*laughs* I got you back, okay, you can take it again. Can I do my job please? *laughs*
Coming to you from the Shrivel Green Heart of Goblin Town live from the GTN Queen Fowlers. This is Bob Weekly.
God evening, Pissed out! And welcome to episode 14 of G Weekly, your official source for all the Pists from all over the floor. This is I'm
Well, I'm coming to you from just outside the ice cream sandwich shop here next to the construction site where Met Goplinberger once stood. Since we are here, I might as well mention the grumpels seem to be working at a feverish pace to build whatever that
That fuck is becoming of the once-sturdiest bastion of town. The Crab Services Division of this F.R.T. is struggling to keep the foreman fueled as he overlooks the site. Clearly the Elon Musk of Web 3, Ebb is guzzling nearly sixteen hours
gallons of fart bucks GM blend per hour. Best of luck to those buggers. But have no fear! The ongoing construction will pause temporarily at some point in the near future for the great unwrapping event here at the ice cream shop.
And let me tell you, the line for the creamy reveal wraps all the way down Pomposco Blaine ending just near the only gobs, Pee-j-n-all offices, which if you didn't know is the new hub for our goblin communications, so much to celebrate.
days. Clearly, God-brain barely fit inside our crusty little skulls, isn't that right, Neph? We have a terrible show for you today, as the human founders continue to rush
us from their sprawling mansions at a big ash mounted. Goblin valuation is currently above zero-synning at just about 0.570s, while Grimple's enjoy a much better position at 0.25. May Goblin burger meals are still essentially by one get one free at point
1.4 with three lunches, sit at a premium of 0.38. Those wraps are definitely outliving their expiration day. Leaving the markets today however are the featured desserts here at the ice cream shop. You can get your grub a little hands on
a frosty treat for about .01 East and with only two two two two toros families these things certainly won't last long and one has to ask themselves will these things stay frozen forever my guess is a
Good as yours, mister. Now, my fine feathered fiends, while VDS passed us by, there's always room for a copypasta. And you know there's only one place to satisfy that delicious taste. Table for two, Macapote!
At the end of Goblin, nobody loves a hardy gobby pasta, quite like we do.
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ice cream sandwich with this week's forecast. Thanks, Miller. I'm finally saved from the freezer. Thank you for sending the grumpels to my rescue. Although the grumpels rated the freezer and grabbed all the ice cream sandwiches and forgot me.
The grumple said something about NFTs and bringing the sandwiches to the owners. I don't know what the fuck they talking about. In unrelated news, the weather is hot as balls in Goblin Town, so make sure to stop by the ice cream sandwich shop to cool off.
I think temperatures are supposed to reach all the time highs. As we finally start to reach all time lows, when zero can devs do something? Well, it seems we got a customer. Gotta go. That's all for this week, Miller. Back to you at the station.
I see! Congratulations on the grand opening, fucker! Those students are looking delicious, seems everybody's ready to dig in. But while we wait around for you to whip out the cream circles, I'm heading down to the dobbmer to pick up an appetite.
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Don't touch the dial, girls! Two Goblin Town Weekly Part of the GTN Network Now it's time to flip the script with our favorite intern Gary Pee on tonight's PMC!
Happy evening ladies and gentlemen, Gary Pee here bringing you this big highlight to near Damien and Kerniff Ayers. Bitcoin NFTs are the newest hot ticket items. I guarantee the majority people don't even know how to buy sell or trade them without getting rent. The friends be for Bitcoin NFTs even let the options take place using only Google spreadsheet small things. Bitcoin ordinals have a cut so much momentum
that it even triggered the first board ape being burned and subalantly transferred to Bitcoin's network by reminting and inscribing the Ethereum burn traction. The UK team did not acknowledge the legitimacy of the burning, and said it would not honor any utility or benefits the hoarder of this quote-unquote illegitimate ape. I can't imagine just how devastating
the whole there must be for not realizing how much real world utility he gave up when burning his ape. Finance is in the crosshairs of regulators again after SEC chair Gary Gensley effectively shut down crypto staking from centralized exchanges US regulators turned their eyes towards Paxos the issuer of BUSD stablecoin BUSD
has been given to the Wells Notice, meaning it is seen in the eyes of a law as an unregistered security. Money soon flowed out from the U.S.D. to U.S.D.T. The cockroach of the Sapelcoin world that will probably survive any regulations the U.S. throws at it, including, but not limited to, a nuclear halacost. Did you enjoy eating mountains of diabetic slabs?
while the criticizing plays from the comfort of your own couch. I certainly enjoyed the Super Bowl last Sunday. Hopefully you made a chance to get your free Didgy DiGaku NFT, which the founder spent $7 million for, linked to his Twitter profile. Many NFT members said it made the community look bad, but it's kind of hard to make the industry look bad in the eyes of the public when the industry is already down.
90% from all time high since last year's Super Bowl. I hope you all then gamble away like Kinging Sums of Money the way Gainesy, a popular crypto trader and sports gambler did. Gainesy's NSC whistleblower, Edward Snowden, whether aliens existed in the face of the latest UFO-Sci-Up on TV. Snowden reminded him that he warned him to
stop making such degenerate bets earlier, but despite his losses, he will always be able to afford a library card so he can read about the answer in his book. It's strange while we live in one in exile, and the enemy of the state is stunting on crypto influencers for the gambling behavior. That's all for this week. As always, stay gapish and stay beautiful, UDGenerate Fox.
What a mouthful Gary has usual, all the most pertinent information. Now before we get to tonight amazing lineup, let's head down to the garb hole for a libation to loosen the joy. John.
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Now stay tuned for a special interview with GTN's own dad mod on tonight's edition of "Surious Investor".
Edmard and welcome to this week's edition of Sirius Investor. I have to tell you all I was humbled to have already received a galbination for a pull-weenster prize for last shows interview with people. I have to tell you I am truly honored.
This week we have a very special treat for you all tonight. Oh yes, coblinos, roll up your sleeves and open that freezer. Move the bag of frozen peas aside. Fumble your fingers past the breast milk reserves and get a
on our very own ice cream sandwich directly from the ice cream shop we welcome ice cream sandwich to the hot seat on serious investor welcome to the show ice cream thanks is it okay if I stand at rather not melt
That's fine, you can stand. Do you have toes as a sandwich? Well, it's more of a soup, but his and their there. Well, that's great. Any toenail issues on those feats? No, luckily I'm a well-medicure. That's great, that's great. I would love to see those toenails clipped at the
some point in time in the future. So I have to tell you congratulations on knitting out your project. Thank you I guess all the gobs like mint chocolate chip. They certainly do it can certainly help the breath as well I mean I'm sure you smell plenty of work going on in your life. Well I can't really contest it
That makes sense. So we'd love to learn more. You see a lot on the website and you get to experience the great minting process, which I have to say was quite nice. I mean, even for a goblin and a sandwich, it was really, really great. So tell us a little bit about the project. Where did the idea come from?
Well, the idea actually came from the fact there are so many creatives in Goblin Town, and I just kind of figured why not take that opportunity to allow them to build and give back to Goblinos and what better way to the sweet, sweet ice cream sandwich.
I love that. There are a lot of creators in this in this goblin town community and I just think it's great that you wanted to get them all together and give back to the community and give people the opportunity to show a little bit about their autistic chops. I think that's absolutely great. So that leads into the next question.
Who are these artists? Oh well that would be known pretty soon, but we have some reveals that have already happened from the infamous process Gray and them. There are wonderful production company and
some also Gablino's by Grisel and Ian, even Gary P. That's great, really excellent. I can't wait to see the dog, the Gary P. Drew. Probably a big, bany bastard, I would guess. Well, it was before it was us.
Yes. That makes sense. Gary Gidaz is like his peens. Doesn't he? Anyways, so I've asked you, is there a rug map? Oh, well, yes. Lots of runging. Excellent. Shag, mostly, or tight nap? Tight nap.
Excellent excellent. We like a tight nap, don't we? It's definitely all the rage these days. Nothing like that 70s shag if you know what I mean. All right. Can you tell us what do you have planned next? I mean, the reveal is coming, right? When do you plan to have that happen? Oh, well, I actually didn't really have that.
that covered, we kind of just delivered what we had at the moment. So I don't really have an answer for you. But well, if there's one thing I do know, if I've learned a lot from the true theme, and it's don't promise too much,
give back when you can. So it's best you don't know anything, but know that we have a lot in the kitchen being worked on. I absolutely love that. And you know it's something I kind of pride myself in and that is not knowing too much. So you already step ahead there now, aren't we?
Well, yes. Great. So you said there were some folks from the true team that helped you out along the way. Are you able to tell me who they are and what they may be help with? What you learn? Yes, well, actually the only sky was amazing and he built that wonderful mince.
that you all went to. And no signal built that unhinged song that I still can't stop dancing to. Oh, where else I mean everyone else was involved as adding art and just being absolutely tremendously supportive.
That's great. Like a very nice underwire. The truth team came out and helped one of their own in ice cream sandwich. You really love to see the support. Well, that's why we dropped it on Valentine's Day. Lots of love involved. I love it. Here that with you.
That's great. I know we will certainly appreciate it for sure. And I'm really excited to see this reveal. I'm very, very excited. Hopefully it will come in what the next 365 days. Is that a fair window? How would say that's pretty fair? Excellent. Excellent. Any other things that we should know
about the ice cream sandwich shop. Anything lurking in the back room that you're able to talk about, not lose your license over? I actually got to go. Oh, okay. That makes sense. Well, here, I really appreciate ice cream you coming and talking about
the sandwich shop today. There's certainly a lot going on, and to close this out here, just remember folks, never ask a goblin who is eating ice cream straight from the cotton how they are doing. You might not like the answer. This is Dad Mod with this week's edition of Sirius Investor.
I hope I get a grizzled I can take off my shirt
the whole fucking look at the time all of this fucking space! Okay, that's fine. Whatever, with all this fomo, I need a fucking drink. And you gobs though where I like to go. So, John, let's, uh,
and Goblin still go anywhere, but John let's head to the Gable for his flashy. After a long tiring day working in the mines, he deserves a little luxury, experience Ogerson's fine blended orquiri. Barrel age for that signature sword.
Musky fork flavor. So grab your gobs, grab a glass with ocarcins, drink responsibly. Ocarcins or Quilly, get a taste of the golden life. All the piss from all over the floor, it's gotta be in the dark. The Dublin town will be glee.
Thanks, Miller, and welcome back to Between the FUNS. It's certainty has been an interesting week with CPI coming in yesterday at
6.4% still down but slightly above estimates of 6.2%. This caused a small dump in markets during the morning session but recovered throughout the last few days. Many risk assets making new local highs.
While inflation continues its way down, down, down, and alapas are suggesting this higher than expected inflation report, even though it was in much higher, adds to the potential argument of higher for longer interest rates.
that Jerome Bowell has been pushing, but markets continue to spit and chair Powell's face while singing of soft landings. With broader markets continuing through hell, I mean to do well.
Well, accompanied with this recent blur air drop, the NFT market has seen some good activity these last few weeks. Coming out to get down almost 90% in true
air drop fashion, Blur has stabilized around $1, offering fair gains to holders at current prices. Many blue cheap NFTs seem to be beneficiaries of these new found riches
including the new Community Ice Cream Sandwich Shop in Gov. Up over 69 million percent from zero to .01, the Ice Cream Sandwich Shop is quite a hot commodity.
there are many positive indications for markets lately. But would it be wise to ignore the looming issues we still face today? Nonetheless, it would seem greed is back in style. That's all
Well for this week folks, I've got to head down to the ice cream shop before they run out of moldy sandwiches again and they only got those new ones. Tune in next time to find out if Blur goes to a million and saves us all. Back to you Miller.
Thanks, Cole. Your crystal balls are shining like diamond hands these days. I'm feeling rich with all their sulfur. Oh, wow! Look at the sharks. BTC at nearly 25k, baby. He did bears. Time to pour a thing
Two of that delicious liquid gold to celebrate. What do you say, Johnny? How about another finger? After a long, tiring day working in the mines, you deserve a little luxury. Experience Ogerson's fine blended orquiri.
barrel age for that signature smooth musky fork flavor. So grab your gobs, grab a glass with ocarcins, drink responsibly. Ocarcins or Quuiui, get a taste of the golden life. The hardest hitting news, and more!
from the public town weekly. Time to take your brain pills, pistols! For the prodding of your cerebral pudding! Let's jump on the couch with Dr. Grahalla!
But the idea is that I cannot see with my eyes. This is Dr. Robler, welcome to answer culture. I answer stupid, I mean very nice questions that you people have. So what are these questions? Uh, dear Dr. Robler, I
afraid to go outside. Any tips to get over my fear? Oh yes, don't be afraid. Go outside and experience some of the sunlight and make sure you wear sunscreen because despite needing the sun, don't forget that it can also kill you. Oh, there's a lot of reasons to be scared like maybe you're scared of
economic and societal collapse in the police state, in which case that you're going to want to overthrow your government instead. Or maybe that your phrase because there's a burgeoning cloud of deaths in the nearby chemical spill due to a crumbling privatized infrastructure in which case you're going to want to overthrow your government.
Anyway, I hope that helps since that you got side into the deadly world again. Next question! Your Dr. Drawer. A friend of mine said something that hurt my feelings. What's the best way to confront a loved one? It doesn't sound like a loved one. It sounds like, say, I've been hateful.
bitch towards you. Okay so when confronting a friend you're good to want to win it. Definitely do not prepare beforehand if you have a friend that you have a problem with. You know whatever really comes up in your mind just set it out loud before you process it. In that way it can all be very
one away and don't let them find you again you know you don't know them shit baby okay what's the next question you're Dr. Grappler you are so handsome your voice is so buttery and sexy but I can't I can't
I can't stop sexually climaxing. Help me.
Daddy, I've been so bad! Oh, okay, so, so this listener, this space is for people with brain problems and it sounds like yours is functioning as expected so, it's all due respect. I cannot help you, sorry baby. I'll say I need other questions.
The dude Dr. Grubler I had a scary dream. Could you talk me in and make me feel safe? Yeah, I can talk anyone you guys just call me up sometime. I'll talk to you in babies. Okay, so What's the good to do you got what a lie down your cute little head and if you go on the same
blanket, let me tuck your little feet around and I'll wrap you up like a little baby burrito. And you want to think about nice things like beds in the sky, being swells with your juicy little bodies and a real cheese. But the real
are like wheels on a car and they are all driving around to cheese town which is probably near Goblin Town and you're just a cute little baby I'm going to give you a little kiss on the forehead and at this point you should be sleepy or rising. Okay and that's it.
I don't know if there's any more questions. I hope everyone's excited for the ice cream sandwiches! Otherwise, this has been the Doctor Crabber. And that's been unscathed, let's get back to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
Thanks Jack. I fucked a lawn, the lawn won by the way, but that's okay. I'm winning it baby. I thought you were thinking baby.
Yeah, BTW, I'm also charged in a strange the erratic way after hearing your voice. Yeah, that makes sense. Sometimes after I hear my own voice, I cannot sit down.
Well, after I shot those pictures of you and Godblad, well, it's so water under the bridge, hey. I've got my fair share out. How's this? What pictures? What's your talking about?
(laughs) That's how it puts me in the mood for seafood. If you know what I mean. (laughs) Good thing the salty semen's open tonight, you wanna go down for some crab legs.
Oh, it smells delicious in here. I can have a table for two. Right this way please. Welcome to the sortie semen's Crab Shanty. Receive with destination in Goblet Town with the fishiest fish in the shrubbiest shrumps. You'll sail the seven seas just to have a taste. Yoooo! I love the salt!
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Now that we're all warmed up, let's sling it over.
Good evening everyone. I'm Veronica Boners.
and this is Winners and Losers. And as promised this week, I have buttoned up my segment again and it is going to be curated. No more off the cuff, no more raw feelings of Veronica, and back to the professional version. So I want to start
Start off the show by saying congratulations to those Kansas City chiefs. In one of the more exciting Super Bowls of late, the chiefs were able to hold off the Philadelphia Eagles and capture their third Super Bowl ring in franchise history. Luckily the Eagles weren't alone in sharing the loss. If you were watching the beginning of the game,
One of the first Super Bowl commercials sported an anime character opening a door and entering a treasure vault of sorts. Some karate moves and grunts later and boom. There appears a QR code that costs $6.5 million to air. Digi, the Died Daco,
Oh yeah, we're just going to scrap the name. Not going to lie. I love seeing crypto related companies becoming more mainstream. I knew what was coming and I watched as my nieces and nephews got their phones out to check what was going on, which by the way they wouldn't have done without me prompting them. We follow the path and it leads us
$10 really get you. The folks in the room, unfamiliar with NFTs, i.e. minis and nephews, stop dead in their tracks as soon as the code led to some middle-aged man's Twitter profile. Checking out Twitter myself, a host of folks who don't normally follow sports were watching simply to wait and sprint to get
one of those dragons. So if you were new to crypto or to NFTs, did you even really have a fucking chance? How many people did the campaign actually on board? How many people did the campaign turn away? Desirable digital dragon or not. This felt like a gigantic miss for the space.
And the winner this week. The winner this week is Blur. While I'm still unsure about their true intentions at a macro level, Blur came out swinging on several different fronts. When Blur first launched, I liked the interface and consumers clearly liked an environment in which they did
have to pay royalties. Project founders for weeks, if not months, were up in arms with torches of blaze and sharpened pitchforks. Meanwhile, as a project owner, how many PNLs have you seen from your favorite NFT collection? I thought this was very interesting to watch, and ultimately free markets
will become efficient and find equilibrium. This also force OpenZ to take a stance against Blur, asking projects to specifically limit the ability to list on Blur's exchange. In a while, the Blur token is here, and it's binarolo coaster.
for traders and creators alike. Will these benefits stay at their current levels? Probably not. Anyone remember getting 800% APR with looks? And with a beautiful right hook, Blair countered OpenC stating that special treatment will be given to creators that block the use of OpenC.
Let's see if OpenC drives their tears with their hard earned dollars. This week's quote comes from Bill Gates.
Microsoft is not about greed. It's about innovation and fairness.
You believe that one? I have some real estate to sell you in Goblin Town. Don't take everyone at their word. And until next time, this is Veronica Bonerstone, GTNCEO, with this week's episode of winners and losers. Back to you, Miller. Touchdown!
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I don't know where the fuck it's going. What is happening? I think you've been listening to the number one news and entertainment show in Goblin Town. You know it! Goblin Town Weekly! Leon the GTN Network.
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