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$gob investors secret meeting- mandatory
Recorded: July 16, 2025 Duration: 2:58:33Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, GobCoin's launch and community dynamics were highlighted, showcasing both growth opportunities and challenges. The conversation also touched on partnerships, fundraising efforts, and the importance of legal support in navigating the crypto landscape.
Full Transcription
ご視聴ありがとうございましたん Oh.
Can anybody hear me?
Hello? Hello?
Oh, this fucking microphone.
Hang on.
Hello? Hello?
Is this working?
Wait, no one's even on stage to talk to me.
Oh, I hear some goblin music.
I hear more guggling music.
Oh, I hear more goblin music.
What's up gobs?
It is your long time friend, Monty Cop.
We're back, baby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But, um, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, any, Ah.
Wow, I hear share the space. Hai para Thank you. I'm trying to appeal the ban.
Give me a minute.
They don't want us to win, guys.
They do not want us to win.
How does my voice come through with the music?
Oh, you sound lovely.
Talk to me, dirty monk.
I don't know if you knew this, but
the GobCoin
X account just got
blocked.
Somebody reported us.
It's the penguins.
Penguins don't want us to win.
Those damn penguins.
They look cute, but there's something sinister about them.
Are you in touch with our goblin lawyers, Alex?
Yeah, I'm talking to them.
No, I have a guy on the inside.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
That's why you're the mayor.
No. out. everyone retweet retweet the room before we get started yes ret, reteat the room. Reteat it. Reteat it.
Extra teaties. Hey Alex, have you listened to any good hotline messages lately?
The Gob Token Hotline?
There's a new one.
Hey, do you guys even know about the hotline?
Can we pin? Wire, can you guys even know about the hotline?
Can we pin?
Wire, can you make us a co-host so we can pin?
Who's Wire?
Gabi, sorry.
Everyone, um, un-retweet and then retweet the room.
Make up your mind, man.
What'd you say?
Make up your mind.
Well, first you un-retweet, then you retweet.
Come on.
I get it.
Come on.
Come on. Before I get anything started, any gobs want to come up and gob out?
Tell us a nice little goblin tale.
Say hello.
Anybody?
Is there anybody out there?
I see requests.
REEZE, okay.
Come on up. Come on up.
Come on, Reezy. RAY-RIAT-33-AZ.
Arr, how you doing?
Ah, I'm alright. What about you?
Ah, ah, you know, same shit, different day. You know, looking for these secrets.
Secrets? I don't know if we have any of those.
any of those it's a super secret meeting no that's true of a meeting secret i don't know
It's a super secret meeting, no?
if there's any secrets in the meeting
Breeze, I have a question for you.
Go ahead, shoot.
Are you a gambler?
Do you like to gamble?
We all love to gamble, don't we?
That's why we're here, no?
Oh, what do you like to gamble? Like to gamble my women. Like to gamble, don't we? That's why we're here, no? Oh, what do you like to gamble?
Like to gamble my women? Like to gamble my cars?
Eh? Eh?
Women plural?
Mucho women, argh.
I don't know about that, buddy.
What about you, Alex?
You a gambler?
I play it safe.
You play it safe?
You're legally required to say you play it safe.
That's right.
Can we pin the phone number?
Uh, I think that's a gobby job.
Gobby, you on it?
If people haven't called the phone number in the last 24 hours, it has updated.
Hey, you gotta call the gob hotline.
How long is she gonna get any help in this gob coin? There's a new number.
There's a new digit.
Number four.
Our menu options have changed.
954-869-4GOB.
954-869-4GOB. 954-869-4GOB.
If you leave a message, we'll probably play it here if it's legal.
Or not legal, I don't know if we're recording this.
Can we play with some of the mean ones?
Uh, yeah, let's call the hotline.
Turn the music off.
Okay.
Okay. Why does it take it so long?
You have reached the Gob token hotline of the Goblin Town Civic Services Department.
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
If you love Gob Token and wish to leave positive feedback, press 1.
If you hate Gob Token or feel that Gob Token has ruined your life, please press 2.
Your call may be monitored and recorded to be used for training, promotional purposes, or as evidence against you in a Goblin Town court of law.
Thank you for your feedback.
You've selected negative feedback. Wow! You know what? We don't like you either.
Ha ha! So go ahead and cry and piss and fud the gob token to your heart's content after the beep.
I'm sure you'll feel a lot better afterwards.
All this...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This...
This... This...
This... This... This... This... This... All this, this, spoken is just nonsense is what it is. It's just nonsense.
What the fuck is this?
What was that?
Wait, you gotta play the thing until number four, man.
Oh, you wanted the mean ones.
Alright, let's go back to the menu. Hang on. That's not the mean ones. That right, let's go back to the menu.
Hang on.
That's on the mean ones.
I'm the ones that I'm just down.
You have reached the Gob Token hotline
of the Goblin Town Civic Services Department.
Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
If you love Gob Token and wish to leave positive feedback, press 1.
If you hate Gob Token or feel that Gob Token has ruined your life, please press 2.
For all other miscellaneous feedback, press 3.
If you have a gambling problem and need help, please press 4.
If you'd like to speak...
Your call may be monitored and recorded to be used for training, promotional purposes, or as evidence against you in a Goblin Town court of law.
Thank you for calling the Goblin Town Gambling Helpline.
We know that gambling struggles can feel heavy,
isolating, or even embarrassing to talk about.
But don't give up now.
There's always hope.
Remember, you're just one big trade away
from turning it all around.
Wanna bet on red or black?
Want your lucky goblin numbers?
Need tips on how to chase that next big win?
Good news!
Just shout your bet, question, or desperate plea after the beep,
and maybe if you're lucky, someone will hear it and get back to you.
Remember, the only true gamble is giving up too soon.
You fucking pieces of shit.
Rug pulled another goddamn token.
I'm gonna fucking find you at the next event and wring your fucking neck.
You think this is a joke?
Stealing our money?
You fucking scumbags.
I'm gonna find you.
Just know that.
You fucking rug pull. Lame ass piece of fucking you. Just know that. You fucking rug pull.
Lame ass piece of fucking shit.
You're dead.
Wow.
That guy seemed pretty upset.
That was too nice.
Can you play the other ones?
Wow, that one's too nice.
I think that guy pressed one, no?
I don't know.
I don't know what he pressed.
I think that was one of the ones.
Let's see what else we got here.
I have a few.
Oh, here's one.
Oh, no, that's not one.
Oh, let's listen to this one.
Fuck you, Goblin Town.
Fuck my goblin tokens.
Oh, I have Azadi's first message.
Oh, yeah, Let's hear it.
Hmm.
Yeah, well, I was a holer.
I got 100 goblins. And I was a problem with this other day.
There was a DMV website.
And you made me sit there for five fucking hours.
And I pulled my email.
And I didn't take the email.
And then I eventually got the driver's license
and then when I put it in the website, I get like fucking 50 cents.
Five fucking hours in all year.
50 cents with a job token.
Are you shitting me?
I mean, why is this that 4 billion market cap and I need $75,000 per eye under my wallet.
I'm telling you right now, I'm headed.
How come I don't get to be like a penguin?
How come I don't get to be like a penguin?
I want to be like a man of Franklin and rest for $30 million.
I'm on $100.
I should sleep in the fucking licenses.
Stop fucking telling me going down for once in my fucking life.
Can I just be on the right side of a fucking token that just goes off?
Only fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
So a question for everyone that was listening.
For 69,000 gob token. So a question for everyone that was listening for
69,000 gob token. How many fucks did his audience say at the end?
Let's see it in the chats. Actually. There's no chat here
How many fucks come on you had to be paying attention
Come on up if you have an answer, I guess.
If you have an answer, come on up.
Request.
I didn't really think this one through.
69,000.
69,000 gob token.
We're going to be doing a lot of gob giveaway tonight.
Well, I know how long he was waiting.
Five fucking hours!
How many times did he use the word fuck?
All right, here's another one.
I am very upset about the kind of coin that you guys put out.
It's garbage.
Who's running the fucking show here? This is absolutely terrible.
I like the logic complaint with the goblin.
Seven times.
Seven times.
Thank you very much.
Is your guess seven times?
Yes, sir.
That's my guess.
Who's talking?
What are you willing to wager that it's seven times?
It covers confidence.
Oh, this got interesting.
Do you have a firstborn?
I have a pet frog.
You have a pet frog?
Yeah.
I'm sorry, but your pet frog is now our pet frog.
Oh, no.
That is incorrect.
Froggy.
I love him now.
Oh, you lost a frog.
No, Mr. Froggy.
We'll DM you an address to ship your frog, too.
Thank you very much for playing.
Get off the stage.
Froggy, bitch.
Who's next?
How many times?
Let's go.
I'm going to go with
definitely eight times. How many times? Let's go. I'm going to go with definitely
eight times.
He said fuck eight times.
And what are you willing to wager?
Well.
Do you have a girlfriend?
That's funny you say that
because yes, I'm going to have to just
wager that.
She's
getting on my nerves about my gob and my goblins.
Don't worry.
She's not your girlfriend anymore.
She's our girlfriend.
Bye, bitch.
This is a recorded space.
This is not recorded, right?
Send it to the feds.
Oh, shit.
Ship them down.
You got it wrong.
I bet he doesn't even know how many times he's in the room. I have it here, shit. Ship him down. You got it wrong. I bet he doesn't even know how many times he's in the world.
I have it here, though.
I have a transcript.
Good luck finding a new girlfriend. Bye.
All right.
You got to drop him mid-sentence.
It makes it funnier.
You got to drop him.
Wait, how can we not drop him down?
Did I not?
All right.
Any other guesses?
Life.
Are you here to guess?
Yes.
For 69,000.
Yes.
Yes, please.
Let me think.
Let me think.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck me think. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Five, five times!
That is actually correct.
Wow, the dog was right.
Okay, sorry, wait.
Wait, hold on.
What are you going to wager?
Make believe we don't know you're right yet.
This doggy
The doggy the doggy safe safe food
Yeah DM me I'll send you the look up
Send you right now if you DM me right now this moment. Yes. Yes, mayor
Just DM my personal account.
Okay, buddy, I'm trying to Okay. Congratulations. Well deserved.
Thank you! Thank you!
Alex, how about some tunes while we're waiting here?
Yes, sir.
What are we like?
Tell me.
Oh, yeah.
Let me look here.
I got everything.
Do pendulum slow and reverb.
I was playing from the cancel list.
I was asking if you wanted Chris Brown, Diddy, Michael Jackson.
Oh, the forbidden playlist.
R. Kelly, I believe I can fly only. Yeah, that's fine.
Really? No. I don't know. Which one do you want? I don't know how copyright law works. I'm a goblin.
All right. Let's remind Izadi what he said through for five hours.
I love this song.
Once again, gobs, let's leave a message on the hotline.
954-869-4GOB.
We'll play it live.
We'll play it live.
If we like it, maybe we'll give you a little gob coin.
Yeah, and if you come up and tell us about your gambling addiction,
maybe we'll give you more gob coin to gamble with.
Feed into it. Hello, Crypto Ether.
You are live.
My name's Frog,
and I have a gambling addiction.
The first step to admitting you have a gambling addiction is acknowledging that you have a gambling addiction.
Last week, I stole my grandma's purse.
At first, it was just to get some of her medicine to eat.
But then I remembered I needed gob tokens.
So I wrote myself a check for $2,000.
And I took it to the bank bank and they wouldn't cash it.
They told me my grandma was broke.
And then I remembered I stole her wheelchair the week before that.
So she had to pay for a wheelchair.
That's all I really have to say.
For you.
Well, that was a great story thank you by the way
why is your account
I just want to make sure I'm getting
the right person to send this stuff to
make sure I'm following you
it's so weird your account says like lyf3 here, but then on the computer it says
4n4 and the 4m ID 3
Bro, what's going on
What?
Like my Twitter account?
Yeah What I'm at I am crypto ether Like my Twitter account? Yeah.
My, I'm at, I'm crypto ether.
It's my at.
I don't know about all the letters.
Bro, what the f-
Alright, it seems to be you, so.
I think you, you follow me too.
You follow me.
I just followed you a second ago.
Um, I'm just gonna send it to this person.
If you don't get it, I'll find another.
What's going on?
Send it.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out live.
All right.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, baby doll.
Everything will be okay.
Appreciate your big doubt.
Alright.
Sending you... How much is 69,000?
It's like 33 bucks.
Alright, yeah.
Wow.
Oh, wait.
Wait, I don't have any money in this account.
Give me a second. Oh, wait. Wait, I don't have any money in this account. Give me a second.
Oh, fuck.
Um, I need soul.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
By the way, people, if you come up and you give us a good story,
and Gobby likes it,
we'll maybe send you also 69 000 gob but only if gobby
likes it gobby has to like it though gobby doesn't like everything gobby hates, we're reporting your account.
Oh, look, it's Icy.
Icy, do you have a gambling addiction?
Don't answer.
It's a rhetorical question.
Hello, Icy? Is that you?
Hi. Is this thing working?
Wow, it's icy.
I don't really need a story.
I'm just kind of here to listen to the stories.
I need a bedtime story.
And I want something soothing to listen to.
Uh-huh.
Okay, you should have your 69,000 gob.
Oh! I'm being the first.
But not the last.
Yeah, what is that sound?
Gob token received!
There you go. See? It's real.
Wow, 33 bucks.
Yeah!
You can take a sniff of Wagyu.
Put it on black. Go for it.
What's the worst that could happen?
Uh, it could go green
i will diamond hand hold hoddle wait wait we have a new phone call answer it
let me pause the music one second i'll play it hang on oh you'll play it. Hang on. Oh, you'll play it? Okay. Yeah. Go for it.
Yeah,
this is R. Kelly. As a long-time goblin holder, I'd like to say
that you can play any of my music
except for I Believe I Can Fly.
I'd appreciate
the Ignition remix or the Ignition original. Not I Believe I Can Fly. I'd appreciate the Ignition remix or the Ignition original.
Not I Believe I Can Fly.
Yay.
I didn't know we sounded like that.
Wow.
Wait, can we call him back and ask him if Trapped in the Closet's okay?
Oh, yeah.
Trapped in the Closet, parts 1 through 44.
I love that song.
It's the Iliad.
Someone once said it's like the Iliad.
For...
Anyway.
Yeah.
All right, I guess R. Kelly.
I can't believe R. Kelly is a Goblin Town Holder.
That's incredible.
Long time.
Wait, did he, did he allow Bump and Grind
or only Remix to Ignition?
I mean, he said he'd appreciate Ignition Remix
or Ignition Original,
but he just said, don't play, I believe I can fly.
So wait, like this one?
Are we allowed to play this one yeah okay by the way isn't there like a 15 second rule or something five second rule seven second rule
what's the rule do we have the we have a lawyer here or demonetization or copyright claim yeah
i think it's like a few seconds.
That's how Girl Talk gets away with it, you know?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's like seven seconds.
I'm not a lawyer.
I'm not a lawyer.
All right, do we have another person?
Who is the R. Kelly voice?
I didn't do that one.
I didn't do that one.
Oh, my God, it was the real R. Kelly.
The real R. Kelly.
Anybody else want to come up and tell Gabi a bedtime story?
If he likes it, he'll give you some coin.
All right, we have a few more requests.
Let's bring them all up.
We should make them, like, fight each other.
You hear me?
Yeah.
We hear you. Yes.
I am the OG serious investor.
I sent a text
a long time ago.
And after I sent that text,
y'all made fun of me being the serious
investor.
Wow, that's you? We've been looking for you for years.
Wait, is that actually you?
Oh my god.
I am OG serious investor.
And I saw y'all in New York
when y'all were there the first time.
I'm broke now because I was a serious
investor. And
I still got my goblins.
Are you really? Because we can look at the DMs and verify this.
Are you lying to us?
I am definitely
I am a definite OG serious investor.
I don't know about that.
We've been looking for this guy for years.
One second, one second.
For those that don't know, the serious investor thing came from a DM.
Someone getting mad that we were spending all of our time on Twitter spaces doing garbage noises.
And that we need to take the project serious.
And it was a real DM.
But I actually don't know who that person was.
Is that really you, Raymond?
Because we're going to look at our DMs,
and if we don't have a DM with you from the Goblin Town official account,
we're going to find you.
I don't know what we're going to do, but we're going to find you.
So you can unmute yourself now.
Raymond?
Yes, yes, I'm here.
I'm here.
Are you actually the original serious investor?
I am actually the original serious investor, yes.
And y'all disrespected me.
And my mommy got upset.
Because y'all disrespected me and my mommy got upset because y'all took my money y'all weren't y'all weren't serious
i'm seriously uh not i yes that's me i am okay we'll talk seriously serious
Okay, we'll talk.
You're seriously serious.
I'm seriously serious.
I am the OG.
Do I get some royalties
for being the OG serious investor?
I made it famous.
If you are, maybe.
I am.
I am.
I am.
I'm going to be doing some investigation right now
to verify your claims.
Yes, it's me.
And I'm 66 years old,
so I was really a serious investor.
I'm back in three years.
Yes, and y'all made fun of me.
That wasn't nice.
He might not be around in three years.
That's my grandson.
He's a little goblin.
Okay, so I have some information.
Okay. I have some information. Alright.
Ask me questions and I'll be able to answer.
I'm 66.
Three years ago, I was 63.
Yes, I see the message.
Uh-huh, that's me.
However. Different name, that's me. Okay. However.
However.
Different name, maybe?
You aren't the first serious investor.
Yes, I'm the one who did the serious.
No, no.
Okay, but I don't know if I was the first.
Oh, there's the truth.
I don't know.
I remember I was a serious investor.
You were early, June 2une 2nd 2022 that's
pretty early i mean yes the actual person that we call serious investor uh-huh was before you
i'm sorry are you sure oh we're positive because after after after i did it that's when y'all
started this thing yeah i don't know i don't know. I don't think so.
I don't know about all that.
I'm 100%.
I'm not 100%.
I'm 100% because I remember.
The gobbling is crazy.
Yeah, the blockchain proves different.
They're gobbling you.
I don't know.
But anyways, y'all still disrespected me.
You don't believe me.
Do you have a good gambling story?
I do have a good gambling.
I married my wife.
I gambled on that.
But it turned out good.
I won.
She makes more money than me.
So I did a good gamble there.
Wow.
How much more money did she make than you?
Well, she's retired now. She's supporting me. So it's okay. I gambled good. Did she make than you? Well, she's retired now.
She's supporting me, so it's okay.
I gambled good.
Did she buy fart coin?
She didn't buy no fart coin.
She just bought me.
She bought you?
Yes, and I own a donut shop.
I have donuts, and I even made a goblin donut.
She bought you?
Like, you're, like...
Well, she bought me, but I bought her first.
I gambled.
And won.
And I had a baby with her, too.
Whoa.
So, yes, two babies.
And now I got one goblin grandson.
So we're good.
So Grandpa's going crazy over the years.
I've been crazy, yes.
What the fuck? I've been crazy. Yes, I...
I've gone...
And that's why we don't believe him.
I ain't crazy because I gambled
and now I'm a serious investor that didn't
become too serious after that.
But that's okay.
But I was serious. What was that voice?
I'm still serious.
No, we get that.
Who was that person?
Which one?
Was that a child?
That's my little goblin.
Grandson.
We call them goblets.
Oh, he's a goblet. He got some big ears, too.
What do you mean?
He got big ears and a big fat nose.
I did not have big ears.
Yes, yes, you do.
You know you do.
They're humongous.
And they're embarrassing.
And everyone can see them.
He said I had a big belly like a big goblin.
But that's okay.
That's okay.
That's all right.
Does he like to gamble?
He's not a gambler yet.
Does he want to start? Do you want us gambler yet. Does he want to start?
Do you want us to give him some starting money?
Oh, yes.
Get him started.
Let's get him started with some tokens.
Yeah.
Yes, yes. Is this a ploy the whole time?
You were just biding your time.
I do have some goblin tokens a little bit.
Can you get him on Selva's heart?
Let's get him on Solana.
What's his Solana address, this little kid?
Okay.
We can get him one. I have a Solana
address. No, we don't trust you.
Hey, kid, what's your address?
I'm too serious.
Hey, kid.
What's your wallet address?
My kid don't have a...
My grandson doesn't have a wallet.
Now the story's changing. Now it's your kid.
Which one is it? It's my grandson. You have a woman. Oh, now the story's changing. Now it's your kid. Which one is it?
It's my grandson.
You're a liar.
Are you just not proud of his nose and ears
when you try to put it off on your kid?
He's got some big ears, but he takes after his grandma.
His grandma got big ears.
My wife.
Okay, this story's not out.
This story's falling apart here.
No, no, no. Make a wall for him now. story's not out of it. This story's falling apart here. No, no, no, no.
Make a wallet for him now.
Let's get him started early.
You want me to make the wallet with my...
Make the wallet for the kid.
Yeah.
I'm old, but how do I do this?
Just go make another...
Oh, so you're a serious investor now.
You don't know how to make a wallet.
I have a Solana with two different addresses,
but I don't know if you want me
to add a new one. You've done this at least
two times.
Alright, let me look. It's like making a baby.
Hold on. Let me look.
Let me look. Let me see.
Let me see.
Your wife helped with the baby.
She can help with this
who is the who was the first serious investor there's a screen that's the point of this whole
thing alex we don't know it's a mystery i've been scrolling no you're not we know you're not it's
fine we like the kid we know you're a liar it's fine but we don't know who the first one was
i went to the goblin convention i was tell him you went to that goblin thing
i went to the goblin convention i was there but there was never a goblin convention in new york
new york no it was a true
got me into all this nft crap whoa my son did wow he was the one this is god well anyway my grandson my my son
is the one who got me into this goblin stuff i don't think you should be calling it crap in front
of the but it is crap that's right but that's that's that's what he's talking about i like this
kid i do like give us a wall for him we'll about. I like this kid. If you give us a wallet for him, we'll give him more.
Yeah, we like this kid more.
We're going to give him more coins.
We're going to give you zero.
I'm trying to see how I...
I'm trying to see how I...
Run to the bathroom with a computer.
I'm trying to learn how to do this.
Let's see.
Let's see.
I got my phantom open.
What do I hit?
I have your glasses.
The plus button.
I don't have my...
I don't have my... Get your glasses. The plus button. I don't have my... Get your glasses.
How do I make another wallet?
Oh, wait.
You're going to hit reveal seed phrase and then send that to at Monk the Goblin.
At Monk the Goblin?
You're not going to send that phrase in.
No, my wife said no seed phrase to you.
She said that's bad.
I thought you were the serious investor.
You know better than her.
I am, but she's smarter than me.
Why do you think I married her?
Let's see.
Let's see.
How do I make a wallet?
How old the goblet you got next to you?
The goblet is going to be 13 in February.
Oh, he's a gambler.
Oh, yeah.
We can definitely get him some gambling.
I tell you what.
Later, I can make a wallet when...
I mean, I'm actually in a little fishing period.
It's dark, and I can't really see what I'm doing.
But I can always make one later.
I can make one later, and I can do something.
But I think I can't do it right now.
You're making it really hard to believe you.
You know that, right?
I am being a serious.
We're literally trying to give you free money.
I know.
I can't do it.
I'm on a fishing pier in Gulf Shores.
You have a gun to your head and you can't make the wallet.
I'm in Gulf Shores, Alabama.
Your grandfather is depriving you of free money.
I'm from Houston, Texas, and we drove all the way.
We know.
You don't have to tell us.
We know.
We drove all the way to Gulf Shores, Alabama, and I'm on a fishing period with my grand
goblet fishing, and it's dark, and I can't see what I'm doing.
You're fishing right now?
Yes.
He's telling the truth. All right. No now? Yes. He's telling the truth.
All right.
No, he is.
He's telling the truth.
I saw it on TikTok.
I knew the whole time.
I saw it on TikTok.
Yes, because I'm a TikTok guy.
I'm the one who sent a TikTok about TikTok.
You know how to do TikTok and you don't know how to...
Go look.
Look on Slack.
Oh, he's that guy.
Yes.
I'm the one with the funny eyes.
Wow. The lightning came through. Look on Slack. Oh, he's that guy. I'm the one with the funny eyes. Wow.
The lightning came through. I'm 66.
You're a real goblin.
Oh, wait. That's you?
That's me. The funny guy.
Dude, that's the greatest video of all time.
Kind of looks like Rumbler.
Y'all made fun of me. That's okay.
No, no, no. You know what? I like you too.
No, no, no. I changed my mind.
Oh, yeah.
Can we pin his post?
Let's get him up there.
Hold on.
Can we do the full video post?
See?
I'm serious.
Yeah.
Y'all didn't believe me.
Wow.
We love you.
Honestly.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're a Goblin Town legend.
No, you are.
You're actually...
I'm a legend.
No, hold on one second.
One second.
I saw your video at like 3 o'clock in the morning
and I laughed so hard that I woke up my wife.
Ah, my goblet just caught a little bitty fish.
Let me see.
Where's my phone?
Let me see.
It's a little one too.
And it has big ears.
Hold on.
Pause one second.
Pause, pause, pause.
Can we post the full version?
The one that had the bug?
You can meet me. Yeah, I give you everything I'm serious
Okay, guys, first of all, everyone should watch this video. We're gonna post it
So we have a we have this thing called sell the top. It's a tick-tock filter. Yes, that's worry like it stimulates like
Yes, that's me.
It simulates like a 30-second chart for Gob.
Super fun.
Raymond played.
Yes, I did.
And it was the most unhinged version I've ever seen in my entire life.
My wife wanted to divorce me after that.
I don't know what you were on, but he was just buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell.
I was drinking some bourbon.
Did you explain to her that it's just pretend money?
It's pretend money. Don't worry. It's not real not real i was drinking bourbon i had a little too much raymond we got you we got
you we got your grand grandson see your great grandson oh good that's soon everyone's getting
everyone's getting 69 000 oh boy that adds to my collection. Now I like you again.
I like you again.
We like you, too.
We love you, man.
And if you're ever in Pearland, Texas, I'll give you some free donuts.
I own a really good donut shop.
Wow, that is a journey. I believe everything you say now.
It doesn't matter what you tell me.
I believe every word.
Good. Honestly, that was a journey. Guys, this guy what you tell me. I believe every word. Good.
Honestly, that was a journey.
Guys, this guy's a legend.
You guys will see.
I'm a legend.
Actual legend.
See, I'm not a serious investor no more.
I'm a legend.
You weren't the first, but you're one of our favorites.
I'm still claiming to be the first, but that's okay.
That's okay.
You can claim whatever you want.
I know.
It's debatable, but I'm debating. You are the whatever you want. I know.
It's debatable, but I'm debating.
You are the first to say it from your phone.
See?
So, I mean, good job.
See?
I'm going to go back to it and see if I still have that old.
Oh, wait.
Sorry, Raymond.
Pause for a second.
Okay.
We have a few new calls.
Okay, hold on.
Oh, yeah. I'll play it.
We have another message from R. Kelly.
I'll play it. By the way, from R. Kelly. I'll play it.
By the way, anyone who's R. Kelly,
please call back. We loved your message.
Send us more, but he did send a text.
Oh, R. Kelly sent his wallet address.
And his wallet address?
Wait, R. Kelly, if you call a few more times
and leave messages, we may send you some gob.
Do they have blockchain in prison?
Wow. They have everything in prison. He may send you some gob. Do they have blockchain in prison? Wow.
They have everything in prison, man.
But he did send a message back.
It just was hashtag me too.
So that was it.
Wow, I do have another message here
if you want to listen to it.
Yeah, I'll shut the music
and we'll probably have to mute Raymond for himself.
That's okay.
He's not going to figure it out.
Oh, wait, you got to mute yourself.
I muted you, but then you unmuted yourself at the same time.
Lucas!
It's a squarcher.
I shoved a mento in my ass, but it didn't work.
Lucas, I need to go to bingo.
Cody!
Lucas!
I swallowed my spit, but it just tasted like spit.
It's a grandma.
Love ya.
All right, I'm going to read the transcript here.
Wait, hold on. Wait, now that Raymond's here, we'm going to read the transcript here. Wait, hold on.
Wait, now that Raymond's here, we're going to play just the audio of him playing Sell the Top.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't even need to see him.
Just, I mean, if you see him, it's pinned to the top.
Just imagine he's playing, all right?
I'm going to play the audio.
Buy.
Buy. Buy. Sell. Buy. Sell. Buy. Buy. I'm going to play the audio. sell buy sell buy buy sell buy sell buy sell buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy buy sell buy an absolute serious investment by the, buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it!
Buy, sell it! Buy, sell it! Buy, sell it! Buy, sell it! Buy, sell it! Buy, sell it! Buy, sell it! So, were you giving yourself a little pep talk halfway through your trading session
there?
You can do it!
By the way, that was a 60 minute video, a 60 second video and the gameplay is only for
30 seconds.
Just let me know.
You should watch.
Honestly, you should watch the whole thing.
It's so good.
I'm crying actually right now. It's so great to meet you whole thing. It's so good. I'm crying, actually, right now.
It's so great to meet you, Raymond.
It's a dream of mine.
Thanks, Ray.
So good.
My son, my grandson, not my son, my grandson.
See, when you're old, you say son, but it's really grandson.
Once I go fishing.
What did you catch, Raymond? He caught a what's current what is it a moon fish a pin fish a little bit no no no no eat
my wife is getting embarrassed because i'm talking like a goblin
and there's somebody else fishing.
She's telling me to be quiet.
Alex, pay him to shout something right now.
Who's that?
The fisherman?
Wait, Raymond?
Should we send Raymond some gob?
Only if he screams and embarrasses.
I already embarrassed my wife. What's the most embarrassing thing you do?
She's always embarrassed.
But she's drinking some wine, so that's okay.
Okay, I'm screaming for my wife.
That's my wife. Let's embarrass her.
Okay, I'm good.
She's really good enough, Tony.
I'm done.
Yeah, right. If you right now
scream buy, sell, buy, sell
for 15 seconds, we'll give you $69,000.
You have to scream I lost it all. 15 seconds we'll give you 69 000 i lost it all 15 seconds 15 seconds
okay here it goes bye bye still still bye bye you gotta yell you gotta yell it raymond yeah
i can't do it any louder not loud enough bye bye bye this is not loud this is not loud i can't do it
any louder i get laryngitis I want you to scare the fish.
The fish is already scared.
I got laryngitis.
There's too many people.
My wife got a knife.
I can't do it.
All right.
All right.
Send us your wallet.
We'll still send you.
Screen.
That's okay.
What do you mean?
You don't want the money?
Okay, sure.
Yes, I want money.
I want money.
I want money.
I want to force you to take it, Raymond.
What do you need?
That's the worst trading strategy I've ever seen.
Refusing money.
This guy is a true, serious investor.
He is just only using his own phone.
I wasn't paying attention.
How do I... You want to message my address?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll do that.
No, I can't.
I don't see a message.
I'm serious, but
like I said, it's dark. I can't see.
Raymond, how many people are with you?
I can't see my...
Are you on a boat?
I'm on a pier.
How many people with you?
I'm on a pier.
There's four people here.
Raymond, are you on speaker right now?
Can you go off speaker for a second?
Yes. No, no.
Put it on speaker or take it off?
No, no, no. Off speaker, off speaker. Just us.
No, I'm not on speaker at all.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
They can hear us or no?
They can't hear us.
Oh, they can't hear you.
Hold on.
I don't.
Let me see.
How do I take it off speaker?
I'm not on a telephone.
Hold on.
I don't see the speaker button.
Okay, don't worry.
So who are you with?
How many people are you with?
I'm with four people.
We should send it in the mail.
Wait, one second.
You're a gambling man, right, Raymond?
Yes, yes.
A little bit.
What are you willing to
gamble?
Like half a million goblins. You're willing to gamble for like half a million?
You're willing to gamble your grandson?
Would you put your goblet into the pier?
I don't want to gamble my goblet.
Okay.
Let's take the stakes up a little bit, right?
Okay.
Alright.
What could you do?
I can give you a lot of donuts.
A lot of donuts.
Dough.
Dough.
Donut dough.
I don't think that's that way.
No, I don't really want your donuts.
What?
I do.
Hey.
They're delicious.
Wait.
Where are your donuts located What? I do. Hey. Wait, where are your donuts located? And look it up.
Peña's Donut Heaven and Grill. Just google it. Where, what state is it? It's in Houston,
Texas. Wow, it's a real place. It's on TikTok, it's on Facebook, Instagram.
What's it called?
You're doxing yourself!
My wife is... You heard her.
See?
Raymond, hide.
I'm going to be scared when I get back in that room.
She's going to get me for doxing myself.
Now she's a serious doxing.
What's the worst that can happen?
Someone's going to buy her donuts.
I don't
he has he has a knife this guy's going really quickly i'm upset is that a butter knife by the way it's a it's a plastic knife but i'm still scared wait raymond hold on just by the way anyone
feel free to request come up if you have a gambling story um if you uh how do i
request you're already up here buddy well you can go in a minute but if anyone wants to come up
and tell us their gambling story um we uh we want to hear it i think tartera has had his hand up for
like an hour i don't know if it's just stuck like that or...
Tartare, you mean?
Oh, yeah. Tartare.
If you put your hand down...
We can do the wallet thing later.
It's now or never, Raymond.
Now or never.
I don't know how to send the address right now.
Raymond, this is generational wealth you're giving up.
I know, I know.
I know.
I know.
I've got my glasses.
I've got nothing.
Why don't you give your phone to the team?
I just got my old filter.
I'm wasting on a fishing dock.
I'm very disappointed.
Yes.
You're disappointing.
I know.
I know.
I just don't know what to do.
It's okay. I just don't know what to do. It's okay.
I just don't know. I'm surrounded by my wife
and she's giving me that evil eye.
Uh-oh.
Yes, you know that, right?
Everybody got an evil eye wife.
What?
We're on your wife under the bus, man.
We've been married 43 years.
Wow. Yes, yes. We've been married 43 years. Wow.
Yes, yes. We're getting old.
What do you love the most about her?
The most I love about her
is that she puts up with me.
What's the least thing
you least love about her?
What about the worst thing?
Oh, her temper.
She got some bad temper.
Don't say it so loud.
How's a knife.
On my honeymoon, she threw a whole plant at me.
A what?
Oh, she said it was her third year.
Third year, a plant, big plant we had in the house.
She got so angry, she picked it up and threw it at me.
Was the plant okay?
We're still married.
Did she hit you?
Did you deserve it?
Oh, God.
I just laughed and told her to clean it up.
That's all I could
What else could I do?
I mean, there's a few things you probably could do, but...
But that was like 40
years ago, so it's okay.
I feel like the next...
I feel like...
Let's get through a potato at my son's earlier.
I mean, a little bit after that.
Someone call Child Protective Services.
Oh, my wife is angry now because we're talking about her.
By the way...
She said, how did she get into the conversation?
Wait one second, Monk.
We gotta add dial five for domestic abuse.
Domestic abuse hotline, yeah.
We're old now.
We're senior citizens now.
It's okay.
Oh, elder abuse also.
You could add that too.
Press 6 for elder abuse help.
Hey, but I still have a donut shop.
Hey, speaking of, right, what's the best donut at the shop?
I'm looking at the apple fritter right now.
The apple fritter is delicious.
Oh, I knew it.
I knew it.
Yes, that's our most popular one.
But bacon donut is good too. My biggest is, how do you make the donut holes?
With a hole puncher.
Okay.
Easy enough.
Easy enough.
That's what you call it.
See, I was serious enough to open up a donut shop.
I would use a different approach.
So that's, uh, there's a tool for that.
That's good.
I was doing donuts since I was 19. By the way, wait, pause for a tool for that. That's good. I was doing donuts since I was 19.
By the way, wait, pause for a second.
I was just looking back at, because I was trying to find the original Serious Investor DM in the Goblintown account.
We got insane DMs that we never responded to.
Like, absolutely bonkers DMs that, we never like we should go back
and respond to them
I'm talking like two or three years ago
DMs that like
people that are famous
I'm a legend
I'm a legend now
you said it
anyway sorry I just wanted to
but like I said
we can do the wallet thing another day, tomorrow or whenever,
when I have some lighting glasses and everything.
Yeah, tomorrow, right now.
I can't do it right now. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
All right, we'll keep the space open until you're ready.
I'm really old, and I'm really old.
The goblins in me can't do it.
My wife, fishing, wife is doing everything.
I'm actually drinking wine too, so that doesn't help.
You're drinking bourbon.
Yeah, not bourbon. I got wine tonight.
Should we replay? We have a little bit of a bigger audience right now.
Should we replay the Goblin Town hotline so that people know?
Oh yeah, let's call the hotline again.
Is that yours up there, Leo?
Hey, Ray,
thanks for coming down to Goblin Town
and chatting with us here.
Oh, I appreciate it.
I love the Goblins, even though I
got broke and, you know,
being a serious investor. Wait, did you get broke
from the Goblins, or you just got broke independently? I got broke broke no i just broke i got broke wait like i'm good have you been broke
i got broke but just my wife she broke me oh but i'm okay was that i'm okay i'm fishing
i'm fishing and that's all that matters. I'm fishing.
You're fisting the donuts?
No, the donuts.
I got people working for me.
I don't need to be there anymore, but that's okay.
Yeah, I'm in Alabama.
Workers?
I got a lot of workers.
Maybe fire some workers.
Just be like, yo.
I got 21 workers now.
It makes my job harder, but that's okay.
Are you paying them with donuts?
Because everything you've just been offering... I'm paying them with donut dough.
This donut, this donut, that...
You're not even baking the dough.
It's just the dough.
Are you now giving them God bucks or something?
Hey, I'm not going to throw my employees under the bus.
I already threw my wife.
Yo, you...
Do you want to be the first employer to pay your employees in God.
Oh, wait. Are we ignoring... My wife told me that... I already threw my wife. Do you want to be the first employer to pay your employees in God's point?
My wife told me to.
My wife said I need to move further down because now there's a lot of people here and she's getting embarrassed.
All right, Mrs. Raymond.
We understand.
All right.
I'm embarrassing my wife.
I might not get no action tonight.
Hey, Ray, thanks for stopping by.
We're going to order some donuts, all right?
The apple fritters look real good.
Yes, they're delicious.
I'll see y'all later, okay?
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, let's call the hotline, Alex.
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Hello?
Hello?
Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Sale.
Sale.
Sale.
Sale.
Sale.
Sale.
Sale.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Sale.
Sale. Bye. Bye. Fail.
Fail.
Fail.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
That voice sounded a little familiar.
Yeah, I wonder who that was.
There's another call.
I think a german call
can i play yeah yeah i'm gonna get it i got it you got it okay okay
where is that thing oh yeah there it is oh this this
Spoken is
just nonsense
is one of those. It's just nonsense.
Grandma.
Wait, this is the German call?
Yeah.
By the way, the transcript is literally German.
That's funny.
What's the other one from them?
Who is that?
Hang on.
Here's the newest one, in case you don't remember.
The one they just called in a few minutes ago.
Lucas!
It's a scorcher.
I shoved a mento
in my ass, but it didn't work.
Lucas, I need to
go to bingo.
Oh, Connie!
Lucas!
I swallowed my spit,
but it just tasted like spit.
It's a grandma.
Love ya.
Now, for those who don't understand what's being said here, let me read the transcript.
Lucas, it's a scorcher.
I shoved a menthol in my ass, but it didn't work.
Lucas, I need to call a bingo.
Lucas, I swallowed my spit, but it tasted just like spit.
It's grandma. Love you.
I don't know what that has to do with gambling, but
that's what people are leaving on the Gob Hotline.
I think they pressed
three, not four.
Miscellaneous.
Okay, I guess that makes sense.
I pressed
seven and my wallet
was drained.
You lost all your apes?
That's the flywheel.
Oh, yeah, you hit the flywheel button.
Yeah, I fell after I flew.
I can't get up.
Uh-huh.
Is anyone going to help me?
There's another call.
I don't think we've played this one yet.
Hold on, let me.
Help! Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
Help!
I don't know what the fuck that was.
The transcript is,
Hello, Ralph.
Can I help?
Help, help, help.
Give me one.
I don't think the transcript was that good on this one.
I think he's asking for a mento of his ass.
All right, Gabby. Does anybody else
have a story they'd like to tell
Gabby?
We have someone who has their hand raised.
Oh, yeah.
Tartare. Oh, yeah. Tartare.
I...
Wow.
He waited an hour and a half for that.
Was it worth it?
Alright.
Well, did you like that, Gabi?
What do you think?
You liked it?
Wow!
That's not a thumbs up.
I mean, it's a fist of solidarity.
Does that mean you like it?
I think so.
Oh, no!
I think Gabi wants
to fight you.
Well,
that's, uh,
better luck next time.
Who's next?
Jim, Jim, Jimmy,
Jimmy Tiggin.
Jimmy Tiggin.
It's Jimmy Tree Gen
teacher.
It's like a .ENS, but different.
Yeah, we got our own version of ENS. Yeah. Okay. All
right. Gambling. I hope that this qualifies. It's a bet. Bets count as gambling, right?
Okay. All right. So this is a high stakes bet. I've actually done pretty much the same bet twice at this point.
Okay. The first time I did it, okay, my bet was with my brother that I would not smoke weed until I break the Guinness World Record for most trees planted in a day by one person couldn't smoke and if I broke if I broke the bet, okay
$1,000 or I would have to for every puff I would have to walk down
The streets of Pattaya in Thailand dressed as a ladyboy one lap
One per puff. Okay, so this is a high stakes bet if you want that
That's a
That's if I lose the bet right I have to I can pick either a thousand dollars or
If I can't pay it, that's what I have to do, right?
Okay, so that was the bet and really my only upside is that I get to accomplish this goal here so I'm happy to say that I did break that goal uh the Guinness World Record 30,469
mangroves so I won the bet and now like I said I'm doing the same bet twice except this time
again there's no upside for me other than I get to accomplish my goals. But the bet, if I do smoke weed, then the goal this time is a little different because I already broke that one.
This goal is most trees planted by any number of people in a day.
Ethiopia set the record of 616 million.
So what I've done is I've partnered with eight countries, including Ethiopia, to get that billion trees done on July
31st. So hopefully I can accomplish the goal and get to the billion. Otherwise,
Jimmy won't be able to smoke weed or I'm doing laps.
But there are loopholes around this edibles and such but cannot smoke
out of cannabis okay so uh um it might just be me but uh you lost me a bit but uh it could just be
me uh because i smoke weed uh so i'm gonna, wait, I see. Hold on for a second.
Eddie, come up for a second. I saw your DM.
Just come up, request to come up for a second, if you can.
I want to say something that's funny.
By the way, I love that guy.
He's insane.
But if you're listening, request up.
Sorry, I see continue.
I'm confused here, so.
Okay, wait. Wait, wait i see don't continue actually the person who told me about that guy i think is is a uh wire who's currently gobby
right here um he's having uh lord miles on his uh on his stream on thursday Hi. What's up, Eddie? How you doing?
What's up, guys?
I was just replying to you that Lord Miles,
like a year ago,
he investigated in Zimbabwe
looking for goblins.
True story.
Wait, actually?
Yeah, I'll send you.
You should come on stream and ask him about it
It's that's amazing here. I just DM you. Yeah, that's a very he is a concerning guest for certain reasons
Dude, he like what did he hang out with it? Didn't he like try to befriend the Taliban?
He didn't try he did all al-qaeda or something. Yeah, he like he did he it wasn't like a try it wasn't an attempt like
it was a successful it was a mission and it was a success he did befriend the taliban he's nuts man
he's actually crazy if people know what i'm talking about his name's lord miles official
you've probably seen him he's gone viral for so many different things like um why i just sent you his uh his post yeah we we scheduled him
um in part because so we follow each other and i just dm them and i was like dude i want you to
come on because he's uh in like in a month he's just going to uh he's going to starve himself
he will do a 40 he will do a 40 day fast in the desert where he will only drink water for 40 days.
And when he says these things, he actually means them.
So I did bet on it on Polymarket.
I have $200 that he will survive.
Well, anyone that's betting no is just betting that he will die.
He will either die or complete the task.
And I'm betting that he will complete the task.
Damn. Damn.
Wow.
If it wins, I win $600.
So I hope he lives.
40 days, no food?
No food.
Not a bite.
Theoretically, you can do it.
I think it has a 35% death rate.
That's not so bad.
We've seen worse odds. I think it has like a 35% death rate. That's not so bad. Yeah.
We've seen worse odds.
Yeah, like every...
I've definitely seen worse odds.
What are you talking about?
I've played worse odds, for sure.
Teddy, are you a gambling man yourself?
I am not opposed, but I don't partake generally.
Damn, what are you doing in Web3, brother?
I'm taking calculated risks. Calculated. very calculated. I do all my own math.
You're a serious investor like our friend. I am a serious investor, yes, that is correct.
Like our friend. By the way, that video is so good. I promise you, everyone spend 60 seconds
everyone spend 60 seconds after we end tonight spend 60 seconds and watch our friend uh
raymond you will you will not be sorry i swear wait where can i watch this uh it's pinned to the
is it the second one it is the second one yeah watch watch that take dude this buy sell game
is fantastic by the way i have to
make a video with it uh by the way everyone here should make a tiktok video we're going to do i
don't know if it might be this week it might be next week we're gonna do a 24-hour competition um
highest the most amount of money like we'll win a big big. And so you can play as many times as you want. And then we'll do the high score,
wins a buttload of money.
But yeah, it's like on the precipice of going viral.
Like it needs like one or two,
like really big tech accounts.
And then it's going to sort of take off.
And it was like broken the first two days, to be honest.
And it's still starting to pick up.
So we have a few big accounts
that we're talking to that will uh hopefully be playing fairly soon so getting early if you want
to be early go play sell the top on tiktok but yeah it's fun i recommend you sell the bottom
i see this is why you're in Goblin Town.
Yes.
Does anyone else have a story?
I can't follow. Wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on.
Hey, Gabby, did you like Jimmy's story?
There was a lady boy
and some trees and some weed.
You know what I was on Impractical Jokers today.
You were on Impractical Jokers?
Today, yes.
Like the show?
Yeah, like the show.
Did you know you were going to be on it before?
No, no, I had no idea.
What?
Can you give us the inside scoop?
I went for a run.
You know, a big, fast run because I'm an athlete.
Where are you generally located?
I'll just tell you.
I live in Hoboken, New Jersey, which is one mile.
You want to give us your address and your social office? Yeah, I'll write it as a tweet and you can pin it.
And so anyway,
running around,
which one mile from New York City for those that don't know.
And it is a city.
That's why I'm comfortable saying that
because it's not like
you're not going to find my house.
And so I'm running around.
I'm all sweaty.
I take my shirt off
because it's sunny
and I'm sweating.
And, you know, I'm very very sweaty like dripping
uh and then i i come to the conclusion of my run the conclusion of my run uh at this point
is alongside this pier right this like straight away on a pier and um i see that i see a man on
a bicycle moving like very slowly for being on a
bicycle but i didn't really think much of it and i was just too locked in on my um i was listening
to calvin harris blessings it was great i was very locked in on that and then after i walked past this
man on a bicycle i noticed like a very attractive young lady walks up to me and i'm like why is she walking up to me i'm
covered in sweat what is happening and she goes um i take out my earphone and i'm like hey what's
the issue and uh she's like uh did you hear that man on the bicycle calling your name and i was
like no she was like are you sure like he was asking for you i was like no not at all i didn't
hear him at all is he okay and she was like no you just not at all. I didn't hear him at all. Is he okay? And she was like, no, you're just, we're on Impractical Jokers. Um, would you like to sign a wafer?
Oh, um, yeah, why not? Let's do it. So in let's say six months or so, you might see, um,
a shirtless Dancingdie obliviously walking past
uh one of the impractical jokers are you are you gonna be dancing in the clip no i was exhausted
at this point there was no dancing it was very straight-faced wow i love it yeah i love it
it's kind of like a bucket list thing, you know?
Is that a bucket list thing?
Yeah, like showing up on Impractical Jokers.
Or getting prank showed.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like you're getting pranked.
You want to go punked, you know?
I punked him.
I won.
I beat the show. So you're Ashton Kutcher now? Yeah, man. I won. I beat the show.
So you're Ashton Kutcher now?
Yeah, man. For sure. Just, like, shorter and less attractive.
Yeah, that's, yeah, for sure.
Did they send you 69,000 gob?
Well, I'd like to get them involved in crypto.
I talked to one of the producers, and I got her a contact number.
So, I think that would be a... I think they would very much...
I think they would have fun here.
Wait, Eddie, I'm sorry.
We need to mute.
We have a new phone call.
And by the way, can we get that number going again so people know?
Monk?
Here, I'll play the call.
I want to sell my kid to buy more token.
Who wanted to buy my kid?
It seems like someone wants to sell their kid to buy more token.
That doesn't seem like a good strategy.
But that was the latest call.
For those that don't know the number, the number is on...
954-869-4GOB.
That's 954-869-4GOB.
Or you can request to come up and tell us a story,
and if Gobby likes it, we will send you some gob.
I've only sent Gob to one person.
The person who guessed how many times he said the word.
Yeah, Jimmy, did you have anything else with your story?
Was that it?
Can you spruce it up a little bit, Jimmy?
You're falling asleep here.
I'm joking.
Oh, well, I mean, we're going to see on July 31st if I can do it.
Um, but, but yeah, I mean, like I said, there's a loophole around this, right?
Like technically vaping is not smoking, right?
I mean, but there's the thing.
Let's say if it gets a little bit too hot, maybe there is a little combustion.
it gets a little bit too hot.
Maybe there is a little combustion.
Man, if I can't afford that 1K,
your boy's going to have to take one to the team
and do a lap.
It's not going to come to that.
It's not going to come to that.
We can't take the risk.
It sounds like you want to lose.
I don't want to lose.
I don't want to lose.
So, you know, we have to be very careful. I think't want to lose. So,
you know, we have to be very careful.
I think you can talk to the situation where
even if you lose, you end up winning
on a personal level.
When you hit your vape, what's coming out of your mouth?
Hold on. There's more calls.
I have more calls. Vapor is coming out of your mouth, right? Surely that's not...
Jimmy? Hey, hey, Alex, wait, wait.
Gabby, what do you think? Is this a thumbs up or a thumbs down for Jimmy's gambling?
Oh, no.
Gabby's a savage.
Alright, we're going to move to a phone call. Sorry, Jimmy.
You did not win the gob today.
Hello?
Hello?
I think I'm supposed to have some gob token, but
I can't find my
goblins.
Can you help
I look at you right now
okay bye
they left another call
hello
talking
yeah grape grape I love the token!
Yeah!
Grape!
Grape? No!
That's from Pakistan.
I think we got a call from Pakistan, guys.
Grape!
Alex, do we have any legal questions for Eddie?
Since he's a real lawyer
I'm not a lawyer
I cannot legally provide
services
you're our lawyer now
Eddie you're the Goblin Town lawyer now
alright alright fine
you're Goblin Token and it ruined my life
sorry there was another phone call
I'll send you guys a retainer.
Like for my teeth?
Hold on. Can you represent the person
who just called us? One second.
Yeah, this is R. Kelly.
As a long-time goblin holder, I'd like to
say that you can play any of my music
except for I Believe I Can Fly.
I'd appreciate
the Ignition Remix
or the Ignition original.
Not I Believe I Can Fly. Thank you.
Eddie, as our lawyer, can we play I Believe I Can Fly?
Well, legally speaking, arguably.
Uh-huh.
Mm-hmm.
Hold on, Eddie. Wait one second.
Dude.
Wait.
We're legally allowed to play. That was four seconds.
Wait, oh, Eddie, what's the legal amount of
music we could play?
Are we talking about, like,
are you guys drinking?
How does Girl Talk get away with it?
I actually don't know.
Although I do remember distinctly listening to Ignition every Friday
in my friend's RAV4 before high school at 80 miles an hour
on a 35 mile an hour road.
I do remember that.
And that is past the statute of limitations.
Well, listen, I think I'd like to make a service announcement.
The GOB contract address was picked very specifically because in the letters and numbers, it ends with FTX.
So I would like to say free SBF.
He didn't do nothing wrong.
He's innocent.
Hey, R. Kelly told us not to play that song.
I see.
You said like a four-second rule, and it didn't even hit the floor.
I think I made that up, I see.
R. Kelly is literally listening right now.
He's on his own.
He's a long-time holder.
It's fine.
R. Kelly said not to.
If R. Kelly is still listening,
please call back and let us know
what you think about Icy playing
the forbidden song.
Sue me, I'm a Jew, I dare you.
Oh my God.
Jesus, Icy, I see. Come on.
Come on.
What are you, Elmo now?
Well, Elmo is
Elmo's back, apparently.
Elmo's
controlling hands
are back in action.
He's safe.
Elmo needs to go on an apology tour.
He did. He actually did.
You gotta send him to the hotel.
He actually did do an apology.
Holocaust Museum. You gotta send him everywhere.
Oh, question. If you play, Eddie, as the Goblin Town official lawyer,
can you play less than 7 seconds
break it up
so I played 4 seconds
now can I do like
that was another 3 seconds
we wait another 2 minutes
to play another 3 seconds
can we stack them
as the Goblin Town lawyer I would like to just make you aware that I am likely taking introduction to intellectual property next month.
It's perfect.
So, can we...
It's perfect.
That is the experience we're looking for.
That is the experience we're looking for.
We'll know then.
For now, since I don't know, we can just claim that...
What does your heart tell you, Eddie?
What should the law be?
You know, I saw someone once say that all IP is dead.
And I thought that all IP is dead.
And I thought that was an interesting opinion.
Was that Kevin Rose?
No, but it definitely
should have been.
Are you saying
you need to pee?
I do need to pee.
I've been peeing this whole time.
I actually do need to pee.
I think we need more
goblins on the stage.
Would you like to
cross streams?
Haven't we been doing that this...
Wait.
Who's...
AJT!
I told you to ask.
It's okay.
Eddie, you wanna join?
I'm gonna need a lawyer.
I think we're getting another call.
We're getting another call?
No, I just need to...
I see. There's no way you would know that if we were.
Yeah, I would not...
Our account is still suspended.
What if we unsuspended?
I'm just thinking outside the box.
If our haters are out there listening, can you unreport us, please?
Seriously.
Please.
For those that don't know, the gob WTF account
is officially banan-ed, as they say.
I don't know who they is, as they say.
I don't know who they is, but they say it.
And, uh,
it's not looking good, guys.
Gabi is sad.
We also,
we got a report back.
We will not be reinstated. One second, I gotta email my guy. Oh, we also, we got a report back. We will not be reinstated.
One second.
I got to email my guy.
Oh, God.
In true goblin behavior, send it to zero in haste.
What did we do?
We didn't do nothing.
We crossed streams without asking, AJT.
You know what, Alex?
Gobcoin is up 15%
since we got banned off X.
I guess we just keep it off.
We gotta come back.
Yeah, but the number go up.
Okay.
I have like four more
backups for it.
But then we can get in trouble for evading the ban.
Do you have your Gabi Green card?
I'm going to mute myself.
For five minutes.
I messaged our guy.
I saw a new call come in, I think.
It's been five gabby minutes.
What's that?
There's someone who's been on the phone for ten minutes.
Uh-oh.
Someone fall asleep?
Is that Raymond?
Raymond.
Did you fall asleep on the line again?
He's fishing with his grandson in the dark.
I don't know how much I believe that story.
I believe every word he says now.
Except the serious investor bit. That part. I don't buy it.
He did lie to us.
Anybody else have any Gobby stories to share?
If Gobby likes it, you can win some Gobcoin.
I want to give some Gobcoin away, but nobody wants it.
Nobody wants money.
The most pathetic group of gamblers I've ever seen.
They're literally giving you money to gamble.
Free money to gamble.
Do you want money or not?
Best request to come up.
Easiest gamble in history.
Tell a story.
Maybe you get money.
Maybe you don't.
Just talk. Tell us a story.
Lie. Tell us a convincing
one.
All you gotta do is make God be happy.
I hear
I need to get good at this. The whole
lying and making up stories.
I feel like...
Well, no.
Lawyers don't lie.
Lawyers just... No, they just tell stories.
But what I need to learn how to do
is lie for the sake of talking to women.
Are they fake stories?
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know.
Wait, why are you lying to women, brother?
It's not about lying. It's about making
things up.
Yeah, that's lying.
No, it's not.
What do you think about Eddie telling everyone
he's going to lie to women?
How do you feel about that?
Mommy.
You can just tell them the size in centimeters.
That wasn't the lie.
Oh, is there a script?
Eddie, what do you want to lie about? Tell us.
Yes.
What do I want to lie about?
Well, what do I want to conjure?
What do I want to make up?
Well, I would like to...
So, for example,
one of my compatriots,
he likes to babble.
He calls them bits. And he says that they work
particularly well with women. So I would like to gain this power. It's the gift of yap,
but not about anything in particular. It's just about air.
You're like really close to falling for one of those, like, you know, those like, what do they call them?
Pickup artists? Yeah, pickup artists.
Yeah, I think
step one, Eddie, is to
live an interesting life.
I think that's usually
what people go to.
Dude, he just
crossed out a bucket list today.
Yeah, so tell a woman
that story. Tell him you're sweaty and there's a Yeah, so tell a woman that story.
Tell them you're sweaty,
and there was a beautiful woman.
They love hearing that stuff.
No, it doesn't. That doesn't work. It needs to be a lie.
It needs to be fake.
The real stuff isn't as juicy.
And then tell them that the woman kissed you.
What if you tell them the woman?
Oh, see, here we go. Now we're talking.
Now we're talking.
But wouldn't they be...
Oh, but they would be jealous. You're right.
Okay. I like where your head's at.
You're a prettier woman than they are.
And then you tell them,
I'd rather it was you.
No, but see, now that's
desperate.
It's a die.
By the way,
we have voicemails, but we also have text messages to the number.
There's one that's so explicit, I'm going to have to bleep myself while I talk.
Wait, where did Monk go?
Oh, there you are.
What?
I'm here.
All right.
So they called, but they didn't leave a voicemail.
So we auto-replied, why you no leave a voicemail?
They wrote back, I will blank in all your stuff.
There is no getting ready for this.
Now, you can guess what the word is.
It's three letters.
Fly.
What?
Fly.
I will lie in all your stuff?
Yeah.
Sounds right.
Then we sent them our auto-reply of their unpaid goblin tolls.
And they said,
I guess they're Irish?
Because they said,
I'm rubbing me gobs so hard right now.
Wait, did you say unpaid tolls?
Yes, yes.
You guys should contract with EasyPass.
As our lawyer, can you write up the contract?
Yeah, for sure.
I'll have it to you by Tuesday.
See you next Tuesday. See you next Tuesday.
Can you work pro bono?
Pro bono?
Yeah, we pay you, but no one's paying their tolls.
Nobody's paid yet.
I see the hold.
If you do pro bono, you can do it for some money next time.
Eddie?
Why are you lying to women? I'll pay you in pro bono, you can do it for some money next time. Eddie, why are you lying to women?
I'll pay you in pro bono. Well, the thing is, I haven't started yet.
I'm just considering, you know?
I don't know.
I mean, like, I could.
I could.
I wonder what my next lie should be.
Eddie, I just think you should be yourself.
No, that's a terrible idea.
That's not going to work. No, that's a terrible idea. That's
not going to work. Tell them you're a beautiful penguin. It's a seal. It's a seal. I see.
Did you think that was a penguin? No, I see. Pretty bird. Pretty bird. It's not a penguin.
I see. Pretty bird. Pretty bird.
It's not a penguin.
It's a lie!
I think it's the beanie.
He can't see the face.
He also has Nub in there.
We love Nub.
Love Nub.
Great cat.
Nub is great.
A very sexual cat.
I wasn't expecting that.
He's so dirty. He's a filthy cat. I wasn't expecting that. He's so dirty.
He's a filthy cat.
Jesus Christ. Some of the things he does
is like, what are you doing, buddy?
I believe there's
an image of Nub
having sex with me somewhere on the
internet.
Someone find that and send it
to our account. You should show that to
women, Eddie.
It's weird.
It's the first time you have a smile.
All right, Eddie, let's work on you right now.
What do you have going for you?
What?
Like, personally?
Just like, what are your, like, pitch you me?
Well, I'm shorter than the average male.
No, not working
okay alright
start with the good things
don't start with that start with the good things
alright
we can always get one of those
like tiktok you know
things where they boost you and your feet
don't worry
we could start at the top
we could start at the top. What's the best thing?
What's the best thing?
Yes.
The best thing about you?
If you had to go, like, you know, gun to your head,
I gotta choose one thing that's gonna make people like me.
What would it be?
I fucking love orange soda.
That's great.
Hell yeah, brother.
It's definitely up there. I mean, if you want an actual answer, I would say I'm pretty orange soda. That's great. It's definitely up there.
I mean, if you want an actual answer,
I would say I'm pretty good vibes.
Eddie,
if I was a guy with guns,
right?
Would you have pulled the trick?
Would you have shot me?
Shot the fuck out of you. Okay.
Only because I don't like orange soda.
And that's a dumb answer.
Tell me about you.
Would you have preferred if I said grape?
Like, I don't know.
I would have grabbed the shotgun.
Oh, okay.
Jesus.
By the way, I think Raymond called the number a while ago.
I think I have his call.
Because he says I'm the original OG serious investor in the transcript.
Sorry. All right. Eddie, we're back to you. Sorry.
We're back?
Okay.
Eddie, maybe try not with soda.
Eddie, have you... with soda. Eddie,
have you...
How old are you, Eddie?
I'm 26 years old.
We have your address. We have your age.
What's your social security? Money. Stop. We're going to get to that later.
Flat. Flat.
This is the first pet's name.
This is taking forever.
I don't have time for this.
Alright.
I have actually, at one point,
almost given my mother's name.
I almost tried.
I almost tried.
Nope.
It's not going to happen because I almost gave it out once.
Or your pet.
First pet.
Oh, I had this one.
My first pet. It was a great pet. Oh, I had this one. My first pet.
It was a great pet.
It's on the tip of my tongue.
Man.
I didn't name
my fish after an orange soda.
Alright, Eddie.
Reel it in.
Let's...
It's reeled in.
We're gonna help you.
Have you had a girlfriend ever?
No, actually.
Not longer than two months.
When you stopped lying to her.
He stopped lying after two months.
Actually,
actually, that was not part of the problem. But, that was not part of the problem.
But it wasn't not not part of the problem.
Damn, Eddie.
I was more tactically unavailable.
I was more interested in Minecraft at that time, to be honest with you.
Oh, so you're like eight years old.
Look.
Bruce could help.
Ah, okay, yeah.
Bruce has a wife.
He knows what's up.
That doesn't mean he knows.
He might have just gotten lucky.
Yeah.
It's a skill issue, Eddie.
Wow.
It actually is a skill issue.
That's not even a lie.
Don't blame it.
Don't blame it on anything else.
Bruce has skill.
He has a way with words.
Yeah, and I was locked in the trunk.
You're locked in a trunk?
It sounds like you are.
Is he going to make it?
Do you need help, Bruce?
Bruce?
Have you tried exiting the trunk and then closing the door from the outside?
I like the trunk.
I like that instead of calling the police, Bruce called
the gob serious investors need help
lying to women hotline.
Do you have any serious
investor questions?
Wait, wait. Bruce does sound like he's in a
trunk. Bruce, do you need help?
I'm in a trunk.
A truck?
Wow!
Wait.
Of your own volition?
Are you there?
No, a truck. Not a trunk.
I'm a trunk.
Trunk. He said trunk.
Um, um,
are you going to need a lawyer?
Because I know one that loves orange syrup.
Are you in a truck on the way to
Florida?
I'm in a trunk.
Wait, oh, you're in a truck on the way to Florida? I'm in a trunk. Wait.
Oh, you're in a trunk.
A trunk.
Ah, it's the trunk truck debacle.
You know it.
Wait, wait.
Hold on.
Like an elephant?
It started as...
It's like a chest in the attic.
Wait.
A trunk?
Are you in a vehicle?
No. He said he's in an attic.
Yeah, no, no, no. We're getting to the bottom of this. Don't worry.
We're putting all our brain cells together. One second.
So, you're in a trunk.
Not a truck.
Not a vehicle. Have you opened it yet?
No, the fairways put me in here.
Well, if you're in a truck,
I'm getting to a bar right now to see a friend. Do you want me to grab you something? I. Well, if you're in a truck, I'm getting to a bar right now
to see a friend. Do you want me to grab you something?
I don't know if you're driving.
Sounds like you are.
From Hoboken?
Well, actually, this one's in...
Yeah, it's Hoboken.
Eddie, you could have lied there.
That could have been good practice.
See, this is the issue. You're so close. This is where I have lied there. That could have been good practice. See, this is the issue.
You were so close.
This is where I have my problems.
He's liar, liar.
He's Jim Carrey.
I don't think you're going to drive
2,000 miles to
the trunk.
It is a bar, though.
Eddie, considering you can't lie
and you know, you're 25 years old. Eddie, considering you can't lie,
and, you know,
you're 26 years old,
and you haven't had a girlfriend,
really,
are we more than halfway to the 40-year-old virgin? Are we, where are we at?
Oh, no.
Okay, okay.
Although, hold on.
It's lovely that you bring that up.
I was thinking,
I was thinking,
how much should I charge
sponsors
to shave my chest on, not shave,
wax my chest on camera?
How did that go to that?
In your brain?
Because the 40-year-old virgin.
Have you not seen the movie?
That's the exact movie I want to pull from.
No, we all know the Kelly Custon's movie.
I think it would be great.
Are you a particularly hairy man?
I am Arabic.
Oh, okay.
I'm writing that down.
Okay, so you could be... Eddie, we've got something to work with. You could be mysterious.
Do you speak other languages?
A little bit. All right, you could be, you could be like an international arms dealer.
I could.
Mysterious a little bit?
Is that how I should introduce myself to women?
Just say, hello, I'm an international arms dealer?
I just watched The Night Manager for the first time.
Would that work?
Quite good, actually.
I highly recommend everyone watch it.
It's with Hugh Laurie and Tom Hiddleston.
But Hugh Laurie is an international arms dealer.
And he lies to women.
In reality or in the movie?
No, he's Dr. House in reality.
Come on, please.
Okay.
Understood.
Anyway, Eddie,
you've got a little bit to work with.
You're not hopeless.
I'm not hopeless.
You're not hopeless, I'm not hopeless. You're not not hopeless, I said.
No, I'm not.
Okay.
No, no, no. Don't worry. You're not hopeless.
Here's the thing.
You just gotta, like...
Being yourself isn't good.
Because you got nothing
sort of going.
No, no, no. It's just that women hate being, you know,
yourself.
That's just how it works.
Come on, Eddie. That's not how it works.
I'm doing the math. I've literally sat down. I've pulled out a calculator.
I've done the calculations. It came out as boobs.
That was the number that showed up.
It's a tough world, man. It's a tough world.
But that's it.
It's a cold world.
No, it's actually, I'm sweating.
It's very hot outside.
One day you're R. Kelly and you're playing at all these performances.
The next day you're sharing yourself with SBF.
Ben Diddy.
Well, because I think he peed on someone.
I actually don't think that they got him on.
I think they got him on something else.
Oh. Oh.
Yeah.
So you're allowed to pee on people?
Allegedly. Apparently.
Is that the result?
Is that what we should take away?
You're a lawyer.
You can say some goblins.
Sir, you're in Goblin Town right now.
I will study this.
This is the Goblin Town Supreme Court case of the century.
How is it legal?
It's actually a civil offense to not be on someone if they ask you.
It's true.
By the way,
there's more artists that will come out as R.
Kelly offenders.
I heard one.
Oh, nice.
What's that guy?
That's exciting.
There's one.
There's one that I know.
Not personally.
Know of.
He's also of the ilk.
I feel an eerie presence being in this space.
We're happier you're here.
Were you on one of the original ones?
I believe so, yes.
I think I remember you on one of them.
I think I remember.
I think I remember that too.
So, no girlfriend, but you got a hairy chest.
So, we're working with that.
Something to work with, yep.
You know, the height situation is not so great,
but, you know, we can get those TikTok, what do they call them?
I thought you were going to say we can get those numbers up,
and I was about to tell you that, no, we can't.
That's actually exactly the issue.
No, well, first of all,
we could do...
No, no, no.
Unacceptable. Unacceptable.
I'm a dancer. I want to have function of my
legs.
Okay, but what about the shoes with lifts
for men?
Well, those are cheating. I'm not allowed to lie.
Bro.
You just said you wanted to lie.
I would start there.
That's actually a very good point.
Maybe he was lying about lying.
That's actually an excellent point.
I can give you 3.2 inches if you'd like.
Is this available on Amazon?
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait a minute.
I don't want to take your 3.2 inches.
Those are horizontal inches, buddy.
I wouldn't say yes to that.
I don't want them.
I'm looking at shoes.
I'm looking at the sizes here.
Guys, chill.
Get your minds out of the gutter.
I prefer there.
The gutter.
Raymond's grandson is still listening, guys.
Keep it clean.
Hold on.
One second.
Eddie, as our lawyer, has enough time passed for us to play the next three seconds of the song.
Yeah, why not?
Here we go.
Alright, we'll come back in a few more minutes.
We're going to play the whole song tonight.
Our legal team has advised, yeah, why not?
We can't.
Everything's above board here.
That's
what, yeah.
Hey, Mommy, did you have a story to share or are you just up here?
You know what?
I really can't tell any of my stories on here, but I do have them.
I just came up because you guys are awesome and I love the vibes.
And you said request, so I'm like, okay.
So here I am.
I love that.
Wow. That was beautiful. Thanks, Mommy. That was probably the best story. Yeah, you're welcome. Did you like that story, Dobby? So here I am I love that Wow
That was beautiful
That was probably the best story
I think Gabi liked that story honestly
I do have stories
But I don't know if I have any
Gambling stories
As long as Gabi likes the story
It's Gabi's bedtime
He needs a story
Oh a bedtime story
I don't know if I can say that on here either It's Gobby's bedtime. He needs a story. Oh, a bedtime story.
I don't know if I can say that on here either.
What are these stories?
Okay.
You want story time, Mommy. Can we help?
My kids are here, so...
You have to be a real Mommy.
I've got to be actually a good Mommy.
Can't be a Goblin Mommy.
I'm not a Goblin mommy anymore, unfortunately.
I'm in my heart.
Can you give Eddie some help?
Yeah, I know Eddie from Spaces.
Your mom is so nice.
I think that you need to find a girl.
What was your mom's birth year, by the way, while we're on the subject?
Yeah. What was your mom's birth year, by the way, while we're on the subject? Yeah, so...
What?
Well, actually, real quick.
Before we proceed with this advice, can you make it actionable and immediate?
Because I'm about to walk into a bar and see my friend, and I will find my wife.
So... Absolutely. because I'm about to walk into a bar and see my friend and I will find my wife. So.
Absolutely.
While mommy's sharing her advice, just wipe all the sweat down.
So you're ready to take action.
I'll wipe.
Okay.
All right.
Well, I thought women like this.
Anyway.
Sure.
Okay.
So go ahead.
Go ahead, mommy.
Go ahead.
Oh, I would just show them all your nfts
and um tell them the story about your mom and uh coming into spaces and hooking you up with like
spending money and they'll be all over it trust me are you holding a goblin oh this is great advice
i'm going to do exactly it's gonna's going to work, I'm telling you.
Tell them how much they're worth as well.
Eddie, do you have headphones?
No, not on me.
You could have worn it like a liar.
Hold on to your ear.
Ask them if they like the smell of piss.
I will ask them if they like the smell of piss.
That will be the second thing will ask them if they like the smell of piss. That will be the first that will be the second thing I ask
them. The first thing I'll ask them
will be I'll ask them how their night
is going and then I will ask them
if they like the smell of piss.
Don't ask them how their
night is going. Don't be a simp.
First ask them if they're like R. Kelly.
R. Kelly and piss. Yeah.
That'll do it for sure.
By the way, R. Kelly should be
like a Goblin Town legend, considering how much
piss is part
of Goblin Town.
Do it.
Eddie, I believe in you.
You do?
I think you just need a little bit of, you know,
confidence.
Oh, hold on.
I'm about to be joined by a,
hold on one moment.
Go for it.
What's going on guys?
How you doing?
Hey, that's not a woman.
Is this your date?
Yeah, this is Eddie's boyfriend.
What's going on?
Sword fight.
I guess I'll write this one down too.
No, no, no.
Sorry, we've been playing tummy sticks.
What's going on?
No, we, we like this.
We, we're fans. This is, this is a, this is good. Did been playing tummy sticks. What's going on? No, we like this. We're fans. This is good.
Did you say tummy sticks?
What's your famous thing about Eddie? Like, what really turns you on about him?
He's a fucking handsome guy, Jay.
Hell yeah.
You see the little curls on his head? They look good.
Yeah, by the way, Eddie, you have a good head of hair.
Good enough. We'll call it thinning, but otherwise good enough.
There's places to go for that.
Eventually.
Is that solvable?
Is it solvable? It's been the everlasting question.
You're the nub in your PMP.
We'll send you to
Goblin Town.
Not USA, but Turkey
Stan.
Goblin is there Stan Goblin is yes
we'll set you up with
who's the doctor in Goblin
if you have any more questions for my
oh Dr. Dazzlemore
yeah he's the best
I have a question for your
boyfriend
is he the fappy feel behind
you and are you the nub And are you the nub?
Yeah, are you the nub in the relationship is the question.
Oh, oh.
He's asking if you're big or little, Sven.
You gotta leave that up to your imagination, you know?
I like Switch.
Eddie, I hope you come back soon
I hope all your dreams are
attained
I hope you find true love
wherever it may reach you
and uh
imagine being part of Goblin Town
like two and a half years in
that's crazy that's why we're here I don't have to imagine I'm still here Imagine being part of Goblin Town like two and a half years in it for that shit's off.
That's crazy.
That's why we're here.
I don't have to imagine.
I'm still here.
We can't leave.
Please help us.
I've been trying to get out.
Please.
Let me out.
They're holding us hostage.
I will return.
Unquestionably, I will return.
This has been a phenomenal night.
And I think my prospects... Oh, I think that guy might have just gotten to a car accident.
I think my prospects...
The guy that was just on the phone?
Because he was trying to...
No, no, someone else.
Someone else.
It's a busy town.
I told you this.
That's Hoboken on a Tuesday town. I told you this. That's Hoboken on a
Tuesday night. What do you expect?
Did you push them?
Exactly.
Did you push them?
You don't have to do much. You can just watch it happen.
Anyway, I will
depart. However, I will
be back.
That will be that. This has been phenomenal.
All right.
We'll see you in two years at the next space.
Bye.
He's telling you no ass.
Don't get hit by the car, other guy.
Show them your NFTs.
Bye.
Hey, Brain Pasta, long time no see.
Why did he lie about the car accident?
That was kind of weird.
That guy got hit by a car right away.
It's karma.
That's pretty good.
Goblin Town Karma.
Karma.
Karma. Karma. We have two new people on the stage.
Brain Pasta.
Brain Pasta and OG Goblin.
I know this guy.
He's been around.
He's OG.
I just bought a new Goblin as a fucking hot dog.
Dude.
By the way, it's so funny
that we had like
burgers
as the thing, but like in the
collection, the goblins are eating hot dogs.
I've never wanted
to say it.
Has everyone thought of that?
It's a sideways burger.
Tacos.
Why'd you guys make it?
Why'd you guys make it hot dogs and burgers?
What was the thought process?
Make you think?
He's in the trunk, man.
He's still in the trunk.
I think he's running out of oxygen.
I think this is his final gasp.
He's asleep.
He's telling us bye.
The hot dogs came first, man.
Wow.
Wow.
That's deep.
The hot dogs came first.
This is like the chicken and egg, but it's the hot dogs and the burgers.
Point of clarification.
Was any of the ones you were saying was our legal representative?
Unofficial official.
Yeah, does that mean you hired a lawyer who can't lie?
Everything's above board.
Unofficial official.
Out of necessity.
That's what we were teaching him.
He signs the contracts.
We got him real cheap, alright.
It was basically free.
Free 99.
My favorite.
Hoboken on a Tuesday.
Those Hoboken lawyers, that's uh... They're the only ones we could afford at this point.
I heard they like to dance.
Don't worry.
So Brain Pasta, you got a story to tell us?
If God likes it, he'll give you a little payout. Oh, wait.
Guys, I'm sorry.
R. Kelly called back. Oh, let
me play it. Let me play it. You're going to play it? sorry. R. Kelly called back. Oh, let me play it.
You're going to play it? Okay.
Yeah.
Wait, is this R. Kelly or Diddy?
I think it's Diddy.
No, no, wait. Can you play the first one again so everyone who's recently joined can hear it?
Oh, yeah, I'll play it. Okay, hang on.
Yeah, this is R. Kelly as a long time goblin holder I'd like to say that you can play any of my music except for I believe I Can Fly. Thank you. Yeah.
I see you're going to get us through it.
I see. We don't want to kick you.
Lucas!
Oh, that's not the one.
Not Lucas again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take that. Take that.
Bad boy records. This is P. Diddy. Lucas again. Take that. R. Kelly says hi. Yeah. Take that. Bad boy. 98. Bad boy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Take that. Take that. Take that.
I feel uncomfortable.
That was a lot of take that.
We got that old Brooklyn jail calling us tonight. We got Diddy. We got R. Kelly in there.
Honestly, I don't know who the R. Kelly is, but you're amazing. Just keep calling us.
Give us new voices every time.
Please.
This is gold.
Are you trying to play the actual?
I see.
You got to do the wide spectrum thing.
Wide spectrum. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Wait. One second. Wide spectrum.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait.
One second, one second.
Enough time has passed.
We are going to play the next six seconds of the song.
Hold on.
That was six seconds.
If they can't sue Girl Talk, they can't sue us.
Drip.
Splat.
Wait up, Brain Pasta, did you have a story or no?
Yeah, so, recently, I went to Thailand.
In Thailand, they have food, right?
And I was like 20 minutes away from my little house thing.
My phone was dying.
I tried to eat my food.
Made my stomach really, really bad.
And my phone died. I couldn't get home but
stumbling go streets trying to find a bathroom went into every fast food
restaurant I could see Thailand you really know what's fast food or what closest bar Burger King didn't have a toilet
I didn't
Brain Paz are you okay
um by the way
there was someone in the audience
and I thought it was Todd Fine for a second
is Todd Fine still on Twitter
yeah 100%
dude Todd Fine what a legend
He just flew too close to the sun, you know
Pour one out for Todd Fine
Is he actually still on Twitter?
Yeah, you want me to pin his account?
No, please don't
You can send it to me privately.
Guys, please call the number.
Why are you gatekeeping Todd?
Sorry.
You could pin it.
Just don't pin it as the first one.
We need people to call the number or come up and tell us a story.
You have two options.
Call the number and we'll play your message.
And you could be yourself. You could make options. Call the number and we'll play your message. And, uh, you
could, you could be yourself. You could be, you can make believe you're Eddie. Eddie's
gone. He's not coming back tonight. He's at, you know, you can call and make believe you're
Eddie. Um, you could, uh, you know, do other stuff. Also, uh, share the room, share the,
share the space. Let's get more, more people in here. Let's have some fun.
Yes, please.
Call the number or request to come up and tell us your story.
What happened to the other guy who was up?
Did we lose him?
I think he left.
Damn. Hey, Brave Posse, your mic is ass, but was there more to your story or was that it?
Could you hear me?
Can you hear me now?
Uh-huh.
Okay, so what I was saying
was I was in Thailand.
I ate some bad food.
My phone had died. I was 20 minutes
away from my house. I was trying to
find my way home.
Went into a Burger King.
They didn't speak English.
They didn't have a toilet.
I ended up falling into an alleyway and poofing my pants.
Oh, wow. That's a great story, actually.
Gabby, what do you think?
All right. Send us your wallet.
Gabby liked it. Congratulations.
69,000. 69,000 gob coin.
Send me a DM right now. I will send it to you right now.
Alex, you won't believe your pants Alex
Yes, we just got a call from SPF
It is not you is it
I've been here listening the whole time. I know that's why I'm confused. I
Pause the music we can listen. Hold on one second. That's the F call confused. Pause the music. We can listen. Hold on one second.
SPF call. Jesus.
I think they're all sharing one phone in that Brooklyn jail.
It seems so.
Hi, guys.
This is SPF
calling from the Brooklyn
lockup with Diddy
and Puuffy.
Did you say Diddy and Puffy?
Has anybody seen Caroline?
I didn't know Sam had such a baritone sexy voice like that. Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, they're all showing...
I thought he sounded like a whole-ass nerd.
He sounds sexy.
He sounds very, very sexy.
Wow.
Free SBF, guys.
He didn't do it.
He didn't do nothing. He didn't do nothing.
Didn't do nothing.
He definitely did have those little sex parties, though.
Yeah, maybe he did that.
I see.
Would you rather go to a SBF party or a Diddy party?
Would you rather go to a SPF party or a Diddy party?
Could they both be at the same party?
I see he likes the baby oil.
He wants a mega party.
He likes the baby oil.
I can see that.
I like baby oil. Do you like baby oil? I love that that. I like baby oil.
Do you like baby oil?
I love that stuff.
Delicious.
I call it a doll oil.
Wait, Brain Pasta, did you send me your wallet?
Yeah, it's in there.
Do we have any other goblins who want to share a story?
Make God happy?
Someone just made some money.
This is real.
They're about to get money.
Should we, like, up the amount?
Yeah.
Okay. Should I send you more than 69,000?
69 million.
No. How much you want?
If it's reasonable, I might do it.
$100?
$100? How much would that be?
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
That's 200,000
gob. Wow!
Dude.
See?
Making dreams come true tonight. Bam. Dude. See?
Making dreams come true tonight.
Bam.
Let me know if you got it.
See? See?
You just went from $69 to $100.
You're just even gambling on this live.
You're a legend.
An absolute legend.
All right.
Who wants to come up?
Anybody else want to tell Gabby a bedtime story or a joke?
Come on.
Somebody else?
Nobody likes money here.
Nobody likes money.
Go ahead.
I'm going to love money. Mommy, you want some money? I always want
money. All right, tell us a story. You said you have stories for us. Mama, I'll come back
with that. I'm distracted. I'm playing baseball with my daughter. Just like you're fishing
with your grandson. What's with everyone doing other things while they're in this space?
I have to all the time.
I'm touching myself in this space. Does that count?
That's great.
I'm touching myself too.
Oh, we have people who like money who want to come up.
Everyone complains until they get asked to be put on the spot to get
money. And then they bitch and they moan. And they bitch. Okay. Oh, we also got a new
phone call. Oh, let's listen to the phone call first. How about that? Okay, let me pause
the music. Yep.
I'm so upset. I don't like this coin. I hated it from the start.
Galbantown is such a jumper. It sucks. Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck.
Why are we even here? We shouldn't be here. We should be working.
We're doing full-time jobs. This is not serious. We can't be serious. We're delirious.
This is so stupid. We need't be serious. We're delirious. This is so stupid.
We need to be so on the right track.
This is not it.
Goblin coin is down, down, down.
It's only down, down.
Why are we doing this?
We know the truth.
We know the truth.
The truth is no.
The truth is no.
The truth is no.
Damn, this is one of the ones who love us.
Did you hear that?
She was spitting bars.
This is not serious.
We're delirious.
Wow.
Was that little Kim?
All right.
Didn't leave a name.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, for real.
Are you shooketh?
No, like, I swear.
No, no, no!
I honestly thought that was a woman.
I see.
That wasn't a woman?
It was me. I'm really good with my voice.
She went from full-time job to full-time job.
It was that tree guy as a lady boy.
See?
I want more from R. Kelly.
The R. Kelly crew.
Hey, seat and for Geet.
Is that how you say that?
Did you have a story to tell Gobby?
I mean, you're a speaker now.
Hello?
Hello?
Seet and forget.
Forget.
Or we also have Altus.
Alright, I'm going to kick this guy out.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Gang, gang, tell us a story yeah so the night gob took and dropped i was a woken
by a guy banging my wife and uh woke up to quake top that wait how true is this story
Wait, how true is this story?
Not true, but...
Oh, you could teach Eddie about lying.
I believed it for a second.
Altus.
Are you a cuck or were you cucked?
I've been cucked a few times.
Like you chose to be a cucked or it just happened to you that way?
It just comes with the territory, you know, in Gob Town. That's what we do.
I don't know about that.
Is the couch swayed?
Monk's never been cucked, I'll tell you that much.
Don't lie, Monk.
We know.
We know.
You know nothing.
We know, Monk.
There's videos online.
Those tapes aren't real.
Yeah, sure, they're AI or something.
It's a lie fabricated by Obama.
Yeah.
By the way, it's going to be crazy when we really can't tell the difference
between like AI video and not AI video.
We're like two years away from that.
Like really.
Are you AI?
Like right now?
Like it's going to be crazy when like you just,
whatever you want to think happened, happened because
someone will make an AI video of it.
Gabby, did you like that cuck story about Altus?
Whoa.
Wow, Gabby liked it.
Send me a DM.
Maybe you'll end up with some Gobcoin.
Well, you will end up with Gopcoin depending on how much
Gabi liked it.
You're lucky that's one of Gabi's kinks.
Yeah, send me a DM.
I'll reward you.
Who is R. Kelly?
I'm so curious now.
Who else is in that jail cell?
Who do you think?
It's like...
Is Rick Ross in there?
Rick Ross is not in jail.
Oh, Bill Cosby's there.
Yeah, for sure.
Suge Knight, probably.
Is he still in jail?
Yeah.
Luigi Mangione.
Luigi Mangione.
What a heartthrob, that guy.
I want him to call.
I don't know if he knows blockchain.
Of course he does.
Of course he knows blockchain.
We have another person on the panel, but before Spartano goes, we have the next six seconds of our song.
You can sing the rest of it. Rubbing my head to my fro, I'll say not twenty-four, Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da That was like plagiarism. I think we're okay.
It was a cover.
A tasteful cover.
It was beautiful.
All right.
Spartano, you have a story you forgot me?
I actually do, and it's a true one, too.
It's not a story from band camp.
Are you a podcaster?
I am not.
You sound great.
Wait, wait.
Before we start,
are you fishing with your grandson?
Or are you doing
arts and crafts
with your dog?
I'm fully engaged
at my electrical device
computer.
Are you a mommy?
Okay.
But I ain't got no kid
in the room right now
because it's goblin time.
Are you Arabic and short?
No, no, I'm not Arabic and short. I'm like average size
Are you the OG series investor?
I am a original investor in like a few different NFTs to say BAYC
I did not mint a goblin but i think i buy one
listen this is all boring no yes let me tell you a story oh yeah let me tell you a real story okay
so partner before we go before you go um all the guy who was up before that I lost him, I guess he's not here anymore. You just got 69,000 gub.
Wow.
Too bad the story that I was gonna tell you about
when I had Taco Bell and I wiped my ass when I was shitting
and I had to sneeze at the same time, right?
And out of muscle reflex, I used the same tissue
to sneeze in,
that I was shitting in, and I had a Mexican pizza from Taco Bell.
I am not even joking.
It was like eight years ago, so I was shitting.
I imagine it.
I was shitting.
And then all of a sudden, I had to sneeze,
and the muscle reflex of your arm to use the tissue,
and I used it, and I smeared the shit across my nose,
and it went in my nostrils.
I am not even joking you.
Wow.
Did you blow your nose or did you shake it out?
I just wanted to share it with you all before I do buy a goblin because I really love you.
You made me laugh today.
I appreciate you.
Wait, wait, wait, hang on.
Did you blow your nose and then the shit came out or did you like pick your nose like a
booger?
So it was like diarrhea out of my nose, but it wasn't, I didn't have diarrhea to begin
with.
So it was like the boogers
were mixed with it and everything. Wow! Yeah, it was pretty intense because I smelled shit for like
three days. Uh-huh. I think it went in my brain, like I snorted it, and ever since then I've been
a shithead. That's shit for brains. I think your mistake is wiping your ass. If you didn't wipe your
ass, you wouldn't have had had that problem i was in the middle
of wiping then i had to sneeze hey listen i usually wipe my ass before i shit because it's
a lot cleaner isn't that like a rare event though like when do you when do you sneeze and shit at
the same time right or wipe once the blue moon i just wanted to share that i think i might be the only person in history that happened send me a dm because you you won tonight i was gonna say that's that's probably the best
story i could think of i appreciate it i just don't i don't buy it i don't know if blowing your nose
is an involuntary human reflex i i have like allergies a lot and i blow my nose like frequently
I have allergies a lot and I blow my nose like frequently.
Oh, okay.
And I'm just used to like using my right hand and like the tissue.
So yeah, that sucked.
You gotta train your left hand for that.
That way you're not mixing signals.
I appreciate the advice.
I think not wiping was the best advice, but I appreciate you guys.
At least you didn't sneeze them shit because then you'd have boogers all over your ass.
No one wants that.
Yeah, send me a DM. I'll send you some GobCoin.
I appreciate that.
I already own some, so I appreciate that.
You're going to get a lot more now.
I think Gobby really liked that one.
That's good advice for everyone here. Don't wipe.
That's what the horrible story is.
Never wipe, you'll end up with shit in your nose.
Honestly, or at least wipe before you shit,
because it's a lot quicker and cleaner.
Guys, you know when you're in the bathroom,
and you're wiping?
Uh-huh.
And you just won't, you keep wiping,
but you just never end.
It's like wiping a marker.
You know what they call that?
Infinite poo. There's a name for it. You know what they call that?
Infinipoo.
There's a name for it.
Infinipoo?
Infinipoo.
Wow.
Infinipoo.
Yeah.
You learn something new every day, right?
Mommy, do you have a story to tell us?
You know what?
I'll be honest.
I totally cheated.
And I asked Rock to give me a funny story that my kids would find funny, too.
Oh, so we're getting a story from Elon Musk's brain.
Let's go.
Okay.
Hang on.
Mom's going to tell the story about stinky farts.
Okay?
Just hang on.
Okay.
Okay. So, in Goblin Town, Stinky McFart pondered a magical burrito.
burrito so spicy it set his
So spicy.
It set his peeve on fire.
cave on fire so far she loves it
So far, she loves it.
the goblins danced around the
blaze catching hot loot
hot loot until the
flames farted out a rainbow
true story
they sold
true story they sold
the recipe to Taco Bell
for a lifetime supply of
shiny bottle caps hopefully you
can tear over my daughter, Howling.
Sorry.
That's the best I could be right now.
I don't know. Gabi's really
a stickler. What do you say, Gabi?
Uh-oh.
I'm scared. Did you like the rainbow farts?
Hold me, Gabi.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, Gabi.
You made Gabi cry.
How is Gabi going to sleep if he's crying?
I'm here for the love of goblins anyway, so if I don't win, that's okay.
That's alright.
Honestly, if you listen to the ones that Gabi's like, they've been disgusting.
So, you know, there's something about that.
Maybe put the kids to bed first.
Mommy.
I know. I was thinking that.
My brain's mushed by this time of the day.
I've already done so much all day.
We like mush.
Mush is on the right direction.
Mush. I love the mush, yeah.
Do mommies poop?
Oh, yeah.
Well, that thing you were talking about earlier is to leak you guys.
Oh, what about dirty diapers?
You've dealt with that.
I do so many of those.
Oh, my goodness.
They get crazy, especially when they do it in the pool.
And then you go to, yeah, it's just pretty, pretty wild.
Oh, Coby's going to like that story.
That's the story, for sure.
Yeah, all kinds of dirty diapers.
What's the worst place that one of your little goblets went to the bathroom?
I'm sorry?
What's the worst story of one of your little goblets going to the bathroom?
Oh, um, yeah, I don't know.
That is a tough one.
I'm trying to give you a layup right here.
I'm trying to give you a layup right here. I'm trying to help you.
I have to help my...
I can't say this right here.
You know what?
It's a mommy's job.
Somebody's got to do it.
I can't talk about that.
My neighbors are listening.
They're like right there.
They probably think I'm nuts.
I'm like talking to goblins on my phone.
Like, dude.
Why is everyone joining this space in public? into goblins on my phone. Like, dude. I'm just going to mute.
Why is everyone joining this space in public?
Is this your first time here?
All right.
We need more
sacrificial lambs.
Come on.
People are making money.
Alex, Alex,
we got a new call from a pimp named Slickback.
Okay, I'm muting myself.
You want to mute it? Okay.
Let's listen to the hotline.
Good evening, Goblin Town. This is a pimp named Slickback.
I'm also temporarily incarcerated in this Brooklyn lockup with PBD, SBF, and R. Kelly.
Allow me to wish you good fortune and great success in your new goblin coin venture.
Also, should you see any of my hoes, make sure they are getting my money.
They take crypto as well.
Good evening, goblin town.
Wow, he was such a proper pin.
Wow.
That was nice.
He sounded so elegant.
Did he just use his stage to ask his ladies for money?
No, he's trying to pay the ladies.
I like Slickback.
What a guy.
At Hull Brooklyn Jail.
Mommy, send me...
Mommy, send me your wallet.
We'll send you some Gob coin.
I love Gob.
That's diaper money.
I see all the time in your wallet.
You've been putting in the Lord's work.
I haven't thought the story.
And the Lord is Gob. Our Lord and Savior. Oh, okay. I haven't thought the story. And the Lord is Gob,
our Lord and Savior.
Oh, okay.
I was going to say,
who the fuck is Lord?
Lord, she's a New Zealand singer.
Hmm.
What a number.
Oh, we have a request.
Pretty Ricky.
Pretty Ricky.
Tell us a disgusting story. Pretty Ricky. Pretty Ricky.
Tell us a disgusting story.
Oh my god.
Are the goblins back?
No, but I'm behind you.
I think this is an ASMR space.
I miss you guys so much. Ah.
Ricky, when you speak, I can feel it behind my neck.
You guys are so precious.
No, seriously, though, I remember when you guys used to just hold spaces and just make weird sounds, and I used to love it, and then I'd come up and imitate the sounds because people would tell me I should come in here
because I talk like you guys half the time.
And I miss you guys.
You sound like a goblin for sure.
When Goblin Town first started,
I used to do goblin sounds in my closet
when I was renting an apartment from this couple
that lived with me,
and they thought I was tormented by some ghosts.
Oh, my God. I kept going on and on about goblin noises, and I got kicked out. couple that lived with me and they thought I was tormented by some ghosts.
Oh my god.
And I kept going on and on about goblin noises and I got kicked out. You're like Tucker Carlson
who got attacked by a demon.
They thought I was tormented.
Seriously though,
you guys used to get me so hyped
and then you guys disappeared for a bit and I
got really sad. Disappeared?
Yeah, I haven't seen you guys
in a while and I was in another space just now, mid-sentence,
and I went, oh, shit, the goblins are back.
And I dipped and came here.
Oh, well, welcome back.
But we've been here the whole time.
We should have been trapped.
We've been trying to get out.
What is that sound?
Is that just me?
No, there was a random beat.
It's every time the gob goes down to zero.
Yeah, it's this weird thing.
I think it's called slack.
So what's new in my favorite town?
Well, we're trying to tell Gobby some bedtime stories.
You have a bedtime story for Gobby?
If he likes it, they can give you some gob coin.
Oh, there's a gob coin now?
Look, you've really been away, huh?
Oh, I have been away.
Yeah, it's a whole thing, but we'll give you
some of it if you tell us a good story.
I got kidnapped by the
humans.
Wow.
The stupid humans.
I thought you said like a terrorist organization name.
They tried to make me a member of their society.
That's disgusting.
I know right?
How did you escape?
Do you guys want a
scary story or a good
story?
Gabi do you like scary stories?
Yeah.
Yeah, he does.
All right.
Are you ready?
My life.
The end.
Wow.
I've lost the will to live.
My life. My mind.
The world.
Any place but Goblin Town.
Scary story.
You're right there.
Wow, Gabby liked her story.
You won negative 69 points
i think it's time to play the um and pretty ricky send me a dm with your wallet we'll send
you some some gob corn i think it's time to play by the way what which wallet solana Solana. Solana. You guys are on Solana now.
That's where the coins are.
Do I own a zombie?
Do I own a goblin?
Bro.
I'm going to kick you.
You better say the right answer.
She's a human goblin.
I think we should talk more a little bit about the um although wait hold on oh we also
have dirty dan we gotta hear a story from dirt dan but also before dirty dan goes um i'd like
to get more into this pro gambling hotline that we were talking about before. Uh-huh. I'd like to learn more about it. Yeah, if any of you goblins have any problems with gambling,
we understand here in Goblin Town,
so please do call that number.
Call the number, AJT.
Whoa.
Whoa.
What just happened?
I'm scared.
I can only imagine yourself.
Who was that?
Maybe it wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Was that dirty dance?
It wasn't me. I think myirty Dan? It wasn't me.
I think my child is screaming in the other room.
Yep.
Child's screaming in the other room.
What do we do?
Hey, Dirty Dan, did you have a story for Goblin Town?
We let Mommy wake up.
Yeah, can you guys hear me?
It wasn't me!
Hello, do you have a story to tell us?
I do. I got a story for Goblin Town.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
So, when I was in middle school,
me and my buddies were out at night,
and we were trying to play some pranks on some people.
So, one of us went over to a payphone at the Circle K
and called our cell phone so we could get the number.
So we got the number and then we did the star six seven to block the number to call the payphone.
But before we called the payphone, my buddy Marley, he's shit in a brown paper bag,
went over to it
and spread it all over the receiver.
So we kept calling it over and over again
and some guy walks up and he's like,
Tucson Police Department.
Oh, God.
And yeah, we ran away. And then kept calling it. And eventually the store owner answered it. Oh God!
And yeah, we ran away and then kept calling it and eventually the store owner answered it and she was screaming at us that she was going to call the police on us.
And they called you Dirty Dan ever since. And that's how I got the nickname Dirty Dan.
Gabby, did you like that story?
Oh, it made Gabby sad.
Sad?
It made him sad.
That looks like a stinky story.
I want a stinky story.
Sorry, guys.
I tried.
It's okay.
You can try again.
I got a hot dog story.
Is it dirty?
I'll give you a stinky story. All right, you ready?
Uh-huh. So in high school, my buddy was throwing a party and he ended up getting sick and throwing
up. So I had to drive his girl home. And back then I had an old cop car. And I don't know if
you've ever been in the back of one of those, but those windows don't roll all the way down.
And so this girl I'm driving home, she's getting sick.
She's like, I think I'm going to throw up.
We pull over, and I'm like, we'll roll the window down.
And I'm like, looking for a spot to pull over.
And I just hear her teeth clack against the window, and she just starts vomiting all over the back of my car.
And those cop cars, they're like rhino-lined, right?
So after I dropped her off my buddy eric's with me
and you know he's pulling the hose out we're getting ready to hose out my car
and he's just laughing hysterically he just keeps saying where's the bun and i'm like what do you
mean and i look in the back of the car there's a whole hot dog there.
He swallowed a whole shaboing boing?
Yep, and threw it at.
No chewing?
I don't know where the pun is, but
my buddy needs to call that girl back.
I don't know.
It's a fizzy gobbler.
Oh, hey.
You're a winner.
Hey, God be like you.
Yay.
Send me a DM.
Pretty Ricky.
Also, send me a DM.
I didn't get one from you. Sorry, I was looking on OpenSea.
Oh, BrainPasta, I got your DM.
Oh wow, you're really buying a goblin. That's great.
I ignored it, BrainPasta, but I will...
Did I send you? No, I didn't send you anything, did I?
I'm pretty sure you did.
Just regular Solana, right?
Yeah, Solana.
Solana!
BrainPasta, wait, did you tell a good story?
We definitely sent him money already.
I already got the money.
Oh, okay, I just, I did it and I didn't.
You can send me more.
Okay, you're an honest.
Wait, didn't I send you a lot?
Yeah, you sent him a lot.
He asked for
100 and you gave it to him
Jesus Christ, brain pasta
I think you got brain pasta
Yeah, my brain's not working
Mommy, you didn't send me your wallet
Guys, you come up
You get money
We gave Dirty Dan like five tries
I didn't even come up for the money
I came up because I missed you guys
Yeah, I know, but money's the byproduct.
Wow, thanks, Mommy.
I sent you mine, AGT.
I appreciate you for having me.
Thanks again.
Thanks for coming.
Thanks for listening to my shitty story.
Wait.
Did you DM me?
Yeah, just recently.
I didn't see one from you, man.
Maybe you got put in like the other file.
Probably with all the Chinese spammers.
Yeah, you're not even there.
Dude, you're not even there.
Filter low quality messages.
You're even lower.
I gotta remove that to see your stuff.
Damn, you guys have a rock and floor price though.
You guys stayed consistent.
I will say that.
Consistent too low. We are up infinite. Oh my goodness. a rock and floor price though you guys stayed consistent i will say that i was just looking
low i'm trying to figure out which one i want to buy oh my goodness these are like really cool nfts
and you guys are hilarious so i kind of forgot which one i want to buy but i don't want to buy
one with a long nose that looks jewish i don't want like a smaller nose hey hey hey whoa whoa
Whoa, whoa, I was about to send you some money.
whoa i was about to send you some money
Reparations.
I'm just satire, it's satire.
It's got dark very quick.
It's satire, I'm just kidding.
The founder of Gobletown's Jewish, bud.
Me too.
I'm saying it like a good thing, because I'm not, and I want to make the Goblet look like me.
So I was thinking one of the really small-headed ones would be perfect for me.
Nice catch.
If I send you this cop when are
you sending it to hamas what's going on it's it's just going to get built up because i already have
someone i love it okay oh we'll see we'll find out scaring us but we'll find out all right all right
you're gonna have to go with elmo on your i'm gonna have to track our history
apology tour.
I'm going to send you on an apology tour.
Hey, Juice.
Do you have a story for Gobby?
Yeah, is this the Goblin Town
help desk?
Yes, it is.
It could be, yeah.
I was looking for the price of Gob to go up.
Oh, yeah, you should call the hotline for that.
I'm sorry, what are you willing to do to make the Gob price go up?
Maybe is SBF here right now?
We should ask him.
You can call him.
I'm assuming he's out there somewhere in the crowd.
Ricky, I sent you 69,000
gob coins.
I feel so rich.
Okay.
Now I'm going to send Spartano
against my better judgment
because your story
was crazy, bro.
That was the best story of the night.
You were the best story of the night.
And what's
some anti-Semitic number?
Let's go with one.
You know, it's eight
years ago and I still think about it to this day.
That's how much it impacted my life.
Yeah, I think on your deathbed, that'll be the last thing you think about.
The seconds that you like have when you die, you think about your life. I'm going to relive that probably.
Was that the last time you wait? You didn't even poop your pants there.
No, I he pooped his nose.
You pooped your nose. By the way, when was the last...
Monk, when was the last time you pooped your pants?
Um...
It's been a while.
No, no, no. If you need somebody to change
your diaper, I'm your girl.
I'm a preschool teacher. I'm certified by the
state. I got you.
Dang, Monk. You got a girlfriend now, Monk.
And now, Monk, I got a free story
for you. Do you want a free story?
Uh-huh. Does it involve me in diapers?
No, it does not.
Oh. It's a very lovely
story, though. Okay.
I guess I can go for one of those.
Alright. Here's a lovely
story of a lovely
lady who's bringing up three lovely
girls. All of them had hair of gold like their mother, the youngest one in curls.
It's a story of a man named Brady who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men living all together, yet they were all alone.
Till the one day when the lady met this fellow, and they knew that it was so much more than a hunch
that this group must somehow form a family.
That's the way they became
the Brady Bunch. Plus Alice.
They're made. The end.
The end didn't really rhyme for me.
But, uh...
I know, I know. I got started rhyming. I'm sorry.
I liked it.
You're welcome, honey.
Kabi won't vote on this because you've already been rewarded.
That's fine.
I wasn't looking for a reward.
I just wanted to tell my new child a story.
I've been adopted.
There's a girl in here?
I'm pretty sure Monk thinks you're lovers now.
I'm pretty sure I think that too.
Oh my god, Monk.
We're moving way too fast.
I don't even know how old you are.
I'm probably older than you. I'm't even know how old you are. Ah! Probably older than you.
I'm a couple hundred in goblin years.
Probably.
Dirty Dan, you've received some gob coin.
Look, everyone, guys, you request, you come up, you get free money, you tell a disgusting story, you're rewarded.
It's like clockwork.
Monks, when was the last time you made it in pants come on we're going back to this uh i was like last uh memorial day
is this real you or monk you i am the real me okay I had a close call like two years ago.
Really close call.
Super, super close call for
a well-adjusted adult.
I like that no one prompted
Alex to tell this. He just, he's volunteering
this right now. This is all just,
he wants to tell us this.
Here's for the both of you. If you ever need depends,
I also work at Target part-time.
I will order them for you for pickup and I'll give you my discount both of you. If you ever need pens, I also work at Target part-time. I will order them for you for pickup, and I'll give you my discount.
Ricky, you should DM me later.
Oh, that sounds way too dirty.
Ricky, what don't you do?
I work 120 hours a week.
I teach, I work at Target 40 hours a week.
And I DoorDash on the side.
Where in the world do you...
How does the math work out on that?
I mean, I'm pretty much doxxed.
It's in my bio.
I'm in Jersey.
Whoa.
Oh, we got somebody for you.
Are you married?
No, I am not.
Are you single?
How tall are you?
What happened?
How tall are you?
And are you single? I'm 5'2 and i am
do you like shorts with the arabic men whose mothers were born in 1957 who are also gay and
handsome hold on hold on i think we just get him back i i can take this that ain't come back
all right do you have a flat head um i think I have a normal head. Do you like orange soda?
Not really.
Oh, I don't know if this is going to work out.
Eddie, go back.
Never mind.
Cal loves orange soda.
Yes, he do.
Generally, where New Jersey are you?
North Jersey.
I don't know what that means.
Like by New York.
Like New York City. We got a guy. are you north jersey i don't know what that means like by new york like new york city
yeah i we we got a guy you just gotta start liking orange soda
um by the way raymond sent me his wallet and his grandson wallet let's see if this was a new wallet because if it's not a new wallet then he's a lying to us we're gonna we're gonna do some
research you know something monk i i thought we were i thought we were stronger than this i didn't If it's not a new wallet, then he's lying to us. We're going to do some research right now.
You know something, Monk?
I thought we were stronger than this.
I didn't expect you to be pushing me onto somebody new so fast.
Oh, no.
We still got auction going on.
It's just, you know.
Bro.
We don't have to own each other.
Excuse me.
For everybody.
If Raymond is listening, come back up because your story is not adding up anymore.
Uh-oh, Raymond's a scammer.
I knew it.
You just sent me a wallet for your grandson that was not made right now.
It is over two months old.
This is, this is, uh, I'm disappointed, Raymond.
Uh-oh.
Shame on you, Raymond.
Raymond.
Raymond.
Get up here, Raymond. Raymond. Raymond. Get up here, Raymond.
Raymond, you are not being a good friend right now.
Friend-zoned.
Sir Pretty Ricky, you want to go on a date with someone?
Oh my...
We got a guy.
You don't even know how old I am.
What if I'm 16?
Okay.
That's allowed in, I think, America even.
Oh, crap.
I used the age of consent, didn't I?
I'm pretty sure.
I don't know if that's the age of consent in Hoboken.
I don't know.
Yeah.
We might have to go to have the date in Alabama.
I mean, Hoboken's only like 30 minutes away.
That's exactly why we're trying to set you up with this guy.
Why are you trying to set me up? He's incredible. He's short. He's only like 30 minutes away from me. That's exactly why we're trying to set you up with this guy. Why are you trying to set me up?
He's incredible.
He's short, he's sweaty, he's possibly gay.
You really know how to sell him.
He dances.
So he's sweaty, he's short, and he's gay.
Possibly.
And he dances, and he likes orange soda.
And he wants to lie to women.
Yes.
Do you want to be lied to?
He's also a make-believe lawyer.
I mean, that's pretty good.
How short is short?
I think he's at 5'6".
I think we're in the 5'6 range.
That's really tall for a goblin,
but I know for the humans that's not so
much your mouth will reach your waist she's she's hot she's tall enough
i think we scared ricky i'm also a piece of ricky ricky ricky died r Ricky died Ricky's back I am sorry I lost connection oh I thought we thought we scared you away
you forget I I'm a preschool teacher um I saw a kid projectile vomit across the room today
not much scares me.
Wow, a 16-year-old.
What was the target?
He must be really educated.
The target? There was no target.
Spartano?
What's going on here?
Why is Gob laughing uncontrollably?
No, it was a compliment.
16 years old and already working?
I was really 16. She's not 16.
Yeah, the age of consent is fine,
but working 120 hours at 16 is
definitely legal.
Yeah, I think that really, really
goes past working a lot. So tell us more about
you, Ricky. Were you born in New
Jersey? Yes, I was.
So you are a Jersey girl?
Through and through. Wow. Is there a bug, by the. So you are a Jersey girl. Through and through.
Wow.
Is there a bug, by the way, is there a bug with, um...
Or is someone just clicking
the button, like, a hundred times?
I think he's clicking it a hundred times.
Do you see this? I guess she's 27.
Do you see Brain Pasta,
like, with a hundred presses? You're close, Juice.
You're close. Is it a bug?
No? Okay. Yeah, I think it's a bug.? You're close, Juice. You're close. Is it a bug? No? Okay.
Yeah, I think it's a bug.
If you're 26, then this is actually fate,
and we have to try to set you up with this guy.
No, I'm not 26.
Are you older or younger than that?
I'm older.
Okay.
I like it.
Maybe Eddie likes older women. I don't know.
And or men.
That's still to be verified.
You know something?
Wait, wait, wait.
Ricky, Ricky, I'm sorry, but we got a phone call from someone famous, Monk.
Oh, wow.
We got a call from Bill Cosby.
Let's listen.
This is Bill Cosby.
While I am not currently locked up in the Brooklyn Lockup Facility,
I am absolutely taking a fat shit right now. Please send my cop coin to the address, provided death.
This is Bill Cosby.
Wow.
Don't sneeze.
I thought he died.
I'm pretty sure you're right.
I'm pretty sure the guy's dead.
When you said Bill Cosby, I went, wait.
I don't even think he's in jail.
I think he's fucking dead.
He's six feet under somewhere.
We've been getting calls from that Brooklyn prison all night,
but I don't know what this Bill Cosby thing is.
Are you telling me I'm going to have to go to Brooklyn tomorrow to investigate?
Uh-huh.
It is only 40 minutes away, and I do have a car.
Yeah, we got a call from SPF.
We got a call from Diddy.
R. Kelly.
Oh, wait.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Our lawyer has said that we can do this.
So, pause.
Six more seconds.
Sorry. Sorry, too big.
Not gonna lie, I don't care what that guy did, that song is still a banger.
They can't cancel R. Kelly.
Just like how they can't cancel Chris Brown, his songs are still fucking awesome.
I'm sorry,
all right? People can hate on me all they want. I don't care
what the... I will still listen to good music.
I can disassociate the person
from the music.
John Lennon, I think, pretty much
beat his wife and child.
And you know what?
Chris only hit Rihanna. it's not that big of a deal
whoa i have issues i'm sorry pretty ricky jesus i have issues i'm sorry you think if epstein
released a couple pop hits things would be a little smoother for him oh i'd fucking listen
to shit like that fuck that i'd give it a chance. Monk, have you seen the list?
The list isn't real and I'm not on it. And also Obama did it.
I prefer Schneider's list. I'm sorry.
Is that like Schneider's cut list?
It's a Jew joke.
I didn't get it.
I know. it's okay.
Sorry.
We got that slow pendulum going.
I like that one.
Slow pendulum.
Brain pasta is exploding.
So, Monk, tell me about you.
I'm an actor.
You shit your pants a few times a year.
I'm trying to tell you the good stuff.
I'm an actor.
Uh-huh. And you're an actor?
Yeah.
And you're an actor.
I'm a pretty good one.
You're a pretty good actor.
Yeah.
I've won a couple of daytime Emmys.
Oh, really?
Uh-huh.
You know why?
Why?
Because you stole them.
Oh, I'm a good actor.
Get your final requests in because this ain't going to go on forever. And we got some gob to give away
to good stories or
to leaving voicemails,
making calls, leaving voicemails.
if you want
the chance of getting some gob,
please request
and make sure you tell us
the disgusting story. Yeah, Juice.E,
you're up here. You have a bedtime story the disgusting story. Yeah, Juice.E, you're up here.
You have a bedtime story for Gabi?
Uh, yeah, I got this girl off Hinge with blue hair,
and we went to Cheesecake Factory.
Uh-huh.
Fuck you, you made me hungry, asshole.
Is that it?
That's the rest of your story?
You just made me hungry?
Dick.
I was just leaving it up for imagination.
But she had blue hair, so...
So you know where that went.
Yeah, me.
I guess she cut herself after the fucking date.
What did she get at Cheesecake Factory?
This story sucks.
Juice, this is not...
This wasn't it.
Yeah, you're gonna have to send us 69,000.
Gobby hates you.
Be gone, demon.
Do you guys seriously want me to meet up with this short, fat dude?
He's not fat.
No, I want you to meet up with a fat short.
He's sweaty because he's running. He's trying to lose some weight.
He did a bucket list thing tonight.
Oh, my.
Have you done a bucket thing tonight?
Not tonight.
I don't need to be judging bucket getters.
I'm not judging.
I'm not judging.
He's a pretend lawyer.
They make a lot of maybe money.
Do you want me to prove he's gay or something?
Possibly
You know what, Monk?
You and I will get in the DMs
We will talk, we'll work out a game
I like the sound of that
I can show you my daytime Emmys
That better be the first EM I get from you.
You can help me polish them.
I will help you polish them.
I love to clean.
Wow.
Hey, Nate.
Hey, do you have a story for Gabi before he goes to bed?
Nate, hello?
Nate the Great
Nate
Koganate
Koganate, you're up here
I would like another call from R. Kelly
and his
his posse before we end the night
You know something?
I wish you could get a call from P. Diddy.
That would be awesome.
We got one.
Do you want to hear it?
Yeah.
Let me wait.
Hello?
I don't know if they're on
connect, but I got here.
Hold on.
We have a call from P., we have a positive, Nate.
One second, Nate.
Please, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, take that, take that, take that.
Bad Boy Records.
This is P. Diddy, Puff Daddy.
Yeah, yeah, take that, take that.
Bad Boy Records.
As a long-time gambling holder, yeah, yeah.
Take that. You can feel free to play
any of my music while I'm in jail. Yeah.
Take that. R. Kelly says hi.
Yeah. Take that.
Bad boy. 98.
Bad boy.
Good to hear it, folks. P. Diddy's a long time
goblin holder. Bullish.
Very bullish.
I love you guys.
He didn't really talk about baby oil, so I don't know
if it was him.
Right? Nothing about riding a bitch like a
slip and slide with baby oil? Is it really
him? Are you sure?
Anyone ever see that video?
No, I want
to see it.
There's video of that?
Oh, there's some videos.
Monk's like, damn, that's going in his spank bank tonight.
Whoa.
End of life.
Pretty Ricky, we thought you were a teacher of children.
What are we talking about here?
What are you teaching the children?
I'm not teaching right now.
I teach them their alphabet.
I teach them how to write.
D is for Diddy.
R is for Kelly.
Can we teach
the students about
R is for Kelly?
Yeah.
R is for Kelly.
You can't have R without Kelly
after it.
He's on the
Mount Rushmore of Goblin Town.
Oh my god. Hey, Nate, you fixed your mic.
Did you have a story for Gobby?
Hello?
Nate, the great...
Oh, he's connecting.
This better be good.
Or I'm quitting.
Nate's crying.
Nate's sad.
Doesn't seem like a good start to a story if you're already crying. Nate's sad.
Doesn't seem like a good start to a story if you're already crying.
Don't cry, Nate.
Everything's going to be okay.
All right.
Any more goblets?
Ricky, I'm terrified of you.
Don't be terrified of me.
You're my kind of gal.
Let's talk after this.
Oh wait,
Nate's coming back.
He's trying to get in.
Let him in.
Story's probably going to suck, but tell it anyway.
Hello, hello.
Wow, hi mate.
Can you guys hear me now?
Oh shit.
You sound like you're in my head.
It's 5am and I think it's...
Goblin hours.
Oh yeah.
Do you mind poking me?
I only came up because I heard you like gambling addicts.
Oh yeah, we love them.
Oh yeah.
Also, I got a sharp but disgusting story.
This morning I woke up,
blew my nose,
and like a fetus came out
in the embryonic sack.
Just kind of fucked.
I think I was pregnant.
I think it was your brain.
Somebody's been doing the blow.
What's blow?
The drugs.
The snow.
No, I don't do drugs.
I'm not on drugs. Drugs are on me.
Wow, Gabby liked it.
Shout out to Goblin every time.
Let's fucking go.
Send me a DM. I'll send you some Gob.
Okay, thank you very much.
Gobby liked your nose-blowing story
somehow. You never know what Gobby
likes. You guys all
just reminded me of a lovely
story. I really didn't like it. Not gonna lie.
Stay off drugs, kids. I really did not like
it. It was gross.
Listen, I have one more story for you before
I say goodnight. Gobby, say goodnight too. Don't worry. And it's gross. Listen, I have one more story for you before I say goodnight.
Gobby, say goodnight too, don't worry.
And it's once upon a time,
there was a space hosted by Goblin Town
