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Is this anything you want? Is this anything you feel? Is this anything you stand for? My love in my feet? Stay forever, baby, now
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Dude, do you guys remember that clip of him where he's like, imagine your family. Now imagine your family getting shot. Like, do you remember that insane clip?
Imagine you're the end of the Russian Empire. Sowing diamonds into your daughter's dress. Anastasia lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. Her name is Sally Jones.
What did Sailor say because I didn't see it. I saw it, but I just skipped over it.
Sailor said that, I'm going to butcher the quote, but he basically called people poor for not buying Bitcoin and for using fiat.
So he was on what? It was Fox Business or CNBC?
Basically, yeah, he's in an interview and the anger is saying, like, hey, most people want to sell their assets at some time for some profit.
Like, most people are hoping to get into Bitcoin or crypto because they want to sell and make some money. And he was just like, that's poor behavior. They're poor.
No, I think the context, the nuance of what he was trying to say is people that are effectively forced. He's had it. He's just had it. He's like, just stop being poor.
I'm always the apologist on this thing. What he was trying to say is that a lot of people who don't have access to other financial instruments or anything and are forced to save in fiat are people who are unbanked, underbanked, kind of lower.
Lower socioeconomic status, I would say. And it came out very spooky and somebody made an EDM hit. And it's just like we call them poor.
We call them poor. And it's not the most relatable look for Bitcoiners. But what he was trying to say is nobody with the ability to accumulate wealth and build on that would save in fiat money.
Which is true. We're the most relatable thing in Bitcoin. Yes, I think I do. I will. I will say from the I'm going to give you the PR angle of how that looks.
You have a billionaire on TV calling people poor if they save their money in cash for a little bit of liquidity. He did get dehydrated.
I'm just saying optically, like it's funny. Like I get it. I get like one side of me, the shit poster sides like that's fucking hilarious.
The other side's like optically. People, the people, the haters, the people that the no coiners, they're going to run and be like, oh, my God, I think all these readers are going to take to that.
That's what I'm saying. That's why on the it's funny for jokes. It's bad for PR. But don't we all deal with that? Like our wives are like, OK, yeah. But like, can we have a house? Can we just sell it and like can we talk about the extended vaccine schedule?
It's just like you're getting radicalized. So we can't talk about that.
We're all over the map. It was pretty. Yeah, exactly. I want to put some ice in my beer.
Welcome to 70 degrees in New York. Welcome, everyone.
It's fucking euphoric in New York City. I might strip down the street. I don't know what's going to happen.
There's a guy smoking crack right outside this window and I might go out there and just take a little poof. It's just it really is 70 degrees and it really feels like that.
Dude, spring is the best season, though. People say it's not fall. Yeah. Also pressing spring. People walk outside. I was smiling at strangers today. I said I said hello to some woman and her husband walking.
Just pleasantries exchanging pleasantries with people. You don't catch me in any other season acting that way. Yeah, really.
Fall is the best. It gets shorter and shorter every year. I'm a I'm a three week season for sure. It's because you're constantly wearing a hoodie.
I'm always, always, always 10 degrees hotter than I want to be. I run hot. Me too. This is a men thing. I'm always outnumbered on this. You guys are just sweaty. I run hot. All you guys are like I'm hot all the time. I got I got an eight sleep mattress.
I'm not gonna lie. It's the booze. It sends it sends the the cold water through the mattress. It's like an air conditioned mattress. Change my life. That's amazing. I have an eight sleep. I have an eight sleep. Yeah. But you probably have it on like warm setting. I do. Like a plus two. Terrible. I'm on a negative four. You're sick. Yeah, it's great. You're a pervert. That's perverted. No, it's just a cold mattress. That's so perverted. It's great.
Especially like the city in like New York City. I actually would like to see your closet. I just see just like all the hoodies lined up like Superman. So yeah, well, I mean, that's the difference. You can't smoke me out is what I'm saying. If you try to kill me on heat, you have like lizard blood now. Yeah. Put me in a sauna. I'm going to I'll kick all your asses. Put all of I'll be the last man standing at the end of August. It's just suicidal ideation and then fall hits. And it's like this cold breeze
comes off the water. And it's just the nicest thing ever. All the leaves die and it goes gray. So they say the leaves die and it's fucking great. The street is the temperature in New York by like 10 degrees. Yeah. The black streets. Yeah. Because we got no trees. They were talking about painting them white. What? For a second. Yeah. No. What's that going to do? Cool down the city. I like a degree. My degree isn't it? Let me get a poof. All right. So Michael Saylor,
not the best look. I think that he was trying to make a point that is a valid point. Saving in cash is really fucking dumb. And basically nobody does it. If they have the means, if they have the access to financial tools, if they have the financial sophistication, the education to do so, most people don't. And that's why it's such a horribly unrelatable thing to just say on television. It's not just about saving in cash. It's about
selling an asset to live. Yeah. Let's go back to that. I do feel like there's two different arguments being made here. Saving in cash is stupid. Yes. But people trying to take a little bit of profit because they've gotten into some new wealth for the first time in their life, you have to take your billionaire glasses off and be like, yeah, maybe if that can help you pay off your debt or buy a home. Exactly. That means something to everyday people.
So you you can't like lose sight of that, like the every man. Do you like that hundred dollar bill? I have a multifamily midtown. It's cash flowing. I keep people out. We have a rat problem. We have lost our soul. It's just so funny, too. The whole thought. We just keep going in this circle of like, don't sell your Bitcoin. OK, but we need a medium of exchange. Point to Africa. Like, come on, people are just. Come on, is there a
circle? I just thought it was don't sell. That was it. I don't know. It's don't do anything. Do nothing. Don't look at it. If you look at it, it goes away. I just learned that I had. It's true. I had a grip of Bitcoin on BlockFi and I took it off moments before moments before. Oh, Zach, we got to put Zach on the list. We have an agenda here. A loose agenda hits. And it's just names and people. We want to just talk. We're going to pick off
I can read you the list if you want. No, no, no, let's go through it sequentially. OK, no, keep it in. Keep it a mystery. Zach's on the list. All right. So that prints. Go ahead, BlockFi. You got it. You had a you had a slug on. Did a pumpkin unit. I left. I left Bitcoin to look to a shit shit coin project.
In exchange for shares of their company, I didn't know what they were doing with the Bitcoin. I was a bit. I was a bit young in the game.
I didn't know where they were putting it. Apparently, it was on BlockFi.
I was like, oh, my God. Oh, I got it back.
I got it back. Unbelievable. Mm hmm.
The back end of BlockFi was just an intern just just on a paper.
I actually that's actually true.
I'm not kidding. It's a fucking like Google Drive dock, but like all their shit.
Maybe we should just transition straight into Zach here. OK.
One thing that I really hate about the way they talk about, let's say, BlockFi, who's who's that?
Zach Prince was the CEO of of BlockFi. Yeah, Murphy, as I call it.
And Celsius did effectively the same thing.
So you have these crypto companies that go into bankruptcy.
And all of them now are championing the fact that like, you know, creditors are getting their money back.
But the way they do it is they mark to market. Right.
They mark the asset when it's in the fucking toilet.
Yeah. So Bitcoin's at 15000. Yeah, I mark that.
They're not getting the Bitcoin back.
If they do, it's marked at that point.
And then they're paid out in Bitcoin. Yeah.
And it's just an absolute ruse.
And like these stories on, you know, pretty much every crypto rag,
every mainstream media outlet doesn't go into the nuance of, you know,
pretty basic math, I think that happened to me with Ray Blox.
I sold a big old bag of Dogecoin, bought Ray Blox.
I think it turned into Nano.
Oh, anyways, it was on an Italian exchange.
Do you do? I don't know the internet.
I was just trying things, trading the internet money.
Shit. You're going to get you're going to get Internet AIDS that way.
Oh, my. Have you ever been to have I been pwned.com? Yes.
It just shows all the times that you're like, but no, but it's pwned.
All your data, it's like stolen, stolen, stolen 700 times.
Yeah, it's bad, you know.
So Zach Prince, Zach Prince, new job.
that he was going to announce his new job a day before.
An announcement of an announcement.
The announcement of the announcement.
So he he teases this announcement and he talks about the journey,
how much he learned, all that stuff. That's fine.
Like, you know, I don't think Zach's a bad guy.
I certainly don't think that he wanted, you know, block fight
to blow up the way that it did.
And they were really caught in the middle of, you know,
really the overarching scheme that was going on between Genesis,
ruse that was just bound to end this way.
One thing that came out, he had a bet with American HODL.
For one Bitcoin, they bet one Bitcoin that block
five would be either bankrupt or no longer operating within 10 years.
And Zach's like, I'll take that bet.
But then he did not pay any tweets.
Is this over tweets? Oh, yeah. Oh, OK. Yeah.
Well documented and everything.
And American HODL is like chasing him for a long time
before this announcement for the announcement hits.
American HODL is like chasing.
He's like, you know, we need to sell this bet. Wow.
Like black files done to sell this bet as a professional gambler.
So then Zach, you know, post this thread
and a lot of Bitcoiners were like, what are you going to pay?
So Zach responds by blocking anybody that mentions that bet.
Wow. Over the next like four or so hours. Legend.
So he started blocking people recently or after we're.
When did he start blocking people?
This was when this happened a couple of days ago.
Anybody that mentioned the bet was automatic.
I'm going to definitely mention it.
But OK. Cooler heads prevailed
the next morning before he announced the new job.
He's CEO of some like real estate company.
He's like, you know, you have to like shoot me a DM
and we'll figure this out.
American HODL was like, settle the bet.
Damn. But there was a fucking bag.
There was there was like a five hour period of time
where he's just blocking people. It's like blowing up.
Yeah. Back again on the PR side of things.
If he would have if he would have announced that real estate position
without paying him back, his announcement would totally been botched
and his credibility would have been like his all his followers are crypto people.
And so if he would have gone out there and like not made that,
he would have been fucked again.
It's not even like the corners are that big of a bet.
It's like, we don't forget these guys are you poor prince?
Like you've got to we use we use the remind me bot.
Just Twitter advantage, man, like Mr.
Mr. Hoddle is like our he's like big American Hoddle.
Hoddle is like, oh, is that the one that fucking hates me?
I don't think he hates anybody.
He talks mad shit every time.
He he he do be like that, but
but I'm sure he doesn't hate you.
Well, he's great. I don't get it.
I don't know what you do.
I think my existence pisses some people off.
That's why I don't want to go to a comedy club.
I'm going to get roasted.
Yeah, your existence pisses people off.
Definitely. What did you do?
Uber drivers. What did he owe you?
I could probably find it.
I know I can't remember it.
Oh, actually, let me go Twitter.
I'll come back to this and find out what he was.
We want to know what you did.
Mr. Hoddle, we were we were actually
you told me we weren't pub key together one time,
like standing right next to each other.
Excuse me, because it was for the short or something.
I'm just I'm trying to pick him out of a crowd.
Well, yeah, he's our height.
But he is an artist for all this stuff.
So he just had that and like, you know,
blasted that out and Zach was really like,
Did we interview him in Miami?
No, American Hoddle's been to pub key twice.
We have not done any interviews with him.
Who was the guy we interviewed?
You just do a stand up man.
And we didn't release it.
John Suth. Oh, Greg Voss.
we have a salt mine archive interview
that we'll never see the light of day.
But yeah, we we didn't interview with Greg Voss.
Oh, he told me to go make him a sandwich.
One time he was like, go make me a sandwich.
So I remember that he he was.
So I'm not defending this because that's not nice at all.
He went through like a go make me a sandwich phase.
He'd be like, I think it was really like high watching South Park.
When do I get a sandwich?
And you would just get in all of my messages and be like,
make me a sandwich, make me a sandwich.
I was just like, bro, it's not how you treat women.
It's not like even offensive.
It's just like not original.
You don't even like sandwiches.
I'm actually such a good sandwich maker for myself.
We should keep that as a sound.
If you were nice, I would have.
That should be a sound like before we start each episode.
And why is it a sandwich?
Like, why do we? Why do we?
Because that's like a that's an American thing.
You know, you had bologna and cheese.
And it's like, you think the concept of a sandwich is American?
Maybe not a sandwich about a sandwich is not like a spectacular rack.
It's like, no, but we're talking about like middle class,
poor, like lower class people where those sayings come from.
The poor people, the poor people, the poor, not just sailor.
Yeah. What else did they have in the house?
Now, the original sandwich predates America has to.
But that saying like the kitchen, make me a sandwich sandwich.
Huh? Like get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich.
Like that's that comes from that era where all they had.
That's just that's just sexism.
And that is that's what I'm talking about.
Thousands and thousands and thousands of years old.
You know, since you asked me that, I've been thinking about it a lot.
No, I think about it, too.
I said Iron Bank on the premise.
I think I'd be in the brotherhood.
You know, the guys who are like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
the men of the Knights of the Watch.
No, you're just like celibate just because I couldn't get laid.
Celibate, but I go to moles down for the horse.
Jokes with your boys forever.
No, I work with Littlefinger in the brothel for sure.
OK, you know, that's the brotherhood.
The brotherhood is like the bros who just like live in the woods.
And they know what you're talking about.
Any time you're in the woods, it's like, oh, it's the brotherhood.
Yeah, the guy with the patch.
Yeah, I mean, it does go as guys.
He's so much better in the books.
They're all so much better in the books.
But Beric Dondarrion in the books is so fucking.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about.
Game of the Watch, Aubrey.
No, I didn't watch it on the list of topics.
Oh, my God. What do you watch?
I don't watch that, though.
I have. I got no, I'm not a housewives person.
Well, I don't want to ask you was never a sex in the city person.
I'll just like watch the news like it's like a boomer.
No, don't you watch the news?
I watch the news and I watch
Just like your casual Fox News, a C-Span girl.
Yeah, you have to because I have to see how crazy things are getting.
Yeah, we're on Christmas.
Favorite, favorite Shane Gillis jokes is about like the the Fox News.
Yeah, that like really cares about you.
You don't need like an MSNBC dad.
You need you need a Fox News dad.
Like that's what you're looking for.
You get so he gets tired of yelling and stuff until he goes to bed.
Yeah. Can you believe this shit?
Yeah, it just goes to bed.
My dad would come home from work, eat a block of cheese with a knife
in a box of wheat thins and just watch Bill O'Reilly.
Oh, my God. I love your dad.
Did my family was like that, too?
No, Fox News is just running at my house constantly like on level 50.
And no one's watching it.
It's just in the background.
Yeah, Don Lemon interviewed Elon Musk
and they talked about ketamine, ketamine therapy.
I think Elon had went to go get ketamine therapy for depression or something.
And then the entire like post interview clean up like recap
was about like, is he on a drug addict?
He did smoke marijuana with Joe Rogan.
But now he's talking about ketamine and like this guy controls satellites
and the most important forum on the Internet.
Like, should we be asking these questions if that's OK?
He talks about ketamine guided meditation,
ketamine, like therapy, and he smoked marijuana once.
And they're just like, this guy is a train wreck.
Like, Don Lemon is like nonverbal every every every New Year's Eve
is getting like his nipple pierced on TV.
He's just like, this guy got ketamine therapy administered by doctors and nurses.
Should we be worried about that?
He had his SpaceX launch and they were like how it failed this time.
And they do it every time.
I'm not even like an Elon Stan.
It's just I'm not either.
It's just like it's just like so stupid.
Let's get mad at him and write some bad articles.
Thomas just went to the doctor.
His GP. Yeah, everything's good.
Looking good. Looking great.
Is this like the when the president gets it's like a doctor somehow.
Doctor's like, he's looking good.
All right. Did he do a cognitive test?
But he did find out what pills Biden is taking.
You ask your doctor, what does tell me?
Why does your doctor know what pills all the doctors know?
So this is this is a family friend for many, many years.
Not still not answering the question.
I have to clean it all up.
So this is a family friend.
And like towards the end, I was just like, why are they giving Biden?
Like, how does he get up there?
And like without skipping a beat, he's just like, well,
there's this dementia medication that actually like college kids use.
And it's like it's it's a like the half life of it, huh?
It's basically like an Adderall, but it has a very short, like half life.
It's great for like if it's like 3 a.m., you want to just like.
So state of the union, they said, put your mouth back and they just went.
And he went out on stage.
Is that what you're telling me?
The state of the union is at 9 p.m. Eastern time.
Yeah, you know, he's usually taken a siesta at that time.
Do you think he's snoozed off?
They must have adjusted his hours for the two weeks prior, right?
He builds up blackout curtains until like a 2 or 3 p.m.
There's somebody out there, like also mouthing the words
and there's someone like doing signals like, yeah, I don't know.
So basically, he's on his eyes were closed for a lot of it.
Yeah, it's a juicy new Adderall.
My doctor was just like, he's probably on.
There's no like we don't know anything of any of this.
But it was funny going back to the Trump Biden
election, like run off, whatever
he did want to take a drug test.
Trump was challenging Biden to take a drug test before the debates.
I guess I don't try to do it.
Donald Trump's on a cocktail, too.
The funny thing about Trump is his sobriety.
Yeah, it's it's his weird.
Probably selective sobriety.
Fourteen Diet Cokes every day.
You know that in some McDonald's.
So he had I think his brother died.
His brother Fred was an alcoholic, and so he didn't touch it.
And his kids really don't drink that much either.
and Eric are hitting the sauce.
And probably someone and probably steam as well.
If it doesn't go home after one of those like rough nights
and pour a big glass of white wine with ice in it.
I got to work on my Ivanka.
I used to get to a really good Ivanka impersonation.
Yeah, I'll come back to you guys with it.
I know everyone's seen enough of it, but we have to talk about it.
What happened? She was smoking cigarettes with her kids.
Oh, you thought you saw that AI generated.
Yeah, that's not what happened.
Basically, like the the quick rundown is she's been missing
since 2023, missing from the public.
And people are demanding that she show presence.
And basically, the Kensington Palace told everyone
that they were not going to hear about her until after Easter.
They said we will not give any health updates.
Oh, she's having abdominal surgery.
So it's a nose job or people think people.
There's like, oh, there's so many done cheeks done.
That doesn't take that long.
That's it's it's not that long to get like your cheeks done.
I don't know. It's like filler.
But she's getting something done to the face, for sure.
People are saying she's going to be out.
People are thinking that she's leaving the royal family back to the BBLs.
What kind of surgery do you do?
Well, one of those to the royal family to leave the royal family.
I think if she got the BBL, she'd be out.
No. Do you think they would welcome it? Yeah.
I would. Who is the hottest royal?
It's for sure her Charles, for sure her.
It used to be Prince William in the 2000s.
But basically, the the wheels are falling off because King Charles has cancer.
They don't know to what degree, but he has cancer.
She's been missing his fingers.
It's really bad. It's actually super gross.
That's a is this a condition, right?
They're roasted back. Oh, my God.
This is why Queen Elizabeth didn't want to die
because she didn't trust.
She knew these fucking idiots.
You couldn't hand over the keys.
And it's her fault at the end of the day.
Well, not for dying, for not having anybody competent to take over.
If the rule existed from like back in the day where
Princess Anne could have been the rightful person,
we'd be in a different place, but it wasn't.
It was had to be first male.
Princess Anne. Is that how you say Diana?
No, Princess Anne is the is the Princess Royal.
She is like the daughter of Queen Elizabeth.
The figures are the only one that knows anything on this fucking show.
OK, I'm giving it history.
How do we fix the royal family?
We have a special guest joining us.
Do you know anything about the royal family?
Dude, look at these fingers.
I know that I use Charles.
Look, I look like Prince Charles.
Twitter. Are you on Twitter yet?
These are King Charles fingers.
I like those fingers like that.
How would you eat the fingers?
Well, I wouldn't eat sausage because.
Well, they're nice and groovy.
He might bite into the wrong thing.
Imagine if he had a couple of sausages
that look exactly like his fingers.
That's what I consider dangerous.
That's dangerous territory for sure.
I looked like Prince Charles,
I guess, when he was younger.
I think whoever the Meghan Markle is,
when he was younger a while ago.
That's how much I know about the
Was he the one that dressed up like a Nazi?
Yeah, that was him in Vegas or something.
I lost a bet. It was Vegas.
That was the end of his career.
No, the best thing ever is Gilbert Godfrey did that.
Yeah, he dressed up as a man like a Nazi uniform.
And I think he did that and showed up to a gig.
Like some like corporate gig.
And I don't think it was a Jewish thing,
But it was some corporate thing where he just was like,
it would be so funny to just come as dressed as a Nazi.
When he came, he did that and everyone had to be like,
Gilbert, you're great, man.
He had to pretend like I get the joke.
I tried to do a show last night and I had the host,
Gerard Small, it was really funny.
He's really good at crowd working improv.
He came, he's a black guy and he kept saying to me,
he wouldn't say N word, but he was like,
you got to use the N word seven times up there.
I want to hear you say it.
It's like, oh my God, you got baited.
It was like, that's the N word.
And even saying that, everyone was like, don't do that.
So I don't know a lot about the royal family.
I guess is what I'm saying.
All right, so what's your theory on where do Kate go?
Well, I kind of went viral on TikTok talking about this.
I had to shut the comments off
because it hit like seven million views
and people got pissed because I basically told people
that Kate, they used to make her do this as a real thing.
Royal protocol, when you have a baby,
you have to get out like hours after giving birth.
In heels, she went in fucking heels on the steps,
holding the baby, doing a press shoot.
Now she's been missing for three months.
I'm not saying she should get out there.
I think that's what people thought I was saying.
I was just saying, how interesting and odd
that she used to get out there,
literally after giving birth.
No, no, no, I'm talking about in the past,
she used to get, she's had three children.
She would get out there on the steps of the hospital.
How many hours on the same day?
Four hours, they would be like, get out there
and take pictures, we were owed,
because the taxpayers pay for the royal family.
So she would get out there and be like,
And then people would get their pictures,
but she would wear a dress, full makeup,
And I was just saying, and now she's having-
Come on, they're wheeling the bed.
That is pretty bad ass though.
It's only like four or five steps onto a balcony.
They're wheeling the bed straight to the balcony.
There's a lot of production behind the scenes.
No, she has to go through her glam team.
Bruh, she comes out and sort of does the thing
where she waves to everybody.
She pushed a baby out of her vagina
and then got on some steps.
she went there out of her stomach.
So basically I went on TikTok
and I was like, this girl,
let's just go on behavior alone.
This woman, princess of Wales,
she gets out there and she always falls in line.
She always like shows up.
Now people are saying she's dead.
People are saying this woman's not alive.
Because, and this is the crucial point.
They said that we were getting no health updates.
Then they post this photo with the kids
Cause it's British Mother's Day.
Like we're healing up well and Kate's doing fine.
Like you're giving a health update.
But the health update is butchered
because they put all these pixels together
of some sort of mosaic tile, which isn't real.
They butchered this photo.
So people are like, bro, is she alive?
Like why are, why did you not post a photo?
I would say, I bet she got sick.
I bet something went wrong.
Yeah, in the surgery, whatever it is.
She's having abdominal surgery.
That's the situation now.
So maybe it was a C-section and it didn't go very well.
Is she having, she's having a kid.
No, no, she's having abdominal surgery.
I'm showing the contrast, but in the past,
she used to get out there and like immediately,
but she's getting something added.
I've always wanted to get something added to my nose.
Not against the face, out this way.
Yeah, but only when I'm out and about.
So I'll wear it to a jazz club or a restaurant.
Do you want to take it there
or where do you want to take it?
We didn't get either one of these.
Would you get on a Boeing plane these days?
Oh, this is kind of a talking about the news box.
Get on the Oscar and see what they're saying about it.
It's very Clinton-esque, you know?
Is it the same people or the same murderers?
They threw him out of the planes.
Harrison Ford threw him out of the plane.
Yeah, self-exlecting those times.
Oh boy, that's a tough one.
It's actually the perfect one.
So he went, I don't know.
He hung himself while the two guards fell asleep
and the cameras went out.
What is it called when they shoot,
when they do the angles of,
could this person have shot themself at that angle?
Yeah, but they, right, but they,
But then they give them all like some money
and they're like, yeah, they do.
Yeah, maybe, or threaten their family.
I mean, it's a deep state.
What's the one, what's the CIA movie?
I'm going to play in this.
She flies more than anybody I know.
It's the seven, three, seven max that you got to worry about.
It's just pretty fucking ubiquitous.
Like that plane is out there.
By the way, it's a great plane.
They'll just change the name.
Dude, what's up with the airbus?
It's got all the movies on it.
Where can, what are we doing?
What we should have more of those.
Is that the only, that's all we got?
What happened to the con?
The condor is a different, that's a different.
Yeah, that's just a whole different type of flight.
But yeah, what did happen to the concrete?
You can only take it across the ocean.
No, Concord is decommissioned.
Yeah, it crashed, but it's decommissioned.
Into the guy who blowed the whistle.
It's been decommissioned for like 15 years though.
That was like supersonic.
They're gonna bring it back.
It was like two hours to London from New York.
I remember when they used to rank it.
Yeah, I saw one on the Hudson River on a barge.
They were bringing it to the intrepid.
Literally, it was like the first thing.
I walked my daughter to school and we walk up.
Where you're like, look, honey, that's a concord.
And she was just like, yeah, she's three years old.
She's like, the plane's on a boat.
She's like, that's weird.
I'm like, yeah, they have a boat.
But then in a loading dock,
we saw a dog in the driver's seat of a truck
in like a loading bay at Citibank, at the Citibank Tower.
I took a picture of it, I'll show you.
And I pointed it out to her and she goes,
And like, it's clearly like a dog.
Like panting and just like looking around.
She goes, that's not real.
It's just like, it's real.
Be careful if you want to go.
I sold all my Boeing stock, though.
After he got popped, I was like, I gotta get out of that.
After the door blew off the jet.
I was, I sold it a loss now.
So I'll just buy some more Bitcoin with that.
I thought I was, I was getting into war stocks,
which is not a proud thing.
I mean, Boeing is a war stock, right?
That's why I got into it.
That was such a funny idea that you're like, anyway,
the government fucked this whole thing up.
Anyway, so I sold it a loss.
I'll just put it into Bitcoin.
It's just like funny to see people will be like,
well, I fucking try to play the marketing.
I'm gonna look like he shot at you.
So I'll put it in a Bitcoin
where I should have put it in the first place.
This old dance, BTC, BTC as soon.
Yeah, Bitcoin won't kill anybody and say it's a suicide.
No, it's honest about it.
Well, speaking of that, Craig Wright.
That was an absolute shank.
So the Craig Wright, COPA trial didn't quite wrap today,
but there was a judgment issued, which is quite rare.
They basically just said like, you know,
And we'll tell you why in a couple of weeks,
but not Satoshi, not the author of the white paper,
not the author of the software implementation.
And there was a fourth one.
But he is an enterprise blockchain leader.
That's what they came out and said.
That was like the one that he said he's Satoshi.
Not Satoshi, not the white paper,
not the software implementation author.
I forget the last one that I'm missing.
I read it too, don't know.
But it's pretty rare for a judge to come out
and issue that so directly.
Like this is a punitive measure
for true horse's asses only.
So what was the deal with him?
He claims to be Satoshi, he's just a fucking scammer.
So explain it in like stupid terms.
It's like a guy at the bar is like,
this is, I'm the owner of PUBKEY.
You're like, no, you're not.
And he was like, nah, nah, nah.
I'm going to take this all the way to the courts
And then he gets dragged to the courts
But he did it for eight years.
What did he want from it?
What did he want from it?
Recognition, fame, celebrity.
He was suing like Bitcoin projects.
Yeah, I mean, he was a dirty dog.
He was an old dirty Chicago dog.
He was an old dirty Chicago dog.
You had a bunch of waffle fries.
So you're taking waffle fries off the menu.
Well, I'll tell you what, it's upsetting.
But then I found out downstairs that I came up
with a pretty good reason not to do it.
OK, you don't waffle back and forth on Bitcoin.
All you guys are certain.
Did Kevin tell you what's coming next?
I was back in the waffles.
Why don't you guys have a steak here?
That would be really funny because you
could just do this thing Raul's does with their burgers
and just be like, we have five steaks a night.
If you buy through it, if you get it early, you got it.
Do like a Bitcoin related thing with the number of steaks.
Last day tonight would be amazing.
She's like, I want to get to the very end.
I would really like the steak, babe.
It's two hundred and fifty dollars, babe.
OK, the last baby, you get 10 of them.
The last one is just a thousand dollars.
Yeah, steak tonight's thousand bucks.
You should have gotten in early.
Yeah, we're going on a natural fit.
Pup fries are like steak fries, but they're
crispier on the outside and they're like mashed potato.
They're going to be great.
Have we ever, have we ever, ever thrown anything?
No, never. Not even once.
Except for that one time we made you sick.
It won't happen again, I promise.
The sounds in New York just coming in.
Wait till the fireworks start.
Aaron Rodgers, Ayahuasca Aaron.
Going to be the running mate for RFK, potentially.
What are you talking about?
But he's also in some fire for some Sandy Hook shit today.
He Alex Jones and himself did.
He was like, well, we know that that was like child actors.
My brain's just like a dumpster.
I only watch violence on the Internet.
I recall calling it the artist formerly known as Twitter.
And I did get back on and I miss threads
and I feel like threads misses me.
The email. No, don't get on thread.
I had to be on it because I was kicked off of Twitter for like two months.
You're back. You're on it.
I don't think you're on it.
Well, I'm going to tell you this.
I don't I just got back a couple of days ago.
And I had some of this stuff with the politics.
I'm like, I'm going to do what I can.
I'm not going to like every day.
Yeah. See how the world is getting fucked up more.
I'm just going to sell my Boeing stock.
So you just like not knowing how the world is going.
It depends. I've been on this radio tour.
Like when I get out, the first thing I check is like, how is
is the world still like what's happening?
I've been doing a radio tour right at 54 radio stations in four days.
So I've been getting up at six and like ending at five every single day.
Just talking about this new album, Smooth Peanut Butter, available now
on Apple, Spotify, everywhere streaming can be streamed.
And I did like 40 states across the United States.
What was your favorite or what was like Portland, Maine?
Well, you're phoning in everywhere in the DJ.
She was really interesting and weird.
And yeah, and so I like missed the following interview
so that that was so good.
But for the most part, you're saying you're saying you're not physically there.
And it's actually really funny because Portland, Maine is actually a great city.
It is. And supposedly they have the best.
Todd and Tyler, one of the radio plays they do this morning,
they just they just asked Todd and Tyler tweeted Todd and Tyler radio empire.
Rogers is a horrible person.
You guys are no better than I do.
Who is Rogers is a horrible person.
Aaron Rogers is a horrible person.
And Rogers shared Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.
He came back and he said that he never did that
and that he was on the record at the time saying it was a tragedy
where families, blah, blah, blah.
I have no idea. Why was he even involved?
Why is anybody talking about Sandy Hook?
No effect. Like, why is he involved in that?
I mean, I think when people believe conspiracies deep down,
they feel it their responsibility to let other people know,
let other people say, look, this is actually a hoax type of thing.
The flip side of it would be you guys
who believe something like really esoteric and out there is happening.
And you feel your responsibility to tell people and be like, listen,
there's this thing you should know about it.
You're going to have to study it.
But and you're feeling that responsibility.
You could just keep your mouth shut and be like, whatever.
Yeah. I mean, I think it is.
I thought you were talking about birds on real. Oh, no.
Bob, Bob, you know, you need to be about Bob.
Oh, we're just surveillance devices.
My dad thinks that I have a bird by far.
My favorite concern is that birds aren't real.
And I tore it apart so clean and perfect in every words.
Yeah. The sentence is great. Birds aren't real birds.
I'm going to write that down because you're right about that.
That's a great thing to bring about a first date.
Like, if you don't want it to go anywhere, you want to get out of it.
You're like, oh, birds aren't real.
You put your menu down for a second.
We need to discuss something before this.
I'm going to tell you something before we even have an appetizer.
They're just keep that silence a little longer.
Come again. Yeah, yeah, totally.
We'll take the last take of the show.
Twenty five hundred dollars.
Give me some of those waffle fries.
I know you got it back there and you know what I'll pay for this cash.
If you need it, I'll pay in a theory of now.
Fork them over, motherfucker.
Waffle your way over to me and be certain
that I want to waffle with those fries.
We'd like to offer you the ability to start a noster account.
Who am I sitting next to?
Does this guy let anybody within five feet of him
and not start a noster account with them?
Yeah, we should actually social media, baby.
We should be getting a grant out of Jack Dorsey
for the amount of onboarding we're doing at not for noster here at Pubkey.
Like he should be supporting this.
He's all about community.
Speaking of TikTok, the House
has passed a bill, goes to the Senate now
that TikTok could be getting banned.
You want to get you want to hear what I was talking about this
this morning, a bunch on radio.
It's Chinese surveillance.
It's a bird and birds aren't real.
Steve Mnuchin is back in a big way.
Yeah, he had another M with his Scottish.
Mnuchin with a Scottish princess.
Why? The one that was like, yeah.
Wait, this is true, though.
She's like landed royalty in Scotland.
TikTok, TikTok is the Chinese government
trying to like surveil, but also influence
children using an algorithm to try and get kids in the United States
because they're all about long game.
So I think they're like, let's fuck up this generation.
And then in two or three generations,
we'll be able to come over there and just take over America.
Yeah, how can that not be true?
Look at what's on TikTok.
It's not making me smarter.
I love General Sow's chicken.
You will give up America.
I heard a really bad take on it today.
Like it was the hot take.
It was from Emily Rata Joukowsky model.
Radikowski, whatever the fuck.
How do you say Polish names?
Radikowski, Radikowski, Radikowski.
Oh, is that the blurred one?
I actually think she's it's hard.
So anyway, just to close that thought,
he I think he is getting a group of investors together
to purchase TikTok from the Chinese government.
I have no idea how that works or how they sever these ties
or that solves anything here.
But also, they're really like poisonous stuff
exists for all of these platforms.
Like I'm mentally ill because of Twitter.
And I will for sure, of course.
But at least we're keeping the money in half stateside.
And then, uh, do you think when you think when Steve
munchies, a bunch of rain out, do you think Munchkin?
He's got to have been called out a lot in his life.
But when you think he's kind of complaining about the small things
in his life, people, his friends behind his back are like,
that's just my nation, my nation starting to fucking deal with 100 percent.
Don't you think he's got it?
It's all the names and that are like just bad names in government.
And like there's some really, I mean, Dick Cheney's pretty bad.
Not really in politics, but kind of in money.
Gingrich, Gingrich, Dick Cheney.
There's a week army who is sending dick pictures.
I'm one of your Tony Wiener.
Pretty good penis. Spitzer.
You think he has a nice penis?
You're not going to photograph it.
I can't believe the guy who is selling dick.
She works with Clint with Hillary.
Yeah, I thought it was like that.
It's just funny because both of their husbands, both Hillary's husband
just couldn't keep it in his pants and neither could Anthony Wiener.
The first time I laughed at a politician
was the vice presidential debate between Cheney and Joe Lieberman.
Oh, I miss Joe Lieberman talking about his wife, Hadassah.
And every single time he would say Hadassah,
there would be this like really evil shitting grin on Dick Cheney's face.
Just like losing anti-Semitism.
He's like, yeah, yeah, keep saying Hadassah.
That's that's playing really well in the polls.
Gosh, I miss that era in some ways.
There's like some nostalgia with his politics.
You show your dick and you're out.
Now it's like, well, it's like show your dick, man.
I got to say that's how you get in and get in and get out.
How do you spell Strobel?
I thought you said Strobel.
I want to tell you, Strobel is not a very common last name.
It's interesting to be like, like it sounds like it sounds.
You've never heard it before.
Why don't you spell it like it sounds like you've heard it over and over again?
Both names, not common, stitched together.
No, no, no, it's TJ Medea.
You're just spelling it like it sounds.
At least I actually know who I'm talking to.
So, OK, wait, back to the Emirata take.
You're going to have to dig yourself out of this hole.
What? What am I about to say about TikTok?
I'm going to dig myself out.
I'm going to get myself in.
What did my future wife say?
She said, basically, she's she's like, well, we're giving our data anyway.
Sorry, I'm not going to do it in that voice.
We're giving our data anyway, too.
I do that voice when I don't agree with the person.
Just say, you want to make you a sandwich.
She said, she said that she doesn't agree
that we're giving our data away to China or sorry, to anyone in general.
We give it away to meta products all the time.
And she's like, well, at least, you know,
China has allowed progressive voices to get out there.
And I'm like, I was like, do you know what the CCP does?
Like, she put out this full take.
It's hard when I see people.
Like, they have a cool vibe.
And then I hear what comes out of their brain.
And I'm like, oh, that's not how that works, bro.
Do you know what the CCP is?
You know what China does?
She's like, I really like China that they gave progressive voices.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
Not to get a little bit slightly alt of go alt center.
The amount of accounts that were banned on Twitter
for even mentioning the vaccine or anything against it.
You're like people, different accounts have been taken off of X.
This is probably pre-elon time.
Just for speaking about about anything that's like kind of conservative
It's like giving the left a platform.
The left always has a platform.
The left is the platform.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And why are you defending China?
I didn't get in the comment section because I'm a roaster.
Like, yeah, we should have her on for sure.
We should get her on here.
But like, that was the worst take ever.
She was in the music video where she showed she hung on.
I mean, Radikowski and she.
So you don't pronounce the J for Polish people.
Incredibly, I'll just come with like it.
Yeah, my wife's grandmother.
Passover, I have a very close friend from Germany, from Cologne.
And he comes to Passover, family Passover.
And Grandma Selma is in her 90s.
And Sven tries to throw a Hail Mary and make a strudel
and is like painstakingly like he does about a dozen
like practice runs and brings the best one that he's got.
Shows up with his wife in New Jersey.
We're doing the whole thing Passover.
And Grandma Selma tastes it.
And like Sven's fucking nervous.
He's looking around the table and everybody's like, this is great.
He did a great job with this.
And she said, you didn't pull it, you got to pull the strudel more.
You didn't pull it enough.
And he and like everybody was like mortified.
I started laughing because I'm a friend and not part of the Jewish thing
The entire family, Megan's family is like mortified
because Selma is just saying this thing and offending the guests.
The only one was Sven, who is just like, you're absolutely right.
And I was trying to pull it more and I didn't.
Well, and that's what's wrong with it.
He accepted the criticism.
So Apple, Apple struggle.
I'll remember to pull it.
I don't know what that means, per se.
I think it means pulled the dough.
They do hand pulled noodles is a big thing in like Chinatown.
Yes, you know, this is all going on, Mr.
He's got an apple strudel recipe that he's going to put on there.
I don't think I've had apple strudel.
As much as I'm associated with the food, right?
They're just constantly stretching them to make the noodles.
So instead of needing the dough, you have to actually like pull
and stretch the dough consistently.
Yeah, it goes more liquid, right?
Well, because they pick up more of the flavor of the sauces, right?
I think you're talking about noodles.
I was talking about noodles.
Are there noodles and strudels?
I think you're thinking of like a like a we should open
I think you're thinking of something totally different.
I don't think stroking off stroking off the selka back to 24 hours.
Back to New York City's back, baby.
Oh, yeah, we went to the side separate kind of.
We're at 500,000 residents since 2020.
But they're not here to fight the next war.
I don't know if that's the worst thing in the world.
I want I want fewer people in the city.
But where are the apartments?
I still can't find an apartment.
Landlords, landlords be warehousing.
Landlords, landlords, they'd be like, they'd be warehousing.
Yeah, it's technically illegal, but they do coordinate, I think.
Well, they can in Blackrock, right?
They can write stuff off.
So some things are like, I just want to write this off against like, right.
So they leave storefronts open so they can write that off
against their capital gains, I guess.
Just put a souvenir shop in there.
Let's sell New York t-shirts.
Can we get another Wells Fargo?
Are you guys actually bullish on New York?
Extraordinarily, I mean, you have to say that.
Why are we going to turn those office buildings
into residences so I can rent an apartment?
Because I'm looking for an apartment.
You want to live in Midtown?
Where I live, 15 years from now, Midtown,
Manhattan is going to be the best neighborhood on the planet.
Yeah, you walk out of your first.
I've been, I'm like very bullish on this.
If they rezone this, if they dezone Midtown
and they have mixed use, commercial, residential, industrial,
maybe ball bearings plants on the 15th floor, it doesn't even matter.
Just let them do whatever they want in Midtown, Manhattan.
Best neighborhood on the planet.
I think it's really funny that Los Angeles
and New York have this thing where they're like downtown.
They go, downtown's getting cool, man.
I'm telling you, a lot of people are living down there.
Why not? I'm telling you what.
It's getting cool down there, man.
I got a couple of friends and there were a bunch of restaurants
and they keep saying it for decades.
But some people will just like say it and they don't live down there.
But I guess they're thinking of living down there.
But they're like 85 district's grade.
I'm like, if you've been there a night, if you don't get killed,
you're like, this sucks, man.
It's that scene in American Psycho.
I don't think we have anything in common.
There's tumbles. Oh, my God.
But that's what I think about when I'm walking around like William Street.
I know I lived in five guys for like four years.
Yeah, claustrophobic, my first.
So I knew no one in New York.
Like, I'll keep it short.
I knew no one in New York.
So I had to like my first roommates were two dudes.
I'm a girl. I was twenty three.
And I'm making sandwiches, two dudes that are working on Wall Street.
There's a one bedroom that's real.
It's completely blacked out.
It only fits a queen mattress.
And I'm like, I'll fucking take it.
I live with the thirty five hundred a month.
They actually got me into.
I held they saw they saw one of them for a period of time.
Jesus Christ, but just because of proximity.
Truly, I was like, I don't want to date you,
but you won't leave me alone.
And then I finally was like, I broke up and I was like, I got to get out of here.
And so there used to be a great strip club after that in fight.
I called the pink pussycat lounge.
And Thomas has never been to a strip club.
Maybe we should take I think we should take hits and to a strip club
and just show Thomas that it's OK.
He's so he's he's so clean.
He's so different because he loves dive bars.
Because you like and a lot of dive bar culture is embedded in strip clubs.
And it's like there's a hierarchy.
The diviest of dive bars are strip clubs.
And then you got like bikini bars.
I mean, you're not comedy comedy, the bikini bar.
I don't remember what it's called because we're like,
are you going to comedy there tonight?
And then you got all this wet.
Then you got hockey time.
I have the perfect bar and Friday for us to go to.
This just guy, John, he just right outside the Beakman Hotel.
I want to bring all of us.
Honestly, he just gives free.
It's like, I don't know how he has his property.
No, you're talking about the great bar.
No, that's the bikini bar, the Nassau bar.
Yes, it's on Nassau. Yes.
This guy, John, he's such an amazing man.
He's voicing me one time.
he came up from the basement with like a big bottle of Patron.
And he's just like, you know, they don't let us put the big one there.
So I just I buy it from Costco and I refill it.
And I was like, yeah, it's all the time.
He offered me a job bartending.
And he's like, you look great.
And I was like, hey, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
I was like, I have a job in crypto, but this kind of sounds.
Have we not talked about the Nassau bar before?
I have gotten they let me just drink free there every time I go.
So Nassau bar is the daiviest dive bar left in New York City.
We go worse than Jimmy's.
But it's also right across the street from Jimmy's is not bad.
No, no, no, this is like harder on the New Jersey.
This is the trashiest bar across the street from the Beepman Hotel.
There's so much money into this thing.
People walking, he's like, yeah, you can come in and just like looking
And he goes, he has like a New York accent.
I swear to God, we should go.
Why does it matter from New Jersey?
Yeah, like Megan, if we like what makes it a bikini bar, please, don't they?
They were just in the beginning.
Yeah, BVL's are the owner of it.
He has like rental properties above.
He's like, yeah, I basically tell these people like, don't don't bother me
and I won't come in there and, you know, fix up, you know, like a charge,
you know, rent, but like you can't come in here and ask me.
And I was like, I was like, he's fucking amazing.
And when I was drunk and kind of blacked out one time, I was like,
Let me tell you something, sweetheart.
OK, you come work for me.
I might not take care of you, but it's exactly we'll go to Costco.
And that conference really helped.
This is all good with so it's like you live for free upstairs and bartend here.
Yeah, you go to Costco and carry the bags.
OK, Sam's Club, do you want to go to Sam's Club big time?
Wait, do you guys remember Don Hills on Greenwich?
You've never been there, Don Hills.
I can't believe we were talking about the same place.
Sorry, I just I'm obsessed.
It's my wife's favorite bar.
It's a Jersey bar because it's just got like shit in the electronic.
It's like there's characters.
There was a guy who was standing in the corner like, you know,
that's where they conceived a child.
Pirates in there, you can't you can't continue.
You can't touch anything.
Yeah, I had sex once that lit, lit lounge.
What? You had sex at a bar.
Oh, yeah, the lit lounge is a awful place.
It's just the cock, right?
Why would you have sex at a bar?
No, because you can you can you feel comfortable there.
You feel comfortable there because you can just I can't.
I probably have sex at a bar because my apartment was so embarrassing
that I was like, this is better here.
It's better to do it at the cock.
It's better to do it at a shithole dive bar than go back to my apartment.
My apartment is embarrassing.
Oh, you can't take the girl back.
That's a New York thing for sure.
Yeah, because my wife is at home.
So boom, she came home early for Christmas.
I think we'll leave it there.
Anything you stand for, anything you want, my love, my feet, stay forever.
Is this anything you want?
Is this anything you feel?
Is this anything you stand for?
My love, my feet, stay forever.
Is this anything you want?
Is this anything you need?
Is this anything you feel?
Is this anything you stand for, anything you want My love and my fear, say forever again