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Hello, Fuck You S01E03 - craig'n'mre'n'luki
Recorded: May 8, 2025 Duration: 1:40:21Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts explore the bullish sentiment surrounding Bitcoin's price surge, the potential for new token launches, and the importance of community partnerships in driving growth within the crypto ecosystem.
Full Transcription
Lukey.
lukey
oh my god there's chrome what a fucking legend there's cynthia absolute fucking legends
let's fucking go baby how you doing lukey i'm good i'm gonna put going to put on the intro now. Fucking logic. Like a guy. Yeah.
Going to invite you up to see you in a bit.
Here is themed audience.
We are thoroughly thrilled to invite you to another exhilarating installment of Hello.
Fuck you. to invite you to another exhilarating installment of Hello! Fuck You! With today's cast of individuals you scarcely dare to imagine.
Before we dive into the chaos, let us set the mood with a captivating melody.
Ladies and gentlemen, take a look.
Everything is fine, but suddenly it's not.
Here's a guy with muscles and he's pretty hot. look at the guy he doesn't need it but it helps to kill the bad guys he
oh we all He's our shadow. We all go up with him.
He's rough.
He's tight.
He's rough.
He's kind alone.
He's our child.
Oh, yeah. Looking to be free.
Without further ado, Fuck You.
I'm Lukey. I have no idea what I'm doing.
what i'm doing still um this is number three right um uh i have to say like episode one and two
Still, this is number three, right?
seem to have been taken down by by x which is a very sad occurrence so my deepest apologies to to here's and cynthia and duke i don't know where to get them from
they're gone i downloaded the spaces i tried to um it's gone so if you if you listen to it
and enjoyed it fantastic if not i'm sorry but, you can listen to this one. And I'm very excited because I've been wanting to do this episode for a couple of weeks now,
but I don't know what happened.
I think I got sick.
And I think the technical issues of the last episode might have discouraged me
from doing the other episode right the week after.
But it doesn't matter.
We have a very regular schedule here, which is as regularly as possible, at least.
And we have two very, very, very fantastic guests today.
And we even have a theme today, as you might have guessed.
Well, let's say hello to our first guest today,
which is none other than Craig's Coin Purse.
Hi there, mate.
Hi there, GM, GM.
Fuck you, everyone.
Happy to be here. Yeah, thanks for having me. Yeah,
we were going to have this look here, I think the other week and you did yourself a mischief
or something, but good to be here. That song before was ridiculous. That's so good. Yeah,
no, it's a good time to jump on and we probably timed this a little bit better. If we had done
it two weeks ago, everyone would have still uh crying and upset about the market and now that bitcoin's pumping
everyone's in a good mood man so uh yeah so yeah we we timed it pretty well this time didn't we
it is looking very good for bitcoin and for puppets in particular so um yeah i'm very bullish
man so yeah thanks for having me thanks for uh... No, thank you for being here, man.
Like, I'm so happy with, like,
I feel like Opium and Puppet History.
You're right in there, mate.
Maybe you can give a very short intro like who who the fuck are you
who are you man yeah well look i'm still trying to work that out myself um and i think that's the
that's the journey isn't it but that's probably a bigger question but um who am i um man i'm just
i'm just a simple guy navigating this the space like everybody else's as best I can. And yeah, I sort of came in,
I'll do this quickly, came in February 21, quit my job, decided I want to go into crypto,
quit my job and no parachute. So dived in sort of 16 hours a day, learned this as rapidly as I
could, went through my first bull run, thought I was really smart. Then the market tanked and I
worked out that I'm not as smart as
i thought in the bear market and now we're in my second bull run and yeah i'm you know happy to be
here i sort of got into nfts in 21 as well uh first started with bitcoin like most people do
then when old coins and the nfts eventually grabbed me i'm i was quite a big uh comic book collector
and card collector and even figurines, old Star
Wars figurines back in the day. So I sort of had a collector's mindset for a while since I was young.
And then I had my boy and I kind of put all that to the side for a while. And then I found NFTs
and I was like, fuck, I can get back into collecting, which is pretty cool. And then,
yeah, sort of got stuck in Crypto Web 3 since 21 and i'm what are we now 25 still here
and enjoying the space more and more and yeah got involved obviously found puppets
uh i don't know when was that you found puppets man yeah i found and i yeah i put up a video
obviously in my car once um talking about buying some puppets and then
as you know that video got got a remake uh much better than the one I did I made about a five
minute video and then obviously it got condensed and made a lot sexier and then my head got blasted
everywhere man like it was fucking crazy like it it was pretty it was cool man it was it was it was pretty funny um especially what
what the community was doing me me and all that was funny and I'm I'm the sort of person I I love
a good laugh at myself including that poster you put up for this oh man yeah totally yeah yeah and
so I appreciate um I appreciate the delts you gave me in the muscles I thought I look magnificent so
I actually put that on Facebook just to buzz out the normies,
make them freak out.
But, yeah, that's sort of a really long-winded who I am.
So, yeah, full-time in the space, NFTs, crypto, you name it,
if there's vibes to be had, if there's money to be made,
I sort of try and be there.
And then sort of the longer I stay in this space, the more I kind of grow to like it and sort of try and be there. And then sort of the longer I stay in this space,
the more I kind of grow to like it
and sort of meeting like-minded people from, you know,
like yourself and all over the world has been really cool, man,
just to chat to, oh, you know, people from all walks of life.
And I think the more you speak to people around the world,
the more you realize that everyone's really very similar.
And that's been quite cool. So that's what i love about you know web3 i don't know if that's a cringe word
or not but you know once you remove borders and there's no race or religion on this keyboard it's
it's it's a cool space man we just get to come here and learn and grow hopefully and hopefully
make a bit of money and hopefully uh have a good as well. Cynthia, shout out to you as well.
I'll see you down there.
There's some good names.
There's some good names in here, man.
Yeah.
Hi to the audience as well.
You've been quite humorous for me.
Yeah, I appreciate somebody who has a sense of humor.
You strike me as a person who has a sense of humor. You strike me as a person who has a sense of humor.
However, I am a bit worried
because we've been on this space for 10 minutes
and I might have to readjust my prejudices towards Australians
because you haven't said can't a single time
since we came onto this space.
And I think I said like a minimum of one count per 30 seconds.
And that's like a low limit.
So I don't know.
Is it just not that common anymore?
No, it is.
Well, yeah, no, it is quite common common it's just maybe it's a bit early
in the morning for that at about 10 a.m we it's more like hey or hey dickhead and then as the day
goes on you sort of hit lunch time you might have a you might have a beer and that normally a beer
and a cigarette and that's where the comes out um that's more of a mid-afternoon
the cunt comes out.
That's more of a mid-afternoon.
But no, we are known for,
Australia's still known for those sorts of things.
Like you call someone a good cunt or he's a mad cunt.
All of those are about as high a compliment
as you can get in this country.
If someone calls you a good cunt,
that's, you know, you're a fucking legend.
So yeah, we do use cunt fucker yeah all
the swear words really and we like rolling them together uh yeah we'll do anything with
a swear word uh we'll turn a bad word good and a good word bad so yeah australia they have a good
word a favorite good bad word i mean like one that would be good like something you wouldn't you wouldn't want anyone to to call you or or your missus oh i'm trying to think of it you you are you saying what's the most
insulting thing you could say here i mean you get it's i think like if it's difficult to insult a
person like with a good humor but like you you can you can comment i don't know call me think of anything that would really rustle my jimmies um
not really man not really um no i can't think of something off the top of my head
oh that's okay but probably probably the word probably cunt again but just used in a different
in a different tone and a different just just it's not like hey oh i can't it's like you're fucking
cunt i'm gonna cut you that one there yeah like that in a boy can't you don't know the person
that's probably not a good thing to hear you're probably about to get smacked in the face um
so that's probably when i if i heard that said out loud especially from my blind spot where i
couldn't see the person um that would not be great in australia so if you hear if you heard that sit out loud, especially from my blind spot where I couldn't see the person, that would not be great in Australia.
So if you hear that shouted out aggressively at you
and they're in your blind spot, probably expect it first.
But no, no, there isn't too many other things that would fit on my head
that would happen.
What about you?
Where are you from, Lukey?
I'm trying to – you sound like –
Yeah, well, I live in i live in
in southern america but i was born in in austria uh in in a town that that doesn't speak german as
main language so i grew up speaking croatian and then german and then english at school and then English at school and then Spanish abroad.
It's the German accent I can pick up.
It's a German.
It's a German accent.
I was born in South Africa, so I can speak a bit of Afrikaans,
which is a little bit. Oh, look at that.
I know the ches and all those things.
I haven't used it in a long time, though.
But, yeah, I could sort of – actually, my neighbors from there,
you sound a lot like my neighbor.
So I feel – are you my neighbor, Lukey?
Do you live in Australia?
A lot of people assume I am because, like, whenever I meet a new person
and they're like, oh, where – where are you from?
And I'm like, I am from Austria.
And they're like oh good day mate
bobby and the shrimp and um it happens people reroute growing up was on the swartzenegger
massive um yes yes well that's that's the theme that's the theme i I wanted to, to let everyone know we actually have a theme today.
And the theme is action movies.
Yes.
And muscles and testosterone.
And how good they don't make movies like that anymore.
Do they?
Yeah,
they really don't.
I don't need to,
yeah,
they've been made.
They,
the,
the movies have been made.
They're there.
I re-watched some.
I have to say, I tried to watch
some movies in preparation
for this episode.
And I've also
tried to
get some cultural
sensitivity for
Australia, which is why I watched
Crocodile Dundee
I watched another one
an oldie 1971
movie which is called
Wake in Fright
I don't even know that one
well that's
it's
the interesting thing was that there was a common theme in the movie,
which is the kangaroo hunting.
Yes.
Which was, in one case, like Crocodile Nandi,
where basically he disarms the situation
and gets the poaching, hunting drunk people away.
And waking fright is kind of the opposite situation,
where the semi-civilized Sydney teacher who's in the outback
goes on a drunk hunting trip with a bunch of cunts.
Yeah, and they end up hurting him in some way do they in the yabba
in the yabba and the yabba yeah oh man well no i i might have to watch like i'm yeah
do you know what i haven't even heard of that movie dude i don't know how you found that
oh yes i watched it years ago with my step brother who's a movie buff so
yeah what's your what are some of your top action movies
lukey what are your what are your top top view off the top of your head what's your
what do you think i'm an austrian what do you think which movie do you think is my favorite
action movie yeah you gotta be commando man or predator nah it's terminator 2 terminator 2 let's fucking go baby it has to be terminator 2
yeah man what about what's that one Terminator Terminator 1 to Terminator 2 like it's crazy how
they did that too where it's like the first one is just shows you like how fucking deadly one of
them is you know it's like hunting him the whole fucking way through.
And then the second one is just this crazy action movie.
The first one's kind of more like a horror movie.
The second one is just the best action movie fucking ever.
The second one is relentless to Caden say.
The second one's so stressful to watch.
Welcome mystery, by the way.
I was trying to do this in an orderly fashion but
it doesn't matter this is an unpredictable action uh action spaces podcast where mystery uh uh is
here with us this is fucking incredible man like i gotta say just getting these absolute fucking legends together uh not just the speakers here not just the host but the audience the best fucking audience
out there probably in in all of crypto i gotta say and uh fucking i'm glad you're doing this space
i know you said you had like a little bit of you know you weren't you weren't sure did you want to
do it after the technical difficulties but i'm glad you got back on the horse and we got the legend fucking craig
as well like just an absolute action just an action hero uh irl action hero is with us basically
craig that fucking puppets video man that that was the greatest and then i started watching your streams and uh oh
like i used to be watching today the live stream uh that you had on twitter here it's like fucking
those are great like you absolutely kill those so shout out to you yeah i i have i do from time to
time i have something sensible to say and then and then these sort of spaces are great because
you get to be a bit more loose um obviously, with your language and things like that, which is nice.
I actually had my wife, well, my sister-in-law, her mother-in-law, just to get a bit complicated here, and it's not what it sounds like, guys, unfortunately, but he actually tuned into one of my streams and sat down for your christmas
and said she had to stop because i said fuck too many times in the first minute
and you know what what i found funny about that is that was actually one of my more sensible
streams so if she heard imagine if she heard this for instance fucking hell lukey said cunt about
yeah that's the thing like you know we got to make sure
we're reaching that cunt threshold you know uh yeah there's a lot of cunts in the in the audience
and in the in the uh you know just in the general vicinity of of puppets i think yeah what a cunt
community you know uh god damn what a damn community what a damn community. What a damn community. And you know what? I'm going to say, Luki, this space is actually probably marked the start of part two of the bull run.
So if anything, you've done this.
You've created this pump.
Absolutely.
Of course.
I can't deny my influence on the macroeconomic landscape.
They're going to call this the Luki pump, you know.
This is the Luki pump.
I was
pumping it yesterday.
Three, four times.
I've been pumping it throughout the school.
Listening to your beautiful voice.
Mystery knows it.
I want to
just take a little moment
to do something that is, I think, completely
unnecessary because
we have these two legends up here and
mystery has not been introduced properly yet mystery the only one the only uh guy who has a
name that keeps reminding me of erdogan but no it's not erdogan it's mystery dog tech nft mystery Doctech NFT, Mystery Bitcoin Cyborgs, Mystery Bitcoin Cyborgs 10k, which you can still actually get like for cheap.
There's a fucking butt with ketamine on top of it with an ass slap like that in that collection.
You can get that shit still, which is incredible to me.
still, which is incredible to me.
This person runs
spaces every
fucking night
for like 250 episodes.
There's gonna be one tonight
after this one.
So, please, I don't know
how, I mean, what else can I say?
Dude, you've been around for so long.
You've been running
Wasi spaces
around like in the in in the uh
cold nuclear winter of post uh of post bull market uh uh abandoned social media so i'm
very glad that you're here we see we we talk to each other regularly but just wanted to give you a proper
introduction as well how are you doing today holy fuck that was a beautiful introduction
and uh you're absolutely right like we just we we vibed through that that bear market right and
shout out to uh you know wanky fucking zack degendra and Cynthia. You know, like the Puppets gang just doing spaces,
whether it's the Puppet spaces that used to be the Wassey spaces
every Saturday there or the nightly spaces, right?
It's just we can't get enough.
We can't get enough.
So let's fucking go, baby.
But, yeah, I'm doing good, man.
I'm just vibing here, good, man. Just vibing here. Enjoying, you know,
the conversation with you legends. I feel like I'm learning about, you know, the world,
right. I'm learning about action movies and Australia, right. I'm also getting culture
here, but yeah, man, it's just, it's crazy. Like I just came in back in 2020, 2021 there.
Like I just came in back in 2020, 2021 there.
It was started by just shilling this collection, this NFT collection, Dogtag NFT.
That's why that's in my name there.
And yeah, and then, you know, things died down.
So we started doing those wasi spaces with, you know, Wanky and the legend Zek there.
And then DGentra as well.
And fuck, we just just we just crushed it like we were buying bitcoin at like 17k and shit and we're just laughing our asses off it was a ghost
town and shit uh it was kind of like crypto comedy i guess you'd call it right we would just be
shooting the shit and then we just kept doing it and we still do it to this day. I think also wanky was sick though recently.
So hopefully,
hopefully he's getting better.
It's those node monkeys,
man.
They're trying to fuck with us.
They're trying.
I told him he's going to,
he's going to dehydrate if he keeps wanking.
I found out there's a threshold.
You can't go beyond,
but keep going.
Do you have a favorite action movie? Oh, you know, I found out there's a threshold. You can't go beyond, but keep going. Um,
do you have a favorite action movie?
you know,
I think it's predator,
man.
I think it's predator.
It's gotta be like it's Terminator two is a fucking incredible movie,
but it's gotta be that predator when he's fucking hunting in the jungle.
It's like such a fucked up enemy.
It's like,
it's got technology. It's like such a fucked up enemy. It's like, it's got technology.
It can go invisible.
It can mimic people's voices and shit.
it's like the ultimate psyop,
right?
We thought crypto was a psyop.
And then we found out there's a predator out there.
Holy fuck.
They're mining fear.
Yeah,
that's exactly what it is.
The night, the night that I watched predator the first time i was walking home afterwards and i saw like this crazy like
meteor thing shoot up over like in the sky damn i was like no fucking way is that a predator
because i was like a kid at the time right so i'm like oh shit yeah, no, it's just a great movie. What do you all think about that?
Yeah, it's not one of my most watched action movies.
I think I've seen it, like, three quarters of a time.
But, yeah, I mean, there is Arnold.
So, of course.
I fucking loved it, yeah.
Get to the chopper.
You can't even do it. What about that scene with Arnold putting all the mud on him and hiding? Oh, yes, of course i fucking loved it yeah get to the chopper you can't even do it what about that scene with arnold putting all the mud on him and hiding oh yes of course just thinking oh nothing better
man there's nothing better like it's so good because you can't see him he's like it's like
shows the predator's vision it's funny because like i actually made a meme about that scene the
other day because uh there's like that literal scene i was actually like just thinking about that
too because uh this this guy yawn at experts right he'll always put out these posts like hey i'm
bullish on builders on bitcoin and all this stuff right and i'll be like oh shit well i'm building
bitcoin cyborgs and he's like crickets right there's nothing but like if i just say hey gm man
he's like hey what's up bro like he's just so i made this meme where it's like uh i'm arnold like and i put like my pfp or whatever
on the mud right and then it shows his he's the predator it's like his pfp and he can't see it
he can't see the cyborg and it's something people kind of caught on to because like i'm now post
that in 92 or some other guys will be like fucking can you spot this cyborg like where in the picture is the cyborg yon and he
just was not i would not like respond so that scene man we got to make more memes from these
80s movies man these action movies they're right for picking craig sorry i um i didn't ask you
the right for picking
Craig sorry
I didn't ask you
do you have a personal favorite
action movie
what's my favorite
I think
I think I'd have to give it to Terminator 2
oh man
okay
I think so
I just think that movie is a classic from start to finish.
You know, it's got a little bit of emotion in it as well for an action movie.
You know, there's the bonding between the Terminator and the boy.
The young actor obviously ended up developing a very healthy drug addiction, I believe.
Furlong, Edward Furlong, unfortunately.
But yeah, great childhood
actor. So yeah, that movie for me was
pretty life-changing. First time I saw it,
I remember being quite young
and shouldn't have been watching it, but
I was at my cousin's house and she was
allowed to watch it, so I watched it and I was like,
holy fuck, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
The movie did put
the whole AI
nuclear holocaust theme in my brain, I guess.
Put it on the map really for us to sort of follow.
Yeah, yeah.
I guess for a lot of people, I'm pretty sure.
It's very visceral at times.
Skynet.
Is that the name?
Skynet?
Yeah, sure.
Skynet.
I mean, yeah, sure. Skynet. I mean,
yeah, the whole idea.
I don't know. It's like, I know that
Arnold was trying to go
for governor and get
into politics and stuff like that.
still being a robot, but this time
being the good robot that must have helped a lot.
It's just such a well-made movie.
The way people perceive you as an actor, I've actually heard it has real effects.
If you always play a villain, people will always treat those people, even in real life, with disdain a bit, which is kind is kind of crazy so i think it was smart of him to then do the good guy but he's like the same character
and i also like that he's like a cyborg basically uh so fuck fuck yeah like it's just aligning like
with what we what we want to be but i think another cool thing about Terminator 2, though,
is, like, I think that's the only movie that I saw that made, like, a really fucking badass progression
of, like, a lead woman, right, in an action movie.
Because, like, in the first movie...
Alien.
What's that?
Well, did you see, like, in the first movie,
she was, like, fucking...
She was, like like just
uh this innocent she doesn't know nothing right in the second movie it's like there's been years
gone by she's become like this badass right taught him training in the mental world i didn't pull up
pull ups in the cell and shit like that yeah it's fucking sick great female lead bro she's the best yeah it's good and she survives yeah and she makes it
she makes it and the kid makes it too we're gonna make it yeah it's a very bullish movie right
ai nucleologist ain't nothing we're staying here we're gonna we're gonna melt the fucker down
we're like the cockroaches we're gonna be here even long after it's gone you know they can't get rid of us they try but uh you know
they try to liquidate us fuck the bears we're still here we're gonna make it through that
nuclear holocaust um yeah yeah yeah i mean i like i like that there's no romance in in in
terminator like i think that like uh i've been as I said I've been watching these movies
I watched
Crocodile Downey and realized it's not an action movie
oops
it's
definitely not
an action movie
it's more like a romantic
romantic
comedy I guess
but just not that funny just not that funny yeah mixed romantic comedy, I guess.
But just not that funny.
Just not that funny.
Yeah, mixed with a bit of
cock grabbing
somewhere in the middle.
There's not enough cock grabbing in these movies.
I'm fine.
There's not enough movies these days.
There's not enough peacocking. We need to bring back toxic masculinity.
Yes, yes.
We need to bring it back.
We need that back.
We need that shit back.
We need more killing, more killing, unnecessary killing in movies.
Yeah.
Just for the absolute thrill of it.
No real reason.
No real grabbing reason.
Just killing.
Yeah, slapping dicks on desks and killing in that order, basically.
What's that scene where he's like, Dylan, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Yeah, but that's like the prime example of male friendship.
And just like, oh, you motherfucker.
And like, oh, come here.
I was a pump in that scene where they hit that handshake and you just flip full flexes.
It's like, fuck, his arm's huge.
That's my favorite gif, man.
Right, same, same.
Yeah, that's the best.
They're so fucking jacked, these dudes.
But is he wearing
a tight red polo or something, isn't he?
Is it a red polo?
I swear he said...
What's he doing in a polo?
There's one of those action movies where he's like,
I always wear it one size too small.
Bro, he looks awesome, man.
Oh, man. Dude dude that's the funniest
shit
the catchphrases they had
what's that?
have you seen pumping iron?
the scene where he's like I'm coming
I'm always coming
I'm coming
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yeah I feel like
action movies have like
very intense and single minded
like
we definitely
exchanged that for
I don't know if better I think
it was shit back then and also like what we exchanged it for for i don't know if better i think like it was shit back then and also like
what we exchanged it for is shit right now it's not like there's not not like people killing each
other around in the world just like the the the nonchalance excuse me i need to take a phone call
for a second mystery can you please take over for a second oh of course of course you know these
action movies right they're unreal they're incredible right they make us they basically
are what we want to do right we want to save the fucking world you know we want to you get the girl
uh you're fucking hanging out with the president and shit. It's, it's incredible. And they used to do that right.
And back in the day,
for some reason,
they started just absolutely pumping out shit,
just like the worst bullshit that you've ever seen.
I can't even think of like an action movie that I've seen recently that was
like so fucking good that it was like,
basically like,
that's way better than
predator you know i fucking watched the newest predator right oh fuck i forget what it was called
the goddamn predator killed like a snake in it right they're like oh look he killed a snake we're
on the right fucking path the the old predator would not even give a shit about a fucking snake.
Think about that, right?
That's not even on it.
It's trying to hunt the greatest game in the universe.
In Predator 2, you saw there was the trophies of like all.
There was even an alien, right?
It was like, holy shit, it's in the same universe.
That last scene you saw.
And it's always man that beats it, that destroys the fucking predator.
But you know what it was?
A snake, a little snake, a tiny little snake.
What do you think of that, Craig?
Man, I'm trying to even think back to that scene.
I can't remember it.
So what, they were tracking him and they found a dead snake
that he killed apparently.
Yeah, they were like that he killed, apparently. Yeah, yeah.
And they were like, holy shit.
Okay.
I think he skinned it, right?
He skinned it and left it because he would always skin his.
That's right.
Yeah.
Right.
Do you think he did that as a bit of a, as a warning,
as a warning sign for the prey?
Because do you think the predator thought, look,
this will make the hunt way more interesting if I show them sort of what i'm going to do to them oh that's an
interesting thought that's maybe maybe that's the downfall that's the downfall of the predator
because he's he's leaving his principles behind like he's a he's a badass hunter and then he goes
like and like i'm gonna go kill a mouse you know
real quick here you know it's like yeah imagine imagine some dude goes like uh i'm i'm going to
hunt you down and then he's like oh there's a look there is a a fly or a mosquito or a moth
he's like fucking moths i'm hunting the greatest game in the universe
but first I'm gonna just hunt this fucking
moth
and I just feel like that's just
you know the ethos right
maybe there would have been a cooler way
they could have shown that maybe he like
leaves like a fucking
a saber to like some crazy lion
cat or something
or a monkey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the
king of the jungle and he just leaves
that thing hanging as a warning.
The panther. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go.
Not a real panther for those listening, obviously.
Very
convincing looking.
Because like, yeah, it's
not real, but yeah, a prop or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, that's the thing.
See, that's the thing.
And that's what they're missing in movies.
It doesn't mean to be real.
Yeah, exactly, right?
You're watching it because the thing is they're making too much stuff
about soppy real life now.
And I think all of us are watching movies to escape real life.
So why the fuck do we want to fucking experience dude that's it you're like they're trying to hold this
yeah they're trying to put real life in these movies right yeah well i'm thinking it would
be nice if they would make like movies to to escape to escape reality that were like uh
i don't know like even more uh over the top there's so much stuff you can do with
with uh with visual effects nowadays or but like like old movies had like this this very visceral
thing about it did i feel like also like i don't know like i'm just getting old and i don't want
to watch new stuff anymore like my brain is just like oh it's too much okay it's getting too polished now maybe
yeah but like did you guys see uh john wick for example which is maybe like a prime example of
like at least last like how old is that movie like 10 years 15 years yeah the first one yeah great
movie yeah that was a good movie solid fucking fucking like revenge. You just wanted a guy to get revenge, right?
And we can't forget Matrix
of course, which falls like somewhere in between.
Which
I think was like
pre and post
Matrix definitely
for a lot of people.
You know what? I think Matrix almost signified
like the line where movies started getting
kind of shitty because like the Matrix was like perfect, it was it was so fucking good wasn't it and then
like and you were like wow your imagination almost like wondering what was going to happen in the
future was like better than really knowing right and as he flies off in the end you're like holy
fuck he can fly holy fuck, well, everything is possible.
No, they could have stopped there,
but of course they can't
because they need to make a lot of money.
And a lot of people got a huge boner
when they saw Neo flying away.
They're like, oh my God, he can do everything.
Oh God, he can fucking fly.
Yeah.
I was watching the latest fucking,
like the latest fucking matrix.
Like the other night I woke up on the couch and it's like,
it's just dazed out of my fucking mind.
Like,
where am I?
How did I get here?
And then the matrix,
the latest one was on.
And it's like,
it's like the one they made after like a long,
a while after all the other fucking matrices they made.
And I'm like, it's so fucking bad bad i did not remember it being this bad oh i didn't watch it i feel like everyone who likes
the matrix like you can you can watch in the matrix and then just not watch anything else
the animatrix is actually pretty fucking sick to be honest uh i i thought that one that they did on there was chilling as
fuck probably like the darkest future where like it shows actually kind of how the machine war
started and uh that was like crazy dude just seeing them take over and shit like that and
then it showed this war where all the machines are going after the humans i was like holy fuck that's and like the humans shut off the sunlight through with the clouds and shit
uh whatever the the weapons they use it was like holy shit dude that's fucked and then the humans
submitted to the machines afterwards and it was like holy shit uh that was cool so i do like that lukey i did like that actually yeah it's like heady
it's good animation yeah something to look forward to anyway yeah something to look forward to and
it's so funny though like you know it seems like everyone's like okay ai is coming and all this
shit the machines we might as well just build them and like you know every time we get it over with
they just give them the key to the city and be like i've seen i've seen terminated the matrix
we're not going to get out of this well that's the crazy thing right it's either it will be like
you know like the ai kind of becomes like you know part of us and and like a you know whatever
you call that like that symbiotic almost
thing, right?
Right for the show
Yeah, symbiotic
I like that
I have a question for both of you
Was there ever
an occurrence when you were watching
an action movie
where you
felt a strange sense of,
oh, that's me.
But it's not the main character.
But just like you see a character,
a side character or something,
and you're like, oh, okay,
I can see myself in that situation.
Oh, man, Die Hard maybe, yeah.
Oh, brilliant.
I was going to say for me, Jurassic Park
with the fat guy that's trying to sell the little dinosaurs.
Oh my god.
Newman from Seinfeld.
He's got the whipped cream and he's like,
oh, it works.
He falls on the ground and those little fucking things
get him. And he's all
greasy and sweaty in the movie and he's so slimy.
Dude, that guy's the best, right?
And then he's always complaining too. He's like,
oh, you're going to pay me more? You're not going to pay me
anymore? He's a piece of shit.
Yeah, but the guy,
you know, he's right.
He's like, you know, look around you.
Nobody gives a fuck.
Yeah, that's the scene when he yells it out.
We've got dads in here.
We've got dads in here. Nobody cares.
I just love him. I just like the guy's hustle.
True. He's like double dipping.
He's getting the money from the one company.
He's also selling it to the other company.
He's double dipping, getting paid.
You got to love that hustle.
That's the CT guy
in the movies, in the action movie
and that's a good one good one i'm like the cab driver in uh you know uh die hard
oh yeah man oh yeah man it's it's winslow right yeah just vibing and shit while all this crazy
shit's going on what's going on up there? Another character that I always wanted to be was the main kid from Goonies.
Mikey was a Mikey.
Oh, man.
The Goonies.
It was a whole adventure.
Goonies.
I never watched the Goonies.
They might as well call us the Goonies
because we're gooning so hard out here.
Ooh.
I have not seen the Goonies, no.
Oh, my god.
Yes, it's quite embarrassing.
I've heard that a lot of people like that movie.
The good news is you can still watch it today and enjoy it.
Yeah, apparently the house where it was filmed at,
to this day, the people that live there,
it's like people come out there on a sabbatical or whatever you want to call it yeah and they're like pilgrimage
pilgrimage that's what it is yeah yeah a pilgrimage to see the house and shit and it's like oh there's
people in our garden this morning i can sick also like from that movie data the the the chinese
see chinese and japanese it's a bit ins, but he's something of the orientation.
He's an inventor with slick shoes.
Remember that kid?
Oh, shit.
That kid.
Yeah, that's right.
He was always coming up with like the, oh, yeah, I know the kid.
What are the happy days, guys?
You got to wonder, right?
Great, great adventure films.
Back when, you know, Hook.
Hook wasn't a bad one.
Hook was fucking sweet.
Dude, that was a
fever dream for me my dad took me took me to the movie and like i can't i can't remember a lot i
just remember like brownish colors and like uh uh you know german dubbed uh peter pan
grown-up peter pan yeah there's a lot of dubbing, actually, in Germany and Austria, you know,
because it's like a kind of bigger market and people don't want to,
like, I don't want to read subtitles.
Yeah.
No, it's already under titles.
Hey, speaking of Germans, actually, the other night,
for the first time, I watched whole inglorious bastards i hadn't
seen the whole thing i treated myself um i had a bit of spare time so i put that on i thought
that was fantastic that's a great fucking movie actually i love the acting and that's fucking
ridiculous oh so fucking good that main dude that main bad whatever the main guy what's his name
uh bad dude who sits down and has a glass of milk and all that stuff. Man.
Yeah.
He's a menace.
He's an absolute menace.
He enjoys his job.
And a lesson for everyone to find a job you enjoy,
because for him, that doesn't look like work.
Yeah, right?
He's just having fun.
That was his day off.
That was his day off.
He's actually a postman.
He wasn't even meant to be at that.
He wasn't supposed to be there.
That first scene is so fucking crazy, though,
because it's just like that woman was running away,
and he sells his character right from the start.
You're like, what the fuck?
This guy's wild.
That guy, he's Austrian, actually he's an austrian actor i love it when he orders
the glass of milk and then drinks the whole glass of one go and makes them wait for him to finish
drinking it it's a very like powerful scene i i love i love that shit man i love that shit it's
great movie maybe not an action movie like we're...
No, it is action a little bit, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's quite action-y.
Yeah, that cuts people's heads off, so I suppose
that's pretty...
But yeah, that's also not like...
What's like a real action
movie?
One that has a lot of action, I guess.
Yeah. I don't know. movie than like one that has a lot of action I guess like what's
I don't know like
Rambo Rambo would be up there
Rambo
Rambo 1
has a long
lead up until like
stuff happens we talked
about that mystery
he has another name even the movie
it's not called Rambo first blood right and it's so crazy he's like this Vietnam you know he's he has another name even the movie it's not called rambo first blood right
and it's so crazy because he's like this vietnam you know he's coming back from vietnam trying to
visit a friend turns out his friend like his friend died so he's like oh shit so he's just
walking down the road he's literally just walking right trying to like just just vibe he's got some
crazy news he just heard his friend is no longer there. He's just walking down the road. The damn police, right, come.
They pick him up.
They're like, we don't want you in our town.
They think he's like a homeless guy, right?
So they take him to the outskirts.
And then he starts walking back.
That cop sees him again.
He's like, this motherfucker takes him into jail.
And it's like the whole time, he's just like the victim of these jackass cops, right?
Yeah.
What was that? He was unfairly treated. He's just like the victim of these jackass cops, right? Yeah. What's that?
He was unfairly treated.
He's a veteran.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, why are they?
And it's kind of like a commentary on the war, how a lot of vets felt, I guess.
Right.
Like, they came back.
Society didn't appreciate their sacrifices.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, it had some depth to it.
Right.
And, like uh what was it
like even throughout the whole movie people think of like rambo as like this you know this killer
right this is just the action killer but he's deeper than people give him credit for very deep
yes and there's only one kill in the whole movie i gotta say i gotta say European, as a European,
I do have to say
that I feel like
at least with Rambo 2,
it kind of went
with the whole politics
and with Middle Eastern
war, etc.
That kind of went like...
That's a topic in general
with action movies that's like a topic in general with like action movies that's
difficult to
like I'm grown up now
or at least a bit more grown up
than I used to be when I watched those movies
for the first time
and for me it's like it gets harder
and harder to suspend the disbelief
of like the
just like you know
I don't know I was watching
Crocodile Landy 2 today because I watched
Crocodile Landy 1 yesterday
and 2 has a bit more
action
and it's like
scene change
to Colombia
10 seconds after
it goes to Colombia it's of course some drug kingpin
who just kills someone
and there's that
I wonder
I don't know
if nowadays that's
that's kind of harsh to watch
nowadays I guess
for me as a European
but I don't know like do you do you do
you sometimes feel like the world is depicted in in in an unjust way sometimes
Craig in in in some of the movies like from then? Yeah, yeah, I do.
Obviously, they relied more heavily probably on stereotypes
were more popular then or more tolerable,
whereas these days it seems you can't stereotype now.
So you can't have the Chinese kid good at maths
or you've got to go the opposite way now.
So it's confusing sometimes because at least I found the stereotypes kind of guided you in a way through the world.
Whereas now you can, I feel like the young ones would feel a bit lost because you don't have those pillars or those hooks to hang your hat on anymore.
You don't know who anybody is.
Whereas the old days, they kind of told us who everybody was.
We didn't have to get to know anyone whereas now we kind of do so for good or
bad i don't know uh lukey but i don't know if i answered your question now i don't even think i
got me no no no i think i think yeah yeah totally yeah i totally i totally agree like um i might
might just like be a globalization and like interconnectedness thing of like people actually
having the possibility to talk to each other
and realize they're like oh god everyone is like kind of different and samey and
uh and you're afraid the frameworks stop start like breaking down which is like
i enjoyed and still enjoy those movies i also watched Kindergarten Cop the other day
it's not a tumor
it's not a banger
great call
take us back to those days
simpler times man
where there were two genders
easier, simpler anyway
it's got confusing now
I was thinking about that the other day,
how you could back – like you could not make that movie today, right?
You could not do that.
They cut that scene out, right?
Which is kind of crazy.
Do you know on X, you actually couldn't find that gift for a while,
that boys have a penis, girls have a vagina gift?
I've tried to post on X a few times, and they had removed it for a while.
It's come back.
But I did notice they got rid of that gift.
So I was, yeah.
Did they get rid of it after Elon had bought it,
or was it like that before Elon bought it?
It was about six months ago.
Oh, shit, really?
That's interesting.
Yeah, but it has since come back.
So it's great to see that come back.
It's one of my favorites it it hits pretty
good sometimes with the right person if you get the right audience that one goes well
it's funny when you get the right meme at the right time or like oh dude it's just like it's
sometimes like the homer disappearing into the bush meme oh oh that's the best and like i
always try to keep kind of like a you know like a memory of all these different ones so that like
when when a certain situation happens it's like oh ding it triggers that in my head oh this is homer
this is perfect for the homer meme you know you know that dude that you know that dude he um
african looking dude he goes okay you know that one yeah yeah brilliant
bro brilliant when someone gives you a long post like they'll write like 18 paragraphs trying to
explain the argument you hit him back with an okay it's so good or that one that it's like uh
not reading that but congratulations or like sorry that happened or whatever that is that's
that's uh yeah that's a bit of crypto law there right that one's brilliant
it's fucking amazing man and it's so yeah it's just like and it's perfect too because people
always forget like different ones so like you'll bring out a meme and it's like oh fuck that's a
bang from 10 years ago or 20 years ago yeah yeah hey lukey i just had a thought we might have to do
uh another one of these one day and pivot to comedies
because I'm getting a lot of flashbacks
with Arnold Schwarzenegger comedies coming to me,
like Twins with Daniel Alito.
Oh, man, it's getting hot in here.
Brilliant.
I feel like I'm pregnant.
I'm going to have a baby.
It was just crazy.
Imagine coming up with a movie.
Yeah, we got this guy.
He's really buff.
He has a strong Austrian accent.
And we're going to make a movie where he's pregnant.
And you know what?
Do you know what the interesting thing about that is?
How forward thinking were they? Oh, yeah, totally. pregnant and you know what do you know what the interesting thing about that is how forward
thinking were they with oh yeah totally yeah like we all laughed and adult back then for doing that
but really he was a pioneer because if you look at the emojis on apple and that you can there's a
pregnant man so not just a pretty face.
Yeah, well, I fall on the spectrum where I think things are more complex
than just binary systems.
I think these can still be useful
as a frame of reference.
Yes.
But I don't know.
I was wondering,
did you ever get into a fight with someone
about one of these movies?
Or watching them
or they're like oh can you turn it down it's too loud or oh you are watching this not this again
no oh have i mainly with my wife um yeah not physical fight but um oh that would be awesome
i got into a physical fight i don't want another black eye from her but
um yeah she's my wife is definitely not an action movie person nor fantasy nor anything make-believe
which makes you kind of wonder why she watches movies at all um so yeah she um if i put an action
movie on around her um yeah that's when we'll have a bit of a fight.
And so then we'll change it to romantic comedy
and where everything's okay again.
Or Live Love, whatever those movies that they watch.
They?
They.
The Hallmark movies?
Oh, man, sometimes the stuff you say,
if some people heard this, they'd be like,
you're a piece of shit, man.
We're getting canceled now.
The thing is, I don't even believe what I say.
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, no, it's everything.
Remember, everything said here is a complete lie.
So, no, I just think it's interesting.
No, I just think it's interesting.
I have this...
Sometimes I have this deep, deep urge to watch Conan.
Conan the Barbarian.
It's a tough watch though, man.
If you go back, I can get it pretty tough.
Yeah, kind of, I guess.
There's parts that are like...
I mean, it's an older movie, but it's still like...
I don't know it has
like this vibe to it it is a classic it is a i was gonna ask a question about um action movies
is would you would you specify or categorize die hard as a christmas action movie but yeah i mean i i have i have said that my favorite action movie is terminator 2
however i have i remember having like a a very intense uh joyful experience watching Die Hard 3 for the first time.
The music and everything.
I can't agree with Bruce Willis nowadays, of course,
but the movie was very well made
and it impressed me as a young adolescent kid.
What is the main villain's name in that again?
Doesn't matter, I think it was just
New York, the hot
time, Summer in the City in the beginning of the intro
Summer in the City's great song
Summer in the City
it's fucking hot, everyone is
fucking sweaty
nobody really wants to do their job
everyone's angry at each other
hans gruber hans gruber but hans gruber was the first one it was it was his brother though
sorry that's the first one sorry yeah it was his brother from what i remembered
simon wasn't it simon i thought it's hans and simon
Wasn't it Simon?
I thought I heard something.
It's Hans and Simon.
I thought I heard something that like the script for that was like supposed to be a separate movie originally called Simon Says, I think.
No way.
Yeah.
And then they're like, why don't we make this into a diehard movie?
And then like it just totally clinched it and sealed the deal.
And dude, it's like the fucking best.
It like works so good as's like diehard watch that
every christmas i'll i'll whip i'll get that out i was gonna say whip it out that's probably not
appropriate on this um toshi bet what's up and also another one i like playing because i've got
a son now is home alone uh one and two which aren't exactly actually are quite thrilling um
and there is a guest appearance by uh donald j trump and
there which i find quite humorous but also um not not great action movies but um there's a little
bit action in there luke you probably not to your because i've noticed i noticed europeans can
be a little bit more um i reckon they're a bit more tolerable of, how do I even word this? Sexual deviancy.
Actually, I'm going to tell a quick story now.
So it's my honeymoon and we're in Amsterdam and you're doing all the Amsterdam things.
I went to my first sex show and the first song that the two, so I'll paint the scene.
and the first song that the two so i'll paint the scene it's dark and these two people go on stage
man and a woman and the man is jacked and the woman is tiny and they come out to do harsh the
waver the song is from ramstein um wow yeah do hoss um and that starts cranking i'm so stoned and
starts cranking I'm so stoned and I I got very uncomfortable um I got very uncomfortable with
it man because this guy was just poleaxing this woman to Rammstein it was oh it just took me back
so that's that makes me think of Europeans really man yeah that's the thing like as long as there
is you know consent is the basis for a lot of things oh she looked happy
like if you and if you if you're not going to talk about certain things they're not going to happen
so like apparently a lot of like movie producers decided it's super fine to like get a huge
fucking gun and just indiscriminately shoot at everyone who is they which is like you know
it's a genre we're talking about it i enjoy it to to uh to an extent and sometimes it just worries
me a bit but i can i can like suspend disbelief and say like it's a fantasy and you just it is a
fantasy eye contact with the guy as well you know he's on stage doing his thing and you're sitting there with red eyes redder than a devil's dick and this guy's doing that I'm thinking don't look at me man
like yeah it was yeah it was wild actually I think it was called the pink elephant from memory was it
was that the name um we're going back that's a nice beer that was Amsterdam for me um that was amsterdam for me um that was a crazy experience man yeah man it's terrifying having
a song like that um yeah it's not a not a very passionate what is passionate but
not in the way i would have thought but good on them for trying something a bit different i suppose
i uh went to see ramstein like years ago and i had like these, yeah, it was fucking cool.
They, uh, I had like these nosebleed seats, uh,
but it was like cool. Cause they, yeah,
they played like two Haas right off the bat and that thing just pumps.
Like the second you hear that, that riff, you're just like,
let's hear it the same way though. Since that section,
I always feel a bit sick. It actually made me feel a bit
sick even telling that story. It's been a while
since I've cracked the trauma.
Sorry, you had to
confront that story again.
I think one thing
is that maybe weed is not
like the drug that goes wet with that.
No, not mushrooms.
No, mushrooms as well.
No, not good. Not a good mix. Talking about happy things, not mushrooms. No, mushrooms as well. No, no, no.
Not a good mix. Talking about happy things.
Obrity pairs well with that.
Oh, I've never...
Yeah, I regretted a few decisions
leading up to going there, actually.
But you know what?
That's okay.
It's like a fucking great story, man.
I love how you're like i
love how you're like and now that's how i think of europeans that's probably like all the all the
ways people could take away from europe that that's your fucking thing like a i'll never listen
to rammstein the same again and b like all are all europeans like this so so this is fucking great
I don't think all Europeans
are like this
when I went to the
UK they said
they were so I think
it's true you know every party starts
with Ramstein Duhas
big dude just fucking
and the tiny chicks
let's fucking go
gotta get out there
to Amsterdam.
Sounds like a fucking
great time.
Yeah.
Must be a fun place.
I have never
gone there.
I've been to Belgium
though.
So I get the idea.
Yeah.
But Amsterdam
is a bit more
intense, I guess.
Dude,
Amsterdam sounds wild.
That used to be the place
where you'd want to go
because like before it was like weed was legal here uh yeah it was just like oh my god i gotta
go there for the cannabis cup and see what it's like to smoke legal weed and shit right and the
uh that was always like the dream to go there and then they got the canals and stuff
oh i think yeah brilliant place beautiful people Yeah, I had a good time there.
Weed was very strong. Yeah, it was great. Very friendly there too. I found it quite strange
sitting at a cafe, smoking a joint, and then there was a cafe next door, but a normal cafe
with kids sitting at the table. That sort of spun me out a bit but um it was definitely
eye-opening um compared to new zealand and australia which were very anti-cannabis for a
long time they've since changed their tune thankfully and now you can see your friendly
neighborhood doctor and get it on a script which is magnificent so it went from being a criminal
to now i can order it it arrives the next day um fucking idiots um yeah it's so funny bro it's so funny
don't do this don't do that and now i can order it from the from the pharmacy which is um quite
interesting of that kind of blew my parents minds and gave them a bit of a bit of a shock when i
told them i was getting it on a script i'm like fucking hell that was like my uh my brother but
are they are they are they like um uh on board
and they're like tolerant or are they just when it was illegal but then when the doctor said it
was okay then they're okay with it so it's interesting interesting it's funny how like
an authority figure can suddenly change like okay i showed them all the research over the years and
that didn't mean anything but uh dr joe down the road says it's okay the big fat doctor looks like he's going to cardiac arrest um he said it's okay now so yeah it's funny but no they're on board with
it now but um yeah they weren't for a long time now my parents are I'm very different actually
in fact I'm the product of uh a very uh conservative family so I guess that's what
happens when you tell a kid no too many times
they end up saying well i'm going to try all that um yeah so here we are that's that's how
we got the craig from the puppets created crazy legend thank you thank you for yeah for speaking
in such an open way about it too telling a few dark truths
oh no that's like it's perfect
like I think
like if you come from
I grew up in the countryside
and moved to the city when I was
10 and like that change
of scenery
it's crazy the
things you start seeing that other people
don't see in the countryside
then I moved away
and I come back to Europe
and nothing really feels very familiar anymore
it's just a big weird mishmash
of not really knowing what's going on everywhere
what's going on with Europe at the moment?
is it like
is it messy?
it's busy it's busy
yeah it's busy
Italians are
pretty far right
at the moment
little war
little war
little war here and there
yeah
that's crazy that's wild my brother went to Little war, yeah. Little war here and there. Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
Worrying. My brother went to Europe there, actually.
He said that, like, it's crazy how, like, you'll basically take a train from Germany.
They'll be very serious and very, you know, whatever.
Then you get, like, 30 minutes later or whatever, like an hour later, you're in a different country.
Like, maybe you're in Italy now. and the Italians are more loud and rowdy,
and there's no more quiet.
Slowly the quiet people get off the train,
and it's just all these rowdy Italians he was saying.
It's just crazy how there could be so many different cultures.
And the French were so rude.
You go there.
You don't say hello or anything like that.
Hey, I'm sensing a bit of stereotype in here.
Please don't forget about the completely drunk Austrian
that only eats fried meat seven times a day
and potatoes.
Lots of potatoes
and meat.
If you have meat, sausage,
beer, and
sausage.
And lever case.
Lever case sandwich.
I'm South African, so we're also
partial to a large sausage
as well. We've got burrubo.
Yeah.
Look at that. I've that pictures of cape town it looks beautiful there
that's where i'm from no fucking way really oh man uh this just looks incredible like
every time i see a picture i'm like i need to go to this place because it looks
the only problem with south africa is the murdering and the raping. Other than that, it's a huge, huge part.
Yeah.
Yeah, what the fuck, eh?
It just seems like in all the beautiful places,
there's always some shady shit going down.
It was just too bad.
Why can't we all just get along?
Yeah.
I'll tell you what, though.
The interesting thing about traveling the world is when you actually talk to people
you know whatever religion color whatever race you you quite quickly figure out you're very similar
don't you yes absolutely and yeah yeah that's probably the beautiful thing about traveling and
even going back to south africa a few times and one of the one of the stories i've got when we
were growing up there um you know we get invited
to say um someone's home that you know we'll call them african i suppose if you want to zulu or
whatever or cause other colors and things like that and we you call them colors there they're a
mixed race i guess they are um and they have no money like poor as poor as poor. But if they invite you around for dinner, it is.
Oh, yes.
Beautiful.
That is the same thing in every place in the world.
They will give you everything.
Yeah.
Beautiful people, man.
So, yeah.
You know, I think people should travel more because you'll get to meet some beautiful people who you think are strangers and you think they're different and weird, and they're really not.
Everyone's the fucking same.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people don't have the privilege to travel, which is something that one tends to forget.
I was very lucky to see a bunch of places around the world.
Being in Europe, you can walk across.
You guys have got a good day for traveling.
Us in Australia and New Zealand, man, we're miles from everywhere.
I'm on an island, a concrete island.
A huge island, too.
It is big.
It is a big desert actually.
Is it true that everything under a thousand square kilometers
in the territory is a hobby farm?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a direct quote from Crocodile Dundee too.
No, it's very similar to Wolf Creek if you've seen the movie.
No, I haven't.
Oh, watch that.
Wolf Creek, shit.
Wolf Creek.
Okay, well, Wolf Creek.
I'm going to write that down.
Yeah, Wolf Creek.
Watch that and, yeah, you'll see.
You'll see one of – yeah, it all makes sense.
I won't spoil it, but that will give you an an idea what it's like to travel the outback here and the kind of thing
that can happen if you're not careful as well yeah that sounds crazy a little inkling of what
might occur a couple's out there in the middle of nowhere and their car goes they run out of fuel
and a in a local comes to help them and you can imagine what a yeah yeah
oh dude that could that could become a that could be a wild fucking movie shit it's not good man you
don't really want to travel australia no you'll be like fuck if all the if all the creepy crawly
things don't get you then someone else will it's sort of like i guess it's a reimagined crocodile dundee in a way whereby they made
him not a good guy now but a but a very bad guy oh but he's still got the knife
oh that's crazy yeah i see where this is going and and he does use it often
dude that's you enjoy that actually that's nice wild. I think you enjoy that, actually. That's nice. That sounds nice. That sounds a bit more horror.
It's just not good sometimes.
What's it called?
Was it New Zealand or like in the last Mission Impossible movie?
I got to say the Mission Impossible movies have been kind of good.
I don't know if like quite action, more thriller, I guess you could say but like yeah he's jumping off the the fucking hill with the motorbike
and he's always doing his own stunts and shit like and he just doesn't stop tom cruise does he
no he never does does he like he wants to do that movie over and over again and i how does he stomach
reading another script from that i swear that guy wakes up and he's just intense.
He's like, what's the most fucking insane shit we can do today?
I saw this behind-the-scenes thing on one of the Mission Impossibles
where he's hanging onto the back of a plane,
or whatever, like the fucking wing of a plane.
It's taking off and he's holding onto it.
That's the raw footage.
The footage that made it into the movie is like it's just a little
bit color corrected but it's like the same shit
I'm like holy fuck so it just goes to show
that like he's really doing a lot
of that stuff
I'm sure he is
I also think I can never forget what's
what's you know marketing
and propaganda and what i mean i
don't doubt that it's real uh oh like you're just saying you know i'm not gonna i think i think you
well you can already say the the the the scientology word can you say that here
can i say it can you know i think there's a lot of a lot of money involved in there
that would be crazy the fact that there's a scientology church and people go there and like
learn that like that's just crazy like xenu and all that's wild that's
fucking wild they don't learn it yeah they don't learn that that's right they have to get to the
higher levels and then they unlock that knowledge.
We got the knowledge for free.
They got to pay.
Yeah.
Yeah, Tom Cruise, he went fucking nuts, didn't he?
Jumped on the couch for the other day.
Jumping on the couch.
He's so in love with Katie Holmes, wasn't it?
Dude, that's what it was.
And then, like – They didn't work out either. It didn't even work out. You never jump on the couch. He's so in love with Katie Holmes, wasn't it? Dude, that's what it was.
They didn't work out either.
It didn't even work out. You never jump on the couch.
That's never a good thing for your relationship.
Learn from his mistakes so you don't make it yourself is how that's supposed to go.
Tom Cruise jumped on the couch so that we could fly, basically, is how that went.
I think, fuck. Why would one have to jump on the couch to express something?
Like, is there...
I think that's called fake emotion.
Yeah, yeah, that's what you, like, you think people do that.
So you're like, oh, this is what the normal people do.
I'm going to jump on the couch.
Is it like, I want to say something.
Oh, my God, but they're not going to believe me.
You know what?
I'm going to intensely
jump up and down on the couch because i'll believe the stream
maybe it's like a search for emotion maybe i just can't find it i don't even know if one million
dollar bitcoin would be enough to get me to just jump on the couch, you know? I reckon I'll jump on the couch.
He's on the couch.
The things I'll get to a million will make you sick.
God candle to a million.
You're like,
oh my God,
where's the nearest couch?
We're going streaking.
Yeah,
we're going streaking up,
up by the quad.
Yeah.
It's fucking brilliant, man.
I had a wedding crashers, man.
I fucking love those movies.
Dude, they're so fucking good.
They need to bring Vince Vaughn.
I've seen him do an interview a while back
and he said he can't make comedies anymore.
It's too fucked.
It's a shame, man.
It's a real shame.
It's like they've killed the culture
that allowed that to breed, right?
You know, like there has to be a certain kind of culture that you have to allow.
You've got to be a bit offensive in comedy.
You've got to be a bit offensive, I think, because it's fucking fun.
I don't know.
You've got to tiptoe that line a little bit.
Lukey, what do you think?
Yeah, I absolutely agree.
I love Joe Pera for example he's very very low
low energy and
makes you feel good and then
when you're
really relaxed he
says one thing
and then he's like goodnight
goodnight
I'm Joe Pera
do you know him?
is he an American comedian? I'm Joe Pera. Do you know him? Is he an American comedian?
I'm looking him up now.
Yeah, he's like a
blonde guy, almost
balding, huge...
He wears a sweater?
He looks like a very chill dude, and then all of a sudden he just blows you...
I gotta check this guy out.
Oh yeah, he's like...
I'd like to see him.
I think I have like... Yeah yeah he's like i think i think i have i have like
yeah it's like it's like yeah just take a look
dude it's like next time you go to bed put like a podcast of his his one that is like joe perra
It's like Joe Pera talks to you, talks to you to sleep where he just talks about wind, for example, or and there's like it's it's it's like Joe Pera.
Drifting off is what it's called.
Yeah, drifting off with Joe Pera.
I think it's very like what what I'm like, I'd have trouble sitting through an action movie but I can always
fall asleep to to a pair that's it's an interesting niche market he's identified as well yeah yeah
isn't it or I put people to sleep so rather than pivot away from that I'm going to lean into it
really hard and yeah well listen to it I'd really curious what you what do you think about it like
send me a message when you when you heard when you listen to one of them they're fine look that's and
look that's the great the great things about these spaces is that you you learn or you find these
little um these little gems don't you from around the world yes and it happens to be American which is kind of disappointing gents I have a
proposition
we have about 10 minutes
left here I think I'm going to call it quits
at 9.30
just to keep it short and simple but I
would like
I would like to give
both of you
3 minutes each for talking about whatever you want, whatever you're enthusiastic about.
Please don't make a coin shield or something.
That's the only thing I don't want anyone to do right now.
We know the history.
We know that this is not targeted, Luki.
You're targeted, Lukey.
Like, if you, if, please, like, this is not nothing here.
You will hear here is alpha or anything.
We're talking.
It's talking here.
But besides that, you can talk about anything, anything you want, Craig.
Let's start with you.
You've kind of taken away my whole personality by saying that really
oh man i'm so sorry okay um okay then okay then then then let's do the opposite what is the worst
the worst the worst crypto if you want to talk about that like maybe that that the worst thing
that you've seen like on the whole horizon at the moment in the space uh the worst
thing I've seen is the extractive nature of meme coins uh and the disappointing uh the the the
disappointment I had of seeing some of the bigger names in the space uh use and abuse their followers
um that's been uh not so nice to watch but that's that but that's humans
but on the nicest side Bitcoin looks like it's going to go to all-time high guys so 99,000 was
a critical level to flip now that we flipped it I think we're on for a new all-time high so if that
doesn't stimulate your jimmies I don't know what will but I'll tell you I'll go into something a
little bit more personal so I've got three minutes.
I've probably got about a minute left.
So my plumbing broke about five days ago.
So for the last five days, I've had to go to the toilet outside, including shitting in a bag.
So I can shower.
I use a little bucket.
And yeah, I've been sh been in a bag for five days so um if you're
if you're having a bad day or you're thinking to yourself oh my boss is a prick or whatever
just remember i had to go outside and outside you stay in the rain so um hopefully that brings us a brings a smile to your face um that's dude craig i salute you i salute you i salute you um solidarity
with your struggle of having to shit in the back that must suck it's but i know you're gonna make
you make it through uh that experience difficult was aiming um i it's been a while since i've squatted so yeah but i've got it now guys
well it's healthier isn't it i can do it you get all the stuff now so we've got it we're pretty good
um no flake though you got a bidet like a hose or something up there i've got a
actually that's a good idea
like when you squat.
I was shooting my legs for the house too.
That's so fucking awesome.
Obviously, we learned something new every day.
Greg, man.
Thank you so much.
That was some raw honesty as well.
That's true story, guys.
That's not even embellished at all.
Yeah.
No, I love you.
I love your attitude man it's like
you're you're you have a you have a very positive attitude it's something that where i come from is not very common so i appreciate i appreciate the good the good vibes yeah i think it's the
south african in me if you come from a country that's very bad um you have to look at the on
the brighter side of life um yeah that's all you have uh so yeah i brightest side of life. That's all you have.
So, yeah, I think – I guess the takeaway is appreciate what you've got.
That's a great takeaway, actually.
I thought that was soppy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm saying that, actually.
It really is, like, a powerful thing to – you know, I mean,
like, especially because it's, like – you know, yeah.
Like, I'm sorry to
hear you have to like shit in this bag and hopefully get that plumbing fixed soon here
you know you deserve you deserve to be shitting on like a throne of like a king's fucking throne
you know what I mean like that's what you need Japanese toilet Japanese toilet I'll tell you the
worst part about it as well if you if you think that's the worst part the worst part about it as well. If you think that's the worst part,
the worst part about it is because we're getting our main bathroom renovated, there's actually a brand new toilet in there, man,
but it's not usable.
Oh, man.
So that thing just stares at me, and I stare at it,
and I'm like, I'm coming for you, man.
I'm going to destroy you.
I'm going to make you cry.
I've been eating hot Bindaloo's all week, and I'm going to show that I'm going to make you cry I've been eating hot Bindaloo's all week
and I'm going to show that thing
who's boss man
that sounds like a fantastic
idea for a short movie
I'm going to make that to all of my bitch
but Mr. E we can pivot to you
sir and take us
yeah Mr. E what do you want
what nugget
great points.
And, yeah, this has been an incredible, incredible discussion.
I don't know.
One of the, I guess the things that, like, I don't like is the lack of conviction in the motherfuckers out here, right?
Like, there's too much bearishness and shit.
People are just dumping coins at the first sign of a pump, you know?
And it's just like, we got to fucking hold out here.
The bull run is coming.
Right.
And, you know, people that are used to just dumping, they're going to get left in the dust.
I feel, you know, they're going to get sidelined.
They're going to get sidelined when there's violent repricing of our assets, whether that's ordin ordinals whether that's bitcoin or other cryptos
you absolutely will love to see that but um yeah what i do like is just the fucking community
is incredible has shown that kind of like you mentioned earlier it's just like uh
we're like cockroaches we keep on coming back right mentally ill cockroaches basically is what it is and uh
you know we all share this love for memes technology fucking culture art gambling all this
shit so it's just like uh and then the people are cool as fuck right like you go out to these
events where there's like nashville or something and it's just incredible to to meet them and
they're just as cool as they are in here if not fucking cooler right so uh yeah just bullish
on the community bearish on the bears fuck the bears they're gonna get they're gonna get that
they're gonna get liquidated that's what's gonna happen that's what's gonna fucking happen
amen bro when bitcoin hits a new autumn high i'm gonna be
absolutely relentless on the timeline man relentless yes oh like i've been waiting four
months man watching people say it's over it's over and i've just oh yeah i've got i've got
i've got a list you know you know what you gotta do? You have to team up with
Zach and do
24-7
gloating.
24-7
and you're gonna do the
high five at some point
of the day.
You take over with two hours of shit posting
together and then you take over the shit
and it just goes round and round.
A never ending chain of gloating oh there's nothing like saying you're right is there
nothing the best it's the best the best the best especially watching people just capitulate man and
what i find very exciting guys and this is why we're going to get our all-time high
is because so many people
are sidelined um and when so many people are sidelined they're going to start pouring in now
and that's going to give us our little blow off top so um i'm excited i'm very excited so
it'll be great to jump in another one of these shortly with you guys uh and cheers bitcoin
hitting um 109 plus thousand i think it's gonna be magnificent
and puppets hitting an all-time high again don't you get the puppets man we're fucking coming don't
worry puppets coming all the time coming day and night coming day and fucking night you know that
blow-off top is gonna give us a blow-off top if you know I'll probably end up in a jail cell a couple of days.
You guys might have to go.
I'll be flying all my tops, man.
Man, we should just head to the pub right now
to continue this conversation of Mike.
I've been having such a great time with you guys.
I've really been looking forward.
I was pretty sad the other time when I canceled the thing indefinitely.
So thank you very much, Craig, for reaching out again
and just saying like, yo, what's up?
And Mr. E, thank you so much for taking the time.
I guess we're going to talk a bit later on your thing as well.
I'm going to listen in today.
Oh, hell yeah, brother.
Yeah, it's been so fucking fun
vibing here it's just like i definitely be crushing beers with you boys at the pub to keep
this thing going and uh that's just how you know you're in the right place you know it's just like
it's just good conversation it's a fun time we're laughing our asses off and yeah uh and you know
what yeah like tonight every night uh we do the mystery zone with me and cynthia uh she's an absolute legend
uh you know we're at like something like 240 episodes or something like that now in a row
uh it's getting crazy and uh yeah check it out people that it's a really nice place i've been
hanging out a lot there in the last couple of weeks it's always nice and very relaxed late
night talk it's always when you kind of like you know
you kind of have like a little lounge to come vibe and just you know that's what that's what
we do right we talk a little crypto we read the charts there's always something going on right
and uh you know as well uh you know check out the local artists you know the artists uh that are
building like cynthia has a collection that's coming out
uh soon enough here i believe that will be uh i don't know if she's announced who that's launching
with but let's just say there's some legends uh that are building out here so oh shut up she's
launching a collection we all need to help her out so you guys can go to fucking vegas
let's fucking go baby it's as simple as that. I think
from the deepest of our hearts,
you're a part of
the people that should be there.
And enjoy yourself and have a really good
time. And I also hope
everyone who's going to
Vegas and meeting up,
meeting friends, I hope they have a nice time
to talk to each other,
to get to know each other and not, and, you know,
and make it back home safely and learn something along the way and have like
a significant, significant experience.
I think that's, that's what I wish for everyone.
I wish you, I wish i could just put you in my
luggage there throw you on that airport you know conveyor belt sneak you onto the plane and uh well
be vibing in vegas you know so uh much love to you lukey any last words? Oh, man. It's been a pleasure.
Hanging out with Craig.
Hanging out with Luke.
Listen to Craig.
Dude, listen to Craig's streams as well, man.
You were streaming with another person today, right?
Yeah, Greeny.
He's the player I stream with.
Yeah, yeah.
He's very good.
Very good.
Very knowledgeable.
Nice.
I'm the stupid one, and you need someone with a bit more, I don't know, sensibility on the show.
So he's the anchor, I guess, to keep me kind of on track.
Oh, yeah. There's no anchor here.
I can tell you that.
No, no.
Here, there is no anchor.
It's just like the balloon, and you let it go.
Car crash is magnificent.
So you can't help but look at a car crash.
So that's what this is, really.
Yes.
I was watching it, man.
It was good.
I was actually like,
how the fuck are they getting this thing on Twitter?
It's really cool how you guys are able to stream that.
And, you know, it's just like,
are you running that through the Twitter app?
Is that how you do it?
Through Restream.
It's an app called Restream.
And you can then, whatever you film on there,
you can push out to YouTube, X. And x uh comes the video as well with it so yeah bro it's awesome you can
i've got about it goes out to five different platforms at the same time it's cool holy shit
that's great it's too bad they don't have that kind of functionality for like spaces or something
like that yeah it's a real bummer i'm sure it'll come but um yeah it's a bit of a bummer that's great shout
out to you guys for doing that that's fucking sick and uh yeah that's right your buddy your
buddy kind of like had a you know like a bit of a different perspective on things you had like
your perspective and it was like well-rounded i feel it's good man yeah yeah we both got our
own flow and we're both would disagree if required so it's it's not a you know it's not a thing where both him and i fucking just it does end up like that a little
bit but i mean it's hard to like how do you not shill bitcoin man like well yeah exactly and that
was the cool thing i noticed as you guys were like you know if you were to take anything away
from this like buy when there's like fear sell and when there's you know whatever what's the
other word uh fucking confidence or whatever.
Greed.
Greed.
That's the one.
That's right.
So I'm getting ready to maybe sell a little bit soon.
But, yeah, each to their own.
But, guys, I just want to say, yeah, thanks for having me here.
Lukey, you're a fucking legend.
Thank you for –
No question about it.
Same.
Thank you for coming here.
My pleasure.
Anytime you want me to pop
in and tell a shitting story um get me in man there's plenty more yep there will be there will
be a uh hello episode that day comes around,
and we're going to talk shit for a long time.
I have some really good poop stories too.
Oh, magnificent.
So it's going to be the poop edition.
Yeah.
Man, I hope you have a really nice day, Craig.
You're just starting.
It's like 10 a.m. there or something.
It's just about lunchtime.
It's 11.30. Oh, nice. My there something just about lunchtime it's 11 30 so
oh nice the hotel they've been staying there so they can use the toilet and shower I'll go see her
and yeah hopefully we said Bitcoin head all-time high and I can jump on the couch yes that is a
very good vibe I hope you have a nice lunch today mystery thank you as well for being with us here.
Thank you so much for having me.
It was a pleasure, as always.
The best time hanging out with the boys
and really great getting a chance
to hear from
Craig more.
I've seen him on the timeline.
Love what he's doing and just that he's an
absolute fucking legend
out here on the stage uh you'd
love to see it and as well as you know shout out to the the legends in the audience do the best of
the best you know de-gentralized he's got ordex they're great uh yes it's totally check up the
the the twitter account of ordex and then some interesting things, maybe being the first that are asserting stuff over the EVM chain.
Interesting.
I thought that was very interesting.
I thought that was what you're doing.
Stuff with like, you know, Ethereum or other things.
You can actually, I heard you could pay with bits of string.
Is this new?
Can I make my own coin and then get stuff from Dijan?
They'll take it. Are you going to then get stuff from Dijan?
They'll take it.
Are you going to take my coin, Dijan?
Thumbs up or thumbs down?
It's free and fair. How are you going to do me like that?
I just want images of socks
and puppets.
Also, socks, puppets.
Give me the puppets. Give me all the puppets.
We love the puppets.
Wossies, puppets, give me the puppets. Give me all the puppets. We love the puppets. Give me the wassies. Yeah.
Wassies, puppets.
Give it all to me.
All right, Cont.
Thank you very much for being here.
It's seven minutes over,
but I'm going to play this last song before we leave.
I love you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hello.
Fuck you.
Bye-bye.
Okay, listen, bro.
It's easy.
Bro, you just gotta sit on new pairs
for 18 hours a day with CT tracker up
News drops pick the right coin and buy within two seconds
There will be about 47 of them get a sub 10k entry and front run the streamers once the streamers are in go
in there
Endurer in their chats
in their chats and beg them
and beg them
not to nuke
their five multi-wallets. Pray to God
you haven't bought a 30% dev coin.
You probably have. Survive the 5k
plus extraction at 20k market cap.
Survive
the sniper
nukes.
Okay, W.
About the vamp coins your coins good bro they won't rotate to the pvp coin secure some
profits within the 20 nanosecond candles you get that are topping out at 32k market cap
if you bond survive the radium nuke probably gonna go
under your entry
that's fine bro
just hold bro
it's easy bro
lock in bro
and see you next time
hello fuck you
that text just by Killoo, by the way
Thank you
That's right, see you next time
Whatever that is
On Hello, fuck you
Season 1, episode number 4
Or whatever
Take care you cunts
Goodbye
Love you cunts
Love ya Thank you.
