Time to go like Green Arrow!
Leave some quine a wheelbarrow!
Time to talk like an arrow.
Time to talk, time to talk, time to talk.
I want to say light it on me, light it up.
Please, then, this is the master.
We're not pulling it on us at all.
Mind to talk like an arrow.
Listen, they won't play this till I ain't gone.
You are cool, they're broke.
Them are chroma, I ain't broke.
Them no read this script.
I them never get the right book.
Tell them straight, though, they won't play this till I ain't gone.
This, they won't play this till I ain't gone.
You are cool, they're broke.
Them are chroma, I ain't broke.
Them no read this script.
I them never get the right book.
They don't talk like that, right now, right now.
We're not gonna stop them.
I'm gonna run up the moat.
I'm gonna run my eye, bro.
Listen, I tried to watch you like this.
They fall by your eye, crap.
You know, find them enlightening.
When we get mad, I'm gonna strike them with lightning.
Look, I'm gonna chop them like some old-time lady.
Listen, they won't play this till I ain't gone.
You are cool, they're broke.
Them are chroma, I ain't broke.
Them are chroma, I ain't broke.
Them no read this script.
I them never get the right book.
They don't talk like that, right now, right now.
The group, I did not worry.
Hop them, I panic it when we start rallying.
Them put them in with it all in.
Them not take my soul trickily.
Two of them of me, now we're on our own, saro.
Hand it off, hand it off.
I want me to lighten off and lighten it off.
We're not pulling on our toes.
Hand it off like a arrow.
Rise up, rise up, rise up
Oh God dang, this alive or God dang
Should we change the name of the path to
Solomente Bangers, mucho gusto
Los gientos, gientos, gientos, zingos, zingos, zingos
Can you turn off my headphones a little bit?
Is that you? Is this one you?
These inhalants are kind of scary
You can order it off of Amazon
This has become like a thing
Who was it? It was Baker Mayfield
That was just like crushing them
He was coming out of the tunnel
It just smells terrible in your brain
That's performance enhancing though
That is performance enhancing
I don't know, I've never smelled
football players are zining out there?
They're zining out there, right?
Who's the kicker for the 49ers?
He hit the Sebastian Janikowski
He was so fat, he was the fucking man
Go out there, he was like yeah
I feel like it's more possible for like baseball players
They can be degenerate but we don't
And hockey, I feel like the hockey boys
Baseball players used to just repeaters
None of them were ever in shape
It was always just some man after his shift
And they'd be like get him out there old hank
He just would beat his family at night
And had a drinking problem
I'm going to be a fan this summer, that's awesome
David Wells throws the perfect game
That one, that one requires a little thing
With Kurt Warner from the Rams
Talking about how Marshall Falk was just like a
Kind of like a flubby boy
And like the best athlete
Reporters would come into the locker room
They're like who's that sitting in Marshall Falk's locker
He's like that's Marshall Falk
He was like the best running back for
Many many seasons, right?
Eli Manning, two times Super Bowl MVP
Marshall Falk was in 96 overall
Are we only going through this?
Why are you speaking through this?
The audio is a little weird
He was very very talented footballer
We're going to have to get this figured out
You've been talking to no one
Thomas has been shouting into the void
Yeah, that was my best material
I'll give you a fun tight comment
Wax poetic for my infomercial
Can somebody throw up a heart
If they can hear Aubrey or Jerk?
I have no idea what just happened there
We need some sort of a production producer
If you're interested in a job, it's J-O-B
Every one of these Twitter spaces is a catastrophe
Don't look at me when you say that
At least we're drinking so it feels okay
It was your idea to open a bar and a radio station
Simultaneously, it's a media company
We could have just opened a Hooters
I've got to have a radio station, too
That's the differentiator
I tell people, I'm like, no, yeah
We open a sold bar and also a media company
They're like, of course it is
Every company is a media company
It's also a media company
It's really important for
It's really important for businesses
to be able to craft their own message
and put out their own narrative
and then protect that, right?
And defend that as they grow
Where did you learn to talk about that?
Who are you selling this to?
He will switch that shit on
Did you get coached by someone?
Sounds like it's investor talk
It's my consultant's wife
Shout out to consultant was
She made sure I could code switch
And she has a little ruler that
She smacks you on the knuckles
when you don't use the proper buzzword
When I had an erection when I was a child
Wow, this is early in the career
The correction's already up
and she would hit it with a pencil
Because I'd be like, it's up, it's up
Let's bring God into the room
We need to palate cleanse this with God
A little anecdote for everyone
It is the first day of Lent
There was a number two pencil
Well, I'm not giving up drinking
I do think I need to get off my phone though
Just the memes are so good, you know
So I think I have to put my phone up at night
for, you know, I don't know what time
20-24, you know what I mean?
How do I just, like, put my phone up?
Imagine missing the Tucker Putin interview
Did you watch the whole thing?
But I watched a good part of it
And I'm actually proud of Tucker
So I went to the same college Tucker
Wait, did you go to Trinity?
This is a man who has a murdered journal
For an extended period of time
that must have been an extraordinarily scary time
that that nice boy from the Stover's frozen food fortune
had to have, had to endure
How does that even happen, though?
How do you even get that set up?
He probably just, like, threw it out there
It was, like, in the DMs or something
It was just like, hey, can we have, like, an interview?
And he was just like, yeah, come to Moscow
It's actually truly amazing what Tucker is able to do
with VX, where he's just, it's not even comparable
to what Vox was doing at the time
So, I mean, crazy interview
I don't even know what the view count is on that now
He's posting video game numbers
I think 200 million views in the first 48 hours
If that was on 60 Minutes, I think that they would have been
super happy with close to a million
So, like, it's just absurd, the numbers that he's posting
I did respect Tucker for trying to sort of lobby
the Wall Street Journal reporter
He was definitely, like, shaking
but, you know, you shoot your shot
You go to shoot your shot at Vlad
He's like, we will think about releasing him
And he goes, I hope you do
God, I hope I get out of here
He's like, am I gonna make it out?
So, how long does this radiation T take to set in?
I also love the long about stories
where, like, Putin's just flexing his historical knowledge
Also, can we just get him, like, can you just speak English?
Like, why do we have to do the translator thing?
If you're that fucking smart, sorry
He does, he absolutely does
This is a KGB agent that was stationed in Eastern Germany
Like, this guy has been prepared his entire career
to do this, like, counter-propaganda thing with Tucker
He's been calculating this all along
But that was the most entertaining
I don't think I could give up, like, Twitter
when something like that hits
I just get dragged, pulled back in
It's like when a sneaky night comes out at Pubkey
and Megan's like, what the fuck
And it's just like, well, TJ Miller came in
and I had to stay for, like, a little bit
And he was like, you know, we're having fun
She's like, was this for the business?
Yeah, babe, all for the business
Well, we did have Valentine's Day
We do also have Bitcoin price because we can't ignore that
Where do you want to start?
What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
First of all, you know, I actually
I want to hear this answer
I really want to hear this answer
I got blackout drunk last night
I forgot that today was Valentine's Day
There's still plenty of time
Until tomorrow, basically
What are you going to do?
Do you have some bodega flowers?
It's from like the 90s, 2000s
No, he was in the faculty
He used to wear a t-shirt over his long sleeve shirt
Yeah, but this guy, he did it well
He stopped making movies though
What are you doing for Valentine's Day?
We're making a heart-shaped pizza
That is a man right there
We're giving grandparents to Mexico
This weekend, and it's my wife's birthday this weekend
So it's a, we're gonna celebrate sort of a combined Valentine's and birthday on the weekend
But tonight it's the heart-shaped pizza
Probably just pepper onions
Aubrey, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
I'm pre-gaming right now and then I'm at Pubkey
And then I'm gonna go have a Galentine's Day with my girlfriends who are in this city
Sometimes, you know, if you're not in the same place as your significant other
Or you just want to get together with your girlfriends
You just gather all your girls
And I get, I don't really know, it's kind of like a new wave thing
You just, I think you get your up
Put your shoes in the, put your shoes
Okay, for people listening, oh, jerk
Jerk, jerk just like the salts or something
Okay, that sounds like a fun evening
You're gonna put your shoes in a circle and dance
But is that what that is?
Exactly, all the gals get together and it's like a hoedown
Is this okay? Is this bad for you?
Jesus fucking Christ, that's awesome
It looks like the thing they put in electronics that they say do not eat
That's a great meme, speaking of like not being able to like detach from the memes
I took way too big of a little taste
I, I'm not gonna try whatever, they're like sniffing some shit
They're, they smell, it's just ammonia
I'm gonna make some, this is zen brand
Brought to you by Tucker Carlson
You crack when you sniff it and you're gumming
Okay, what are you, what are you doing for Valentine's Day?
So we had a lovely sushi lunch
And we got sushi for lunch
And then we went to a new brew pub down by us in Tribeca
Wait, you already sell, you did it all last night today
You're like, we're ahead of time
Just to get ahead of it all
No, no, no, we knew, we knew this was probably like the easiest like line of sight to have some like us time
But it was still with the like three week old baby just passed out in the stroller
Me, you don't own it though
Yeah, we had some good sushi
When you get to a third kid, it's like, you know, in the first one, you know, you want to keep them at home for like three months
You don't want to get any germs around them
You want to be really careful
But by the time you get your third kid, it's like, oh, well, if they're not bleeding, it's fine
This one already got like, you know, a trip to the hospital
Everything's fine, but yeah, we were trying to aim for no germs, no viruses
Just rub some dirt on it, kid
As soon as she got a little bit of talent, all everything was okay
But we already did, we already did our Valentine's Day
We got to like, look, we get up early
It's grind culture over in the Pacquiao household
I'm impressed because you're ahead of time
And jerk over here doesn't even know what fucking day of the week it is
But I do have a question for the men here
I guess everyone else that's on the show
Do you think Valentine's Day is a Hallmark holiday?
And do you actually low-key hate it?
What is a Hallmark holiday?
It's like big corporations just throwing down a holiday in your throat
And you think it's actually real stupid
I think if you live in America, every holiday is a Hallmark holiday
But this one actually has real historical significance, right?
There is a Saint Valentine
And there was really like a Saint Valentine
And there was like, they started doing chocolates in England in the 1800s
So, you know, it's not like it's a brand new holiday
He's not even reading the Wikipedia page
Well, there's also a massacre that took place on Valentine's Day
It's like historically, like, you know, ancient Europe
Oh no, wait, wait before that
I would have thought it was like an Irish-British thing
Well, there might have been one of those too, but...
I think this goes back back
This is like a long time ago
You have to actually have maybe a degree in history
I know that, like, Whacking Day in The Simpsons is supposed to be for St. Patrick's Day
But I, for whatever reason, I associate it with Valentine's Day
Do you know that episode of The Simpsons
Where they have to, like, beat the snakes out of Springfield?
Yeah, and it's Whacking Day
And there's like, there's a romantic tie-in to that
Well, because there's no snakes in Ireland
They said St. Patrick drove out all the snakes of Ireland
Yeah, but for whatever reason I associate it with Valentine's Day
Kind of like in Korea where Christmas is Valentine's Day
It's like sexy Christmas time
So, jerk was right, there was a massacre on Valentine's Day in Chicago in 1929
If you Google, if you Google any holiday massacre in Chicago
There's a massacre every day in Chicago
Unfortunately, cover evil
I would say the Catholics kind of run holidays, though
There's so much happening today
And so once you're married
You have to start giving out these little red envelopes
They have five, ten, twenty dollars
Depending on how much you like the person
How close they are to the family
So go ahead and have that choi
I get like a stack of them every year
Because we're not married
But we've been together for like twelve years
So I'm getting a little like
I'm getting some looks now
You guys are the only people getting them
I'm like no, we're engaged
I feel like you're like a stack
So go ahead and have a choi
Until you marry then you give
That's a real good strategy
You know, the red envelopes on WeChat
No, you don't know about that?
He's gonna lose his mind if he has to download another like messenger app
Well this is like the official, you know
All these big corners are like get telegram
I think you need an invite
I have a Chinese company that like a factory
Like a lady who works at a factory
She's like anything you want
You want me to make a person?
Literally translates to I hope you get rich
That's and that's basically like Happy New Year
I love that direct translation
I hope you get so much more rich than these motherfuckers
And then like as soon as they separate it's like man I hope he doesn't get rich
Well it's a lot nicer than have fun seeing porn
We're all gonna make it is just the same thing
Dude this fucking chemical bullshit is all over my mic and my lips
And I just can't stop smelling it
Guys I'm a little tipsy off like half again is right now
You should crack one of these things
So there's no prohibition on drinking on Ash Wednesday
Uh they're just supposed to fast
And to my credit I've only had half a croissant
So I think I'm doing it well
Yeah I think I'm on track
Um Guinness always hits me
What's the alcohol content in it?
Wow this is so embarrassing
But I mean it could be something else
It could be like psychosomatic or something like that
But like the alcohol content is is under 5 I think
That's why you're supposed to have it for lunch
Or maybe the only thing you have
Over the course of awful days
This is what's going to get me through the rest of my fast for today
It was that well I haven't started it yet
But it's like at night I have to put my phone away
Which also is just a way for people not to contact me
And be like I had to put my phone up
And I'm like sorry I didn't get back to you
Yeah because God wants me to be a better person
They couldn't get in touch with you anyways
Are you guys going to join me in a 40 day you know challenge?
Is this what the Wahlberg thing was today?
No but what did Wahlberg do this morning?
First of all there was a lot of God ads in the Super Bowl
Yeah the feet washing of the feet
Even the Church of Scientology was in there
Every year they do a couple ads
It's just like great stock imagery
Unbelievable stock imagery
It's trying to be like a cognitive emotional
Getting images of troll footage
But it was funny because it was like
I saw a great meme that was like
You know Scientology join us
And it was like Jews leave us alone
No because there was an ad obviously
Because of a lot of the hate going on right now
So it was a very interesting meme
And then there was a nice little dash of China
And the CCP putting out like five Teemu ads
I don't even know how to say that properly
If you keep shopping Teemu
And I see that he's been shopping at Teemu
Because everything is like
Can someone explain Teemu to me?
It's a good way to light your house on fire
You're gonna get like an iPhone charger
And it will like light up the entire apartment
Why are we taking this money in our Super Bowl
Why are there L-Fars everywhere?
L-Fars aren't the most illegal thing on the planet
Had like quality controls
It's not working with kids
It's like losing their minds in high school
Like hitting a DMT vape pen
DMT's not supposed to be that ubiquitous or available
You should have to go see a shaman in the jungle
We had the silk rope for that at one point
Can I have a DMT vape pen
Do you want strawberry banana?
There's nothing better than just ripping vape
I mean it's the greatest like luxury
And you see like a 40 year old dude
Let me go up for a comment on this
Because he had a really good post a while ago
About like a 40 year old banker
Just hitting like a strawberry banana
That's probably where I got
Outside of Goldman Sachs or something
I probably just stole that bit from him
It like absolutely is spot on
Are you there sweetheart?
Why are you as a 40 year old man
Sucking on a baby blue elf bar
But I'm happy for you, Jer
I'm sure you tore it up in the hookah bars
So it's just a little hookah bar to go
Jer, are you going to be able to join us for tomorrow?
We have a big day tomorrow here at Pubkey
It's just me giving you guys my best ideas
And you guys all dunking on them
I mean I don't actually know what tomorrow is
Thomas, why don't you give us the pitch
Why don't you sell us this pen?
Drew, you're so unreliable
So there's a vent at Pubkey
The Thursday Bitcoin programming is
the Human Rights Foundation and Pubkey series
We're going to be going into
which was co-developed by the Cato Institute
and the Human Rights Foundation
we are going to be unveiling as Pubkey
This has nothing to do with the Human Rights Foundation
But as Pubkey we are going to be unveiling
and a couple of other films
is going to be helping us actually unveil
this truly amazing artifact
That's all we can really say
What time should I show up for this?
Is it free? Are there tickets?
We're going to be overwhelmed
So the article is going to hit tomorrow morning
We have an exclusive of Bitcoin Magazine
Because we don't know what we're doing
Wait, are you kidding me?
Let me help on the PR side
I invited you to do the spaces
We don't know what we're doing Aubrey
And you're just jet-setting
You don't text your messages
You think you're a lady tonight?
I'm not reading text messages
Officially I hired myself
They didn't know they needed the role
No, tomorrow is actually going to be fucking phenomenal though
I think this is going to be national news
We're very, very excited about it
Because we're going to start the festivities at 6
And then we'll take a brief intermission
And we'll have the Human Rights Foundation
But we're getting a little bit far afield
This is not a Pubkey thing
Hit send is mostly about shit talking
What about the after party?
What about the after party?
We're going to hit some golf balls on the 8th floor
The 8th floor on 13th Street
Bring your number two pencils
What are you talking about with this shit?
Never hit your little penis
What are you talking about?
How old were you when you were getting these erections?
You've never seen a baby?
I was actually driving to college
And I was in the car with Mother
And that was the first time in a half hour
It's getting like very Freudian
It's getting Freudian in this weird way
You could not water board that piece of information out of me
Anyway, let's do the price of Bitcoin
The price of Bitcoin to the mother god
On like a semi-regular cadence here
It's like before market hours
There's just a fucking buy order
And we have these like step
There's no such thing as a dip
And it's like no one has texted me
Like I'm not getting any calls
Some people are talking about it
Fred Krueger's talking about it
When do we get Peter in here?
No, there's a little massage parlor
He's at the massage parlor right there
He gets a pedicure and then he pops in
So how are you feeling now?
No, he gets the Robert Kraft
You know, when they're like
How's your day, you know, one to ten?
When you're in the hospital
Nobody asks how good you are
How bad was your bathroom experience today
You're thinking of like the checkout screen
I went straight to the hospital
I was thinking about the pain chart
You were thinking of the hospital a lot
I was thinking about the pain chart
What is Bitcoin without pain Aubrey?
I will say this one thing
When I was in third grade
I didn't have any friends
You can join the friendship club
And so I go into the class
They would put up the pain chart
I thought this was like a networking thing
So I didn't really pan out
But I still see that pain chart
I did end up making friends
They would call me out of class
To go to that friendship club
I need to make new friends
Like just little third gradeobs
I would love to have this thing ripped back down to like 13
This is totally not gonna happen
I think the ETFs are a scam
I think the ETFs are a scam
And that's not gonna happen
The ETFs are just like a pure buy wall scam
Yeah but that's what I want
It's probably not gonna happen but I'd like to see it happen
It's unlikely to play out
Well it's also for my dad
Right cause he's not gonna like open a Coinbase account
Anyone who likes to pay a lot of fees
I mean if you're dealing with millions of dollars
And you don't wanna have it on a fucking USB thing
That could be a good solution
It's like a motorcycle without a helmet
I've got it on a hardware wall
It's like that's fucking cool
How about my ledger password is 12345678
Ledger already told everybody that's your password
They told everybody on the mailing list
Yeah so you never really feel 100% safe
When have you ever felt 100% safe though?
Well I'm living with the apple
One buck north not too safe
Are we gonna continue up the way we did back in 21
I remember I like woke up every day in 2021
And it was like up by a thousand every day
Like we're getting speedy right now
We haven't seen a God candle yet
I know we haven't seen a God candle
Where do you think we'll see that God candle?
Probably before the having
We're already kind of ahead of schedule
It's getting pretty frothy
What's a God candle the other way
A 10k month is not the same as a 10k day
I mean for the number two
I mean for the number two
There's a bunch of different definitions
But it's like 20% in an hour
And that's why I can't have my phone away
Dude I watch Kitchen Nightmares
If I just have the desktop version up of Twitter
That's how far away you are from your computer
TweetDeck is moving too fast
You gotta use the woefully inefficient x.com
So do you tweet every day?
Is that like a thing that you do?
You could say that I think
I think I've ripped like seven tweets today
Do you feel good about all of them?
My last banger was actually like a serious one
I hate when like a serious one goes like kind of viral
It was just like how people don't ask
I said the biggest ick from any human
Is when you're in a conversation
And realize they haven't asked one question the entire time
I totally agree with that
I was in a conversation I was like
It's very ballsy to just be active on Twitter
Yeah, when I wake up the next day and like all the conversations that I had last night
Go through my head I'm like
What the fuck did I say all that shit?
I used to actually last bull market
Like I don't tweet all the time
Hopefully that doesn't go
But you'll get like a little
You gotta just crank a little bit
Alright guys we're gonna mix these two solutions
The first thing I did was take a huge whiff
You need to go to the nurse
Okay, you need to go to hospital now
Did we talk about the lift situation?
Alright, so they accidentally
into their earnings report
They added a fucking zero
This is attention to detail that just is insane to me
How many people saw that before it went out?
There should have been audit
Like we can bring Drew up here
Again he keeps getting disconnected
As somebody that runs a public company
Drew, how many people were supposed to
I can't believe it was real news actually
Like they fucked up by a factor of 10
Tell us what happened here
How many people had to sign off on that fucking thing?
I don't think the auditor signed off on the press release
Some former investment banker is getting fired as we speak
Things have happened to the world
That might be karmic justice
A guy like me made that mistake
Is this going to be like a new nightmare for you?
Who type all of our press releases
Although I mean it's kind of
Yeah I think it is mostly comical
I care more about who lost like
Millions of dollars on this
Than whichever investment banker gets fired for it
They're back to the same values of
I don't know I haven't checked in the past hour
But it was up quite a bit
Well because they were being honest about the situation
Or is the valuation of the company
I mean it's probably at a zero
You pay attention to detail
People just don't give a shit
And I want to know who was wrong
If it was the comms person
But it's worse if it's the legal person
Well I want an investigation
I want to know what happened
I just want to know who's fuck up it was
You remember when Tom Green released the phone number of Glenn
We should do that with a seed phrase
And then we should reveal one word at a time
Well if you make it public
And people are donating to it
It's going to get swept at some point
Let's say it's like a twelve word
You'll probably get swept pretty quickly
Well you still need the checks on word
Still need the checks on this
Okay but you could put them on the window here
No it should be in the bathroom
It should be in the bathroom
Or is it on the bulletin board?
Oh you're making people come in
Or we just hide it around the floor
A seed phrase every Friday
There's going to be like five bucks in Bitcoin
Can I use your bathroom please?
No you can't use the bathroom
I do that all the time dude
You're a big hotel right?
I don't like to do it outside my house
You're talking a little about your genitals today
I'm sorry I'm still drunk from last night
Why were you so drunk last night though?
Docs the events that you were working?
I was working in the Michael Kors runway show
Oh yeah I forgot you guys do that
I've been doing this for ten years man
Yeah so we like to have a couple after
But I have no like off switch
It goes until the bar is like
At least it's not the women
Like I'm such an awful single person
I wouldn't know what the fuck to do
We gotta go to the next one here
I'm the person that puts the notes together
I just have a thought of like
And maybe people don't even want to hear about it
But are we just fatigued on the whole
Taylor Swift like Travis Kelsey thing
He has the wall race from the
He's a bitch for yelling at him like that
of each other. I'm tired of all. Yeah, they do. They do. Kermit the Frog. I like his wife.
Brittany is going to be in the swimsuit model. It's just or the swimsuit magazine. It's terrible.
Does that just mean we have nothing else as a society to focus on because we're just so
focused on that. We love the distraction. Always have like the distraction. What about
Sydney? Madam web. One of the worst movies ever made. Have you seen this? No. Yeah. Sydney
Sweeney's new movie is like one of the worst movies ever made. Oh really? I haven't seen
it. We need to move on to that. It's going to be horrible. Is it in the theaters? Like an old
fashion? I think it just got released. Straight to DVD. That could have done more movies than
anything else. If she didn't have those tits, no. Sydney? Yeah. Okay. She didn't have those tits,
I swear. Now look who's talking about genitals. No. Are tits genitals? I don't think so.
I think she's wonderful. I'm sure she's great. That shirt off and show me your genitals.
Sydney, send me a pic of your genitals. Someone pray for me. Pray for me men, people out there.
Jesus. All right. I'm tired. I'm tired of Kelsey. I'm tired of the Kelsey family. I'm tired of the
mom too. Uh, wow. The mom, the mom, Donna, Donna, Donna. She's, she's out. It's just enough. Yeah.
Let them hit the wide receiver. 123.4 million views on the super bowl. That was more than the moon
landing. Yeah. Would you believe in the moon landing? I'm not saying I do or not. I'm just
saying that you don't know. I do. You do. Well, I do. I could go either way on it. It was Kubrick.
Yeah. 123.4 million people tuned in. We can't, we can't gather that many Tucker. Tucker. We can't
gather people. We can't even get us together in a room. Just think about those numbers. Yeah.
Yeah. That's not that surprising. What? How many Tucker? 123.4 million. How many American are there?
320. 300. So what the fuck? 200, 200 million New Yorkers? 300 and something million. 300. Is that
with or without illegals? Oh, we're not talking about buses that have come up from Hawaii.
Yes or no. Have you seen the, I'm tired of Taylor. I think Roosevelt Avenue stuff. Roosevelt Hotel.
Roosevelt Avenue in Queens. No. It's like a open market. It's on the Twitter's. So open market,
brothel, like red light district. Whoa. A lot of a legal and it just got like a rated it and shit.
And I just signed up for Twitter and someone has jerk milk and I followed him and I'm like,
yo dude, I'm like, come on. What's up, dude? You don't follow anybody. I've been using this name
for five years, son. Longer than that. I've been kicked off eBay because of time.
Milk jerk milk has. Yeah. That's my name. I got to get it from this kid. Anyways. Yeah.
Roosevelt to have. Shit's going down there. We should check it out, Thomas. No, please.
No. Is it like an investigative? Oh, there's dumplings. Get Sydney Sweeney over here showing
me her dumplings. No, I meant like soup dumplings. Oh, absolutely, dude. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. No,
no, it's not. It's not a flushing. It's not. It's on the other side of city field. I had
no concept of how Queens works. Yeah. Well, they're sitting for most of Brooklyn to be
on their city field. There's pitch and putt and then there's nothing. There's Delta. You've
got this like an intersection where you've got 31st Road, 31st Avenue, 31st Street, 31st
Lane. They all come together at one point. What do they call it? I don't know. 31st.
Who came up with the grid in Queens? Like it makes no sense. So it seems like it should be
like a four corners, like sort of site. It's like every road has the same name in this
neighborhood. And no matter where you go, you're on the same block. We really complicate things,
you know, here in New York, tried to make it easy. Like numbers, it gets weird. Yeah. They
tried to make it a great system. Yeah. They love red tape here. It is what it is. I grew up in
Arizona easements and everything. Well, yeah, Arizona is all just on a grid. It's total grid
and it's just everything's a square mile, square mile, square mile. God damn square mile. No
culture, nothing. Just a wasteland of just no culture in Arizona. It's cowboy culture in some
areas. Like, you know, there's open carry. What is the third one? How often does drew fat? I didn't
write that. I didn't write that. I did not write that. What is a fat? Why do they call it fat?
Who is that? I think that's the sound it makes.
I'm not here to defend himself. I don't know why Aubrey wants to posit that question, but
I did not. I know I'm running late. You can't do that. Your lovely wife chimed in. It's 330 million.
300 million residents of this country that we know of. Since which sense?
Does she have an answer to the Drew question? How do we really know how many people are in this
country? Can she like sign you coming to Roosevelt Avenue and just checking it out?
She allowed that. No, I think that's horribly depressing to me. Totally. To be totally honest,
I think it's awful that this is just that people are trying to make a living. Huh?
That people are trying to make a living. Well, I don't think that anybody aspires
and then get like the wave of only fence. I'm going to tap out of this conversation.
I'm going to tap. I'm going to tap out of this. That's not what this show does.
The show dials in. I mean, yeah, you know, there's probably a lot of issues there, but
probably a fair amount of desperation therein. And it's not a good situation that is just like,
you know, open and ubiquitous and getting cracked down on. They created a fucking disaster.
You know, Mayor Adams and the rest of, you know, the city and pretty much every borough
has invited this absolute catastrophe. It would be nice if there was a path to
hire some of these people. Yeah. Like, why is that nothing? Yeah. What are they doing?
They just walk around all day. Yeah. As as New Yorkers, do you what do you feel like your
quality of life under Mayor Adams or the past like few years have been better or worse? I can
speak to it on the on the rat index. Yeah, because I believe the rats have gone up substantially
since the rats are. Yeah, I think so. Oh, yeah, absolutely. No, there's rats everywhere. There
are rats everywhere. I you think it's going up. Oh, it's. Yeah, you know, because I sent you that
picture of my my car. Yeah. My wife had COVID through three days left the car on the street
and I came back and there was there was rat shit in the engine like all caked over the top of the
engine under it. There was like little bits of nuts. And yeah, I mean, if you have a car in the
city, it's it's a house three days and the car was was a rat party. Yeah. So I've never seen that
before. No, it's not like that level. Do I actually heard the other day that there's like rat
families in the city and there's like different sort of tribes. Like there's a bigger rat up in
like the Upper East and they're like they actually have their own sort of there's like they're
genetically different than matriarchal to Harlem rats are different than the Lower East Side rats.
It's like gangs. Yeah, they're all gangs, but they they don't travel outside their neighborhoods
because they smell with each other and survive and survive. This is amazing. So like the next
story is just pounding the the the West Village rats like he's like throw he goes over there to
check to see if he hears anything. He's just like, we're going to put another bomb down there.
He just drops it every like two weeks. He's just like, I can't stand it.
Which rat neighborhood, which breed do you think is the strongest? Oh, oh,
definitely the Bronx rats. Well, what you don't know in pub key, we actually have like a Michael
Vick style rat situation going on. So if anyone wants to bet any ponies tomorrow, just send some
cash my way and throw us the farthest. Should we have rat fighting competitions here?
Yeah. There's room up here to do so. Do they fight? Do you think? But where do you think
would be the strongest rats like Harlem, Brooklyn, Brooklyn are like they've got Brooklyn's got it
easy. I think they're all artists over there. Yeah. Good Williamsburg rats. I'm going to say
it's probably the if we have to talk about Brooklyn, it's going to be the ones near Coney
Island. Right. It's going to be the right. The Russian. Which one's getting pumped by
town rats because there's so much food going on those sidewalks. Have you seen the video?
Have you seen the dude like trying to break the block of meat that's frozen on the sidewalk
and just like on Mott Street? Oh, my God. Are you guys on Twitter? He's just out there. It's
like noon and he just slamming like a piece of meat on the ground, on the sidewalk, on the street
that like six a.m. Kind of break it apart. Clearly we have different feeds.
And then this guy's following him or filming him and he's like, yo, like, are you going to serve
that? I lived in Hong Kong for a year. The stuff that they do with food in Hong Kong is shocking.
Who's they? The people that live in Hong Kong. I'm saying the Chinese people in Hong Kong. Yeah.
Like, I mean, there is there. There are completely different standards. Look,
and you look jerking the face while you say it. And to be honest, I only got sick three times,
violently ill three times. And then my body was just like, that's how we do it.
That's how we do it here. The oil that they use a little while. But I think that's sick as fuck.
And as you're walking through a farmer's market or like, you know, a meat market in Hong Kong,
it's just like this is why I'm I had like kind of bad five days, guys. Like that was awful.
And that's how we got cool books. It was like it was different.
Yeah. What about the sewage oil?
Just like the dead fish in the bucket. It's just like I can't have that tilapia.
You can touch anything, too. You can just touch anything.
Yeah. That's how you know if it's good or not. Hold on. Chota mate.
What now? And you can touch anything. Yeah. When you go to a seafood market in Chinatown,
you can absolutely just pick it up, like jiggle it, like hit it like a melon against your ear.
A lot of that, like it's it's you got to be such like a confident
shopper in the U.S. to do that. I do see that at grocery stores, like people like touching
things that I would never touch, you know, like then I get or like at the farmer's market,
tasting something, you know, like, oh, she was just stole, tasting a little blueberry.
Like, yeah, that's like a 50 year old Midwestern white woman just having a grape.
Yes. She's like, mm hmm. That's correct. I will buy that.
Those are the cotton candy grapes. Those are delicious.
Like lady, what are you doing? The same the same type of lady that sends the wine back.
I don't like that. That's me only knowing that full body enough for me.
And let's just send that back. We're going to try something a little lighter.
Oh, all right. Well, I guess that concludes the whole how often does Drew have.
If I just do we want to guess, you know, he does.
I think he's like a soul bra. That's what I'm saying.
He's like a wellness guy. Like, yeah, he'll like wellness guy.
He could be like, dude, I don't fap. I challenged you to give it up for 40 days.
He's not even on. He's not even on it.
I put my money on him having this like hard line like I have in 30.
Yeah, exactly. He brings his own lunch to a puppy. Yeah.
He's like, that's so endearing. He's so goddamn cute.
He's got like some lentils. Yeah. He's like, dude,
I just don't feel very good when I eat a puppy food. So I made my own food.
Yeah. But then he'll haul off and have like a triple smash.
Have we gone to the cheeseburger or the grilled cheese tomato soup combo on the menu yet?
We don't have the tomato soup, but we have a grilled cheese.
I know, but we're, we're talking about that.
We do need the grill. Yeah. And those patties, the patties come in.
What's your favorite break them right outside on the sidewalk,
you know, into a bunch of different pieces.
They do come frozen into an entire brick. Yeah. You got to break them.
You got to break them on the sidewalk every morning.
We should do like this. Did you see what went back to Sydney?
Sweeney. Remember when she did like the
mean that went crazy with the chicken or whatever they do the hot ones,
You Puck, you should do its own with something and just bring people in here.
That would be, I mean, CK on Twitter spaces, drink a pleb, a dolphin and a,
yeah, he's the orange pill trifecta and that was very impressive.
You know, three very boozy plus the cocktails and a bottle of the half bottle of move.
You know, oh my gosh, that's so that's a good pot.
It's like, that's such a, you just get peep. That's, that's what it is.
But that was over the course of like an hour and a half too.
And he was bombed. Yeah. And he had to go straight to dinner.
I'm sorry, I'm going to dinner. I'm out of here.
What's your favorite bar food that we don't currently have on the menu of Pocky?
You guys have nachos. We do.
We're going to take them off though. Okay.
Not a lot of people order them.
Yeah. I don't love our nachos. We got to recalibrate the nachos.
I don't think we need nachos, dude.
Good nachos are good, but ours are like sloppy nachos.
You got to make it different than the other people's nachos just to bring.
I know a lot of nachos fans out there. Okay.
I'd like to see a steak on the menu. Just a little strip.
Oh, of course. It's a fucking Bitcoin bar. What are we doing?
Like a prego, prego denial. Okay. That's a prego.
I did try, um, when I was out in Hawaii recently, I tried at that Maui venison.
They just shoot deer out there. You know, it's the ad they do on Huberman labs.
They're like, it's an invasive species.
What do they fly them on a plane?
Uh, let's take it back to Pangea and, uh, how the earth separated ships.
Have you ever seen Moana?
I have seen Moana. I only see kids movies now.
It's like the pig. It's like the pig and the chicken in Moana.
Yeah. What's the chicken's name?
Not retaining anything in Moana. Anyway, I tried, I tried the venison.
That meat, that good meat looks purplish, reddish, reddish purple.
That's how you know, you got that good, good compared to like what you get.
There's also, there's, there's parasites in them.
Rogan's like terrified now because he was eating a lot of like elk and venison,
but the vast majority, some obscene number, like over 80% in America
has this like really awful insidious like brain worm.
In the meat that doesn't really cook off.
Yeah. Like venison's pretty fucked up.
You have to, you have to like be careful with venison like strip.
Yeah. No, I have a friend who used to go hunting upstate and he's like,
you have to cook it really.
It has, it has to be like obliterated into the sun.
So like raw venison actually can.
They didn't cook it that much.
Do I got, do I get the brain?
That's the number one sign of rabies.
How can you be getting away with this?
He's talking about alcohol being bad.
He's talking about like zinn's bad for you.
He's telling everybody eat like poisonous venison with brain worms and shit in it.
He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Did you read the story about the guy who was attacked by a warthog?
It was kind of a crazy story, but he had...
Just barely, but it's a wild story.
So he had raised the warthog from a tiny little baby and treated it as a pet,
And this warthog, which was his best friend, one day decided to try to kill him.
They have these really sharp tusks.
Like they can just tear you apart.
And yeah, he barely made it out alive.
This kid was like in his 20s and he got his neck cut, his legs cut,
his hands cut trying to wrestle this warthog.
I wouldn't let a warthog take me down.
Like what wild animal do you think he could beat in a fight?
If you have to, if you're like in it and you have to,
like I think cats and bears probably the worst.
No, the real question is which one can you have run?
I think like a koala, like you cannot take on a dog.
What if you just like press in its eyes?
Yeah, that's that is the move.
But you really got to rip its ears or something like that.
You put it in a choke hold until it falls asleep.
No, seriously, if I'm getting attacked by a dog, what do I do?
I feel like this could happen.
You look at the owner and you go, excuse me.
Can you put a leash on this thing?
You know, you let you have to do with a warthog.
I don't know where even to like pull or like poke.
You run, but they're fast.
They're probably faster than I can.
Yeah, just start singing the Kuna Batata.
Yeah, have you ever been attacked by an animal?
Have you ever been attacked by?
I used to get chased by a German shepherd when I was little.
They had a maladjusted like gold, like not gold and a German shepherd.
You just see the dog, you're like, fuck.
The thing that they hated me.
I never fucked with that dog once.
And then they were like, there was a blonde kid that fucked with this dog when he was a little puppy.
And forever, if I was on the bicycle and the dog saw me, I had to like get the fuck out.
I had to like zoom where this dog is going to get you on the bike and never got me.
I got the fuck out of there.
Like this was like this was like, you know, but they didn't.
They never actually never got me.
No, but I had an umbrella.
So I would just like stab at it.
And eventually I got away.
Yeah, you got to poke at it.
My favorite moment was I was in Puerto Rico's in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
And I was this is this is back when I had a had a baby.
And so I'm walking with my my wife back from dinner to our hotel.
And it was like a construction site.
Did you put the stroller in between you and the dog?
No, so we're coming out of the construction site.
And these these two pipples just start tearing out of the of the opening.
Because they're there, I guess, either living in it or guarding it.
There's a lot of stray dogs in Puerto Rico.
And so I picked up the stroller and I look at my wife and I'm like,
We got around the corner and they didn't go any further than the end of the sidewalk.
We got to the hotel and I'm like looking back and go, fuck, I lost my sunglasses.
I went back the next morning with it there, but maybe four hours later.
No, they were like a jogger.
You think you take a ram?
Also, you guys wouldn't even make it a day in Arizona.
Hit you right in the dump line.
Javelinas, Gila monsters, tarantulas, scorpions, rattlesnakes.
What the fuck's a javelina?
Oh, oh, that's different than a warthog.
They have like they have a Spanish kind.
I guess the Mexican kind.
Those are the ones that are like brain drugs up in Mexico.
They thought of everything.
They thought of everything.
And so Arizona is basically like the Australia of the, you know, like, I guess for E.B.U.S.
You know, we just got like a smaller just anything.
Like what's a Gila monster?
It's just this little mini Komodo dragon.
We got just like a little guy.
She runs the community board of the Scottsdale golf course.
I did get stuck by a scorpion as a child.
And that shit, it's not good.
I got bitten by a brown recluse spider in the back of my leg.
I thought they were going to.
Well, I mean, I thought they were going to have to answer.
I just had to go to the hospital and get like the hole.
There's a hole in my in my leg.
The size of it like a paint.
Keep Thomas from that hole.
It was just like the venom was like spreading out.
And I got to the hospital.
And they they they patched me up, but it was that was pain.
I actually think fighting.
I could punch in the face.
I was watching Soul Surfer the other day.
But it's going to get you a couple of times.
If your hands are on it, you've already lost.
Like if you if you're holding rabies, dude, it's going to be.
Instantly, because suddenly it is so fast at your legs are really short.
If you're not if your point of contact with a rabid raccoon
is not your foot in a shoe, you have already lost.
If a squirrel decide to fuck you up, it's at your face instantly.
I'm not talking about a squirrel.
I'm talking about a rabid raccoon.
All right, squirrels, you're going to have a different approach.
You got to get your hands on it and you got to twist.
Twist and pull, twist and pull.
You get the baby gun out, huh?
If it's at your face, twist and pull.
No, you just chuck it down.
And then you and then you suck up the mustard.
So this is a day about love.
So what are your feelings on the sharks?
I was just thinking about sharks.
I've been in Hawaii a lot this winter and I surf and I go out there.
I haven't seen you get up on the board.
I was waiting for the shot of you getting up on the board.
And it wasn't the shot of you getting up on the board.
Because it wasn't about me.
By the way, I get like tagged in the video every week.
They're just showing it in Berlin and all these Bitcoin meetups,
which is so fucking cool.
Like in the beginning of just they're like, oh, that's good, though.
It's just like it's just random, though.
I like every they'll be like, we started our Bitcoin meeting in Berlin
with like the like a feeling like that's fucking sick.
So cool that people know if you if you were going to go in like an attribution
There's a lot of pride that people take.
There's actually a Bitcoin film fest right around the having time in Poland,
which I might go to because they're showing like it's like the official
and they've created now an official Bitcoin.
Dirty coin, I think, is launching for that.
And Mike, what's the other one?
Yeah, very excited about unbanked.
I didn't know you were in that.
We got we got to figure out our calendar.
And if I go to Warsaw, I want to go to concentration camps.
I just want to get the good bagels from Krakow.
But like, OK, I want I want.
They're like bigger bagels.
They're like they're like they're kind of like bready rings.
It's more like a Canadian, like a Montreal bagel.
The Montreal bagels are there.
Montreal are a little bit like shorter and smaller and like flatter.
Like the Krakow bagels are like basically like red rings
that you could probably like, you could like get somebody with it.
Like if you were to throw like a frisbee.
Like an ultimate frisbee.
You were saying the sharks.
Oh, that's my concentration.
I did say I was actually just taking a sip of the whiskey.
OK, so when I'm out surfing sometimes in Hawaii,
I think about the soul surfer movie Bethany Hamilton, who's also a Bitcoiner.
She's she's the girl who's like the soul surfer movie that's on Netflix.
She actually got her right arm, left arm bitten off like while she was just casually out one time.
I think she was in quiet at the time, but she's from the North Shore where I serve.
And I there's like times where I'm out there and I'm like, fuck,
like what if a shark came out and I heard they feed at night?
Like I get really freaked out by it.
Like I think that truly any animal we talked like about a bunch of animals,
a shark coming up and just like they're so powerful.
They're so big, especially like a great like 500 million years of evolution.
Like a shark is they haven't changed much.
They're just really efficient killers.
They're so efficient, but they're actually the great news is like sharks don't really.
It's not like they're going for humans, but like animals are a little like the R word.
Like they don't just go after anything like they just, you know what I mean?
Like this one looks tasty.
There's no rationale behind what an animal does, you know?
If a shark were to have an accent that wasn't Australian, what would it be?
Yeah, it's the shark from Finding Nemo.
Fish are friends, not food.
But like you versus a shark versus a shark.
It was just like a French shark or something like completely like, you know,
A Russian shark is scary.
Or just give it like a nice, like.
Like an Eastern European, like Romanian something.
Any Eastern European shark without that, that doesn't really exist
because it's not bordering any water.
Just going into all the shipwrecks and taking all the seats and totally.
So you versus a polar bear or you versus a shark, huh?
You versus a great white or versus a polar.
There's stuff that you can do to a great white that you simply cannot do to a polar bear.
Punch it in the nose or punch it in the nose.
I think the water like stop you from you can hit it.
They're like really sensitive.
They have like radar and shit.
Like there are points where I think that you can hit.
Men think they can fight anything.
I can also take a polar bear.
I need to see that like acupuncture diagram of the shark.
Jerk couldn't even get past a raccoon.
They're like me versus a polar bear.
No, you can't take a polar bear polar bears.
This is what I've recently learned.
Like if a polar bear wants you like it's over.
That's why they use the polar bear in high school.
They're rushing like it's over.
But if they're so like cute looking, like why so bad?
The real question is what animal would you make love to?
Which one are you making love to?
You have to make love to one.
I think it has to be a panda.
I hope my marrying panda's are really dumb.
No, the pandas are not married.
This is purely this is bait.
Thomas is going for a horse.
Some community out there is going to be like,
oh, I heard you said this answer because you like the tail.
A good a good horse that you can partner with.
No, you have to choose an animal.
You have to choose an animal.
You'll murder, but you won't love.
You'll murder everything.
Murder polar bear raccoon squirrel.
We're separate from animals.
No, I think a pan does a great answer.
What are we going to get some ads on this?
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Let's do some final thoughts.
What animal are you banging?
I'm going to go for like a cat, like a big cat.
Because I think like I was definitely attracted to.
He doesn't know what he's talking.
You're talking about the Nala, right?
Nala was sexy and I would probably go for.
And she made that like sexual look.
That was the first direction you had with the like.
Mom came in, busting in the door with the pencil.
She had a whole box of number twos.
Is that sort of like a Pavlov?
Like, do you have like a?
No, it's like a negative loud, you know, in the house.
So sexually now, sexually now, do you feel like you can't get an erection?
I've had an erection this entire podcast.
Three hundred and seventy three.
Time to go like an arrow in a narrow.
I want with the light and only light it up.
We're not playing on a dial.
Time to talk like a arrow.