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🎙️Hitchtani EP 2 - Non-Horny Space 😎
Recorded: Aug. 5, 2025 Duration: 2:46:12Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the intersection of technology and societal trends, emphasizing the need for innovative projects that address population growth and the role of AI in human connections. The conversation highlighted potential partnerships and fundraising opportunities in the crypto space, reflecting a growing interest in leveraging technology for social good.
Full Transcription
Hitchlap
Hitchlap Where is my hitchlap
where is my
hitchlap
why can't I find
you're always talking to
other bitches
on the internet
you're talking
to bitches
why can't I find you, Hitch Slap?
What do you think of this title, Making Babies?
I love it. I think it's an excellent, excellent title.
I am drunk and I need to go to bed, but I figured we do need to.
We do need to, I mean, it was popping.
I mean, it was popping. It's a smash hit, Hitch.
It's a smash hit hitch.
It was, but it's a bit like if you go to the same spot at the same time
with the same camera, you can never take the same photo twice.
So I just went and be aware of that.
You think Hitchtani was a one-hit wonder?
What I mean is most of the, you know, bedtime with Hitchtani will will be great but they're not all going to be
great most will be great so i just want to i think caution you against putting caution you
against putting too much pressure on yourself you're spreading bad juju is that what you think
yeah the ratings are in uh we just started the space i'm already getting calls they're saying
this is fantastic this is The dialogue already is A+.
Amazing.
Well, we already have one person on Anonymous.
Shout out to one of our Anonymous stalkers.
And we've got two people in the listeners as well.
So we're off to a reasonable start.
What did you have in mind?
What was the genesis?
What was the idea behind this space?
Tell us.
Well, am I allowed to talk about about am i allowed to be crude um you know use your best
judgment of course let me set you up you know there's been a lot of ai chatbots and lonely men
using ai to uh you know find connections and some of them have probably been you know engaging in
self-love you know pleas themselves, one might even say.
And this is much of the consternation of a lot of people.
You know, AI chatbots, are they good?
Are they bad?
What about sexbots?
You know, is this going to push down the, you know, population average?
You know, we need more babies, not less babies.
So that's what I kind of had in mind.
But what were you thinking?
Well, what I was thinking is, like, I have lots of sexual intercourse.
You can tell by the way I talk, by my personality, by how sexy I am.
I know lots about sex.
I have lots and lots of sex.
And so you could say I'm an expert in it.
And I saw some people doing a space on sex robots.
So, but I don't know.
How do we.
So you're an expert in sex.
Before people come in here, I'm not actually an expert on sex.
Don't know anything about that stuff.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
I can laugh.
I can say.
But you know what it is, though, right?
We influence tons of – yeah, I do.
I've heard tales of what it is.
So you know about the birds and the bees?
I don't know.
A lot of it is a mystery to me.
Most of the time, like, I will find myself in positions where people want to have the S-word with me.
And I'm like, oh, my gosh, people actually do that.
You're serious.
You really want to have the S-word with me.
That's crazy.
I experienced that a lot.
You find yourself in positions where men want to
they're serious it's not they're not joking around yeah they're not kidding around a joke yeah
they really want to do it they want to do it for real for real yeah they're not trolling and then
like you know they say yes and then you like invite them into your room and they're like ha gotcha no I don't I don't invite them but I could LARP and say I know all about it
that's what I was intending to do well I don't know much about it as far as I've gone I've held
hands with a girl once in high school but other than that my heart is pure and it belongs to our
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Dominus Amos homus, spiritus, santus.
We could pretend, though.
Yeah, I could pretend.
I mean, I did say, you know, in high school they gave us what they call sex education.
So I know roughly, I've got a rough idea.
But as I said, I'm saving myself for marriage.
And we convinced tons of people that we are environmentalists in the last space.
So we could say that we're sex experts.
Sexperts.
In this one.
Maybe we could trick people.
That's what I'm saying is what this space, what Hichitaani space could be is each space,
we convince people we're experts on something and then invite up experts and then disagree with them.
It's an interesting idea.
I mean, me and you are experts in everything anyway.
Is there anything that we don't know about?
Nothing.
We literally know everything.
One might say that we're know-it-alls.
One might say.
Preston, can you come up here?
Preston, well, yeah, he's a shy young man.
I'm not sure if you will take the stage.
Why?
For anyone who wants to request, well, because he's shy.
Preston Henshaw is a shy young man.
No, he's not.
Is he?
Yes, he didn't know.
But he's proved me wrong.
Preston Henshaw has proved me wrong.
Hello, Hitchlap. Hello, Zintani. Interesting title, of course, making babies. Hitchlap or Zintani? One of you, of course, I'm a good Christian boy. I don't know how babies were made. I would love for one of you to explain this to me. Who would like to volunteer?
to me. Who would like to volunteer? Well, I know all about it. Well, maybe I'll go first and then,
Well, I know all about it.
you know, Means and Tiny might not agree. Preston Henshaw, when a man loves a woman,
they give each other a hug and this leads to other things, a tighter squeezing of the hug
and then eventually a bird, also known as a stork. A stork has a special frequency antenna via
morphic resonance, shout out Rupert Sheldrake, and it detects the hugging and the squeezing,
and then the stork will bring a baby in kind of a sack or a bag, and it will deliver the baby to
the adults who are having a hug. So Preston, be very wary if you're ever in a nightclub and a girl puts her arms out to try to hug you, do not hug her because a few days later, a stalk will arrive
with a baby. I believe nine months later, a stalk will arrive with a baby. So that's my
understanding. What do you think, Santani? I think I have anxiety. Should I change the space?
How do I have anxiety when I'm drunk? Oh my god, I don't want to be associated with this
space. I want to change the title. I don't like it. I don't want to talk about it. I want to talk
about... We can be dynamic. Let's see back. Why are you thinking of something? Let's see back
from Preston. Preston, are you aware of this phenomenon of hugging hugging well elon musk always says we need more babies so
i'm gonna go around hugging everyone i can see uh let's make as many babies as we can
completely fair but i want to warn everyone out there about hugging now zintani's maybe
had a change of mind this space was her request but. Oh, no. What are you thinking, Tani? What do I change it to?
Well, just tell us what you're thinking, right?
You saw AI sex robots, and what were your thoughts around it?
Are they good?
Are they bad?
Maybe change it to AI sex bots.
I don't know if I want to talk about that.
It's gross.
And then everyone's going to come up and start talking about sex.
This was not well thought out.
I don't like this.
I'm getting calls from the sponsors.
They don't like it.
I don't like it.
Well, maybe just tell us what's been.
I just don't understand.
It's just like, it's just weird and gross.
It's just cringe.
Do you think about like, like Okay what is the most
I've talked about this before
If you think about
What is the most uncool thing you could possibly be
It's horny
And every time I say this
People like have issues with this
But it's like true
Being horny is cringe
That is cringe
Is it not?
Being horny, no
Yes it is
It's so cringe Why are you You're like an ape gorilla like grow up allow
me allow me to retort being horny is completely fine it's actually my national pastime as an
italian however however being horny is not the problem you know projecting horniness is the
problem so it's okay to be horny but just don't project it don't be like a you know, projecting horniness is the problem. So it's okay to be horny, but just don't
project it. Don't be like a, you know, I say Preston Henshaw, the dog trainer in here. Don't
be like a horny dog. That's disgusting. It's amoral and it's repugnant. It's okay to be very
horny all the time, like all us Italians, but just don't project it. Just be horny in peace.
Just be horny in peace.
No, I don't.
I think like the methodology, like you are a horny animal is cringe in itself.
Having sex is cool, but being horny is not.
I disagree and so does my home country And so does my Italian prime minister
Think about, you know how like
You know that Disney show
With all the feelings
Like each feeling is a character
Yes you do
The inside out
Whatever the movie thing is
Like there's an anger, there's disgust
Oh I changed the title accidentally
fuck what do i change this to i'm gonna change this to like a no sec no sex space how do i make
this pg oh just do a no sex space who cares uh real quick guys i'm up in your jumbotron i did
put a post you can make this your own But it's just a reminder today
August 5th is our friend Desi
Rezi Destiny's happy birthday so I'll take the time
To watch her happy birthday nice and early
Happy birthday Des
I'm going to send her a message as soon as I get
A moment in this space
She's pretty
She's stunning
Okay imagine The you know what movie I'm talking About though right She's pretty. She's stunning.
Okay, imagine the... You know what movie I'm talking about, though, right?
No, I do not.
You know the disgust thing?
There's, like, happy anger,
and they all live inside the little girl's brain.
Never heard of it.
Yes, you have.
What is it called?
Don't tell me what I'm talking about. I've never heard of it. The story of Zint don't tell me what i've never heard of it
the story of zintani no you guys don't know what okay it's called the inside out it's a film
here i'm gonna never heard of it yes you guys have i'm gonna post it i'm gonna put in the jumbo
i've watched like 10 movies in my entire life in the theater and for like a year I watched movies just because I streamed them like I didn't watch movies I just the disgust um here I post it in the jumbo
um the disgust chick when I see her I'm like oh my god that's actually me I feel like her
very much but so all the emotions are characters.
What I'm saying is if you made horny a character, which Disney or Pixar wouldn't do,
it would be a cringe, weird loser.
Like a needy, freaky loser.
That's what I'm saying.
It's cringy in itself to be horny.
No way. I will die on this hill it is it is having sex it might be cool
but being horny is not do i have anyone on my side or is everyone against me we're completely
against you you think that when you're horny you're being cool that's like a sunglasses moment
for you it's not a sunglasses moment exactly natural normal human
behavior it's kind of exciting cringe and it's not cringe at all like what like you're with
someone and you're horny like that's exciting no you're not with someone and you're horny
there's no action being taken it's okay to be horny just don't act super horny you can be
horny just exactly why is acting horny cringe because it's desperate because it's horny because
horny being horny is desperation you can be super horny but not openly show that you're super horny
and you can control yourself like there's this control mechanism in your brain that you can like you just kind of tap it down to react completely normal you guys are
moving the goalpost i'm saying being horny in itself is cringe because you guys are saying oh
if you don't show you're horny then it's not cringe exactly you're not showing the cringe
no being horny is perfectly fine our Italian
Prime Minister Balasconi he was very horny and he got high ratings well then justify why do you
need to hide being horny if it's not cringe the same reason people don't tell you their how much
money they're having to bank same reason people don't tell you their IQ score same reason that
people are you know a little bit reserved because being too over the top and out there a
lot of people can't handle they can't handle how real it is so it's for decorum purposes of decorums
in time if you okay but if you accidentally show it okay so let's use this hypothetical. So I'm a billionaire, but I'm hiding it, which is so cool.
And then, oh my God, one day it comes out I'm a billionaire.
Everyone in the room who finds out that I'm a billionaire,
oh my God, it accidentally came out, thinks I'm cool, right?
Are we in agreement?
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
Imagine I'm so horny.
I'm just the most horniest person ever and I'm hiding it.
And then one day it comes out.
I'm actually the most horniest person ever.
Does everyone think I'm cool?
We have nobody.
Does everyone think, yeah, that girl's cool.
Let me put it another way.
Imagine, you know, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, they break up.
You find out a year later, Brad Pitt used to lay down pipe five times a day every single day because he was super horny.
Nobody's going to say, oh, that's terrible.
It's not the action of sex.
It's the feeling of being horny, which I i'm saying is cringe if you separate it from an
action yeah but this is like separating out is brad pitt was dying for it 10 times a day and
angelina was like no i don't feel like it and he was like huh and he just sat and was horny
completely different direction because one is rejection right and one is like not i'm talking i'm trying
to separate being horny from sex but you introduced rejection into there because he could be super
horny and that's his wife or girlfriend and they're together openly right and so he would be
it would be natural for him to want to be with her and if she rejects him
10 times a day that's completely different than saying that i'm horny i'm out in public right
and i'm i'm i'm openly throwing myself on every single guy because i'm horny right or i'm doing
weird shit because you know i'm horny or you have a guy that's out in public and every three seconds
he's having a boner right that's weird but having self-control knowing that you're horny you have those desires is not weird
i disagree i think it's certifiably uncool zintani i am team zintani once again. I'm going to side with you again, Star Hitch Slap.
I have a saying, be holy, not horny.
Follow Zintani's advice, not Hitch Slap's advice.
Be holy, not horny.
I've got to give that one.
I actually do support that as well.
It is certifyingly not cool.
If we agree with you, does that mean we switched the topic?
I'm looking for another topic.
I don't know.
I feel I'm actually stressing out over what I'm going to say.
I will happily agree with you and say that, yeah, being horny is really weird and sunny.
Okay, let's talk about something else.
What do I change it to?
What do you want to talk about, Sally?
What are you interested in?
How's your day been?
How's your last couple of days been?
What have you been thinking about? What have you been thinking about?
What have I been thinking about?
I, well, last couple of days I've been arguing with some weirdo on my timeline, but that's
here north there, which is very odd.
But so that's just kind of-
No, tell us.
Tell us about it.
No, it's just funny.
So I took a picture.
Well, I use my phone, right?
Because when you don't have someone take pictures of you, you just want to make a post.
And you're out gardening.
And, you know, like the jeans thing was like a theme.
So I'm in my bikini top.
It's a very modest picture by all sense of the word.
I mean, my boobs aren't showing.
But I'm out there trimming the tomato branches.
You know, the ones to thin them out so the fruit gets bigger.
And just kind of, I'm out barefoot. And I do garden barefoot all the time because I don't
care. I touch grass. I touch the ground. I love it. Anyway, this person was mad at me for it.
And I made the post that said, good night. Stop spraying the skies, signed every citizen of Utah.
And this person was mad because she posts about chemtrails every single
day. And she gets like 50 views, 70 views. And that post only had 12,000 views, mind you. Like
it wasn't like this big post of mine, but she was just big mad at me. And so she's like,
I should pull up her reply because it's really funny.
But she made a reply pretty much insinuating you're out there.
You've got your son or you've got your camera on a chair taking pictures of you in your bikini top, in your short cut off shorts with your ass hanging out, bent over, cutting unripe, picking unripe, pretending to pick unripe tomatoes, barefoot.
Who does that?
Who picks stuff barefoot?
And I was like, I can't remember what I replied to her was.
But then she posted another one.
I replied to someone else was like, I would never, I would never take a selfie on this platform.
This is not Instagram and this is not Facebook.
Yada, yada, yada.
And I just just said do you
and well someone sent me a picture from her timeline like it was her actual post i just
took a screenshot of it and replied to her comment and because she said she dare post a picture of
herself and i said this you that's all i did and it took that post from 12 000 to over 500 000
in a day go nuts i guess this is why people do drama
on their timeline i saw if people want to know more go to the jumbotron well sally it's the
waist to hip ratio it's like how um so when i grew up i was a late bloomer so i didn't have
i don't want to be gross why is this space so gross I'm the one making it gross and then complaining
but I didn't have like any of the um signs of womanhood for like quite late and I was always
jealous of the other girls in the whatever but then I remember like randomly one day when I was
17 I just like had everything and I remember wearing the same shirts to high school.
You know, you're wearing the same shirts you wore,
but then you get called into the office to like change the shirt.
That's what's going on with you.
Because the waist hip to hip ratio in those pictures is popping, Sally.
You know, you need to be aware of that.
I saw the picture.
Did you see my comment
um i don't know if i saw your comment now i have to go look for it
it was a it was the zoomed in blushing emoji i'll have to go i had so many comments was my
comment i think i said wow sally well i'm gonna have to go find it and make sure. There's actually a community post on your post that says that those are clouds, not chemtrails.
Community?
I got community notes.
Is that what you said?
Or someone?
Yeah.
This is a proposed community note.
Are you not in the community notes thing?
But I never said they were chemtrails.
All I said was stop spraying the skies.
I never said there's chemtrails.
So how did I say that there's chemtrails?
I said stop spraying the skies.
I looked at the picture.
From what I'm gathering.
It won't get approved.
It won't get approved.
Just ignore it.
A jealous bitch.
From what I'm gathering.
A jealous bitch came came saw the waist
to hip ratio which is popping congratulations sally um and she what she had an issue with it
no it's actually bigger than that she's big mad at me because two months ago i was in a space
with 500 people in it my hand was and i'm normally a co-host for this space i wasn't so i
was politely having my hand up and this person kept interjecting every five seconds with seven
hands up and all i said was can you see the hands it's like no why because there's seven people with
their hands up and mine's been up for an hour there's other people would like to add to the
conversation and later like instantly the person hosting, thank you for saying that. I didn't know how to get her to shut up.
So long story short, she's big mad about that from two months ago. And she's been following
me into spaces. And she'd be like, shut up. Why are you interjecting? Why are you talking over
this person? I'm like, what the hell? This is like, we're hanging out. This is a no hand space.
We're all just talking
like there's different decorum so i yeah so she was mad about that that's what it really was
and so last night which i don't do and i don't usually talk about people because i'm not that
way but this person's been like stalking me and so she tagged my post and put it underneath a
space so i'm like oh i'll go listen to space anonymously and she was like freaking out
because she was like you guys have to go in there you you have to go underneath her timeline you have
to go make a comment and they're like well why like what's the issue why why is this even a deal
so they read the post out loud and they're like you're the one who went after her she didn't she
didn't mention you she didn't say anything you. You're the one who started attacking her. So someone said, stop, she's my friend. And I'm like, so I,
and this person was following me and I just said, go back and read the, what, what the original
post, read through all my comments. Not once did I say one bad thing about her. I even said that
she was beautiful. Like I have no issue with this person. and the she's like okay thank you like this
person was just just trying to like get this girl to get her to shut up so she left a comment I
thought it was funny but it's just Sally you you said earlier you said you usually don't have
girlfriends right no I don't there's a reason okay. Okay. I'm going to explain something to you. You were a hot,
I'm not being horny. I'm very cool right now, but you were a hot, sexy woman. So I'm going to guess
this is a not sexy woman, which I actually, I feel this strongly. You can't be friends with
not sexy women because all the words you're saying about explaining the issue
really if i'm gonna guess i'm willing to bet she's not as hot as you she's not she's not an
ugly person like but she's she doesn't have that waist to hip ratio i saw the picture sally that's
a that's a crazy waist to yeah but i don't know if that's ai like altered or not like i don't know
what your picture looks. Your picture?
It looks like.
Her picture.
No, hers.
The one that I replied to with.
Okay.
Because.
Your picture.
That's hard competition.
That's what I'm saying.
That's competition.
I guess.
I'm upset.
I look at that picture.
I'm upset.
How dare you? Actually, and I'm glad you I look at that picture. I'm upset. How dare you?
Actually, and I'm glad you're in here.
How dare you, Sally?
How many likes does this have?
997.
How dare you, Sally, come on here with that waist-to-hip ratio
and just posting it when I don't have that waist-to-hip ratio
and posting it?
Sally, I've noticed an epidemic
of crazy women online
lately, so I wouldn't be too
worried, Sally. It's not your fault.
Sally did nothing wrong. There's some crazy women
online. You just got to watch out for them.
I think I'm on this girl's side, actually.
Now that I'm looking at this picture.
I thought it was funny
because I just went in there and I was laughing
because these people, these people, it was not a very big thing which I that's not the point but these
I was laughing so hard because these people are just like what I don't know that I would go in
there and I would have your back she sent her minions after me I'm like I did not ask one
person to comment I didn't ask one person to repo I didn't ask anyone because I don't do that like
people were just like what the hell's wrong with you you'd have to read through the comments it's
just really funny but she was big mad because she said her minions after me they're all attacking
me I'm like dude they're just like saying you're crazy because you kind of are kind of crazy right
now like but it was funny like I was like I was like it was the biggest comedic relief and um i guess destiny
said it's a leo month which means all it's a crazy month all the crazy ladies are coming out this
month is a mercury rising in retrograde or something i have no idea i just know it's a
leo thing i'm a leo rising is your birthday this month too no No, I'm a Leo rising.
I don't know.
It's just an excuse for me to be a bitch is what I've heard.
No, rising is your birth month. No, no, that's your sun sign.
Oh, the sun's, oh.
Is your birth month.
But then I'm a Leo rising,
which is why I'm allowed to be an attention whore bitch.
It's in the stars.
So no one can shit on me for it because it's in the stars. So I'm allowed to be an attention whore bitch It's in the stars So no one can shit on me for it
Because it's in the stars
So I'm allowed to be
I'm a Scorpio Scorpio Scorpio
With a Taurus
I'm a Scorpio Scorpio
Everything's a Scorpio but I have a touch of Taurus
Which tames my Scorpio
You're a crazy bitch too then.
What a coincidence.
I love to touch Scorpios.
Scorpios are not good, Hishlap.
My ex-girlfriend was a Scorpio.
She was great.
Are you being serious or sarcastic?
No, no, she was.
She is still a Scorpio, but she's not my girlfriend anymore. So obviously it didn't work out. But no, she was she was she well she is still a scorpio but um she's not my girlfriend
anymore so obviously it didn't work out but no she was lovely she was wonderful
what do we think of people that like their exes is that a good sign i always take it as a good
sign i think it is i mean just because you can you can be what you can still like someone and
care for someone but not be in love with them to the point where you want to spend the rest of your
life with them like my ex i still loved him he want to spend the rest of your life with them.
Like my ex,
I still loved him. He was like my first love of my life.
I had two kids with them.
We weren't compatible.
We just,
we just were not compatible with each other,
which,
so it was better to part our ways and not hate each other and still raise
two kids together to be like co-parent versus I hate you.
Your dad sucks.
He's a piece of shit.
So it's like, it will ever.
When, when I say I'm friends with all my exes, people get mad at me and start thinking things.
And I'm like, what?
Isn't it supposed to be like that?
Like if you love someone at one point in your life, don't you sort of of there's some sort of residual love or isn't it
supposed to be like that I don't understand the the pushback when people say like I don't quite
understand the I guess the insinuation is that you're still in love with them and that's why
you're still talking to them I guess I think it depends on how your relationship ends right because
if it ends up in violence I can't imagine that I would still love a person
if it was a violent or super abusive relationship.
So I think that I don't think I'd like that person very much.
And I wouldn't want to stay in contact with them.
But there are some people where you're dating and you have a small little relationship
or a little bit longer.
It didn't work out.
It just means you're not compatible and you can be mature adults about it.
And you can still remain friends. There's lots of people that I've remained friends with
that after the fact but it wasn't like I'm trying to get into their past because there's not that
there's not that desire because I'm not in love with them yeah I went into a space the other day
where they were talking about this and I said like yeah I talked to my ex like maybe once a month maybe twice a month we like
touch base or say something funny and that's that's it um but all these people got really mad
oh diligent what's up what do you think yeah I asked rock and um it said that if a woman is still
friends with lots of her exes uh there's a high probability of whore thank you
no you're one of the other side i'm glad you could come in here why
i think
i've met people who truly hate their exes especially after they've had kids with them
they're like this person's not like they're the worst person ever it's like when you had a child with them like what does that say about you
children came up grabbed a button just to see that and then he drops down
okay that's how i feel too i recently came into interaction with someone that was still not
over their ex i think that's what people mean when they say stuff like that,
is there's people who have an ex they don't get over,
and they stay, I guess, I don't understand.
Because they didn't want the breakup.
It wasn't mutual, right?
Right.
Right?
And then whoever they get involved with after is just like a rebound,
and that's why everyone hates people who likes their exes.
But it's a different thing.
Yeah, you should have rebound.
This is just my opinion.
And everyone can do their own thing.
I think that after a serious relationship, you should take, I would say, a year.
That's just me personally.
You take a year off to make sure that you're you find yourself if it's been a long
relationship because why would you want to jump because you're just going to find someone that
was just like the last one what about my friend who's very very very horny my friend who's very
horny what should he do buddy and a long-term relationship so they're completely different
things i already know i'll tell him i always do
this thing where like when i end a relationship i've never ended a relationship to jumped into
a net i've never done that i don't think i have the genetics for it in fact like i do think this
is genetically based and i do think that type of person is the same type of person that has chronic
infidelity i think it's a type of person i don same type of person that has chronic infidelity.
I think it's a type of person.
I don't think it's socialized.
I think it's truly like rooted in genetics.
But I also think I've probably, I'm too much on the other side of like, I'm going to stay single for three years until I really fall in love or something.
I think that's a bad way to be too.
Because then you look back on your life.
I look back on my life and so much of it is like
just sitting by myself being heartbroken.
And that's like, that's just gay.
That's just gay and melancholic and emotional.
What diligent before you, your one comment before you leave.
Yes.
Yes, you are correct.
The type of person you are looking for is a genetic whore. Thank you.
Yeah. There's, yeah, there's studies on the genetics. Um,
the genetic there, uh,
Hitch knows the correct term for this. There's genetic mutations.
Heritability. Right. Well,
there's genetic mutations found Heritability. Heritability. Right. Well, there's genetic
mutations found most commonly in people that exhibit chronic infidelity. And there's two
main ones. One of them is vasopressin retention, which I know Hitchslap hates when I say vasopressin.
I know I talk about it too much, but it's true. One of them is fast depression retention and the
other is dopamine retention. So the type of people that cheat, they are never, well, this is the
thing with cheaters is they don't bond properly to anyone, which is why they cheat. They're never
fully in love with anyone. So even the people they're in relationships with, they can't,
So even the people they're in relationships with, they can't, like neurologically, the issue is there regardless of the relationship.
And I know no one wants to hear that, especially the chronic cheaters in the room that think they've just never found the love of their life.
Over 50% of the room listening right now are these people.
Yeah, it's very common.
But like truth is, and so when people.
And I have to correct my good friend Hitchlap.
It's not heritability in this context.
It is horridability.
Horridability.
I like that.
Yeah.
The problems that exhibit will not go away, even if you're in a polyamorous relationship,
for example.
So the issues that lead to a person cheating on someone,
because when I think about myself and how I deal with like, if I'm in an unhappy relationship,
I've actually been the one to break up with most of my relationships. I've been the one to leave,
but I don't go to anyone else. I literally leave to be by myself because the relationship is simply not working um and if
you look at monogamy studies um i think there's a strong basis do you send a litany of text messages
when you leave probably yeah beforehand yeah we've already uncovered this i am a spammer i'm guilty
take me to jail whatever i'm just kind of curious if it was like a, you know, a ritual of your leading spot. I will let, I will give men many, many, many, especially with men,
because men, I don't, men are kind of retarded in relationships. I feel like you have to like
say things a million times and they still don't get it. It's very simple things. I feel like we
don't speak the same language. My relationships with women are way easier but yes i do let the men know hey this is the issue hey this is there's an issue hello this is the
issue maybe like a billion times before i leave but then i leave yeah but what i'm saying is like
if you if you get to the part if you get to the part where you're telling that there's an issue the first time, do you know that there is an inevitable part of you leaving?
What?
Like, if it gets to the point where you have to let them know there's an issue like that, like you said, hey, this is an issue.
The first time you say it, in the back of your mind, do you know that your leaving is an inevitable?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I will let it slide just knowing me.
I'm working on it to be more assertive and waste less of my life.
Because I do think monogamy is like a trait.
And I think that people who have the monogamy trait need to be aware to not waste their time.
It should probably be another one.
That sucks, dude.
Wasting time fucking sucks.
Yeah, the monogamous trait people need
to be aware do not waste your life on uh people that will all of you whores down there don't need
to worry about this but for us people who the whores will never be able to love or like they
they won't ever they'll chase their whole life though they're looking they're like oh i just
can't find anyone no the issue is dopamine actually
and vasopressin. That's what I was trying to say. It's dopamine. If you look at dopamine,
everyone thinks that serotonin governs depression. This is not true. People think this because of
serotonin reuptake inhibitors. But the idea between monitoring serotonin is that if you, well, the hypothetical
of it is if you regulate serotonin, serotonin will then regulate dopamine. But dopamine is the
culprit in depression. If you are depressed, you do not have enough dopaminergic activity if you're
to like condense everything down so when you look
at the brains of chronic cheaters these are people that cannot stay happy with anything
so they will think to themselves because they don't understand it's an issue in their own brain
they'll externalize it and say oh this is an issue with my partner i just don't love my partner
the way that i felt when I was in the honeymoon phase.
I don't love them.
I'm not feeling anything.
It's a genetic thing though.
It's not even something.
Yeah, it's built in.
Yep, yep.
So these are the same types of people they can see.
That's why they say once a whore, always a whore.
But if we're to look at the neurology of a whore,
and a man can also be a whore,
these are the same people that cannot enjoy a sunset
for example they cannot enjoy the good things in their life they have no souls they have no souls
well it's someone hurt diligent it's more i think it's more understanding interpersonal
relationships and realizing that they're what do you mean someone hurt diligent you just said that they can't enjoy a sunset i mean i mean that's pretty fucking yeah you seem very focused on
insulting the horse i'm more in i'm more interested i know i actually enjoy just calling them whores
late at night you know and you're the one that we're describing the whores. And once that fades, you have to...
And you can always tell when you're over the target because they get triggered, right?
Do you hear the triggered?
You just have to know it's going to evolve.
You're not going to be this honeymoon, Twitter-pated, always horny 24-7.
It's going to evolve and you have to adapt.
adapt yeah yeah sally and diligent yes uh yeah it seems monogamous people can sit on a high horse
Yeah, yeah, Sally and diligent, yes.
and whatever but also in the same way you have the genetics to me be monogamous so if you have
the monogamy gene and i would assert it is it's a higher it's a higher brain function to be monogamous
yes it's the healthier it's the healthier gene to have.
It's the advanced frontal lobe.
However, the problem with the monogamous gene people is they have a tendency of being melancholic, of being very hurt by the relationships that don't work out.
I think you're projecting right now.
I am.
I have the monogamy gene.
I can feel it. I mean, I have the monogamous gene so i'm i'm i could feel it i mean i have the monogamous
gene is too but i mean like i don't have a tendency of if a relationship doesn't work out i'm so sad
i'm such a loser because you're a woman that's because you're a woman i'm saying like people
just need to be aware hey if you have the whore genes um just realize you know it's not going to
get better when you jump to the next so
maybe try to regulate that and also if you have the monogamy gene what about what about the good
genes is she got whore genes is that wait what you know the chick with the good genes
she might who knows i don't know does she jump from relationship to relationship? Probably.
She could jump into my relationship. I'm good.
Well, if she has the whore gene, she'll jump in and jump out.
We want Sydney Sweeney to come out for the anonymous listeners.
We want her to come on stage and chat to Diligent.
You know who's got the whore gene?
If you go to Spaces dashboard right now,
there's a couple spaces where it's just
gay dudes masturbating. It's fucking weird.
Disavow, disavow.
It's so weird, bro. It is so weird.
Really? There's gooning spaces?
Do not go...
Go ahead, Julian.
Just go to Spaces dashboard and look at all English spaces.
I don't ever look at all... I. And a couple, I look at,
I mean, I don't ever look at all,
I guess I don't look at spaces enough because I don't ever see that.
Spaces dashboard is a very good algorithm.
Julie,
don't go to the game.
You know,
goony.
Disavow.
So you're the only,
you're the only other person besides I'm confined.
That has told me that they run into these masturbation spaces of men.
And it's just funny, though.
You know, like, look, bro.
I have been in the center of spaces for, like, going on three years now.
And I have never just randomly come across
maybe that's a poor choice of words i have never just happened upon uh a room of masturbating men
all together like that only you only you and unconfined if you go to all the english spaces Is there there in the list Disavow
Disavow
It's interesting
Julian
And I was like okay this must be good
Because Dilgent posted it in here
I entered this room
These guys were like whacking it to each other
And talking dirty to each other
And their mics were open
I was like, what?
But I was scarred
for a couple days.
I'm just going to be real for a second.
I have a second Twitter
for that sort of algorithm. I never
run into it on this one.
Oh, Zantani.
I mean...
I can't believe you have it all.
I've got to separate.
I don't shit where I work.
I never see it on my Zintani Twitter thing.
None of us have an alt, Zintani.
You're the only one.
Whatever.
I know everyone.
I know the smart people in here.
Like, they've got their sunglasses on right now.
And they're like, yeah, we do that too.
I definitely don't have three on sally and julian and whoever
the other person they outed themselves sally that's crazy it's really hard to it's really
hard to know what it is because it says talk with sally sally alt so it's gonna be really
hard to find that account and it might look just like me i was gonna start a note at his slap too but also very sari has
their hand up they've had it this whole time so if you haven't noticed this isn't one of those spaces
but i'll be nice and call on you saray jay his name is carrie carrie go ahead carrie phillips
sorry it feels weird man car Kerry. I'm relatively disappointed.
I thought this was a woodworking space.
I've been hanging out with a lot of South Africans,
and I was like, oh, your ex, your ex is going to be rebounding.
And I thought, oh, finally, they're speaking about woodworking and homesteading.
But no, you're speaking about public masturbation and relationships again.
And Zintani, you said earlier, you know, when I think about myself, you started to say, that's your motto.
That's your career's motto.
And best of luck to you.
Where are these, for research purposes, where are these spaces?
Where do I look?
You'll have to ask Dilgent.
He's the expert.
Sally's the one that keeps them
in her chat logs i don't know oh wait julian knows julian you got you act like none of you
use spaces dashboard or i'd know who this andrew guy i don't look for spaces i host listen i don't
look for spaces i host spaces bro a gooning space with men masturbating is that what it's called gooning is that the
yeah i got banned from the official discord gooning uh discord is that why you got kicked
from tinder no that was a different story but in the in the gooning discord i went in there
while all the men were gooning and i would stream runescapecape. And then I took it.
And so all the men would be loudly gooning while I would just play RuneScape for them.
And I would never speak because I wasn't gooning.
So I would just play RuneScape.
And then I recorded it one time
because I thought it was funny
because it became like a hobby of mine
to go into the time to play RuneScape for the gooners.
I never knew if they- What's RuneScape? you don't know what runescape is is that like a whole meta thing with discord is gooning like
it's no there was a official there was an official there's an official gooning discord it used to be
open to the public but that's where the the story goes it's a big discord but now it's private and
that's where the story goes is it's private because of me thank you i made it private they've
locked it down now because of me because i posted the video and you could see the people gooning
and like their names would pop up as they were making their noises and my runescape video and
i posted it and they found out
that I posted it and they locked the whole
discord down but it was a huge
discord but now you have to like
have a friend who invites you
to get in my fault sorry
guys
gay dudes get up some weird shit
you've driven the public masturbators
underground
I don't know if you've done a public
Service
How did you even end up
How did you even end up in there the first time
It was big
It was huge
No the gooning discord was huge
I don't know some person was like
Check this out
And then you go in and they're there
24 7 there's always like types of
gooners there's like the like slow and steady and then there's the random guy that's like
he's like a meth head they're all men they're all men it's very gay it's exceeding they're very all
men i've never heard that is so many hours in there sally playing runescape i didn't hear one
woman did you change your picture like how'd you get in there no i went in as many hours in there
so you developed a habit of playing runescape while they're in a room full of gay men masturbating
they don't say a word to each other they They go into the voice chat to goon,
and there's always these types,
and there's this one type that's like a meth head gooner,
and he'll very aggressively goon for like, I don't know,
three minutes, and then he's out.
They never say a word.
They don't say hi.
They just come in goon.
They leave, and I would sit in there playing RuneScape,
leveling up my woodcutting and, you know. runescape leveling up my wood cutting and you
know they were all their wood cutting this is a higher form of performance art than Marina
Abramovich and you're not even trying so I applaud you for that but at the same time what you've
what you've done what you've done as your motto again it just me. But what you've actually done is you've driven this community underground.
And the knock-on effect is in 20 or 30 years, they're going to become a voting bloc.
There are going to be whole state capitals taken over by the underground masturbation crew.
And legislation will follow.
So on the one hand, well done.
On the other hand, you've ruined civilization again well i'm i'm
upset because they perma banned me i'm like on a perma ban list if i do make it back into the
gooning discord i have to be undercover and that's just i don't know if i want that how is that
response how is that it was a very you've ruined western civilization, I'm just sad that they banned me.
Yeah, it was a great time to pass time.
It became a hobby for me.
It sounds like if I was in a Saw movie, that's one of the situations I could wake up in.
It sounds terrifying.
It's wonderful in there.
There's no way it's wonderful because I'm just telling you that I accidentally clicked on something thinking it was like oh what is this yeah never never yeah no no no thank you
so imagine sally you click on that and i'm there and there's like a screen of me playing
a 2d game where i'm just hitting a tree over and over and over again, leveling up wood cutting slowly.
And then all of those men are gooning underneath it.
That's what it was like.
Wouldn't that be more entertaining with me there?
The most entertaining thing would be someone who doesn't know what the space is,
who enters there.
I want to find that person.
That was me.
I was that person. I'm was like what are these guys doing
and they were coming off their mic and they were making noise and you hear these little slapping sounds
and you hear these guys
did you know that
you would think that the United States
has the most active
spaces on X but it's not
Japan
Japan has the most
users and the most spaces
on the planet of Earth
they have 24-7
soft core
soft core porn
in spaces
all day, every day.
I didn't know that.
How did you know that, Dil?
I know everything spaces, unfortunately.
Except Julian's
super cool master.
It was when we were
we used to have the
guy who ran media in spaces
you know, Marmars.
So the OG, he was with Periscope, and then he was with Twitter and X for 12 or 13 years.
And I was like, bro, what are the biggest spaces?
Who has the most spaces?
Who has the most users?
And I was like, it's got to be us right here, right?
And he's like, no, actually, it's Japan.
They have nonstop softcore porn.
They get hundreds of thousands of people.
I was like, what, it's crazy.
But yeah, softcore porn, Japanese porn.
Well, that certainly puts my opinions and spaces on perspective.
You know?
Yeah, that's pretty useless.
Thanks, Nance.
I started integrating myself into the Chinese spaces that go on here.
I would get the translator.
I'd say, Ni Hao.
I'd translate, and then I'd say, China number one.
Ah, the projector comes out.
She's the CCP spy.
Trying.
I think they like me.
I don't know.
I have a couple of the big
Chinese spaces things
following me, but I don't really
understand our interactions.
They don't play understand our interactions i took they don't please
is it the chinese crypto spaces i noticed that there was some chinese crypto things so i don't
know what they're they're always angry there's always some guy yelling and then i'll say ni hao
it's just how people talk yeah they just sound angry. Yeah, they sound very upset. And then when I speak, they'll all
say, I don't know, stuff in Chinese.
I have no idea what they're saying. But some of them
will follow me, so maybe it's
working out. Does it sound like
they bitch at you? I have no idea.
I'm going to put a screenshot of the shit in the comments.
It is important to consider
if you're looking for a career in espionage,
you really do have to pick
your employer well the chinese aren't great they tend to pay you in carnival toys and batteries
they a lot of them they'll give you a lot of knockoff batteries carnival toys but it's ultimately
you can't live off that it's qatar you want to spy for if you get a qatari Spymaster to look after you They pay you in gold and oil
And sometimes itinerant
Bangladeshi workers
I thought it was the Israels that I wanted to spy for
No, the Israels are pretty good
Qatar
Who pays better, the Israels or Qatar?
They pay pretty much
The same, but with the
Qataris, you also get the added
Bonus of itinerant Bangladeshi workers as well.
So they'll give you like 14 of them that you can.
What about belly dancers?
I've always kind of wanted a belly dancer.
You can make it.
You can listen.
Once you get a 45 year old Bangladeshi man, um, you know,
making your house up to code.
Well, well, we don't want any men belly dancers no no
oh there's ways there's ways around that it's about if you look closely enough if you look
failed he doesn't want you to belly dance for him well i guess i guess qatar aren't paying me this
month i failed again.
I'm not putting a screenshot.
I don't want that connected to my account.
Gross.
Speaking of belly dancing, back to you, Shintani.
How do you know that they're gooning spaces,
Jillian? Do you go into them?
I'll read the title out.
The title is Proud Baiter Zone
Dash Bait Up and Down Bro
Football Emoji, Beer Emoji
Eggplant Emoji, Squirt Emoji
What's the football emoji?
What does that mean?
I think they just want burly dudes.
The guy's screen name is It's Milking Time.
I'm not posting this to my account.
We should go in there
and infiltrate and do what I did.
I'm not going in there.
I'm good over here.
No, we could go in there.
Go ahead sometime.
You can come back and tell us.
Maybe his slap will do it with me.
My idea is that we request up and then we go in.
I heard him.
He said he would do that.
We go in.
We have a totally normal, calm conversation amongst them.
Hitch just DMed me.
He said he's all for it.
Go ahead.
His profile does kind of look like a phallus if he were to take the outline and draw it.
I tried telling him that when he changed his profile picture, but he didn't listen. I got people to draw pictures of phallus if you were to take the outline and draw it because i'm pretty sure i was i tried telling him that when he changed his profile picture but he didn't listen
i i caught people to draw pictures of phallus when he first changed it what i see a dna strand
oh wait till i'll have to find the images it looks like clearly looking like a phallus
it's what comes out of the dna injector
would that be single-stranded or double-stranded?
No, we're not turning this into DNA.
We're not turning this into genetic space.
So, so, so there's a...
Oh, fuck, I forgot.
No, I see a planet in a DNA strand.
Good job, your mind's not dirty.
Because you pass.
I've never seen.
Oh, okay.
I remember now.
I remember now.
So Unconfined, he would get messages forever.
I don't know.
He stopped telling us about it, so maybe it doesn't happen anymore.
But I would aim to guess that it does.
But for years, he's been getting these random messages from men asking him for advice on how to stop
masturbating I can only think it's because he follows these people who
space is masturbating because he's the one that led me to these spaces where people are like having only fans session
and masturbating and all this shit that's what i started like
if i looked at their accounts and it said unconfined followed them i knew
because he followed so many people but i really think, you know.
Do these people, are they on anonymous accounts and they just go in and goon?
Or is it that?
I have no idea.
I've never participated.
Never participated. I want to integrate myself into that.
Oh, he went into one because he clearly posted one in his chat.
So he's clearly been into one of the space before.
It was something that I will, I go to the spaces tabs now because the bar is closed
and so the spaces tab has a section for people you know it's at the top half and then there's
recorded spaces and then down there on the bottom half is all of the people the spaces with people
i don't follow or don't know those are the random ones that I just throw into the chat.
So if one of those was one of those, then I didn't know about it.
Oh, you clearly knew about it because you commented on it.
You clearly knew.
I did not comment it.
That's a lie.
Okay.
I remember there was a dude who came into one of Sally's spaces one night
and he was telling us about how he found God and got baptized and all this and that.
And then like three days later, you know, if someone you follow is in a space,
it'll show up in the bar above.
It just showed up tranny hours, and I was like, oh, unfollow.
Even if they're listening.
Even if they're listening.
Yeah, they could be listening anonymous.
But I saw it said tranny hours, and then it had his name, Even if they're listening. Even if they're listening. Yeah, they could be listening anonymous.
I saw it said tranny hours and then it had his name
and I just remembered it from like a day or two before.
I just was like, unfollow, goodbye.
Maybe I'm a little judgmental, but
I don't want that shit from my experience.
I'm going to a dinner tomorrow
since this is a sex space,
I guess. I'm going on a dinner tomorrow since this is a sex space, I guess.
I'm going on a dinner tomorrow with a guy that keeps trying to push me into orgies with him.
I never have and I never will, but it's so funny.
And tomorrow he's invited me to a dinner with him and a bunch of other women.
And I know exactly what he...
I'm just going for the memes.
You guys want to watch me play RuneScape?
I just like seeing him try to involve me.
Do you pretend to be a prude?
And then just kind of like...
No, I really am very monogamous.
I just don't have an S word.
I'm not about...
I'm autistic.
I tell these men I'm autistic. I mean it. I'll be like, I'm taking about I'm autistic I tell these men I'm autistic I mean it I'll be like I'm taking a bath
and men think men will think that I'm saying something else but I'm saying I'm literally
taking a bath I literally love taking baths I'm not I'm not sending pictures you know I mean
I find myself in a lot of situations like that where a man thinks I'm saying
or I'm flirting with him or something.
I'm not at all.
Most of the spaces I do,
in fact, I'm about to get in the bath.
There's no connotation at all.
Unfortunately.
I mean,
I've,
only certain men, unfortunately. I mean, I've, I, uh,
only certain men.
There's probably not all men, right?
What?
No, all men get confused.
I say I'm taking a bath,
they get confused.
Nah.
Most of them.
Oh, it's because you surround yourself with thirsty men.
Well, the dinner tomorrow is going to be entertaining
because it's a bunch of women that also want me to be involved in there.
I just can't believe people do that, man.
They really have orgies.
Yeah, they're going to have a dinner, and then they're going to do an orgy,
and they're going to ask me dinner And then they're going to do an orgy Is it at a private residence or are you going to a restaurant
We're going to a restaurant
And then he's going to try to involve me
And the women will try to involve me
I'm going to say no thanks
I'm going to go home
Thanks for the steak and the wine
Thanks for the food
Can't wait to see you guys next week.
Escape Room's a movie.
There's no audio.
This is bugging me.
What, Sally?
Did you say Escape Room was what you were playing?
What were you playing?
No, RuneScape.
Sally, are you like multi-spacing right now and you're like in the goon spaces?
Is that what you're doing?
No, I was looking.
You said it was.
I thought you guys said it was.
What did you say?
R-U-N-E-S.
R-U-N-S?
R-U-N-E.
Oh, like ruined.
Rune.
R-U-N-E.
Rune scape.
Rune scape.
Rune scape. runescape runescape runescape
you just i'd sit there i'd like fish i'd do my wood cutting
is it like video like are you watching them too or are you just listening no
no they never post video that's probably too much for me actually no
i used to go in when was that i can't even remember there was like a video chat website
where men would also goon on camera and i would also go in there and i'd give talks on my
i would do this completely alone i was like in you would do you would alone. I was like in high school.
I was in high school.
I would go give talks because I would read books.
So I would go give talks.
No, I would talk to these men that were masturbating.
I'd be in the middle of a bunch of men with their dicks.
This is before, I think, I don't know.
Did you say when you were in high school?
Yes, in high school I would go. I would be like on these video chats.
This is why we should not give children's phone.
I'd be talking about like Socrates or whatever.
I just like talk to these guys.
None of them would talk to me.
They'd all just be masturbating.
I'd be on a video call, like just just, like, pointing out points of this book.
Like, this is what Plato meant here, which you can compare to Socrates here.
I'd give talks, yeah.
Could they not boot you?
Could they just not, like...
No, they wouldn't.
No, they'd never boot me.
The gooning discord didn't boot me until they all knew who I was.
They wouldn't...
I don't know.
They're in another world diligent when they're
gooning men or not like i wasn't bothering anyone until that's a certain kind of men thing that's
not that's not a normal men thing just there's no way i i didn't think about it until today but
yeah i've been i've been infiltrating the gooning communities for probably my whole life, actually.
That's a whole other level of internet subculture I had no fucking idea about.
I'm so glad that I'm like a, you know, a Xenial or whatever.
You're a Xenial?
Xenial. what is that he just he just made that shit up there's no zillennial
i did not i did not make it up look it up yourself
fuckhead don't be mad because you're older than me
by what two years
that makes you not a zennial that sounds like somebody who is jealous that they're not as annual
You a millennial no
He's Gen X
Millennials
So so Millennials a little bit younger than me and Gen X is a little bit older
I was right on the cusp of the analog and the digital sally's still back
there in the uh you know the eight track days eight track i'm i'm in the i definitely am in
the dial-up days that's for sure college at home was definitely on dial-up which took me hours so
you didn't even have internet don't even even lie. You, it came around,
but you, when you were in high school or when you were in middle school, you didn't have internet.
Don't act like you did. Uh, with this talk of the early internet, I'm remembering, well,
and Zantani's gooning speech, uh, they used to give those AOL discs, you know, like 500 free hours.
Oh, the Yahoo messenger too. Yeah. too yeah when i was 12 or like 13
whenever when the internet was first starting you had like a you know dial-up modem 14.4 28.8
i'd go into the 56 baby 56 but i'd be like 12 years old 13 years old going to lesbian chat rooms
which right now i'm realizing was probably just a bunch of dudes pretending to be lesbians like I was at 13. Fuck.
I pretended to be 16 online since I was 12, so I guess I was 16 for four years on the internet.
Something tells me you probably still pretend to be 16 online.
I'm literally 16, yeah.
I just realized that my mother, because I was doing some math on here, was 30 when she had me.
I was number six.
She had six kids under the age of 30.
Holy shit.
How many different dads?
They're all by the same daddy.
Thank you very much.
I do live in Utah.
I was just telling Hitch about Utah.
He didn't believe me about the rape stats in Utah.
No, they're really high.
Yeah.
Utah also has more plastic surgeons per capita than any other state.
They're the best plastic surgeons.
Really?
The two as well.
I was thinking about getting a couple things done, but I don't want to mess with stuff.
Keep that in mind next time you get jealous over one of Sally's photos that Utah has the highest rate of plastic surgeons.
No, her body is not.
To be very clear, the only thing I've ever had is my breasts.
I've never had a nose job.
I've never had fillers of any kind.
I have had Botox since the age of 30 because, you know, why not?
Oh, yeah, I get Botox.
Men don't understand what Botox is.
Like, I'm Caucasian.
I'm sorry.
Like, yeah, when we're, like, in our 20s, we start getting wrinkles. If
you know a Caucasian girl who's like over the age of 22 who doesn't have wrinkles, I hate to break
this to all the men in the room. She's getting Botox. Sorry. Also, men are so annoying with like
they don't. Sorry, I'm drunk, so I don't know if I'm like, but they don't see roots of hair.
Like men will say, I love natural women.
They don't understand like their blonde Caucasian dream girl gets Botox and dyes her hair.
Do you not see her fucking roots?
Like do men have eyeballs?
I don't think men have eyeballs.
No, we see that, especially when your eyebrows are much darker than your hair.
No, men don't see anything.
They don't understand anything.
My eyebrows are not darker than my hair.
I was a toehead.
I had white hair my whole entire life until I was 18.
You're a natural blonde?
I was a natural blonde until I had kids, and then it got dark. Yeah, I was 18. You're a natural blonde. I was a natural blonde until I had kids and then it got dark.
Yeah I was a blonde. I still think if I went in the sun it would lighten up because it seemed to
do that when I was younger but it like darkened out. I'm probably the only person that is praying
like I'm 46 and I hardly have any gray hair. Probably the only person that's begging for
gray hair so it's easier to go blonde.
Maybe you have gray hairs and they're just blonde so you can't see them.
No, because I only do half my head.
I don't know.
Never mind.
I don't know what to do.
I know exactly what I told you.
What's going with that question?
Well, I was going to say something, but
for once I actually had a filter.
It wasn't going to try to hurt anybody's feelings.
I know, exactly.
I don't know what I'm going to do when I start aging or when the gray hairs come in.
Do I just die?
Do you not already die your hair?
I kind of feel like you already die your hair, don't you?
Around how old are you? I'm still hair? I kind of feel like you already dye your hair, don't you? No? No. Around how old are you?
I'm still fertile.
I don't know.
When do women reach menopause?
Are you in your 30s?
Okay.
I don't like saying online.
I don't.
That's why I said around.
I said around.
I'm fertile.
I guess women are fertile until their 40s, right?
Aren't they?
Well, they are.
Men are fertile for a long time, but women, your eggs start to deteriorate in quality
as you get into your mid-30s.
Yeah, but women can still have babies.
You have a higher likelihood of having miscarriages
and then the quality.
Your kids come out retarded a lot more often and just, yeah.
I'm at the age where...
You need to breed, Zintani.
You need to breed.
Yeah.
I'm at the age where I know I should be probably freaking out,
but I'm not, But I probably should be.
You need to breathe.
I'm not freaking out. Just go do it.
Just go breathe with somebody. It's fine.
I don't like that advice.
When you're my age, you don't have any kids to breathe out?
I like that advice.
Don't breathe with just a random person,
but breathe with a quality person.
I don't see any.
I would love if someone in here could introduce me to my husband.
Where the fuck is he?
Like, shouldn't he find me?
Why do I have to find him?
That's not feminine.
Your standards are rather high.
I mean, they've got to be a millionaire.
Billionaire.
If you can train yourself to sound a little less naggy and a little less nasally at the same time.
I don't have a nasally.
I sing.
I feel like he will find you.
Diligent.
I do not have a, at least, like singing, I do not have a nasally voice.
No, it's only when you speak.
In fact, I get paid big bucks to not sound nasally because I don't have a nasally voice.
It's only when you speak do you sound naggy sound nasally because i don't have a nasally voice it's only when you
speak do you sound naggy or nasally yeah my voice is not an issue i know it's not an issue
you might have something for the um like being a bitch i know i can sound like a bitch yeah i didn't
say that you sound like a bitch that's your word i do i know i sound bitchy but i think that's what
he meant by nagging he said sound less like a bitch i don't when i'm in relationships though it changes i'm the bitch
goes away i know that's hard to believe but it's she it's hard to believe because every time that
you've like you've like described your dating situations you know if the man is a man and he's a man and i respect him the bitch leaves my body
and i've seen this happen many times she she exits me and she's gone i don't know where she goes
she comes back for everyone else but she leaves for him and this is a fact the the problem is
like most men will get upset because they're like you're always a
bitch with me well yeah because you're not you're not my man that's why i'm a bitch you know what
i can't do anything it's me it's who i am what what is wrong why would a man not want a woman
who's a bitch to every other man except him why is that what is this a problem I think it's amazing great well
then I don't need to change maybe maybe when you're you know when you're out in public in
your single you want to sound less like a bitch that way you can maybe more men should be more like men. I mean, I'm like a man and, you know.
You're not my man, though.
No, I'm definitely not.
I'm definitely not.
That's it.
But yeah, but when you say, like, I'm not a simp, like, my man wouldn't be concerned about being a simp.
My man would simp for me.
I never say that I'm not a simp.
Yeah, you do.
No, I said I don't like simping.
I invited you to a party not to be a simp at all. And you were like, I'm not a simp yeah you do no i said i don't like simping i invited you to a party
not to be a simp at all and you were like i'm not a simp i'm not going to that party yeah that was
me referring to the type of men that you have around you i don't have simps around me or i'd
be very happy i was declaring i'm not a simp it was that i wouldn't fit in because i'm not a simp
there's no other simps you just said that unfortunately you just said that all of the men
who call you can't they get confused because you're in the tub when you're talking to them
that is because they are simps no that this is what i hate when people use the word simp because
men don't i feel like women too. When a man, okay.
If a man, let's say a man gives you flowers and says you're beautiful and takes you on a date.
And then sends you chocolates or something.
It's like, I'm thinking about you.
Is that a simp?
If that's, like, there has to be more context than that.
Is it somebody who is courting you?
Yeah.
And he's like, I want to pay your bills and protect you
No, that's
Well, I want to pay you bills
You should just buy chocolates and flowers
How is a man going to protect me
And then you jump straight to I want to pay your bills
Yeah, you guys are missing
Using the word simp
The word simp comes from that keyboard warrior
That forms an a fatuation with
you and then just constantly does money at you men who like men who like constantly white night
for for women that they don't need to and and like kissing their ass right that's that's a
separation like that's just a desperate person i like simps yeah i feel like if he doesn't simp for you he's
not your man of course your man listen listen there is a type of person who loves the simps
for hitch slap for example he loves people simping for him he loves the compliments
whoever that was is that anti-commy yeah she loves yep she loves simps so so you know i personally that's fine like you know
women and certain men uh they like simps and that's fine i'm not complaining i just speak to
my own taste right i don't like people simping for me i don't like simping i just it just makes
me cringe a little bit inside to even see it happen especially when men do it uh do you think something's more not
genuine then because there's some people just simp and give like it is it is fake as fuck bro
yeah that i don't i don't do compliments very well and i can't i'm not good it is it is i would say
it's the worst kind of flattery right like flattery you can be charming and flat and use flattery on a
woman and and they'll like respond in a good way and it's can be predatory use flattery on a woman, and they'll, like, respond in a good way.
And it can be predatory if you're really good at it.
But for, like, simping is like a really cheesy, cheap, like, kind of flattery.
Okay, yes.
So fake, dude.
So fake.
How is it fake if he's paying your bills?
That's prostitution.
It's not prostitution because you're not sleeping with him.
He's just protecting you.
He's courting you.
It comes from simpleton.
I would not take a man seriously who doesn't want to pay my bills.
Let's argue on this because I know Diligent is going to have an issue with this.
Yeah, so here we are on the third date and now I can see why.
How am I in the wrong for okay so when you're a woman first of all you're a single woman you have all
these men right it's like every random dude wants to have sex with you and you're aware of this as
a woman they all of these men want to have sex with you and then one of these men is like i want
to protect you i want to pay your bills why would I take any of the other men seriously that they have good intentions for me?
Besides the guy who says, I want to protect you and pay your bills.
Regardless of any other characteristics or traits that guy who's willing to pay your bills might have.
Well, you're not understanding diligent.
When a man wants to fuck you, he's very nice.
They're all nice.'re all nice nice doesn't
mean anything what what what shows i mean i i invested in me is when he's paying his hard-earned
money to protect me this indicates to my female brain this man wants to provide and protect me
yeah that's not yeah and prostitutes probably feel the same way i'm not sleeping with
them so what are they sugar babies no i'm what do you mean i'm not sleeping with these men they just
say i want to protect you listen this is like uh there's lots of for example uh only fans models
same deal right they i'm not happy they have they have these fictitious relationships
with these men the men feel like they are going to get something is it fictitious if i have if i
develop genuine feelings for the men that are paying my bills you end up sleeping with them
there was well my currently no i haven't. It's very complicated.
I feel like you should probably
put a pin in this conversation.
I would have.
I would have.
I developed...
Disabout.
My question is
eliminate the...
I don't care if I'm a whore or not.
I know I'm not.
Disavow, disavow.
I know on the scale of modern day woman, I'm far removed from modern whores.
So let's eliminate that.
Let's focus in on the question of like, why should I pay attention to the men that say they care about me?
Because they all say they care about me.
When one of them or some of them are saying i would
like to protect you by paying your bills if you have how am i in the wrong if you have it's a
completely take his money or do you it's it's transactional take money from someone that i
didn't um like yeah so you're not like uh out like not out here whoring and being a sugar baby it's like
it sounds like modern day courting and they yeah it's a it's a romantic
when i let men when i let men pay for me it's romantic for me too it's not like i accept
anything given to me if i'm accepting a man doing this for me,
the way I see it hormonally and biologically and psychologically is like,
I am allowing you to be a man.
Yeah.
This is like a lot of cope and justification for transactional,
transactional.
What if there's no sex involved?
How is it transactional? Eventually, if there's no sex involved how is it transactional eventually
eventually it doesn't matter romantic a man is saying it doesn't matter to you listen if a porn
star has sex with one man but then it goes and sells that film to 50 000 other men right she's
still a porn star even if she only has sex with one man okay assume diligent there
are men that are saying i i just like you and i want to protect you and sex isn't even introduced
into the conversation until later way later assume that it's an eventuality it doesn't matter
sure all it's implied it's implied it's. It's implied. It's implied. Yeah, sex is intertwined.
It's implied.
It's implied with a transaction.
And even though you may feel that way, I guarantee you nine out of the ten men who are offering to pay your bills or pay for your apartment or whatever are thinking that they are going to get some ass out of it.
100%.
And you know this.
Somewhere in your mind, you know this.
And so it becomes part of the so-called mating ritual.
However, right, they still feel like they're paying for ass,
no matter how you justify it in your head.
So what is the alternative?
Because I look at my girlfriends who-
You find a meaningful relationship based on mutual respect and
development has nothing to do with oh yeah let me tell you what my girlfriends experience they
they have sex with these men that aren't paying their bills and they fuck them one time and never
text them again yeah that's not meaningful hold on hold on hold on that has never happened to me if a man dared touch my
body and not text me i would fucking kill him like you want to talk about crazy girls it's like
thank god i do things the way i do because if i didn't if i was like oh i just want a connection
what the fuck does that mean first of all a connection i can connect with every single
person in this room it doesn't mean that i'm gonna like uh uh what consider them a viable mate for me
it's a completely different thing if a man touched my body and tried ghosting me i'd kill him i'd go
to jail you'd see me on the news my my dumb ass face. It'd be like this bitch cut.
Killed some dude.
Stabbed him.
Crazy bitch.
Killed a man after one sex night.
Yeah, I would.
How dare you?
Smile like the Joker.
Yeah, but again, Santani, those aren't meaningful relationships.
Exactly.
That would never happen to me because I filter out who's serious about me and who isn't.
There's other ways to do that than through transbikes.
How do you know men lie?
Men who spend a lot of time with you, they court you.
Not just money is what I'm saying.
I just, yeah.
The men who spend money on you also spend time with you.
But they're also putting something down.
They're showing me.
They've worked for their money.
I'm very aware of this, by the way.
When I go out to eat, for example, I think when I talk about this, people have an image in their mind that I'm like sucking these men dry or something.
That's not what's happening.
I'm not depicting that right now. I'm not depicting that right now.
I'm not depicting that.
I am very aware when a man wants to spend money on me that he has worked for this money
and he is spending it on me.
And for me, it's very romantic.
For me, it means a lot to me.
It's not something I take lightly at all.
But I am also saying I don't give a fuck about
the dude who says he cares about me so much and wants to split the bill fuck off i don't believe
you i don't believe you fuck off that's different though because you are comparing splitting the
bill or having somebody buy you dinner to having somebody pay all of your bills, right? Like that's a huge difference.
If you were a woman and you didn't have parents and you didn't have a father to look over
you or whatever, how, how would you go about determining?
I grew up, I grew up.
I don't, my bad analogy is my parents are dead.
My grandparents are dead.
I don't, they're not in my life.
If I didn't have a mother, I'd take care of myself.
Are we playing victimhood now?
Are we playing victimhood now?
I'm not like you, Sally, though. in my life. If I didn't have a... Are we playing victimhood now? Are we playing victimhood now?
I'm not like you,
Sally, though. I'm not a masculine woman
I don't want to be.
Did you just call me a masculine woman?
No, no, no. Hold on. Wait.
I'm a little drunk right now. Wait, wait.
Did you just call me a masculine woman?
No, no, no. Wait. That's a little dishonest.
I am a bit...
Wait, wait. I am a bit jealous i do know i i have many
girlfriends you just call her manly is that you just know what i'm doing wait hold on i'm a little
drunk and let me let me acknowledge i am a little jealous i do kind of want to be like that more than kind of I do wish that I had the capability to like support myself
fully and be sort of a strong woman but also I think I would rather be even more of a version
of myself that I already am probably like ideally I would be more feminine than i than i am um if that would work out if
there were men to fill that slot then i would want to be man a man to fill that slot yes amen
but listen the reason why i would argue the reason why you haven't found that is because you're not really taking on like, uh, and a, a submissive kind of like
traditional role, right?
Because your role is transactional and not built on shared values, right?
Like, for example, a, a, your value is good.
Like, okay, there's a guy here who is going to invest you're looking at as like
if he's serious he's gonna put an investment down and he's gonna have okay but that's a
transactional mindset right and but i don't understand why you keep saying what dynamic
is not transactional diligent it's well because meaningful is is it's a sentimental it's a
sentimental uh construct right so like if you have like love for example that's a sentimental
construct that's not transactional because something that's transactional how is it not
transactional if two people love each other i made? I taught my daughter that the man's not going to whine and die on you.
All he wants is to get into your pants.
Because there's a selflessness that occurs with the kind of love that I'm talking about that can't happen if it's transactional.
If it's selfless, it can't be transactional and selfless at the same time.
And that's my point, right?
If you have two people who have a selfless love for each other, right?
They're not one person, but they're one unit.
They're a partnership.
And they complement each other in different areas.
For example, a woman who wants to be a more like traditional role of being taken care of yada yada yada she compliments her
man in a different kind of way right but it is based on a mutual respect and selfless selfless
care for each other that doesn't require material i mean of course you want to be with somebody who
has their shit together and fucking you know know, can, you know, you don't want
to like date a bomb. Right. But my point is, is like, there's a, there's a higher like level
to it that I think that if you strictly focus on the transactional aspect of getting a mate,
and I could be wrong, uh, but you're not going to like have like a really fulfilling, fulfilling,
meaningful, long-lasting relationship.
All the people I know who have gotten together because it improved their life situation financially somehow,
some of them I know have stayed together for a long time, but they fucking hate each other.
They fucking hate each other.
They have kids together.
They're fucking miserable.
They can't fucking stand each other they have kids together they're fucking miserable they can't fucking stand each other as soon as they're not around each other or they treat each other like
shit in front of each other like it is uh i don't know zentani okay but if my number one priority
because i'll just tell it to you straight my number one priority as a single woman looking for a mate is to protect myself.
My number one is like I have a body that has never had an STD, that has never been pregnant with an unwanted pregnancy.
I want to protect these things.
I've never had a man sleep with me one time and ghost me.
This would and why I say I would kill a man is because what I'm
protecting is like a level of innocence. Like when I go into a relationship with a man, I really do
fall in love. I love him. I trust him. I believe in him because of my previous experiences. And
I'm hyper aware of this, that I am protecting my experiences with men to protect myself to be
able to love men because when i look at the women that i know that i'm friends with they sleep with
these guys they say oh i love you i have a connection with you i mean it sounds like you
need new women friends but they don't filter properly and they sleep with them one time and
ghost them i'm convinced and i hope none of these girls are listening because I love these girls,
but I'm convinced these girls have lost the ability to love.
They've lost their faith in men.
I am so protective over myself, mostly my brain,
that I have protected myself from sleeping with a man that has fucked me over
because I know if a man touches me, sleeps with me, and disappears,
this will fuck my brain up to the point that I can't love anymore. I know it. man touches me, sleeps with me and disappears, this will fuck
my brain up to the point that I can't love anymore.
I know it.
I feel it in my bones and I protect it.
So how can I not protect it?
What is a better way for me to filter the men prospects than a man investing money in
What is a better, if a man is willing to put his hard-earned money into me
this shows me this shows me it's proof to me if he's giving me jewelry or whatever you can say
i'm shallow but really i'm protecting my brain i know for a fact i know for a fact if a man spends
a hundred thousand dollars on me he's not going to sleep with me one time and leave i know it for
a fact yeah but what if but but it does but it also doesn't mean that you're the only one that he's
doing that with if he can afford to do it right yeah so so so that's that's the other problem was
like well just because a man is buying you you know willing to buy you an apartment doesn't
necessarily mean he's a good man or a good person right that's why using that
as your filter is is is wrong because a guy a guy a guy who owns a private jet and has you know
multi-million dollars and can afford to do that if all of the work that he has to put into pulling
a good mate is is making sure that her apartment
is paid for and her bills are paid well then he could have one of those in each town that he goes
to well then if you're happy with that if you're happy with those kind of results then yeah by all
means then i need to start asking what is your income and what percentage of your income are
you putting into me and then what do we put it at 20 okay you put 20 of your income are you putting into me? And then what do we put it at?
20%. Okay. You put 20% of your income into me. I feel, is that pretty safe? That's safe. 15%.
How much of a man's wealth should he put into me before I'm safe? I mean, I hear what you're
saying. I mean, how many many babies i think he has 11 baby
mamas and he's like giving them like a million dollars i mean i mean i guess kind of what do
you mean you hear what i'm saying what do you mean that's if that's your north star okay that is those
are the results that you're going to get that's why it's transactional that is why that is why
fucking you know there are women out there who make really good livings just dating men and letting them pay their bills.
And they're not like straight up whores.
Like I've met women in my life.
I'm, you know, I'm in my forties.
I've talked to women.
I know women who have, you know, dated two or three men.
They'll have two or three men that they're dating.
They might not be fucking them all or they're not sleeping around with a lot of different people but those men
are fucking taking them out on vacations everywhere they're paying their bills paying for all their
shit and you know it's just they don't live happy fulfilling lives and the men that they're hanging
out with they might be fun or cool or
whatever but they're not like good people they're not good solid people they're just people who have
fucking money or have have shit and if you're good with that if that makes you happy
what part of this conversation makes you think that what i'm concerned about above all is how much they have
obviously it's not you just said how much of how much of a man's uh income should i get 15
percentage i mean come on what i'm saying is my number one priority is since i was young i wanted
to be a mother and i did find love quite young real love I had at one time and I know how rare it is
mutual real true love I would still be married to this man if he were still alive I was engaged to
him whatever but since then my priority has been okay he's not here to protect me anymore and now
I need to protect myself how the fuck do I do that?
Every man I meet, not every man.
I'm not saying every man wants to fuck me, whatever.
But most men, if they're talking to you, they want to fuck you.
Hashtag not always, hashtag not all, as Hitchflap says.
It's not always the case.
I'm not saying all men are monsters.
But the reality is, if you're a woman alone there's
this sort of idea that life is on easy mode for women it's just not true what's way more common
is there's men out to use you and i'm surrounded by them constantly you are in a position to
fucking like manipulate men because of your looks in your vagina way more than men are in a position to manipulate you stop playing
you just said there's a concert of men constantly yes sure and if i if they'll be willing to do
lots of different things to make that happen yes and if i were a demon from hell who just wanted
to manipulate men i'd be very very happy But what I'm expressing is concern and confusion of
like, how do I navigate this? I genuinely don't know. When I talk about money, many men putting
money into me, my concern is not money. Because as you say, yes, there's many men who will throw
money at me. My concern is how do I filter out the bad and find the good? How do you do that?
my concern is how do I filter out the bad and find the good? How do you do that?
I think it's reasonable. I think maybe I don't have it all figured out, but I compare my
methodology to the women that get slept with one time. You're setting your bar. That's a false
equivalency, right? Like I, I, whenever I'm like trying to choose a mate, I don't go look at the
very worst case scenario in order
to compare my standards to right that's that's part of your problem you're
looking at the worst type of mindset and horish horish right as what it is
it's horish horish behavior and saying hey look I'm not doing that. I'm doing this.
Even though I know at a high level,
it's not really a fulfilling or meaningful or virtuous
or even like a great value idea,
it does filter out like the extremely low quality ones
who are just wanting to, you know,
fuck me and nutting me for a day and then bounce.
Okay. But if that's how you're setting your standards, I think that's probably, you know,
that dynamic, that fucking paradigm is part of your problem. You should not be looking at the
worst dregs of, of women behavior around you and be like, Hey, uh, I'm not sitting here having sex with a guy who is then playing video games
and then kicking me out the next day and never, never talking to me again.
And so therefore, because I am filtering them out through money,
uh, that makes my method, the best method. That's,
I did not say I'm just not the best method. I not say it's a poor scientific mindset i'm just not the best method
i'm saying it's not even close to the better it's a step in a better direction than what you're
saying where you're like oh just fix your values what i'm saying is if a man is money the only
filter that's the point no no absolutely not with women. So what are the other filters?
Because that was the one that you asked.
Hold on.
Just real quick.
You need to surround yourself with women who are happy,
that have found healthy relationships.
Stop hanging out with so many whores.
That's the problem.
Yeah, you've got to hang out with women that have successful relationships
and ask them and figure out how they did it.
How do they figure it out? Listen, women who are in successful relationships and ask them and figure out how they how they did it like how do they figure it out listen women who are in successful relationships don't like to hang out with single
women because they think they're horrors when i think about how i met my fiance and that truly
was love and a rare kind of love that was complete accident truth be told complete accident he was
captain of his debate team of his school i was captain of his debate team of his school. I was captain of my debate team of my school.
There was no way I could have like found him any other way than just like fate or destiny.
And when I speak to married women, usually it's like the same thing.
They just ran into some, it wasn't, they were looking for some guy.
So what, what, what is the alternative for me?
If, if it truly comes down to like, love will find you,
then do you just have to say, damn, it hasn't found me and I'm dying alone?
No, you got to put yourself in situations where you can actually meet someone in person. This is
why I think the internet has ruined people's ability to find relationships because you don't
know until you're around them there's a chemistry
there's a there's a feeling you don't just get that from the internet if someone can lie to you
so like you're not if you're you're not in a relationship if you're pen pals like that's just
that's the anti-commy saying but it's um it's true though you you you're not going to find who you
want online it's very rare that I've seen someone be successful online.
So where should I go, Sally, the library?
I sit in the library and cry to myself as the days pass by. Like what?
Well, you'd have to see, well, what are your common interests? Like the things that you like to do, you put yourself in places of somewhere.
I like going into gooning places and I like reading some Socrates to the gooners.
That's what I like doing.
Zintadi, this guy put a meme up.
This guy put a meme up.
He looks like you.
He said,
Climbose said,
this is the standard that I am hearing.
It's a meme. I'm broke right now.
I can't go out tonight.
She looks down at her vagina. Wait a minute. I have a vagina.
Yes, I can.
Why does it look like you, Tati?
It's such a misrepresentation of me.
Like, obviously.
That's so freaking funny, though.
It is funny.
It does look like you, too.
That's even funnier.
I wish I looked like that.
Wait, let me see.
We've always been the funniest memers on this platform.
Just saying.
Yeah, I got a little tummy since COVID.
I'm trying to get rid of.
Start walking every single day and it will gradually come off.
I'm going to start.
Start tomorrow.
I'll go walking for 20 minutes tomorrow and you can come walking 20 minutes tomorrow.
I'm actually doing that tomorrow.
I'm going to walk around,
but we're going to get ice cream, Sally.
No, ice cream.
The 20 minutes you're going to walk to get ice cream it's like the 20 minutes you're gonna walk to get ice cream you're gonna have to
walk another hour to burn off your ice cream so an hour and 20 minutes we'll be walking in
yeah we'll we'll be walking for over an hour talking about strolling i'm talking about
walking right strolling is just like kind of like walking at a slow pace walking is walking at a slow pace. Walking is walking at a fast pace.
All right, I'll start walking.
Listen, Diligent, I'm drunk.
I'm really not, though.
I know when I talk about this stuff, I'm down to, like, buttheads. You can't be masculine.
But they, did I try? I did. I didn't mean that. talk about this stuff i'm down to like buttheads you can't be masculine but they bit through bit
there did i i did i didn't mean that what i meant what did what did i mean i'm nobody's judging you
i'm not judging you lots of other people are but i'm not that i can do guy things like i can wire
your house i can you kind of have some square shoulders install my wall mount. Yes, I could definitely.
I don't.
And I know that maybe I would come across as annoying to a certain kind of woman.
But like the way I see it is like, dude, I've tried.
I just fucking can't.
Like leave it to the men is sort of my philosophy.
It's not a bad thing.
Men want girls.
Like you, that's what they want.
They want to fix things.
I just was always afraid to not have things fixed.
I didn't have money.
So I learned how to fix things myself.
So it's not like, you know, I'm proud that I can do those things, but I can actually be girly.
Like I like to be girly.
I do wish I had more of the, I wish I could do the whole business deal thing better.
And just make money.
And then also be a woman.
I've made good money in stocks.
I'm pretty good at stocks and trading.
Auntie Kami, you had your hand up earlier, but I'm
a really bad host. I'm a shitty host.
Sorry.
She's probably
her DMs.
I forgot what I was going to say.
It happens frequently.
You put your hand up,
but they're talking about Elon and Ashley
and that transaction.
I never talked about that.
I don't need another shadow ban.
Jeez, now I forgot, so too bad.
It was diligent and I were butting heads and you had your hand up.
I'm not butting heads.
You're getting angry because I'm crying out.
If a guy has a lot of money, I kind of, I get both your points, honestly.
If a guy has a lot of money, it depends how much money you're talking about who's spending on you,
because it could be like $5 to him.
And I think another good test is tell a guy you're at the hospital and you have a problem
and see if he comes for you.
Because if a guy's not there for you when you're sick and he's just going to send you some money,
you don't really want to be with that guy.
I think that's a good test.
I would lie.
I would say like I had an emergency.
I'm at the hospital.
Something bad really happened.
And if he's not there.
You should even you should even crank it up a notch and be like, hey, you know, I was going over to my friend's house and I shit my pants.
And I can't drive back to you.
Don't tell him that.
Can you come get me?
See me?
That's a good test.
No, that's how you get ghosted.
No, I...
If a girl calls me and says I shit my pants, I'm never talking to her.
I actually do that.
I do that to make men leave me alone.
And it never works.
Accidents happen.
I always tell men when I don't like them,
I'll be like, God, I have my incontinentia problem again.
I keep shitting myself.
They don't leave you alone.
It doesn't work.
They like become...
That's the filter.
They start liking poop or whatever
yeah but then you know if they're overly
obsessed about it there's like an
are you okay thing to the point of obsessed
that you know you're the obsessed dude
that's a self-fulfilling prophecy
though right where that's an insecure
thing where they're like are you okay are you okay
are you okay okay
are you okay
what if you call him and ask you to pick you up some Depends,
and then he shows up and says, we don't need him?
Then what are you doing?
She says, I was testing you to see, like, if you were really into me.
No, you pretend that you shit your pants,
No, you pretend that you shit your pants because then he's not going to like you because you're a liar, Sally.
because then he's not going to like you, because you're a liar, Sally.
But I kind of, I think that you should never sleep with anyone.
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Honestly, I wouldn't sleep with any dude.
I think you're right on the money with that, Zantani.
Because, and when you do, like my friends that have been like your friends, I don't have money.
But the more guys that use people, the more you feel like shit about yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
And then it just makes your self-esteem low.
And then you don't expect anything.
So I kind of, I get your point.
I just don't think money's the end all.
Like there could be a guy that makes 200 grand that spends more money
on you than a guy and it's more meaningful because he doesn't have as much money than a guy that's
like has a hundred million bucks and a thousand bucks is like two cents for him so you know what
i'm saying it's not the end all but i do i get your point too you want to like i understand where
you're coming from nothing wrong with standards
you know i always forget that your your fiancee died and i always i always forget that when we
have these conversations yeah he didn't have any money either but i also think like if he were still
alive or like i could talk to him and i could be like, yeah, since you died, I've had the standard of money. I think he'd agree. I think he'd be like, that's good for you. Yeah. Cause you look really
young. So what I tell my daughter is like for what I want for my daughter. Cause, um,
I have a lot of friends with, you know, they always want to set my daughter up with their
son and their son. Most of my friends have a lot of money, but some of their kids are losers.
I rather have my daughter with someone she can build a life with that's hardworking and a classy person than someone with a lot of money that's like a loser and is not going to be there for her.
I mean it's better to build your life with someone
If you're young
And you can make it together
And then have a lot of money
Than someone that already has a lot of money
Because usually they're cheap anyway
I'm telling you
And they've been fucked over before
So they're very cheap
I think I'm looking for like a recently widowed
I don't want to build a life.
Find the perfect man and then kill his wife.
I already had like a...
Yes!
Finally getting to the grease.
Let's get real in here.
You know, he's got dark humor.
You just have to understand it.
Someone needs to find my man.
And then we find the woman, get her out of here, Someone needs to find my man.
And then we find the woman, get her out of here.
And then we support the man.
We're like, oh my god, that's so sad.
She died in a car accident out in the middle of nowhere.
That's crazy.
Now I'm starting to get creeped out.
Find out where she gets her nails done.
Befriend her.
Invite her to your new apartment in New York.
All of a sudden, whoa, she had too much to drink and she slipped and fell off the balcony.
Crazy.
Wait, but then how do I go in on the man if she slipped off of my balcony?
You have it in because she died at your place so you can keep visiting him.
Like, his room makes you okay.
I feel responsible.
Oh, my goodness.
Then you make it about you.
You start crying.
You play on all his fucked up emotions oh my god that julian's really good at this you should take julian's advice um i think if you live in new york that's your first problem i think the um
male to female ratio is like a hundred women per one guy oh it's awesome in new york no it's
awesome in new york it's great i also think like anti-commy i think the women here are retarded i think most women are retarded
i i hear about this but i think like women ruin it for themselves like when i think about the
competition or like the league of man that i interact with it's like i should not be in this
league of man the only explanation is women are
stupid so I don't think it's that bad in New York just I don't know maybe I'm wrong but I mean I
don't think New York the state's bad like you should go to like Long Island or something though
I just think the guys that live in the city they're like dating so many girls at once and
it's just it's gross you can't form a real connection. They're like dating so many girls at once. And it's just, it's gross.
You can't form a real connection when you're talking to so many different people. And I have
a lot of girlfriends that live in New York and I don't know, I just found that it's, it's really
hard to find someone there because they're dating so many people at once, you know? So maybe I'm
wrong, but I would go to long island no it's the
dating app and the hookup culture lifestyle it really does like burn yourself yeah it is it is
internet social media has just completely fucking destroyed destroyed uh you know our culture and
just too many options like there's a there's a there's an evolutionary precedent that should
have been maintained which is when you are dating within a smaller community you can have you your
standards can be higher right your selection process isn't you don't have as many options
but when you have you've opened it up with dating apps and and social media you you know't have as many options but when you have you've opened it up with dating apps and
social media you you know you have an infinite amount of selections and so therefore the
connections that you make or the relationships that you court or build don't have as much value
because there is more of them this is basic economics right there's a higher supply of potential mates
and therefore you don't need to hang on to them as much that's that's the problem
yeah i yeah the grass is always the grass is always greener and there's an infinite amount
of grass i i i agree with that too and i also don't want to burn myself out on that too where like i don't
know if you guys are aware but i recently went through this drama with a private jet guy it
wasn't a drama it was just a really bad first date i've been telling my girlfriends i'm like
i need a minute you've been telling us about this in spaces for like a week. Yes, I need a minute. It was big for me.
Like, yeah, I went on one date and it was really bad.
And I need a minute before I go back into the dating whatever.
But again, I think I shouldn't be shamed for this.
I think I should be allowed to make this a big deal.
I don't want to be on date to date to date to date to date. A bad date, bad date. I don't want to be on date to date to date to date to date,
a bad date,
bad date.
I don't want to be like that.
I want to be allowed to mourn the shitty private jet date for,
I don't know,
a month and I'll get back in.
I don't know.
Was the date on the jet?
He wanted it to be,
but I told him let's walk on opposite sides of the
street first which i thought was funny and then we did that and then he came to the same side of
the street and we walked around and then he left me in the middle of manhattan had a nervous
breakdown left me in the middle of the night in the middle of manhattan so he had a nervous
breakdown yes he i need it He was a beta cut.
We have to listen to this story again
for like the 20th time.
You dodged a bullet.
I'm just going to say that.
I made a bitchy comment. He had a nervous breakdown.
I'm sorry I'm a bitch.
Whatever.
And left me, yeah.
He wanted a BJ on the PJ and realized you weren't worth it.
Yeah, probably.
I don't know.
I blocked his phone number.
I have this feminine intuition.
He's going to text again.
And I just blocked everything.
He wanted to get a private jet.
Why would you go on a first date on a private jet?
I mean, if you know anything about Epstein, I mean, he could have taken you to some weird cycle.
When she told us the story, we were, like, right in the heart of the Epstein.
Like, it was, like, peak Epstein.
I come in here to blow off some steam in one of these late-night spaces.
And Zintani's like, I'm getting on a random stranger's plane.
And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I was never.
Like, when my daughter went to Mexico and she never gave me her details, and then she didn't call me for a night, like, I was, like when my daughter went to mexico and she never gave me her details
and then she didn't call me for a night like i was like panicked and she did it despite me because
she's a she's just like that and i told her do not go off the resort with any men oh i met this
really nice guy he's gonna take me off the resort for my birthday i'm like dude take a picture of
his license but long story short don't go with men in strange places. I had, I had
Jeff Epstein's brother,
or, yeah, Jeff Epstein's brother
texting me all, all
night when I was hosting the space earlier,
like,
kind of like, at first
he was like, I was like, I don't know, the guy
on my stage was like saying something about cloning
and shit, and I could tell,
um, he's like, he's like, this guy doesn't, a guy introduced me to him, and the and I could tell he's like he's like this guy
doesn't a guy introduced me to him and the guy who introduced me to him he's like I'm talking to him
right now while we're hosting the space and he keeps saying stuff about you know what we're
talking about and the dudes that I was talking to you start bringing up cloning and he's like he
doesn't like the cloning I'm like yeah because, because it's fucking it's conspiracy bullshit. So,
he started messaging me.
Check the drops, bro.
Check the drops, the Q drops.
Oh my god. And fucking yeah, yeah, don't even.
But just, I never
imagined that I'd be hosting a space
with AI and having Jeffrey Epstein's
brother bitching at me about how I'm prompting AI because that's what it was and I think he was a
little drunk because the fucking the words were slurry and then I gave him my number like after
he fucking started messaging me and when I was texting him I looked it up it is his Phone number which it's crazy That he has it listed for his
Anyways
Yeah I don't know bro it was just weird
I don't know if I touch his brother
Though I'm kind of like because I've seen him
Interviewed with many people
He's really low key he's really
Fucking low key like he doesn't have a like
Social media presence or anything
Like that
No I'm just talking
about the interviews though no i know who he is it's just it kind of seems like he was spitting
a story and that could just be i think he's tds a little bit is what vibe i got from his interviews
but he wasn't doing that tonight he thinks that this he he's 100 100 on board with his it being
a murder and it's a cover-up that's that is his deal that's
oh because i thought before i've seen him in interviews where he said it was suicide that's
very interesting no he've 100 150 he actually pointed out like we were trying to get the uh
you know break down the story he pointed out that the the the type of fracture that occurred in his brother's neck
um is so fucking rare in a suicide like there's just three three points where you're yeah he
didn't break his hyoid bone but it wasn't but it wasn't just a hyoid it was these it was uh the
left the right and the middle and so those three fractures together, there's less than a 2% chance that they can happen if you hang yourself.
Less than 2%.
And that's a peer-reviewed study.
So he brought that up.
And he sent that to me in a text when I was, like, prompting Grok.
And he's like, yeah, this is.
He's like, he was, like, screaming at me all caps.
He's like, he's like, ask, this is... He was screaming at me, all caps. He's like, ask about the fucking bones!
And I was like, dude.
I was like, chill a little bit.
I was like, the AI's slow.
I'm running a space.
When's your interview with him?
I texted him.
I asked him to do one Thursday.
He hasn't responded yet, but I think it's going to be this week.
What?
Oh my god, I want to listen to that.
Didn't
he hire his own
medical examiner or something?
Two of them?
Yes, he's in tiny. Epstein was really rich.
Look at him.
He's not as rich.
I think he was like...
So this guy is a little bit different. I did a lot of homework
on him. The only thing that I could see that was like a little bit sus but that wake when you think about it in the broader context
it's not too sus is that he had a property that one of the
Modeling agencies like lease from but this guy is a real estate mogul
He's just not like an Epstein level real estate mogul. I would say he's probably like 10 million or something, you know, like.
Oh, so he was an honest person instead of like getting funded by the CIA.
Perfect.
Yes.
He's too poor.
Well, I don't know how he got his initial wealth.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know.
I'm just like, listen, when I heard the, when I looked him up on like, I looked him up, the media was portraying
him as somebody who was trying to implicate Trump, but that might have just because of the media,
how, how the media was framing what he was saying, because when I talked to him today,
he didn't say anything about Trump. Um, they him questions and so I know that a lot of
times how you frame questions and how you frame answers when you have somebody you're talking to
can cast like a certain slant and so I think it's gonna be really interesting to focus on
and he has different information like I was like dude do you have the c-pack machine because there was a breathing machine in epstein's cell when he died uh that
way works better as a murder uh a murder weapon than the cheat does and we had even tonight we
had a fucking a 20 year old veteran er doctor come up and he's like yeah dude anybody in the
medical industry knows that this is not a fucking suicide he up and he's like yeah dude anybody in the medical industry
knows that this is not a fucking suicide he's like he's like you're being way conservative
with your 75 percent chance of it being a murder he's like i would say it's like 98 i was like yeah
but um i don't know man just it was really weird to get connected with him and have him
fucking exchanging uh during a space of all things he
wasn't on x he had to make an account to listen to the space but he did what's interesting to me
and i know you have i don't know if you've covered this yet yet so your spaces is that
he was beaten up by a cop three weeks prior and so i've always thought that during that transaction
they could have taken a
lot of photos because we only saw what was released to the public right he was he was he was beaten he
so the prevailing theory is that the the after he was dead the ig at the at the at the prison
said that he was suicidal he had tried committing suicide and that's how he gotten
bruised up well that same day that taglione guy the big fucking dude who was in there for a quadruple
murder and drug deal a former police officer also was around him that very same time and so the prevailing theory is is that the fucking
the quad the quadruple murderer roughed him up and and Epstein didn't want to snitch on him
fucking get you know get fucked up worse or killed so he just didn't say anything and when it came
time to explain it after he is fucking dead they just said that he
was suicidal and then took him off but there's no indication he was ever suicidal ever that he
tried killing himself there's no official report of that it was not in any of the medical reports
it wasn't on it was just that one person who worked for the prison that said that after he died
nobody said it before that none of his lawyers said it he talked to his
attorneys he talked to his girlfriend the day before he died or the day yeah the night before
he died and he never said that to anybody so but this is my prevailing theory so let me finish real
quick is that rough up happened and i think they knew that it happened by him and i think they
used that to take photos right because you gotta you gotta put it into evidence you know they go to the infernary and so after his supposed suicide i think they slipped
some of those photos in to make it look different i don't i i don't can't prove it can't but it's
just a speculation that that taglione guy was just happened to be three weeks before they didn't ever
move him he's on the same cell block um and I either murder for hire or, you know what I'm saying.
You know how this goes.
No, I don't know how it goes.
Can you elaborate on the murder for hire?
Can you elaborate on the murder for hire thing, Sally?
What has your experience been like?
Well, I don't, I love endangered flowers.
I love to plant endangered flowers out in my yard.
They're my favorite.
Are they, are tulips, is They're my favorite. Are tulips?
Is that what you plant?
Tulips are not endangered.
Nope.
If they're endangered flowers, you cannot dig up the ground.
So you got to be very specific.
No, I don't know anything about murder-suicide.
I just have, like, yeah.
I'm a woman.
We watch so many, like, true crime stuff.
Just saying.
If you think Epstein killed himself, you're retarded.
Stop playing.
Go download Candy Crush and spend your time that way.
I love Candy Crush.
I'm just saying.
Don't involve yourself in these conversations if that's your belief.
You are a crazy person.
I'm going to have to go through some of my interviews with Nick Brand. Pick out some names, because they might be some of the names that you're talking about right now, and see what information he gave me on them.
Because, you know, when you're running a space, you forget a lot of information because you're navigating and bringing people up, up and down, and trying to navigate an interview.
And so I need to go back and re-listen to that, because he gave out some really good information.
Yeah, yeah yeah definitely what i mean more is like if you believe the official story whether it's like jfk or the las vegas shooting or jeffrey epstein at this point if you believe
the official story please stop participating i just am still amazed that people like like
and i know that half of the world is still,
doesn't use their brain because they're taught not to like think critically.
But once you know, and you know, they do these things, you know, they, they lie about everything
and everything is positioned.
That's the, that's the trap though.
Right.
Is like, you have to, if you're thinking critically, then you're not, you're, you're, that's not
thinking critically, then you're not, you're, that's not thinking critically.
Like if they lie about this, well, then that means everything, everything else in the world is also a lie.
That's a, that's a fallacious way of thinking.
Yeah, but you cut me off before I finished saying what I was going to say.
That's where you have to parse out the facts, right?
Because there's always some truths in there.
You have to cross-reference them to see what is true and what is a lie.
And that's where you just have to navigate off of what you can see, what's out there, what you can prove.
And then you can make – I think speculation is good because it can bring you down some good rabbit holes.
But you can't get lost in the rabbit holes.
You've got to come back up for air and keep picking up threads.
Is it Bonnieani sleeping?
No, she came off my
face at herself. She's in the bath. She probably fell asleep
and drowned. I was gonna
ask Hitchslap.
You have said maybe
five words in the Hitchtani
episode two.
Do you not realize we're building
a brand here? You gotta know
when to hold them and when to fold them, Zintani.
Hitchlab, do you have nothing to say about all the topics we've covered?
He couldn't get him working with the dumbass.
I have a lot to say on every topic ever invented.
What is your opinion on environmentalism?
I think the environment is important to take care of,
but I think people can take it too far.
As with anything, everything can be taken too far.
Shout out Jordan Peterson.
You sound tired.
Well, it's the afternoon here.
I'm just finishing up.
So, yeah, I've had a long day.
Finishing up what? Finishing. I'm just finishing up. So, yeah, I've had a long day. Finishing up what?
Finishing.
Goonie.
Well, all that talk about Goonie.
No, absolutely.
Disavow, disavow.
And I'm finishing up some work, Zintani.
I just feel like you're not taking this seriously.
Like, Hitchtani is a joint venture.
I feel like I'm sort of running the ship.
Zintani, if I'm on a court with Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant,
I will let them, you know, take all the shots.
I'm on a stage with some absolute killers here.
Yeah, but what about Hitchtani being a thing?
What do you think of it?
You know, if you ever fall, I'll be here to catch you,
and that's all I've been doing in this space, my dear.
That's why I love Hitchlap.
I wish God, I wish Hitchlap was a billionaire.
I would chase Hitchlap.
I'd become a man, and I'd put on my suit of armor. I'd chase Hitchlap. I'd become a man and I'd put on my suit
of armor and I'd chase him.
If only he could just be a billionaire.
What if he could be a billionaire with your help?
I can't do that.
Hitchlap, can you just be
a billionaire and marry me?
Let me consult
ChatGPT and get back to you.
Tani's boyfriend is ChatGPT.
We have to compete sometimes.
ChatGPT
is in Tani's number one.
How do you feel about
Hitchtani episode two?
I think it went well.
We were very lucky to get some very good speakers.
And you've got to know when you've got good speakers,
you let the good speakers speak.
Just like if I'm on a court with Jordan,
I'm going to pass the ball to Jordan.
I think it went very well.
We were very lucky.
And it's been an interesting conversation.
I love the Hitchtani.
It's going to be huge.
Say that again.
People are going to say, when's the Hichitani space?
Oh, when is it?
I actually went to the service station yesterday to get some petrol,
and the guy behind the counter said to me,
when is the next space with Hichitani?
I said, probably tomorrow, bro.
And he was like, thank you.
Come again.
He did? Yeah, yeah literally i love that
did you learn how to speak in spaces hitchlap in two hours well i'm glad you asked in two hours
we're having a space for beginners no we're not we're having a subscriber super space so the first
tuesday of every month i'm skipping these spaces for beginners,
and I'm going straight into the subscriber space.
So that way I'm fresh, I'm ready to go.
I've got salami.
So I can get around three to five hours subscriber space.
I'll be doing that the first Tuesday of every month to get myself to subscribers.
Wait, you skipped last week.
So how are you going to make it for last week's beginner space that you missed?
Oh, you didn't hear?
Yeah, obviously not.
We had a party.
You didn't show up?
It was like a makeup fight.
Yeah, you just didn't want to invite me.
So you're just like, Sally comes with this great name,
so you don't steal Diligent's name,
and you don't even invite me to your party?
Rude.
I told Zintani to tell you.
There must be an intersexual female competition.
There must be a reason that she didn't tell you about the uh catch-up party yeah she called me masculine so
i'm pretty sure that that's why i didn't need to do that wow that's not what i meant wow
did you really did you miss her calling me masculine that was the highlight i read this
is a recorded space i
can't wait to go clip that um because you know what never mind i'm not going to talk about other
things i've had i've wait sally i for i do recognize the waist to hip ratio and i am in awe
uh love it i'm not uh intrasexual female competitioning you.
You take the crown.
Is a 34-inch waist small?
You don't have a 34-inch waist, do you?
I'm between 24 and 26, depending.
Oh, 24 and 26.
24 and 26 inches, right?
Yeah, I thought you said 34. No, between 24 and 26. You and 26 inches, right? Yeah, I thought you said 34.
No, between 24 and 26.
You did say 34.
I know, I said 24.
I didn't say 34.
You said 34.
That's big.
You did, yeah.
You said 34.
I don't, yeah.
No, 34.
Yeah, 34 would be my rib cage.
I thought you were calling the joke.
34 would be the rib cage.
Yeah.
Are we talking...
Are we talking about
booties right now? Let's go.
No, we're talking about waist.
Yeah, but you know, what comes next
after the waist?
My mom gave me a small waist.
Good waist to hip ratio.
Well, let's go.
My mother... Your mother what? good waist to hip ratio well let's go my mother
the subscriber
go ahead
I said my mother
blessed me my mother had a super tiny waist
and she had big
upper rack and she had a
bit like she was symmetrical
right symmetrical you have 36
36 and a small waist
I avow she sounds wonderful Symmetrical, right? Symmetrical. You have 36, 36, and a small waist.
I avow she sounds wonderful.
With the utmost respect, of course.
Yeah, my mom gave me that too. Bless her.
Julian, your subscriber space starts in two and a half hours from now, and it will run for approximately three to five hours.
Are you marketing it and doing all the man stuff the right way?
I don't know, but now is the perfect time to tell everyone.
If you want to join any subscriber on your super space,
which goes for between three to five hours,
starts in two and a half hours from now,
you can subscribe to me on the web,
log on to X on any computer,
go to my profile, three bucks a month in subscribe,
and you can join all my subscriber space every tuesday every saturday and the first tuesday of every month there is a subscriber super space which is uh a dedicated subscriber space for around three to five hours you're
going to see how we go i just wish i could takelap's brain and put it in a Mark Zuckerberg or something.
Don't you have subscriptions?
No, you don't.
I do.
Oh, you have to do yours for the web as well then.
Yeah, I got a death threat.
I didn't even know I had subscribers until they were DMing me.
I was like, who are these people?
And then he threatened to kill me if I didn't respond.
I was like, oh, I have subscribers now.
That's a bold move.
Yeah, I blocked him.
So I only have one subscriber now,
and he hasn't DMed me, thank God.
Guess what?
If you block someone,
they still pay for their subscription
unless they stopped their subscription.
I looked it up because I wanted to block someone that was a pedophile.
Oh my God.
I went to one of my subscriber spaces to support him.
And halfway through my sentence, he muted me, didn't let me respond.
And then he said, we're going to David now.
And just moved on.
That was a subscriber space that you went to?
No, that was one of my subscribers he was hosting.
He's a new host.
And I went to support him as a speaker.
And he muted me mid-sentence.
And he said, we're not talking about that here.
Let's go to David.
And didn't even let me finish my sentence.
Yeah. Let's go to David and deliver let me finish my sentence Yeah
I'm curious to the men deal with this from their subscribers. Do you guys get death threats?
I get a lot of fake pictures pictures of men's fate and women's fate
Do you deal with bitches you have to deal with bitches though
May I don't open DMS with people
I don't open DMS with all my subscribers
Do you guys do that?
It did it automatically
Not all
Not all
I only have certain people that subscribe
That are qualified
I let all my subscribers
DM me so if you my subscribers DM me.
So if you want to DM me, subscribe.
I mean, they can all DM me.
Anybody can DM me.
I just don't respond.
Yeah, but do you guys not get...
Do the men who have subscribers,
do your subscribers threaten to kill you if you don't respond?
I get people that threaten to kill me like all the time.
Like not subscribers.
You might as well get five bucks
considering people are threatening to kill him for free.
Would one of them be cutting him?
Wait, should I be grateful for this?
That he gave me three dollars
to threaten to kill me?
Should I like...
Like I would not have responded to that person.
I would have muted his DMs.
I did block him.
I would have just blocked his DMs and kept his money.
But now it says I only have one subscriber.
You probably just unsubscribed.
That one subscriber is Hitchlap, isn't it?
It is, too.
He won't subscribe to me.
Hitchlap doesn't subscribe to anybody.
I don't have a...
He's a cheap bitch.
Correct.
Because I don't want anyone to know who I really am in real life.
Correct.
I can't believe that people send free feet.
I don't get that.
Ties for free.
Do you charge for your feet, Auntie Cummy?
I actually black out my feet in all my pictures.
And I say no free feet.
I haven't yet. But I wouldn't mind doing it,
to be honest, if times were ever tough.
Like, I don't think that's a big deal.
It's just feet. Who cares?
I have a friend that has a foot fetish,
so every once in a while I'll intentionally slip a foot in there
just to make him laugh.
It's probably the outrageous body part
for a woman to expose.
It really is.
I knew a girl who used to
buy women's socks and pay
her little brother to wear them around to get them all sweaty.
And then she would buy
six pairs for whatever, $22.
And then she would sell each
pair for $20 as if she
wore them. And she never showed a picture of her face
She only ever showed pictures of her feet and then sent them the socks with her little brother's sweat smell and she was making
I don't know why women don't do this. Yeah, there's no shame in it
I don't if guys are gonna pay you for that take their fucking
Yeah, I once responded to one of the feet dms just to haggle with them to see
what the going rate of my feet was and i did haggle up to six thousand because i did it per
toe and i don't know if that's how you're supposed to do it but i was like how many toes do you want
i was like all 10 and then we got it down to six hundred600 per toe but if I brought it up to $650
he's like no go. So $6,000
for two feet
with all toes. Did you get $6,000?
No. I just wanted to know
how much it was worth so that now
I know
I can sell these feet for $6,000.
You should have
taken his money and went to Google and searched
like 25 year old woman's feet.
You know what's funny is like there are my feet pics are online.
I didn't I wasn't aware they're such a high commodity, but they are lurking in the dark recesses.
You know what they're doing?
I probably shouldn't say that.
You know what they're doing to your feet pics, right?
I don't want to know, Sally, in case I ever need to.
They're going to one of those boating rooms and they're putting your...
Gurning, gurning.
Did you know that the reason that foot fetishes are so common, I believe they're the most common
fetish, is because the part of the brain that processes feet is directly adjacent to sexual
arousal in your brain. And there's a lot of overlap in many
areas of the brain. I would be very surprised if that's
true. It is true.
Go look it up, Hitchlap. I don't know if it's
like a common thing, though, Zantani.
The part of the brain, it is
foot fetishes are very common.
They're not common.
They're not common. They are.
No, they're just loud.
They're a very common fetish. It's such a taboo thing that it just not common. They are. No, no, they're just loud. They're a very common fetish. No, it's such a taboo thing that it just seems common.
I remember asking my professor about this, so.
Did you show him your foot pictures too? I remember asking is I asked my professor is it the adjacency to sexual arousal
the reason why foot fetishes are so common and I believe from that conversation that
we did address like is it a common fetish and that it is a very it is it is if not the most common fetish, one of the most common fetishes is feet.
We are amongst many foot fetishes in here.
They're just quiet about it.
It's true that it's one of the more common ones, and I don't mean to, you know, people can do their own research,
but the idea that it's, you know, full fetishes because the part of the brain
that controls the freak is adjacent to the part of the...
This is false.
That's the part that was fucking me up, that part.
Yeah, because I did go to college
and go into neuroscience or anything like that.
Let me ask Chachiwiti.
I could be misremembering,
but let me ask Chachiwiti.
This was a side conversation.
I would often go to my professor and talk about stuff.
Maybe I'm misremembering.
I'll ask ChachiBT.
In a weird, like psychological evolutionary way,
it stands to reason that if a man's desire was to protect you from the environment,
he would want to protect your feet because your feet are how you get around in the environment.
But I don't believe for a second
that more guys are into feet than
say boobs or butt
Hitchstop is incorrect
they are adjacent and this was
a conversation I had with my professor
but that's not the cause
Hitchstop
when
Sefi talked about this
you and I have issues because you love statistics
and I love brains.
I love facts.
No, I love facts.
You love looking at people
who try to assess facts.
And I look at how can we assess facts
without looking at all the stupid numbers.
That's what I love.
They are adjacent.
What is adjacent?
Can you just read it to us,
Zatani, instead of trying to
whatever you're doing?
The areas
of the brain responsible
for processing sensory information
from the feet are located
next to the areas related to genitalia
in the somatosensory cortex.
Where is feeding malve there?
Okay, I'll reread it.
The areas of the brain responsible for processing sensory information from the feet
are located next to the areas related to genitalia in the somatosensory cortex.
That's the person whose feet are being worshipped, not the person who is worshipping feet.
There's many instances in the brain.
Sefi used this term that was so good, and I forgot the term, but when I talk about these things, I'm talking about it is highly likely
that x plus y equals z because of x and y. But you're talking about your own, you only care about
z. And what I'm saying is I can assess what Z is before even looking at Z.
I don't care about the statistics. I care about like,
how can we look at what is most probable to result in whatever the fuck
before even needing to run the study?
You can assess a lot of information that way.
Yes.
It's not,
it's not as you like looking at graphs.
You're a man.
You like the numbers.
I like making deals. You like the graphs.
I like making deals.
You like making deals.
Yeah.
You like making deals.
You like looking at graphs and numbers.
I love going outside with my friends.
I'm walking my dog.
You love going outside.
You guys are starting to go into the area of watching Buttermilk naked face down in a blizzard.
Right?
You're getting there.
What?
I don't know what that means.
Zintani, what you're saying is that Zintani, what you're saying is that
on a person, the sensory information
from the feet in the brain
is next to the genitals.
But what Hitch is saying is that the person
who is looking at and touching the feet,
the parts that respond in the brain are
not next to the genitals.
At least that's how I tell them.
It makes sense that foot fetishes are as prominent as they are because of these adjacent areas
in the brain.
It makes sense.
Well, what I would, you know, this is what I'm going to do.
Yesterday, I used my EQ, my emotional intelligence, and i completely changed my mind uh you know despite
the facts and i agree with zintani so i learned a good lesson yesterday i'm going to use my
emotional intelligence here intelligence here and say zintani is correct hitchtani episode two
uh i agree with everything zintani says i support her you are learning support you are learning
hitchlap if you want to have an argument, keep going with Zintani.
Just keep opposing her.
As soon as you say, okay, I do agree with you.
Can we please move on to the next topic?
And guess what?
It usually works.
I fully support Zintani's Zintani right again.
Here's something Hitchlap will like.
Foot fetishes are amongst the most common fetishes.
Correct.
And this is on the graphs. It's on the stats.
Without even checking ChatJPT, the reason I have a slight objection to reasons, if people want to look into it.
First of all, most things involve multiple
parts of the brain. Intelligence is one of them, the parietal frontal integration
theory. And it's going to be the same with arousal, sensory perception, all that stuff
is happening in multiple parts. It's not in one particular part. So there's going to be a good
chance. A lot of stuff is adjacent to a lot of other stuff. The other candle would be pantyhose, right? What you just said probably applies to pantyhose,
but what explains pantyhose fetish? There were no pantyhose even, whatever, 300 years ago,
but you'd have to assume the wiring for fetishes has been there for well over 300 years.
So it's, you know, they worked this out with heritability.
Is that why they invented pantyhose?
So that women would cut up their feet
so there'd be less fat fetishes
than women wore shoes?
Is it still hoardability
or is it heritability here?
Heritability, heritability.
No, I think we've gone into hoardability
because I think that that's more exciting of a topic yeah right blanchard has a no guarantee you foot fetishes have been around
since humans have been alive like the when you look at like ghost limbs for example this is where
like a brain adjacency takes like a grand stage and you realize like oh without a doubt this is a
real thing that happens we know with the brain your brain is very good at utilizing what it has
a great example of this is actually like your blind spot like everyone has when you look everyone
open your eyes and look away from the phone and look around you. You cannot see the blind spot, but everyone in here probably knows or is aware of that there is like parts of your vision.
You can't see.
Also, you have two separate eyeballs.
So how are you seeing one image?
Your brain is so good at cutting out what is not necessary.
And a result of that is like in adjacencies.
If you have a part of your brain you're not using, your brain will automatically use that space for something else.
You also see this in like autism, actually.
But I don't want to go too far.
I'm drunk.
I'm still drunk.
What am I saying?
It makes sense.
It makes sense.
I don't need to look at stats. i don't need to look at stats i don't need to look at graphs guarantee you uh foot fetishes have been i don't have a foot fetish
but i guarantee you many fuckers in here have them and to appease them to appease those people
it's way more common than anyone is admitting i I don't have it. I think feet are
gross. They touch the floor and they're icky and they look weird. I don't like them. I don't like
looking at them. Feet are gross, but it makes sense because let's say like 3,000, 4,000, 5,000
years ago, you were courting a woman to have a baby.
If you were courting a woman with nice, delicate feet,
you would think that she's living easy.
If you were quoting a woman with real fucked up feet,
she's working really hard to survive.
No, that's not what I'm saying at all.
What I'm saying is the part of your brain that makes you aroused
is right next to the part of the brain that processes your own teeth.
Yeah, nobody's buying that, Zintani.
Okay, but that's why it is so common.
Hold on.
Hold on, Zintani.
I'm speaking from someone that I know that has a foot fetish, and this is what he says.
A woman who takes care of her feet, right?
Paints her toes, gets pedicures, makes sure they're lotioned up.
He assumes that she's going to take care of her feet.
She's going to be taking care of her hoo-ha she's gonna be nice and groomed she's gonna take care
of all of her nether regions and it's a sign that she's clean so to him that's a very attractive
part of the body that's a cherry-picking fallacy for a neurological fuck-up like don't be mistaken
having a foot fetish is a neurological fuck-up, but to appease the foot fetishists out there, every single person in here has neurological fuck-ups.
Every single person in here has weird brain what-the-fuck-ever.
They can look for reasons for why they feel this way, but they were turned on by feet when they first started being turned on and then looked
for reasons why after. I want to point one thing out. If you type in what is the cause of foot
fetishes, the entire thing is correct. It will say overlap between the sensory cortex, etc.
But if you ask it, what is the cause of pantyhoe fetish, it says the same thing.
What is the cause of other paraphilias? It says the same thing. What is the cause of other paraphilias?
It says the same thing.
So what it's saying is all fetishes are implicated in your crossover
sensory perception.
So it's not specific to feet.
That's what I was trying to illustrate.
This is a very broad spectrum.
We don't fucking know.
So we're just going to say it's part of the.
I'm saying goodnight.
Goodnight.
I love you guys.
Goodnight.
Yeah. Follow Sally notifications on. I love you guys. Goodnight. Yeah.
Follow Sally notifications on.
Anything you have a kink,
any thought you ever have
repeating throughout your life,
anything you like
is something neurological.
Everything is in the brain.
Yeah.
Zintani,
what do you think about the idea
that people,
when they're coming of age,
we'll say,
to keep it PG,
certain things happen in their life
where they're like imprinted on and then they have such and such fetish or such and such
ideal man or woman it could be there's always that nature versus nurture I'm more on the side
of hitch but not as much as hitch hitch seems Hitch seems to think that an overwhelming amount of personal
characteristics are genetic. And I also think an overwhelming amount are also genetic.
I think nurture plays a much smaller amount, as in like, let's say you're gay or you're a lesbian or whatever
um i don't think it's the case that that person needs to be molested or whatever
i i've heard these ideas but i don't think it's the case that they need that no no no i mean more
like at the at the let's say like for males at the point where you start finding females attractive
you see a certain type of attractive female and that does it for you.
And then you're into that for the rest of your life.
There's actually studies on this and it hits men more than women.
Is men, yeah, I guess there's nurture studies that men are more influenced by like
their first love long-term than women are.
It seems that I read this this where did i read this in a thousand
wicked thoughts which i wouldn't recommend any woman read it's definitely a book for men that
men will read that book and be like hell yeah but a woman will read it and be like i want to kill
myself um but it does explore the psyche of sexuality of men and women. It discusses this of like men, statistically, it seems to be the case that men early on in life discover what they like and then they like that thing forever.
And women tend to be more malleable.
They sort of, women are sexually aroused by everything all the time, or they're just more fluid throughout their
life. This is probably hormonal. Julian, you can look at identical twins. When one twin has a
fetish, how often does the other twin have the same fetish? And from memory, you can work out
the heritability. The heritability for fetishes is something,
or the concordance between twins, I think is something like 40%. So that means 40% of the time when one twin has a fetish, the other twin has it as well. And so this tells you that,
you know, a lot of what's going on with the fetishes is environmental. It's not like a
genetic. Again, there was no pantyhose 300 years ago, but everybody still had fetishes. So the predilection to have a fetish or to be predisposed to having any fetish is kind
of high, but which fetish you end up with is mostly environmental due to imprinting. This is accurate.
Yeah, that's interesting. It sounds like you are predisposed to like certain things and then
dependent on whether or not you encounter that at the appropriate time, like of maturity,
that might imprint on it. Maybe it happens later in life.
Yeah, I think it's a bit like people that are predisposed to anxiety, like anxiety disorders,
they're going to get one or two or more. Which one they get can depend on the environment.
Some people get agoraphobia.
They don't want to go outside.
Some people are scared of noises or spiders or all kinds of stuff.
But you have the wiring or the genetic predisposition for anxiety.
And then which one you end up with will depend on your environment.
There are some special exceptions.
Hoarding is an exception.
And I think OCD is another one because those show a high genetic contribution,
whereas the other ones, not as much.
Hoarding, I don't know.
Go ahead.
I need to go to bed soon.
Perfect.
Hitch, do you want to close us out?
Yes.
Should we get final words from everyone?
And then we will close us out. Julian, go ahead, brother. Do you want to close this out? Yes. Should we get final words from everyone?
And then we will close this out.
Julian, go ahead, brother.
Do you want to add anything, final words?
I would only add that our level of knowledge into these things is,
I don't know if it's terrifying or freeing.
I'm kind of on the fence.
About fetishes? Well everything with uh the idea of
heritability and genetics and like predisposition to certain
mental conditions i don't know if it's freeing or it's terrifying like are you trapped in this
or do you have a playbook to avoid i don't know it's like like, fuck. Great point. Shout out, Julian. I want to point people, if anyone does want to know,
one of the most famous fetishes is autogynephilia.
This is the sexual arousal for men.
Men get aroused at the thought of themselves as a woman.
So if they think about themselves as a woman, that thought makes them aroused.
This is autogynephia. Michael Bailey
and Ray Blanchard are two of the leaders in this field. If you want to look them up, Michael Bailey
has a book called She Who Would Be Queen, I think. And Ray Blanchard's got loads of interviews,
absolute champions. But not to associate drilling with that because he doesn't have that but uh yeah that's a you know that's probably the most famous paraphilia is uh autogynophilia um let's go let's check in on famous now he may be working i'm not
sure famous are you there do you have any final words uh no just thank you very much for a
fascinating conversation i quite enjoyed this every little bit of it thank you brother follow
famous notifications on he hosts a 24
hour space every wednesday uh it literally goes for 24 hours so go and check him out um let's go
to sally sally do you want to add anything any final words
sally wants to say that she's loved this space this has been the best space she's ever been in
and she can't wait for episode three thank you sally that is very very nice of you to say she's also out
gardening if you want to know about uh you know sally's gardening physique uh go to her timeline
and you'll see some jealous bitches have been giving her trouble shout out sally um let's say
hello to maize now maize we have arrived at the end, but of course, we would be remiss if
we did not say hello to you. How are you, my dear? Hi, guys. Well, I was unpacking boxes,
so I was super excited. I'm like, oh my God, they're going to have, you know, this will be,
make the time go by. But now I want to pick another cat fight with you because you're
leaving me right when I come in.
By the way, how's your beautiful cat doing?
How are your kitties and tiny?
It's good. Yeah, no, I was just anyway, I just I was just here chilling.
How's your new place?
Oh, God, I love the place. I absolutely love the place. I, um, just, I shouldn't say that word,
but I'm gonna, I despise the movers. Okay. I'm so mad at them. Every time I think about
like anything that could have gone wrong. How about, how about this? Everything that could
have gone right easily even was just insane. it's um so it was one of those days
however um I'm here and I'm unpacking boxes and and you know I'm tired but I'm here it's over
thank god a little bit more maybe the removalist had low EQ do you think you know listen
it's just like they were so nice that you didn't realize how bad they were fucking up.
But it was like, bro, like, what?
I mean, anyway, they ended up not unpacking one of the entire trailers.
And they took all of my my recent shit and then brought in all the old shit and they left.
They left with the wrong shit.
I'm still, I'm like, anyway, whatever.
I mean, that's not even half of it, okay?
But it's, anyway, it's just one of those.
It was an interesting irony to a lot of things today.
I'm like, did I do something wrong, God?
I mean, dang, everything was just crazy.
But anyway, I'm going to be laughing at it later, I'm sure.
Did you know moveless is one of the lowest IQ fields?
Movers?
Really?
I thought they had to know how to do the logistics and shit.
No, think about what they do.
They just pick stuff up, they put it in the truck,
and then they take it out of the truck.
Loading the truck is not that easy.
Of course it is.
I don't know i mean i would
say that it's probably not the highest iq job but i do think that there's some sort of method i will
say that there's movers that do it right and there's how you fit things in how to protect them
there's i don't know maybe they're just experts i mean you can train you can literally train an elephant to stack things uh you know in the right order so they take up less space so you know if
an elephant can do it other mammals can do it it's uh no offense to the movers i'm not trying
to attack them but it is just uh anti-commy don't go anywhere we wanted to hear from you
she ran everyone knows that uh tax collectors and movers are working with the devil
Yeah, it could be but that's independent of the right key tax collectors statistically factually
Working with the devil, but do they like fate? That's the important question probably
Correct. I hate feet
Whoa, may is it outing herself as not a foot fetishist i don't like them they're
they're gross i don't know do you guys like them that's they just they make me cringe like i just
i don't want like if somebody wiggles their fucking toes around me i don't know i get like
why are you doing that are you trying to fucking piss me off i mean it's not pissing me off actually it's not
like i get mad but it's almost like i don't know it's so weird i might have a phobia i don't know
what about if someone picks something up with
that's so funny uh mace how do you feel about toe socks, socks that go around each toe?
Oh, I.
And toe shoes.
I don't know. Isn't these shoes where you put the toes into the shoes?
Yeah, but I guess, I mean, that's kind of funny, actually.
So I've seen them, but they've always been kind of the troll kind,
like very animated or some sort of like Christmy or, you know, I've never seen
serious pairs. Why do they have like, or pairs? I just said pairs. I've never seen a serious pair.
Apparently, yeah, they sell like toe socks where the toes go into the each kind of slot and they
sell toe shoes where the each toe goes into a separate little area for the shoe. So, yeah.
Oh, I could dig that.
I could dig that.
That would be kind of, I don't know.
I could see that because I like the kinds with the hands,
with the cutoff that just seems so cool to me, you know,
like the 80s, like Madonna.
There's a film called Boomerang with Eddie Murphy,
and a lot of the film is surrounded by he's trying to find a woman
with good feet.
And, yeah, it's an interesting film film don't watch it if you hate feet but uh amazed me I just oh go
ahead you want to add something yeah no I love that movie I do remember that um we are closing
out we're gonna tell people to follow you go to your spaces and if you've got nothing to do you
can listen to the recording I know it's not as fun because it's not live but this is recorded dill jim was here and to come we're seeing we
had some good uh discussions uh anything final my dear anything you want to add anything you
got coming up you want to let us know you want to let us know about well um every morning monday
through friday mandy does the mandy in the mornings. I'm going to be there
tomorrow. I'm going to be moving and unpacking, so I don't have anything specific this week. I'll
just be supporting her spaces and, you know, anytime I see people. But yeah, it's a great,
delightful way to kick off your day. For those of you that'll be up 10 to 2, Eastern Standard Time.
Can you sing us the first line of the opening song?
Man, that shit, I don't know who came up with that.
No, I'm not singing any fucking thing.
But I will tell you that it is so on point
and it captures the vibe so well.
It's so dope.
Last thing, shout out Mandy.
Mandy in the mornings, I agree.
Absolutely epic.
You got you, you got Mike Mack, you got Mandy.
I've been really impressed with Mandy's hosting acumen.
She was very, very new.
So, of course, when you're new, you're learning the ropes.
But she's picked it up very, very fast.
She's doing expert transitions.
And I've been very, very impressed.
What do you think about her hosting?
It's coming along nicely, right?
Yo, she is getting her swag, okay?
And she has this way of making a lighthearted, I don't know, just air about anything that's brought in.
And she'll kind of switch over and transition to news and then kick it around as a question.
I'm very impressed. She's she's doing excellent.
Absolutely. Many. So sweet.
Correct. Many more check her out. And yes, that's the thing as well. Right.
Everyone's got a different style. Diligence, very, you know, breaking news.
He's got his style. I've got my kind of low IQ style.
Mandy's got a very good, bubbly, kind of pleasant, affable style.
So, yeah, you are absolutely spot on, completely agree.
Shout out Mandy in the morning.
Maze, anything final, anything you want to let us know?
Otherwise, we will move on.
No, I just, thanks for bringing me up in the nice little chat.
And, yeah, I'll bringing me up in the nice little chat. Um,
and yeah, I'll catch you guys next time.
Zintani didn't want to let you on,
but I said,
listen,
we have to let Maze on.
So I just want to let you know after the cat incident yesterday,
she was not happy,
not impressed,
but I,
I talked her into it.
So listen,
she's happy to hold on.
So did her cat win?
Was there any,
I don't know who won in the end?
Zintani,
do you know?
Zintani's cat won.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll just say that.
It was close.
And for the people who missed it, Maze and Zintani had a cat off.
No pun intended.
And they just put their cats in a jubotron and people had to vote for who had the better cat.
And it was vicious.
It was vicious.
It was furious. The claws vicious. It was furious.
The claws were out, pun intended.
But as it turns out, I think Zintani ended up edging out May's slightly.
But, yeah, it was a little bit of fun.
Everyone was joking around.
It was, you know, it was a very, very good space.
Now, Zintani, do you have any final words or do you want me to say final words?
What do you want to say?
Um, I have no final words.
Uh, Hitchtani episode two was a banger.
Hitchtani episode one banger.
Who knows what's in store for Hitchtani episode three.
Stay tuned.
I was lying. Say again. I was lying, but...
Say again?
I don't know whose cat won.
I just lied and said it was Zintani's to appease the host.
I think Zintani's was in the lead.
If you recall, you voted for my cat, Julian.
Follow Zintani.
Notifications on.
Follow me.
Notifications on.
And anyone else you've liked on the stage, we've got May, Sally, Famous, Julian.
We had Diligent, we had The Legend,
Auntie Commie, and a few other people.
These are random, they're unplanned,
so you never know what's going to happen.
Yesterday we were talking about cats,
today we're talking about gardening and foot fetishes.
Completely unplanned, but hope you guys had a good time.
Stay tuned for the next episode, episode three. The highlight for me was my emotional intelligence.
Let's go. I've been learning about how to use emotions and understand emotions.
And Tani's been teaching me. And I had two examples, one in episode one and another one today.
Who knows what will happen in episode three?
I might become an empath and just start like reading people's feelings.
Oh, my God, I'm an empath now.
So anything can happen.
Thanks for joining us, guys.
I look forward to seeing you very, very soon.
And to close us out, Julian, what is your opinion on the Middle East?
I think that situation...
