I think I want to change it up a little bit.
Everybody grab a snack and a hot cup of piss where butts get started.
Coming to you from the Shrill Green Heart of Goblin Town live from the GTN Queen's Hours. This is Gorg Weekly.
God! We've been sisters! And she's sign me a coming to you from the down bad ladder near the top of the big hill. Here in
Well, it appears once again our brethren of bears are struggling to keep the markets down, down, down. So our pursuit of zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero continues
its compromised status. Who could have expected the regression therapy of Nian with its balloon-busting antics of "up only"? Thankfully his little red balloon burst as soon as he reached permanent altitudes.
which has landed an endless supply of feline meat for the upcoming Valentine's Day, brined pussy buffet at the salty semen. Be sure to make your reservations now because while the hairballs are plentiful
the seating is limited to 69 tables for the evening. In this new era of open editions 2.0 it's become quite clear newborn goblins are being born at a staggering rate which
which is seeing a dramatic rise in the whole of this population here in town. So if you happen to see a struggling fellow-gob, be sure to kick them while they're down and remind them. We are garblins, so shut the fuck up and keep the pissing to the floor.
For those of you attending to a sickly riding there, Towns veterinarian Dr. Browne, I recommend the daily injection of melted red candles, which you can find on sale in section 4 aisle 20 of the local guard mart. And while you're there,
be sure to get your picks with the infamous monk, the goblin, who will be signing box sets of goblin, the piss list starting at 11 p.m. I think it's this Friday. And of course a tin of grumple of the sea which is still and seems to be forever on sale, perplexing, but none
And a less a great deal, so I'll stock up before it. Never on sale again. Now before we get to tonight's amazing lineup, let's head down to the gobble for a libation solution to joints. John, why don't you fire up the money printer and let her go? BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR#
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you at the gobble I'll see you at the gobble we'll see you at the gobble!
No virtue, gobbling town zone, PDO-alleges, ice cream sandwich, with this week's forecast! Thanks, Miller. And Mr. logo weather gobs picking live from the death of Mick Coblinberger, freezer in Coblin Town.
I seem to have gotten locked in here while preparing for the grand opening of the ice cream sandwich shop. At least I'm accompanied by our distri-aged org meat hanging by these rusty co-hangers. Mmm, scrumptious. It's pretty chilly in here with the temperatures hovering around.
I'm zero. Talk about bad luck. My nipples are hard enough to cut glass. I've already pierced through a few jars of whettled teaches and spillogies, sucked from whoever has the cleannessness. While I don't typically like to chill my own wares, I'm proud to
And now, some opening my ice cream sandwich shop this Valentine's Day. The featured flavors have been sourced by all your favorite gobs in town, and the shop is opening just down drip street to celebrate with free mint chocolate chips.
sandwiches on the day. So come on down and grab a chili thrill. Now Miller if you can please and help! (laughs) - Thanks guys, we ought to get the grumbles down there to pry you out of that confectionery tomb you've gotten yourself into. - Wow, thank you.
I'll do my best, they don't listen though. And I'm sure I piss for all of us when I say I can't wait to get my hands on that creamy load of yours. In fact, John, let's run that shameless plug, shall we?
Hey Goblin Town! Do you need a sweet treat to beat the heat? Stop by for the Ice Cream Salad Chops Grand Opening on February 14th. Featuring the confectionery skills of
Goblin Town's most talented ice cream salad artists, there's a flavor for every gob. But for a limited time, every goblin gets one free sandwich. This is ice cream sandwich and
Why did you pick up a free sweet treat at the brand new Ice Cream Sandwich Shop on February 14th? I remember it's first time for a server while some lies let us.
Now it's time to flip the script with our favorite!
to be no match for the dirty old-fashioned spear fishing link. The attack drain is personal collection for a cool 2 million with the premium NFTs making the highest just slightly higher than 2 truckloads of chicken eggs at the current market value. Raiders also pillage the Degen Villages of the Zuki Garden, raking in a cool 750k in less than 30 minutes.
for resist a free mint. The official Zuki Twitter link to a malicious website which drained users' wallet of all their assets. Hackers seem to have used Twitter's God mode, which allows Twitter admins to take control over users' accounts. A stealth free mint was dropped and, like Moss to a flame, the DGNs were set ablaze by their own degenerate instincts.
In the topic of Ricardo Instincts, the crypto community was on-adjuating for the most centralized monetary entity in the world, the Federal Reserve, to see if they should plunge their life savings into crypto at these levels. J-POW raised interest rates by only 0.25% instead of the expected 0.5 to call the masses and bring back some much needed help in them. Crypto and traditional market
it by popping off a big green hole deck on the charts for everyone to admire. The NFT community members struggle to find relevance as the hottest new girl in town chat GPT takes interstage as the current thing. They're ace to find a way to make this soon to be fully lobotomized or rotting commanding relevant in the crypto community is underway as it pumps stock prices of companies everywhere who are currently
She'll tell you, prompt. Write me one paragraph shamelessly shilling an NFT project which is a free mint with multiple talented artists of all different backgrounds who create ice cream sandwich characters. Make it funny with a zany tone. Attention all ice cream lovers and NFT enthusiasts. Are you ready for the brain freeze of excitement? Say hello to the
And totally unique thanks to the magic of the blockchain technology. So if you want to add a little sweetness to your NFT portfolio, grab a spoon and dig into the ice cream sandwich squad. Holy shit, that was incredibly good. Better go drop your life savings on it after it mints out, hashtag #NifetimeAnchelaVice. Once again ice cream sandwich project is dropping on Valentine's Day. Be sure to give them a follow and subscribe to our channel#
and make sure to look out for this degenerate fox.
I sure could use a freshening knot after this. Thank you more so there. So Johnny Boy, let's take off the trash, shall we? Ravius! What lies below the surface of my... Ravius! Ascent!
Both mysterious and intoxicating. One woman's treasure is another man's. Raph use a new fragrance for all coblins.
Don't touch that dial, you're gonna save you. Goblin Town Weekly Part of the GTN Network. Now stay tuned for a special interview with GTN's own dad mod on tonight's edition of "Surious Investor."
Good evening. This is Deadmont and welcome to this week's edition of Sirius and Mesto. Last week go actually two weeks ago now we had the opportunity to interview Caesar
and I really hope that Caesar and Crop's are going at an excellent time celebrating their anniversary. It was really nice to hear from upstate New York just how much fun they're having in Goblin Town. This week, as you can hear from my background, I am actually in a completely
different city. Yes, that's a plane overhead and your humans use that to travel around this god-versa-saken earth. And currently I am in New York City. That's right, we have tracked down this week's edition's guest and you will
be very happy to know that we have the grand pool park himself. You got it folks. Yes that slime is come back. Sorry is it pronounced? Oh sorry, orchist. Orchist not come back. Yes he's here with us in the pool. And we're going to
go through all of the great things that all of you have all wanted to know. Examples. Number 1. What was his inspiration for the art in Goblin Town? Number 2. How did he orchestrate all of the great things that one was able to do during that time? I mean we were in the middle of our
or at least the start of a bear, and all of a sudden, people come out of nowhere with this brilliant idea with him and his buddy Golden Garner to come up with this governance-hound idea. So, without further ado, why don't we get right into the thick of things? People welcome to
show. My name is people. I am from the United States from Wisconsin and I turned the job of watching tutorials online.
It seems we are encountering some technical difficulties up. Please stand by. Dad, are you there? Is dad mod still on? John, do we have dad? Still.
Uh, we've got this tone. What? I know you're with me. Maybe he got one of those planes. I say not now. Not that we already showed your project. Okay, what the fuck? Do you want me to keep tone going? I just called that. That's the fuck is a techno. Yeah, I thought you were replacing the satellite this week.
Great. Okay, we've rubbed our sound. Maybe we'll finally go to zero. Let's cut the commercial, John. This week on Secret Society,
Expose. After infiltrating an Illuminati recruitment facility, Munken covers something truly disturbing. Margin sucks 69. I'm in. What's this folder? Goblin town recruitment. There's hundreds of files here. Hey, this is Shanta Goblin. Am I truly for this arresting? I heard she smells good.
The only thing that stinks yours, how the illuminati is corrupting Godwin town.
I'm in Tato and I like to keep seeing her. And I like to expose them. I believe I should be inducted into this fold because I would lift cheese that does off of this war right now. That's some kind of humiliation ritual. I took a bite of this apple and I'm totally... I'm a loser.
All right, Galos. Now it's time for a tasty bite to wag your egg.
Thanks, Miller, and welcome back to Between Delfines.
Today was quite the day of markets with the 25 BP hike announced in a particularly dovish tone from Jerome Bowel. There wasn't much standing between the baby bows and busting all over today. We saw the essay
MP, buck coin gold and just about any shit coin you can think of rally as a result many breaking P resistance levels, while the dollar continues to shit the bed, only furthering speculators argument that the bottom is in.
NFT volume has been down in recent days, but remains stable with open additions catching wind at me.
Speaking of open editions, my neighbor just launched his so be sure to get in on yet.
One thing our anal pits are suggesting amid this recent fraud is that what we may be approaching the end of this rate-hiking cycle and markets could radiate
Many are predicting rate cuts to begin sometime this year, while Jerome Bowel continues to say they will not. Absent of financial collapse that is
He begs the question, "Are we getting ahead of ourselves again here?" Or has the market true peacock bowled with his pants down?
Only time will tell, but for the time being, markets are certainly looking up, Mueller. That's all for today. Back to you. Well, thanks, Gold. I know you don't have crystal balls, but I'm grabbing your co-tails for a look
underneath buddy. All this up only talk has to be hungry as a bear. So good thing the salty semen's open tonight to run the flock Johnny. It smells delicious in here. I can have a table for two. Right this way please.
Welcome to the sortie semen's Crab Shanty, your sequel destination in Goblet Town with the fishiest fish in the shrubbiest shrumps. You'll sail for seven seas just to have a taste. Yo! I love the salty semen. Yo! For morning, I'm to leave, let's go!
The crab they are a crablin' A seafood goblin's tree A hoi goblin' deer This has captain's screech spears speaking Sealed down to the salty semen And tried our famous crab cakes Or our mouthwatering popcorn shrunk basket Both just 2469s and a lot of taste of the salty semen
And I promise you to come back for more. Go! I love the salty sea, the many body else in the East Lear, it's our weird. For morning, engine, allow. Go! The crowds they are, a private, a seafood guy, a extreme.
Let's jump on the couch with Dr. Grupler! Hello everybody! It is easy Dr. Grupler is a goblin, therapist to make your brain work better than it does right now. So like all this, I've been asking you guys to
Find email me or something or try to find out where I am. I was driving around a lot, coming back from Goblin Towns with Gaeli P and we're coming also way down from Colorado and in the meantime let's answer some of these questions that you listeners had about your brains.
Oh, you go first. Go ahead. Oh, you're fixing your sleep cycles? Well, a lot of people are
a lot of people have been having trouble sleeping recently because GaryPee is not the best driver and it's very hard to for stay asleep when that is happening. So one step, step one, make sure that the person driving you when you are asleep is a smooth driver. Another thing is
you can do is if you run really really fast for a while eventually you will tire out and pass out right then and there which is a tool things that you can do what else what else helps people go to sleep you can take a bunch of brain pills and then stop taking them what else what else questions are there
This is a private email. Do not. I repeat, do not have this right out loud live on G Weekly. My goblet girl ran off to, uh, I assume sex bang are therapists in dirty stinky hotels, so...
How do I confront a cheating partner?
your therapist then maybe you should just keep that to yourself really like maybe you could just get over it like see she might be really happy and why wouldn't you want her to be happy I don't know that's just a fun guy thought what do you guys think
Call me if you need a private investigator. Yeah, it's called us. I've also worked with Gary P for a private investigator. I think this is like really
smart because then like it's it's a really good business plan. They come back. Maybe there's another question you could answer maybe something. Yeah, maybe. Is that also a question?
Dude Dr. Grubler, I wanna lose weight and find a heart girlfriend. What should I do, doc? You want to lose weight and find a heart girlfriend? Well, I mean you could start looking
for her. You know, make sure to check between the cushions of your couch. You can look around in different corners of your house. I have been, if you've been with, why are you looking, certain you like, wait, are you just going
the kidnap her or something like you should probably find a friend or something and then I don't know and you want to lose weight so maybe you could be looking for her very frantically like if you burst into different public restaurants and start screaming
Where's my hard-core friends? I don't know, she might come up and say, "That's me." I think that this is all the advice that I feel like giving to you guys right now. And, uh, yeah, that's it. Also, I hope you guys are taking your brain pills. Does everyone take us a brain pencil right?
That seems like yeah, okay, thank you very much. This has been on the couch with the doctor, blah blah. Yeah, I'm about 69% certain at this point that there is apps
See, Lutley, no effective conscientious valedict clause in any of your client services! She'll be at her.
I'll still be there for my private session after the show, so uh... Yeah, I'll see you there. Yeah, get the stick ready. I know I'll have mine.
That's really exciting for my bedroom. Yeah. Now if the sponsor's having all run for the hills, let's run the ads, hey John?
Hey Goblin Town, do you need a sweet treat to beat the heat? Stop by for the Ice Cream Salad Chops Grand Opening on February 14th. Beaturing the confectionery skills of
The goblin town's most talented ice cream sandwich artists, there's a flavor for every goblin. But for a limited time, every goblin gets one free sandwich. This is ice cream sandwich and fighting
you to pick up a free sweet treat at the brand new ice cream sandwich shop on February 14th. But remember, it's first time for a server while some lies last.
I can't sickness it! The hardest hitting news! And more! Apple Town Weekly! Now that we're all warmed up, let's sling it over!
to the hostess with the hostess AT&S. We're not the weebsim at the Veronica Motor Show. Good evening everyone. I'm Veronica Bonerstone and this is Winners and Losers.
So typically, my winners and losers part of the show was fairly curated. Buttoned up if you will. And I decided tonight, I think it's time we just fuck around and find out with Veronica Bonerstone, the raw, raw
raw version of my opinions. And they're just my opinions. So don't hold anyone else accountable. To be honest, this week, I'm a bit torn about winners and losers. You know, I guess I just can't make up my mind because I want
the winner this week to be nest graphics for his insane open edition 69 minute two million dollar men I mean come on like I gotta give I gotta give the artist props for that because that's fucking rocked and then you know I saw an old tweet about
about a year ago and he was kind of given shit on O.E. projects. And at the same time, also given shit to flippers, to people that buy art just to flip it and was like insulted that people wouldn't just hold the art.
Well, this is the deal, right? I Get it everyone's got to make everyone's got to make a buck right so you just can't have it both ways if you want to go Make a buck then go make a buck do an open-ended open-adition project and Get it fucking done take it to my
$1 million go by yourself a G wagon, which by the way, if anyone hasn't seen the post recently, he ordered a pretty sick blacked out G wagon. And if you remember from three episodes ago, that was my Christmas wish. So, you know, solid on the winners and then I saw
the post saw the G wagon got a little pissed off. I got a little jealous and so I'm not quite sure it's like in limbo here. And then the losers, I mean the losers are the everybody in the space and talking about history repeating itself.
And once again, falling in line to get another open edition, minting it out in 69 minutes, giving somebody a huge bag. And then what are you going to do? You're going to bitch complain when your art is worthless in a month, maybe, maybe not, not saying it is, just throwing it out there. Right?
feel like we're not learning from the past. And if you don't learn from the past, history is doomed to repeat itself. So, motherfuckers, why don't we open our eyes, take a look, let's remember what happened just a month ago, and let's try not to
repeat our mistakes. Not saying with a disclaimer, I actually really like Ness graphics art. I think it's kind of fucking bomb, which is another reason why one of them to be in the winners in the winners category. But then that fucking black G wagon damn, just saying.
Well, I can't even talk anymore about it tonight, guys. I just fuck it. Everybody just learned from your mistakes. Please pay the fuck attention to what happened last week. Try not to make the same errors. And guess I'll tip my hat to the beautiful black G wagon.
That's probably just trolling around my house thrown it in my face Well, I guess that's it. That's all I got next week. I'll come back buttoned up curated I'll put on my my corporate hat. I'll be proper. I promise cheese crossed eyes dotted
I just needed to let off some steam.
fine, I'm done. That's it. End of my segment. All wrapped until next time. Peace out, bitches. The Veronica bonus. So lay it down. But
I mean honestly Veronica for any of you that don't know her personally she's like the neon cat of wagons. She's got every color except for the black one at this point so don't shed tears for her okay.
like the raw version. Hey, laying it down. God bless it. That does bring us to the end of episode 13. And as always, thanks for joining us.
Yeah, yeah, that's a feel Got night my backers am I am I even allowed it? Oh, now I'm just speak loud
Of course you're allowed that's what the segment is for. Oh, the outro segment. We talk about every week you go. Remember to stop by see ice cream shop. Ah, yes. Can I know you keep the floor dirty all the way to zero. You all the shit by the