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final crash out
Recorded: Sept. 16, 2025 Duration: 1:43:39Space Recording
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In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts rallied around the upcoming token launch, emphasizing community growth and collaboration. The conversation highlighted the importance of strategic partnerships and the need for inclusivity in the evolving crypto landscape, as participants expressed excitement for the project's potential impact.
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Music Thank you. Thank you. Music Thank you. Hello, Lizard.
Hey, Mika.
See, it's called the final crash out.
We meet again, Lizard.
Our final duel.
Just me and crypto Twitter's most notorious crash out.
Welcome to the space, Alex.
Thanks. It's been like two years, Mika. I'm not a crash out. Welcome to the space, Alex. Thanks. It's been like two years, Mika. I'm not a crash out. I've been seeing you crash out. Me, not so much. I've been enjoying doing my thing
on crypto Twitter. It's not big as it was two years ago, Mika, but it's much better.
Alex, I have to remove your co-host because nobody could join the space since you blocked
all of crypto Twitter. So, yeah. I just unblocked nobody could join the space since you blocked all of crypto Twitter.
I just unblocked some people
in the space. You literally blocked
all of crypto Twitter because that's how much of a
crash out you are.
Now, I have to remove you and you have to come back
up as a speaker because I'm being
notified that nobody could join
because you are the biggest
crash out of all time.
We're just going to redo this again and we're just going to, we're just going to do that. Yeah. Yeah. He calls me the biggest crash
out yet. Nobody could join this space. Oh wow. The second I moved him as co-host,
this is the number, the numbers completely went up.
It's incredible.
It's incredible.
He literally, now, wow, everyone could join.
Everyone could join.
Everyone could join now.
Everyone could join.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Ooh, Alex.
Oh, brother.
Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. Wow. People really don't like you, wow. Ooh, Alex. Oh, brother. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Um, wow. People really don't like you, Alex. People really, really don't like you. I don't know why. I don't know why they don't like
you. I don't know what's going on. I'm not sure. Let's bring him back up, um, and find out why people don't like Alex. I don't know. I don't know.
It could be because he is...
What could it be, guys?
Could it be that he's just the ultimate...
Okay, hold on.
I'm going to unmute everyone.
I know you have a lot to say to Alex,
but it's just me and him.
It's just me and him.
Alex.
Alex.
Now that you're not co-host,
I'm just going to make sure Before we get into this
That all of my friends and family
And all of crypto Twitter
Could join
As it is my last space
So if everybody could
You know
Repost
In support
Of the
Number one creator
And creator capital markets
And the number one crash out
And creator capital markets
That is Alex
So yeah
Just repost
For the sake of
Repost this space If you think Alex is the biggest crash out and
Biggest loser of all time repost this space repost this space if you hate Alex repost it
Yeah
Repost it Wow, holy shit
I've never see oh my god. It's flying. Oh my god. Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Is it everybody fucking hates shillin' villain?
Well, I don't know what it is.
Is it my last space?
Oh my God, I'm not sure what it is.
Alex, Alex, I'm just gonna.
Shillin' villain?
Hey, new phone, who did?
Oh, hey Alex. What's up?
So basically what I want to do is I just, I wanted to call, you know, my eldest crash out, like, elder.
Like, you are the dinosaur.
You are the lizard.
You are the ancient artifact that nobody remembers, nobody likes.
And I thought that it would be a great idea for my last space in crypto on Twitter that I would talk to you for the last space because I needed advice.
I don't know if I'm going hard enough on crashing out.
I don't know if I'm going hard enough on crashing out.
Clearly, I didn't crash out hard enough because there's about, there's 255 people in this space.
255 people in this space.
So, because you're not co-host now.
So, if I was actually queen of crash out, then there'd be nobody in this space.
Because I'd be like you.
And they'd be all blocked.
I don't know why you're the one blocking everybody.
I know why people are blocking you.
But the last time, guys, I spoke to Alex was insane.
So just some lore on Alex, guys.
Alex came and he taught the industry how to crash out professionally.
Professionally.
He made the industry this way.
He made the industry this way.
Spaces used to be a place of information and networking and wonder and superhuman intelligence and money.
And then came the invasion of the lizards.
Yes.
The invasion of the lizards.
What you see today.
A pure lizard invasion.
And do you know what that invasion is?
Gabby, Alex, Ashley, Mr. Anderson, the one, aka the person who faked being my lawyer.
Story conversation for another time. Anyways, so Alex, chillin' villain came in and the way that spaces used to go, because by the way, I'm a CT native, even though people don't want you to know this, but I want to know.
And I want to tell you, sorry, a little jumbled all over the place as I'm being faced with my biggest demon yet.
Biggest demon yet.
CT's biggest demon lizard that we thought that we slayed long ago, however, he just suicided himself.
I hope that Twitter censorship
doesn't censor this whole thing because I said a bad word. Anyways. Okay. So he came in and
disrupted the whole industry. Do you remember that Alex? I don't know. I think we just clicked
the start button. Okay. Um, so what he did was we used to do spaces Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The industry took a day off.
And the spaces, again, used to be filled with magic and information.
Alex came in, shilling villain.
What about that?
What the f***?
Lizard invasion.
And he brought the disruption.
Alex, who got you here in our community
and gave you the right to cause such disruption?
I just wanna know.
I think we just clicked the start button
and had good conversations.
And sometimes, you know, it affected some people.
Were they good conversations?
What kind of a conversation were there?
Absolutely.
Why did you decide to press start on CT spaces and ruin the industry?
from the inside and out
Well, how it started I was just walking my dog picking up dog shit
I was listening to audiobooks and then one day we started a space
There's ten of us just speculating on like the latest NFT men and that that just grew and grew and I
Would let you finish however, there's a beautiful woman up here that needs an apology.
And I am really...
I love apologies and I love people writing letters.
Alex, do you remember a girl named Ashley?
She's very pretty.
She has blonde hair, blue eyes.
Can you please apologize to her live on this space for my final space?
Because that's pretty much all I care about.
Go ahead, Alex.
I apologize.
Ashley, do you accept Alex's apology?
Do you believe it as true and sincere?
Because I don't think that it's true and sincere.
I really wanted more, a little more groveling, just a little bit.
Ooh, a little bit.
Just because I was bullied so intensely by you for so fucking long, dude.
Ooh, out.
Okay, everybody, put a thumbs up or down if you think that Alex is actually sorry.
Thumbs up or down?
Mm-mm.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's not good.
Okay, no.
Ooh.
Let's see who else.
Nope.
Ace is laughing.
Jesus, nobody think.
Okay, put a thumbs up
if you think Alex needs to work on his apology.
Okay.
Wow, Mr. Andreessen.
Yep, my lawyer.
My lawyer.
My official, unofficial lawyer from the trenches.
No, time doesn't.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, Alex, so by the look of the community,
and as number one creator in creator capital markets,
I have decided, and the community has decided,
that you are not sorry.
Therefore, you must have a different apology.
Alex, please unmute and work on your apology.
We are live here, and us, the community, will decide if you are sorry or not.
Okay, Ashley, I need your feet.
I'll start kissing your toes, and maybe that will be enough to get the apology through.
Alex, you disrespectful, disgusting fucking lizard.
She has a husband, which you would know nothing about
because he is loyal and what do you know about loyalty alex i don't know you tell me are the
lizards loyal tell me alex because the last i heard of you you weren't so fucking loyal now
were you so come on and give us the fucking loot because you were not nice to my friends
and i like Ashley
And she's a nice lady and a nice girl and has done nice things and she's always been nice to me
So listen lizard as my final crash out space. You're gonna give her the apology that she deserves. So go ahead
I apologize
Community as the official unofficial number one crater and career capital markets
i would like to see if you guys think that alex has given an official apology to ashley yes or no
scrolling scrolling to see thumbs up if you did say it three times so it's feeling more sincere
oh the person herself interesting Interesting. Okay, Ashley.
Well, you know, this is all about thinking for yourself.
So if you really feel like it's a sincere apology and, oh, everybody.
Wow.
Look at that, Alex.
How does that feel?
How does that feel?
How does that feel?
How does that feel?
How does that feel?
I think I did a pretty good job of saying I apologize.
You did a good job.
You did a good job. You did a good job.
Okay, it's official.
Alex will donate his mind share and love a little bit to Ashley
and comment on a post of hers now that she is unblocked
and you will apologize and say hello, crypto Twitter.
But don't use Twitter because twitter's become soft censored
so it's all fucked now and that's kind of why i'm doing the last space anyways real Wednesday twitter
dude all right well now that that is taken care of we can start and please before we do everybody
repost this space because as number one creator in creator capital markets i can promise that i
will make the trenches better if you so do vote.
And the way to vote is to repost this space so we can get it...
Sorry, I didn't practice this speech. Hold on, let me retry that one second.
As the number one creator in creator capital markets,
I promise to deliver to the community justice and vengeance.
So, if you are for that, then please repost and stay tuned for more.
We will be back with a short break.
Uh, with a short break.
Any day now.
With a short break.
Yeah, let's see.
Oh, here.
Uh, right.
Uh, back to you Alex
Well, you know the creator coins are really popping off Mika and I think you would be like the perfect candidate to really
No, one's really trailblazed this we
We're fucking on block me dude. I'm sick of this shit
crypto Twitter as you have our community in shambles.
As the number one creator in creator capital markets,
I will free the people.
You can count on me to free the trenches.
And I will free the people from everybody.
You name it.
I won't name them
because that's going to give them too much power.
But you can count on me
that I will be the number one in creator, creator, capital markets.
And I'll free the people from the captivity of the lizards and the evil people and the vapes.
Because vapes are bad as I search for mine.
Because I am addicted.
Look at what they've done to me.
I am a victim.
Okay, go ahead, Pete.
I want to do the job.
Yeah, don't block me, Alex.
We had a good time.
Yeah.
Let it out, everybody, let it out everybody.
Let it out. This stage is for
you. We are making a new
it's almost time
for a new we are ascending
and we must clear out the energy of
the trenches and make
room for apologies. So
come one and for all.
Send him some toe pics.
I really don't want to see the toes.
What the fuck?
Ashley, what the fuck is this?
What does everybody see?
Ashley, what the...
I thought I was getting...
What the fuck is going on?
All right.
Feeding 2025 is the big, big thing.
Haven't you heard?
Megan, you got to breathe, you know?
Just goose fava, you know?
Hey, listen.
This is my fucking space.
It's my fucking birthday.
So we're going to do it how I want.
Is it your birthday? Yeah, it's my fucking birthday today. Oh, Jesus Christ. Way to listen. This is my fucking space. It's my fucking birthday. So we're going to do it how I want. Is it your birthday?
Yeah, it's my fucking birthday today.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Way to make it all about you.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, Mika.
That's what I keep saying.
Happy birthday.
Yeah, guys.
We all need to sing happy birthday to Mika.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
I really don't like it.
Because you know what?
Guess what, guys?
It's your birthday, too.
Because you woke up today.
Listen, guys.
We don't have much time. The Ascension is coming now. Unblock me real quick. Listen, guys, we don't have much time.
The ascension is coming now.
Block me real quick.
Listen, okay, Alex,
can you please unblock Pete
and stop being a little bitch?
What the fuck has gotten into you?
Okay, hold on.
Everybody pause.
Listen, Alex, I would do this just me and you,
but you blocked everyone
so no one could come, okay?
So you can't be number one
in Crater Capital Markets
because you blocked all of the craters in crater capital markets
Okay, and Rasmur can't be number one in crater capital markets
Because they are
This thing was actually kind of nuts
Can you be it's so fucking it's so fucking, it's just the fucking, it's just so fucking stupid.
Hey, welcome to the internet, you know?
All right, listen, listen.
We're getting sidetracked here, okay?
Look.
Look, guys.
And I hate you, but, like, I saw that whole thing go down, and I was like, that's so dumb.
Okay, Kanye.
That's really fucking rude.
So, look, I see 39 posts here.
How are we going to clean up the trenches, people?
Not enough of us clean up the trenches.
Look, I'm putting my neck on the line for the community.
Okay?
So the community could repost and then unrepost.
Alright?
I'm not going to put my neck on the line for you.
I'm not going to face my evil demon lizard.
Who honestly is not even that fucking scary.
Because he literally isn't.
He's afraid of Pete.
Imagine being afraid of Pete.
That's what I'm saying.
Who the fuck is afraid of Pete?
You're so afraid of Pete that you have to block him? Alex, talk to me right now. Why are you afraid of Pete?
I will take Alex aside because I have been-
But! How are you taking Alex aside?
What?
I have been blocked for a few weeks, but I just unblocked him today
Who?
Pete!
Me. Oh my god, what the fuck? Pete!
Is it possible that you are the most annoying
fucking person? I'd be causing some hell.
I'd be causing some hell in Buddy's group chat.
Is it possible that everybody's blocking you
just because you fucking suck? You know what? Fuck it, you, Pete.
I'm blocking you, too. Fuck off.
Alright, Alex, it's just me and you. You know what?
Alex, you're fucking right. Fuck you, Pete. You were wrong about Ashley,
but Alex fucking sucks. Can we agree to disagree?
Okay. Alex you Pete. You're wrong about Ashley, but Alex fucking sucks. Can we agree to disagree? Okay, Alex is gone
They one-shotted Alex
I agree, agree 100%
You agree?
You know, I suppose
I'm literally bringing peace in the middle east and you can't even fucking back me. What the fuck is what are you doing?
I agree
I know I agree. The only thing is with pete, he was trying to hit on me like I didn't
Oh my god, oh my god, it's new lore. Wait, you mean to tell me that Pete who was hitting on you is the Pete who ruined my life
Oh my god, this gets better. Tell me the tea now
Well, I was supposed to come to New York to get, like, pizza with him.
And then he made it, like, a whole, like, he wants to go...
Wait, wait, wait.
Why the fuck did you ever think that it would be a good idea to get pizza with Pete?
Even though it sounds good.
Pizza with Pete.
Pizza with Pete.
And then he, like, sent me some mountain climbing.
Like, he does, like, mountain climbing for his past.
He sent me the shorts, and they were, like, nut huggers.
And then he was saying, like, after we go mountain climbing... What? When he sent you the shorts and they were like nut huggers. And then he was saying like, after we go mountain climbing.
What? He sent you the shorts.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
How did Pete?
How?
Why is Pete sending you the shorts to get pizza?
He sent you the Lululemon Johns, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
Who is even?
Hey, this is serious lore here.
We're finding out that Pete is actually the gate cabal.
This is fucking insane, guys. Live here on Spaces. The final crash out. We're finding out that Pete is actually the gate cabal. This is fucking insane, guys.
Live here on Spaces.
The final crash out.
We're getting all the tea.
We're getting all the dirt.
We're going to talk to my unofficial lawyer,
fucking Mr. Anderson the One,
and ask him why the hell he had it.
When did I hire him?
I don't remember hiring him,
but apparently he represented me to an official,
serious LA lawyer,
and they thought it was real, and it was really really funny actually. It was really fucking funny actually. Okay,
Alex, tell me something from A to B. Okay, A to B because I know you can't go A to Z.
It has to be A to B. Okay, because you're a fucking lizard and you're an unk and you're
a grandpa and you're washed. So let me help you. Okay, A to B. How did you meet Pete?
And when did you have
the homosexual sex?
We didn't have sex.
Okay, what else did you do?
For a play?
Honestly, all I want to know
is who's bottom and who's top. It's obviously Pete.
They touched hips.
Bottom Pete.
Bottom Pete. Bottom Pete.
Bottom Pete.
Pete.
Pete.
It doesn't sound good.
Pete.
Okay.
Alex.
All right.
Sorry.
Fuck.
I'm so fucking distracted.
Look, Alex.
Can we get this?
We're doing fucking improvements.
You see?
You and Ashley made up.
History is- The peace is being restored. All the good people are getting their apologies. Everything is good
Everyone's getting the round of applause. I'm coming for the loot Pete. I mean Alex tell me what happens next
So we're going back and forth
I'll leave Pete on request
He will he'll probably verify that he was trying to get me to come to get pizza
And it and then all of a sudden things started turning and I felt the shift in energy
And then that's when I found out he was gay. Okay, tell me about the shift in energy
Like what made you think like hey, I'm really like like this is going down
Like and what made you think like hey could I be gay like'm just, I'm just trying to see in the pattern.
And say it a little slower.
Okay, yeah, just a little slower.
It was the attire that he wanted me to wear to mountain climbing.
That's what I knew.
Yep.
Right.
It was the shorts.
What color?
Did he pick them out for you?
Did he say like a sugar daddy?
Like, you wear these shorts for the hike and we're going to like, you know, I'm going to
fly you out to Dubai and then you're going to wear these mini shorts the hike and we're gonna like, you know, I'm gonna fly you out to Dubai
And then you're gonna wear these mini shorts and then we're gonna go, you know what I mean to this thing
And then what what's how do we do it? How do we do it?
I I I want to I feel like
And it wasn't mountain it wasn't mountain hiking it was mountain climbing
So he wanted to be my spotter from below. So I'm guessing the POV he was gonna get
was the thing he wanted.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
He is a bottom.
Holy fuck.
Pot and Pete.
Pot and Pete, everybody.
Dun, dun, dun.
Hold on.
I don't have my roadcaster I'm on.
I went rogue.
I went rogue.
I don't have my roadcaster.
All I have is my voice. So this will do. Oh my god, Alex.
I can't believe live on fucking spaces. I just found out that bottom Pete is bottom. Well, that's news though.
Okay, tell me something I don't know. So did you land up wearing the shorts or not?
No, that's when I didn't, I ended up not going to New York because of how uncomfortable I felt.
And that's when I blocked him.
I just didn't want to, I didn't want to send out, you know, when people send out false hope or false message.
I just wanted him to get the idea, like, I'm not going to be your boyfriend, Pete.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
I know how that feels.
I know how that feels.
Because people do that to me.
They say, look, i don't want to be
your boyfriend michaela and it's it's it's rough it's rough i'm not gonna lie um it's rough so
we uh we have some data in the back rooms coming in that pete pete says this isn't how no no no
we're not doing this He's the gay one
I'm not gay
I swear on everything
He was coming to me
Oh shit
Oh my god
Wait, wait, wait
Guys, guys, guys
The funniest part
Is that the story is real
I didn't think that the story was real
I thought Alex was just fucking storytelling
And being insane
But the fact that Pete was like
No, no, no
It happened this way
Oh my god, guys
Guys
It's a fucking real story.
Pete is gay, and he loves Alex, and they're fucking kidding on it.
This makes me so happy.
And he was jealous.
Alex, Alex, Ashley, Ashley, this is a fucking thing.
Girls!
I need to bring back NFC and bangers.
Bangers!
Bangers!
Somebody!
I'm finding this out today. This is my fucking birthday, guys. This is awesome. Okay, let's unmute. FPMs fingers fingers
Today this is my birthday guys. This is awesome. Okay. Um, okay. Let's unmute. This is so good. Okay, cool So, um, Pete, please continue because this is the best day of my life as I search for my vape that I'm addicted to
Exactly happened. So one time Alex was coming to New York. Yo Pete coming to New York
I was like, oh dude sick. Let's get pizza He was he was like all right we're gonna get pizza and then he was like
what else is there to do i was like well i like climbing so we go to the climbing gym and he was
like all right i'll go to the climbing gym i was like all right i'll see you at the climbing gym
and then he was like do i need anything for the climbing gym i was like well you need a harness
and i sent him a harness and then he was like that's gay and then he blocked me. What about a strap-on? Oh, my God, guys.
Okay, if you didn't like Alex before, low-key,
I feel like you're going to like him right now.
Because Alex, that's fucking base.
Fuck yeah.
What the fuck, Pete? What the fuck are you doing?
Holy shit.
I knew you were filled with hatred so much so
because you were denying your sexuality.
Listen, Pete, it's okay to be gay.
I'm gay.
I'm fucking bisexual. I love gay people. Okay. We stand for the gays. We stand for the dolls.
We stand for everybody. Listen, Pete, it's not that hard to admit. I know the, look, look,
once you admit it, the boys will follow. We're going to have fucking thread. We're going to
have fucking mouth. We're going to have fucking breasts. Everyone's going to fucking admit it.
It's going to be good. Everyone's going to feel home. Everyone's gonna fucking admit it. It's gonna be good. Everyone's gonna feel home Everyone's gonna feel safe guys the second that we all come out. It's gonna be fucking fantastic
Okay, do you see how hard that was a little gay? We're all a little gay look pete. It's fine
Alex, you're so fucking funny because genuinely I know you're not gay because you're fucking creep
You're fucking creep. You're obviously not gay. You're just fucking little creep
Um, and you you like girls. I didn't say it was good
I didn't say like it like you know what I mean? You're just a fucking creep creep. And you like girls. I didn't say it was good. I didn't say it like, you know what I mean?
You're just a fucking creep.
You're a fucking weirdo.
You're a fucking creep.
I don't know what the fuck is on.
Remember you were married one time?
Yeah, clearly you don't know what the fuck.
Anyways, so it's not that being gay is bad.
We love the gays, okay?
Honestly, if you're gay, repost the space.
Cool.
And I think it's fine.
But the thing is, is that, holy fuck, imagine Pete is trying to be gay with you.
Of course you block him.
Just genius.
All right.
Okay.
So what's next on my to-do list for my last space here?
Oh, right.
Speak to Mr. Anderson.
My, okay.
Hold on a second.
Connecting.
Let's go
This gives you all time to repost
Fuck, we lost posts
Okay, repost this if you love bad bitches
And it's your fucking problem
Gabby
There you are
Gabby
Hello
Yeah, what's up
Hey, good morning How are you, love of my life i'm good happy birthday
oh thanks gabby uh happy birthday to you too oh thank you you're so sweet yeah no problem i know
i know um guys this is gabby um she's the fucking goat um gabby why why why are you the GOAT real quick?
I don't know.
I mean, some people are just born this way, you know?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen, my friend is more fucking gangster than anybody, okay?
You have Pete and Shillin' Villain fucking buying each other harnesses, waiting to finger pop each other's assholes.
And then you have my best friend, my sister Gabby,
who survived 12 fucking bullet wounds.
Let's give it up for Gabby the Girl!
Everybody, she survived 12 fucking bullets.
Fuck you, everybody.
My friend's alive.
You can't take us down.
Crater Capital fucking market, okay?
Everybody go give her a fucking rate and a follow
because she is the proof that impossible is possible.
This is my friend.
This isn't about anything else.
This is about making peace with the trenches once and for all.
And you will get your apology, Gapsters.
I will get it.
Malcolm will bend the knee for laughing at you
when you were in the hospital,
and everyone will know what happened.
And I will get my revenge.
And it's happening right now. Gabby, you're the
fucking goat. Gabby's more hard
than anybody in this fucking space right now.
All of you are pussies, okay?
I could call you a pussy. Hey, Alex!
You ever been shot before?
Yeah.
Uh, okay.
Well, fuck this guy, Miki.
He's a fucking liar. Well, obviously, you know what? I fucking should... Okay. Um, okay Well, fuck this guy, Mika He's in the fucking box Well, obviously, you know what?
I fucking should
Okay, um, okay
Um, fuck
Pete, have you ever
Uh, fuck
Backshots
That's a crazy question
Oh, no
Hey, yo
Um, fingers
How are you today?
Meow
Happy birthday, Mika
Ah, yes
Well, happy birthday to you, too
Because we all woke up together.
Well, whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever is happening now.
Okay.
Good.
Bangas, I am clearing the space for everybody.
I would like to, for my final space, I would make my official statement that Bangas is funnier Than Rasma
I agree and she's prettier
Yes oh that was not even in question
Darling
That was not in question
Everybody give it up for Bangas
That she is funny
And we like funny women
We like funny women and funny people
We like smart funny women
And we are getting our yes next on my list ah mr anderson block me mika
pete i know you're fucking in love but you're actually psyched if you keep saying shit like
this you're gonna get a season to assist okay if you care too much and you're too kind you're
gonna get a season salad not the caesar salad i know look pete you're too kind, you're going to get Caesar salad. Not the Caesar salad.
I know.
Look, you're becoming fucking weird and obsessed.
So, like, you need to just calm down.
Okay?
I know what it's like when someone doesn't love you back.
All right?
I haven't seen my dad in a while.
I know what it's like.
All right?
I'm just joking.
I fucking ran up on that motherfucker.
I haven't seen him in 10 years.
And I came to Montreal.
And I was like, yo, hello, father.
I'm coming on my homecoming tour.
And it's great.
I restored my whole bloodline and now everybody's happy.
So now I'm doing here in the trenches.
All right.
Everyone's getting an apology.
Okay.
Everyone's getting what they deserve.
Because I've been here for six years.
I'm not a fucking tourist.
You are.
If you think I'm a tourist, you're a tourist because you don't know any history and you
don't know how to read the blockchain.
And if you don't know how to read the blockchain, I'll teach you because I have multiple tutorials.
Anyways, next, we have Mr. Anderson.
Hello, Mr. Anderson.
Welcome to the space.
My official, unofficial lawyer.
How are you today?
Wogwan, Mika.
Big up.
Happy birthday.
What the fuck?
You're not?
Holy shit.
Wogwan.
Okay.
Where's my representation from?
Where are you representing me from?
Nah.
I'm not white.
Your representation's from ChatGPT.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my god, guys.
He's not white.
And my representation is from ChatGPT.
Okay, this is worse thanachiBT.
Okay, this is worse than I thought.
Alright.
Okay, did you go to law school or was the TachiBT to help you
with spelling?
I'm getting so many followers right now.
I'm an influencer.
Okay, we're just gonna remove
the...
Imagine interrupting cinema for that.
Imagine... Alex, I'm so sorry that you had to deal with this.
I didn't know you were a victim of sexual harassment.
And we need to keep everybody safe.
Not just the girls.
The girls.
The dolls.
Maybe even the lizards.
Because guess who's here today on my birthday?
And the day of my last space?
No other than the lizard.
Nobody else.
You're not going to see your favorite influencer here.
You're going to see the ones that you hate.
You're going to see the ones that you hate.
You're not going to see your favorite influencer here.
You're going to see the ones that you hate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Maybe, maybe, maybe we're hitting the wrong people.
Maybe.
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.
Maybe.
Mr. Anderson, have you ever went to law school?
Oh, fuck.
I'm trying.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Too long, didn't read.
I got sent to season desist for calling a boy a bad word on Twitter.
And if you're wondering if it was anything else, nope, it literally was that.
Uh, live, yep, I don't know.
Um, and, uh, yeah, so totally cool.
Uh, then I didn't have money for lawyer fees, went on a crash out.
Everybody helped me.
Spoke to four different, five different types of lawyers. They all said, what the fuck is this? I said, I have no idea.
And without me responding, because the lawyers that I spoke to, top lawyers in the world,
literally were like, how do I respond to this? This is actually ridiculous. Like, what? They
literally called me broke. And that wasn't good. Because I had to tell the lawyers, no, I'm so rich.
and that wasn't good because I had to tell the lawyers, no, I'm so rich. I used to have a
$100,000 robot. I know I didn't make it on ThreadGuys Top 75, but neither did GCR. Okay?
Neither did GCR, guys. So that's what I told the lawyers. Anyways, at two in the morning,
Mr. Anderson decided to represent me as my lawyer and he
messaged, this is a real story, I cannot make this up, if you're wondering if I know Mr.
Anderson, I don't, but he took it upon himself, which I'm very proud of him, and he responded
for me on my behalf, and then I get a message from the lawyer like official actual
lawyer in Los Angeles scary man named Ryan fuck you uh myself not Ryan I wouldn't say that um
I have Tourette's so don't mind me don't sue me anyway um so
yeah why can't I just say I have Tourette's I I mean, I do. Fuck you. Malcolm's a bitch. Ah, fuck. Sorry. It fucking slipped. What am I? Oh, fuck. Okay. Fuck. Malcolm's a bitch. So Mr. Anderson wrote
that letter. It was actually really good. I'm not going to lie. But then he insinuated that they
should go forward with suing me. So that was kind of weird. I wasn't sure which side he was on.
And then he told me he's like fully on my side.
But then the lawyer sent me a message and he's like,
Hey, not sure if this is like your official representation,
but like, yeah, we're going to do this.
And I was like, oh my God.
Cool.
So I'm really happy that Crypto Twitter came to speak on my behalf.
So Mr. Anderson, what do you have to say?
Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah,. Anderson, what do you have to say? Holy shit.
Like,
um, yeah, but you know what? When the guy emailed me back, I was
very surprised and he asked me if I would, he asked me if this was
an official response and I told it, I didn't say, I didn't say yes.
You literally said you're represent you off. Okay.
Should I post the letter?
Yo, yeah post the letter post that you post it
Yeah, all right, fine lawyer dude. Yeah, no, I'm so fucked. Okay, Alex, what do I do?
Well, I think we talk about your My lawyer is not a real lawyer
And I've never met him or spoken to him until now
This is the first time I'm talking to the lawyer
Mika
Technically
Technically he has no grounds
To initiate
Any case or anything
Because I did not state to him
That I'm representing you
I didn't give him anything.
So when he contacted me...
No, Mr. Anderson, by the way, can I just give you a round of applause?
Guys, everybody follow Mr. Anderson.
This is the first time that I'm speaking to Mr. Anderson in my life,
but he took it upon himself.
Took it upon himself to fight for my freedom and the freedom of speech.
himself to fight for my freedom and the freedom of speech. He took it upon himself to fight for
freedom of speech. So you know what, Mr. Anderson, although you're not a real lawyer and it's, you
know, you're kind of whatever. Cool. I still thank you. And I think everybody should do that. You
know, we need to take action. It's not about me or it's not about anybody.
We need to take action on freedom of speech as I mute the whole stage.
Alex, what do you think about freedom of speech?
I think it's important.
Alex, are you...
What are you doing right now?
I'm walking around right now.
I'm getting my steps on.
What are you doing? It's been two years. What have you been doing? doing right now um i'm walking around right now i'm getting my steps what what what what
what do you what are you doing it's been two years what have you been doing
oh i've just been working on myself staying in my lane what happened
well you know you get to the top and everyone wants you know okay yeah i guess you were pretty
you get pvp'd out you get p. I never want to go back to that situation.
I'm being honest, Mika.
What does that say? Who PVP'd you out?
No, it's just everyone's...
It's like such a battle.
Who's everyone?
Nobody's still here.
No one's here.
There's four people here.
It's either me or fucking...
We see it with the product as well.
Like Pump Fun right now,
getting PVP'd out by Bong,
all these other launch pads.
Happens with people too.
Everyone's in a fight for attention, not like there's unlimited attention guys there's unlimited money
what the fuck are you doing where are you where are you what happened you went to fucking taipei
and then what you joined like what happened do they have you in a basement?
No, I'm just enjoying life and Are you safe?
Yeah, yeah, I'm super safe. I think
No, but but Mika, I think it's just part of the game. What the fuck? Oh my god, they took Alex. Holy shit.
Holy shit, guys.
You work for Peter Thiel.
No, but right now we're in the creator coin.
Holy shit.
You have past experience from the content side.
This is what we're missing, Mika.
We're missing a Mika on Pump Fun Livestreams.
Whoa.
Wait, the Alex, the shilling villain?
Alex, why did you stop hosting spaces with me?
They got kind of redundant. What? They got kind of redundant.
What?
They got kind of redundant.
You're blaming me for being redundant.
No, I'm saying spaces got redundant.
Oh, you're saying spaces you and I together?
Yeah.
Remember that?
Just me and you?
Yeah.
Well, I was just trying to do space with different people.
I would go and ask someone else to do spaces like learn from everyone really because everyone has like a
story or something they can teach me i learned a lot from you wait you learned a lot from me
live on space you're admitting it what did you learn from me if people don't know mika she had
a pretty good uh like one of the best tiktoks and crypto before you can go check out hers and you
know we have these other people are claiming to be really big tick tock people you go look at their impressions
and views and all hers is talking about education about crypto and that's really what you should be
doing right now i mean i think you would you would crush this live streaming stuff
we need to agree this is the problem right we have the live live we have web two people coming
over web three that can really go to content.
And then we have Web3 people streaming who aren't great at content.
And then you have, like, the unicorns.
You have people like Mika who would be like a unicorn in this situation
who comes from a Web3 experience and have made great content in times fast.
So we need people like you, Mika.
Why haven't you launched yet?
Why haven't you started streaming yet?
Hold up.
It can go towards your legal fees.
Do you think that everyone has
to start a creator coin?
What's the point of everyone
doing it? I legit feel like
not everyone can do it.
Not everyone needs to do it.
If you don't like live streaming,
don't do it.
But right now, there's an opportunity where Twitter spaces are shrinking and PumpFun live streams are growing.
There may be a possibility that we all migrate to that.
And it would be a shame to not have already a foothold over there.
And now you're getting outcasted by someone who just came into crypto right now
because they're just willing to put themselves out there.
And I'm hesitant to put myself out there because I see all these market caps.
You know, like, you got these ones in the $5 to $10 million range,
and I'm like, I know mine's not going to trade it like that,
and people are probably going to clown me like, oh, wow, Shillinville,
and you're only at the X, Y, and Z market cap.
But I'm not focused.
If you go in there and focus on just making great content,
I think everyone in Web3 that's been in Web3 will succeed
because I don't want to see Web2.
Like, if we're going to PVP anyone, it's going to be these Web2 MFers.
They don't add any crypto to the space.
They are straight here extracting.
But they're doing it, right?
They're willing to put themselves out there.
So if I'm going to PVP anyone, it's going to be any of these Twitch losers that don't know anything about crypto.
They don't know about the DAX.
They don't know about shit.
And they're coming in, and they're streaming, and they're outcasting like the web3 people have been here since day one adding content and value to crypto
onboarding people those are the people on pvp but i support anyone that live stream especially if
you're web3 native i'm definitely buying your token i'm not looking at the market cap i'm just
gonna buy it and throw it in like a wallet i'll never look again but i see people like even actually
why haven't you done
um honestly there there seems to be more risk like i make my money by creating content for brands and like why would i want my my community to be spending a bunch of money on a coin that may
go all the way to zero i mean i don't know how much emotion i am i'm a little scared to find out
that's what i think that's where i'm at too, Ashley. I'm like, I know mine's not going to be at high certain market caps,
but there's like a thousand live viewers on there right now for just about anything.
And if you go Twitter spaces, the most relevant crypto Twitter spaces are going anywhere from 100 to 300 listeners.
And they're just shrinking day by day by day.
We're pump funds growing day by day by day
that's the benefit of pump one if we get money that's paying money yeah so everybody's everybody's
chart at first is going to pop and then it's going to dump and then it's going to settle exactly where
the market is going to price you don't be afraid of that little pump and dump i don't know about
the viewers though the viewers can be manipulated and then and then also like do those viewers like actually like convert into like meaningful ways
for you to be able to like monetize and advertise your brand to ashley's point right if you were to
like launch a coin and all of your loyal followers go and buy this coin and then now they're down 50
percent or 60 percent of the hundred dollars or whatever they they put it into
there like they're going to be mad and they're not going to support you like people buy creator
coins to to make money not to donate to the creator if they wanted to donate to the creator
they would just hit the donation button on their page and then send them the money like anyone
buying a creator coin is buying out of self-interest hold on a second guys so you're saying
that to really be the number one creator in greater capital markets we all must
what if i launch how do i make everybody money here
eca well there's no way to guarantee everybody money but also like in a meme coin like most people lose
right so like no matter what you know impossible anybody attached to me doesn't lose i'd never lose
ever yes it's yeah it's mika don't lose not mika lose i understand but it's literally my love no
but it's lit all my friends are up gabby confirmby, confirm. Gabby? Gabby? Gabby? Gabby?
Yeah, yeah.
Just confirm. We're just making confirmation that all my friends are up. So with me, you never lose. Is that true?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, cool. Cool. Alex, you know what? Yeah.
I'm going to run for number one crater and crater
to capital markets.
And I'm going to do it.
And I'm going to take us all with us.
Me, you,
Ashley,
Square, we don't have enough time.
If we don't get it done now, it's over.
All the tourists are coming. Alex is right. We can't let the tourists come in to make money. It's our money
Let's bring it back. Fuck them. I'm sick of this shit
Fuck this. Okay, listen guys. We're gonna make a plan
Alex
What do I do?
So so machi put a tweet out the other day talking about oh my god Machi where the fuck is Machi?
He's just where is Machi?
When the world needed him most. When the world needed him most Alex where's Machi and will he support me and being number one in Crater Crater Capital Market?
He's talking about doing his own streaming stuff, but he's saying like the long-
Oh my god again? Again? No, okay. Respectfully, respectfully, no-
Mmm. I have to be careful with what I say
as I do want Machi to support me
in being number one in critical
but at the same time
put your thumbs up if you'd rather
me be number one in critical
or if you'd rather see Machi
oh wow
that was
that's a lot of thumbs up
do not show this to Machi
Alex look instead of pvping each other
let's work together let's be strategic where is machi and where is his dog
boba opa you know that token's outperforming 99.9 of meme coins but he's talking about it
and you're asking like how do you launch you have to if you're someone like yourself mika you have
to come up with a strategic launch plan.
You can't just, unfortunately, the way-
What if I have already?
What if I've been thinking about this for days, weeks, months, years?
What if I have?
What if I'm ready to press the red button whenever I want?
Because who wouldn't?
Who wouldn't salivate and dream at this opportunity
what if I have everything ready Alex what if I'm ready to press live right now would you be ready
to support me and being number one in credit credit capital markets and save the industry
yeah I'm not looking to make a computer I'm not looking to make profit on your creator token so
I'm just going to buy it and the problem is what I see a lot of creators and someone mentioned this earlier. Uh, yeah, if you're pitching it to your quote unquote friends,
like buy my coin and it goes down in price, then yeah, they're going to be upset, but you don't
want your friends involved with this because it's a lose, lose situation. They make money.
They sell your token. You're upset. My friend sold my token. They lose money. They're upset.
Why is it all about, what about, what about creator capital markets?
There are other ways with the mind share.
It's not all about the token.
We must take the mind share back.
It's going to be given to tourists and we need to take it back.
We're taking the mind share.
Attention economy, attention is power and money.
So we need to take the attention back.
And we need to redistribute it to the right people.
Okay?
If you are with me, then you will do this.
And the right people is yourself.
Stop giving the mindshare to other people.
If you give mindshare to me, I will help you give mindshare to yourself.
We'll do this once and for all.
I don't want to
see any PFP here that I've seen in the past six years or, you know, in dog years, haha tall,
because you're my dog. Um, in 20 years, whatever, not make it. Whatever that means, whether it's
telling the person that you love that you love them finally, or whether it's fucking making a
million dollars, we can fucking do it. Just because I make a million
doesn't mean you can't make a million.
Just because Alex makes a million
doesn't mean Gabby can't make a million.
We can all make millions.
There's trillions of dollars in the world.
We need to work together and take the mindshare.
There should be nobody here
that has come in these spaces for the past six years
that isn't rich and winning right now.
So, this is what I'm going to do.
I'm going to pull the red button.
No, fuck.
No, I'm going to push the red button.
Fuck.
No, that wasn't cool.
I am.
There's no other choice.
There's no other choice.
We're taking the mind share, however that looks.
And we're taking the loot and we're giving it back to the people.
The ones that will redistribute it properly.
Like Tal, and Banks, and Time, and Ashley, and Gabby, and my friend Square.
And I guess Mr. Anderson, because he's kind of my lawyer now.
I don't know, so I have to pay him, I assume.
I don't know, I don't know, whatever.
Maybe he can go to law school.
Huh, Mr. Anderson?
You know, it sounds like you have a really good future. So. Maybe you can go to law school. Huh, Mr. Anderson? You know, it sounds like you have a really good future.
So, yeah, maybe go to law school. Whatever. Doesn't matter.
What do you think, Alex? Are you down for a revolution?
Yeah, I'm going to buy your coin.
I'll try to get a couple of percent in the coin and I'll just lock it or something.
Whatever you want me to do with it.
But, same.
I'm not trying to flip it.
Alex, it's not about that. Guys, guys, guys.
Listen, listen. I'm not It's not about that guys guys guys listen listen if I do launch a coin which honestly I'm so fucking pissed I just might do it
Because if I'm launching this coin, I'm sending it to a fucking billion dollars
I don't give a fuck why because we have to we have no other choice
We've done it before many times. It was us who did it not them us
We make things go to billions. So why not? Why not?
I'll have a strategic partnership with my fellow creators because that's how it should be
People don't know how to collaborate anymore and we need to make them collaborate
Let's make this the biggest thing for the people by the people because we are the people all these faces that I'm scrolling
Are the people I am the people because we are the people. All these faces that I'm scrolling are the people. I am the people. I hear tourists that tell me that I'm a tourist in my own fucking trench. Listen to me.
I'm a fucking survivor and nobody's going to take me out, nor you. You got that, Brainlit?
Got it. Good. Brainlit, I love your music. I'm going to highlight it. I'm going to make it my
fucking theme song. My fucking theme song. We're going to blow up all the creators that support
each other. Because I'm sick of seeing
the same people make money.
Every single fucking time and they're mean.
They're mean about it.
I'm sick of it and if you are too, then let's
fucking do something about it.
Like Mrs. Anderson.
I have chills right now. Good. You should.
Because you know it's true.
Shake right now. We're going to fucking shake's true shake right now we're gonna fucking shake
and roll in money shake ass i know my friend gabby's shaking ass and i can't wait to fucking
shake with her when i go see her in dubai and i'm gonna deliver her a billion dollar market cap token
because she fucking survived and she did the impossible so if my friend could get shot 12
times and survive and look fucking beautiful and be amazing and be healthier than me because i smoke vape and i don't eat then i can make my coin for creator capital markets go to a
billion and show everybody else that they could do the impossible because you know what guys now
that i'm thinking about it we have a lot of young girls ashley that we need to look out for and they
think that the only way to make money is starting in OnlyFans at 18. We need to save the kids, we need to save the girls,
and we need to show them that a girl can make money,
which I do, without doing those things.
If you have a daughter, support this cause.
If you have a sister, support this cause.
If you love humanity, support this cause.
Crypto is good, and it's not going to the right people right now.
Crypto is supposed to be that anybody, anywhere,
no matter what their financial background is,
is entitled to a bank account.
And spaces were supposed to be a place
for people to exchange knowledge and communicate.
Community, communicate.
But of course, of course,
when there's a lot of light and there's a lot of sparks,
there's darkness.
And guess what, guys?
The distribution of knowledge is not right anymore. There is insider. There is. Okay? There is. There's insider and you're not getting the information, not just you. We're the insiders
to the public, to the parents that see a Coinbase ad and they're nine to five and they're putting
their money in and they're getting fucking rugged.
And I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of it.
I don't want to see these little shits, okay?
Who haven't worked a day in their fucking life
take money from the nine to five people.
I'm sick of it.
I went to see my friends in Toronto.
I went to see my friends in Montreal.
They're starving.
They're starving.
We're in a bubble. People make
$2,000 Canadian for fucking working their asses off. It's going to the wrong people and they have
no idea what's up with crypto. They're completely fucking lost. So we haven't done our job. It's
our fault. Ours as a community, as an industry.
Why are the good, talented creators and artists suffering?
Why did we take away creator fees?
Why?
It was supposed to be for artists.
Funny enough, I got into the space as an artist.
And I'm bringing it back.
We're going to talk about art again.
We're going to collaborate again.
We're going to stream again.
We're going to talk again.
We're going to laugh again. We're going to learn again. We're not going to be afraid to learn again and ask questions. And you know what else? We're going to fucking make money again
and keep it. We're going to keep it and distribute it. And guess what guys, if you don't have money
to buy this token, I don't fucking need it. Okay? I don't fucking need it.
What I need is your attention.
On yourself, the mission, whatever that is, and the support.
One like and repost changes the fucking world.
If you think it doesn't, it does.
It puts food on the table.
Guys, I think we're starting a revolution and ascending.
Because something has changed.
Something changed with Charlie Kirk.
Something changed when my friend got shot 12 times by a kid, 16 years old.
We need change.
And it's not just in crypto.
Crypto encompasses everything.
That's money.
It's money.
So when you say, oh, in crypto, it's money.
Guys, I really think
we could do this together. I'm serious.
If you're here
now, look, you will not see your favorite
influencer in this space. Why?
Because they don't want you to win.
They don't.
You'll hear it in their voice. You'll see it in their posts. You'll see it in their voice you'll see it in their posts you'll see it in their
streams you'll know we just know because we're intuitive beings so listen up what we have to do
is we have to take back the mind share there's a lot of money to be made everyone should take
their peace ashley don't be fucking afraid what's's going to happen? Pete is going to block you and tell you you're a scammer?
Fuck Pete!
He's in love with a lizard.
I know how that goes.
But we're taking our peace, we're taking our respect,
and we're getting our fucking money.
And whoever's down for that, fucking tune in.
Because I got nothing to lose.
And I don't believe in losing.
And I take care of my friends.
And I don't like mean people.
Okay.
Next.
I have to let somebody up, but we'll go to Brainlit.
Go ahead, Brainlit.
Mika for fucking emperor of the world and every single free capital market.
Mika is the overlord, the empress, the claw.
No, brainless.
As much as I love hearing that, as I do have a praise kink,
I want everyone to know that it's not me.
We're not worshiping.
Listen, we have to follow the basic Ten Commandments
and I guess only
follow five because I only know five. Don't lie. Don't steal. Don't cheat. Honor your mother and
father and don't worship other gods. I'm nobody's fucking hero. No one's. I'm not nice anymore.
And that's how we're going to do this. We're not going to be nice anymore. We're not going to be
considerate. We're going to take what's ours because that's the only way that we're going to take it.
Brainlet, you're fucking talented and I appreciate you. I've been listening to your songs and they're good.
They keep me, a warrior, going.
Yo, me can say, woman don't kill.
Exactly. Anyways, Brainlet, keep fucking going.
I want to use my platform to literally enhance people like you because you're good.
You're talented. You sound like my favorite artist, Lil Dick like you. Because you're good. You're talented.
You sound like my favorite artist, Lil Dicky, a.k.a. Dave.
And I interviewed Gaeta.
And we'll all do a song together.
Because it's cool.
And that's what I want to do.
I like cool, talented creators.
You know, everybody thinks this was all about the LA vape cabal and whatever.
It was about everybody.
I invested six figures of my money.
My hard work fucking own money.
Nobody gave it to me.
I took it.
I fucking in Trump's ripped my IV out and I invested it in OG shoots and all these people,
Max, all these people. And where are they today? Yeah, exactly. So that's why I'm pissed.
It's not about ThreadGuy. I actually like ThreadGuy. He's cool. I'm sorry for dyeing your hair blonde, but it was cool.
And I did pick out that raven, by the way. And I'm the one that made him talk to Trump,
by the way. Anyway, so yeah. Yeah. He was too chicken to do it and he knows it. I have the
video to prove it. And that's not a lie. Sue me, Malcolm. All right. Anyways, continue. Prophets, I want to pass it to you.
My sister, a freedom of speech, Web3 exposed.
It's been running for literally so long, as long as I can remember.
One of the strongest soldiers on CT.
She doesn't get enough recognition.
People need to recognize her more and give her some flowers.
They try to say all sorts of things about her. And honestly, sometimes she does scare me. Actually, she scares me right now.
But at the end of the day, she's a good person and she's smart and she knows and she sees and
she speaks truth. So I want to pass it to her and ignite her officially as we are all the number one creator and creator capital markets and nobody
could do anything about that because the people that say no we just fucking say no back i know
what you are but what am i i know what you are but what am i exactly works every time hello
profits welcome to the space my final crash out hey mika what's going on honored to be here honored to be here no i was gonna say how do
i follow up with that um but no i appreciate that that was really sweet of you you didn't even have
to say that that was uh that was a hard-hitting i'm not nice i just speak truth that's right i
appreciate that um you know i think the i think the biggest thing in life is how you perceive something, right?
Perspective.
And this circle of this corner of Twitter has millions of perspectives.
And when somebody is able to express themselves directly, seamlessly,
and, you know, even if you don't agree, I think that's something to pay attention to.
And nobody really knows how you deeply feel or what you've been through or whatever it is.
But at the end of the day, you're speaking your truth.
And you're rallying up people that also believe in you and believe how you move.
And I think that's everything.
It doesn't matter what anybody thinks.
You're going to attract your tribe.
And at the end of the day, that's all that matters.
Living in your truth and being unapologetically yourself.'s that's what i know what i appreciate that prophets but
guess what i could be ignorant and live in my truth and only my truth but i'm not gonna do
that anymore because i care about my friends and i care about all of us just like you you could
have just been like no i'm gonna do this and i'm not gonna do web 3 expose and i'm gonna whatever
but we don't do that around here prophets want. Want to know why? Because we're warriors.
And this is what the fuck we do.
And we work for one person and one person only.
And it ain't Peter Thiel.
It's God.
So keep that in mind.
All right.
Let's get started here.
Prophets.
Alex.
One second.
Alex, please pick up the phone.
Alex. Alex?
Alex?
Mika, I'm in like a...
I might lose you.
I'm in a no service zone.
No, no, you...
Alex!
Alex, come back here for your final apology, please.
We have somebody on space,
and I can't make it right
and lead the crater capital markets to
where it needs to go with you as well until you speak with somebody very special on the space
please alex pick up the phone
alex pick up the phone Are you that scared of profits?
You know what?
She fucking terrifies me.
She fucking terrifies me.
She really fucking terrified.
She fucking terrified.
But, but we cannot be cowards.
Alex!
You see?
This is why he can't be number one in creator capital markets.
Because to be number one in creator capital markets because to be number one in creator capital markets you have to not be a coward he's on the phone with pete right now he's on the phone
with fucking pete he's on the phone with like he's putting on the harness and he said you know what
they freed they freed me because now i can be in my full sexuality okay um yeah it's a big one
profits i don't know what what uh what um i mean we got an apology
out of him for ashley we're good we're served but uh what uh what do we do here to keep the peace
listen honestly i'm gonna be honest i i genuinely don't know i think uh i think it's you don't like
him huh he can no he can i don't know i genuinely don't know what do you don't know alex don't know
listen it doesn't matter though it doesn't need to you know he can no it can I don't know I genuinely don't know what do you don't know Alex don't know listen
It doesn't matter though. It doesn't need to you know he can exist. No, it does matter. It does matter
We need to have peace in the trenches
Profits
Profits it's about respect
Not even a but it's about respect. We're putting respect back in the trenches
Anybody that has put their blood sweat and tears into the trenches. Anybody that has put their blood, sweat, and tears into the trenches deserves
respect. I don't give a fuck what you stand for. Freedom of speech. You could fucking hate each
other, but respect is what we need and deserve. And people shouldn't be blocking each other
because that's censorship. And we don't like censorship. We want freedom of speech. So Alex,
I call upon you to reveal yourself, you little scared lizard, and speak to your opponent. I will
guide. Alex, come
back. I have all day.
Kind of.
Ish. He might not
be able to do you right now.
Yeah, sure. That's the good old trick.
The good old trick.
He's not being able to hear me.
Whatever, prophets. I'll get you your apology if it's the last thing I do on CT.
Uh, I should have planned this better. Actually, I didn't plan this at all. I don't need an apology.
I just literally told people to come. But whatever. Anyways.
Do you guys know about the five components of a formal apology?
Ooh, tell me.
I knew you would like to know.
Okay, ready?
I'm on an apology tour,
but it's me receiving it
and my other friends,
not me giving it.
Okay, I'm pulling it up.
Yep, I'm here,
waiting for Alex to come back.
I will literally keep this,
I will keep this space live
until fucking he comes back. What's he gonna do? Ashley, I will fucking profit, I will keep. I will literally keep this. I will keep this space live until fucking he comes back.
What's he going to do?
Ashley, I will fucking profit.
I will keep.
I will stay here.
You can all leave.
I will stay here.
I'll stay here.
I'll stay here.
I'll stay here.
I don't care.
I don't care.
That is what I'll do for my creators.
As number one creator in greater capital markets, although I have no coin, I do not need a coin to be number one creator in greater capital markets.
And neither do you.
But what I do want is to be live. I want to be live. People always make fun
of me because of my voices and my talent and my artistry and being a creative. They want me to be
normal and the same. Matter of fact, guys, I don't know how to be normal. When I talk about cognitive
sovereignty and science, I'm not smart. I'm stupid. I'm doing this. I'm whatever. When I make jokes,
science, I'm not smart. I'm stupid. I'm doing this. I'm whatever. When I make jokes, I'm not funny.
I get a seasoned assist. Uh, when I, you know, talk the way that it's like, I can't be anything.
So you know what guys, I'm just going to be me. And Malcolm D God's is going to fucking hate it.
And guess what? So is Rasmur. And so is your favorite influencer. Cause I'm so much fucking
cooler than them and they fucking know it and they'll do anything they can. But guess what?
than them and they fucking know it and they'll do anything they can but guess what malcolm d god's
lawyer who's also the same manager with rasmer i'm fucking coming for you and so are all of my dogs
we're coming for you and we're coming for your fucking mind share that you already suicided
because you're so fucking loser and lame can you imagine being the number one creator in creator
capital markets
and talking, speaking that way about Charlie Kirk after what happened?
That's like Martin Luther King.
We lost Martin Luther King or like the president.
It's very severe.
And even if you don't agree with the guy,
having that on live television in front of everybody's children,
I don't care what type of comedian you are.
Because apparently I'm not funny when I say seize and desist. Or if I say Malcolm's a bitch. But yet, Rasmur can talk about
rape and he can talk about all these things and he's a comedian. Guess what, Rasmur? You're not
fucking funny. Guess what, guys? I think we should start laughing at him. Actually, we should forget
like he fucking exists because that's what he told me. He said, Mika, if I just pretend like you don't exist, you're not going to exist anymore.
Is that true, guys?
Do you think he's that powerful?
My former reply guy who just got here, he's a tourist.
He's a tourist and he's telling me that if he doesn't think about me or engage with me and he blocks me,
then I'm going to be irrelevant?
Holy fuck, Razmer. Guys,
if you hate Razmer and I launch a coin, you better fucking run it up. You better fucking
run it the fuck up. Because I fucking hate those motherfuckers. Before I didn't. Before I didn't.
But now, oh, I fucking hate them. And if you hate them too, let's ride together.
Because.
What's the saying?
Alex probably knew.
Is a friend of a friend.
An enemy.
What the fuck is this?
An enemy.
Fuck.
Who's writing my speeches?
JK, nobody.
Keep your friends close for your enemies closer.
No, that's not this one. It's a friend of an enemy.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So guess what, guys?
Guess what, guys?
Guess what, guys?
Guess what, guys?
Guess what, guys?
You don't have to like me.
I'm fucking annoying.
And I'm not nice.
But if you don't like other people, make me big.
Because guess what?
The one thing they don't want to see is me being big.
So if you don't like the LA Babe Cabal,
fucking make me so big that they drown the fuck out.
Can we do that, guys, as a little fun experiment?
You know, all the dogs, they don't like me.
So whatever your narrative is, we're coming for blood.
You tell me what you want and
I'll make it happen. Vote for me and I'll make all your dreams come true. Cause I love doing that.
And I'm a nice lady, JK, but I'll do it if you deserve it. And if it's possible, JK,
we do the impossible here. You're fighting the crypto patriarchy in my opinion. Yes,
Fighting the crypto patriarchy, in my opinion.
Yes, because they sent me a seasoned assist and my mother.
Do you know what it's like?
How can Threadguy and Malcolm be the number one crypto creators when they sent me a seasoned assist?
Come on, guys.
Isn't that a little contradicting?
Imagine interviewing Elon Musk.
How is Threadguy going to interview Elon Musk?
And knowing that he sent me a seasoned assist
for calling Malcolm Degots a bitch on Twitter
and saying that he stole my football.
It's a little weird, no?
See, when I interview Elon Musk,
I'm going to tell him all about the seasoned assist
live on X.com.
And now I'm the number one creator in
creator capital markets maybe i'll get a deal maybe twitter will not censor people
creator capital markets if you go back to your tiktok like you you made that i roll cut that's
what's in wait a minute you don't think that i'm on you don't think you don't think i know you don't
think i know you will you don't think bathroom style. You don't think that...
You're literally...
You're literally jerking off to people.
You're not going to build your own castle.
You're just going to get hit by stuff.
Okay, you're back.
Wow, Alex.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You just distracted me.
Alex?
You just got to focus.
That's it.
And you're going to do it.
Like, I believe in you, Mika.
Just make it...
Ignore everything else.
Why the fuck is this guy?
Alex? Push the button, Mika. Just make it, ignore everything else. Why the fuck is this guy? Alex!
Push the button, Mika.
What, did I run?
Yo, Alex, hey, what's up?
Yeah.
Were you gone before?
Well, I was in a bad reception.
I'm still going through it.
You were in a bad reception.
Okay, so now that your reception,
so your reception is good now?
It's in it.
It's spotty.
It's spotty. It's spotty.
It's in it now.
Okay, real quick before you lose it, I'm going to pass you to profits.
Look, Mika, I think you'll do great in the streaming.
Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, we want to create respect in this round.
Can you please, can you please unblock profit?
And can you please make peace with profits out of respect and the patriarchy of crypto?
Peace in the Middle East if I can't make you two then I just give up no coin
Because I need to know that I'm bringing peace to the Middle East
This is what the people want Alex I
Think people in the space
Look Alex Go on, Alex. I think people in the space are too much pussies. Look, Alex, Prophets wants to like you.
I see him, you're literally fucking tourists.
You literally got here off a floating boat like yesterday, okay?
Like, literally fucking yesterday.
And I love people that get off floating boats.
My father's an immigrant.
He came off floating boat from Tangier to Canada.
I fucking love them.
But you know what?
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
And shut the fuck up. the fuck and shut the fuck
because we're creating peace in the Middle East we're literally at war and I seem caught astray
he caught astray look no tourists for right now I seem um let let let the number one creator and
creator company um Alex profits Alex profits doesn't know why she doesn't even like she knows
why but she's like she wants to like you let's bring peace the way that you and ashley did so you can both apologize maybe to each other and
start anew i don't give a fuck what happened last cycle emotions are high things are crazy
let's make it fucking right let's have fun okay in the trenches and make money profits and alex
can you put your differences aside what the the fuck happened to Prophets?
I think it was too big of an ask, to be honest.
Why am I even doing this?
I don't even...
What the fuck am I...
What is it?
What day is it today?
Tuesday?
Wednesday?
Mika's birthday.
Holy shit.
Yeah, my birthday.
Right.
Okay, Prophets is...
Oh, she came back.
Okay. Good. Mika is gone. Oh, she came back. Okay.
Good.
Just forward thing, right?
You talk about I see money out.
I mean, he's doing it.
He's doing the thing.
The bad work.
I'll launch a coin.
I'll launch it.
I'll launch it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it.
Why?
Because they're doing it.
They're putting it all online.
I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do're putting I'll do it I'll do it
I'll do it
I'll do it
Alex
Alex
Alex
Alex
To be able to fuck make the tourists fuck off we need unity
We're in too much of division right now
Why are you keep talking about the tourists?
What did I do?
By the way
By the way
By the way
You literally spoke without fucking
Holy shit he doesn't know how things go around here.
He clearly has never been to a shillin' villain space.
He has no idea what the fuck is going on.
Oh my god.
Okay, look, guys, listen.
Look, I see him study, okay?
Study me.
Study.
Study me.
Study Ashley.
Study Gavin.
Study Ashley.
Study.
Okay?
Study.
All right?
Study.
Good.
Stay put. All right? I'm the captain now. I'm the
captain now, okay? Good. So, now, there's civil war in our trenches. Civil war. My friends that
I've been loyal to, that I loved and I cared deeply about, who I think are really cool and talented,
I think are really cool and talented, sent me a cease and desist. Alex is by my side. Scooter
likes me. I don't know what's going on, but one thing I do know is I'm not a fucking tourist,
and I love the trenches because it helped me, and I didn't want to be here before I got in the
trenches, and guess what? I never felt so alive more in my life than now. And I like the people that I met.
Even if there's people that hurt me, it's fine. It's worth the gems. Me and Gabby, we bought
Bored Apes. We sit up all night when we minted them. All night in Canada during COVID. Banana
fucking split. Okay? And we have a beautiful friendship and family member community now.
And we've done incredible things and done amazing stuff for the art and the culture of this space we need the culture back
and i'm taking it back and it starts with alex and prophets giving respect it could be a heart
to each other public so we could see but show that you care more about the space and creator capital markets and unity than disrespect and
not unity in your egos. Can this happen? Can this happen? All right then. Well, all you could really do in life is set up the stage.
Prophets, was that to me?
Alex!
Yo, hold on real quick.
I just, like, we're not saying fuck the tourists, by the way.
And I'm not saying, like, this is Mika's stage.
You're just trying to have a certain conversation.
So nobody's saying fuck the tourists.
But there's a value point here. No, we know what they, listen, a tourist, a tourist could be not for me that just joined.
It's, okay, I seem, no it's's not okay. We're all fucking immigrants. All right, okay, that's not
None of us even okay. I'm from fucking can nobody record for the record Mika. I never blocked Alex or anything I know don't do Alex years ago. He doesn't want to unblock me. He doesn't have to unblock me
Can you unblock profits so that you can co-host
with me in the future?
It's okay. And be a fucking
adult, please.
Alex, it's not
looking good for you, dude. Like, I'm not gonna
lie. I don't know if you've ever ran for, like, a president
or whatever, but, like, at least
fake it here. Okay, let me
call Alex.
Alex, you don't have to talk to Profits.
It's just me and you.
Pick up the phone.
I know you can hear me.
I think he's boozy deep inside some Colombian girl.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
All right.
Good.
Welcome to the stage, I seem.
I'm trying to make peace in the Middle East.
All right. How are you? I have peace to make peace in the Middle East. All right.
How are you?
I have peace with Alex and Prophet.
I will make it happen.
I will make it happen.
Why do you have to make her Colombian?
Yes, I go to Colombia.
I talk with Alex.
Then I go back to Prophet.
We drink some latte and then everything good.
What is going on?
Yeah, Alex.
What?
What? You're going to go with is going on? What? What?
You're going to go with Pete to...
You're going to go with Pete to Clamera?
What the fuck?
I seem...
How do you know Alex and Prof?
Mika, problem is right now you lost your mind.
I'm like Luffy.
You know?
I might have enemies, but then my enemies become my friends.
You only stole that you're like Luffy when I became like Luffy.
What the fuck? I'm a fucking kid. I'm Luffy. I became like Luffy. What the fuck?
I'm the king of the pirates.
I'm a fucking kid.
I'm Luffy.
I have flip-flops on me right now.
Do you have flip-flops?
Do you have sandals?
No, I have a fucking straw hat.
Do you have shorts and sandals?
You fucking...
You didn't...
I have shorts and sandals right now.
I'm naked.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
I'm naked
What
Unblock me you bitch
Shit
Alright, let's go. Okay. Yeah, fuck it. Wait what raise of hands of everyone who hasn't been scammed by Alex?
Uh me I didn't got scammed yet. I didn't get scammed by Alex? Uh, me, I didn't get scammed yet.
I didn't get scammed yet.
I didn't buy the network token, dude.
I fucking hate him.
Honestly, that was a exercise.
Alex, if you would have just forgave,
if you would have just forgave profits,
now we're here.
Look at what you did.
It was, this could have been,
if you could have just put a heart,
men literally rather die on the fucking sword.
Not even a cool one.
This is the stupidest sword to die on, Alex.
Like, we really had something going on here, and now we're going here.
You know what I mean?
It's like, now we're going here, and we could have went somewhere.
Like, we could have went somewhere completely different, and now we're here.
And that's literally you.
So I just want you to know.
All right, so now I'm going to give Exitani.
Did I say that right?
Mika, he can't be rehabilitated.
Have you seen his hairline?
This is what happens.
Their hairline runs away and their morals run away with it.
He's gonzo.
He's not coming back.
You can't help this man.
I wasn't.
I mean, me?
You can't.
Okay, guys.
I see the perception has been distorted a little bit.
Um, a little bit.
So, uh, I am not helping the lizard.
The lizard, uh, we have this weird arrangement since the day one where we don't even talk.
uh we don't even talk he literally would go to me show up at space at 4 p.m and if I wasn't there
Uh, we don't even talk.
He literally would go to me, show up at space at 4 p.m.
it was like bad things were gonna happen to me I think uh now that I look back probably nothing
would have happened but in my mind everything was going to happen and it was very scary um
great spaces by the way you know shillin villain made thread guy you know me and shill and villain made thread
guy he's gonna hate that i said that i'm just joking thread guy chill the fuck dude oh my god
but still shill and villain literally helped thread guy with his face to see thread see alex
nobody knows alex alex did you get it's former thinking at this point. Where are we at now? No one cares if we're done.
Okay, so can you...
Yes, I want to move forward.
So let's do that.
Can you just tell prophets something out of respect?
Can y'all just...
Can y'all just do it?
It's bothering me.
I have OCD.
I can't...
Can't turn the page.
Huh.
Damn.
Fuck.
Running for president...
Okay, this is not as hot as I thought.
Uh, uh, okay. What did Trump do with the Middle East?
How is it harder to get Alex, fucking shilling villain in Provis, to have peace than it is with Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the United Arab Emirates?
Alright, guys. I could fucking do this. I'm the future Nobel Peace Prize winner.
Alex, it's just me and you.
What do we do? Okay, Alex, fine. What is forward thinking? What should I be thinking about other than this? Because I have severe ADHD
and sorry, OCD. Fuck it. I have it all. What? I'm schizophrenic next. Let's go. Schizo.
I like really tried forcing my doctor to believe that I was schizo because some guy on crypto
Twitter told me I was schizo. And I was like, no, please I'm schizo
I swear like I swear that like you're really not and I was like, no, I
Swear I'm schizo. It's so cool to be schizo
I realized I might not be in due for the job.
There's a lot of things going on right now and it's right in the matter, right?
We have live streaming stuff and you're talking about these quote unquote
tourists and stuff.
And I'm like, no one has a time advantage.
That's what we're seeing.
These people that are just coming in and just flipping everyone.
They're flipping on their head.
I love it.
I love it.
You're getting new blood coming in.
They're becoming the voice of crypto Twitter because a lot of us became
entitled like, Hey, I'm entitled to this. I've been here longer than you. So I'm entitled to this. You're getting new blood coming in. They're becoming the voice of crypto Twitter because a lot of us became entitled.
Like, hey, I'm entitled to this.
I've been here longer than you,
so I'm entitled to this.
So those entitlements are holding a lot of people back
from doing great things.
I think, Mika, you were going to do something.
What's that?
I feel entitled.
I feel entitled right now.
Well, you work hard to get where you're at.
No one can take that away.
No one can take away the things you've done,
but at the same time, we care about what you're gonna do
Like at the same time we care about what Mika's gonna do now
Well I'm trying to bring peace to the trenches and you're a little bit not helping me right now when you said you would help me
Please
Well, I think you're gonna do live streaming
I'll help
What the fuck is this?
Hold on. Let me talk with Alex. Hey, hey, Shilam Vilain.
Shilam Vilain, come here.
Brother, she want peace.
Congratulations, guys.
Y'all pick up the bag work, boys.
Y'all pump the fuck out of that.
We need more of that.
Yeah, we don't care about them.
Honestly, I don't give a fuck about them.
Right now, we have a space.
She want peace, whatever.
You want peace on the trenches or you want fire?
If you want peace, we can or you want fire if you want peace we can make peace
Right now look Alex look it's either it's either you give peace to profits or we're discussing the hairline
You have five seconds before I say
Fuck
You have five fucking seconds
You know that's hostage
I'll make it all right if you
that's
Whose team are you on?
I'm on both teams look I'm gonna tell you something Alex bringing on his faces. He's kind
Prophet is Moroccan. I don't know. Yeah, so like
Dominican but I don't know she might've never seen somebody spread so much more misinformation.
Shut the fuck up.
What were you watching?
The last boy who told me to shut the fuck up.
It's not going well for him.
I'm taking his mind share.
She's been there.
She's been there.
I'm taking the money and I'm taking the money share.
I'm taking the money and you're taking the money share.
Look, if I do this, I'm going to need a fucking... It's going to need to run up. I'll tell you mean look if I do this I'm gonna need a fucking
I'll it's it's gonna need to run up I'll tell you why because I didn't get I got a seasoned assist
but they know that I don't have money imagine when I make money I'm gonna need bro who is sick
of just since when you know what I'm fucking mad about, actually, guys? You know what? Fuck this. Fuck Alex. Fuck profits.
Fuck me.
Fuck everybody.
I'm so annoyed.
I'm so annoyed because it's all our faults.
Because we're like, oh, my God.
The LA vape cabal.
Oh, my God.
Kook for the 100th fucking time.
Oh, I got hacked.
Oh, Gainsey.
Oh, fuck you, Gainsey.
Okay? You little stupid fucking fake.
We're letting Gainsey, literally just the most unintelligent,
talentless,
ugly,
hairy,
fucking,
just,
like,
just,
ugh,
disgusting.
And they're making,
that's who's,
that's who's the number one
in greater capital market.
So I'm fucking pissed off at that.
And it's our fault
because we let it happen
because Ashley's not launching,
I'm not launching,
Alex isn't launching, Provis is not launching, you know, whatever, fine, fuck it,
I'm fucking launching and I'm so fucking schizo and crazy that I just might fucking do it and
when I mean do it, it's not pressing the fucking launch coin button, okay, it's literally taking
this, I'm taking it all, I'm taking the mind share, I'm taking it all i'm taking the mind share taking it all all the
biggest companies i was there when pump fun launched i was there when coinbase i was there
with everything because i was here so i'm taking it all who's with me okay that was a little not
that fast guys we need to be fucking fast okay we need to be fucking fast, okay? We need to be fucking fast. All right, let's work on this, guys.
Okay, it's a team effort.
Okay, one, two, three.
Who's, okay, what's going to be the line?
Who's with me?
Thumbs up.
Okay, there's a lot of scary people who's putting the thumbs up.
Okay, I know who's going to get the ECA first.
It's Danielle.
Who else?
Who's putting the thumbs up?
It's Danielle.
It's Chain Thingy. It's chain thingy it's i'm scrolling
i'm scrolling who's getting the eca i'm scrolling it's scrolling um not that many people written
thumbs up not that many people um that's fine you know what fuck it you don't need to buy it
like i said you know all you need to do is just think for yourselves and give your attention to the right people.
Okay?
If you're mad, do something about it.
Do something about it.
I don't give a fuck what it is.
Go for a run.
Launch a coin.
Destroy your enemy.
Do something about it that doesn't harm humanity.
That's all.
Don't lie, don't steal, don't teach.
The storyline is harming humanity.
It is a hate crime against all of us.
Actually, Alex.
Alex, do you.
What do you.
What do you want to say?
Why don't you take care of that shit with all the money you scammed?
Why don't you get a hair transplant?
It's a good question.
It's a good question.
That should have been first, Alex.
You know, she's giving you advice. I don't know what's happening
What? I'm waiting for the Mika livestream. When are you launching, Mika?
Alex, when you get your hair back
I am number one in critical capital markets, and I'll see you soon!
No, no, I'm the number one
Stop saying that, Mika
Wait, I'm not leaving. Danielle Stop saying that, Miko. We...
Wait, I'm not leaving.
Danielle, where are you?
I forgot.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
I got so distracted with Alex and his fucking hairline that I forgot.
Holy shit.
Oh my god.
Okay, Danielle, what is going on?
Oh, okay.
Wait, I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
I'm calling you.
Danielle, pick up, please.
Just me and Danielle.
Hello, Krusty Krab.
Hi, Krusty Krab, please.
I am ordering on behalf of the trenches.
I'm the number one creator in Capital Markets,
and I represent the trenches.
Wait, I'm the number one creator in Capital Markets.
I'm launching my coin.
Didn't you hear?
Yes.
Perfect.
Good.
We can watch the same time.
It's kind of like the Spider-Man movie,
where everybody's the number one in creator in Capital Markets,
and we're all Spider-Man,
and we all are in the multiverse.
Let's fucking go.
That's the whole point, Danielle,
is we're all the number one creator and creator to
copy the markets if we want to take it.
Nobody is going to give it to you.
No one's going to give you that title.
Do you think they're going to give you that title?
It's already ours.
What do you mean?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Yes, is the answer.
What is the question?
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
But what I do know is,
what I am sure about
is that I know nothing
except for the fact
that I'm hungry.
I'm so hungry.
I could eat
every single
crater
and crater capital
on my chest.
I already told you.
I already told you.
Starving.
I see him.
Are you a little scared?
I'm famished. You're little scared? I'm famished.
You're famished, fam.
I'm famished. I'm famished, fam.
Danielle, I will buy your coin, as you are the number one creator in creator of Capital Markets,
because you are a nice person, and you support your friends.
And I will support you, as you are my dog, and I am your dog.
So you bet that when I launch, I will buy, and I will support.
Matter of fact, I'll be so rich
that I'll buy all of my friends' coins. That's the thing. I don't come from a place of lack. And if I
can't, then I'll do whatever I can. I'll do a space. I'll do a tweet. I'll do a like because I want you
all to win. You deserve to win. That is the difference between us and them. Exactly. We actually want each
other to win. Exactly. And guess what?
We're going to fucking do it.
We are.
Let's get to some hats.
We're already winning.
Exactly.
You see, Danielle?
We're already winning, baby.
Exactly.
Exactly.
All while Alex's hairline watches.
Go ahead, Capitalist.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
I received a DM, Mika, with some alpha saying
he was about to deploy a CCM token right now,
so I wanted to...
Of course you came up for that cap,
you little buffalo.
Hello, capitalist.
You'll know.
Noti's on.
I'm talking to people right now.
You've all empowered me.
Thank you, community,
for telling me what I should have done a long time ago,
but actually, no, now's the time.
Because now we're all hungry,
and we see that it's on our own decision. We see the truth now. For I did not before. I was playing another
person's game, many other people, for years, six years. I put all of my energy and time into other
people. And you know what? There were people that helped me along the way. And I don't take it back.
I did help people because I wanted to. But guess what, guys? It's time for new,
because we're not treating each other with respect. And I'm coming for the respect,
because I like the trenches. The trenches helps people, and there is knowledge here.
And I want us to continue to be in all parts of the world and do our job to spread the knowledge
to people. And the only way to do that is to go live. I think you always knew Mika, you were just blinded.
There is a big difference between blinded and knowing, you know,
and you're not blind anymore. You got your vision back.
I got my glasses on.
She's got the visors on.
Danielle, do you notice a difference between me now and me before?
Remember when this all started, you were here.
Started with the bar podcast, didn it yeah yeah you take less cocaine uh besides that do we we're gonna it's so funny
it's so it's so it's so funny how how you see i seem knows that i'm gonna take it all he knows
and he fears he's. He's so scared.
I see him.
If you were nice to me, I would buy your token.
But you're not being nice to me.
So I'm going to take your mind share.
And so is Ashley.
And so is Prophets.
And so is Danielle.
You know what?
Fuck it.
So is Alex.
Fuck you guys.
I actually like Alex.
He's the only one here.
Where the fuck are all of you guys?
All of you people said that you were my friends. I know you're listening on Anonymous, you little cowards.
Fuck, but Alex is a coward too. Whatever! He suffers with airline. Let's go.
Okay, Rose, go ahead.
Hi, Mika. Are you taking brand deals at the moment?
Yes, I like money. I can invest in other creators.
Who wants to hire me to be number one in
creative capital markets okay i'll be in contact and also i'm so hungry right now i could eat a
lizard i'm so fucking hungry right now that i could fucking eat a bitch and it looks like malcolm
meek i've got a question for you, sorry. I was in psychosis. Yeah
As a boy can I buy your token?
What do you mean as a going can you buy my token bro? You have to be at least here for hold on hold on
He's not Jewish. Can he buy the token? Do you know what you just said to me?
Yeah, like encrypted in some way like on change. I like I need to do He's not Jewish. Can he buy the token? Do you know what you just said to me?
Yeah, like encrypted in some way, like on chain.
Like I need to do something like.
Kabbalah. Kabbalah.
Kabbalah.
Kabbalah.
Kabbalah.
Do you know why I'm not disgustingly rich and elite and controlling things right now?
It's because I'm Jewish, but I'm not the right type of Jewish.
What, you Sephardic?
Exactly.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm 3% Sephardic.
You're one of us.
You're a Moroccan one, ain't you?
Fucking hell, Mika.
Exactly.
I forgot, man.
I turned against you for a moment.
Literally, for like two days.
Shit, fuck.
Sorry, fuck.
Well, actually, like five days.
I'm back.
And guess what, guys?
I'm not white.
Even though y'all think so.
I got really bullied for being moroccan and for
jewish growing up for being somebody of not even really like it's like yeah my skin is olive and i
kind of look weird right now because i don't take the sun and i'm a vampire but no i'm dark i'm hairy
and people are mean so yeah um i'm gonna take it you know what i'm gonna make i'm gonna make
i'm gonna make the jews bend the knee I'm going to make the Jews bend the knee.
I'm going to make the Jews bend the knee.
Only I can do it.
Bro, I forgot you was a Moroccan Jew, bro.
I think I...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Buy my token and you're here.
The fucking Jews are...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I'm taking over.
Your family again.
Your family.
I was...
Okay.
Whatever.
Listen.
Fuck the Jews.
Fuck everybody.
Fuck everyone. Okay? Listen. Look. Of course you can buy my token. Listen, fuck the Jews. Fuck everybody. Fuck everyone, okay?
Listen, look, of course you can buy my token.
My token is for anybody, okay?
It's not even out yet.
Whoa, what the fuck is happening right now?
Okay, when I do launch a token, it's going to be for everyone.
Religion is division.
I don't care what you believe in, okay?
You can believe in Allah, God, Jesus, Buddha,
but if you really believe in those people, you'll know that even if somebody believes in Hashem,
even if somebody's Jewish or non-Jewish, they could still connect to the light force of the
creator. Any teachings, any teachings that make you a better person and make you want to treat
your fellow human being better is the right teaching. Anything that makes you a better person and make you want to treat your fellow human being better
is the right teaching anything that makes you want to be a bad person it's not for you gang
switch the book switch the movie okay if being a muslim makes you want to blow shit up don't
fucking do it okay if being jewish makes you want to be fucking whatever the fuck you do what i'm
i'm literally i i live in, I live in Dubai.
I'm literally Muslim.
We're all the same people.
I think I need to disclose this information.
My last name is indeed Gentile.
Gentile, not Jew.
Why do you need to disclose?
So I think I should get first allocation.
No, this isn't the fucking Holocaust.
Okay, this isn't, listen.
And by the way, my grandparents survived the Holocaust.
I cannot get canceled for this.
And fuck you, okay?
Because what I'm saying is good.
Fuck you that anybody tries to take this stream and say that I'm being, like, whatever the fuck they want to say.
Fuck you, okay?
I love all of humans.
I love the gays.
I love the dolls.
I love the blacks.
I love the Jews.
I love fucking everybody.
But you know what?
At the same time now, I hate everybody.
You're all fucking pissing me off.
So I hate us all equally.
Everybody.
Everyone.
Okay?
All of you.
Because we're not doing our job.
We're not doing our fucking job.
Okay?
So I hate everybody.
Yep.
Hate the Jews.
Hate the Jews.
Fuck off.
How do we do the job, Mika?
That's the question.
The $1 million question.
Yes, we start.
Yes.
We take what's ours.
We don't wait for it to be given.
We take what's ours. Because I't wait for it to be given.
We take what's ours.
Because I'm sick of tourists coming in, making a bag, and then leaving.
And then people like me or Ashley or other people, we're not like, yeah, we're making money a good living, which is fucking amazing.
We're fucking blessed.
And we want to do good shit with our platform.
But we should be the ones making that $100K in a night.
Do you know what 100k could do?
Okay?
A lot.
A lot.
But guess what?
So could your voice.
So could your kindness.
So could just existing.
It's not about a coin.
If you don't have... I don't want you to...
But if you're fucking working 9 to 5, do not buy anything that I launch.
Well, actually, if you see it early, yes, buy it.
Just, you know... Or don't buy it. It's just, you know.
Or don't buy it.
That's not financial advice.
Whatever!
Whatever!
Okay?
Just be careful, all right?
Don't play with your food money.
Or I don't know.
Because you know what?
Fuck it.
Yeah, I fucking don't eat so I can do this shit.
Listen.
You have to take it, all right?
You just have to take it.
That's what we have to do. Just take it. That's what we have to do.
Just take it.
That's it.
It's yours.
If you want it, it's yours.
Just take it.
Don't lie.
Don't see it.
Don't cheat.
Honor your mother and father.
Don't worship all their gods, idols.
And that means the people that you think are giving you your power, but they're not.
You give you your power.
So take it.
Take it.
Don't give a shit what other people think.
So what if people call you a scammer for going live on Pump Fun?
If you're not scamming, it doesn't matter.
Don't be a scammer.
Don't lie, don't steal, don't cheat.
So it doesn't matter what people say.
They don't matter.
You matter.
You matter. And guess what? If I'm being fucking mean to you, I don't matter what people say. They don't matter. You matter. You matter.
And guess what?
If I'm being fucking mean to you, I don't matter either.
It's just a small part of your big life.
Let's take what's ours.
Because it's ours.
Fuck the rest.
Fuck the soft censorship.
Fuck everything.
Okay?
Fuck the 357 listeners on anonymous right
they can't come with your face then you have no place here and you know what everybody was like
crypto is not supposed to be a face thing it's supposed to be again anybody anywhere no matter
what their financial background is is entitled to a bank account and knowledge and community and resources.
We're just regurgitating the resources like a real cult. And you know, I thought it was funny
when everybody said it was a cult, but yo, it's not funny anymore. Okay. Stop keeping it in the
family. Expand. Stop calling people normies. Okay. Stop. You know who the real tourists are?
okay so you know who the real tourists are you you if you're not in this you why are you here
if you're not taking it why are you here if you're not taking the mind share why are you here if
you're not making money why are you here to what wait for some fucking guy's g text? Why are you here? Let's take the mindshare and let's have fun. It's
supposed to be fun. Okay. Let's have fun. Oh, that is actually really interesting. You know,
let's have fun on pump fun. Hmm. Let's have fun on pump fun. Capitalist. Why are you shilling another token while I'm in
my monologue? Brother, are you for real? He's definitely not getting the fucking easy.
Try to help the people and the people just fuck you over one cent. That's why I'm taking the loot,
guys. And guess what? I'm fucking doing it. I'm doing it.
Be very careful.
Do not buy anything unless I fucking say so.
You will know.
There will be a video of me, a live stream video.
Do not get fucked over.
Don't be stupid.
And don't get crazy.
Noties on.
I'm doing it.
I'm fucking doing it. I'm doing it. I'm fucking doing it.
I'm doing it.
Okay?
Live on PumpFun.
Don't get wrecked.
Make money.
Anyone who's in this space is going to make money.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Because you're paying attention.
You are paying attention.
And in this economy, the way to make magic internet money,
this is the only tutorial that you need,
is pay attention.
Did I mic drop?
Is everybody fucking...
Hello!
Gabby!
Yeah.
How was that?
Yep.
What do you think of my monologue?
10 out of 10.
Do you have anything to say for my campaign?
Do you have anything to say for my...
Do you have any...
Any last wishes?
I could die out there, Gabby.
I could die out there. Any... Any last wishes i could die out there gabby i could die out there any any last wishes
oh fuck okay it's fucking going to zero okay um it's fucking good um okay oh all right um okay
fine pete is here we have fucking alex one last rodeo pete do you have anything fucking to say
right before?
Again, guys, I'm going to launch today.
I swear to God.
I just want him to unblock me, dude.
I swear to God.
Hold on one second.
I wasn't ready for you to speak.
I swear to God, on launching today, do not do anything until you see my fucking face.
Like a real video.
Like, don't be stupid.
Okay?
There's a lot of AI videos.
There's a lot of fake tokens.
Nobody has the ECA. Nobody. I'm not't be stupid. Okay, there's a lot of AI videos. There's a lot of fake tokens. Nobody has the ECA.
Nobody.
I'm not friends with anyone.
Nobody knows me.
I'm not friends with anyone.
Nobody's my friend.
No one will give it to you.
I might.
I might.
I might actually pay attention to who was ever in this space
and actually DM them the ECA before I tweet it.
Why not?
Why not?
They were here. They were paying attention. Why not? Why not? They were here.
They were paying attention.
Why not?
Why not?
Why not?
I'm paying attention.
I pay attention to my support.
I pay attention.
Um, okay.
All right.
I'm fucking doing this.
I'm fucking doing this.
How hard could it be?
Right?
How hard could it be?
Uh, how hard could it be?
You know what?
I'm fucking doing this.
And you know what?
Guys, this is the end of one career and the start of a beginning it's it's happening housekeeping sorry
i'm i'm leading the call i'll be right back i'll be right back sorry don't get sorry i'm launching
on pump fun okay um one second if she the housekeeping? I mean, don't worry. She's going to get the ECA early, okay?
Because those are the people that deserve the ECA early.
And so are the community, the people that come in spaces.
Every single time you come in spaces, even just listening and sharing your thoughts right now,
you should be rewarded for that.
100%.
All right.
Guys, give me a thumbs up.
I'm going to take a real poll.
Do I do this today? Yes or no?
I'm down. I feel it in my bones. Basil says yes. Rose says yes. Alex says yes. Danielle says yes.
I'm looking to my people. Do I do this today? Ashley says yes. I won't do it without your
permission. I won't. I won't. I want y'all to come with me. I won't. Banks says yes. Who else
says yes? Odeka says yes. Unknown says yes. Elise says yes. I won't. Banks says yes. Who else says yes? Odeka says yes. Unknown
says yes. Elise says yes. Allison says yes. Pumped says yes. Fuck yeah. Pumped, you gonna pump my
clips? Huh, Pumped? Come on, get up here. Get up here, Pumped. Hey, come on. I like your clips.
All right, guys, that's enough for me. Enough of my real ones, especially Pete. Although he's gay and he just came out, I will celebrate him.
Because I love gay people.
And that's okay.
Although your lover, Lizard Alex, does not love you anymore, it's okay, okay?
I know what it's like to not be loved.
But you know what, Pete?
I'll give you that love.
Because whenever you don't feel love, you should come to the trenches.
I know it's gotten a bad name, but we're going to fix that.
All right, Pete?
So please, close us out.
Close us out.
What are we saying, Pete?
One last time.
Last before my last basis ever.
Let me get the ECA.
