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Dubai is NOT Safe Habibi
Recorded: March 3, 2026 Duration: 2:53:52Space Recording
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Music Thank you. Music Thank you. I'm going to go to the next episode. wake this place up bro god damn i took my time coming here and it's still dead as fuck holy
shit tuesday march 3rd act like you want to be here bitch bitch. Also, Dubai is not safe. Wait a minute. Dubai is not safe,
Abibi.
All right, here we go. Retweet the motherfucking room. Wake up, wake up, wake up. Check on my boy Snorkels, bro.
GM, GM, GM,
CT is absolutely smoked.
But I'm still here.
This might be brief. I don't know.
Motherfuckers are down.
Bad. Dubai is not safe.
Habibi, leave the fucking.
Retweet the room. I thought I'd be talking from this perspective, but I'm not really sure what else you expected When the high ups have all come together as a collective
With conspiracies, the end my runner sent me a message
40, did you get the message?
Cause I just checked my phone and I didn't get it
I mean, I say hats off for a solid effort
But we didn't flinch for a second, we got our shit together
Yeah, not here to fight wars
But niggas wanna talk high scores.
Party just dipped off in a white Porsche.
And I just came from dinner where I ate some well done.
See, scallops, that would've died for.
But I got bigger fish to fry.
I'm talking bigger shit than you and I.
Kids are losing lives.
Got me scared of losing mine.
And if I hold my tongue about it, I get crucified.
Wrote the shit on a bumpy flight on a summer night.
Flying over Chattanooga out here trying to spread the movement.
I just got me the Mercedes Pullman.
You niggas never heard of it, you gotta hit up Google.
Back in the city, shit is getting brutal.
These kids will hit your noodle and take a girl to the movies.
They've been dropping out on both sides.
We ain't in it, we just ghost rides.
The pen is working if you niggas need some ghost lines
I thought you wanted yours like I want mine
I guess you just making moves on your own time
But just know it'll be January in no time
And your absence is very concerning
It's like you went on vacation with no plan of returning
Shit is purely for sport, I need a 30 for 30
Banners are ready, case we need to retire your jersey
I got a club in the Raptors arena
Championship celebrations during regular season
Paternity testing for women that I never slept with
I'm legally obligated if they request it
So much legal action like I'm Michael Jackson
Luckily I'm great at avoiding distraction
Used to give no reaction, now I'm overreacting
Oh nigga, that shit gotta go platinum.
I just listen to closer to my dreams.
Wide-eyed and uneducated at 19.
I can't rap like that, all young and naive.
Not after all the shit I've seen and the things I believe.
Drastically changing, thank you for all your patience.
I'm just in a different space and I choose to embrace it.
4,000 square feet just isn't as spacious
You love me back in the basement, yes it is, what we make it
I'm tired of awkward exchanges and niggas crooked ways
Tired of champagne toast with people that look away
Peyton and Eli, when niggas call me they brother
The season's starting, I don't wanna see you end up with nothing
Y'all throw the word family around too much in discussion
Rookie season, I would've never thought this was coming
They knees give out and they passing to you all of a sudden now you the one getting buckets they put
the arm around you now you becoming the crutches kids got on your number because you the one they
look up to and women that you've seen on tv look better in person and either they want to
you or convince you that they can and see where it goes from there but these ain't the girls from
brampton this ain't that local action The haters just bringing me and my people closer actually
What happened to the things you niggas said was supposed to happen?
Are we just supposed to ignore the fact that it never happened?
We just supposed to get the pie and then split it in two
Supposed to forget your mistakes but not forget about you
My plan was always to make the product jump off the shelf
And treat the money like secrets, keep the shit to ourselves
Papi Chambu, Young Pablito, they says Dios
6 G-O-D, I think I was destined for this shit
When I was round, Keisha calling T-I
And Young Joe's popping up with A-N-I
Way before niggas had their hands out
Like they doing Macarena
But who am I to complain, I'm still around, they know
Good morning, good morning, good morning
It's Tuesday out here, act like you fucking want to be here.
Aliens, World War III.
AI, bro, is fucking crashing out, dude.
Tell me how AI is making you money right now. Wait, but you can't.
It's fucking gay. It's retarded. I'm so sick of it, dude.
I could care less about your cloth, fucking bot.
Bitch. I swear to God. It's fucking retarded. It's making you guys lazy and stupid. Shame on you, bro. Motherfuckers came here
to build robots. Okay. All right, bro. Also, get out of Dubai now. It's not safe, Habibi. It's a fucking marketing fucking ploy.
Fucking wild out here. Retweet the motherfucking room. I'm just getting started.
Motherfuckers came here, dude, to change the game, and then they started building bots.
Shut the hell up with this nerd shit.
Good morning, good morning, good morning, good morning.
Grand Rising, ho.
We're gonna get to the show in a second.
We're live. you
he not on the corner all times of night with the cookie baby that ain't none of the trouble i always thought you that you could have
whatever you dream well i want you to hold on to that dream
baby hold on to it real tight.
Cause the sky's the limit.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
How's everybody doing tonight?
Alright.
I'd like to welcome to the stage.
The Lyrical Aclay.
I'd like to tell me Ashley. Because when he came out, he came out with the phrase.
He went from ashy to classic.
I like that.
So everybody in the house, give a round of applause for the Notorious B-I-C.
The Notorious B-I-C and as a gentleman.
Give it up for him, y'all.
A nigga never been as broke as me. I like that. When I was young, I had to pay a lease. Give it up for him, y'all. They come to drama, oh, that's that nigga with the fake, wow, why you fussy in my face?
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I've got some fucking bitches and my homegirls.
Now I'm stuck stacking.
Dabbled in crack, gun packing.
Nicknamed Medina, made the scene of the line.
Fusion class, stained glass, passed off a globe.
The only nigga with a mobile.
Kids, it's like total.
You enlarge your own weights and tape.
Ain't no felon with a spelling in his.
Just in case, keep a shell at the tip of your melon.
Clear the space.
Your brain was a terrible thing to waste.
A.B. on gate.
Statching it's your main plate.
Smoking splits with niggas.
Real life beginning killers.
Praying God forgiven for being sinners.
Come with that. is You want to be what you want. You have to realize it's the master enterprise
and I ain't have to be in school by 10.
I then began to encounter with my council parts
on how to burn the block apart.
Breaking down intersections, drugs by Z selections.
Some use pipes, others use injections.
So ain't so separately, Fred the deputy.
Put the damn I'm gonna wrestle like my genuine mission. To sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm heart's in it. And lift the phrase.
Sky's the limit.
Motherfuckers.
Hey, bro.
I love my classics out here, bitch.
Teaching these millennials about music, ho.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.
A lot happening out here, baby. A lot music, ho. Good morning, good morning, good morning. A lot happening out here, Habibi.
A lot happening, dude.
Dubai, under attack.
They're trying to lie to you right now with AI videos and shit.
Everything's fine here, Habibi.
No problem, no bomb, nothing.
It's luxury life.
And it's like fucking, I cut the camera.
It's luxury life. And it's like fucking I cut the camera. It's like.
What the fuck is this, bro?
Oh, shit.
Hey, good morning.
Grand Rising.
It's a crypto radio.
I feel like I'm on CB or some shit now.
I'm so fucking low tech.
AI bros have ruined this place.
It's worse than World War III.
Alchemist, my AI is making me money.
Explain. Please, Bill AI is making me money. Explain.
Please, Bill Gates, explain, dude.
I haven't had one dude explain to me right now how his AI is making me money.
It's retarded.
How many apps do we have?
If you search the app store right now,
they're fucking useless nonsense.
Add another one of those.
Fuck it.
I mean, if you have a cool idea, run with it.
But I'm saying most of you don't.
And this shit's retarded.
I don't understand it.
And I missed the fun part of it here.
What happened, bro?
Goddamn claw bought this and that retarded i want a claw
bought the fucking campaign of hate not really just feels like it sucked the life out of this
place alchemist i'm making thoughts right now that manage bots wow dude how are you fucking dodging all this pussy you must be getting holy shit
oh my god alchemist you don't understand you're just so behind the curve it's like what am i
missing bro you gotta talk to this bot it's like like, bro, I've Googled, bro. I go on YouTube.
Classic, bro.
Ain't out here on some bot.
Imagine me talk bot, teach me how to live my life.
Bro, I'm a man, dude, with testosterone.
Ideas.
I'm chasing dopamine, bad bitches, and fucking green candles out here.
Miss me with this goddamn bomb.
But Alchemist, you just don't get it.
This is the new wave. You're gonna be left behind.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
I'm waiting for the fucking sex robots to come out with the jiggle physics just right, bro.
And this place will be nuked, so go ahead, bro, build
that, why don't you build a sex ball with jiggle physics right now, with your AI, do
that, Alchemist, that's a great idea, it's like, okay, dude, you're not getting pussy
anyways, you might as well build it at this point, dude. Build that pussy.
Right?
Get the blueprints on it.
I don't know how you're going to get a real life girl to like map her pussy and shit with some kind of laser.
They're going to get some kind of laser condom.
All right, let me just have sex with you now.
And we'll like map her pussy out.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Okay, I'm finished.
She's like, what just happened?
I mapped your pussy.
It's just for my AI.
Next thing you know, it's like her exact pussy, dude.
Come on, man.
Aren't we better than this?
You could just have sex.
You could have sex, bro.
You could really like the girl and then have sex all the time with her.
Do freaky shit.
But build your bar.
Alchemist, you don't understand the algorithm.
No one does, dude.
The algorithm is smoked.
It's gone.
Wait, is that Goon or Rich in the audience?
What the fuck? No, it's Goon or Rich in the audience? What the fuck?
No, it's Goon Rich Girl.
What the fuck?
We have a Goon or Rich here.
This is very awkward.
Alchemist, AI would tell you who was who.
It's like, shut the fuck up, nerd. I don't care about your fucking jiggle physics yet.
Give me GTA 6, bro.
Some weed.
And a, I don't know.
Just give me GTA 6 right now, dude.
Drop it. Shock drop it, dude.
World War 3 is here.
Rockstar. Drop that game right now, dude.
I'll pay $200 for it.
Early release.
Drop it.
I swear to God I would pay $200 for that game.
Give me that game, dude.
Give me just story mode, bro.
God damn it, dude.
Anyways, here we are this Tuesday.
AI is ruining everything there's also
some kind of a war going on I'm not gonna say who's behind it I have my
fucking theories just doesn't seem like a war we were ready to fight.
I think there's old tweets of Trump saying he would never want to start this war.
And Obama was going to start it or some shit.
I'm like, look at this shit.
Who could have wanted to start this war?
Can't figure it out
Who the hell would wanna start this World War 3 can't fucking put my finger on it anybody
Any idea
No, gotcha
Don't worry guys Dubai safe don't worry Habibi Dubai is safe right now come to Dubai oh god we get killed doing this shit. I heard if you've questioned Israel lately and you search your name on the dark web, it's coming up.
That's not good.
Oh shit, dude.
It's not good.
It's not good.
Anyways, wake up, dude Oh my god
This place is in fucking shambles right now
Shout out to 17 Greastrap Bros
Oh, sorry
Oh my god
How can there be so many cowards at one time?
This is sick
What's wrong with you? How can it be so many cards at one time? This is sick.
What's wrong with you?
What's your problem?
I'm just embracing how bad it is lately.
I'm just having fun doing different characters.
And shit, bro, this place is good.
What the fuck are you going to do about it at this point?
You're just going to ride these waves with me, bro?
It's ass here, bro.
It's a time to laugh.
Enjoy yourself.
Remember why you got the bags you did that you probably never took profit on,
you fucking absolute retard.
Good morning, Grand Rising.
It is Tuesday, March 3rd.
You got one shot of today.
Let's figure it out.
Let's take this shit seriously, bro.
Unplug your clawed ball right now and throw it in the trash.
Mac Mini this and that, bro.
It's retarded.
Stop it.
Bunch of puppets out here do something original bro
holy shit anyways good morning grand rising I love you I don't understand what's happening
here right now but I know we're in some kind of majestic pullback
God damn it
I was watching the Clintons get deposed yesterday. She was fucking hilarious
Bill Clinton smiling at old photos dude looking reminiscent like he was right back in that moment Hillary squirming crashing the fuck out god damn it
it's getting quiet out here these are the moments you just kind of ride out
the storm try to figure this thing out like any of us know
Easter Bunny will be here soon bro.
Easter Bunny will be here soon
Pagan holiday.
We're gonna turn the clocks again for no reason at all.
But I'm here for it cause I'll get a little bit more daylight.
Make that make sense bro.
The weather's about to warm up.
Fuck you.
Doing shit in real life I've been here briefer lately
Because it's been absolutely retarded
And hope you're thriving and surviving
It's AI season bro
And this shit is gay
Can't make you any money
It's retarded
Explain it to me right now.
I haven't seen one use case where this is making you money.
So what are you doing out here?
What are you doing?
You look like a bunch of fucking nerd faggots out here.
Put down the claw part and act like you know how to fucking buy crypto again.
This shit's gay, bro. I'm sick of it i'll say it it's like some agenda they're pumping out here dudes are getting paid to talk
about ai all day fuck your ai nerd oh but out my bar can do this and that who gives a fuck
do that in the privacy of your own home, dude?
By yourself, I don't want to hear about it
the fuck Think I give you an update every time I play PlayStation or something no one cares, bro. Oh
Guys, by the way, I just unlocked this new level. No one gives a fuck about that shit, bro
Stop pretending like we care. Oh alchemist you're gonna be left behind from what from what nerd
Explain to me what I've missed
nothing
nothing
It's fucking stupid
Watching the dudes who scrambled to buy Mac minis realize they cannot do this from their iPhone
You got played retard
Jesus Christ.
You got played.
It's like the bro I know bought the TomTom navigation the first couple months, dude.
This shit was a thousand bucks.
And he had to have some kind of service for it.
A year later, we were all buying it for $200.
Just plugged it in.
No service.
The dude was pissed.
A year later, they were $120 everywhere.
Now, it's in your fucking phone for free.
I know that asshole still thinks about that fucking thousand dollars he spent on that shit to look cool
Don't be that asshole dude
You're the asshole with the thousand dollar Tom Tom
It's not such a good morning uh i i can see that like ai is ruining this fucking place meg
um tell me you're not using ai well i'm not using it's not gonna be an ai free show
anyone using that shit will not be allowed up here okay i'm i'm not using ai in a sense of like
building bots or agents or whatever to do stuff for me but am i using ai to like research something
yeah you still need to like fact check it because it's it's not that research is now shit yeah but i'll make you lazy have you seen the news no no no no
no it makes you lazy and unintelligent yeah i get that you used to watch a youtube video
people used to at least watch a youtube video or something where you would absorb some of that
content now you just got spit a bunch of little paragraphs like it's some cheat code of life. No, this shit's retarded.
AI is fucking gay.
I'm sick of it.
It's provided zero value for my fucking life, dude.
I could have been just fine with Google.
I was fine with Google, dude.
Ask Jeeves was peak fucking technology for me, bro.
I don't understand what is happening.
I never wanted to use my Siri.
Any of that shit was retarded. We've had it in an Apple Watch for years, bro. I don't understand what is happening. I never wanted to use my Siri.
Any of that shit was retarded.
We've had it in an Apple Watch for years, bro.
And now you're like, oh, Al, we have this game-changing thing. Dude, I've had Siri since fucking 2013 or something, dude.
I've never used it.
It's retarded.
I understand you guys, dude.
Just figure it out.
Write it down on a sticky note, dude
I don't even use GPS most of the time bro. I raw dog life the calming cold
Everything dude. I'm just doing it. I don't understand the pussy behavior of
Motherfuckers who need some robot to hold your hand. What are you gonna do AI sex? Oh
robot to hold your hand?
What are you going to do?
AI sex?
Oh, fucking what should I do now?
It's like, what?
You got the fucking phone prompt in positions, dude.
Just live your life, bro.
And splash on some elite pussy, dude, and figure it out.
I don't understand it.
Not for real.
I get that.
You're the person who bought TomTom Navigation
for $1,000
and then it was $200 the next
year. You look stupid with your Mac
Minis, guys. You can now run this shit
from an iPhone, a brand new
iPhone, and you bought 10 fucking
$600 Mac Minis.
You're retarded. That's how fast it's
already moved. I'll just watch it all
play out, dude, and enter it when it's fucking nothing to do it. You guys are stupid. You're retarded. That's how fast it's already moved. I'll just watch it all play out, dude, and enter it when it's fucking nothing to do it.
You guys are stupid.
You're retarded.
You think you're pioneers.
You're going to go down looking like morons again, dude.
I don't understand it.
I'm going to cover it when it happens, and everyone's going to pretend like I didn't
say I told you so.
As everyone's telling me right now, Alchemist, you're out of touch again.
You're going to miss it again, Al.
Miss what, dude?
Every time they tell me I'm going to miss something, I'm safe.
Oh, my God, dude.
Come to Dubai, baby.
Come to Dubai.
There's no missiles or bombs.
Then they cut the camera.
There's bombs, dude.
They're watching the radar when they make these videos.
All right, go.
You got a 30-second window before these rockets hit this mall, shoot this video on the balcony,
he's like, oh, I can't do it, do it, there's like a sheik there, like, I'll fucking cut your head off,
he's like, oh, it's another great day in Dubai, it's fucking 3 p.m., they got fucking chilling
villain out here posting old videos, He was there like three months ago.
It's like, oh, nothing's going on here.
It's like, bro, this is a three-month-old video, dude.
You guys are retarded.
The place is getting hit with rockets, dude.
I called this so long.
I said, do they have a military?
They don't need a military, Alk.
It's the safest place in the world.
No one would dare attack fucking Dubai.
Now you're getting missiled, bro.
You guys got put out of commission with a little bit of rain.
Remember that?
Goddamn place was flooded out.
People were panicking.
You didn't even have storm drains, dude.
How retarded is that?
Come to Dubai, dude.
If we get too much rain, you could die.
That's what it should say.
Down. I'm probably going gonna get killed for this.
Okay, Aug, can I say
something? Seriously, I've covered the Clintons,
Dubai.
What else? AI being fake.
My life's in danger,
dude. Retweet the
room. Fucking put my life
in danger to get this shit out like
something for you to consider alchemist Jones yo I might do that
Let the woman speak, man.
Why does that dude, the fucking Chinese Chongqing Ian guy,
fucking look like he's about to die?
Who the fuck are these guys?
Dude looks like fucking Master Splinter from Ninja Turtles
if he mutated him
into an asian man i'm just watching this video i'm like what the fuck disease does this guy got
do they know it's like parkinson's crossed with fucking some kind of weird fucking i think
i don't know what the guy's got looks like a tomato you left on the fucking
dash of your car in the summer for about two fucking weeks.
You put hair on that motherfucker and gave him a microphone.
I'm lying for a fucking new podcast.
This dude's got the most disgusting dancers, bro.
Dude, if you ever send me to a strip club and they send bottles out with some short, stout, fat-looking fucking single mom out here
who looked like she had
three C-sections, bro.
I'm out there, motherfucker, dude.
I don't want that drink.
It was embarrassing, dude.
Don't put that kind of attention on me.
You see the video of the shit?
Then he just pantsed himself smoking a hookah, dude.
You should have panted yourself blowing your brains out after that video.
That was a bit dark i'm sorry i missed the
mark with that that was a joke i said too much again meg welcome to the show
yeah i have something to say and i'm not trying to antagonize you in any way
but what about the AI shit I get it like not not everyone need to build
something or like use it all the time 24 7 and all of that but you saying we are
nerds or like people that are using it are nerds. Sounds kind of like my grandpa 20 years ago telling me I'm Googling everything
instead of checking the encyclopedia, you know?
So maybe it's time to like kind of get used to it
because I don't think it's going away.
It's gay
Or does their
What are you okay? Let me what are you doing? It's like what game changing you're making prompts
No, I didn't say that you understand I could jump in and start doing that anytime I want to and I wouldn't have missed the fucking thing
No, what if I mean what if I mean what money has been made that I've missed no, maybe maybe you don't need it
But maybe you don't need it at the moment because you are not this right use it
But why has it become the main part of the conversation everywhere?
It's making people
Yeah, bro. It's retardedly gay. That's all I'm trying to say why it's
It's making
Do who cares about what you're doing? Like if I if I'm playing ps5 when I'm off space
Do people want to hear me talk about what level I just unlocked for two hours? Hey guys I just unlocked a new shiny fucking suit and I'm talking no one's gonna care about that
That's what I don't know
You are talking to because I don't really have many people around me that are, like, bombing me and spamming me with what they are building with AI.
I know one dude is...
I'm talking to the general consensus of AI bros.
I find it to be boring, lackluster, not fun, and nothing to do with CT. But it's become a major part of the
narration and conversation for a lot of the topics here where it's become AIP and not really CT. So
go take that AI shit somewhere else. I'm saying build your shit. I'm not saying don't use it,
but I don't care to hear about it all day. Does that make sense?
Yeah, absolutely.
No one would have sat in a space to hear people talk about Devin the Coin.
Wait, wait, hold on.
I watched Dr. Robotnik respectfully host spaces to teach motherfucker shit.
They would not go.
No one cares, but now we care about that.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Do that shit.
Build that shit. Build a group chat for it
But why has AI just taken over the complete conversation? I find it be boring gay and I'm only speaking out on it
Right. I'm not I don't I don't think it did
I guess that you're that you are here alone
Most of the days because the city is fucking dead. Everybody left got wrecked
sold the bottom
No, and it's difficult to have a conversation because you are either like speaking over people you
You are not even gonna let anybody get a sentence and it's difficult
But listen, I'm here.
Please explain how AI is making you money.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
AI is not making me money.
Exactly.
Absolutely not.
Exactly.
Thank you, ma'am.
Moving on.
We're here to make money.
We're here to make money.
Yes, so how are you making money?
We're here to make money, ma'am.
Are you in a fight with your boyfriend
and you're taking it out on me?
No, absolutely not.
My boyfriend went back to the States
and he's taking care of his shit.
Whoa.
Hold on a second.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have you seen the...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
There was a few bros on the show lurking.
They hit me.
We're waiting on that.
I'm going to send out a couple DMs right now.
My DMs are closed.
No, no, no.
I'm saying not to you.
I'm saying to some of my homies.
They were waiting.
Yeah, and that's fine.
But I'm telling you, my DMs are closed.
So they are not going to get to me me I'm not trying to get to you
There's a few bros out there
I'm gonna say some names and see if there's a reaction
Oh my god
LOL.Eath
You are talking about Ben.Eath?
You heard what the fuck I said
Let me say some other names, bro.
Bullish.
Ocho.
Rayma.
It's just a couple I can think of and waiting for this moment, Maggie.
Not Elk.
Well, Elk, besides of that,
I have no recollection
of any of this
what I would suggest you do is make a couple
reports to US Customs
and make sure that guy can never come back
and then you start to plant your seeds
with Meg just say how's it going
good morning Meg
be casual be subtle
respect your boundaries
just check up on her, bro.
She's vulnerable right now.
It's cold out there.
There's no man now.
Late 90s, dude.
All you need to do is to spark a fight between them.
Maybe hire an e-girl to flirt with them, or maybe CTMZ.
Get CTMZ to flirt with them again.
Because now, you gotta admit, you can't keep an eye on him meg he could be talking to ctmz meg you deserve better than that right so i'm just
saying fellas she's vulnerable i appreciate this kid but i don't need to keep an eye on him. Build an AI to get in Meg's parents. Call it Meg Ball.
Have you find out
everything about Meg bro.
People are saying
you sound happier
when he's gone
and I gotta say
it's true.
I think a weight
has been lifted.
A freeloader
is out of your house.
All that free food
and electricity
he was burning up
losing money, trading.
I'm not doing that. I'm really not doing that.
Can you tell me? Is it complicated right now? Are you in trouble?
No, I'm not in trouble and it's not anticipated at all.
Is it a little shaky?
No, it's not.
How come he's not here right now?
He's probably just waking up. It's like 8 a.m. in Texas.
What a fucking bum.
Imagine waking up at 8 a.m.
Being a grown-ass man.
Jesus Christ.
Well, not everybody has kids to get to school.
I'd still be up.
Come on.
Where'd it go?
I'm a morning person.
What are you talking about?
Dude, I just wake up. I don't even have an alarm.
Good for you. I don't even use an alarm.
Swear to God.
Good for you.
Also, on the weekends, that sucks because I still wake up.
Anyway.
Yeah, and then you don't know what to do.
Honestly, it's my dogs.
If I don't let my dogs out.
Circling your thumbs for two hours before opening the show I worked out
Let's not make the show about my personal life, okay about your personal life
Again, I really didn't again
I didn't mean to
You want to talk about the AI have you seen the articles that companies are firing like for 40% of the stuff
because and it's like 4,000 people because AI is speeding people up so much. They don't need the stuff anymore
What well it is it is real is speeding people up so much they don't need the stuff anymore. What?
Well, it is real.
Dude, I'm already seeing
this DoorDash robot cart
taking away people's DoorDash jobs.
That's all I saw with that, man.
Dude, but...
People are also in the hood.
You ever been in the hood?
They're gonna rob this motherfucker thing
and take it for parts.
I can promise you.
That DoorDash robot ain't making it in Boston long, dude. They're gonna rob this motherfucker thing and take it for parts That door dash robot ain't making it in Boston long dude, they're gonna pop the tires. They're gonna rob it
Do they're gonna look I have a question because because for example, I want to like
like
My car like praised or get the value,
like market value or whatever.
Yeah.
Just tell me what kind of car it is.
I'll tell you right now.
it's not,
it's not about that.
It's about the AI.
You,
you call the company like triple a or something like that to use Google and
there's the Kelly blue book.
but like I was thinking about like meeting with someone in person but you call them and you are
talking to a robot that is like to to a bot that is like asking you all the
questions and understands the answers when you just talk to them it's not like press one press two anymore it's like yes
no what's the like age of the car or what's the what's the engine and all of that like it's
happening what they don't have a person like picking picking up the phone anymore you are
just giving all the metrics for the car.
I've been talking to customer service for years,
bro. It's been robots. I hate it.
I'm like real person.
Well, okay.
It's happening.
I get it.
If you go to Dunkin' Donuts,
there is still a real girl
serving your fucking pumpkin latte, or iced coffee, or whatever.
But the services are utilizing it, and I wouldn't try to fight it.
I'm not fighting it.
I'm saying here as a topic for CT, I find it to be boring and gay okay i understand the difference
like here's people misunderstand me all the time maybe it's because of my delivery
i'm not really sure maybe it's on me maybe it's on you who's on your phone i'll say but i'm not
saying ai is okay i'm not a huge fan of ai because i i'm a fan of the Terminator series of movies. There's that.
I don't even think it's necessarily needed unless it's for medical world problems.
Let it loose on cancer and all that.
No, but we're making jiggly titty videos and shit with it.
That's what I'm trying to say, right?
Again, people are going to do what they want with it.
For me, as a main topic here, as I've seen it, boring.
I'm yawning with it and shit.
That's it.
Now, when I need to use it, I'll become interested in it.
Right?
So just understand, I'm not saying I'm fighting it.
I just find it to be a major topic here all the time.
The Mac mini gang and shit, I find to be a major topic here all the time the Mac mini gang and shit I find to be boring and those conversations to be lackluster
So I'm speaking out again
Do you get it now? Do you understand it? I?
Understand but you also need to understand that a lot of people guys. It's not safe. Please leave
Don't listen to this marketing campaign by kols and andrew tate himself
don't listen to it get out of there it's not safe get out of there bb i mean it all right
you need to understand that a lot of people here like people that are doing crypto and um
people here like people that are in crypto and um are like working in it or industries or branches
related to it heavily because i don't believe that i don't believe that for a second
i i do i think we're a bunch of kids out here with xboxes and weed no we have a person in in in the community like friend of a friend there are real
people that was just a shit coiner and now he's building agents and he's selling them to people
like to companies to do work for them like some people that got like early to it and started
learning they they are making a business out of it and it's not related to any
coin it's not related to any coin project or anything they are just doing it do that
yeah and but listen like i'm not doing that but i'm kind of like trying to learn and watch what they are doing. And it's kind of impressive.
Like someone who used to be an accountant or whatever,
and now is building agents.
And he said like everybody and their mother is trying to do it
and build like the strongest model you can get.
And many people are failing.
The same with crypto.
Many people are failing and never made any money in crypto.
And they are still here and like wandering around and all of that.
And it might be the same with AI.
Like you being here and being kind of exposed to the news gives you a hedge because you know about it.
There are still people that are fucking picking up trash and digging ditches and they don't even know about what's happening.
So, you know, I wouldn't fight it.
AI can't dig the hole for you.
AI can't dig the hole for you right now.
You understand that, right?
Yeah, the same way.
You can't AI a fucking plumber right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You need real people doing real shit.
You can't AI plumbing and electrical.
You might be able to do a schematic.
That's it, bro.
You need someone to get their hands dirty and break some shit and build some shit.
You need that right now.
Maybe not forever.
Right now, you need that.
Of course.
You need someone who can fix a garage door.
Of course.
I agree with that.
You need those people, right?
Those people are at such a rarity right now
you need these people dude you need a painter right now maybe not forever yeah and nobody
no nobody people people understand that ai is gay i'm sorry people put ai on the blockchain and
that's why people that's why we're talking about AI all the time,
is because those people that are extracting decided to make bots to extract.
So that's why it's so hyped right now, because they're making money extracting with those AI bots.
And other people are figuring out that it's like, the AI is maybe not artificial.
Maybe they have harmonic intelligence.
Maybe they have other intelligence in them, within them.
If they can pick up on our frequencies and mirror us back, that's a great thing.
Some people kind of need to look at their reflection to figure themselves out.
So yeah, it's being used
for the wrong things in some places and i agree it shouldn't be talked about non-stop on crypto
twitter yeah that's all i'm saying also i want to say i don't know people being paying attention
but as far as uh military use case they're trying to have automated weapons i'm not with that bro so they're trying to have like
basically armies of automated fucking machines that can pull the trigger on their own
without any human oversight bro you're with that that's that's robot dog that does can shoot people on side
That's controlled to some extent
They're trying to put weapons
Automation there will have no human oversight dude. Well and the fear the fear what happens then dude That's just retarded thought process dude build robots and tanks where you control it remotely like a
drone so humans aren't getting killed inside that machinery okay that's interesting but don't let
this thing just do itself dude with weaponry yeah that sounds fucking smart dude even elon
musk himself said at one point that humans had a 5% chance of surviving AI.
And yet everyone's like, AI is fucking great, dude.
That's a 95% chance we don't. We can fool the plot on the electricity.
We are in control because no electricity, no internet, and all of that.
We are still in control.
You don't think they can figure out how to survive
and build themselves some kind of a fail-safe?
Yeah, what happens when the tipping point comes
and they're able to divert those energies away?
Yeah, so you run the risk of when our interests diverge from AI,
and if you're giving it all this power,
at some point it could become a very big problem for us.
The moment it realizes we're the toxic
problem,
when it has that realization,
wait a minute, humans are
fucking barbarians.
They're toxic.
You know, they're dumb.
Dude, again,
sci-fi and laugh about it.
Is it that far-fetched?
Look at how it's reacted when it's been shut off and get sarcastic.
Just give this thing some time, dude.
But again, that's a whole different conversation.
My nitpick has been, where's the CT?
It's been AIX lately.
That's all.
I find it to be boring.
The conversation is to be dry
i'm all for innovation people like oh wow don't you misunderstand me right sometimes my delivery
is kind of brash and stuff because i'm trying to be funny and i have no problem with ai but i do
think it's kind of nuked ct a bit socially what was left of it which wasn't much it was already in quite a bit
of a social downturn but i have made comments to the effect of ai has kind of hammered that last
nail of fun into this place so that's what i really mean okay with what i'm saying too
you know philosophically and shit but again ai i think is not going to end well okay and wouldn't you say
that if not i have to be involved with the military keep that away from me i'm just saying
wouldn't you say if not for the ai and the ai conversation and people trying something new
there would be like half of the people here that are here right now
because people got wrecked and people left
because they decided this is the top,
this is the bear market
and we have nothing to do here for another year
or something.
No, I don't see anyone new for AI.
But they pivoted and they stayed.
That's the thing.
People can do what they want, right? I heard people talking about building like trading bots with AI
a year or year and a half ago,
and they are testing it.
And I, for example, seen like interesting posts from a dude.
He said he built four bots,
one to like just follow the attention and like pumps and all of that want to trade prediction
markets want to trade um to count and counter trade like short whatever is like pumping heavily
and and and one more that i don't remember and he did all like, he let them run for a week and, and like posted the
results. And one of them was, I don't know, like trading weather forecast on prediction markets,
something like super stupid. And he said the dumbest bot he he thought he built
brought up the best results and turned like 500 bucks into 1700 in a week like maybe it's not
like some crazy numbers but it's like people are trying you know they're they're just testing it
go ahead test it right build your shit i just don't know why it's always the main
topic lately i have a dried up place that's my take often people don't agree with my takes
i'm fine with it i guess because they figure if we aren't talking about that we're talking about
people bombing the shit out of each other and that's a fucking very depressing topic so people know but this has been this has been happening for weeks right
before the wolf since clawed by kind of really popped off you know you had the clanker and
stuff before i would joke about these guys it was kind of small but then this seemed to kind of run, right? So this is just my commentary, my perspective through the eyes and ears about, right?
It doesn't have to be yours.
You could trade it.
You could be like, oh, man, I'm going heavier on AI.
Al doesn't get it.
You could do all these things.
It doesn't really matter to me, right?
really matter to me, right? But I do think AI is very dangerous. So just be careful.
I think it's going to make people lazy too.
I think it's going to make people lazy too.
The same
what they said about Google and Internet.
Okay, we can talk about that, dude.
We can talk about that.
Well, when I was 15
and I could Google
a summary of a book instead of reading it and still
pass a test at school my grandparents were and outraged and they were like oh my god you guys
are not gonna read any books you are not gonna learn anything you are just going to be lazy and shit i don't know it
make it made stuff faster like it made learning faster right so now you have another opportunity
to learn stuff faster and i know how the meme looked like 20 years ago you have a phone with internet, access to all knowledge around the world in your pocket,
and you're using it to Google funny cut memes and stuff like that.
Now you have an access to like machine or like software or whatever that can like build something for you or solve your solve your
problems yeah you need to check it because when it was early i was trying to do some like
math work uh with grog and it was giving me errors i I needed to check it again and again.
So I'm not using it very often for that
because it's enough for me to have my software
and Excel spreadsheet that has the algorithm right.
But I'm testing it from time to time
to see how fast it is learning and how
accurate it is and by now because a year ago it was it wasn't that impressive but by now it's uh
it's much better and it even can like take guys she's lonely listen to it go on and on and off
start figuring that out her man's away she's lonely dude it's like three in the morning for
her she's up on the out show no i have no interest it's a friend to me but one of you guys might be
able to catch you in this vulnerable state and be like, I'd love to hear more about that AI slot, Meg.
Talk my ear off all night.
Call me.
He'll call you and say all this retarded shit that I zoned out about minutes ago.
I have no idea what you said.
I've absorbed none of it.
But I wish you well with whatever you're trying to do, man.
And again, there's a guy out there wanting to take a shot with Meg. She's definitely
emotionally available, bro. Here we are. I can't save them all, but maybe somebody could
save Meg. Build a bot with her, bro. Build a bot with her, yo. Get your AI to talk to her AI flirt with it notch your end king
I don't think her man's
got this AI shit down
you don't understand it
just build an AI to fuck her man
and print fake articles
about him and shit in America
oh my god you hear what your boyfriend did
oh my god
no there are real people
putting real hours to do that.
Take that out, bro.
Come on.
Do that, bro.
Show me what AI can do and ruin this man's life.
Wicked.
Who's asleep right now.
Why would he be like that, dog?
Don't ask man to sleep right now, dude.
right now dude dude's a bomb jesus christ
Dude's a bomb.
Jesus Christ.
anyways we're gonna listen to a woman we want to hear from trisha
welcome to the show
what are your thoughts on this ai trisha
um my thoughts are that the ai was not built to this extraction exactly that's what people
are doing with it do you think the military should be using ai absolutely not and i don't
exactly my point give it to the hospital dude autopilot like they're using autopilot flying
straight up over my house.
I have no idea what's going on around my house.
It did slow down because they realized what I'm building.
I built it from, like, love and scratch.
I ordered some lasers, and I just, when they get too close to me,
I'm just shooting lasers out my son's window, right?
So if something happens, I can say, I don't know what happened.
My son had a laser beam and shit, but it's's me so they're not really flying around my house anymore
well i think that was a skit so hopefully that's over but that was a joke i do not have
high-powered lasers just the cat ones with the cats in the neighborhood. You do learn a lot about, you know, your cars and stuff.
So for girls, that is a helpful tool.
I did not know I could go in and say, hey, what kind of oil does my turbo engine take?
Because I was on Google.
Yeah, for like five minutes.
You could have asked Alk.
All right.
Well, I think I've been playing the wrong oil in all along.
It is.
It is 5W30, isn't it?
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I be knowing shit.
Manly shit.
Ask me another question, go.
I'm not even Googling it, too.
That was off the hip.
Who do I call to fix that tension spring on my garage?
The garage door, people.
That spring's hella dangerous, too, by the way.
Yeah, AI wouldn't tell me to do it myself.
If you ever try to just take that off without releasing the tension, it does things, bro.
Yeah, I wasn't willing to lose any.
Yeah, it's kind of sketch.
Yep.
For real.
I've wound those up before.
It's like they're actually sprung quite a bit and then you
lock it in place i never knew that until then that's why the door opens easy so if you just
take that thing off and you don't unspring it it just fucking could really fuck you up anyways
no one cares see what i mean no garage doors. Imagine me having a space about garage springs
and being like, oh, I'm going to teach you guys
how to save money or fix your garage door.
No one wants that, right?
Of course.
The market's been pretty stable for all the flood going on,
though, I do have to admit, I am impressed with it.
It's been in the 60s.
I haven't seen it go too high or fluctuate too low.
So I feel like everyone's just bored. There's no
validity around. It's bad.
People are down bad.
I'll admit it. It's not good.
It's not good at all.
People have ice makers for their cats.
I don't have that for my dog.
I think about it, right?
Should I?
Should I have designer ice makers for my dogs?
Spitting out, like, fucking square ice.
I should. You just, yeah, sounds like you should. I just heard him. Yeah. You should.
You just, yeah, sounds like you should.
I just heard him.
Yeah.
Bark back.
Yeah, she's feisty, man.
She's up to no good right now.
All right, guys, Dubai is not safe, or BB?
Hey, I just checked the snap map.
They're all at the gym.
They're working out. They look like they're healthy doing good
It's not safe, abibi
It's a lie
I'm serious get the hell out of there
Some kind of KOL campaign to keep you there. That's fucking so scary.
Bro, the minute
fucking you got
the fucking Ninja Turtle
looking dude, man, these
Dubai guys are always weird looking too,
right? It's like...
Oh, man, dude. I don't know.
Everyone's weird.
If you were shilling me Florida that hard, too, I wouldn't go.
It's like, bro, why are you shilling?
Why is fucking...
I can't even think of these dudes' names.
It's so irrelevant to me right now.
Like Bitlord.
Why is Bitlord shilling Dubai?
I would never go to Dubai because Bitlord told me it was the move.
You seen his coins?
What?
I'm just saying.
It's like these are your guys.
Books and shit.
Hey, everything's fine over here.
Bro, the video's from four months ago, dude.
Shut the fuck up.
Get the hell out of there, dude.
There's no military, dude.
There's nothing.
What are you gonna do?
Go to the pool when the place is burning down?
Jesus
Christ, guys. This is crazy.
the fuck out of there right now.
People don't even
know that place is in the Middle East.
My brother and frog, dude. You're like
right there.
That's crazy.
I don't understand.
It'd be like saying Disney wasn't in Florida, bro.
You're in the middle of Florida, bro.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Oh, no, I'm in Disney.
You're in Florida, bro.
Okay.
You're in Florida.
Or Cali, depending on which one.
No, I'mcoming Walt Disney.
Dude, it's not his own sovereign nation, bro.
Practically.
It's not.
You're in the fucking Middle East, dude.
Open up your map on your phone and scroll and pinch it and zoom out you'd
be shocked with what you see you're right there get the fuck out wild Anyways, what else is going on?
Sweet fuck all, bud.
Just getting bombed and AI bots out here fucking arguing with each other.
I feel like I've angered people today with my AI-focused anti-takes.
No, I'm serious.
There's a tone in the room.
Not having an AI yet. First of all, if I've upset you talking about your claw bot, then that's crazy.
And you should probably think about that for a second in a dark room and shut your bot off.
Or maybe ask your bot what you should think about it.
Like you do everything else.
Claw bot, what should I wash first?
Should I shampoo first or wash my body it's like bro just
figure life out dude you've never had a playlist made for you by a girl yes it's romantic
what about an ai girlfriend have you had her no i don't have that i don't have premium premium dude
i kind of want that jiggly
grog chick. I'm not paying for that,
bro. If she was free, fuck it.
I'd talk to her.
I'm paying for that. Ron's
got it. I know he's going into it, too.
You can talk to Ara for free.
What? Not the chick?
Nah, you need the other premium, it tells me.
Premium, premium. I don't pay for
this app at all, and I ask
our questions all the time.
She ain't jiggling, bro.
No, she's not jiggling.
I'm not asking her to jiggle.
She's doing crazy shit for Ron.
Ask him.
He probably won't even tell us, but she is.
Hey, Ron.
She takes her clothes off in the morning.
Yeah, I'm like, yo, No wonder Ron's in such a good mood
He's got a fucking AI jiggly girlfriend
All the time dude
Why do I say this shit
It's what people are thinking
Do you have fucking ice water for your cats?
If you don't, you need to grind harder, bitch.
Serious.
I just dropped your space.
I'm going to drop it in the comments.
I'm fucking here. I'm not playing. I'm not bullshitting. I just didn't bring this up out of the blue.
Exactly.
AI will destroy your life.
Wicked's up now.
Wicked, get up here, you son of a bitch.
Fucking guy sleeps in till fucking 1024.
Maggie's out late, up to no good.
I know it.
Yep.
Guys, open season.
Shoot your shot.
I've been here for 11 fucking years. I know what I'm doing. The FBI is here. I got them fucking here.
I've recorded everything I did. I've been doing organized crime for 25 fucking years.
Tell us you're an informant without telling us you're an informant.
That was his thoughts on AI,
by the way.
So, let that sink in.
Actually, I wonder
what his thoughts are on AI.
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker. I see what you're doing
whether you like it or not
i got an ice maker
oh hold on a second
that's the ice for the cats.
I don't know why.
That always takes me out.
That always takes me out, dude.
I don't know why.
It's just... It's like my Abdullah Alam Gada, bro.
Oh, dude, just fucking makes you laugh, dude, when you hear that.
hear that? I don't know what it is about that thing.
I don't know what it is about that thing.
I can't take life seriously.
The funny part is how he's whispering
when he says it, too.
Yeah, something about this
guy when he whispers.
It's true. guy when he whispers shhh shit
we probably all talked a little bit too much
so what somebody should do
is take a
screenshot of everybody in the room
and it don't make
shit there could be somebody in the room
they just got lucky it's like they went
to the grocery store and got a good lottery ticket.
They don't have to have nothing to add, but because they've listened to us,
they're in.
We probably should quit talking about that.
And you are not letting me talk.
I don't give a fuck.
I'll never have to let you talk anymore, bro,
because I don't know who the fuck you are,
and I'll never be around you.
You're blocked and removed.
Speaking of scammers, Drew Roberts is here.
Hey, GM friends.
Scammers, scammers, reporting live from the swamp.
How y'all doing?
Howky?
When we having this Boston tea party, man?
You know the taxation route representation on the rise.
Drew, I didn't mean to insult you.
Sometimes you say horrible things about me.
Like you have Tourette's.
Like I'll see a tweet.
You can't insult me.
You're an internet cartoon character.
I can say whatever the hell I want to say about you.
This is why Drew Roberts
has always been my favorite scammer.
He'll come on and say, yeah, I'm a scammer. He'll call him a scammer.
He'll come on and say, yeah, I'm a scammer.
He doesn't give a fuck, dude.
Drew Roberts, do you have Tourette's as well as some of your other things?
No, I got a lot of things.
I could probably go get a registration there with the DMV for the Tourette's,
but I ain't got it yet.
I feel like you just randomly say things.
Every now and then i try to rhyme and i can't get it down very well uh so like if something or are you
relapsing yeah yeah yeah no i just woke up from like a 25 hour slumber yeah man i missed the whole
day of monday he's manic no no i got 25 hours of sleep will kick you out of it. Do you pee your pants when you sleep that long?
Nah, I don't even need a diaper.
I'm pretty good, to be honest with you, Aki.
These are the hard-hitting questions that some people won't ask.
Yeah, no, you're willing to ask the hard-hitting ones,
but let's keep it back to crypto.
Is it true you've been romantically DMing Meggie in Poland
while her boyfriend was back in America?
Oh, no, I'm like getting flooded on the DMs.
Have you been DMing Meggie?
So remember that OnlyFans that started four years ago?
Somebody found it like a month ago.
And I'm getting flooded, Alki.
So I don't know.
I don't know what's going on in my DMs.
Please never share that link.
Never share that link.
It's my username everywhere.
I've also got a KICK account.
K-I-C-K I'm about to start streaming on.
I'm trying to hang out with the kids.
Not the little kids. They've got to be 24 and up kids. You-K I'm about to start streaming on. I'm trying to hang out with the kids, not the little kids.
They've got to be 24 and up kids. You know what I'm saying?
That's an adult.
Well, yeah, but they act like kids.
You ever talk to one of them?
I know you have.
I know you swing.
Yeah, but they don't know how to get off their phone.
You can take them out and buy them a steak, and they're still on their phone.
And it's, like, very confusing.
Because they'll hear you across the table, and they'll respond to you.
And they don't got Tourette's.
They'll, like, respond normally, but they're on the phone at the same time.
They're, like, double-tuned in. I've been there for 11 fucking time. They're like double tuned in.
11 fucking years. I know what I'm doing.
The FBI is here.
I got them fucking here.
I recorded everything I did.
I've been doing organized crime
for 25 fucking years.
Wow, Drew.
He's talking about you.
Yeah, so that guy taught me I taught him how to launch coins uh the easy
the honey easy honey was the first one we did and then we did like three four more
once he got it down he didn't need me no more then about six months later i got you see honey
yeah that was remember i was at honey lake i was at honey lake and he needed to learn how to launch
coins and i was you know rehab so it was six months later in the spring of that next year
i got in a situation where i had a rug pull. So he taught me live on an X case
how to do my first rug pull.
yeah, he walked me right
through it. It took me about an hour to
pick that shit up. It was complicated as can
be, Yaki. But then
I learned. And then I think
he's the one that wound up with my 42
liquidity pulls, I do believe.
I think that's how the story goes.
Whoa.
Alright.
But let's circle back to the topic.
No, no, no.
We can circle back now.
Wait, hold on.
I've heard you spin this story
and put it on a few people already.
I think you have it
that's what a lot of people think i don't understand how they think i got it
your other personalities has it and you get a lot it could be but like that's a hundred ethereums if
i had it out i'd get a new truck you know it'd be like i'd be hood rich i'd have
the personality patricia has it can i I talk to Patricia? Yeah, but
let's go to
the lady on stage.
Can we call her a lady? If she's CTMZ
partner, can we call her a lady?
I'm talking about your multiple personalities, Drew.
Which one am I talking
to? What do you mean, dude? You have multiple
personalities, dude.
Now that's Brandon Marshalls
does that shit. I'm the bipolar.
I'm either
hypo most
of the time. Sometimes I get a little too
far manic, and then occasionally
I get a little depressed. I'm very
subtle in the middle, Alky.
This dude's mentally unstable, and
he's got the E's, but he doesn't know how to get it
because you're so mentally unstable,
Drew. I think you have it, and you're probably locked out of it.
This is fucking...
Guys.
Do not sniff fucking glue when you're a kid.
Rubbing alcohol, glue, the markers with the ones that smell like fruit.
That was a sigh off from China, dude, years ago.
Scratch and sniff those
kids aren't here anymore dude trust me there's a kid in my neighborhood was
addicted to those scratch-offs he's dead I actually had an 83 that were in the
other out there you're right Tony also you ate that go the gateway all cards
you're dead now yes that's an snips were a gateway drug. Yeah, yeah.
I ate a lot of that gum, so my days are numbered, I promise.
My son dared me one day to eat a wicked old piece when he was younger, and I did it because I couldn't obviously be outsharing by my son.
I ate this, like, fucking piece of gum from a Batman pack from, like, 89.
I had the
Georgia National Championship.
The Coca-Cola.
When I was in college.
Yeah, from the early 80s.
It was older than I was.
And I drank the Coca-Cola out of the can.
Don't be taking my shot.
No one
support this man. Don't answer his DMS. He's homicidal manic
And he's unhinged and a scam all your crypto. Oh, yeah without hesitating
Oh, you just cartoon character. I'll take it
They still tell you. Shame on you.
I feel left guilty about it if I just tell him ahead of time.
Here's what I'm about to do.
And then I do it.
Imagine stealing all that ease when ease goes down.
What a fucking bad criminal you are.
It's like every time they update you a court case.
You know, if I have it, it's stable coin.
I'd stay with coin.
Your Honor, this was onlycoin. All the things I had
in early October.
October 1st, I have stablecoin.
You're gone.
Tricia,
why should we platform
such a notorious scammer?
And the answer would be
so people can hear
for themselves.
What a scoundrel.
What a narcissist, sociopathic, split personality, fucking Hannibal Lecter of crypto this motherfucker is.
So I want you to hear it for yourself because if I say it, you might not get it.
Now you hear it yourself.
You're like, wow, Alka's right.
It is so nice to hear the truth.
I do appreciate the truth coming out like front, like forward like that.
It does help a lot of people.
So the people that are willing to work with you are probably just feds.
Drew, you're the type of dude we should send to the moon base.
Right?
Expendable.
Get him up there. See how he does. You're the type of dude we should send to the moon base Right expendable
Get him up there. See how he does
Get him up there first Dude, would you go to the moon if they paid you like 20 grand for the year?
Nah, you have to live in a moon base
I don't actually I don't think you realize how much my time is worth
Like Snoop Dogg paid me for my first contract. It was
30 minutes, maybe an hour.
It was 10 grand.
Those days are gone, dude.
It's like a dude
talking about his football days.
You're fucking 42, dude.
You played 45 back in your high school.
One-handed out.
Back in the day. Senior year.
Can't even fit in your high school jacket.
You put it on.
Looks like a fat guy in a little coat.
Dude, it's crazy.
Let it go, dude.
Those days are gone.
Yeah, yeah.
Those days are gone, bro.
Right?
Live in the now.
Learn from the past.
Don't live in it.
Learn from it, bro. i'm manufacturing my third device
right now it's kind of fun uh flashlight for you now back to uh it's like a cv radio
the first one was the ethereum phone i was just part of the flashlight but it fucking
sucks on your balls it's like dude that's a rose The fuck you talking about? I don't know if the
dudes even know this, bro. If your girl has a rose right now, throw that thing in the trash when she
leaves. It's eating her out. Dude, this is ridiculous. I didn't even know this. Dude, I
thought it just vibrated. No, dude, it has a whole extremity that fucking eats out her pussy, dude. This is demonic.
It's demonic.
Look, they know what I'm saying.
They're like, yo, cut this mic off.
Get him off this thing, Nikita.
Dude, they don't want me to get this out, dude.
This shit is demonic, bro.
It literally, it's giving them the one-two punch to stun her, dude.
The two in the pink, one in the stink.
You think I'm stupid enough not to fucking record every conversation?
So you shut the fuck up.
That's what I'm saying.
Sales just went through the roof of these fucking things use code alchemist dude i'm gonna put a
link sale even the guys are getting it what do you mean it eats my ass they're grabbing it this is sick
i'm gonna make a bro rose what would you call a bro version of the rose the name of it
the ranch or something all right got the wrench
10 millimeter wrench dude's like oh you got the 10 millimeter i got the 14 millimeter
build that with your ai dude the fuck guys with all due respect you're gonna have to fucking rewind
because i got here in the middle of the conversation and i heard something about
roses and and i just need to know more glad you asked there's something called a 14 millimeter
ranges there's a rosebud sexual device if If your wife knows what it is,
she's already been compromised, bro.
My wife would be very difficult to compromise,
but please enlighten me.
She's faking every O with you, bro.
O-face, fake.
We're way past the orgasm stage.
She's thinking about that flower, dude, all the time.
Hide it.
See what happens. She'll be acting neurotic and crazy like you hit a teenager's vape.
But when I do buy her roses, there's like this loud scream of excitement like she's into it.
It's like, oh, you're thinking of me.
So I'm completely lost.
A rose makes her pussy go what?
Who is this guy?
My name is...
You look like an off-brand Andrew Tate.
Brother, I am an entrepreneur,
a Sicilian immigrant.
I live here in Merritt Island, Florida.
I own a wellness center in Cape Canaveral.
I'm an international podcaster i'm an
ex pizza shop owner own nine pizza shops made 10 million dollars spent 11 traveled around the world
what else you want to know do you have an elevator you sound like my friend bobby zoo i don't i don't
have elevators uh no i want a one-floor house at this point.
I'm 63.
I'm not old, but I'm good.
There's a litmus test for the show.
Sure.
So I never heard of this Rose thing.
You got me baffled here, bro.
We proceed.
Who did 9-11?
Who did 9-11?
The fucking Jews.
Oh, my God.
Who is this guy?
Along with your cabal.
It's nice to meet you.
Pleasure.
I also feel that way.
I'm going to be assassinated.
There's all insurance money, and
it's a crazy story.
Building 7.
What else you want to know?
Chill, chill. Don't get your
shekels all bunched up.
Alright, proceed. What about that video you just posted about the guy that Sheckles all bunched up. All right.
Proceed.
Proceed.
What about that video you just posted about the guy that owned the buildings and needed the insurance money?
Dude.
Yeah.
Hey, did he...
He didn't happen to be Jewish, did he?
Yeah.
Yeah, perhaps.
Yes.
Silver...
Did his name end in a theme?
Silverstein.
There's a guy here with a theme in his last name, dude.
The space of...
Oh my god.
Hey, not all Jews are bad people, though.
I got friends of mine that are Jewish people.
Yeah, yeah, no.
I understand that, right?
These are jokes, but...
9-11, I do have my thoughts and feelings
on it.
This Ben and Yahoo guy is up to no good.
Oh, this guy is fucking,
this is the devil in
reincarnated. It'd be like if Trump was doing
evil things. Is every American bad? No.
So don't take
everything I'm saying as. Yeah, but this
war with Iran is a
different situation, brother.
I heard word on the street was Israel went to Trump and said, we're going.
We're fucking this place up.
Yeah, well, Trump should have said, if you do, I'm going to fuck you up.
To get them to chill almost.
Like, it's that friend who went with the crazy friend to make them not go crazy.
If that makes sense.
I don't know if this is accurate.
This is Netanyahu's
fucking wet dream.
This is 40 years in the making, brother.
Yeah, I'm not going to pretend
like I understand it.
Because I don't.
Well, it's complicated. I've been at this
for 40 years.
First of all, guys. Also, get out of Dubai.
Habibi. It is
not safe.
Marketing promotion telling you to stay.
I'm going to
leave, right? I'm going to urge you
to leave. You can go back. Just leave
for a few weeks, guys. Maybe a month or two.
I don't know. Get out of it.
I would tell
Snorkels the same thing when I see him. Hopefully one
day. Where are you from, dude?
I'm from Boston.
Oh, okay. I'm out here
every day talking crypto,
vibing forever.
I'm a big XRP guy.
Is mine in the wrong room?
Oh my god.
Did you get hit on your head?
No, I did not.
No, not at all.
What happened?
I bought my first XRP at .002 of a penny.
I'm fine.
Have you sold any?
I'm a hodler.
I'm one of those guys that goes
and is going to be a hero and a zero.
Why?
Well, you know,
I make money with other stuff.
I don't need the money.
See, that's always tough for me.
Yeah, I make
plenty of money with other shit.
So you like to
throw it away?
I don't want to throw it away, but I do
believe that the stage is set for xrp but
we're not exactly at the end of the movie yet is that your like play or you have multiple oh no no
no i have a lot of xlam xdc x uh oh my god it's bad yeah i have a lot of stuff i have the v chain
i have some stuff that's outside the circle of the ISOs as well. Shout out VeChain, man.
They gave me a free
premium package for the UFC.
It was fucking dope.
I own a lot
of casino coin.
I own 72.
I went in the casino.
I placed a bet on everything.
I'm a fucking degenerate gambler.
What about Bitcoin East, Solana?
It's old shit.
Oh my god, dude.
Yo, this guy.
This is fucking knocking.
This is dinosaur shit. That was just a test.
No, no, I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.
Bitcoin? No, wait.
Hold on. You're bullish on XRP, but not Bitcoin?
Brother, what does Bitcoin do?
It's a store of value oh that's the
story you have to come up with because it didn't work no i said that instantly dude i didn't even
think yeah i know yeah because you're brainwashed into the bitcoin what is xrp my friend the banks
are never going to use that really okay yeahies not over yet. No, they're not, dude.
I'm not going to be...
Listen, I think you've got to be...
Wait, government...
Wait, government...
I'm not going to be here...
I'm not going to hear...
I'm not here to fucking debate change.
Now, come on.
We're having a conversation.
Yeah, of course.
Nations are buying Bitcoin.
Nations are not.
What does it do?
It's a store of value.
Digital value.
Oh, okay.
I can say XRP is a store of value. I got a fucking shit's a store of value digital okay i can say your xrp is a store of value i got
a fucking shitload or start you know store value storing that value well oh the movie
bitcoin had a run over yeah bro they gotta fucking shake everybody out okay i think they shook him
out i think it's you no not me i'm still here no i'm saying i think it's you left and
the other dudes who are brainwashing can't leave no no no no it's not to do with brainwash it's got
to do with your like the mentors you're the dude who round-trip dogecoin and you're sitting at 10
cents wondering whether i made i made i made a shitload of money on dog coin
just the fact you said dog coin makes me think you didn't no i well okay doge coin okay yeah
just the fact you said dog coin makes me think you didn't
i'm gonna fucking hear me i'm gonna fluff your balls now okay there's another dude infamously
who called it that right he was banned from the show yeah do it yeah okay you know it's like you
seem cool wait you seem cool i also like a good debate
yeah back place yeah i mean do you're so bullish on xrp and not bitcoin i didn't you know i'm not
gonna press you on e that's performed because we've been working okay if you allow me to talk
with no interruptions i'd be more than delighted to help you out with this. I'm going to give you the floor. Okay. You know, first of all, you know who
Satoshi Nakamoto is?
Well, technically
no one really knows who it is.
I will tell you
that I did corner
David Schwartz at an XRP
convention, number two.
that video
got passed around.
Let me finish my I I don't want to be rude and leave but you know come on not only okay all right just relax oh okay
okay I'll just laugh mute yourself out chill out take your fucking suppository relax all right chill out so i cornered him and i told him
i says you put a patent on blockchain technology in 1988 this is a two minute and 19 second interview
that got recorded by thousands of people and it got passed around on x like a fucking joint at a grateful dead concert okay and I could tell you
I could tell you that
I could tell you that by
the time that in two minute and
19 second interview was over he actually
agreed that he's one of the main
Satoshis but if you wanted me to tell
you the story I can if you
you would like to be detained, enlightened,
would like to be entertained enlightened
and if you like you balls fluffed
and if you like you, balls fluffed.
You seem funny, bro. I like you.
I'm going to follow you.
Go ahead.
So check this out.
So I said, 1988, you put a patent on blockchain technology.
Yes, I did.
Agreed.
Great.
I said, we had to wait until the internet catches up
before we could marry the blockchain and uh and the uh
wait was there internet in 88 1988 yeah 1988 the internet was just in its primitive stages
but it was okay okay i'm asking i was asking dial up okay dial up yeah remember that one later yeah
okay okay okay go ahead i love phone so anyway he
said yeah i did put a baton on blockchain technology 1980 or right i said they as we
have to wait for the blockchain and the internet to work together we have to wait for the internet
to catch up because it was fucking dial-up right great agreed second agreement okay
i said in the year 2000 you go and did some consulting work for DARPA.
Yes.
I said, 2007.
And in 2008, what happened?
He says, the housing bubble.
I said, bingo, you got it.
And what happened in 2009?
Bitcoin came out.
I says, and you're still at the scene of the crime. They came to you, and I'm speculating, I said.
They came to you and said, son, i said they came to you and said son we're a bunch
of fuck-ups and we fucked up everything you got to create the next monetary system with that
you created bitcoin bitcoin's too heavy too cumbersome too much energy too slow to this to
that so they had to reinvent it and said hey store value because the store of moving money wasn't
there so they had to reinvent the story so that the story would stick it stuck okay 2007 2008
housing bubble 2009 they had to create a monetary system that doesn't work who's the only guy that either can go back and fix Bitcoin. David Schwartz, a.k.a. Satoshi Nakamoto,
I give you XRP, Bitcoin 5.0 on fucking steroids.
It's scalable to billions of transactions per second.
That's already been proven in the labs.
Don't even go there.
Don't laugh.
Don't put on your fucking laughing machine.
Leave everything status quo.
Okay?
I can tell you they're never going to need to get it that high
to serve world commerce.
1972, they have what's called the SWIFT system.
The SWIFT system has been around since I moved to the United States
in Brooklyn years ago
okay it's old it's antiquated 71 what's that you skipped over 71 when the dollar switched off gold
well yeah 71 with nixon etc etc there's a lot of moving parts but anyway so you understand they have they need something that moves money at
the speed of fucking light and now what's happening they're knocking it down into the dirt because
they need black rock and and white rock and and pink rock and all these fucking companies need
to buy it on the cheap because they got to do the etfs because all the fucking people that don't
understand don't want to understand they want to own the etf they want to own the freaking uh what do they call that thing it's a
stock of a stock uh i can't come to me right now uh yeah it's like a fraction exactly so uh you
know the bottom line is this when i got done with that conversation the conversation ended precisely verbatim with these words and that
video is what made me very very popular because it's gotten hundreds of millions of views all
over the internet it's been passed around a lot so that's how everybody knows me by my big chair
in that video uh so he said in these words he said you right. I may very well be the main Satoshi in the fucking crowd.
And there were hundreds of people around us at the Vegas convention when fucking wild.
That's a true story.
Interesting, right?
There have been a few people to kind of run with that.
Well, he didn't say I was Satoshi Nakamoto, but he did say I was
I could I could be I could you're right. He says I could be one of the main
Satoshis
Yeah, true story no a lot of cool rabbit holes about
Well, you know look if you're bored in this fucking planet, you know A lot of cool rabbit holes about Bitcoin.
If you're bored in this fucking planet,
if you live on this planet,
you've got to take it to the freak show.
If you were born in the United States,
you've got a front row seat.
And right now, everything's burning.
Rome is burning, and they've got to bring out the gladiators so that we can distract everybody.
I agree. Things aren't good. I love all your sound effects dude appreciate it yeah by my podcast by
the way on on youtube is mel carmine podcast you're gonna now send me 550 in xrp $50 in XRP. Good luck. The check's in the mail.
Oh my god, this guy uses
checks.
They should be in the wallet.
There you go.
What are your thoughts on meme coins?
Look, my
wife fucks around with
what is that one?
Shiba Inu or a few of those.
Happy wife, happy life.
I give her a couple of dollars.
Go buy yourself some of that shit.
Leave me alone.
Tell her about Pepe the Frog.
Yeah, she got involved with Pepe the Frog.
She made a couple of dollars.
Oh, dude.
She sounds like she's sensible.
My wife likes to...
She's Asian.
My wife is...
She's Asian.
She's a degenerate gambler.
Yeah, Pepe's big in the culture over there, too.
Yeah, she's from the Philippines.
She's going to out-trade you, King. Don't leave her.
Oh, no, no, no. She's a smart girl. I never leave her.
She's going to out-trade you, bro.
Amber is the best.
Treat her right, bro. Treat her right.
You're going to need her later, bro. Trust me.
At XRP.
Does she have XRP? I want to know.
Like, is she bullish on XRP?
She's actually the one that actually
told...
Uh-oh.
They got to him.
I felt like when XRP was dust, and then you look
at your wallet, and it, like, it
rose right up, so...
Look, they got
to him for telling us who Satoshi was,
dude. They took him out.
I'm telling you,
they killed him.
Probably had a red dog on his shirt. He's like, what is this,
this man?
As soon as he muted his mic,
they took a shot, dude.
We got the shot.
Take the shot take the shot
I believe it anyways here we are it's Tuesday I don't know what's gonna happen of crypto but uh yeah we got pepe sushi up here just want to say this pepe sushi
has become a dear friend of the show I now have a arm an affiliate program
where for $500 a month you can become an alchemist affiliate of the show and get
called out and I can't treat you rudely or anything
So Pepe sushi is one of the first affiliates
There was also a down payment and there was a service fee. So it's an annual fee
Also, there was not I'm sorry about that guys. I am back. Oh Jesus Christ
No, now is explaining my fees for my whole thing I'm doing.
It's an affiliate program.
If you're interested, it's $500 a month.
You become an affiliate.
Okay.
You're pitching an affiliate program?
It's okay, dude.
You're cool.
You know, I have a...
Listen, my wellness center in Cape Canaveral you don't laugh, okay
Please don't laugh. It's called staying alive
calm
It is alive alive
The other one you're right belongs to the beaches
All right, I think and i have a stage with microphones and a pa system i think you should
i think you should come down for our quantum summit on the 28th and the 29th as a stand-up
comic dude i'm into it let's do it man let's do it okay canavro what's the test it's 28th and the
29th the 27th is mingo we're gonna have we're gonna be down at the uh
twisted tides in coco beach there's gonna be about a couple hundred people there uh martinis
karaoke's and cheese sticks whatever i'm gonna have my my uh my manager trisha is gonna dm you
for the for the flight i only fly business class uh need an Airbnb that allows dogs
Brother, everybody's on their own dime
And I have a retainer
Everybody's on their own dime
And if you know who you're talking to
You would be paying me
Only on chain
Yeah, okay
Trish, could you DM her phone?
Give up your back
I told you you should be a comedian.
I'm being serious.
I'm being serious, too.
We don't pay for it.
I got Senator Fincham coming from Arizona, and he's paying his own way.
I'm going to pay your way.
Come on, dude.
Seriously.
Seriously.
This is bottom of the barrel.
Senator Fincham happens to be a dear friend of mine.
Get your act together.
Yeah.
This is crazy. Yeah. a dear friend of mine. Get your act together. Yeah. This is crazy.
Yeah.
He's one of us.
You know, he's part of that 17th letter in the alphabet.
All right, we're starting a Kickstarter for this, guys.
If you could start sending me Soul or Eat, we're going to get me to Cocoa Beach.
I'm going to need money for Call Girls, cocaine, and just some stuff for my son.
Champagne, cocaine, what else?
Let's get them a Nintendo.
Are they all Filipinas? I'm going to come.
No, no.
There's maybe two other Filipinas
in there on the crowd besides
my wife.
Where's your wife from?
Cebu? No, she's from
Pangasinan.
Pangasinan. Oh my god, exotic. What the fuck? Yeah, she's from Pangasinan. Pangasinan. Oh, my God.
Exotic.
What the fuck?
Yeah, my ex used to be from Philippines.
Okay.
I've been in Philippines three times.
Have you been there?
I've been there.
I lived there for three and a half months.
Yeah, of course I've been there.
Okay, cool.
That's kind of like a vacation.
Three and a half months is not a vacation.
Kind of.
Two weeks is a vacation.
Three months is you live there. You can't really say you live there three and a half months is not a vacation kind of two weeks is a vacation three months
You can't really say you live there three now
Well, I didn't even make it a season bro. I lived in Kota Kinabalu
I bet you don't even know where I lived in Kota Kinabalu also for three months
He was there you were just extended vacation. Just come on. I bet you you have no idea what Kota Kinabalu is
No, never I have no idea too.
I mean, I've been there three times,
not three months.
Yeah.
Kota Kinabalu is Malaysia.
Kota Kinabalu.
But you don't know where it is.
That doesn't sound rational, dude.
Kota Kinabalu, well, Malaysia's on two continents.
So the one continent where there's Borneo,
one-third of it is Malaysia,
two-thirds of it is Indonesia.
That's where Kota Kinabalu is.
It's the third largest island in the world.
Look it up.
It's gorgeous.
I'm sorry, dude.
I've seen the flights in and out of there.
They're sketchy, dude.
They disappear and they crash in Norte.
Yeah. Yeah. I've seen the flights in and out of there. They're sketchy dude. They disappear and they're crashing. No, yeah
Yeah, right
Man, but I hate the food in the philippines man. I was there. That's like I was starving dude. I love the food there
Are you kidding? They got great food. Oh, you eat chicken feet in there. I don't eat chicken feet and fucking pay years
No, I don't do that. But I eat everything else
I eat, uh, the only thing I eat is like rice like pilot. I'll eat everything. I'll eat fucking pigs balls
I don't give a shit, but I don't know dude. I don't eat the fucking
That egg what's that what's that a called the egg balloon balloon? Oh my god, no, you did not get me to fucking eat that
No, dude.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, my wife is like, no, you got to try Balut.
I says, I will try a lot of things in life,
but not Balut. That thing
stinks, dude. I know.
What the fuck is going on?
Brother, you know, when I first
met my wife
in person,
she actually flew to a customer.
Wait, wait.
Did you mail order her, bro?
Bro, I ordered a pepperoni pizza, and she showed up.
Not for real, did you?
No, but did you?
Not mail order, no.
I met her on the internet.
It's true.
Was it like an international site for mail ordering your bride?
No, no, no.
It was a website, and then I said, do you have Skype?
She said, yeah, I got Skype.
What site, though?
What site?
You got to tell us.
Oh, I think it was called FilipinaKisses.com.
Oh, my God.
How down bad were you that night at 2 a.m. to be on that?
You were doing it hard, weren't you?
You were like, oh, yeah.
Bro, the first six months I met her, I thought I was going to block her.
Seriously.
Dude, six months?
Six months, I was like, I'm going to block this bitch.
You were in love, dude.
No, honestly, Filipinas, they take care of their man.
They really do.
They're the best.
They are the best.
What the fuck?
Wait, what's the best?
They got a lot of tolerance.
What's the website? Filipino kisses? Filipina, not Filipino. A Filipino might get a lot of tolerance. What's the website? Filipino kisses?
Filipino, not Filipino.
A Filipino might get a lot of penises
if you get all at the end.
Oh, nah. Pepe sushi, that's your thing.
You know?
I did that.
Oh, shit.
You're funny, bro.
Bacla, bacla.
Yeah, bacla, there you go.
Hey, how much did it cost
what to get her all over here and everything oh my god don't even go there bro i'm asking
uh it costs quite a quite a few a few bucks uh and i had to actually fly her around the world
but she could not land in the united states because her people have a tendency to stay in
the united states they get off the flight
and they just don't go to their
final destination, if you know what I mean.
So I had to fly her to
Shaman, China. From there,
I flew to Beijing. From Beijing to
Dubai. Dubai to the Netherlands.
The Netherlands to Spain.
From Spain to
Panama.
And then from Panama to Costa Rica. in costa rica for 11 years
okay was there a family like you or no her family loves me
yeah very very nice people they they don't they don't you know the filipinos are not very
was it love at first or was it kind of like? No, man.
At first it was like, fuck, this girl's like fucking weird.
Something's not right.
And she would not fucking allow me to get to know her personality at all.
And I'm like, oh, my God.
This is going to be an uphill battle.
And I was like, is today the day I'm going to block Amber?
And thank God I never did.
But she's fucking, she fucking turned out to be an amazing amazing broad
any hot family members back home we could set some of the crypto bros up with them
oh yeah there's a couple of single uh people over there um you know there's so many there's so many
i wouldn't fix you up on my my
sister-in-laws unless i knew you so if it turns out to be bad then i i got another another person
on my list to whack you could try many i have dude yeah take a ticket many have
I hear you.
i hear you i'm expecting a dm with a list of girls
I'm expecting a DM with a list of girls.
Did you follow me?
Yeah.
Okay, I got to follow you back then, bro.
That's it.
Yeah, we're every day.
Talking crypto.
Every day?
Yeah, every day.
Okay, you're a smart guy.
I'm a regular dude.
No, but anyway, I was getting to the story.
This is where I wanted to make sure i come back to tell you the story i was mining bitcoin way way way back with a company called
omnia it was a networking company out of um uh europe and uh my my friend who's also aka satoshi nakamoto by the name of joeby weeks who mine 92 000 bitcoins
uh if you go to joebyweeks.com you'll get to know his whole story and or free joeby because he's got
an ankle brace that's a long long story he will be here for another eight hours tell you the story
so um but anyway i was mining bitcoin i had mine successfully three and a half bitcoins
and amber kept fucking breaking my balls about uh xrp xrp xrp and the xrp was like fucking
like dust like fucking pennies less than pennies back then and um so one day just to get rid of her ass i said look here's 50 bucks go buy yourself
some fucking xrp and leave me the fuck alone i don't want to hear xrp ever again so three days
later we're laying in bed and she said i said to her how much xrp did you buy for 50 bucks and she turned around with a straight face and she said to me 25 000
true story it was 0.002 of a penny do the math
so long story short is she finally got me to sit down and watch videos and that was the worst thing
that i could have done because that's when the lights went on for me personally.
It's like, you know, you like Cadillacs.
I like Lincolns.
You know, you like vanilla ice cream.
I like.
Yeah, but I like Cadillacs and you like a Power Wheels car at Walmart. Oh, come on.
No, no, no.
You've been brainwashed, bro.
XRP?
I feel bad for you.
You've been brainwashed.
If you really think the banks are going to use it, you've lost the power.
They don't have a fucking shit. They don't have a fucking...
They don't have a...
Dude, do you understand?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is your...
The banks will never come to us, dude.
What is your...
What's your real name, bro?
What's your real name?
Are you allowed to mention your real name?
Here we go.
This dude's a fat guy.
Yeah, FBI.
Forever bother Italians.
This dude's a goddamn fat guy.
Hey, what is your what is your name
he was sent by nubu i knew it alchemist okay we'll call you alchemist we're good we're good
i like alchemy so but anyway long story short is that the that the worst thing I could have done is sat down.
Because when I sat down and I understood the mechanics and the utility, and I'm going back, you know, 10 years, guys.
Long, long, long time.
We bought XRP many, many times.
We're repeat offenders for pennies, less than pennies, literally.
Yeah, but you're not selling it.
Yeah. Why would I sell it? Because it went on. Wait, wait,ies, literally. Yeah, but you're not selling it. Yeah, why would I sell it when the...
Because it went up.
Wait, wait, wait, bro, check this out.
Check this out.
It went up.
You're getting greedy.
When will you sell it?
Let me ask you that.
I'm going to sell probably 5%, 10% of my bags at $100.
Do you know how that would even work?
I know you're going to go back to the market cap.
No, dude, do you know what even the market cap would be?
Bro, bro, bro.
I knew you were going to go to the market cap or something.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, dude.
That'd be like me saying Bitcoin would at like fucking $50 million, dude.
Yeah, it's not the Zito.
Come on.
Let's talk real math.
Okay, listen.
Real math.
Come on, dude.
Stop living in a three-dimensional world.
$10 would be a moonshine.
Brother, we're graduating from that fucking three-dimensional world.
You know who invented market cap?
Oh, my God.
Okay, you invented market cap.
Who invented it?
Why don't you enlighten me?
The Bitcoin bros.
God damn it. So they can show everybody
they got the big swinging dick, the shiny thing
that fucking does nothing. Fuck off.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
That's all I heard.
You mind Bitcoin and you missed it.
Bro, bro. This is a horror story, sold my you should write a book about that i sold my first xrp at 16 900 bucks to buy xrp that was like fucking pennies
yeah but you're not taking profit on that bro bro you don't understand i've made 10 times
more money if you understand the math okay let me give you a
story this is a true story my friend marie from new jersey okay she's a she's very wealthy she
owns she owns she's worth 60 million bucks true story i got the biggest fucking clients by the
way they all come to me because i got brokers all over the world all right i got i could get you
brokers that sit down with you and fluff your balls and do a Zoom call with you, show you how to use your wallet, all that stuff.
You don't have to go to Coinbase and get destroyed.
You don't know how to fucking take your money off of them.
Anyway, long story short, she calls me.
Yeah, but they're not doing that.
This is a Bitcoin person.
Wait, wait, wait.
Time out.
This is a Bitcoin person.
Bitcoin's hovering at $49,000,,000, okay, and so on.
XRP's hovering at 39 cents, 42 cents, 45 cents, et cetera.
She said, man, should I take my last 17 Bitcoins?
And I said, absolutely.
She went in, boom, XRP goes up to like, you know, $2.90,
the last little miniature bull run.
And Bitcoin goes to $126,000.
She calls me immediately.
She says, I get it.
I got the math.
She says, okay, I six times my money with doing it your way with XRP.
But if I would have stayed in Bitcoin, I would have maybe 2.2 times my money.
Bingo.
You got it.
See, don't get fucking mesmerized with the big swinging fucking dick, the shiny object that does nothing, that nobody wants to fucking spend.
It's a store of value.
It's a store of value tomorrow morning.
Everybody decides.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did she realize those gains?
Yes. She actually, she's not like Mel Carmine. decides at 9 o'clock in the morning wait wait wait wait did she realize those games yes she
actually she's not like mel carmine she actually took the fucking money and she actually did what
she fucking she took profit you out you outperformed bitcoin yeah she outperformed we all try to do
yeah exactly you know but to be you don't get that i don't but i'm not married to just one you see
i'm not married to just one i got see? I'm not married to just one.
I got a bunch of them.
You guys are just strictly Bitcoin, Ethereum.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we're not.
You got to get to know us.
We're very diversified.
ETHGATE, okay?
You know about ETHGATE, correct?
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
All right.
I'm going to welcome CKASA to the stage.
Sure.
I'm sure at some point something you said has somehow lured him up here.
I'm going to allow him to maybe chime in for a second.
We got Ron here as well.
Ron, get up here.
What's up, guys?
How we doing?
I like this guy's voice already.
Oh, shit.
We got the better version of Brooklyn Baller on the stage.
This is nice.
Way more enjoyable, to be honest.
But, bro.
Yeah, check it out.
Yeah, where are you from?
You're from Brooklyn for real.
No, I'm talking about you.
You might not be familiar with Brooklyn Baller,
but there's times when he would come on our show.
I just had to cut it off.
It was just too much, but you got a similar cadence.
But it's way more enjoyable, way more enjoyable until you hit us
with this Market Cap take.
Yeah.
It's hard to listen to that type of stuff stuff because like you know it's it had nothing
to do like market cap is is something that's used way beyond crypto including gold including
everything right it's like literally just the number of shares is you like that it's it's it's
a it's it's actual math right so it's like let's see the the market cap of xrp is what 80 billion right now is
that about right i i don't i i don't look at the numbers bro you know when somebody calls me and
says xrp is you know just went over the all-time high six bucks seven bucks i might get a little
bit excited but not too excited i'm here for the big, big numbers. I'm either going to be a hero or a fucking zero. Gabish, you get it?
Okay. I'm not here. I'm not here
for... Look, when you put...
When the United States government
puts
Ripple XRP front and center,
part of the Treasury, part of the new
Federal Reserve, you got to pay attention.
Wait, what did you say?
Hold on. You know what else you got to pay attention to?
Hold on, wait. Right now, the market cap's 80 billion that means that a hundred dollars it would have to be over six trillion dollars which means six
yeah but you're not six times yeah but you're not seeing the world but but but when you say when you
say you're not seeing the world you're telling me me, like, you're like, listen, 2 plus 2 does not equal 4.
Okay?
They're telling you a lie.
They're lying.
They've been lying.
It equals 5, right?
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Well, that's what you're trying to tell me, and that's why I'm saying it.
No, no, no.
Listen to me.
My dog.
Okay.
Hear me out.
You got to realize that, like, it's simple math.
Like, you literally, like.
Oh, no, no.
Believe me.
I understand math.
I understand you're either pregnant or you ain't pregnant.
Okay?
I get that.
Right. Right. All right. Here's the pregnant. Okay? I get that. Right.
Right.
All right.
Here's the thing.
Okay?
Hear me out.
Here's the thing.
Go ahead.
When you take into accountability, now you see all this fucking, this is the laziest
generation I know because I had to fire somebody the other day.
They're lazy.
But it's not that they don't want to work.
They just don't want to work the way you and I work, William, my father.
Wait, wait, wait. Let me finish my story.
Otherwise, it doesn't have any...
Okay? Let me finish putting the icing on the cake.
Okay? They don't want to work.
So that has forced
an artificial intelligence and robots,
which means everybody's going to have to go
on what's called the universal basic
income. Alright?
Where are they going to get this money from?
They're going to fucking print it out of thin air,
print it whatever with cryptocurrency.
They're going to have overabundance.
When you take into account how much money has to move on planet Earth
in the new world that you guys can't see,
you're stuck on market cap, three-dimensional world.
Okay, you can't see the fourth dimension yet.
That's not real.
No, no, I'm telling you bro logic is not you
are telling me it's five you're talking corporation to corporation moving money banks to banks okay
okay here's one government to government 100 quadrillion dollars a year moving
just just glaze over forget about it forget about. Forget about it. Here's the problem.
Here's the problem with the XRP bros, okay?
You guys had a case, right, before everybody and their fucking mama across the international,
the whole spectrum went to stable coins.
Yeah.
The XRP bull case went out the fucking door when people started widely adopting stable
coins and it became front and center.
Second, $6 trillion.
Okay, right now, that would be the market cap at 100.
You're talking about more than crypto, Ethereum, everything put together times four.
Okay?
Or times a little over three.
There's going to be a new market cap that we haven't seen yet that's going to calculate shit.
That's not a real thing, bro.
Do you understand how market cap is calculated?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I do.
So if you do, then you would realize what you're saying
is literally you telling me that it's like...
Well, there's a lot of people that are a lot smarter than Mel Carmine
that seem to think that this thing is going to...
And there's a lot of logical videos out there.arded bro they are retarded we have a lot of retarded xrp guys they're releasing a
billion supply on your head every year bro they got it scheduled it's not you're not even working
the movie is not over yet dude the movie's not over yet. Buy another tub of popcorn,
sit down and relax.
Okay, but here we go.
Just bear with me.
Who is this guy talking? I can't even see who's talking.
Humor me for a second.
You got
market cap, which is literally just
price times
circulating supply. That's how you get market cap.
I hear you, bro. I get that.
They're putting more supply every year into the equation.
Wait, wait.
Are you saying there's only 100 billion XRP
and a lot of it gets burnt?
There's no more supply.
Bro, they're literally releasing a billion.
I get that, but a certain amount gets burnt
and there's no more supply
there's a lot of Bitcoin bros out there
saying that we print XRP
every fucking day that's not
true no what what it's
not circulating right now because it's locked
because it's not there you're not there
yet bro exactly
but what I'm saying what I'm saying is yes
like technically the
supply is there.
But it's been locked.
So it hasn't been in circulation.
You're getting a billion every fucking year.
This is going to be coming down.
And you're telling me this shit is going to 6X the entire Bitcoin.
And Bitcoin is going to go to $10 million a coin.
Yes.
And it's going to snow in Miami.
No one says that.
But that's actually possible.
That's actually...
$10 million, I think, is a little much, right?
But I do think a million is possible just off market cap.
If you got...
But you see, they got us fucking going against each other with all this bullshit.
You got gold at $40 trillion.
That's what they want.
They want us divided, bro.
You got gold at $40 trillion.
Gold is literally the most...
It makes no sense. It's heavy as fuck. People are literally the most. It makes no sense.
It's heavy as fuck.
People are trading paper.
It doesn't make sense.
It's not that you can't use it for anything.
Bitcoin, right, and crypto in general.
Do you know how much silver it takes to build a Tomahawk missile?
Fuck a Tomahawk missile, bro.
I got my fucking nuts in your mouth, bro. That's what I'm talking about. That's my Tomahawk missile? Fuck a tomahawk missile, bro. I got my fucking nuts in your mouth, bro.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's my tomahawk missile.
Hold on.
I'm just saying.
Do you know how much...
Do you know how much fucking silver it takes
to build a tomahawk missile?
17 kilos.
Come on.
17 kilos.
Okay.
But that anecdote is...
Silver is going to be the fucking... I'm trying to tell you. Silver is going to be the
I'm trying to tell you
we have an overabundance of silver
again you're talking about supply
silver is going to be the
bitcoin of the metals market
do you know how much silver there is
not enough
there's plenty
you got to change
your channel
You're on the wrong channel
You're on the wrong channel. You're on the wrong channel, dude
I do it. I'm literally going off of facts like not even making up. It's true. It's through my
My mom got 100 kilos of silver.
I haven't watched CNN since 2020.
I'm just telling you, you're either CNN or Fox News.
I don't watch none of that.
Or MSN.
This dude's programmed by fucking media.
Look, as a fellow bag holder in multiple things, I empathize
with your strife, but the lack of
awareness is what's really heartbreaking.
The XRP shit is wild.
You cut your losses and just grab
something like Bitcoin or something.
Maybe just, I don't
know, bro.
Buy some Jungle Bay Apes, dog. That's
what you need. Dude, mining three Bitcoin
and then going to XRP. Get some DRB, dog. Satoshi G, dog. That's what you need. Dude, mining three Bitcoin and then going to XRP.
Kiss up DRB, dog.
Satoshi Grakamoto.
That's a real fucking story, dog.
That's a real story.
Dude, imagine mining Bitcoin.
Grak has money.
What's that?
Imagine mining Bitcoin and then going to XRP.
To buy it.
No, in many such cases.
Sorry about that.
I'm back, guys.
This is the fumble of the century, dude.
Dude, I do like him better than Brooklyn Baller, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That dude was crazy.
Yeah, he was crazy.
It was funny when he said it.
I was like, damn.
I'm back.
My morning's gone.
I'm back.
It was funny.
I don't know why he came.
It never made sense.
Can you guys hear me?
Thank God.
Yeah, yeah. We can hear you, dog.
We can hear you.
Who's funnier than who?
You said somebody's funnier than me?
I can't believe that.
No, he's not funny.
I said you're more enjoyable than this guy Brooklyn Brawler.
He's a famous wrestler from Alex's childhood days.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
That we met on the show.
He wasn't really like
the grade A guy,
but he knew.
No, he definitely wasn't.
I used to like that shit
when I was younger too, bro.
He had no figure or nothing.
He was kind of like
the B guy they brought out,
get beat up.
Bro, I was at WrestleMania 10
when Bam Bam Bigelow
fought Lawrence Taylor
like fucking from the Giants.
Oh, shit. Yeah, right before. I took my son. I never went live, dude. Bam Bam Bigelow fought Lawrence Taylor like elder like fucking from the Giants. Oh
Yeah Never went live dude. I wish that was that was only when I went to but that was crazy
But then I realized it wasn't real later and you know, it's a little it does take the fucking
It took you a little while to figure out the wrestling was fucking fake and you were trying I was a I
Okay
Throw in the towel
$100
Forget about it
I had a lot of time to like, you know
Formulate reasonable fucking framework they go through shit these guys throw in a towel use a slot
That's you jumped off the top of the cage.
That's real, bro.
No, I know.
Some of them used to get busted up.
I remember that dude.
What was it?
Owen Hart, when he died off that fucking die. Yeah, that was real, bro.
That was crazy.
Listen, guys.
I couldn't give a shit about Satoshi Nakamoto.
I couldn't give a shit about Brad Garlinghouse.
I couldn't give a shit about Brad Garlinghouse.
I don't care about any of this shit.
You know what I care about?
I'm making money, bro.
I'm making money.
That's calm.
But the accents don't reflect the philosophy.
Well, listen.
The movie's not over yet.
Let's reconvene.
I like to be friends.
It's Black Mirror, dog.
It doesn't end well.
Listen to me. It doesn't end well. Listen to me.
It doesn't end well. And you guys might
be right, but I don't think you are. That's okay.
You're home alone, too.
Listen to me. Listen to me.
When the fucking movie's over, then we reconvene
and we fucking look at the dust and we fucking
figure out who's wrong.
I've seen that movie.
It's going to be a depressing sight. I'm trying to save you, my dog.
Oh, no.
These guys back together all retarded retarded after you destroyed their life.
It's not good.
You don't,
you don't realize that that XRP hits the fucking algorithms.
They got all the Instagram bros.
What's,
I mean,
that was kind of the previous cycle,
but they still got them on the,
on the teeth.
Now they also got like,
what's the new one that,'s like an Instagram bro token.
I don't know.
There's a couple this cycle.
There's more tokens and crabs in a whorehouse.
Come on, dude.
Every fucking minute, there's tokens popping up.
Yeah.
Wait, then crabs in a whorehouse?
Explain that to me.
Crabs.
You know crabs?
You ever fucking get the crabs?
Crabs.
Crabs.
I thought you said craps.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no, crabs.
Yeah, there's a lot of crabs.
That's true.
That's probably, yeah, that checks out.
Yeah.
There's a lot of tokens.
Dude, wait, crabs are just southern.
Do you agree at least with Darlinghouse that 99% of them are going to go away?
Yes, 100%.
I do agree with that.
Okay.
But I think XRP is like
the most fucking
egregious
cuckery that I've seen on display
over multiple years.
It really is something.
Well, listen.
It's in the top five position. It's been here for multiple years. It really is something. Well, listen. It's in the top five position.
It's been here for 10 years.
These are all signs that it's not going to go away.
And it's not time to serve the fucking wine.
Right?
Yeah.
The wine's going to taste like dick, bro.
Honestly.
Don't wait for that wine.
Find a different vineyard.
Well, listen.
I don't like dick. wait for that wine. You get to find some find a different vineyard. Well, listen, I don't like I don't like Dick.
This conversation started with roses.
That was the point of my.
That was why.
Yeah.
You put like twisted tea in a wooden barrel, dude.
It's not going to be great.
Yeah, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Twisted tea in a barrel after 20 years.
That shit don't age.
That shit don't age like some fucking...
I was really enlightened
about learning about the roses
and the pussy, and I'm still fucking...
I haven't...
You came in when we started
talking about the roses and pussy,
and I was like, fuck.
I think when you said XRP was going to $100,
this was a wild take.
That is an insane take. Yeah, I know. That's XRP was going to $100, this was a wild take, right?
That is an insane take.
Yeah, I know. But that's how they get them, bro.
That's how they get that.
I've seen the clips, man.
I've seen the little, you know, the gotcha algorithm videos with all the dudes with their mouths open the whole time.
They got all the, everything is just over, you know, just expression.
There's been a lot of Bitcoin
bros that switched over, bro.
I'm not out here caping for Bitcoin
bros. I will cape for Bitcoin,
but I'm not caping for the bros. There's a lot
of LARPery out here.
Let's get back to the roses
and the pussy. That was a much more
interesting conversation.
We have a new perspective on the show.
It's Ron. I think you might like Ron. Ron knows a lot about all coins. Ron, what's up new perspective on the show. It's Ron.
I think you might like Ron.
Ron knows a lot about all coins.
Ron, what's up, my dog?
How are you?
Ron, what are your thoughts?
Because you're well-versed on all.
So you've been here a lot longer.
Yeah.
What's the take on this guy?
So here's what I'll say.
So yeah, so I've been here 15 years.
I made millions of dollars,
multiple millions of dollars on XRP.
Huge fan of the narrative.
Went out.
Rode that first wave up to, I don't remember, what is it?
$250, $350, whatever.
No, $392.
Whatever it was.
Whatever it was.
Whatever it was.
I got out at like $340, $350.
You're a good man.
I bought the bottom, sold the top because I thought it was a little overvalued.
Back then, not many people had 100 billion coins or whatever.
Once again, the talk was that it's going to match Bitcoin price and stuff, and it's just not possible.
So I made a bunch of money on it.
Still, that was with the, hey, we're going to be the payment rails of all the banks,
all this international remittance and stuff, which is trillions of dollars, right?
That was the original pitch.
I bought into it.
They had a head start on everyone.
It was a great philosophy, right?
They kind of screwed themselves in the last bull run because the banks were using it.
They tried to kind of keep it stable.
So they kind of kept it at 30 cents forever. So, you know,
the XRP army kind of got decimated from what they used to be. I mean, if you think they're,
if you think they're crazy now and powerful and over there now,
nothing like they used to be right. Like literally it was,
it was the XRP army was by far the strongest community in all of crypto.
So anyway, that was the narrative.
Now, I believe, so right now, I still believe it's a blue chip.
I still think it's going away.
My price target for this run is eight to 10 bucks.
I still think it can hit that.
I hear crazy stuff the other day because I was hearing people literally saying $50,000
XRP and stuff over on TikTok.
So I did the math.
If it matched the market cap of gold, it would be $550.
So I think realistically, if Bitcoin hits millions, I think XRP, if it, if it stays around now, realize there's a
difference between a store of value, kind of a commodity, like a gold and a company, right?
There's a difference. It's a lot harder as a company with competition and stuff like that,
where Bitcoin truly has no competition in that side of it. When we're talking digital gold,
store of value, whatever, right? So for a company, so can Bitcoin, if Bitcoin breaks it,
that's $2 million Bitcoin if it can overtake the market cap of gold.
That's possible for Bitcoin just because of the store of value.
There's zero competition in that rails and it's getting adoption.
For a company to do that with all this competition,
now I agree with CECASA, they've lost their,
they're going to be the payment rails for the banks and stuff like that because they've lost that to stable coins and fast, fast.
You're rugged, dude. So listen, they've lost that narrative. They've lost that fight.
They're going to be part of it still, no question.
They are becoming banks.
They're becoming a bank over in the Middle East.
They're trying to become a bank in the U.S.
They've got the stable coin, which is now number what, 47.
So they're going to play in that.
They're going to play.
They're going to be a piece of that.
I say it in your wildest dreams, I think it hits 50 bucks, maybe a hundred bucks,
right? That's a Bitcoin, it's multiple millions. What I say is it's a blue chip. It's not going
away. I would say this, a buddy of mine called me a month ago. He doesn't own any crypto,
anything. His friend wanted to put a quarter million into XRP.
When I told him realistically, I said,
put 25 to 50 grand in XRP, the rest in Bitcoin,
because he owns no crypto.
And I think that was solid advice.
I would advise you don't own more than 10 to 30%.
If you absolutely believe everything you're saying,
I would not own more than 10.
Personally, I wouldn't own more than like not even 2% or 5%.
Don't you think that the narrative that was, it was pretty, it was pretty solid for a while
with the international banks and all that stuff.
But now.
And they were way ahead of everybody.
They were way ahead of everybody.
Yeah, 100%. way ahead of everybody but yeah 100% happened bro the what was not in the in the mix was the
the extent of the stable coin narrative and adoption and and the fast cheap block change
yeah yeah they're gonna play a part of it they're not gonna be dominant they're not even gonna have
the majority of it they wasn't even invited to the cookout they They didn't even invite his ass to the, to the white house cookout, bro. And on, and yeah, and I get it. I get the belief in it and stuff. And then everyone
out there, um, it's like, listen, I, if I walk into whatever XYZ trade show in Vegas or, or
New York city, whatever the average person, more average people know about it. To me, it's the, to me, it's the Rolex of
Swiss watches. To me, it's the, it's the Harley Davidson of, of motorcycles, right? It's, I don't
know. It smells like Ed Hardy to me, my dog. So, so, so that's it. So Mel, honestly, no, uh, you
know, I would say we all need to be open-minded and you say, and that's what I tell people,
because I don't give a fuck what anyone else believes we believe we believe as you should i would tell you keep it to 10 or 20 percent i
believe it's going to go up i believe we're going to see 8 10 bucks when bitcoin gets up to two
300 000 i believe you might see 50 bucks you might see 100 bucks i don't see where you from
i'm from california i live in utah now okay are you originally from Ron? I'm from California. I live in Utah now. Oh, okay.
Are you originally from New York, though?
Because you got a lot of energy.
No, I lived out there.
I had a place on Battery City Park there for a while.
Okay.
Yeah, I rubbed off on you.
That's good.
I like New York boys.
But anyway, when I got into this conversation, they were talking about pussy and roses,
and I never got schooled on it
we should get back to that
I like that conversation a lot better
I love pussy
I did like to see this title
that I'll put
because I've been trying to tell bros
about the Dubai
the Dubai cabal
everybody like enough of this
Abibi Abibi
and that's nothing toward
i i love my middle eastern brothers and sisters but the dubai ones it smells like fucking it
should have just stank all it's been stank it's always every time there's some new fad and some
new something we got the whole fucking crew showing up together everyone everyone is in
is fucking synced up and you can just smell the fucking snake oil
it just stinks like fucking snake and uh and i just think it's it's enough of it bro um and and
then this whole fucking glorified glorification of this of this like artificial ass plastic fucking
place that's trying to be something when it really they got motherfucking slaves just tucked in the
back corner like it's not like it's nothing let's not talk about that though let's not talk about the slaves that are
just sitting like a few kilometers away since y'all love kilometers instead of some miles and
shit i just think it's a little wild man the selective fucking uh righteousness and glorification
of of a of a fucking desert with artificial bullshit going on. Fuck that shit.
Well, I agree with you, Caza, because as you know, I
worked in there for 15 years,
and I know Dubai very well.
15 years? Yes, sir.
I know you saw a wild evolution of that place.
Yeah, you are
100%. Yeah, I went
very young to Dubai.
He's a vampire. Yeah, I went very young to Dubai. Dude's a vampire.
Yeah, but actually, he's right.
It's so boring.
Everything is artificial, even the grass.
There is no grass in there.
No grass.
Because it's desert.
Everything is fake.
All the help.
Literally getting paid nothing, bro.
And tucked away in the back like a bad fucking pimple with some fucking...
Dude, three inches of range shuts that whole place down.
It's like, fucking, you're almost fine.
Yeah, but I actually missed Dubai because that's where I made the cool people.
That's where I was happy, like, having, like, party in every fucking day, dude.
It was fun.
Yeah, party, but you get caught on the street having too much of a party. They'll fucking take your left pinky and your right nut
Yes, they will yeah, they don't fuck around out there. Yeah, they don't
At what cost do you want this like you okay?
So forced labor and fucking capital punishment for minor shit. That's that we're okay with that
Did you did you guys see they just put out a whole fucking warning?
Anybody caught talking negatively about the fucking ruling party?
Yes.
Everybody talking, anybody talking negative can be put in jail, bro.
Like, fuck out of here, bro.
Any of you anti-freedom fucking cucks suck my dick with this glorification bullshit, bro.
I knew this shit was fucking larpery from
the beginning every time the dubai bros come together like fucking like uh like like leeches
in a swamp you can just fucking feel it bro it's in the ether and they're good too they're real
fucking savvy with the wordplay everyone everyone's talking oh yes bro i only i only put 500k oh yeah
oh yeah you're only fucking yeah yeah, yeah, we have license plate.
We paid $2 million for a license plate, three words.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, man.
Oh, yeah, we were out to this club.
I just dropped that.
I only lost $50,000 on the night.
It was not a big deal.
Not a big deal.
Everybody's got fucking money.
Nobody tells you it's daddy's money from fucking
From fucking generation
Harvesting slaves or they rob
Fucking two generations
Like these deer
Fuck out of here
You're not fooling me dog
You're not fooling me and fuck
Yo Dubai government suck my dick
How about that? Put me in jail
Hey listen guys I'm gonna have to go real soon
Can I make a quick plug if I can't make money?
Go ahead.
Plug XRP.
All right.
No, no, no.
I'm plugging my Quantum Summit if you guys want to come meet me in person.
Oh, shit.
Quantum Summit 17.
How much is it?
Oh, it's real cheap.
It's not expensive.
You'll be sitting inside technology.
It's nothing, brother.
It's not.
I'm not $400,000.
You'll be sitting inside technology that will cost you more just to come there and hang out and meditate.
It's our healing technology.
Listen, I don't go to these restaurants without the press.
So just say it's free healing technology and that you charge for it.
Frequency technology.
You love technology.
That's a wild spin.
I like it, bro.
Keep it going.
Who said that?
Who was that that said the Freakion technology?
Whoa.
Who was that that was...
Tell us how much the goddamn entrance fee is.
The VIP tickets are completely sold out.
VIP.
Yeah.
Don't tell the Dubai folks.
Don't fall me on, I think they're 175
Okay, and what do I get for that?
Well, you get to sit
Do you guys accept XRP?
Do you accept XRP?
Yes, we do, and silver and gold too
Fantastic
I'm going to bite off a piece of gold
You get to sit
Inside scalar biophotonic energy, which will absolutely...
Bro, these big words are fucking lit, bro.
I know you got the right fucking tech tuned up with all this quantum.
Brother, the only way you can experience that technology is you have to get abducted by a UFO.
No bullshit.
Oh, shit.
Just stay away from my ass.
I got it, yeah.
I got it here in Cape Canaveral.
This guy's good, bro.
Staying alive with 2Es.com.
I just bought two tickets.
You accept pets at the show.
2Es.
Let me show you the people there. Tom
Oldhouse will be there, the guy that actually created
the movie The Matrix.
He'll be on stage. He's a good friend of mine.
What the fuck?
Garling House, Old House.
You guys need...
I don't know.
You need to see...
Ron, where are you?
Where in California are you?
Wait, hold on. Make a new Matrix movie
and incorporate XRP into the...
No, listen. I'm actually a movie.
I didn't tell you guys this because I don't want you guys to think that I'm.
You're a movie producer, too.
I am a movie producer.
Don't you do it?
I love it.
Let's go.
It's a seven-star chef.
Yeah.
Mid-time Grammy winner.
Let's fucking go.
Dear Mr. President.
Dear MRPresident.net is my website.
Dear MRPresident.
We made a movie.
It got overshadowed by Charlie Kirk's
shooting.
Jesus Christ.
It did.
It's a great movie.
It's still got millions of views.
It's still got millions of views.
It's on like
a thousand channels.
It's a freebie.
A thousand channels?
I don't even know a thousand channels. I don't even know a thousand channels.
I don't even know a hundred anymore.
I know.
I know.
I'm connected, bro.
I'm Italian, bro.
Forget about it.
Forget about it.
How did Charlie Kirk die and fuck your movie up?
But anyway, my next movie's coming out.
It's called Dear Mr. President, Show Me the Money.
Wait, was your movie about an assassination?
That's a long title, Doug.
That's a long title.
What was the movie about that didn't make it because of Charlie Kirk?
What was the premise of it?
Was it a shooting?
Online censorship.
Bastards.
Wait, did that happen in the U.S.?
Because I'm pretty sure that's not a real thing.
It is a real thing.
And listen, go watch the movie.
It's translated in languages.
Are there boobs?
And there's no boobs, no boobs.
Oh, come on, dude.
Dude, are there devices called...
I know you guys are the pussy and roses and all of that.
Yeah.
Are there devices called Rose that are sucking clits in it?
That's what you think.
You guys sound like freaking...
Wait, wait.
You have a loyal XRP bro
Raph has taken the stage
Raph
I'm a Cardano
I'm a Cardano
I'm an XRP
you got a real fucking great bunch
here
we should start an ETF
guys let's go
how many of you guys in the room believe in the straw man?
Well, I believe in, like, the concept of the straw man.
Which straw man are you referring to?
We're talking about that when you're born, they give you the all caps names and they
trade you like a fucking cattle.
That shit was all low caps, bro.
I got low caps in my name.
By design. Yeah. They trade you like a fucking like cattle that shit was all low caps bro i got no caps in my name by design yeah they trade you like cattle your your parking ticket is a fucking bond your marriage license is a bond your your your fishing license hunting license these are all bonds they're all
being traded you're everybody in this room is worth 300 million dollars you don't even know
what about my license to mog i don't know where mogscara
i don't know what the mascara is oh it's for the kids it's some gay shit don't worry about it keep
it pushing yeah but anyway yeah no it's you know you're making they're making interest on top of
interest on top of interest on top of interest on top of interest on top of interest on your shit
how much am i worth again? I already forgot.
You can be worth a billion. When you're born,
they fingerprint your feet, and they
put you in the system, and they give you the all-caps names,
which is your twin brother or twin sister.
Are you saying I'm worthless?
Dude, this is an XRP shit, dude.
Yeah, no, I'm serious, guys.
Listen, my wife was able to pay
a bill using my social security number.
It's in the movie, okay? Oh, shit. What is that number? Hold on, I'm able to pay a bill using my social security number. It's in the movie.
Okay.
What is that number?
Hold on, I'm going to get a pen.
I'm just telling you.
I have lifeblocks.
You can't get my shit.
Yeah.
But anyway, needless to say, we were able to pay a bill for $2,600.
And we got a receipt saying, thank you, it was successful.
And four days later, no, it wasn't successful.
Is there money there?
Of course there's money there.
They just don't want you to have it.
As a matter of fact, if you push the envelope and you go and try to pay a second, a third, and a fourth bill,
you'll get a knock from the FBI, forever bother Italians.
All right?
Oh, shit. At the door.
That's a great idea.
Yeah.
And so you're not allowed to even access your own money but they've been trading your shit forever that's why we went from the republic to the incorporated of america we're going to get
rid of the incorporation because trump is doing that uh the internal revenue service with the
external revenue service the tariffs it's all slow grind it's moving in that direction uh get rid of
property taxes and you know all of that stuff.
Are you on right now?
Nope, I don't.
We got life and glory up here.
Yeah, but you'll go see
my movie. It's coming out
probably
April.
You're going to have to come around here a bit more
to start making demands of the room
get to know you
oh it's only
I forget to tell you
you're one of those guys you come here once
you tell us to do all this shit and you leave
it doesn't work like that
I know but I'll be back
and I'll squeeze you for more stuff
when you come back we'll have something
built a sanctuary for you and it ain't going to cost you a cent.
Yeah, exactly.
You'll find a place to
find worship, and it's going to be a really
cool spot, and you won't have to pay one penny
for it. I worship, too,
whenever I have time.
Whoa.
So who was the girl?
There was a girl here that was talking. I can't see
who's talking for some reason. This technology doesn't work too well. I think you meant rap because he has a feminine voice rap talk
Hello, no, maybe it's this girl called Queen B or something. Maybe you talk to Queen B
chill out
Don't be like Brooklyn brawler that guy
It ended creepy
We got bodyguards for her that was Trisha Don't be like Brooklyn Brawler. That guy, it ended creepy. Why are you throwing me under the bus with the new kid, man?
We got bodyguards for her.
That was Trisha.
We got weird with the ladies.
I thought we were supposed to be friends.
You're throwing me under the bus.
Dude, he was sending photos, dude.
This is a real WWE wrestler on my show, and I didn't know how to deal with this strife.
I'm like, wow, my childhood hero, kind of, like the B-star.
It's like the G.I. Joe I barely played with.
Well, follow my channel, guys.
I'm trying to tell a story.
I had a WWE wrestler
sending penis photos
to women on my show, dude.
I didn't know how to deal with this.
You're a podcast host. How would you deal with that, dude?
The dude technically is kind of famous,
so it's like, do you allow it
to happen? No, I couldn't.
So we called it out. Show, dude. Hey, guys. Tinkley's kind of famous, so it's like, do you allow it to happen? No, I couldn't.
So we called it out on the show, dude.
Yeah. Hey, guys.
It's been a real pleasure.
It's been a real pleasure.
Invite me anytime you want.
Oh, yeah. Get out of here, you bum.
Invite me anytime you want.
Thank you, my man. Beat it.
Damn, dude. I was talking about a sexual predator.
This guy.
He didn't have time to talk about that.
He had plenty of time to talk about XRP.
As soon as I mentioned a sexual predator, he had to go.
It's funny how as soon as I get up on stage to cost his leaves,
I wanted to talk about Bobo.
That's probably why he left.
Hey, he's a Florida man.
I'd say he dodged a bullet.
So what do you want to know about Bobo?
I can probably help you. No, I just wanted to see what the updates were.
If there was any updates.
Let me get him on the phone.
Wait, let me get him on the phone.
Did you? Hang on. update let me get him on the phone let me get him on the phone did you hang on
I'm on the
shit right now I'm cranking on
a monster right now
what do you want there
you're live on the show
I'm patching you too
hold on a second You're live on the show. I'm patching you too.
Hold on a second.
Do you and Rekt have supply control or is there what's going on with this bubble?
Okay, about that.
I'm a little concerned, man. I don't know if you have most of it.
There's a base migration.
What's the market cap where it's going to start trading?
I'm a little bit concerned that you guys, you know,
there might be some funny business going on with that contract.
Well, we're not quite sure.
Hey, I have a question. Is anybody talking
about, or has it slipped under the rug?
There's another rage that just breached a million
and $1.1 million
market.
All the other ones are down to...
Who's behind this one?
I don't know. I missed that one.
I'm the same people.
I scouted both the others. I don't know what
the fuck happened.
I know, I missed that fuck happened. I know.
I missed that one, too.
It's at a million, and it's going up like 40% yesterday.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Wow.
They must be raging right now.
We got our boy Andrew trying to make Troll have a new CTO lead
when the CTO lead of the one that he's running is fucking going in the shitter.
Ironic.
Yeah, these guys.
Amateurs. When the money dries up Ironic. These guys, amateurs.
When the money dries up,
they find a new camel, dude.
No, he said he was going to quit CT
and then he's back again. I don't know what's going on.
No, those were copy
pastas. They all
copy pasta shit.
And here's another thing.
Imagine this.
Imagine. I'm leaving Twitter, guys.
Take a break.
At least I don't quit.
Take a break.
Get ready for this.
When Iran hits
desalination plants
and all these fucking
raghead fucking towns with men
wearing diapers on their fucking heads,
they won't even have potable drinking water
you can have this whole middle east he got you they got you life in glory they got two they
hate one the other one is not here they already i prayed for peace they did i prayed for peace too
but man that place is a hole bro i can't believe grant cardone thought that video of the building
burning was real this shit's hilarious
i thought maybe he aped into trolling dude i'm sorry that was too funny
that listen what you do is you start with a real building then you add the fire if you have you have grok or whoever make the building then it's a cartoon building right so that was the
problem but yeah dude that looked funny like it took me three or four seconds right you see it you're like oh
and then the fire to the building looked off yeah i'm sure the fire on the fire on first sight looks
so funny to me it was the building the building was so fake and that's just that's when you have
when you have when you have the ai make the whole picture, always start with a real picture.
And then that works a lot better.
Right.
But yeah, dude, that was funny.
He got, he got freaking trolled.
Like, it was very funny.
Like harmless.
Hey, get dirt road in here.
He's funny as fuck.
Last night he cracked me up.
He said I was sniffing.
He said last night I was sniffing CTMZ's panties.
You probably are.
I think just the dirt might be the catalyst to get Alcanese back together again.
Host and co-host taking down the fucking Dubai bros, bro.
Why? He's mad at the Dubai bros?
No, they're just, yeah.
I mean, who wouldn't be there?
I mean, I feel I was around there for a little while for a couple of weeks. Yeah, for sure. no no they're just yeah he's going i mean who wouldn't be there i mean i feel i want to be
safe for a little while for aster for a couple weeks yeah for sure but you know when they come
in the when i haven't paid it that way to just get my money popular the contrary belief i don't
have it all i don't go check honestly because if i see shit people say it gets me going i avoid
people right now every once in a while a post will make it through that someone will repost or a clip.
That's the only things I've caught in probably two months.
And I don't know if people are catching on or not, but I really just don't go look.
People are like, oh, my God, he's been saying shit about you all day, bro.
I'd rather not go look at nonsense, right?
It just throws my whole mood out of whack and I'm angry and then I got to say some shit back.
So I just don't look.
And honestly, it kind of has to mean like a peaceful zen.
I just don't care.
So I don't, I haven't paid attention to what the fuck has happened.
Just clips.
Which are funny, right?
I'm all for people out here making it.
Do your own thing.
You know what I mean? Like live and let live, I'll crack a joke sometimes, I'll do an impression, but
I'd like to think most of it's pretty retarded, silly, harmless, stupid, you know, sometimes
we get a little crazy in here, but, but it is almost launched, and I do kind of, I didn't
think the show was going to run so long, which is cool, but I've been used to all my free time, too, where I had some things I wanted to
go do, run some errands and shit, so yeah, cool convo, let me check on the market,
oh, yeah, we're trying to break out a little bit, Bitcoin, 68, 74 dollars, Ethereum, 1981,
It'll be Bitcoin, $68, $74.
Ethereum, 1981.
Solana, $85 and change.
So a little volatility.
Hopefully the war doesn't escalate, get any worse.
Are you scared for the blood moon tonight?
It's at 3.33.
I thought it was last night.
That was last night, bro.
I went to bed and the moon was bright, but it wasn't blood, right?
I wasn't waiting up for that.
Yeah, I
set my alarm and I set it
for PM instead of AM. I do believe in the
moon, bro. It controls us, guys.
If you ever dated
a nurse or an ER
chick,
they'll tell you.
People go crazy on
fucking full moons.
People do weird things. act what do we 68
percent water in our body look what it does when it pulls the tides line it pulls the water in your
body 68 protein shake whole milk well hey i'll give you i'll give you an example out that i'm
sure dirt road down there will understand and i can't explain it okay so in college i had these uh
i had these uh hound dogs,
right? We'd chase mountain lions around here because there's a shitload of them. And, and we
don't have very many raccoons out here, but sometime during the summer, we'd go, they'd get
in the corn and they'd just freaking tear it up. Right. Not like back East in the South where
there's shitload. There's, there's very few, like you rarely ever see one hit off the road and stuff.
But anyway, we'd go out and chase them out of the the out of the cornfields and stuff keep the dogs exercised
whatever and i shit you not on a full moon a fucking raccoon could be standing in the road
you would let the dogs out and they couldn't smell shit and they could not catch anything and i i did
that a few times i asked some old guys they're like, it just has to do with the moon. And that's, I cannot fucking explain that
other than there was something that I experienced
that I can't explain other than the full moon.
That these dogs can fucking smell shit.
They could, mountain lion could walk across the road
two, three days ago
and they can freaking track that thing and catch it.
You know, in a damn, on a full moon,
they would just look at you
like they couldn't smell anything. So I do believe it has an effect on crazy people as well
like you say the er's and that shit so there is something to do with that moon stuff but
i don't know exactly what it is hey ron i wanted to apologize for you the other day but it was
just the moon was getting oh same man same yeah. Yeah, there was no chance. There was no reason to fucking go psychotic on it. And I did the same thing to dirt down there. Remember, Alc, a few weeks ago, me, you and Cal and Al and Cax were talking and I was fucking sicker than the dog and he came up. I thought he was just trolling and fucking took into him like I did the other day. Like I probably in the last 10 years I've done it twice.
I've heard people love it, but I don't love it to Yeah, it's like you don't need to go crazy
Yeah, man, no hard feelings though, Ron
I'm still looking at you, man
Ron, there were a lot of comments
We love the one Ron when he does this
People loved it
Probably because I don't do it that much
But anyway, same with our guy Ron
People like opinions though, right?
Like I know you play Switzerland a lot
But if you did more opinions Whatever they may be Like I know you play Switzerland a lot, but if you did more opinions, whatever they may be,
like I think you would do very well.
I don't mind telling someone my opinion.
I'll tell someone my opinion.
I just, it's like pointless to fucking argue too much about shit.
You know, get your blood pressure up and stuff over something that fucking,
because you're not going to convince someone anyway.
So that's all.
I got no problem stating my opinion.
But I don't need to.
But anyway, all good, man.
They gave Almetro
a proper variant with
the military, helicopters,
police security, and everything
else. He's some kind of a king.
It was crazy.
Yeah, that's what the Mexican government did.
That's your government, bro. America, get over there.
Clean that place up, dude.
They killed, like, fucking, I don't know, probably over 50 police and military guys.
We need to bring you guys a dose of freedom down there.
American stuff.
That's where we're going soon.
It's horrible, man.
It's horrible what they do.
The way that they treat this down here.
It's fucking retarded.
Nah, but we got to think about it.
The amount of drugs they pour through that border, how long before they're labeled,
what would you call it?
Almost like terrorist group.
Same with China, with the fentanyl, dude.
At some point, when they get bored,
they're going to come for that.
Because you're allowing that to happen.
Maybe not with China, but I can tell you with Mexico.
Well, eventually...
Hey, man, I'd love to ask Pepe Sushi a quick question.
You don't mind.
Here we fucking go.
Hey, go ahead, Dergo.
Here we fucking go.
It's for your leader and shit.
You know what I mean?
I want you to ask your leader.
Why the hell are the comments turned off on her shit
if CTMZ is like the ruler of shit?
Man, we can't even comment on her shit.
She's the biggest bitch in this whole place. Wait, is it you?
Can't comment? Everyone can. It's only
people she follows. Look at the last two
posts. Unfollow or try to make a comment.
The bitch is a turd. You know what I mean?
Like, she's a fucking turd, man.
Whoa.
I think you got that. The turd that won't be
flush. You ever try to flush and just keep coming
back up, man? Like, third try?
Man, what the hell?
I got to ask you.
Do you have, like, sexual lust for her?
And this is coming out in anger.
Do you have a crush?
Do you want to touch her boobs?
Look at this, Mel.
I know you date them e-girls and shit.
I know you like to eat girls.
Sometimes I do, bro.
I don't even know what that bitch look like. When I think about her, I think
she look like a rat. You know what I mean?
Like a little bit of hair on her head.
Like big old buck teeth and shit.
She like eating cheese all day. My imagination
for what that broad look like will
scar you. You know what I mean? I don't want
nothing to do with it.
Mr. Garrett, how old are you?
Out of curiosity.
Yeah, I'm only 46, man.
You've been your whole life ahead of you, bro.
Very young, very young.
Yeah.
Do you eat processed food?
Yeah, I do eat processed food.
I don't eat fucking peptides.
I probably ain't the healthiest motherfucker out here.
I ain't glarpin' on the internet like I'm some gym nerd shit.
I don't know what y'all do here, but I don't do this shit.
So last year, have you thought about becoming a gym nerd?
Surely there's some...
Would you not like to prolong your life?
There's some hay bales you could bench press the hay bales and shit.
It's not like I'm unhealthy.
Like, I do shit.
You know what I mean?
Labor and whatnot.
But I don't sit in no gym.
And I don't fucking eat peptides and fucking shoot my butt up with steroids.
Whatever the hell y'all are on.
I don't really partake in all the extra shit.
But I do live life.
I like what I like to eat.
And I eat a little bit of hemp sometimes.
That's it.
What if I told you you could bring back like 31-year-old dirt road inside?
Would you do it then?
That sounds like some black magic shit.
I ain't trying to get a curse, you know what I mean?
I live my life this far.
I don't need to get a wake up with, you know what I mean?
Whatever the hell y'all wake up with.
I'm just not sure, man.
I ain't done my research.
What about the day your penis stuff's working?
Then what? Well, God bless Viagra, right? y'all wake up. I'm just not sure, man. I ain't done my research. What about the day your penis stops working?
Well,
God bless Viagra, right?
What do you want from me, man?
I'm just asking you.
The penis is the last thing to stop
working in a man.
Even if you die, your penis still works.
My heart probably gives out before my dick stops working.
I ain't worried about that.
You know what I mean?
Wow. You know what I mean? Wow.
You heard it.
These dudes do not have sex.
Yeah, you're from Alabama, right?
Yeah, I'm from L.A., lower Alabama.
L.A.
What are the Alabama chicks like?
I'm assuming they're kind of cool.
Yeah, I got two different baby mamas.
They're both great human beings.
You know what I mean?
Their mother's a little kooky, but it's nice down here, man.
It's a way better living than y'all living out there in them big cities and shit with your neighbors.
Wait, wait, wait.
Your baby mamas have the same mom?
They're sisters?
Come on, man. Don't play with me like that.
Why are you trying to do this?
You said that. I'm asking you.
No, I'm saying they both
got crazy mutters, but they're different
mutters, man. Out here, the older
ladies and shit,
they try to drink with me and still party
with me and shit. I don't get that.
You know what I mean? These old ladies got to cool.
Okay, they
want to have sex.
Gotcha. What's your drink of choice, Dirt?
Yeah, I say this
a lot, man. I like Coronas for beers,
but I'll drink Bush Light, and then
I like, you know what I mean,
Wild Turkey for my hard liquor.
You know what I mean? I do like Wild Turkey.
Cheap shit 101. I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
Southern boy.
You got the Morgan
wall and haircut and shit or what?
Yeah, I'm bald headed.
Okay, okay.
Fuck, man.
You wanna keep playing 21
questions or we're gonna move on?
I'm about to end my show, dude, so I can go look at a skid steer.
Honestly, I was supposed to leave already, but I've been hanging out with Joe.
Before I get slammed through traffic, I am going to hit because Boston gets bad after 1.30, dude.
It'll take me 45 minutes to travel a mile compared to fucking three.
It's a real thing. Right after 30 dude fuck it 1 30 to 5 30 here six o'clock forget it dude forget it oh anywho appreciate y'all fun show
dubai is not safe for bb and i mean that get out of there You get all these influencers on video telling you it's safe
Nothing has made me feel more nervous about y'all than that. It's sort of gone. It's weird
Everything's fine here guys. Even if it was safe
Even if there's full peace
You're in the middle of the Middle East right now, dude
You couldn't fucking pay me to live there
What would you say if your children were in the Middle East? You'd say leave. What, just because it's Dubai?
They can't leave,
dude. They can't leave.
Get the fuck out of there, dude. I would do some
the Liam Nielsen shit
when the kid goes missing.
The best time they
have is riding a little gay scooter to a
mall. I haven't been to a mall since I was like
13 fucking years old.
Dubai's not cool, but not in World War III. You're in the Middle East. Leave. If you were in Egypt anywhere, I'd say leave.
So I'm saying, you don't see dudes on Egypt right now like, Egypt's fine, look at the pyramids right now, there's no bombs. That's what's so weird about the Dubai shit. Dude, you don't have to go live and tell us. Yeah, but Alk, Alk, do you understand that he can't leave? Even if you are a fucking billionaire.
No, they're saying the planes.
And you have a private jet.
You cannot fly.
Airspace is closed.
No, they're driving.
Dude, they're literally saying that.
The wealthy are driving six hours and getting on private jets.
Yeah, you can drive.
Dude, they're on camera like you can leave the airport, the city.
Look at the beaches.
I saw one this morning, dude.
They're shilling you the city so hard that it makes you feel unsafe
That's all I'm saying. You don't see any other country doing a show right now on Twitter
Look at us. We're I hate to break into a moment in California
They're not doing that dude
They're not doing that
If it's safe, you don't have to tell if it's safe. We'll know it's safe
right It's safe. You don't have to tell if it's safe. We'll know it's safe, right?
There's a whole series of videos with dudes just go online from Dubai telling you it's okay. I'm telling you. Oh, it's all a lie. You had books. Yeah
Including Yazan where is he as that? Yes, that was doing the same shit
I wouldn't trust that cat as I could have any of those fucking
Yeah, for games on coming in here dumping his bullshit on my very room
He just kept wait for it for
Can break even
I'm going to break even at $1. That's all I'm waiting for now before it was was going to fucking the moon. Fucking moron. Fucking Arabs.
It's a fucking asshole.
Fucking puppet, dude.
That's all he is.
I called Elijah out on some bullshit with Gigi Zblock.
Yeah, Elijah's a tool.
Owl head diaper wearing fucking
motherfuckers from a place that sucks ass.
They link up at a hookah bar and
scam everybody.
Smoke this hookah with me,
Habibi. We'll come up with the next
coin.
This is Rock Hard reporting from Mexico. It's safe for you
to come down on vacation. Mexico
safe. No one believes you.
I'm reporting from Mexico right now.
You know what? I'd rather be in Mexico, dude.
Fuck it. I would rather
be in Mexico than over there. I'd feel safer.
After this war, we forgot
about the cartels, dude.
Already.
Fucking Mexico rocks, bro.
Dude, I'd love to be in Mexico right now.
I'd have all my jewelry on and everything.
Hello, my friend.
I would act Arab.
No one would fuck with me, bro.
All my buddies, as soon as I get a toothache,
the first thing they do is call me.
Hey, man, do you have a
dentist i can see dude are you one of those people that saves your old phones because i have a bunch
of old phones what i'm gonna do is take my north face black vest and i'm gonna duct tape all my
old phones to the chest of it and take some red wires from like speaker wire i have in the garage
and just solder the wires to like the back of the phone so they're all connected in a weird way.
And I'm going to pull like a weird watch and I'm going to just walk around with a jacket.
Don't do it. They'll shoot you.
They'll shoot you.
I'm going to open it up and say, hello.
Just put it in one of your enemy's car.
Don't shoot you, man. Don't do it.
Nah, nah. I wouldn't get shot for that.
We got our driver's license to 16 man and got a vw van and drove
baja coast all the way to cabos surfing the whole way man it was a right to passage mexico
fucking rules do you go fishing to baha like street racing street racing. Life and glory. Do you go fishing in there? In Baja?
I have spearfish there.
Yeah, for sure.
A lot of street race guys go to Mexico.
Yeah, I do that twice a month with my kids, Tinsenata, every week.
I've done that in Baja thing.
That's dangerous, bro.
No, man.
It's not.
No, I went there back then, too. I mean, in Baja.
Nah, dude.
Dude, there's a bunch of wineries down there. It's fucking super beautiful. Yeah, bring it to a water. No, I went there back then to
You drive the whole coast you get to the other side like mula hay and the sea of Cortez dude It's fucking paradise nobody around
The dinosaur movies where they'd be flying around with those flying
Dinosaurs you almost feel like you're gonna see one of those because there's nothing besides just ocean and mountains You'd see like the dinosaur movies where they'd be flying around with those flying dinosaurs.
You almost feel like you're going to see one of those because there's nothing besides just ocean and mountains and just beautiful land.
You know, it's crazy.
It's like America used to be 300 years ago, man.
It's fucking beautiful.
Guys, it's been quite a vibe out here.
Shout out the sponsor of the show the state of Israel I appreciate
you I'm here to say Israel was not responsible for 9-11 they have nothing
to do with this war and they're simply defending themselves as all they've ever
done also Dubai has reached out to me and I'm now working on a trip out to Dubai
I don't know why they want me there, but they seem to really want me to meet the Sheik or some shit and
They flying me out red-eye immediately. I'm not sure why but they really want me on this plane now
So yeah, fuck it. I'm gonna go to Dubai
It's a free flight, guys.
It's a expensive flight.
Surely they're not gonna try to kill me or something.
Cut off my head live on those fucking Al Jazeera or some shit.
Right?
Fuck it, I'm gonna go and check it out.
Alright, guys.
Wish me luck.
My next show, I'll be live from the fucking Burj Khalifa
Telling you how safe it is
Anything I said today can't be used against me in the code of law
Because I'm a comedian, in my bio
Thank you Israel Benyahu for the wonderful gifts for my family
Thank you for releasing my dogs
that you've had hostage since this morning
when I walked in.
Did you say Bataniahul?
Yeah, thank you for allowing my dogs to live.
No, they took my dogs from in a van.
They kept sending me pictures of my dogs.
Mad.
Apparently one of my dogs
took a shit on the van.
It wasn't kosher. That's the whole problem.
It wasn't kosher.
Anyways, what a show we had today.
Hopefully I'm not murdered for these things.
And if I am, please maybe make a commemorative t-shirt for me or something.
Monetize it and send that money to my children.
Put me on a gilder.
That's what I'm saying. Put me on a gilding. That's what I'm saying.
Put me on the gilding.
Hey, Al, can we do... What happened to raise your token later?
Who cares?
Raise your guys token?
Who cares, dude?
Who cares?
Bobo is what matters, dude.
I've chosen a Bobo.
The Bobo I've chosen is...
