what's up motherfuckers experimental
Robert's already in here too let's fucking go
what's up you fuckers you gonna get this Louis Vuitton
wait wait wait play the song play the song
here we go this is a goo classic
I can't lie, I swear to God, I'm on the whole level
I can't lie, I'm like, I have to take that on, bro
My mama on the ball court, caught a fish in the crib
Feed a nigga to the cell, I miss who be like they ever said
With my codeine, I pop the cell, like on the real, I'm in the field
On the real, I'm tryna kill, like on the real, that's the middle
I can't even lie, I'm so flyin', why they call me Bill
My nigga lost a child, but he bout to come home on a pill
Feelin' like I'm cooked to tempeh, cause we went through sleep with Bill
I can't lie, I'm Israel, I can't lie, it's shit real
I can't hold it, it's real, yeah, I'm that Jewish shit
I don't know, it's Louis, now there's nothin' for a suit, bitch
I can't even sneeze and pull it, they might try to sue a bitch
I'm flyin' in that orange color, but I ain't wanna do this shit
I can't lie, I'm on my high school, it's damn
I'm flyin' in them pimm, put my bimm in them pimm
I can't lie, I'm so much, bitch, I need a little dimm
And I'm so the pill, yeah, I'm on my nigga's dimm
I can't lie, I ain't forget, I put too on the cell
I swear to God, I'm on the food, only gon' lie to tell them
I can't lie, I swear to God, I'm on the whole level
I can't lie, I'm like, I have to take that on, bro
Come on to your crib, I got the new Bugatti
I ain't safe, I'm on my herb guide
I can't lie, I've been ridin' with that pot
I've been gettin' fried since the 7-5
If she did you dirty once, she gon' do it quiet
My dog popped that fake herb, man, he lost his life
I can't lie, turn my mother crib a coliseum
Still do what the change, still a day that I'm a seeum
Told my bitch who the one, got these hoes in my horses
Read that be talkin' bout, let me do an old talk
Same nigga shot me up, they never found a body
I can't lie, I'm so fly, why they call me Holly?
I can lie, I'm on my high school, it's damn
I'm flyin' in them pimm, put my bimm in them pimm
I can't lie to my bitch, I need to lose them
I see how we gonna play this real quick
Ask for the facts that you can't deny
Poppin' our spaces, they build different
Not like these maces, tryna melt it
We was tryin' to vibe on the blockchain
And all these influencers, they are not the same
Community liquidity for the damn shame
I'ma call them out by the damn name
I'ma call them out by the damn name
We put these drug pullers on brass
Anything they pullin', this shit out of the best
We shed light on upcoming artists
On space healthy, you gotta do your part, kid
All the latest news, crypto reviews
We can't make it not without you
These influencers got no alibi
Good morning, go fuck yourself
Investing and pumpin' up is bad for your health
Cash with the facts that you can't deny
Poppin' our spaces, they build different
Not like these maces, tryna melt it
We was tryin' to vibe on the blockchain
All these influencers are not the same
Community liquidity, what a damn shame
I'ma call them out by the damn name
I don't know, I don't know what happened, bro
I just got kicked out of the space
Yeah, you got rugged as fuck with your Canadian bullshit, bro
That's part one of the war
Nice to meet you, Christopher
Christopher docked on the timeline earlier, huh?
I am unable to come in as wedge shit for now
You're still banned, huh?
You could've just deleted the tweet by now, yeah?
You know, I could've, I'd be a week in
Oh, you got banned for another
But I'm not bending the knee to these
And I'm gonna keep calling out Elon every fucking day
I mean, they're really, they lock me out for a joke
It's cause you said wedge, dude
This motherfucker said Pepe
After Christmas, you know, we're gonna have some
And make sure everybody, you know
Bro, I thought you meant to get bitter and bitter
That just popped up on my fucking iPad
Remember when I did that the one day
Like the week or whatever
That was when you were really drunk
You were really drunk that night
Dude, I have that whole shit
I gotta find all the clips
Dude, I have the whisper song
Dude, do you even remember that shit?
And talking to Neon Cat as well
It was like two days in a row
And then he pulled it up on YouTube
You guys remember that shit?
That shit was fucking fire
I don't think we had that recorded though
It was just so randomly great
I wanna fucking listen to it
Is it the one where he was going?
Which one where he was going?
Drink a little martini teen
ADHD unveiled the Cushions Dusty clip
What do you mean unveiled?
Actually I replied to Elon
Climidist Broadcasting Group
And then some guy replies
You're just noticing this
You're just noticing this
You didn't have an actual
Was that the actual tweet
That it said in the banning
And it says Twitter rules
Yeah cause I got one last week
There was nothing mentioned
And I was banned for a week
You did get me banned too
You can't speak ill of Kramer dude
Shooting himself in the face
What holiday is coming up
Sounds like that's the day
No I'm just fucking around
Wait don't we all get one
Oh I thought we all got one
Shit's from the alien gods
A professional sniper though
But he's low key about it
In the old NFT world there
Louis Vuitton stinks anyway
No I shouldn't have said that anyway
It's like a fucking square
Why would you put out a square
Bro he's just vibing on a square bro
Like that was a good joke
Like if I heard the delivery
That's the thing about Twitter
And I get banned all the time
You know what I didn't realize
Which is kind of interesting
I didn't know that either
Yeah I just switched it up
I don't know where he's going
Yeah I wanted to say that
Well it had a U in the middle
Like here's the thing dude
It would be like Cyclops's eye
We got in a little argument
You can see the reply threads
I do want to do it though
I guess people are leaving
I've been meaning to do that
Hopefully I can catch y'all
I'll catch you the next one
These are three hour calls
I'm gonna take a picture of it
I haven't worn these pants
You're a regular 90's kid bro
So I never took it out of my
Are they stonewashed jeans
Why is he black and white
Are you gonna ask me questions
What does that stand for again
They took you in the back room
Or your tonsils taken out
They're trying to pass that
I don't believe in abortions
I don't believe in abortions
Just for the shirts alone
That's when it's gone too far
We shouldn't probably talk
They got all their little
That's a good name for them
Growing up had a hedgehog
I would fuck with a hedgehog
They take little dust baths
I'm just pulling them out
There's one that's funny as fuck
With this fast ass talking
I live off the hype piece
It's like fucking awesome
Sick and sitting in front of the iPad
Wait this is really funny
That was a clap back in the head
Well cause he had to say it all in one breath
It was called the Apple update
It was iOS Ventura County
Like they're running out of fucking places
Even though it was like El Capitan
I used to call it El Capitan
For like fucking the whole time
I remember talking about it in the store
What are you talking about bro
Hey so I've been watching
Speaking of El Capitan bro
I don't think it's that good
I would enjoy watching it
A show that you would enjoy watching
That show is fucking sick bro
Great things about that show
Oh that's right up your alley
And that's the final season
You wear the little beret
Well he didn't get banned
And that's when I got banned
That's why I had no tweet
And I posted the same picture
That's super interesting too
Because that means that they can
Like according to the algorithm
You gotta break out of the genre
And Black Cloud told me that
You need like another account
For that kind of craziness
Well it'll be the Christopher
I mean I wouldn't have it
Some just make another one
All the accounts that do that shit
It's gotta be out of that genre though
Thanks for playing Twitter
Which is the lips of the joke dude
That sounded pretty cushy dude
Yo did you see those jeans
That I saw Balake wearing
Dude that's what made me say that
You would've worn something like that
Does that come like a set
That fit is something else
He's always in his fucking car
That's Black Cloud's outfit
Hash worked at Abercrombie and Fitz
Who wasn't there for that
We were talking about them
You know the inside stuff
Well he didn't really work there
He wore those penis jeans there
The ones with the big buttons
Now you're gonna love this story
Actually do it the other way
And then stole his artwork
European starling species
What do you guys got out there
Is just an hour and a half
Until I stopped taking it
When I'm in a conversation
And I get to the first rest area
Yo Florida's got good weed
It's like that batter shit
You know that batter shit
That would have been funny
You get it when you get it
And it's meant to be like
That's what you're supposed
You're supposed to mix it
You put it on his pancakes
I found it on the website
I found it on the website
I was ordering stuff online
And I saw some weed juice
Did you drink it the night
You guys just let me finish
You guys just let me finish
Cause you're on two microphones
Can you kick you out of here
Tell us about the weed syrup bro
I ordered two bottles of weed juice
This shit's kind of thick
It sounds like your parents bro
I'm a little turned on right now
It sounds like good mac and cheese
And that's when I realized
I just drank it from the bottle
I'm making a fucking picture
I drank a good gulp of it too
I thought it was gonna be
It looks like medicine though
There's one that sells pictures.
We don't kink shame in here?
You can sell just pictures for like 500 bucks.
They get like 500 bucks a foot or some shit like that.
Yeah, Kush is sensitive to this topic, okay?
Well, there's nothing wrong with that shit.
You're like really into feet, aren't you?
Hesh, how many feet picks do you own?
I think I sold mine when they pumped last time.
Hesh, you want to rate mine?
I have the cutest feet on the internet.
No, I have the Hesh Bastard feet.
I did make a feet pick bastard.
Speaking of feet, one to 2043.com.
We're at 1029 out of 2043.
You can't even see the wenchies' feet.
I bet they're gorgeously disgusting, though.
Definitely a green toner.
They're gorgeously disgusting.
I wonder what wenchies' gorilla feet look like.
I don't even have enough in my wallet to cover the basement.
Your PFD fucking changed it.
I have 65, and it costs 69.
I should have got that Extreme Pixel, bro.
It is what it is, though.
I might have to do another shift at Walmart.
No, it's funny because I actually use my daily pay.
Dude, I have none on the month right now.
I'm literally the laughingstock of our area.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I get the dunce cap.
Dude, that should be a thing that we ship from store to store.
Fucking, it says buy a phone from me.
What in the fucking Napoleon Dynamite is going on in here?
Your face is Dusty, dude.
Just be careful if you don't touch me.
Whatever that Jeezy song is.
And Paris out the country.
Ash only listens to Jack Hollow.
That's the only rap he listens to.
He's the greatest white rapper since Eminem.
Matt Miller would like that word.
Black Cloud said he went to Lilith to hear something?
He went to see Sabrina Carpenter.
That would be slug from Atmosphere anyway.
I go to every Lizzo concert I can.
I do like Sabrina Carpenter.
She's got a couple good ones.
What the fuck is that, bro?
That's who he goes to see, bro.
She does that cool thing on her tour where she always, like, ad-libs.
What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Kush told me that Hash spent his gap year following Melissa Etheridge around the country or something.
And the Jonas Brothers, too.
Oh, he's got that summer Jonas Brothers jam going the first day.
I like this song about the Waffle House, dude.
Just tanning that ginger, bro.
No, we don't know that song, you fucking nerd.
Fucking doughy-eyed turtle nerd.
You haven't heard that song?
Did you learn that song to impress a girl?
Did you sing it to the window peer, dude?
He sung it to the Jonas Brothers when he was backstage.
Bro, while she was peeing.
No, I understand why you learned that other song to get into the play.
Now, why do you know this song?
You got to be up on the trends, dude.
What are you talking about?
He's got that YouTube music fucking streaming going, man.
What does YouTube YouTube stream mean?
You got your little pop channel.
That's like every fucking song that came out that day.
I mean, I am up to date on the music.
And then you like the ones that are like fucking, that's sped up shit.
Speaking of YouTube, it ain't music.
But y'all remember that annoying mofo, Fred?
He had like a really high-pitched voice.
Yeah, that was the thing.
He wore a red Yankees hat, too, right?
Y'all remember Annoying Orton?
Wait, he gave it up from the Nookie?
Yeah, he's a YouTuber now.
He busted his other umbilical cord, and he talks like that.
It's like an umbilical cord.
No, it's the opposite word of Wench's.
If he was the guy that sang, he didn't subscribe to me, man.
Yeah, when the opposite cord gets fucked up, it makes your voice really high-pitched.
Wench's is the right cord.
Can we talk about Goose, uh, uh, crypto, or fuck, Woke Pixel for a second?
Can we talk about your timing?
If you have a Twitter account, fuck what the pinned tweet says.
If you have a Twitter account, get a YubiKey, okay?
No, YubiKey's a good advice.
Thanks for coming out, bro.
If I ain't following y'all, DM me.
I won't follow y'all, okay?
No one ever died from weed juice.
You might need that THC can, whatever.
They did die from wanting too much, unfortunately.
Honestly, have a good night, bro.
Make sure those dairy curtains are straight.
Yo, when you and YubiKey talk, it's like two goos talking to one another.
You guys, you got to respect the fact that someone puts those things on the shelves and
makes them all straight for your ass to go in there.
First of all, they are psychotic about that shit.
Yeah, I was in there walking around early in the morning, and there was like a guy, like,
probably, he wasn't, he was only like, he must have been like 30, like, close to, I don't
know, he wasn't like even close to 50 at all, but he was a little older, and he fucking,
you know, he was talking to this dude who was probably like five, like early 30s, like,
you have to straighten him like this.
You have to put them, like, he was getting all crazy.
And I'm like, it's 8.30 a.m.
Like, that is black loud if you worked at a grocery store.
Bro, that's me when my wife is like doing something in the fridge and I accidentally
No, no, no, it's gotta go this way.
She's like, what the fuck?
This isn't alphabetical, you bitch.
Why, what are you, just tear through it?
No, man, like, you have to have the labels facing the right direction, and you gotta fucking
I'm trying to dig into anything I can write.
Shelf rotation sounds kinky, I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, how am I rotating my shelf?
Have you read your shelf rotating, dude?
You gotta write that one in the old notepad for later, I think.
Nice little back shelf rotation.
Did we just invent a sex position?
You just, yeah, it's when somebody's taped to the wall.
Oh, and then you throw flaming knives at somebody.
That's the Ohio shelf rotation right there in a nutshell, folks.
Yeah, then you throw them into a polluted river.
Dude, I went to East Palestine.
Yeah, we drove all the way down to, like, East Liverpool and then Steubenville.
That's all Maddie was saying.
What are these town names?
What are these town names?
I know a girl from Steubenville and she doesn't have all of her teeth.
I only know those names from all the alien abduction stories, I feel like.
Dude, my daughter was like, come to Florida if you like teeth.
My daughter was like, she's three.
She's like, I want to go to Starbucks.
I was like, honey, there's not enough teeth in this town for a Starbucks.
We have fucking, you know, Manchester United.
Went over the heads of all the Americans in here, bro.
That was a great, that was a good joke.
I just like how he says, United.
Because when you said Bayern Munich, I was like, really?
I was like, what the fuck is he talking about?
You know, Bayern Munich, Ohio.
It's right by Stupidville.
That's where the fucking, those two got picked up, right?
Did nobody else cry at Ted Lasso finale?
Am I the only one in here?
Yeah, I didn't watch it yet because I got bored at the end of season two.
Did you cry at the end of Friends, Hush?
I cried at the end of Succession, too, not gonna lie.
Ooh, End of Succession was so good.
You guys are like, you guys are like TV nerds.
I've been dying to talk about it.
Oh my god, it's one of the best shows ever of all time.
Fucking Blackout sucked my ass.
Wait, Blackout, how can you, how can you know, like, about Succession, but you didn't finish it?
You know what I'm saying?
I wait until it's over and then I'll watch it.
You're one of those guys.
The way I describe it to people, I say it's like Game of Thrones set in modern times if
the protagonists were the Lannisters.
See, I don't fuck with Game of Thrones.
Are they doing, like, weird, like, kind of stuff?
Are they doing, like, all that brother-sister or, like, whatever?
The young little brother, he loves...
There's a lot of incest jokes.
He makes lots of sister sex jokes.
That's why the show is popular in Ohio.
Hey, you see that everybody is...
The new thing is, like, everybody's pissed at Call of Duty, because they, like...
It's kind of a funny story.
You know Nick Merckx, the streamer?
Do you not know the streamers, people?
I love when anyone asks that about any streamer or YouTube person.
I'm like, nope, you might as well move on.
Yo, we don't spend all day on Twitch in the office, all right?
It's the fact that I can't deal with them.
It's like a cultural shit.
That is fucking bullshit, bro.
Guys, it's for the culture.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
Ninja streaming Fortnite?
Hey, that was like five years ago.
Do you guys take little...
No, what is that fucking shit?
Do you take the one about the Marine that yells at you?
You'll never amount to anything.
That guy that was on Rogan.
And he swims like a million miles in a gym.
Actually, the David Koresh drink.
That was a good little series.
There's someone in their profile down there.
It says that they're the creator of Nyan Cat.
That can't be true, can it?
You just scared him away.
You can't mention him or he runs away.
We had Nyan Cat and Doge in here at the same time.
I think we just won the internet, guys.
He probably left because I blocked him.
He probably left because Hash is trying to take him home again.
That's my buddy from Texas.
Welcome in here and we'll have fun all night.
Let me get that up in there.
We haven't been doing the old show titles in a while.
We were getting really funny.
Well, you've been absent a little bit.
No one even checked in on me except Kush.
What are you fucking talking about?
I was like, I couldn't even talk.
He's like, did my fires get you?
I'm like, yeah, they got me.
Well, Black Cloud was roasting you for having asthma.
How do you spell Vuitton?
Do you guys know how bougie both the area I'm in and Louis Vuitton is?
We have a Louis Vuitton store in our mall.
Yeah, but you're a Jersey dude.
They just got some fucking richy areas.
Well, it's the second richest state in the fucking...
Louis Vuitton is hilarious.
The second richest county next to the fucking, I think, Orange County.
Those Hampton fuckers out there.
Going to Steubenville, Ohio.
Steubenville, Louis Vuitton.
Yeah, I feel like you're getting me high from that drink.
Dude, I'm feeling it in my chesticles.
Yeah, dude, I feel like my chesticles just dropped.
Do you have pulse chain in your fucking...
It'll put hair on your chesticle.
Why is no one using that?
They're all like talking about the code.
You're like, bro, it's called pulse chain.
Can we just acknowledge that?
And you know what a heart does, dude?
Yeah, but it's like the tricky way of saying you're putting it together.
I'm going to just change my PFP until I'm banned for a month.
Dude, did you just lose your blue check?
He just lost his blue check, yeah.
Yeah, because I'm editing some shit, dude.
I don't want to keep that woke pixel.
Is that a wench derivative?
Imagine making a derivative of wench, dude, and then putting it on Ethereum.
Hash, what did you get for dinner?
He got a large pot of time.
How are you going to clean those nice cabinets you got there?
I hate the smell of vinegar, dude.
What do you mean you don't like vinegar?
What a weird thing to not like.
You don't like the way it smells, but you'll eat it.
What do you mean I'm a...
What's the other thing you don't eat?
I don't eat most condiments.
You won't eat cold pasta, pizza, whatever.
Well, I just don't like leftovers so much.
Talk about a silver spoon.
I'm talking about the influencers.
Fucking cold French onion soup for breakfast every morning, I think.
I would rather just go hungry.
You guys ever seen what a traditional English breakfast looks like?
I finally saw a picture of one the other day, and I was just like, that is the most disgusting
thing I've ever seen in my life.
I also can't believe that we're more fat than them.
Yeah, the English breakfast is good.
Like, eggs on top of baked beans?
Eggs and baked beans are so good.
And then on top of, like, some just white bread?
That's, like, good food here.
What about the blood sausage or whatever?
Have you ever tried the Sunoco breakfast?
Like, literally, if you live in the hood here, you put, like, baked beans on a piece
of white toast and some egg.
Bro, the ice cream selection and the bagels of butter at Sunoco are really insane.
Butter bagels to Nocos, dude.
Bro, they have good humor bars that have biscotti crunch on it, dude.
That's not even out by you.
Dude, that hasn't made its way west yet.
They should never make it west.
They should always stay east.
Good humor bars need to be free.
When you're feeding America, the quality goes down.
And I grew up with good humor.
I prefer small batch questions.
You grew out of good humor.
I think that weed just killed him right now.
And you're just like mesmerized by that song.
The kids are sprinting to the street like he's here.
You're like on your deathbed.
Is get that good humor ice cream.
Cook on the George Foreman grill.
Sleep with as many beautiful women as you can.
Get as many good humor bars as you can.
And there's a lot of things I like.
Above the Mason Dixon line.
What do you like up here?
I'm going to head over there now.
The Ben and Jerry's, huh?
Carvel and the other one.
ADHD ate at a restaurant called Gino's.
Wasn't that in Shallow House?
Oh, that was 40-year-old.
I got a great joke about that.
Are there any females here?
And then I went to Geeson.
And I'm in the motor pool.
And there's a truck in there.
And a guy had stenciled Gina on the bumper.
And I guess that might have been his babe, you know, or whatever.
So I got, so I got, so I got V, I got the stencils, V, A.
It's bright, it's bright, it's funny and childish.
It's like, that's a, that's a funny truck.
If I see him walking around with that on his back.
No, it was on the bumper.
You guys were playing pranks on you?
It was, no, it was like a two and a half time truck.
Fucking tax dollars at work.
Honestly, I'm so surprised there haven't been more people that get like tattoos of their NFTs
that end up getting rugged.
You said rugged, I think, and it rugged.
The command of technology.
Do you remember the, do you remember the dude that got an alien friend tattoo?
I have a friend with three different tattoos that he made with AI and then his wife like
Digital got that tattoo for him.
He was like, get that tattoo.
I have no response to that.
Are they like prison tattoos?
I got an idea for your marketing.
Actually, you know, who's got the best idea ever and he should do it to finally just blow
If he rented out his face and body through that, that fucking idea to get, what was it?
I guess dicks tattooed on him.
Like you had to pay for the spot.
I would pay to put a dick on him.
Actually, you could tattoo anything.
No, I'd put a dick on him.
Would you specify, would you pay to put your dick on him or a dick on him?
I would pay to put a dick on him.
Wait, this was six months ago when we had the wedge thing.
And then he never came back.
No, he said it again recently, actually.
And I said, oh, that's right.
Wait, so he's warmed up to that concept of me advertising?
I think he was going to do like what?
Like 11 spots or something.
I think maybe he's definitely with cash.
Remember we said it was going to be like a cow when you go get meat.
And there's like each section.
And he's going to have price tags.
That was like six months ago.
So he's now ready to accept our turn.
I think he's ready to go.
He said it the other day.
And I was like, that's right.
Honestly, if we like what price are we thinking here?
Well, he started off at a thousand.
And I was like, bang, let's go.
Bro, a thousand dollars to tattoo a dick on his face?
No, the face was more money.
You could do it on his thigh or whatever.
Like, you know, a thousand was somewhere.
The face was more though.
Remember the plan was to try and like crowdsource like it.
Dude, 50K to put a tattoo on his dick.
A tattoo of a dick on his dick.
That would just be the meta of metas.
A dick getting a tattoo on a dick on his dick.
No one's retaining him for business.
I would get Iron Man tattooed around his asshole.
Like it's all stuffed down and up in there.
It's his chest thing, you know?
There's a half-bastard promotion to get your dick tattooed with a corn cob.
We're going for it right now.
What do you get a corn cob for what?
You got to get corn, like your dick tattooed.
It's like those corn cobs that are like those cakes.
You got to draw it freehand.
You get to tattoo it on him.
Like you get to tattoo it on him?
It's like a live fucking NFT.
Like anybody who buys the spot gets to tag the spot with what they want.
Yeah, or it's just I'm the tattooer and it all just looks like ass.
Like you're going to draw the tattoo of your idea.
I got an idea for him too.
I draw the tattoo of everybody's idea so that it all looks like ass.
Oh, you want to be the artist?
That could be something too.
I think J-Gray would do that for free for you, bro.
If you started doing spaces with him again, I'm pretty sure you could get that for free.
He'll get botted out and he'll be miserable.
I already know Web3 Willem Dafoe is coming in.
Web3 Willem Dafoe is on that.
He was his breaking point to accept this.
He thought it was a good point.
I'd have to be near my deathbed to have a dick tattooed on my fucking neck.
That's where it was, right?
What about a dick on your dick, bro?
That's a different story.
That is kind of funny to tell you the truth.
I'm just thinking of you guys to assume he has a dick.
I guess you're right about that, too.
All right, so raise your hand if you want to donate.
Bro, just tell me why I almost just raised my hand in person.
Because of that darknet Buddha you're shrinking.
This is to help fund the dick neck tattoo for a drink.
We'll split the cost equally.
You know what we should do is we should all, like, we should go for the face, but it's
a dick that starts, like, going into his mouth.
Well, that or semen going into his mouth.
Now we got to get this guy walking around like that.
It's like a teardrop tattoo, but it's a dick.
It's a teardrop squirting out down there.
Like, hey there, buddy boy.
There's a circle of life right here on my face.
I can't talk about this anymore.
We're revealing our whole game.
I want to talk to him about it.
That was the Rodney Dangerfield night with him, I think, wasn't it?
I don't know, but I know it was good.
Yeah, that's what we need to play in the background of the TikTok.
Don't they call that a Simba?
That's what we got to do.
And then you're just scribbling away.
It'll go 10 billion people.
And then Charlie D'Amelio will do a duet with him.
We'll make it so it's PG or G.
You out-of-touch grandpa fuck, dude.
Is this one of your lame-ass fucking TikTokers?
Who did you say there, Sonny Boy?
Bro, I don't fucking know.
Hash spends 16 hours a day on YouTube, bro.
You're going to need a meeting.
I did not spend that much time on YouTube.
Bro, you know everybody's stats.
Like, they're baseball players.
Bro, well, that's just because I grew up on that shit.
You watch YouTube and TikTok at the same time on two devices.
He's like, this one, this one, this one.
Wait, you mean like YouTube on my Xbox on the TV and then TikTok on my phone?
That's baseball players, guys.
You get a lot more accomplished when you do that.
Is that the crypto charts that you posted or is that how you picked out your apartment?
That was the colored choices for the red man.
I'm going to go with the Merlot in the bedroom.
And I think the hallway should get a Garnet.
And I think the bathroom is going to get a blood clot.
That's that English voice when you get that shit ordered.
I don't know about that one.
No, but you know that, you know those charts, those motherfuckers post where everything's
I thought you just said sharts after blood clot.
And I was like, oh, goodness.
And you just said blood clot in the bathroom.
Dude, these, these colors are actually like, there's like, there's blood.
There's wine and bodily functions.
There's one called desire.
It's like human stuff and then wine.
So that must be the lightsaber color.
Imperial's what I use sometimes for the old pepe.
Did you just change your fucking shit again, dude?
I'm going for the ultimate banning of changing art.
The freedom to change your art ban.
Oh, you're nuking your...
I just wanted to put this one up.
Is that another YouTube funny one?
Is that another YouTuber there?
You got another YouTuber there.
You got another YouTuber.
I'm going to do that every time.
Damn, damn, damn, damn near YouTube streamer.
I didn't know he was like, you and your grandpa at the casino.
My grandpa has been like, he's...
He's been like two times in the last month.
He's like, oh, let's go to the casino.
He's like, are you single still there?
I got a good phone number to use.
Hey, what do you think of that, grandma?
So I just posted three guys playing soccer again.
I posted a video of three guys playing 100 Japanese kids.
Oh, that is an awesome video.
That sounds good as hell.
There's 100 children on the field.
And then the guy flips it up, and he bounces it in with his head.
Did they fuck those kids up?
No, they totally outclassed them.
Yeah, they fucked them up.
And at the end, he kicks it up in the air, and the guy pops it in the goal with his head.
So that's a good website.
Did you guys watch Tosh.0?
But can you imagine playing 100 kids?
It'd be like playing 100 kids on a football field.
I'll tell you a story about that, actually.
Yo, this is the craziest video ever.
This should happen to me, bro.
It looks like Nintendo, like, side...
Like Nintendo soccer or whatever.
There's like 16 goalies, too.
He was like, wait, they're all two feet tall.
He lifted up and he just softly bonked it over them.
I took a fucking capful, right, of some shit one time, like a long time ago.
And my friend was like, here, drink this.
And I took a little capful of this clear, like, cloudy stuff.
Sounds a little sus, by the way.
Kind of like a festival, but it wasn't a named thing.
And there was mad people there and they had...
It was like a nice environment.
Like, there was kids there playing soccer and fucking blah, blah, blah.
But there's all just people partying, too.
And, like, I took a capful of this shit, right?
I took a sip of it and then I was chilling.
45 minutes later, I'm like, whoa.
All of a sudden, I'm, like, tripping now, right?
So, when later on, I'm fucking bugging out, bro.
I'm, like, swinging a, like, a fucking Poland Springs bottle that I was carrying around.
I was, like, hugging it and talking to it and shit.
Like, that's how fucked up I was.
And, like, I hit this star thing.
I was, like, hitting stars.
So, these kids are playing soccer, bro.
And I jumped in with my friend to play soccer with them.
And it's exactly like this video.
There was only three of them or something.
But it turned into, like...
It was, like, a Nintendo game side view with these kids.
And that video made me remember that shit because it was exactly like that.
There's no way to fucking...
I fucking kicked the ball, I remember, hard as fuck and was like, what am I doing?
But, like, it was, like...
I, like, kicked it into, like, the sky.
It was, like, some research chemical shit.
But, you know, those fucking...
Yeah, it was, like, 2C, E, and B or some letters.
And it was, like, a fucking...
Bro, those will fuck you up.
Those fucked me up one time.
And then, like, all of a sudden, I don't even know because...
No, it's not, like, shitty.
It's, like, the fucking...
Did it take bitter when you eat it, dude?
It was, like, a good experience, but it was long.
It was, like, 12 fucking hours.
Maybe we had different test chemicals.
Yeah, but you're younger than me.
I had, like, the batch from the guy that died or got arrested or whatever.
Like, I had the feikals, I'm sure.
You had the 10-year-later, 5-year-later, whatever.
When the feds had it, you were making it less fucking...
They're, like, we got to make this a little less third-eye-opening.
We can't take it all out, but we got to take some of it out.
What are you guys talking about again?
They used to be really good off the internet.
A whole festival of people off a little can.
I was part of a private torrent site that was for a cult.
And, like, basically any, like, knowledge that you're not supposed to have.
It's so hard to get onto that I had to get the owner himself to invite me.
And they literally have, like, any...
Such good books on there.
I found a book on there that teaches you how to make OPM and just, like, everything.
But what else do they have?
They have, like, fucking how to build crazy shit.
I want to know how to build that fucking...
Literally anything you can think of that exists as a text, they will find it.
I want to learn how to build that shit.
That's what I wanted my patio to be.
You know where that guy goes?
That crazy scientist guy.
The fucking Big Stone Pyramid thing.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about, bro.
What the fuck is it called?
I forget the name, but...
That's in, like, Indonesia.
I got to find what this is called.
Yo, are you trying to rap it?
You want to talk about research?
Well, he's on that juice.
Watch that video I pinned at the top and play that fucking outro song, dude.
I can put an outro song in the chat.
Later, Wednesday, you fucker.
I think it's a bad idea to get rid of Hash right now.
We might get him where we want him.
We might get him right where we want him.
I'm getting zonked, dude.
It's on my iCloud, so I can take it everywhere.
Just a whisper of flavor.
This is who you go buy weed from up in Detroit.
What is this fucking edited?
What kind of world is this?
This song is a fucking thing.
I don't think I hear this one.
We got to get that sound going.
Have a good night, motherfuckers.
Thank you all for coming out.
It's hard to turn it off.