Thank you. Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE Απόψε το φεγγάρι
Αφού πονάς για κάποιον άλλο
Άρα, ρίξε μαχαίρι να κοπού
Κι όταν με κόψει το μαχαίρι
Με τα νιωμένη να μου πει I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow. Κι εγώ θα κόψω το φεγγάρι And I will cut the finger
I will put my hand on my eyes
And as your plagues are my own
Louis check the M's, check the M's, very important, check the M's. Άμε, σαν άνθρωστα στεκιά τα πανά
Σκέψου τι όμορφη που φάρνωσή
Δεν το μεγαρίρις τα μανιά
Τσεκ διέμς και κλώσεις αυτήν την πιθανή μου
Ήταν το δεν χάρις τα μανιά Στα βραγκιά Who is the best? Who is the best? Who is the best?
You're good John. Good John. Good John. Good John.
He has a Thessaloniki accent.
He sounds like he's a Thessaloniki.
Yeah, man, I spent my days out there and root for pauk the soccer team the football team
you had me the first time can you share me we can can you share me we can i'm here i'm here
with the big boys he's going with you who's the big boys bro what's going on oh that's ketama
that is ketama i know Katama's voice.
I'm assuming you're all drunk at this point.
Bro, we just got out of the craziest meeting ever.
Yeah, yeah. We'll have a very good meeting.
We're going to get drunk later though. You're right.
I got a question to Katama, bro. What's up with you, bro?
Bro, you're from one side to the other you're
like in Dubai you're in Thailand yeah yeah right if I go to Netherlands you'll
be there probably you know like yeah I will be there indeed let's meet up next
week let's meet up man let's meet up I'm 100% down for that man how's Dubai bro
how's Dubai treating you bro it's good maybe say hi to friday nothing yo yo louis hello hello who's there
what's up bro it's me bro oh all the gang together man yeah i think i'm gonna hurt you guys
you i don't want to listen anything about dubai actually um i don't have fomo uh just
you guys man just want to say that we love you guys we love you guys man. We love you guys. We love you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh John yeah, man, I actually do have an update to kick the space off the as of epoch
There are now 98 validators on monad testnet
There are now 98 validators on Monad Testnet live up from 72 earlier today.
So the validator set has increased and there were no disruptions to the chain.
I'm in the office right now and I worked very hard to ensure that this would happen given my technological abilities.
And the chain is up and running.
It's going to be triple digits probably in the not too distant future.
So things are moving along.
All you, all you, bro. Thank you. We thank you, dude. Well done, John. Well done, John. We thank you, bro. DIGITS PROBABLY IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE SO THINGS ARE MOVING ALONG GOOD JOB ALL YOU ALL YOU
BROUGHT THANK YOU WE THANK YOU DUDE WELL DONE WELL DONE QUESTION QUESTION FOR THE FOR THE PANEL
QUESTION FOR THE PANEL THIS IS A ONE UM I NEED YOUR HELP GUYS I KNOW THIS IS A VERY HIGH AQ PANEL
LIKE I SEE PEOPLE WITH I GET THIS KB HERE THERE'S JOHN HERE THERE'S KATE LIKE VERY SMART PEOPLE SO
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT LIKE THE JOKE LIKE I FEEL LIKE THERE'S A JOKE THERE ABOUT 99 I GOT 99 very smart people. So I'm trying to figure out the joke. I feel like there's a joke there about 99...
And I feel like someone's going to find it
and they're going to make the joke
and people are going to give them engagement and shit.
Does anybody have the joke?
Yeah, it's like I got 99 problems but you know g van ain't one basically
oh i see so it's okay i'm the bad of the joke yeah in this case yeah and like and the thing is
though it's like the update was we on twitter i'm seeing 99 but on gmonads.com i'm seeing 98
yeah which so like you know i mean it's really it's yeah it's not a big deal in the grand scheme
of things i mean listen i let me go back right now. I'll just go add another validator right now
Another one. Yeah, just just do the tech stuff to just just just make a validator
Like how do I like put two validators to have sex and then you get another one does work like that?
That's actually a very interesting concept that I haven't thought of before I'm thinking that we could probably do that
I mean, you know, I could go
give that a whirl real quick. Go try.
So the most important question, bro, the most
important question is how many validators do we need
for main admin? Does it make any difference,
by the way? Or are you guys
What's going on? People keep talking about
this topic and I'm asking
this. It's a great question that
I will, before I answer, I want to say that I'm completely
unqualified to answer this question.
So just keep that in mind when I'm answering this question.
I mean, I'm pretty sure like, you know, like we're going to have like, like, I don't know.
I mean, I don't even want to give a number because I don't fucking know, but there's
going to be more than there are right now.
now, right? Like the more validators that are added, like the better things are, the more
Like the more validators that are added, like the better things are, the more decentralized
decentralized it is, right? So like the plan is to increase validator set more and more and more
before mainnet. And I mean, listen, we started with like 54, like it's almost doubled in two
months or whatever. And I feel like, I don't know, I mean, I assume like any process in the history
of the world, even with flipping burgers, the more you do something, the easier it gets. So
the easier it's going to be to like add them or something like that.
So there's definitely going to be more before mainnet,
but I don't know how many or like,
I don't really know if there's like a set number, right?
I just think, you know, more is just more.
Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. Absolutely, man.
And the next one is how to become a validator.
I mean, I think we talked about this, didn't we?
Basically, you just, yeah, it's like you cannot become one. I mean I think we talked about this Didn't we? Basically Yeah yeah yeah
Get familiar with each other
Okay, now I'm going to stop
because maybe people will
actually think it's true.
how can I become a validator?
go talk about something else
to this question right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think, like, people right now something else for another. I'm trying to look up what I can say to this question right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think, like, people right now can be validator.
Like, you gotta be, like, a company or something.
Okay, so, right now, the validator set is limited.
More info will be available when the validator set expands.
so and that's just listen that's for right now when the private test net testing thing going on
Is that your reading that shit?
blah blah blah down the line listen i'm you probably have seen James tweet stuff about equipment.
Like, down the line, I'm pretty sure that's just going to be able to happen, right?
But for right now, either right now you just, you know, it's limited,
so more info will become available when the validator set expands,
or you can just go to Gary, Indiana, and we have a station
where you can set up a validator right now, actually.
Thank you, thank you, John.
uh what's up nothing starting my morning off with friday nighting
oh man i can't i cannot for the life of me understand the the time difference between us and my day is almost over here like i'm doing this space and i'm like you know see ya
and i'm just logging off until monday it's crazy and then you just woke up anyway i know it's crazy
dude i love your pfp i swear to god i love your pfp probably my favorite kb pfp ever
no it's really good i was in another i was in another space like a a non-amon ad space. I think it was an abstract space, actually.
And they're just like, what is this PFP?
And then I was kind of arguing with somebody about just some take.
And he's like, listen, I want to talk to KB straight.
I was like, are you looking at my PFP?
awesome i want to talk to this pfp
oh dude yeah i love it do you think i should pfp the the um the antonio like they gave me the wonder
one yesterday i'm not gonna lie i really really it. Like it looks incredibly dumb and I do like that
Oh, I missed it too. I don't have any but I do have a custom drawing to make up for
Keone's profile picture is the Antonio right now is is so sick yeah like it looks so good look at like i
pinned i pinned my one one i think i'll pfp it it looks so dumb it's crazy i i really i really love
it yeah i've gone back and forth about making it mine but i've just never changed my profile
picture ever in the past four years and i really like like. I don't think it's true. Yeah, don't change yours.
I know it's going to sound weird.
But I always thought of your PFP as the Mona Lisa of Mona.
I'm not even trolling right now.
Like I've noticed that no matter how I hold my mobile phone.
Like you always look at me.
Like and I'm telling you guys.
Lift your phone in front of your face.
Move it like sideways. He's always looking at you straight down the eye. look at me which is why like and i'm telling you guys lift your phone in front of your face move it
like sideways he's always looking at you straight down the eye and it's like i feel like i'm getting
raised so i catch myself doing this on my own like walking around and just flipping my phone
and just observing you observe me and yeah i don't want to miss that point yeah it's a good point i'm
very sentimental with it so i really don't want to do anything.
It's, I don't know, it's like something about consistency.
Like, you know, this friendly face is always going to be here.
Tell him, bro, tell him, bro.
I won't change my PFP too, man.
King Louis, this motherfucker going to stay there.
Like, there's something about how, like, because, I mean, your king looks like he like he's fucking like two feet tall, which is the funniest thing about this.
He looks like I'm on crack or something, man.
Chaos, man. You're raising your hand all the time, bro.
Did you become gay in Dubai?
Yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I didn't want to interrupt John because actually I talked with Keone today and guys this is like a perfect alpha
he told me that John W like he will not be in the team next week it's time for him to leave Monad
so yeah I'm just a charity Friday nighting listen you tell Keone that if he tries to nuke me, I'm going to go to the ACLU and file a disability claim for being fired, for them, for Monad firing a disabled person.
And that's not going to be very good press, is it?
Okay, okay. I spilled the alpha. You can do whatever you want with it.
Listen, maybe I'm getting promoted, though.
I mean, maybe Keone is saying, oh, he's going to take me away from Monad, but maybe he's like putting me in a promotion, right?
I really don't think so, bro. Keep asking the question, what the fuck are you doing
anywhere in Monad? What's your job description, bro? What are you doing there?
Well, right now I'm about to order my lunch um i'm currently in the office right now but i do go
back to gary indiana later today um but i do need to eat my lunch very soon or else i'll get very
angry um yeah but day to day i mean let's go through it yesterday i mean i woke up i mean you
know we had like a we had a meeting at like nine but i woke i didn't wake up till like 10 so i
missed that meeting um i got out of bed at like 10 30. Um, I had, I had breakfast on the way that I charged to Keone's card. Um, and then I got to
the office around like 11 30, 11 45. And then I ordered lunch, um, because I was hungry. Cause
it was around lunchtime. And then I just chilled on the couches to wait for my lunch. Cause
obviously I was kind of distracted. And then I ate my lunch and then it was like 1 30. I played some ping-pong in the office till like 2 30
um, I took a nap after that and then it was like 3 30 to 4
I scrolled Twitter for like an hour made some tweets from like 4 to 5 and then I went home because it was 5 o'clock
And then um, yeah, that was that was my day. Does that really does that clear it up?
Does that like you know help yeah absolutely man uh yeah that's a tough job bro that's that's really tough man you are definitely deserve what you do um yeah
wish you all the best bro thank you thank you that was proper his job description like oh my god kingly was just disappointed that was it
all right can i can i change the topic to something completely random if you guys don't
mind i want to go to kb for a sec um dude kb did you catch wind of what happened yesterday with that
meme coin platform and influencers
like flexing millions of airdrops again and what the fuck happened there i feel like we
had the whole meta in like 30 minutes yeah it didn't last very long i think i think
i think kaido had something to do with it but then I also think there was a lot of like
insiders that had had something to do with it because a lot of like the KOLs and their friends
were the ones that got like really big airdrops so basically but it definitely depended on I guess
like your follower account but it was interesting because cozy and i have the same
this is like why i don't really know the mechanics of it and i don't think many people do
but like cozy and i have like the same amount of yaps we're both at like 580 on kaido and I got a $1,500 airdrop but the only way to unlock the airdrop is to launch a token
at least like on the Kaido side so like there's other I think there's like other tiers
um that I'm not 100% sure um what the mechanics were I think if if you bought 0.5 soul somewhere, then you could claim it.
But the big KOL ones that you saw
that were $200,000 airdrop, $300,000, $80,000 airdrop.
you have to launch a token on the platform
that ends in Boop instead of Pump, right?
It's a straight up pump fund competitor. But the catch is, is that you, the airdrop is vested or it's locked
unless you hit milestones for the token that you launch. And so I believe that if you are to hit a five million dollar market cap
on the token you will get that airdrop but not many people have enough motion and you had a
bunch of these influencers trying to do the same thing but so if you but if you launch and it goes
to zero and like you don't promote it or whatever you you'll get that airdrop, but you'll get it in 30 days.
So the unlock, so you still like, you still could in theory, just like launch a token,
not show it and like whatever and wait 30 days to get that airdrop.
But the argument is where the mind share is going to be and like where,
where the boop token is going to be in 30 days
so like that token in 30 days could be down 90 especially if other influencers did push their
coin and kind of got like the airdrop first so like that was kind of the this the it was it was It was, like, very manipulative, very diabolical.
It basically took the last ethically moral people we have left,
and it was, like, dangling this carrot in front of them.
I didn't do shit for 1500.
You know, I'm like, okay.
1500? Or 1500? Yeah. Okay. okay no not thousand it was only 1500 and cozy got 8 000 so like a 1500 airdrop
is cool like but not too because if you if you launch the token too it you can't just like
launch it and on it's through like their platform so like the token is tied to
your name and you know like it's just risky and we're still in a very gray area i'm american
right so like for me i i there's too much risk for like if now if it was 200 000 airdrop i probably
would have thought about it i probably would have been been like, all right, like, what do we, like, can I, like, you know, do this and, like, you know, like, migrate it to Monad after, like, whatever.
Like, if I were to ever drop a token, I mean, it's funny because I'm playing around, like, Monion for, like, last week.
Buy Monion on Krui Exchange on Monad Testnet.
But, like, if I were to ever drop a token, like, it probably, or just be part of a team, it maybe would be like on Monad.
But like, and that's because like, there's edge to support.
There's, you know, there's lore.
But like, me being on Solana, it would like, I don't have that, right?
I'm not in, you know, like, I don't, I don't want that edge, to be honest.
So yeah, I just think that it took the last ethically
moral people we have left and it turned into an on-chain massacre last night yesterday like i
know like that one circus dude i think he did like end up pumping his coin to six mil and like
getting that airdrop and then it fucking went straight to zero yeah i was listening to a
space uh like alpha space and there were people there were all they were all saying that it's
down but i never even even bothered to look at the chart but they were saying
that they they didn't move at first and then at this point it's just not worth it
because it's already like dead. Yeah.
I just don't think people have like enough motion that they think they do.
Because like getting coins to 1 million and like saying that is really fucking hard.
So like 5 million is just a lot.
And then it's kind of that, it's very much like the space is turning into like very
much so like the 1% versus 99%, right? And you kind of see it happening in the real time
where like the rich get richer. Because you can kind of see the connection with all the
KOLs and all the people involved. But then it's like, oh, I don't want, like, a lot of the attitude, too, that I saw, there was a lot of negative, right?
Where it's like, I don't want to buy this f**ker's coin, because, like, he's going to make a bag, and, like, what the f**k.
So then you had, like, all these influence at the same time trying to do this.
It was a really interesting, it was an interesting tactic, and honestly, and this is my last like, my last like,
I don't know what fucking trying to think but I wanted to tweet this but I didn't because
I don't really like to be like a hater on the timeline.
But it really felt because like Ding-a-ling is like behind it and he's like a big ETH
And I feel like a lot of these NFT ETHft people from like 2021 2022 have made like zero profit
this year um or and if they're like angel investors everything kind of like failed
so i genuinely feel like this was like the yesterday's past eth cabal of like nfts in 2021
2022 like last grift attempt to make some type of fucking profit on solana and like
that's like what it felt like ah man i don't want to say too much on this either but i i have the
same i don't know but it does feel like that particular group is down bad bad this circle
this cycle so yeah maybe i don't know and it's funny like that
old like that old eith cabal like the ones that made all the money on nfts last year like had zero
edge this year zero they're like oh we're not trading suzono we're not trading we're not trading
we're not trading all year and i feel like they're always mad somehow. Like, the only times I see them on the timeline,
they're hating on something.
And they're just down bad.
Like, ETH isn't even over too easy.
You know, like, they're like, oh, we're not touching Solana.
They didn't touch Solana the entire fucking cycle,
and now you want to make a launch pad?
They've been talking about, oh, man, yeah.
Yeah, I should probably just cut the cornball.
And it's like, okay, last point.
I feel like they spent such a long time on ETH.
Like there's a big group that refused to move away from NFTs.
And then gaming also was a big part of, like the NFT cycle also had like gaming.
And gaming also kind of flopped completely.
All the people anyways okay
okay okay i'm just gonna stop i'm just gonna stop um sophie what up
i just came here to say that i love kb and john came into the office for like a few days this
week and now i'm fucking sick um he brings so many germs from jari, Indiana. Now I don't feel good.
So if the next event you go to is shitty, it's John's fault because he got me sick.
And the whole office smells terrible.
And I won't be back until the entire place gets Lysoled.
How your place gets life-thawed, um, that's all I have to say.
Um, that's all I have to say.
Listen, I got tested for, like, several major disease categories, and the doctor told me that I tested negative for COVID, so I figured, I mean, I don't know about the other ones, but I'm pretty sure I'm fine.
So, I really don't know, you know, if the blame should be put on me here.
The blame 100% should be put on you.
17-year-old kid who likes to lick the
subway. From Gary, Indiana.
Sophie, I hope you feel better, okay?
You know, obviously, Monat Events needs you.
And I just want to let everyone know that I just ordered my lunch for the day.
It's one of my favorites.
I actually love Jimmy John's.
It's the first thing we've ever agreed on.
It's such a great, like the bread.
The hot peppers are the best hot peppers of any of the family brands
Yeah, I just got a turkey sandwich that was nothing else on it, but turkey and bread so it you know, but I'm sure the hot peppers are great
I'm gonna eat a whole bowl of garlic and then I'll stop being sick
That's good. That's good. Well wait not that I'm co-hosting the space, but I saw chaos raised his hand
Do you want to kick small mobster and get John W on the panel? I feel like small mobster is coasting today
Yeah, I'm a hundred percent sure he's at the gym. Yeah, that's a great idea, man. Probably the best one today.
He's just farming us. All of us.
He's not even... Look, he's not even responding.
He's just farming the shit out of us, man.
Look at this stupid spike.
Did you saw what happened with the movement?
Like, the CEO of movement dragged and got removed from the team?
Did you saw this post today?
Wait, what happened? What's the story? I pinned the Yep. That was crazy. I pinned it.
The story is like a member, I think he's a CEO, but like a high member of movement just
Are you saying that you think he's a CEO?
I'm not sure if he's the CEO
Or a high member of the team
But as you read the tweet
Racked his bags and they removed him
I think he was co-founder
Very weird, stuff happened.
Like, the candle is very, very good.
Yeah, there were some market manipulations,
so Coinbase delisted the move,
and there was stuff happening yesterday.
And along with that, at night, this boop thing came up, and...
One would say the movement of the price was a bit too sus.
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
Small mobster, what's your take on this
great takes small dude we appreciate your input dude we couldn't do this without you man yeah yeah excellent take bro okay bro. Okay, okay. Small, I gotta pause you for a sec. Small, calm down buddy!
Okay, all right, all right. I wanna go to wait.
Wait, he won't stop to talk man.
We're just making fun of him.
How do you know that you're not, how do you know that I'm not hearing him speak and you're all, you know, ragging at this point and you don't hear him?
Yeah, I don't, I don't know. That's why I had to ask.
Exactly, I'm having a great...
He's still muted bro. Yeah, I don't know. That's why I had to ask. Exactly. I'm having a great... What is it, Small?
Yeah, yeah. I know, Small. I know.
Small says you guys have to restart the space.
That's why you can't hear him.
Like, he's clearly with us right now.
Yeah, yeah. I know. I know.
Yeah, I like Sophie, too.
Yeah, I know. It's all right.
Because I just want to, like, say that, I thought we were talking about gay, like,
Nobody's talking about Monad being gay, bro.
We're not talking about this anymore.
Let's talk about it, bro.
I did my statement today, bro.
Monad, we make it straight.
You guys are straight. You guys are the worst today
Yeah, that was probably the worst today
What are you doing today?
I'm just making lunch oh oh sorry
i thought you said lunch too well i just got soup delivered it's at my door i have to like stand up
to go get it i've got a headache i had to tell eunice that like i was gonna give her something
on monday that i wanted to give her today because I don't feel good. Shout out John for getting me fucking sick with his germs.
Well, on the bright side, I actually
saw Eunice today, so if she
catches whatever I got, she won't be expecting
it by Monday. So you'll actually, I'm actually
helping you right now if I get her sick.
Yeah, you're right. You should
like go lick her mouth pad or
We got pasta requesting after a week. We got Pasta requesting
Pasta is the greatest man
that I've ever had to know in my entire life.
Pasta is the greatest man that I've ever had the pleasure to know
And I would jump into a volcano for Pasta.
Because Pasta is the greatest man
that I've ever known in my entire life.
And I would jump into a volcano for him
Bro, who the fuck hired these two guys, man?
It's crazy, it's crazy, right?
We actually had to go through so many interviews to show up
I was convinced for a very long time that John W. did your interview
Yeah I put him in a little wig and I said, just strut your stuff, baby long time that John W. did your interview. He did. Yeah.
I put him in that little wig and I said, just start your stuff, baby.
Dude, I remember the first day Sophie showed up.
She was using a voice thing and she was posing as a guy.
Yeah, I thought Sophie is the sister of John W.
No, his mom actually made a commitment to the United States to never recreate people after John.
Because it would just continue to degrade the trust in the US if we continued to
John. Well, this is good because I'm
actually going on a diplomatic mission
in July to Athens, Greece
for the NADS meetup there. So I'll be representing
the United States Monad team
and the country in Athens, Greece.
disgusting things at the Acropolis
Are you planning to recreate while you're attending the event?
Yeah, you heard me right.
If you're planning to create a little empire of John W's while you're staying in Greece,
is that part of the plan?
I feel like I'm walking a field nine
completely cancel-worthy,
so stop me if I say something too bad.
Officially, I am not planning
of little Johns in Greece.
dads, have some wholesome moments, take a dump at the Acropolis, go to the beach, show some skin on
the water, let all the Greek people see what an American body looks like, and really just work on
international relations. Like, I feel like, you know, there's a lot of people in Greece who don't
know a lot about America, and there's a lot of people in America who don't know about Greece. And I'm going to go, and I'm going to get some lukumadras from the street carts,
and I'm going to hand them out, and have lots of diplomatic conversations with people about why
the United States of America is the greatest country that has ever existed in the entire world,
and why they're living in a completely dogshit country and why they should submit to the United States of America. But aside from that, I think... What?
Also, fun highlight from this week of Sophie being maybe not the smartest, I opened my door
last night with my keys, like the keys to my apartment. Went inside.
Just picked up my food from the front door.
Well, good thing we live in a high-trust society.
I think there's no crime in New York.
Listen, if we don't report it, there's no crime, okay? It's not a we don't report it there's no crime okay
it's not a loss until you sell there's no crime until it's reported okay uh one quick update that
i just received it just listen something just came across my desk right now that all of you
are going to be exceedingly interested in knowing um listen here john i just learned that the
validator count which is currently at 98 on gamanads.com will be updated
to reflect the fact that there are actually 99 validators sometime in the next few hours so you
can plan on it being 99 so get your 99 problems but a validator ain't one or whatever you want to
do joke to post so you can get your little thing so you can get your little fancy engagement and you can get your little Elon bucks and your little stimmy check
And then you'll be able to post it out there and that's the alpha for the day. No one can say I did anything different chaos
I'm sure you heard that please go find Keone and tell him I'm contributing to the space by leaking insider information
Actually, don't tell him that. Thank you. I'm muting now. Let's actually go to small
He's here. He's here and he's making signs that he will fire you later today.
So be ready to take the call with him.
You know what? I will. I will.
Actually, he should get ready to take the call with me because I'm going to be there coming prepared with my lawyers
to make the claim about how I'm a disabled person and I'm unable to be fired.
John, you got to stop calling your stuffed animals your lawyers. It's really weird.
Listen, they- listen, they talk- I talk with- they're my friends.
I talk to them every night. We have conversations.
I've told them everything and they're very up to speed on what we're gonna be doing.
I tell them my deepest darkest secrets.
Like, that time I got banned from an amusement park when I was like 14.
The weirdest thing about it is that most of them are naked bro
If I don't interrupt the convo
Like every time there's a back and forth
They just go lower and lower and lower
I feel like I have to sit here at some point
My trauma of the amusement park
Whatever the fuck you want to call it
Listen, I deserve to grieve
I deserve to have space too, okay
That other kid that I got in a fight with
Doesn't deserve to have space, but I do
Only KB can save us KB, what up think only KB can save us
Wait for KB to save us by talking about
I did technically steal it from Toons
He was the one that first said that
We shouldn't use it but I went ahead
And stole his thunder and we should um you know uh ratio that um and then also i think i might have thought of
a joke for you g van but like maybe it doesn't make sense but like what if you said i have 99
validators but mega east one oh won. Oh, my God.
Because don't they have one?
I made, listen, I've done my quota for this month.
Don't they have one validator?
Isn't that how that works?
It's exactly how it works.
But that's what I was like.
It's kind of a perfect joke.
I'm just saying I've hit my monthly quota.
Oh, it's the first of the month.
I got to check in with my advisors.
But I've hit my monthly quota for...
You guys know what I'm talking about.
So, yes, you can say, like, maybe this validator ain't one.
It's good. It's good. ain't one. It's good.
Wait, I interrupted you, KVN.
You know I love you the most.
I was just reminding everybody to hit my post.
Joseph has a poll running right now between John Richkid's A Day in the Office, a Sophie Cook series, or James going fucking go-carting, which I know nobody wants to see.
And I just would, like, highly encourage everyone to vote for my cooking show.
Can you please get my name right next time?
You said John Richkid. My name is John W. Richkid. Please. I feel very uncomfortable without the W.
Oh my God. So now you kind of know how we all feel every time you walk in a room.
Actually, I wouldn't say all. I wouldn't say all because I feel really good whenever I hear him
speak. So Sophie, I think it's best that you just speak for yourself because
whenever he does say anything it makes me feel really good and warm inside and i do also think
that you definitely should have included the w and you just super fucked up thanks thank you pasta
i really appreciate you jumping in here you make me feel safe oh there's where's pasta she's just
showing the listener but i heard heard his dumb, dumb voice.
Listen, Pasta does not have a dumb, dumb voice.
Pasta's voice actually makes me feel nice, warm, and tingly inside every time he opens his mouth,
and I'm very appreciative that he's... But that's not his voice. That's the venereal disease that you got from him.
Well, even if it's a venereal disease that I got from Pasta,
I'm still very thankful for the disease,
and I'm sure the disease is going to make me a better man and a better person because pasta is the greatest man that
I've ever gotten to know in my entire life and he can do no wrong and anytime he speaks, I just want
to melt inside and every time we touch, we melt together and that's what happens. You know what I
think the problem is, John? Yes, talk to me. so if i was walking down the street and somebody came up
to me and said what's up man do you know anybody that would jump in a volcano for you if you texted
them and immediately i have one person that i can say right away but i think that if someone asked
sophie that um she wouldn't know what to say and then there'd kind of just be like a long weird
hesitation um so i think that's more of a problem, and she's going to have to figure that one out.
Yeah, this is a very interesting thing.
I think we can really break this down a little bit.
It's really sad to know that you guys aren't aware of the army of simps that I have.
Well, will any of your simps jump and do a volcano for you?
Yeah, most of them, I would say.
Yes, I would jump for Sophie in the volcano.
Listen, all I gotta say, Louis,
is you wouldn't jump in the same volcano
that I would jump into for pasta, because you would
jump into a volcano, and I would find a bigger
volcano to jump into for pasta,
because pasta deserves that, because he's the greatest
man that I've ever gotten to know in my entire life and i owe the world to pasta i have a better
question can king louis even jump right now jeez we wheel him in we wheel him in
yeah no fuck that king louis can't jump into a volcano right now yeah so that was a lie so
yeah sophie how do you feel? The first person that
said they would jump into a volcano for you just literally lied to your face. I just want you to
know that we are an accessible volcano kind of group, and we would wheel his ass into the lava.
I just like going through my life knowing, listen, if you go on the street and you talk to people,
odds are people are going to lie to you. You ask for directions, someone's going to tell you left it was going right.
You ask for someone where the best place to eat is, they tell you it's Jimmy John's when in reality it's sweet green.
You ask for someone, simple directions, half the time they're going to lie.
But I know that I, John W. Richkid, have a person, Pasta, in this world of constant trauma and chaos and destruction and catastrophes,
that Pasta is out there right now.
He would be willing to not lie for me.
It's ironclad telling the truth.
And that's what Pasta and I have together.
And you just can't get that anywhere else.
I just think I woke up with a headache.
And, like, every time John speaks, it gets worse.
Like, I'm probably going to have to drop off soon.
But I, like, love everyone except for him on this chat.
And actually, maybe except for Pasta.
Pasta, I don't really know if I liked you.
I also, like, I'm starting to think that it's also, like, a you problem again.
Because usually when I hear John W. speak, like, I get really just warm and happy.
Like, whenever I hear him talk I feel like
it's a sunny day out I just want to go spend the day outside maybe a run around on a grass field
somewhere so I think the headache thing might just be a one-of-one you problem um so I don't
know how you want to fix that but I don't have them so well I just took an anvil, and I'm probably going to jump off and then, like, maybe, like, look at KB's Twitter for, like, a minute or two to just, like, I don't know, like, reset my palate.
Probably, like, like and retweet a few of her tweets.
And then I'm probably going to, like, I don't know, like, open my laptop while I lay down.
So that's how I'm going to fix that problem.
We'll be praying for your recovery.
God hates you, so please don't pray,
because I feel like that's, like, an Uno reverse.
Dude, I swear, like, there was a point
where I didn't see why, you know,
Keone keeps hiring people like you,
Sof is like, we have it. It's yin and yang, right?
It counters, John. Oh, man.
Back to you. Please continue. I just wanted to reset the floor a little bit so you start from the top again.
And then when we reach amusement park trauma territory, I the top again. And then when we reach like amusement park trauma territory,
I would like to see a Sophie cooking stream.
Are we doing that, Sophie?
Well, I can continue to talk.
Can you do 14 minutes straight?
Yeah, I think I actually could.
How long do you think you could talk for?
Like, without anyone interrupting you?
Like, I literally feel like...
Like, it's an unlimited unlimited amount of time it's very
simple like you literally just start talking and you just don't stop right like we have unlimited
oxygen and i have unlimited words in my mouth right so i'll just keep on talking really i feel
like it's unlimited bro i didn't leave i just went to the audience guys but yeah i for sure want to
want to cook but i am going back to the audience.
You know what would be fun?
Like, for real though, it would be
fun if we had a contest and we just
had people try to speak for as long,
just talk randomly for as long
Friday night dinner at the
Sorry, Diego, go ahead, man.
I was going to say that Zane went for like 30 minutes straight last week,
That's what I want to say, bro.
Well, unfortunately for you people,
my Jimmy John's sandwich is going to be here in approximately two minutes.
So I'm going to be, I have two minutes.
I mean, I'll stay on, but I might be eating.
So then it's really, the guy kind of hinders me talking, right?
Can we get Moonboy on the stage, please?
Yeah, I've been trying to get Moonboy in Nad's role,
but I think Mike Webb hates him
or something because he won't
Yeah, vote for Moonboy for Nad's role.
Can we all just vote for Moonboy here?
How do you vote? Do you just like react?
Yeah, that's it. Just react.
Imagine working at Mona for like two years
and don't know how to vote.
John, I don't know how to vote either.
My brother is in the audience.
I'm sure he requested to speak.
Do you mind letting him up?
What's your take on this, bro?
ruin the space moon boy please man
save us yeah guys thanks for having me uh thanks for shifting the romance to me and uh quick
question towards john john you said that uh you actually like listening to what pasta has to say
and you like his voice and whatnot and things happen to you when you hear him talk. So my question to you is, sir, do you like my voice, sir?
Do things happen to you when you hear my accent, sir?
You know, Moonboy, you're a lovely person.
I'm sure you're a lovely man.
But when you speak compared to when Pasta speaks, just like anybody else when Pasta speaks,
compared to when pasta speaks, just like anybody else when pasta speaks. It really just, it doesn't
transcend and cut through my glands and my endorphins the same way. There's really just not
that reaction inside of me. Listen, Moonboy, I like listening to you. I'm going to give it to
you straight. I think you have a lovely voice and I think you're a lovely man. But the reality is,
I just don't feel the same way when I hear you speak compared to when I hear pasta speak. When
I hear pasta speak, I just melt inside and the same way when I hear you speak compared to when I hear pasta speak. When I hear pasta speak, I just melt inside.
And that same melting feeling is just not there for you.
And I'm sorry, I got to give it to you straight.
I don't want to lead you on.
Yeah, actually, I don't remember asking all of that.
Let me go straight to KB.
KB, actually, you guys talked about how there's an army of sims and people would jump into volcanoes.
This woman can make me jump into a volcano or whatever she likes.
I have been out of the loop, but I'm still scared of this woman.
So yeah, kudos to KB. Much love. Thanks.
I thought we were past that, Moonboy.
While you got at it, I could be the one.
I could yap for like 15 more minutes
And you guys would be shit scared
And you'll be shit scared of you know
Because no one wants to hear this accent
Right on loop for 30 fucking minutes
Yo can we let my brother up now
Hey guys, how are you? I'm John W. Rich kids brother
My brother is basically the best person that i've ever met in my whole entire life and
While I just dreaded myself for the past two minutes listening to that moon boy 101 speak
Um, it was probably the worst
Maybe the worst two to two and a half minutes
Um i've ever had in my entire life and the whole time he was talking I was just waiting for
John w rich kid to reply slash interrupt him
So i'm happy that i'm i could be the one to do that
Um, our mom misses you john. She wants you to come back from new york, uh back to gary indiana
She keeps asking me about you and she keeps bothering me.
And sometimes she comes into my room and just takes her clothes off.
And I don't really know what to do or say because usually you're the one that handles
Well, listen, brother, I'll be returning later this afternoon.
And I know you said that Moon Boy gave you the worst two and a half minutes you've ever
experienced in your life. I'm sure that our mother can give you the worst two and a half minutes you've ever experienced in your life. I'm sure that our mother can give you the best two and a half minutes you've
ever experienced in your life if you just let it happen. Anyways, I'm going to continue talking.
I'll be back from New York later today. I'm about to get my sandwich right now. I'm about to eat
lunch. You hang in there. I love you, brother. I'll make sure we can go and play Nintendo Switch
and PlayStation this week and maybe we can go have our mom drive us to the park and we can go play on the swings
Because I think that's really fun when we do that so you can plan on that
And I'll be seeing you soon
And can you text dad and tell him stop getting naked?
Yes, yeah, I don't really know listen ever since he got like into like drinking fucking Modelo
He's just been doing that so I really don't know why he does that but it's i'll make sure he stops listen you know as your older brother
even though you have a mustache and i am unable to grow a mustache it's my responsibility to
look after you and take care of our family and that's what i'm gonna do
i'm glad you guys had your moment um okay okay okay i want to say something um
like somewhat serious i guess i don't know um basically i want to promo what we're doing next
week so it is you know i'm co-host one of the three co-hosts is not even here so you know
just me and louis so i feel like i deserve to promote my thing for next week so yeah on monday we got we got a an lp farming workshop at purple
so i think it's going to be interesting and i hope you guys um drop by we got richard from
illuminati who i wish was here so he can talk about it but you know he's a great guy i've
known him for a long time and he is actually knowledgeable about it He has a YouTube channel also. Yeah, you guys should check it out. I did the other day
Genuinely professional stuff very good guy. So yeah, I'm excited. We're having we're having him on Monday
So we're gonna run an event and we got he's gonna give a presentation about LP farming and show us how he's doing it
Test out dabs together and try you, different strategies and shit like that.
So, yeah, that is it for Monday.
I tried to pin the tweet about it, but I pinned the wrong tweet.
But you can just check out both tweets at your own time.
And also, we're going to be giving away a bunch of illuminati to people who participate.
There's going to be a form most probably during the event.
And if you're there, you can fill it in
and we're going to pick like five or ten people.
I said five, but maybe it's going to be ten.
I don't fucking know yet.
We'll see how many Illuminati we can gather to give away.
So yeah, that is everything.
That's the promotional bit.
Hey, Chivan, can you give me a waitlist?
It's wild. The seal of one it's wild oh yeah i can do like
i'll give you 10 i'll give you 10. you're you're good i trust you um is that benjo is that a fake
benja yeah that's benja that's that's benza what's up bro yo what's up i'm all good um thank you for having me like like as a speaker i just want to say that
who is doing that anyway small has been here for like a couple of years and he still has
no roles in the discord so i think he deserves that and he's like not even active right now
i've never witnessed that someone is glazing small while he's not even active right now him like a couple yeah i know maybe like a couple weeks ago or a week ago or something i think small i think small is the best person at being here but not being here like i don't
think anybody does that better than him i feel like he's been doing it for such a long time that
he has gotten like the best at this like look at him i i bet he's out he he doesn't even remember
And he just doesn't feel bad about it. He knows we're going to make fun of him.
Look at him shining by not being here.
Small, any thoughts, bro?
He sounds a lot better when he's not here. I think he sounds his best when he's not here
One sec i'm just ordering chicken nuggets go for it what time is it over there bro
Can I get it can I get a 10 piece chicken nugget combo
Bro it's not even 12 like that's disgusting chicken nugget combo? What the sauce?
It's 11. It's the morning.
out of the oven right now.
I guess it's breakfast time
Or, I guess it's lunch. It's breakfast if you wake up at 5.15. I guess it's breakfast time for you. Or I guess it's lunch.
It's breakfast if you wake up at 11.
I haven't even had breakfast yet.
Yeah, because I ate everything in the second part of the day.
Wait, let me double check.
Yeah, no, never mind, guys.
Before we're talking, like, for the next 30 minutes for breakfast,
Are you going to play the Greek rap song? Yes um we're coming to an end uh are you gonna play are you gonna play the greek rap song yes i'm gonna play i'm gonna play polo now okay um there was a
request from jivan no don't expose me dude okay okay sorry it wasn't it wasn't a request from
jivan it's my playlist exactly you take responsibility for this song What? You take responsibility for this song
The McDonald's lady smiles when she sees me
Would she jump into a hot fryer for you?
But I wouldn't ask her to do that
Because I have someone way better
Who would jump into a massive burning volcano for me
But I never would because then I wouldn't be able to hear his warm soothing voice
And I wouldn't be able to wake up every morning looking forward to something if my brother fell into a volcano
Wow, that's emotional man
Jump into a volcano for you too.
I'm just eating right now.
Take the dick out of the mouth, bro.
We said Mona should become straight again.
I need to take my medicine.
Thank you especially to Small Mopster
For being such a great coach today
Man, your takes were incredible
As you play the song, listen to the lyrics
It's becoming a meme in Greece
What did I hear about Manet becoming straight? I want no part in this straightening
I'm here for the gay shit. I mostly joined Monad because I thought it would help me pick up women at the bar
So far none of them know what blockchain is
Oh wait, wait, wait, we have nothing against lesbians, you know, don't confuse anything here
That's all fine, you know.
You can make out everything.
I mean, we don't have it against gays, too, you know.
I don't want to get canceled now.
I just, like, I liked that we were a gay call.
It made me feel fun, you know.
I think it's more just an against Sophie thing,
not really, like, against the gay thing.
Alright, alright, alright.
I was about to get cancelled today, but I'm fine.
Anyway, see you guys next week.
Here's the song Not Choosen by G1.
Bye-bye. Νιώθω σαν το κινγκόν γιατί δει ψάγια φόρμα Κάνε την προσευχή σου μη σε πετύχω μόνο
Βγήκανε οι πουτάνες και μου μιλά για πρόμο
Φόρες πάνω στην πλούζα αλλά δεν παίζω πόρμα
Νιώθω σαν το κινγκόν γιατί δει ψάγια φόρμα
Κάνε την προσευχή σου μη σε πετύχω μόνο
Βγήκανε οι πουτάνες και μου μιλά για πρόμο
Βγήκανε οι πουτάνες και μου μιλά για κλίματίες
Ίσοδηματίες, κάναμε ληστείες
Έχω κάνει μαλακίες, έχω κάνει λιτανίες
Κάπνιστα φυτίες, στους έφτρους πακέτα έκανα παραγγελίες
Βγαίνω από το κουτσιστό ραπ μες στη τσέπη
Θα του κουδουνήσω το κεφάλι κατεύει
Τι ραντεβού, μα το ξέρω δεν θα έρθει
Σπίτσες πάσα κλώσεις, για μάτια πάνω στήπι
Το τμήμα οργάνωμένο εγκλήματος μας φέρει
Το flow είναι ριτάρτε, το chain και το 18
Στη δικό σχολείο πηγαίνει Να με κάποιης θερυμένη
Νιώπω σαν το King Bo γιατί δειψαριαφόμε
Κάνε την προστευχή σου μη δεν πετύχω μόνο
Βγήκανε οι πουτάνες και μου μιλάν για βρόμο
Χώρος πάνω στην μπλούζα αλλά δεν παίζω πολύ
Μιώθω σαν το king bon γιατί δειψαριαφόμε
Κάνε την προστευχή σου μη δεν πετύχω μόνο
Βγήκανε οι πουττάνες και μου μιλάει εδώ
Για μάτια στο chain κλαίει, το στείλαμε στα επιχόντα
Για τη ζωή του παλεύει, μες αλεύρι
Δίπλα που έχει θέτει, στα τυρανά με το νέρι
Στο ζεφύρι με το σάκι, πες μου άμα χρειαστεί
Για στένα ποιος θα έρθει, ακόμα και ο πιο παλιός του φίλος Δεν θέλει να σε βλέπει, δεν θέλει να σε φέρει Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE Ποιο να οδηγεί στο πρώτο Έχω το σουσό Ποιο να στείλω πρώτο
Έχεις δώσει φλόρους δίπλα
Για φυλακές και για το δρόμο Νααααάνω στην μπλούζα αλλά δεν παίζω πόλο
Μιώπωσα το κινγκόν για τη δίψαγια φόμη
Κάνε την προσευχή σου μη σε πετύχω μόνο
Βγήκανε οι πουτάνες και μου μιλάν για βρόμο
Χώρις πάνω στην μπλούζα αλλά δεν παίζω πόλο
Μιώπωσα το κινγκόν για τη δίψαγια φόμη
Κάνε την προσευχή σου μη σε πετύχω μόνο but I don't give up I'm like king-born for the deeps of the fear
I'm coming to my streets to take some stronger drugs now thank you jivan for making me in drug addict fuck you man this
was disgusting what the fuck i was stunned i was stunned i could not believe you managed to pull
through the entire song that was my head i thought that like there is i don't know if you were listening
to the to the like to the lyrics, I was shocked
you managed to pull through.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I just opened a bottle of vodka.
Genuinely, how did you manage to listen to the whole thing i didn't think you would do it yeah i don't know
man yeah anyways we will find out after the bottle of vodka now man anyways guys when are
you coming to grizzly um i think like middle of june yeah middle of oh yeah okay like middle of June. Middle of June. Oh, yeah.
Can we talk about Greece events, please?
Can you please answer my DMs?
You want to talk about Greece now?
Am I ghosting KB right now?
No, I can't believe that.
I'm going to answer my DM.