundbite of all time.
I love that.
Yeah, I love that soundbite.
We still don't even have 100 comments, so.
Oh, damn, no soundbite.
Oh, damn, no soundbite.
Books, do you even play video games?
Like, uh.
Like, uh.
Like a poser, bro.
Like a poser, bro.
Like, if the new system comes out, I buy it.
Everyone's fucking on 4Mate.
Everyone's fucking on 4Mate.
I buy it.
I play for one week, and then I don't ever open it up again.
But my girl plays.
My girl puts it to good use.
Right?
What are you playing right now?
Let them hear the soundbite.
Soundbite.
What was that?
Fortnite.
I'm not good at that, man.
I miss everyone else that I'm playing with.
I die.
I need to be revived.
I need to be revived every five seconds.
And then they give up on reviving me.
And then I want to not play no more.
Oh, yeah.
People take it so seriously, right?
Well, Fortnite algorithm was pretty good, though.
At one point, I used to finesse it.
So I would go and turn on a Nintendo Switch and log in from that.
As like a beginner.
And it would hit, like, the lobbies with the shittiest players like myself.
And then that stopped working.
I can't.
No, I can't.
Yeah.
Dude, I got so competitive with, what was it called?
Dude, I was in the top, like, one percentile.
Just complete sweat, dude.
Doritos were flying everywhere.
Mountain Dews.
There was crumbs all over my fucking Xbox controller.
But I swear to you, at one point in time, I was in, like, 0.5 percent in the world.
Like, that's where I was competing at.
At one point in time.
And only because I spent countless hours.
The same thing happened with Halo.
Halo 2, actually.
And that's because.
You were good at building and stuff?
No, no.
I was never good at Fortnite.
Couldn't stand Fortnite, dude.
It's definitely not.
It doesn't even feel like a first-person shooter.
That building bullshit.
That building shit sucks.
It's terrible.
Yeah, and you play with kids, dude.
They're not reviving your ass, either.
They're like, fuck you.
Like, yo, you're 14.
They're rough.
Rough, rough.
But then they die, dude.
Oh, they're shameless.
You better get me.
You better come get me.
No, I'm not getting your bitch ass.
Get yourself.
So, you see that people don't, um, well, you don't play video games.
So, why in the fuck would anyone that collects cryptos play video games?
I don't understand the correlation.
What's that?
Bro, all the people that were so excited for Dookie Dash.
Yo, there was nothing exciting about it.
It wasn't fun.
It wasn't fun.
It wasn't, like, the first hour was pretty cool.
It was fun.
Then it was just like, all right, this is getting ridiculous.
You had people buying new keyboard, new mouses, new computers to play the fucking game.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Those people are fucking nuts.
Yeah, your target marketing audience isn't correlated to crypto.
What are you chopping up right now?
Can you hear something?
It sounds like you've got a hundred dollar bill rolled up and you've got a credit card
or that Platinum American Express and you're chopping it away.
Before you started chopping it, it sounded like you were being able to do that.
I'm getting ready for a nine hour space.
I'm getting ready for a nine hour space.
Nah, this won't be nine hours.
That was a good ass space, though.
It got replayed over a thousand times.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I think 2,000 now.
2,000?
We need two more replies and then I'm going to play my favorite soundbite of me.
How narcissistic is that?
My favorite soundbite of me.
We need nine more retweets.
All right, nine more retweets and you'll hear my favorite soundbite of me.
Is that narcissistic?
You're a narcissist.
You're a sick fuck, dude.
Like a sick fuck narcissist.
Like a sick fuck narcissist.
Steroidist.
Hanging out with a stripperist right now.
Who's the stripper?
I don't know.
The fucking guy out next to you.
Oh, yeah.
The kick stripper.
Narcissist.
Personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense
of their own self-importance.
Damn.
That's huge.
They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them.
People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand care.
Shilin' violent, bro.
All right.
Well, look, I – they did the retweets in the comments, not me.
They're the narcissists.
They only care about themselves.
They want to hear the –
I said 200.
Make them hit 200 now?
Nah, nah, nah.
I'm not playing the damn soundbite.
All right.
Dude, this was – this was like peak Alex was pissed off.
Everything was crumbling around in crypto.
Every NFT was asking for millions and millions and millions of dollars, and they were somehow
getting it, and it was maddening to me when they would get upset with me.
I'm like, maybe you don't need $10 billion to build a spinning cube, but they did it anyways.
This is where this soundbite was extracted from.
Uh, there's three types of entitlements that are just spinning up in Web3 right now.
Uh, what are they, Alex?
A fortune.
You know, someone that has a lot of money.
They think they're entitled.
Uh, what's the next thing?
Alex?
A fame.
You know, someone who has a big problem.
Uh, what's the next one?
Alex?
A seniority.
You know, they've been here for one day long.
And then all three of them, whatever people hold that shit over my head, I don't even
participate.
And I know that's a – that's the same sentiment that – that echoes from the fucking
details.
We got these fucking assholes that have been here for one day longer than you, and
they'll just let you know every – I hate the light cream, son.
The fuck?
I'm – you can't fucking knock it, bro.
If I hit my one train, you fucking quit, bro.
I chopped that motherfucker down.
I turned it into a canoe.
You know, went to the next fucking country.
What the fuck did you do?
You know, I'm sorry.
I can't talk about what they've done, bro.
I don't care what you've done.
I can't talk about what you're going to do.
Dude, that was like a live clip, like unedited.
I'm sorry.
David Goggins, whoever the fuck you like, can't compete at those levels.
And that's because we do nine-hour spaces.
No one asked for them, but we do them anyways.
Books, what are your thoughts, though, on this network community?
I am – honestly, I've evaluated every crypto community.
I really have, and it's hard for me to not be biased, but at the same time, I mean, I look at Yuga.
I did it even this morning, right?
I did a simple tweet this morning.
Let me go look at my tweet.
Holy shit.
Dude, my pages became just a retweet page at this point.
Okay.
I did Happy Mutant Monday.
Keep in mind, this is a rare as fuck mutant.
M2 with laser eyes.
Rare as fuck.
The grail of mutants.
It doesn't get any fucking likes.
157 likes.
I couldn't even find one Yuga motherfucker in here.
I'm looking through here.
I didn't have one Bored Ape comment.
Oh, Books, you're the only Bored Ape.
You commented skull emoji.
The only Bored Ape that commented.
All right, let me see.
I'm looking.
Hang on.
You know, you're the last Bored Ape.
And then I did Happy Monday to the network, and it ratioed the fuck out of my, the rarest mutant in the collection.
So, I don't know.
I'm just an analytics type of guy.
And the numbers never lie.
And that's why we saw D-God flip the living fuck out of mutants.
And there's no turning back in my mind.
And what is D-God doing different from Yuga?
Opportunity.
Wait a minute.
It flipped mutants because a bunch of mutants sold their mutants to take advantage of that pump.
It's all about opportunity.
It's all about money.
All the people that are here for the tech and the art are showing us what they're really all here for.
I can't wait to change this PFP, bro.
What are you going to change it to?
You'll see.
You'll see.
Dude, what if we make, like, um...
What if...
Not if we.
What if the team...
Or what if, like, we make, like, a pot of network tokens, and we give it out to artists
that make, like, network...
We create a DAO, and then the DAO votes on which PFP they like the most.
Like, they vote on, like, their top three artists.
All three artists work together, and then they get commissioned through these network tokens.
That's all right.
Okay.
That's just an idea, dude.
That's what I like about ideas.
You can just keep on creating them.
Unless you don't share them, then you have...
You know what I notice, books?
When I don't share my ideas, I stop creating them.
But the second I start sharing them, like, I'll tell you this idea.
You'll give me, like, a little bit here and there on it, and then we'll build a new idea
and build a new idea and build a new...
Everyone's, like, they can't share their ideas because they want to, like, gatekeep their
shitty ideas.
But I think that'd be a great idea.
Like, let's say, hey, artists, if you are willing to make network-focused art...
This was another thing I thought about.
Like, what about network-focused content, and every month, the DAO votes on which content
they like the most, and then they're given X amount of network tokens.
I like that.
I like that.
Mm-hmm.
Dude, that's the beauty of this.
Like, we don't have to pay $20,000 per person.
Five people.
$20,000.
That's what?
10,000 network tokens a month to someone?
Shit.
To do what?
Like, what has the Special Ape Council done?
And it's just...
Yo, I don't have to move on.
Dude, they got too much slippage.
That's the beauty of being small.
You can move really fast.
We don't need to pay someone 20...
Five people, $20,000...
$100,000 a month to do what?
I don't know.
Instead, we can do cool shit.
Instead of, like, rewarding five people, we can reward everyone.
And everyone can participate.
It'll be...
It'll be, like...
It'll kind of be, like...
Dude, what goes viral on the internet is sometimes it's, like, a fucking toenail.
And the other time, it's, like, an exploding car.
You never know until you know.
I think, like, my most...
Dude, my most viral video...
What was it?
It was something so fucking stupid.
Oh, no.
It was about Pixelmon.
I said something stupid, like...
This had to be the top.
We spent seven...
This NFT raised $70 million.
Or something stupid like that.
You know Pixelmon raised $70 million?
I had no idea.
Not I remember now.
Raised $70 million.
Moonbirds raised $40 million.
Disgusting.
That's insane.
They raised $40 million?
They don't have that, right?
They raised $40 million?
Dude, they raised $40 million, and Moonbirds are sitting it.
What?
$2,000?
How much did Valhalla raise?
Authentically?
Or wash traded?
A wash.
Definitely wash traded.
I think they're holding 90% of their collection.
I don't know a single person on this application using Valhalla as their PFP.
Not a single one.
Name one...
Name one person that's using a Valhalla PFP.
I can't.
David from Dipoverse.
The same guy who brought Valhalla...
Who had no idea who they were.
Brought them on to...
The ones...
They got obliterated...
Because they had shitty answers.
Remember when you got crucified for getting a free mutant from Machi?
Yes.
Someone else got a free one.
Dude, everyone...
Everyone...
Dude, I'm telling you right now...
Every one of my favorite influencers told me...
I'm not allowed to accept this gift.
I need to go burn it.
Like, that's what I was told to do.
That's what I was told to do.
Someone else got a free one.
Like AT&E.
But no one talks about that.
We're told them not to accept it.
Yeah.
You know what kind of NFT that was?
No, but it's just weird...
That some people are allowed to accept gifts with no issue.
But when I get a gift, it's a big fucking issue.
I got a DM here.
It was called the QQL.
Didn't they raise any money million?
QQLs?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they...
They did.
The...
Tyler Hobbs.
He has the Fidenzas worth of a large...
Oh, well.
I think they're 100 ETH floor.
And so we did another collection at a lower price.
It's kind of dilution.
It's kind of like stock splitting when this happens.
Yeah, they need a QQLs.
They ran up to almost 20 ETH, I believe, or something around those lines.
They're probably down to like 5, 6.
Yeah, but...
Let me tell you.
When a $30 PFP gets a gift...
Holy shit.
People lose their shit.
It was...
And it was the funniest fucking thing, man.
Well, it wasn't funny at the time.
I was seriously concerned about the thing.
But then I come to find out like, oh, everyone's getting these.
They're just not disclosing it.
I'm like, okay.
Got it.
Never disclose a gift.
No, I'll keep on disclosing it if someone gives me a gift.
I think it's a cool thing to do.
Well, since we started this space...
Well, since we started this space...
The bigger whale than Machi at net...
Bought almost 14 ETH.
Really?
With a net token.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me see how much bigger of a whale he is now.
He's at $76,000 at net token.
It's the echoing.
It's the echoing.
It's the echoing.
It's the echoing.
It's the echoing.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Am I echoing?
Wait.
Am you here, Mike?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yeah, it's Alex.
Machi, are you echoing now?
Two motherfuckers hanging out together.
Which ones?
Books and Alex.
No, no, we're not together.
Is that...
Why are you guys getting the feedback loop echo or whatever?
Damn.
Caught us red-handed.
I'm FBI.
I'm CIA.
I caught you.
You really, really might be.
God damn.
How the hell did you know?
Fuck.
As long as Bark isn't around,
I was like a music producer for 30 years
and know a little bit about microphones,
you know what I'm saying?
Where's Bark?
I don't fucking know where Bark's at.
If I ever see that fucker,
I'm beating him up.
Who would win the fight?
Alex.
Why are you picking on a flattened muscle guy?
Yeah, right.
Bark injects steroids up his ass.
Yeah, well,
they're not real muscles.
I'm saying they're pumped.
If you saw Bark,
what would you tell him?
Fuck you.
What?
What happened now?
Why are you getting mad at Bark?
What?
I didn't say I was mad at Bark.
I said,
why can't you say,
hey, what's going on?
Why can't you go the pleasant route?
Why have to go the mad route?
Who's mad at?
You.
I said,
if you saw Bark,
what would you say?
And now you're saying,
you're mad.
Are I echoing?
It's probably Bark.
Bark,
if you saw Mati,
what would you say?
Bark here,
yo Alex,
go down and come back up.
Okay.
Let me see if it fixes this.
Let's see if it works.
And we got
99 requests right now.
Gotta get through these.
Requests.
Better.
Alex,
accept the damn co-host.
I still don't see Bark.
Is Bark up here?
Bark's on a date.
you.
Why are you outing him,
man?
You say stuff like that.
You know,
you know that rizzer.
He's got troubles keeping his,
ducks in a row.
He's not on a date with a female.
He's on a date with Alex.
Oh yeah.
Good cover up.
Good cover up.
Good cover up.
I'm not joking.
I'm serious.
Good cover up books.
That's a good one.
Damn,
you suck books.
Man,
you,
you don't wingman very well.
You're getting your friends in trouble.
Damn.
You do the same thing,
Machi.
Machi's the worst one.
I remember that post.
He's the worst one.
Now,
all jokes aside,
that post is the biggest full of bullshit post on us.
Which post was made up.
That post was made up.
That post was made up.
Which one?
One with you or one with Barker?
Which one are you talking about?
Hmm.
This one's made up.
I don't know.
Alex,
let's see if the echo's gone.
Alex is out of order.
is it,
is it?
Perfect.
Is that,
is that SCM?
Is that SCM up here?
SCM?
Smart contract risk?
that's smart contract.
Machi.
What?
talk to Vitalik.
What up,
SCM?
If you got a problem with smart contracts,
talk to Vitalik,
the manager,
please.
Talk to my manager.
Talk to my manager,
Vitalik.
I'll go get him for you.
Did you see BarkFi is building out a smart contract
to flip network tokens?
Do you think there's a risk,
in this?
A guy that comes from,
he's from a different chain,
right?
Kronos.
It's an EVM chain,
though.
It's EVM.
It's very similar.
All right.
Yeah,
he doesn't really need to do much.
You already built something similar on Kronos,
but no one uses Kronos.
All right.
Well,
good luck.
Well,
I was thinking to myself.
Good luck with,
you know,
BarkFi and his friend,
Alex McCurry.
Good luck.
Alex McCurry is just a,
it's always the Bored Apes.
It's always the rare Bored Apes you've got to look out for.
It's always the rare Bored Apes that,
how do you think they afford these things?
Do you think it's from hard work,
or do you think it's from like SCMs or you've got 30,000 tokens flying from the sky?
What's BarkFi?
pixelating as BFP.
It's always some fuck shit.
Yeah.
Alex,
how do you like joining a startup and doing like something like that?
How's the feeling so far?
It's pretty good,
though.
I hear you up there.
You sound pretty happy with the network.
Like the community is strong,
right?
First of all,
I'm an unpaid marketeer.
you're okay.
You're part of the team,
though.
Yeah,
cool.
I mean,
I feel no different than,
you know,
any other time I was an unpaid marketeer.
Like when I was unpaid for the D-gods.
Yeah.
Unpaid for the youth,
the D-gods.
Yeah,
yeah.
Unpaid marketeer for this lizard BFP.
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
I know.
It's just fun.
Dude,
you need like $30 to survive unless you want to buy a $25 million mansion.
Then you got to like start doing fuck shit.
But for someone who needs like $30 to survive,
you know where I'm at,
Machi,
right now?
I only need $15 to survive,
motherfucker.
because I just go to other people's mansions,
take all their food and their drinks,
and then just leave.
And then the trick is to find,
this is the biggest Ponzi,
just find more mansions.
Like right now,
I'm in a mansion.
I'm about to go out on a boat.
I own none of this,
by the way.
Do I need any?
I don't need to own any of it.
I just go find,
well,
after I'm done with this mansion,
I'm going to the next mansion.
But going back to,
going back to,
to Bakfi and his smart contract.
So he was saying,
I first said,
why doesn't the treasury supply liquidity?
Because,
you know,
when people go gambling,
there's a chance that they drain like the bank.
You know,
if you,
if you,
if you coin flip,
well,
he's doing dice.
So you can literally pick a one in 1,000 chance.
So they put in one network token,
the one in 1,000 chance they hit it.
They want a thousand network tokens.
It could drain the entire bank.
And I told him like,
why not just have the treasury?
And he said,
he said he would like to have the retail investors create the bank.
And in return,
they get like APY based on the house,
like wins versus losses,
but he's not creating a house edge whatsoever.
The only,
the only edge the house gets is a 1% rake.
Meaning if you bet 100 net tokens,
the house takes 1% of that,
but he's also doubling down and saying only if you win.
So if you lose,
it takes no rake,
but if you win,
then the house takes like a 1% rake.
So you win a hundred network tokens,
they'll take the one network token.
You lose a hundred network token,
then they get nothing.
Is 1% too much or too little?
So if you're asking me,
I think gambling and getting a 1% rake,
and then only when you win,
huh?
I probably wouldn't gamble.
Yeah.
You wouldn't gamble?
Dude,
Baccarat percentages are like fucking terrible.
you know,
if you've looked at,
I mean,
online gambling has been there forever,
Alex,
right?
And then that stake.com thing.
And then,
you know,
Drake and them doing that thing with online gambling.
It's,
it's,
I'm a,
I'm an affiliate for roll bit.
I know a lot of roll bit.
Yeah.
So you guys know about this stuff.
So do people really want to gamble?
Like you got to at least put in some flashing lights,
some apes jumping around,
some lizards on your head.
You know what I mean?
Like it goes back to businesses.
It goes back to business models.
There's only two ways you get business from humans.
And the first way is like what you said,
the lights and sirens,
AKA being the best on the market.
We see this like even in NFT marketplaces,
although maybe some have like a higher royalty structures still,
because they have better lights and sirens,
people will use them.
But then there's a,
there's the other business model where you have to be the quote unquote
cheapest cheapest isn't a great,
great.
Everyone hates that word cheap.
So probably the least expensive business on the market.
Those are the two ways.
Either you got to be the best,
like offer the best service or be the least expensive and provide like
pretty much the same service,
just minus the siren.
So his business model is killing any of the online casinos.
It's literally a 50,
50 and it's verifiable on the blockchain that you will have a 50,
50 chance.
There's nowhere in the world that you can get those odds.
Okay.
But even at 50,
why would I gamble if the game's not fun?
You know what I'm saying?
So you,
you,
you think gambling is all about the fun?
there's definitely people that are probably going to have an itchy hand and
D gym,
but I think they want to get a,
like a dopamine hit.
So if they hit it and it's like a very boring looking interface with that,
you know,
I've seen the game that FUD plays crash out or something where the,
there's a chart or a line that goes upward,
upward,
upward,
then it crashes or something.
I'm like,
okay.
I can see how that looks kind of fun.
But if it's just a simple number or simple dice,
maybe not.
I don't know.
Like,
like Alex,
you gamble too,
you know,
and you know,
everybody's grandma and parents themselves play jackpot machine.
It's like,
yeah,
you want to see some lights moving or something.
And they advertise the same thing.
They go,
yeah,
this one has a 99% chance of payout or some shit like that.
You know,
those,
those machines.
I don't know.
You've been there.
I've been there.
Did you see the game that V Haley made while we're on a space that has a
little bit of like lights and sirens,
kind of just like,
it's just a picture of this lizard.
It's collecting like little question marks.
Then it collects,
collects like some fun and it turns into like the mutant.
Then if it collects like this other thing,
then it actually like ends the round.
Very similar to dookie.
That sounds a little more interesting.
You know,
like we play games.
I don't know.
Actually,
you don't play that many videos.
I don't think Alex plays video games,
but,
not anymore.
Yeah,
you don't,
right?
Not anymore.
Well,
I've played a few.
Actually,
I'm not too now.
You play League of Legends.
Yeah,
but I haven't touched League of Legends in like,
well,
actually,
that's not true.
I played that TFT mode or whatever,
but no serious gaming for like 10 years now.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Okay,
so you'd be more focused on the user experience than probably like you,
like,
I don't know what the,
look,
if Bakfai is serious about doing a gambling system and everything,
and it's going to be like,
I'm not saying it's too basic,
but it looks pretty basic from that screenshot you showed.
I think,
it needs to be set up in a system that's more similar to what Augur was offering.
Do you remember Augur?
It was a long time ago.
They,
they were supposed to make,
you know,
web three or crypto gaming.
I mean,
they're OGs and they explored deep,
deep like theory and gambling.
And,
and the other guy was poly something,
poly better,
poly,
whatever.
So anyways,
between those two,
this is,
this is what needs to be created now or still like plays with the D5 models
that are very good for gambling,
which is everybody might want to be the house,
right?
So the protocol is gambling.
The protocol needs its own token that people,
the more it's kind of like those things where it's like,
the more you gamble,
the more you own of the casino.
Kind of like when I go to Vegas and I'm gambling at a table and I lose a
lot of money and I'm like,
you know,
that chandelier up there,
I bet they paid for that chandelier with my money or something like that.
But imagine if you're playing Vegas and the more you lose,
the more you own a Vegas,
right?
That's,
that's the kind of thing that people probably would want,
or maybe like King Fudd's playing crash out.
He's wishing that the more he lost there,
he would own more of this protocol,
right?
So that would be the fun part of figuring out the math,
the token economics,
and how to scale that out so that people that gamble at the casino or this
online casino would own more and more of the protocol.
And at the same time to speculate on that token or to,
well,
all this is going to have problems with SEC,
but I'm just,
you know,
we're just going through the,
through the theory.
I'm probably going to jail.
Like I've already made it from,
yeah,
for the theory rising,
how a gambling protocol will work.
Marketing for a pre-sale.
You're just a marketeer.
You're just an unpaid marketeer.
I don't know.
I probably,
I really think that one day I'll probably,
I'm going to jail for this.
So it's just whatever.
Let's just assume I'm going to jail.
You might go on a bender and get out of control and do some fuck shit and
then go to jail.
I agree.
Maybe.
I've seen you go pretty hard.
You can party.
You go pretty hard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't,
I can't actually party.
It's just all the people around me don't know how to party.
Very similar to Twitter.
I'm just checking out to see who,
who can out drink you.
And,
wait a minute,
wait a minute.
Who is dodging drinks?
I don't think you really dodged drinks.
Alex,
you're pretty rough.
Books is pretty rough too.
Charlie is super rough.
Who doesn't?
I think I,
you guys are together.
You guys go hard.
So Alex,
in your opinion,
who could out drink you that you hung out with lately?
I don't,
maybe,
I don't know if like out drink is the right word,
but like stay like with drinking.
Definitely Charlie and books.
Like,
yeah.
I'll drink,
like drink more than Alex.
How about weekend?
Did week when go with you guys?
Did we can rock with you guys?
Charlie and weekend both ain't hanging,
bro.
Ain't hanging.
Oh yeah.
We can,
hang on.
We can,
I don't know where the alcohol,
they're like,
they're like tiny.
And they're like at the same,
like,
Hey,
we're going to another classy Azul.
And they're like,
I want one too.
What?
They got like something in their arms.
That's the thing though.
It's not fair.
They're like half your size and doing the same.
That's what I didn't understand.
That doesn't count.
Like,
where is it going?
My liver shut off at one point and my skin,
you know,
your skin can act as your liver and like decompose food.
So I remember like at 4am after I had like,
at least there must've been like 20 plus,
maybe closer to like 30 plus,
like one night.
I don't remember which night it was.
Must've had like 20 to 30 drinks,
not shots,
drinks,
meaning like two or three shots.
You're thinking like,
like that's 60 to 90 shots into me for like the whole day.
Right.
This isn't like a whole day of drinking.
And I remember my liver had shut off and laying in bed and my skin had
became my liver.
And I remember like rolling to my side and just seeing like tequila on the
bed through my skin pores.
That's when I knew I had a drinking problem.
You know,
the worst is when Alex reached in his backpack and pulled out a bottle of
absolute buck out of nowhere.
I think I fell out of it.
He wasn't there.
He wasn't there for that.
He was not there for that.
Walking around with a bottle.
That was bad.
I don't do that.
I don't,
I've stopped drinking.
I want to point that out.
I don't,
you just popped open a beer,
bro.
Like 30 minutes ago,
Monday at 3 PM,
bro.
We just heard it,
fam.
That was a soda.
It doesn't matter.
Okay.
I don't endorse it.
I don't condone it.
I don't agree with it.
What I also don't agree with her smart contract risks.
I'll probably go to Bach fi Bach fi.
What are the SCRs on this gambling with no bells and whistles?
Just straight.
Okay.
This is why.
Okay.
March.
Let me,
let me explain something to you.
Everyone is upset right now.
Well,
not everyone.
There's like three or four people that are upset right now that they can't get out at a profit at this very minute.
And I thought,
what better way to get them out?
Wait,
they got a 50,
50 chance to immediately get out at profit or give us back the network tokens.
Like that's where it's at.
Like this would cause,
this will solve a short term problem that we're having because they won't fucking sell.
They won't fucking sell.
And they just fucking sell.
Why are they worried?
I mean,
you know,
a little rocky start,
you know,
like,
well,
not a little rocky,
a rocky start.
10% of the supply flying down from the fucking sky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That happened.
And,
I've heard of smart contract.
I've never heard of token flying from the fucking sky risk.
That's one thing.
I've never heard of T F F T S tokens flying from the fucking sky.
That's a new risk.
I haven't heard of yet.
And when I approached Alex McCurry,
I said,
Hey,
these tokens just flew from the fucking sky that you painted.
Maybe you should go put them back in that bitch.
How would I buy?
nothing was worse.
Nothing was worse than the runaround.
let me check with the accounting department and I'll get back to you.
It was,
people thought we were offline Twitter because of the,
well,
we didn't have answers yet.
We were,
we thought they were doing like an internal audit.
Every fucking day.
Every single day.
I just double a check with our quality assurance department.
And,
you haven't been,
bro.
You're in a fucking office with three chairs in it.
You don't have a quality.
Shut up.
You,
you know what's,
you know,
what's a real shame is they could have gone really far with the network.
I feel like,
had they just not been dumb.
Well,
I guess not dumb,
just taking responsibility.
Just like did the right thing.
Really?
Just give the tokens to the community.
The community deserved it.
Like they paid.
And instead they were like,
fuck it.
Let's fuck over,
you know,
4,000 people right here,
right now.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
I don't know how you could handle it.
Yeah.
Anyways.
what do you think they should have done?
What do you think?
I can talk to them for you.
You want me to talk to them for you?
You want me to handle it?
Yeah.
Tell them to buy back 30,000 tokens.
That would probably send it.
That would probably.
I mean,
I think this,
right.
There's all,
you know,
they made a mistake.
Then it's okay.
as long as you,
you have some sincerity involved.
So I,
I heard,
I don't know,
you guys paid them 20 ETH.
Have them take,
buy 20 ETH worth.
Just take 20,
buy 20 ETH worth.
That's it.
You know,
they weren't even willing to do that.
That's what I'm saying.
Like,
why not?
They're not willing to do shit.
Did you ask them?
actually,
hang on,
hang on.
The reprisal,
the best they came up with was future development.
I don't want you.
Yeah.
Why do I use your future when I,
when you fucked up already?
I just want.
On a,
on a meat point.
Look,
look,
look,
I don't know.
Maybe because,
books has never done business for,
let me be very logical.
I would ask them,
Hey,
could you take the 20 ETH fee that you took,
buy the network tokens and,
burn them or something,
but,
or just buy them and hold them.
We asked all that,
bro.
We asked all that shit,
bro.
you did.
First we said,
buy the tokens,
put them in the claim contract.
Buy it.
Sure.
First,
the most fair thing would be,
buy back the exact amount that got taken out of liquidity.
That's,
that's,
you know,
if they don't have the means,
they should be buying 70 ETH worth of network tokens right now.
They don't have,
but they have at least 20 because you paid them that,
right?
Yes.
They have at least 20 because that's what they are paid.
They should at least take 20.
I mean,
that's,
that's the right thing to do.
Okay.
Genuinely like Bach fly.
Okay.
You,
you claim to be a developer,
a sophisticated developer.
You developed all these contracts.
I'm a professional developer,
Alex.
Okay.
Have you ever been paid 20 ETH to develop any type of smart contract?
I think I've been paid like 10 to 15 grand.
10 to 15.
Yeah.
I never had a smart contract.
Okay.
Okay.
Now let,
like seriously,
let's say you mess up and cause like a hundred thousand dollar discrepancy.
You're paid the 10 to 15,000.
What do you do?
Like genuinely,
would you just say,
sorry,
it happened?
Yeah.
Typically on a lot of these like development contracts,
like there,
there's like lines in there where they're not like the developers,
not liable for any like mishaps.
but yeah,
I think at the minimum I would just give back the fee,
you know,
of what they paid me.
You're not right.
Yeah.
We fucked up.
Sorry.
Now let's take it one step further.
We're not liable for the,
okay.
Okay.
That's what you would do,
right?
You're not everyone on this planet.
Some people operate in different ways.
Now let's say they don't want to pay back at least just the fee that they,
that they garnered to create the smart contract.
Wait,
Alex,
do they feel like it's not their fault?
Dude,
of course they feel like it's not their fault.
They admitted fault.
So who created the master list?
Was it them?
Well,
yeah,
they admitted fault.
Was it sent to them?
Oh yeah,
it was them,
dude.
They,
they generated the Merkle tree.
The Merkle tree was the,
the culprit of the discrepancy.
Somehow,
someway,
the person that got 6,000 tokens,
6,000.
They had,
when I heard the explanation,
it was just like 10 minutes of smart contract risk.
it was,
I made,
we got,
MTRs.
You have SCR,
you have smart contract risk.
Now you have MTRs,
which is Merkle tree risk.
I like that one more.
First I said flying from the fucking sky token risk.
Yeah.
I like Merkle tree risk.
MTRs rolls off the tongue a little bit more.
Nothing you can do.
Alex McCurry in his MTRs.
You got Machi in his SCRs.
What's Machi?
He's got fees.
Alex,
how's,
how's Machi's hot dog?
S-F-R.
Why do I get the SCR,
why do I get the SCR?
Keep your SCR out.
You're so happy to be,
you,
I mean,
look,
Machi,
don't get mad at me.
I've never been involved in a smart contract risk.
You're somehow,
someway involved in all of them.
Not me.
Hold on,
hold on,
hold on,
hold on.
You know what I mean?
I'm in a founder,
going to run the fucking project risk.
When did I become a dev?
When did I become a dev to be the SCR guy?
Bro,
we talked to Gordon Donner earlier this morning.
SCR Machi.
Okay,
so the risk you run with working with Bokfi is a fee risk.
S-F,
all right,
fee,
smart contract fee risk.
It's 40% up front.
You know you're getting fucked,
but it's 40%.
Yeah,
you think you're winning at the beginning.
That's the beauty of Bokfi.
Yeah,
yeah,
man,
you're going to get these,
these tokens.
You're accumulating all these tokens.
Like,
holy shit,
I have a thousand dollars in these tokens.
And then when you go to take your tokens,
Bokfi's like,
well,
look,
you got to pay your fees.
Your fees are now $1,500.
Like,
that's the,
that's the risk you run with Bokfi.
I can just see it now.
He's got this,
the most fair gambling thing ever developed.
And when you go to take your tokens out,
he needs his 150%.
Is that what's going to happen,
Bokfi?
Smart contract fee risk is what we're going to run into with Bokfi.
Alex,
I told you multiple times,
dude,
you don't understand.
But look.
I do understand what you do.
dude.
Everyone,
I'm tired of this shit,
dude.
Stop phasing on this.
Everyone has their vices.
You know,
Machi's just attracted to smart contract risks.
You're attracted to smart contract fees.
What does books attract?
Books is attracted to stimulants.
And spaces.
He's got smart contract stimulant risk.
Raspberry?
Or Black Cherry?
Which one do you like?
I like them all.
White Claw.
Non-alcoholic.
White Claw is fuckboy drink number one,
bro.
WCR.
That's the only thing he has to have.
What is,
what is,
what is,
what is,
what wrist does Bark have?
Bark has,
I'm going to take my,
he has subscription.
He runs a subscription risk.
Subscription.
You can round him too long.
Subscription risk.
Machi won that fucking pinball machine
because of smart contract risk.
Stop.
you go on,
Gordon wanted nothing to do with him after.
What is Gordon risk?
What's the risk you have with Gordon?
Disappearing.
I'm not going to say it
because people,
the,
the purple haired fairies will come at me
saying,
you're not allowed to say that.
He could be really facing mental health problems.
That's the perfect,
that's why he said it.
That's why you got it.
You can't,
he's,
he's,
it's unapproachable.
Unapproachable.
Unquestionable.
Yeah.
Pretty good.
Well played.
Collect your billions of dollars
and then not,
don't,
don't have billions of dollars
in mental problems.
I'm sorry.
Don't have,
not have the billions of dollars.
Wait till you get the billions.
Then the mental problems
start coming in.
All these billions of dollars.
You start wiping off your sweat
with a hundred dollar bills
and then start throwing them
into the fire
to cook your $5,000 steaks.
the mental issues
that I'm facing.
I can just imagine
how many people are upset
by what I'm saying.
I'm going to stop.
You're right.
It's,
it's,
you can't even bring it up.
That's why I don't think
anyone's talking about it.
Not even allowed
to be talked about.
Whatever.
let's go through this.
King Ant,
what type of risk does he run?
I don't know who King Ant is.
engage with his post risk.
If you don't engage,
you're not going to find out.
I think he's just a fuck boy.
To be fair.
I see that golden hoodie.
I just think,
Alex,
you should go back
and listen to the spaces
and how I spoke about you
when you weren't here.
And,
or I should go back
and take it all back
because like,
I really stuck up for you.
Wow.
I really needed you
to stick up for me,
King Ant.
You really went out
I didn't.
Let me go stick up
for the number one
influencer on crypto Twitter.
Wow.
You really went out
on a limb there,
King Ant.
Kudos to King Ant,
everyone.
He stuck his neck out
for the most honorable
person in crypto Twitter.
That's narcissistic.
You're second most,
if that
fucking most honorable.
Can we do it?
Can we do it?
Talking about honor
in front of me?
I'm honorable.
All right.
anyways,
there's a couple
ways to become
millionaires.
You missed it.
We have the four steps
to becoming a millionaire.
I've got a fast one.
What?
How to become
a millionaire?
In four steps.
That's hard.
Did you not hear it?
I don't know.
I can tell you it.
How to become
a millionaire
in four steps.
yeah,
those are,
those are the ones
steps,
but there's a four step one.
We need to actually
quantify it as well
into what it should be,
but I'll go over it
since you missed
the four steps
to becoming a millionaire.
Step one,
find a millionaire.
That's the very first step.
Step two,
write thread
about millionaire
with information
and misinformation.
Completely slander
that person.
Step three,
what?
step three,
have said millionaire.
Say,
hey,
this isn't right.
You're slandering my name.
I'm taking you to court.
And step four,
say,
I need help with legal fees
and drop your multi-sign.
Millionaire!
There's your four steps.
If anyone wants
to become a millionaire,
that's such an easy way
to become a millionaire.
I picked up dog shit
for nine months straight.
I had to go find
an over-glorified cameraman
and a fake Rolex salesman
before I got,
I could have done it
so much more easy,
easier.
So I'm gonna,
I'm out on the prowl right now
looking for millionaires
in crypto Twitter
and I'm gonna write out
a well-informed
and misinformed thread
so they take me to court
so I can then later
ask for more legal fee help
and become a millionaire.
Because you can't defend yourself
without millions of dollars.
The truth is never enough.
You need millions of dollars
to back up the truth.
I've got more ways
to become a millionaire.
You could just...
Mock!
Wait.
Except co-host.
Other,
other easy ways
to become a millionaire
is create contracts
with risk built into them.
Create contracts
with fees built into them.
What other contract
can we make?
I don't know.
I mean,
there's just so many...
The same kind of contract
as Machi.
Gone track.
Put your money in
and that shit is gone.
Jimbo!
Oh man,
wait till I see
those Jimbo devs.
Books on Alex
foaming me into Jimbo.
I forget you guys.
I remember calling
Machi privately.
I remember calling him privately
and I'm like,
y'all gonna put 10K in?
And he's like,
no Alex,
you can't put more in.
I did not say that Alex.
Show me the receipt
I sent something like that.
Okay,
that's fine.
Look,
I've got receipts.
I record everything
even without your disclosure.
Take me to jail.
What are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do about it?
You have to record me illegally.
but more importantly,
I forgive you two
for fomoing me
into Jimbo.
I forgive the two of you.
Yeah,
I fomoed you
into the protocol.
We were at Shabu Shabu.
We were at Shabu Shabu.
Hang on,
let's put this,
hang on,
you know what I like
putting together?
I like to put together puzzles.
This is what I like doing.
I'm a puzzle doer
and so like I put together
this puzzle
and then someone tries
to insert like a square piece
into like a circular piece
and everyone can look
at this puzzle
and be like,
wait a second,
that square piece,
there's something off
with what he just said.
So when he says,
Alex just fomoed you in.
Okay,
here's a square piece.
Let's go try
and put it in a circular piece.
Okay,
fine.
What's the puzzle?
All right,
I go to Taiwan.
I go meet developers.
I'm being told
these developers are cracked.
Where are they at?
They're in Cherry HQ.
Who owns Cherry HQ?
Machi.
All right,
all right,
this is the funniest part.
Like,
you love those guys
that you hung out with them
or you guys would,
after dinner,
it's like midnight,
you guys say,
let's go back to office,
see if there's no one.
What?
What puzzle pieces?
What did I do?
I went to sleep.
I'm going to go to sleep.
You and Alex are like,
let's go hang out
with these guys
or let's go to
C'est la vie
with these guys
and then you guys
run into them,
drinking with them,
whatever,
and I'm home,
you know,
alone with my dogs
and just hanging.
And the funny thing is,
I'm trying to remember
exactly what.
So Alex,
do you remember
the conversation
we had at the Shabu Shabu
and you were in your crowd?
He asked for more
puzzle pieces.
Okay.
More puzzle pieces.
Machi.
Machi.
Conversation is Shabu Shabu.
Do you remember
that conversation?
Okay.
I'm just saying
more awkward puzzle pieces
and I'm fine
just putting them in.
I have more puzzle pieces.
I could do this
for days, Machi.
All right.
So what's another
weird puzzle piece?
Well, Machi buys.
For how much, Alex?
Two and a half million.
That's a very weird
puzzle piece.
Place that one
on there.
All right.
Well, he surely
got in at first, right?
He was the first one in.
I'm not putting one in.
No, he wasn't, Alex.
He was the last one in.
He was the last one in.
He bought the very top.
Let me ask.
Now, another awkward puzzle piece.
When has Machi ever
bought the top of anything?
Never!
All right.
So more and more.
Do we want more
awkward puzzle pieces?
I bought Network at the top.
All right.
He asked for it.
Okay.
He asked for more
awkward puzzle pieces.
More awkward puzzle pieces.
Guess what?
Like I said, Alex is a puzzle maker.
I've got more awkward puzzle pieces
since you asked.
How did Machi feel emotionally
when this all went down?
Did he get upset
the same way he got upset
with Blur?
Let's look at Blur
for just a moment
just so we can understand
this puzzle piece.
Machi was very upset
with how Blur was handled.
He thought that he got
fucked over.
And I kind of like
agreed with him
to an extent, right?
But in the same breath...
Oh, you didn't?
You didn't agree?
How did Blur
fuck him over?
Was Blur the one
who dropped
a hundred
Bored Apes
on his bids?
Or was it Mando?
Wait a minute.
No, Blur didn't...
Blur doesn't own
any Bored Apes.
Hang on.
I was never accepted...
Hang on.
That's fine.
Let's make sure
that's clear.
I never rocked on OSF
or them
for dropping that on me.
No, you didn't.
You just said,
everyone can thank me
because I just
decentralized Bored Apes.
So, okay.
Some subliminal...
Dude, look.
I'm direct with my tweets
because I'm not a beta.
I don't need to do
these subliminal
tweets.
Hey, guys.
I just decentralized
Bored Apes.
No, you accidentally
got greedy,
got your hands
caught in the cookie jar,
Machi.
You're like,
you know what?
I'm going to get
these points right here
and bam!
Motherfucker got wrecked!
And who did he blame it on?
Did he blame it on Mando?
He blamed it on Blur.
Okay, well...
No, I didn't blame it on Blur either.
What are you talking about?
How is Blur responsible
for the massive amount
of losses he's incurred?
No, no.
No, I did not blame them.
How?
All Blur ever did
was give Machi
free fucking tokens.
They gave him
a $1.5 million
free token airdrop
and then he was like
licking his chops.
He was like,
I need more of these tokens.
I need more of these tokens.
So season two comes out.
season two comes out.
April 1st and May 1st.
Season two comes out
and Machi goes hard.
He's bidding everything.
Where did he get
all these bids from?
We don't want to talk about that.
Let's not talk about that.
Look, there's way more
aqua pieces we can do.
I'm avoiding them, Machi.
Don't avoid them.
You don't want to do it, Machi.
You trust me right now.
Let's just...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hello, dude.
He's in a...
All right.
Anyways.
Anyways.
Anyway.
Machi's our six biggest holder, bro.
We don't need to put Machi right now.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Fuck five.
Look, last time I had him cornered
and Fax came off mute
and fucked it all up, dude.
I had him right where I wanted him.
I positioned him.
Like, I'm looking at this chess board.
I'm moving the pieces around
to move the...
the Machi piece
right where I want it.
I had him cornered.
Had the Rooks.
Boom, boom, boom.
And then fucking...
A third party like...
Don't pretend you play chess.
Don't pretend you play
to the Rooks cornering me.
I don't know.
I'm...
You don't play chess.
Pretty good.
No, I'm pretty good.
I...
Dude, in middle school...
Dude, think about this for a second.
In middle school,
I was beating, like,
the chess teacher.
Like, the person who...
Like, I was in, like,
the little chess club.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was wrecking him.
Wrecking everything.
I think you're, like,
reciting...
No, dude, no.
Okay, they used to have
a thing called Yahoo Chess
before it got, like,
real popular.
I was, like,
a high-ranked motherfucker
in that shit.
I gave it up.
No, trust me.
I gave it up.
I gave it up.
I gave it up.
I stopped playing chess.
Dude, chess is very, like,
algorithmic.
Like, it's super algorithmic.
Like, every single
like, all you have to do
is study.
Okay, so you have, like,
your pawns in front.
The very first pawn that moves,
like, you study that exact move.
And then what can happen after?
What can happen after?
And you study those.
And that's all it is.
It's just memorization
of algorithms.
There's nothing, like...
You're not, like,
thinking into the future, really.
Same thing with, like,
Rubik's Cube.
You're just memorizing
an algorithm,
getting really good at...
Anyways, regardless.
You asked...
You were talking
about the chess thing.
That's why I brought it up.
But anyways,
all right, so where we are...
Oh, yeah, so Blur gives him
1.5 million.
And, dude, he is bitching
and moaning about Blur,
how it's fucking him over.
Meanwhile, he's...
He's getting fucked over
by his own greed
because he's bidding, like,
thousands of ETH.
And he's getting wrecked on it.
And does he blame
the people that are wrecking him?
No, he blames Blur.
He's like,
fuck Blur.
I didn't blame Blur,
you liar.
Why aren't you bidding
on anything anymore?
I went to go check Blur today.
You used to only be number one.
Only number one.
Now you're like,
rank 50, dude.
I can flip you with 10 ETH now.
All right.
Okay, so Blur...
I would be able to flip you
with 10 ETH,
but that got rugged in Jimbo.
I want to farm,
but I'll get rugged
if I farm Blur.
Like, I learned my lesson, right?
I don't have a bot.
There he goes.
But, okay,
so now he doesn't want
to farm Blur.
Okay, got it, got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
He doesn't want to farm Blur.
No, no, I'm farming right now.
Not anymore.
Yes, I am.
You're like rank 50.
You're like rank 50, man.
You used to be in the top 10
every single day.
I'm manually doing it.
I'm rank 50.
What do you want?
You used to be in the top 10.
What happened?
That's before I knew
that the game was...
It's set up to kill you.
Why would I play it?
All right, so thank you.
Thank you for disclosing
that Blur is set up to kill you,
but then I go look at Blur.
They've only ever given you
free Blur tokens.
So, the worst case scenario,
your free Blur tokens are diluted.
No one's killing you.
Now, now that we understand...
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's the fact, Jack.
You're going to put...
No, I'm not trying to do shit.
It's not important.
Look, you just don't like
the puzzle pieces.
You're like,
damn, Alex is good.
You're fucking right, I'm good.
No, you're not good.
You're fucking right, I'm good.
I'm so good.
They call me great.
You gotta explain the Blur situation
better to be good.
Okay, okay.
I just told everyone.
It's diluting your position.
That is the worst case scenario.
You're getting a free airdrop.
Imagine getting like,
here's a free loaf of bread,
but we're going to take
half of it now.
Not a free airdrop.
Oh my God!
You took half of my free bread!
You took half of my loaf
of free bread!
How could you do that?
Do you understand your argument?
You have to provide
real liquidity
to earn Blur tokens.
I understand
your position on Blur
has been diluted.
I understand that your greed
got you wrecked.
You don't understand
how to earn Blur tokens.
Okay, let me explain Blur
really quick
because it's really important
for the NFT ecosystem.
It's not really important.
It's super important.
The only reason it's important
is because that Blur token
is going to zero
and your free airdrop
is going to be diluted.
Not only is it going to be diluted,
but Blur is...
If Blur could just even perform
half at the levels
of network token,
you'd be dancing.
I'm dancing!
I'm dancing!
That shit went to life.
What's it at right now?
What is Blur at?
The Blur token
and the whole NFT ecosystem.
It's like a 20 cent.
Yo, whoever farm
you got, fuck.
You guys can have
your own thesis.
I have my own thesis
on NFTs.
And you asked me
and I told you.
You said,
do you still believe
in NFTs much?
I'm like, not really.
And then you got all scared.
You got all scared.
You were shook.
I saw it in your face.
And then you turned to books
and you said,
books, man,
did you hear that?
Machi don't believe
in NFTs anymore.
And you two are both shook.
You don't remember.
All right.
Whatever.
A continuous story.
I exactly remember.
You remember that?
But that was a different time.
That conversation we had.
Yeah, no, no.
I absolutely remember.
Anyways.
Sure, I'll continue
my conversation.
So, here.
Okay.
We're focused on...
Let me finish the Blur one.
Let me finish the Blur one.
Look at you.
Try to misdirect
the whole conversation
so everyone forgets...
Well, we're on Blur right now.
I was on Bob Ross painting.
I had a happy tree
right fucking here.
A happy tree
right fucking here.
And you try to throw
an asteroid on that painting
so no one can see
what the fuck's going on.
We all see what's going on.
I'm trying to teach
everybody about Blur
so that everybody
can be educated
and become wealthier for it.
Let me ask you this.
You know,
I feel like Blur
has so many fucking
smart contracts.
They've got loaning.
They have, like...
The contract risk on them
has to be, like,
a thousand percent.
How many of these loans
have been rugged so far?
How many of these loans
have been rugged?
Are you talking about...
What are you talking about?
Dude, do you know
how many smart contract risks
they're subjected to
at the moment?
If anyone's going to know
smart contract,
it's you.
It's you.
I'll tell you what's good
about...
Smart contract risk?
I'll tell you
what it's good for.
The risk part of it.
The smart contract is great,
but the better part of it
is the risk.
Those hackers,
those malicious guys,
those bad guys,
Machi,
they see that risk.
When they hear that SCR,
ooh,
they come flocking in.
They somehow capitalize
on that risk.
They don't capitalize
on the smart contract
part of it.
No, the risk part of it.
So how many smart contracts...
I feel like there's no one
that's giving out more loans
and protocols such as...
Yeah, loaning protocols
than Blur.
How many of those loans
have fallen victim
to a smart contract risk?
Zero so far.
Zero.
All right.
So getting back to the Blur,
your behavior,
right?
You hated Blur,
bitching and moaning
that your full loaf of bread
that was given to you
for free
is now a half loaf of bread.
I can't believe Blur
would only give me
a half a loaf of bread.
That was your argument.
You're providing real smart...
It's very important
that everyone understands.
You're providing real liquidity...
I understand.
I understand.
No, you don't.
I understand everything.
You don't understand.
Now,
so you got upset
that your free loaf of bread...
You didn't have to do anything.
You got a million and a half...
You're talking checkers
to my chest.
You got a million and a half...
1.5 million dollars for free
just dropped from the sky
and still bitching and moaning.
Now,
you're providing liquidity.
Now,
we go to Jimbo.
We go to the Jimbo thing.
Okay?
So keep in mind,
you get 1.5 million dollars for free.
Bitching and moaning ensues.
Now,
what happens in Jimbo?
Yeah.
You buy in for 2.5 million.
Biggest buy ever.
At the very fucking top.
And you love it.
You get rugged.
You know,
it's smart contract risk, Alex.
I've just never seen anything like it.
It's total flip-flopping behavior.
Kind of like my favorite founder,
Triple F.
Just total flip-flopping.
It's fine.
It's whatever.
And you're not here.
You even double down, Machi.
This is where it's like,
fuck, dude.
You double down.
You said,
I can't wait for...
Jimbo V3!
Fuck.
Now,
does that puzzle piece...
Does that...
Now,
how like...
You know,
like,
we're putting together this puzzle.
How weird does that puzzle look now?
Because we can go even weirder.
It gets even weirder.
The way I see it is like,
we don't want to continue that puzzle.
You painted it like a perfect puzzle piece
into a square puzzle piece.
that's how I see it.
Yeah.
We don't want to continue this puzzle.
I agree.
It's just a weird one.
It's one of those...
Dude,
is this a double hamburger?
Hell yeah.
Oh, man.
There's nothing weird about this.
I still,
even though you painted this puzzle picture,
I still forgive you and books
for FOMO and me in the Jimbo.
Yep.
God.
The misdirection adds on to like the puzzle.
I'm willing to forgive the both of you
for FOMO me in.
All right.
Would you...
Listen to us again.
I ordered crab for you
and the two of you...
How much...
How much...
Let me ask.
Look,
if I dox the voice clips of you,
me telling you,
hey,
I put $10,000 in,
you said that's not enough,
put more in.
If I dox that,
will you take me to court?
Because if you dox,
if I dox that,
because then I'll need legal fees.
I'll actually need to raise legal fees.
Oh, my God.
And that's actually my four steps
to becoming a millionaire.
Now I know you've been trying to pull off.
You want to become a millionaire.
I see what you're doing now, Alex.
You want to be sued for square puzzle pieces.
Yeah, me doxing a voice recording.
And doxing my shabu-shabu voice or something.
The shabu-shabu dinner.
Mm-hmm.
No, I mean...
There's no way.
There's no way.
You said $10,000.
I said put in more.
No way, man.
I want to hear exactly what I said.
You know what's funny?
You being my friend...
You being my friend...
I have voice recording of this
and voice recording of that.
This is going to be the funniest fucking voice recording.
Let me guess what I would say.
You said,
hey, Mark,
you said about $20,000.
And I probably said as a good friend,
I said,
hey, be careful.
There's smart contract risk.
I bet that's what I said.
Yeah, what a great friend.
You better be careful.
There's no way I would say put in more.
I've never heard you once...
Dude, you can take a loan out for a mutant right now.
0.2 ETH.
I've never once heard you say,
you better be careful with those loans.
There's a risk that comes with them.
Oh, my God.
Only on the Jimbo one
did you show the smart...
How many awkward...
How many more puzzle pieces
should I put into place?
Like, how many more?
Because where am I?
You learned...
I have a time machine.
I have a time machine.
I have a time machine.
Although I wasn't there
at the time of the cream stuff,
I do have a time machine
where I can go back.
Because you know why?
The blockchain
is a public ledger.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, Machi!
It's all a meme
until it's not, Machi!
It's all a meme
until it's not.
How many more awkward puzzle pieces
should I play?
I want to hear the voice.
I'm guessing
exactly what I said to you.
You said,
Machi, I got $10,000.
I'm going to put it in.
And I'm guessing
as a good friend,
I told you.
Okay.
I will...
There's only one way
I play that clip.
I bet I said that.
There's only one way...
I said,
put in more money.
No way, no.
There's only one way
I play that clip.
Is if you agree
to take me to court
for recording you
without your consent.
Because that's illegal.
That's actually a felony.
You know who else
committed that felony?
Wait, hang on.
You know who else
committed that?
Wait, you want to know
who else committed that?
Alex McCurry.
When I said...
Alex McCurry
did the same thing I did.
Recorded me.
Without my consent.
What?
What?
Try to use it against me.
Some weird shit.
Alright.
I saw how much Zach raised.
I'm most willing
to start docking
these voice clips.
I'm like, damn.
I might be able to get
a million dollars
in legal fees.
Takes my ass to court.
I'm going to drop
this fucking multi-sign
on everyone.
Anyways,
I want to focus
on the future.
Fuck that shit, man.
I just won't touch
Jimbo ever again.
Nor will I touch
like a smart contract
ever developed
by this Jimbo team
or the teams
that are developing
in the Cherry HQ.
Goddamn.
They're not that cracked
if their protocol
gets hacked
in two days.
I prefer Solidity.io devs.
Me too.
I'd rather do it
with the 30,000 token
and the entire
fucking liquidity pool
around.
God damn.
This burger is fucking
amazing.
It's okay, Machi.
I know.
I put you speechless.
You trust me.
Speechless?
I'm ready to give you
10 grand.
This $30,000
or I'm sorry,
this $30 PFP
give you 10 grand.
This $30 PFP
is dangerous.
You ever been
in a position
of nothing to lose, Machi?
No, you haven't.
No, I haven't.
I'm a bald chicken now.
I've lost everything.
I operate like that.
I've lost everything.
I operate like that.
No, trust me.
You're not in a position
of nothing to lose.
How do I know?
I've been chilled
by OX,
you know,
he's doxing addresses.
What a fucking weirdo.
What?
Who's doxing addresses?
I don't know.
You're 25.
You just got rugged
for two more awkward
puzzle pieces, Alex.
You just got rugged
for $2.5 million
and the next day
you buy a $25 million house
in cash.
It's already public, right?
Everything I said
was public.
Not like doxing anything.
That's not
not what I do.
Not my style.
I got a little bit
of class to me.
I may be $30
but I'll walk in
five-star hotel
with at least
sweats without holes
in the back pocket.
Those sweatpants
are Hermes, bro.
Those sweatpants
are like four grand.
Dude,
when we walked
into Hermes,
they got upset
with me for touching shit.
they looked at Alex
like disgusted.
They were.
Can you knock
your fingers
on that, please?
I had my hamburger fingers
touching their shit.
I could just see
like as soon as
I put my finger
on like this sweat,
these sweats
look like they just
I swear
they took them
from H&M.
They took off
the stitching
and said Hermes.
The H is silent.
$7,000.
They said
just add another zero.
They went from
a $70 pair of pants
to a $700
like add another zero.
Then the mochi
to the world
coming in
like they're
Conor McGregor.
I'll buy that.
What a dumbass.
Paying $7,000
for some $70 sweats.
I think it was Alex
like when he first
got to Vegas
he's like
I love mochi.
He's so humble, bro.
Look at his clothes.
Like he wears
the most like
like cheap clothes.
I was like
Alex, bro
that jacket's
like $5,000,
$6,000.
The fucking sweatsuit
is like $7,000.
It just don't say
nothing on it.
He didn't believe it
until he saw it
with his own eyes.
the only thing
the only cheap thing
mochi wears
is sneakers
because they're comfortable
100%.
I can't let you guys
paint me like that,
okay?
Let me tell the truth
about the Hermes.
Oh no,
here we go.
They said,
hold on,
hold on.
They said,
I know what you're
going to say.
Casino comps
and all that bullshit.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it.
There's nothing
to do with casino comps.
I walked in,
right?
I went in there.
I was like,
look,
it's,
you know,
I want to get
something nice
for my mom.
So I said,
give me a Hermes bag.
And they said,
what kind?
I said,
the best motherfucker
Hermes bag
you guys fucking got,
motherfuckers.
And they said,
yes sir,
but there's this problem.
If you want an Hermes bag,
you've got to buy
the same equivalent
amount of money
for that Hermes bag
and other items
that people don't want.
And I'm like,
god damn,
people don't want
the other items?
All right,
well what is there
for me to pick
out of here?
So I did pick up
a leather jacket,
gave that to my
younger cousin.
I'm gonna,
okay,
he goes and grabs
a $36,000
leather jacket
for his brother
and another
$65,000
leather jacket
for his cousin.
Continue the story.
I had to match
that shit up,
right?
They wanted me to
match the fucking
purse that I'm
getting for my mom.
So I had to go
grab like some
scarves and some
fucking like,
like whatever,
this weird shit,
like stuff I don't
need,
you know,
like look at all
stuff,
I don't even need
this,
I will give it to me.
And that,
that's why I got
the,
the,
the Hermes
tracksuit that
looks like H&M
and,
and didn't have a
hole in the back
pocket.
She rings them
up at the end.
So this is the
first time I ever
been in a store
in my life
where the lady
rings them up
and goes,
sir,
your total is
22,000 East.
I was like,
what the fuck?
22,000 East.
How many,
if he only
embezzled 22,000
East one time,
how's he spent
22,000 East
20 times since
I known the
guy?
What the fuck,
Machi?
they post the
house today
all over.
Guess what?
I look at the
price tag,
22,000 East.
I'm like,
no fucking way.
This has got,
I do the math.
you know what?
Divided by
1800.
What does it
come out to?
22,000 East?
Every fucking
thing is 22,000 East.
What the fuck?
We're up.
Not everything.
Hang on,
hang on.
Not everything.
Not everything
is 22,000 East.
Some things are
smart contract risks.
That would be
Arbitrum.
22,000 East
and Arbitrum.
Courtside,
Lakers game.
How much were
the tickets?
22,000 East.
Those seats
were fire.
I think,
I swear to God,
I swear to God,
I think LeBron James
wanted us to return
to those seats.
He would have bought
those seats.
I swear to God
if I would have asked
LeBron,
hey LeBron,
you think you could
let me sit courtside
again for the rest
of the finals?
He would have.
He literally,
you think I'm kidding?
That fucker,
they would have won
one game of Denver
if we were there.
Who'd he bring to Cleveland
with him?
You think they would have won?
You think they would have won?
Yeah,
100%.
The whole shit.
The whole shit.
Who's the fucking guy?
Christian Thompson.
Guy's a fucking bum.
But because he likes him so much,
he brings him to the fucking Lakers.
He'd bet your ass,
hey,
this guy's the biggest fan ever.
He would have signed my ass up
for the fuck courtside.
I'd be sitting right next to LeBron
shoulder rubbing him.
if we were there,
they would have won the whole shit.
Books,
do you remember when he drove down,
looked directly at us,
and I said,
take it to the fucking rack.
Like,
send a fucking message.
They were up 40 fucking points.
I said,
send a fucking message to him
for the next game.
He drives in,
gets blocked,
dude.
It was embarrassing.
I felt so bad for LeBron.
It was the cleanest block
I've ever seen.
Nothing but ball.
No whistle.
I get out of my chair,
my tequila spills
as I stand up
as abruptly as I can.
I said,
where the fuck
is a foul ref?
Knowing,
fooling well,
that was the cleanest block
I've ever seen.
And LeBron looks at me.
I swear he makes eye contact
once again.
He throws his hands at me.
I throw my hands at him.
I'm screaming at the fucking ref.
I said,
fuck them,
LeBron.
You're the king.
And dude,
he's just like,
he gives me the head nod.
Like,
yeah,
I'm that fucking guy.
Doesn't get back on defense.
The other team immediately,
Jay Morant does like a 360
between the legs
windmill on everyone.
And LeBron and I
are just talking to one of them.
Yeah,
fuck those guys.
They immediately,
he immediately cherry picks
the next one
and slams it.
And I go fucking crazy.
And the worst,
I see this puzzle piece
that fits perfectly.
And I damn know well
that it's a perfect puzzle fit.
But I scream,
it's a square puzzle piece.
The worst was when we
egged on Austin Reeves.
I need to do the puzzle making,
please.
Please.
We egged on Austin Reeves
and he started trying to show off.
Austin Reeves was rough.
Rough.
I was like,
dude,
nevermind.
That's racist.
Nevermind.
Machi,
if we were there.
Machi,
did you see your Bored Ape
like shilled on every single
social media?
Did you see that?
Yeah.
You know what?
I was,
I was happy about it,
man.
And you know what?
Right after that,
I got like a bunch of DMs
from my friends.
Where's my hoodie?
And I'm like,
there's none left.
It's gone.
There's only a hundred of them.
Actually,
who made those?
Can I buy?
Can I buy the hoodie?
I'm like,
you can't buy it.
It's not for sale.
Yeah.
Fuck a,
fuck a hundred piece
ordinal collection.
What about a hundred piece
hoodie collection?
And you got to use,
and you got to use network
tokens to buy
a limited edition.
Yeah.
Hey,
I'm down to,
I'm down for the network.
This next.
Yeah,
of course you are.
I'm down with the biggest
fucking community
on crypto Twitter.
Wow.
You're going to sound like
Wood King Ant.
I went out on a limb for you.
Look at King Ant.
You went out on a piece
of fucking redwood.
The biggest fucking tree
on existence.
I'll tell you how this thing
works,
right?
Like the people that don't
know how it works,
just like you said,
unpaid shill,
you're an unpaid marketer.
So you do a lot of these
things for different communities
and different projects
and things like that.
It's because
that's,
that's what this whole thing
has been about
for like the last two years
and the ones that kind of
stuck more closer
to this ethos
came out on top.
And so,
so again,
like I already have it.
It's going on another
hundred piece.
Oh no,
maybe it might be less
this time.
It's like 50 pieces
because it's like a
varsity jacket,
leather.
It's,
it's decked out.
It's probably the nicest.
It's going to be better
than the hoodie
and it's not for sale,
but if I take
network token for it
and I,
I don't want to like
have the network token
pay for it.
So somehow we got to
do something where
someone that,
first we could,
we could check the blockchain,
right?
Whoever got it
on the pre-sale
and has not sold
until now,
see if there's still
50 people left.
If they are,
maybe we give the jackets
to people like that
or we'll figure out
some kind of rules with it,
but not for sale.
It's not for sale,
but I'm down to do
like a very high quality.
Can you get the blacklist
ready for jackets too?
I'll talk to Alex right now.
All right,
bye.
I'm down to do it.
I shit you not.
I have worn that
board eight yacht club
made by Machi sweatshirt
everywhere I go
and everyone is like
a head turner
and yes,
I have the D got orange hoodie.
No one says shit
about that one.
I'm not like,
I wish I was going to be.
Kiss them in the same sentence.
I'm just saying like
there is quality.
Do you really have
that orange hoodie?
Do you really have that?
Yes,
yes.
I also have the
Invisible Friends
bomber jacket.
I feel like Kith.
I've never seen you
wear that bomber jacket
though unless it's invisible.
It's so dope.
That Invisible Friends
is so dope.
Machi's like
zip up jacket
is on the same
quality control
as the Kith
bomber jacket.
Those two are like
the highest quality NFT
and I have a bunch
of fucking NFT merch
and I don't wear any of it.
I just said it.
Actually,
I wear all of it.
What am I?
Yeah,
I wear all of it.
I'm just kidding.
But none of it looks good
other than those two.
the Invisible Friends
does.
Yeah,
the Invisible Friends
and the Machi sweatshirt
are like
the top of the line
quality control.
like the stitching
on both of them,
you can't beat it.
And so like
what cooler way
to do like
a very limited edition
and yeah,
wow,
imagine like
rewarding pre-sailers
and 50s,
like that's not
too much of a headache.
Yeah,
and it's even
higher quality
than those hoodies.
It's even higher quality.
I saw,
I saw it.
You showed me
the prototypes of it.
Yeah.
It's about,
I swear,
it's close to like,
I think like $500 US
for each one of those
and that's like cost,
right?
It's pretty high.
It's high,
man.
I was like,
damn.
But all right,
we wanted to go all the way.
what I would do
if I was like
in charge of it,
I would probably,
you'd have to do
multiple steps.
Like,
okay,
you're in the pre-sale,
next thing
when we do
an NFT meetup,
prove that you're
in a pre-sale
and then you can,
and then
you can acquire it.
But you,
I feel like there needs
to be more steps
to this game.
But I like that idea though.
by the way,
doesn't mean if you're
in the pre-sale,
you're getting the jacket.
Like,
can we get that out?
I know everyone's going to say,
I'm in the pre-sale.
I'm going to get a thousand DMs.
I'm just an unpaid marketeer.
I'm not on the team.
I am not on the team.
But I see that treasury,
what's 500 times 50.
Okay,
you want to do like an extra,
a little bit extra,
like,
let's just do a thousand times 50,
50,000
to give to like the best people
in the community.
And then they're going to be like
marketing it subliminally,
but it'll look good.
Like everyone wins.
They'll be,
they'll be paid marketeers,
like a thousand dollar bomber jacket
to walk around
and like
an NFT event.
Like,
yo bro,
what is that?
You know how many people are like,
you know when I went to,
what was it?
Eat Denver.
I went to Eat Denver.
I wore that fucking,
that board eight jacket.
Holy shit.
The amount of people that approached me,
I think I had the best looking attire.
That was it.
It was simply a sweatshirt.
Now take that one step further.
Now bomber jacket.
Now everyone's like,
what is that?
What is that?
What is that?
That's a,
that's probably worth like a million dollar
marketing campaign.
And then now the,
the person that's holding the token
feels good.
And now it's like free marketing
and then people are talking about it.
And it's a win,
win,
win,
win,
win in my book.
every motherfucker that panic sold
their pre-sale is fucking kicking rocks
right now.
Pissed off,
bro.
They're so fucking angry.
There's gotta be something else.
So you do pre-sale,
you go to an event.
There's,
that doesn't like,
that doesn't,
there'll be enough,
there'll be more people.
What,
what would be another one to,
to eliminate people?
So we can get down to 50.
Oh no,
do a community vote.
At least leave 10 for,
for me and a few of my friends.
Please,
please,
don't take them all.
Can I have one?
Top 50 holders,
Alex.
do a community vote.
This shit is all about community.
We gotta do,
we gotta do,
we gotta do.
I like that tout.
I like that.
That's the way to do it.
Do a snapshot.
Me and Alex,
me and Alex were promised
these jackets for a year.
whatever you're gonna do,
do 30.
Alex and me,
that's three gone.
There's 47 left.
Machi don't like Bark no more.
It's gotta look sick as,
yeah,
Machi doesn't like Bark.
All right,
Bark could have,
if he can control,
okay,
I'm gonna get canceled.
because he takes it off.
He takes the shirt off.
What do you mean,
we're trying to keep it
so people wear it.
We need to get people
that wear it,
not strip it off
for subscriptions.
So yeah,
Bark is not a great candidate
for this.
47 left.
I like this idea.
Fuck,
there's so many good ideas.
Tao came up with the best one.
You gotta use your tokens
to vote yourself in
or vote other people in.
If you,
if you can't get there,
like you look,
let's give it.
you like the double keys.
You like the dictatorship.
You like that you have
a lot of tokens.
What dictatorship?
You,
you've got a lot of tokens.
Now you can just vote everything.
you want to,
you want to know the truth?
You want to know the truth
why we don't have a doubt?
Because someone like you
can control it too much.
You can't vote for yourself.
You can't vote for yourself.
I think you could only vote.
This is the big problem.
Here's,
here's the big problem.
There's 20% circulating supply.
You know,
ApeCoin has the ApeCoin
special counsel
and we have something else
to vote on.
We have the question mark.
Yeah,
I know.
That deserves the jacket vote.
I know.
so it's not skewed.
So it's not skewed.
I know exactly what.
You've never voted on a DAO before.
I know exactly how DAOs are
and I know like this one's
structured perfectly.
The only issue is
you have too many tokens.
So I'm going to ask you again.
I'm third place,
motherfucker.
I know.
What is it going to take you to get your tokens?
Only the pre-sale tokens can vote,
not the amount of pre-sale tokens
that a person has.
I don't know how the fuck
you would even do that.
That seems like it's,
can you even do that?
It might be a smart contract,
Ritz.
It might be an SDR.
Smart contract.
It might be an SDR.
Yeah,
dude,
you simply take a snapshot,
dude.
It's so simple.
You can literally take a snapshot
of the Merkle tree
other than the person
that has 30,000.
Actually,
he sold all his,
so it doesn't matter.
So he's not,
he's already out of the running.
Yeah,
and we got credit with Alex
from Solidity.io.
We can have him do it.
Great.
Yeah,
yeah,
he can make the,
all of a sudden,
the Solidity teams
walk around in network jackets.
You know,
they're going to cut those bitches up
and turn them into a fucking quilt.
I cannot believe that.
I wish,
you know,
it's like whatever
at the end of the day,
I think I think it's short-term pain,
but long-term it's whatever,
but like the short-term,
I just wonder what would have happened
because the Franks of the world
immediately after he saw that,
not knowing that it was an exploit
that caused the red candle,
it's like,
I'm like,
dude,
we were,
we were running 3x
out of the gates
until that,
that fucking exploit.
it's so annoying.
But I,
I just only can imagine
like how history was changed
at that very moment.
Someone got 10% of the supply for free.
It's whatever.
I've got that.
Look,
I've got,
I clicked the,
what is the up volume button?
it's the down volume.
I'm using Android.
The down,
everyone go to your phone right now.
Click the down volume button
and the power button.
All right.
What does that do?
Screenshots.
Rhetorical question.
I just did it.
You just screenshot the space.
Not really that important.
You're like,
yeah,
remember that one space
where they're talking about the jackets
in which I didn't get entitled to
because I didn't follow all the steps.
Not,
this isn't important.
What was important during those seven days,
Alex,
look,
if you look at my,
my volume down button
and my power button,
they have so much use.
I've scraped off the paint on it.
It was a black button.
Now it's just like a hard metal button
because I've been screenshotting
the living fuck
out of everyone
of all the supporters
that I plan on proving right.
dude,
do you have like the highest fucking,
the biggest iPhone memory
with the most iCloud fucking data?
I lost my iPhone.
I lost my iPhone in Taiwan
it's somewhere out there
and I plan on getting it back someday.
now I'm back on the Android gang.
I feel a lot better using this.
It has like a cracked,
it has like a,
the back of it's cracked.
Like everything's cracked up.
The,
the phone case
looks like it's been in like
in the desert
and then into the sea
and then into a volcano.
It looks terrible.
People will see me
and then I pull this out.
They,
they walk away from me.
It's beautiful.
It's like insect repellent,
but for humans,
I pull this phone out
and all of a sudden
the person that was right next
talking to me
no longer wants to conversate with me.
So it's,
has its own utility.
When I had like the latest
and greatest iPhone.
Alex,
Alex,
yeah.
You know the,
that's what,
like I will tell you,
I don't know if it's funny or sad.
It's okay.
Like literally,
I think
the reason I'm 50 years old
and I'm not married,
I saw my wife.
I literally saw my wife
at a club
and I was like,
that's my future wife.
And I literally beat off
tons of motherfuckers.
Like,
it's like,
dude,
I just,
wait,
wait,
hang on.
Hold on,
hold on,
hold on.
you just,
you gotta stop everything.
it's recorded,
Machi.
You just said you beat off
a ton of motherfuckers.
I just want to point to it.
Well,
you said it,
not me.
That's going to get clipped.
Yeah,
that's getting clipped.
That's getting clipped,
SCM.
You are so fucked,
man.
You're a sick fuck,
Machi.
So as you're beating off
tons of people,
continue on.
look,
you're at a loss of words.
I beat off
a ton of motherfuckers.
Oh my God.
Hold on,
let me finish my story.
Let me cook.
Oh my God.
Going toward my future wife.
I got it.
As you're beating off
tons of people.
Listen,
listen,
I'm not done yet.
I got there.
I was dressed,
dressed fresh to death,
right?
Back then was when I was still
in my materialistic days.
I had Chrome hearts,
everything,
the shoes,
the fucking jacket,
the cap.
Like,
I just looked like the tackiest
motherfucker around.
And when I got there,
you know,
and I just took a shower,
so I smelled good and everything.
And I started busting my moves,
like the best dance moves
you could ever met.
At that time,
I was still the peak of my game.
One of the best dancers
in the whole fucking world.
And I'm not talking about
doing choreography or nothing.
I'm freestyling.
And the freestyle
is not just normal freestyle.
It's like a mating dance.
And this girl
couldn't help it out.
I'll give you that.
You did have like,
yeah,
yeah.
I'll give you that.
And this is back when
I was dancing like
every fucking single day,
every minute,
every hour.
This girl took one look
and it looked like
game over.
She loved me,
everything.
We had eye contact.
I got up to her
and I made some
couple jokes,
talked to her a little bit.
I charmed her
and I pulled out my phone
to get her a number.
I said,
could I get you a number?
She's like,
sure.
I pulled out my phone
and guess what?
I'm still ghetto like that,
like you.
And the whole thing's cracked.
It's cracked.
It's like two,
three models old.
And guess what?
The girl said,
the girl said,
oh man,
I don't want to say it.
Anyways,
I'll probably get canceled.
And so basically,
I lost my future wife
just because I didn't
upgrade my phone
and I was using
a broken phone.
So Alex,
you know,
you might either
get your old girl back
or a new phone.
I know it's a fact.
No, no,
I know it's a fact.
I pulled out this phone.
It just reminded me
of my future wife
that I lost.
It's all perspective,
Machi.
And all those guys
I beat off.
Trust me,
trust me.
I need human repellent.
I need human repellent.
It's not because
people like me.
It's because everyone else
is that much more unlikable.
I'm starting to realize
that I'm not gangster.
It's just that
everyone around me
is so un-gangster.
I look gangster.
I'm not likable.
It's just everyone around me
is so unlikable
that I become likable.
You have those bunny ear,
what do you call those?
No, don't say anything.
Bunny ears in the gym
like kind of like smiling
and dancing while you work out.
And I was like,
oh my God,
he doxxed himself like that.
Oh my God.
No, that's like a two-year.
Someone said
that's free tequila Alex.
The thing you do
to market the net token,
you are not only
an unpaid market,
you're the sacrificing marketer.
Oh, I haven't even really
put out thirst traps.
I know exactly
what guys like
and that's all
that's in crypto Twitter.
After I put out that
video,
all the guys
came running to my DMs.
Alex,
what do I got to do?
Alex,
what do I got to do?
Like Alex,
what I'm like,
dude,
there's no fucking secret.
Like just stop eating.
Literally just stop eating.
You don't even need
to really weight lift.
I think Americans
have no self-control
when it comes to food indulgence.
That's okay.
Like they can change.
Like it's okay.
Just knowing that
is the hardest part.
You don't even need
to work out.
You don't need
to get your ass
on the treadmill.
Matter of fact,
I recommend staying
off the treadmill.
That's when I lost
the most weight
when I didn't even
go on the treadmill.
I actually gained
the most weight
when I used the treadmill,
funny enough.
But did any girl
go into my DMs?
Absolutely not.
It was all guys.
So I've got more
thirst traps
for those guys.
I'm excited
to just show them
peak male physique
from two years ago.
I'm not in that
shape anymore.
I've completely
fallen off.
That was all
pre-tequila Alex,
pre-machee
giving me
actually,
yeah,
he gave me
some crab cakes.
Machi is the
reason for my downfall.
Actually,
crab cakes aren't bad.
You know what
Machi does?
This is what
pisses me off
about Machi.
He'll go to a restaurant
and he's trying
to flex, right?
He's got like
whatever.
I'm not going to go
You can come
to your own
conclusion when I say
whatever,
when I say he has
whatever,
and he's trying
to flex, right?
What do you do
when you're trying
to flex?
Do you just order
just like,
you know,
I'll just have
one thing from the menu.
you order the whole
fucking menu.
The entire
fucking menu.
Is it for the
betterment of Alex?
It's for the
downfall of Alex.
Alex now has to eat
99% of the
fucking menu
and yeah,
it shows.
I have 99.
You guys have like
bird stomachs.
Like you guys eat
so little.
You both.
No, dude.
So little.
You get one fry
out of the 1,000,
I'm left to eat
the other 999.
And Bart just
bought out
another box
of White Claws.
How many are we in?
Dude,
I'm fucked already.
We were 12 deep.
How many are left
in there?
I don't know.
These things
are dangerous.
Oh man,
he's got 100 cows.
I can't drink this.
Psych.
He's at 7.8.
they're fucking not.
I've got
Machi.
Let me ask you
because everyone
else has an opinion
on it.
The mutant
that you gifted me.
You gifted it to me.
Yeah.
I'm not giving it back.
I'm not giving it back.
Okay.
wait.
See,
I feel like I'm trapped
right here.
I feel like,
okay.
What are you going to say?
Hurry up and say it.
What are you going to ask?
The mutants are at 7.8.
Someone has an offer
for 11 ETH
right now on this.
What's your thoughts?
It was worth,
I had a $50,000 offer
like two,
three months ago.
Now I have like
a $20,000 offer.
Well,
if you,
if you're at the IDAF
level,
you might as well
dump it.
dude,
you're not supposed
to say that.
Damn,
you don't,
what do you want me to say?
Well,
hey,
that's too fucking cheap.
All right,
hodl it,
hodl it,
hodl it.
Hodl it so we can all
go to Ape Fest together.
I don't care
fuck about Ape Fest.
I want to go to Net Fest.
Here's another fucking
network token
fucking utility.
I got how many apes?
I think like 100 plus.
I can bring 99 more
motherfuckers with us.
there you go.
Free trip into Ape Fest.
That's kind of fun.
And we can do it the same
way we do the jackets.
The people that are not
so much of a fucking network token.
Hachi trying to get you guys,
don't fall victim.
Look,
stand tall,
shoulder up,
chest out,
and strut.
Bang.
I'm the floor of everything.
There you go.
Now all the mutants
are about to floor their shit.
All you did was just
create a massive cell pressure.
All the mutants
or bored apes
that hold theirs
are about to
fucking floor theirs.
That's all you did.
You fucked me over
once again,
Machi.
Why?
Because,
I don't know,
I'm missing something.
Are you saying that?
What, dude?
Because 99
fucking bars,
motherfuckers,
I got a chip
and a chair.
I'm hoping that mutant
goes back up to
like $1 billion.
Maybe if a threat guy
gets on the eight-point council,
maybe that'll happen,
though.
to be fair,
you can joke
or LARP about that,
but I really do.
What?
I hope he does.
Look,
he puts in the fucking work.
Do these politicians
who got sticks
shoved up their ass
put in the work?
they fucking don't.
And I know people
may or may not agree
with Thread Guy
because he's like
this young kid
and he probably has
no business experience.
And I said,
well,
it's probably
his turn to gain
business experience.
Do all these people
that already have
all this business experience
need more?
they don't.
they don't.
I'd rather just give it to
Mark Zuckerberg
around his age
when he built Facebook.
I would rather give
Thread Guy a shot
because look,
everyone else has had their shot.
They didn't do
jack shit.
Do I think,
do I think Thread,
okay,
now you want to go
into like honest opinion,
do I think Thread Guy
is going to make an impact?
Probably not.
Look,
that,
that,
that shit,
look,
board ape,
mutin ape,
yuga,
shit is headed to zero.
It is absolutely,
look,
Illa came up
on the space yesterday.
Well,
first Franklin came up.
Franklin casted
the first stone
at the network
and I said,
fine,
dude,
whatever.
Everyone's entitled
to their opinion.
Then he casted
a second stone.
I'm like,
all right,
you obviously,
you want me to say something
at this point in time,
Franklin.
You obviously are trying
to get the attention
of the network
so I'll address it
in one time
and one time only.
I said liquidity pools
were restructured
probably by people
that are way smarter
than everyone
that's in this room
and it was
and,
and it's like,
everything equaled out
in the very end.
when the restructure
happened,
it was like,
the token was trading
at like $2,
almost going under $2.
Everything was restructured.
When it came back
to restructuration,
it was trading
over $2.
So whatever they did
worked.
Obviously,
Franklin,
who owns zero tokens,
needed to address it,
the issue,
with multiple threads
and I said,
okay,
that's what happened,
Franklin.
Now,
that I addressed
your threads,
let's address
what has happened
to you in the recent future
and immediately address
the fact that,
you know,
you got your own
smart contract risk
that you can't,
you can't help yourself
from falling victim from.
Where's Bach 5?
The smart contract fee risk.
Franklin has a smart contract
account risk.
A scar.
Every other day,
that fucker's getting hacked.
And I immediately pointed that out
and he said,
and I said,
well,
that golden board ape
could probably repay
all the people
that just got scammed
from your hack.
And he said,
I shouldn't be accountable
for hackers.
And I said,
that's not an acceptable answer.
You are accountable
for your own account.
Google Two Factor
was created
like 10 years ago.
You're a decade late.
And,
okay,
it's one thing,
first time's a mistake,
right?
You get your first
smart contract risk,
okay,
I mean,
I guess there are some risks
in the smart contracts.
You get your first account hacked,
I'm like,
okay,
there are risks
in accounts getting hacked
and maybe you didn't know better.
I got,
I got SEM SWAT
on my Coinbase.
I got all my Ripple stolen.
Dude,
for what it's worth,
I believe in Ripple.
Big time.
I think I believe in so,
and for also what it's worth,
there's a reason
why the government's
going after Ripple
and not all these other tokens.
It was,
it was solving the problem
faster than anyone else
and they got fucked up for that.
Anyways,
beside the point.
I'm talking to Franklin
and all of a sudden
I'm becoming the attacker.
I'm like,
this guy has simply
attacked the network.
How many times
does he have to attack it
before I can,
before I can like address
what he's fucking doing?
I guess not,
not,
I guess there's unlimited amount
of times
I'm not allowed to have
my opinion
on his opinion.
And then obviously like,
Illa comes up
and I'm like,
this guys,
guys,
like let's take a step back
for a moment.
Take,
take one step back.
This is a $2 token
that you guys are going after.
It made me realize
that this $2 token
is in intentions
with like a billion dollar company.
I really feel like
it's in contentions
at this point
with Yuga.
After seven days.
The biggest Yuga ambassador.
Maybe you're,
we have a summit
at Ape Fest
because I got a hundred apes
because I have a summit there.
Okay,
well,
whatever.
Maybe they can come
to Net Fest.
Why don't we inverse it?
I can't wait
for that Net Fest.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Let me check how much
is left in that smart contract.
What?
Five,
six,
seven hundred,
let's do it in Vegas.
Net Fest.
Yeah.
Who do you think
the biggest ambassador?
Like the biggest,
do you think Thread Guy
is a bigger ambassador
than Franklin?
For what?
For Bored Apes?
For Bored Apes.
Yep.
I think,
that's a good question.
Hmm.
Well,
Thread Guy is running.
Franklin's not even running,
right?
Yeah,
I know,
but it doesn't matter.
Like,
who do you think
in your mind
who is the best
and who's the LeBron James
of Bored Apes?
I don't say you either.
Not including it.
Okay,
not including you,
Machi.
Okay,
not including me?
Who's second?
Everybody's so distanced.
I can't even see them.
You know what I'm saying?
Damn,
who's second?
Second or third?
It's either Franklin
or Thread Guy.
There's really no...
Really?
You think those two?
I look back behind me.
Dude,
they're so far,
I can't tell the two apart.
You might be the biggest.
At this point,
you might be the biggest.
I mean,
that may be real.
That might be real.
I've always been the biggest.
I've been the biggest,
biggest.
Ambassador,
okay.
Okay,
well then,
let's rule you out
for the moment.
Is it Thread Guy
or Franklin?
Didn't Franklin
kind of quit,
so I'd say Thread Guy.
Thread Guy's
the biggest ambassador?
Still here.
He's still here doing this.
He's also talking
about the network.
Bad?
Subliminal bad.
It's okay.
He's a little beta.
It's okay.
He's cute.
It's fine.
But I mean,
I thought
I thought Hugo
was supposed to be trailblazing,
not the network.
It's a $2 token.
It's a meme.
Well,
you know,
we could trailblaze
as soon as you guys
get our PFPs going,
motherfuckers.
Don't talk about trailblazing yet.
Let's do it.
Dude,
a great trailblaze on this
would
to be elevating
artists.
Okay.
Yeah,
how do you do that?
I don't know.
You had some ideas,
right?
You said different artists
collaborating on it
or something.
Yeah.
I mean,
they've had something like that
on smaller projects
that didn't really make
that much noise,
but I really liked it.
Alex,
Alex,
let me see,
who is it called?
I think it was like
some Happyland ghost
or one of these
smaller projects
that failed,
but.
I mean,
imagine like
Tyler Hobbs,
Scum,
like,
like,
I know every single artist
on every single blockchain.
Imagine me getting with them
and like,
hey,
what would it take
for all of you
to work together?
And then,
hang on,
hang on,
hang on.
Okay,
wait,
wait,
wait,
I'm going to tell you something.
I know they're too big,
right?
Keep going.
Yeah.
Cook,
cook.
Now,
tie them in
with maybe smaller artists.
I'm not going to name
the smaller artists
because I don't want
to get someone enough.
I'm not a small,
whatever.
Tie them in with lesser known.
Or they don't want to know
who you're naming.
I'm not going to say
what I'm naming.
They can create art
at the same levels,
they're just lesser known.
those people will be
pulling up those others
and I've seen this
in like influencers.
I've done this
with influencers.
I've tied like big influencers
with small influencers
and everyone wins.
Because the small influencers
is what?
I really like
when people are doing
like one-on-ones
or like one trait
is drawn by who
and that trait
they have like eight different things.
And like you said,
get all these different artists.
Get everybody to collaborate
and then put the PFP collection
together with like
a all-star lyrics.
If you were sitting
at Smart Contract Risk,
you'd be so good,
Machi.
What about Smart Contract
and what?
What does that
have to do with art?
Nothing, dude.
You'd be good.
It was fucking risky
to everyone.
Look at all these hands
with their hands.
I don't want to hear
from any of them.
I'd rather just go rugged
and go kayaking.
I don't have the rugged button.
He's got his...
You kayak, Alex.
You kayak.
Let it be known that
I've...
Surprise, surprise.
Wait, what does that mean?
That you kayak?
Kayaking?
Kayaking.
What is it?
A purple-haired fairy sport?
What if I told you
I was going to go kayaking?
Oh, dude.
You got...
Maybe you could.
All right.
All right.
Or risk.
Well, actually,
there's some risk here,
so maybe you're coming
into a waterfall risk.
Smart contract risk
going forward.
Ever.
Ever.
I've never...
I've never once
heard Pac-Man.
And I think Pac-Man
has created
the most unique
protocol.
Not once have I heard
said,
well, you better be careful
with your board apes,
your mutant apes,
your $100,000 PFP,
because there could be
a smart contract risk.
So never utter those words again.
I'm helping you out here, Machi.
Look, no one knows
what I'm talking about.
You do.
I'm just helping you out
because one day
you'll run into a $30 PFP
who has nothing to lose
and only things to gain.
Dude, I could...
I think I could...
I think I could rug the space
on almost everything I say.
It's that, like,
impactful.
It's like, boom!
How hard did that hit, Machi?
I don't even know
what you're talking about.
Okay.
Decimated you.
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Deflection.
Tell me I'm not the best
you've ever heard, right?
Yeah.
I think that was...
Who's saying that?
You're the number one
influencer on all blockchains,
Alex.
That's where you are.
Nah, I'm the number one
influencer on all
white claws combined.
You ever had white...
No, you don't drink...
Why do you not drink alcohol?
Seriously.
Like, did you have,
like, a bad run-in?
Like, those programs
work when you're a kid.
Don't drink and drive.
And then, uh...
Well, they have cars
that drive themselves
so you no longer
need to worry about that.
Dude, I'm 50 years old, Alex.
Back then,
you'd go out
and party with your friends.
Someone has to be
the responsible one
and drive everybody home
after everybody gets drunk.
And that's me.
So, that's what happened.
And we did all the garage parties,
dance battle
in different cities.
And I...
Holy shit.
Did you ever have
a garage party?
I can't even say
the person's name.
I'm not allowed to.
Did you ever have a...
You know who I'm talking about, right?
No, I don't.
Albert.
Who?
Oh, that garage party?
Yeah, that garage party.
No, I've never been
to that garage party.
I'm talking about ghetto ones
where you put cardboard
on the ground
and breakdance
against each other.
Holy shit.
I just knew
when I walked in there,
I was like,
oh, fuck.
I'm way,
way, way, way
in over my head.
I've never seen
that many cars.
Mark loved it, man.
You guys loved that.
Oh, yeah, dude.
I walked into this one car.
I don't know the name of it.
It was foreign.
I can't speak that language.
It wasn't an American.
I walked in that car.
It smelled like $100 bills.
And they didn't have, like...
What are those
little Christmas trees?
I swear,
someone must have been
rubbing $100 bills
on the chairs.
I'm not fucking with you.
You ever walk in a car
and you got that
new car smell?
You ever walk in a car
that has a new
$100 bill smell?
It smelled like it.
I was like,
what in the fuck?
I looked for the car scents.
I was like,
this thing must have
these things everywhere.
I couldn't find
a single fucking car scent.
I smelled leather.
This smells like
a fucking $100 bill.
I don't know how.
Either someone was
scrubbing the fuck
out of these
premium leather chairs
with $100 bills.
All white chair,
by the way.
With the piping
and bullshit.
I don't...
What in the fuck
is going on here?
I was confused.
How does this smell
like $100 bills?
You ever stop
in a car
that smells like
just $100 bills?
And they don't even
have $100 bills
in Taiwan.
Let that be known.
And I smelled it.
And I smelled it.
You don't know
what they have?
The biggest bill
they have
is a $2,000 bill.
How do I know?
Well, I was looking
at Machi's pocket.
He has a hole
in the back pocket
of his $5,000 sweatpants
that look like H&M pants.
$7,000 sweatpants.
They look like $7,000 pants.
And I see those
$2,000 bills.
I'm like,
ooh,
maybe I can fish
one of those fuckers out.
He won't miss that one.
But that car
didn't even smell
like $2,000
Taiwanese bills.
It smelled like
fucking $100 bills.
I don't know.
I've never seen
anything like it.
I've never seen
that many
fucking foreign cars
side by side
by side
by side
by side.
Like,
what in the fuck, dude?
What are you guys doing?
I found out
what they were doing.
And no,
I cannot say
what they were doing
on a recorded space.
Nope.
Well,
I had people
take you there
just so you guys
could have fun.
I don't really
know those guys.
But I know
they party hard
and I wanted you guys
to have a good time.
Oh, they loved us.
They're like,
you're my American brother.
I was like,
you're my Taiwanese brother.
Let me drive
this fucking foreign
out the fucking
car.
I was like,
yeah, bro.
We can be brothers.
Brothers let brothers
drive their own,
each other's cars,
right?
Well, here's my
Honda Civic.
You guys got
200,000 miles on it.
Let me drive this
Ferrari.
No, that,
what's better than
a Ferrari, Books?
Bugatti?
What's better than
a Bugatti?
Whatever the fuck
was in that
fucking garage.
You didn't go, Books.
Pagani.
Yeah, the Pagani.
The thing is,
Book's cars,
he took one look
at the pictures
you guys were posting
and he's like,
whoa,
who is that?
Who is that?
And now I think about it,
I feel bad at it.
Books said he knew
the guy.
Everyone, everyone,
everyone knows him.
He's a copper larver.
Machi,
he's a copper larver.
Everyone knows that guy
in the car industry.
Everyone knows
Books in the car industry.
How?
Because normally,
normally when Books
brings out the Ferrari,
which one?
I don't know,
whichever one he's feeling like.
He's got one
for every day of the month.
When he brings out
the Ferrari,
he's got,
how does everyone
in New York
know you have
the Ferrari out?
Because Alex
is standing
in the passenger seat
screaming at the pedestrians
on the sidewalk,
go fuck yourself!
So bad.
As we spreece the tires.
Alex,
why you gotta have
I told Alex,
that was like,
the first thing I told Alex,
I was like,
I have no driver's license
and I don't know
if you noticed,
but the car
has no license plate,
so we're not stopping.
So whenever you scream
out the window,
it's gonna be a problem.
When they try
to pull us over
and he nod
a fucking peep
from him,
he put the window up
and he put his seatbelt on
and like slowly melted
into the fucking seat
like Spongebob.
Why is everyone's hand up,
bro?
Like,
what could you possibly
want to fucking ask?
Like,
I want to call on them
and if it's a shitty take,
they're not coming back
up as speakers.
So raise your hand
if you've got something
to say.
Let's see.
I'll start with you,
I'm itching.
Exactly.
Tashi.
you know,
he's been hearing
about the fucking
the white leather seats.
King Ant.
I want one of those
bomber jackets.
That sounds like
an awesome idea.
Those are exactly
what's not,
no, no, no.
Let me tell you
something real quick.
Those are exactly
the rules of elimination.
If you're coming up here
to ask for a bomber jacket,
I blame Machi for this.
Now I'm gonna get
5,000 fucking DMs
saying that,
they were in the pre-sale,
but they had a smart
contract risk
and they accidentally
sold their tokens.
Like,
I don't want to hear your,
get your,
I'm gonna turn off
my DMs.
I'm gonna,
I don't,
look,
Machi,
look,
if you want a bomber jacket
that is network focused,
that's probably at the
highest quality levels,
that actually looks
dope as fuck,
message Machi.
I don't know,
but Alex,
you gave Ashley
a lot of good content
on her next
news video
that she's about
to put out.
I don't know
if she's gonna do
an imitation of you,
of your liver
coming out of your skin,
or what the fuck
she's gonna do,
but I'm,
I'm looking,
I'm gonna look out
for that shit.
Machi,
you got boobopped
from Blur,
you got boobopped
from Hermes,
and,
so try not to get
boobopped
from anything else,
and I,
I did want to touch
back on this game
or whatever.
I'm buying some furniture
called boobop,
so I don't know
what boobop is,
like,
roche boobop,
boobopped.
You got boobopped,
you got,
you got fucked up.
Monty,
did Pols get a hold of you
or he was trying
to go furniture shopping?
Did you get,
did you guys link up?
I'm fucking talking.
Do you know how long
I had my hand up?
What the hell?
Have the respect.
what I was going to say
is on this,
back to the game,
because fuck,
I think that was
when I woke up
and I got into the space,
but,
this casino game,
Machi had it on point,
like,
you have on any type of game,
like,
there,
it's got to be
the user experience.
If there's no fucking,
like,
flashing lights and shit,
like,
I ain't with it.
If I lost my money,
I'm pissed then.
If there's some fucking
flashing lights,
I'm walking away
happy as fuck
because that game was fun.
But if there's going to be
a fee when you're
pulling out your money,
you better make it
a fucking Wheel of Fortune game
and have that fucking
spinner on
no fee collection
because,
you know,
I'm not down with the fee
you know,
whatever it is
that,
that Bach Phi
was discussing
or what you guys
were discussing.
I kind of woke up
into the space,
so I just wanted
to hit on that
on this game.
All right.
Books,
can you bring up
the bored ape
who's nonstop waving
trying to shill his shit?
He's like,
we need buyers right now.
Buy the dip
or forever regret.
You guys have been saying that
for the last year.
We're going to regret
for the last year.
Yes, dude.
Hang on.
Ashley actually put out
another video.
I can't make this up.
We are covered
all over NFT,
I want to go listen
to this real quick.
This is where we're
covering
micro niche celebrities
and the crypto
and NFT Twitterverse
on things that we
can't make this up.
This week started out
with a network token launch
led by the three
marketeers,
Alex Bart and Book.
Alex Bart.
Yeah,
they got a picture.
Do you trust
the three marketeers?
Look at this picture.
You don't even own
this fucking mute.
Huh?
This is false advertising.
That's intellectual property fraud.
IP for fraud.
That thing used to be worth
a million dollars.
Now it's worth
10,000.
Anyways,
you've got the three.
Do you trust
the three marketeers?
I don't.
All right.
Now,
these three marketeers
claim to be unpaid
just true belief.
Claim to be unpaid?
Claim.
There's no way to find it.
I went to jail.
I called my bank account.
I was like,
did you get the payment
from the,
what is it called?
The network token?
They said no.
There's no way
to find out.
This person knows
more about my bank
than my bank.
When did they start
making newsrooms
and closets?
Leavers in the token
and they claim
to not know
who the founders are.
Do you know
who the founder is?
I don't.
I don't either.
Books,
do you know
who the founder is?
Just claims.
More claims.
He claims it.
Wait,
you know who we are?
We are smart contract
claim risks.
That smart C-A-A-M.
smart contract C-C-C-M.
What would C-C-A-M?
We've been saying
smart contract
as well.
we're C-M-M-M-M-M
claim risk.
What's the,
what's the quadruple M?
Smart contract
multi-sig marketing
risk.
Marketeer risk.
You got out of the R.
Marketing,
marketeers marketing
the risk.
All right,
I want to go back
up over to NFT-MZ.
After the launch
it took a nosedive.
Look at that chart.
That's not the right one.
Holy shit.
That says
Bored Ape Yacht Club.
They got the wrong
fucking price chart
on there.
All right,
let's go back to it.
There was claims
of liquidity
being pulled
by the team.
More claims.
I tell you what,
those fucking claims,
you better be careful
with them.
There are risks.
There are risks
in those lines.
Sometimes some people
claim the right amount.
Other times people
claim 30,000 too many.
Alex,
you're giving the ops
too much.
Fuck them.
You don't need to
even give them
the fucking time.
Can you meet JC?
Tell him to go
write a Bored Ape Yacht Club.
You don't need to give
them the time.
And Machi, bro,
real Zach.
Please.
Real Zach.
Please.
Books.
Books.
Books.
Before they come off mute,
ask them,
do you own a single
network token?
do you own a single
network token?
I do.
How many?
Well,
you've been covered.
Hang on.
Your token has been
covered by NFT MZ.
Fuck NFT MZ.
I don't give a fuck
about NFT MZ.
I don't give a fuck
if it goes to zero.
I'm supporting you.
We got to support
the content creators.
NFT MZ wasn't paid.
I want to point this out.
Can everyone say,
Ashley D.
Can,
thank you for the
unpaid marketing.
You're now part of
the free marketeers.
Any publicity is good
publicity.
Claims to be on the...
So everyone go ahead
and tag Ashley D.
Can say,
welcome to the
free marketeers.
Thank you for the marketing.
Wait, Alex.
She doesn't like drama.
Okay,
she does not like drama.
She doesn't like drama.
I mean,
she has every single...
Look at this.
She has one,
two,
three,
three...
I think...
You ever heard of these people?
never heard of them.
Ozark.eth,
Zane.eth.
These guys must be
in the top 10
in NFT MZ spec.
If I've never heard of them,
they're in the top 10
in NFT Rigs spec.
5,000 likes on their team.
Look at 4,000 views.
11,000 views.
I don't even know
who this fucking guy is.
I think it...
Continue.
Unbiased reporting.
unbiased.
Unbiased.
Every single network token holder
is in this report.
All right.
How many do you think
Ozark holds?
Between zero and...
Between zero and 2.5 million.
Everyone tag
at Ozark NFT
and then also tag
at Crypto
Peer
Peer
A-N-I-1.
All right.
All right.
Tag them and ask them
how many network tokens
do you hold?
And also,
Franklin is bored.
They also are putting out
tons and tons of content.
We've got to
expand out
to the three marketeers
to the free marketeers.
All right.
So going back over
to Ashley D-Cann.
If you haven't tagged her
in the space,
go ahead and tag her
and say
what else are we
marketing tomorrow?
But here we go.
Alex, Mark, and Books.
Books.
The marketeers
were a silent
for a couple of days
and Twitter was speculating
one of two things.
Either one,
they rubbed it.
Okay.
There's only two things
they could claim.
One, she said rug.
And what else?
...ran or two,
that it was
all the marketing ploy.
After two days...
Damn.
She posted that one so quick.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
Go back, go back.
All right.
Now, what, what?
This one's important.
That it was all the marketing...
Ah, here we go.
Glockness Monster.
How many tokens
do you think he holds?
He has me...
Between zero and...
Dude, he has me blocked.
I didn't even go out of my way
to use my energy
to block them.
This is even better.
You know when I, like...
You know when I went on that
blocking spree?
He's just claiming.
Okay.
You know, like Halo,
killer spree.
Yeah.
I went on a blocking spree.
Blocked, actually.
Yeah.
Well, people were trying
to get into a blocking spree.
The funny story
about this Glockness guy,
I didn't even block him.
He went out of his way
and said,
I'm really taking a stance here.
I'm blocking Alex.
And he posted a tweet of...
He took a screenshot
of him blocking me.
And people loved it.
And then they were like,
yeah, I went on
a blocking spree as well.
Dude, you gotta be cooler
to get blocked by Alex.
All right?
At least K Money's
kind of cool.
And then he put out the...
You're claiming that?
That's a claim.
Let's see what that is.
No way you just said
K Money's cool.
No way.
I do run a smart claim.
I run a claim.
Okay?
So maybe I just hit my wrist.
All right.
So Glockness...
Hang on.
I'm going to read out
Glockness tweet.
Look, she cropped out
the likes and retweeting
because it probably got zero.
Yeah, it probably got zero.
You run all the other ones.
Yeah, yeah.
She cut all the other ones
that had 11,000 views
from people I have no fucking idea.
But then when I go check
NFT rigs back,
they're like the top five.
Like, I've never heard of this.
Anyway, the network playbook.
Step one, fake rug the token.
Step two, generate fun
on the timeline
and conversation.
Step three, come back
immediately pump the LP back.
Step four, act like heroes
to the cult and tell them
fade all the fake...
Oh, I'm sorry.
He put this one in quotes
because these are...
Fake influencers.
That was in quotations.
That lied to you about us.
Who's us?
He's got a frog in his pocket.
Can everyone go to this thread
that had zero likes
and ask if he has a frog
in his pocket?
All right, step five,
go back to being toxic
and reinforcing the cult following
through having made them money
from trusting them?
What the fuck?
Am I too drunk
to read the last part?
You're a seven white blood deep.
I can't understand
what the fuck he's saying.
Okay.
He's probably going to unblock me
and re-block me
and say I blocked him again.
People have done that.
There have been people
have been farming my blocks.
I'm not kidding.
Who was it?
It happened like two days ago.
Someone said,
I'm unfollowing Shilin Byron.
They have to tag me in it.
They have to tag me.
And then I blocked them.
And then they immediately
post the block.
And then they said,
I recommend you do the same.
And so people,
as soon as they were liking it,
I was blocking the like.
Funny enough,
some person that I...
I also went on unblock spree.
I just said,
you know what?
Fuck it.
Everyone gets unblocked.
Now I'm back on my blocking spree shit.
I re-blocked the person.
They re-farmed me.
I'm like,
these motherfuckers.
They have no shame.
Shameless blocking shillers.
People are trying to get the news.
You're blocking the...
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
They just want to hear
what they're claiming.
The news is claiming.
All right.
What else is there?
This person wants no drama,
by the way.
So what else is the news claiming?
Well, they want no drama.
They want to bring information
to the video.
Okay.
Let's see what the information says.
All right.
Let's go back to it.
After two days of silence,
they ended up coming back online
and the network dropped the thread
earlier today
about what happened
with the liquidity.
Apparently,
there was 30,000...
Apparently.
Apparently.
There's no way to know.
There was no way to know.
There's no such thing
as EtherScan.
There's no way to verify.
Apparently,
there's no such thing
as EtherScan.
There's no way to verify.
We can't figure it out?
There was a thread
that figured it out.
I read the thread
and said they gave away
30,000 tokens.
No such thing
as EtherScan.
Okay.
I can't figure it out.
No one can.
Where's ZachXBT
when you need them?
All right.
Here we go.
Tokens airdrop
to a wallet
which sold me.
Airdrop?
That's what they're claiming.
That's what they're claiming.
That's what they're claiming.
We do want to...
I didn't know.
I thought it was a claim.
I do want to claim risk.
Apparently,
30,000 tokens
even though it said
the thread.
We made it as clear
as possible
that they got
30,000 over allocated.
A smart contract
airdrop risk.
Now there's airdrops going.
Like I said,
more people know
about the network
than I do.
Ashley D.
Everyone tag
Ashley D.
Can in the space
and say,
thank you for knowing
more about Network Token
than everyone else.
She could be the founder
if she knows all this.
Everyone tag...
Scratch that.
Delete what you're typing
right now and say,
Ashley D.
Can,
you're my favorite founder
of the network.
Thank you for the free promotion.
Look,
it's running.
Look,
here's what I did.
I pulled up the chart
between Moon...
Well,
not Moonbirds.
What's the other one called?
Toodles.
Boo Birds.
Boo Birds.
Boo Birds.
even better.
What happened to them?
Well,
I looked at the price chart
of them.
Funny enough,
they took out the network thing
and they took out the Boo Birds
and they just put network.
Same chart.
Same...
Actually,
the Boo Birds
actually underperformed
the network.
and they didn't give away
free 10,000 to random people.
They gave it to themselves.
She took it out of her bio.
Mine's still in my bio.
When do I delete that
out of my bio?
I'm a free marketeer.
When do I delete it?
Maybe like two years.
When did they delete it?
Like,
over just a few months.
And they just forget about it
and then...
Was it on purpose
that we gave someone
almost a quarter million dollars
for free?
Some may claim.
Some may claim.
not everyone.
Some people might claim.
So stop with the claims.
Look at this.
Or was this a marketing plan?
Can everyone please
now screenshot this?
Tag Ashley DK
and ask her.
Was it a marketing plan?
She would know.
Well,
she is the founder.
She would know.
All right.
I like this.
I like this.
She even uses the IP
of the red question mark.
Didn't get paid for that.
That was unpaid marketeering.
She was one of the marketeers.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's go back to it.
Was it just a marketing ploy?
We'll never know.
It's a marketing ploy.
The world will never know.
shit.
Not only.
Hang on.
Not only will the founder not know,
the world will never know.
They'll never know.
You know what?
That's IP rights of stealing Tootsie Pop.
That comes from Tootsie.
That's not even an original fucking saying.
That comes from Tootsie.
How many licks does this?
The world may never know.
So apparently.
This is actually.
I swear to God.
This is my first time seeing this part of it.
Swear to God.
I swear to God.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I've never heard of this.
The world may never know.
Yes, JC.
I'm that fucking slick.
Call me butter.
Other news.
Pauly has been fighting with everybody.
All right.
So now we're on to Pauly.
Did you see.
This is the new one.
How did she cover the network twice now?
How much is she getting paid?
This is going to be.
I guarantee thrice is coming.
How much is she getting paid?
She's another free marketeer.
Another free marketeer.
Everyone tag.
Everyone at this point.
Please.
Please.
I think.
I think if you tag Ashley Buchan right now and say thank you for being a free marketeer
for the network token.
We're taking notes.
Well, I wouldn't tag her.
She didn't like drama.
She didn't like drama.
She liked covering information.
Just straight information.
And claims.
And not the word claim information.
Okay.
I hate the word claim.
Let me ask Machi.
Machi, so you saw the claim risks that we run.
What about when I say the words smart contract risk?
Do you get quivers?
When people say claims, I get goosebumps.
Like, ooh.
What about when I say smart contract risk?
Do you get little goosebumps?
All right.
Interesting.
Yeah, what's her at?
You guys know?
He's got nothing.
What's her at?
Ashley D-C-A-N.
She now has two videos that has gone viral about the network.
So I'm hoping to see a third one.
Franklin has two threads about the network going viral.
So I think we're just.
I mean, all these free marketeers.
For the network.
Shit.
I'm seriously more bullish on the network now.
And my bullishness, I don't know how I could go any higher.
I'm like, yo, I'm up on the fucking moon with bullishness.
I've just gone.
What's higher than the moon?
Pluto.
Is it really?
Is anything higher than the moon?
Mm-hmm.
I think it is.
Mars, motherfucker.
Depends on what angle we're at.
What angle we're at?
Look at him.
He knows that I'm coming for that smart contract saying right now.
He's like, oh, shit.
I better be doing that.
Yo, Alex, you better stop turning now.
I'm vicious.
Maybe people might get the wrong idea.
What is that?
Is my breath that bad?
Hang on.
If anyone ever offers you a piece of gum, just know your breath smells like asshole.
So, yeah, my breath may smell like asshole, but at least my opinions don't smell like that.
What's up, Machi?
Dude, I need some gum.
He needs some spaces gum.
Because you're talking a lot of shit.
Machi, win party in L.A.
In the new home.
Let's go.
Network party.
Machi, when you take ZachXBT down for real.
No answer.
I'm waiting then.
JC, where did you come from, bro?
I mean, I just got let up here, bro.
No, like where?
You came out of nowhere?
I've never seen you before.
Books, we've conversed before, my man.
Yo, if you actually had a network PFP or a network question mark in your name, you'd have a lot more engagement.
Like I'm looking, you have a Bored Ape, dude.
You might have two Bored Apes in the banner and you got four likes, 14 likes, 25 likes.
It's not about the likes, bro.
No, I know.
I know.
I'm saying like that community shows you love and support.
That's all.
No, fuck the community.
I don't even stick around for them.
I just have it because it's cool.
So, I'm just more into my own thing.
I do my own stuff, you know?
What's up, Coco?
Yo, I think it's fucking disgusting.
Just like the blatant misinformation that's going on with the network.
Like, bro, how is it a marketing boy to fucking give someone $2 million?
Like, that's not a fucking accident, bro.
It's so fucked.
I agree.
I agree.
What's up, I'm Pepe?
Really?
Get out of here.
Tell.
Tell.
Tell.
Tell.
Tell.
Books is calling on you.
Man, I wish Tell would say what he really had on his mind, but he don't got the balls.
He don't got the balls.
DM it to me, Tell.
I'll fucking say that shit.
I don't give a fuck, dude.
I don't.
I don't.
I don't.
Okay.
Y'all.
Leah.
Anything?
Yes.
yeah
you're supposed to say
the fuck is yeah
you're supposed to say thank you
having a party
on the 19th
invitations are on the way
like god damn
yeah
yeah congrats Machi
I learned that 22 is your favorite number
today in this space
I think I might need to change my name to
Crypto Booty 22
22,000
18 is not a bad number either
you know I find it funny that you're holding
22,000 net worth token too
I thought about that that's why I stayed at
20,000 net worth token
damn someone
actually no never mind that's the claim address
who are the two whales
is that you books
ciao
Tau's got more tokens than me
no it's not Tau
not Tau
I don't know I've been seeing Lucas give us support in here
I think it might be Lucas
who's Lucas
Lucas come up
I think it's Lucas
he's been popping in our spaces
time to get the support
Lucas Bean
is he
Luke 360
did he own a lot of Pepe
I don't know
no it ain't him
doesn't Bokfi have a lot
of net worth token
really
oh shit
he just provides liquidity
definitely doesn't own a lot of net worth
if you guys launched the net worth before
then I would have thrown
all the money I threw in
loyal into the net worth
that's for sure
that is a
fucking
fact
fuck Ben
yo I thought those top wallets
that people were like
speculating on
is like
isn't one of them
Uniswap
and like
isn't
people were like
who's this whale
and it was like
actually Uniswap
or is that something different
that was probably me
no that's something different
I threw 150k
into that dog shit
150k into loyal
at least you're loyal
at least you're loyal
dude why though
like
what was your play there
like
my play
to be honest
with all of you
was a swing trade
yo apes are down bad
board apes are down bad
it's funny to laugh at now
it wasn't so funny
are they down bad
board apes aren't down bad
Avengers all
Machi
Avengers all
Machi
I'm just saying dude
I've been seeing like
a lot of takes
lately
and I mean dude
the board apes are not
they're fucking hurt
Machi
they need
they need something dude
they need a battery
on their back bro
they've been coasting man
and it's really
starting to show
well they're like
they're down like
four or five
yeah
we've been getting
dicked on left and right
maybe the ape fest
will fix it
yeah I don't know
if that'll do much
ape fest
and they were bringing
the network crew
a hundred of them
if we bring the network
into it
it'll be popping
yeah new blood
it'll be popping
board apes would love
to get close dude
they're gonna have to
it's pay per view
for fucking board apes
dude
fuck them
they didn't support
nobody
Alex out here to
meet on Monday
and have three likes
on it
what
it's pure speculation
we can either bring
a hundred network people
we bring
fifty network people
and we bring
fifty hot girls
depends on if
I'm in that fifty
Machi
I'll say hot girls
what
depends on if
I make that first fifty
and then I'll say
yeah fifty girls
but if I don't make
the first fifty
I'm gonna need it
you end up being
fifty one
and you miss it
just by one
that was
that's kind of fun
having like
big ass
fucking blue balls
is kind of cool
Machi
you gotta
take them
hundred apes
and bring
a hundred hot girls
cause
last day
there was no
hot girls
so I'm on
so bring a hundred
hot girls
and no question
mark people
savage
or c average
c average
damn
still better
than my GPA
I bet you were
a straight ass
dude
in my
I think
I felt
some A's
in elementary
school man
I gotta lie
I wasn't
straight A's
but I had
some A's
in elementary
school
I had like
I had like
an A in math
up to like
third grade
and then
and then a bunch
of more Asians
started showing up
in my school
everything they teach
you after third grade
is all bullshit
anyway isn't it
as long as you
can add up
and subtract
and times
and multiply
and divide
and here you go
why you gotta do
that to my A's
c average
no I'm saying
I'm saying
maths after third grade
it doesn't matter
you don't learn
much after that
C's get degrees
baby
what fuck
are you telling
people to drop
out of college
the other day
and now you're
saying C's
get degrees
what the fuck
who's telling
people to drop
out of college
I didn't tell
nobody to drop
I wish I
not you
I didn't tell
anybody to drop
be fair
dude
I said
you don't
need that
shit
now knowledge
is at your
fingertips
if you time
and effort
if you haven't
put enough
time and effort
in you can do
whatever the fuck
you want
that was all
I'm not telling
anybody
I just don't
know why
you gotta saddle
yourself with
100 grand
to fucking
student loan
debt
to like go
drink natty
ice and get
indoctrinated into
some fucking
weird shit
that's all
that was my
whole point
like what
information
is not out
there unless
you're doing
brain surgery
which is always
what the first
time that's
always what
people say
when are you
gonna do
operation
without
cock
like bro
all right
I get it
okay
I got you
so there's
like literally
three careers
that need a
fucking degree
what about
all the
60,000 other
ones
and I went
to college
I got my
lesbian dance
degree
and it's
taking me
fucking far
so I'm
tired of
you guys
shitting on
college
you're gonna
get cancelled
what kind
of dance
degree did
you get
Machi
why you
degree
watching
dude
nah man
literally
like I
I went
to freshman
year in
high school
it was so
and then
I ditched
a lot
and then
I had a
semester
where they
sent me
to a
school called
self high
where all
the juvenile
juvies hang
and I kind
of missed
the regular
high school
so I got
back
I went
to work
for about
a week
and started
ditching
again
and then
when senior
year rolled
around
I'm not
gonna lie
I really
felt sad
watching
people
graduate
my friends
getting their
diploma
pictures
and going
up on stage
and collecting
their diplomas
and all I
had was that
like that's
the dumbest
test I've
ever taken
it was so
easy to pass
I got my
thinking it
was like a
high school
diploma
except I
didn't get
to go and
wear a gown
and collect
that diploma
I'm not
gonna lie
I was
really sad
for about
an hour
and then
I started
just dancing
with my
friends in
my garage
and partying
again
and just
doing
fuck shit
again
but for
an hour
I was
really sad
about not
getting a
diploma
and not
walking up
there and
collecting it
you know what I'm
saying
yo that was
Machi's first
experience with
FOMO dude
changed it
the whole game
ever since
good shit
I was like
I FOMO'd
hard for a
whole hour
I wanted
that diploma
I was like
damn
if only my
freshman
sophomore
junior
and senior
four years
of my life
I didn't
have fun
I could
have one
of those
they don't
even give
you the
diploma dude
you just
walk the
stage
they give
you a
book
and they
mail you
that shit
an hour
later I
realized
fuck it
I had
better
I had
spinning on
cardboard
all day long
in my garage
and shit
and going to
the beach
and riding
around my
skateboard
yeah
there was a lot
more fun
things
in the backseat
of my
beamer
untied
bras
yeah that
was fun
riding
on the
motorcycle
girls
hugging me
tight
I could
feel their
body on
whoo
shit
high school
was the
bomb
you motherfuckers
don't know
yeah you do
you guys
probably went to
high school
in America
it was fun
I went to
catholic school
in Machi
you don't even
know
dude
catholic school
all boys
catholic school
or you mean
like
you get
the catholic
school girls
outfit
yeah
the catholic
school bro
we would all
meet up in
the hallway
at the bottom
of the steps
and just
stand there
like creeps
like looking
you know
what I
mean
all day
that's not
really
horrible
when I
canceled
I tell
you guys
more high
school stories
holy shit
they're
they're so
good I
want to
tell them
it's so
funny
you know
you know
when you're
like in
high school
you don't
have much
money
and you
gotta hide
you know
you can't
go to
a girlfriend's
house
they got
they got
you know
parents are
home
you know
you get
no privacy
at your
own home
so you
buy the
$2.50
ticket at
the movie
theater
so there's
air conditioning
the hot
summer
you know
and back
then they
don't
you know
have a
signed
seating
and you
can buy
the $2.50
ticket for
the movie
but you
could see
like
eight hours
worth of
movies
you know
I'm saying
but you
know
you're not
watching
the movie
you're just
making that
all day long
and that's
all you do
that's what
you do
every day
remember the
driver movies
I wish I
went to a
drive-in
fuck
there was
like
I don't
know
I wasn't
I wasn't
old enough
to have
drive-ins
or like
driving was
broken for
a while
it took
a while
to come
back
by the time
it came
back
I was too
old to
damn
the drive-ins
I love
seeing that
shit in the
movies
never got to
go to
drive-in
ever in
my life
I think
that was
like a
thing
thing
then they
skipped
the 80s
when they
came back
for a
retro
2000s
I was
already
working out
in Asia
never got
to go
to drive-in
that's a
bucket list
they still
drive-ins
they do
they blew
up during
COVID again
that was
like the
thing
that came
back around
for COVID
oh man
that sounds
that's what
I'm gonna
do like
drive-in
do they
got a good
audio system
or use the
audio system
in your car
or what
I got an
Uber there
can I sit
at Uber
the whole
time
and during
a movie
yeah
hang out
with me
at a
drive-in
yeah
that's the
most down
bench
shit I've
ever heard
in my
life
fucking
Uber
black
it's not
that bad
make a new
service
call it
Uber
movies
where you
can sit
with a
random
stranger
and watch
a fucking
movie
at an
Uber
drive-thru
like
well
well
I could
bring a
girl
but it's
like
me and
a girl
and that
that Uber
sitting in
front
and like
you're
trying to
make out
while watching
the movie
fuck
that's
weird
isn't it
you could
just get
that
cardboard
you were
dancing on
and just
split the
fucking
chair
so he
doesn't
what's
going
in the
back
it'll
be like
a private
magazine window
then I can't
see the
movie
you sound
like
you're
in a
fucking
toilet
I can't
hear him
my bad
dude
April
Alex
and I'm
in the
shower
trying to
double
multitask
I don't
know
fuck
drive
through
movie
the whole
world
much
work
there
around
a bunch
strangers
down
loser
walking
making
with
girl
fuck
that
I need
to buy
a car
I think
that's
what I
need
what
kind
should
guys
give
some
advice
haven't
bought
like
what
years
Pagani
Pagani
dude
are you
fucking
with me
is that
like a
panini
or something
get a
konig
I've heard
bugatti
don't
listen to
none of
these
idiots
they know
nothing
get a
konig
that's
like a
foreign
basketball
player
with a
good
three
seven
foot
tall
and a
good
konig
that sounds
like alcohol
don't listen
to none
of these
guys
you're
type
Jersey
pronunciation
of a
European
word
don't
know
what
they're
talking
about
get a
konig
one of
three
in the
world
only
America
how much
is it
22,000
east
22,000
east
22,000
east
like
high
that
22,000
east
to some
people
$900,000
$3 million
$28 million
$50 million
it's never
what it
actually is
because they
don't do
their own
research
they just
listen to
whatever you
tell them
it is
if you have
a decent
amount of
followers
or your
narrative
fits theirs
probably
you'd probably
get your
hands on a
nice one
for like
5 mil
brand new
5 mil
for a
Koenig 3
there's three
of them
it depends
on which
but yeah
they're
very
very
rare
is it
like
does it
look like
a car
you can
drive
like there's
one for
a 4 mil
right now
a 21
a 2021
Koenigsegg
Regera
which is
crazy
is it
easy
to get
in and
out of
yeah
yeah
and the
fastest
one in
the world
is the
2024
Koenigsegg
Gamera
that's a
four door
with a
huge door
like it's
very
it's a
four seater
with
a huge
door
that opens
lets you
in the
back seats
and front
seats
very easy
to get
and I
might even
be part
electric
or full
electric
I forget
I'm not
really a
car guy
books
do girls
like that
though
I'm gonna
tell you
what's gonna
happen
ready
if you
go right
and you
a Mercedes
a girl's
gonna say
hold on
you went
from
listen
I'm telling
what's gonna
happen
you buy
a S63
Mercedes
a girl's
gonna say
my ex
had that
but it's
really like
an S550
she just
can't tell
the difference
because it
looks the
same
a Koenigsegg
a Koenigsegg
like
she'd be
embarrassed
to say
her ex
had a
Lamborghini
it's like
it's on
another
nobody
has one
like it's
on another
level
I'm telling
I like the
Pagani more
if a girl's
boyfriend had
a Pagani
or a Bugatti
she can't
even say
nothing to a
Koenigsegg
my opinion
yeah
yeah I mean
yeah I guess
that's kind of
debatable
but yeah
for the most
it ain't
debatable
you gotta
get a Volvo
as well
because the
Koenigsegg's
always fucking
overheating
you want me to
get a Volvo
even when I was
a kid
Volvos weren't
cool
and I don't
think they
weren't cool
Volvo
sounds funny
Volvo
Volvo
Volvo
is enough
Swedish
Pagani's
Mercedes
they're like
Mercedes
souped up
you want
you want
the Koenigsegg
trust me
nobody's got one
I'm just gonna
stick to my
Uber dude
I just stick to
my Uber
for now
you could
you could
get yourself
like a
Ferris
Mueller
Rolls Royce
to look
like a
driving around
driving up
and down
sunset
that new
Rolls Royce
when it comes
electric
the electric
race
it's called
you need
that
SF90
no no
SF90
yo that
new Rolls
Royce
looks like
fucking
gangster
that thing
looks dope
as fuck
looks be
upset
if he gets
SF90
what's the
new Rolls
Royce
what's it
called
Spectre
Spectre
Spectre
a vampire
a race
ghouls
and goblins
ghouls
to a
goblin
nothing
if they
I guarantee
you guys
ready
how much
money
you guys
want to
if Rolls
Royce
dropped
a car
that was
called
like the
Rolls
Royce
Machi
would
spend
million
on it
if it
worth
just
because
it's
called
Rolls
Royce
Machi
yeah
100%
I know
Machi
oh yeah
he's paying
up for
those
all day
long
what do you
want
brothers
I can't
hear
anyone
hear
Book
gave
still
connecting
Book's
some
alpha
he's
going
give
because
doesn't
want
called
crazy
with
what's
happening
with
price
mutants
bored
apes
it's
certain
person
farming
bringing
down
floor
prices
trying
something
that's
going
backfire
he's
going
wrecked
thinks
he's
like
Machi
when
when
this
happens
people
find
what
people
crypto
twitter
going
upset
they're
going
after
like
they
after
Machi
though
know
that's
going
swept
under
when
blood
bath
here
send
wallet
should
watching
it's
blur
it's
blur
sounds
wreck
just
wreck
keep
getting
wrecked
don't
have
faith
with
that
know
Machi
everybody
dumps
okay
Machi
need
wallet
he's
buying
power
strategy
I'll
give
guys
hint
what
talking
about
brothers
gonna
come
stage
defending
like
days
until
realizes
wrong
take
weeks
then
come
back
acting
like
forgot
about
what
happened
brother
what
are you
talking
about
Machi
brothers
what's
brother
pretty
good
glad
to hear
glad
to hear
books
what do
you talk
about
two weeks
that's
not what
I said
I said
the example
I gave
when it
happens
you're gonna
come up
on here
trying to
defend it
for like
two days
until you
realize
you're wrong
then you're
gonna disappear
for two weeks
and come
back like
nothing ever
happened
I'm telling
you guys
I can't
I'm not
gonna say
I'm not
gonna say
what it
I don't
think
wrong
it's
it's
definitely
true
call it
in advance
so you
engagement
format
later
you can
do a
victory
I called
a thousand
things in
advance
got credit
got credit
for zero
of it
and if it
was like
certain
people in
the space
that called
it out
they would
be getting
treated like
they have a
crystal ball
and they're
fucking god
no I bring up
every space
fucking that
selling may
and go away
shit
I don't know
why I didn't
listen
what the fuck
selling may
and go away
shit didn't even
fucking really
happen bro
it was selling
march
and go away
it was selling
fucking
it was selling
april of 2022
and go away
that's what
it really
you know
what
you guys
gotta look
on the
bright side
of things
you know
what I'm
saying
like
for instance
you know
dumped
apes
on my
head
so hard
all the way
down to
like
then like
franklin
piled on
dumped
on me
all the way
to like
apes
just kept
dumping
on my
head
collected
like
a hundred
fucking
or 70
apes
and I
said
sat down
for about
a day
and I was
like
this doesn't
look right
I got
no liquidity
so I
dumped that
shit all
back on
the market
at like
to 61
or 62
ETH I
think
and guess
what
apes are
at 40
ETH right
so I
need to be
jumping
for joy
so that's
how you
look on
the bright
side
of things
guys
take it
from my
50 year
I'm really
glad you
didn't say
community
much
I would
have lost
my fucking
shit
in much
of space
at least
yeah I
thought you
were about
to say
some cheesy
ass shit
like at
least you
still have
community
when all
the fucking
places
I said
try to
look on
the bright
side
of things
I gave
you guys
a clear
example
on how
to look
on the
bright
side
of things
so you
thought it
was bad
but actually
it was a
blessing
dude I'm
not too
worried about
books gave
me the
alpha
he said
just name
your business
Machi
come out
with a
service
or a
product
that you
name
Machi
so I'm
thinking about
the best
way and
then you'll
buy it
the bright
side for me
I am not
gonna lie
I saw a
shit coin
called
Machi
and I
almost
dumped some
meat in
that
motherfucker
I saw
this shit
coin
called
Machi
Machi
now you're
gonna see
like 10
tomorrow
no no no
let me tell
you this
thing's so
funny right
and that's
the blockchain
and people
are funny
like right
when I
did that
post about
like this
you know
lawsuit that
was issued
someone did
a Machi
token and
you know
they probably
did some
wash trading
but I don't
know how
they did
it but
they did
some shit
and I
kept getting
ETH in my
wallet
I'm like
why is
there's like
ETH accumulating
in my wallet
I didn't sell
anything on
Blur or
nothing
I just see
these like
little
transactions
my wallet
and I
don't know
it wasn't
a chump
change either
it was like
thousands of
dollars
and I
look it's
this Machi
token and
every time
it trades
I get a
little bit
of it
I'm like
who would
do that
for me
Machi
are you
sure it
was called
Machi
token
because I
think I
remember
a different
name
I saw
I saw
no no
there's
definitely
a Zach
one but
I'm telling
you there's
a Machi
token
they're probably
trying to drain
you when
you see
there was
two letters
there was
no let's
check that
the volume
on the
fuck Machi
the fuck
Machi
more than
the Machi
one or
the Machi
I'll match
that then
I'm going to
go buy
more of
that Machi
token
be careful
don't even
engage with
that shit
yeah I might
drain my wallet
holy shit
I almost got
suckered in
to get my
wallet drained
I see this
thing
keeps piling
in my wallet
I'm like
who keeps
giving me
money
bro don't
get fucking
drained Machi
like I
would fucking
lose all
faith in
fucking
crypto
dude
you're the
last
you're one
of the
last big
fucking
whales
that hasn't
gotten
drained
like knock
on wood
I genuinely
hope from the
bottom of my heart
I am knocking
on wood right
knock on the
wood right
between my
legs
Machi
do you
do you
really
do you
really
degen on that
Machi
bigbrother.eth
like you don't
have a
burner
like that
you mint
shit from
like that's
your
degen wallet
I can have
some tiny
little wallet
on the
side
but it's
no fun
minting
little bits
of money
and I'm
saying
I don't
enjoy it
and when
Machi says
tiny little
wallet
it's probably
different
when someone
like you
or I
would say
tiny little
wallet
I mean
they're
connected
like people
see the
transaction
between
my wallet
and that
tiny little
wallet
so they
know
and anyways
I don't
I don't
I mean
yeah
it's like
how am I
showing
support if
it's not
from
machibigbrother.eth
right
if I go
into a
collection
it's like
okay well
what I'm
gonna buy
and flip
yeah that's
fair
check my
account
my account
doesn't sell
very often
it does
it does
but it
doesn't
like
overall
accumulating
than selling
right
if I
look at
my wallet
that's
how it is
but you're
also
that's why
he's
Nelcorp
that's why
he's still
really careful
about links
I mean
the dude
he wouldn't
even follow
somebody
for six
months
because he
doesn't
want to
like
get in
the habit
of clicking
like
so that's
a good
best practice
and I don't
think Machi's
out here
degening
and minting
like you
know he
ain't clicking
a fucking
thing off
of Twitter
like hey
we're gonna
do it
you know
I think
I don't
know but
you do
get in
early
how does
that work
Machi
how do
you get
in early
but also
not like
okay
can't say
I've never
been early
I'm never
I'm almost
never early
Nelcorp
I'm pretty
late
what do you
call it
I get
dumped on
I'm exit
liquidity for
anybody that
knows how you
smart contracts
and just
kind of
use bots
and that's
clear as day
on blur
that's clear
as day
on a lot
of these
projects
like it's
all on
blockchain
you'll see
me coming
in like
late
Machi
coming in
late
and just
getting dumped
on by all
the guys
that have
like sniffers
or bots
that get
in right
when the
smart contracts
deployed
you know
like he's
the last
one they
tell
I knew
Pepe
I knew
Pepe was
done when
he came
I knew
it right
away
right away
100%
when Paulie
Zero X
and that
whole entire
space
saw Machi
Big Brother's
wallet
ape in
they probably
said hold
on let's
wait for
more
let's make
it dip
that was
literally
the top
and they
got the
fuck
out of
that
shit
you're
100%
right
that was
literally
right around
the top
I took
a loss
on that
and I
got out
yeah
and again
everybody
look on the
bright side
I got out
I think it's
lower by like
40% right
it's
probably lower
right
anyways I cut
my losses
got out
so I'm
pretty happy
you know
what do they
call that
moisturized
and chilling
moisturized
and chilling
that's a
that's a
you should
post that
as a
fucking tweet
moisturized
and chilling
what the
fuck
does that
mean
people are
gonna be
caught
like
posting
audio clips
of me
saying
beat off
a bunch
of guys
or some
shit
like that
motherfucker
Alex
is like
checking
everything I
say so he
could
you know
like cut
pieces of
my audio
beating off
guys or
something like
that
I said
twice
once with
authority
and once
like casually
I love when
you said
SPF was on
the DeFi
Apes team
dude that
was dope
as fuck
you're like
wait
when did
I say
that
hold on
DeFi
what
remember
when he
had that
voice clip
of you
saying that
SPF was
on the
DeFi
Apes thing
or something
you guys
know what
I'm talking
about
right
was on
the multi
sig of
cream.finance
okay I
misunderstood
my bit
when he
was a
shit of
course
after
blow
damn
didn't
know
that
don't
know
Machi
may be
a fed
ever
talked
to him
like
one-on-one
like
did he
seem
like a
real
operator
or like
because
other
people
they
knew
right
away
scammer
fuckers
liars
back
then
they're
sucking
dick
hard
knew
when I
met him
he was
for sure
legit
please
he's
plant
they're
still
sucking
dick
they dropped
five
fucking
charges
today
like
what
fuck
what a
joke
that
congress
didn't
trust
that
as far
as I
could
throw
everybody
that
back
then
they're
like
this
guy's
genius
saying
that
back
then
anybody
called
regulation
like
do you
have
anywhere
on your
twitter
handle
where you
wrote
something
about him
way back
in the
I'm gonna
have to
go back
and look
go ahead
post that
on the
billboard
up on
so we
can see
prophetic
you are
prophetic
that doesn't
sound right
you're on
that's
prophetic
here
you pronounce
let me
hear it
from
America
prophetic
yeah
I mean
it's
prophecy
prophetic
you used
perfect
dude
absolutely
there I
July
July 22
I mean
July
yeah
July
2022
yeah
wait a minute
isn't that
when it
blew up
in everybody's
face
that was
in like
November
so yeah
a few
months
before
all right
but BitBoy
was already
right
what'd you
what'd you
BitBoy
was rinsing
him months
before
so that's
probably when
he started
when BitBoy
started
man this guy
thinks I watch
BitBoy
who are you
guys talking
about
Elon
dude all
I can see
is bad
and then
a male
pregnant
emoji
dot dot
what's going
with that
what's the
story there
there was
one day
like I
don't know
like nine
months ago
where someone
was like
oh yeah
put an emoji
in the middle
of your name
everybody put an emoji
in the middle
of your name
and I was like
all right
let me pick
the stupidest
emoji I could
think of
and then I
picked this
and I got
the blue
check mark
and I was like
well I'm not
going to change
my name
because I'm
going to lose
my blue
check mark
so now I
just have it
there forever
dude somebody
must have
rugged man
it was four
letters
then an emoji
not in the
middle
bad brothers
this post
does not
equal that
you were
prophetic
okay
I didn't
say I was
I knew
I didn't
trust him
yeah
well that's
after he was
doing that
yeah he was
doing some
fuck shit
at the time
but I mean
no one knew
no one knew
what was going
on FTX
if they knew
they would have
shorter
they would have
done something
about it
holy crap
that thing
well
yeah that
thing was
crazy
I'm just saying
I saw this guy
in congress
I saw him
speaking
I thought
he was
sus as fuck
so I'm like
I don't
trust this guy
and you hear
me speaking
on space
and you're
like this
motherfucker
is legit
as fuck
I've never
seen anybody
more trustworthy
or honorable
as Machi
right
bad brother
yeah if you
give me a little
bit of that
22,000
what the fuck
you're shadier
than SPF
damn
holy crap
bad brothers
oh I should
have known
what that
that God's
the material
you're made
from
blue
Machi
do you like
my new shirt
it's Mach
always mess
me up
because I think
I'm looking
at myself
Machi
or something
I just see
Mach
oh shit
it's me
your new
shirt
like
these designs
and artwork
remind me
of art
gobblers
that whole
type of
that's pretty
bullish
Machi
what do you
think of
beatboxing
I wish I could
do it
I got the
lips
do you
like
beatboxing
though
are you
trying to
talk some
shit
to me
we have
a professional
beatboxer
on stage
oh I thought
you were about
to tell me
there's like
some girl
that beatboxes
and she
would like
I don't know
he could possibly
he could possibly
be a girl
my mind's in the gutter
but it's
I blame you
books
because I see it
coming from
your PFP
and your voice
so it's not
my fault
for having my
mind in the gutter
let my mind
come back
out of the gutter
books
please
don't talk to me
about beatboxing
now hit us
with something
boxing
I got you
machi
that's pretty
good
reminds me of
godfather
yourself
your mother
only
it's coming
stop
fuck you
don't
rumors
dropping
come back
with
your mother
only
keep it
coming
slack
probalactic
fuck it
machi
you're
gonna drop
a track
you wanna hear
my first rap
it's
I don't
I get
cancelled
if I use
that word
to describe
to the
double
a rapper
and a
dancer
and a
hell
of a
holy
shit
that was
the first
line
bars
dude
dang
bars
I got
bars
oh my
I can't
believe
alright
you guys
ready
for this
I don't
know how
you got
so rich
machi
you guys
ready
for this
chug it
chug it
chug it
Denver
Denver
I told you
get your
mind out of
the good
no this
is a good
you chug
come over
here and
chug it
chug it
chug it
chug it
Denver
Denver
nuggets
once
Christine
starts
talking
books
is gonna
Christine
start
talking
you got
to start
talking
right after
Christine
okay
ready
chug it
chug it
chug it
Denver
Denver
nuggets
once
Christine
starts
talking
books
is gonna
rug it
rug it
rug it
