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Iβm starting a Cabal
Recorded: April 2, 2025 Duration: 3:34:16Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts explored the latest trends, project launches, and strategies for navigating the volatile market, emphasizing the importance of collaboration and innovative approaches to fundraising and yield generation.
Full Transcription
Music Retweet the room.
Alchemist after dark.
Sun has passed out.
6.41.
Oh, I was going to play fucking PS5.
I said, fuck it, bro.
I'm going to come out here and I'm going to make a cabal.
Motherfuckers it, bro. I'm gonna come out here and I'm gonna make a cabal. Motherfuckers forget,
bro. Early
Pepe days.
We're pioneers out here. Me and
CoinLand.
Made a fucking goaded
chat. Long
time ago. Years ago. On a whole different account.
Black
Oz chat, bro. it's actually coded.
I actually don't like chats usually, right?
But I've gone back and forth about this for a bit.
And I'm gonna do it.
Anyway, so here we are, retweet the room, I'm bored.
My son is passed out.
My daughter is at work actually she should
be home but here we are anyways I'm on a fucking vibe rolling up with me evening
shows hit or miss I'm gonna be real with you I can't make no promises bro and if
the vibes aren't there I'm just gonna go Do something else right I can promise you that anyways retreat the room here. We are nice show
crypto radio
We're here every day, bro. It makes no sense. I'm telling you nothing, bro Yeah, here we are. I'm out of my city and I bought a blue get it, got it something, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, city, yeah, real boy chair wrap. See me for your flyer, see me for your bag wrap.
Free up in my city, man, you better take your bags, man.
Chow-chow to the east side, yeah, they play them baggames.
Chow-chow boys of Raleigh home, yeah, they play them taggames.
They forget that website, yeah, they play the match game.
How you forget the north side?
Y'all know I think high, yeah.
I hate to share the tickets too, y'all know I say bi, damn I put on over my city, yeah, waiver for the contract
Trap star, impact, might get you a contact
Rap star, no strap, might just get your change, snap
Call young brain stack, might just get your change
Call my name in the courtroom. Put me on.
I ain't been shining on the roof.
Yeah, it's Mr. Thursday.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid.
I'm on for my kid. I'm on for my kid. Hey, Guru, put no T-Pain on my shoe, too.
You know what I mean?
Retweet the room.
I put on...
G-Mix.
I don't need no T-Pain.
I got this one.
Yes.
I put my C on the map. I put Brooklyn one. Yes. On stage at Summer Jam, Billie Jean. I put Prodigy in his place on that Summer Jam screen.
I put Breem in my truck, told him leave them sheets alone.
I predicted, yeah, what happened?
Shit, I tried to put him on.
All these people taking credit for the work that I put in.
If you really put me on, put your cell phone in.
I put miles on that FD.
I put hours in that kitchen, put that on my desk.
Mama, that's just fact, not fiction. that's what's trying to build the case.
I was headed for conviction, till the greatest blood in the world put me on television.
I put on for my city, so when I'm daddy gone, I got one last wish, put my Yankee hat on.
I put on for my city, I put on for my city, I put on for my city. Oh Oh
I put on
I put on for my city, I put on for my, I put on for my city, I put on for my city
I feel like it's still niggas that owe me check
I feel like it's still bitches that owe me check
I feel like it's butt n that owe me sex. I feel like it's butt. Niggas don't know he's stressed.
I lost the only girl in the world that know me best.
I got the money and the fame, man.
That don't mean shit.
I got the Jesus on the chain, man.
That don't mean shit.
Cause when the Jesus pees, just can't bring me peace.
So I need just at least one of our police.
Don't let my nightmares go.
I put on everybody that I knew from the go.
I know hoes that was partin' when they knew he was broke.
They say, damn, yeezy, yeezy, you don't know what's no more.
You get that big fame on me and you just changed on me.
You can ask big homie, man, the top.
So lonely, so lonely, let me see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite, I can go flashlights, flashlights, cause every night, every night I put a hole in the hole.
Trying to roll up my fucking monster ball right now.
Cool comic collected out.
Love my classics, man.
Trying to get people up here.
One second, one second.
Trying to catch a vibe right now.
My dog is pissed.
Aw, here we are.
This week is fucking zipping by, bro.
For real.
Like going by quick, bro.
Spring ripping through here.
Retweet the room for me.
Catch a vibe real quick.
These songs are for me, not for you, bro.
So I can get my mental
rollin' on.
Get my shit right.
Shit, you know.
That's why I do that.
Just fuckin' let people know where you're at
I'm starting a cabal tonight, my OG
Serious
I've entertained it for a while
And then I'll forget and shit
I didn't forget today
I'm making time for it tonight
I'm actually gonna do it
For those who remember OG Pepe days
There was a black ops chat
That was lit on my old account before I got lost.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So pull up.
Retweet the room.
We're going to get right to the show in a second.
For the people chirping about, bro, you ain't getting these responses from me no more, bro.
I love you though
Woo!
Niggas saying they outside
Niggas saying they outside
Send the addy we gon' slide
Air it out when we arrive
Poppin' that shit but they done with the smoke
She like it rough when we bust from having that bitch by the throat.
Niggas saying they outside.
Send the Addy, we gon' slide.
Heard he was talking, but he never jumped up the stool.
Think that it sweet till I pull up and pop out his shoes.
And they say I got the juice.
I bought it Dior, Dior, now that's all I rock for the shoot.
Hey, horse niggas, hot boy.
You ain't here to fill you a top boy.
We gon' try that boy up like a cowboy.
I'm the one that they envy like cowboy.
Broke bitches ain't alive.
She wanna fuck with a real one, real niggas back to stop.
I ain't no window shopper, you man out here window shopping.
I be in all the stores, and know we ain't window shopping
She throw her back, cause I'm popping
I make a place with her, we run it back like an option
Niggas saying they outside
Niggas saying they outside
Send her out here, we gon' slide
Air it out when we arrive Popping' that shit while they done with the smoke
She like it rough when we fuck so I'm grabbin' that bitch while I throw
Niggas sayin' they outside
Send her out here, we gon' slide
Just cause I dance, don't think I'm pussy, don't make me pull up with the stick
I got a Louis V bag to match with the fish
DBS work with my wrist
All this water on me, I got water for me and my bitch
Drowning, flooding
They told me the price, I said fuck it
I spent it all with no budget
If it ain't a hundred, I ain't budging
I made like two hundred in London
You out here guessing these bitches,
you pumping shit up like you bunting.
If I see her album, I throw out the car.
I'm at the crib with your bitch.
She came with a dress.
She left with no drugs.
Left with no drugs.
She love how I talk.
She love how I talk.
She know that poppy outside.
She know I'm the king of New York.
Niggas stay in the outside. Niggas stay in the outside Niggas stay in the outside
Send the adi we gon' slide
Air it out when we arrive
Poppin' that shit what they done with the smoke
She like your breath when we bust
So I'm grabbin' that bitch while I go
Niggas stay in the outside
Send the adi we gon' slide I'm having that bitch by the top. Niggas seeing the outside.
See my head here, we gon' .
Swat.
Oh, I'll commit to that, dog, bro.
History is in for me.
Cool comic collected out.
ASMR.
Drama.
All right, we're not gonna do that.
What the fuck?
Alright, anyways, here we are. My son's passed out, bro.
Picked up my house, did my dad duties.
I journaled, I did my
fucking face
and eyes. What the fuck else
did I do?
Plot my vision board, navigating
my destiny, bro.
And I suggest you guys be doing
that shit as well, man.
On the quiet days, cool off.
Char ain't doing shit.
It's a great time to look at your
blueprint battle plan. Do you have a plan?
If we had a fucking huge
pullback right now,
big 40, 50, 60%, we're already down.
It would hurt massive.
What would you do?
Talking to the new people, bro.
You thought that through?
For real.
Without the emotion and the fear part, like really thought it through, what would you do?
If we have a mega God candle print what you doing?
You thought that through you do the math on that move right again. Oh geez you get it
Right, you get it, bro. I get it
But I'm talking to new people here because they wander and they trickle and they fucking stumble in
Like kids off of a fucking bus with the ramp onto the app show. It's like
What do you call that?
Gateway drug to some of these other players, right?
And we're out here daily cultivating these vibes,
and I feel responsible for these fucking complete morons.
I love you guys.
I, too, once was you, 2020-ish, came here from basketball cards.
Gary V.
Fucking Pooh Berries.
Fucking Gary V., for those who don't know,
was shilling the motherfucking shit out of basketball cards
and actually pumped the card for me pretty hard, Luca.
Donnick, rookie card.
Graded PSA.
Dude, he pumped this card from $60 to like $2,800 in three months.
Dude kicked him right out of the basketball community.
Get the fuck out of here, Gary.
You're ruining everything, Gary. Because the price tanked and shit it was the whole thing bro
he never talks about this gary you follow me fucking you better own up gary
but anyways this happened right and he navigated here nfts boom he's talking about NFTs. I'm like, oh shit, NFTs. Boom, came here, pop, pop, pop, boom.
Buying derivatives.
Fucking nonsense. $22 NFTs,
but I'm spending $296
on gas. Someone explain that!
This was the reality here, bro.
This was the game,
dude. The gas
was fucking crazy.
If you were here, you know.
And I got rinsed, bro.
Washed.
Hosed.
Not for real, though.
Motherfuckers would get you in a space, bro.
And they'd be whispering sweet
nothings in your ear, like
put on some music, bro.
Bring in a couple clown show grifters, bro.
Body to count bros coming in.
Sham wowing you the whole time.
You're on there, locked into the space.
They're creeping into your wallet.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Taking that money out.
And they're fucking your girl.
Your girl's in the other room watching fucking
Gilmore Girls, and they're
in there smashing her, dude.
Smashing her.
That was my reality, dude.
Zappy Seals
uplifted merely on fat
titties, bro, and you could not
convince me otherwise.
There was no tech tech there was nothing there
but e-girls with fat titties posting all day long if you were here you know dude you can't even
contest it i saw things the The mutant proposal? Wow!
You were there for that?
Were you there?
Were you here for the mutant proposal?
Send shockwaves through this place, bro.
The fuck?
It's around the time I made a meme about Bored Ape merch.
Every post from these Bored Apes, they're on a boat,
they're on a beach, they're on a plane, with the t-shirt, with the merch, always the merch,
and I was like, this is getting fucking cringe, and I posted a meme where there were two cartoon apes holding a dude to look at something, and I made fun of the merch, and it kind of went a
little viral, and two or three of these guys thread me with fucking semiotic fucking ARs and shit.
Yo, this is my life, bro.
I'll kill you, alchemist.
I'll fucking kill you.
They're sending me pics of guns and plane tickets.
I'm going to fucking kill you for this meme, Alk.
I'm just like, Jesus Christ, bro.
It took me two minutes to make that literally off the top of my fucking head, bro.
Chill.
Maybe chill.
This is Web 3.
So when people are like,
why do you fucking fight crime out here?
Like some superhero perched on a ledge
with the rain crashing down on you, Al.
Can I say, bro, because nobody was doing that shit when I got here, bro.
If I'm going to be out here every day, sometimes now at night,
I feel responsible for some of you fucks, man.
People tell me not to.
Ah, Alk, don't care about these fucking bag of dicks.
And I'm like, ah, maybe you're
right, but my conscience kicks in, bro, because I'm a real person, you see, I'm not some silver
spoon hoe, or fucking drunk on bitch, dude, I fought my whole life to come out here, bro,
and somehow this works, and people like it, some people like it, some people hate it,
typically, when I speak out on something that you try to siphon hundreds of thousands, if not fucking multiple millions, from your very peers, bro.
Those people hate me.
And you should really study that.
And look into the people so mad at me all the time.
Just why is that?
Because I've been pretty chill.
You got to give that to Al, bro. And I'm here just to rock out with a crypto, brethren, compadre, la familiar, and kick it with y'all on the daily.
And try to win with you.
Which brings me to why I'm making a cabal.
And this is serious. Which brings me to why I'm making a cabal
And this is serious, what's your problem?
Get your mom
You don't want to make a cabal
You're in the cabal All right, you're in the cabal
I'm gonna cultivate this thing too.
And I'm not gonna deal with the DMs and alchemists, am I in yet?
And why am I not in?
Okay, I don't really give a fuck about y'all like that.
Like if I'm really gonna try to do something cool, I'm gonna be selective.
So fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Don't start, dude.
People DMing me about the cabal.
Oh, I just want to know.
I'm ready, Alchemist.
Just like already people like, oh, I'm ready.
I'm sitting by the door.
I told my mom.
I don't know when I'll be home, Alk.
And they're just like waiting for the cabal, right?
It's like, bro, I'm not coming to pick just like waiting for the cabal right it's like bro i'm
not coming to pick you up in some fucking cabal bus come outside i'm here guys it's like fucking
this is my fucking this is my people bro i wonder and i go into like a gary card on this there's
like accomplished people real pictures they have stuff to say, thoughts to share, probably some kind of wealth.
Maybe they get pussy.
And then there's you guys.
They come in.
I love you.
Nah, I'm just playing.
But seriously, right, why the fuck do I get all these people, man?
right why the fuck do i get all these people man it's like they just dropped off like the school
boss of the kids who stayed after school and eat a super glue and sniffed it and shit i'm here out
i'm ready for a woodshop i'm like oh dude not these fucking kids again one kid shit his pants
one kid's drooling one kid's rubbing his boobs and shit his man boobs just
rubbing his nips come on dude no no it's making me uncomfortable so here we are retweet the room
i'm actually on a vibe dude i'm in a good mood this is out uh trying to break walls down and
maybe do a little uh tear down remodel i've. I've done this before. Whoa, chill out.
Not like MOOCs where I tear the whole show down
and I board it up with a meme
and don't come here for two weeks.
Nah, bro, this is gonna be like while we're here.
It's gonna be like you go to a dunk
and they're like fucking fixing the door
with a jackhammer and you're just like,
Jesus Christ, this doesn't seem safe.
I'm just like, come on in, bud.
Just run real fast.
Wait till he's done with the jackhammer.
Just fucking run in here.
Right?
Bring your kid.
Just fucking hold him.
Keep an eye on that guy.
There's electricity loose.
The show might be like that.
Like, watch out.
There's some live wires over there, man.
Like, just don't take a seat there.
That flooring.
That's going to be the show, right?
I'm going to tear it down to the studs, bro.
We're going to look at some shit.
We might find some raw, bro.
A little mold.
Maybe an old condom.
Bag of fucking hair on.
Under a floorboard.
With a bloody fucking knife.
We don't know what we're going to, but we're gonna tear this thing down.
I got a fucking architect coming in.
And what I'm trying to do is bring...
Oh, come on, dude.
What the fuck?
I'm trying to bring more people in.
Right?
Seriously, don't do that.
I'm trying to bring more people in.
You think some asshole from the crowd jumps out and Jimmy Fallon's like doing his thing all right Jimmy fucking dicks
it's always the same. I know you would.
I know you would.
I don't need that lawsuit.
I don't need that.
Anyways.
Retweet the room.
Wednesday night, April 2nd.
April will be bullish.
Write it down.
I told you that seven weeks ago.
Did you listen?
You fucking inbred virgin.
I tried to tell you.
Put your mom on the phone.
Mom, I told this moron.
No one listens, bro.
Go eat your Uncrustable from three days ago.
They're supposed to last a day.
This dude's like four days old Uncrustable.
Bro, just give up.
Just give up on life.
Four day old uncrossable.
Dude wears deodorant, not antiperspirant, bro.
What the hell?
What the hell, man?
The alpha's the antiperspirant.
But I'm here to vibe with you. I'm here to vibe with y'all again last night. I was asking I
May or may not have been on the phone just drop an absolute game
Well, I had you on low volume
laughing at y'all
allows plotting on
doing freaky- ass shit one day and
Never telling y'all about it
ever
Because I learned from Madison
ever
Talk about it
People asking me. I'll never say anything
Fuck y'all
Fuck y'all.
Dude told 30 people. I'm about to touch a boob guys
This dude told 30 people,
I'm about to touch your boob, guys.
These DMs went viral, dude.
I don't know what to do.
I'm nervous.
If something happens to me, call the cops.
Like, dude, we all seen this shit.
It was bad.
You ain't gonna catch up, Al, like that.
Nah, dude, I ain't no rookie.
Sheesh.
Nah, nah, I ain't no rookie. Sheesh. Nah, nah, no rookie.
You see the come up with Alchemist.
You see the more chill, rebranded Alchemist, bro, and I'm here for that.
I've been trying since vacation, and bro, this shit was in February.
And you see, I came back, bro, and bro my shockers were just aligned
had fun with my kids
they bring their friends
I had extra kids
they don't send their fucking extra kids with money
these kids came with a backpack dude
I had them a week
in a different state
people think I'm crazy dude
people trust me with their kids in a different state
and they don't even send them with a snack. So I'm buying all these kids a gift at the
gift shops and shit because you got to do that. And I realized, bro, life is short,
man. I was in the mountains
and I'm just looking around
I'm surrounded by moose and shit
wildlife
rugged chipmunks and shit
were out there
all by my fucking place I rented out there
it was crazy
and I realized fuck all these haters bro
I'm gonna pick my battles I'm not giving, bro. I'm going to pick my battles.
I'm not giving this speech, but I'm going to keep it short.
You got to cultivate your vibes, guys.
People are going to hate on what you're trying to do.
I can promise you that.
Especially if you're trying to do something different.
They're going to talk shit about you.
They're going to hate you.
They're going to ridicule you.'re gonna hate you they're gonna ridicule
you they're gonna put your show up in their title they're gonna drag you for having sponsors
monetizing your show trying to build a brand i'm actually yelling at channel 10 how dare you
have a commercial or try to make a living sir but that's what i experienced here i'm like wow
that's crazy so i've been here years and now all of a sudden, like, brands or a project wants to fuck with the out show.
And I tell y'all, like, yo, here, today's show is sponsored by this, bro.
When these dudes are all doing it behind your back, and you get, I'm just saying this, I'm the bad guy.
I'm the broke guy.
I'm the great guy.
I've heard it all, bro.
And then these people that did that for three, four months,
build a show and build it with sponsors,
get a badge and dance like a puppet with allocation car.
I say no to Allo.
Bro, I could have bought three houses off Allo.
I can promise you.
There would have been spaces about me taking profit.
It would have hurt my brand. I can promise you that There would have been spaces about me taking profit. It would have hurt my brand.
I can promise you that.
It would have hurt what I'm trying to do here.
But I could have extracted a lot of money.
I can promise you that.
During Pico.
When things were really running.
I have zero regrets of that shit, bro.
But still, they villainize you.
Bulber, if you wave while I'm doing my monologue, I'm gonna throw you the fuck out of here, dude
The fuck is your problem?
dude's like he's on fire
Not in the cabal dude band
That's what I'm gonna start doing
You can come listen to the show.
You won't be in the cabal.
Which is happening tonight when I have a second.
And I can cultivate a fucking show
and people come up here. I can relax.
Yo, my desk is still in the standing attention.
If you know that, I'm in entertainer mode, bro.
I'm ready to go.
I'll black out for 45 fucking more minutes, bro,
without even breaking a sweat,
without even running out of shit to say
because I'm built on that life.
It's trauma.
A lot of trauma, man.
That's why I don't listen to people with the story,
crybaby, I can't see,
my mom's got flabby titties.
My brother keeps taking my porno.
The pages are stuck together now.
I don't care about that, dude.
I've had real problems, dude.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I've told this story, bro.
One day I'll tell my whole story.
But it ain't going to be tonight. But I've been through it, bro. One day I'll tell my whole story, but it ain't gonna be tonight
But I've been through it bro
To hell and back can promise you that
Been through a lot of the same things maybe some of y'all been through
right
And I think it builds character
I think you can be forged
In pain and fucking trauma,
or you can use that as a crutch your whole life.
So I get up every day, bro.
I get after it, do my daily affirmations with the kids, bro.
I try to speak everything into existence
and then grind and put the motherfucking work in.
And I see a lot of y'all here for no reason
probably doing the same goddamn thing.
We will win.
It's a long game here.
And there'll be rippers and daily runners
and madheads and things.
And if you miss them, fuck it, you miss them.
Because we will win here collectively.
If you can just stay tapped in,
stop giving your liquidity away
to fucking nonsense and vaporware
or for Christ's sakes when you're up on a new runner.
Maybe shave.
Maybe take profit.
Maybe not.
Some of y'all are here just to fuck around.
You might have already made it.
Typically, I'm talking to the people on the come up
in the trenches.
You got 800 bucks.
You trying to turn it into 800K.
I'm telling you, you won't be able to do that.
But I'm not going to tell you
to go on Pumped On Fun right now.
And that's the difference
between a lot of other shows.
I'm not going to say,
oh, well, tonight's sponsor is Squirrel with BBL,
and why don't you put the 800 into there?
That's what these dudes will do to you,
and they'll be selling while they know you're putting in all your fucking bread.
Now, obviously, D-Gen responsibly out here, my G.
Pick your poison and that's you.
But just be in mind, there's snake oil salesmen out here
selling you shit they know is riddled with nonsense
in a chat with dudes ready to dump at certain market caps.
Just motherfuckers with OTC, 90% discounts on bags.
Bro, what are we talking about?
Are you getting those offers, my G?
Because if you're not, you should be asking some questions when you navigate into some of those rooms, right?
Broke projects do that.
Broke devs do that.
Broke devs don't hit algo.
Or they try and they get left on read because if you can't pay to properly market and promote your project, then what the fuck are you trying to do here?
You're trying to extract money. That's your come up.
There's people with bread trying to build dope shit.
Then there's devs here trying to extract you on the first lick.
You got to recognize that energy.
And some of these space hosts, they're not vetting these motherfuckers, bro.
They're saying yes.
They're signing that fucking deal.
And they're selling you out.
Bro, I've seen it.
I watched the coin like four or five months ago on a really big space that we all know.
And they called this coin.
And it was dog shit.
And it was dog shit.
And it was a dog shit meta.
And it was a bartered space.
And the next motherfucking day, the same show was investigating the corn.
And I went in there.
And I said, this is fucking kind of wild.
Weren't you guys just plugging it?
Oh, well, now we're investigating.
I'm like, what the fuck?
They had the dev supposedly in there.
It was fucking.
The chart started dumping again when he went.
Guys, it was the most clown show bullshit Walmart experience, bro, I've seen.
In like a big room.
So just recognize what's happening out here. It's dangerous. I'm trying to rinse you all the time. I don't even have to say names no more, bro. I don't even have to call projects
out because you just know what time it is.
You just know what time it is by now.
I don't even got to speak up on these projects no more because they're just never going to come back, bro.
I'm going to bring someone up.
I'm going to bring some action.
Anyways, retweet the room
Unusual doge
What's up
What's up what brings you I?
Want to get in the cabal. I missed the last thousand X. I
Don't know if I can help you.
Do you have credentials?
Man, I already said don't ask me to get in, guys.
It's the first question I had of the night.
It says I am starting a cabal.
Oh, you didn't hear everything.
I am.
You're interested. Okay, you didn't hear everything. I am. You're interested.
Okay.
I like that.
I'm going to need you to tell me your best three calls you find.
Well, Harry Potter, Obama, Sonic, Teninu, ticker Bitcoin, of course.
What'd you call that?
I called that under a cent.
Whoa.
And I went up to 22.
Okay. You didn't tell me. What'd you call that? I called that under a cent. Whoa. And I went up to 22. Okay.
You didn't tell me.
I told you.
I don't think you told me.
Check the timeline.
I'm not following you or anything.
I get it.
You're not following me.
I think you're lying to me.
Well, I think you blocked me.
Did it?
Yeah.
Maybe. I do that. Did you say Did it? Yeah. Maybe.
I do that.
Did you say something crazy?
Yeah.
Okay.
I mean, that happens.
Was it like really crazy?
Because I typically forget.
Unless it's like fucking stupid bad.
But honestly, I typically forget.
Anyways, you're back.
Look at you.
This is a moment anyways you're back look at you this is a moment you're back so you can't take your Bitcoin gotcha anything recent or you
just been like a washed-up bum what are you doing as of recently I deed it I
cheated in January.
Wait a second.
Are you trying to tell me you sold the top?
Yeah, I sold it to the top.
I sold the absolutely
top, right? No big deal.
You just came in here like that.
It's like you pulled up with a Lambo and you just
told me you were coming with some...
I'm just coming with my beater.
I'm just coming with a beater car I have right now.
You just pull up with the Lambo.
I don't buy that.
You just sold, what made you sell the top in January?
This is intriguing now.
Well, I thought they were going to stop Trump from taking the presidency
because it's an illegal presidency, so.
Oh, here we go.
As soon as he was inaugurated i knew it was gonna go downhill for
sure so i feel pretty good about it are you wearing aluminum foil right now
on your head or maybe like around your shirt
no i mean with markets tough crowd tough crowd I mean man energy vampires but I
come here like all ready to go it's like yeah here's the song guys I'm smoking
can't wait to hear what people say it was like I give my whole monologue it's
like I put myself out here and it's like all right here's here's time to do to
talk and everyone's just like retarded I like, okay, maybe I should not do this right now.
It's like, fuck y'all.
I came for the cabal.
This is why I was on the phone last night.
Because this shit, guys.
And yourselves.
See what I mean?
Get him out of here. Nah, that's cool. See what I mean? Get him out of here.
Nah, that's cool.
See you guys.
Oh, you could say.
Shit, I'm just vibing, bro.
Anyways, let's see.
What are these charts doing?
I don't know if it's like a little volatility.
Oh, my God.
Okay, this is not good.
All right, we're in a decline right now,
which maybe could be why people aren't enthused.
I didn't even realize this, bro.
That's how, like, comfy in spot I am, dude.
But anyways, we do have a little bit of a fucking decline going on.
Bitcoin right now, $82.504.
Ethereum down to $17.86.
Solana going through it as well, $ the fuck is happening asia's up bro you know what they're gonna do right now
they're gonna g
oh boys here we go here we go. Here we go, boys.
All right, Worms is here up here.
What's up?
Not much, man.
Just chilling, chilling, taking it easy.
What's going on with you, buddy?
How's your day going?
Uh, I'm vibing.
Did my dad thing.
I actually had steak for dinner dinner the fuck else did I do
just the steak again
yeah yeah
get a big New York strip I buy a bunch
at the grocery store
I just eat those like every other day
if I do it every day I can
kind of get sick of it but if I go every
other day
the steak hits man and I've been trying to work out and shit.
I'm telling you, I think Jason Williams was right.
That there's something with the steak diet.
Like, I used to have steak, like, every other week.
But I'm having it, like, fucking five times a week.
How often are you having fish?
I mean, dude, I'm in Boston, so usually once a week.
I'm grabbing fish and chips and shit.
Tuna salad.
I'm on my wellness journey now, right?
Like, a bunch of my friends kind of hit that plateau before me,
and they were doing all that.
And I'm trying to fucking get myself my longevity in mind and shit.
Yeah, I like it.
I went from 232.
I'm 194 now.
They call it the Mediterranean diet, but I'm kind of more on a carnivore diet now.
Just cocaine?
A little bit.
A little bit.
Guys, come on, here's the night show.
Don't be shy.
What else is going on?
Obviously, let me try to figure out what's driving this.
I've been doing my dad thing.
I've been cooking and running errands.
So forgive me if I miss something.
Like, if I miss something, announce my lies.
Announce my lies.
What's happening here?
What's happening here?
Alright, so Trump announced a tariff, right?
It's okay.
Stock market dropped 2%, 45 seconds, says Trump.
Announces tariff, okay.
So yeah, these tariffs, man, are just really...
Hopefully, long term is good, but man, it's been fodding us for a bit.
100%.
I'm going to get through that.
I'm trying to come up. I'm actually starting to cabal too and i just heard from a insider
whistleblower bro bobo's dumping right now but not just with the pullback but
the walls we've been tracking are dumping so just got hit off with that about a minute ago
so i've shared those walls multiple times a bunch of people have them i'm sure there's tweets
I have as well on my page or if you want to see I can shoot it your way, but i'm not gonna spend
You know two hours on that
So I don't think people want to hear it
They know by now, dude, I think i've rammed that fucking data point home pretty hard.
That shit's dead, bro.
So anyways.
Tariffs.
Okay, hear me out, guys.
Fucking market looks like shit.
Okay, we can say it.
Bro, I'm fully deployed.
Who knows what I just lost, right?
I'm not going to check, though.
You hear me out?
That's why I'm so chill.
I know, okay, this is tariff bullshit pushing the market down right now.
It's not like fundamentally something's wrong with these coins and crypto.
We're just kind of stuck dealing with this unfortunately, which believe me still blows and
You know, it's just the game that we play
Opportunity as well And I think if you're new here when you hear that you probably get kind of pissed off because I used to
What the fuck are they talking about the charts going down?
But honestly, there is opportunity out there with projects that will come back.
Totally off topic, but you see the video of Scottie Pippen telling everyone he met Satoshi back in 2012 or something?
Yeah, yeah, it's corny.
So I asked him on his pace
He was like trying to play it off and shit it was pretty good. That's pretty cringe
Yeah, I was going through my phone today, man
I posted some classic bangers bro of
Pauly and David Goxine and shit. I have more actually have like four or five
If I'm bored later, I might drop drop some really oldies for the and shit. I have more. I actually have like four or five.
If I'm bored later,
I might drop some really oldies for the OGs
that might find it funny from
like 23
and shit.
Classic out moments and shit.
Bro, we've seen some things here.
We've seen
some real fucking things.
Even in our own little niche community, bro.
Seen crash outs, majestic arcs, come ups, crash.
People just losing tremendously.
Bro, we've seen the craziest fucking shit.
It's entertaining here.
This is my Netflix, bro.
This is my entertainment.
And then it's become more than that.
It's crazy.
Making money here, building shit here, networking here, learning here, bro.
This shit.
This shit's crazy.'s your problem come up I don't stop this shit come on on. Get out of there. Get out of there.
I can always rip in my shit.
All right.
So we're going to see if we can breathe some life support out here.
And yes, I am starting a cabal.
If I can get this conversation off the ground or if I rug the space, I'm actually going to like deploy a chat.
Well, you did say no one asking, can can I make an offer to get in like is there uh is there requirements that we
can meet I'm not doing that offer shit how are you gonna recruit people I'm gonna just add them
is this like a seniority thing because Because it just seems unfair to everybody else.
No, it's a vibe thing for me.
Oh, bro, you're not even
following me yet, bro.
I won't even be considered. Don't make it awkward, dude.
Don't make it like this.
For real.
You just did that, dude.
Hold on, we got people
coming up. I can't.
XRP, what the fuck?
Who's the black quorum, dude?
This could be nervous.
This could be sketch.
We're gonna try this guy out.
I'm gonna ask you to all spam pornography on the Jumbotron, dude.
My show's under attack by derivative bros.
From the Bobobo community this is true
all right black quant have you come to yeah yeah what's good what's good what's good how
y'all surviving out here that barely i guess there's some tariff that just popped off and
just destroyed my crypto i I think I reached my credit
limit on my phantom wallet.
DGs.
I don't know what to tell you.
Alright, anyways, you reach the room, guys.
I'm trying to just vibe right now. I am starting
a cabal. If you have
experience at McDonald's
or Taco Bell, it will
get you bumped up on the list.
Oh, I have both of them, Alec.
I have both, bro.
Congratulations.
I think the term locked in.
All right, we got sand on stage.
Welcome to the show, Spencer Sand.
Retweet the rumor. I don't know if you retweeted it. Hey to the show. We got sand. Retweet the rumor.
I don't know if you retweeted it.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
It's a requirement, Sand.
So I got to be firm with these people.
Anyways, you notice my fish tank, bro?
Oh, don't worry, my nigga. I already retweeted fish tank
right
did a little maintenance today
bras in there dude just DDD
just doing my thing
just doing my shit bro
I live my life
when I end the show
I'm just out here doing things
true
anyways come up here I'm just out here doing things. It's true.
Anyways, come up here.
And now let's get into it.
Are you guys here for the cabal?
Fuck.
I can tell you that I flipped fries.
I became a regional manager.
And I started buying McDonald's, bro.
That's what I can tell you.
Oh, this is Peter.
Okay.
Yeah, man.
I mean, the fries, right?
It seems to be the way you get going.
You start making some burgers.
Fives are down.
For that reason, I will not bring Bubba up, bro.
Because we can't do that right now. It's
All right guys enough retweet the room come up here
Let's get into it right I'm starting to cabal
Also, I laid out an analogy today about if you were like
talking to a girl dating a a girl, and she was into like witchcraft, like serious, like Satan shit, right?
Like what's the move?
So I pose these questions, right?
Because it's serious.
And the shit could matter.
I'm going full spread eagle.
You might think I'm lying, but I actually do already.
What, Sam? You said for real? No, the girl I talked to, she believed in all that witchcraft shit.
She be putting forks. Wicked? Like, full wicked? She lives on the second floor of an apartment
building and she puts forks in her carpet because she wants to threaten her lower
neighbors. They just look too loud. Wait a minute.
So you stick them in the
floor? Like, I don't get it. Hey, that's what she do.
I don't know what that does. For real?
I'm gonna Google that
shit right now. Is she crazy? I have no idea.
Yeah, she's crazy. She's crazy as fuck.
Oh, then you know that. Yeah.
Congratulations, bro.
The crazy ones. Something about them, dude. I know. Some people don't get it. Yeah know some people don't get it yeah some people don't
get it bro i don't want a girl with a phd and uh nba exactly you don't want to fucking be sitting
at the park board with a bitch ah for real i mean that shit's cool no i want like an intelligent
one but i don't need these accolades bro you. You don't need to have your, like, what else would be an accolade?
Shit.
But you know what I'm trying to say, right?
Like, you don't need to have your, what's that fucking thing Mr. Peanut wears?
The Oracle thing?
Yeah.
You don't need to be all distinguished, bro.
You don't have to have, you don't got to be rich.
You don't got to, you don't got to do none of that.
You'd be surprised.
The crazy ones.
But they got to be a little crazy.
Yeah, the crazy ones are the most loyal.
You'd be surprised.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I know.
Women are crazy, right?
Let's get into this, right?
Let's unpack this. Women are crazy, right? Let's get into this right let's unpack this
Women are crazy, right? But it's like you pick your crazy and you ride with that exactly
You know I'm saying like you ride with that crazy
Wait, were you gone last night when momo was going crazy?
Probably, bro. She went fucking way
Dude, this is feeding into my theory that women are crazy Probably, yeah. Bro, she went fucking like unleashed, dude.
This is feeding into my theory that women are crazy.
She was drunk. She admitted it.
But she was like arguing
with everybody.
Yeah, I mean, shit.
Women, bro.
Again.
It's crazy
Right but we need him
We need
You gotta find your one and like trainer and just never not do retarded shit
Right and then you do not you don't do retarded shit and then maybe just maybe
Maybe it works out maybe just maybe you get a prenup whoa okay you meet a rich girl right like you don't really know how rich but you know
she's rich right and then you know you've fallen in love and you know you you propose and all that oh come on
not now you propose you do all that right and then like her dad's like she's signing a prenup
1 million percent like sits you down with two lawyers and shit at dinner just she leaves like
your girl leaves and goes in the other room
so you know you're smoked.
She knew what was happening. She just leaves.
You're like, wah! They just sit down.
The briefcase opens.
Boom. Prenup.
Nothing for you.
You rocking out with her?
I'll go first.
If I'm
trying to be with this girl,
then I'm rocking out.
But,
some of y'all motherfuckers,
I think,
you're gonna fight,
and you're gonna be upset,
and on the ride home with her,
that night,
you're gonna be looking out the window to the side,
like they do,
like the girls do,
and until you ask them if they're hungry,
and they're just like,
are you okay?
And they're like,
I'm fine.
And you're like,
what did I do?
And they're just like,
nothing's wrong. And they're like, fucking veins are going in their
head and shit. And they're putting on fucked up songs that
they're like fucking cheating on you in the song. And you're like, what the fuck? And they're like
really into the song, but they're still looking out the window to the side.
Now I'm making eye contact with you. Right?
Women, dude dude it's crazy
right
not gonna lie man
there's two ways you can play this stuff
alright talk to me
you can play it
you can get as much as you can as soon as you can
whoa
controversial
okay
damn this dude's a thought As soon as you can. Whoa. Controversial. Okay.
Damn, this dude's a thought.
Okay, bro.
I went through that phase.
Wait.
I went through that.
So I'm like, I've holed out already, dude.
I did that.
Right.
You got some demons. Now you're talking about her bag, I think.
Oh, shit.
Hey, that too.
Yeah, you're fighting demons, bro.
Anyways, what's the move?
And then that's the second option.
Spick, span, dust, clean, and shit, bro.
I'm doing an addition, bending over backwards,
just cutting my cheeks.
Oh, you want a sugar mama, you saying?
No, I'm playing.
No, you do. You do. You do.
I just say it, bro. Respect. I mean,
that's your move.
I'm not going to be the dude at Walmart
in line, holding my girl from behind.
She's buying me a controller.
I'm kissing on her neck and shit.
I'm not that dude, bro.
I'm buying the controller, bro.
I'm buying her the controller and shit. I'm not that dude, bro. I'm buying the controller, bro. Yeah, man, bro.
I'm buying her the controller.
What controller do you want?
Shit.
I pulled this one chick, bro.
She got a Mercedes AMG G63 SUV.
She don't got no kids, nothing.
She got money.
She got a 2004 Lexus.
What's that? S7? What the fuck is those things? I don't know. She got a 2004 Lexus.
What's that?
What the fuck is those things?
I don't know.
I'm not good with those models, but it's some kind of Lexus.
Like a sports car.
Lexus.
I don't know.
LFA or something?
Nah, it's probably IS.
Is it F?
Ah, it's a Lexus.
It's like an IS250 F Sport or something i don't fucking know but the fact is like shit i like it's not a fact i didn't want her it's the fact like what the
fuck am i gonna do with her like i don't know what to tell her don't know what to talk about
we having two different conversations oh i mean yeah she got too much money. She live in a three-story house.
I ain't know what to tell her.
She was bad.
She carried on with the conversation and stuff.
But she was too business-oriented.
And, like, bro, I was just like, she's bad.
She's bad.
She's over-
Did she just intimidate you?
Or was she, like, just talking business and shit?
I suppose she just intimidated me.
Damn, dog.
You fumbled the bag then.
See?
Okay, here's the theory I have.
I love women like that, bro.
Yeah, hear me out.
Beautiful women do not fit.
What would you do in that situation?
Yeah, but, dude, beautiful women aren't getting approached like you think.
Bro, you dive in headfirst.
No, no, I can tell, bro.
She's bored.
She's bored.
Bro, she'd come to my spot.
She'd leave all that shit and come to my spot.
I'm chilling.
I'm sitting right here.
Yeah, you fumbled up.
I'm sorry.
On the game.
She'd be whipping the Lexus right now.
I'm just chilling.
She want to come over here and just watch me.
Yeah, you fumbled up.
Bro, you could have been whipping her Lexus to your side chick's crib right now.
That's crazy.
That's funny.
Whatever happened to put in personality.
One time she was like, oh, well, you know, this weekend, if you're not doing anything, like, you know, I just got my car washed.
Of course.
I want to drive it to so-and-so.
I'm like, I don't like to rely on a female, though.
That's the only thing.
I don't like to take nothing.
Like, even if she tries to, like, grab me some food or some shit, I'll counteract that shit.
I'll go grab a fucking dessert and give it to her.
Oh, shit.
I don't like that.
She's going to give me so many opportunities, bro.
Nah, I mean, hear me out.
Hear me out.
It's cool if she'll try to do some shit, but then you're just like, nah, I got it.
But it's like when you see that they tried, you're like, oh, that's cool.
Right.
I mean, you got to vibe them out a little bit.
One minute crazy, bro.
I just felt like she just wanted to be honcho.
I think she was doing all that to try to take control.
That's what I felt like.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, she was that type.
Alpha.
Some dudes want that, though.
Hey, Stan, let me ask you.
Top or bottom?
Jesus Christ.
He's a top or bottom?
She's behind.
She had a fat ass.
It's a real question.
You can stick with that AMG, buddy.
I got to ask you.
That was a real question? Come on, man chick with an AMG, buddy. I got to ask you. That was a real question?
Come on, man.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think you meant that was for Quan.
I ain't the one dating that girl.
Nah, yeah.
If you're dating a chick with an AMG, are you top or a bottom?
I got to ask.
All right, so I'm going to switch it up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I'm going to switch it up now.
Hey, always stop.
Hey, always top.
All right.
All right, I'm switching it up.
I'm switching it up.
Now, scenario, you got the Millies or the trust fund, whatever the scenario be.
You got that.
Maybe you got it.
Maybe you don't.
But right now in this situation, you got it.
You meet a girl.
You're really feeling her.
You're rocking with her, right?
You think maybe this is the one.
Are you hitting her with the prenup?
Who's going?
100%.
How would she know you have all that?
you know,
you know,
you know.
So are you hitting her with the prenup or not?
If you work your,
how's she going to take anything that she doesn't know?
you're going to hide money for a marriage forever?
I can all work.
If you made all your money before the relationship and you're just getting into it, I would protect your previous assets, of course.
Unless she came up with you, she deserves, like, she doesn't deserve.
What if then she's upset and you might lose her?
Then she ain't the one, man.
She can go back mining gold, dude.
So you just have her stuck. Like, she
can't do nothing. Hit the bus stop,
buddy. That's an ultimatum, though, right?
Yeah. It's interesting. That's what happens
to me. Not even.
If you just meet a girl and she's not
willing to take you without your money...
What if you're... Okay, what if it's new money?
If it's new money.
Like you're still on your come up.
I think it depends on the person with the money.
Like if you're not afraid of losing it for the woman, then sure.
But I don't know.
Like if I spent 10 years working my ass off for certain jobs and projects and all of a sudden I meet someone and they're like, all right't take you without your money makes you think what they're into you for I think it really depends
if you're building together well you gotta no hear me out you're hitting them with the prenup
so it's not like they're sitting you down like I hope but there's no prenup and you're like oh
there is actually it's like you're hitting them with that paperwork.
Don't you think that must feel kind of like almost like. No, but also if she has money, I don't think there would be reason to serve her with a prenup.
So like if she has money too, then I would say fuck it.
We both, we both up.
But if she's broke as fuck and she's coming into my life and I'm just hitting you money,
I'd say, you know, whatever happens, that money's mine.
Yeah.
I feel your standpoint.
Like, I think, like, it depends on her value when she came to the table, you know.
Interesting.
She brought something before.
It was, like, very serious.
Notice how they're a little different when it's their money.
Let me give you an example, Al. Imagine you're a little different when it's their money let me give you an example al
imagine you're a female right or no you're a guy and you're dating a female in bubba's position
all right and you worked your whole life for where you where you are now and you meet someone
let's say babina right and you meet her and she's like okay wow you're you're well off i want to
marry you but then you know you put a ring on her finger
and she's like, okay, you know what?
I like this lifestyle.
I might take it for myself.
You never know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not really worried about that.
But it's an interesting question
for a lot of the room
because I'm bored
Witchcraft
Prenumps
I'm gonna hit you with another hypothetical
Hold on a second
Alright
Hypothetical
Boom
Alright come on bro
I can't work like this You're on my bed. You're just fucking
Doing dumb shit
Come on man
Alright come on go grab a smack something
Kind of put you got pit bulls
Two ladies two ladies. Oh, yeah, I could tell this stuff to your side, brother. Yeah, thank you
She'll go lay down my son. She's fucking fucking shit. Yes, like smacks name
Dude, I bought went grocery shopping yesterday, right? I had English muffins, bro
With like a bunch of bread I have like a bread spot
Bro, I come home these motherfuckers pulled the English muffins down and just
ate all. Terrible.
All of the muffins, bro. I'm like, what
the fuck? I'm trying to
figure out which one. Right?
And they're like, they kind of rat.
They looked at each other.
They rat.
That's why I, you'll laugh. I never had
a big dog before, bro.
You laugh at this type of dog I got.
I like all dogs, though, honestly.
Little dogs are chill.
They're usually aggressive.
It's like, bro, I'm fucking chill.
They got that little man syndrome.
Yeah, it's fucking funny.
I got a sheep poo and a Yorkie poo.
What the fuck?
Because I got him like 2018, in 2018 or 2019, because one of my exes and then we broke up and I just kept the dogs.
Oh, shit.
You took the dog or you just kept it?
No, I just kept it, bro.
We had a puppy.
With the puppy, when the puppy got older, it was a boy.
And we were going to start breeding him.
And she took the dog, bro.
She took my dog.
That was like my dog.
The two we kept were just like, eh, we got dogs.
And it's like, if we start breeding, it's like, okay, there's a possibility that someone would want to purchase one.
You know, it was like we weren't like emotionally attached to those two dogs.
But then she sold my dog and I was
like, nah, fuck that. I'm keeping these two.
He's my dog.
What's that
other scenario, Al? You said
you had another ultimatum.
Alright, here we go.
Alright, so you're at her place, right? alright here we go alright so
you're at her place right
things are going good right
you're feeling her
right it's like you had dinner
a couple drinks whatever the case
you smoked whatever your vibe is
right like you just music's
on you're just in the zone
right everything's working Like you're just music's on. You're just in the zone, right?
Everything's working. Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Nothing could go wrong, right?
Boom.
Kind of like this morning, like she grabs you by the hand, bro,
pulls you in her room.
Beep-ba-ba-boom, right?
All of a sudden, she's rummaging
behind her bed
like okay what's going on
boom she pulls out a box
carpool box big
all these things
start coming out of this box
all these
things you've never seen
before right and you're getting concerned
what's the move all these things you've never seen before, right? And you're getting concerned.
What's the move?
Like she's pulling things or things? What are these things, bro?
Like sex toys out, bro.
Things or things?
Like sex toys, bro.
Oh, okay.
Like shit's about to take a turn, right?
I ain't gonna lie, I don't fuck who does that shit.
I mean, like, what are her...
I want to hear the intentions
with those things. That's all you get.
Like, that's the build-up.
I mean, I'll get my toes in the water.
I'll get my toes
swimming.
Wouldn't you
want to see how the water feels?
Nah. Not with some shit, bro.
What are these things, though?
Is she pulling out a strap on
or is she pulling out a vibrator?
Hear me out. There was a lot of stuff in this box, bro.
There was a lot of stuff in this box.
Again, for me,
there comes a point where
we're going to fight.
Certain things you try to do with me,
we'll fight.
I'm going gonna defend myself.
So, can I counter
this scenario with another one and see what you would do?
Not pinning me down and fucking licking my ass
like that. That's crazy.
Can I give you a scenario, Al, and see what you would do?
I have limits.
I'm giving scenarios, bro. I just
hit a scenario. I need to hear, what will y'all
do? I don't know. That's a hard one, bro.
I don't know what the items are.
Bro, you have like a wife, dude.
We know you ain't getting pussy.
Let's move on.
Addison.
My guy was up here trying to fulfill his fantasies online.
Did you hear what I said?
No, sorry.
Oh, hell no.
I ain't doing this.
Next.
Whoa, I just got hit up by the Bobo fucking whistleblower. Oh, hell no. I ain't doing this. Next. Whoa.
I just got hit up by the Bobo fucking whistleblower.
Okay.
I'm not going to spend all day on this.
But I just got hit.
There's a wallet.
Just dumped 11K, 10K, 8K, 8K, 5K, 4K, 4K, 1900.
Not a bad day.
They're dumping the fuck out of that coin.
Jesus Christ.
All right, yeah, so what's the move?
All right, we got Sarind up here.
What up, nigga?
Did you hear my scenario dude
yeah
okay where we at
I don't know man
I'm dipping the whole foot in
I'm going head first
okay okay I'm with it
I'm a freaky out nigga bro
you don't even want to start with me
so that could happen
that could happen
It could happen okay, so he's being honest, okay, we're gonna we're gonna
I gotta ask you something when you're ready when you're done with this one Peter, what's your move?
Dude, I don't know that it sounds like Why can't we have girls up here, bro? This is the thing.
Women in Web3 are inherently lazy.
Is it me?
Women are really lazy here.
It's minimal effort. Someone get Momo up here.
Nah, I don't know if it's time for that.
Make sure she drinking, too.
Momo.
Bro, it's crazy.
I've heard Momo, like, the three live spaces I've been on.
Bro, Momo is everywhere, bro. I swear to God, Jordan, just a random outspace, boom.
There's Momo's little fucking white profile pig just in there.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Alright, we'll retweet the room. We're gonna see if we can cultivate a vibe while I make this cabal.
So I got a lot going on.
Also, if you're looking at the charts, maybe don't.
I know someone DM me that, I don't know why, but they have a toaster in the bathtub.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Trump's straight pegging us bro. No like your story
Frickin guy was laying in a bathtub full of water and he had a toaster run and he dropped it in the water and it literally fucking exploded live on camera
Like you can't make this fucking shit up
It's all oh no, yeah, I was gonna say what did he die though the fucking video was just about to say, but did he die, though? The fucking video stopped.
It was glitching.
It's all over the fucking place, but no, he's alive.
I'm just going to look up Toaster real quick.
I don't even saw that show.
Damn. Oh my fucking god, he really did that.
That was not an accident.
Yeah, y'all see that Gronk post?
He posted a picture with, uh,
Seth Pepe.
Stoffschild for Pepe on Gronk's Twitter.
Oh, shit.
With, uh, Megatron. Man, dude, these tires can suck a fucking cock already dude. I
Mean soul needs another bottom in my opinion, but what do I know I
Mean follows here
Guys this brew So, they're here. Guys, this is brutal.
You know what?
These are the moments legends are made, man.
You know, are we going down a little bit right now?
Sure.
Am I going to sugarcoat it?
Nah.
What I'm going to tell you is this two-shot pass, bro,
and I've seen some volatile moments here in my little time here.
And I can tell you that I do not give a fuck right now.
And if I was nervous, you might want to be nervous.
I don't give a fuck.
Anywho.
I'd be buying right now, we said earlier opportunity you're 100%
right so I'm a soul bro do me glo. You guys are fucking depressing me.
I think I'm gonna see Deftones this week in Boston now.
For real?
Yeah, they're coming to town.
I don't know what the stadium is, though.
But I think I'm going Tuesday or some shit next week.
Shit.
I'm into a concert in a minute.
I'm into a concert in a minute.
I saw Travis Scott and Kendrick Lamar at the Garden.
Not too long.
Oh, no.
What did I say?
Not too long.
That shit was like the damn tour.
But that shit was fucking sick.
Yeah, the Garden was cool.
I got a hypothetical for you.
All right, go ahead.
You're two inches inside Kim K, but LeBron's two inches inside you.
Bro.
You moving forward or backwards?
Forward.
Sideways.
You didn't give me that option?
Back and forth like a...
Sideways.
What you do is you reach around. He can walk out there.
What you do is you reach around, you poke LeBron right in the eyeball, dude,
and then he pulls out like a dog bites you.
You poke in his eye.
What's his name?
LeBron's hairline is just really fighting for its left.
I take the cyanide pill.
What's going on with that dude's hairline, right?
It's like, they keep putting it back on.
It just falls off.
It's crazy.
Bro, that shit is like a damn issue.
It's crazy.
It's like, just shave it off my dog, dude, right?
That shit.
Bro, what do you mean?
Or tattoo it on, bro.
Do the tattoo.
Line up.
The Cesar's line up, bro.
After he leave his games, that shit be looking like loose Velcro.
He had fucking oil dump and shit.
Why hasn't he gone to Turkey yet?
That's what I was about to say.
Like, hasn't he got money, bro?
What kind of ball is this?
It's a baby.
Oh, I can't explain.
It's esoteric. Oh, this can't explain. It's esoteric.
Oh, this is no ball.
It's esoteric.
It's provocative.
No, I'm knocking walls down here.
I am doing a remodel.
And I'm telling you, it might be controversial.
And you might have a hard time with it, some of you.
Bro, I'm here for it.
I'm telling you, you're going to your local Wendy's,
but I'm going to maintain it to be open. But it's going like you're going to your locals Wendy's but I'm gonna maintain it to be open
But it's like there's loose wiring now
There's exposed beams dude. There's toxic chemicals like you're there with your kid
I'm like don't touch that wire little buddy like it's dangerous here right now, but we're gonna
Show's gonna come back. It's gonna be better
Hello, so I'm onaikum. We have Boloji here.
Alaikum assalam.
Thank y'all.
Bringing to you a...
I'm trying to be able to show up to a point where I can make a phone call for six hours and ignore you.
So if we could get to that level, maybe, soon.
Yeah, very, very quick.
Very very quick look appreciate. Okay cool
Appreciate it.
No problem.
Cool.
Bringing to you this afternoon one of the gay rights activists
Addison
You've been fun here lately
Other on our blows you really get it. Hey did y'all niggas buy that guy's coin?
Why are you gay?
Bro.
Bro, I know I talked about a girl eating my ass.
But now you guys have a fixation on my ass.
What the fuck?
Who brought up your ass just now, dude?
Belos wants my ass, bro.
Why is he asking me from gay?
I think there's something there with you guys, right?
You are gay.
I feel like the liquor was flowing.
In the event, it was late.
In the event, it was late.
Hey, listen.
Enough noise about that.
The hoes that left with all their Hanuk bodyguards.
You know, the hoes with their bodyguards leave.
I'm not going to lie.
We wouldn't compare.
You're looking at Belia Addison's there
he's a couple
martinis in
and Belogia
comes over
right with his
cheap knockoff
cologne
he balled at
that center
kiosk at the
mall
that lasts like
20 minutes
of spray
and I don't
know he just
you guys
there might be
something there
right
look
if it's
something
I'm always
in the back.
Whoa.
No offense.
No offense. So you're saying Addison's
pit, what is that, catching?
No, I mean like, yo, Addison,
do you like your ass getting eaten?
Yo, I've already said this.
Wait a minute. You said you didn't
mind it the other night. I always say said this wait a minute. You said you didn't mind it the other night
It's I it actually feels good I'm not gonna lie
Bust now she's No, but you don't... He's like, yes.
No, but like...
No, but like...
But like...
He's going to take a baby wipe.
He's like, shove it up his ass.
No, like... By the way, guys, this cabal's
going to take over the market.
Bro, bro, you don't bend over
and spread those cheeks, man.
You don't spread the cheeks.
I mean, we had people like Doc and Bobby Z
were saying they co-signed the rim job
and shit. I've never really dabbled with that.
Now I eat ass.
But I, you know, I don't want to hear. I have to ask this now since we're back on this topic all
right so you're you're obviously talking to females again right so what do you
mean again all right you're speaking to females all right you're speaking to
females and you go out on a date with one that you just met and you go into the
club and just hear me out here we are you take that you just met and you go into the club and
Hear me out hear me out you take her to the club and you know you guys are having good time a really good time
Probably 10 15 drinks in what kind of clothes
Techno and shit what like outfits like what am I doing? Music's going you guys are feeling the vibes mom drugs like a mom like fucking maybe maybe maybe not so Guys are two o'clock in the morning. You guys head feeling the vibes. My own drugs? Like, am I on, like, fucking drugs? Maybe. Maybe. Maybe not.
So, you guys are 2 o'clock in the morning.
You guys head back to her place.
You see something pointing up in her dress, right?
Bro.
I'd just say, what are you doing there?
I would have not, bro.
I'm whipping it.
How would you know?
How would you know, Al?
We're not doing this.
We're not doing this.
I'm straight whipping it out.
I got another one. I got it out. I got another one.
I got another one.
I got another one.
Is that your wife?
Is that...
Have you been through this?
No, I'm just asking.
What would you do in that situation?
For real.
I'm just asking.
Just let us know, bro.
Are you punching them?
Like, you kissed her throughout the night at the club, dude.
You were making out with her all night.
And you found out that she might be trans.
You go back.
It's a lady.
Now, is it her car keys, or does she have a date?
No, she's a full-on lady boy,
and you've been kissing her all night.
That's what I'm asking.
What are you doing?
Oh, come on, bro.
I'm not putting myself there.
The scenario is, Al, you're out in Thailand,
partying all night.
Yeah, I wouldn't be in Thailand.
One in Rome.
You're having a great night.
You end up in your place. Here we go. You've got a bigger dong than you. What would you do? One in Rome. You're having a great night. You end up in a better place.
Here we go.
What would you do?
When in Rome, nigga.
The fuck?
He's already been hooking up with the radio all night.
I'm not taking you all night.
I'm not going to Thailand.
You obviously fell for it before.
Listen, I'm not going on your boy's trip wherever you guys are trying to plan right now.
It's just another toy in the box, buddy.
Just another toy in the box, Al. I'm not doing this your boys trip, whatever you guys are trying to plan right now. It's just another toy in the box, buddy. Just another toy in the box, Al.
I'm not doing this trip you're planning.
It's the same thing, man.
It's going to be fucking NFT fucking Thailand.
He's got some of these.
Oh, yeah.
I can't work.
He'll be there three weeks earlier.
I'm just going off the local.
Hey, I'll bring the local.
Well, when I asked you, what does the girl have in the box?
You go there, you're getting coffee.
This dude's like in the government office.
There's gangs of ladyboys out there.
Trying to sign up.
I found a nice place here, actually.
This guy, Bill, with a solid rack.
It's like, Jesus.
I don't know, guys God or something don't spread the ass to worship some some kind of deity right
y'all in the day time like 11 Bubba's dead right now. He's probably fucking hard as shit right now. Yeah. Bubba's gooning.
Y'all ain't never done that.
Yo, this dude goons in the daytime.
Like 1130 before launch.
Draws the chain.
Puts a sock on his door.
Locks it and puts like a sneaker behind the door to wedge it.
And just goes full goon.
What you talking about, nigga?
That's a dangerous guy, dude.
Never mess with a guy who goons in the daylight.
It's just something unnatural.
It's about that.
Never goon during the daylight.
It's like, Kremlin's, bro.
Don't you get that thing wet.
Bro, I'm not trying to ruin the vibe.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, in the movie, it's like,
don't get this thing wet.
Don't.
Don't give it fucking pizza.
And then it's like,
don't you goon during the day.
Don't you goon.
Before fucking 12 a.m.
Eastern Pacific.
Bro, I do have to come to Bubba's defense, though.
He sent me a DM.
Say his name one more time, dude.
Even when he's not here, he somehow fucks my vibe.
He sent me a DM of him saying...
I don't care.
I didn't even know you could read.
The fuck?
This guy can read?
You're reading, Alec.
You read any books?
Say what?
People say I'm too mean.
Wait a single page out of a Harry Potter.
People say I'm too mean.
I haven't read any books.
Fuck y'all.
Wait, why did Bubba send you? I was coming up right as it? I'm taking you down
Say that dude's name anybody
He's banished he's not in the cabal
Stoking my shit about imagine him in the cabal
Jesus Christ you're trying to drop places. I can't fuck it. I can't see the ticket. I
She's trying to drop places.
Like, I can't fucking see this.
I can't see the ticker.
I love the guy.
I'm just in a really good mood, bro.
I'm telling you, the first negative energy person, like, ah, I'm having a really bad day.
I'll be fucking gone.
Bro, I'm fucking living life.
Get time for that right now.
Keep keeping my energy, bro.
Is that wrong?
Does that make me a monster?
Yes.
For real?
I can't like enjoy myself sometimes.
What if every person in this space had a shitty day just listening to you having a good day, dude?
It's like a nightclub and we're, dancing, having drinks with girls and shit.
And, like, he's outside at the line, but he's looking at us.
And we, like, see him sometimes through the window.
We're, like, trying not to notice.
We're just fucking his girlfriend's in here.
She's dancing with us and shit.
He's crying at the door.
The bouncers will not let him in.
He's calling his girl.
I'm taking her phone silent.
Just dancing, dude. He's looking.
Alex just going
fist pumped.
It's true. I was the bouncer.
It's over for you.
Luckily for you.
I ain't doing shit like that no more. Luckily for you, I ain't doing shit like that no more.
Luckily for you.
I'm chill.
I'm off the market right now.
Hey, chill bro, my ladyboy's on this app.
Bro, is anyone watching White Lotus?
The new season?
Yo, who said that? For real?
Hold on.
That was me.
Alright, I'm gonna follow you.
We gotta say his name out.
You can do that.
I think Sand is a wonderful person.
I can't.
I'm fucking slamming the wave.
It's between you and Sand.
What's good?
I don't know.
Chase the mummy.
Chase the money, nigga.
Hell yeah.
Retweet the room.
I'm here every day trying to cultivate vibes with fucking dudes who push shopping carts into Walmart.
Trying to cultivate vibes with fucking dudes who push shopping carts into Walmart.
I'm like trying to fucking bring that.
It's so true, bro.
I'm like, where did I go wrong?
I'm like trying to bring the sticker guy at Walmart to Jenny Wells.
The guy giving the stickers out.
I'm going to take this guy and fucking YOLO
his fucking
what's left of his 401k
he's a squirrel with titties
and that's fucking crypto twitter dude
you're taking advice from some guy
who's like
I can't even get these jokes out bro you're taking advice from some guy who's like, I can't even get these jokes out,
bro.
You're taking advice from a dude like industry selling roses out of a five
gallon home Depot bucket.
Like the rose.
You don't know if it's real.
It's like rolled up for no fucking reason.
Solophane.
You almost feel forced to buy these things.
They're like fucking throwing them in your car.
Now you owe the guy money.
He's mad at you.
You're fucking rifling for change.
You don't even use cash anymore.
You're trying to explain to him.
Boom, all of a sudden he's got a fucking phone with the swipe.
You don't want to put your fucking car to this guy's phone.
Who knows what the fuck?
Hey, you pull out that thing on your phone.
Nah, dude. I don't care where i'm at what i'm doing if you try to make me push my card or swipe it on your fucking phone i'll punch you in the face dude 100 i'll punch you in the fucking
face because i assume you're trying to fish me, dude. How fucking dare you pull that phone thing out?
I've had people pull, try this shit, dude.
The weed guy one time pulls this thing out.
Bro, I don't want a fucking transaction of this.
The fuck?
This is crypto Twitter.
You're buying coins off the rose, dude.
With the bucket.
The guy at the shopping center playing the violin, but it's really a speaker.
I was just going to say that.
And then people figure out it's a speaker, and they're like, this guy's fucking robbing everybody.
This dude can't even play the fucking violin.
I gave him a request.
He's not even classically trained.
Robbing soccer moms.
Pulling over in their van.
Their whole kids taking videos of this guy.
Hashtag brave and shit.
They're posting this guy.
He's a fraud.
It's a Bluetooth rock behind him.
It's a rock.
Looks like a speaker.
He's just playing shit.
Then all of a sudden, the thing disconnects
with the sink.
Makes the fucking sound.
He doesn't know how to play nothing.
Now people are mad.
That's your
Spesos.
One million percent.
I love it here.
No, I'm serious.
Like the guys that drive around saying, hey hey i have a gold ring for you give me or the speaker speaker guys i got these speakers i gotta get rid
of them today before i go to the warehouse or my boss will take them back to five hundred dollars
to $500,
but I'll sell them to you
for $430
cash.
He's like, I need these speakers.
Why is this happening?
Why am I so lucky they drive away,
stop at the next park car,
they're going to the grocery store.
I got these speakers.
My boss needs them.
That's all they're doing all day, dude.
I'm in Boston. I boss needs them. That's all they're doing all day, dude. I'm in Boston.
I've seen all this shit.
All this shit.
Whoever said the gold ring dudes,
they're always in the city, man.
Yo, it happens.
I'm in D.C.
You see it all the fucking time.
My friend, my family,
run out of money.
Gold necklace off my neck for you $20
They're driving around in a fucking Range Rover
It's real that's all you think it's really like oh this dude's got the
Or more you say DC I'm near why
That's where I am.
Cool. Good for you, buddy.
The fuck?
Way to kill the vibe.
You want a prenup, bro?
I'm in D.C., dude.
He's on Perks right now.
He's going through like a withdrawal.
I can hear the Perks he's calling.
For real.
Nah, he is, dude. I can hear he is dude I get his any not his fault he tried Tylenols Tylenol 3d
wait who is that the black one snoring them and shit you DM me now I was
spiral last night like told you that was you he asked me if I shot him 23 bucks
so he could hit the streets and grab a fucking
perk 30 or something. I said, don't do it. Don't you do it.
Dude is ready to do a fucking handy for an oxy.
I mean, is that an option? Is that a thing?
Yeah, give me a handjob.
I have plenty of oxygen.
I mean, bro, like my next kitchen.
You put it on the street.
You got that crazy look at the thyroid.
Suck your dick.
It's a crack.
The dealer's like, all right,
I got these oxysadis.
And he's like,
well,
I don't have money.
He just like makes a fist
in front of the guy
with his hand.
I'm like,
I got this hand.
Just starts fucking
beating the dude up.
Like a fucking demon.
You guys think I'm some like
homeless dude?
It's a neighborhood dumb dumpster.
Clearly it's the drugs, dude.
It's the drugs.
Go in, man.
I had surgery on my torn ACL.
It's all fun and games
until that bottles out, dude.
Dude's gonna say he tore his ACL and got hooked to drugs.
Yo, Addison, Colby shot a free throw with a torn Achilles.
It doesn't rattle anymore, dude.
Just panic.
You're like, oh.
So it be good.
You're rifling for your mom's Benadryl.
You're just taking anything Neosporin.
I mean, I did take two muscle relaxers today,
and I will say when you're on those and you run out,
you'll do anything for another one.
Okay.
Anything you say.
All right.
I, I, no.
Can you get, can you like, you like nah i'm gonna ask this question
no alk alk any question is a good question i've never taken muscle relaxants like bro all right
so i i fucked my lower back up and they prescribed me literally so it's like a derivative of bicone
but it's called baclofen so i was like all right it has the word back in it. Might as well be good, right?
Are you taking derivatives, bro?
No, backloafing.
You gotta level up your health plan, bro.
No, I mean, I didn't want Vicodin.
Nah, you wanted Vicodin, bro.
I mean, I wanted it.
I wanted it.
I wanted it, but no.
This is something they won't re-prescribe.
He's been lying at the pharmacy, like, shaking.
They give him something that ends in set or fucking.
Doctor, my hand's shaking.
And he's like, oh, they give him the bag.
And it's like, razzle blossom.
And he's like, oh.
Just punching an old lady out.
What do you got, milligram? Following the old lady out in front of her. What do you got?
Following the old lady out in front of her.
What did you get?
Shit, that's what's in my life, dude.
How did she get that?
Bro, I'm in Boston, dude.
They were like, they had to put signs up at the pharmacies like, We don't have Oxycontin here.
I'm telling you, it was crazy here for a while, dude.
You can get fucking codeine here just saying you have a cough at night.
The fucking doctors will just give you a bottle of codeine.
Yeah, fuck that shit.
I like my weed, bro.
I barely drink, right?
But I see a lot here in Boston.
Isn't that the gateway drug to the worst drugs?
Oh, fuck off.
Once you've smoked one marijuana, it's over, nigga.
Bro, I started injecting it.
One marijuana.
Injecting the marijuana.
It's just a wrap.
Bro, I've been smoking weed for years.
I smoke multiple marijuanas a day.
Isn't there a song? It like i was gonna clean my room
and then i got high but then i got yeah you you're not productive when you smoke the weeds guys
be right back i'm gonna smoke my vapor my room is still messed up and i don't
smoking my bong as I say that.
You gotta be smoking that. All right, guys.
Come up here and hang out, dude.
I'm intimidating, y'all.
I'm stroking my shit.
Come on, guys.
Every time I see Redman in the gym, he's high as fuck.
Let's get Sue up here.
I've never heard Sue talk.
What's going on with that?
No, Sue's chill.
Just come on.
Anyone's walking to Crump.
Yeah, let's get some ladies up here.
And ladyboys.
Don't disclude the ladyboys.
I mean, that's your thing.
I mean.
Me gusta?
Yo, who the fuck was that, though?
Who was that?
It's me, bro.
Do that again, bro.
Me gusta?
Me gusta.
I think he liked it.
Me gusta.
That's controversial.
Por favor, seΓ±or, necesito.
Do you want a handbag?
Oh, Consuela.
Consuela.
I come to kill you, Pilar.
Consuela, there's no dust down there, Consuela.
I will love your penis. Oh, Consuela, there's no dust down there, Consuela. I will love your penis.
Oh, Consuela, I don't pay you enough.
Consuela.
I will do you.
I will do you. Oh to you. Your grandmother's face
and your face will do it.
Yeah, while you were fucking fondling me
with the duster, you fucking
knocked over the crystal vase.
I think I scare the ladies sometimes.
Ladies.
I'm much more relaxed, lady. I'm just going through life. I think you scare the ladies sometimes. Ladies. I'm much more relaxed, lady.
I'm just going through life.
I think you're too calm.
You just got to be like, hey, bitch.
Bro, my haters are so calm, dude.
I don't even understand why I'm so calm.
You got to be like, get up here, bitch.
For real, we're red.
Right now when I say bitch.
No, no.
These kind ladies.
I mean, I can go there.
I could do that.
Do I want to?
I think you're too nice.
What happened to being a gentleman, guys?
Bro, I'm trying to be nicer, though.
People say I'm mean.
No, you got to hit him with that nonchalant, raspy, dreadhead ad voice.
Ladies.
Hey.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
Ghostface dropped to a fucking Wu-Tang coin.
Hey. What the fuck is this? Ghostface dropped to a fucking Wu-Tang coin. Ay!
What the fuck?
Fucking walking in.
The Gabagooey.
I'm just smoking weed.
Where the fake ziti's at?
Bro, I'm so tired of seeing the waving fucking thing, man.
God damn.
Thank God for weed.
I just tuned certain people out of my life, dude.
What are you smoking on?
What are you smoking on right now, dude?
Let me check.
What the fuck is this shit called?
Fucking Boston weed, man.
Nah, dude.
Banana condo, dude. Nah, dude. Banana condo, dude.
40, no.
34% THC.
How does it make you feel, Al?
Harvested.
218.
Wait, you're pretty smart.
Wait, 2018?
No, February 18th. Okay, of 25. Wait, you're smoking weed from 18?
Alright.
I keep the love.
More terpenes.
You think your weed the better, dude.
It's my vice.
I kind of do want to cut down down dude, honestly, I do actually want to cut down because of the blondes and shit
just It's like my only vice dude. You got a paper plane it out. Yeah, they be
Okay, you want some recommendations?
I got you.
Alright, let's talk about it. Alright, bro.
You just need to know.
Stop, guys. You're fucking ruining it.
Stop. I'm thinking about
trying ketamine. No, you just need three things.
You need oil. Alright.
If you do the ketamine, do it under doctor's supervision.
Nah.
Shut the fuck up. I'll tell anyone to do ketamine if it's under doctor's supervision because that actually shut the fuck up I'll tell anyone
to do ketamine
if it's under
doctor's supervision
who said that
one unfollow
whoever said that
who was it
we're gonna go
with the honor system
what they say
oh shit
who said that
who said it
we're gonna go
with the honor system
said what
someone DM me
was it the ketamine
if I don't follow you
DM me
and tell me who it was
I'm so confused.
Was it the academy thing?
I thought you was talking about
smoke crack.
You're now not getting the cabal.
Crack really not that
unhealthy if you think about it.
I can't even get this conversation
off the ground so I can make the cabal.
I got you, bro.
Can I make the cabal, dude?
Guys.
Talking shit. Like, I don't
want to have to talk so I can make the cabal.
I can't make the cabal.
I got another scenario, too.
I'm talking jokes, making the cabal.
Something's got to happen. I'm going to make a mistake.
While we wait,
I got another scenario.
The cabal.
I don't think you understand how serious this is, dude.
Rasmus is in this cabal, dude, already.
Rasmus.
He's there, dude, just blowing vape with his fucking big nose.
Bro, Rasmus is awesome.
What?
He's in there already.
That's what I'm saying.
Let me fucking build this thing, dude.
You'll have a better cabal than Rasmus, dude.
They're in there already, dude.
Can I build it?
Shut the fuck up.
Let me build it, dude.
Fucking let me build it.
Swear to God, dude. these dudes definitely had lead paint or
Live near some kind of industrial power plant
Some kind of water problem in their town
Too much iron right something happened along the way
It's like you just try to listen to them talk long enough
And it just comes out right like oh I grew up eating juice boxes. I
Never had water like okay. I understand
My dad used to leave me in the car in the summer time
like yep, I
Understand that you just I write these things down on my desk near people's Twitter names like okay this
This guy was left in the fucking hot sun
When he was three all the time by his dad when he went into the bar and
He's got brain damage, right? That's why he's the way is I'm like, okay
Other guys, right? It's like, why is this guy so, like, volatile, right?
It's like, all right, a girl flew him out and ate his ass.
Volatility.
Whoa.
Volatility was formed.
I'm listening.
This happened, right?
And then he got a voucher for the flight home because he missed his flight.
And the flight that she paid for
He got an extra twelve hundred on it
Then he flew to Thailand and he went to bed with some
That is a lie.
My passport would say... Thailand, Thailand, Thailand, Thailand, Thailand, Thailand.
He's like, welcome back when he goes there.
He's like, here he is.
Welcome.
Would you like a usual place?
He's trying to play it off with you and shit.
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I don't know, dude.
I like a girl I can throw around the room.
Whoa.
You like a girl that can throw you around the room? Wasn't Barbie like fucking seven feet tall?
Oh, yeah.
She was 5'9".
Okay.
She was a little bigger.
Apparently, she threw you around.
Tossed you, you could say. Make him stop. Tossed my salad a you around. Tossed you, you could say.
Make them stop.
Tossed my salad a little bit.
Tossed your salad.
Now, we want to know.
Did she put you in the shower first?
Oh, I took a shower.
Or is this like walking around Vegas hot, like eating that sweaty ass?
No, I made sure I took a shower.
Oh, no. So you knew it was happening? I'm definitely in no shower. She did it to you? Like I made sure I took a shower. Oh, no.
So you knew it was happening?
I'm definitely in no shower.
She did it to you.
Like, hey, go take a shower.
I'm going to eat that ass.
Champ.
She, like, smacked you in the ass.
Bro, like I said.
She alpha'd you, didn't she, right?
Like, she alpha'd you.
I said no many times.
Did she send you off in, like, an Uber, like, a hole?
Like, she had a car there, but it was, like, your Uber's there.
I don't know why she begged me to do that.
No, wait. I need to know this, right? Because it sounds like she definitely emasculated you.
Did she send you off
in an Uber?
Maybe, but...
Oh! How am I this?
Oh, no.
No, she didn't.
I have an emasculated story.
I'm telling you, dude.
She got me off in her test, brother.
It's a fucking gift.
I knew it before I had it.
Oh, dude.
I just know these things.
You can't get it by me
when it comes to this shit.
Shoddy cracked his buns, bro.
Bro, I didn't get sent off.
What do you mean?
You just said that.
No, I didn't. You just said that. No, I didn't.
You just said that.
No, we got driven.
Nah, dude, this is not.
We'll cut that up.
You said that.
You're not gaslighting me, dude.
You just said that in front of everybody.
No, I didn't.
What?
You just said that.
Oh, no, man. I heard it, too. He didn't ask if she You just said that. Oh, no, man.
I heard it, too.
He didn't ask if she got you an Uber.
He said yes.
Like, you misheard something.
But, like, what actually happened was.
I said, I bet you that she fucking called you.
She was emasculating you.
So, it's like, she blew your back out.
She ate the ass out.
She hit you with the towel after.
She threw the towel on you, bro. She sent the ass out. She hit you with the towel after. She threw the towel on you, bro.
She toweled you, dude.
Why would she put me on the towel?
You're all supposed to give them the towel, dude.
Fucking dumbass.
Nah, dude.
Why would she?
Nah, she is.
Nah, dude.
You never knock go with the towel, man.
Nah, you don't accept the towel, dude. If a girl tried to give me a towel, I wouldn't even take it. Bro, she dropped me off. I'll a towel, man. Nah, you don't accept the towel, dude.
If a girl tried to give me a towel, I won't even take it.
Bro, she dropped me off.
I'll dodge you, dude.
I'll roll right out of bed and dodge that fucking towel.
And get her a towel.
You're not doing that to me.
Nah.
Wait, what's happening?
What do you mean?
Addison got pegged.
She's treated him like a hoe.
She basically emasculated him below.
So she played the role of the guy, right?
She paid for it.
She fundraised it.
She flew him out.
She Ubered him in.
She fucking smacked him in the ass on the way in the shower.
You better wash that ass.
Because mommy's hungry.
Look, you know what?
She ate this bro
Then she sent him on his way bro
That's actually pretty good, bro. I would have walked into that uber. Oh, I would have walked out
I would have been clutching my bag
Release of someone walk like you're looking back at the house. The release of someone walking.
Like,
you're looking,
you're looking back at the house.
She's in the window,
and you almost want to cry,
right?
You sit in the room. Did you use any salad dressing?
They're like,
where,
where,
where am I taking you,
sir?
Hold on,
hold on,
hold on,
hold on.
Look,
that's actually pretty good
what happened to Addison,
but,
where did he,
where he fucked up
is he didn't bag her
as a sugar mommy. That's where you
fucked up. That's where you're...
You don't think I fucking tried?
Look, if
you tried, you still didn't succeed.
Try harder, niggas.
And then all this shit on Twitter happened.
I almost fucking had it until everyone's
oh, you big girlfriend, big girlfriend, now let's fucking talk about it all the fucking time on Twitter happened. I almost fucking had it until everyone's, oh, you fake girlfriend, fake girlfriend.
Now let's fucking talk about it all the fucking time on Twitter.
Fuck off.
The Twitter shit really was what, like, fucked it all up.
That's why niggas gotta move in silence, bro.
No, 100%.
And that's why I will never do that shit again.
I've learned a fucking hard lesson.
And it is what it is.
Yeah, but wait.
At the same time, you bagged a girl on here.
It was like a,
it was a moment.
As much as people tease you,
they're teasing you about,
about getting flown out
and having sex,
right?
I mean,
these dudes aren't having sex,
Addison.
Yeah,
you guys are a bunch of insults.
Well,
hold on.
boss.
Leave me out of that.
Leave me out of that too.
Nah,
you're in that.
leave me out of that. Emoji. Holy shit. Cut me in too, nah, you're in that. No, leave me out of that.
You know, it's a locker room in there and it gets crazy and I get it.
Bro, look, I've seen multiple.
It's funny what happened.
I don't know why you ever disclosed to us so long after that she ate your ass.
That was like a low point.
That was after she was.
That was a low point for you.
There's some things you just
you should have died with that secret.
You should have died with that dude.
Told your dogs.
Maybe, but I just wanted everyone to know
if anyone kissing her, you can kiss my motherfucking ass.
I'll kiss her.
That's why you said it, right?
Because AJ?
AJ, you got shit on your beard.
Now, motherfucker. I'm going for the kiss. AJ, you got shit on your beard. Now, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Azadi, this is hit all over your t-shirt now, you motherfucker.
Here comes easy.
I said a lot of things when I was, like, obviously not into Metro State.
Nothing.
We're just talking nonsense.
But I will say, update, just I'll have to recap this. We're just talking nonsense, but I will say update just I'll have to recap this we're just talking nonsense
but uh, I will say I was hit up twice this evening by the Bobo whistleblower and
right on target
wrecked is dumping or insiders are dumping the wallets with the market to look like it's the market and
He sent me some screenshots and the same wallets that I've sent if you look
They're dumping right now ten eight grand eight grand ten grand twelve grand five grand six square
So that's happening in the last few hours. They're dumping the fuck out of it. So that's kind of funny
Well, you know, I was just telling my group I got four fucking hours tomorrow
After that four hours I got got some time. Send me
them motherfucking wallets if you would, bro.
Yeah.
It's actually the ones I've sent you.
I can put me them easy deep dives on their ass.
Yeah. I can resend them, but it's the
ones that, it's the same. Oh, is it the same ones you've
already sent me? Yeah. Okay. Okay. No.
You got to look at all of them, right?
Yeah. No worries. No worries. Same
wallets. No new wallets, right?
No, nothing new yet.
Yeah.
Well, see, I just glanced through them.
I didn't do no deep dive.
Yeah, they're active right now.
I don't know which one, but one out of the six.
I can tell you what it is.
Yeah, there will be no problem.
I thought there was a new wallet.
No worries.
The one that ends in 3C is dumping.
Check my other pen.
I've seen that, yeah.
Yeah, he sent me a screenshot.
11K, 10K, 8K,
8K, 5K,
4K, 4K,
They're pulling from that chart
They're living the dream bro
Living the dream
Yeah we're just fucking around
Got a little autistic in here
What happened to the Bubba show?
What the hell I'm seeing here?
What's done happening there?
I haven't brought him up yet
And people are telling me he's now
Made a show
And it said he cancelled it I haven't brought him up yet, and people are telling me he's now made a show.
And it said he canceled it.
Set a reminder.
Did he went full gay?
Man, listen, let me tell you something.
You let this market turn.
You let this market turn.
You give Bubba another four weeks, let this market turn, he'll be. We're not allowed to say that word here, bro.
He'll be on David Goxstein's show,
goddamn promoting coins and shit.
You just said it twice, dude.
They'll have him set up in the back.
They'll say, Bobby, you're a good one for it.
That's three times, bro.
Four times.
All right.
He'll be the new fucking three-legged rabbit.
What he can and cannot say.
They need a new fucking...-legged rabbit What he can and cannot say I need a new fucking I'm in a chill mood
Josh, Josh, Josh
That was Josh that said that?
Josh
Three-legged rabbit
It was a worm
What is a three-legged rabbit?
Alright guys, hear me out here
I want you guys to envision
What's happening right now.
The market's a little dry.
It's a little volatile.
I'm trying to do a remodel
of the show.
And I'm taking her down to the studs.
Now this is going to be like
a Wendy's. We're still open.
But you're coming to get your food
now and there's fucking raw wiring
out, sparking. There's fucking raw wiring out.
Sparking.
There's fucking dangerous shit happening.
Hold on to your fucking kids.
Can I stick my dick in a frosty though?
There's some sketchy workers.
I haven't done those background checks.
You're going to have to stick your dick in a frosty.
Anyway, so what I'm trying to say is I'm trying to rebrand the show.
And bring more people onto the show.
So you might see some controversial things go down.
And I'm going to say, just let it happen and just see where it takes us.
Just let it happen.
Al, you're trying to make some serious money now.
100%.
That's what I've been doing for years, bro.
I make a fucking killing.
Oh, I know you're killing it.
So I tell people to fuck with you.
Follow this guy. You get on that
arc, goddamn, you'll be the best there is
here. I'll tell you what, I won't
have a goddamn leg to stand
against you. If you get to doing that and making
that content, man, it'll
go viral over time, bro.
Yeah, but I bring my friends with me.
That's what I mean. I'm not coming here to
take dudes out of here. I want to win with me. That's what I mean. I'm not coming here to, like, take dudes out of here.
Like, I want to win with my friends.
Hell yeah, man.
100%.
So it's time to say who's in the cabal.
But I'm trying to grow the group.
You know what I mean?
We can say it, right?
It's been fractured, divided.
Right?
We need to expand.
Yeah, I feel you, bro.
Like, I got a buddy
he tells me all the time, Al.
He says, easy, when you hit it
big, man, he says,
don't forget about us little people.
He said,
you know, we like airplane,
we like first class airplane rides
and airplane tickets, and
we like weekends in the Bahamas and stuff
too, you know?
You know, that's why I said you-
They're sitting in an economy, you know?
Listen, no, I'm going to go back here and kill it.
He's going to put these guys to shame.
Because here's what happens is
the cream always rises to the top, bro.
Got the fucking
money.
Got the motherfucking money.
Retweeter, yes. Money is fake. Got the fucking Laquille. Got the motherfucking money. Retweet the rest.
You know what it is?
We're stronger together, right?
We're going to knock these walls down
and build bigger.
That's what I'm trying to do right now.
I'm also going to crush little David Gox.
Mr. Gorbachev,
take down that wall.
I got you. Right now, tonight. Rightbachev, take down that wall. I got you.
Right now, tonight,
I'm incorporating
a hybrid meadow.
Hold on. We're incorporating
Zoomers,
Millennials,
and Boomers,
and we're morphing these
motherfuckers. Nah, we're doing it.
Boomers got money.
Boomers got money boomers
Shut the hell up I
Say we rob all the boomers so the housing prices will do 75%
I'm going to
All right, 95 95
Never going
Canada is gonna drop a hundred percent of their
tariffs tomorrow watch I'm gonna crash the Florida house oh 100% so many
countries so many countries are gonna drop the tariffs the other guy ajax what
do you know about us so I may or may not have worked I may or may not have worked with Eric Trump in the past.
As my family does.
I may or may not.
May or may not.
Believe you.
I may or may not have been at the Four Seasons when a bunch of senators were there this Christmas and New Year's.
Stop playing these riddles with me, man.
Stop riddling me, man.
But you know what that sounds
like to me? All you're telling me
is you were around a bunch of
fucking crazy.
You're not
wrong. You were not.
You were right. You are 100%
right. I was at a strip club once when Big D.
Wait, I want to hear a story. Maybe there's something
good coming. Get the good part.
I mean, it was good. You go there, there's something good coming that's a good part i mean it was good you go there there's
700 secret service members they had really good food the buffet was really good they made some
speeches egon was there you know it was a lot of fun i was a little scared i got patted down seven
times before i got into the building it was bro it... Bro, it was kind of like TSA. I was close, you know?
But I didn't bust.
Sadly not.
He crashed out.
I'm trying to chill, bro.
Frank still follows me
somehow, right?
Trying to chill.
He was right about
one thing. Buying the Trump NFTs is
actually getting to go to
Mar-a-Lago. Crazy work, bro.
That's some demon shit, right?
He was on the fucking
stream with just
demon in the charts,
dude.
No remorse, bro.
How do you want a visual record of you nuking a charge
like i want to go you got a bundle 80 i'm going to a dark room by myself dude smoking a cigarette
this dude just like they're like just dumping on the stream dude you bundle 80 you know you
shill it to your five different people and probably nothing, a new dump on everybody.
That's the way to do it. And he made
$10 million. I got to respect the hustle.
Wait, MLG isn't the next mark?
What do you
mean? You know, Aiden Ross put $200K
in it and it's $50 now.
That was generational wealth.
They refunded him. It's not crazy.
If you really don't believe that Aiden bought coins
before that and you truly think he lost money on that, you're an idiot.
No, he got refunded, bro.
I actually think what happened is they were just max short.
They did buy it, but they were just max short on the coin.
That's probably the best play by far.
No, Aiden bought it before the stream, man.
You can think otherwise.
There's many aspects that went into that.
That's old news.
Now let's look at what's happening, bro.
Listen,
a lot of people are still waiting
for the super cycle.
You guys are fucking retarded.
Yeah, they're going to be waiting
for 100 years, brother.
Yeah, listen.
Until the aliens come and buy our shit coins, they're going to be waiting
for that super cycle. Listen, the best...
I had a motherfucker
in my DM talking about
dog with...
I'm scooping up more dog with hat. It's going
to the moon. Shut your bitch ass up.
That's what I was just saying. What the fuck you
talking about? Bro, he's going to be working at
Wendy's with a side gig at Sonic.
Ajax is like
Person's ever heard on crypto Twitter. I don't know
We're just getting annoyed jack is that fiat or crypto okay, I may be retarded But that's why I'm a good mean
But that's why I'm a good meme.
I think EZ was trying to say how retarded someone was.
Retarded someone was easy go
EZ, go ahead.
Ah, man, it slipped my mind.
I mean, it's just what I was.
At some point, I was hearing something and it threw a red flag up for me.
I can't remember what it was.
Somebody had said something.
I don't know who said.
Crypto super cycle.
Was it the super cycle?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That people are still waiting for the super cycle oh so
so what are that's the thing what are you calling a super cycle like like like this the the cycle I
mean to me honestly honestly I can't help it if you're trying to turn your fucking $19.42 into a million, bro.
I think 2017 is a super cycle. It's a super cycle
anytime you can take a few hundred thousand
dollars and make
5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 14 million
dollars in a four year period here.
You don't think that's a goddamn
super cycle?
You don't think that's a goddamn
percentage? It depends on which side
of the fence you were on.
No, I'm saying, I'm just saying,
you got $300,000,
$400,000.
You've got that to come here, and you're
going to spend another
$200,000 a year
for a few years, or $100,000
a year for a few years. So you take
invest $600,000 here, and in four years, pull out $19 million or something? for a few years or a hundred thousand a year for a few years. So you take invest 600 fucking K here.
And in four years,
pull out $19 million or something like,
like stupid money that people do here.
I wouldn't exactly call it a super cycle.
I call it like a,
it's a great transfer as well.
I feel like a super cycle or not a super cycle.
I would suppose like last,
last cycle,
they were, there were little to no altcoins that had-
You're trying to turn your couple hundred thousand
into six million, four million, bro.
Like that's a super cycle.
It makes no difference that somebody else is down there
looking for a super cycle.
And to him, a super cycle is that he can take his $1,942
or even his $6,400
and he thinks he's going to
have $4 million.
That's the super... See what I'm saying?
You got to
really
talk about what the super cycle
is to you, bro.
Everybody has a different meaning.
There's levels to this shit.
To me,
that's like the conversation
of retail.
Motherfuckers will get
100x and then look for 1,000x
and be like, why am I poor?
I'm just saying.
It's facts, though.
It's facts.
I see people make 30 sold in one day
and lose it before the 24 hour period
Where's my 50 sold bro?
With my other 22,000 soul. Yeah, okay. That's good. That's good
We're good. We're good brother. There's you know all the all the bundled coins
You know you launch and you just rock kids on chain. It's fire. The bundlers cost seven sold. You just rug people on chain
My bad game is game
You're basically
You're providing a new game every single time you're transferring well, I'm just I'm providing a game for people to play
It's not my problem. They suck at the game, you know? It is what it is.
100%.
Like the casino.
If they are running out of roulette tables, I'll provide my roulette table.
And I'll name it fucking bananas.
And people, when they play it, they lose.
It's not my fault.
They play the game where 99% of people lose.
They know what they're doing.
Exactly. It is what it is
I'm talking about
I'm sorry if you guys can hear that I'm watching the car
He made he made a hundred X and now he's washing his car.
He's good.
Bobby.
Bobby Zou.
Here's the thing.
Out.
Here's the thing. What this gentleman just said, whether you like it or not, was 100% factual.
And he just told you.
He told you the game.
That's the alpha.
The alpha is not going when somebody...
Hold on.
I ain't going to tell you what ain't the alpha.
You do you.
I'm telling you what the alpha is.
What this gentleman just said right there.
Rugging kids on chain?
That's bullish, bro.
Whatever.
There's 65 people in this room.
You're making money doing it.
64 of them are stupid.
Are you making money doing it? Hey, hey are stupid. It's not that bad.
We have two smart people in this room.
Me not included.
You know?
Sounds like you're making money.
I mean, I think I turned
250k into like
3.5 mil.
People were like,
it's going to 10 mil. It's going.5 mil. That's good. And people, yeah, bro, people were like, it's going to 10 mil.
It's going to 10 mil right now.
He's in my fucking hand.
Yes, sir.
Let's hear the guy out.
Man.
I'm just saying, y'all get mad when people rub coins on you, but you got to be the one
to rub the coins.
You know, that's the game.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I'm just saying.
You can't lose if it's your game.
Any projects we know of?
I'm simply in Fartcoin and
Housecoin right now.
And I'm dropping a bundler soon.
The cheapest one on the market so y'all can
fuck people on chain.
You know what I mean?
We need volume though.
We need volume to do that.
I got a volume bot coming.
I got a market making about coming down
right now you need the market to come back i think we'll be okay there's still brother
still like seven billion dollars of volume a day hey jack let me ask you a couple questions
have you ever have you ever bought i'm gonna name three or four coins have you ever bought you any
bobo have you ever got you any ribs have you ever got you any little skiddy-dibbity toilet?
And have you ever got you some shame, foul, moo-foo, and some Trump Jack, and some Soy Jack, and some Big Brain, and some Little Brain?
Have you ever got any-
Yo, Bobo, the bear coin?
Bobo, the bear coin?
They even had me-
Hold, y'all fucking my skid up, man. Goddamn, quit talking over me.
They even had the goddamn
little mean coin.
It was called
little David
small penis coin. Remember the
micro penis coin?
The David Moxie coin
ran the best.
Y'all are autistic, man.
Yeah, stop.
Y'all motherfuckers fucked me up.
He fucked me up.
Yeah, he'll forget.
I was about to come up with a hell of a punchline.
I don't got dementia.
Whoa.
Bro, so I guess, have you ever bought any of them coins?
Nah, I ain't touching that shit.
Bro, just saying.
I bought Bobo.
Wait, he's mad.
Hold on, guys.
I got a question.
And listen, I could just...
This guy's crazy as a motherfucker, guys.
I left out some, right?
I left out the fucking
all the Pepeverse bullshit
that was all insider grift.
Every fucking Pepeverse coin
was all an insider
of four people. The Momo,
the Boo Boo, the fucking Snee Noob.
Yeah, it was the same there.
He launched this yellow chicken.
Hold on a second. Quit cutting me off,
bro. Shut the fuck up.
Let me finish my monologue, right?
My bad.
Well, listen.
See, I left them coins out so you don't have to tell me if you bought them or didn't.
I'm just talking about all these other ones and about another 40 some more.
And if your answer to that question is you ain't bought them coins, you're probably going to make it, sir.
You know why? Because you just didn't get caught up in the goddamn Little David and the goddamn C.
Little David and the goddamn C. Casa Cabal.
Don't let, don't get me to talk about any NFTs.
Let me hear you say skippity-ba-dippity again.
You got to give him a chance.
This dude is smart, funny, and you'll learn from him too, right?
You just got to bear with you.
You just don't interrupt him.
I think you guys would actually fuck with one.
This dude's crazy as it gets, but smart.
He'll take on a whole collection by himself,
barehanded dude, and wreck him.
He's a fucking force of nature, dude,
if you don't know EZ, and he's very smart.
So this is why you got to break these walls down on Twitter,
and you got to meet people.
I'm telling you guys,
because you want an easy in your
corner, right? You do.
You might not think you do. Easy.
You get in the bundler and I'm going to help
you rug. Don't worry. I got you.
I'm bringing people together.
Nah, don't be like this shit
I bought. Use code Alchemist at checkout
for 10%.
Start with the name.
I'm not even shilling them.
It started with the letter D.
I bought a bundler to rug.
And the bundler rugged me.
Wait, did you buy dog tools and got rugged?
Took my fucking money.
Oh, God.
I had $9,000.
I had $9,000 in that bitch. You did last all of it? Yeah, that shit going. God
Yeah, that's you know, I'm worried about it is like dude the
Talking about it right now I wasn't gonna run I was like This motherfucker was kissing
The rain and shit with the song on
Let the niggas speak
Was that Cresty's project though
Like Cresty the clown
Was that his project
No totally different project
I'm just a white man with a family
We have a lady up here
I'm just a white man with a phantom. We have a lady up here. I'm just a white man with a phantom.
Guys, welcome the lady.
Let her speak.
Let her speak.
Let her speak.
What's good, baby?
I originally came up here to talk whenever Aslan was talking about getting his BH licked.
Oh, let's go back.
Let's circle back.
Let's circle back.
I had some questions.
His bean, right?
What do you call that?
The bean?
The brown eye? No, that's not a bean, bro. Let's not go right? What do you call that? The bean? The brown eye?
No, that's not bean, bro.
Let's not go there.
What do you call that?
The brown eye?
The Wink and Star?
The brown eye.
The brown eye.
The brown eye.
The Wink and Star.
Nah.
But I don't want to get him upset because we moved on from that.
Nah, go ahead.
Go ahead.
You brought it up.
What?
Because that's the reason I asked him.
Ma'am. She won next. You know, you got to go. We're going to die. She has a lady. What? Because that's the reason I asked. Ma'am.
She won next.
You got to go.
We're going to die.
She has a lady.
Can't wait to talk about butt action.
Myth busted.
Myth busted.
They love it.
All right.
Go ahead, ma'am.
I don't.
You said no many times
Back off I'm taking
No not you
I gotta tell these ladies now
Mrs. Zou just said bye
My fucking sex symbol
Mrs. Zou said bye
Don't cut this man off
She's talking about ballplay dude
You got dudes full goon right now.
You just fucked their fucking...
Your freshly washed hair
and like bent over
and like, yeah, bitch, you're gonna take it
or after you said...
Yo, drop the OnlyFans link.
Are your feet on camera right now?
Let me interrupt and you can hear my voice
if you're mid-goon.
Are your feet on camera?
Not for me. I'm asking for my friend.
And her asking many a times.
Whoa.
Runting, taking a shower.
We want to know, did you arch your back, though, for real, for real?
And then I laid on the bed.
Yeah.
I did not arch my back.
Did you scoot it?
Yeah, he didn't arch his back.
He's a rookie.
Hey, were your toes clenched?
Were your toes clenched?
Did you come though for real?
Dominate me or anything like that.
Bite the pillow, you went in dry.
It was 99%. Yeah, what what type of loop did you use?
I don't know
Good old hot to
Like polished off on the tip of it, right?
Jesus Christ
Shit never felt so smooth
Did you spread this cheeks?
I thought I was frisky
I'll work out a little bit
I'll let this girl
This girl's on crypto Twitter
This man's whole life getting his ass ate
I can get you that
I was just in a space with a girl
talking about how she pegged her boyfriend.
That might have been her.
What was her name?
Her name was Anal.
Her name was Anal.
And she has...
She has...
She has...
She has... Yeah, bro. She has has her own xvideos profile bro.
She's got her own OnlyFans.
Does she rap?
She's obnoxious.
She does rap.
Yeah she does rap.
That's her.
Block her.
That's her.
Yeah.
She tries to rap.
She was rapping about tentacles and anal beads.
You know?
What's her username so I stay as far away from her as possible?
No, seriously, I need the username.
It's Las Vegas Barbie.
I'm trying, I'm trying.
Darcy and Hutch.
You're two really asking for a friend. It's after dark where it gets kind of raunchy, crazy, freak-a-leak-esque.
We're talking about prenuptial agreements.
Girls with fucking satanic rituals in their other bedroom.
And if you're about to go clap those those cheeks and she pulls out a box of
sexual joy.
Helicopter!
Thank you, my friend.
Did you like that slushie?
Yeah, I'm supposed to be to this
little fucking groovy ass beat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me and you beatin' nothing like Madison. Yeah, yeah. Come up here.
Oh, come on.
So let's do it like.
Little fruity bitch on the TL showing her feet.
She had a kind of knee.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, man, I'm freestyle.
Are you rubbing your nipples right?
Like, let's put yourself in the mirror. I'll be rubbing my nipples all the time, Shadi.
Whoa.
About to go ham, about to go ham.
My nipples could cut glass.
You ever flip that shit and watch it grow like two inches?
Two inches, bro?
One max.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You brought the two in, bro.
Two inches, bro.
Yo, what? Two inches, bro. One max. I don't know what you're talking about. You brought the two inches, bro. Yeah, two inches.
What?
Mrs. Zoo wants to know who you're taking.
We ain't doing all that.
I don't care.
Mrs. Zoo wants to know who you're taking. Mrs. Zoo can DM me or some shit.
Mrs. Zoo can boil up, nigga.
Yo, we got two-inch nipples, though.
What the fuck is going on?
Who's got them two-inch hangers, bro?
Bubba's mom.
You can take a towel on that shit, dude.
You don't need a towel hanger.
Dude, headlights are living.
I feel like you're about to order
a delivery of pizza.
I'm like, I'm accepted.
Big pepperoni.
Hey, you gonna fuck with pepperoni?
Wait, pineapple. Is fuck with pepperoni? Oh, pineapple.
Wait, pineapple.
Is it pepperonis you have?
Yo, do they come from Pizza Hut or not?
Are they like the Pizza Hut, you know, pepperonis?
Or are they like the Domino's pepperonis?
Ooh.
Yeah, Little Caesars.
Little Caesars?
I don't know about that one bro $5 hot and red
That's like crackhead pizza
That's a real food
Wait
Speaking of crack
You could do it with a plastic straw
Just saying
Okay hold on Yo pineapple You could do it with the plastic straw just saying
Okay, hold on your pineapple I'm now curious. I don't know if you're real so you know my DMS are open
I Don't know. I don't know if you're real you said pepperoni
You know below you gotta work on that race, bro I need
You gotta work on that race bro
She just bought it you bro
Do you ever join these spaces while you're doing uber name your price?
My uber driver trades meme coins, you know, And then he crashed onto the train tracks.
My client was actually curious about the
Piperones.
Here's what I don't think people understand.
Like,
just play the game for Keith, bro.
Just play the
Yeah, you just gotta rug people on chain,
bro. That's the game. It is what it is.
Game is game, bro. Accept it or leave, you know got to rug people on chain, bro. That's the game. It is what it is. Game is game, bro.
Accept it or leave, you know?
Oh, since we got a bunch of the retarded guys in here and stuff and guys.
But that ain't how you got to make money.
But that is what most people do here.
But you don't have to.
That's like 90%.
And then 10% are people who are trying to rug, but they got lucky.
Hey, Belosie, why don't you tell Ajax your story of the 15 seconds
and see what his opinion is of it oh he already knows um look ajax 14 seconds yo let him speak let him
speak i want to hear i want to hear you know him go ahead no no oh the, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like the fuck like okay yo look the 15 second rule is ajax you know how you drop food on the
floor and like you you have like three seconds to five seconds to pick it up and like otherwise
the devil is fucking like it like he ate it or some shit well Well, for me, like if, if somebody comes to me and says, yo, I I'm
going to give you $5 million. If you can suck my dick, I'm like, yo, sure. Why not? So,
you know, like I won't be gay. It is because I will only suck his cock for like 14 seconds.
It's $5 million. It ain't gay. If's $5 million. What did we just do here?
He said if it goes to 15 seconds, that's when it turns gay at 15 seconds.
How the fuck?
He never made it to Johnny before.
If it's seven figures, it ain't gay.
There's some freaky out niggas in here to do it for free.
What the fuck?
What year were you born?
Because that's not how it goes at all.
Do you have any relation to Jeffrey Epstein?
No, but what I'm saying is...
I don't understand y'all people.
Were you tattoo on Epstein Island?
Yo, the Lolita Express
as a trans fan.
You know?
I'm born in the 80s.
This nigga's alive, boy.
Unk? Unk? Yo, what's up, Unk? How you doing? 80s? Damn. know I'm I'm
Yo, what's up
Yo, if you're getting paid five million dollars you can't tell me you wouldn't suck a dick for $5 million, even if you're straight. I can tell you I wouldn't suck a dick for $5 million.
Is it vain, though?
Never suck a dick for $5 million.
That still makes it.
Bro, I'm not sucking a dick for $100 million.
I don't need a Milky Way upside down because of the veins.
Okay, yo, stop lying.
Everybody stop lying for a second.
What if it could be your own?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait.
One person speaks at a time.
Look, y'all are fucking poor, so you need to understand this.
You've never seen $5 million cash in front of you.
I've seen $10 million cash in front of me.
I've seen $50 million cash in front of've seen 15 and I can tell you one thing a hundred grand is nothing but a small
stack was that USD or rupee Yeah, behind a wall that they were Overdivers seeing $15 million in cash
Yeah, and it was Canadian money, so it was worth about $1.50
No, I want to hear the story. Where did you see over $10 million in cash?
Monopoly.
I actually have a video. I'll post like a...
Not the full amount, but I'll post a little bit.
But listen, bro. Like like What I'm saying is you got when you guys experience that?
Moment where you guys see a fucking shitload of money in front of you trust me when I tell you you're sucking that day nothing, you know
You guys are
No amount of money would let me put my entire team in the last day's money.
No amount of money would would
No amount.
Yeah, you just don't want the bag bad enough.
I'm going to be honest.
$5 million?
Come on.
I understand.
If I was driving an Uber Y, Ubering and pulling over Gooning as much as you did, $5 million would look very appetizing to me.
Yeah, he's driving the uber black, all right?
Give him a little respect.
You know, it's at least a black.
Yeah.
At least it's a fucking black.
But listen, look, like I'm telling you,
damn life-changing money in front of you,
trust me, you wouldn't even do a backflip
after a second back date.
Bro, no, I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do it for one, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't do it for
one millisecond. I wouldn't...
One billion dollars to
suck Jeff Bezos. No, hell no.
No, no. A billion dollars?
Now we're just negotiating price.
Now we're just negotiating price.
Yeah.
We're still talking about this shit.
Like, we got
Jeff Bezos, or like fucking, like, Dave Blunt's glizzy. Like, we got with Jeff and Jeff and Glyzy or, like, fucking, like,
Dave Blunt's Glyzy. Like, who's Glyzy
we talking here about, nigga?
Five million dollars?
Don't matter.
Rosie will suck anyone's dick for five million dollars.
Don't matter.
Shit, I know it.
Booby, you're probably, like, fucking...
You have 50 million.
Dude, I am not sucking anyone's dick for any amount of money.
It doesn't make a difference.
I'm not giving it up.
Money don't mean that much.
What about your own dick?
What if it was mine?
I wouldn't be able to reach it probably.
I mean, it's close.
You can try.
I might have to hold it in half to make it a little smaller.
I've actually licked my own dick.
It's not gay.
It's my body. I'm experiencing it it a little smaller. I've actually licked my own dick. It's not gay. It's my body.
I'm experiencing it.
What?
Listen.
Sometimes you tell too much information.
Look, I'm just chiming into the fucking conversation.
Has that ever worked?
Like as a woman hearing you say that,
she slides up in your DMs.
Like, oh, you lick your own dick.
Like, hey, boy.
Did you take out one of
your ribs or not you know or you're just skinny no it was actually pretty easy man just fucking
bend over lick your dick bro like it's very simple i i did it for my educational purposes
not just because i want to fucking suck my own dick has an animal as an animal uh ever licked your dick?
No, no, no.
I wanted to see...
I understand what you said.
I understand that part.
I said, has an animal ever licked your dick?
No, this is...
Oh, hell.
Why was the animal licked your dick?
I don't know. I mean one
I don't know.
I mean, once...
But that's the first and last thing ever licked.
Did experience a dog licking my I
And it was fucking I knew it was
FBI's coming. Sorry. Oh, no, but but you need to understand. No, I think you guys are taking out of
You need to understand.
No, I think you guys are taking out of context.
Out of context?
I was banging her dog.
Your dick looked by a dog out of context.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I was banging this girl.
Right?
She had two dogs.
Two fucking chih tzus.
Right?
Very, very small dogs.
You know?
And I was banging her.
She was unconscious.
So you had to resort to get peanut butter.
Hold on.
You were hitting all the dogs and you rubbed your penis all over its face, right?
No, no. I was banging
her dog's tail. What happened is her
dogs came from the bed and
I'm like, okay, so I pulled out. I want
to, you know, like get rid of the dog.
So I took one dog out
and I put him down. The other one
like slightly
licked my cock and then I, you know, I
took him out and I put
This is all recorded that's the funniest part is this is all recorded someone please clip this
Recorded line All recorded. Someone please clip this. You have called on a recorded line, sir.
FBI, open up!
obviously, since dogs have
shitload of germs, I went to the doctor,
you know, just to check up.
So you got dog aids, is what you're telling me.
You shot your load of
dog's face.
You got worms!
You pulled out. You the dog's face. That nigga got worms. You pulled out.
You said you pulled out.
And then the dog licked your dick right before you came.
So you shot your load in the dog's face?
No, no, no.
What the fuck?
They have different laws in Canada.
I guess so.
Nothing's illegal when you drive an Uber, alright?
Nothing's illegal, alright?
You guys are taking it inside the context.
Was the dog taking it inside?
That's the real question.
Was the dog taking it inside? That's the real question was the dog taking it inside
Like the situation happened, okay, okay close your
I pulled out the two dogs were on the bed. They were looking at us weird I pulled out I grabbed one dog
I put him down
Control over it while I grabbed one dog I put him on the floor
My fucking dick so I took him out right away and I put him on the floor and you know like I continued
Are you missing the peanut butter?
Are you missing the peanut butter?
Do you go to Costco a lot?
You know, do you stick your dick in Frosty's you know at Wendy's when you work at Wendy's the real question
Are you fancy like Applebee's on a date night?
Nah, nah.
It's Sonic.
It's Sonic.
My bad.
My bad.
He wears the skates and he sticks his dick in the customer's frosties, you know?
That's Sonic.
I can see him do it.
Bro, I'm telling you, like, I lived through some weird shit, bro.
I can tell.
Like, this is not even, bro, this is not even, like, a fucking story at all.
Like, This is fucking
crazy, bro. I lived through some shit, man.
It's funny.
For me, it's funny.
All I know is I know an ex-Arby's
employee when I hear one.
Nah, I just want to say some roast beef.
Yo, did you ever
fuck a roast beef sandwich
with horsey sauce is my question.
Did you get off all in it? Was there cheese on there or not? The beef and cheddar with with horsey sauce is my question. Did you get off all in it?
Was there cheese on there or not?
Like the beef and cheddar, you know, some horsey sauce?
No, no, but I already fucked a toilet paper kind of thing.
Like just to β
What about a paper towel roll?
What about a paper towel roll?
The toilet paper, you know.
Oh, yeah, the toilet paper roll, the round shit. Yeah, it's the same thing in a toilet paper you know the toilet paper roll the round shit yeah it's the same thing
in a toilet paper roll but longer it's totally one shorter one's longer oh the short one
i understand what the toilet paper one is below g we're not idiots tired of below g sex companions
can i say something real quick one second second. Alright, so boom, right?
Alright, right. Okay, a lot of us,
a lot of people aren't religious. Cool, I get that.
But it's some things you can take from certain religions.
Like Christianity, right? Don't steal. That's a good thing, right?
The best one.
In Islam, when a dog
licks, like if a dog was to lick a plate,
you gotta wash it out seven times,
right? This kind of shows how dirty
the dog mouth is, right?
And I'm just...
My question is, why do white people be kissing dogs in their mouth and shit?
That's the nastiest shit.
Yo, we don't claim those white people.
Sorry, we don't claim them.
Those are the hillbillies.
We don't claim them.
Those are the bullies.
Yo, you see it all over TikTok and all that.
I seen one guy share his fork.
He fed him a steak with the fork and then used the fork.
I'm like, what the fuck is this shit?
I just don't get it.
That's liberalism.
They're liberal.
That's why.
They only lick their ass once in a week.
Once every couple hours.
Like Bologi.
Like Bologi for fun.
Do you ask the uber riders if they want to lick you is that how it goes do you offer them like your
services no no but I give them gum I do give them did you chew the gum first or
you know no no no bro I'm not a fucking weird like oh
Locked up on the back door so they can't get out. Yeah, do you have like an upgraded child lock in your your wear black?
Do child I do child like my my doors. Yeah, I don't want to ride an Uber with you. I'm sorry. Yeah.
You know what I do?
How many people have worked missing in Montreal lately? Don't let Belogio distract you from the fact
that Verdant's new map
drops in 15 hours.
I'll call it duty. New season.
Bro, the reason
why I do that is because
I had a shitload of fucking drunk
idiots, you know,
that would just, like, open the fucking door in the middle of the highway and want to vomit or some shit.
Like, that shit is fucking dangerous, you know?
And I don't want to deal with fucking people dying just by getting a ride with me, you know?
Are you sober when you talk like this, though?
Yeah, do you do drugs?
You're on nothing?
No, he's completely sober.
A real question.
Okay, do you drug-
Do you drug your Uber riders?
Do you, like, put the gas in the car and then, you know, get them to lick you?
Galaxy gas?
He's the bone collector of Uber drivers.
Look at the pros.
He's-
He got the-
What the fuck?
He got the sneaky Pete, except he didn't hook it up.
He's got the pipe right into the car.
What the fuck has he even that, bro?
You've never seen Bone Collector below you?
Bro, do you work for Jeffrey Epstein?
No, what the fuck, bro?
Did you work for him?
Did you work for him?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you work for him?
He was his personal assistant.
How about SBF?
You had to fuck SBF's girlfriend.
Bro, you guys ever...
You ever see the videos?
You ever see the videos?
You see the orgy videos of FTX?
Yo, there's some videos out there.
I know niggas that went to that island.
Why the fuck did you go to that island?
You were raping kids on that island.
Belosio, why don't you put up your real PFP
with your body oiled
that we made you take down?
Why did you go to
a retardio that's mixed
with 80 other things?
Because
you guys told me to remove that shit.
Yeah, because it was
cringe.
It's his banner, Bobby. It's's his banner
it's his banner
in the back
he's gotta click on it
he had it all photoshopped on fiverr and shit
bro look booby when we meet
and we go to like a nice dinner who the fuck is booby when we meet and we go to like a nice dinner
Cover your drink immediately you're gonna get bill Cosby within 10 seconds. I know I'm gonna be fucking seeing fucking what's-her-name
Actually work. I actually worked with a lot of a lot of like serial killers
Why do you guys think I'm this weird like I'm not I'm not a fucking
Yeah, that's crazy bro a toilet you can't go on Amazon and buy like a fucking fleshlight for $20
You know what I mean a toilet paper roll dog
I thought everybody fucking did that shit. I don't know man
Everybody fucked cardboard
Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on everybody fucking did that shit I don't know everybody fuck I'm good did you put
anything in the cardboard or you just fucked the cardboard wrong no he went
dry you went dry no like I just wanted to see it fit though? This is the real question.
Yeah, hell yeah.
No, it didn't fit.
It was close though. It was close.
It was gonna fit, but I'm like, yo, it hurts because the edges are fucking like sharp and shit, you know?
Sorry.
Backed off.
But you know, you know, Amazon exists, brother, you don't need to do this
This is crazy. I can't like
Bro, I can't buy fucking
Like this you can you can go on Amazon you can use your bit refill, you know shout out to bit refill I don't work for them, but this fire you buy Amazon gift card and you go buy whatever you want
Bro, I can because imagine i go fucking buy this shit
and then my dad opens the mailbox and he sees a fucking inside so your dad catching with that
or your dad catching walking in on you fucking a toilet paper roll what's worse you know
i've been there done that. The toilet paper roll?
The tooth...
Okay, okay.
Have you guys tried the toothbrush?
The toothbrush?
The toothbrush?
Bro, someone needs to be in jail, dog.
This is crazy.
The toothbrush.
The screeching seagull?
What the fuck is this?
I can't.
I'm out.
Yo, clip it again.
Clip it again. Run it. Y'all ever heard of the screeching seagull? What the fuck are you talking about? Yo, clip it again. Clip it again.
Run it.
Y'all ever heard of the screeching seagull?
Explain.
Explain.
You use the three shells to wipe your ass with the three shells?
I use cocoa leaves to wipe my ass.
You know what I mean?
Get that little buzz on.
Oh, no.
I just go Punjabi style.
I use my left hand.
Punjabi style?
You fucking the dirt, bro? Punjabi style? You left hand punjabi style you fucking the dirt bro
punjabi style you sick your dick in dirt my friend i sell you good coin i sell you good coin coin go up coin very good very good coin very good you come to my gas station you buy drink
station you buy drink i uh put my dick in tube you know very good very good
i uh put my dick in tube you know very good very good
i'm not actually retarded but this space is making me retarded but it's kind of fun
this is holy shit bro this is a different space
drops so they have to be able to go to your profile Yo can you make an OnlyFans
And then you can post that video
I'll buy you another Paper towel roll
I actually have
An OnlyFans
Hey yo
Send the link
Send link brother
Send link
I'm gonna put it on the big screen TV
Seriously Yeah bro Send me the link. I'm going to put it on the big screen TV.
Seriously?
I will.
Yeah, bro.
I'll put it on the banner, nigga.
Okay, I'll send you guys the link.
Hold on.
Are you shitting me?
I'm not paying you anything, but bullshit.
I'll give you $4 just so I can put it on the space. I'll sacrifice my four dollars
Four dollars I got four dollars no
Okay, then I'm not gonna send you the only fans link but I'll send you like my my sex tape if you want
Is it is it with one of your uber riders or no?
One of them is yeah one of them. Oh
My god, bro
Getting worse
Oh my wife is sitting here trolling you below G
Why what did she say she'll say it if she wants to say it, but she's just shaking her head a lot.
Bro, some of y'all need God.
Holy crap, dude.
Why is she shaking her head, bro?
I'm not about...
How fucking crazy?
Yeah, she said you said one sex tape, and then you said sex tapes.
How many are there? How many are there? That's what you said sex tapes. How many are there?
How many are there?
That's what I want to know.
How many are there?
And how many involve dogs and paper towel rolls?
Exactly, I want to know.
How much bestiality
you got in these videos?
Yo, were you the dude
who got fucked by the horse?
Is that you?
Are these women alive?
Like, is that necromancy?
Yeah, the unconscious levels.
Are they conscious?
Did you Bill Cosby them?
He did.
Is that why you asked me if he can get chloroform in the U.S.?
Okay.
Yo, wait.
Is that shit legal, though?
Is chloroform actually legal in the US?
No, no
For doctors and stuff
I'll send you one video, Booby
Yo, they make like
Ketamine spray, I heard that shit was fire
Yeah, yeah
Send that shit on this way too
Dude, it's for your
It's not as strong
It's not as strong as like Chop chopping it up and snorting it
like like in lines and stuff but they do make it the doctors make it where they give it to you
in the the in the nose spray i heard the pills were good yeah the pills are the pills are good
trying to see if i could recognize that vein pattern nigga
bro i went to his profile and i didn't know his name was Sand, nigga.
And then it's like, the profile, that's so funny, bro.
That's so good.
The video, that's so good.
I love it.
Fuck with me, nigga.
Give me a follow.
I cannot believe internet degens.
You know there's 75 people in this space listen to us
talking about fucking paper towel rolls
and dogs.
Yeah, there's normally
more to be honest.
There's normally a lot more.
79, we're good.
We haven't let Bubba
It becomes a Bubba show.
I heard he's on the revanchard.
I sent you a clip, Bubba.
What coins are we bundling and nuking?
Watch it with your wife, though.
Watch it privately.
All the new pairs.
What, your OnlyFans? Bro, send me the link. don't watch it with like watch it private all the new pairs what your only fans bro send me the link yo like watch privately watch me brother send me the link you you bundle
any ctos uh i bundle a lot of coins i mean i run a sniper so yeah what market cap are you looking
for real low so you can get the whole supply i mean depending on what it is yeah we'll like basically like we'll like bought the entire bonding curve if we need
to uh but that's usually for clients so like client launches will bundle you know the whole
pump fund curve but honestly i think the best way to do it is like 20 right so it's not too much
and then you know you don't gotta g too hard but you
just want to make enough money to get out and then you just naturally run the coin we've had a few
coins get cto'd that are still running and it was like a complete joke and you know we just let the
community take over so it happens still holding supply i mean yeah we hold a little bit but like
i don't cheat too hard. I got enough money.
You gotta pay it forward
with the hopes and dreams.
You know?
It's kind of fun. Yeah, I like it.
All you need is a bundler and a decent
RPC, and, I mean, you can fucking
rip shit.
You're better than me, brother.
I deploy it, reg it,
CTO it,
act like I just found it,
and reg it again.
This motherfucker really be in the trenches.
Holy shit.
He goes, I CTO it and reg it again.
Anytime you see one of those coins
that go from 3K market cap to 100,
99% of the time, that's me.
I don't got a bundler
or nothing yet. I'm smart with wallets.
You got to get a bundler, brother.
I told you what happened, bro.
I got diddled
by the dog.
Yo, you got to hear this nigga out, bro.
He got some stories, bro.
Black Juan, oh my God.
I heard this nigga in the last space I was in there.
Hey, hey, take the floor, nigga.
Take the floor.
He said take the floor.
Nah, I'm chilling, bro.
Bro, he going to be fucking that floor soon. You got to watch out. You got loose tiles? He going to I'm chilling, bro. Bro, he gonna be fucking that floor soon.
You gotta watch out.
You got loose tiles? He gonna be in there, bro.
Bro, you drop a sandwich?
It's gone. It's dicks in it, you know?
It's gone.
Nah, nah, for real, bro.
It's a logy.
Now, like, bro, like, I'm not gonna lie.
Yes.
I can literally create a token that just, like, literally just a picture of just some random dog, bro.
My coins is barely bunting.
If they bun, I have to sell, bro.
It's, it's, it's, shit ain't the same, bro.
Do you, do you full stack hitler?
Last year, I could, I could, I could, I could confidently, I could launch can launch i can launch a coin with one soul
in the dev wallet and one soul in the alt wallet and literally 10 soul minimum minimum like my bot
would say like 300 this shit different now bro this man just say dropping pump funds and get a
10x that's 50k bro What the fuck are you doing?
This shit different now, bro.
This not.
Motherfuckers not.
Motherfuckers trading your shit.
They're not.
You got to uphold it.
You might have to take my mother's. You can have a VC running.
You can have all the bots set up in the TV.
You can have spaces running on the side.
And your coin barely make it to 200K.
Like, I don't know.
What the fuck?
That's 85 soul right there.
Bro, that's 85 soul.
You can make you full stack Hitler.
You click that radium sell all or that pump AMM sell all button on the bundler.
Bro, full stack Hitler, you know?
I was, I mean, so I wouldn't like say everything on this page, but you're more advanced in that line.
Like when I was messing with the tools, you already know the tools I'm talking about.
Like, bro, it's not, people get it.
They don't know that it's more to that tool.
It's like you're paying for the gateway, not the physical
bundling system. I mean, you can
pay $10 for a bundle there and make that back in
the day. It's really not that hard. People act
like that shit's expensive, bro.
I had an incorrect
impression when I purchased
the tools. When I purchased
the tools, I was like, oh yeah, this is all I need.
Nah, fuck. Nah, you gotta have
a node. You gotta have a node you gotta have
a code you gotta have you got what rpc were you using bro i'm not i'll tell you i could dm me
i can send you a bundler if you need it we have a bundler for like five to 7.5 soul
and then rpc fees are like 30 bucks a month 35 bucks i'll shot with you i shot with you bro
there's no problem i shot with you i just gotta i don't well you already know about the tools right
you already know about the tools this is the alpha for the rest of the space bro people in the
listening go buy a bundler go have fun and make your money there's nothing wrong with it make
your money exactly it's life-changing. Don't work at Wendy's.
Don't work at Applebee's.
Bundle and rug motherfuckers on chain.
That's what you got to do. That's the future.
And do it again.
When you have your
best day, that's when you go the hardest, bro.
You got to rug and then
unrug and you got to rug again.
That's the alpha.
Bubba, I love you.
That's all your comment.
I love you.
We've never met, but I love you.
Don't worry.
Bro, don't.
Don't invite that motherfucker in your DMs.
Honestly.
I've seen some crazy shit in my DMs.
I'm not going to lie.
Go down in a DM.
You know, Bologi sending me his cock inside of a paper towel roll.
That's not even the craziest thing I've seen.
That's an average day on CT.
That really is an average day on CT, bro.
No way this nigga actually says.
You ought to post it and launch it.
Put it on chain.
Bro, forever glorified on chain.
Below G paper towel roll, you know.
Put it on chain.
I did it. What's the ticker what's the ticker i'll bundle it and we'll bond bro let's go yo it's great bonding's at like 51k which is crazy
51 i thought that's just about 31 no actually it's probably like 48. It was 51 yesterday, so it's probably like 48 right now.
The thing that's fucking me up, they took away that pause.
You know, like dramatic pause.
That five to ten minute wait.
Yeah, it's instant bombs, man, innit?
My bullets don't load that damn fast.
I can't tell.
Get on Axiom, bro.
Get on Axiom, bro.
Yeah, I need to get on Axiom.
Yo, Boobie, that's $200.
Man, why do niggas always have to have $200?
What's $200?
That's Belogis OnlyFans monthly. $200? That's Belogi's OnlyFans
monthly. $200.
I hate keeping on a homie.
Dude, I didn't put it.
Dude, I'm not clicking your link.
It doesn't matter. I was joking.
I'm not clicking your fucking link.
If you sent me your link...
It's a drain.
Your bank accounts are gone.
I'm sorry.
Your social security is mine.
I'll do it on a different computer.
I'm not worried about that.
I don't want to see below.
He's probably fucking all kinds of weird food.
Bro, I'm telling you.
His dick is in the frosty.
I'm not joking.
The dick is in the frosty. You think joking his he you know the dick is in the frosty you think i was kidding i'm not bro i don't know if you're trolling right
now you know what was worse though the worst one was the seven minute seven minute video of the
ftx team having an orgy in the pool seven minutes of nerds fucking in the pool on the penthouse bro it was crazy
whole video dog full video it's real bro it is real it's on twitter somewhere it is real yeah
yo i said the ftx team yeah the ftx team at the the famous bahamas penthouse. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a whole like seven minutes,
I think it's like seven minutes, 30 seconds
video of them having an orgy.
Yeah, Caroline's...
What about Sam, Sam Bakeman fried?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Caroline's like
butt-ass naked in the pool.
Yeah, there's a whole video.
It's crazy.
Oh, hell no.
The worst part is, if he didn't declare bankruptcy,
they would have made so much money,
and they would have been fine.
That's the funniest part.
They would have been totally fine,
even though Caroline blew $20 billion
farming food coins.
Pump farm killed the game, bro. No. You gotta play the game bro
no you gotta play the game different
listen bro if it wasn't uh
wait wait wait it's not killed
it's not killed
do you know how much fake volume
on chain not from pump phone
just mean like new pairs in general
new pairs to abundant
you know how much fake value?
Probably half or more, maybe 60.
And then I wouldn't even include just that.
Just think about the coins that are, shit, 500K and below.
I mean, you can run a volume bot for like, it's like five sold for like 150K volume now.
I know somebody that got a volume bot they load up 50 50 to 100 so in every like
they can they can put like they basically dca they dca with different wallets and it's like
washes it like they'll do like 30 buys of anything from 0.20 0.50 0.70 or one so and then
the line of sales but it makes it like it blends it with everyone else's purchase.
It's like a farm mode on their box.
You know, you can just sell through Meteora and they can't see it on chain unless they really go.
Yeah, that's the alpha.
You just sell through one sided Meteora pools and you're good.
That's how you make a lot of money.
I made a lot of money farming, farming a project or uh providing liquidity but the only
thing you got to get some shit that's popping like it got to be some shit you know like when
i did goat i i saw a goat i clicked on the website and shit it was like it was already too late but
still pretty early it was 800k and i waited till three mil and then i started i opened up a liquidity
pool for it i was like oh this shit doing something
and the yield on it at first was like eight percent so just imagine five k plus eight percent
you're getting free money you're getting like point twenty well i said like just said like
sixteen dollars a day at first but then once it started getting traction that should go up bro you
can get fifty a thousand percent yield like you go, oh shit, got some money. Extra money,
free money, getting paid.
That's why, well, that's why
people were creating LPs for
high volume kind of
new shitters, you know, like Mudank.
Yeah.
That's how a lot of devs make money
without selling their physical coin.
People were like, well, why the fuck they locked
their token for three years? That's fuck they locked their token for three years that's why they locked their token for three years they're getting paid
off the side off every time you buy and sell then they got oh well well you know it's a whole ordeal
i ain't gonna spill all the sauce but it's a lot of more ways to make money than trading
there's the farm groups are the best like the
kitchen is good you can just go farm dll amendment there i have a whole like bot that will show you
the highest apys and shit fizz fire just so you guys just so you guys know like uh these these individuals are talking right now they're talking about
the back end of how shit is done in crypto basically you know they're not
talking about a trend fucking talk about investing it's not trading it's more farming it's more farming but yeah yeah it's it's it's great information that's
that's all I gotta say yeah I mean even though people shit on the meteor team now they still
have provided a lot of liquidity and a lot of value and it's I like the team I've worked with
them a few times and they're pretty good did they rug 100 mil yeah
they did a hundred percent did ben make over a hundred million dollars from meteora yes yes he
did is he ever coming back to crypto no he's not he gone you say go i mean bro if you make a hundred
million dollars like what the fuck are you doing here
go buy bugatti and have some providing liquidity yeah bro like what are you doing you're you're
part of the greatest transfer of wealth like they say yeah bro like you say you do it again in the
next cycle that's pretty much what it is like you, you can never say no to free bank, bro.
Like, if you had a system, a successful system cycle, the next cycle is probably going to be the same thing and even easier for you.
Because you have all of that time in the bear run to actually accumulate DCA,
you know, set up some systems, do projects in advance, you know,
like place yourself for the next cycle, you know?
That's what Sam Chabuco did after he tattled on FTX.
Like, bro, when PumpFun got got created let me tell you an example
when pump fun got created the first like few days uh some individuals were actually creating
ai systems where it automatically launches tokens non-stop depending on internet news and trends and like what yes scalpers yeah
you make a lot of money you make a lot of money with nothing you can put it
they deployed let's like if they deployed the dev wallet would only 0.10 solana nobody cares about
if the if the dev holds less than of a eighth a percent, even one percent of the token.
So they'll just, you know, they see Elon made a tweet.
It's the first token out.
All the socials are linked correctly.
The picture looks good.
And let's say they got shit.
The social, like the Twitter thing, like the link takes them straight to the post.
Bro, they're going to ape, bro.
They're going to ape.
They're going to dump it.
You get to dump on them.
Exactly.
You get to dump on the people that come pick it up again.
So it's like...
Instantly.
You only cover the fee.
It's kind of like you're basically sniping everything.
But instead of sniping, you're the first TX you can't lose.
The only thing you're going can lose is a transaction fee.
Nobody buys it.
What would be the mindset of a person when, let's say, a tweet goes out?
Oh, let me go check for the first fucking...
Oh, they deploy, they deploy.
Or the one that has the volume.
Elon made a meme post and straight away they're going to buy that shit.
As soon as that shit's on the new pairs, those motherfuckers be PVPing, buttfucking each other, two-sold, one-sold buys back-to-back.
100%, man.
100%.
You play with the psychology of what individuals you know that are going to do at certain events.
And you go with the majority of what people are going to do.
And that's where you grab the attention.
It's the attention economy, bro.
You play with the psychology of the people.
You can literally just do what they think that they're going to do in like five minutes or whatever or instantly.
Yeah.
That's why you just launch rugs.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're great.
Can't lose when the ball is in your court.
You can't lose when you're the first ten buyers, you know.
Exactly.
I'll double my β I done rug rug myself she just went to the other
wallet yo he rug he rug oh it was my wallet my bad
you see you had those high hyped launches right across the cycle it
doesn't matter which one but you you had those hyped launches where everybody knew about them
right on multiple occasions well bro there's some people that that would create uh derivative
launches but it's the same information as the main
one. But all of those people
are fucking retarded, and there's
snipers as well. So what you do
what people did is
they would launch
a fake one with a website
with all of the information.
Yeah, with the socials and everything.
They lure the snipers.
They make five grand, just like that's what i do from two to five grand yeah every time if i had my tg hooked hooked to my shit bro i would launch that motherfucker i would i
would put like 10 of the dev wallet and they'll be you know because it's so hype they're like oh
shit he launched they don't give a fuck about the analytics it It's brand new. They hit quick buy. They don't even
have enough time. About time, their screen even
loads. I done sold two grand,
three grand. I'm out of it.
That's what I'm waiting and I'm
prolonging the real launch.
Because I'm like, oh, if I see it's that hype,
I'd be like, okay, we're not going to
launch until we get 1K people in
the spaces. I don't care how long it takes.
They're like, oh, well, is there estimated time? I got to go get my kids. in the spaces i don't care how long it takes they're like oh well
is there it's made of time i gotta go good gotta go get my kids i said i don't give a fuck i just
said we're not launching until we get 1k people with it so i just keep on doing the same thing
bro i might launch another one while we wait and i'll launch another one bro you gotta just you
gotta launch fakes of tokens coming out like Like right when a big token launch is going to happen, you just got to launch fakes.
Random people ape into that.
And that's how I bought a new car.
I'll tell you the real sauce.
Let's say for example, like when Trump, bro, I made a Trump.
Let's just say.
You know, to y'all, it might not be a lot of money.
I do this full time.
I don't have a job.
I don't have McDonald's employee money. You know, that's okay. You got rugged money. Even better.
When Trump came out, you know how many people were looking for that shit? Bro, I had this shit
ready. I had a page that already had the blue tick. I changed everything to look just like Trump.
Every day I'm retweeting Trump. Everything he ever posted.
Everything he replied to.
I'm reposting and reposting and reposting.
I'm replying to other people.
Like government officials and shit like that.
So it can be in my reply.
I had this shit stacked.
Just know it looked like.
If you was like new to crypto.
I bought followers.
Bought it to account.
You would have thought that was a real Trump account.
I launched on radio.
With no locked liquidity. I didn't burn Trump account. I launched on radio with no locked
liquidity. I didn't burn the liquidity. I didn't pay for the banner or nothing. But on the Twitter,
when Trump came out, the first people were like looking for the CA, whatever, you know, most of
the time, 9% of the time, people only look at the first five letters of the CA. I had somebody that
know how to make the CA, whatever the fuck you wanted. And I made first five letters of the CA. I had somebody that know how to make the CA whatever the fuck you wanted.
And I made the first letters of the CA the same thing.
When I launched it, bro, I ain't even let that shit go to 40K.
I got down.
Got up out of there.
I ain't going to lie.
It wasn't a lot of money, though.
Don't get me wrong.
You're the black Hitler on chain.
I am the black Hitler on chain.
I'm the black white man
with a phantom wallet that has a good credit score.
What's the credit score?
What's the credit comment say?
What's the credit comment say, bro?
Yo, my phantom wallet
has an 850 credit score.
Yo, these actually
welcome Bubba to the stage
it's ways to get money people you complaining they broke
bro i'll tell you what i used to do bro this this and then i can say this
i can confidently say this publicly because i know one none of y'all gonna
even take the time to go reiterate to do this you don't have the energy
you don't have the time you don't have the well i'll give you the knowledge
but i just know you're not gonna do this shit i would go on every new pair i would
open up 10 tabs on my mac i would wait for each one of them son of bitches to launch i would
already have a tg made i'll have the profile picture set up because you can obviously tell
when a dev's about to rug a project that's like not a hype launch but a decent launch like let's say for example uh
a freaking grok just did a tweet from grok's official twitter page right now and then it said
like starting uh april 3rd uh elon will be uh accepting xrp for twitter twitter payments or some shit like that
it'll be some shit like that bro i know that it's like it's lark it's a lark page all that shit like
you know it's it's lark it's not gonna be real so i would know he's going he's the the the
analytics look wrong it's already boneless fuck the dev i done tracked his wallets to other projects
i'm okay so i know he's a fucking 40k uh market cap rugger he only gonna wait till get right before
bud he gonna rug so i wait for shit like that and i'd be so ready with the cto i do the cto
and i don't care if it took 12 hours i would be in a tg no v, just begging motherfuckers from 10 different telegram accounts, asking
them, hey, anybody see anything for the multi-sig, the multi-sig wallet, we got a multi-sig, whole
time, I'm all the signatures on the wallet, I'm all the other people in the telegram,
it's only, it says 23 members in the TG in 12 hours, I'm all, I'm like, I'm like a good
70% of the motherfuckers, I'm talking to myself, having a whole conversation, all i'm like i'm like a good 70 of the motherfuckers i'm talking to myself
having a whole conversation and i'm like hey i just sent i just sent uh i just said one soul
we need we need to raise eight so i said one so in whole time i just buy the fucking soul on
phantom wallet so that's in i got 36 wallets on phantom on each one of the motherfuckers i bought
like a 0.1 i bought a
0.2 i bought one so about half so it's the real people like damn they really sending money so
hey i guess you know if uh i'm down two so right now i put in four i'm down two i can i can send
over a so bro i would wait until that shit right right before it'd be like the the goal would be
eight so it would be like 7.96 so. This one everybody was getting, what's that shit?
Fucking Fatality Bot was like 4 sold.
Sold trending was like 4 sold.
Ads used to be like what?
Yeah, ads used to be $1.99.
I don't even, I think that shit like $2.99 now.
This was like last year, the year before that, I don't even remember.
But bro, I would do them so dirty.
I would goddamn CTO it. So the whole time we doing that, I don't even remember. But, bro, I would do them so dirty. I would goddamn CTO it.
So the whole time we doing that, the chart's going up.
The whole time, bro, I got 13% of the supply of separate wallets with a clean bubble map.
I'm farming the fuck out of their ass the whole entire time.
I wait on the chart to go.
Every time that shit go up, it would go up like, let's say we started at $3,000.
That shit would go up to $12,000, back to $5,000. That shit would go up to 12 back to 5 that shit would go from 5 to 15 back to 8 and the whole time farming that at
the same time i'm in i'm on other devices uh on different telegrams got my sister phone i got my
other phone i'm just typing in chat hey anyone else in solano i just sent half a soul yeah i think we
can really push this guys the whole bro, I'm doing a fucking
10-man CTO with my fucking self, bro.
I done made money.
He straight to jail.
That's even worse than I do.
Holy shit, bro. You going to jail.
Presumably.
Bro, did the
next step.
Put in work on a chain? They didn't ever put in work
like me, bro.
This is my new page. I made this page
like last week.
I just made this page.
All my other socials
got deleted, bro. You know how much I got reported
when they found out who I was?
Bro, jail. I'm sorry.
Jail.
Gary's coming after you from the grave.
Jail.
Easy now, bro.
That gives you all the analytics. Y got it easy now, bro. Can somebody come here to do that?
That gives you all the analytics. Y'all got Bundler
XYZ. Y'all got
Gate.io. All this shit that y'all can run
the token through.
Gate? Bro, that's the illiquid.
That shit is illiquid as fuck, bro.
Gate? I sell
$400 and it nukes the price 7%
on Gate. Yeah.
That shit is ass. Everybody has all these tools and shit.
Now y'all can research. That's the only thing that
fucked me this year from rugging
that much. But last year, I was
eating. In December
2023, I
probably made the most money I made in my life.
You really just need a bundler.
That's it. You just need a bundler.
If I knew about that shit, we used to be launching on ETH, bro.
ETH?
You couldn't be no brokey launching on ETH.
Every launch minimum was $3,500.
That was minimum.
That was only to get like a 2X, you know?
That was minimum.
But on Soul, this shit's so easy, but it's so hard now.
Motherfuckers dibby-dabbling in these new pairs.
It's easy to get it, but you got to be fast as fuck.
You can't be greedy.
Most of the time, I'm not going to lie, you're going to have to be rugged before this shit even bond, bro.
You make the real money when it bond, but it's hard to get motherfuckers to hold.
It's too much work.
You got to do that.
You got to rug, and then you got to re-bond the coin.
That's the way to do it. You got to nu, and then you got to re-bond the coin. That's the way to do it.
You got to nuke it 75%, and then you rip it back up.
The chart looks better.
That's how you fix the bubble maps.
Basically, you snipe the coin, you sell from all the wallets, and then you re-buy.
That's all you got to do.
Oh, yeah.
Now, that makes sense.
I just got to dibby-dabble in it.'s anyway we're all going to jail it's okay I mean this shit legal bro yeah
don't launch the coin this shit legal bro look
Yo, this is
On the new business model
I'm pretty sure
How many people we got in here?
66? I'm pretty sure I wrote at least 30 of y'all before
I'm for real
I'm being so serious, bro
I'm not lying, I swear
Yo, clip it, clip it, he's going to jail
Straight to jail, you're going to Rikers
You're going to Rikers
I'm pretty sure, bro There's nothing you should be bragging about Straight to jail. You're going to Rikers. You're going to Rikers.
I'm pretty sure, bro.
Even when we had the VC,
bro, I'm changing my voice to Jamaican.
That's horrible.
Yeah, man, when's the trending, man? What are you doing?
I'm hiring the African
motherfuckers that be your DM.
Bro, the Nigerians are the best.
$10 a day, dude.
I'm keeping people busy.
The whole time you looking at
the chart and shit, you get a random ass DM
for 10 Africans. I done paid
them up because of the DMU.
How many?
I'm asking you to join the Chinese call channel.
The money you send them, that shit going to my wallet.
Yo, yo.
Ask Belogi how many
Nigerians he got working for.
What do you say?
Ask how many Nigerians he got.
Where he at?
200. I don't see him. He up here?
200? Bro, that's the whole village.
Oh, he right there.
Bro, bro bought a village of Nigerians,
dog. That's crazy, dog.
What? Yo, look look
Every everybody needs to be fed, right? So bro, like if they see an opportunity that's worth it
They'll take it. It doesn't matter like how much you get you can literally bro word of mouth in third world countries are
in third world countries are are kind of the best tactic to do you know like nigeria bro you hire
somebody you pay them five dollars a day like yes an example you know bro they're gonna tell their
whole fucking family man five bucks just do what i do that's it follow commands it's as simple as
that bro you tell them tell them go like they're go like... I want to make $5 a day.
Like for a small investment,
you're getting headaches out.
You know what you're doing?
You can really get some shit done, bro.
That's what I'm saying. Like instead of going and telling people,
yo, go, please, like, whatever.
One message, you get 200 likes,
200 retweets, 200 comments. and yeah all of this shit. I
Say we buy the whole country
$17 and 21 cents
$17 and 38 cents
Final offer I think one of my17.38. Final offer.
I think one of my projects is still alive.
One of my largest projects.
Guess what it was for?
Nigeria?
Sticking your dick in a toilet paper roll?
It was to send water to Africa, bro.
It was called water.
It's not this one that's out now.
It's an older one.
It was probably like, nah bro you can you can
make all the wells you want in africa they're gonna steal the well but yo look actually you
know who did that uh harry potter obama sonic 10 you know they they did they did the wells
they literally did it like they they actually went there spent bank um well that's one of the
foundations i work with they have about 6,400 wells
Oh that's crazy
That's just actually dope
I was just playing
They deserve water
I don't want them here
But they deserve water
You know
It's crazy
The water situation is crazy
We're spoiled
You ever heard of the joke of like
Instead of us sending them food
Maybe they should just move somewhere
else? I agree with that.
Maybe don't live in the fucking desert.
You should move. No offense.
Nothing grows here. This is sand.
They're like, why are they so undeveloped?
Brother, you gotta move, bro. There's no
water. You're walking three miles. Go
live by the water. What are you
doing? Move the village.
I'm not supposed to to cry. His name is
Sand Nigga.
My nigga.
My Sand Nigga.
It was good. What up?
What up? Nah, chillin'.
Nah. Bro, we gotta
move. They're like, oh, I put
a bucket on my head and walked three miles.
Why don't you just move three miles?
DM, nigga. Where's that toilet paper shit?
Yo, why you want to see my dick so bad, bro?
What the fuck?
Man, why you just dishing it out like it's Christmas morning, nigga?
I missed out.
He's trying to goon, bro.
Let my man be.
Belogy, why don't you tell the story of...
I'm just trying to see if you really died, nigga, bro.
Shit.
Hey, Belogy, why don't you tell him the story of the David Goxstein picture you sent, David
Goxstein, of your balls fucking a girl, and you had to get the right angle so that your
balls look good.
I still don't understand why your dick was in the picture.
Hey, bro, ball shaft?
I'll take it all, nigga.
Let me see that shit.
Yeah.
Yo, but no, it's actually it's actually the sex tape bro that I sell on only fans, man
Niggas tell me that
You're getting deported. Sorry
I'm already imported I can't bro trying to rug me on his OnlyFans. There's the bubble show.
Bro, it's only $4. That's crazy.
Meanwhile, he's the only fan.
I weak his foot.
Nah, that shit crazy, dude.
How many fans you got, Belogi?
His dad, his mom
and his sister, and maybe his Uber
riders, you know?
He'd be advertising while he
driving an Uber, you know?
I'm a only fan.
I know a few actually shit.
Is that why you don't kill your victims?
That way you don't kill your victims?
So they keep paying the subscriptions?
Look, it's a subscription.
It's one of those businesses that is very...
It's called residual.
Hey, bro, is you veiny like that shit?
Why you be selling your meat on the internet?
Yeah, bro, you veiny like the Snickers bar or not?
That's what I want to know.
Bro, look, I can tell you this.
It's one of the most beautiful cocks you'll see in your life.
Then post it, bro.
What you doing?
Clip it.
Clip it.
Post it then.
He won't.
Then why is it your PFP?
Broke out that DaBaby meat, bro.
Wait, what's the DaBaby meat?
What?
You don't remember when his meat pit got leaked, bro?
That nigga had a hog.
Wait, DaBaby's meme pit got leaked?
What?
Yeah, bro. It was like 2018
I think. I don't know.
Alright, let me do
some research real quick. Give me a minute.
Hey, you might need five,
my nigga shit.
It's crazy. Breaking news. some research real quick. Give me a minute. Hey, you might need five, my nigga shit.
Breaking news.
Memes coins fall in reaction to Libertarian Day tariffs.
Hey, whatever you do, don't search that shit up on your
company laptop.
I'm unemployed. You think I have a company
laptop? I'm unemployed.
Company laptop, bro.
I'm unemployed.
I'm talking from experience, nigga.
Shit.
34 years having a company laptop.
But Bobby, it should be the Bubba show because it was Ajax show all night.
Well, Ajax was new.
We were getting to know him.
We know you.
I know y'all kept on gatekeeping me,
but then I'm not going to get into it.
But Beans blocked me from me calling him out
from him making fun of my
playing space.
Oh yeah, you're a host now?
No, I was just going to do it for fun
but I guess I'm not even going to do it now
because I don't need the bullshit
when Beans is going to block me over
and try to suck my back.
No, we want to fucking troll the shit out of you. Do the show.
It'll be a lot of fun.
There'll be a thousand people in that room.
Everybody.
It'll be like a
bubble roast.
Man.
We know more information about you
in two weeks
than I know about some of my childhood friends
All I found was the baby in a diaper what the fuck is this shit?
That's all I can find on X bro is the baby in a diaper
The baby
On the space, bro. It's on the space, dog.
What a speak on the gays.
That's hilarious.
Why that dude said it so close to him like that, dog?
Bro, he wants the diaper, dog.
Trying to get up in that shit, dog. He's got to be fake.
Bro, what the fuck?
He really got a fucking diaper on, bro.
Bro, the baby went to the hood once
and he didn't make it out.
Bro, this is crazy.
Dog, I can't see it. What? Where is it?
If you don't notice, why is everybody else
hiding their face besides the baby?
Everybody else hiding their face
on the right picture.
Look at the right picture.
Hey, Kwon, send me a screenshot.
I can't see that shit.
You said, what was it, though?
Hold on, hold on. I'll send it to your DM.
One second, one second.
Oh, better, better, yeah.
That shit crazy.
I can't believe I'm looking up Sand nigga
to send you a DM. That's crazy.
Right.
That shit crazy.
I thought that nigga was Indian for the longest angle I've no fits you know
But I thought that no I ain't no fucking dookie muncher
Hilarious
Check your
Do you I love to damn wish today hey, look what I see. I'm hot. I didn't laugh too damn much today.
Oh, dude, I think that was for one of his music videos.
Bro, I...
That's crazy.
He had like a baby pop
and everything, like in a stroller, I think.
I don't remember. I gotta look it up.
Bubba, talk louder.
Not like Igor.
Okay, I was eating.
I'm gonna post a meme, though.
Hold on, give me a sec.
Can you hear me now or no?
Yes, we can hear you now. Okay, if you can check
your DM when you get a chance.
Yes, please. Okay.
Let me show you what happened.
Bubba, I want to hug you.
For how long? Damn, I want to hug you. For how long?
Damn, I see some baddies.
He said if it's over
14 seconds, it's gay.
That's what he said.
It's over 14?
Hey, y'all playing, I see some baddies
in the crowd. Damn, Captain.
Most of them be toxic.
I pay for it.
Hit my DM.
This is my new page.
Don't even look at the followers.
It don't even matter.
The only one I know that's not a man is Sue.
But they could be men.
He said I know that's not.
I see one.
I see beauty in it.
Something like that.
Oh, that's funny.
I see beauty in you.
I thought it was like Inu.
Sheba Inu.
Oh, yeah.
You see beauty in DaBaby in a diaper?
That's crazy.
That's crazy, bro.
That's crazy, bro.
I'm talking about the females
in the crowd.
I'm talking about the females
in the crowd looking good.
Yo, you can't steal my sugar mama.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I see it. That's crazy, dog.
Yo, I've never saw that.
That is a bit of a gas.
Y'all be saw that? That is a bit of a fake. Y'all be on that galaxy gas.
You're doing galaxy gas?
Bro, straight to jail.
That shit good.
Straight to jail.
Straight to jail.
That shit good.
That shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why you can't talk.
You got brain damage.
Bro, I don't understand.
Why are you doing GalaxyGas when you can
just get a weed pen? I never understood that.
That's crazy.
It tastes good.
It tastes? You like the taste?
Hell yeah. It sounds like a dumbass.
Bro.
You went from 85 IQ to 37.
You know? Damn.
Not even 3, bro.
You went to 3, bro.
Everybody's so fixed.
Have you ever seen the dude, he hits the gas?
Bro, he hits the gas and he falls down the stairs and he dies.
What?
Yeah, bro.
Some dude hit some galaxy, like a galaxy gas and he fell down the stairs and he died.
Broke his neck.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, you shouldn't be doing galaxy gas at the top of the stairs.
Nah, I be saving when I do galaxy, though.
Like, I just be at home.
I be chilling.
I'm on the couch.
Dude, you're losing brain cells.
I'm lazy.
You are losing brain cells.
Also, um.
People drink and lose brain cells.
Yeah, but not like galaxy gas, bro.
That shit's bad if you don't do that shit.
Smoke some weed.
I mean, that shit ain't good for you,
but smoke some weed. Also, if you guys
want to test the free RPC for
Axiom, I pinned a tweet.
It is free. I'm not getting paid,
but if you want to test out some RPC
stuff, let me know. Thank you,
Shameless Show. It is free, though.
When I'm sober,
I hate you, when I'm sober, I hear you.
You can get, like,
you get faster Axiom fills
and you get better
pricing.
So, it is worth it.
I mean, bro, look,
you gotta talk to
Talk to who?
To Alchemist To Alchemist.
Alchemist.
He'd be smoking galaxy gas too, bro.
Yeah, it's Alchemist's sleep.
Call it three minutes past the...
That's crazy, bro.
He's probably asleep, though.
Yes, it's past...
He is not... He is not asleep right now.
That blunt put him down.
Nope.
That's not this.
Bro, I can't even imagine him listening to this face.
He is listening to this face doing something else,
and he will bounce back in.
Yep, he's doing it.
We all know what he's doing.
No, he's not Goonan.
He's Goonan. Goonan to Belogi's
OnlyFans?
To Belogi's
toilet paper roll.
That's crazy, bro.
He diddling right now.
How the fuck you fuck cardboard, dude?
Bro,
he didn't put nothing
in the cardboard. He just fucked raw
cardboard. That's the craziest part. He just fucked raw cardboard.
That's the craziest part.
He raw-dogged cardboard.
That's crazy, bro.
Yo, my cat's penis is small, but I wouldn't let him raw-dog cardboard.
Damn, bro.
Look, I didn't have anything else.
No oil or nothing?
No oil or nothing? Oil would be all...
Because if I ruin, like at the time,
if I ruin that fucking toilet paper,
like...
What the fuck?
What do you mean you ruin toilet paper?
Take a shit and wipe your ass?
You don't ruin the toilet paper?
Yo, do you stick the toilet paper roll
up your ass too? Did you like put your dick you stick the toilet paper roll up your ass too
did you like put your dick in it and then stick it up your ass hey so so in terms of in terms of
meat like do you got a girth certificate for that thing or what he got the the girthonline.com you
know he got you send in a i'm gonna need to see the girth facts, nigga.
Look, look.
My video is $200.
Yo, I'll buy a tape measure if you measure it, you know?
Yeah, just ignore the little marks
at the one and two inches.
Belogy, I slid
into your DMs if you can check it.
I checked your DM.
I read it.
He apologized or make up. Yeah, he left a thing as I read it. Yep. You apologize or make up?
Yeah, he left a thing as I joined up on stage.
I speak to him all the time, so I'll see what he says.
It's okay, man.
Don't worry about it.
It's fine.
Yo. You guys worry about it. It's fine. Yo.
You guys didn't look at it.
I'm thinking about making a space and having everybody that people don't like in it.
Which is, you know, it's fun.
Twitter can't support that many people.
people.
But yeah, I should make a space and see how
many people show up and actually
care
versus the hate.
You gotta be smart and see what
other spaces are going on at the same time.
You're not gonna go against certain
hosts. They're not gonna go in.
You gotta go in at times that people aren't there that know you that we don't go in like
certain people like David gopstein spaces and but yeah they you do them at
the same time as those which is about now and through the demon hours. Yo, I have a I don't want it.
Wait, hold on.
What's the follow-up
amount you started?
Listen, listen.
Is this going to be a normal story for once?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, Aiden Ross
asked Sneeko,
why do black people have
Sneeko said
because they have to compensate for their low IQ.
Yeah, we can hear you.
That's fucking wild, bro.
Can somebody, this dude is high, he's a aim lance.
Who's high?
He high in the galaxy, yes, bro.
The black, the black dude.
I think the space is rugged on us, dog.
We can hear you.
You might have to do a lap.
Somebody throw up a 100 if you can hear me.
Yeah, he's throwing.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, my space is rugged.
I can't hear shit.
Bro, I think your brain is.
Take a lap.
It's brain gone, bro.
I'm probably high.
That galaxy gas. He. I'm probably high. That guy was the gas.
He said that he's high.
I see y'all's faces moving, but I don't hear shit.
How the fuck you pressed that shit so fast?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
You don't know how to take a laugh.
Yo, I found Belogy's sex tape.
What the fuck?
That shit's going crazy.
Am I tripping, bro? I found Belogy's sex tape. What the fuck? That shit's going crazy. Am I tripping, bro?
I found Boloji's sex tape.
If you look at the pen tweet.
I can't do this shit.
Just take a lap.
He can't hear you.
I know he can't hear me, but he doesn't know what
take a lap means?
No, he can't hear you.
That's not something new.
That's what I mean.
He literally can't hear you. That's not something new. That's what I mean. No, he literally can't hear you.
It's just runt.
But he should know how to take a lap by himself.
Belogia, I found your sex tape
and I pinned it to this face.
Belogia, do you have a Twitter page
that is free?
You have a Twitter page
that is free?
All Twitter is free all twitter is free bro
ajak
yeah what are you talking about
ajak is a
you don't have to subscribe to people
you just have to subscribe to below
she's only fans
that's what i'm talking about they're easily a free
version of like on twitter
twitter free That's what I'm talking about. They're usually a free version of like on Twitter.
Twitter's free.
He'd be in the Galaxy Gas 2.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, his OF cost,
but there's usually a Twitter page that goes along with that other stuff
on it that is free.
It was a joke that nobody got except a handful
of people.
If that was a joke that nobody got except a handful of people. Yeah,
if that was a joke,
I don't understand. Like, I understand
if you have a badge.
But Twitter's free other than
PayPal.
Some people don't want to have to pay for content,
so they post it on their free version.
Somebody pays for it for me.
Of course. They want me to have it. So I don't get on their free version. Somebody pays for it for me, of course
They want me to have it
The bar pays for it, all right
I need to find somebody to pay for mine.
I think it'd be cool to be a part of a project.
It's a lot of work.
But it can be very profitable.
I've been here a long, long, long, long, long time.
One day, hopefully, I'll have that type of money to actually be part of. I used to be the youngster.
I used to be the youngster at everything. Now
I'm like the old man of everything.
The grandpa. The morning, Unc.
The morning. Yeah, more
like Unc. Yeah, I'm
more the Unc, not the grandpa. He thinks
that, uh, probably
a lot of people think that you're like in your 60s.
No, people think I'm
in my 30s, actually.
Well, I'm 17,
so that's okay. Don't worry.
Are you really? No, I'm not 17.
Nah, I'm fucked up. Minors aren't allowed.
Nah. I'm old enough to drink.
That's all you need to know.
No, I'm 21, but everybody
thinks I'm like 20. Dude, you sound old.
You sound old. Yeah, you sound like a
45-year-old.
And I don't drink nor smoke.
Just the Galaxy Gas?
Neither.
One, that would definitely not go in my favor.
I could probably have a seizure.
You've never tried Galaxy Gas?
Was that thing that you're an optic nerd?
Yeah, I've been super careful. That's why I don't smoke
or nothing. I've only done like gummies.
All right, I'm going to go find some snow bunnies at the bar.
I will see you boys later.
She is. Throw me a follow, nigga.
I'm about to dip out too.
I got chicken in a jar.
So you're doing
midweek drinking.
Y'all make sure to oil up.
I am unemployed.
Every day is the same.
Are they going to be Beloses' show, Bobby's show, or Bubba's show?
Because I don't want to have my show tonight.
Well, I got five minutes.
I got to do something. So you hold the fort down.
Where did Addison go?
Beloges in the crowd.
Denim. below do you get over there
yeah i'm just scratching my balls you bro how are you doing
i'm all right You bro, how are you doing? I'm alright. Thank you. Thank you.
