ELI5 - DAILY MARKET

Recorded: Jan. 30, 2024 Duration: 1:13:18

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Thank you very much.
Guys, we are live on video.
What the hell is good?
Hitoshi getting on here too?
Mika, it's so weird. I'm unmuted.
I know. What do we do?
What do we feel?
Hello? Hello guys?
I'm speaking through Mika's account right now.
I have to talk loud into my mind.
Aria with the thumbs down.
Aria with the thumbs down.
Why is the pudgy pig with the thumbs down?
Sell the top of pudgy before your bag goes down.
Let's get it.
Let's go.
We are here at IRL Alpha.
We're going to get started in just a second.
Let's get some re-tweets.
Let's get some repos.
Hitoshi, have you reposted the space yet?
Yes, I have.
What are you doing with your phone right there?
Oh, I got a spam emoji.
My favorite rugger.
Yo, chill.
Wait, where's this live stream?
Are we cute guys?
Go spam the live stream and say that we're cute.
Please call me pretty.
I put a lot of effort into this look today.
Guys, let's get some love in this frickin' space.
I need to see the hearts going up.
We are live on video.
If you want to rock it.
Yeah, rock it. What about me?
To the moon, baby.
Okay, it's going to be really fun.
It's going to be really fun.
But we need to see them hands.
I need to see who is vibing out.
I see Nick Maddie vibing out.
I see Alpha Saiyan vibing out,
surprisingly.
What's up, Rosenbaum?
Let's party.
Okay, win this stream.
Hey, Alpha Saiyan, what's up, my boy?
Wait, I muted everybody.
I'm surprised Jonah's here.
Jonah, are you vibing?
Okay, I'm going to pin to the top of the livestream.
This is a banger song.
What's up, Smalls in the chat?
Ow, ow, ow! I see you out here.
We got 22 people on the broadcast.
We have multiple viewers. We have the space.
Guys, we have multiple viewers today.
We out here.
We got more than two. Let's go.
Okay, we're going to get started just a sec.
We're going to have people come up, too.
So don't worry, it's not just going to be us here.
You can come party with us.
It's not going to be podcast style.
Come through, smash that request button,
and say what's up, okay?
IRL hits different, I got to say.
One more little song, or not really.
No more song, okay.
I'm just ready to get started.
Hi, Ki. I'm just like...
I'm like, hi, we got a fun show.
There's a lot going on.
I see a chat here.
Hi, Smalls.
What's up, guys?
Chat's going up.
All right.
Let's let up some friends.
Guys, bookmark the space.
I like it.
Retweet it for the fam, for the gang.
We are literally coming through.
We got Nick hot with the info.
We got Potoshi coming in hot with the energy.
We got me coming in hot with...
I don't know what's going on.
I'm fine.
She's fine.
She's literally fine.
I don't know if we should change the show
to like five or like 55 or like whatever,
because sometimes it just gets a little crazy.
I don't know how this is going to...
This is my first time like being in person.
IRL, being on camera,
and then having you guys like with us.
How do you feel?
Do you feel like a superstar?
I don't know.
I just like...
Because now I'm just on the phone.
See, we were in a mixed reality world.
It would just be...
Bloop, bloop, bloop.
Let's lay it down.
We're going to do a little bit of a market update.
And then if you have something that you could explain to us,
or if you have a question, smash that request,
but smash it.
Smash it.
Come through.
Break down the doors.
Come to us live.
And let's get to it.
Nick, hit us with it right now.
What's up, guys?
What's up, Mika?
Oh, what the hell?
Oh, are these two Nicks?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yo, what's up, Nick though?
What's up?
There are two Nicks.
Where's Nick though?
What's he going to say?
Wait, where are you?
Where I'm...
Right there.
I got the...
No, you're not...
No, I got the red glasses.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn.
Well, that's awkward.
Well, that's awkward.
No, I wasn't going to say anything, but...
Yo, but hey, Nick.
No, but Nick came in so hot with that energy.
That's the energy we love to see.
Yo, what's up?
We got to say how he's feeling.
Absolutely.
Okay, Nick, how are you feeling?
What are you doing?
How we living?
What's popping?
No, Nick.
Nick, man...
Oh, fuck.
Yo, what's up, Nick?
What's up, Nick?
Gee, Mika.
What's up?
Welcome home from Tom.
I had a really good snowboard session on my brand new GoPro.
I think they beat the shit out of your Ray-Bans.
Oh, whoop.
I don't know.
We're going to see...
Yeah, that's a hot take.
That's a hot take.
Are you going to defend your Ray-Bans?
I mean, you know what?
Look, I got kind of beef...
I got a little bit of beef with the Ray-Bans.
I'm not gonna lie to you because real quick,
quick story time, but in Art Basel,
I was like relying on these for like the content.
I'm like, I'm going in hot.
I'm recording with these.
I'm gonna get the best POV like footage ever.
It's gonna be insane.
I saw you at the OD last party.
Like you always tap it.
Like I would always tap it.
He's going crazy.
I'm like OD.
Wait, wait, wait.
Nick, man, do you sound like shit?
I'm gonna mute the shit.
Like nevermind.
Nevermind.
Wait, hold on.
So I'm recording.
I'm getting all, yeah, he's literally still snowboarding.
I'm getting everything.
It's gone.
I go to look for the footage on the app.
It's gone.
It's literally gone.
I call Ray-Ban.
I literally call Ray-Ban.
And they're like, yeah, this never happened to us before.
We can't do anything.
I'm like, what do you mean?
So like it's all gone.
So after that, I was a little traumatized.
Like genuinely, like I, I just didn't know what to do.
And I just-
I was about to shop and buy some
cause I wanted them for my next Ray-Ban now I'm like-
I love them still.
Cause like they still are really cool.
If I'm like biking or roll bang, whatever.
But like there is, and I do think-
You just un-sucks all your photos?
That's true.
Bro, yo, beginning the chat is actually going crazy.
Again, a reminder.
We are live on video.
Come through and come say what's up.
I'm here with a gang at IRL Alpha.
You can see his LARP IRL.
If you go to the Twin Beat.
You can see us.
This was a live stream right now.
This was a last minute, not last minute thing.
So we already got someone clapping for the Ray-Bans.
Who's clapping to me for the Ray-Bans?
Nick just said that his GoPro beats
the shit out of your Ray-Bans.
Which I guess is a pitfall for us also being IRL.
People can take shots at us.
I welcome them.
I welcome them.
Monster Mike said, wow, Wick Neb.
That mustache is so sexy.
So thank you for calling it.
It is sexy.
Can we talk about your username?
I kind of hate it.
Yeah, let's chat.
I really want to know.
I thought I thought you were going to be like,
oh, let's talk about his sexy mustache.
Yeah, actually, by the way.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
No, no, you look great.
It's just like I can never find you.
Okay, I'm ruining the whole plot,
but I'm just like, I had to say that
because I got carried out.
Maybe it's time for a rebrand.
I think it is a rebrand.
Yeah, it would be just Nick.
Well, it's like, my name's Nick Webb.
So I'm like, oh, Nick Webb III, it's perfect.
But then my username is Wick Neb.
So I like them all.
I got to figure out what I'm going to do.
But regardless, yeah, roast us guys
or tell us that we're pretty.
And we're here to learn today.
So I'm excited.
Okay, what is going on?
We're doing it pretty.
Thank you, thank you.
Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, wait.
I'm using someone else's.
I'm using someone else's for the thing.
It's so heartwarming.
Okay, all right, tell us what's good.
Kick us off.
Okay, let's talk about what Mando's minutes were all about.
We got the quantum cats we're happening today.
I'm sure we each have our own thoughts on that.
Magic Eden wallet and then also the Magic Eden airdrop.
We're both being talked about on the timeline.
Let's get started with a couple of those things.
First of all, the Mando minutes.
I mean, sometimes I'm looking at them like,
oh yeah, this is like, I can't read.
Right, that was today for me.
I love him.
I can't read them.
Yeah, like Eric Wall makes 10 predictions for 2024.
I don't know who Eric Wall is.
Who is Eric Wall?
I don't know.
But maybe that's just my opinion.
I'm not saying all right.
Because if he's talking about it, then it makes sense.
But some things that did catch my eye,
Bitcoin ETH saw 0% change.
Oh, Eric Wall is my fucking, it's the top.
Sorry, it didn't click in my head.
He's one of the co-founders of Tapri Wizards.
Like he's the one who like talked on stage with Udi.
He's the one that also like boxes all the maxis.
Okay, yeah.
Because I knew Eric.
I just didn't know why.
I don't know last things.
You're like the beast.
I'm bad with last things.
I'm bad with names, but like I know faces.
I know your face.
You know what someone said.
You know what someone said.
They're like,
because there's a thing that when you go to like IRL events,
people actually get offended.
People who are literally anonymous get offended
if you don't know who they are.
And it's like, okay, you don't post.
And then you have to like realize
that you have to get to know
three different types of people.
They're the person like the physical person,
the username and the PFP.
You don't recognize my PFP in person.
How do you not know who I am?
I couldn't say your project name for like a full week.
I look at that fantastic chain and I know.
I couldn't say for a full week.
The Quantum Cats.
So can we just talk about like,
can we just talk about how the fact that I spent $5,000.
Whoa, high roller.
Make a move.
$5,000 on a J, like an act,
but it's an actual JPEG of a cat.
So you don't like cats?
Why'd you go?
Because I don't know.
Can we like pull it up somehow this JPEG of the cat?
Like I just need people to see.
Which one did you like post the one that you got?
We don't know which ones we got yet.
No, okay.
Show us your cat.
Bro, Nick, okay, show us your cat.
Yo, Nick, you're really like hurting us nicks out there.
No, don't do it like that.
Oh, it's hurting, it's hurting.
Oh, let me do that.
Nick's got it.
Yeah, take a look at the screen on the live stream.
Wait, that's so sick.
It shows like the green screen through the cat.
Wait, that's sick.
Okay, can we talk about this?
I'm not gonna lie.
How do you feel about spending 5K on a cat?
So everyone was clowning me for spending 5K
on the Apple Vision Pro,
which is like an everything device.
Like it's literally like a computer
and like the next phase of the internet.
And then I just know, especially IRL MFers,
like IRL Alpha MFers,
I just know at the panel,
they're gonna be like, oh, this is, this is just,
this is a world couple.
You're giving up your security and your privacy.
You're tracking your eyeball.
And then they see this cat and they're like,
Yes, a peacock.
They're like, this is fucking mine.
I'll give my first born child for that dead cat.
Okay, the game says the Apple Vision Pro
is more powerful than my MacBook Pro.
Is it actually?
Is it actually?
That's insane.
He said it's double the power of his fucking MacBook.
Essentially.
Okay, so then, so then what's good then
with the fact that this is like,
I was like, whoa, 0.1 BTC.
Is there any utility?
I get you.
Okay, are we just like,
are we just like completely over utility?
I mean, it's just like, bro,
when you really think about projects,
I like promise you.
You need to put up that hand
for the life of you need to put up that hand.
We can't keep doing this.
We can't keep doing this.
Well, it's just funny.
Cause like when the way like the quantum cats were marketed,
like there was not one single word about utility.
It's basically like we're the top three wizards.
This is our brand.
Wait, how'd you get a white list?
Did you do a quest?
Hey, listen, don't.
Hey, hold on, let me drill you real quick.
Hey yo, listen, listen, I actually split,
I actually split this asset.
Cause I'm dry now at this point.
I bought the Apple vision pro.
I bought the saga chapter two,
which is like, is it even a phone?
Nick, there's no saga two.
There's no saga two.
I love you.
I'm back.
There's no saga two.
I love you.
So I, I've been like living with my,
for my adventure in Los Angeles.
And I just like, I had to FOMO for the chapter two
because she was just, she's printing with that phone.
Like it's paying for itself.
This has nothing to do with the market updates.
Here we are though.
I just need to say that I spent $700 on,
I don't even know what that's crazy.
Wait, so it's not a phone.
I don't know.
They didn't even tell me and I'm going to get in 2025.
They don't even know if I'll be 25 and I already spent
like the money is gone.
But look, you know, like it's like,
if you think about it,
so it's like, okay, right now in this current market,
the saga phone is absolutely printing to the people,
People are like, it's printing was by a lot of might not be
like a, like a lie.
It might get shut down again.
It might get shut down again.
20, 25 is crazy.
Wait, wait, don't talk about my Solana like that, please.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Your Solana might get shut down.
Wait, wait, this cat went to Sotheby's?
So there was, there was one cat on auction.
There were like a bunch of different ordinals on auction
at the Sotheby's.
The quantum cat, like the Genesis piece of it was one of them
sold for 250 K.
So like basically kicks out the collection.
Wait, this cat went to Sotheby's.
And a bunch of other ordinal descriptions.
Rare sats also went to the Sotheby's by the way.
So Sotheby's is kind of like on the inscription ordinal
game compared to the mushroom.
How did the mushroom fit?
The mushrooms went fucking insane.
Well, kind of same price.
Like the top mushroom went for around like 240 K.
The other two mushrooms went for a hundred K.
Why are we still like not pat, like how, okay.
What is, what is Sotheby's become?
The ordinal auction house.
As it should be.
When is, when is my battalion going to be in there?
How did they get to Sotheby's?
Let me know what connections.
Does anyone know?
Could somebody come up and tell me who's in the space?
Jerry, Jerry's so sweet.
No, don't block monster Mike, please.
No, so like Sotheby's follows digital art and right.
And ordinals are digital art.
So they follow digital collectibles, right?
So like, if, if any digital picture is going to be the
Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa is going to be billed on ordinals
instead of any blockchain.
So they're trying to chase the next Mona Lisa.
So Mika just made a face IRL.
Mika made a face IRL in reaction to that,
but Alpha, you know, I agree with you heavily
because we're both ordinal motherfuckers,
but it makes sense.
It's just interesting to see like how fast Sotheby's
like got on it, right?
Like it's pretty validating.
Is it not?
Like, how do you feel about it?
Question mark?
Question mark?
Yeah, no, no, I don't think, I don't think it's,
I don't think it's validating.
I think it's just like another step.
I think the validation has, has came at the validation
has been here since for before Sotheby's, right?
So validation has came from community first
and then like adoption through other marketplaces
between like the protocols that have been created in ordinals.
And I think Sotheby's is just another step in like,
there's going to be other places that ordinals
are going to be collected as, right?
Ordinals are digital artifact, right?
There are, they're built on the biggest blockchain
that we have known to man, right?
Yeah, so I think it's just another step.
Maybe not validating, but like, does it feel good?
Because it does feel good to me.
It does feel good.
I just want to be validated.
Yeah, no, I feel good.
Not validation.
I get mined and picked up by a miner.
So like I get verified and then mined and yeah,
not validation that happens on staking protocols.
Okay, Nick is laughing at us.
Nick Mandu, would you like to insult us?
Ordinal motherfuckers, go for it.
No, I actually have to talk about soccer.
So after about a month of developing on it,
I floored all the bonk and I gave it to a CS graduate
at my alma mater in Berkeley,
because I don't want to fucking develop on it.
I'm an iOS developer, I like iPhone.
I think Mika is on to something with these visions.
I haven't tried it.
Do you get sweaty when you wear it
for more than 30 minutes?
No, so the Apple Vision Pro hasn't come out yet.
It's coming out on Friday,
AKA my birthday.
Next week, right?
Happy birthday, Mika.
This Friday.
Happy birthday, happy birthday.
Oh, it's this Friday?
Is that so?
Yeah, oh, what are we doing, by the way?
Partying?
No, no, no, no, no, no, but like,
I need to, no, no, because, okay, so baby,
we need to talk about that.
By the way, Air One is like a crazy thing.
I feel like Air One and AI and like the oil conspiracy
you guys were talking about are all the same thing.
I don't know how.
The Air One Cabal.
Okay, what's more powerful, the Air One Cabal
or like the Ordinals Cabal?
The OMB Cabal.
That's not true.
By the way, should we give context on Air One?
I still don't know.
I just know it's an expensive grocery store.
Okay, we need to give so much context on Air One.
Explain like I'm five, the daily market,
talking about phones, talking about...
Like, we were on the top.
We can't keep one topic.
When you have three ADHD motherfuckers on us?
Yeah, like, I don't know where this is.
I think Mika's one of the best hosts, to be honest.
Like, look at the entertainment.
Like, that's, you know?
Goes hard.
I don't know.
These are like, begins, like, little, like...
For a movie, right back, that was a space, thank you.
Opportunity, no, please don't leave.
So, go ahead, don't leave.
Please don't leave.
What's this one?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh, what the fuck, you little bitch.
Wait, can we get, can we get, can we get Faroq?
Can we get Faroq on the screen?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's call Faroq, Faroq.
Bring, bring.
For context, we're breaking it down on the live right now.
Okay, that needed to happen.
Like, I don't know, like, I feel like that,
like, completely reset the room.
Okay, so, in Mando's minutes today,
he said, Erewhon is not only a grocery store,
but it's also a social club.
You go to Erewhon, all glammed up,
and you gotta show MFers what you're all...
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was, like, somewhere in there.
I feel like Mando would never say the word lit.
It's so lit.
Did I use that?
I wish, okay, I'm gonna need to do, like,
we're gonna need to get, like, Josh on the deep fake
to do, like, Mando being like,
yo, we lit, we out here.
The deep fakes, by the way.
Wow, we're going into so many different topics.
Nigga's trying to bring it back,
and I'm like, no, no.
Take it out.
Wait, this is Alpha, actually.
Vegan said, if you want a boyfriend or a girlfriend,
Erewhon is better than the club.
No, you know what?
Can I give Alpha real quick?
Of course.
Because I'm actually gonna clip this for a video.
If you wanna meet somebody,
take this from someone who's completely single,
hasn't met anybody, no,
if you wanna meet someone,
all of these people, like, they're going,
I don't know who all of these people are,
but, like, they'll go to the club,
they'll go to, like, you know, on dating apps,
go to IRL Alpha.
Who are you, like, in a date app?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
go, go to, like, art events,
go to, like, I'm sorry,
but, like, go to these art events, like, is lit.
I met you guys.
You guys are cute.
Aw, she's going free.
This guy goes, who are you gonna meet?
Like, me?
Me, have ever, like, come through?
Like, what do you mean?
Oh, you're talking to your web3crush right now.
Mika's web3crush out there.
Please, please, please come to IRL Alpha.
Who's your web3crush?
Please, please call me.
Who's your web3crush?
It changes every week.
He's like, you're cute.
Do you have, like, a list of, like, your web3crushes?
Oh, we should do the tier list next time.
How did we, like, go so far?
This was also in management.
Wait, if we make a tier list,
if we make a tier list.
No, this is in management.
Maybe S tier?
Come on, come on.
Don't do this yourself.
You are the artist.
Oh, wait.
S tier's good.
S tier's good.
Chill, chill, chill.
Welcome to the Daily Market, explaining, like, I'm five.
This is the show where we cannot go to the bathroom.
I feel like this is the show we can't get to the market update.
So we talked about the saga to phone coming out in 2025 and how Solana might be dead.
But Solana was the top chain for Dex volumes today.
As of today.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
So I guess on decentralized exchanges, Nick is crazy.
So yeah, I think he said that there was fresh pow.
But what does that mean?
Fresh powder on the mountain.
Are you talking about Solana?
Oh, yeah.
What does it mean?
They're like, okay.
It's not it's like, yeah, that like people who don't know what they're doing and going
on decentralized exchanges prefer to use Solana.
Which kind of makes sense.
I feel like Solana is the chain that like people always would underestimate it, but
it had volume.
Like it had people on it.
It's just because it's so easy or like someone, you know, just like hop on.
It's like, it's so easy.
I think, I think, okay, easy in the comparison of where like compared to any other chain you
could like try and learn like Ethereum or Bitcoin, like Sola is just like you just get it.
And you just make a transaction and boom.
You don't got away.
It is easy.
It's definitely easier than big.
I don't know what like Bitcoin's on, but it's just like, it's making me work for it.
It's like 60 minutes.
And maybe that's why all the men love, wait, wait, how the hell does Nick keep on muting?
One second.
One second here real quick.
We're actually onto something here.
I want a man to work for me the way that he works to transfer the Bitcoin to his ex first
wallet at three in the morning.
Do you think, do you think that marriages and relationships would be saved if men took
the relationship as serious as they took trading their JPEG inscriptions?
Do you think men take it serious?
Absolutely.
I think it's serious.
You take it very seriously.
I think it's so serious.
I dedicate my whole life to it.
I'm so cringe.
Say that out loud.
It's like a realization.
Aren't you making like an AI companion, like boyfriend, girlfriend?
Oh, okay.
No, no, no.
Well, okay.
No, no, no.
It's just, okay.
Are we nerds?
Are we nerds?
Are we virgins?
Oh my God.
Is that a real question?
Look, look.
I'm not focused on making like the AI, like boyfriend, girlfriend.
It's just a side effect of what I'm making.
What the hell does that mean?
I was going to say, like how off topic, like, do we just like say whatever?
I feel like we just say whatever.
Like, I feel like at this point we're just doing like an entertainment podcast.
Like it's not real.
This isn't real.
Like none of you guys are real.
Like, we're just, I'm actually very entertained, like watching this in person.
I'm like, so fire space.
Fuck the topic.
We'll get to the market update, but when I said, no, it's like, yo, you just broke Nick's
You're like, not for the market.
Not for the market.
No, no, no, no.
I love the market update.
We're going to go through the market update.
No, no, I don't even want to, but I might being my niggas just shoot it.
Yeah, AI is more efficient.
When you give it emotion, giving you an emotion makes a side effect of like the AI boyfriend
thing where like you could build a relationship, but they do your work better.
So like having a God to your AI agent is also having like the most loyal partner.
Oh my God.
It's a side effect.
Would you let your partner have like a side thing?
Would you let your partner have a side thing with an AI?
No, I mean, like, I mean, it would be, it would be unhealthy for the relationship.
For sure.
Because it's like, I think everyone should have like their own personal AI assistant,
like cheating.
I don't think it's cheating.
Well, it depends if you're like doing NSFW roleplay with it.
Well, since I'm a five year old, I don't really know about this kind of stuff.
But I would say that whatever you do, like if you put emotional or like physical involvement
with that AI boyfriend or girlfriend, then it takes away the special, like how special
that emotional and physical connection with like your actual boyfriend or girlfriend is.
No, that doesn't make sense.
It's also like one of like the biggest kind of outcomes for extinction will be like it's
not AI actually murdering humans.
It's more so humans just having AI companions and like not reproducing because they're so
attached to it.
Well, what do you think is going to happen when pair mixed reality with AI?
Oh my God.
Like, are we done?
I mean, you know, when I joke, when I talk about like, are we like, you literally have
and you know, like, I know like how much you love like XR and like how it works.
And you're going to have it on all the time.
Like, have you seen Blade Runner at all?
I have not.
No, my boy, Nick, I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God, we have like four
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm going to have to worry about the AI mixed reality girlfriends out there.
Oh, it's doing and I'm like, oh, like they'll be better.
Like they'll be they'll be way less annoyed.
Like I'm so crazy.
What's the AI boyfriend called like she or something in the operating system where you
like, I don't know, there's a she.
Yeah, her.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, let's get to the hands.
Let's get to the head.
Okay, first of all, well, hey, everyone, everything is going like so freaking fast.
It's like the first time ever I come up in one of your spaces, Micah.
I think I already listened to a few of them, but yeah, I was focused on French content,
you know, and I was, you know, I was hearing you were talking about source base and you
was like, oh, you were wondering about like, how did source base come up to ordinals,
basically.
And I have a few answers to that.
So basically, I saw these have people who works for them into a tree, but like these people
are basically into art, the art markets, you know, in like their own unit, there's also
some eat on Solana and everything like that.
And that's pretty much about it.
I mean, I know the guy who worked for source because he was French as well.
And he was saying like, they're basically digging underground things like trying to find
new things.
So whenever there is some volume, some interest, well, they they basically take care of it.
And that's basically how ordinals came up to source base.
That's pretty much about it.
Okay, so it's all through connections.
It's basically.
So wait, I want to comment on what you said, because you actually put up a good point.
So isn't that what we kind of said no to and what we were leaving behind when we left
quote unquote Web two.
And isn't that the reason of Web three and like the whole kind of thing that we were
saying when, you know, for all the artists to come into Web three and, you know, royalties
like we're losing all the cell.
Like we told people all these artists come through.
We're going to give you royalties, not we're going to give you, but like here's a place
where you can your art can live on forever.
There's provenance.
It's not going to be, you know, provenance that nobody could tamper with right like and
royalties.
So you're telling me that and no gatekeeping and we took away royalties.
Oh, it's we took away.
I'm not going to lie with it.
It's basically gatekeeping, to be honest.
It's 100 percent connections at source base.
That's about it.
And they're not caring that much about tech, you know, I mean, out there you have a lot
of different smart contracts that allow you to do different things like you have the double
gang or contract, which is really cool.
I don't know if you guys heard about it, but it's like a cool part of that.
Patrick Patrick.
What is it?
What is it?
The double gang or contract?
What is that?
It's I'm not too familiar on the tag explaining it like you can change the metadata that's
inscribed.
So you own the NFT and you can change what goes on it.
And then we do that already, though, is this on ordinals?
I think it's I think the difference is that you can choose as the collector which one
Maybe that's not if you want to do that on ordinals, you have to do parent child.
So like if you already exist, you have an existing collection, then you want to go and inscribe
something that's apparently to them by the ID number.
You could do that and created a child.
So like it will be like a tree of that original inscription.
And it's not like you race.
It's not like taking like an eat and eat.
It's like taking it's like changing the picture of the existing one and actually forgetting
about that.
Because I know I know that's possible.
I still don't understand.
Like at all.
Wait, Kanji, do you have an explanation on your own version?
Ethereum or not?
It's just not.
This is Ethereum.
Oh, yeah.
Kanji, go.
It's on it.
So basically you have an NFT and you have, you know, a picture on the NFT.
And if you want to, you can have multiple pictures for only one NFT and you can choose
between them which one you want to showcase on your NFT page on OpenSea, basically.
And that's pretty much about it for the doppelganger.
So you basically get to choose like what's displayed.
Yeah, exactly.
Explain like I'm fine.
That makes sense.
We're actually in the nature of the space, guys.
We're back on track.
Crab Dad, you have your hand up.
Wait, hold on.
So could we like regroup here?
So basically I'm on...
Sorry, Crab Dad.
I'm on, you know, Magic Eden.
I'm on somewhere, on a platform and I have my NFT and I'm like, oh, today I want my NFT
to be this, whatever, let's say a butterfly.
And then tomorrow it's a sun.
But haven't, haven't de-gods already done that with like season three that you could,
oh, they didn't.
They were supposed to be that you were going to do it with like, you were going to have
like a woman version of the PFP.
I'm not sure you could, you have the power to choose over which one you want.
I don't think it's like, yeah, I think it's like one time change, but I'm not sure.
I'm a yout.
Well, what does that mean to you?
So I don't, I don't know.
That's so sad.
Can we like, where?
Like, did you truck?
Did you truck?
Did you truck?
Did you truck?
Did you truck?
Yes or no?
Hey, crab.
Let's go.
Let's go.
What's up?
What's up?
You had something to say, but yes, let's go.
Uh, I was going to say something about, uh, like MR boyfriends and girlfriends, but
then you brought up, did you truck and they definitely fucking run me on polygon,
but I'm not going to go into that right now.
Think about our bags.
I refuse to leave polygon.
And so they run to my DID and my discord access.
Mika knows this.
Uh, I'm no longer allowed in that community.
Why are you so loyal to polygon?
Interesting.
It's interesting.
Because polygon brought me in through, through Reddit, like what is like, but okay.
But isn't it better to be like blockchain agnostic thoughts?
And I, I'll probably bridge one of my Utes over to Ethereum to get access, but I will
leave one on polygon just because it's part of my history.
Oh, that's real.
I know there's a lot of people who like still have their stuff on soul, right?
Like never ridged it.
I feel like that's more history than like Utes on polygon, respectfully.
She's insulting you.
Utes slander.
My brother.
We're brothers regardless, even if you're not in the discord and you don't have a DID,
we are the community.
So we'll make of it what we want.
Oh my God.
You know, it's all about that.
Web three.
We are the community members.
Royalty is for all artists.
So, so many things here are like insane to me.
Cats at Sotheby's.
250,000 air wand just laughing at us selling like smoothies for $25.
They're like, like Haley Bieber smoothie, $25.
Everybody goes.
It's delicious.
They're still laughing.
Like, I can't help believe that people pack those orders and they don't say like, this
is like insane.
This is gross.
This is like, honestly, the, the ingredients in the foods, wait, can I just like read out
the ingredients for like, okay, you got, you know, you
Haley Bieber smoothie hurt my stomach.
Actually.
I tried it.
It was delicious.
I actually hear one.
Can I read you?
Like it is one smoothie.
Uh, but does she, do you want to go to air one after you know, I'm actually, wait,
where is it?
It's like right at the end.
It's actually here.
It's right at the end.
So are you trying to go to everyone and get the $25 smoothie and you want to get your third
air once after spending 4k on the other day, wait, I'm actually kind of down to go guys.
Guys, guys.
I can't, like, I don't know which one to choose.
Just pick any, are they all bizarre?
They're all in the one that has like raw, okay, I got, I got, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I got this.
I got this.
I got this.
Raw almond milk.
Nowhere organic cold brew coffee, organic coconut meat, organic almond butter, nowhere organic
You said meat.
Taco, coconut meat, vital proteins, collagen, ancient organ, organics, glass fed, G, MCT
oil, organic mess.
I don't know.
I can't pronounce any of these things.
Like lukum, dandy blend, organic cacao powder, cacao nibs, organic hemp seeds.
It goes on.
Like it's literally insane.
And the funny part is, is that like, this looks like traits, no, but honestly, like
being in the web three space has desensitized me to like the way that I spend money at some
Like it is, it is still like, don't get me wrong.
A bear market.
There's only 0.00001 Bitcoin.
Like what?
For a smoothie?
For a smoothie.
Like send it.
Like, okay.
A little $5 Gatsby.
Um, that joke didn't.
I'm getting, I'm getting over.
That joke did not.
I'm like tripping on like the ancient ingredient.
I mean, it slaps.
Look, look, look, look.
Mando minutes.
Magic Eden.
Thank you for bringing up the magic Eden tab.
Would you like to talk about that?
No, please.
I think you know more.
I don't know.
Do you know anything?
Does anyone know?
So I just know that we're getting a nice air drop.
If we mix and have fun with the magic.
Wait, wait.
Can you pin the post?
In the post and can we share the, uh, screen for the last thing?
Let me, let me get it.
But basically like what's come out is magic.
And everybody was feeding over the wallet codes and then they said, Hey, it's
So now the magic even wallet is public.
And I actually fucking love the magic even wallet because it gives me a lot of
liquidity for my ordinal JPEGs from people in Solana and aetherium.
Because if you have Solana, you could easily just get Bitcoin through the wallet.
And like a by like ordinal assets with Solana or buy Solana assets with Bitcoin.
Like it's like, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But yeah, it's not even a magic even wallet because it gives me a lot of
liquidity or my ordinal JPEGs from people in Solana and aetherium, because if
you have Solana, you could easily just get Bitcoin through the wallet.
And like, a buy like ordinal assets with Solana or buy Solana assets with
Like it's literally entertaining.
marketplace with like Ethereum Solana and Bitcoin so now having a wallet it's
easily just like do transactions. The Ethereum one isn't live. It's not live yet.
No. Okay. They're working with Yuga on that, right? Yes. They're bringing back
royalties for apes with Yuga Labs. That was announced in Hong Kong but it's not
live yet. Okay. But they still have like all three of the markets so now they have
a wallet where it's chain agnostic if you have one currency. Well guess what? You can
still de-gen in other chains and that's fucking amazing. Any Solana people trying
to buy my bags, let me know. It's easy to convey. I'll teach you how to do it. Okay, yo,
photography. Photography. But it's actually sick. And then another thing that's coming with that is on
actually on the last ELI5 space we talked about the new dial that they're coming out
with and that dial is essentially non-fungible dial. Non-fungible dial. It comes with a token
and we love token and we love airdrops called NFT. NFT, yes. But I think what's
interesting about this is it's basically Magic Eden open sourcing their marketplace
tech for this dial. And if you farm their platform, you will be eligible for NFT.
Assuming that's how it works. Wait, did you pin the thing? Oh, yeah. So if you look at
both of the pin tweets... And for the live, I have my laptop on EZs. Shout out EZ. Tells you how to farm
this beautiful, delicious, delectable airdrop. And yeah, he just run do that. Want to capitalize
on what will be the largest NFT based airdrop? Luckily for you, I'm about to give you all the
details. These are four things that I've been doing to print 10,000 plus diamonds a day with
tensile or less. That's how it starts. That's how it starts. Yeah. I thought you're gonna
like go through the whole thing, but... We could, but I think it's like you use platform,
get money. Yeah, use platform, get money, trade. I think what's interesting though, he's
kind of like burned his loop. Unless he has another loop he's not talking about. What's
a loop? So okay, actually, I'll explain that because I love it. So I came from the sneaker
game and flipping retail and stuff and just doing literally whatever it takes on the internet
to make money. So when we say, oh, this is a loop, it's like, yo, you could sign up for
this thing on a site and enter multiple times. You could literally loop it. Every time you
loop it, you get five bucks. So then we just shorten it. It's like, oh, that's a loop.
Here's another loop. If you keep entering all of these, you'll keep getting sneakers
and then you can sell them for like 50 bucks per like profit. Like that's a loop. So in
this sense, it's like the way like I explained loop is like, Oh, if we have some liquidity,
we could just easily farm this airdrop and then we'll get money printed. That's a loop.
But isn't that what blur did? Like you use blur. So it's just blur. So to me, it's
like the reason why I'm like, Oh fuck, it's pretty much... But didn't we see how that
kind of worked out? Well, I don't know how it worked out for blur on that sense, but on
the user sense, if you farmed that first airdrop, that first airdrop, and then this is magic
Eden's first airdrop. Okay. I see what you're saying. But as people did lose, no one's on
airdrop, but that's okay. Just don't be last. Be first. It's how Ponzi's work. And
history does repeat. This is all a Ponzi. Everything's a Ponzi. Air one is a Ponzi. But tell me we don't
live in a simulation with like air one, the Sotheby's cat, Dows. My favorite corset. Oh,
then Alpha has his hand up. Okay. Do we go to him? I don't know. Okay. Let's go. Because
you guys want to come to me? I'm okay. I'm Alpha all the time. No, I miss you.
No, let's not. No, but no, like, no. So like, yeah, you guys are talking about a lot of different
things, right? And it's all about like aggregation. And I think what Bitcoin is actually missing
is it like aggregation platform that could kind of bring all these things that are being created
on Bitcoin and just kind of put put it under one umbrella. Like, one of the biggest things that is
kind of driving Solana price is this aggregated platform, which is like Jupiter, which is going
to be what's for all the shit coins, right? No, no, no, it's not like it's not all the shit
coins, even protocols launch on on Jupiter, right? So like, not shit coins, just launch on,
it's just going to be like Uniswap, right? And it's going to have different type of things. They're
also going to have their own launchpad. So you're going to have shit coins, you could have protocols.
So like, it's going to be like kind of like what, yeah, what I said, Uniswap,
Unisad on Ethereum. And, and what Bitcoin is missing is one platform that does that for the
fungible on chain tokens, right? So in Bitcoin, there's going to be like a differentiation between
layer twos, just like on Ethereum. And they tried to like, scale and make Ethereum transactions faster.
And then use Ethereum as a security layer, you're going to see that on Bitcoin as well.
But if you see now like transaction on Bitcoin, like opcat or quantum cats wasn't like a mempool
issue, let's say, right? So Bitcoin is behaving as Bitcoin. You're transacting on Bitcoin with like
normal transaction fees, because like the technology on Bitcoin on chain has been developed like
farcely like than any off change blockchain that I've ever seen, like, so far.
Everything that you see on other chains are always off chain, like with data centers,
being controlled by data centers, right? So data centers are what those Ethereum users pay
every month as rent freeze. So everything that you describe on Bitcoin is a one, one fee storage
fee. And the protocol that like kind of developed what like we're going to see this like renaissance
on Bitcoin, like storing one library on Bitcoin for one storage fee, it's like readily is not
that expensive when you could update the library for just a transaction fee. It's going to be super
interesting. And like it's super hard to like understand all that shit because like that's
very fucking nerdy type of stuff. And I think it's just like they think about it just like
saving a file on your computer. And you save it one time for that fee. And that's like,
that's what's happening right now.
Yeah, who's gonna explain it? Like, we're gonna buy so security layer. Okay, explain,
explain like I'm five. So what Jupiter does is like all these different platforms and all these
different companies are like launching their own individual product. But you have to like siphon
through like their site and go through their site and do their thing. Instead of doing all of that
going on the different sites, you could just go on one main hub, like Jupiter, and go through
their platform like that. So I guess we're gonna go through to what am I getting when I go to this
platform, whatever they're offering. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like an air one.
You came from the shoe place, right? Like it's like StockX, you could buy your Nikes,
like you could buy your Air Jordans on there. Everything from like the whole exclusive brands
are there. And you could shop from this place. That's what Jupiter is.
Isn't Jupiter an exchange? Yes. Well, it is. But I don't know what else. Let's see. So you guys
are saying like Jupiter is the everything app. Basically, yeah, like it's trying to be
it's kind of like the everything exchange. Everything token standard for salon tokens.
Like that central like literally, just aggregates those tokens, those fundable token
standards, those pairs. So yeah, like five, it's like air one, and like a bunch of people
who like want to make their own smoothie do it through air one. Yeah, it's like, it's like,
it's like this. It's like, it's like my stomach after air one, because I get all the different
foods that are in air one. And they all go into my stomach. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.
So how did we get here, though? Good question. What is what is next on the thing? We also
have no, but I mean, like, how did we like, like, okay, I just, I was an initial convo.
I think it was magic. Yeah, so we're talking about magic, even being a chain agnostic,
like dropping a chain agnostic wallet. Okay, yes, there's okay. If I have magic
Eden wallet, why do I need Jupiter for shit coins? That's Solana shitcoin, like,
like daily central, you know, I mean, you're gonna need that and UNICEF and one on Bitcoin.
Okay, aggregator. Okay, but then if Jupiter, hold on a second, Jupiter is the everything
website for the, you know, meme coins. It's only for Solana. It's not the everything thing,
because like it's only it doesn't have a theory and ones doesn't have. Are there any Bitcoin meme?
Yeah. Oh, we got a universal one for multi chains, but there is not like a massive
Dex that does like pairs like that. Yeah. Crazy. What the fuck is a Dow? Yeah. Well, so
a couple things, right? Like, so the way that you earn diamonds in the new system.
Wait, can you say diamonds again? Yeah, the way that you earn diamonds.
Okay. In the new system is either buying magic Eden listings, selling or listing on magic Eden,
and then making offers on magic Eden. So it sounds a lot like blur, right?
Right. So, so yeah, get out there. Start doing the magic Eden things. Let's see if you get
air dropped genital wealth in the future. I love genital wealth. I love genital wealth.
I didn't come up with it, but I stole it. Like all great artists. I just thought it was like,
I thought it was like a typo with your mouth. And I was like, I'm gonna ride on.
Okay, so it's like, you know, my stomach gets all the smoothies, the smoothies and the
stuff from air wash. And then then after that comes shit coins, which is genital wealth. Um,
but I do want to mention that we did. I don't think we mentioned that the quantum cats,
the mint was postponed. Yeah. I think we did not go over that. I was going to get to
it. I mean, we really are five years old. So it's like a conversation. Are we not actual?
We are five years old. Almost right. So Butoshi, what does it feel? How does it feel?
What does it feel to no longer be the most recent rug in the
ordinal community? It feels great. Let's talk about Dows. What the fuck is it?
Sorry. Are you reset? Um, can we like,
I need an adult. Okay. So quantum cats, I can't believe this thing got sold for 250,000. I can
believe it though. Cause you're an assimilation confirmed. Okay. Um, you don't look at that. And
you're like, yeah, I pay like a quarter of a million for that. I paid $5,000 today. Um,
poor Cindy. Okay. We'll talk about her in a second. Um, so what happened today? Like,
I generally don't even know why it got postponed to tomorrow. I minted like the money's gone out
of my account. So you are the most recent rugger in the ordinal space. No, no, no, no, no, no,
past recent. I just, I just want everyone to know the money's gone from my account. Um,
I meant, I think I did. Like you didn't really know with Bitcoin, I feel. No, you did. You
minted. It's, uh, it's just like, so they made their own like tight, like ordinals is like very
new. So it's like, when it comes to like launching your own inscriptions or like, yeah, it's a bootstrap
a lot unless you want to go through like magic Eden or go through a launchpad. But I feel like
for their brand specifically, the whole reason why like they're raising so much money is because
they want to elevate and push Bitcoin forward. So it's like, you kind of kind of like flex your
own dick and go, well, yeah, we made our own platform for this, which we're going to launch.
But you know, everything comes to like some technical bugs. Ordinals is new. So they're
like, okay, we're just going to delay it for tomorrow. So everyone can get their own platform.
I know. No, no, no, they, they made their own like technical, they made their own website
and their own mid process for quantum cast specifically. Okay. And it's like a little
buggy today. Is that like, what is playing right now? Sorry, don't step in the back.
You said, is that what? What? Um, I don't know. What did I say? So wait, wait, wait. So, so they
made their own like process and Mika's money's gone. And so now she has to go searching for
her cat asking around town. Okay. They made their own landing page to mint and they didn't do it.
They made their, they made their own like entire like front end, like done, done before or no? Um,
not necessarily. It's like, yes, it has, but like they wanted to do it their way. They have their
specific whitelist process, their specific like registration process. So it was all done through
like their back end. But TLDR, they made it. Um, it was a bit buggy. So they just postponed
it to tomorrow so they could fix it and make sure like everyone gets this movement tomorrow.
So I just have mine. I'm like, so you're Gucci. You have like, you, you are Gucci. Okay.
And if you don't have your Bitcoin, just yell at Udi. I love yelling at Udi.
I love it. I love it. Okay. Um, let's go to, let's go to fate and then crispy thoughts.
And then Kanji, yo, yo, I love coming to this space because when you gotta explain stuff to
people, like they're five, that's when you really know if you actually know something
because you know, teaching somebody else is like the greatest form of knowing something.
But no, um, just going back to the Jupiter thing, you know, I think it's, uh,
so I think what Jupiter is like the driving force of like Solana ecosystem, right? Because you can
use Jupiter basic like magic Eden, you can't trade or exchange tokens directly on magic Eden.
So if I wanted for instance, like Solana to Bitcoin to eat, I can't actually do that on magic
Eden. I can maybe do it on their wallet, but that wallet would essentially reroute you
back to like Jupiter or radium, you know, like how Bonkbot does. So that's where like the exchange
and, and from a regulation thing, that's also really important too, because I learned that like
on different marketplaces, you can't sell coins or trade coins because then you're considered
an exchange and that gets into some messy regulation stuff. But yeah, that was, that makes sense. Okay.
So Jupiter is aggregator for everything. She coins essentially. What are you guys doing?
No, no, just for Solana, like Solana specifically. Yeah. For Solana specifically, like,
and they can basically house like USD, uh, soul pairs. They can have like, you know, uh, soul
eat or, you know, whatever shit coin that you want. But that's really the main difference. I
don't think Ethereum really has something like that. Like, I mean, wouldn't like, wouldn't uni
swap be that for, yeah, basically, yeah, basically like uni swap sushi swap. Um, but I think on
Bitcoin, there's not really like, it doesn't work that way either.
Yeah, it's kind of, there's people are making it. It's like in development. It's in process, right?
Yeah, it's in process. Uh, vegan asked curious on Butoshi's opinion on STX 20 and STX map.
Fucking stacks. Oh, okay. My opinion on that is, um, there was a meta. So
Ordinals was crazy. Cause like if you wanted to, what is that? Like you really just going to
read something? No, no, I was literally like about to explain it. Okay. So STX is, um,
like before Ordinals came out, if you wanted to have like NFTs or like protocols on Bitcoin,
it was done through a layer to one of these layer twos where STX, the other one that's that
was like popular was counterparty. Um, STX in this case. So there was like this whole
meta in Ordinals where, you know, when like inscriptions started taking over like
every single blockchain, well, they meant every single blockchain. So like you had inscriptions
on, or you had Ordinals and inscriptions on Ethereum, Solana, other chains like stacks on
doge, et cetera. Cause it's a concept. So if you wanted to print money during this time,
all you had to do was literally max met the first coin of like all of these chains in terms
of like inscription coins and the inscription coin on stacks was STX 20. And the reason why
I laugh at STX 20 or at least like in stacks in this case is that the point of inscriptions is
that it's etched on chain and all of these like coins on stacks are etched on stacks,
which is a layer two built on Bitcoin. What's etched?
It's like inscribed on stacks, like just the term like inscribed.
What happened to Ethan's scriptures?
They're still there. They're still actually super valid.
The guy from that, that like was working or affiliated with like genius,
you know, like where people like do the lyrics.
Wait, wait, wait. I know a lot about my Bobbo guy. I worked for him for three years.
He's super random. What happened to Ethan's inscriptions?
So I didn't know he was working on the descriptions, but he basically got houses
from the company after. Well, I don't want to spill too much tea, but he's a,
he had two brain tumors and he's a genius. He went to Yale and Sanford. But he's a madman.
Um. You want me to explain it to you like you're five.
No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I think I get the picture. Um, I just feel like we have just,
we haven't got any answers here.
All right. But ultimately my opinion on stacks is, uh, I think they're funny
and like not in the kind of like, I still don't know what they are though.
Bitcoin NFT is the reason like why I think they're pointless is because
so layer twos are built on top of the original blockchain, right?
Like polygon is a layer two on Ethereum stacks is a layer two on Bitcoin.
The point of inscriptions is so you could get data on the chain itself.
So it's like as durable as a chain when you're building on a layer two,
it's like just not as durable as a layer one,
which is the reason you're building it on the layer two.
So it's kind of like they cancel each other out in concept,
but people like money and it moons.
I think I can explain a little bit more about inscriptions.
I mean, I could try. Go for it.
Go. All right.
So, uh, basically, uh, think of it as, uh, literally putting data into a
transaction. Like it's not really that, uh, in the tech side of things,
but it's like, it's something, something like that basically.
And, uh, for, for instance, like, uh, Alpha was saying like,
we need an aggregate and aggregates on Bitcoin.
I, and I'm not 100% I don't, uh, 100% agree.
And the reason behind it is basically because like on it,
when you have smart contracts, you have indexers, uh,
indexers, uh, websites like ether scan, for example,
like if you, you want to know more about smart contract,
which NFTs, uh, which NFT does it come from and everything like that.
What are the transactions?
You can see everything on either ether scan on Bitcoin on the other side.
Well, you can't because it's inscriptions.
Like if you put some something on Bitcoin, Bitcoin would be like,
Oh, okay. I understand what you, you, you just put an into the transaction.
So I can know, uh, what NFT it is and everything like that.
So basically it, uh, Bitcoin don't understand what's, uh,
what is getting rebuttal.
Can I quickly rebuttal?
Sorry, sorry, go ahead.
You know what?
Bitcoin understands this transactions between UT XOs, which are SATs, right?
Yeah, I did.
So when you do an, an aggregation, uh, between data, it's going to be between UT XOs.
So right now, inscriptions are like on the witness data where you read the data
and imagine if you could store data on UT XOs and read data from UT XOs.
Just kind of go back on it.
Okay. Okay.
Run it, run it back.
I feel like everybody forgets that we're five.
Okay. We are five years old.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Basically, basically, you don't have
go ahead. I'm sorry.
She wants to explain.
No, man, your stage is yours.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
I don't feel like I have a good five years old.
I know. But what are we explaining?
Inscriptions are talking about inscriptions.
I know what an inscription is.
Oh, okay.
We were talking about e-scriptions.
You were talking about STX 20.
What is that?
I was not talking about, what the hell?
It's because I'm looking at the Toshi in the face.
Why did Sydney Sweeney get hacked?
Why did Sydney Sweeney get hacked?
Want to come over here?
All right.
So two-step authentication
with your phone.
Okay. Hold on.
Don't get SIM swapped, though.
Okay. Can we talk about this for two seconds?
Yes. Yes.
Even for video purposes.
Like, there's something in the clip.
There's something in the clip.
Okay. This is the clip.
Hold on. We got to look good for the clip.
So Saturday night, Sydney Sweeney got hacked.
Our beloved Sydney Sweeney got hacked.
And what happened?
So she, the hacker, posted a ticker.
Posted literally...
What is the ticker?
What's the ticker?
See, you have literally posted a ticker of a coin.
And I don't even know if the coin was real, even.
Or like, I don't know what happened,
but it was something milk.
It was like, whatever.
It was a little inappropriate.
It was a little crazy.
It posted a meme coin.
And we've seen, just this month,
celebrities get hacked.
The SEC got hacked.
Wait, but you said...
So I guess I have the best hits in crypto.
I was going to leave that out.
Yeah, but does she do?
Wait, are we not...
Wait, were we not allowed to say this?
I was just going to leave it out.
Can I just mention for a second
that I commented finer, bigger?
So the SEC has got hacked.
The government, so the government
literally, quote, unquote, got hacked.
And they actually said that it was ex's fault.
Oh, my fucking asshole, bro.
That's hilarious, by the way.
So celebrities getting hacked.
All these people are getting hacked.
And it's because they are using
the two-step authentication with their phone.
And something called sim swapping has happened.
Sorry, I did a mouth typo.
Something called a sim swap.
Is happening, has happened, is what happened.
What is a sim swap?
Oh, I had my hand raised, so I would ask Mika.
But from my understanding, someone calls Verizon
and they go, hi, I'm Mika.
Can I please get access to my phone?
And they go, no.
And then they're like, please.
And then it's like, okay, yeah.
Then they're like, awesome.
Now, hey, I forgot my password.
Just send it to my phone number.
Hey, I forgot my password.
I just sent it to my phone number.
And they just do that for all your accounts.
They get into your emails.
That's how they get access to everything.
And there's not really anything you can do about it.
You just find out, oh, everything I have is now gone.
Because thank you, Verizon and AT.
And sometimes it's an inside job.
Sometimes there's a guy at Verizon or T-Mobile
and he's just like, what's the ticker, right?
And then they post that.
It's really sad.
It really sucks.
But you know what?
Don't use your cell phone, like your cell phone number
as a two-step authentication for your apps, okay?
It's super simple.
And if you're wondering, okay, what do I use?
Use a authenticator app and you can download that.
There's like Google.
I mean, you can use like, I don't know.
Oh, I was going to say, I also vouch for YubiKey.
It's a physical authentication device.
It's basically Ledger.
But for your logins.
Oh, that's really good.
How does that even work?
It's like exactly how Ledger works.
It's like you plug it into your computer
and then you sign in, you get the off key
and you just do that process.
Here's one more.
And it like changes every time.
I wasn't aware of this.
I'm going to try to start hacking people now.
We're happy that we are educational.
That is what we are here for.
Honestly, it's crazy that like the person
who hacked Sydney Sweeney could be in this space right now.
Because what happened was it could be any one of us.
It could literally be one of you.
Because that day, like Saturday, Sydney Sweeney's meme
was, could we pull up the meme?
The Ferogue stream.
It's not Sydney Sweeney, but Ferogue version.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so it's like from her from Hot Wings
and she's just like looking up.
And that was just going viral.
Like everybody was copying past it,
copy pasting that meme.
And that hacker worked so fast.
And like, I don't know.
Like by night, it was done.
It was gone.
Like it was just posted.
Did you meet?
So are we aping?
Was it a real ticker, though?
It's crazy.
I don't know.
Was it a real ticker?
Somebody in the audience, was it a real ticker?
We do have some hands.
We have Crab Dad.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go to Crispy.
Because he's the one in the top.
I think Crab Dad was before.
I mean, it was Crispy.
It was Crispy.
It was Crispy.
Yo, Gmika, Gmika, man.
How y'all doing?
Hey, you know the vibes.
Hey, Crispy.
Hell yeah, yeah.
Real quick, I just wanted to jump in
because when I popped up,
I heard y'all talking about the new,
beautiful, wonderful Magic Eating Wallet.
And I just had a couple of questions, man,
because I'm curious.
All right, here we go.
Do we need a blur wallet?
I'm tired of wallets.
Do we need a wallet for every dap we use?
I hope not.
So why do we really need a Magic Eating Wallet?
I've seen it.
It looks okay.
Because there's no other wallet.
I think what they have unique
is the chain agnostic thing
where I could literally buy a big one.
That's not unique.
That's not unique because...
What wallet has it because I would love to know.
Okay, first of all,
there's like 10 wallets you can do that with.
But Phantom just dropped some more.
The right people not buying
my Bitcoin JPEGs with Solano.
Is it the only one that does
solve straight to Bitcoin?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's not true.
That's big, that's big, that's big.
So that's the difference.
That's the selling point
is that I can buy
some other blockchain-based assets
with Solano or vice versa
with other cryptocurrencies.
Is that...
You don't agree either.
Somebody just bought Bitcoin
through Coinbase
and they have to wait till 2025.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, but there's no hole with Kraken.
There's no hole with Cash App.
Why we need Bitcoin
or why we need the Magic Eating Wallet.
I'm still trying to understand.
I have instant transfers
from Kraken and Cash App
to my wallets.
What if I don't have Kraken or Cash App?
You could do it through PayPal.
I mean, I'm sure there's other ones too.
You could do it through VEMBA.
Yeah, there's plenty of ways.
That's what Bitcoin it is.
Bitcoin is such a...
Go ahead.
So in the app of Cash App,
you can go Sol to Bitcoin
to Bitcoin NFT
without leaving the app a single time.
Yeah, you could use other exchanges
to change now.io, right?
So you would send from that wallet
and then we'll get to you
while you're coming
under 10 minutes.
Do we trust Cash App?
We trust it more than Magic Eating.
Wait, like Cash App?
The Magic Eating Wallet is open source.
Yeah, so 100% I trust.
Well, Cash App is not a wallet,
but there's plenty of wallets
that have built-in on-ramps
that you can also use a browser
You do crypto stuff on Cash App?
Yeah, you could buy Bitcoin on Cash App
and you could send it out.
It has basics.
It's like a long time actually.
You can cash out Bitcoin
through Cash App too.
Not many people know that.
The best thing is you could do it from Venmo.
You could do it from Venmo, right?
Yeah, all of those.
PayPal, Cash App, Venmo, all that.
I'm still trying to understand
why we need this Magic Eating Wallet.
So, to answer your question, we don't.
We don't.
There is no need.
There is no need.
You don't need shit.
Is it just so that I can purchase
an ordinal with my salami coins?
And if that's the only reason,
that is the best value case
I've ever heard of for a wallet
to come out with.
I mean, I'm asking that
just because I'm genuinely curious
because that's a really cool feature.
I'll give you a good answer, bro.
I think I'll give you a good answer.
I believe that Magic Eden
has been the most frictionless platform
to actually offer like
an interoperable solution
for all blockchains
in regards to selling NFTs
or digital pictures.
So, why we need a Magic Eden Wallet
is because we are like
multi-chain MFers, right?
So, we understand multi-chain
and how they interact
and who could probably give us
the best solution
is going to be Magic Eden or Phantom.
And like I definitely trust that.
I've used a lot of wallets
and I've seen the solutions.
So, that's why we need Magic Eden.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'm thinking to myself,
how many situations will I be in?
Will I find myself in
where I'm like,
yo, I have to purchase this Bitcoin asset
and all I have is Solana.
I mean, I could see it's definitely...
It's like buying a house.
It's a possibility.
First buying like a car
or it's like the different transactions
that you're going to do
like in the line.
Like if we believe in crypto,
like we need to have like
a multi-chain wallet
that's going to be frictionless
and interoperable
with different chains
that we believe that
and kind of understands that, right?
So, I think that's one of the reasons
why we need an interoperable wallet
and Magic Eden is kind of delivering that
as like the front head
and it's like bull market
and I'm not getting sponsored
by them, Jesus Christ.
So, you're saying I can buy bacon
with my eggs.
I like it.
Yes, yes, actually.
I mean, like I'm five
and I'm hungry.
I'm so hungry.
Go to Arwan.
The future of finance.
$30 a movie.
Guys, I think...
I think...
Is it time to go to Arwan?
Want to come out here?
It's time to go to Arwan.
Guys, do we...
Do we run this race and go to Arwan?
I think the Mando market report
said that that was exactly
what we needed to do.
Okay, guys.
Well, it's been absolutely amazing, guys.
We never got to Crab Dad.
We completely...
No, we did get to Crab Dad.
He talked before.
He talked at this one.
So, it's okay.
Look, I don't know.
But doji's like easy.
He's pulling my arm.
I'm not pulling.
No, no, no, no, no.
We need to go to get some Arwan.
I love you guys so much.
The live stream, shout out to you guys.
Oh my God, look at those fireworks.
To the people that live streamed.
It was super fun.
Let's vibe out.
Thank you guys for coming.
We do this.
We don't really know when.
I love you guys.
We magically didn't fall in for the win.
I don't know.
We need to get magic-ed into like...
Sponsor us?
Sponsor us.
And Arwan.
When we think,
I'm a cool motherfucker.
Where the fuck am I with you?
Dude, I've been looking all night.
I've been searching for a computer.
I'm busy, Billy.
I'm busy, Billy.
I love you.
I'm busy, Billy.
I'm busy, Billy.
There is no space in here.
I'm busy, Billy.
I'm busy, Billy.