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Coming to you from the Shrill Green Heart of Goblin Town, live from the GTN Queen Towers! This is Gorg weekly! Gabby Blink, piss-n-ers!
This is Agnheller and welcome welcome welcome back to the only show that take you all the way to zero. What can I say? Pharma has never been more real for me than having to hold down that GTN
fort while all you gobs made waste at Fart Basel last weekend. Surely one of the most infamous fine Fart heists ever to grace the upper buff. From the peep hort I received, the birdlers delivered the most exquisite collection
of detritus imaginable to the hungry mobs from the water and only process grey, who it sounds like is going to be visiting us a little bit later on, serious investor. And how about that glory whole caliber,
of the party and the bowels of the old dead Macy's, huh? Talk about the ultimate glorification of the decline of Western Web 2 retail enterprise, yeah? Truth truly turned the turd floor of that old crust bucket into the ultimate pissing grounds.
While the apes down the street were struggling to understand the basics of a faulty spirit Halloween discount fog machine, par for the course I suppose. Just another smoke out. By the way, King, I'm sorry about your grumpules. I had my alarm set to feed 'em while you were gone, but...
Things got a little out of hand. Okay, before we get on with the meat of the show, I'd be remiss not to mention that humans everywhere are embracing their inner goblins as Oxford has
Chosen goblin mode as the official word of 20, 20 poo. And while we're here in town, had no question as the relevance of our rise in the ranks, it seems even the brightest of the biped academics have failed to peel.
French between one word and two words anyway. We will take the W here and piss in the wind as we do and as this year grows closer to its end and all you gobs are hunkering down with
family and friends for the holidays. We'd like to remind you that while you're nestled in your holes with your fingers in the plum pudding, minting little goblins of your own has a very real cost in these trying financial times. So remember to plan your actions wisely.
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And now let's kick it over to Goblin Town Zone PDOologist Ice Cream Sandwich with this week's forecast! Thanks, Miller. I just got back from Miami. We're all to go.
The cops were sweating their balls off and the heat chasing the truck from out of fur work. Liarness was walking around like a volcano making us all erupt in our pants a little bit. She's smoking. Speaking of smoking, all the cops got into a
little splash of goblin conge at a fountain on the streets. Everyone had pink eye. Although, now that I think of it, maybe that was from the weekend long orgy hosting in King's Hotel room. There were so many used condoms all over the place.
our sponsors. I was lucky enough to run into this weekend's gob clan. He goes by the name of Keck to clan. He made me a Trojan horse out of some condoms. He insisted they had to be new because he was scared of the pubes.
I don't know, his loss. Well, as things start to cool off this week, we go into the holiday season. It's nice time to bring your gumball for a drive with the top down. That's it this week. That's you, Miller.
Who thinks that is cream? All right, well, sounds like you bit off more than you can chew down there, right? Well, without any
further ado, we're going to turn it over to our entertainment specialist. That's right, Gary P to take a whiz all over this week's new in entertainment with the PMZ.
Open your cabs, Dan Roddock, the glory hole at Art Basel. That's why you always got a stay strap with a 9-under waist and double trojans in your front pocket. Cab evening, ladies and gentlemen, Gary P here bringing you this week's highlights and entertainment and current affairs. Boy, what a crazy couple of weeks has been for crypto. Many crypto Twitter personalities took to being investigated,
for a week by flying out to the Bahamas in order to confront SPF. Once that personality was bit boy, the former Shitcoin promoter who is now looking to rebrand himself as the White Knight of crypto. He toured around SPF's complex demanding he get answers, and while no answers were given, SPF's old Toyota Corolla was discovered on site. Hopefully to be
Borens. When he was called out, he sent in Janitim VI to clean up his history faster than a fact checker, a rubber stamping, a spicy meme as misinformation seems like there ain't a single influencer in this space who hasn't had one time or another, Heather Dick stuck in the cookie jar. Well, when it comes to backlash, it really seems like it's just a matter of size, luckily for me.
my crypto portfolio is hung like a muskrat so be sure to get out the magnifying glass if you want to see what's underneath the hood. Throughout the interview in Mario Space, FBS, SPF wanted everybody to know that he's very sorry, he's really, really sorry. He made it clear that he did not fraudulently borrow customer funds to leverage the kits for trades and lending
without their consent. We just simply don't understand how margin works when it comes to derivatives. Everything was perfectly legit, but then a little what's he happened and it's gone. Former lover of SPF, Carolyn Ellison, was spotted placing an order in a New York coffee shop and not on the run.
by, which apparently was the news before. Doesn't seem like she has any worry about the authorities, and if that isn't weird enough, SBF has hired Galein Maxwell defense attorney. Excuse me for a moment while I free base some kinfleo. Oh yeah, that's a shit. Well,
Okay, Frank D. God's goes in for the dirty docs just in time for the fork in the road as Frank considers rugging the entire Salani ecosystem in favor of ETH as long as he gets $5 million. Well, and NFT project has levered over your entire blockchain. We are reaching levels of down horrendously that shouldn't even be
possible. And finally, CZ has fully endorsed Goblin mode. I'm sure most of our listeners are already miles ahead of everyone in this regard, probably riding on the rims down their use toy with their use toyotas with the burning engine on fire. At least we're all making friends here and leading the race to the bottom. That's all for this week. As always, stay Gapish and stay beautiful
you degenerate farts. Thanks Gary. Wow, what a whiz. I don't know what you're smoking over there, but I'm going to steer clear of it for the time being. You're wound up tighter than a gallantown yo-yo.
for sure. Okay now we're gonna get on with the old ad-bod. Stay tuned here for a special interview with our own and special guest process gray on tonight's edition of "Serious Game Buster."
Good evening everyone, this is Dad Maud and welcome to this week's edition of Sirius Investor. On the last show we interviewed For Oak. I was especially impressed
with him answering questions in our native tongue, "Pin-Win-Ees." I think this gave him a different level of appreciation for those with the gift of "Gob." Now this week, a man that needs no interest
production, process Grey joins us here on stage this evening. The brilliance and intentional mind behind the art we all love more than our own farts. Grey, welcome to the show.
I think I need a better mic.
for syphilis. But that's no matter here. There was a bit of a treasure hunt in Miami wasn't there. Uh, yeah. Uh, we sent, well, I sent paintings in good faith to Mr. Taub and somehow they never made it to the intended gallery.
or wherever he said he was going to show him, either he lied or you guys all suck. Well, we definitely suck this, no doubt there. Usually we're using protection with sponsored chosen brand condoms or a dental dam, you know, either one. Anyways, so HAT somehow lost the things and
translation that makes a lot of sense. Was there a heist? What happened? I'm not sure I'm still stuck at home so all I know is they never made it to the destination but you know hey it seems like they all made it into good gobb hands and that's all they really cared about anyways. That is the most important thing and you
I think I saw a very own ice cream sandwich before those paintings, so that actually looked a lot. There he is, an old chap. So, talk to us a little bit about the paintings themselves. This is a little bit of a separation from the digital art that we know and love so much. So, what was it like to get back to
real actual paint and canvas and brushes. It's good. I think you gobs would like it because you know unlike digital shit it's slick and messy and you know you can mix piss in it and whatever the hell she
line around the house and it works real nice. Yeah, it's been a long time since I actually grabbed a paintbrush and put paint to canvas, but Goblin Arts has always been about being accessible and when I was trying to think about what I could send down the art puzzle to, you know,
inspire the gobs. I wanted to think a more expressive approach than what I've been able to do online. So kind of felt fun to do something that you know had a lot of texture but you know at the same time still felt like something that was still in the spirit of the work I do for you guys you know on the web.
I love that. I love that. So how much time did that take you? I saw many of the paintings at this point. They were all amazing. How long did that all take? I think when I think, I don't know, it's tough to tell because when we decided to ship some paintings down, went out and bought all
the canvases. So there was nine, I think there was nine canvases, nine canvases and they were laid out all over my house and kind of just like every day in between, you know, the cracks of work and kids and everything else just paint got added to canvas. And my goal was just to see how many layers
I could build up on the canvas and get it dry before you know within you know within enough time to ship it down the Miami so I Don't know it was like Weeks, but you know like spread out over the course of like hours every day spread it over the course of weeks, so yeah
It was fun. It was like it was it was cathartic. It was definitely channeling my inner goblin. I definitely my kids jumped in at some point and they were throwing some paint on the canvas with me and it was just covering up my kitchen and living room and there was just stuff I
And then there was that last one, which is there was that large piece that Peter tiny gifted me earlier in the year. A few of us got those for kind of supporting his project launch and I don't really have a house for a giant.
giant poster print of Tony Money. I love Peter's work, but it really just felt like it was missing a giant fucking god on it. So I tore it apart and it came in a really nice frame that he clearly
spent a lot of money on tour that frame apart and you know slap some slap the giant gob right on its face which was great there's nothing like more than slapping gobs on things faces it was a good time and then actually the more fun part about that is after I posted all
that I was having some fun with his print. I guess he went and found my number. I'm not sure who might have given my number to him. But I got a call from him that evening.
You know, which was really amusing and you know he was he was all for it. He was like really He was really stoked about the gobbified print and his only request was that he I allowed him to send me four more prints to Paint Gobs all over him. So there'll be more tiny money gobb prints in the future
future. I love that. That was going to be my follow up question there. Will there be more physical items in the future? And it sounds like there's a lot of artists who might be willing to send you their work so you can take a shit on it. That was a lot of fun. It's not to disrespect, I like Peter's work.
I went to his studio with the guys amazing, he's in high-con in New York, he's like he's kind of lived that dream artist life, right? And so, but I think it's fun to have that conversation where I don't typically get offended, you know, and as you guys have known, I don't get
I just wanted to defend it when I post things and you guys do whatever you want with it. I think arts a conversation. I love her to get passed around. I love to see what happens. As it evolves, as different people kind of add to the work, I think that conversation is maybe the most important part of art to me.
So, you know, and I'm really glad that Peter appreciated that that's really what my intention was. It wasn't to defaces artwork and that was awesome. But also when I know, yeah, like I actually already I'm actually this weekend I'm gonna be picking up a whole bunch more paint and canvases because I feel really badly that there was a lot of people that couldn't make it to Miami.
and you know, couldn't experience the art high. So I'm going to create, you know, a whole bunch more paintings, a bunch of home and yet, but I'll leave it, you know, the team and I will figure out the best way to do something fun, you know, over social to kind of get those distributed and that way some other people can get their hands on. I love that.
always good to have the alpha here on G weekly. So we're going to switch gears just a little bit. So I saw there were someone sniffing a grumble and I would like to know a little bit more about are they latex? What are these grumbles made of? You know what I
I don't know why they were sniffing it. They're not quite, I mean, I don't know. Maybe they got alive in the heat of Miami. We're not really sure. But yeah, that's an exciting thing. I've been kind of working on that as a side project just because I've
I've always been like a toy designer vinyl kind of nerd. I don't actually own a lot of those pieces myself because usually it's pretty expensive, but I've always like admired the artists that make that work and I think it's really cool. But yeah, so I've just really wanted to brow at that Goblin time really like
You know, we it'd be cool to have bring some of that stuff to life for us. So I started, you know, making some friends in that space and you know, was introduced to Clim at Big Shot Toy Works and that guy is a maniac. Just he's he's a true fellow gob. The guy is just absolutely crazy and has amazing ideas and he was all about trying to bring our crumpled alive.
So the artist and then there's another artist of all the artists that actually helped create the kings that worked with me to create the kings holy grail piece for grumbles at Tony Vargas an old friend of mine we worked together for back and forth for like a month of me being really an
about how I wanted the Grumpel 3D model to look. And then once I was pretty happy with that, I connected it up with Klin and then he helped me kind of refine it because there's things that needed to happen to make sure that could actually like stand well and be a good toy, be a really good desktop item. And so we were fine to
a little bit more and we're basically ready to go to production now. So we're hoping to do that like in the next, I don't know, I'm probably going to shoot for early in the new year because I think the team's kind of recovering from our bozzling. I don't want to stress everybody out, but we want to figure out how to take some pre-orders. I'm not really sure what the demand is going to be. So#
We did the difficult thing with physical items as they do come with hard costs associated so we just have to make sure that people actually want this thing other than me. So, but we'll put it out there. See how many of you guys want it and if there's enough demand, I'd love to put it out and then Clems Awesome. If this goes well and it's a
fun project and everybody enjoys the deliverable we'd like to work on maybe a line of these. And then I personally would like to use these characters, or especially the Grumple as kind of a gateway item that could get us into
larger kind of venues like larger stores because I just think it's really approachable and that's kind of like my personal dream is to make Goblin whole Goblin town like kind of like a household brand name a very twisted household brand name but I really wanted to be a household brand name. I love that. I can tell you
It was actually just earlier this morning. My little gobliners were running around and they, my son of all people said, "Hey, dad, can we please look at the goblins?" And I said, "Jaw son, here are the goblins." And he said, "Can we talk to the goblins?" And I said, "You should be in bed number one when we talk." And number two, you can't hear half#
I love grumpos as well. So we are a bunch of size queens here in Goblin Town. How big will the grumpos be? So yeah, they look kind of awesome at all sizes. But yeah, so.
Yeah, grumbles were great as I think like as an eight inch as an eight inch designer vinyl it works great it actually looks like a living being hanging around in your house a little
bigger and it looks like a good possibly kill your cat. So maybe not that big like 16 inches is a little it's it's a little too much presence but since grumbles are just about as wide as they are tall it doesn't they don't need to be very big to own a lot of space. So I've had the eight inch tall guys hang
around in various corners of my house and they're pretty cool. They literally look real. The 4-inch guys are perfect for the desk. So I think it's just two different flavors. Depends on what everybody's feeling. I like to, in a perfect world, I'd like to put out both and everybody can have an option.
again there's hard costs there so if we can make the numbers work maybe we can do both. But my goal, the thing that entropy and I have talked about is I'd really like to treat the 8 inch one with a whole bunch of colorways so many different colors and then we would deliver them as a blind box where
where you would purge your grumple and there would be different rarities in the colorways. And so like a night grumple potentially could be the most rare. And yeah, then we can have kind of like a fun reveal as people started to get those in the mail.
and uncover the rarity of their grumble. But it doesn't matter how rare they would be, these are all adorable. - I love it. There's nothing better than an eight-inch grumble sitting tightly in a box shrouded in mystery. This shit writes itself really in a lot of ways. That's just incredible.
Well, I'm very much looking forward to both the additional real-life items, including the grouples and the work that you have coming up in the near future. Also, one for the record, I was coming through my browser history. I got mixed up between the latex, but that's a story for another time.
Story for another time. So anything else you would like to share with us great. This has been an incredible back and forth. We really wanted to hear more about the whole process of the paintings and the real life items that you are creating and all the time that you're an energy you've spent putting in to this whole grumpal project. It's been it's been very nice.
Yeah, thanks for having me. This has been an incredible year. We're coming up to the end of 2022. I feel fortunate looking back on this incredible community, starting with the Illuminati and evolving into goblins. We've just had an amazing time. I think the whole team has had an incredible
I think we're all in a bit of a like I definitely want to spend the next couple weeks recharging my batteries. We have a lot of amazing plans for 2023 and just kind of want to make sure that we can pull it all off. So I think we're just we're kind of regrouping a little bit right now. But yeah, I think I want this to all continue
be a conversation with everybody, I think, you know, whether it's art or merchandise or whatever, we always want to hear what everybody's excited about what they don't like. You know, sometimes I get excited about working on things that necessarily you guys don't care about. And I don't know if I'm even supposed to like, I mean, I guess I get close to saying like we're doing like, there's cool things that
like, man, that was an awesome conversation with Crocs today. I mean, and that, you know, like stuff like that's going on all the time, which is cool. So again, like, I want to spend a lot of 2023 making Goblin time a, a bigger brand name. And there's a lot of fun things that I think are going to be able to make that happen.
I love that. We do have one last question from one of our Gobliners in the crowd. Will there be any fuck up orders for the grumpels that you'll potentially handpicked? I mean, I love fucking up orders. And you know, even though I love it doesn't really even matter because when goblins are packing boxes full of toys, like shit's just about to happen. So, um,
Yeah, I mean, we know we'll see. Okay, and one last question, socks with Crocs or no? So I personally find that like barefoot crocs
So, you know, sometimes socks are warranted to soak up that extra sweat. So, yeah, I think it's a preference thing, but I think I err on the side of the socks.
a socks and crocs sometimes. Maybe socks and crocs are shorts. It depends on how you do. Makes sense to me. If you're going to wear crocs, you might as well cover up them little toesies. With that ends this section of
serious investor. Oh yes please H.A.T. come on in. I'm I'm labeled the leaker in the group and I just want to say that that was I didn't leak that. I want to put it out there. Grey Grey Grey has up ended me.
Um, that's why I wanted to come and say that process ray and agt I love you That's excellent. Well, you hear that here folks are great is the leaky one out of the two at least for now until uh
Greg gets that old little infection cleared up. Maybe the crops will help stop that little leak in the cock. Anyways, so remember Goblin knows don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. This is Dad Mod with this week's edition of Sirius Investor.
Ha-za! Ha-ha! Well as we transition into more of a live format, as you all can tell, it's getting a bit wild in here. I love you the direction that this is going. Thank you dad and the process, great of course. Proof once again of
all the reasons that us gods love you so much, and the work that you craft for this little world, this little town of ours. And wow! Sounds like the grumbles are bringing not only the Earth, but also the Earth. Before we had between the buns,
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Thanks, Miller. Welcome back for our second episode of Between the Funz. With rumors swirling like cold head and toilet of potential fed rate cuts, all markets have seen a decent rally this
last few weeks. The question still remains though, will these cuts lead us from the stinky depths of Goblin Town into the other side, or is the fed thinking of cutting because we're just now entering town?
The market certainly can start to consider this the last few weeks as we've seen rather aggressive sell-offs coming in all around. Forbes even called the Cancel my bottom call interview.
With the next CPI report coming in just six days, we'll get a better idea of what to expect from the Fed. Will we receive a surprise in inflation to the downside like we have the last two reports?
The question still remains, what do these coming rates do? If coup actually signaled to the market. A mass exodus from Goblin Town or perhaps some
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That's all for now. We'll continue to keep you updated as things develop. Until then, just keep riding to bear. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go get a burger. See you next time between Defines.
and back to you, Miller. Oh, thanks, Goldster! See you next time. Sounds like we're still on our way straight to zero, so I feel great about that. And while we might be down, down, down, our sponsors are helping keep us up.
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Well, I suppose it's that time again, where we turn it over to her royal highness of the radio waves, Veronica Bonestown. Take it away, V-Bona!
Thanks, Miller. Good evening, everyone. My pleasure.
as well. So back to my segment. As he said, I am Veronica Bonersone and this is Winners and Losers.
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So whether you put your hard earned fiat in the memes or swift kicks to the dick, you remind you to be careful out there in NFT land. Don't trip on any tumbleweeds. Until next time, this is Veronica Bonerstone, GTNCEO with this week's episode of winners and losers. Back to you Miller.
Hey, thanks Veronica, 'cause I have to say that. But very informative, yeah, that T. Ferris wheel. What a carnival ride that Schmuck's got everybody on, huh? I'm sure he's not even working four hours these days. Punk.
Anyway, we'll see him in Goblin Town soon, I'm sure. Well, that concludes our evening news. A very special thank you to the entire truth team for creating yet again an amazing opportunity for Goblins everywhere to come together.
In the real world, and of course, thank you to our official sponsor, Dr. Dr. Trojan Condoms for protecting us both thick and thin. Thanks for joining us here at G Weekly and remember, Chief the Floor Dirty, all those
Way to zero until next time this is I Miller pissing out. Hey, say good night to everybody gang. Come on up. Say good night. Good night everybody. Good. No, sure to drink your own team, motherfuckers. Good night. Have a good night.
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