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HANDCrAFTED ALIBABA #GMGFY 178
Recorded: Nov. 26, 2023 Duration: 1:48:52Space Recording
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All right, all right, all right.
That's enough of the vibes, Twitter preset.
How bad is your mood today?
I don't want to talk about it.
I want to start this space off by saying I hate sports.
I hate sports.
I hate, I hate sports.
That's what I wanted to say.
We knew that.
We knew you hated sports.
Good, good, yeah.
Yeah, I used to like watching them, you know,
because, of course, I could never play them.
But now, three years of just a, just brutal.
I was telling somebody, I was like, you know, this is year three,
losing to Michigan in a row as a born and bred, you know,
Columbus, Ohio, Buckeye fan.
And, you're sounding like a Jets fan, bro.
I know, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
What I'm really starting to sound like is a fucking Penn State fan,
which is really just the most heartbreaking part of all of this.
Rob, I know you're all talking about.
Oh, have Sandusky down there, bro.
I'm sounding like a fucking Penn State fan.
We can't even beat Michigan.
Are you fucking serious?
So, it's three years in a row.
Okay, the first two years, I was angry.
You know, I was just mad.
I was pissed off.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, the team they lost to today,
was that the team they lost to in the finals last year?
Yeah.
It's our rival.
It's our, it's the.
Look, bro, what do you expect?
You're going against a team that's got literal lead in their bellies.
Listen, here's the, here's the, here's just the.
It sounds like you hate Ohio.
Well, here, it's not sports.
Let me.
It's the state.
I'll give two quick asides here.
The history of the Ohio State-Michigan rivalry and why it's so bitter is it's over the city
of Toledo.
There was almost a mini war that broke out between Ohio and Michigan over the city of
Toledo.
Ohio ended up getting Toledo.
It's our city.
Y'all fought over our place in Toledo?
I know.
Ohio is Palestine.
It's not even a fightable city.
Nobody fucking wants Toledo, dude.
I think, I think there's an actual Palestine, Ohio, actually.
Yeah.
East Palestine.
Yeah.
They have terrible water.
So it's, it's not, it's not so dissimilar.
Um, uh, so what about the alley ball?
So, um, so, um, so we fought over Toledo and then, uh, Jim Harbaugh, their head coach has
been, you know, suspended for three games, including this one because he was caught cheating.
Um, and, you know, now they can say that we beat you three years in a row and we may
have been beating you while we were cheating, but we also beat you without our head coach
because your head coach is a pussy.
And what can, what can I say?
I can't say anything.
All I can, all I can do.
Bro, you didn't give them enough water.
Sad fucking silence.
That's what I can do.
So, I'm just wanting to start off by saying that it's going to be okay.
It's going to be okay.
It's just, you know, Hey, at least you're not, at least you're not shopping your bastards
out from Alibaba, bro.
We had ginger on ginger violence all over the timeline today.
Yeah.
I wanted to, I wanted to build up to it because I knew I just wanted to get the Ohio state
stuff out of the way.
ADHD is not in here.
So, like, we're, we'll probably have to go over it again.
Dude, your team sucks, man.
For real.
Why do they keep losing?
I say?
Yeah.
Fuck you, dude.
We were, oh.
You can't even.
Bro, they stink.
Yeah, really.
You're right.
Yeah, they're really bad, bro.
Like, really bad.
Well.
You're playing XFL offensive, bro.
I was still an idiot.
I did, you know.
The XFL boys, bro.
They would wreck the shit out of them guys.
They probably would, yeah.
I felt guilty because I did make an insurance bet just in case we lost, and I did win that
bet, and it was sweet.
So, that's sweet.
But.
Ugh.
You bet on the other team?
I didn't bet on the other team.
I just bet on, you know, I gave.
You just bet that Ohio was a lose.
I just didn't bet Moneyline, dude.
I just gave ourself a generous spread with, just in case.
I don't know what that means, but you seem like a traitor to me.
Well.
What was the slippage on that spread?
The slippage was a seven and a half, you know, something smart.
That was said weird.
And, uh, as you all should know, uh, that covered, because, you know, they only beat us by six.
Because, uh, Rob knows.
Rob knows.
Now, on that, on that, on that sweet plus 1,200, you know, ditty that I had was, uh, a Marvin
Harrison Jr. TD and a Henderson TD.
Bah, bah!
And then, you know, just like a casual Cade Stover, 25 plus yards.
So, you know, it was basically a master class.
I too, I too, you know.
That, that parlay in particular was a master class in sports betting, if you guys wanted
to know, so.
Yeah, I too enjoy the sports ball, you know.
I'm a big, a big bobson, dugnut fan myself.
I'll be honest, dude, it's like flipping NFTs without having to buy anything.
I love when my colonies get rowdy.
Just the same sadness, though.
Just the same sadness, but you don't have to actually do anything.
The sadness and the joy both feel the same.
You're right.
It is honestly all, it's all very similar.
Well, here we are, guys.
I, you know, we had all these topics planned, but here I am scrolling through Alibaba.
Did you have some topics planned?
Well, you know, I usually have some, you know, what happened this week?
I didn't check out the Google, I didn't see the Google Doc for the end.
I just, I keep in my, I know how you are, so I keep in my back pocket.
We don't really even need to call topics.
I just, you know, little, little ba-doop-a-doop, beep-boop-boops that I throw out sometimes.
It's just, you know, conversation starters, you know, something like that.
It's like, it's like how I...
Yeah, it's like, don't worry, it's like how...
I didn't check teams.
If I were to go on a date, I would come prepared with talking points on an index card.
You can't even walk past someone at, like, the entrance of a grocery store without pretending to be on the phone.
The fuck you mean?
What are you going to bring on a date to talk about?
Right?
This man would never go on a date.
That's an uncomfortable situation.
Come on.
I don't want to support suicide.
I need to get back to my house for a minute.
Bruh.
I don't have time.
So, I have to ask you, what made you, what made Vandal post about you in the first place yesterday?
Because I was waiting all fucking day for a response to that from you.
Well, here's the thing, Kush, is...
I don't know.
I still don't know.
It's a mystery to me.
I still have never...
Rift free.
I've never heard of this guy before.
I did not see the post from him until 24 hours later.
I forget who the fuck tagged me in it.
I should go back and see whose fault this all is.
Ah, so many notifications.
Well, no, because here's the thing.
I just forget who it was that tagged me because I saw it this morning.
That's why.
Because, like, somebody new, like, somebody fresh tagged me in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Because he didn't tag me in that post.
No, he didn't.
And then I saw, like, Dave and Jay Gray fucking commented on it, but they didn't fucking tag me either.
So I didn't...
I wasn't trying to ruin your day, man.
No, I know, I know.
I was laying low.
To be fair, I thought it was funny.
You're on Twitter 24-7 just about.
So I feel like people just think that you're just going to see shit.
I mean, that's...
Honestly, that's valid.
And I was taking a low day yesterday.
I slept a lot.
You know, I'm still recovering.
But, uh, from various things.
But, um...
So I didn't see what I said.
So, like, for, like, one, I just didn't see it because, you know, whatever.
And then, two, I've never heard of this motherfucker before.
So I don't know...
I'm trying to find what I said.
I don't know what bag of his that I, uh, fudded or why, um, his little 4K follower ass would
try to come at me, but I've got a whole laundry list of things ready to go through to absolutely
roast his behind, uh, like the turkey in an oven that we all ate yesterday.
So, or...
It was probably...
It was probably a kid called Beast.
Well, that's the thing, too, is, like, it seems that he has a lot of a kid called Beast,
uh, defenders and supporters.
Uh, and friends, which, if that's the overlap, that's fine.
Um, and here's the other thing, is, like, I don't think I've ever claimed to be a great
artist.
I think that's kind of one of the jokes, right?
But what I certainly don't claim...
I thought that was the whole joke.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, you guys, uh...
It's funny, though, right?
Yeah.
You have tight stuff, like, about art goblins and shit that are always correct.
Like, and then people are like, fuck, I can't, like, tear this guy down what he posts.
Like, let's just go at his art.
Well, because...
Meanwhile, they don't know, like, 10,000 people have already done that to you.
And shit, you know?
It's our version of an ad hominem attack, right?
It's like attacking someone on their looks in our industry.
Which, let me tell you, this did devolve into, because they went back...
Oh, yeah.
Took screenshots of my, uh...
Well, first of all, what Columbo did, because, you know, for whatever reason, Columbo...
Oh, wait, Columbo's in it?
Yeah.
Fuck that guy, too.
Yeah, Columbo decided to interject himself for some weird reason, because I guess his engagement
must be down, too.
That's the one that laughed really hard at people not knowing who Young Lean is.
I'm sorry, who is that homeless boy that is not a person that is a homeless person?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Oh, I...
Got a couple bangers on, bro.
We don't recognize...
Sorry, we don't recognize your random SoundCloud rapper.
My bad.
Whoopsies.
It's funny, because when I first saw those pictures, I was like, man, he looks like Young
Lean.
You know what?
This is Polake's fault, too, because he said it's like, hey, this dude fucking paints
this, and I was like, sweet.
Not fact-checking, Ash.
Come on, now.
Yeah.
Because I was already...
I was already...
That's like a random SoundCloud rapper who just...
Yeah, how do you fact-check that, dude?
First of all, how do you fact-check that, second of all?
Bro, you just fucking...
I was already...
Google reverse image search.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, you could like that.
Listen, I was already deep in an Alibaba rabbit hole, okay?
I was already so deep in that.
You got two elbows, one in Alibaba, one in Google.
Ash has ordered 2,000 flashies, I heard.
Man, listen, you could, dude.
I could order for the same price as I could order one Vandal vinyl.
I bet the guy's not even a real Vandal.
He's probably not even a real Vandal.
This little bitch-made, little pussy, bitch-ass motherfucker.
I can't wait to just absolutely fucking cut your ass today, bro.
Woo!
Man!
I'm not even in a good mood.
I'm gonna double down, dip your ass.
I was just thinking...
And I would go easy on this fucking pussy because he has no followers.
And he is hustling on his own, whatever the fuck.
But he's a glorified Etsy dropshipping bitch-ass cunt.
So, if he wants to come at me for my artwork, that's fine.
I'm gonna come at you for your factories.
Factories.
I produce my vinyls in factories.
I've got factories producing my vinyls.
All right.
Okay, so, hold on.
Let me just take a screenshot of your image real quick
that you quote-tweeted my tweet with.
Thank you for the...
He's got binders full of factories.
Dub-ski.
Thank you for the easy dub.
Let me...
Okay.
Okay, let me go on Alibaba.
And, you know, I've never heard of you before,
but let me spend fucking 10 minutes of research.
And let me put into Alibaba a 3D vinyl figure.
And then you can put a little picture, a little, you know, whatever,
and drop in a little image as inspiration.
I hate EHD.
And then you press search.
So, you press 3D vinyl figure with, you know, his image
that he posted on Twitter.
Search.
And what did I find?
Eight listings with his exact figure on Alibaba.
Now, what does this mean?
Because I knew what this meant before I posted anything about it.
But what I did was I set a hash trap, everybody.
Now, let's talk about a hash trap, okay?
Now, a hash trap is something that you set
and that you know that the person that you are in a spat with is low IQ.
Now, when you're in a spat with a low IQ individual,
like Vandal, by the way.
I'm talking about you, Vandal.
Pussy bitch.
Here's what he would have to concede here.
Hold on, everybody.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me get through this.
Here's what you would have to concede if you were Vandal at this point, okay?
If I find your exact images on Alibaba, okay?
There are only one of two things that you can concede as Vandal.
One, I use Alibaba, not some custom factories.
And they use the art that I paid them to make for promo.
So that's one thing he could say.
The other thing is he could say,
Nuh-uh.
They just took my shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He stepped into my hat strap.
And he had to concede, which he hadn't before, by the way, that these are not just some custom factories,
a la David Horvath, who, you know, owns a factory in Japan that's posting custom or creating custom vinyls.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, that is the implication when he says factories.
But the reality is, the reality is, these are Alibaba factories.
This is no premium, you know, Uchi Gucci, whatever the fuck.
I've got a custom, you know, street side shop in Shibuya printing out fucking vinyls,
which is what he is implying, which is the entire fucking point.
So, if he doesn't want to disclose that he's on Alibaba because he knows that that's not really considered a premium product,
it's more like, mm, Teemu, right?
And by the way, I have no problems with Alibaba.
Use that shit.
It's alpha.
But don't use that shit and then package it as some fucking custom factory shit
that is, like, you know, implicated to be so much more high-level and high-brow than a silly little Alibaba factory.
Or else he would say that.
Or he wouldn't just say factories.
So, he's doing all of this, okay?
Then what does he do?
Then he, out of, by the way, I didn't know anything about this guy.
I didn't know anything.
I didn't know any of this eight hours ago.
He posted about me fucking yesterday morning.
I didn't see it all day.
I didn't see it until this morning because I'd never heard of this guy.
What does he post?
He posts, oh, you know, writing four paragraphs about Bloorby, Bloorby, Bloorby, Bloor, and your art looks like this.
Oh, well, that's kind of crazy.
Who are you?
I mean, first of all, you have less than 10,000 followers, so obviously I don't know you.
Everybody.
Oh, the number went up from 1,000 to 10,000.
Crazy.
Well, here's the thing, dude.
It's just a less than five case.
I mean, there's a tax for douches.
There's a douche tax that you have to adhere to, all right?
So, for douches, it's 10K.
I don't know who this douche is.
But he's grilling my heart.
And I just, you know, at the end of the day, finding out everything that I know now, to be pretending like you have this custom factory, when really it's just an Alibaba factory that any, all of us can fucking access.
You're gatekeeping like a little fucking cunt, pretending like not everybody can access Alibaba to make the exact same vinyl figures you can on fucking pennies to the dollar, dude.
Okay, first of all, I'm sorry that I blew up your fucking Alibaba spot, okay?
But everybody can make Alibaba figures now.
I encourage everybody to make their own Alibaba figures instead of paying fucking Vandal out the ass for premium-made fucking sweatshop Chinese bullshit from Alibaba that he's parading as a fucking David Horvath-esque fucking Chinese custom factory.
Bullshit.
You're a piece of shit.
You're a grifter.
You're a glorified fucking Etsy boy.
And if you want to come at me for my art, you better have your fucking house clean before I come look through it, because you got pizza boxes and gross shit all over the place, all right?
And before you come at me, you better make sure you're not fucking misrepresenting what the fuck you were making.
Now, separately.
All right.
He might, he, everybody go look at the tweets.
It appears as if I've been ratioed to death.
That quote tweet garnered 600-plus likes.
Bot ratio.
It says, this is a death blow to hash bastards.
He's been ratioed.
Now, the original post that had 20-something likes this morning when I saw it, now has miraculously 280-plus.
You flew too close to the sun with the triple ratio.
Well, I thought so, too.
I thought so, too.
Honestly, I would never, here's the thing, is I look at all things, and I try to in good faith, you know?
I think, okay, this man just ratioed the fuck out of me.
Now, I really got to see what's going on here.
But then I took a deeper dive.
Now I have a video prepared.
Let me just go into my...
Let me just make sure that I can...
He's got a PowerPoint presentation now.
I'm waiting for the laser pointer.
Bro, I love this arc of you turning into Alex Jones.
It's amazing, by the way.
It's really good.
I like it, too.
Here's what's really disappointing to see for, you know, just, you know, people in the timeline.
Here's the thing.
I'm not going to make an accusation, a baseless accusation, I should say.
But it is suspicious that these tweets, including me, have gotten 10 times, 20 times, 30 times the engagement of this little dildo's normal tweets, right?
So that's point one.
But then, you know, is this video loaded in yet?
If we...
It's still loading.
Just while it's loading, let me walk you through what this video is.
If you go to this tweet...
Oh, it's sent.
We're good.
Here, let me post it up here.
It's been fucking...
What is this?
This is a...
We spent four minutes on it?
Yeah, no, 40 minutes, 40 seconds.
I spent 40 seconds checking these tweets.
And, you know, I'm not going to bore you with the backstory, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bottom line is, not only is this motherfucker parading his Alibaba fucking things as, you know, custom factory made vinyl gift from God fucking Jesus jizz molded.
Poor little buddy is botting his tweets.
And not only is he botting his tweets, he's botting specifically the tweets in which we are interacting.
Now, knowing this, I can come to the conclusion, this boy is down bad and he's trying to compensate because I blew up his spot.
And I don't know if he'll ever sell another fucking, you know, whatever the fuck for $99 because that's what he sells them for, by the way.
And you can get your own fucking custom for, you know, a one...
You know, you can get a one-off for $30.
So, yeah.
99 cents a piece, bro, if you get them in bulk.
There you go.
Dave knows.
I sent him the link.
Here's the thing.
I sent all these links.
So, I mean, you all can go on Alibaba right now and you can all get your own custom vinyls printed that look exactly like Vandal's shit that he sells for $99.
And you can get it for much cheaper.
We could all throw in...
Well, we could get them and paint them like you.
Paint them like a hash bastard.
The hash bastard and then sell them for $9.
I'm not advocating for anything.
I'm just saying do with this information what you will.
But keep in mind that he has, you know, he doesn't tell the full truth and he bots his tweets.
So, and, you know, I don't see him in here and he hasn't said anything to all three of those things.
You know, he was so...
He was like, oh, I got you with the young lean thing.
Really?
Because I really have three things here that actually matter that weren't botted.
And I would love for you to address them, but crickets.
So, here's the thing.
I'm kind of done giving the little fuck face clout.
So, you know, he got his little moment.
And this is not me being, you know, high and mighty, but it's me saying, okay, Junior, settle down.
You're a cunt.
Bro, I guarantee you, I would be willing to bet...
I would be willing to bet all of my fucking monkey coins that the motherfucker's not even an actual vandal.
I've probably vandalized more shit than he does.
Well, here's the thing, too, is it's like, his business model is obviously getting all of these little cheap little fucking, you know,
plastoids made on Alibaba and shilling them to little bag hole dick riders like a kid called Beast.
Like, it's a business model that works if you're like a little grifter hoe that has no morals or ethics or, you know, expectations for yourself.
But it's like, if you do that, that's fine.
And I won't say anything about it, unless you fucking come at my art unprovoked, you cuntass.
Why did you do this?
He could have just made his vinyls.
Listen, just let it be known that I blew up fucking Vandal's spot, and his business is fucking shredded because of it, because he came at me unprovoked.
And I don't feel bad at all.
Chill.
Sports.
Sucking key.
Don't bring up the sports.
That's bad again.
Go on.
Go on.
I'm fucking keen.
Chill.
What do you got, bro?
Fucking keen, bro.
Go ahead.
What do you think you do?
No, I just want to come up here and talk shit to Kush because I'm in New Zealand.
Oh, fuck yeah, bro.
Religion.
Hey, how do you pronounce aluminum, bro?
Aluminum.
Yeah.
God, we got two fucking Australians on stage at once.
Yeah.
Sorry.
I've got a photo of you on the scooter before.
They're like deep diving on it right now.
No, yeah, I know.
They're, that's what they're going.
They couldn't really come up with anything else.
So they're going through like, and here's the thing too, it's Columbo.
And like three hours ago, Columbo was like, oh, this dude doesn't do anything IRL.
He's a little bitch.
He doesn't ever go outside.
And then they find these pictures of me from NFT NYC, you know, like on stage fucking,
you know, giving a solo panel.
And they're like, oh my God, look how stupid he looks.
It's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
Isn't this the real life stuff that you were hoping that I would fucking own a scooter company?
Here's the thing.
It's like, listen, you can roast how I look.
That's fine.
I do all the time.
Why were you on a scooter though?
What?
Wait, where is this?
What are you doing?
Were you on like a Segway or something on the stage?
It couldn't even be the regatta.
Like the, you know, the good pictures.
The best part is your own friends don't even let you get through this.
We're just like, wait a minute.
You want a scooter?
No, yeah, I know.
What scooter, bro?
I can't believe y'all don't remember the scooter pictures.
I gotta fight these battles solo out here.
And all because they think it's funnier that way.
Bullshit.
I fucking made some memes about the dude.
No, it's not true.
You sure?
Jay Gray was out there.
He was out there.
No, that's bullshit.
That's bullshit.
First of all.
What are you talking about?
Kush was like, yo, that piece is fire.
And I was like, yeah.
That shit was fucking clean.
Like, I want that one of one.
Yeah, I actually want that in your fever.
I'm not going to lie.
You know, basically now he's just, wait, who was that, who were the, who's the guy that
Winchos brings up?
That's where he met his dev.
He was the guy.
Pakistan?
He met, he met Swole in this guy's group chat.
Pesky.
He's like pesky, dude.
Yeah.
Just minting my fucking bastard.
Fucking man.
That's shit.
That's cool.
Fucking king.
I wonder if we hand her that one.
Or he got someone from Fiverr to draw it for him.
That was definitely a Fiverr drawing, dude.
He had his factory draw it.
This dude is exactly like fucking Brenda Motor that I told you guys about that sells AI art
for free on Etsy the other night.
He is the Brenda Motor of NFTs.
It's pronounced E-C-T-R-O.
Why did he ever introduce himself to me?
This is his fault.
This is his fault.
He was really asking for it, you know.
Why do you kick a beehive?
That's the thing.
It's like, you kick a beehive.
I'm going to make something cool.
I thought you did something to him to make him do that post.
Dude, you did.
Hash existed.
Hash existed.
Yeah, that's usually a crime in this space.
That's enough.
Literally, the first thing I said, I was like, who did you trigger this morning?
Where's the post?
Show me.
I swear to God, I didn't see fuck.
Literally, I don't follow him.
I've never seen his shit before.
Never heard of him.
I got tagged in his fucking comments this morning.
Finally.
That was the first person to fucking tag me in it.
He had like, you know, however many fucking likes.
I think it was like 20, 30 something likes.
Of course, now that's 280.
Now that I paid attention to it.
But what a fucking dildo.
What a random dildo.
Oh my God.
I liked when you called him a hoe better.
That was funny.
He's a hoe, dude.
He's an absolute hoe bag.
Like, that's his hoe bag activity.
Why you got to be a hoe bag on the timeline?
There's no reason to be a hoe bag, but you choose to be one.
That's the thing.
It's like, oh, I got you for, I got, I'm going to get you on this young lean thing and I'm
going to bop the fuck out of it.
I just don't understand what you did to provoke this.
Like, you know what I mean?
I know, Kush, I'm telling you.
You hate strangers.
I didn't do anything, bro.
Did you piss off one of his friends or something?
No, I, I don't, I've been so quiet the last two days.
It was like, I was posting about food and shit.
True, I did laugh at you for being fat again.
He does.
Dude, I was just talking about that food.
Sorry, guys.
That food was going crazy stupid, though, man.
I ate some leftovers and everything.
Oh my God.
So, yeah, we've been, we've been training Hash in the DMs for years for this kind of
activity.
You know, that, that was, that Vandal guy, it's easy.
That Vandal guy, it's easy.
It was kind of like, sliding away and fly.
It's like.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Just, it's just like.
We roast Hash every day.
Like, Vandal's nothing to him.
And it's just like, if you just like, if you just boil this down to like basic debate,
you know what I'm saying?
It's like, okay, you're shifting goalposts.
All right.
You are obfuscating the truth.
Okay.
You're, you're, you are moving on to other topics.
You're not addressing anything that I'm telling you.
All right.
And you're going after me over artificial things.
So all of those things tell me that you have a piss poor argument that you're putting forward.
Right.
It's just, it's the lack of tagging you and the going after your artwork.
That's really funny to me because a lot of people will tag you because you'll argue with
anyone at the time.
Like you don't fucking care.
People love that.
Like, like you don't care.
He got his clout.
He got his clout.
Does anyone expect your art to be serious?
Sorry.
Who did I interrupt?
I was wandering off.
He got his clout.
You know what I'm saying?
He got his clout, but at the expense of getting his Alibaba, um, empire exposed.
So, uh, back to you, Crank.
Sorry.
Oh, no, I'm good.
I was just laughing at you still.
I'm just kind of everything.
But him, but also you.
But everything.
Coach, Hesh.
Hesh has been trained for this.
Don't worry about Hesh, you know?
Yeah.
He's good.
I've never worried about Hesh.
Hey, let's not a buddy.
I wouldn't be there.
Now, just everybody make sure that you double check these motherfuckers tweets that, you
know, because they're botted as fuck and they won't come speak their truth live.
So, and you know, they'll, they'll clown on you for not doing anything IRL, but then
find IRL pictures of you and then start roasting how you look.
So, just trying to figure out how this works.
So, that cunt Cara decided to tag me into your bullshit this morning.
I hadn't smoked, I hadn't smoked no motherfucking weed.
Like, there's all kinds of shit going on.
I ain't had no whiskey in a long fucking time.
I'm real fucking sober.
But, like, so, just bullshit.
So, I, you know, I joke around.
And then, like, the dude decides, say that I got, like, mental health issues.
And I'm like, well, fuck yeah, dude, son.
I saw that.
I was like, you want to fucking meet me?
Let's fucking party.
But then, like.
I'm a crazy motherfucker.
I was like, son, you have no fucking clue.
But, uh, but then, like, he, like, apologized and then, like, followed me.
And I was like, Jesus fucking Christ.
Just what I fucking need.
Some fucking 12-year-old.
And then, like, like, then, like, this Swedish fucking shit, cloud, trap, clap, fuck, whatever.
Anyway, like, so, like, I understand why these motherfuckers are angry.
Like, I tried to listen to this shit.
And, like, if I thought this was, like, quality, like, fucking, like, music, or, like, this guy had any fucking skill.
Like, I would be angry if I thought that was good.
Like, so, I get it.
These kids are fucking angry because, Jesus fucking Christ.
Get off the fucking TikTok.
Find some fucking music.
Holy fuck.
It was the whole thing.
Exactly.
It was so fucking stupid.
And then, like, they didn't really want to engage with me.
I'm like, I'm so sorry that I can actually talk to you.
And I'll explain to you that this is a fucking joke.
Like, take a fucking joke.
Yes.
Like, the dude's a fucking writer.
Like, he's a scrawny writer that used to play fucking tennis.
And, you know, he makes a lot of fucking money.
But none of y'all fucking need to know any of that shit.
But, yeah, it's a fucking joke.
Take a fucking joke.
I fucking love Rob, dude.
Big legend, Rob.
Big legend, Rob.
When somebody comes after my glory, dude, he's like, hey, I'm the number one bastard holder.
Yeah, because if you go down, he goes down.
Bitch, I will throw all these in the fucking trash.
Because I don't fucking care.
We're intertwined, dude.
Look, look, look.
I registered.
I own worthlessshit.es because Hash pissed me off one time.
And, like, I moved all that shit.
And I was like, I will burn every fucking one of these and send every one of them to fucking trash.
Like, I was like, yeah, I don't give a fuck about any of it.
I will burn it all down.
I don't care.
It makes me fucking laugh.
I'm crazy.
It entertains me.
So, yeah, I will defend the motherfucker to the fucking death.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Here's the thing.
Listen, Rob, I did piss Rob off one time.
And, you know, rightfully so.
He did everything to work for shit, Donnie.
Look, my man went and got his brand new E&S for a brand new wallet and sent all that shit over.
Okay?
But here's the thing.
Motherfucker, he sent them all back.
He sent them all back.
All right?
Me and Rob.
That's a true story.
We're in this shit.
He backed away from the cliff.
No, I love Rob, dude.
He's the fucker.
Whenever he comes out, he always delivers a nice hammer for me.
So, I appreciate you, brother.
How was your Thanksgiving, dude?
Let's not talk about that shit, okay?
Old people's diapers, dick cream.
It costs, like, $90.
It's a whole fucking mess around here, son.
Yeah, dude.
Sounds like everything on my plate.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't.
No, we got the dementia, like, evaluation, and hopefully we can get that motherfucker shipped
off in, like, this next week.
So, yeah.
Dude, when was the original diagnosis of that?
Yeah, we don't want to talk about this.
Like, Latina mother-in-laws, like, you know, they're stubborn, and then, like, you know,
she's like, well, I don't want to just send him there to die.
It's like, he's not going to go in, like, vacation.
Like, it's like, you need to, like, he's fucking old.
He's going to die.
Like, straight the fuck up.
Like, so, my grandma, she was, I mean, she had dementia, right?
And she was, like, it was, like, three years there, probably, where she was going downhill,
downhill, downhill, downhill.
It was like, dude, she, it was probably, like, two years too late that she should have
been at a, in a home, you know what I'm saying?
Where it's, like, at least people could have been, like, there all the time.
Because it was my grandpa, you know what I'm saying?
But it's like, I don't know, man.
That shit can, that dementia just hits fucking harder than you could ever.
Like, her mother, you know, her mother's, like, well, expecting him to be exactly who
he was, like, you know, when he was fucking 70.
He's, like, no, he's fucking, like, 96 fucking years old.
And, like, he refers to, like, his daughter as that girl.
And, like, he remembers me.
And every time he sees me, he's, like, how are the scores?
Because he just wants to know about Kigure's soccer scores.
I was, like, well, they're not fucking playing right now.
But, yeah.
But, yeah.
So, it's just, you know, whatever.
It's fine.
It'll be done soon.
Now, that's it.
Honestly, that is it, though.
It's, like, sending, like, that is almost, like, admitting defeat or something to the spouse,
it feels like, or something.
I don't know.
So, it's, like, I'll think about that more later.
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking probably 15 years from now in therapy.
Good luck, man.
Thanks, dude.
I already changed diapers for my grandmother and shit for fucking years.
You know, my parents, I told them, I was, like, you're good to be a problem.
You're going to a fucking home.
And I'll fucking send you there in the bus.
Bye.
Don't fucking piss me off.
Don't bother me either.
I told my mom, I was, like, listen, I'm sending your ass to a home, dude.
There's no way.
I can't do it.
After she gave birth to your ass?
Come on, bro.
Heartless.
I know.
But she's a lot.
It's all right.
I'll take mom.
You can send mom this way.
I'll take care of you.
Send it down to Rob, bro.
He'll take great care of her.
She's a little white for my taste, but it's all right.
I'll take her.
She's already on her way, dude.
Fuck.
Come on, bro.
I thought you had that on lock, man.
No, I sent that shit home.
What a fucking legend.
Holy shit.
Oh, Goo?
Is that you, bro?
Six.
Six.
Six.
Four.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's not good.
That didn't sound good.
It sounded like it sounded like you might get pissed when he comes back in here.
I'm already fucking scared.
That's not good.
Everybody.
We talked about Shilwater sitting at the fucking pool over there earlier, posting them fucking
pictures.
Who was in the pool?
Those legs.
Shilwater was in the legs in the pool, making us all fucking jealous.
Your finest.
Is this a good show?
Yeah.
I regret not posting one on a fucking scooter, though, so people can dox me.
Hey, bro.
Yeah.
Which one are we talking about with this scooter?
I didn't see this.
You don't remember?
I didn't see this shit.
Like, please pin this up.
Like, I need to see it.
Yo, they, facts, Rob.
Rob said they want pics, dude, and he took a screenshot from the lawyer video.
That's the alpha.
Yeah, that and your dick riding picture.
Oh, man.
But the really smart one, ScreenGrab, is my favorite.
This is when the true test of friendship comes, when all of my friends who meme what
I look like all the time run into a hater that starts memeing what I look like.
Right.
It's like a spirit bomb, basically.
You've been training for this, bro.
You do it better.
And you all have been training for this, which makes me feel a little less safe.
It's a marathon.
It's a marathon, not a sprint, though.
Oh, no.
Those are kind of tough on me.
It's like, oh, this is okay, mom.
Sick.
No, no, no.
You're the hardest in the game now, though, as a result, bro.
So, these little piss boys come in, bro, and they don't know who they're fucking with.
It's hilarious.
It reminds me of, it's like, no, only I can make fun of them.
Like, that's how I feel like all you guys are with me.
Definitely.
I mean, yeah.
I have pictures of all of y'all, like, saved on my phone at all times.
Gross.
I guarantee memes, like, I've never had that with other friends.
It's fucking hard as fuck.
How many pictures of me you got, J-Gray?
Like, I don't like you, Hash, but I don't want someone else to just like you for no reason.
That's kind of annoying.
J-Gray, you're dying, too.
Was that Goo or J-Gray?
No, that was J-Gray.
Cutting out so much.
That's just the Quailage kicking in.
Just thing on.
Yeah, bro.
We can hear you now.
Just like a Zoomer to be so ungrateful.
Goo, I've been saying, we've been training Hash for this for ages.
And this guy, his fucking mother, wiped his ass.
His mother puts up with him cross-dressing at Thanksgiving dinner.
Blonde wig and all.
He won't even wipe an ass.
That's crazy.
Your mother did so much for you.
I mean, if I had a mother alive, I would wipe her ass, you know?
What the fuck?
Hey, that's nice.
Yo, what's up?
It's not like my mom.
Hi, Hawk.
Hawk.
Hawk, if you need somebody in a couple of years, bro, don't worry about it, dude.
Thank you, man.
That's my guy right there.
I've been calling me and making you up, bro.
I don't know what we need, bro.
I'll be right there.
That's my fucking assistant.
You got to help him out, bro.
Look, listen, look, look at this.
Strictly a generation gap thing, I think.
Rob posted a picture of, well, basically it's my nude, is what I wanted to say.
I pinned it up top.
Yeah, this is old.
No, I know.
All these little Alibaba twerps are going through my, what I look like.
Who are they, though?
Where and who?
It's Vandal and his little piss boys.
But who are the piss boys is what I want to know.
Is it just me?
The overlap that I'm seeing is A Kid Called Beast.
Oh, I see what's going on here.
Yes, yes, yes.
So what it seems like is all the A Kid Called Beast holders hate my ass, right?
And then Vandal milks them all for money.
And so, therefore, he needs to hate me to start, keep jerking off the people that he is milking
for money.
That's what's happening right now.
Which, you know, it's cool.
It's cool that you need to suck off fucking generative PFP dildo DJs to make money out here.
But I'll go with the fucking artists and collectors more.
Is it slower?
Maybe.
Am I not a glorified Etsy boy?
Yes.
Yes.
Well, don't go that far.
I don't order my shit and then resell it.
Do you?
No, I don't think anybody does.
Well, I mean, there's some super rare artists do that.
That's what all the super rare artists do.
Of course they do.
But, I mean, you know, presenting it or passing it off as, oh, yeah, I have a custom factory
that I've fucking either bought or employed to make this outside of the normal means of production.
That any fucking, you know, layman man can use like Alibaba.
That's what he's implying.
So, by the way, let's just all fucking, you know, call a spade to spade.
The reason he's not saying Alibaba by name is because he doesn't want to fuck it.
He doesn't want the implication that comes with it.
It's misrepresentation, bro.
And for G, like, he'd be fine doing his little vinyl figures.
Without taxation.
Why do they all, why do all the people who like Kid Call Beast, like, they all like the
same style thing?
I just find it hard to, I feel like that guy is one of the founders of alt accounts and
he's just a fucking, look at that art.
It's not real.
That shit is fucking B.
Dude, did you see how much did those tweets were botted where the ones that were interacting
with me?
Bro, it's a total fake account.
The way, it just looks so lopsided anyway.
All the people who, like, he has people that respond back, like, cheerfully on his shit.
That doesn't happen.
So, I don't know what the fuck this guy is talking about.
Like, that's not a real guy.
You're not real.
And your Facebook shit is dumb.
That motherfucker's not real.
That is not real.
Yeah, I went on his Facebook.
That's where that shit was.
His Facebook has that thing first.
Has his little, has his little, uh, breakthrough.
Like, here's my piece of art.
That thing looks like a fucking condom leaking fucking jizz.
That fucking picture he does.
I don't even know what the hell that is.
Since Goo's on the case now, I see you.
I am on the case.
He's got a password locked fucking.
Here, listen to this.
My man Goo's on the case, dude.
You do not want Goo on the case, motherfuckers.
My man Goo's on the case.
That's worse than that, bro.
Honestly.
It is.
It's more official.
Because Goo, because Goo will, Goo will, Goo at Goo will hold a grudge.
Hold a grudge?
I'll find your BDSM for him, fucking login.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
He will fucking sign your job.
I got so much right now, actually.
You just fucking, ugh.
Dude, keep getting into this motherfucking dot com.
Listen, he's got a token-gated, he's got a password-protected website, right?
Yes, he does.
I just fired up Hydra in a little dictionary list.
So we'll see what's onto that.
But anyway.
Yeah.
Yeah.
God, I love you, dude.
It's just a bunch of pictures that hash on scooters and on boats and shit.
That would be so funny.
This is all his fault, too.
Does anyone own hashbots and scooter.e?
Or am I going to have to buy that right now?
Which scooter am I on a picture of?
You were on a scooter, apparently.
The other thing is...
Can you pin the scooter picture, please?
Don't let...
Bro, you don't remember...
Where is it?
Posting scooter pictures?
I remember it vividly.
AKCB seems to...
You know what they're doing?
Treat that shit out and just be, like, hard.
They fucking are...
They're definitely, like...
They're definitely using it for promotion.
It's just the way they...
Oh, yeah.
They need to make some noise, bro.
Yeah.
They need to make some kind of noise, so they pick somebody.
Usually, if there's a piss boy that I run into, you get a one-day window.
And, you know, usually I'm making my son in that one-day window, and then we never hear from you.
24 hours.
That's what's happened in this one-day window.
I'm never going to hear from, interact with, blah, blah, blah, Vandal, whatever.
I might not block him, just to get, like, I don't want to give him the satisfaction.
I'll probably mute him.
I mean, you know, that's...
What about the other hash chiming in?
Oh, boy.
Shucks, fella.
Yeah, hash, too.
I'll tell you what I am.
Block that guy.
No one knows mid-hash.
You know what's so funny, you guys?
That guy's fucking shoe hash.
Get the fuck out of here.
He's stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You set me up for this, dude.
You gave me this win, okay?
Is, you sent me that guy's tweets, right?
And I couldn't see them because I was blocked.
Then he unblocked me to try to get his own on me.
And I was like, you know what, little piss boy?
Fucking junior hash.
Fucking bullshit fake hash.
Fucking irrelevant hash.
Block me again, little bitch.
So, thank you, cuz.
Bro, it was so funny how we used to talk about that.
Everybody's on my fucking dick today.
You know who that was, though, right?
Like, officially, do you know who that is?
Yeah.
That's who Alex would be like,
Well, Hashie, what do you think?
Hey, Hashie, what do you think?
He was the piss boy.
He was the piss boy.
I want to box him in an NFT boxing.
I want to box him.
He's, like, 50 years old.
Whoever wins doesn't get fucking hash anymore.
You have to fucking hash your name.
That ain't bad, actually.
I would literally, I would fucking.
He's 50 and 300 pounds.
He's, like, PK, basically, on the American.
You gotta come up to Canada, bro, chop some wood with me.
It'd be good.
You're gonna get wrecked.
Yo, this.
I would knock him out.
I swear to God, I would knock him out.
I swear to God.
You don't understand how much rage that I have pent up and, like, fucking that I bear in.
Yeah, that's fine.
How many fist fights have you been in, though?
I just opened it again.
And you saying all that while the pin tut is a picture of you on the suit is so funny.
Oh, my God.
How have I never seen this?
What is that?
What outfit is that, first of all?
Holy shit, dude.
What are you fucking in the Mr. Rogers neighborhood in that fucking outfit?
Holy shit.
You were wearing the same exact color.
You guys have different concepts.
I've never seen this before, bro.
This is crazy.
That's not even considered.
That's not earth tones.
That's earth crust tones.
Jesus Christ.
Honestly, man, that doesn't look like, that doesn't inspire confidence, bro.
No, not at all.
Hey, you know what?
You should have worn the pastel.
You know what's so crazy?
You know what's so crazy is I landed this, dude.
I didn't fall off this scooter at all.
Like, I was riding one-handed.
Not inspiring confidence, brother.
You're talking about that sweater, bro.
You look like a fucking Curtis.
You don't even look like Curtis.
I only brought one jacket, dude.
I only brought one jacket.
It was kind of chilly that day.
And I like the jacket.
I do.
I would have changed the pants, probably.
But I do like that.
I think you left that outfit in 2021.
So that's good.
Yeah.
For the khakis.
That khakis.
The khakis.
I can't deal with that at all.
It's just, like, really hurting my feelings.
Those are sweatpants.
Dude, I can't deal with this outfit, bro.
Get this thing off the pin thing.
It's terrible.
I'd rather look at you with that big dick coming out of you than that fucking thing.
Dude, I have a backpack on.
No, that was so much fun.
No, it's not.
I have the same color sweatshirt.
It's better in that picture.
Dude, you see the backpack I have, too?
Let me see.
Dude, that's fun.
What is that?
A Jansport?
Hey, Goo.
This is the same parking lot where that other guy, Tiger's outfit, fucking was in.
Oh, yeah.
That's a Jansport.
That needs to be fun.
Let's watch that again.
That is the best.
Remember we were in that space at, like, 8 a.m. going bananas, and that guy came in,
and then we were like, didn't you eat it?
That was the same guy.
Yo, weren't you Tiger God?
Oh, God, it was that funny.
Watching that shit over and over again.
Like, when he hits...
Wait, Shill, are you there, dude?
He could find that.
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Where did you get this photo?
That was from the Columbo thread.
Columbo posted it, huh?
Why do they have that?
Like, why are they...
What, Columbo?
Why are they scrolling through, like, photos?
What, Columbo?
Imagine having that photo saved on your phone.
What, Columbo?
Here's the thing is, like, I wouldn't even know how to find this photo.
These pussy bitch motherfuckers, bro.
Put this bitch up here.
Where is this fucking pussy?
How would you find this photo?
Like, where...
I don't even...
Shill, can you...
What was this posted?
I don't even know.
Yeah, I'll send you that.
Yeah, please.
I must have missed that.
Oh, wait.
I don't follow that fucking moron.
You're just saying.
Pussy.
Hash, I think you just found your biggest fan, buddy.
I fucking hate that.
That's what I'm saying.
They're not good at trolling.
Cranky, unironically.
Yeah, they're not good at trolling.
Cranky, thank you, dude.
Listen, I said earlier, like, you guys...
Like, Columbo, dude, you are obviously my biggest fan, second only to Vandal.
Like, you guys won't leave me alone.
He's just mad that his scissors are a little worn out.
He's got to get the scissor sharpener over.
Uh-huh.
So he can cut out.
Columbo replied to every single fucking tweet I made today.
Yeah, tough.
He's a tough guy.
He's a fucking tough dude.
He's a tough dude.
He was like, oh, I see Winch's stuff that I made something similar to back in 19-whatever-the-fuck.
Like, hmm, I see Winch's doing pretty good.
Let me try to motherfucking put that shit out there.
He was like, oh, yeah, I only made this much fucking money in royalties as a free man.
I was like, oh, yeah.
Yeah, no, that wasn't just...
It wasn't calculatedly pumped up and down.
I mean, as a holder, I didn't appreciate that at all.
Yeah, exactly.
By the way, how are those going, dude?
They're a disaster.
Garbage dump disaster.
He was like, oh, I only made one ETH royalties from those.
Well, probably, because he washed his own whatever through it.
Washed, like, 50 ETHs.
Washed his ETH money through it there.
Made a million dollars last year off of Bored Apes, but I'm an artist.
I'm the fucking Injuxtapose in 2003 for cutting out fucking papers and gluing them.
You don't fucking know.
That shit is gay.
That shit is fucking corn.
That's what that is.
Wait, you go, Dave.
I have a question about art, but I don't want Goo to get mad at me.
No, I'm mad at you already.
No, no.
Your inquiries.
They need not be public.
He's fucking here.
See, these hands?
Wait, wait.
These are the same hands that are fucking...
Never mind.
That's why these hands will fucking...
That's why these hands can say what they're saying right now.
Because they already fucking pulled the ticket last year two years ago.
You want me to pull it again?
Come on in, bro.
Come in and let me call my boy and have him call out there and we'll see what happens.
This is like...
Before we get into it.
Do you want to hear the real facts of the matter?
Like, do you want to get into the real facts?
Hold on.
Goo, goo, goo, goo.
Before we get into this, I just want to say that before we get into this, there's one point
I wanted to make was that of all the people that you would want to come after, right, it
is so hard to come after us because we have turned down so much money to the point where
you guys would say, you're all retarded.
And that might be true.
That is true.
Very true.
That's true.
There's the end of the sentence.
But we are ethically and morally sound and we, you know, at what...
Yeah.
Does that matter?
That's cool, yeah.
Good.
Maybe not.
But I'm just saying, it's really hard to come after us, okay, for anything other than how
I look on a scooter.
Yeah, how you look on a scooter, bro.
That's all we could find.
If that's all they have on me, dude, I'll take it all day.
Well, that's my biggest fear.
What else are they going to say, bro?
I hope they don't fucking get that on me.
I was born like this.
I own it, dude.
I'm a ginger.
Nobody wants my sperm.
Not even the banks.
No, that's not true.
They want you.
They want you there, buddy.
Nah.
They're going to pay only a quarter of the price.
Dude, I'm there.
Six gold.
Yeah, but you only get 25% of the actual price, though.
Yeah, like you said, though.
I'm going to get a little bit of that.
Sweet, sweet sperm money.
Sperm bank money.
Sperm money.
Sperm banks.
Yeah.
Who did...
Okay, so Goo and Cranky...
No, no.
Cranky is just trying to, like, pile on to my thumb.
It's like, bro, my thumbs...
Whatever, dude.
No way, bro.
First of all, it's like a mitt.
You don't want to...
Wait, am I on the Cranky side on this, dude?
It's like a mitt.
It's a mitt.
I'm just saying.
Come on.
I don't know if this is what you said, but what I said when I first met you was, you
have weird thumbs.
That's not what you said.
If your thumbs had seen those things...
I didn't say you have weird thumbs, but I said you have toe thumbs.
That's right.
If they'd seen the things and been to places those thumbs had, you know, they would probably
look similar.
You could walk on those hands.
Exactly.
Oh, my God.
These thumb hands have built fucking...
I told you.
They've built empires already.
You're sleeping.
These thumbs are built.
Hey, bro.
These thumbs are digging.
Trenches.
I love you.
Digging the moat.
I'm sorry.
Can I please ask my question?
You have to say something nice about my thumbs before you can...
Don't be fucking mad at me.
No, I'm not.
Wow.
I didn't know thumbs could be that short and stumpy.
They really are, though.
They're not short.
They're not short.
They're really short.
Come on.
What do you mean?
I make that...
Are you retarded?
I make that fucking...
I'm rounding my hand around the fucking...
Bulbed on purpose.
No, buddy.
You psychotic person.
Why are you looking so closely?
The joke is about the light bulb.
The fucking 1925 crypto punk.
I have a crypto punk light bulb.
You're one of those motherfuckers with toe thumbs, man.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
These toe thumbs are going to save you in many street fights when you come to New York every fucking time.
All these guys want to kill you.
It might be true.
They don't know what I look like.
Right?
I just walk ten steps behind you.
You wedge one of those toe thumbs right in the fucking eye, and then you're going to see it coming.
Good God.
I'm just waiting for it.
I just don't know if I missed the fucking...
Because you said you were going to drop the thing that Colabi did with ADHD.
Yeah.
No, I didn't do it.
I was tinkering with it.
Okay.
I wanted to ask.
Tinkering with it.
Holy shit.
What?
Where is ADHD then?
I don't know.
I have to talk to him, too.
He's not responding.
He's on vacation with his old lady.
He's making another child then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's about that time of day, yeah.
Did he go back to that same farm he was staying at?
Could be.
Old Boone's farm.
He was on an island.
He posted a picture from an island.
Really?
Oh, he did it big time.
I see.
I don't know if it was a nice fucking island.
He just said it was on a fucking island.
Right?
Yeah.
Was it Ohio Island?
There's degrees.
Sweetie's Island.
I'm pretty sure it was a fucking Ohio Island.
So, yeah.
I mean, don't get excited.
Bro, the island was called Put-In Bay.
Is it?
Yep.
That's the one.
Yes.
What is that for?
That's definitely a swingers resort.
Yeah.
That sounds wild.
Whole place runs on beads and loofahs, right?
That's where they found McAfee's body, I think.
Anyway.
At the swingers resort in Ohio?
Yeah.
At the Ohio Island.
Swingers resort.
Fucking Blackhound, first of all.
Let's put Joey up.
He's got something to say, you know?
Is fucking Blackhound a speaker, dude?
Because this was shared by Blackhound.
He is.
Okay.
Blackhound, can you explain yourself?
Oh, boy.
Look at this one.
Holy shit.
Is that crazy or what?
Listen, that dude was giving water at the end of the game.
Bro.
They were, like, losing.
And he was walking around giving water out.
Poor guy.
That's the worst.
That's honestly worse than that.
That's like hash if he didn't break his ankle.
And he went to college for tennis, but he didn't really play.
So, he just, like, did that in the offseason.
That's him.
That's like the, we flash forward, like, time machine to that.
You put his, the top of his fucking head over mine, and it.
It's the same guy.
That's like if you were the half sack guy, and you didn't do tennis at all.
You just went through football.
Yo, it's unbelievable.
That's unbelievable.
You're a piece of fucking shit.
Bro, that's unreal.
It's uncanny.
It's unreal.
It's his twin, bro.
It's crazy.
Bro, it's you, dude.
That's the guy who had the half sacks.
You, that's him.
You guys split in that locker room.
Your coach can explain this.
We got to find this guy.
Hold on.
We got to get him here.
He knows this shit.
He knows how this happens.
You got the coach?
Yeah, he's around.
I'm sure.
God, this sucks.
Here's the thing.
He's like, there's a big Rob is on this shit, too.
Fucking cunt he did.
He is so good at finding these fucking gingers that look exactly like me.
You all are.
They're all over the fucking place.
Go ahead.
Someone posted one on the Discord of your twin dancing at a concert.
Remember?
That was Rob.
That was me.
That was me.
Yeah.
Rob, now how do you find so many bats that lookalikes?
What's the deal there?
You're standing right next to them.
Rob, man.
How do you find these guys, Rob?
Come on.
You got to tell me.
There's like something.
Well, apparently there was a sperm bank that said yes at one point.
Ten cents on the dollar.
I'm not saying your mom hits me up a lot, but, you know, maybe your dad's not doing something
right.
There's an accident at the sperm bank.
They're all ginger.
Listen, if there is one thing I'm thankful for in NFTs, I'm thankful that Cunty Rob is
my biggest holder.
He is the man.
That story was fun.
I love him.
He is.
He's the best.
I do love you, bro.
I have over 150 individual fucking bastards.
Yep.
Why the fuck?
Yeah.
Look, I told you I have mental health fucking problems, okay?
I've asked him many times.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
Also, somebody needs to pay for his weed that he has to smoke in his car.
Yeah.
That's very part of it.
Pretty based, honestly.
That's a good word.
He does too much, dude.
He does too much.
I also don't have any children.
So, you know, there we go.
Charity.
Oh, look, Cash.
You've been adopted.
Yeah.
You got a papa.
The best part is Rob was like, I was like, Rob, why do you have so many badges?
He was like, shut up.
I want a custom with your mom.
I'm more than his mom.
I made you.
Yeah.
I actually have an entire, I have an entire Ancestry.com family tree on this motherfucker
and just in case he decides to ever rug on us and I've got him.
I, I own the, the only copy that was available of the novel that he wrote and the fucking
thing is, is that like somebody tried to translate the shit into like Spanish and like the first
like chapter and then they fucking gave up.
Like, like it's amazing.
This is the craziest thing ever.
Wait, is this like Pauly or something now, dude?
This guy?
Vangel?
Oh, Vandal?
Maybe.
Vangel is one of these guys.
He's one of these cunts.
No doubt.
It's either.
Wait, this is actually hilarious.
Fucking Rob found the book on, uh, that I wrote one time on a fucking Amazon.
But it was, it was a resell, it was a resold version of it.
And in that version of the book was like, it was like used to translate Spanish, like
in a Spanish lesson.
Some weird fucking shit.
What?
I don't know, dude.
Oh, wait.
Uh, wait.
I'll just rob this in that fucking photo.
Bro, how does this guy have so much love from all these unknown people?
Yeah, brother.
What a day.
What the fuck do?
Entertaining day.
Wow, brother.
Christopher Winkler, bro.
I was just about to be calling you, dude.
Uh, okay.
I called.
What the fuck is with these people?
Like, who talks to Vandal like they're his brother, though?
Dude, nobody.
What an entertaining day, brother.
Robots.
Really, bro.
This is some weirdness.
I'm just putting it all out there and I'm letting everybody, you know, uh.
It is funny if they just created a whole backstory for you to get, go through and find.
And then they're just like, you dope.
Ha ha.
Like, we just made you waste your whole day.
Ha ha.
Two days.
Ha ha.
Like, that's what I would do.
I wouldn't even curse at you.
I'd just say, ah, you wasted two days.
I think we won because we got the scooter picture.
I know.
It's like a fucking win-win.
It was great.
It was great.
I haven't heard him in two years.
That was, uh, excellent.
How many, uh, bastards do you own, Cunty?
This fucker's always late to the goddamn party.
We're not repeating the instructions for you, fucking Winch.
All right.
Is it over?
He's got like 100?
He's got like 150 almost.
He's like either at or above 150.
I think I'm probably over 150, but we're not going to fucking talk about it.
We already did that.
That's right.
That's right.
Winchy, listen.
We've.
In your, uh, in your, in your hierarchy of holders, he would be like the, uh, what is,
what's your highest one?
The, the Mecca whale?
What?
Yeah.
The center whale and the center whale.
And he is here tonight.
BTW.
Cinto whale.
Bite the wang.
Bite the wang.
Yeah.
Bite.
He's, he's, he's, this is the Cunty whale, dude.
He's, it's like the, um.
It's even, if it's over 150, it's even better than a center whale.
It's like a center venta whale.
That's what I'm saying, right?
Yeah.
It's a venta.
That means 20.
Cunty has his own discord title, dude.
He's top bastard.
It's pink.
I'll show up in hot pink, motherfucker.
That's right.
That's right.
That's sick.
He's mad.
Cunty, you going to be around for Christmas?
His Wi-Fi won't work during Christmas.
You know, no, I'm, I'm planning on dying before Christmas, so I don't have to talk to you.
Zimmer 24th, man.
Pop it down.
It's over.
Fuggins.
At least we got to hear your voice, bud.
Always remember that.
God, Merry Christmas to everybody.
No, man.
What about Thanksgiving?
How'd you do?
It's an occasion when Cunty graces us with his presence on Spaces.
This is, uh.
He was a little amped up today, I think, from all the excitement.
Hey, listen.
I love it.
My man.
He came swinging today, dude.
He was like, what are we doing today?
All right, let's do it.
I was just waiting for somebody to hit me in the face, because I was trying to get a semi.
Legend.
Oh, shit.
Coach, I don't think you fought hard enough for me today, dude.
Bro, we're not fucking married.
What is this?
Fucking Canadian.
I don't know, man.
Do you fight for your spouse, though?
I don't think you fight for your spouse.
I think you need to be on my side.
You definitely fight for your boys, though.
Bro, what the fuck?
That was hella gay, bro.
I'm sorry.
What, me?
You've never been married.
Bro, I waited the whole day yesterday for your response, and I was like, I'm bored of this
shit now.
Who, me?
No, hash.
Oh, God.
I'm getting confused as fuck.
You didn't even let me know, dude.
You didn't even let me know.
I had fucking ops on my ass.
I thought you would have seen it.
When did the ops come into play?
I wasn't even called upon.
Dude, dude.
That's what I'm saying.
This happened at 10.
This happened at 10.30 a.m. Eastern yesterday.
I didn't see it until today.
Oh, my.
I know.
These guys are really onto it.
Like, we give a fuck about you, you pissants.
Fucking no market moving losers.
How the fuck is getting it right now, bro?
Yo, what's the fuck?
What's this Columbo guy?
He's got a small cop.
Hey, espresso.
Is he still sucking my dick or what?
I don't know.
What's his deal, dude?
Where is he?
I don't know, dude.
He's not going to come in here.
Invite him in.
He came at me.
He came at me.
He came at me today in a reply to some totally, like, he's dead.
He's like some subtweet shit, bro.
I think he's feeling self-conscious about something because he would not stop.
What about his beard?
His beard went gray overnight.
Somebody sent me a picture.
I mean, his boyfriend.
His boyfriend's beard, I mean.
Wait, maybe he talks about anything else to ginger.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm going there.
Fuck.
One of these guys is a ginger.
Yeah, it's tougher.
He's got a lot of muscles.
Mmm.
You got muscles.
Do you know how to ride a motorcycle?
Yeah.
Winch.
Winch already buddied that dude.
Yeah, Winch bodied Columbo.
So, Columbo is mad as hell.
What's he going to do?
Post another magazine article from 2012?
Fuck that guy.
Yeah, that's the guy.
Winch actually destroyed him.
Winchy, I stood up for you today, brother.
In such a way that was offensive to me.
When?
Well, I just said, Columbo's coming at me.
And I said, hey, get the fuck out of here, you cash grabber that copies independent artists.
Columbo, was that the guy that ripped off the winch or the guy that's doing the bullshit 2D clip-on?
It's both.
It's the book Pixel guy.
And he's coming.
It's been like six months.
Where's he been?
Well, he decided to jump on the Vandal Hashbusters hate.
And while he did that, I said, hey, aren't you the Winch copycat?
And he said, oh my god!
So, there you go.
That would have triggered him so much.
Oh, it triggered him.
I'm about to.
It triggered him so hard.
I got him blocked or booted for a while.
Yeah.
I'm putting a Winch on his timeline right now.
It triggered him so bad, Winchy, that he replied to my other tweets all fucking day.
Oh, I don't see any.
I forgot.
Winch got him.
Yeah, he got him blocked for like three days.
Yeah, he snitched on him, which I was adamantly against.
He's calling me a fag and all his brothers.
What?
He's going up.
Now get him.
I'm a pussy.
You can't do that anymore.
Yes, you can.
You can't do that anymore, man.
Come on.
He's a Winch.
Send some shots, bro.
You can write Coxsackie, but I don't know if we're allowed to say it.
You can say whatever you want, brother.
Okay.
But the writing.
Yeah, he was pretty bad.
The writing was on the wall.
And, you know, he's a legitimate collage artist, but I feel he's.
No, he's not.
That's not even a fucking phrase in reality.
What are you talking about?
No, no, he's a fucking loser.
Get out of here.
He's good at social media.
He's good at social media, guys.
Don't fucking get it twisted.
He's good at social media.
Yeah, he had an odd Instagram in the 2010s.
That's pretty much what he did.
Fuck that guy.
He was in one magazine in 2000 and what?
Three?
Right after the towers fell.
They were like, who else can we put in the hook?
Wait, we're kind of bummed out.
No one else is going in these fucking magazines anymore.
The whole industry is dead.
Let's get Columbo and juxtapose.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you for saying that.
He just probably blew a fuse.
Like, ah.
I just put Wench on his timeline.
So, I said, what's up with your project?
And I put Wench.
A picture of Wench.
A Wench.
Kind of reminds me of this.
He did a big...
Bro, you're not understanding.
All right.
I'm leaving.
Bye.
Okay, what am I missing?
Do we?
Huh.
Ah, nothing.
Just wait a second and I'll show you.
And you'll laugh.
All right.
I thought the woke pixels were predating the Wenches.
I thought we got to the bottom of that.
Hey, Espresso, you shut your mouth right now, buddy.
Espresso, you hated it?
No, well, I don't think it was.
I'm not sure that.
Even if they did.
I'm not sure that neither they did.
I was two and a half years into Wench.
But who...
Espresso, Espresso, let me ask you this.
Hey, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Espresso, let me ask you this, bitch.
Who was minted first, Espresso?
I don't know.
Who was minted first, fucknut?
I'm just asking questions over here.
Who was minted first, fucknut?
Wait, wait.
What's he talking about?
All right, I'm muting everybody because Espresso wanted to get a little cheap shot here on Wench.
Wait, what's he talking about?
Hold on, hold on.
Shut the fuck up.
That old Wenchie.
Wenchie, who came first?
The fucking chicken or the egg?
The woke pixel or the wench?
Okay.
Okay, who had it?
Hold the fuck on, girl.
I hate you.
Who put it?
Okay, he had an article in the fucking whatever the fuck in 2012.
Wenchie made fucking Wenchies in 1980.
I think woke pixel fuck-ass Columbo is 12.
So I don't know how that math works out.
But Wenchies was minted on the blockchain first.
And then his woke pixel fuckery that was exactly like Wenchies was minted.
Espresso, go ahead.
And also, you like funks.
So you need a bitch?
All right, all right, all right, all right.
Funk those fuckers, dude.
Come on now.
Those little fuckers, man.
That's a fucking polyampliper.
My mid-date was January 15th, 2021.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Columbo was trying to say that Wench copied someone else.
It wasn't Columbo himself.
I think it was – I know you did your own shit, but this is what the other guy was saying.
I don't think you copied it.
We saw Wenchies from 1980s.
So I don't give a fuck what the fuck he had from 2012.
That was 94.
Yeah, while you're playing Twister, bro.
That was awful.
It was painted in 94.
We give you a chance, Joey.
You're getting kicked.
That was terrible.
Oh, there it is.
He got kicked.
That's Joey Columbo.
Hey, he got kicked.
That's Joey Columbo.
That's Joey Columbo.
You're so tough.
I don't know if it's actually – if it's at all, I didn't even know, but he's getting kicked.
Was he here?
But yeah, Columbo's a piece of shit, dude.
Come on.
Don't come too much again, please.
I even complimented him at first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were just like, oh, you're a cool artist and shit.
And then he was like, oh, fuck you.
It's not cool.
And you were like, all right, bro.
It's not cool.
Whatever.
Is he the most person that you don't want to be around?
You know?
Like somebody – it's like – I mean, I'm sure I'm like that sometimes.
So, like, if I'm with somebody that makes me feel like that, it's like, oof, really good.
Really, really good.
Well, it's like, what value is there in defending Columbo?
What value does he add to the space that would be missing if he was just –
He has no value.
Right.
So, he does stuff with Kanye.
Huh?
He works with Kanye.
What does he do?
What does he do with Kanye?
I don't know.
That's rider ropes, bro.
That's rider slips.
Isn't that –
Slipping falls.
That's rider slips.
I got that mixed up.
Isn't Kanye anti-Semitic, dude?
Come on.
I don't care about Kanye.
He's dead.
Yo, did you see those Instagram posts?
That's from when Rips was getting engaged to Azalea Banks, that rapper.
That shit is wild.
He's got a crazy ass, by the way.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that?
I remember that?
I know that shit.
Not to be objective.
He's a fucking –
He's a woman beater, piece of shit.
Yeah.
Wait, who is?
Rips.
Rider Rips.
They're fucking cunts.
He's a little cunt, crackhead.
He's a little crack-toothed crackhead.
You don't know?
He's a little crackhead, crackhead?
That's why I don't want to get into it on the timeline.
Hey, you guys.
I have a question.
Can white people call other white people crackers, or is that weird?
Yeah, absolutely.
You're a fuck-cracker to me.
Yeah, because black people call other black people the N-word.
Espresso's a cracker to me, dude.
But cracker is funny.
It's like –
No, I love Espresso, too.
I'm a saltine.
Is that it?
I would go salt.
Espresso's smarter than me, so I have to get at him for dumb shit.
Espresso's good at –
I'm very dumb.
Prattner's kind of stupid.
I would go for life.
I know where I stand.
Espresso's like, you have to act as you stand.
Espresso, you're ugly.
Blah, blah.
You're really not making any bridges.
Yeah, well, Espresso, you're stupid.
I'm going to call Columbo so fast.
I'm going to call Columbo.
Please don't do this.
I feel like you're making fun of me with that one, too.
Hesh, go ahead and take the mic out of your mouth there, buddy.
Oh, dude.
I don't know who I like better, Ryder or Columbo.
That's tough, dude.
It's like the devil or the devil's dick.
What is it?
What is it?
No, it's the devil's dick or the devil's bush.
That's what it is.
What does this mean?
Bro, why do you always talk about dicks?
Dude, you're not a classically trained artist, that's why.
You must be.
Exactly.
I really like Superbad when he's telling the thing of, like, I couldn't stop drawing it.
That's literally Hesh's favorite movie.
That's Hesh's favorite movie in the world.
Sophisticated, so I love Superbad.
Honestly, Superbad's one of my favorite movies of all time.
If not my favorite.
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Kunti, do you like Superbad in the movie?
Just real quick.
Yeah, it's pretty good, I guess.
I don't know.
I haven't seen it in forever.
I'm so much too late to remember that shit.
I'm going to be honest with you.
That's enough for me.
The dude who plays McLovin.
His name is Chris Mince, and he asked my sister to prom.
They went to high school together.
Oh, yeah.
Did she go?
No, she didn't.
And then later on, she was like, fuck!
Damn it!
McLovin!
She was!
That's like of all the people.
He plays in some band.
Because he was here for, like, ACL.
He plays in, uh...
Yeah, he has a band now, and, like, a wife and a baby and all this shit.
I drank Red Stripe with him a few times, like, when I was younger and everything.
Why can't you just say beer?
Because he's a nice guy.
I feel like it's an L with him.
No, why can't you just say beer?
What, do you work for them?
Is this, like, a secret thing you're doing?
No, because, like, the only time I drank Red Stripe was not a weird beard, because it
had a weird shape.
Red Stripe's good.
Yeah, I was way too young to fucking even know what taste was at the time.
The Red Stripe girl.
The Red Stripe girl.
What?
What was that?
I'm done with this conversation.
What can we talk about now?
I'm sorry.
I was trying to find this picture I have.
All right, wait, wait, wait.
I know you have topics.
No, I don't.
I'm ready for the assignment at hand, but no one seems to be fucking...
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, fucking invite FanDuel in here.
I'm done.
Get Clumbo.
I'm done.
Fucking go.
Pussyfooting around.
This is fucking bullshit.
They have, like, an open invitation to come in here and plead their case, but...
Here's what it is.
They don't want to talk...
We're better.
And that's it.
Like, FanDuel doesn't want to talk about his profit margins, so...
That's fine.
Come in and talk about it.
What'd you do?
He doesn't want to, dude.
He's secretive about that, I understand.
I mean, you can't even...
He can't beat you in that, either.
I think he did 18 ETH in his wash-through little pretend collection.
The other one...
I mean, you know, that's...
He had 100 holders.
How did you do 16 ETH in one and two ETH in the other?
And it was, like, fucking...
One had 30 pieces and one had, like, whatever amount.
A bigger, a larger amount.
A couple hundred.
Or it's, like, fucking not adding up weird-ass shit to claim.
His whole thing is weird.
Fucking bizarre.
I don't trust digital artists that come in and they're like,
I'm gonna add a tease, I know what I'm gonna do.
It's, like, that's not even what we did, even.
Like, everybody here, basically, is the same just from now.
Like, we're artists, whatever, into other factions of things,
and then it's, like, you just...
It's a new medium take.
It's, like...
I'm not doing this played-out shit with these people anymore.
They're all fucking illustrators.
They sit at those curved tables with their fucking feet up all day,
getting told what to color in.
Then they come here and they say,
I'm a fucking classical motherfucker, and I know everything.
Fuck that.
You don't know shit.
How about that?
I've been putting shit up in New York for fucking 25 years.
All over the streets, not taking pictures of it.
Not doing shit.
So, fuck off.
Eat my ass.
How about that?
I haven't...
You know, I don't say a word about it.
Who gives a fuck?
Because it's the same thing now, right here.
It's, like, it doesn't matter.
That guy's not even a real vandal.
He's not even a vandal.
That's right.
He doesn't even have an A in his name.
Right?
I was actually vandalizing.
I got fucking arrested.
Exactly.
I'm out here spray...
I'm out here spray-painting giant dicks on shit.
I almost ruined my whole life.
I'm better at not getting arrested.
They have a whole squad for that shit.
Believe me.
Yeah, they do.
They do.
What were you doing?
Spray-paint?
No, I was doing, yeah, like, poster stuff.
A little spray-paint.
And you'd have, like, a bunch of, like, diluted...
Stickers.
Hold on.
You guys, can I just point out...
Not like that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait, wait.
I pinned this up top.
I said, um...
At Vandal, come through if you aren't a mid-bitch.
At J.Columbo, come through if you aren't a fake tough guy.
So, let's see what they do.
Oh, now we're getting serious.
It's getting wild.
It's getting saucy.
Hold on.
Let me go find my cocaine in my 30 years.
Oh, my God.
It's getting sweatier than the sweatshops that produce Vandal's vinyls in here.
Oh, my God.
Let me go find the box with my special box with my gun and my blow so we can get this shit
cooking.
I'm sorry for exposing your fucking grip, bitch.
I hate a grip, bitch, dude.
I'm going to start railing lines and fucking shots out my back door on this fucking space
now.
How about that?
You're going to start a bull market.
Don't fucking dump me, bro.
Y'all already know.
I'll start blasting.
No, you can do that right now.
I'd get in major trouble.
It'd be the crescendo of my life, but...
We need more racking of fire.
Shit.
I just dropped a hole.
What the hell?
I'm crashing into shit.
I'm getting amped up.
Listen.
He dropped his gun and blow box.
I just dropped my special box.
All the blow is gone.
And the gun fucking shot off into space.
Oh, gosh, your box, dude.
Where is the special box for the cocaine?
Huh?
Where is the special box?
We know you have it in this vehicle.
Me too.
Yeah, obviously.
The barrel is actually a good hiding spot for cocaine.
All right, guys.
This is a good hiding spot.
They never look right down the barrel.
What?
They never look right down the barrel.
You're right.
I know.
It's genius.
Do you hide your cocaine in your barrel?
I'm going to go get a wine.
I do.
Then I shoot it in your face.
Come here, you crazy guy.
Oh, you're trying to wrap my house?
I'm going to open your nose.
I'm going to open it up.
Boom.
Holy shit.
You know how they have the money gun thing, right?
What if you made the cocaine gun?
You'd have to obviously call it something different.
I should actually do that for Kramer's newest thing.
Because he just said I was premature with Bitcoin.
I should have fucking told everyone to hold it.
Did you see that yesterday?
Kramer?
Kramer said, I have made a mistake in telling everyone to sell their digital assets in 2022
when Bitcoin was $16,500.
And he said that yesterday when Bitcoin was like $39,000.
What a scumbag.
He's almost like a fucking Rupert pumpkin.
He's like a fucking...
You just counter everything he says.
No, I know that, but I think he's like a comedian now.
I feel like he's doing like that comedian shit, that comedy that no one likes.
It's a bit.
It's a bit.
Like the weatherman.
I can verify.
Dude, his bit, it permeates his real life.
My buddy's dad met him at an event.
Dude, Kramer comes up behind him.
He whispers in his ear, my bank of America.
And just like walks away, dude.
I swear to God.
Bro.
What?
He's a character.
That is insanity.
My bank of America.
I gotta get to know him now instead of being blocked.
Maybe I'll try and be his fanboy.
Maybe I'll make portraits soon.
I thought some of my shit was badass though.
With the coke and the gun.
You catch him sometimes, bro.
Just like wandering around in a dark alley somewhere.
And he's going to run up on you and be like, sell your Bitcoin.
Hawk owns the cream in here.
That's a fucking classic.
Dude, grifters stick together.
That's the number one rule of Web 3.
Well, you're poking your foot into the grift pool of all time.
You know that.
I just quote tweeted our space and said,
No haters were fouled in the space.
Crazy how there are just crickets when given a chance to plead their grifting case.
That is like primetime Saturday night though.
Here lies the Vanduul and Columbo.
All right.
What, you lump them in together?
I want them to both come here so that I can fucking train.
What are they both fucking, what are they both?
The same dude?
I think so.
It could be.
They were coming at me evenly.
They are.
What if they're, what if they're just goo all, please get me like you got you.
I'm just making content.
You got to be honest with me right now, dude.
Just get me riled.
I'm just.
Just get me all riled.
Check out that at Columbo.
Check out at Columbo.
C zero L.
Have fun, guys.
Dealing with that.
What a bunch of bitches out here, dude.
Web 3 is full of bitches.
All my alts got wiped out again.
I got to re-log.
Oh my God.
OpenSea deleted the fat Dookie tweet.
I think that's awesome.
I actually gave, I gave up on Twitter kind of.
Like I realized like I'm way above this bullshit, like typing tweets and shit, like I'm showing
shit on there like that.
So I just go, yo, I like talking on it though.
That's different.
But the fucking content on it is.
How's your analytics?
It's good.
My analytics, I'm top with 2% in the world.
Whatever that is.
I don't know.
And I have a couple hundred thousand a week.
I still find value in the platform.
I actually get, I got to look at it.
Let's see.
How do you do that?
I never did it once.
How do you do it?
Oh, man.
What if you go to your settings?
You guys want to make hash crazy?
Let's look at my analytics.
He's going to be like, why am I even talking to this guy?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
You're going to ratio him.
He's going to be sad again.
Damn.
I wanted to shout out Big Rob one more time before he left, dude.
I love that motherfucker.
I'm so happy.
Wait, who?
Yeah, he's on, he's on one today.
I'm so happy he spoke tonight.
He's fucking late.
Dude, he is so funny.
I haven't heard him speak in like over a year probably.
Oh my God.
He's just the best.
He's just the best dude.
He's got to come along.
I love him.
He's always like, oh, every time frame he says has a comment.
Oh, too early.
Oh, you guys are too late.
Oh, man.
What are you guys doing?
Dude, him and his lady, they go to concerts like a bit.
They're over in Austin, you know?
They go to fucking...
Oh, they're out?
They have a nightlife?
They're outie, dude.
They are fucking nightlife city.
That was fun.
I'm like, what the fuck is...
You guys are crazy.
They don't have kids.
It's fucking great.
Do all the drugs.
I love that you fight with all your friends, though.
It's such a healthy sign.
What'd you say?
Sorry, Goo.
You go ahead.
No, I'm not saying...
Wait, Cranky, what is the healthy sign?
That you fight with your friends, like, openly and, like, scrap and everything.
Like, it's, like, good...
Scrap, like, fist fight?
No, because he couldn't.
But I mean, we can bitch at each other.
Facts.
I don't scrap fist fight with my friends anymore.
That shit is bleeds.
I can only spar intellectually.
Both sides are honest.
It's a good thing.
Oh, I'm here?
Yeah, we...
The thing is, we keep hash honest, right?
Someone has to.
Yeah, but no one...
I might be one of the most honest people in this whole fucking space, okay?
I can't lie to save my ass, all right?
So...
I can't lie.
I'm so flush.
And all these motherfuckers wouldn't let me lie if I tried, okay?
So...
You know, like...
About anything, too.
You're like, oh, I had a girl...
I had a girl out on last night.
No, you didn't.
Immediately, no.
Anything.
I can't say anything.
So...
That's what I was gonna say before, is, like...
We are...
So...
It's just...
This is just three bulletproof motherfuckers that have done literally fucking nothing for
this very purpose so that all the people that we go after can't come after us for the
same thing.
We've protected ourselves from not doing the same fucking cash grab sellout bullshit that
everybody else has so that when we keep calling them out, we can without them having anything
to go at besides my fucking looks on a scooter.
Which, fair enough, dude...
Which, honestly...
Honestly, that's a lot.
It's a bit of his fucking space, though, too.
It's still kind of reminds me of, like...
It's sort of, like, Windy City Heat, though, but, like, it's kind of like a troll, but, like,
it's not offensive, almost.
Like, it's funny.
Like, to post that scooter picture, it's, like, funny for everyone, though.
That fit is offensive, though.
That fit's offensive.
Good.
Do you not...
Do you really not like my outfit?
No, that outfit sucks.
I wouldn't walk around with you.
That fit is offensive, bro.
Straight up, Rob.
I would walk even 20 feet.
I'll do 10 just so you can...
I want someone to, like, pretend to attack you so I can jump on.
I would do that.
But also, I'll do 20 feet.
I called that one shades of orange, dude.
I thought it went with my hair.
Yeah.
I told you.
That's, like, a big Fraggle Rock you look like.
You just climbed out of the crust of Fraggle Rock.
So, I would be seen with him in public.
I would be seen with him in public, all right?
But I would be wearing my ski mask at the time.
You've been seen with me in public.
That's not saying much.
I don't dress well, okay.
You guys don't even...
No, you haven't.
You've been wearing those fucking hats.
Those face hat things.
Yeah, we wear ski masks.
We took our masks off, you do.
Oh, you guys did?
You saw it?
Yeah.
Okay, so Dave didn't at the event.
You revealed?
Obviously, like, hanging out outside, yeah.
Your NFT is revealed?
No, like, if I kept them on the whole time,
I slipped them up, bro.
Yeah, I slept with the fucker on.
I shower with it on, bro.
No, I was being facetious.
Like, out in public at all the events.
First of all, all three of you dummies said it.
At the same time, serious.
Yeah, because we all share a brain cell.
Like, you three.
No, it wasn't even...
Because it wasn't at the same time.
It was, like, same night.
Like, at different spaces.
Yeah, no.
At all the public.
At all the public.
Yeah.
No, I can't give you the exact credit.
Out in public at any point, no.
Absolutely not.
Oh, wait a second.
Yeah.
I can't believe he's gracing us with his presence tonight.
There's no way.
I know.
I can't believe it.
It's so awesome.
Let's see.
Oh, Randy's here.
Holy shit.
Randy Sandusky.
Coach Randy.
The coach is here.
Stax is here, too.
Stax is about to...
Listen, Stax, this is just my tennis coach.
Oh, Stax is good, too.
Put her up.
Just Randy Sandusky.
I don't know if she wants to come on.
But, listen.
Randy wants to tell you about something.
Not that one.
Not that one.
What?
Bro, chill out.
Your coach is going to tell you about something.
No, not that Randy Sandusky is what I'm saying.
Yeah, it is that Randy Sandusky.
He's the third, right?
Remember?
He told us.
He's the third Sandusky brother.
He's the brother.
He's the brother that escaped.
The nitty lines.
I love Randy, dude.
Randy, where are you, bro?
Coach, he didn't come up?
Columbo responded to that fake tough guy.
You know you're a dork.
Wow.
But then he didn't.
He's not coming out.
I was like...
You're a dork, Cash.
I was like, where are you?
In this space to defend your cash grab?
Where are you, bro?
You're a bitch.
You guys still didn't see it.
I called him a bitch.
I called Columbo a bitch.
Who cares?
Columbo's a bitch.
He's a fucking...
He's a gross.
Dude, I had all these mid bitches coming after me today.
They all bought their five.
How are you going to be mid and bought your shit?
It's the tallest guy I went through.
You can't be mid and bought your shit.
What the fuck?
That's double mid.
Randy.
Coach, what's going on, man?
Hey, Randy.
What's going on, guys?
This is Coach Randy Sandusky just checking in.
How we doing?
Yeah, buddy.
Randy, I'm glad you're here, bro, because we can wax and wane and we can relate about how
painful the day was.
I have a question.
Randy has five followers.
Dude, Randy Sandusky.
He's just trying to connect with him.
He's blokey.
He's under the radar.
He's not really allowed to be on Twitter.
Randy's not about the spotlight.
He's about the fucking grind.
Is that right, Randy?
That's right.
Guys, listen.
I'm not here to become famous and to become some kind of influencer, okay?
I'm just here to connect with my guy, Hatch, okay?
One of the truest players and greatest forms that Ohio State tennis has ever seen, okay?
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's not just...
And if Randy...
You know, if Randy would...
It's not just on the court he's talking about my form being fucking phenomenal.
Your form?
But also in the shower.
Isn't that right, Randy?
I mean, listen.
Listen, if you want to talk about a guy who just never dropped the soap, we're talking
hash, okay?
Like, he's on point.
He never did it.
I was shy.
He's like leading the witness.
I don't make an unforced error.
That's what I'm talking about, right, Randy?
Is this like a paid advertisement or something?
No, you know...
It's his coach, and he came in to say because he was getting picked on by this vangal or something.
I see this happening, and I'm trying to figure out why these guys are trying to pick on Hash.
He's just, you know, he's such a pure, absolute, dedicated athlete, and, you know, someone who's
just so intuitive for him and totally mind-blowing that somebody was trying to go out to him.
I'm just...
I don't get it.
Coach, can you tell us what he used to have to eat for, like, his old diet he used to have?
Randy, weren't we on the Tom Brady, the TB12 diet?
I've never seen someone so dedicated before to this diet, and there was that food, too.
That is just it, too.
Just the burritos and everything.
Chunky.
Me and Randy...
You're a world-class athlete.
Are you kidding me?
Which is the best life track.
If Randy Sandusky was the coach of the Ohio State Buckeye men's football team right now,
all I'm saying is they would be in tip-top shape, okay?
They would be losing to Michigan, right, Randy?
They'd definitely beat him in tennis.
You know, Haz, I can't talk about...
We don't even say that letter right now.
That letter from my house.
Hash, is this Randy's sawdust key?
What if you...
Did you get rid of the W's, too?
That's right.
No, no.
It's just the...
You know, that's a low-blow, low-blow, good.
I'm sorry.
That's a low-blow, low-blow.
We don't...
You know, I'll tell you something.
At the Ohio State tennis program, we teach our people to aim high, not to go low.
And I'll tell you something.
Hash, all these people coming out of the woodwork, it reminds me of something that one of my brothers
had to go through.
And, you know, you really just gotta make sure...
Hey, Brother Jerry, maybe?
Well, you know, listen, you don't want to talk about Woodruff, okay?
We're not drawing attention to the exact Penn State program that he was involved with and
got in trouble with.
Did you have any coping mechanisms or anything that he used for that or whatever you're saying
here?
Is that what you're getting at?
Like some kind of media training?
Is that what you're getting at?
I don't have any mechanisms.
Don't use that Sandusky's coping mechanism to get too excited.
You know?
That should be an Amazon book.
Sandusky's brother's coping mechanism.
Things do not do.
Okay?
I don't know.
By Joe Colombo.
Who?
Hey, Coach, stick around.
We love you.
Just the idea of hashing top physical form.
Coach has a...
You got to knock off hash in the building.
We have the fucking bitch-ass hash in here.
Oh, we got that mid-hatch.
We got that.
We have the bitch-ass hash that had me blocked and then unblocked to try to roast me.
And he has a goblin P&E.
I love how gross...
Look, look, look.
It's junior hash little cunt bitch.
He's in here, you guys.
Take it easy.
Yo, let's get him off here.
He's a nice guy.
Yeah.
Look at him cunt bitch.
What are you calling cunt bitch for?
This is your...
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hash, hash.
Chill out.
You're being crazy.
What's up, little bitch?
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
I get what it really is, though, right?
Like, you're in your...
Yeah, okay, little bitch.
What's going on?
Let him speak.
Let him speak.
We need to mute hash.
Let him speak, bro.
Yeah, like, don't bring me on your stage.
You're not going to let me speak.
No, no, no, no, no, hash.
No, like, if you're not going to let me speak, don't bring me on me.
Yeah, I see your voice already sounds so fucking horrible.
Listen, wait a second.
Go ahead, buddy.
Let him talk.
No, I told you.
Let the little cunt speak, dude.
Let the little cunt be hash speak.
You can't call him some bitch and then have him talk.
Do it after, at least.
Let him talk.
It's not right to do that, I would say.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, sir.
Like, I'll really take my...
Go ahead, Hashberger.
And I'll keep posting, right?
Like, so let me just say, bro, let's just look at this for what it really is, right?
Okay?
Because, like, you're clearly missing what's being told to you, bro.
First off...
What's being told to me, bro?
Bro, well, no, but everyone's tried to explain to you, bro, that the whole...
No, I know, but you guys are all fucking retarded and can't fucking leave.
You don't even know two plus two, you dumbass junior ass, bitch.
Wait a second.
Hold on a minute.
All right, tell this dumbass to speak quicker, okay?
Because it's annoying.
Speak quicker, bitch.
Listen to me for a second.
Wait a second.
Okay, I just want to say, I think it's absolutely crazy that a 30-year-old man acts like this,
bro, and you probably haven't...
I'm 27, bro.
I'm 27.
You probably haven't touched a woman in, like, at least two years, but that's the...
Bro, I literally touched a woman last weekend, but...
Take it easy.
Goblin PFP, keep going.
What's your main point?
You stepped into something, bro, that you don't understand.
Dude, what's your main point, bro?
What are you...
How am I wrong, bro?
Just say it.
But you don't understand.
All right.
Is this guy going to tell me why I'm wrong or what?
Like, he won't tell...
I'm trying to tell you, but you won't shut the fuck up.
What I'm trying to...
Go ahead, bro.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Go ahead.
I'm going to go on mute.
If you don't say anything of value...
Let him talk for a second.
I'm just going to keep going.
Go ahead.
Okay, so here's what I'm going to say of value, okay?
We should be doing that.
All of those manufacturers that you're posting, right?
They sell the mold.
They don't sell the design.
When those manufacturers post that there's...
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, okay, okay.
Are we doing technical talk?
Okay, hold on.
Who gives a fuck, dude, hash?
Go, go, go, stop.
Stop.
Okay, I'm muting this fucker.
Go, stop it.
Just let me fucking do this really fast.
Okay, I muted everybody.
Because this motherfucker's full of shit.
This is why, okay?
You're full of shit already, okay?
No one gives a fuck about this.
This is what I'm trying to tell you.
Go, can you just give me a...
Go, seriously, give me a second.
Can you?
Can you seriously?
Can you give me a second?
No, because I just asked for fucking 10 minutes.
No, Go.
Okay, Go.
Seriously.
You couldn't give me 10 minutes, so I can't give you a second.
Okay.
So, Hash Jr., cunt Hash,
the point here is
is that your little hero, Vandal,
didn't even disclose
that these were being made on Alibaba.
What he said instead was
these were being made in factories.
Now, the implication
when you say
these are being made in factories
is that,
oh, it's custom made.
It's David Horvath.
You can laugh.
That's fine.
You can be a dumb cunt.
I know marketing.
I do it for a job.
I'm a marketer.
You!
What the fuck?
Let me kill you.
You're getting announced.
Okay, I'll get you.
Give me your space.
I hate to break it to you, bro,
but even designer wholesaler suppliers
of blanks for Louis Vuitton,
Balmain,
and a lot of companies like that
are also supplying shit on Alibaba.
Albeit it might...
Oh, my God.
I'm not fucking dissing Alibaba,
you dumb cunt.
Who's unmuting him?
Who's un...
Goo!
Stop it!
Bitch, I'm not doing anything
but sitting here waiting for you
to fucking say what you want to say.
So say what you're going to say
because I want to say something too
and I'm waiting.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Literally, what I'm going to say is
I'm not fucking dissing Alibaba,
you fucking dumb cunt.
I'm saying he doesn't disclose that
and then he sells it
as something more than that.
Okay, this Apple disclosed it all...
Okay, so I'm muting him.
Goo, go ahead
because this fucker is retarded.
Go ahead.
But I mean, what is the...
Okay, then quiet then.
Hash.
Other hash.
Hey, Hashie.
I'll be like Alex.
Where's fucking...
What does that matter
in the long run anyway?
Like, what's the thing about that?
Well, it matters.
Here's why it matters, okay?
Because it's not an issue
when Apple doesn't disclose
that they pay anywhere from $12 to $15
to produce all of their fucking iPhone.
They're so fucking stupid, holy shit.
They literally do.
No, but it's not stupid, though.
They do.
It's not stupid, though,
because all these...
They do.
They do.
So how...
So it is stupid.
Dude, what?
I'm so confused on what we're talking...
I thought...
I'm saying, but like...
But why is it not...
He's literally shifting the conversation
away from what I'm saying.
Okay, so I'm muting him
because he's fucking stupid.
He's shifting the conversation away from...
No, you're fucking stupid, brother.
You're fucking...
No, so I'm muting him again, so...
He's shifting the conversation away from...
I'm saying I don't care
if he does anything on Alibaba.
He doesn't disclose that he does.
Apple absolutely fucking does
and has to
because they're a fucking
publicly traded company,
you fucking retard.
Keep going, you fucking idiot.
What are you, 12?
Okay, yeah, but if you...
Okay, well, your voice annoyed me again,
so I had to mute you.
Yeah, and that's why you...
I don't get no...
Okay, so I muted you again
because I fucking hate you.
That's why you don't get any pudding,
it sounded like he was gonna say.
I removed Junior Hash from speakers
because I think you're a bitch.
Oh, God.
And, Gu, you wouldn't let me...
Like, you pissed me off there, so...
You pissed me off?
I was trying to slow roll
that fucking shit.
You gotta go all crazy.
It's like, you don't know
how to fuck you.
What do you mean?
You wouldn't let me fucking
roast this fucking Junior Hash, dude.
Yeah, because you're not roasting him.
You sound like you're doing...
Well, he's...
Whatever.
If you would've just...
You're space now, dude.
Go ahead.
No, you're...
What kind of radio is this?
Pat, you are in the wrong right now.
Yeah, like, you should've slowed him...
Cooked him.
I was trying to slow cook him.
I thought that's what we were doing
around here.
I had a point to...
Spit roast these motherfuckers.
I let you talk and call him a cunt a hundred times.
What do you want us to do?
Why wouldn't you just let me do it?
You did.
You called him a cunt.
17 times.
Thanks, man.
Oh, God.
It's me?
Oh, no.
Hey, uh...
Fine.
We'll start over.
Get this guy up here again
so I can call him a fucking cunt, too.
Really?
Who cares?
So the moon...
The moon has been waxing gibbous right now.
That's pretty cool.
I'll laugh at that all day.
How could you be mad at me?
I fucking warned everybody about the astrology.
This energy...
It is true.
The energy does spread.
I'm fine, but don't you fucking...
You go take a break.
No, I just can't believe that you wouldn't let me fucking talk.
That's insane.
What do you mean?
It's fucking...
Bro, can I just say one thing?
Go fuck yourself.
No, I didn't unmute him.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
That was Kush.
Kush, obviously, because that's...
I don't think it's not an awfulist, man.
Yeah, so it was Kush, but it wasn't me.
So there you go on that one.
And number three, remember we were talking...
Whatever, dude.
It's like production in the moment is a hard thing.
You know, you got to like...
That's where the team comes in.
I really just wanted you to listen to me, and you wouldn't.
Dude, I'm listening.
My C-word radar went off, and I had to go think about it.
That ain't the other hash.
That ain't the other hash.
That's not Hay Hashy.
That's not Hay Hashy.
I think it's third-tier hash.
Oh, it is third-tier.
It is.
That's why I realized it, dude.
I was like, we're wasting our time on third-tier hash.
That's the guy from the minors.
We want the other hashy.
The Hay Hash.
It doesn't matter, though.
You still want to slow cook him.
Nah, we want the other guy.
He's got the voice.
All right.
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Both of you after this phase, you better listen to fucking AZ frequencies.
Or I'm going to be pissed, bro.
I'm good.
I don't...
I'm fine.
I don't know...
You wouldn't let...
Who's mad at me, not Hash?
I'm not letting you do shit.
What do you mean?
I was trying to give you advice.
You wouldn't listen to me.
No, I don't give a fuck.
And then I'm like...
I'm ready to wrap this up, you boys.
Oh, you're a dick.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Hash.
You're going to let Third String Hash do this?
Third String Hash Pancake?
His name was Hash Pancake.
I'm just done.
Like, all these fucking...
Oh, I know what happened.
The football game.
That fucking dumb football game.
That's what it was.
I don't give a fuck.
Whatever.
Like, what?
What do you want to talk about?
Like, we didn't...
We wanted to hear this fucking third tier Hash talk.
Hash Pancake.
It's fucking erupting me.
I couldn't call him a cunt.
What else do you want to do?
You did call him a cunt.
You successfully did.
All right.
Absolutely.
50 Nets.
You guys have the last 10 minutes.
I'm going to stop.
Who was that even, bro?
I don't even know who you mean it.
That was Hash Pancake.
That was...
Funny Hash.
That was Hash Flapjack.
He was on bad.
He was a bad.
Hash, what's in the field?
His handle is at hash2funny.
It's like, really?
You dumb cunt.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
If you would have said you're a dumb cunt, like, at the end, like, the one time strong, it
would have been fucking great.
It would have been the best thing ever.
And then hung up on him.
He would have killed him.
It made him feel so bad.
But it's like, he's going back and forth.
You don't want to go back and forth.
Just cook him.
Put the pot on.
Simmer.
His beef was with the Alibaba.
Now he's going to be mad.
Yeah, he was mad that you were fucking with his mail order.
Like, we all know how this shit works, dudes.
Come on.
If you're going to say you're hand crafting some shit or you got your own factory or something,
like, you better fucking be hand pouring some motherfucking resins or some shit, bro.
Like, just do what you say you're doing.
If you're saying, oh, I've produced some merchandise, okay, that's fine, bro, whatever.
But don't mark it up 100 fucking X, bro, to your peeps.
That's kind of fucked.
Exactly.
Of course.
Buy your fucking shit from Josh.
Not some fucking dildo.
Exactly.
If you can't fab it yourself, bro.
Yeah.
If you can't fab that shit yourself, either shop it out to somebody else in the community
or if you're going to fucking mass produce shit because you got to do high volume, you
know, fuck it.
Then, like, just mass produce shit.
Like, motherfuckers do Funko Pops or some shit.
Like, there's nothing inherently wrong with that, but just, you know, you know what it
Fuck.
Right?
Am I mistaken here?
No, you're not.
I don't know.
Dude, I just want to let you know.
Dude, but the thing is, like, who gives a fuck about that?
Like, it's, in other words, not like that.
Nobody.
But I mean, like, with this guy, in other words.
Yeah.
I don't know.
He came and started a fight, bro.
Just let him talk that shit, like, about that and then just be like, you're a dumb
cunt.
It would be fucking great.
Instead of calling him a dumb cunt right away.
And then it's like, you blew your load, like, ten times.
I don't give a fuck.
He's a dumb cunt.
He had nothing of value.
I know.
It's just content.
You say it all the time.
They're recording you.
Okay, we're going to wrap this shit up.
I'm fucking, I'm done.
All right.
All right.
Production meeting.
We have two hours.
After this, right now.
Hatch.
Love you all.
All right.
We're going to have a...
I hope make what?
Take care of yourself for real.
We need a production meeting.
I hope make something Monday happens on Monday.
And then...
Don't be ominous.
We'll see you all on Thursday night.
Bro, why?
You're not going to come in and winch this?
Oh, yeah.
And Wednesday, of course.
I'm doing spaces now on Tuesday.
Okay.
Fucking alone.
You're invited, though.
I guess, if you want.
I mean, you can't...
Go fuck yourself, man.
Go buy something off Alibaba.
Yep.
Yeah.
For free, because it's like $1 each.
We'll see you all the way.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Bye.
