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Kuru Live! - New BTC ATH!?
Recorded: May 22, 2025 Duration: 1:15:51Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts celebrated Bitcoin's new all-time high of $109,852, while also addressing the growing trend towards decentralized finance platforms like Kraken following security concerns with Coinbase. The conversation highlighted the importance of exploring innovative financial solutions in the evolving crypto landscape.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Hi, cozy.
Yo, dude, how's it going?
We'll get some music going here in just a second,
but this is just the slow and curvy space right now, man.
Music's dumb.
No one cares about music on spaces.
Well, I feel like it's just kind of for people to be able to, like,
file in, you know?
It just kind of gives them a little bit of lean-in time, you know?
You can just riff with, like, whoever's there.
Like, Libra's here.
Libra can riff.
Bring Libra up to riff.
Libra, you can come on up and riff if you want, man.
Feel free.
Like, you could literally, you could be ordering a coffee or, like, a beer.
It's Florida for you right now.
So you could be ordering, like, beer or something.
Like, there doesn't have to be music i feel like that's just so fake and like it's people pretending to be like
television stars or like world wrestlers or something when they do that huh that's i mean
kind of a hot take i feel like the reason why you do the music is so that when people show up they
don't feel like they've kind of missed it right like it gives them kind of like a soft start to
be able to get in which obviously tonight we're not doing hey kb um slow's got us riffing to start
slow's going on a crazy anti-music tirade right now
crazy to say anti-music in general why are we anti-music we're not anti-music we love music
i know that i'm late but like well he was saying that he was going to find some music to play for
people to file in he was going to find some some bgm for us um but i was saying like i think that playing music on spaces like while you wait for
people to file in is is like just like people pretending to be more important and like bigger
than what they are i think and that could be me projecting sure no if that's not what it is at all
it's just like we have to fucking wait and it's awkward and why are we gonna fucking sit here and talk for a minute and just play some music yeah you can so i think it depends right
but like you could just riff with you with whoever's there
no because what if it's just us and it's weird is it weird i guess i mean like you know we don't
now you're making me like no second second-guess myself. Jeez.
Not everyone has a slow that's gonna yap with us, like, you know.
Yeah, but, like, they get...
Do you ever get the impression, like, they're, like, really proud of the song that they chose?
Like, they're really just showing off the thing that...
And again, it could just be me projecting.
I mean, for me, it's, like, i listen to a lot of music so like i'm like oh yeah this is a song that i've been listening to this week so
i'm just sharing am i thinking that i'm better than everybody i don't know i don't think that
no but you know that comes off like off like you're just sharing yourself.
You know what makes me think I'm better than everybody?
My fucking Kuro badge.
You don't have a badge.
I have a badge.
So I'm better than everybody.
Anybody with $10,000 can have a badge.
Yeah, $10,000 is a lot.
Imagine.
It's a lot.
That's not an easy feat, my friend. $10,000's a lot it's not that's not that's not an easy feat my friend ten thousand dollars is
a lot no but i think they have a thing though like their discords i mean at discord sorry i i'm i'm
pivoting from being on discord but like i think there are literal whole ass twitters where like
you just like can get a badge from their organization.
Right, and we call... But, like, why would you want to be associated?
Then we call those griffs, like, Cube Exchange.
No offense to Cube Exchange.
Wait, is that a thing?
KB is such a knower.
Can we get Sophie on stage?
She's a speaker for me.
I'm on stage and I've had my hand up.
Can you make me a co-host?
Can I be your co-ho?
Oh, yeah.
KB, I
FaceTimed you on Telegram today
to tell you a funny story
you didn't pick up.
And I feel like...
KB, you're different now with the badge. and you didn't pick up. And I feel like... Can I explain?
Phoebe, you're different now with the badge.
You got the badge.
Now you don't pick up my phone calls.
You're not wrong.
You're not wrong.
The badge does something
to you. No, I'm kidding.
My phone has been dead
basically all day.
Phoebe, I called you at 724. It's now 804.
Yeah, my phone was dead. My phone was dead.
Was? But did I get called back when the phone came on?
I literally rushed.
No, I did not.
No, I was three minutes late to the space.
No, tell me. Are you saying your job is more important than our friendship?
Because I can respect and hear that.
No, my dinner date was more important than anything else.
Wow, KB at the date.
Big flex.
KB thinks she's so cool.
She's got a badge and a date.
Whatever.
KB's, like, meeting with some man again that's, in love with her that she's like no no he's just
a friend and she's like onboarding him to like they're all just friends and then and then they
get mad about it it's so weird i'm like right why can't we just be friends and they're like oh my
god i don't want to be your friend anymore and i'm like wow
like it was it was like that the whole time i thought it was you know what they want i thought
it was platonic it's never platonic kb i thought it was platonic i'm i'm all about platonic
is that a word like like one in ten one in ten it's platonic i i enjoy platonic
relationships uh male and female so like it's like very strange when they want more
he keeps like what's wrong with you she's like you like me are you are you okay why you like me you got a problem you're like that's kind of gross
that's like um uh what's his name woody allen says uh i would never want to be a part of any
club that would have me for a member so it's like i would never date me you like me? There's no issues. Yeah, like, have you...
So what happened with you and your mom?
You guys have some issues?
No, we don't want to talk about these mommy issues.
And daddy issues.
Oh, yeah.
Familial troubles, if you will.
Groucho Marx.
No, that's the club quote is Groucho marks ew no that's the the club
quote is groucho marks
this is the reason why
no one likes me this is the reason why we play
a three to four minute song
so we don't deal with this
intro that's kind of true
I actually I'm on kb7
wait you don't like this
intro I feel like this is fun
it's it's been nine minutes this phase already started oh okay whatever that's true it's no no
that wasn't it you no no i just got no it's fine i was like three minutes late because i was having
espresso martinis with tequila so i just feel i feel like, I feel like the riff intro, it works, but it's like a hard landing.
You're just kind of like, oh damn, we're doing this. And the music is just that soft landing.
It just gives you the little, the little ramp up into the, into the space. And it just,
it gives you a little, I don't know, just a little time. But what can I say? I've got a man cold. So
I'm just, I'm out here i'm barely
surviving right now i'm getting i'm in iv fluids i'm uh i've got a respirator did you call it a
man cold yeah i've got a man cold like because having a normal cold would just feel like pussy
behavior no no no it's a man no no it's just a cold. And I'm a man, which I'm not sure.
And you're not going to let people forget that?
Even if you're sniffling and sick, you're a man.
No, no. See, he wants you to know about his pee-pee.
He's like, first of all, I'm a man.
So I deserve more money and respect than everyone.
No, see, what you're missing about man colds is that it's actually more painful than
childbirth i don't know if you're i you might not i don't know how you would know but uh
that is actually yeah those are two things that have no point of reference for
sophie can i can i dox your dm right now or Oh, I just didn't know if that was a story that I could share on the internet.
I'll tell it.
I think it was so funny.
All right, you tell it.
Tell it.
It's funny.
Okay, so I FaceTime KB when I get home because I get home and they've just been working a lot.
My apartment was very messy, so I had someone come clean it while I was at work so I could come home to a clean house.
come clean it while I was at work so I could come home to a clean house and I had like one of the
KB stuffed animals like over by my desk because I like brought it home when we were from a conference
whatever there's like a KB stuffed animal in my home and I come back and it's in the middle of
my maid bed like staring right at me terrifying I'll share a photo with the group
that was it.
That was all three.
I'm glad that I was on your bed
staring at you.
Boots me.
That would kind of scare me, too.
Because it was like a little weird, evil doll
and you're just like moving around.
It's just me.
No, it was too much.
It stressed me out
and I was like,
I have to immediately tell KB about it
because if I don't,
because if I were to come home and you were on on my bed, and I didn't let you know
about it, that felt even creepier.
Yeah, right?
Okay, so I think the first order of things that we should probably talk about in the
space while Sophie is getting that photo of me in her bed staring at her, the stuffed version of me, of course, not real me,
is, all right, chat,
toons with the affiliate Kuro badge.
I tried to fight that tooth and nail.
I was fighting with my Bob.
I was fighting with Cozy cozy and they gave him the
badge i whoa i just saw that that's crazy i did not want that that was not a part that was i did
not agree with this um and so i just need to hear it from you know the chat uh nini what do you think about the Toons Kuru badge?
Hey, I think it's hilarious.
$50.
Is it really $50?
$50 is a lot to spend
for a bit.
This is the thing though.
He actually paid $200
to get the badge.
He was like, I'll give Kuru $200, give me the badge.
Wait, are badges just for sale?
Yes.
I don't want to pay $200 for one, but could I get, like, a friends and family?
No, no, they're not, okay, they are not.
Are you saying we're not friends and family?
They are not for sale sale and they're just
i mean they're 50 a month so i mean it's not cheap but also like it's a marketing expense
so you're saying that like tunes has better reach than me absolutely not thank you kb
saying it's tax deductible all of tunes's followers are bots and jaded doge buyers who bought at 70 cents and they lost all their money.
So actually, all of Toons' followers hate him.
So it's really not a great market expense, in my opinion.
I'm just saying.
And I tried to express that and nobody listened to me.
Well, my question is, how many accessories does his claw monster have?
He doesn't even do the clob monster.
Yeah, like, I don't know about him, but, like, I just, to me, that would be the first question you ask.
Wow, Sophie, are you getting after it?
Are you customizing your clob monster?
Bro, first of all, I swept big on my first Claw Monster accessories.
So I have, those are my coolest accessories.
And I keep getting new swag, but it's like when you have a favorite outfit in your closet
and you just, like, you're just waiting for it to be clean again.
Yeah.
That's how I feel about my, like, skeleton.
And I have this, like, gem that glows.
It's very fun.
And I do a purple stripey background most of the time.
I wish we could get like a brighter wait it's a light dead in my apartment um i i just want like a little
bit of a neon palette for my background would be great there's a a light bulb is out in my
apartment i do not live with a man and so i don't know what to do it would be really funny if you
took the battery out of your smoke alarm.
I wish I could reach my smoke alarm and take the battery out.
Every time I cook, it goes off.
It's like, you're dying.
And it's like, no, I'm just trying to get a nice char on my steak.
Okay, so we do have Nini.
Her hand was up.
Oh, my God. I think it's on now.
But Nini.
No, put it back up.
Hey, Sophie. I think it's on now. But Nini. No, put it back up. Hey, Sophie.
I hope your neck's okay.
My neck is okay.
Before we digress.
No, wagwan people.
Can you please let Nini speak, Acer?
Your hand wasn't up.
I know I invited you, but I'll put you right back down.
Okay, go ahead.
My bad, my bad.
Continue, Nini, continue please you should have
thought harder and maybe perhaps tunes is doing something right you know he has the badge like
so easily we're like
all right if tunes can get badges so easily how come he didn't have the monad badge
if the monad badge you have to wear like a leader
and clearly toons isn't a leader i think i'm just gonna like pr and like bat for kuru here
maybe the kuru badge is better than the moded one i mean i was just
holding out for it i do agree i do agree it looks nicer it's brighter it's cooler it's awesome
see i'm pro toons having the i'm not badge for one reason and this thesis it might surprise you
but so you may or may not know this about Toons. So one of the things about
Kuru is that it shows having Toons wear the badge shows that we have AI alignment, right? And the
reason why you're like, okay, what's the AI alignment of Toons having a Kuru badge? Actually,
it's because Toons doesn't actually come up with his own shitpost. He actually goes to chat GPT. And he asked, he asked chat GPT to write all of the shit posts. If you go, you'll and if you run
it through one of those, like, is this AI generated things, it will say 100%. Like, yes,
it was generated by an AI. So honestly, that is one of the main keys is like in like pitches that we do, you know,
to like a VC or whatever it is, we say, listen, we're pro future.
We love AI.
We have Toons with an affiliate badge.
He's one of the foremost proponents of AI.
So honestly, that's I really feel like where this is going to pay off for us in the long
where this is going to pay off for us in the long run.
run.
I always assumed that Toons was an AI agent
and strictly James' assistant.
He is literally the kid from Ready Player One.
I don't know if you, in real life, he is literally that kid.
So I've listened to the audiobook and watched the film,
and if you could just throw both of them in the trash,
that would be great.
Wait, I disagree.
I liked those stories, both in film and book form.
That's fair.
That was a really good ping.
Who did that?
I'm pretty good at pings. It was very really good ping. Who did that? Me. I'm pretty good at the pings.
It was very good.
Alright, we have
a few other people on this stage.
Jessup, what's up, dude?
What is up? How are you, man?
I'm doing
well. I didn't realize I was
getting into a Toon Slander space.
We love a good
Toon Slander space. Can, we love a good Toon Slander space.
Can we get him on?
I mean, like, normally I...
Toons, toons, toons, toons, to see who shows up, like, Beetlejuice?
Because he's basically my Beetlejuice.
I literally asked him to come on tonight
and he said he had dinner plans.
He never lets people
on his spaces. It's always just, like, him and, like,
two other people. You can't, like, get on and
heckle him. I mean, i can get on it pretty pretty often i don't know what you guys
are talking about i have a monad badge i can get on the monad space but tunes doesn't happen i mean
he'll get he doesn't let sophie though so and she has wait wait i learned though if the space
is in our discord i can add myself to the stage even if I get kicked off.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we talk about how creepy I look on Sophia?
Wait, what?
Wait, so Sophie, like...
Look at the same pose.
I look so demonic.
So Sophie, he put it there?
Or he or she put it there?
Yeah, I came home.
It was like over by my desk.
And I guess they were like, oh, this is a stuffed animal.
It should go in her bed.
Which doesn't make sense because I don't have any other stuffed animals.
I've never been a...
You shouldn't keep animals like stuffed animals.
The bubble goes in my bed.
Whatever.
I came home.
It was on my bed.
Very creepy.
Immediately FaceTimed KB.
She didn't pick up.
Gosh, that's really funny. Like, she thinks that you're like my phone was dead my phone was dead and i was
i'm just saying what happened nobody's accusing of anything take a deep breath
he's just a friend kb it's okay
it doesn't look creepy at all it's yellow it scared me i was not i was immediately upset
no it does look creepy it looks like it's going to start levitating like two inches above the bed
i can't believe you made those poor chinese children make kb plushes
all right guys look my new profile picture is me on Sophie's bed.
I love that.
Can I just change it?
So you changed your retard to be like this.
Yes.
This is an amazing new profile picture.
I am on Sophie's bed.
Very creepy.
Haunting her life.
Your life is ruined.
This is my new profile picture. She just changed it retort to another result
fuck you
fuck you
literally fuck you
I mean
I hate to say it but that's honestly an incredible
PFT it's amazing
I'm keeping it forever
you guys can all
fuck off all right all right you were a good retard by the way i'm a great retard no you're
not i'm a great no you're not i'm a great retard all right well let's go to acer he can finally
speak so i'll allow it wait i have permission to speak yes you have permission to speak
i'm not going to lie.
I had one headset on, like half the headset on.
And I'm listening to Sarah yapping Discord.
And then I heard you guys yapping over here.
I have no idea what the conversation was.
But I'm guessing
Slow was saying some bullshit.
I don't know.
You guys got to fill me in. I don't know what's happening.
It's like 1.20am.
Bruv.
What the fuck is that noise?
Bruv.
That was terrible.
Bad.
All right.
Next.
Let's go take Kirito.
Yo, you can't just get me like that.
What the hell, Kirito?
How are we doing, Kirito?
How are you doing today?
Amazing.
Seal Illuminati.
What's up?
Hi, guys. Jikuru. How is everyone'm good i'm good yes i have my i finally
finally have my seal luminati it it calls me like i don't know how many moms of begging um like
attacking the owner and like going everywhere and telling them that was my PFP until like,
I finally, I finally had it.
It's really cool.
It's like, it's everything.
It's the tattoos, you have the red arms
and like he's holding the band.
So I was kind of like, I need it.
I need it.
Yes.
Wow.
Boom.
Am I?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I told you.
Am I rugging?
Am I?
Oh, no.
You're not rugging.
Oh, Credo.
I think.
I don't know.
KB must.
KB is in.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
No, I got a phone call.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I was like, wait. Oh, so you answer it when it's not.
Hey, wait, so you guys
see Olamini before I did? You know what?
Fuck them. They can
fuck off.
Sophie, did you hear that? She got a phone call.
She answered it. That's crazy, Sophie.
Yeah, I didn't answer Sophie's.
Absolutely. No, no, I'm kidding.
My phone was dead. My phone was dead.
I was at a restaurant. i was just drinking margaritas and espresso martini and eating peel and shrimp red shrimp like okay so i
know that it's really hard for most of you to understand because you guys don't have royal red
shrimp straight off the boat and i i'm sorry i'm sorry for that i i just i do apologize
wait kb i thought you were gonna say because we don't have lives and don't have plans outside
no no you guys just don't live in elite places like i do wait i live in new york bro that's not
elite new york is a rat infested fucking cesspool new york city is the biggest piece of litter on
planet yeah new york
is like kind of the worst like you guys like pretend it's great but it really isn't you get
overpriced hotels and like some decent restaurants like my favorite thing about new york city is like
potentially getting like carried away into an alley when i'm trying to get on the subway
um that's stupid because there's not even alleys in New York. You'd have to go to Chicago
for that. Don't be dumb.
What?
No, there are alleys.
There are not alleys.
Yes, there are.
Okay, a side street is not an alley.
Dude, I've never seen a place
that is like
quiet enough to be considered an alley
in New York.
Yeah, because you don't know anything.
First of all.
The rats are a blessing.
There's like literally Sailor Nene is running everywhere.
And it's fucking terrifying.
The rats are a blessing.
Rats are a blessing.
Bubla has so much fun chasing them.
I don't even understand.
Second
of all, how dare you
discuss seafood
when I
live in the great state of Maryland.
Oh, y'all
have crabs.
That's unfortunate. Exactly.
That's like a, I think they put that on t-shirts.
Isn't that crazy? That's crazy. Exactly. That's like a, I think they put that on t-shirts. Isn't that crazy?
That's crazy, bro.
But I will 100% co-sign KB.
Comparing to where KB lives, New York is a shell.
KB just wrote.
Joseph, you don't even live here kb is protesting the kb is protesting the new york city
uh the pro she's she's doing uh she's doing a florida march right now she's off she just left
the space she does have you fine she just put in slack that she just, she just quit Kuru. She's done.
Have you met a New York City police officer, sir?
Yes. Oh, dude. Dude. Wow. Man cold. It's Wednesday. Okay. All right. I'm bringing this back together here. Boom. Boom. Transition. It's Wednesday, Kuru Live Market Roundup, 8.26 p.m.
Checking my watch, approximately 20 seconds. 8.26.24 right now. Boom.
And Bitcoin right now, opening CoinGecko, just refreshed, $109,852, 2.8% increase in the last 24 hours.
The battle of $106,000 and $107,000 has been fought.
It's been lost by the bears, baby.
Let's go.
Bulls forever.
I am excited.
It's been a great few days.
There's not really a ton to talk about here, right? It's
just exciting, right? Bitcoin, all-time high. I made the space this morning. I was like, hey,
are we going to get a new all-time high by tonight? It happened, baby. We did it. 109,
800. That's epic. I'm excited. I don't know. Anybody have any all-time high stories or yeah like want to go after the 107k
seller with me and go find them and track them down yeah how's everybody oh i was 107 seller
i was excited i had some bills to pay i dumped i dumped almost all of it actually so you sold
you but no sophie if you sold like 50 dollars doesn't matter
guys i don't want to interrupt but um kb spamming the hand up are we gonna let her up i know she
shut me down so we shouldn't let her back up if y'all don't let kb back up i'm gonna have to leave
oh i don't know why it wasn't sure okay that's weird i don't know why it wasn't i mean i'll
co-host in your place if you want bro I'm way more entertaining than KB and slow.
You know what I'm saying?
Lies.
No, I'm way more entertaining than all of you.
KB, bro, don't you want the British guy?
Come on.
There's too many Americans.
It gets stale and boring.
You know what I'm saying?
We need some fresh vibes and energy.
That's why you need the Greek Mediterranean guy, you know?
That's why you need the Greek Mediterranean guy, you know?
Yeah. That's why you need a Greek Mediterranean guy, you know. That's a crazy
impersonation.
Oh, man.
KB. Okay, I'm
back. I'm back. Fuck Acer.
Fuck Chaos Walker. Fuck
you guys. I am back. My phone glitched
out per usual.
But I am fucking back, baby.
What are we talking about? K kb new bitcoin all-time high
where were you yeah yeah i was i was i was here and i was fighting cookies though nice
yes you were like i was fighting the fuck out of cookies now cookies though i think they're
scammers you hate this is unreal you hate cookies though i do not now cookies now i think they're scammers kb you hate this is unreal you
hate cookies now i do not like cookies now i think they're such as fuck they came up it
we were like hey like what do you guys think of cookies now and kb was like they are scammers i
hate them legit legit i was like no i don't them. I don't think we should use them. Listen, Bitcoin, all-time high, amazing, beautiful.
You love to see it.
If you stapled, you're a fucking retard.
I didn't have anything to say.
What if you say, like, sold 107K to, like, pay bills, for instance?
Yeah, I mean, like, I think Sophie isn't wrong in the sense of, I think it's a good sell.
I think Sophie isn't wrong in the sense of, I think it's a good sell.
Um, I think what's more retarded than being stabled is being fully allocated to runes.
Cause that didn't move.
That didn't move.
So we'll, we'll, we'll move on from that.
So Bitcoin like is all time high.
all-time high and the only thing that this cooked ass crypto twitter timeline can fucking talk about
is their fucking cookie circle and the cookie circle first of all the ui i mean it looks terrible
what is this what what what circle right like it's a bunch of different circles it's terrible
for like did you like that i mean i couldn't make sense of that i couldn't make sense of it It's a bunch of different circles. It's terrible for life to have a different mind.
Did you like that?
I mean, I couldn't make sense of that.
I couldn't make sense of it.
I hated the fucking visual of it.
Second of all, you can clearly tell who is kind of allocated to this cookies allocation.
Where maybe they didn't have enough kaido yaps but
they have many cookie yaps so you can you can tell very early on who the early investors on
who's really there was like accounts that i've never seen in my life with like mad bodded like
you know followers like oh cookies is a kaido killer i'm like okay okay guys like i just like i don't fall for it also i got i got literally
showed over 20 invite codes yo get in those cookies get in those fucking cookies i'm like
i like how much is big kairo paying you right well kairo doesn't even pay me dog or kb how many espresso martinis i had many but the thing
is you literally sign up and you just get free internet points and maybe they buy you lunch i'm
not listen i'm not signing my life to cookies all right i it's one it's one twitter login sister
they're gonna buy me lunch i'm not doing it i'm a little thing i'm a loyal i'm a loyalist
to a fault okay and let me explain to you why i think kaido is a better all of the platforms are
dog shits ma'am no i don't know i don't never give me good yaps i don't i don't agree with
that because like all right kaido like in the beginning like all right okay and i was you know i was in the house of milanda
goes in telegram hype or whatever and so there was like a lot of like organic kind of engagement
right organic engagement for me organic but i was a part of something right and so we had no idea
what the fuck kaido was and then like the first like kind of like interaction was like and i remember right i was in the top fucking three i was with like i was a keoni and i i think
maybe intern and like me whatever and i'm like oh this is like kind of crazy but like the the
founders of kaido were very present right away and you're like oh this is us like they're just
very transparent this is what we're doing blah blah whatever and then and then kaido got super hyped six months later and now everyone's
farming it and i'm like all right whatever it was cool i'm kind of grandfathered in because of like
i did every you know it was just very organic whatever you bring in cookies and like it's every
fucking washed up influencer talking about their bullshit and like trying to
show fucking their referral link and like trying to like shove it down my throat wait this is the
first time that influencers have tried to shove their referral link down your that's not what i'm
crazy what what i'm saying is that like kaito never has to do that from the beginning and then
cookies is just it's like shoving a fucking dick down my throat and I'm not fucking having it.
I'm not fucking having it.
Like, I'm done.
So, I don't want to.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that's been drinking.
Didn't Fantasytop Cloud do the same thing?
If you guys want dick in your mouth, then go ahead, suck it.
I love KB so much.
KB, I haven't
tried the app yet, but you're really
selling it hard.
I'm selling to not go on it.
Because you're just going to take all your data
and you're going to get drained.
It said that I have zero smart
followers. Zero.
I mean, I believe that.
What do you mean?
I follow Joseph?
Okay.
It's one off.
First of all, I'm a genius.
No, I'm kidding.
Wait, I'm going to go look at Joseph's followers.
I went a little too far with my my metaphors but that's just like what
it feels like sometimes i just feel fucking violated with the timeline and like i don't
want it but on the real though like that is false like i know there are actual people that follow me
i mean so there's clearly a... Yeah.
You have Happy.
You have Bill.
Yeah, I mean, like, I have lots of people, even from before Monad, that should count.
Like, it's kind of... There's something broken there.
I do...
Okay, wait, that's too funny, though.
Like, KB goes on, like, a like a five minute rant about like how a cookie sucks
and then joseph's like okay but like listen i don't like it it says i have zero smart followers
there's definitely some smart people following me like imagine they're like like you know how
kaido is like slashing people it's like slashing people for like talking shit
about projects like you could be a smart you could be like a smart follower but get like slashed for
like following someone that's stupid so they like they like negate it for you they're like oh interns
like yeah that's a smart follower follows jessupup, it's like, oop, alright, slashed.
Hi, man. Jessup doesn't follow me,
so I'm assuming that he's part of
the BitBoy side of Twitter.
What's the BitBoy
side of Twitter?
Yeah, what does that mean?
What the fuck?
That's CT, cocaine Twitter.
Yeah, dude, you don't know about cocaine Twitter?
Can I join this
Twitter? Nah, you don't know about cocaine Twitter? Can I join this Twitter?
Nah, you don't get cocaine.
That's sad, then.
Followed back.
That was such a productive
guilt follow.
Now you are going to lose your
smart followers.
So, Cookies thinks I'm smarter than Kaido, so
I'm partial to Cookies.
But it's all dog shit scams.
It's literally
just a model to get people to
do undisclosed shills. All of it is garbage
and should be thrown into a fire.
But, like,
I can just make fun of it for free money,
I'm going to do that.
I made a really delicious salad for dinner.
I put a picture of it in the chat if anyone's curious.
I'm going to like it.
You should.
If anyone wants the recipe, tell Jessup to let me make a cooking show.
Whoa.
Yeah, like... So why is it on a hospital meal tray?
Sorry to interrupt, Cozy, but, like, very important.
Why is it on a hospital meal tray?
Because sometimes I have a hard time remembering to eat all the things that are important.
So I think big thing is for vegetable, small thing is for protein thing,
and then fruit.
And then I'm like, look at me eating things.
Respectable.
But not when I have company over,
you know, because it's embarrassing.
That would actually be really based if you
serve them food on the hospital meal tray.
You said it was
embarrassing to serve the guests,
but then just posted it on Twitter and told us all.
Yeah, Sophie's like, no, no, it's not a hospital food tray.
I just fill out a little menu and I send it down to them
and then they call up to my room when it's ready
and then they bring me my meal.
But it's definitely not hospital food, though.
She's clearly better than us.
Guys, you can get one too.
They're at Target.
I love the tray.
The tray is underrated.
Why does the tray only live in the cafeteria?
It has great utility.
I don't know, but does it surprise you guys
that I don't like when my food's touched that much?
I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah, that kind of tracks.
I'm actually
equally
neurodivergent.
My sister.
Love it.
I saw a video
on TikTok yesterday of an emu
and I was like, that is definitely
Sophie's spirit animal.
An emu.
Silence.
Alright.
Well, I still haven't Googled what they look like, so I'm just imagining kind of like a burlier llama.
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah.
Yeah, but you haven't said anything of substance in a few minutes.
Alright, now my phone is kind of glitching up.
Okay, alright, alright.
Emos.
Can Kuro get, like, KB a new phone?
Because it seems like that's, like, pretty important to her role.
Yeah, yeah.
And her phone right now is clearly a piece of shit.
Whoa.
It's an iPhone 16, okay?
Well, then why the fuck is it glitching all the time?
Because I'm on it a lot.
Also, KB should know.
ABC, always be charging.
They just sold.
I don't charge my phone all the time.
That's the issue.
$6.8 billion acquisition,
sister.
Can we also talk about how the mana
community is like they're just bullies wait because i got yeah i got i got bullied pretty
hard um you just went on a rant bullying cookies you fall right into it cookies deserves a bullying
because they're all scammers let Let me talk to the founder.
Bring the founder here.
If anyone knows the founder of Cookies and they want to fucking talk to me,
they're fucking invited.
But they're not going to fucking come up here
because they're fucking scammers
and they don't give a fuck
and they just stole the fucking playbook from Kaido.
So, like, if they want to talk to me,
they can fucking talk to me.
How many margaritas?
It's fine.
It's fine.
First of all, espresso martinis with tequila.
What I'm trying to say is...
Tell them what you're trying to say,
KB. I forgot.
You guys distracted
Oh, wait. You guys bully
me. Never been more
bullish on Karu in my entire life.
Like,
bro, can you stop putting retarded pikachus on my
my post please because it hurts my feelings you have had the pfp what do you expect this is a
great pfp it's so retarded i know i'm sorry cozy but let's let's continue with this show
I know. I'm sorry, Cozy. Let's continue with this show.
How many followers until Nintendo DMCA?
Maybe 100k. So we got a bit.
What's Nintendo... Wait, what is Nintendo...
Rewind and explain.
What is Nintendo? So they're a Japanese gaming company?
No, I know what Nintendo is. You said letters and numbers after it.
Digital Millennium Copyright Act.
if you're deeply infringing on their
intellectual property,
which Nintendo does not care for very much,
they will send you a really
mean letter saying,
don't do that.
Alright.
Alright. Good. Good. It's 8. All right. All right.
Good.
Good.
It's 8.42 p.m.
8.42 p.m.
Approximately 43, 44, 45, 46 seconds to the hour right now.
Oh, guys, chat, is it over for me?
I'm becoming a watch guy.
Guys, I'm literally becoming a watch guy. It's over for me. Not for right now, though. Okay, let's not talk about that. I'll tweet that after the space. You can feel free to engage there. Really, though, it's over for me. I'm becoming a watch guy. But all right, a few quick hitters here. Let's go back. This space is out of pocket. It's okay. It's Wednesday night. I've got a man cold. KB's iPhone 16 doesn't work.
It's just what a week.
Bitcoin all-time high day.
We're all a bit loopy.
All good.
Okay, a few quick hitters.
We talked about cookies.
Let's move on.
The cookies are baked.
Let's just say that.
The cookies have been baked.
Let's look.
What else have I got?
I've got some interesting stuff
wait do you have an agenda like did you write out little notes yeah i write out notes okay if you
totally like shared those it'd be easier to not derail the conversation oh those maybe but i mean
i don't know kb i mean normally kB have the notes and it goes pretty well I mean
I'm not gonna lie I like cozy some of the notes but I when I say my phone was dead
I didn't get my phone on until 8 0 2 just two minutes after the space started so I didn't look
at the notes yeah but I'm not very good at giving KB a ton of advance notice with the notes generally.
Although we've been getting better, but.
No, it just occurred to me there was an agenda, though.
Like, I thought we were just chatting for fun.
Now I feel like I've been derailing the conversation.
No, I derailed it, if anything, because I was day drinking.
It's just, I mean, we kind of do, like, the market roundup where we have, like, different topics and everything.
But also, this is a week where, like, we haven't, there's not a ton, a ton going on.
So it's not really like we need to dive into anything in particular.
So you haven't been derailing it.
It's all good.
I'm just glad to have some friends up here.
It's more fun that way, even though I will say this space has been unhinged.
So, you know, you can just delete the recording afterwards, right?
Yeah.
Wait, is it that bad?
I was going to say, you probably don't want this recorded.
Is it that bad?
No, it's based.
Am I getting fired?
No, I don't think so.
So, ever since...
It wouldn't be decentralized if you got fired.
Sorry, Jessup, go ahead.
I was just going to say, ever since Cozy and KB came on Monad in the morning,
does anybody know who Mark Ribier is?
Nah, man.
Whoever the fuck that is, they can kick rocks.
Yeah, the guy who does music videos, Joseph?
Bro, I'm pretty sure you're him.
I mean, I'll take that.
Everybody Google Mark Ribier.
It's R-I-B.
Can you just put a picture of him
in the chat and then we pin it so we don't
have to use our hands?
You're not going to trick me into using a search engine for shit.
Alright, I'm going to find a photo.
Find it.
Yosup.
Yosup.
Who said my name?
Yes. Now that you said more than the mornings, Yosop. Yosop. Who said my name? Chaos.
Now that you said Monad in the mornings,
will you ever unblock me from Monad XYZ?
This is getting like too personal.
I don't have the option.
You know this.
You were supposed to use your
Louis crash out to get
interns to unblock you.
I don't know. Louis is crashing out himself right now.
Listen, man, you're just
saving yourself time in the day.
You don't have to watch Monad in the morning
now. You don't have to follow
any of the pipeline Twitters.
Bro, I just followed you.
That's just time
that you can spend doing
Tai Chi and improving yourself.
I'm going to watch Pipeline in the morning tomorrow, though.
Dude, Pipeline in the morning?
I know it's Monad in the morning.
Calm down.
Oh, man.
Wow.
Wow.
What a day.
What a day. Well, I think that... I appreciate that, man. Wow. Wow. What a day. What a day. Well, I think that I appreciate that, Joseph. I think that Mark Ribier is probably more handsome than I am, but I will take that. I also prefer my mustache to his goatee. So maybe that'll be my little stroke or feather in my cap there um yeah he's a funny guy he was also like the first there's like a funny
old like video clip of him being like first in line to like go and get an iphone kind of like
funny lore with with mark ribier he was really i thought he was funny in college and then
i feel like you kind of just i don't know it was kind of a phase but maybe that's just me i hope
he's still making music though that's very cool how do pin it? I don't know how to do that.
Oh, you put... So, like, go like you're going to share it,
and then you can just, like, pin it to the top.
So you, like, press the share button,
and then you put Kuru Live.
Click that button. It's above message.
All right, I'm trying to figure that out.
Oh, yeah. all right i'm trying to figure that out oh yeah well um this man is working on it what about okay i feel like this one i could kind of do like a kb go off but i probably am not that heated um do it do it no no okay well
okay this is all that i really have is just after the coin.
Okay.
Coinbase got hacked.
The announcement came out last week.
At this point, if you're using Coinbase and not Kraken, like you're honestly like Kraken,
you're retarded.
Like you should use Kraken now.
Like don't use Coinbase anymore. They are committing financial
negligence, malfeasance. It's actually crazy that there are just so many things that are wrong with
this. They've misstated the timelines. They may or may not have misstated how many users that they
had on their app. All of this happening the same week that they get added into the S&P 500.
It's a total disgrace. They funded Democrats who were trying to get rid of the who are trying to oppose the stablecoin bill. This is well documented by Ryan Selkis, which is a bummer.
Look, I'm not trying to make it political, but I just don't think that Coinbase has been acting
in the best interest of crypto for a long time. And they definitely don't have their users' best interest in mind.
The fact that rogue customer service agents from around the world
were able to access United States customers,
not just United States customers, but honestly, any customers,
at least make it geolocated or something like that
if you're going to use these international customer service representatives. But this is not a function of like, oh, and then listen to this too.
This is just the only other thing. They said that they'll reimburse people that were affected. But
what that means is not that they will reimburse in some financial compensation way people that were
affected by having their homes, their account balances, all of these things leaked to randos, their dates of birth, all of these things leaked.
They will reimburse people that were stupid enough to get phished on the phone.
So they're going to reimburse the people that are stupid and the people that are their actual customers that have had this happen to them they just don't get their reimbursement is that they can get fucking robbed
like that's their that's like their reimbursement is that they're like wide open to be like attacked
by like evil cozy yes you think that large financial institutions don't give way too
much information to their call center agents.
You don't think that your regular ass bank doesn't give too much information to their call center representatives?
Sure.
But I do actually think that it's quite different when it comes to crypto and having people
that could be transferring in and out large balances of crypto, the self-custody nature of it
actually makes it different than a bank having my customer information because they can come for me
and they can steal my like FDIC insured money. But like the bank can just freeze the transaction.
But if like bad guys come to my house with like, you masks on and you know i've got a glock
a nine millimeter right next to my bedside like hey like let's party but level up rather that not
happen level up man yeah yeah i would rather that not happen i don't want to be a cowboy
i am a cowboy though um but uh yeah i'm a cowboy i only get man calls i'm a very strong manly man so true so true so about
home protection the glock is actually a horrible home protection instrument you want to get yourself
a uh a 10 gauge shotgun dude i'm sorry 20 gauge shotgun uh with buckshot in it that would be a
better home defense mechanism okay or a dog, like a big German Shepherd.
You want your dog to get hurt?
You want them to hurt your dog you love.
I love my dog and I just feel like my dog is going to win.
So he's not going to get hurt because he's going to be such a winner.
Dude, I have met your dog.
Your dog is not.
Your dog is too friendly.
I want no one in this space to end up in a suitcase.
Just so you know.
Yeah, real.
Wait, question to the group.
If you had to end up in a suitcase,
what suitcase would you want to end up in?
Make and model.
Like a shitty, like,
goodwill, like, 1980s suitcase.
I'll go modern with a cow pack.
I like that.
Josh, what about you?
The only suitcase brand I know is like Samsonite, right?
Something like that.
Man has never seen a suitcase in his whole life.
What are you, Nini?
One for the girlies.
Throw me in a baize.
Ooh, great choice.
Cozy.
One for the boysies.
Throw me in a backpack.
Hell yeah, brother.
There's many make miles of backpacks
in the complete wrong category.
You've let me down yet again.
You just chopped up in a chance
for it to say how you gotta go.
I guess.
Yeah, damn.
Alright.
Yeah, not as... Okay, yeah okay yeah i mean coinbase hack i just genuinely recommend that you at least explore kraken or honestly like if you don't like really i guess we're probably
all aligned in this but like decentralized finance is good and like if you have good
opsec there are ways to like be secure um like with your yeah with like using decentralized
finance operational security yes that's that's right cool great yeah yeah so really i guess i
this is all just to say like you don't even need to use an exchange
for a sex for anything like you can off ramp on ramp on chain now through like apps like sphere
labs you can use metamask um moon pay stuff like that which are still centralized but are not still
giving you that like central point of failure. Don't custody
assets on Kraken or Coinbase. Coinbase, lots of egg on their face. I think that was kind of like
last straw for me. I wasn't really using Coinbase in the first place, but I like want, I'm like an
American, right? Like I want to root for Coinbase as kind of like a paragon of like really good,
you know, like business entrepreneurship
within the crypto space like in america and it's just disappointing and really frustrating and uh
yeah i don't know if people are making a big enough deal about it maybe people were
um but it definitely seems like there's been some some subterfuge so yeah that's just like my little that's my cookies rant cookies base um that's
maybe maybe if you went to the streets and made a song about it people would hear you out right on
i've been using a puerto rican guy at the casino to on ramp
that's awesome i'm in a second dress up request for a song um i have to hop because i'm trying
to go to this event to see how they event but um wait wait wait what event are you going to
it's a it's a different chain it's a different chain i'm going to do
i'm going i'm going to look i want to see what they're doing i gotta take a peek
okay she's going to a Cardano event, okay?
Leave her alone.
Bullish on Canto.
I'm not sure that I know what Cardano is.
Good for you.
She's going to an XRP event, okay?
It's going to be the new Bricks dollar.
Wait, Bill Monday says it's a listener, but is he on stage?
If not...
Bill Monday ain't listening.
He just put it on.
He reacted.
He did a react.
I saw it.
That's a glitch.
He's not actually listening.
In 4K, he reacted.
He's faking.
He's faking.
Fake faker.
Okay.
Well, also, shout out.
Well, there's so many people I love in the listening.
So shout out all of them.
And I'll talk to you guys.
Okay, what the fuck, Joseph?
Why was that a thumbs down?
Explain yourself.
Thumbs down again.
Why are you thumbs downing me?
You have a microphone, brother.
Have a good time at your XRPG.
I'm going so I can make sure. It's not XRPG. I'm going so I can make sure
it's not XRPG. I want
Monad to have all the best events. How am I supposed to
make sure we're the best if I don't see what the rest is?
She's farming a Lallis.
So you're a spy?
Yeah, I'm literally going
to spy. I'm Jyme's Bond.
Oh, Sophie, you know I'm going to be there next month?
Um, yeah, obviously.
I got your stuffed animal on my bed.
Ready for it.
Are we going to hang out?
Are we going to hang out?
Um, I hope we're going to hang out.
Wait, I literally have your dates because I, yes, they're already in my calendar and
we will be hanging out.
I'll be running around in circles.
Acer, just call me a midget.
It's not very nice of you
that's a slur
did you see what you just tagged me in
I said that you suck dick
but it doesn't mean you should call me a midget
nah nah you can't be saying
I like dicks down my throat where's that even come from
I think I'm in my
full right to call you a midget after that
I'm gonna do a space after this.
If you guys want to air it out, like Raph Battle, you're both welcome.
Nah, me and KB are just going to have a fist fight, man.
You know what I'm saying?
We've got to pull up to some knee-up and that's it.
Like, you know, like, right?
Yo, slow.
I ran this idea past you in DMs the other day.
Dude, they got to wrap up the spaces.
Shut up, Acer.
Oh, damn.
So you do talk to women and you also beat them up that's crazy
bro i do neither of those this is recorded by the way just so you know guys guys guys guys
everyone quiet everyone quiet bill monday is here
that's so rude that's such a bad noise not this fucking guy um yeah and so i reacted before i was
laughing because um cozy did that bit where he's like for the boysies i'd choose this suitcase i
found that funny so that's why i reacted earlier on in the space um and then very early on in the
space i really enjoyed kb's uh like what was was it, like, 17-minute rant against that, what's that thing, the donuts or the circles thing?
What are they called?
The donuts is crazy.
What are they called?
Eric Brown's the donut.
He's worse than I am.
We should launch donuts.
We should launch donuts, KB.
Donuts.com.
Yeah, and we can be the...
What's it called?
Call it Red King Crab
Straight From The Boat.com.
And then the Red String Crab is funny.
That's also very good.
I'm sure they're tasty, but yeah.
How much did you drink today, KB?
Not even that much.
Not even that much?
And then, of course, all the market insights are really good as well.
I really enjoyed listening to all of that actionable kind of, you know,
insight from the call.
It was good.
Oh, Bill.
This is...
Oh, my.
This is one of those spaces where you get off
and you're like, alright, I'm going to go read
a book.
You've never read a book in your life.
Dude.
Come on. I've read some books,
man.
I feel like you look like you read books but you're not you don't actually read books
oh big Chuck Palahniuk fan yeah you look like a massive book reader actually you know I think
about it dude I definitely dude I grew up reading a ton of books. I do not read as much as I should these days.
Bukowski was right.
Slow, no one gets the literary references.
Everyone gets the Bukowski reference.
Fuck off.
They don't.
I don't know what you just said.
But then again, I don't read.
KB, do you read? No but then again i don't read so kb do you read no she doesn't do not read it's really hard for me to read i have to like read the same sentence like 20 times
there's a kb has like a tweet like on her timeline she's like hi hi i can do short sentences will you give me
a page that's gonna take like three days oh man wow wow bill do you read no i don't no no i although
i need to do i need to get more because i often often am in waiting rooms or just around the place without internet on my phone, and I would like to start reading PDFs and things, so I'm going to get some.
Although I did try to start, I was in a waiting room for a bank this morning, and I had Peter Thiel's Zero to One as a PDF, and I started reading it, and I'm like, actually, I don't really want to read this at all so I need to get other books different ones see like I feel like it's all about having the right book
and that's where I kind of go in and out of reading like no joke I read I read like half a book like a
month ago did not finish it should have I was thinking today about reading a book about the
history of apple I live right near a library I was like maybe I reading a book about the history of apple i live
right near a library i was like maybe i'll walk over to the library i want to learn about apple
because that's gay don't do that okay dude because you strike me as a thomas pinchin reader you should
read that instead i don't know who that is the crying of lot 49 or whatever? Yeah, see, Bill knows. Let's go.
Does that come in PDFs?
I mean, I'm sure.
It's like good literature, man.
Thomas Pynchon?
Yeah, it's like actually legitimate.
Like no bit.
I'm doing a bit like 98% of the time, but no bit this time.
Nice.
I like Don DeLillo. He's a good writer.
Do you like Don DeLillo he's a good writer do you like Don DeLillo funny names
so you know I've actually never read Don DeLillo
but like a lot of art that I like
references Don DeLillo
so I think I tangentially
like Don DeLillo
yeah his book
White Noise was really impactful I like that book
you should read that
okay actually I probably will thanks bill it's all right it's all right bill i think i'm going
to be haunted by your i look like someone who reads like that that really might stick with me
what can i how can i what do i need to change to look like someone who is a big reader and does read? Maybe I need
horn-rimmed circle glasses
or something. Shave your mustache less.
You want to look like
you read more or less?
No, more. For sure more.
But you already look like a person
that reads books more than the average person.
Okay, okay, fair.
You don't want
books, looks, me looks max that's crazy
oh there's only so far you can go oh man wow wow just don't don't like wear hard wearing fabrics or
like um clip keys to your belt because then you stop looking like a book reader and start looking
like a like a wood whittler or like a knife maker or something, you know?
Knife makers are based.
Yeah.
Look like a knife maker.
There was no moral judgment there.
I'm just saying if he's going for an aesthetic direction, like.
See, okay.
Here's the thing, Bill.
I will appreciate your feedback on this.
I was mentioning this earlier, but I'm kind of becoming a watch guy.
Is it over for me?
It might be, but I think it's good to get into it.
The last thing you'd want to be is not a watch guy who buys a watch, I think.
I like that.
I think you can just spend $30 and buy a Casio F91W
and just save yourself a lot of trouble.
That's actually, like, the deeper that you go, which I've been in this for, like, two or three weeks,
is, like, yeah, like, actually just Casio and Timex have some, like, pretty fine watches for, like, yeah, $30, $50.
F91W, good enough for Al-Qaeda, good enough
for you.
Alright, enough with these deep cut
literary references.
It's a literary reference.
It's a famous terrorist still.
The CIA likes it, Al-Qaeda likes it.
You can make a bomb with it. It's a good watch.
Can you?
Yeah, it's very...
It's like famously, if you
catch someone with more than one
F91W on them,
they're making bombs.
Huh.
If you wanted to
book's looks, Max, then you should get a pocket watch.
Pocket watch
is crazy.
Yeah, but it would suit him dude yeah dude i dude imagine i show up to the imagine i show up in new york city next month and i see some monad people and i'm
just but like as i'm walking i'm holding a book and then out of my left pocket, I pull out a pocket watch, and I check the time,
and I'm smoking a pipe, dude.
Insane.
That's bad for your health and your children's health.
You're just going to let...
You're going to subject...
You have two kids, right?
To secondhand smoke?
That's crazy.
Well, he didn't say he was smoking inside.
Yeah, dude, but it gets on your clothes.
You bring it inside if they got any kind of like asthma.
They're going to be cool, though.
That's the thing that you don't realize.
My kids.
Yeah.
Also, like if you're going to buy a watch, you're going to spend thousands of dollars
on a watch when you could have bought your kid like a leapfrog or something.
That's wild.
He's going to have a nice watch.
He's going to blow smoke rings in their face
yeah we'll be holding a book in one hand my two and a half year old in the other and just blowing
smoke it builds character oh man wow that's true that's true he would be tough need him to be
that's what hemingway did to his sons yeah hemingway did do a lot did a lot to a
lot of things man dude hemingway's you know say what you want about hemingway have you read a
hemingway novel like other like outside of high school like on your own uncle Uncle. What? KB's name is Crypto Baby Hemingway.
Yeah, you guys didn't know that?
I'm at Hemingway's house every week.
So, outside of, like, on your own time,
like, outside of high school.
They have six toes.
I do like Hemingway cats.
They're very cute.
Yeah, I have a coffee book.
He is super dead, KB. He is super dead. Yeah, I know a coffee book. He is super dead, KB.
He's been dead for...
Yeah, I know he's dead.
I'm not retarded.
But I literally have his little typewriter thingy.
KB, I've never liked you more than right now.
The writer thingy.
The thing you type on.
Typewriter.
Do you have Hemingway's typewriter? I mean, the thingy type on. Typewriter.
Do you have Hemingway's typewriter?
I mean, I don't own it.
You're borrowing?
You're saying that he had a typewriter at one point?
I don't know.
Is that what they're called?
What's your relation to the Hemingway's typewriter?
He's my uncle.
You're patronizing her now.
No, I'm trying to figure out where the typewriter part came in.
Is that what they're called?
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe.
I think that thing, but not a keyboard.
It's not a keyboard, it's a typewriter.
Typewriter, yeah.
I have seen many of those.
Actually, what typewriter did you type on?
I can literally take it and give it to you if you wanted it.
But it would be a whole new thing.
You have Hemingway's typewriter?
I'd probably get in trouble, but I can do it.
Typewriter is actually kind of a crazy name.
Like, imagine if it was called just like a key smasher.
You're like, oh, damn, I got drunk with my key smasher.
I could probably find a photo of it.
Give me one minute.
He used a Corona 3 Underword Portable.
Which is pretty common.
Coronas are very common.
Typewriters in the US.
Yeah, dude.
Throw a lime in there.
That's a good typewriter.
Corona.
So I'm weird and suck as a person,
so I have a typewriter.
And I...
There's like a whole tangent.
It's so hard right now.
Wait, I found it.
I actually have it.
It's so funny.
You have Hemingway's typewriter?
It's not mine. I don't own it.
Because it belonged to Hemingway.
Yeah, but I can get it.
So if we want to do a heist.
We could sell it.
Is Ernest Hemingway
actually your uncle, KB?
He's not my uncle, no.
He's very white and I'm very brown.
They called him Papa Hemingway.
That was his...
I think there are a number of books called Papa Hemingway.
Dad for real is his typewriter and all his own notebooks.
Like, actually for real.
Sorry. is his typewriter and like all his little notebooks like actually for real I don't sorry where where are you right now it was delayed
I do know one of his relatives
though
so we could you're saying we could
heist Ernest Hemingway's relatives 100 they have a
bunch of really shitty sculptures i don't think we'll get much money out of it
man kb this uh i'm really sorry don't don't tell by Bob please people keep on saying like
hey don't forget this is a recorded
space I don't think it's actually been
I mean it's maybe been
like boring or like
not interesting but like
I don't think it's like
cross the line or anything
say a slur someone say a slur
I just want to say I'm not associated with any cross the line or anything. Say a slur. Someone say a slur. No, dude.
I just want to say I'm not associated with any crime plannings
that are happening in this space.
I only own a single
act and FW.
I mean, you're like
the main part of the heist.
You're supposed to distract.
You're supposed to distract You're supposed to
Wait who just did that
To KB
That's fucked
Listen no no no
You're supposed to distract
The cats
You're distracting the cats
And then we're gonna get a typewriter
No no no no
I can't you You know what?
I'm done with you guys.
I'm over it.
I'm over it.
I'm over it.
Please don't be over it.
I don't like you.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm over it.
We're on the same volume right now.
I don't like any of you guys.
Please.
No, no, no.
KB, just we are sitting here because of you.
Just keep going.
Keep talking.
Keep going.
KB, don't stop.
I am personally not
paying for KB.
Just so you guys know.
Oh my god.
Who the fuck is Akba?
I don't know who that is either.
Well, you can see my name.
It's Akba.
Akba, I remember you.
You went 10k long
on a shitcoin
what was it? I don't remember
I lost it
I lost 10k
he lost $10,000 on an anthem call
following an anthem call is crazy
well
the motherfucker called another coin.
That's why I lost it.
Wow.
Oh, man.
How could we forget you, Akpa?
Man, I'm glad to know you're not here for KB.
I forgot him.
I am here for you, Kozy.
Yeah. Yeah.
Let's go. Are you Turkish?
And Bill. Yeah, I am Turkish. And. Are you Turkish? And Bill.
Yeah, I am Turkish.
And Bill.
I love you, Bill.
Wait, are you actually Turkish?
I am here against my own bill.
Are you true?
Dude, I'm getting so good at this.
So good at what?
Figuring out the Turkishes.
How could you know that I'm Turkish?
Because you sound like a Turkish.
Because Slo is talking with turkish all day yeah dude i listen to the turks like they're my asmr
turkish people like usually don't speak english well but okay yeah we can tell
English well, but okay.
Yeah, we can tell.
That's correct.
Well, you were just mocked by Nini
for saying, no, no, okay,
okay.
No, I literally
listen, I just listen to them speak Turkish all day
while I'm doing other shit.
I see you often
with Rosen and Medusim.
Yeah, I like the Turks.
I'm a fan.
I think we're cooked.
I think we are as cooked as Sophie's dinner on a tray.
This has truly been a strange hour and 14 minutes.
It's been fun to be along for the ride i think for the most
part you're being such a michael right now i'm curious are you saying that she can't cook or
like i'm not sure where you were getting at he's being a michael i was being a mike what is a
michael like michael scott what no just a michael just someone who you would be named Michael
can't you let him close the space so we can go sleep it's 4 20 a.m here hey man you know there's
a if you just go up to the right upper right corner there's a button it's five letters it's
in red no I was invited as a speaker I will stay here till the end Chaos we appreciate you
I will advocate for you to be unblocked by the
Mana and Main account
I'm going to
it's been fun to hang out with you guys
thanks for coming out for TrueRue Live
KB's phone literally bugged again
this is unbelievable
this lady's tech is insane
she's probably just
saying hi to Uncle Ernest.
But, guys, it's been good.
Thanks for coming out tonight.
It's been a lot of fun.
Yeah, I think it's been fun.
I hope you had fun.
Thanks for coming along for the ride with us.
We'll be back next Wednesday at 8 p.m. EST.
We will maybe craft the agenda a little closer and maybe stick just a touch tighter next week.
But it was fun.
I feel like this is just the spirit of the NADs just kind of coming through.
And every once in a while, there's just animal spirits.
There's NAD spirits that are in the air.
I remember hearing that when I started getting into like macro and everything.
And they're like, there's animal spirits returning to the market.
These are NAD spirits that are just returning to the formula is good.
You should run it back.
speaking of running it back,
we're doing the comedy hour on Friday at I think 9am.
So you guys should come out for that.
That'll be fun in the discord.
This week,
we've got a fun event coming up in a few weeks here.
So looking forward to pitching that for you guys.
It's going to be awesome. Keep on clicking, keep on having fun in a few weeks here. So looking forward to pitching that for you guys. It's going to be awesome.
Keep on clicking.
Keep on having fun in the test net trenches.
We appreciate you all.
So thanks for coming out and vibing with us tonight, guys.
Crew Live, Wednesday, 521.
Chaos Walker, you can go to bed, my friend.
Everybody have a good night.
See ya.
