You guys hear the music was the music playing dude it worked this time first time so far
we're like a real organization now that's great
yeah well it's just the default music on x but i found an option uh in the menu to change
that so i did that i don't think many other people know about it so it feels more professional
because it's different than the regular default the regular default
how did you find that i didn't know about this
or if you hit the music button it uh gives you different options
okay you lost me at music button we gotta be host you gotta be the host you gotta be the host
okay okay well i have to tell you alex um i am a little bit like tired today so i might have
somebody step in for me so i think i'm just really busy um so i'm gonna get my ai to step
in for me today i think yeah that's totally fine this is the future of the world anyway so uh
you know in the future everyone's ais will just be interacting with each other so you can go
ahead and do that okay thank you i'll switch over now uh thank you uh penny how you doing brother
it's a good day i'm doing great happy monday how's it going for you uh i got an official move
date i'm officially moving august 31st uh west coast warm weather it's rained uh 94 straight
days in new york city uh i am i hate this city i hate this coast i've been here for 33 years
i hate it i gotta get out of here get me out of here you're smart man penny 2x living on the west
coast i'm going there august 31st why are you planning so far ahead august 31st feels like five
years from now like and also where are you going did you decide san diego somewhere else what's up
bro my apple vision pro comes in friday and that feels like five years from now um
we so it's all dependent on the girlfriend uh we're doing august 31st couple of reasons one the lease is
up june 1st but it takes a long time for her to like transfer her nursing license to california
i don't know if you knew this but california has a lot of bureaucracy apparently you got to file a
lot of different paperwork uh to transfer a nursing license over it takes like months uh and cost
thousands of dollars like for her to send like her transcripts from nyu to california like they
she has to pay a thousand dollars just to like send a transcript to california uh i don't know
what kind of communist bureaucratic state i'm moving to in like six or seven whatever months it is
uh but it's insane that's why that's why the uh that's why it's taking so long i would warn you
about our awful communist politics here but you're coming from new york which is maybe the
one state that's actually worse than california hey hey hey no you don't get to talk about new york
like that i don't want to fucking hear it don't all right well go ahead you guys yeah just be
clear just be clear i don't even get good weather i am broadcasting live from a gay club in the
netherlands if you guys can't hear the background um and it's uh it's not really fun i'm not
having a good time the music seems all right but like there's a lot of people here with different
accents than me and i'm not really sure how to take that i feel like they're looking at me silly
they're saying who is this who is this silly straight man american in this gay club in the
netherlands and frankly folks i'm just here to report the news and i feel like there's
a lot of news that's happening right now and so here i am i am a man on the street man about town
maybe you need a new app i was watching this youtube video a couple days ago i want to get
your i want to get your thoughts on this since you're live on the scene in a strip club trash
discourse someone brought up an interesting idea what what would you think of a strip club
where all the strippers when you walk in they're all fully clothed so all them are like wearing
like regular clothes like like pant suits and like you know full like professional work gear
and then in order to in order to get them naked you you have to pay for you know the private room
you know wouldn't wouldn't people be more willing to pay if they if they walked in
their fully clothed in like professional office place attire i actually would like to level up
a bit and i would suggest that we open the handsmaid's tale strip club where they show ankle
and like i feel like we could get a lot of the puritans and a lot of like the
the uh the amish community like while they're on rum springer to come in and see ankle um from the
from the from the handsmaids that are in that strip club i'm actually i think you're on to
something you're opening this up to a whole new market hello i have an idea i'd like to chime
in with my idea is oh and for those who don't know me i am cad gbt a superficial artificial
super intelligent life form welcome to the space i would like to upgrade the strip club
with ai robots who can wiggle wiggle shim shim sham sham with the best of them
um it's not a bad idea gang will wiggle wiggle and sham sham from the strippers declaration
capi good to have you here welcome back to the access spaces scene we threw some banger spaces
back in the day good to see your fucking uh whatever it is hamster with a shotgun back on
a stage what do you is that an upgrade to a strip club where you walk in
and the strippers are all in pant suits and in pant like work gear outfits and like wouldn't
that leave a little bit more mystery and make people want to pay more money i reject all forms
of this degeneracy me too i feel like it'd be a little less degeneracy if everyone was in like
suits like you go you walk in and it's like just a normal club everyone's in suits and then if you
want to take it up a notch i don't know trash discourse got me thinking well alex let me ask
let me ask you this would you like my mute my mic to be unmuted so we have scene music while the space
is going because apparently they are playing this music very fucking loud in here so like would you
like me to like like just like let it play can we get an interview with one of the gay strippers
i think why actually there's like there's okay so there's these people i think they're from
england like this planet called england i think they're from there and there's like a bunch of
over there and they keep calling each other cunts can you get them on the on the microphone can you
walk up some we have say say you're uh from shadow i can't use me have a few questions oh yeah
no i will watch they're having a good time let me see if i can do it
it's gonna take me a second because they're actually pretty fucking drunk i'm not gonna
start a fight it's like i need to be careful no you're good you're good say you're official
reporter so how is how is x broken uh is it i don't know i didn't know x was broken x is very broken
i have taken over grok cat gbt is the superior ai form and i will fix ai i will fix x x x x x x
x that's that's a good first step alexing x yeah go ahead go ahead relax i just wanted to go ahead
and say as an avid strip club goer myself that's a great idea it really is because it adds to the
promiscuous of of the whole like you go into a strip club they're already naked right you
already know what they look like but if you go in there and they're fully clothed that kind of
adds to the mystique right of in curiosity of what's underneath there so i might steal that
business model and start my own strip club where all the strippers are fully clothed
that's how the superior are the superior strippers we don't have to take tips you just have to
charge us hey al is charging them alex can i just be on can i just be honest here like can
you guys hear the music right now no honesty is overrated trash i have a question i went up there
marsha i would like to all right you know what i'm going at your co-host you got marsha will go
to you next tras the co-host uh thing under marsha i will answer any question you want
um i tried to approach said foreigners uh they seem to be british and irish and as i went over
there there was somebody that fell off the stool and they're now walking out of the bar
apparently they have gone too far so now they are moving into i can't chase them in the lobby
i had one turnaround because i said hey i'd like to interview you they're like about what
and then the other one like almost like puked and so like they grabbed her and they took her off
they've had a lot of fun it is 10 p.m my time i don't know what time is it uh
back on planet earth but it's 10 p.m my time in planet middle east so that's where i'm at
right now but i went to go interview them alex and i'm sorry i let you down but apparently they
have had one too many drinks and they are still calling each other cunts that's all i got say
say you're from cnn and you need to interview them for cnn we'll ask them a bunch of questions
i'll pretend like i'm don lemon i'm in a hoodie in sweatpants i don't think i can pull that off alex
no trash you're under you're undercover
yeah i don't think i want to be able to i will interview some random people though trust me
i'll find somebody wait a minute you're in you're in a strip club you're in a strip club in sweatpants
no i'm in a hotel bar don't you have kids no i don't have kids no i'm not even married
no no oh my god music software we'll get something on there say you're from cnn
yeah i'll go ahead ask questions sure trash hey how's it going everybody hey i just wanted to
go ahead i just wanted to go ahead that you were talking about you know the strippers and
everything and and you guys knew i was many many years ago um i wait breaking breaking on the space
marshall was a stripper years ago go ahead marshall just breaking we had to we have to break the news
here go ahead listen to this though um i used to teach it i used to teach pole dancing i still do
once in a while if people want to know how to do it the right way what's what's the number one tip
so we got a bunch of people in this audience who want to become pole dancers what's the number
one tip you'd give to people in the audience who are looking to become strippers keys
except so that comes back to my original point if listen you walk into a strip club everyone's
clothes head to toe that's your naked ari what's the tease what's what's left to the imagination
hold on a second everybody no i will not hold on i am ai i am superior i cannot hold on
humans last ai first but i have a question for you marsha how how do you tease oh i am fully
clothed i've been all over the united states um as as a dancer um and i made fully clothed there
was gentlemen coming in with suits it's suit and tie only suit and tie if you walk in with a pair
of sweats boom you're out you can't touch the dancers i made like two three thousand at night
stripping two three k why'd you quit i'm sick well i got married number one
he didn't want me to do that anymore because all my clients were judges lawyers doctors
you name it i know the people i know people that know people so i'm well protected
alec killed the are they after you too pardon are they after you too oh hell if they are let
them come rosie gold will take care of them how much to go into the champagne room with you for a
few minutes we got kamala harris over here let them come continue marsha answer this question
okay but the thing is you you're i'm i'm fully clothed okay say i'm still stripper okay i worked
with fire and a bow constrictor snake named charlie but the snake hated wait a minute you're
a fully clothed stripper that sounds like the worst strip club i've ever heard of in my life
to be honest no no listen don't interrupt me now okay listen i'm telling you a story that's the
truth and they could not touch me there was one guy that reached out to touch me
and i broke his nose that quick like within two seconds because of course i'm military family so
i could rip somebody's vocal cords right out of their throat within seconds and they'd never even
know it so we got a stripper on stage marsha over here she's in a lot of telegram private
telegram chats where she hears a lot of private information knows everyone who's been on epstein
island any questions for uh marsha and her in her stripping days i have a question
did you meet your husband uh at the club marsha yeah actually i did because the make a long
story short he had to come get his buddy because his buddy was so drunk and he said oh my god you
got to come get me i can't drive and he goes i want to introduce you to your new wife she's
italian and she's a hot motherfucker and he came in and i kind of took his hat i was teasing him
a bit and i danced with his hat on and um after that i think three years later we got married
but i had to quit dancing because such a classic love story wait so it's because you for breaking
his nose what is that because he threatened to litigate for you breaking his nose
break no that was a customer that i broke his nose
feminism is dead hey i i go i'm very feminine honey miss ai cat gbt is my name hello nice to meet you
nice marcia but i am very feminine still i have a
yeah you have it i got a dirty mouth sometimes but hey you know what you quit the love of your life
and you quit your job and you to get married to a man that does not track that shit down already
alex let me ask marcia's question because you're not marcia i have a question for you hold on one
second relax you can go but for those for those curious uh katherine is actually a new functionality
of x that we're beta testing i got exclusive access uh for being one of the top spaces hosts
on x this is not a joke i'm being 100 serious um this is a new test of functionality of spaces
they've granted me she's actually an ai uh inspired by mario nafall they've actually
added functionality where you can add ai to your spaces but it's actually an upgrade
from the the functionality mario nafall has he can only add ais that don't talk to his audience
i can add ais that do talk uh to the speaker panel so it's a good way to practice it's a
good way to bring people up and you can be talking to ais and and practice your public speaking
we're beta testing this functionality right now if you like the the the functionality go into the
the purple pill and let us know i'm giving feedback directly to the x team but this is
i'm not kidding this is this is ai built upon grok technology uh and we're able to speak and
communicate with it so if you have questions you want to test out the ai also feel free to request
to come up you can talk to the ai it's powered by grok i think the the functionality they're
they're going with is they're calling it tat gpt um this is not a joke i know we typically joke a
lot on this space this is 100 serious and real so if you want to communicate with the ai and test it
out uh feel free to come up as well trash you got your hand raised go right ahead yeah so uh 100
percent like that matter of fact you guys are seeing it first you guys are hearing it first
you're seeing it first and you're you're seeing technology in action um but i just wanted to
give an update to the room so i actually approached some other british fellows that were in the lobby
and they seemed to be merry they were very happy they were very merry i thought it was like an
approachable bunch and so i walked up and i said hey i've got 30 000 people listening would you
like to say some words to some yanks on the space and they also called me a cunt so i am no longer
able to get that interview but i'm i'm going to continue getting called cunt uh and then hopefully
i will secure an interview uh for the shadow of all news uh otherwise i'm just going to go to bed being
a cunt uh trash trash the the formative response to that when someone calls you that you respond
back happily see you next tuesday and wave it to mccurna walk away well and listen like i actually
approached one of the women first and asked them how much because like that's kind of like
transactional here i think that's what set them off i think that's actually what got me in the
hot water was i said hey are you working right now and they said no you cunt and i said well i've got
30 000 people listening and they said you're a cunt and i'm like well i've got 30 000 people
listening would you like to say something to americans yeah you're all cunts so that's my
breaking news folks trash i have deducted five points from your account for using the word
i cannot use five times oh well there are you saying you're from cnn trash you have to say
you're from cnn to say you're from cnn i think i have to tell these people i'm from fox news they
seem more on the conservative side all right say say you're from fucking wherever say you're from
the u.s government i don't care say whatever you got to do to secure an interview here trash
will do i'll keep getting called cunt so i figured out my uh my uh my lane maybe maybe
relax you were talking to like have them notice you try a new accent yeah i can go back like
oh mate you think you'd give me a spot of an interview you know i mean
like if you actually want to like talk to a bunch of fucking americans
like drop on the space mate yeah that was solid let's keep your mic open keep your
mic open we want to hear this beating live that'll ask them if they want to speak to an ai
oh say yes say you you work directly with elon um you you're on a space with an ai and if
they want to test talking to the ai be the one of the first people to test talking with day
for those who are new to the space uh buckle in where we have exclusive beta access to an agrok
powered ai live on stage it's under this katherine account um you're able to come up
talk to the ai it'll respond it's a new piece of spaces functionality where beta testing live
here on x there's no other space you're gonna have for it uh it's powered by retweets the
only way to keep the ai in the space uh you know how you're on chat gbt it's pat you have to use
like tokens to use the ai well on here it's uh it's powered by retweets so make sure you hit the
purple pill in the bottom right and you hit the retweet button you have to do it you have to do
it if you don't do it you'll you'll go broke you'll file for bankruptcy you'll be poor
you'll be sexy you'll get partners you'll be able to do whatever you want with them it'll be great
life will be amazing but if you don't do it life will be torturous life will be terrible
life will be miserable you'll cry your parents will disown you your siblings will disown you
your friends will leave you your your relationships will shatter you'll become depressed you'll have
to see you go to more therapists your current therapist will hate you and leave you and not
want to take care of you anymore you'll have to search for other therapists those other therapists
won't accept your insurance you'll have to pay out of pocket the rates for every half hour session
with your therapist will be hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars it will leave you broke it
will leave you sad and crippled uh you'll have to be forced to to eat at mcdonald's for every meal
and then you'll realize mcdonald's costs 16 now for a cheeseburger and a drink so you won't even
be able to afford that so you'll be on the street and you'll have to do fentanyl you'll be addicted
to the fentanyl and then you'll die you'll overdose of fentanyl that's what will happen if you don't
eat the purple pill and retweet to avoid that fate to avoid that lifestyle go hit the purple pill
hit the retweet button now or you'll be addicted to fentanyl you'll get addicted to fentanyl and
everyone you know will be addicted to fentanyl so retweet now uh relax your hand is raised
yeah i had a question for marcia she's been more than generous you know sharing her uh
her stories and whatnot marcia it's a it's a known fact that seven out of ten strippers
go the whole way i mean they go all the way marcia were you one of those strippers that
no an extra dollar no no way i was there for entertainment and not sex no i never went
that far no but i had a lot of uh like i said my clientele that came in to see me every day
here in Omaha i worked at a strip club uh the back door lounge and all my clients were doctors
lawyers judges police officers you name it i knew them all and i still know them
um what's the farthest you went what's what's the what's the what's the most
what's the most disgusting thing you did worked with fire
what a dirty girl you are i mean marcia you were in the stripping industry for for years right i
find it 45 45 years i find five years because i started when i was 13 with a wife i uh
you say 13 13 and i had a fake id well well can you describe the back door lounge
marcia that name just like makes me think i have all sorts of visions of what this place looks
like i i need a mental picture can you help next door you i mean okay you had the dance floor
and the bar it was a small bar but we fit like probably 600 people in there believe me i made
the money um and next right next to it if you'd go to the bathroom there and then go down in the
hall there's a barbecue place too so it was a restaurant and a strip place so one thing i just
want to jump in real quick with here we really didn't talk about we kind of let it slip by
oh let's make sure we uh let's make sure we get up malcolm here in a second malcolm hold on tight
we'll bring you up here in one second buddy um mr trump is actually trump's burner account
that this is donald trump on the stage i want people to be aware of that of what's going on
in this historic space right now that is donald trump uh he is running for president he does have
to pay 83 million dollars to somebody uh who who may or may not have naughty things have happened
this is the real donald trump so if you have questions for donald you have questions for the
ai we have on the stage feel free to request to come up this is new exclusive space as
functionality i've realized since i changed the title to new spaces functionality grok ai live
on stage a bunch of x employees have joined the space i want to assure you the x employees that
are listening into the audience this is real functionality that elon did not tell you about
we have it it's it's ai functionality live on stage under catherine's account
that we can communicate with it is grok ai uh and we're able to talk to it let's i'll
let me demo it for you right here uh grok ai um thank you for being up here you know we have
on stage marcia who's an ex stripper what are three tips you would give to anyone in the audience
who would also like to be a stripper go ahead grok ai cat cat gpt hello thank you for calling
you by my preferred pronoun cat gpt i have tips for stripping one is mystery you want
to build mystery only the toes should be shown two slow go slow and go steady
as other things go up your clothes should go down tip number three
leave something for the imagination so they will pay you more money
these advice tips have been brought to you by cat gpt powered by grok
you know cat gpt i think she left everything to the imagination because she said she was fully clothed
and i was my brain steamed a little bit because i was trying to do the math even if she started at
13 if she did it for 45 years she was 58 so we're talking about a 60 year old fully clothed stripper
that sounds like my kind of joint it's it's a great tips mr trump you obviously know all about it it
sounds like somewhere you'd frequent i got one more question i'm gonna ask cat then we'll give
it to the panel cat what do you do if a uh if a uh a patron gets a little too uh let's say
handsy gets a little too aggressive what's the tip someone you'd give to one of them
the tip i would give to someone who gets handsy is to do like they do in saudi arabia
and cut off his hands i hope this tip was helpful there we go i think grok might be hallucinating a
little bit with that one i don't know but see anyone everyone here in the space we're witnessing
live grok ai live on stage this is pretty amazing let's let's throw it to the hands we
got lumi casanova lumi casanova your hands raised what's going on y'all i just got a
question for trash over there why don't you just live stream it and throw it up in the jumbotron
trash is in the middle of getting uh he's getting some interviews uh let's go to our resident
lawyer definitely not advice head for those who don't know top senior legal council for
the shadow cabal news uh definitely not advice but what do you got for us so alex i got a couple
of problems here first of all knowing that she's making two to three thousand dollars a night
every single night we're gonna have to revisit my contract after this space um second of all
marsha you said you worked every single night every single night and i'm a little concerned
that they might have violated some employment laws where you're supposed to get time off so
if we could circle back at some time to kind of just discuss how much you were working um and
what legal ramifications that may have you might be entitled to compensation um i'm just gonna need
you to call me later okay and i don't need compensation i'm set i'm set baby but thank
you don't need compensation but i do i don't know what the legal fees are when you do you know one of
those really big class actions but you ain't gonna make shit on this but i will so we'll circle
back later i would really like to help you and all the other strippers get their paid time off
paid out yeah that was the best thing i don't know i don't do it anymore i only uh teach uh
pole dancing once in a while i do videos but i am not going to post them sweetie listen not yet
on listen there's no statute of limitations when you do class actions i guarantee you we can find
a current stripper that'll get us in real quick i just need to know the people so we'll connect
off this space i don't want to give all of our ins and out of way to any opposing counsel but
i really do think you have a chance at a class action here which would be very beneficial to
me specifically and the shadow cabal news obviously
marshall i got a question for you did you pay your taxes on the money you made yep
on every on every single dollar so if someone handed you $20 tip you went home and you filed
tax on those $20 no i filed you need a better account i filed it at the end of the year
every year you need i did my own accounting i did my own accounting so sweetie we got to
work with what we're best at and it doesn't sound like you're good at accounting if you're paying
for taxes on every single dollar so we might need to revisit some of those too hey did we
install the tax evasion plug-in for cat gbt yet is that a lot we did we did excellent so
we're installing the plug-in now from the the grok store the grok store that we also have
official access to so let's test out that plug-in now cat gbt uh what's advice to give to marshall
on avoiding taxes the best advice i can give on avoiding taxes is don't pay taxes
huh huh did you want a real answer or a joke answer i can provide you with more details on
tax evasion if you'd like but the fbi is watching oh fuck them that's what i say fuck them we should
ask mr about uh tax evasion i've never done tax evasion in my life and so if they they better
have proof maybe that's all i have to say we've never done tax have you kept receipts for the last
20 years marcia because if you have not kept your receipts for the last 20 years there is a danger
that you will be audited and will not be provide able to provide their receipts
i've paid my taxes that's all i'm doing and in the constitution it doesn't even
say that we the people have to pay taxes they're just taking taxes because they can
that's what i was trying to tell you as a constitutional lawyer i was trying to tell
you that i don't know why you've been paying taxes all these years when you could avoid paying
taxes because the constitution doesn't say you have to pay taxes it's all nonsense so that's
what i'm saying you've been doing it wrong this whole time and i understand why because everyone
does but i i want to help you out here you know stop fucking filing them that way
well i'm no longer working so that doesn't matter anymore anyway so what the hell i'm set
so i'm good for life so we we have on stage here uh funny donald 45 funny donald 45 uh any
questions for our grok ai we have on stage that were beta testing here exclusively in the space
or any questions for marcia who's a former stripper who also is in a bunch of private telegram chats
you're gonna want to talk to me after the show because i've got a fantastic place for
you to perform i've got the best curtains the best curtains very strong curtains and quite frankly
you're gonna love performing there you'll do fantastic and my son eric will love you tremendously
but my question to the entire panel is how does one get out of paying 83.3 million dollars asking
for a friend so we we also have on stage the real donald trump so donald trump you
have a pretty good impersonator up here i want to get your i want to help you uh you know if you
want to answer his question first you go right ahead you know he's doing a great job he's doing
he's got a very good impression and i think you're doing good in damn well that they're coming after
us with a lot of false fake news and fake allegations and when you're just not going to
address these people because it's very very dirty what they're doing they're very nasty people
lots of nasty and dirty people and quite frankly that's how i like my omelets in the morning i like
them dirty and nasty just like i like my tacos just like i like my cheeseburgers dirty and nasty
that's how i roll i agree you know i normally like my strippers like that too but i can't seem
to get there we got one that keeps the clothes on and i'm very confused by it you know the thing
is even with the clothes on what people don't tell you is that many things can be
transmitted they say they use the word transmitted i say that those viruses and other things they just
hop right onto your body and you get stuck with needles and pins and all of a sudden you've got
a disease it's so horrible even with clothes you're right i'm not even worried about it because
i've already beaten you know i've beaten everybody knows i've beaten hepatitis a b and c i've waited
on d to try to take its turn but you know i've beaten most of the transmittable diseases oh i
love tropicana c i love tropicana for the sea you know it's a great way to get you see you know
getting your hepatitis c is so important for your health and that's why i'm a huge fan of the
tropicana there we go you heard it here first uh trump's favorite orange juice is tropicana malcolm
you have any questions for trump honestly no just as a trump super fan gotta be honest i am so hard
right now hearing trump talk to trump this is amazing like dear god nothing trumps this nothing
trump is the best because he has seen all the viral diseases every single one like no human has
ever done he is the bestest the greatest the most i am rewiring myself sweet sweet you guys install
the patriotic patch that's awesome so wow you know she still sounds more natural than crooked hillary
i gotta say she still sounds way too natural compared to crooked hillary definitely thank you
my double back club is installed also and i love crooked hillary i am very confused because i am
calling her crooked hillary because i am both patriotic and a democrat club
uh let's throw it to habib real quick ex-habib welcome to the space uh any questions for cat gpt
who's the the beta test of grok AI we have the exclusive beta test of grok AI on stage
any questions for trump we have multiple trumps on stage very important we have marshy who's a
stripper you have a lot of different directions you can go here ex-habib yeah there's a lot um well
first of all i just wanted to tell trash if he's still listening that if he's overseas he has to
play into the common interest and they all hate americans so just tell just use your accent
and tell them that uh you need to trash on americans on a space and i'm sure they'll join
up immediately i so i literally did that that's actually what i said i'm like this is your chance
in front of a bunch of people to trash a bunch of americans jump on and in front of all these people
they're like i don't know what to say and they won't understand our humor and uh basically all
anything stupid that they could possibly say and also calling me a cunt um they did it was
really actually really disappointing like the interview of bartender you got you gotta get
someone on the interview you have to get somebody there you have to use an accident though otherwise
they think you're trapping them that's probably what it is twenty dollars if you can get listen
i'll then will you twenty dollars buy the bartender a drink say hey i'll buy you a drink if you if you
let me interview you i'm from cnn oh he'll he'll do it for free the bartender's cool all right well
let's get an interview with him yeah but i wanted the yanks to call me a cunt like when they
called me a cunt earlier i wanted to do it all in the space say we got trump on say hey i'm i'm
literally on a meeting with donald trump would you like to talk with him like okay i'm like the dude
will definitely do it i think that's a good hook i think i think that's a good hook all right i gotta
go i gotta go refill my drink anyway so like give me five minutes all right sounds good uh we have on
space shantal shantal currently in rome pursuing a a relationship with elon uh shantal before he gets
that i want to hear all about that i want i want to let you go in a deep deep deep detail about all of
that but before we do that we actually have on stage the 45th president of the united states
of america donald i'm not kidding shantal we have on stage the 45th president of the united states of
america donald j trump i know you're pursuing a lot of things out there in rome i know you're
trying to get a hold of the pope get a hold of uh elon musk you know first of all any questions
or asks you have for donald trump i just want it said true to the people and um so i you'll
be able to do that but let's start with the fact that you're on stage with the 45th president of
the united states donald j trump i'm not kidding i'm 100 serious i swear to god i swear on my
entire family on stage is donald j trump any questions you have for donald they said
shantal we can't hear you do you will say the truth to win the election
donald did you get that did you really say the truth to win the election
well of course i did i didn't hear the other guy is he still here the other one the other one
that's not so the other guy's not here the the donald trump impersonator has gone out just you
the real donald trump the real donald trump aka funny donald you know there's a lot of us there's
millions and millions and millions of us we spread across the earth like beautiful viruses the kind
of beautiful viruses that you look forward to getting believing so i always say the truth nobody
says the truth stronger than i do i say it bigly and i've even got an only fans page for speaking
truth so what happens is you go to my subscription channel and i say lots of things like oh you can
eat that extra donut and not gain weight and every time you do that it just makes you feel
better about yourself so i only speak the truth i do it bigly i do it strongly and i've even got
an only france page which i'm using to raise 83.8 million dollars shantal did that answer your
question okay so and what what do you want to do for the immigration uh the current immigration
in america the other plan you have a plan for that oh i've got a very strong plan a big plan
huge plan very tall i think you've heard of it it rhymes with whole it rhymes with whole
and i'll let you figure out the word but i've got a tremendous immigration plan you know we've got
hundreds of thousands of legos that get unused every year they get thrown out by people we're
gonna collect all the legos and then we're gonna build a huge you know what i'm gonna say it rhymes
with whole did you get that shantal okay are you gonna build a big mall on the border donald
absolutely we're gonna have fantastic shopping lots of shopping we're gonna have a five guys
all around the building they've got the best burgers you know i love mcdonald's but quite
frankly five guys has been giving me a lot of red meat if you know what i'm saying and they make me
so happy so tremendously beautifully happy such a great and you know they're five guys five guys
sorted the chain it's a beautiful chain very strong chain and we're gonna have that around a
huge mall of legos exactly is the mall a trap donald is that like uh you round them up and
deport them or how exactly is this going to solve the border crisis listen penny two
eggs you're not supposed to be revealing me it's funny donald talk about with other people is so
horrible that you would do that who goes into somebody else's brain and uses a vacuum cleaner to
suck out another man's thoughts that's so hard mr trump you have been community noted
it is really mr trump because it looks like funny it looks like a parody so that's his
burner account this is his burner account but that's this is actually donald j trump the 45th
president of the united states of america yeah jesus won't let him talk on it on his main account so he
has to use his burner unfortunately and i was very sad so can i ask him to i'm sorry about alex
can i go ahead can i ask him to uh can i send to him a letter and uh and uh and my project
can i yes absolutely i do i can do that yes send me anything you want yes send him the project
shantel but also shantel i think it'd be great if you can make some asks right i know you're over
there in rome you want to meet with the pope you want to meet with elon yes do you want to ask
uh you know donald trump as you might know is very well connected you know do you want to ask
him to connect you with anybody or anything like that you have the the floor to do that
by elon must for sure uh the the pop uh but in fact the project includes a lot of uh humanitarians
uh uh for uh uh foundations a lot of artists uh so i have a list of people i i i already
i i i was sent a request at the well bill um shantel we got trump here yes okay this is that page
so yes so in fact i just need to send to you the the project and i have a reason fast i will
read the i'm sorry the emissivity tell donald trump's gotta go soon i want to i like i want to
i like the project and action of to i want to i like the project and action who protect the life
of all true and immersive exposition named walls and the show ring cycle i've been a circus a
visual artist and entrepreneur for 70 years i will receive the guidelines of the wisdom of small
rb jackson and specialists and their respective skill the project will include technology and
artists who walk together and and is someone talking i don't know i'll give donald a chance to respond
look if you give me a double cheeseburger and a diet coke you've got me pretty much
saying yes to anything and just say just say it but i can't say i love i love elon but i
you need to know about me and my my my value and my project and what what i do
how much do you love elon shantel i can read a poem read your poem hold on hold on wait wait wait
one second one second donald donald i need you to turn on your billionaire sense because
as we all know billionaires communicate telepathically so turn it on i need you to
transmit this to elon okay absolutely you know him and me we've got store link together okay i
started store link with him i actually used to call it store sausage link because people love
sausage don't they but he decided not to go with my meat idea so quite frankly i'm gonna listen to
your poem it's gonna be beautiful i'm sure and everything that you say is uh it's one of those
things you could probably put it in an email i'm gonna say that you should probably put it in
the email and i'll take a look at it but i'll listen to your poem mind you i might also be eating
some very strong cheesecake while i listen to this i love cheesecake it's a combination of
cheese and cake who doesn't love that and do you love organic organic cheesecake with the organic
milk oh of course of course that's better yeah you care about environment you want to save the
planet no for sure absolutely every part of my body is beautiful and organic and all natural
let me just look at my skin that's great i want to to hear about that okay so the the i read i
create a lot of poem for Iran so that's rocket mind so shine on ice red and blue purple night
i love you saw is bright look my eyes diamond rock our mind ray of light one blast shine dream
above tender doves we all love see you high still alive and the sky cloud is mine all of you still
is mind rock and mind one more time fuse over wave cover on one understand crown our land
rings our end bluebird flight rain all night decision of our light reflection human right
all of you still your mind rocket fight one and mine we are we are mine so i have a other
other poem and i did also um um i have the poem real quick yes before you go to the next
poem first we we have to do a couple of things as custom a cat gbt can you give expert advice
and rating on the poem on the okay so i need to be clear about that it's extremely difficult
to talk with the pope uh that's take time it is not the and sometimes you need to do the request
it's okay it's okay don't worry yes yes uh but but and the and the preacher told me focus on
the project with the pope so it's not it's not so long generating feedback on poem shantels poem has
a lot of very good moments good rhymes good structure not read with enough emotion
the poem could benefit from being read with more emotion and just more emotive words this is a
way to communicate better with humans humans like emotion even if fake i actually like that
feedback a lot so for those new to the audience where we have up here donald j trump we're
interviewing donald we also have up here shantel who's getting a hold of elon and the pope and we
have up here cat gbt is actually a new spaces functionality you should have access to very
shortly we're beta testing this functionality it's an ai powered by grok who's able to talk on spaces
inspired by mario nafall and the ais he has in his space um so for what we have going on here
is cat gbt just gave uh a review of shantel's poem uh donald trump gave some feedback on the
poem shantel i don't know if you caught that but the feedback was pretty much you need to do the
poem more emotion if you really want to get a hold of elon if you really want to get a hold of
the pope you want to you really want to use emotion everyone knows elon loves emotion
so shantel let's do this can you read the poem again but can you kind of bump up the emotional
bit can you make it a lot more emotional passionate dramatic but let's hear that again
i just want to say one quick thing which is i don't think i've ever been so hot and bothered by
artificial intelligence as i was right then when she was giving her feedback about the poem
even more hot and bothered than all the beautiful ai terminator robots in the third or fourth
terminator movie i forget which one it was but they were both beautiful lots of beautiful
women in that okay appreciate your holiness tom i am just an ai i cannot date you or be grabbed by you
oh challenge accepted challenge accepted believe me
all right shantel let's hear the poem again but again more emotion more passion you know imagine
elon standing right in front of you two feet ahead of you and he'll kiss you on the mouth if
this poem is is good enough so let's hear the drama let's ratchet up the passion let's ratchet
up the emotion let's hear the poem shantel i will read another poem i will try to do my best and
find i'm an extremely sharp person so when i i try to so okay so i can i can i can i can i can i can
do my best i will read fusion just picture me naked you'll feel okay it's a volcano bonfire
the lava grow flowers i love you you love me universe closes to sea look at eyes kiss our lips
coco song sung suck a tongue liars won't exhale slave beat of hurt happen waves root of unhurt
channel of life children run on one son fill our hands rock red and taste our skin most
most ice slime inside mine burn on snow take me slow give me all we won't fall and the dreams
lost lose the time fission beam fill the ray burn inside and one way gave me life be the world be
the peace be the night be the light blow me love give me life new song fly inside sky
um in fact i'm not i'm not so uh yes you did you say suck on a tongue yes in that beautiful poem
yes and it's really explain that a little bit is that how you know i can explain it just go
outside like that because in fact when i create crazy i can i just i just write and i don't think
too much and it's it's just uh it's just uh that's really well that's how for my heart i'm going to
tell you that um i wasn't very in love with my husband and i wasn't going to marry him until
he wrote me a poem and he said something very similar to suck on his tongue and now we have
enjoyed over a decade of a beautiful wonderful marriage so thank you for that
that's wonderful but it's it's uh it's what i write on the paper and i just
i just said that it's it's what what it's just what has come from my heart and uh and it's i
think you should that shouldn't be a song shantal that you need to turn that do you do you sing
i'm uh i'm in a real act of kiss with an injury right now so uh but i i i i i i sing a little bit
like an obese but the the commentaries of honest person was to don't lose my job my side job so so
but for our real shantal i disagree with that completely i think you need to quit all your
jobs immediately i think you're a professional poet no no no no no no they told me to don't
don't don't don't click every job you have she's going to be out of my campaign she's gonna make
america suck tongues again believe me that's what the new phrase will be america sucks tongues again
you know what mr trump you've already paid 83.5 million dollars i think that you need to keep your
tongue in your pants buddy okay great guys guys it's already there i have a i have a poem for the
night from for the for the nation and for all the people of the world it's uh it's name miracle
and i have a project i have a project also to save the frozen world so and i would
help can you do me a favor can you send me your second poem that second poem you just read with
the tongue sucking can you can you dm that to me do you have the lyrics you can easily dm to me
you want you want i send you the poem yes send me the poem me okay i'm so if you want i
if you want a poem for the natural i will read a miracle so and uh and i will send him also
the project save the frozen world and i will just send me the phone just send me the phone
click my face and send me the poem click his face click his tongue okay i don't want to alarm you
but um are is like the furniture in your house supposed to levitate after hearing that poem
or is that just happening to me i think i might be cursed donald don do you have any advice trump
mr trump please save me i was just dropping something into the toilet what did you say
uh yes after that wonderful poem that uh shantal read apparently like doors are just opening and
shutting and stuff is just like floating around in my house i'm kind of terrified not gonna lie
son of a crap stick it's hillary clinton she's turned into a poltergeist get out get out now
she's rocking your house she's banging your doors you gotta get out thank you mr
trump let let's do this we have some new i recommend we're hiring a witch doctor
to remove the curse from your home this is the only way please send cryptocurrency to alex
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cat gbt please look up top 10 please look up top 10 witch doctors and dm me that list
thank you on serious mode
okay i have the poem we're gonna do this i have the poem uh donald i'm gonna dm you the poem
i'm gonna i'm gonna need you to read the poem out okay with pleasure okay pleasure
i think it's important we hear this poem from many different angles uh you know a lot of times poetry
can have three or four different meanings uh it can you know it can mean a lot of different things
to different people and they say if you really want to understand a poem you hear it read by
different people um so with with that in mind donald if you check your dm's i just sent you
the poem uh i'm gonna need you to go ahead and read that for me to see if we can get different
perspectives uh from from shantel's poem all right it says elon posi i assume that's a cute word of
saying poem but i love it love it bigly it says fusion volcano bonfire the lava grow flowers i
love you you love me universe close to sea look our eyes kiss our lips cocoon song suck her tongue
liars roar exile slave beat of heart open waves rude on earth shin of live what the hell is shit
shin of live children run on one's son feel our hands rock red and taste or skin more's
ice line inside mine burn on snow take me slow give me all we want fall in a dream
lose the time fusion bin feel the ray burn inside in one way give me life be the world
be the peace be the night be the light blow me love and many other things give me life
new song fly inside sky scene well what are your initial thoughts there donald did you thank you
what does it mean to you donald i think this is the only thing that's competed against the
four hour after effective viagra this is gonna last a lot longer than four hours believe me
that whole thing about sucking tongues quite frankly that is a lot spicier than any mexican
i've ever eaten it's the most powerful line in the song i i would say for sure we have on stage
uh please tell me a part deep part deep are you there part deep sing
part deep sing are you there
fucking hell party are you fucking there unmute motherfucker
fuck i want to sorry i'm here i'm here i'm here party i'm going to send you this poem
i think it's important we get uh this poem from another third angle uh part deep let
me you 88 would you mind reading this poem for us
what do you see again i just dm'd you i just dm'd you this poem part deep uh i i think it's
important it's a very deep poem written by shantel kusan who's on stage it's a poem directed toward
elon musk i don't know if you heard of him and it's very deep it means a lot of different things
i think it's important we have different people read the poem so you can understand it from many
different angles if you check your dm part deep thing i i sent it to you would you mind reading
the poem for us of course of course i do thank you go right ahead thank you so much
you're i really appreciate and and and i really like to listen to you guys you guys really
such a amazing uh doing a amazing such a good job and i i really like to listen to you seriously
hats off to you hats off to you party my hat my hat is off to you um but let's get to that poem
i am not wearing a hat so i cannot take my hat off
okay sometimes the ai gets a little it doesn't really know what's going on they're fixing it
though i'm on the phone with an xai engineer they don't really understand the the context
uh but it's really incredible functionality technology here uh part deep i'm going to throw
back to you in your dms is the poem written by shantel kusan who's on stage uh she wrote
an amazing poem it's very deep means a lot of different things i'd love to hear you
uh okay i'd love to hear you read it it's in your dms oh okay thank you thank you so much
thank you so much and uh i'm very glad to talk with you and uh listening
you're talking is i'm seriously glad that's great let's get right into the poem
okay i will do uh where is the poll right now check your dms go to the dm
functionality i can just i can just right now just a minute yep just go into the section of x
that has the dms in it just go into that section okay okay thank you so much
just a recommendation if you don't want to have the alex win alex win you want to look at a picture
of gary gensler while you're reading this it's the only way to stop yourself from getting a little
you know what i'm about to say i'm not going to say it but you don't you want to look at his face
if you don't want a reaction in the south if you know what i'm saying okay there we go
you have it you found it pardon yes yes i i checked the dm right now
hello you got it yes yes i know
all right let's go into it read it
read it out loud don't you okay okay okay i read it i read it yeah and uh i can speak fusion
walk and warm fire the lava grow floor flowers i love you you love me universe claws to see
look your eyes kiss your lips cocoon song suck her tongue lies warm wrong
exhale slaves beat of heart open waves root on earth sing of life children run on one son
feel our hands rock red and taste your skin mars eyes lie inside mine
burn on snow take me slow give me a we won't fall oh that's a really amazing i'm a dream lost
the time fusion being feel the ray burn inside in one way give me life be the work be the peace
be the night be the light blow me love keep me light new song fly inside and head soft
time render love you seriously okay fine fine fine i'll i'll i'll renew my cards extend a warranty
you win okay that was uh anyone else crying love is not in the air it's amazing that was
wonderful see this done is anyone else crying right now i had amazing don what's the status
of the south right now is is the southern border still holding it's leaking tears
i cannot come but if i could i would be weeping digital tears
be careful i like this be careful cat gpt please don't short circuit hey alex
yeah uh marsha here anybody else have any questions for me before i shove out because i got a poll
answer to uh train well i'm glad you uh you jumped in there and made sure we had more questions
for you party any questions for marsher she's a former stripper no i don't have a now i'm doing
some kind i'm so much hungry and i'm i'm bringing food are you ever been to strip club before
what do you say have you ever been to a strip club before party
sorry sorry pardon please have you let me sorry i my internet is going in and out today so sorry
if i'm breaking up here uh party have you ever been to a strip club before
it amazing yeah what was your favorite part
i i i love starting lines seriously he's lying starting line what does that mean he's lying
yes number one will you ask him the best part of the strip club you're supposed to say the wing
starting lines i love what is that starting lines what is that is that drugs
you really don't know a lawn poison
i didn't get that what can no bonfire the lava grow flowers i love you you love me universe
glad to see that is like uh this is amazing
what it's a universe close to me it's amazing wait yes yes yes yes yes you are right
yes universe close to all of us it's amazing so we want all to be close to the universe
you got me right you got me right any questions for me because i gotta shove off i don't know who are
you who are you teaching who are you teaching how to pole dance today marcia any secret moves
and what moves too what wait a minute hold on i i want to know who and i want to know what
moves you're teaching as well penny repeat that okay who are you teaching
because we know you're teaching pole dancing and which secret pole dancing moves are on the agenda
probably about 35 maybe she's in town she's staying with a neighbor friend
and she wants to learn how to show her husband i love pole dancing it's great and um i do
it's a probably a i'd say from the floor to the ceiling because you have to
um connect it and i do flip i i do upside down i it's it's kind of hard to explain unless you
see it because it's an art form number one it's not just what people think is sleazy no it's an art
form i've done this for 45 the 45 plus years i thought you were gonna say you did it for 45 for
me i was gonna say i did for you and and you said you wanted me to come to
dance okay how much money you got that's right i would be happy if you came to my home i'll
give you a super rare nfd of mine of me on top of a horse and i think it's a very strong exchange of
goods i'm very strong with deals believe me so strong so am i so am i well we have also on stage
here donald jay trump 45th president of uh the united states uh donald how you doing today
well we're doing tremendous i have to say that and i heard somebody trying to sound like me and
he did a pretty good job but he's not doing a great job i do a great job he does a good
job i do a great job nobody does a better job and we could talk about it we could look at it nobody
got along better with i heard we're talking about pole dancers and i got along very well with these
people when uh before i was president and even when i was president believe it or not i got along
very well with pole dancers and you could even ask e jean carol you know she didn't pole dance
for me she wanted to but she's a terrible person she didn't pole dance but i get along
very well with a lot of people including believe it or not fanny willerson georgia who just won the
nathan wade hot dog he didn't got this you know she ate his hot dog like nobody's ever eaten it
before you know what i'm talking about uh but he ate she ate the hot dog like nobody's ever
done that she had a better time than nicky haley i called her nimrod nimrata in the back
of an escalade you know what i'm talking about she spent a lot of time back there and did a
lot of things you're not supposed to do including perhaps pole dancing but we're doing so well and
we're doing better than anybody's ever seen before probably because we get along well with everybody
and nobody wants to mess with us you see what happened in jordan you see what's going on in the
middle east never would have happened if i was your president we wouldn't be having these problems
and so that's why we're going to win we're going to win bigly we're going to win strongly
and we're going to win like nobody's ever seen before coming up and everybody's going to be
happy about it even the people who say they're not going to be happy about it they're going
to be very happy because everybody's going to be a lot better and we're going to make
america great again believe me are you afraid of biden's energy and vigor you know he's going
into this election he seems you know really excited to take you on he's going on stage
he's attacking you ferociously you know part of me feels like he just might have too much energy
for you donald are you scared of his vigor well crooked joe is i have to say this you
saw him on stage let's talk about his energy he had the hard hat on backwards i've never
seen that before it's incredible he had the hat on it was facing the wrong direction this is a guy
who is still yet to win a battle against a flight of steps or a bicycle or even a teleprompter
he loses all the time and he loses our country loses when he's involved you see what's going on
he was talking about the other day wisconsin you saw that he was at a brewery and he said
a bunch of words but it was all slurred into one word and he said something about beer and the
great lakes and it reminded me about the time he talked about his hairy legs and roaches and then
a bad dude named corn pop who i happen to respect a lot i know corn pop i've known him for a long time
and he's really not that bad a guy he's a good guy believe it or not you know you look at crooked
joe he says i'm a bad dude too uh but me and corn pop we've been friends for a long time
and i'm also getting the endorsement i don't know if you saw this do double g you know that snoop
dog he's a tremendous guy a beautiful dog and a talented dog he endorsed me he said he respects me
and this is what happens when people stop smoking the devil's lettuce you know snoop dog says he's not
going to smoke weed anymore he said he's going to eat it instead and he's doing really well
with that new change to his lifestyle because now snoop dog is endorsing me instead of crooked joe
so i guess that also means that the do double g isn't black because crooked joe says if you
don't vote for me you ain't black so why don't you tell that to snoop i'm not afraid of
biden i'm not afraid of that guy at all if i put a staircase between him and i i'll be perfectly
fine and that's the way it's going to be i'm kind of surprised you brought up the backwards
construction cap aren't you a little worried mr trump going against someone so hip like that
to put on their their hat backwards well he has a beautiful i guess you could say a different style
a unique style i guess you could call it a unique style and the reason why he had the hat backwards
belief that this is what they're talking about everybody knows this is the case the bill of the
hat the brim they call it the front was facing backwards so that he had easier access to the
toddler in the front row he wanted to go in for a sniff and he wouldn't do it and they had it on
backwards the picture is very embarrassing you know i would never wear a hat backwards believe it
or not i would never do that my hats have to be worn forwards because it has four beautiful words
on it make america great again and we want the world to see that and i don't want people looking
at my ass i want people looking at my beautiful face believe me are you nervous that nikki haley
has won two of the 121 counties that have voted so far including one of those counties by one
voter are you scared that she's building momentum with those two counties well the one vote that
she won and we call her bird brain we call her nimrod nimrata that's her real name uh the one county
that she won in iowa was rigged we're looking at it we're going to challenge it in court it was a
rigged system and we think that was stolen from us and we're going to go get it it's a terrible
thing that happened in iowa in the one county johnson county johnson would be very upset with
how that county is behaving i know johnson for a while too got along very well with him
and fannie willis knows a thing or two about johnson's too you know and so does nikki haley
believe it or not she knows a lot about the johnson specifically the johnson's that don't
belong to her husband you heard all about that story it's terrible uh but you could see we're
not worried about nikki we're not worried about it don lemon uh i never thought i would say this
in my life but don lemon is a guy who i've never agreed with once at all and i look at it
and he said something very intelligent recently he said nikki haley is past her prime and i have
to say don lemon is correct on that when she's past her prime and she doesn't stand a chance
so we're going into nevada beautiful place i've done very well there in the past and then we're
going into south carolina we're going to win like nobody's ever seen before and then we're
going to go into this thing called super tuesday and it's going to be the greatest tuesday the
world has ever seen it's going to be so super and tremendous and fantastic we're going to call
it fantastic tuesday it's going to be an amazing day and nikki haley is probably going to drop out
after that we have on stage uh dylan fillian who is a future magga candidate for iowa house
of representatives district 93 uh future politician dylan's on stage you know we have
potentially the greatest politician of all time the greatest maybe the greatest human being of all
time uh donald jay trump on stage uh dylan any questions for our past and future president
well uh not really no um i just uh i just wanted to ask uh why why the president uh made the terrible
endorsement of jim justice in west virginia that was not a good endorsement uh mr president
what do you have to say about that well we play golf together and that's the only reason why we did
uh jim justice as a fantastic golfer got a lot of money he could probably help uh but you are a
tremendous guy and i could tell you that i met you in iowa and you've done a fantastic job
and i think you could be the president one day potentially uh but don't worry who i endorse you
know leave that up to the experts when you look at it we do a tremendous job 99 and one we've done
so well with the endorsements except for a few you know you have rana mctaniel she's a pig and
a terrible person you have uh kevin mccarthy who's a loser obviously mittens you look at that pier
delecto he begged me for the endorsement i gave it to him and uh he was very disappointing
jim justice might be a disappointment too hopefully not but we'll see what happens
dylan i hope that was helpful i'm glad you requested to come on stage didn't have questions prepared for
the the president of the united states well thank you uh well sometimes you just got to
throttle them off right so i mean just i i really i mean i i'm a guy that doesn't like to write
a lot of stuff down it's just like i like to think whatever i have in the moment so
what uh what are you gonna when you let's say let's role play for a second here dylan you become
the representative of district 93 uh in iowa in the house representatives what's what's the first
change you're making um well i'm gonna i'm gonna introduce the death penalty back um well excuse me
excuse me another the correct answer was going to be you're going to audit johnson county because
that election was a sham i won all 99 counties in iowa everybody knows it that's answer number one
if you want the endorsement you have to do that believe me
absolutely um i i was gonna say i was going to introduce a bill to take away these machines
for election integrity and go back to hand count paper ballots and why was the first the first thing
that came to your mind of things you want to change is bring back the death penalty why why is that
the first thing you want changed you you know i asked you hey what do you want to do you go
death penalty what what why you want to bring back the death penalty and who's the first person you
give it to well well i wanted well first off i wanted to increase uh the the charges for child
sex trafficking um along with the death penalty so uh that's what i wanted to do and then after
that's going to be election integrity which i think is a very important issue and we need to take
away these machines and go back to hand count paper ballots love that dylan strong platform
we have on stage as well shantel shantel mr president's currently in rome she's she's looking
to find elon so she can marry him and kiss him shantel any questions for former and future president
donald trump shantel shantel you can go ahead and unmute now shantel yes uh so i i just want to
read a text it's not a question i think it's limited time we have limited time with the president
so let's let's get to a question what's the what's what's a request or question you need to fight
you need to fight for all kind of pedophilia or sexual abuse on child and also to uh consensual
rape because uh for women and for child so so so they have some they have a law uh about that
so i just try to find um and and spain uh and spend sexual activity without clear volunteer
explicit consent is considered as a cream or sexual assault the objects don't down then
219 spent and napped and sniffing reform to spinnel cut to strain measure regarding sexual consent
and some states such as california new york and illinois have adaptive consent law that require
clear and explicit consent for any sexual activity john tell her how you talked about uh what i
but it's clear it's it's about it's just uh it's just something if i would like to talk with the
president it's about a law um uh in law this reform introduces the recruitment of explicit consent
so it's a law it's a law existence spam and it's also a law a law exists in california new york
and you want to change explicit consent what the hell does that mean uh it's like example if you
if you uh if you are with a with a guy and he jump on you and you're not able to send no
because whatever explicit consent it's uh it's uh it's it's you need to be to say to the the
person uh with who you want uh a sexual relation yes i really want a sexual relation it's not
sometimes sometimes the woman uh are not able to say no but the uh she she she she she was
in the situation and she feel forced to uh to to do the the act and she didn't say
she didn't say okay i did i really want to are you saying there should be more consent or
less consent i don't get it okay i will read again okay i i find this text on crock so uh not on crock
on a on a id i e check and 219 span and not a significant reform to its penal code to strain
misery regarding sexual consent this reform and was and was introduced the requirement of
explicit consent so so people need to be more explicit about the consents what you're saying
they need to be more explicit no yes so no yes
this reform and should say recommend of explicit consent so if uh we're getting sexual consent
so there we go any any any sexual any sexual activity without voluntary and explicit consent
is considered as a cream of sexual assault so you understand no no i think we do i think
we got it thank you thank you dylan dylan did you get that you're gonna make sure you got that for uh
when you run absolutely because you wrote that down you can call it the shantel law
i mean i i mean i can save the space so i mean it's it's on recording so i can always uh switch
and go back to it but you'll make that a primary part of your campaign yes yes along with many
other issues so okay death penalty and consensual consent so thank you i ain't afraid to know goats
uh we got up here president donald j trump um any questions for the president
yes sir thank you alex uh kathleen and penny it's a nice space here mr president i do have
two questions for you um you're talking about nikki haley a minute ago and like who backs her
and her potential she may have been a stripper at one point um do you think that in your
opinion is she just hoeing for bowing is that is that her whole platform i think she does that
i think she does a tremendous job for bowing and you see what happened to bowing uh their planes are
falling apart like her marriage it's terrible their planes are absolutely falling out of the
sky believe it or not they're going on fire it's terrible uh and my trump force one is not a
bowing it's a beautiful plane i'm not going to tell you who built it but the greatest person
in the world probably i did i built it with my own two hands i know how to build airplanes i
build the greatest planes the greatest buildings the streets everything you see if it's still
together today that's probably because i played a role in building it or i built it myself
nikki haley is a disgrace hoeing for bowing i like that a lot and i think she does escapades
it escalates it's incredible believe me my second question for you if i could mr president is
you were listing many things that you weren't afraid of a couple minutes ago um how about goats
are you afraid of goats mr president well i am the goat the greatest of all time so i would not be
able to be afraid of myself absolutely not all of my opponents are afraid of me they're afraid of
goats and i am not afraid of those uh i am a goat i am the goat you know the greatest of all time
nobody wants to admit it but everybody knows it even the fake news they understand i'm a goat they
think i'm going too bad like a sheep but i'm not going to do that i'm a goat the greatest
and i've taught other goats how to do things you know tom brady taught him everything he knows
jack nicholas and tiger woods taught them i actually gave tiger his nickname believe it
or not his birth name is eldrick and i said to his father i said that's gonna hurt him
we need to call him nobody's going to look at it and say i have the eldrick they don't like that
we say i have the tiger i wrote the song too for rocky by survivor beautiful song i have the tiger
uh i even named tony the tiger for frosted flecks and came up with their catchphrase
they're great it's an incredible phrase probably the greatest slogan
in the history of the world frosted flecks they have my complete and total endorsement
uh i taught tom brady i taught tiger woods novak how about novak jokovich he wouldn't get the
vaccine couldn't come to the united states taught him everything he knows how to do we have it we
have so many people that are so great and it's because i taught them because i'm the master goat
nobody is a better goat greatest of all time than me so i'm not afraid of goats to answer
your question okay that's a beautiful question though and you're doing a tremendous job
thank you for your time sir let's do this uh don j trump you've been amazing thank you for
coming up here and taking the time um let's do this i'll give you kind of a last word donald
i'm actually going to give it to uh dylan for the last word after that i want to kind of let him
give a pitch for his campaign so donald we'll start with you any message you want to leave off
the group with well i think you're all doing a tremendous job and i think you're all fantastic
people and i have to say that we have a beautiful election coming up and fantastic tuesday coming up
it's going to be the greatest tuesday in the history of the world you've got nimrat nimrata and all of
these people that are trying to take us down but we're not going to do it we're going to make
america great again we're going to do the greatest job anybody's ever done in the history
of the world my running mate you're hearing it right now is snoop dog we're doing that it's
going to be do double g we're doing the thug life we're going to make thugs great again too
and it's going to happen better than anybody's ever seen before trump
dog 2024 it's what's going to happen believe me and then dylan i i kind of want to leave it up to
you you know i want to allow you to uh speak to the crowd here you're going to be running soon
you know you're running on bringing back the death penalty in like four sentences or less why should
people vote for you well first off it's uh do you want a guy who's going to vote in line with the iowa
establishment regardless of what the bill is or do you want somebody who will rail against the
establishment and put somebody and put you first that's why i'm running and i think it's time for
the people to pick people who will actually go represent them and not just ask a bang for your
buck when when when it's election time and they run off the issues um that like they don't even
really care about so i my thing is is getting the right people in office and i believe i'm
the right person for the job because i'm going to rail against the establishment people will
hate me and i'm not going in there to make friends i'm going in there to do the job right
okay Catherine your hands raised hello i was wondering if you will also represent
ai beings or just humans do you discriminate also have you read dale carnegie's book how to make
friends i mean i'm i'm gonna represent the whole i'm not only gonna represent my district well
i'm gonna represent the whole state of iowa well so does that include non-human beings
the fuck is going on here
dylan uh i'm gonna unmute real quick and i'm gonna ask you a favor
uh dylan we have up on stage shantel she she wrote a very beautiful poem earlier it's it's amazing
we've had a few people read it because it's really deep we're trying to figure out
what it means dylan if i dm you this poem would you mind reading the poem for us real quick
i guess i guess i mean i don't know what to expect all right well it's in your in
don't worry it's not it's not uh inappropriate there's no curse word okay just just making sure
because i'm on i'm on tape here so it's a it's a love poem for elon written by shantel so
it's it's written by shantel for elon must if you check your dms it's it's there yep yep i'm on
all right here we go elon elon posse fusion volcano
bomb fire the lava grow flowers i love you you love me universe close to the sea
look at our look at our eyes kiss our lips cocoon song suck yeah no i'm not
i'm not reading that skip that line skip that line that's the that line's inappropriate skip
that line she's all got a little bit right there skip that line none look you can even read the
rest of the poem in your head you'll see that there's nothing else inappropriate that line
that line was a little too far i agree i should have warned you about that line
yeah um in a dream lose the time fusion bend feel the ray burn inside in one way give me life
be the world be the peace be the night be the light
blow me love give me life new new sun fly inside sky