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MAJOR π¨ MOSCIUN π· $SOL πΆ
Recorded: July 12, 2025 Duration: 4:34:54Space Recording
Short Summary
In a groundbreaking announcement, Motion reveals the launch of Momo, a 555 digital art piece airdrop aimed at rewarding early supporters and enhancing community engagement. This initiative not only serves as a token launch but also as a strategic fundraising effort, positioning Momo as a valuable asset for holders in the evolving crypto landscape.
Full Transcription
Music Thank you. Hello?
Hello?
Okay.
Got it. our booth united okay
got it Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'll be starting this.
Retweets it.
Raids it.
Requests to come on stage.
This is a different kind of space right here, ladies and gentlemen.
This is a different kind of space.
So, let's get to work.
Let's get to work, fam.
Raid, raid, raid, raid, raid.
This one ain't a joke.
This ain't your typical space fam.
This the real deal right here.
Holy field.
Darius ain't requesting Raj and F.
Hazer, Kura, Kingpin, Beatle, Roman, Dime, Profile.
Yo, everybody got a request.
I need everybody to request, guys. I ain't going to bring y'all up.
I just need y'all requested because that should be helping the algorithm out big time.
If you can't come up, I ain't going to bring you up.
Request, request, request.
Raid, raid, raid.
Shit's about to go down.
It's about to go down.
Y'all about to be really fucking excited with this one.
Y'all about to be really fucking excited with this one.
I'll tell you that much.
I'll tell you that much.
How many unique holders do we have right now?
If you could comment in the bottom right and tell me how many unique holders we have right now.
Might be.
Might be something good.
I don't know.
Palombo, you think they're going to like what we're going to do right now?
Yeah, I think so. Makes sense. I'd be happy.
I'm looking, bro, right now, like at the bottom right-hand corner and how many people are requested.
I'm going to be real with you, but it don't sound like they're going to like what we're doing.
It don't sound like anybody's excited. I think that they're whatever about it. I don't sound like anybody's excited I think that I think that they're whatever about it
I don't know
I mean they don't know what it is yet
At this rate
It don't even look like it's going to happen
It doesn't even look like it's going to happen
Okay happen. People that do want to come up spam the heart emoji, thumbs up, wave so that i know who wants to come up and who is just requesting to support
was this the first time motion hosted a space yeah i think it think it is. Holy guacamole.
Is it guacamole or guacamole?
I think it depends on if you're on the
East Coast or the West Coast, honestly.
Is it tomato or tamale?
Is it Mousequin?
Mosscoin?
Moscoin?
Mosqueen?
Or Mosqueen?
It was Colombo's birthday.
It's not Colombo's birthday it's not colombo's birthday anymore
again if you are trying to come up on stage spam emojis so that we know to bring you up
if you have not requested to come on stage please request to come up we need everybody requesting
very very big announcement very very big announcement oh announcement. Oh.
Nah, I ain't telling y'all.
Never mind.
I was about to tell them everything right now,
but then I looked at the bottom right. Shit looks disgusting.
That shit looks
disgusting. How many unique holders do we
have? Can everyone comment how many unique holders
we have in the bottom right hand corner please
hey music right now?
I am not.
Someone should, though.
Yeah, I might just sing to them.
Blow out their speakers and shit.
I didn't want this to be a music thing,
and you sit here telling them to raid and all this bullshit.
I thought that they'd be excited
for an announcement and
that's that.
Yeah, but
25 comments.
Yeah. yeah
i've given up
what what is that so that dollar bill up top colombo i don't know if your your title updated yet what is that
bill
yeah you hear me
anyone hear me?
Anyone hear me?
Yes, no, maybe?
I can't hear you, Columbo.
Unless you're not saying nothing.
I gotta leave and come back Thank you. all right did that work because uh i don't know what the hell was going on there yo you you did you leave wi-fi at your house and go back in? No, it's the...
The account is in its own...
It's in my office.
Like, it ain't moving, right?
No, it's not moving at all.
Then it might have been me or...
If one of us, our service either switched from 5G to LTE or Wi-Fi went on and off.
It don't matter.
No, that one's on Wi-Fi, but yeah, I'm back.
I could hear you the whole time.
Let me ask you, the bill up top, what is that?
The purple one?
Yeah.
I think that's like a Nigerian currency.
Yeah, I thought it was a euro, but then there's another one for euro.
And the logo for euro is different, but they just put that one up top, the green one.
I love how the emojis has like four or five different monies that we can use, which is really freaking dope.
So, Lombo, I don't know how you're feeling.
I'm not feeling like they deserve it.
I might just shut this shit off.
Yeah, there's 102 comments now.
I think we need a few more, honestly.
I mean, I would say we would need about
460-something
if they cared.
If they cared.
460 likes, 460 comments.
I saw some people comment that there were
464 unique holders.
So I don't know.
That's close to what it should be.
Oh, you're saying it should be a little higher?
Yeah, I think, yeah, definitely a little bit higher than that.
466.
977 minutes to go.
Shout out to the GOAT Yamaha.
Shout out to the GOAT Pura.
Shout out to the GOAT Izadi
that pressed some buttons yesterday
and encouraged others to press some buttons.
If y'all don't harass Azadi to mint,
deep motherfucker, don't get it twisted.
This guy now, he got the Rolls Royce,
he's trying to get the Richard Billy now.
He ain't trying to spend his money.
But if you don't harass him,
and you hit him with the, oh, no, you shouldn't
mint, you know, he'll mint.
You gotta play with Azadi
a little bit.
But he's really, really good. If not the best, one of the best in the space.
At minting and minting marathons and things like that.
So he's more useful, guys.
Obviously, he's my friend and a friend of the communities and shit.
But when it comes to mints, he's more useful as someone that can get mints than someone you want to
fucking annoy and bother and
hound to go and mince
stuff so
you know
with Azadi you guys gotta
you gotta definitely appreciate
it show him appreciation and all that
shit when it comes to that because he'll be on
here having fun with y'all
and trying to
encourage people and get people new people intimate and stuff like that and i feel like a lot of y'all
do similar to yo a lot of y'all are solid here and do it you know in a good way cool way i guess
and all that spam 100 emoji if you want this announcement Major announcement, that is
Major key alert
Major bag alert
Alert, alert, alert
Let's see
Nobody's even spamming emojis right now
I need these people to get hyped
I need these people to get hyped, bro
So I got a British pound sterling. That's
what that thing is. British pound sterling. What the fuck? I thought, yeah, it is different.
Pounds and euros are different.
Pounds and euros are different. I thought they all used euros.
I thought they all used euros.
Damn the 100 emoji if you're gay.
Watch out.
Damn Beetle late with the 100s.
Fucking Beetle, bro.
Nah, I can't do my man Beetle like that.
No way.
No way.
No way.
Beetle's hair is motion.
I ain't noticed that till now.
I don't know.
That's pretty cool.
He got his fucking hair tatted.
That's crazy.
I brought up two people.
Three people.
Four people.
Don't ever say that I'm biased
or any of that
don't ever call me biased
I brought up some people
I chose them because
they're good people
I chose them because they're really, really good people
please don't find me.
Well, I got some people up here.
The last few.
The last few.
What else we got here?
Hey, can we do the 100 emoji again without being gay or is that still
without being gay spam the 100 emoji if you want the announcement but you got to spam it how i
spam it like i spam it a certain way you know like watch look ready look at my profile you
got to spam it like that can you do that you got to do it like that you do it like that. You do it like that and I know you're serious.
Sorry, soft.
You guys heard that or no?
The lady yelled, ow.
Her husband hit her with the cart.
By accident.
I was about to tell her, y'all.
Contact Nico.
He'll tell you which lawyer to go to nico got you lady
any other ladies in here request to come up if you're a female
if you're trans go to another space this is not the community for you
how are you going to confirm if they're trans or not books
i don't know they might identify as they them
yeah i think you're going to have to ask for pictures if you want Trans or not books? I don't know. They might identify as they them.
Yeah, I think you're going to have to ask for pictures if you want identification and proof,
because otherwise there's no other way around it.
No way.
No pictures for me.
I think you brought it up because you want the pictures, actually.
I might.
I might.
It might arouse me.
Who knows?
It might arouse me. Who knows? It might arouse me.
I might be trans.
Well, if you are, we accept and love you just the way you come or don't come, have changed.
I'm not sure how to say that.
There's like a liberal app that i needed to get access to
and you need to be a female for it and i told them i was uh he i was she her
i identify as female and they wouldn't let me in what a scam what a freaking scam
you sure you didn't put on like a wig, maybe? Some lipstick? That might have helped.
Mm-hmm.
Where are the ladies at, man?
Where are the ladies to request?
There's some ladies up here. I don't want no men up here i need yamaha up here to go yamaha get your ass up here i need heavy on stage right now where's heavy at
heavy with a banger pfts i almost lied to him told him it was my favorite one but it
no it isn't it isn't i can't keep saying that to everybody.
They're going to know I'm lying.
Oh, my God.
That's the best one I've seen.
I say that every week, every couple days.
Every couple days.
Oh, my God.
We got Valerie in this bitch.
Let's go.
Well, I think it's because you see new ones and you're like, oh, that one's fire, too.
I do the same shit.
Who said books don't got girls?
Books got girls.
Books got all the ladies.
All eight of them in the whole space.
Heavy, get your ass up here for a second.
Pending confirmation, right, on the others?
They're about to think Heavy is a books alt or some bullshit.
Just come up and just say I'm not
books and leave.
Jars, Mr. CT.
Mr. CT was on one yesterday.
Where's Mr.
CT's favorite female?
He gave up?
He must have given up.
I hope you can't come up, pal.
Ain't having these ladies surround you.
No way.
Books is angels only here.
Motion angels here.
All right, we have 127 comments.
Let's see a few more comments, guys.
Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible.
Columbo out here playing hard to get.
What do you mean let's see a few more comments oh yeah um no there's a there's a specific number it has to hit and then um we're allowed to talk about it see this isn't
actually books in my project this is actually being ran by the U.S. government.
So we have orders we have to follow, just so you guys know.
Are you guys trying to say you're the feds?
The Federal Reserve and the government are two separate entities,
and we work for the the federal reserve so
we have a specific quote by the government
bro i don't know what i'm saying right now i'm i got a three-year-old that just threw a crazy fit
while i was trying to get all of this situated and did not want
his mom he's also one of the artists on this project uh and i was pulling a bad mommy see
where we we love women uh he did not want his mom though so i was like trying to deal with him
screaming and get this spaces going literally it's not books hit me up like hey let's do this
space is like yeah let's do it i'm not doing anything and then this guy had a meltdown right then yeah that's exactly what happened
but uh let's get some more comments in that that bottom that bottom right we need some more comments
144 you don't have him sitting next to you during the space oh he's in my lap i'm gonna save the
backyard he's drinking i'm about to comment we're in the backyard. He's drinking some milk. We're chilling.
He said he wants to talk to that guy.
He wanted to talk to you.
And I was like, oh, you can't do it right now. Why is everyone's good like books, yo?
They all hear my voice, right?
They just freaking want to talk.
What's up, man?
What's up, dude?
Talk to him.
It's like the phone.
I saw your art, man. It's nice.
What's up?
You done having it thrown your fit?
I said those toys.
Those aren't toys. Those are
art pieces. You made some of this art.
Hey, yo, Jackie speaks her language.
Toys right here.
She does what?
Does she speak her language?
The Vietnamese?
No, she... I don't know why she doesn't do it.
She understands two Filipino languages.
She can respond to them.
She can write them.
She just can't speak them for some reason.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What? She what?
She can write?
She can write in Tagalog and Bicolano,
but she cannot speak it for some reason.
But she can respond her mother
speaks it yeah her whole family speaks two separate languages they're in legends life or no say that
one more time no like our parents are they around no we live in la and they're in the bay man that
would be sick if you taught if you learned bro I'm gonna put him in
To learn Chinese
Mandarin yeah
I have a kid Mandarin bro
You're so blessed brother
You have no idea
Best language to learn
I don't know why they teach us Spanish in school
I learn more Spanish in the street than school
Hell yeah it's business it's money
and it's going to be in the future too
let's see
156 comments not good
108 likes
I need the likes to go to 150
so that means I need
42 more likes
and I need a good 48 more retweets.
Guys, this is a big announcement.
It's a big, big, big announcement.
Like, you guys are going to want to hear this.
And this is just a taste
of what the fuck is coming.
Little taste of what's coming that's what this is
wait so we're gonna do all of this and you're just gonna tease us a little bit more abney you
haven't even commented or anything and you're on stage right now what's up you're you're one of the
people we're asking is make a comment it's so simple you guys write a number over there we're
asking how many wallets should there be unique wallets it's not gonna
take away from your twitter account it's not gonna do anything other than get to the point
that we need you guys like i don't know why you guys aren't just making a simple comment
you can delete it in 20 minutes delete the comment we just need these comments now
hey everyone get in here they're're going to delete the recording after the space.
Boom.
I commented twice.
I did my part.
Retweeted.
Liked it.
The works.
Did you post it on MySpace?
actually no
Actually, no.
where are the other ladies
we don't got no other ladies
that's crazy
I see Kel
Steph
we do got mad ladies in this community
what's this announcement books
it's big It's big.
It's big, and it's a little taste.
It's a little taste.
Little tiny taste right here.
I know all the people who've been here every day,
they've been putting in the work.
They want to know.
We got to run these comments.
After this announcement,
I want y'all to use their imaginations Every day we're putting in the work. They want to know. We got to run these comments. After this announcement, after this announcement,
I want y'all to use your imaginations a lot too.
I want y'all to speculate in and all that.
We do need more unique holders.
We do need more unique holders.
Anyone that's planning on minting any of these NFTs
that already minted,
do it on a new wallet the shit's mad easy don't
yeah it does not cost you extra money that's number one number two anyone that's planning
on minting 10 or 15 or whatever you'll split it up you don't have to do 10 or 15 wallets
but split it up split that shit up and as many wallets as you can uh me personally
if i was doing 20 i would do five wallets right i would split it up in in four or five wallets
it doesn't need to be a even like all the all the wallets don't need to have the same amount in them
one could have three one could have five one could have six one could have two
you just i'm telling you right now we need to get that same amount in them. One could have three, one could have five, one could have six, one could have two.
You just, I'm telling you right now, we need to get that unique holder number up, guys.
We need to get that shit up.
That's really, really important.
Colombo, how do you want to do this?
You want to put out a tweet from the motion page when we make the announcement and pin it up top?
Yeah, we could do that.
I like that. And include the link too okay but also this isn't just to get those unique wallets up it's so that some it's spread a bit i'm shut up i'll let
you do all the talking but let me no no this isn't for this isn't the announcement isn't to get just
just for that reason announcement is definitely a taste of what's to come, guys.
You're going to see a little bit right now.
You're going to feel a little bit.
Shit's about to get crazy.
Discord.
It is about to get crazy.
I'm guessing Discord.
Way better than that.
Way better than that.
Way better than Discord. Way better than Discord.
Telegram.
Better.
Website soon, too.
Better than that.
Guys, this is good.
This is pretty fucking good.
You guys are gonna like this shit.
I feel like it's an airdrop
sometimes
y'all are sounding like you're
y'all are sounding like you're sleepers
there's a few
listen there's a few people on you in their mic
they're excited they're
taking guesses I love that
I love that
but if you sound like you're sleeping you better
wake up I got a. I love that. But if you sound like you sleeping, you better wake up.
I got a coffee.
I had some edibles this morning.
Go snip a line of Coke or something, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
I'm keeping it out in just a sec.
Let's wake up.
Yo, I'm going to step away.
How many legendaries are left?
I got to step away for, I'll do six or seven minutes.
Can you hold it down for six or seven minutes real quick?
Also, books, check your texts, please.
So they have six or seven minutes to get to work.
You're saying.
Yeah.
If there's a little bit longer to be better, but I could get what I got to get
done in that short amount of time.
your books uh if you spread your nfts all over the wallets the the you minted you can't you
can't until it mints out oh you can't it's frozen you can't they're not tradable, you can't do nothing until the last mint's out.
Let's mint more then.
What's the mint at currently anyway?
I think there's like 970 something left, 979 maybe. who's ready to mean more
emojis come on
let's go
let's go.
All right, we have 200 comments.
Let's go. hey who is that valerie i heard you yesterday on spaces hi hey mommy how's it going good
having a great weekend how about you i'm good i. Yeah, I just want to say welcome to the community.
Glad to be here.
Yeah, you sound smart, you know, and you're invested and you see the value here.
You're awesome.
You see the value here.
You're awesome.
Oh, thank you so much.
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Books, I think you're echoing.
Books, I think you're echoing.
It's me?
It's me?
No, that ain't me.
No, that ain't somebody else's mic.
That's somebody else's mic. That's T. That's T.
Leave and come back. Shut the app down and come back.
If that happens to anyone, if you triple tap it a bunch of times, it will go back to mute.
It's a glitch that's been back in like three minutes.
So let's get the likes up to maybe, can we get like seven more likes?
It's a 125.
You sound like a girl that used to be in one of the communities It's a 125. Oh, sorry.
Here you go.
You sound like a girl that used to be in one of the communities
where Lisa Jo hears it, too.
Her voice is very sweet.
It just sounds, like, similar.
I don't know.
Aw, thank you.
Guys, this is really good.
I'm telling you right now.
Like, really fucking good.
You're keeping the ladies waiting, so it better be good.
This is really fucking good, guys.
Sorry, but I don't get paid you know the verizon people that harass you at the store
they'll sign up for their service or whatever
he's probably wearing like hermes shoes
i don't get paid. Sorry.
They got the plastic shoes.
Yep.
They got the plastic shoes and the old school
Bluetooth in their ear.
Yep.
It was a female
this time.
They don't bother.
When you tell them
you don't get paid
until next week,
they don't bother you.
They automatically,
oh, this guy's got bad credit.
You know? They don't bother you. They automatically, oh, this guy's got bad credit. You know?
They don't bother you.
Or she might just be locating your address to knock on your door next week.
Nah, she's like, this guy's broke as fuck.
Fuck that guy.
Nope.
Hey, there's somebody for everyone
She might have just fallen in love right then
Yeah some girls like the broke boys
Little fixer upper
Do you like a fixer upper?
Sometimes
Unfortunately
Books I think he just bagged you his chick just now
no i'm done i'm done with the broke boys
yo what's up mama luke
did you just call me huh what did you just call me i didn't call you nothing
it's good g what's good, G. Hmm?
That's good.
What's going on, Mama Luke?
Don't call me Mama Luke.
Hey!
I didn't call you nothing.
That's good, Eric.
Damn, even the other people that I just walked by, there was two more employees at the stand.
They didn't even look at me.
They heard me before.
Better off that way. What up, me?
What's good, Gene?
Hey, shit, man, chilling. About to make a crazy-ass
announcement for people. About to introduce
them to somebody.
Jeez!
These are what I like to see.
Just chilling. Damn, did I leak a little just now?
Who are you introducing us to?
Did I just leak a little bit right now?
Alright, I'm ready
to do that, whatever.
You're ready. You just tell me
when.
When?
No, it's Books. Books is gonna say
when.
And when he says when,
we're all gonna win oh that 100 sounded like books to me i'm ready right now but i'm gonna say when because the accent matters we're making history
here so is it gonna be the ending books country booksy or you know which one italian booksy I like
damn man I don't like the 120 likes
bro that is people are being lazy
bro people are being lazy
they're not retweeting they're not liking
they're not fucking blasting
this in every discord and everywhere
they need to do that. They need to do that.
They definitely need to do that.
I looked at the quote tweets, brother.
Horrendous. Nobody's quote tweeting this shit.
There's as many likes to people in this space.
I'm about to start engaging
with the quote tweets.
All sats always comes
through, though. All sats is a G, y'all. All sats always comes through though all sats is a g y'all all sats is a g
always getting right down to business bro
check your text colombo
what'd you say check your text, Columbo.
What'd you say?
Check your text.
That fits, too?
Yeah, it fits.
Yep, there's no additional characters needed.
Hold on. We might need to do
I'll just do one a little bit real quick.
What you cooking, boys?
I'm cooking right now.
I don't know.
Velveeta?
You ever cooked Velveeta before? Velveeta, isn't that just cheese?
Oh, no, I'm a chef.
Yeah, but you just said Velveeta.
Like, I'm from the UK.
That just means cheese, right?
Oh, I don't know.
Is Velveeta even actually cheese, though?
Or, like, what is that? Because I don't feel like that's actually cheese. I feel like it's something else.
Cheese?
Yeah, Velveeta. I feel like it's, like, almost cheese, basically.
Y'all ever had goat cheese before?
Velveeta ain I feel like it's like almost cheese, basically. Y'all ever had goat cheese before? Velveeta ain't goat cheese.
Velveeta's like fake-ass cheese.
Like cheese whiz, or like, yeah.
A brick and cheese whiz.
These boys cut up all their money, and now they're eating Velveeta.
They're cutting up money?
No, I only eat organic food.
Who's cutting up money?
Is organic even organic?
Columbo.
Columbo's definitely cutting up all your money.
You ever want to get under Columbo's skinus skin you guys want to give you a little secret yeah don't much you're cutting up money isn't that illegal
and start that whole thing or you will drive that fucking or just put a you in my last name
even though you've never heard it said out loud
oh shit people in this world are so dumb bro anyway um the best thing like i'll tell y'all
right now one thing like i wish i that'll be the best thing that could happen for motion
is that they came on some you're cutting up money this is illegal put us all over the news give us
all the advertising we'll be the happiest people.
Get a lawyer the fuck up and then make them look like retards in court.
But unfortunately,
Columbo has been doing this for 20 years
and our dream is not going to come true.
That would be amazing.
Send 100 emoji if y'all want this announcement, yo.
Yes.
Let's see.
Let's get Melly.
Can we get Melly on stage?
I'm going to need all the ladies on stage.
Stick inside of these dudes.
They're not even unmuting their mics.
It's only girls talking.
Guys are, like, scared to speak.
As they should be.
They're all so beautiful.
Bro, so beautiful, man.
It's awful all so beautiful. Bro, so beautiful, man. It's all a problem.
So beautiful.
Until one of these dudes changes his PFP.
You know, like, those insecure dudes when there's girls around,
they make their PFP themselves.
Like, oh, maybe one of them will like me or send me a couple dollars, you know?
Help me pay the rent this month.
Broke ass.
ADPs ain't even looking your way.
When you walk by, pal.
131.
We're about...
We're a good 29 likes and retweets away.
We have more retweets than we have likes,
actually.
That means that there's four people that retweeted
and didn't like the space.
Columbo, we shut this down
and try again tomorrow?
I think maybe
we are.
I'm going to find you and I'm going to hunt you down if you don't like and retweet the space.
We're not shutting anything down.
We're going to get this done.
Come on.
Spam the 100 emoji if you're ready for this.
Spam it as hard and as fast as you can until I tell you to stop.
Just spam the fuck out of that hundred.
Let me see.
Keep spamming it if you're gay.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Keep spamming.
Keep spamming.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Who's spamming?
Probably questionable, huh?
Are you trying to find your next boyfriend, Hayes what's going on it is possible this is how i groom and scout
hi i'm here did you say something to me i'm getting my hair done so i could have unmuted
very very clever way very clever way bad mommy take notes very clever way of telling us you're
getting your hair done without being asked i like it i like it fellas send her some solana in the
dms uh women's hair can cost between 300 and 1500 if she's not getting if she's not getting extensions.
I am.
Because I have a wedding on Friday.
$2,200 if she goes to a good spot, at least.
At least if she's going to the good spots,
$2,200. Won't even
be able to tell those are extensions
until you
feel it, you know?
Until you feel it.
Feel them beads and shit.
How much are you paying for them things you might be getting the uv ones you
know no no no you're not one of them girls walking in front of me with a piece of tape
coming out of her head are you oh hell i i'm just checking i cannot stand if i see people's hair popping out of their hair or it's not the same
color i'm like you need to look in the mirror all right i'm just checking
ew tape like the tape sticking out the side i'd take it out myself how does books know so much
about hair extensions if she's showing track he probably smoked crack girlfriend I ain't
talking with fucking virgin I ain't got no girlfriend yeah listen to me he knows
cuz he pulls girls hair too much and that's that's why he's got all those
hair nice to meet you Valerie you too your hair looks gorgeous in your
picture so thank you keep doing what you're doing thank you trying to say
books be ripping tracks out no way not me you got doing. Thank you. They're trying to say books be ripping tracks out. No way.
Not me.
You got the wrong person.
You got the wrong person.
Hey, I didn't say you were ripping them out.
I was saying you were grabbing and pulling.
If you want to say you're ripping them out, that's your thing.
I'd be pulling eyelashes out.
That's my thing.
Oh, my God, books.
You're going to have to reimburse some ladies.
Yeah.
Do you know which one would hurt?
Let's settle down, bad mommy.
Settle down.
You're going to hurt the girl doing that.
So I asked for one simple task, yo.
As everyone requests to come up on stage, it's really good for the algorithm.
You want this announcement, just request to
come up. It ain't hard.
You click on
request. And that's
even if you don't want to speak.
If you ain't a lady, I ain't bringing you up.
It should say right now, it should say like four or five hundred requests
not 94 all right we're at 100 107 let's keep those requests going.
150.
149.
How did we lose one?
Someone must have rugged.
I know there's a little bit of a delay.
152.
153.
How do we not have 153 retweets and likes you fucking stingy bastards
keep it going
keep those requests going
if you're a coward
and other listeners show your face real quick
and leave like right away let us just
screenshot it.
Because sometimes you'd be forgetting and we'd be screenshotting y'all.
I got like 40 people and the listeners paying attention to that shit.
If I don't catch you, somebody's going to catch you.
Little clowns, yo.
Little ass clowns.
Those are our fans.
Let me see.
They are our fans.
You're right.
Those are the type of people that stop you when you're driving.
Sir, what do you do for a living?
Excuse me, sir.
The secret.
Be mean to all the fans.
Just don't be mean to all our fans, okay?
The girl's, like, dying to look.
The girl's dying to look. And then she's scared because her boyfriend's around.
She's looking at the
she's looking at the floor and he's checking us out let's fucking home off crazy i make this shit
up i seen it all yo if y'all want this announcement i need 150 likes and retweets we're three retweets
away 10 likes away make it the fuck happen yo 164 people in the request. The rest probably bots, and like 40 of them are ops on their auth account.
It's all good.
All good.
I know OMSC wants this announcement.
I know Prim, stay strong.
Mr. CT, Olympia, LS, Kells, I know they all want this announcement. I know Krim, stay strong. Mr. CT, Olympia, LS,
Kells, I know they all want
this announcement right now.
Who are you going to introduce us to?
I'm about to introduce you guys
to someone very special.
Very cute. Someone very
special. And very
cute. Are we meeting
Columbo's kid?
You guys already met him.
See, I told y'all.
You guys got to get creative here.
You guys got to get excited.
Meeting Columbo's kid, that ain't happening until we have an event two years from now at a Chuck E. Cheese.
Six more likes.
I don't even think Columbo's kid is allowed at Chuck E. Cheese.
That's too grindy.
Exactly. Exactly
what I thought.
This place is
dirty. I ain't taking my son there.
Dirty. Yeah, my daughter isn't allowed to get
a couple of questions. I've settled down, Bad Mommy. Thank you, sweetheart.
One more retweet and six more likes.
Let's fucking go
Are we looking let me see this
Do we have enough ladies on stage
Four more likes are you actually gonna make us work for it like you're making us work for it right now actually this is all a tactic to get yamaha to mint another 300 surround them with
women that's how you get yamaha to get 300 of these things surround them with 30 women
how many of us you want books i don't even think you've got enough. Listen, you want to know something?
Does Yamaha live in Utah or something?
Like, how many women can he have?
Fun fact for all you guys, I think Bad Mommy might be the only one, or Space Kitty in Bad Mommy, maybe.
Which one of you ladies has known me for four or five years?
I've known you three and a half
I've known you three and a half, maybe.
maybe
but when I was new
Yeah.
when I had a thousand followers
Columbo definitely knows
I was sitting around it
I came up with ladies in this space
it was a girl's face and me
it was a girl's face and me
that's how I blew up
it was always girls with me
from when I started
I had a thousand followers
so you're trying to make me that you're a ladies man?
I'm a ladies man.
I came up with the ladies.
I gotta take care of my ladies.
I gotta keep the ladies around.
That's why all my ladies drive Mercedes.
I didn't buy them.
So what kind of announcement is it?
Is it for the project?
Three more likes.
Three more fucking likes.
So close. I liked it.
I think she's going to request.
I'm going to get her to request.
One more like. We can do this.
Two more.
One more like
Columbo you ready?
Yeah let me go to that other phone
Put this on
Books did you like it?
Of course I liked and retweeted it right away
And on your alts too?
I don't have many alts I got one alts I don't haveweeted it right away. And on your alts, too? I don't have many alts.
I got one alts. I don't have access to it.
Dang.
I'm not home.
I gotta know, is your alter lady?
We hit it. Let's fucking go.
We hit it.
Columbo, hit that button.
Pin it up top.
And let's make that doggone announcement.
There's Batsy. I know. There he is ladies and gentlemen we want to introduce you to momo a 555 digital art piece airdrop by motion for all mentors. So right now, I think we have 460 or 470 people
that will be receiving the airdrop.
This is going to be in the future.
Paired with your NFTs, this is going to be an access pass.
This is going to be something you'll receive airdrops
uh for and things of that nature you're going to want to hold these
momo is also our mascot you're going to hold on to them for dear life but yeah momo is our mascot
this is just our introduction there's a riddle in there this is uh being airdropped to 555 wallets, all of the first mentors as a thank you. And like
he said, these will be paired with things down the road, but this is also our introduction
to Momo. Momo will be 3D soon, running around doing things. So just keep an eye out for Momo.
He's so cute.
I love him.
Wow.
I knew it was going to be. There's a lot coming.
There's a lot fucking coming.
This is free, obviously, guys.
So if you already minted the unique holders,
you're going to be receiving one.
There's going to be another 100
or a little less than 100 up for grabs.
That's why I'm telling you guys to use more wallets
because you're definitely, definitely, definitely going to want one of these.
And listen, I hate talking about floor price and all that bullshit,
but let's just say, oh, six months from now, right,
your Motion NFTs were at 15, 20, 30 sold.
And this is worth the same amount.
There's only 555 of these.
So every mincer, if right now someone goes and mints the rest of the collection on one wallet each,
they're not going to get one of these.
There's only that extra 100 that are going to be there on top of our current unique holders.
Personally,
who I want to have these right now is y'all.
I want y'all to have it.
I want the OGs to have it.
I want the people that believed in us and supported us from the beginning to
have it.
That's what I want.
So it's going to be pretty damn fucking good guys.
There's going to be a lot that happens.
A lot that comes,
you know,
me and Columbo be on the phone with each other
late at night almost every fucking night planning shit and doing shit for the last two months fam
oh what we got cooking right now is pretty fucking dope and it's pretty crazy to have a real life
successful self-made millionaire artist on the fucking teens. Literally, literally an artist at our fingertips.
You know how hard it is to find a good artist in this space?
They're almost non-existent.
And I'm going to tell you right now, good artist is opinion, right?
It all depends on taste.
You know, what might be good art to you is probably not good art to me.
Or what might be good art to me is not good art to you.
And when we find someone like Columbo,
where it's just very hard guys to tell this guy you don't like his art.
It's,
it's impossible.
I don't think that there's a soul on this fucking planet that once they
understand what the fuck Columbo's art is for them not to like it,
it's impossible.
It's physically impossible.
Everybody likes this guy's art.
Anyone that says anything bad about it, it's a full-blown hater.
Even the haters were fans or they become fans, but they always like the art no matter what.
Even if they're like, oh, all you do is do this, they still like what I make.
I just wanted to add one more thing for everyone that has multiples of these you won't need more than one so just think
about that when there's a such a small supply of these and you have ten of them
and you only need one what do you think the other people are gonna do to get one
of those things so we wanted to bring value to you guys that have been here
from day one minting to make sure that you have something down the road that's you're gonna
You're gonna be able to
Put out there for others to
Acquire from you so this is gonna be a free airdrop to everybody in the
555 wallets, so maybe you have ten wallets right now you're gonna have 10 of these you only need one so you're gonna have nine that
People are gonna be fighting to get so just think about that
Also, we wanted to bring more value to you guys down the road for believing in this project because this shit's gonna go crazy
And Momo is gonna be everywhere so you can't say he's not cute just imagine a momo keychain
i'm kidding no there's going to be other things besides that momo plushies please
hello momo slushies at 7-eleven yeah we have the 7-eleven connect Connect. It was just 7-Eleven the other day.
Books' cousin runs the largest chain of 7-Elevens in the country,
so that might be a thing.
I'm also going to Japan in a few months,
so that also might be a thing over there in Japan.
You never know.
Slaboo-boo.
Can you try to bring up that hold on let me get rid of somebody y'all are legends by the way that's all i just wanted to come up and say appreciate the both of
you let's fucking go guys let's fucking go and guys y'all i'm gonna tell y'all Momo is going to
Change right there's gonna be a 3d version is you know, it's gonna be good guys It's gonna be really fucking good. You guys are gonna love this shit, man
Yeah, like magic eden has their uh, what is their character's name? I'm drawing a blank right now. I'm not forget the name
Emmy or something. I think it's emmy so same same idea right this is our mascot
this is who's going to be running around doing different things this is momo this is momo from
motion
it's almost like uh momo, right? But it's motion.
I think that's where you got that from, right, Books?
I got it from motion.
You came up with the back of that and the back of your Maybach, right?
Oh, fuck. Okay.
Also, no one said shit, though.
There's a riddle right there
in front of you guys' faces.
I want you guys to dive into that and figure out what that is,
because that's also going to be something.
I didn't just write a bunch of random words.
Because, honestly, those random words kind of throw off the image.
Momo because of motion.
I don't know, bro.
I almost named it Mosi.
M-O-S-I. No, I like Momo. I think Momo's fire. I don't know bro I almost named it Mosi M-O-S-I no I like mobile I think mobile is fire I like it a lot I like Momo you know
mama is a restaurant here in the Netherlands a sushi restaurant I don't
know if it's like I felt bad too for all the kids. All the kids, my bad buddy.
I felt bad for all the kids.
The parents named them Moe, like Muhammad.
I never named my kid back home.
You just said I'm up for failure.
So instead of Moe, you do Momo.
Momo's a lot better, you know?
Momo's a lot better.
I honestly love it, guys.
I love, love, love, love it.
What's supposed to do?
Thanks, Faith. Kitty loves Momo.
Columbo, give me a hint on this riddle
because I'm reading this. I can't figure it out.
There's literally no way I'm giving you a hint
to the riddle, so you guys got to figure it out. There's literally no way I'm giving you a hint to the riddle.
So you guys got to figure it out.
Guys, like, when I tell you...
Did I get it right?
Guys, the riddle is not going to be that easy.
We ran it through every fucking Grok, Chad GPT,
every fucking AI five million times.
It ain't going to be a walk in the park.
It's gonna be something tough and difficult
to get right and figure
out and stuff like that.
Let's get right.
Mo money. Mo money.
I want your money.
Mo money.
Mo money.
I want your money.
Momo's cute and all
But Momo could be an asshole too
You don't know, Momo could be an evil guy
And Momo might fight with
Somo
In the future, I don't know
I really liked this project
But I feel like Momo just adds
An entirely
Another layer to this
It's just like
I'm blown away.
I really, really like this.
Mon money, I want your money.
Dime just texted me a fucking ridiculous ass idea, yo.
I feel like the more Columbo raps over here, we need Momo to start being a rapper as well.
Columbo, pick up your phone real fast.
More money, I need your money.
More money, I need your money. I need more money, I need your money.
Once upon a time, not long ago, I was a hoe.
And I'm admitting it, I won't take it back.
Because I did the shit, I was a hoe.
And I'm admitting it, I won't take it back.
Because I did the shit, I was a hoe.
Money, I need your money, I wasn't having money I need your money I need more money
I need your money
Okay, yeah, now I figured it out
It's definitely Zadi that's doing the singing
Zadi, when did you become a ho?
How long was this tour?
No, that was me
That was me
That wasn't a Zadi
Why did you think it was a Zadi?
No, wait, you
You can't rap that well
He's got smooth guns
What? What? Well, prove me wrong No wait you, you can't rap that well. He's got smooth guns.
What?
Well prove me wrong.
Alright, but I started singing again.
Once upon a time not long ago, I was a hoe.
I'm admitting it, I won't take it back.
Cause I did the shit, I was a hoe.
And I'm admitting it, I won't take it back.
Cause I did the shit, I want more money. I want I did this shit I want more money I want your money
I want more money
I want your money
It's Zaddy
He's a Zaddy
Alright
Alright let's ask him
Zaddy was that me or you?
I just got here
I have no idea what's happening
They're saying who was rapping
Who did you hear rap with your own ears?
I was walking around
And my mic was off and my also my audio
was off uh is there a new character what's happening momo oh did you see momo yep is that
is that what fat ladies wear at night no that's a muumuu okay momo got it yeah yeah momo is our
mascot so he's just like the little dude running around or girl, whatever.
He's genderless, right?
No, I'm kidding.
He's a guy.
He's running around representing motion.
I want one instead of my little boo-boo now.
You will be the first to get one.
first to get one.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I'll talk to you guys after our
meeting with Popmart next week. I mean,
Momo.
Just remember Momo, ladies and gentlemen.
Just remember Momo.
I need a bare brick
like three foot high size looking ass
Momo.
Yo, I need a bare brick like three foot high size looking at yo I need a fucking twenty five thousand not limited edition fucking statue that comes up to a size
of my fucking waist I also need a 24 karat keychain with fucking red dragon
accents I need a blingy enamel paint with sparkles in it.
But the sparkles got to be made out of crushed glass.
Why crushed glass?
Why crushed glass, you say?
Yeah, why?
because the same paint job
Because the same paint job I have on my motor vehicle.
I have on my motor vehicle.
You guys know this motion
is going to go viral, right?
You guys all understand that, right?
I have a question.
Can I ask a question?
Is Momo made of money
like the motions are made of money?
Can we know that yet?
Not yet.
Momo is going to have money.
He said that one time, and it was so cute.
What do you mean his eyeball is a dollar bill sign?
So he's going to have pieces of money.
There's definitely going to be a Momo made of money.
But guys, I'm telling y'all.
Momo gets paid next week.
You're going to want the Momo.
You're going to want the Momo.
And Momo is free for people that have minted.
It's based off of 555 unique wallets.
So far, that 470 or whatever unique holders that we have
They are all getting
Momo
I got your tagline
But it's a work in progress
Momo
The Labubu for the Hypebeast community
The Labubu for the Hypebeast aficionado Fuck Labubu for the hype beast aficionado fuck labubu that's the title this is momo
momo fuck labubu that's pretty good there it is that's it i like that yep work in progress
i came up with the first one just to be just so everyone knows i came up with the first
line of that catch that that slogan because i said momo i understand it's also the name of the product but it's the
pause it's the nuance of it all momo fuck a lububu or momo because lububu's just gay and demonic
boom and you throw momo in that shit nah Nah, I like Momo. Fuck LaBubu.
Does Momo fuck LaBubu?
Also, he actually also does, yeah, have sex with LaBubu.
Possible.
Can we get Momo
Bear Brick, Loki?
already, uh...
TBD. TBD. TBD. all already uh tbd tbd
tbd guys guys guys guys and you're gonna make i'm telling y'all we we already got a bear brick
guys we already got a bear brick matter of fact we got more than one bear bridge guys
when i tell you guys like trust me and i promise you this is gonna go viral
i'm not talking about a bunch of
retards retweeting it that are on crypto twitter i'm talking about web 2 irl like this shit's gonna
go viral like 100 going to go viral i would like a momo that matches my motor vehicle
and also matches my crypto box which also matches that watch we were looking at yesterday
and then we need to get you the house shoes that are made in momo's
body don't forget your house shoes you know how important those are to you
i've got 10 pairs of house shoes but i can always use more
momo about to be fucking crazy ladies and gentlemen
motion's about to be fucking crazy ladies and gentlemen Motion's about to be
fucking retarded
It's about to be
crazy
I feel like I would wear a Momo shirt
I feel like that could go hard
That's funny you say that
I already designed a Momo shirt
For real? Yeah I feel like
Yeah like a couple weeks back
I didn't post about it obviously But I have the thing ready to go that i already designed a momo shirt for oh yeah i feel like yeah like a couple weeks back i just
i didn't post about it obviously but i have the thing ready to go it's the file the png file is
ready been ready love that have you almost about the run cycle out of business i almost
accidentally sent it to books and then i said no let me not do that because we need to have
something to drop on everybody down the road because he was gonna wear it to n and then I said no, let me not do that because we need to have something to drop on everybody down the road.
Because he was going to wear it to NFT NYC
and I was like, nah, actually, let's make him wait.
But I have the art ready.
I'm definitely going to cut up.
Are we doing more than a shirt though? There's got to be more
than just the shirt, right? Yeah, but she just mentioned she needs it than a shirt though there's got to be more than just the shirt right
yeah but she just mentioned she needs it on a shirt and i was just
saying yes that's something that i already did design but uh yes other things already in the
works also i feel like colombo is so secretive can you not give me more hints what else you got
in the work well you can't tell everything up
front because then it like there's nothing to be found there's nothing for people to dive into
there's nothing to be excited about if we just tell you everything that's why there's no roadmap
because if we put a roadmap out there you guys are gonna be like okay i'll just like go dick
off somewhere else but if we don't give you roadmap, but we have a full roadmap and a white paper and everything
that we're executing on the background,
you guys are on your toes at all times.
Well, to be fair, I think it's better when projects don't have a roadmap
because then if you say you're going to actually do something,
you've prepared it, you drop it, and then we're all hype about it
versus, oh, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that,
and then nothing happens.
Well, yeah, under, what is it, how does the term go?
Under promise over deliver.
Hey, you owe me a Coke, Azadi.
Yep, ditto.
Jinx, you owe me a Coke. You owe me two Coke. You owe me three Coke.
God damn it, okay.
Yo, this guy, Hoorah, really thinks he's about to crack this riddle using fucking Grok.
No chance, yo.
You don't think we thought of that, pal?
Buddy, I already ran it through Grok and through Chat gbt to make sure that you wouldn't be able
to crack it so it couldn't crack it it helped me come up with it and then i changed it up and then
i would put it back in and be like all right break this riddle couldn't figure it out the only thing
cracking is your ass crack sticking out as i mean Kura. That's the only thing that's cracking.
Don't you ever get me
confused with Kura's ass crack ever again.
Not a day in your life.
Not today. Not never.
That guy can't crack a coconut.
Hold on.
Wait, what do you mean he can't crack a coconut?
Momo and Azadi are trying to look alike.
How do you know he can crack a coconut?
Listen,
the books is right. I do look know how you think that coconut? Listen, Books is right.
I do look like Momo a little bit.
But mainly because I dress
like a rich toddler
that has reverse Benjamin Button disease.
Azadi is, what's his name?
What's the guy's name in The Sopranos?
Fuck, man. Azadi is what's his name what's the guy's name in the Sopranos fuck man what's Tony's right hand man's name in the Sopranos again bro
I've never seen that show
you're that guy
hey I have an announcement hold on
it's
it's so cute there we go It's It's Momo
It's so cute
There we go
You heard it here first
Momo is so cute
Like that
Yo the kids like Momo
We got something here
The kids like Momo
That's some IP
Strong IP
Oh no It's Momo It's Momo The key is like Momo. That's some IP. Strong IP. Oh, no.
It's Momo.
So there's going to be 555 Momos on chain.
555.
Yeah, so let me just explain it again for anyone new that's in here and
to explain to you specifically azadi uh so we wanted to give back to everyone that's believed
in this and minted so that's why we've been saying for a couple weeks now mint across multiple
wallets because it's gonna make sense in the long run it's gonna benefit you uh you're only gonna
need one of these ever so if you have one of them
That's all you're gonna need so let's say you did mint across four or five wallets
Let's say you missed it across five wallets now you have four of these
That you can list so that someone else can try and get one because they're gonna need one and there's only
555 of them out there you'll have your one you'll be able to
List the other four.
So this is giving you guys value back.
This is our introduction.
We just wanted to put his mentor on there.
Is he ditching out for anyone else?
Oh, am I rugging again?
Real bad robotic vibe.
Oh my god. You're good now god you're good now you're good now
i i don't understand my phone's always rugging i have great internet too i got like full bars
this doesn't make sense but anyways you want to just you want to say all the the shit that i was
just saying or all the the things i was saying yeah yeah guys so we wanted to reward all the
og mentors right so again if you look at Motion right now,
there's like between 460 and 470 unique Minters, right?
Unique wallets.
There's 555 Momos.
So let's say you want to secure those Momos,
go and mint on new wallets or new people that are OGs too
that mint on new wallets. They're going to be able to secure it up to that 555 number. and your claim. Or you pair your Momo with your Motion NFT
for an airdrop. Or let's say
we have a party.
You're gonna need your Momo
and your NFT to go to that
party. Like, you need Momo
and your Motion for
fucking everything. There might be
something else that comes down the line
that's really fucking
crazy and it's worth a lot of fucking money.
You're gonna need it.
Like, yo, you need your Momo.
You need your Momo.
The only way you're getting into that party
without a Momo, dude,
is you gotta be fucking smoking hot.
Or tattoo Momo on your face.
Yeah. Am I rugging?
No, you do.
Okay, so this is just our
introduction to Momo,
and there will be other things
with Momo down the road, I'm sure, but
this thing is, your ticket is
what we're trying to say. This is like a pairing
thing, so
there will be other Momo things, but
this is a very, very special
one. It's Momo's introduction to the world.
Is it going to be hard to mint the last part of the collection
if people don't get Momo?
That's my concern.
What do you mean?
Like, if we get all the Momos,
I mean, I guess they can buy them, right?
They're not locked, so never mind.
It'll be fine.
Like, if they want a Momo, they can just buy one.
Sorry, I wasn't ignoring you.
I was texting.
I imagine we'll get the rest of those out.
If not, we will airdrop those to people that...
to people that...
We'll figure something out.
We will figure something out.
We will figure something out.
But I imagine
people are just going to go mint on new
wallets now.
And we'll have that 555
very soon.
When Momo Tony Romo?
No homo.
Eatin' lomo.
I just want a momo snow cone.
Momo snow cone.
Well, apparently there's gonna be slushies, Arde.
Slushies?
I asked for plushies earlier, then you said slushies, or do you guys...
I said slurpee.
It's a slushie, not a slurpee.
Hush puppy.
You said slurpee, not herpee.
Hush puppies.
No, because books has the 7-Eleven connect, so it is a slurpee.
Well, I have the UK connect, so it's a slushie.
I love it.
We got all the connects.
Well, I also have a gas station in my room.
Man, I have a gas station.
Bro, how about the fact that, like, Indian Books existed for a fucking week
when we were doing the Wild N' Out shit, and then he just, you know, you forget he's there sometimes.
Sometimes you forget he's there, lurking in the wait.
But any time when it's necessary.
It's like, you're my friend, we're going to put a 40 million volume into a token.
Guti-a-Van Shad, mother shud.
Wait, how do you know the swear word books?
Loda.
Whoa.
Loda.
Because I'm Punjab, not Gujarat.
Oh, and you know the difference too.
Okay, you're impressing me now.
My grandmother is Hindi.
You know, with that accent, I can't even tell if you're lying.
You know, the thing about books is that sometimes he's just a Hindu
trying to do the best that he can do.
Did you just make that up? What the hell?
Why is that people talking?
Books, are you glitching out as well now?
Everything is glitching out, everything is glitching out.
Everybody wants to say glitching, glitching, glitching.
No glitch. Everything is glitching.
Step, did you meet Momo?
Yo, books, kind of off topic, but did you hear that I did, uh, when we got down to 999, 999 minutes left, that I did 99 bottles of beer on the wall?
Yes.
That I committed that I committed
I committed live on spaces and we did it
like from 99 down to 1?
down to 0
you're sick brother
he said a carnival
but we got it done
yeah space kiddie was there.
Yeah, listen, they got the mints.
I'll tell you how much.
They got the mints.
They got the mints.
I was like, here's what we're going to do.
Here's what they're going to do. I told them, you guys got to stop bitching at Azadi to mint.
If you don't bitch at him to mint, he mints.
And not only does he mint, he's more of a valuable asset to get other
people to mint. He's one of the best at doing this, if not the best in the space at minting marathons.
That's my boy. And it's been a while since I joined a community. And it's been a while since I stood on business
you could have got me 50 million instead of the other faggots my friend
I didn't know you motherfucker when you were in Vegas with your jet I said you
should stop by and you were too busy turning up
pussy popping on a handstand. That was too pussy. I had to get it.
It was on the private jet
and he said
Durka Durka.
Durka Durka
Durka Durka
Durka Durka Durka
Durka Durka Durka
Durka Durka
Oh my gosh.
There is again.
Crazy.
Books, that's an actual song.
Have you been listening to Indian music recently?
No, I can't really hear the actual song.
But my...
That's him.
He's back.
Dude, Books. that's him he's back dude books i put on i put on socks and you know after what comes after i put on socks i put on shoes and you know how often i put on shoes fucking like three times a year
fuck yeah putting on shoes right now dude fucking fucking, here we go. That means I'm going somewhere, where am I going?
Not as cool as you would think, but you know, going somewhere.
Hell yeah.
You're going to get you some Momo.
Yeah, I'm going to be telling everybody.
Where are those shoes going? Where are those fancy shoes going?
I'm putting on the Alexander McQueen's right now.
Life hack, if you're 5'10,
they make you 6'1". It's like a push-up offer, man. That sounds like it's for your health.
If you put in charge of Alexander McQueen's results to make you a little bit taller,
it'll make you a little bit taller. I don't want to talk like this anymore because we're trying to get mints, not make everyone scared to buy. Oh, okay.
We're just doing it, you know?
We're doing it.
But I didn't know that the White House announced next week as crypto week.
We got a whole week apparently now.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, I get that the gays have a whole month.
I'll take what I can get for the moment.
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, we're going to push it up though.
We're going to push that week to a month at some point.
But next week is our week, which feels pretty bullish.
You know, and the more people that...
You know what it is, dude?
A lot of people are out right now at Saint-Tropez,
just getting it, you know?
Fucking string up their butt cheeks, just...
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Imagine you not take a leak for a week
because you got chlamydia from a freak.
Yep, but then you come home and you take medicine, and then you get all better, right? because you got chlam there's a space with 2,000 people in it Dirk or Dirk or because they've been building well no one else give a fuck about Twitter spaces
Oh we can go listen to Kay Money and talk about his opinions on social media and streaming
Even though they couldn't bust a fucking grape in a fucking food fight when it comes to fucking making viral content
Fucking fuck or we can just vibe out and talk about MoMo
MoMoney I need Joe Money I need MoMoney I need Joe Money MoMoney more problem content fucking fuck or we survive out talk about Momo mo money Joe money any
moment I need gentleman yeah you know what I want to do is push my monocle up
and give an opinion on the pump fundraise because I've got an opinion
and these people need to hear it is everyone here my opinion is my turn and i'm also gonna be a dick about it
no we don't actually care i shake shake shake it and give it a tap it got caught in her flap
so i caught the clap hey guys i put 500 into the pre-sale it's now worth 750 dollars i'm pro trader
The presale is now worth $750. I'm a pro trader.
Don't use Big Gulp Cup, motherfucker.
Don't use Big Gulp Cup. Big Gulp Cup only for a fountain soda.
Loda.
Hey guys, Alon's just an absolute beast.
It's not like he got completely fucking lucky and fucking with a shitty autistic website
that required actual innovators to build blocks even fucking navigated or whatever
I'm saying and like obviously he's on the Mount Rushmore genius. He's not a scammer
I'm standing on business for real art dude
I'm saying if you don't make money off art I make my all my money on make off of art dude. I've been living off art
For almost 10 fucking years now as a main source of
income shout out colombo who knows what i'm talking about so it's like even my foyer into
crypto was because of art people were like hey we're getting an exchange listing tomorrow can
you make us a flyer i'm like yeah what does the exchange what does that mean you know that's how
it started uh as with the listing so anyway once i understood
what was happening you know here i am but a lot of this fucking nft i'm here for the art chatter
that happens when the wagging vibes turn on you know i'm gonna be like that's that art dude that's
chat gbt sora okay uh that's not art dude that was the Fiverr artist who drew some thick lines because you think thick
lines make good PFPs, according
to Frank. We saw how that turned out.
Okay, now,
none of that shit looks cool on a
fucking bag or a shirt.
I like my CryptoPunk,
but it ain't gonna look cool
spinning on my fucking rims on my fucking Rolls Royce.
You know what I mean? But you could take any
fucking five of the
four of the pfps i got from motion and literally hydro what do they call it when you remember
somebody mocked it up i forget who did that i think it was tricky right it looked actually hard
as somebody photoshopped my rims as if we dipped them in motion art which you could do
you could literally use this shit anywhere.
That's real art, bro.
When it's actually dope and it's fresh, and girls are like,
yo, can I get a plushie? Can I get a t-shirt?
Are you making a bag? I keep asking for the duffel.
You know what I mean?
And what do I know?
I only live in a graffiti-painted mansion,
and I'll drop Lambos worth of paint all over my house,
but people don't get the weird flex,
so I had to buy $800,000 Rolls Royce,
so you know what it is.
Anyway, but like, you know,
I definitely like unique cool shit,
and bragging about my fucking wealth aside,
that's soft shit all about me being dope,
is that motion's actually sick, right?
Like, which is why,
fucking even though I told myself,
I'm not gonna do
whatever one thinks i'm gonna do i mint a hundred more nfts like i've been doing for years
i did it anyway you know 45 in we got somewhere to go but i'm watching you i'm watching you
you know you got a niche i gotta scratch it you know there's nothing like
post mint clarity you ever just mint a bunch of nfts and you're like oh i don't smoke cigarettes
but if i did i'm imagine that's like when i would need a cigarette you know oh fuck by the way if
avani laughs one more time if something i'm saying it doesn't follow me i'm gonna fucking crash out
well actually i was hoping gonna fucking crash out well actually
I was hoping you'd crash out because I'm kind of into it and then if you do a little bit more
maybe I will you know you know the thing with the thing that makes me really upset you know what else
you know and I really grinds my gears when I don't know I feel like that wasn't as good as
that one earlier you were really. This one feels a bit forced
Damn, well, you haven't really seen me crash up we crash out on some kids so hard the other night
Oh, I did rather that he was like I think the only thing that saved him was Columbo's reasoning
Columbo came into a space and I was just lighting this nft bag holder up
I was like you fucking he's like you made a million dollars off back You did it and I was like shut your bitch ass up you like yeah, I didn't make two million
I was being fucking nice
You know I mean and I think it's people like you that are the fucking problem
What you think I was gonna round-trip fucking millions of dollars you fucking cunt you know I'm saying
I'm still holding two percent want me to see your fucking chart go to zero shut your bitch ass up
Motherfuckers like you need a fucking thing you're like your goddamn stars but i was like actually fucking tilt on tilt you know what i'm saying and he was like
no you're just an asshole i was like we're not talking about whether i'm an asshole or not we're
talking about the fact that i'm a bull ex fucking partner and i'm the only fucking name partner in
the fucking discord for a fucking reason because i make charts turn the color fucking of my
triple punk's hair motherfucker and that ain't a fucking goddamn secret
i feel like all of this was said but in your head and really you were like yes i will do as you say no you guys colombo
colombo did he say yes i would do as you say really
bro is colombo talking nah i think Columbo is pleading the fifth.
He's saying that actually he's telling you what you did.
Columbo keeps it real dude.
Columbo keeps it too real sometimes.
Why everybody butter Columbo mother fucker?
No fucking fucker.
Oh I'm sorry.
Books are you missing some attention?
Do we need to give you some love over there?
What are they buttering butter like Columbo?
You never turned a fudder into a butter.
I'm just telling you by the end of the whole thing he was like, thank you sir. Can I have another?
I think books have competition on the accent
Nah, you know, I got Indian books down all day. Katie was there. Katie was there who else was there?
Katie was texting me that she almost peed herself
Wait, I almost peed myself from when i was going off on that nft guy
oh yeah that was funny you're like i'm a better trader than you that's just how it is
and i'm sorry for you yeah no no it was hilarious because he just told the truth
and the truth i'm gonna say that avani's never actually seen me like fully crash out
she's only seen like me fake crash out my my real crash outs are fucking
you know loud well well put together and loud yeah yeah you you are on point you pretty much
like it's like you scripted it out ahead of time but it just like
flows off the tongue and the other person just like well you know what you were a bad person
before and you're like okay we're not talking about that talking about trading oh what's next
i i want i can't wait for the next one it's just not going to be on me it's going to be on somebody
else but i can't wait for it it's like It's like a good pastime, you know?
As I'd crash out one-on-one.
I should teach a course on it.
Like, so first thing you need to do is take a deep breath.
And while you're taking that deep breath,
think of like 20 things that you could say
that are gonna be really funny,
but be very angry when you do it.
Listen here, motherfucker!
Wait, did you just stop? I was waiting for the rest of that.
I have nothing to crash out about. I love everything about this space. You got books here, emotions here,
Columbo's here, fuck hot chicks on stage.
Only thing I'm fucking upset about is you, who I was on your fucking stage the other day,
has decided that you don't want to hit the follow button, even though...
I'll be totally honest with you.'t want to hit the follow button even though
I'll be totally honest with you I like to tease people a little bit about it
yeah you like to stand out like to be different like to be let me see how hot
you are let me zoom in hold on a second
your dude's gonna so roast me and I can feel it
no no no oh look at the puppy and shit damn I would let her stand on the fucking middle part of the couch.
You know what I mean?
She wouldn't be on the floor.
She also would not be on the top rack, but she'd definitely be on the couch.
Which is, you know, that's an accomplishment.
First up.
Oh, so I get couch privileges.
Yeah, well, there's levels to the game.
There's levels to these little boo-boos.
Wait, what level is the couch at?
Is there a higher level?
The top of the couch?
The back?
You also have to have a good balance for that
and the right shoes, you know?
I won Best Couch Dancer 2011, 2012, 2013.
Would have had it, but I went to prison.
But, you know, there's always next year.
Wait, did you really go to prison? Yep.
For what?
Allegedly
being the biggest pimp
Las Vegas has ever seen. But it beat the case, came home,
got a bunch of cops fired. So, on
paper, technically, if you're punching a guy
so hard in the face, his orbital shattered.
My left hook is
sturdier than it looks.
However, I think the real reason is because i
fucking talk so much shit that it gets under people's skin and they feel like they do something
about it i've yet to see you talk your ish so uh once i do maybe i'll believe you but right now i
think you're like a cuddly little panda 99 of the time and that works almost every time right like that's like the vibe i was getting
like 100 i definitely you know not the baby not the baby you guys remember that dinosaur show
that was the best not the mama that's what he used to say not the baby not he said not the mama
the little pink plushy dinosaur that i would be that
if it grew up the pink plushy dinosaur are we talking about mr blobby no you gotta look it up
there was a television show called dinosaurs right and there was the baby, and then he would scream, not the mama.
Oh, the one that looks like Play-Doh.
Is he made out of Play-Doh?
See, all the old heads in the room know exactly what I'm talking about,
but you got to be like exactly 40 enough to understand.
Otherwise, this is going to go over your head.
Yeah, I recall this from when I was a kid, but I'm not i just turned 40 it's fucking crazy i feel 27 i feel like 40 is prime same i think people in their 40s are hella young because you
got people over here living past 100 nowadays yeah because it's like i'm in my mid-20s and
it's like i feel like all of like the men like my age are definitely not men and yeah i feel like 40 is definitely prime like maybe like mid-30s
late 30s 40s yeah yeah i definitely i definitely just turned 40 which is a weird thing to say
and then i uh i take a lot of nad and other supplements to undo whatever's happened. You know what I mean?
We're going the other way biologically, even though, you know,
and all my friends look like they're fucking 25, but they're all like 43.
I'm the only. Are you talking about NAD plus?
Yep.
Through your veins or do you mean supplements?
I'm doing it all.
Wow.
Good job.
Peptides, NAD+, algodithine, thymine, you know, all the things.
Is there anything that you're not in?
Trouble.
I'm not in trouble.
Which is nice for once, you know?
It's good to have, you'm not in trouble. Which is nice for once, you know? It's good to have, uh, you know,
no trouble.
I feel like you want to be in trouble, though.
Hmm.
Like, just enough that I can say
sorry and we can make up about it, you know?
Like, not the type of trouble that, like,
involves consequences.
I feel like
we just stole this whole space
from books.
Everything in moderation.
No, books is...
I think they're supposed to be on a phone call.
But you gotta know, the one thing about me
is this is like a WWE tag match.
You know? Like, if they were cooking for a minute
and I showed up, it's like an unofficial like,
let them in! And I'm just like, you know,
rock around the ring for a minute, and then they'll come back and i'll tag back out you
know you'll be right oh i feel you i do the same thing yeah you know the admin flow you know the
dealio who the the motion just talk yeah for real i thought it was just like an empty person there
Yeah, for real. I thought it was just like an empty person there
Motion, do you have something to say to the group?
Motion come true
Nah, it's impossible for Motion to talk, guys
He just said brr-brr-brr
No way
He mumbled
No, no, Motion was here
I swear to God, he went
He didn't say anything, per se, you're right
But he said
Impossible
Yeah
Yeah, book see
Would you mean book see?
He's a meme. No See definitely New Yorker. I don't have access to that shit. He's a mew mew mew.
It's Booksy.
He's definitely a New Yorker.
I heard a yo in there.
Yo, Momo.
It's too good.
The name is good.
Everything is good.
I want mo money.
I want your money.
100%. Yo, I got a treat for you guys.
And then I'm out of here.
Ready?
Oh, yeah.
Would you guys rather a La Momo or a La Bo boobie la momo la momo where the hell are you going like just off to the side you can't leave bro you can't
leave if you leave well how the fuck we gonna get 60 mints like we did yesterday. Did we get 60? Like 50? Damn, I wasn't even trying.
I was like...
You say you're going to mint 10,
you attract 50.
Yeah, yeah.
I didn't even stand on business.
I'm not going to lie.
I did see 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Which, you know,
I might do again right now if somebody doesn't mint five, which you don't really want that, because I'm gonna do it the boring way this time, not the funny way.
So, I might need five mints so I don't do it, you know?
So if they mint five right now, you're gonna mint 20, you said? I didn't hear you.
I did not say that. I did not say that.
I heard something, but I don't know what I i heard i'm gonna agree with books i believe that's
what i had too 482 owners we went from 464 to 482 we're at 20.3 unique holders which is really
really good for this mint size like really good yeah Yeah, somebody was talking shit and I fucking was talking shit back.
I don't know if you saw that.
How much money does that person have?
Probably none, but that's not the point.
The point is they were talking shit
and I listed out, I said,
they said good art that's overpriced,
sure, Azadi.
I said one, you don't follow me.
Two, you don't know me.
Three, you went out of your way to flood what I do
with my money buying art from real artists I have no issue supporting.
Four, and who are you to say what the art is worth or not worth?
Also, a side note, fuck your mother.
Azadi, check the pinpost and tell me that person that was talking shit.
Can they do what I did in the pinpost?
Is it a new pinpost or the one that's been up there?
Like, it's a new pinpost.
Like, well, even that welcomed Momo to this earth.
Wow.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, whoever be talking, man, it's all bullshit.
It's all bullshit.
Wow.
It's really good.
They talk just to talk, but they can't walk the walk because they ain't got the money to leave the house.
It's $100 to leave the house nowadays.
By the way,
it is.
The valet, I spend at least $200
every time I leave the house.
Jesus Christ.
Is the valet holding you at gunpoint or something?
We gotta take care of our people.
What do you mean?
You think you could park at $800,000 WIP and not tip a 100?
That just like not... doesn't work.
I feel like I'm giving you more reasons to just brag about all the cars you have here.
Cars?
Cars.
Ain't got no cars.
Got a Momo.
How much is the Momo?
So much.
You can't even, you know, it's got no price tag.
Market hasn't decided yet.
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me flowers I desire.
I know I'm not selling my Momo.
So, priceless.
By the way, there's no excuses.
You're in Web 3, right?
You're in Web 3 where you can turn like two Solana into $2 million if you're willing to break your neck.
So, you know, how you do that, like, that's like up to you, you know?
But there's really no excuses about the money conversation we're not even something about that i was explaining why the valet costs money i'm
not really trying to brag and that's the problem that's what the other guy was upset about right
he was uh upset that you know the facts of life sound like bragging when your facts don't stack
up against my facts and that's just you know not fair facts of life sound like bragging when your facts don't stack up against my facts. And that's just, you know, not fair. It's not fair to hold me.
I love you. Have I just found your little button to get you angry?
I'm not even angry. I'm sipping this strawberry banana keto-friendly energy drink while
sticking my pinky out with a Jason and Beverly Hills diamond encrusted fang ring on it
and responding to the fact that that's just a fact of what I'm doing at the moment, right?
Which has nothing to do with the fact that I'm more interested in the color of socks I have on right now
or matching my shoes the way I'd like them to.
So I might change that before carrying on with this conversation
with this conversation and concluding that it's not bragging if that's just what's happening
and concluding that it's not bragging if that's just what's happening.
i feel like saying that you're completely bragging just to make you keep going because
i'm enjoying this but what color are your socks and your shoes please yeah you're not gonna like
it i thought i could get away with it so i wear low-cut socks and my shoes are red and white with
some black fringe and i'm wearing blue socks.
But I thought the socks would be low cut enough that I wouldn't notice it.
And that was my bed.
So now I have to take off my shoes, go get a pair of white or black socks.
Which are upstairs.
So I have to go up my stairs, which are like climbing Mount Kilimanjaro across my Italian marble fucking staircase.
Go into my fucking room, walk fucking another 30 steps
in my closet, which is bigger than your bedroom more than likely, find the fucking socks, get the
right color, take off the current socks I have, put on those socks, walk by, you know what I mean,
just to come back to drinking this beverage. And that sounds like a three and a half to four and
a half minute detour of my fucking life.
Just because of the color of my...
You know?
And that's crazy.
That's a crazy problem to have.
It's a good problem.
It's a first world problem.
It's on here.
Take the socks.
Take the socks.
Go upstairs on your marble floor and do a a moonwalk and record it for us.
I dare you.
If it's like the one or two times a year you do it.
Do a moonwalk.
What if he really sucks at the moonwalk?
He won't.
He can do it.
The moonwalk?
Not at my current weight.
But if I lose another 50 pounds,
I can moonwalk fucking across my whole property.
I'm light on my feet.
Somehow you can sneak and move backwards.
Come on.
I'm just saying.
I'm too heavy.
I'm too heavy to be moonwalking right now but I used to cut a rug you know how heavy are you Zaddy? I'm 260 no sorry 360 pounds but I look like probably like
250 and at 280 I look like 190. 25 stone isn't that bad huh 25 stone isn't that bad for a guy
and i'm assuming you're like 5 9 5 11 something like that yeah i'm like 5 10 but i don't know
who 25 stone is but i'm definitely too heavy right now he's doing too much but a lot of it's
prison muscle from back in the day so it's not as bad as it sounds
it's just under there and then you look bigger because
the fat on top anyway whatever doesn't matter who gives a here's the deal and it's a big deal
i'm in my closet i can't find the socks now
that's how often i don't wear socks oh wait i found them you know why i couldn't find them
i forgot i only wear new socks i throw the little ones i wore away so i didn't open the case got it
i'm gonna bring this whole case downstairs so next time we have this problem it's not a problem and i'm sure everyone here is fucking
riveted about my sock problem right and my fucking current weight and before you fucking start with
the fat jokes just know i've been a big guy since i was fucking in grade school so you know what i
mean yeah i gotta lie can't lie to you i get hotter women more
than all the fucking dudes with six ass running around Vegas you know what I mean
so obviously being festively plump and treating everyday holiday if something works about it okay
I think it's just your personality you're quite funny and you got kind of like a good
sense of I don't know you got you got a vibe going on
that's what it is
confidence that's it you have confidence confidence is a whole thing you know what it is no matter who
you talk to hot not hot skinny not skinny whatever you ever notice that like after a while once you
like somebody you don't see any of that?
Because I've dated plenty of hot chicks.
That shit does not keep me around.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, yo, it was cool in the beginning.
It was hot and everything.
But you kind of suck, bro.
Yo, same.
You start looking at them like you don't like them no more.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what you look like.
After a minute, everybody gets used to everything.
I agree, bro.
You're both out here just smashing fast, aren't you? It doesn't matter what you look like after a minute, everybody gets used to everything. Alright, where you go.
You're both out here just smashing first, aren't you, before getting to know them?
I mean, yeah. 100%.
I mean, I've never smashed anything before. No, my last doorframe, I didn't smash for like six months.
But I've only had two women in my life that have ever had the title girlfriend, so.
I feel like you're disregarding a bunch of them, so you can just say you've only had two.
Oh, there's thousands that I'm disregardinging but only two of them have been my girlfriend yeah you're not wrong
but I feel like you need to lend some of your girls to books over here he was
talking about how he was a virgin earlier yeah I think books is like getting married or something
yeah I've had like two people that I've like had the title of like being my boyfriend
like yeah everyone got super young dude look at every girl ever on instagram
has any of them ever posted their mans like no like you like a very small amount of them
i guess i've always been posted i've never not posted. I don't know what it feels like to be a guy
Yeah, if you if you like don't get posted as a dude, I'm like, yeah, that's crazy work You know I'm saying I told my side chick not to show off like what's yours?
Yeah, I do you I gotta tell people like you can't post me like that you can't post in my house
Uh, I can't follow you because people you stalking who I'm following and shit, you know
Instagram politics crazy, you know, I don't need my long-term fans looking up your fucking SSN and shit
Oh my god, I found pair white socks so much better and we're back to where we were
Four and a half minutes ago.
Yeah, we did it everybody.
Aren't you satisfied?
Thank you, I'm here for 30 minutes a day.
Thank you, that's my time.
You made it.
Guys, if somebody commit a motion for the absolute fucking clinic I'm putting on in fucking autistic space fucking entertainment, I would appreciate it.
As a little thank you to books and the motion community for getting me here.
You know, getting me to come on Twitter spaces is not an easy thing.
Whether it's as me or a robot, it's not something you're going to see often.
But when you do see it, it is a magical experience.
I won't lie to you.
Now, for those of you who don't enjoy my cup of tea, that's okay.
I'm strong, you know, and I'm not for everyone.
But if you enjoy it, I don't like anybody that doesn't like IZ80.
IZ80.
He's the type of guy that says, I ran.
I ran to the store.
Caffeinated, hydrated, freshly ejaculated, locked, cock, and ready to cock, Melly.
It's like a tribe called Quest.
It's got to be all the things.
Did you just make that up?
Or is that like your cat phrase?
Some of it's made up.
That is phrase.
Some of it's a phrase.
He always says that.
I do say that one.
But there was a time when I just made it up.
That's so Izadi.
Crazy.
Do you have any other catchphrases there, Izadi?
Here's the deal.
And it's a big deal.
Did you know that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that if you stay lit, you don't have to get that way?
Here at Graffiti Mansion, first we paint, then we party, then we party, then we paint.
Them's the rules.
I may have made them up, but I still follow them.
Don't forget, that's two parties before you paint and then paint again, which is also two paints before you party.
And if you stay lit, you don't have to get that way.
So, remember before you hit my email, it's big deals only.
You know that somebody that you know, Books, sent me a fucking email with a proposal by the way since we're on the subject of some
fucking thing with a thing which doesn't come with a budget and I'm not gonna say
who it is but I use chat GPT and I said make the longest most annoying
articulate response that you can keep it polite they keep it long and annoying. And it just is like... All the reasons why I don't tap dance.
I love my...
What'd they say to you?
I didn't have to find the email, but something to the effect of like,
we could create a show about, you know, the history of me.
Because I just know everything about everything when it comes to NFT projects and meme coins.
And they wanted to make a show crafted around OG OG projects and how do they get to where they're at and like doing reviews.
And that was like, so there's like a budget for this.
Like there's millions of dollars involved.
I was telling something earlier today.
I'll probably get like three to five emails a week offering me like somewhere between like five and $15,000 for appearances and I turned them all down and the guy was like why and I was like
because game is to be sold not fucking told and I'm not selling it for fucking that cheap
that's a fact I agree think I'm gonna come here? Look at the little game I gave Trev.
Now I love Trev, but he's out there being like,
actually, you know what I think?
Blah, blah, blah, regurgitated his audio opinions.
You know, like, you know, respect.
But it's like, you know, like,
can't be given out all these thoughts for free, dude.
I definitely like where that kid has gone, though.
100%.
Like, mental. Yeah%. I like it.
I hope that talking to us on those streams and the phone calls is what set them straight.
Or maybe he's just a smart kid.
I don't know.
He's a smart kid, y'all, too.
You got to think.
Definitely us talking to him, but he's also a smart kid.
At first, he didn't see this until we showed him.
You understand?
I think he got his eyes open when he came to the crib.
And I was like, when he came to the crib
and I was just like, I gave him a lot of game.
I was like, from talking to us
for sure, and then he came to the crib
and seen it in person,
people can talk a lot of shit on the internet.
But you know what you're going to do when you come to my house?
Is ask for a fucking selfie.
Like any good fan would.
You're not gonna have no ego at the door.
That's for goddamn sure.
And I don't have ego either.
But I'm just saying like, you know.
I'm like, bro.
This is social media right here.
This is art.
Social media.
This is what this does.
You know?
I agree, bro.
I agree.
Did you meet Momo?
I haven't formally introduced.
However, I would like to take him to a dinner.
Maybe Delilah at the Wynn or something.
Maybe meet up at Zero Bond and have a little cocktail at a bar.
A little virgin daiquiri.
Days of Dirt.
Everybody wants to know, Azadi, how does your hair look so fabulous?
Everybody's asking me
Azadi, how is your hair
Just the coolest shit I've ever seen
On the west coast
Days of Dirt, ladies and gentlemen
The secret's out
Use the link that's not in my bio
To get yours today
Yo, Azadi, we're at the hardest part Of the mint right now, right? Yeah It's not in my bio to get yours today.
Yo, Izadi, we're at the hardest part of the mint right now, right?
Yeah.
Or this is the hardest part?
Why?
We passed the hardest part?
Yeah, the middle is the hardest part.
Now you're at the part where it's like all the people who fuck with you have spent money, right?
So they either have to go make more money so they can mint more, right? Or they got to start going and getting one to two people each.
But the next 400 minutes, 500 minutes will be, I wouldn't say the hardest.
I think you already made it to the hardest part.
But once you get down to like that last 500 minutes, it's full of money from there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy, copy, copy.
So we just got to get through the next like four or five hundred
with whatever incentives you have to do or just marathon it out you know suddenly people are
gonna make money i think the next week is gonna be good you know i think people don't understand
yet that they should be rotating money to nfts you know it with the it like oh by the way let me just
you know it with the it like oh by the way let me just like 10% of your
portfolio right fuck you money it goes to NFTs you know but it's a great
fucking multiplier for sure and so people are like oh NFTs are dead or
entities will never be this and never be that well I don't know how many if you saw
the sweeps that were going on with apes and and paying ones today and stuff but
people are making money and people are standing on business and they're
collecting things and a crypto punk cost more than a bitcoin for a reason you know
what i mean and so you know like the the multiplier on your native tokens or whatever the nft is is
great so you have to ask yourself why you're buying why do i buy motion because one it didn't make a
fucking dent when i bought two because I like the fucking art.
Three, because I like you.
Four, because I like Columbo.
And five, because even if I didn't like you motherfuckers, I'm pretty sure you're going to send it to the goddamn moon.
Right?
Because I've seen you send tokens to 100 mil.
I've fucking sat with you as you've done other mints.
I've seen you support other people who didn't support you back.
I've seen you fucking willing to grind fucking 16 hours a day without fucking stopping and you're doing a bunch of shit that i know that i'm not
willing to do and so i'd rather invest into you and let you turn my fucking you know two solana
into 40 or whatever it's gonna be you know 100 even right i can see happening because once the
what people don't understand about the bull run is it is
it's going to shock you and you forget what it feels like and it's not that long of a thing
and there's going to be just two months where everyone makes so much money that even
the ego is going to be crazy for a minute but then they'll be wag me vibes and everyone's
going to be right and i told you my token was gonna pump yeah everyone's tokens gonna pump right
so everyone's gonna make so much
money that's like native to this that even the idiots are gonna have money and then they're all
gonna be running around wanting to display their wealth and they're not and they're so desperate
for twitter attention and clout that they're gonna buy things that represent that which by the way
it's fine right like more people see my 200 000 rare crypto punk on a daily basis
than see my rolls royce you know what i mean like you know in a way it makes more sense to have
digital assets that represent wealth and create opportunities for you my crypto punk has paid for
itself already right i would say that my emotions have already paid for themselves between me and
you sharing alpha right so it's like you have to ask yourself why you know you're buying nfts i buy nfts because i think it's a good
multiplier on my native token i buy nfts because if the community is solid and the founders are
fucking lit and there's good communication you know there's either money through the community
or money through the founders or both and you know like you have to look at the grind i'm in a lot of projects where the founders
don't talk to us and don't don't fucking show love and don't give alpha about a bunch of other
things i mean you should i think books called gob token at 500k and it went straight to 38 million
so if you were in the space and you were native to trading and had your finger on the
trigger while listening there's no reason you shouldn't have got in a wrap by like
five million market cap right maybe even three if you were quick so if you were good at trading
and you were paying attention and you got a bunch of heads up for months you could have got in at
three to five you could have exited at fucking 30 and made a lot of money,
which would have been more than anything you ever spent on the motion.
And therefore the motions don't matter.
Right.
So it's like, you got to realize that the value.
And then once you have people like that, like me, that are like, oh yeah,
I paid off all my goblins.
I paid off all my fucking emotions.
I paid off.
I'm in the black on everything.
That's why I can maintain being a top holder in projects.
Right.
Without ever fucking worrying about the NFT. Cause I take the airdrops i take the free shit i take
the alpha and the clout from it all and the networking from it all and that pays me way
more money than like just flipping the asset right now give me some reason why i think you're a
fucking cunt you know i'll fucking nuke the entire bag right but like you know i books has been doing
this thing for long enough i watched them from afar now i watch them up close and you know, I'll fucking nuke the entire back, right? But like, you know, Books has been doing his thing for long enough.
I watched them from afar, now I've watched them up close.
And, you know, like I respect Columbo as an artist.
I've known him for four years.
The art's actually dope.
Take them both out of the equation.
The art's dope on its own, right?
You can tell people about it.
They're like, oh, that's fucking interesting.
You know, like there's just, you know, a lot of...
And then there's a whole network of people that I didn't know
who are very nice to me now and fucking DM me things all day.
And even though I fade 90% of it, doesn't mean I don't look at it.
You know what I mean?
So I always tell people, DM me whatever you want.
Like if I'm wired in, I'm going to fucking look at it, you know?
So I think.
You're telling me you're just ignoring your DMs, but everyone should mint a motion and a momo.
Well, you get the momo if you mint the motion, but yeah.
But I don't ignore my DMs.
I just ignore responding to you.
Oh, wow.
So I can't DM you then.
Okay, I won't never DM you, never follow you,
because you'll never respond.
If the alpha's good, I'd be like, fuck yeah.
You'd get a little flex emoji from me, you know?
If the alpha's trash, zero response.
I'm not gonna educate you on why your alpha's trash, I'm just gonna let you believe in you.
You know? I don't wanna fudge your bags or fuck up your vibe.
Gotta let you breathe, kid.
I could be wrong. I'd breathe kid. I could be wrong.
I'd be wrong.
I'd be wrong about shit.
I fade shit.
I'm like, oh shit.
Should've fade him.
Next time they fucking send me a message, I'd look at it closer.
You know?
That's how I'll be.
I might.
So no one should be fading at motion right now.
What else is there to mint that's worth the fuck?
I mean, that's the other thing, right?
It's like, what else?
No one else is doing it, right? They said, you know what we're gonna do we're gonna do twitter spaces
which is not the meta currently and we're also gonna mint the fucking nft project uphill which
is not the meta which is gonna create fucking diamond-handed motherfuckers because we're gonna
grind it out instead of waiting until it is the meta and doing a cash grab like every other faggot
in the space is gonna do and they're like by the way before
Books was like hey, we're doing this we had like what eight different fucking other side quest hustles that we made money on
And then he's like by the way, I'm also gonna do this which is gonna make you money
Hey, you know, I'm saying I'm like, oh, okay cool. Yeah, why not?
but like
What am I gonna do go to abstract and mint more on chain heroes I already did that I flipped
that shit there's no that shit ain't gonna be around you know what I'm saying there's nothing
bro trust me they fucking used to fucking be like he's here I was one of the first people
verified an open seat I would come sweep fucking floors in 2021 thank fucking god he's here and
then also what a piece of shit.
When I was selling it, it was up 20x.
You know what I mean?
He ruined the project.
I'm like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Watch it all burn Elmo emoji and fire.
You know?
But it's like, emoji?
No, gif.
That was gif.
Jiffy?
Giffy?
Yeah.
But you know what I'm saying.
You've been there. Jify? Giffy? Yeah. But you know what I'm saying. You've been there.
Jiff.
Yeah, jiff.
Yeah, but like, there's nothing else to mint.
If it was the meta, you know, I'm a fucking beast.
I'm going to break out that verified OpenSea fucking badge, and I'm going to fucking
front-run Gary Vee, front-run Banks, you know what I mean?
I don't know why people are like, oh, Banks, who's famous because he dated
fucking Jake Paul's ex-girlfriend.
He's here.
That's like I do liquidity time.
You know what I mean?
So you gotta know the role.
But I digress to say,
yeah, you should mint motion
because no one's fucking doing it.
Who's doing it, bro?
Who's doing it?
Nobody's fucking doing it.
Right? You're like, oh, the haters will say it's the cash grab and the haters will say this later say that but you got
to remember i don't know why because i sure as fuck don't care you can say but this motherfucker
cares about winning he cares about being right you know i'm saying he wants to be right as a
motherfucker he loves to fucking show up these other nerds and da da da so i'll bet on this
motherfucker's ego all day bro you know i'm saying like I'll just keep it real with you. He got an ego about the shit
He wants to win. He hates the fucking faggots in web 3. He fucking punks him in person
You know I'm saying he likes going to the conferences and showing them what the fuck time it is and what it is
Know that you gotta respect it, bro
And if you don't respect it then you probably should go to the fucking doggy
Collection and hide over here in the corner and fucking tuck your fucking dick between your legs and say,
would you do me? I would do me.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know.
You can't fucking hang with us, bro.
Like, you can't call me on FaceTime if when the background doesn't have shooting stars in it.
Because when you call me on FaceTime,
you're going to see the goddamn fucking Draco constellation in my fucking roof.
You know what I mean? When you call me on FaceTime, you're going to see the goddamn fucking Draco Constellation in my fucking roof.
You know what I mean?
I don't want to hear what you have to say if you're calling me in the fucking... I can hear your fucking car going...
You know?
Unless you're a bad bitty that's like, please, daddy, help me.
I'm like, oh, maybe.
What's up?
Just call me zaddy.
You know what I mean?
Wait, did I go from Zaddy to Daddy?
Because, like, young Daddy is a Zaddy, right?
But now that I'm 40, did I upgrade to a D?
Or do I get to hold the Z?
Because I got that fucking
Della Mekka attitude.
I think you should always be Zaddy.
Oh, Zaddy, okay.
Yeah, I've been calling you Zaddy this entire time as well.
Yeah, but listen, Zaddy, when Moxion or Momo Oh, Izadi. Okay. Yeah. I've been calling Izadi this entire time as well. Yeah.
But listen, Izadi, when, when, uh, motion or Momo or motion plus Momo on the perfect dimension.
When?
You know, what's crazy about that?
Is that like, Columbo's an artist, right?
Right.
Yeah.
And he gets paid to do his art right
So you're at it!
I know you start fighting with your grandkids!
I wanted to do it just cause!
Business is business, Stephanie!
I didn't call books to say,
Give me a hundred free motions!
I paid for them, right?
Hey, breathe.
I'm chilling.
I would like to apologize for my outburst.
I was just having a panic attack and I don't think it's my fault.
I think it's the fucking energy drink.
I feel like that is you very far.
You're literally acting out and you need to have a little nap or something.
I don't know.
No, I got my shoes on.
I feel like that was the calmest kiss sound in this entire space that was pretty I think it was pretty reasonable yeah very reasonable
oh my god I don't think that was I think it was a I'm caffeinated that's for sure
I think it's the excitement from all this motion going on.
That's what's happening.
But you know, it's a common question, Stephanie.
You know, and I have a common answer.
Why do you always call me Stephanie?
You always call me Stephanie.
Not me.
You call me Stephanie.
Steph.
Why are you always calling me Stephanie?
Like you're my dad.
It's like your parents call you your full name.
You live in the Netherlands. I need you to send some...
When they want to whoop your ass as a kid, you did something bad.
I need you to tell all the Netherlands fours to come visit me in Vegas because there are tens over here.
What?
Huh?
The tens of me?
Are you like literally...
No, I'm saying all the women that are like fours in the Netherlands, they're like a ten in America.
Just send them this way. Tell them to come visit. No. Yeah, the name. Yeah, I get it
Yeah, let's talk about things that matter
That's why go keep it short Steph
Yeah, alright Steph. Yo Steph. I'm just saying can a brother. Yeah, I can a brother get paid to do what he does best paint party party paint
Do it all pink listen the biggest mistake pump one ever made was not shooting your boy 30 million
Which is cheap by the way, I mean
If you get me out of retirement just start cooking up fucking videos again you shouldn't
Already made two different companies in web 3 over 100 milli. I don't hear
My I'm not hear I'm not fucking by the way doesn't exist without
your voice showing it right so there's like we're not even talking about that
shit we're talking about from all I like fucking bullet oh hold up we said people
yeah there is again yeah that's my fucking guy people's the best you're
dead your dad's favorite. He'll be back.
And I'll be there to push it. Yeah, you know. Yeah, I'll be there to push that shit.
Big mystery of the year. Who the hell is Beepoo bots? Listen, I'm not a developer. I'm just an entertainer. Okay? Anyways.
I can't...
You spilled it the other day, Izadi.
No, no.
Stop.
I am a DJ.
I am funny.
There you go.
I'm not a developer.
I'm not a developer.
I can't do crosschain...
You're a DJ.
I can't do crosschain BTC verifications
that do delegates to ETH wallets
that give you referral codes on fucking programs like SDKs.
I couldn't possibly do any of that.
I'm a big fucking idiot.
I'm a big fucking idiot who eats crayons and fucking, you know, paints his mansion.
How could I be a fucking the best developer in Web3?
It's not possible.
Of course you're not going gonna do it by yourself.
It's not possible, Steph.
It's not a thing.
Well.
Look, Avani left and didn't follow me, I'm gonna crash out.
Avni.
I'm checking out, yeah, that's my name.
Well done, Steph, you got it right.
See, daddy, how come she can do it and you can't? Well, since you're not on stage, what is it?
Following you, Fnate.
Avni?
Did you hear it?
Yes.
Fnate.
Zaddy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, addy, ad Guys, here's the thing. I'm not going to tell you what you know you need to do. I'm not going to tell you to take your finger out of your nose and touch the purple pill in the bottom right-hand corner.
I'm not going to tell you to at me and say something funny so I could chuckle later when I check my notifications.
I'm not going to tell you to do that.
I'm not going to tell you to tag me in your favorite emotions so I can admire your personal collection.
I'm not going to tell you to do any of that.
I am going to tell you.
What I need each and every one of you from front to the back,
side to the side, is to do two things for me, right?
I want you to go through the room, okay,
and look at anybody who's rocking Emotion PFP that you haven't seen,
and you just give them a follow.
If you've got Emotion, follow every person with Emotion.
Very important, okay?
The second thing that I would like you to do is I would like every one of you to personally message one person today that is not in the community.
And just be like, hey, I want to show you this art. Super dope.
Look at this thing. You don't have to sell them a car. Don't hit them with eight different reasons why.
It's amazing. All the things that are coming.
Just say, hey, have you seen this art that's super sick? It's literally made out of money. eight different reasons why you know it's amazing all the things that are coming just say hey have
you seen this art that's super sick it's literally made out of money look at look at this collection
it's fire right nor me it doesn't matter who it is just share the art with one person today
now i'm going to scroll through the room and i just need a heart emoji from everybody here five
times in a row to lock in the fact that you're actually listening to me and not just gonna have me up here flapping my gums for no reason okay one heart
emoji don't be cool and different and do the hundred emoji one heart emoji so i know you
actually give a shit okay you know i do that i know that's what i'm saying lifts are in it
eyes gonna do it mel meli's doing it you know a colin toot toot magneto avni's up to no good
colin's there colini's there um g wants to be different with 100 emoji but lens is dropping
the heart emoji so that's fire at aletus omar's got me locked in m Moses, Adam, Blake. Pyro. I know Pyro's got my back.
Yamaha's locking it the fuck in.
Trim's locking it in.
Double R.
That's my fucking guy.
He's locking it in.
Abarth, Blake.
Who else has got me?
Yeah.
MC all the way down there.
Elmer, who needs a follow?
I got you, Elmer.
All the way in the back of the room.
You know what I mean?
So, appreciate you guys.
If I missed you, just because I was scrolling.
Black fucking Jesus has got me. Blox has got me rob's got me you know i mean dimes fucking what's up dime you know i
don't know why dimes dimes did you kick my badge off because i didn't take you off um but anyway
uh you know fucking tallies got me fucking covered of course profiles got me covered of course
shout out fucking prof, right?
Shout out my Fortnite buddies.
Here's what I need you guys to do.
Take it serious.
You know, I know you guys hear a lot of shills on repeat.
Mint more, mint from a side wallet.
It gets repetitive, we get it, right?
I've been down this road a long time, a lot of times.
I've made a lot of money.
Millions and millions of dollars from crypto.
And I'm proof of a motherfucker who was like,
didn't know crypto, ignored people
showing me Bitcoin and 2K, got five grand,
loaded it up in my Meta mask,
bought some Ethereum four years ago,
and now I have, you know,
eight figure portfolio, right?
And so working on nine.
And like, all from five G's.
Right. So it's very, very possible to make a lot of money.
But you got it. I think I would attribute like I got I think Lucky or some cool people put me in the right coins and I make most of my money off coins.
But I get to those coins via NFTs. Right.
All my alpha comes from being part of dope NFT communities.
Some that are still around, some that are not, right? Like I caught Kockinu, for example, on AVAX, I like super early, right?
I made a thousand X last year on Kockinu. How? Because I bought an AVAX Ape, which is the first
NFT on fucking Avalanche. And I, that's what all the developers own. And it's pretty much,
it's basically a dev chat. I don't ever say a word in there because i feel like i'm privileged to just read what the fuck they're talking about
and anytime avalanche is ever bullish i see what they're fucking talking about and i fucking snipe
the fuck out right so you know like i can tell you story after story chain after chain and you
got these people in this community are very active motherfuckers from perps trading to meme trading
to you know what's going on with projects how to play it books is always breaking down macro to you
you know there's a lot of cool going on so just realize that like for example i'm sure yamaha has
been part of this community for a long time now because yamaha meant to the load
right i take his tweets more serious i would take his
dms more serious as opposed to i had no fucking clue that guy was a week ago right and that's
because he balled out on nfts right and so that type of shit matters in this space in this space
having nfts having a lot of nfts being a standout adding value to a community shit like that will
make you money because people will
take a liking to you and slip you a little alpha sometimes that they shouldn't have
right and that's how you come up the hardest
and nobody's doing it there's not one out here building a mint on nft with real alpha
constantly making plays week after week money in different ways different chains different things going on you know what i mean like you gotta look at that shit bro
people aren't keeping it real with you and i'm not even selling you a car like i don't get
anything from the mint i don't get anything you know i don't need money from books or alpha from
books but i fuck with the dude and i see what he's trying to do for you and like god bless him
because i promise you i'm not here to help you like that much you know what i'm saying but he actually wants to help you guys you know what i mean
so you know i've done my i've done what i've done for the space and people don't even know about it
you know what i mean and uh it is what it is and like as i'm talking people are probably talking
shit you know what i'm saying because people just are fucking hating ass poor motherfuckers
who don't want to see motherfuckers get money when and want to shape narratives and shit you know what i mean let's see uh airdrop
i feel like the only thing everyone's thinking about when you're talking is when you're going
to go on your next run yeah you like that part of the show oh i love that part of the show
yeah you like you when I lose my cool?
Yes, I like it when you lose your cool.
Alright.
Alright.
See how it is.
Well, for that reason I'm going to stay as cool as the other side of the pillow.
I feel like I could tempt you into raging.
I'm very good at finding people's buttons.
Is it like a tickle fight?
I've never lost a tickle fight, so you're gonna lose.
This is getting kinky real fast.
Listen, guys.
I'm trying to fucking... Hold on, dude.
I'm trying to fucking stay on topic to fucking hold on dude i'm trying to fucking stay
on topic here okay relax lady i know i'm just up here with all this chubby excellence just
fucking aura vibrating from the fucking ceilings right but here's the deal and it's a big deal
you're right you know you gotta lock in it's lock-in time this coming from a guy who's about
to hop in the fucking car and go to a children's
birthday party and be a good guy and fucking you know make their fucking day and do a little tap
dance waka waka you know but uh you know you need to lock in if you don't have to do and if you're
not locked in you need to clear the goddamn schedule so that you can lock in. You know what I mean? This is very important.
What the fuck is this?
Hello?
Yep.
Yeah, my co-host already given excuses to bail on me.
Yeah, yeah.
Talking about some kid's birthday party or some shit.
You know...
Yeah, you...
He was supposed to help me.
Yep, we were supposed to mint out today, and here he goes.
Kid's birthday party and all this weird shit.
I'm already fucking late.
He looks like a 40-year-old kid.
By the way, not only am I already fucking late, but let me ask you a question.
All right, I'll tell that snow cone sucker what you said.
Let me ask you a question, Book.
If you had a...
Yo, what's up, Dazadi?
Have you ever been to prison?
Me, never, man.
Okay.
I've never been in trouble in my life.
If you were in prison and somebody came to all your court dates and your parole hearings,
would you go to their kid's birthday party?
Well, I wouldn't be because I don't cause trouble.
I wouldn't be because I don't cause trouble.
Oh, but I'm under the hypothetical that you were.
Oh, but I'm under the hypothetical that you were.
I don't like hypotheticals, but for speaking in a hypothetical manner here, no, I would not ever find myself conversating or even affiliating with any convicts.
I'm saying,
so you're saying, fuck them kids and their birthday party.
If their dad is a criminal,
man, I'm not going.
I'm not the dad.
You said this guy was your co-defendant.
You're not even allowed to speak to your co-defendant.
You know Devin?
That's her daughter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Devin's daughter.
Devin's daughter?
Yeah. You know what? I would actually go yeah see
Now it's also to make sense and I gotta tell you
I won't tell her I put on fucking shoes, bro. Holy fuck
I know you want someone to clip that and send it to Devin now?
I gotta, luckily she doesn't fuck with Twitter.
I gotta fucking go, uh, to a fucking VR thing,
and like fucking, you know, shoot at fucking zombies or something.
I gotta go, you know what I mean?
I gotta fucking put a bunch of 13 year olds in the back of my fucking car
who are gonna touch everything.
Like I'm already booking an emergency detail appointment
you're definitely gonna need to do that yeah i'm it's terrible don't let them kids touch
your face either they'd be picking their ass and not washing their hands bro what kind of kids are
you two hanging around our little kids are dirty as hell, yo.
I'm hoping that they're getting to that age where it's, like, not like that.
I think they're, like, trying to be young ladies now.
You know?
So now I gotta show up and be the fucking cool uncle that's like,
What fucking boys are you talking to?
You know?
Katie caught staph infection last week on her forehead.
What?
No, I did not.
Some kid poked her in the head at the park.
That's funny.
What?
No, I did not.
There you are.
I thought you were farming.
I didn't know you were here.
I'm, I'm, well, you said spam emojis, and I didn't spam emojis because I knew I was going
to get, you know, a what.
I'm not going to say it again because then I'm just trying to be like, oh, this is what I'm doing.
But like this hairdresser is telling me crazy, awesome stories.
So I'm just a little bit in shock.
And but I still have my ear and I'm listening.
So when you say my name, I'm here.
And I heard Azadi's crash out.
It was amazing.
Books, where are you?
Not the mama.
Books, where are you?
Books, are you in a different state?
Different country.
Did I hear you're traveling?
I'm in Nepal.
No, you're not.
That's what I got.
No, you're not.
I'm visiting my family. Yes, I am.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is that?
Hmm?
The pin pose is
disturbing.
Not the mom.
Why?
If anybody doesn't know what I look like
and was wondering, that's 100% what I look like.
No, it is not. is my that's actually a picture of me in my pajamas
This is our this is a picture can we update this momo this? This is a picture of me on Casual Fridays.
The bike one's my favorite. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie.
One time, they tried
frame Azadi.
And I knew Azadi didn't have tattoos on his hand.
And they were trying to say,
oh, that's Azadi's hand.
For, like, someone that rug pulled and, like,
was bragging about it.
And I sent it to Azadi.
I'm like, Azadi, please respond to this
with a picture of your hand
so we can shut these faggots up.
Like, I know you don't have tattoos.
And he posted his hands
and it was some of the funniest
shit I've ever seen in my fucking life.
His hands are the funniest hands his feet are fucking funny
they look like giant baby hands
now we all want to see it i was like please don't post my hands
little sausages yeah they're like little vienna sausages dude Little sausages are so cute.
Yeah, they're like little Vienna sausages, dude.
Look at that chubby finger.
My fingers need to be set up.
It's funny.
I don't have knuckles.
You know what I mean?
I have indents.
It's fucking crazy.
You could go to my Instagram.
I think my hands are on there from yesterday's story because I was cooking a lot.
So you can go see me chopping onions.
I was self-conscious about my chop. you know i did it anyway are you trying to hand bait everyone because everyone does that on instagram where they take
pictures of their hands and try and bait the girls into looking at their hands and going oh i like
your hands no everything you're saying is factual i'm also very doxxed down to the address
and i have millions of followers on instagram which is there's a link in my bio if you want
to go check that out but i was posting a story yesterday of chopping onions and making food
and my chubby little hands are on there that's why i think yeah you're still real hand-baiting everyone. Yeah.
How many mints we at now?
We call it a handjob for a reason.
You guys need to fucking go tell a friend.
You know, we don't really worry about how many mints right now.
You need to go tell a friend, and I need to go to this birthday party and show these little kids Momo. And be like, hey, should I buy another 50 of these because Momo's gonna make it?
And if the kids are like, oh, that's cute, then I'm gonna probably do that.
So, you think about that while I'm gone.
I'm just thinking about the fact that you take your alpha from kids.
So like, as a social media content.
We didn't make y'all alpha right now.
Like as a 50 before I do.
Or you're going to be fucked.
Imagine social media.
Right?
Not listening to kids.
Like that's the number one thing that we did at Team 10.
Was like talk to people way younger than us.
Just trying to understand
what their humor was so we could make videos that would align with them or see what was going to be
cool so actually you should be taking alpha from kids because if kids think something's cool guess
what parents got to think it's cool and you guys who cuts the check swipes the card the parents
right so you know i i'd rather buy something kids kids think is cool way sooner than, you know, what some fucking middle-aged fuck thinks is cool.
Like, middle-aged people think, like, Call of Duty school or some shit, you know? Or, like, Birkins. Not one kid's like, Mom, I want a Birkin! Way more money in the boobos.
Way more money in the booboos.
I can't even disagree because that's 100% accurate.
Yeah, you've got to listen to kids.
Kids are like the future of the whole marketplace.
Coin and everyone else thinks they figured out out the puzzle you did not figure it out
i promise you you did not figure it out if you think it's the word that starts with an s
it's not it's not that word i think i cracked the code that word. I think I cracked the code, books.
I don't think you cracked the code.
Say it if you think you cracked it.
Time.
Say it.
Huh?
C-I-M-E.
Time.
Really, though?
Right?
We did see some numbers.
No one cracked that hell no numbers we've seen also in motion motion and fts we've seen those specific combos numbers so That's something. And Kura,
high chews,
infusions
are the absolute best high chews there are.
I don't tell you the whole bad.
Lollibee.
That's also the best, yo.
We were asking you the other day how many of the Wally Bees are left.
Bro, what are you talking about?
And then the question, because we knew it was zero, was how long do they last?
I just got hit with one of those scams that drains someone for $300 million.
You guys want me to call them real quick?
Hold on.
Imagine we recognize the voice
from someone in your space.
That would ruin them.
Hold on.
I'll call them right now.
If you stay canceled, you don't have to get canceled.
That's what I always say.
Alright, let's do this.
All the meat. Alright, let's do this. Want to beat?
Alright, don't talk, don't talk, don't talk.
Don't talk, don't talk.
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What the fuck?
Sounds real official. Can't't wait to give them my
p-phrase i got hit with a bitmart your withdrawal code is in the numbers please do not share this
with anyone if you did not request this please call the phone number i'm trying to call the phone Welcome to Variety.
They got you. I'm trying to find another number.
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Can I help you?
Hi, is this Bitmark?
Yeah.
I have a big problem.
Someone is trying to withdraw my money!
I got the...
The text message!
Faggot.
It was a little thick.
It was a little thick.
It was a little thick.
They really got these scams going, huh?
Oh my god, dude.
I just made a fat bag off a Russian little boo-boo coin.
What the fuck?
Damn, Geek bought my bags.
Fucking hell.
The guy just hung up.
Literally.
What's that?
Oh my god.
The phone call.
The guy just literally hung up.
I think anyone would hang up with that much crying on the phone call the guy just literally hung up i think anyone would hang up with that
much crying on the phone yes that was a lot of process i'm sure
oh my god let's fucking go dude i just got into a coin at 24k and i forgot about it and it went to 6 30. so i can go thank god for auto sales
let's go there's nothing like buying a coin and just making money
there's nothing like these i choose infusions bro i'm telling you
yo i'm gonna do a motion house at the mansion? Maybe.
You gonna paint the mansion like motion?
I would be happy to take the commission, yes.
But for free? No. Absolutely not.
Hey, don't do that shit for free if I run that floor up.
If I run that floor up, we're gonna have so much money and he's got that as long as the math math
you can't ask his idea these questions i'm telling them at 10 soul floor he's gonna do something
at 30 soul floor he's gonna do something else at 50 floor he's gonna start heading towards the all-in route at 40 50 soul game over he's going
all in bananas he's going crazy yeah you guys don't know the guy i know this guy
you guys don't beg him to mint he minutes you guys bother him he disappears for a week
you guys bother him he disappears for a week you guys back it up when he says
he's looking for someone to match him and don't disappear he matches not the
moment my wrong you got me pegged bud you got me pegged, bud. You got me pegged.
Yeah, that's gay.
Yeah, like a not gay way.
Your ass is probably so big I can't even reach the hole.
That's crazy.
I do miss my 18-year-old ass.
That ass was a thing of beauty.
Girls would be like, I love your ass.
Ladies, I'm bringing up the sexiest man in Web3 to speak to y'all.
Magneto.
Magneto, these ladies want to talk to you, pal.
They want to talk to me?
Oh, shit. What up? What up? they want to talk to me oh shit what up what up everyone just goes quiet what's up bognito how you doing i'm doing great how you doing
i'm doing wonderful i'm apparently being told that you're like best man on x here even better
than books and zaddy I'm really confused why.
No, no way.
I'm brand new on X.
I've only been here two months.
I'm not trying to be the best.
Two months?
Why are you lying?
What is it, three months now?
Way more than that.
Well, the other account, I never used it until I fucking like a month before I met you, bro.
And I just made it.
You might have said the end of February or early March.
Oh, has that been that long already?
Yeah.
Time be flying, books.
Almost here for the fall, bro.
It be flying.
You said it was going to fly, and it's flying.
Momo's dope, bro.
That shit's dope bro that shit's dope what's that like fucking
money money on x motion money on exercise maybe some shit like that is that the riddle no
you ain't never gonna figure that shit out bro
yeah you're probably right bro bro. Especially Magneto's ass, bro.
You're the last one to figure this shit out, Magneto.
We'll let you know what it is when we figure it out, though.
Did you get the airdrop, Magneto, the other one?
Which one?
I'm going to send it to you right now.
Hey, I'm going to be honest with you guys.
What are we at?
Like 490 unique wallets right now?
I love it.
I'm going to be honest with you guys.
There's only 555 of these, right?
So if you have an opportunity, these might actually end up being worth more than the motion.
And the reason being is there's only 555 of them, right?
So once we do mint out and motions are on the market, those people aren't going to qualify for the Momo, right?
For what the Momo is going to qualify for, for the Momo, right? For the, for, for,
you know, what the Momo is going to give you, you know, like the, the, you know, the things that
they mentioned. So, you know, and you only need one, right? You know, maybe, maybe you'll keep
two or three of them just to get two or three of whatever is happening. But I think the value,
there's going to be a lot of value in these Momos. And mind you, this is a free airdrop, right?
So if you're minting right now and there's like 60 people left to get one, you know,
if you're minting right now, you're getting two NFTs, you're getting a motion and a momo.
The momo is going to have a lot of value I believe in the future I think you know when you
have 555 right of these NFTs and there's you know 500 airdrops there's 500 NFTs there's 500
early access to to something this really reminds me of proof right when they did moonbirds
this really reminds me of proof this is like this is your
ticket definitely your ticket to get you know to get in somewhere to to get in early things like
that so yeah it's definitely a no-brainer but huge chance of scoring a legendary
also of course of course you meant for us like those next 60 mints or whatever is left. So when we started the space, I think we were at 464 unique wallets.
Now we're at 483 after the announcement.
So we got like, let's say 20 something mints, 20 mints, 19 mints, whatever it is.
That means that there's like 55, 65 or minutes left that get momos and then you have a huge chance
in that 65 minutes of pulling a legendary so i think it's pretty cool books we are 300 minutes
without a legendary and ultra or even a legend agreed correct yeah we're about 300 minutes right now uh by the time
the momo uh you know the momos are all out we're gonna be at about 375 minutes you know i i something's
coming bro something's coming yeah yeah something's definitely coming and make sure guys it's not me
yeah make sure you are creating a new wallet and doing it from a separate
wallet every time guys if you want to mint five of them create five wallets mint from those five
wallets and get five momos that's how you got to play this game guys you got to do that and your
momo alone is going to get you your two soul back if you really really wanted to get rid of it you
know for for what you're spending guys yo but by the way don't have that attitude bro don't fucking
don't mint some shit bro and be down bad motherfucker like nobody want this is a rich
fucking community of motherfuckers with money right so like please bro don't fucking buy shit
if you're a brokie just fucking skip this collection all together like we don't fucking buy shit if you're a brokie. Just fucking skip this collection altogether.
Like, we don't need that energy.
We don't need that.
I needed the money, so I had to sell attitude around here.
You know what I'm saying?
I had to let it go for 1.5 sold, bro, because I really needed to pay rent.
You know what I'm saying?
If that's where you're at, bro, then go find a meme coin and go fucking leverage trade.
Links are in all of our bios to do
it better right fucking you know skip out on the man and go get your money up let your funny up
okay don't if you're worried about the money bro this is not for you that i'm just telling you
right now like did go ahead and pass this one up g yo nico thanks for that airdrop yo that shit's fucking hilarious bro
what was it five bucks ten bucks oh yeah that shit's dope
it's like a five dollar airdrop bro fuck why did they even do that shit bro like
why even airdrop five dollars like you know to I mean, I understand it's to everybody,
but you got people that are invested
with four, five, and six figures.
Why airdrop them $5, you know?
One time, $5.
God, check your wallets.
You know?
But you know why, though, right?
Oh, I know why.
Yeah, 100%.
It's because motherfuckers are watching
our every move, bro.
That's why.
Oh, shit. The underground funk. That's why. Oh, shit.
The underground funk.
They done it.
Oh, my God.
They did an airdrop over there already?
They're not even minted out yet?
Hold on.
Let me airdrop $3 to my community.
Yo, 15 minutes ago is crazy.
This ain't nothing, guys.
This is not.
Wait.
Just wait to see where we got ready, bro.
Wait till Book's fucking gives everybody a Mar-a-Lago fucking membership.
Definitely not.
Definitely not doing that.
A Mar-a-Lago membership, bro.
The Mar-a-Lago membership's like a million dollars.
I don't even have a Mar-a-Lago membership, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with you, pal?
Or you take, you take, you take.
You take you to fucking Mar-a-Lago?
No, 0% chance, bro.
They kicking your ass out there and Bedminister, bro. They're scared to you to fucking Mar-a-Lago. No 0% chance, bro. They're kicking your ass out there and Bedminister, bro.
They're scared to take me to Mar-a-Lago, bro.
I'm a member of Bedminister, bro.
I framed that thing in my room, bro.
They sent me a letter.
A friendly reminder about their dress code.
Wait, how are you dressing over there for them to be sending you friendly reminder? Well I wore sweats.
Friendly reminder you still don't follow me. Yeah I'm enjoying this I'm gonna make
you wait a really really long time.
I'm into it.
Is there anything that I can do that you won't be into?
No strap-ons.
Ask him to mint.
I've been told to ask you to mint.
I usually don't do what I'm told either, so that's going to be a first and only time. Tell me about this matter again.
Zadie, are you glitching out right now?
Please say you are, because if you're just being quiet, this is so weird.
Oh, shit.
Nick Zabo's son is in here.
You guys see that?
Nick Zabo's son.
Cap, you see that?
Kevin Zabo's in here.
Holy shit.
We even have Debs?
No fucking way we got Debs in here.
No way.
That's not really Debs, is it?
No chance.
There's no way.
That's impossible.
Welcome to Mike and find out.
That's not Debs.
There's no way that's Debs.
It's Debs. Debs is fucking. No that's Debs it's Debs Debs he's back no way Debs where
the hell you been oh I've been you know I've been partying in England in Wales I haven't seen you in
years now I know it's been a long time hasn't it been four or five years so long my friend hello
hello I'm sorry whatever happened to what's his name you
remember uh so and so yeah so and so with the thingy me bobby yep yep yep yep i know do you
remember him he was mad at him wasn't he he was he was so how are you i'm doing alright I'm taking care of
My great great grandma
She's not feeling too well
Yeah
Well that's nice that you're looking after her
Yeah
Well
I accidentally
So we went to the lawyer one day
And I found out about her life insurance policy.
I accidentally pushed her down the stairs.
No, no, no, no, no.
It was a mistake.
And she hasn't been feeling well since.
Oh, no.
What you like.
Yep.
Doctor says she's got 10 years left.
I was hoping more for like two weeks.
Yeah, just push her again.
Push her again.
Well, I can't do it on purpose, you know.
Then I could be in trouble.
Yeah, just accidentally.
Obviously, just accident, isn't it?
I've tried everything.
She can't walk right now.
I put butter under her shoes.
You're cruel to your grandma
no my great great grandma oh that's okay then she's still alive yeah your great great grandma
she's 68 she's 68 how old are you 10
no no no no no so in my my culture yeah my culture, we get married and have kids at nine.
Oh, yeah.
What's your culture then?
American?
Bengali.
Bengali.
And you get married at nine?
Yes.
I was just going for some fresh air.
It's a bit hot in here, isn't it?
Yeah, so...
I got married at seven.
Oh, you got married at seven Oh you got married at 7 I got married at 6
Yep I dropped out of high school at 6
High school
Yeah yeah
Oh yeah I've had a job I was driving an 18 wheeler when I was 2 and a half
Yeah I started university when I was 1 mate
I got my degree when I was fresh out the womb so
can we all show some love
where's space kitty
she's in the
she's at the
animal control came for her
they took her, she's with the other cats
oh they took her away
was she not looking after
herself?
I don't know what she was doing. Where's
Izadi?
Where is she? She should be in it.
Izadi?
Izadi? Izadi?
Izadi? Izadi?
Izadi?
Who's Izadi?
I forgot the gentleman.
I-Z-A-D-I
I-Z-A-D-I. I-Z-A-D-I.
I know you mean.
You got any Solana, you little
pipsqueak? No, babe.
Do you want to get me some?
Alright.
I want to get you some Solana
I don't know where to get it
That's the problem
I was hoping you had some
You really do know where to get it
How many people are on this chart?
Like 752?
A half bots
Half bots, yeah
No way
Are you a bot?
Possibly
No, you're too funny to be a bot
You're way too funny they have not learned
that humor yet and if they have like i'm leaving i'm leaving the planet if they've learned humor
like that i'm off they've learned they've learned 11 uh 11 bottles of tylenol yeah you'll never
you'll never have a headache again they They've not learned that yet, though.
They're not that good.
They are good, though.
But, you know, I was looking at something the other day,
and Elon Musk had said that he'd asked Grok for β do you use Grok in that?
Yes.
Yeah.
He asked Grok something about material science,
and then I asked Grok the same question I said do you remember um so did
someone ask you this question about blah blah blah blah you know material science and it said no I do
not recall being asked this question so I'm thinking what surely it would remember being
asked that specific question and it would just say yeah I was asked the question wouldn't it
question and it would just say yeah i was asked the question wouldn't it
you want it or not yes that makes sense yes it should it should have said yes yeah
i think i think this grok thing is fooling us i think it's all this ai stuff is just warming
us up for the next pandemic so that it can recommend so it tricks us into thinking it's our best friend
just like google did remember google was our friend yeah yep so it tricks us and what it does
is next pandemic it makes us all get vaccinated it makes us all gay and all that i'm telling you. Transvestite. It gave me some really
great. ChatGPT gave me some
really funny stuff yesterday
when I was doing my new collection.
And I asked for it to give me some funny descriptions.
And it gave me a really funny
description. I made a thread about it.
It's hilarious, dude. I was like,
whoa. I'm like, this shit is actually funny.
A couple weeks ago,
a couple weeks ago, I wasn't feeling good
I asked Chad GPT
what I could do as a remedy
it told me to take a lithium ion
battery and
boof the lithium in a butt funnel
and I did it
I did it and
it didn't feel too good I'll leave it at that
I got even sicker
they're turning on us they They're turning on us.
They're making us do things we don't want to do.
They're bullying us.
Oh, Space Kitty!
Yes, girl.
Hello.
Hey.
How are you today?
What's going on?
Oh, I'm good. I'm just chilling.
Come on, see if I could find you and say hi.
Hello.
Hello.
When someone comes looking for Space Kitty, you know they're mentally sane.
That's why I like her. I know she's like me. She's crazy.
Yeah.
I'm going to go now babies but um no no i'm gonna go i'm gonna go um where are you going oh i'm just listening to some music and just chilling
i mean i can stay i just won't be talking but i I'll play. Or I can talk.
It's up to you.
I want you to talk.
Is that a man back there with you?
Yeah, it's Phil.
Say hey, Phil.
Phil, who the fuck is that?
Is that Philip McCracken?
Hello.
Is that Phil McCracken?
Is he Phil McCracken? Yes. Yes, Phil McCracken. Is he Phil McCrackin?
Yes.
Yes, Phil McCrackin.
What do you want it filling with, babe?
Is that Phil and Lil?
Are you Phil and Lil from the Rugrats?
Yes.
In one, in one.
Where's Chucky Finster?
Who?
Chucky Finster.
Who's Chucky Finster? Who? Chucky Finster. Who's Chucky Finster?
Oh, babe, I'm going to have to go.
I'm really sorry.
I'm really sorry.
How many people's causing?
To everybody.
I've let myself down.
I've let you down.
I've let the whole world down.
No, you have.
I have.
I've let Space Kitty down.
I've let you have. I really have. I have. I've let Space Kitty down. I've let you down.
Have a good one, sweetheart.
You too.
Love you all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the books?
Hello, books.
Go fuck off.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Worst rapper on Web3.
Yeah, listen, you want Unwrapped for Motion.
Are you fucking ready?
If it's bullshit, I'm gonna kick you off.
New beat, new beat, okay?
Let's go.
Flute beat, flute beat.
Okay, listen, is it new beat or Unwrapped?
No, flute beat
yo it's a motion yo it's a one is a web theory yo what's up is a box go is a stop is a box hey let's go follow
motion by motion yeah let's go go is a stop is a fucking box a let's go follow motion boy motion yeah
let's go go is a mean is a big boy on by a is a hashtag is a cash tag is a
soul yeah let's go is a escrow I'm loving you pop pop motherfucker you ah ah ah
yeah let's go motion one two three three two one is the red is a fucking bitch
Hey, let's go box is a mean is emotion is a sweep motion
Yeah, is a motion is a money. Yo motion is a dollar motion is a fucking real
Yeah, a motion is a euro. Yeah, yeah, poppy
Yeah, I want to apologize to the audience.
First and foremost,
and the speaker panel for bringing that,
the worst rapper up on stage
and allowing him to do that.
I think people just returned three motions, bro.
I didn't know you guys had refunds.
What the fuck, bro?
Damn.
It's fucking...
The best part about that
is he does that for free
NFTs and soul and stuff like that
to dump.
Hey, he wanted 3%, right? Of the Mint?
Mm-hmm.
To co-host with you?
3%. That's not bad.
3% of the supply.
Not a bad deal.
Not a bad deal.
Hey, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, all say is these are running out, guys.
We are at 2380 right now.
We are at 2380.
I see one of you guys minted two out of the same wallet.
You should have minted it out of two separate wallets, but it's okay.
It's all right. But man, we're almost at 500 unique wallets
Books
We're almost at 500 unique wallets right now guys
That means there's only 55
Momos left
Hey, it's a bumpy
It's a dumpy
Books in the books in the motion
No motion, slow motion in the books in the motion. No motion. Slow motion.
In the ocean with the lotion.
In the ocean
with the lotion. No motion.
Hey.
I want everyone to request to come up
on stage. This shit is
unacceptable.
Un-fucking-believable.
I can't believe we only have 296 comments.
They gave up, bro.
I can't believe we only have
490 unique holders.
What in the same hell is going on around here, goddammit?
What in the doggone earth is going on here,
Spice Kitty?
I'm going to have to give him that Billy Bob books.
Where did Spice Kitty go?
Her friend Deb's left and she's gone now.
Spice Titty. Where you at,
Spice Titty? Spice Titty,
Spice Titty, can you come on up on stage?
Spice Titty, can you come
on up on stage?
Bring her up. Spice Titty,
can you come on up on stage?
There's about to be another unique wallet
when I get home because I'm actually transferring. I'm about to be another unique wallet when I get home, because I'm actually
trans. I'm going to put
a unique wallet in your ass.
It was pause. Actually, I was gay.
Can we get a refund on that, please?
That was really gay.
Can we get a refund?
No, we don't accept refunds.
That's happening now. It's too late.
That was really gay. That was really gay.
That was really gay.
A refund?
Motherfucker, you ate the whole damn thing.
What you mean refund?
Doggone refund.
Doggone refund.
Refund your ass.
Refund your ass.
It's a pumpy.
It's a dumpy.
Wallahi. Wally. Wallahi.
Wallahi.
I need a refund.
Wallahi.
3% of supply, bro.
What a crackhead, bro.
3% of the supply.
So you can keep saying motion, bro.
It's a pumpy.
It's a dumpy.
You know that MetaMask has
Solana now, so you can use Solana while
it's in MetaMask.
What is it?
So MetaMask now supports Solana.
MetaMask?
You said supports Solana now?
Yep.
Is that in relation to like
MetaMask?
No, Metaask, dude.
The ETH one.
Can you spell that out for me?
M-E-T-A-M-A-S-K.
Sorry, Coinbase wallet?
No, no, which one is it?
Is it Trust Wallet?
No, Metamask.
Metamask.
M-E-T-A-M-A-S-K.
You know the one with the fox on it, bro.
I'm looking at it right now.
Hey, he's asking me to put in a seed phrase.
Can you give me some words to put in?
Sir?
Apple, banana,
and skateboard.
Alright, pal. Apple banana and skateboard
The more is really be funny as shit, right?
I Am on my way home not ago. I'm gonna use my that use my new wallet On there to get another motion
When I get home today
Let's get it baby let's go
Let's go we just got another one guys
2381 books
Yo I'm going to be real with you though
On some real shit man
Metamask could have supported Solana
Four or five years ago
They decided not to I ain't supporting them
They ain't getting my fees they could suck my dick
Phantom is
seamless, bro. Yo, that shit is
seamless. It operates
so great. It's fast.
It doesn't fuck up.
And MetaMask has put us through hell.
Think about how much MetaMask has
robbed us back in the ETH days, bro.
They could go fuck themselves, man. I'd rather use
Phantom. Soul Flare.
Anything but that fucking one.
For Solana stuff.
You might have a point.
I might just have to spin up another.
Dead serious stuff.
An extra spantum while I can get another motion.
Man, that's not freaking weird.
They did some shit where they shared our data
with some people. was like fucked up
remember that I forget exactly what it was but
I think they even got breached
right at one point
like they had a data breach or something like that
I can't remember
I think so bro
I've had the same MetaMask wallet for like forever
dude that's that don't
I keep everything on a ledger though but yeah
well third party calls in sports again forever, dude. I keep everything on a ledger, though, but yeah.
Third-party customer support.
Metamask, a popular cryptocurrency wallet has experienced data breaches and security
incidents, including one affecting 7,000
users due to a third-party customer support.
It's always due to a third-party.
Yo, everyone blames the
third-party every time. Like, Exodus
wallet stole that six grand from me
and is blaming a third party, bro.
You're supposed to be a non-KYC
wallet.
You can't blame a third party.
You gotta be held
accountable for that. You charge all these
fees, and I pay them.
I don't know,
fam.
I'll just sit down, fam, then.
There we go. I put some shit down the bubble but um uh you know that watch my nfc thing they did a contest here today for this last week um for like for like to bring people back to their
their their platform because they got somebody they got a new dad like they stopped being so fucking rocky
So put some shit down the bubbles kind of cool
No, what up MC
Nothing I was requested to come up uh in order to you know put further requests if i'm a
listener inside of the space so that's exactly what i did seeing as i'm listening to the space
i'm also a community holder of yours as well so probably why i'm on stage
go sweep 20 of them shits 20 of them why are you going to sweep 20 of them
sweep 300 000 how much was it 200 000 worth of
just make sure they're all in different wallets you trying to do that play where i'm supposed to
like contribute 250 000 off of a play that i made money on why why i gotta do that
fucking joking pal i gotta come in here hostile i'm not hostile.
I'm a community older.
That's it.
That's all it is.
Are you getting a Momo?
I think I should be entitled to one seeing as how I'm a holder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think of the art?
You like it?
Yeah, I do.
I like what Columbo did as far as crafting all these by hand
and doing the individual cuts for the majority of them.
I think the PFPs look relatively solid for what they are
and how they've been created.
So, yeah.
Dope, dope, dope. relatively solid for what they are and how they've been created so yeah talking about what would be dope if everyone up in here would go ahead and dm somebody maybe share emotion share the art tell them momo is on its way and uh also books i gotta dip i've gotta
leave i'm on my way out uh it's nearly 12 a.m for me so i wanted to just quickly
help you out 12 a.m yeah i'm okay i need some sleep i did like a 10 hour co-hosting thing
recently and i'm still trying to catch up on that sleep too and that was at like 2 a.m for me
oh you should go ring meep's doorbell.
Too many voices.
We should send her to Meep.
What'd you say?
You should go ring Meep's doorbell.
Meep's doorbell? Who's Meep?
You don't know Meep?
Dude, I've only been technically on X for just over six months,
and I wasn't even on the internet.
Like, I hadn't been on it.
So, I don't know a lot of people have you how long have you been on crypto twitter um just about three months
now and I would learn everything three months kind of know know everything I'm a nerd gremlin
like three years three months in this space is like three years in this space. Well, maybe for you, but not for me.
Wait, how long you been in this space?
Probably a little longer than you.
Six months.
Six months, six months, or six years?
Six months, six months.
Why do I not believe you?
Because I'm new here? I don't know.
Stop playing, bro.
Would you believe me if I told you I was here for nine months no bro i would not believe you if you
said you were here for nine months would you believe me if i told you there were people here
for five years but there were also people here for three months and the people that were here
for three months are more successful than the people that were here for 10 years
i feel like you just confused the hell out of me but i feel like no matter how long you've been
here you could be successful so there's some people that have been here a lot a lot less
but more successful than the people sitting here for ages because they just been staying on their
ass not doing nothing yeah you know there's really like i don't remember i'll never forget
yo any ever since i was new here there's those people i'm an og i've been here for 40 fucking years you know i bought bitcoin from satoshi himself all this bullshit but they
got no fucking money and they've been unsuccessful and then you got people that were here for three
months and then those three months made more money than the people that were here for for 20 years or
whatever the fuck they claim.
Have you been seeing my wallets and bank accounts?
Who's been giving you information?
I don't know who's been sending you all this crypto, but I've been seeing them.
Well, can you keep it a secret?
I need everyone to believe I'm broke and that I'm dumb so that I can keep just racking up my stacks.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I won't tell a soul. Don't worry. I'm so glad we're not in racking up my stacks. Oh, yeah, yeah. I won't tell a soul.
Don't worry.
I'm so glad we're not in a recorded space right now.
No, thank God this isn't recorded.
Thank God it doesn't say record in the top left-hand corner.
Well, no, the blinking red dot means it's stopped recording books, I think, right?
Because it's blinking red.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's stopped recording. It's like because it's blinking red so oh yeah yeah so it's stopped
recording it's like a stop sign right you two are very smart because i just said i had to go
and you're tying me into the chat and you know for a fact i won't leave if i have to keep running my
mouth okay for real though gotta go i need some sleep and i am definitely going to be dming people as
i nod off so if any of you have dm'd me and i don't reply but it says open or something which
it shouldn't because i hide that stuff but uh yeah it's not my fault i fell asleep on you
yo appreciate you avni thank you see you brooks bye avni. Bye. Avni. Yes? Avni. It was $4.86.
It's $4.90 right now, so make sure
you let somebody know real quick before you fall asleep
that you care about that it's
only the first 555
unique wallets, and
that's really close. That's like 65
away. It's going really quickly.
I'll be honest with you. As soon as
I came in here, because Books came
and supported T yesterday I popped
him in a few chats and told people to
hype the space up so yeah
people that show up for my people
or me I will support like crazy
hey good motion in your dreams
thanks for the support
thanks for not letting me sleep
bye guys
yo peace thank you Thanks for not letting me sleep. Bye guys.
Yo, peace. Thank you.
Who wants Norco's back?
I sure don't. I sure as hell don't
Where the fuck is Kura
Kura
Maybe he's eating his honey buns
See that's fucked up
Always thinking that Kura's eating
That's crazy
Maybe Katie's getting her hair done
No I'm done
I just got done
Katie did you just leave Chicago
I'm in Florida
I'm a Floridian
In Florida
What the hell is Florida
That's how they say are you doing in Florida?
That's how they say it, like I'm Florida
She's in Florida
Somewhere in Wisconsin
Wisconsin
I got a lock cabin
Somewhere in Wisconsin
Mississippi
Columbo had a conspiracy
Theory because
Nico's in-laws magically not my in-law bro
they drove the fuck out there we was thinking maybe you was related to nico no no i would
never just pull up on someone like that because if i do unto others what i want done to myself
and hell if someone showed up at my door and was like, hey, surprise, we're here to visit.
Can we stay with you?
I'd be like, you can go.
You can get a hotel.
I should order a bunch of food to their fucking house and have it delivered when they get back.
Pizza man show up at their door and shit.
Nico told everybody airdrop was coming.
He gave everybody the outfit.
They didn't believe me, bro.
They didn't fucking believe me, bro.
I believe you, Nico.
I said, man, I said, this is all speculation.
But what I would do is I would buy more right now.
And let me tell you guys something.
This is even more speculation.
There's going to be more airdrops.
So if I were you, I would buy more motions.
And I would make sure they are all in separate wallets.
And I would make sure you have a Momo and a Motion in each one of those wallets
because maybe, speculation, it'll get you more airdrops.
I'm just saying.
I'm just, this is just like, I've seen it. I've
seen it happen before guys, you know? So like I said before, when I told you guys somebody was
going to mint a legendary, they minted a fucking legendary on space, right? When I told you guys
there's going to be airdrops, an airdrop magically appeared today out of nowhere.
And when I tell you there's going to be more airdrops and you need a Momo and a Motion in each one of them wallets, that's all I have to say.
That's all I have to say.
What would you do if you got a Momo and a homo I
What would you do if you got a Momo and a Homo?
Would probably leave
Magneto's house
What I think what
They make some that next one what the legendary I
Know like right now somebody would submit one right now. What's gonna be? It's gonna's gonna be fucking fire i mean i don't know if it's gonna be a legendary yet i
think a legendary uh you know will probably uh mint before these moma before the momos are gone
so the next say 55 minutes there's probably a legendary or an ultra in there because we haven't minted one now in 300 and, you know, 300 and something, you know, mints.
We haven't minted anything, guys.
I'm almost home.
I'm about to go get my third one.
Here's what we can guarantee, Chaz.
If you make it home in time and you mint within the next 30 40 50 you will get a momo that's for sure
i know yo yo yo real quick yo i blocked that umgd guy so bro i don't want to see that
motherfucker that guy's a fucking bum he's a troll he's a clown don't care for him i want
to hear his name stop fighting with him on spaces You guys look like idiots talking to that bum
I want to hear it
Don't share his shit in no group chats
I don't want to see none of that bullshit
Is he still talking to
Yeah he is
He's a fucking loser
I'm blocking him too
He commented on my stuff too
I don't engage
He's a bum
And this is why you gotta keep the road map And he just keeps coming back around He commented on my stuff too. I didn't engage. He's a loser.
And this is why you got to keep the road map. And he just keeps coming back around.
There is no fucking road map.
No, that's what I mean.
See how you did it today? You just came out.
That's why I like it like that.
That's what I do. That's what we're doing.
I mean...
As long as you guys don't put words
in my mouth or Columbo's mouth
everything will be good
everyone wants to be the guy that announces
something or guesses something
in this space
for whatever reason that shit's gay
I think we just like to guess because it's
kind of fun
yeah speculation is
fun bro like you just
you just hope the community's not,
oh, well, they said no.
We didn't fucking say it,
but we need shit to talk about, right?
Yo, someone requested to come up real quick.
I removed Katie by accident instead of co-hosting her.
Dang, I wish I would have spread out my things instead instead of getting them all in ball only got two wallets
no momos
You heard guys I need someone to request to come up on stage
There we go. There we go.
Now she's gonna try to come back in the space.
Yo, that's the sickest
fucking mascot ever, bro, ain't it?
Tell me that shit ain't fucking...
It's gonna get up.
You've got to know where you keep coming up
with this crazy ass shit, but this
project is dope as fuck, bro.
Forget about it.
Book said this is his baby, bro.
This shit starting off like, it's like, yo, this shit crazy, bro.
Nico.
Yo, what's up, bro?
Hey, I got rugged the whole thing.
I was driving to the California when they all made y'all's announcement.
What did I miss?
I hear you need to admit some more to get a Momo,
and I already got all my bulk 201 wallet and a 10 and another wallet.
All right. So you have 201 wallet and 10 and another, you said.
So, so you, you would get two momos, one in each wallet, bro.
Now, I mean, here's, I don't know that that's up to you, but I mean, if you,
if you plan on minting, you know, say five
more or 10 more, I would definitely do it out of separate wallets, bro, you know, um, and try to
get a Momo in each one of them wallets, but there's only 55 momos left. So bro and uh you know it's an access pass uh you know for like a future drop
pass you know that's going to get you uh things and stuff down the line and people are probably
going to want those momos especially the ones that mint or uh you know buy into the community
after we're minted out and they're a part of the community and they want to get into something
that these guys want to do.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, basically screwed.
I was kind of done buying, but fuck.
What's another 10 sold, bro, to get five more momos?
And then maybe you pull a legendary in there.
Yeah, I'll end up donating that one too.
Maybe somebody who gets that other legendary can get me some Momo
You're a fucking G bro
And remember Momo
is not a homo
Just cause it rhymes it's not
what anyone thinks
Ain't no fucking homo books
If Magneto gets it
is it a slow mo?
Hossi gets one it's a slow, is it a slow-mo? If Hossi gets one, it's a slow-mo.
It's a slow-mo.
If Hossi gets one, it's a slow-mo for Hossi, bro.
He's like, Nico, stop leaving my group, bro.
I keep leaving his group, and he keeps adding me back, bro.
He's like, stop leaving my group, bro.
Bro, he just be...
That kid don't listen, bro.
I don't even know what to tell him.
He's like constantly all day DMing people that are reporting him.
I don't think he thinks that they're his friends, bro.
He doesn't get it.
He doesn't get it, bro. Poor guy.
I also think he's a lot smarter
than he
plays, you know, puts on that little
axe or whatever the fuck he does.
But hey,
to each his own, right?
I can't wait to see Momo come to life on the timeline when people start creating little
videos and it's going to be awesome.
What is it?
Repeat it, bro?
When Momo comes to life, when people start bringing him to life like with maybe using AI
we're doing 3D brother we're doing 3D
we're making a
3D version and all that
I don't want y'all fucking it up
at all
just patience we'll just relax
and wait
we're gonna do it the right way make it look cool
make it look nice but
it's gonna be fucking crazy
okay folks I think I have a big that yamal the mold
we have a lot of it already yeah
yeah
oh my god it already
we got it we got it already very very nice
2384 let's fucking go let's go
2384 let's get it for real 71.5 percent minted guys you what's good what's good what's popping
you was good was good was popping
was popping benny was still y'all about a mint i need the mo mo let's get it
let's get it how many are you minting right now just one just one i need i need one on
another fresh wallet right now fuck that all right Right now, you're going to be minting 949 remaining.
949 remaining right now.
Guys, yo, let me tell y'all something, yo.
So, like, on Phantom, for example, you get one wallet.
Oh, sorry.
A hundred wallets per seed phrase, right?
It's, like, almost like a matter of laziness.
To divide, not divide these up.
Just divide them shits up, y'all.
Just divide them shits up.
This ain't a collection where the fucking team botted the fucking launch and all that.
This is as clean of a fucking mint as there is.
Especially during a time like this, for the amount this has done and raised so far it's fucking unheard of right
so when you look at that and you look at how much is minted so far right
i think our numbers are decent you know almost 500 unique holders
with everybody minting on one wallet pretty much is fucking crazy. It's pretty good.
But the higher we get that up, the better it looks.
Most of these other projects, you know, they use like some fucking Disperse app to do it and all that.
We ain't playing none of those games.
So our shit's already looking pretty damn good.
Imagine how much better it's going to look when we do use multiple different wallets to mint and people have their shit divided up.
Obviously, right now, it's too late because nearly the whole collection is minted, right?
You can't transfer out because it's frozen.
Once you're able to transfer to different wallets, that number is going to skyrocket.
But for the first 555 that get the momos, it's going to be pretty damn cool.
The higher the wallets, the better, fam.
The higher that amount, the better.
This shit's gonna be fun to build, man.
Fun to... To do for...
For a long fucking time
hey if you're not blowing up your contacts list and letting everybody know this unique
opportunity right now to get an og momo you're doing them so dirty
the uh what the fuck's it called yo i really like i would say percentage wise i think 30 chance
think that nfts are gonna make a comeback like as a whole like not like last time but just make
a comeback like people are talking about them again.
People care about them again.
I think there's a 30% chance that happens.
However, I think there's a 50% chance it happens
if two to three more mass extractions happen.
Like I'm talking about Pump Fund rapes the space for $400-$500 million.
Or some other thing like Pump Fund comes out and rapes the space.
Like similar to Libra, right? Libra was a mass extraction event.
Trump started off as a stimulus, ended up as a mass extraction event.
So, you know, things like that. Melania started off as a, for us, for this community, both of
them shits were, were stimmies, right? We made a fuck ton of money, but for the space as a whole,
it started off as a stimmy and ended up being a
mass extraction event you had the whole space telling you this shit's going to to a trillion
market cap and wait till he does this wait till he does that yo i swear to god yo i listened to
some spaces talking about trump is going to uh to take capital gains tax off tomorrow, off of crypto.
When I say tomorrow, I mean the day after he becomes president
or two days after and he's signing all the executive orders
and they were saying all kinds of crazy shit to people.
We were discrediting the fuck out of them.
We ended up being right, right?
We cleaned house with Trump and Melania.
But a lot of people in this space did not.
And it set people back really fucking bad.
You know, when you go and you put 20 grand into something,
you watch that 20 grand turn into 200, 300 grand,
and you don't sell and you get greedy and people start telling you,
oh, it's going to a
trillion and then it dumps back to less than the 20 grand you started off with and the same person
that told you not to sell is now telling you this is just a dip it's gonna go back don't worry this
is just a dip there's gonna be a correction they get on stage acting like there's some professional traders and never made a profitable trade in their fucking life
end up
wrecking you
you know
that shit kind of fucking sucks
and that happened a lot
with Trump, with
Melania, with AI tokens
with various meme coins
and a lot of people in this space got destroyed
for all their freaking
money so when i say we're like two or three mass extractions away that's what i fucking mean you
know shit like that happening two three more of those and i really feel like we have a 50 chance
that nfts come back at that point because people are going to say that they're sick and tired again, rugged on coins. They're sick and tired of losing money. What happened to
the art? And I also feel like for whatever reason, I activate people in this fucking space. The fact
that I did this and it minted out and it raised a million dollars and all that bullshit. People
are going to go and look at it and say things like, oh, we need, um, what the fuck's it called?
We need to make an NFT.
It's Meep's birthday, bro.
That motherfucker.
Meep.
Whose birthday?
Bro, it was his birthday a month ago.
You sure about that? Bro, we said happy birthday a month ago. You sure about that?
Are you sure?
Well, we said happy birthday to him a week ago, I thought.
He said happy birthday to me.
Thank you to everyone that supported me in this space.
It's his birthday again?
You know, those people in England, they get two, three birthdays a year.
You know, they're...
Let's support this prick.
That was like 14 hours ago too, bro.
Damn.
14 hours ago?
That was yesterday, pal.
That was this morning.
Bro, are you crazy?
14 hours ago?
That's yesterday.
24 hours ago would have been today.
Get the fuck out of here.
Different time zone, Nico.
You pinned it?
Yeah. Okay. happy birthday to you everyone tag meep in the bottom right. Let's get him in here. Let's sing him happy birthday.
It's only 1 a.m. where he's at.
He's probably at the Cheesecake Factory with his mom celebrating his birthday right now.
Let's try to get him in here.
Where did Katie go?
There she is.
A-T-H-K.
A-T-H-K.
Come on up, A-T-H-K. A-T-H-K. Come on up, A-T-H-K.
Yo, I pulled off on the side of the road
and just decided to transfer this shit around
and get into my wallet.
And then I just
minted my third one.
I put it down.
I put it down in the comments.
Let's fucking go, G.
I literally pulled off on the side of the road
before I got home. I was like,
I have another air to run. I gotta go buy some new glasses real quick.
I'm gonna get some new Ray-Bans.
And I was like,
I'll just stop on the side of the road and do this shit real quick.
Made it happen.
That one is fire, bro.
Let's fucking go.
It's a really good one, dude. Let's fucking go. Yeah, it really is.
It's a really good one, dude.
I really like that one.
It's a good compliment to my other two.
If you check out my panda,
I actually have a little soul collection going on right now.
And if I mint those out,
there's like 20 of them.
If I mint those out,
I will just put all the money back into motion, dude.
So. Just saying. out there's like 20 them to those minutes out i will just put all their money back into motion dude so just saying
i don't want to show but yeah it's on my pen if you want to check it out
let's go bro let's go
let's go baby let's go i'm gonna go i'm gonna go buy some other rates from a pair of ray-bans
today right now because like i can't wear my metas at work i have to have non-smart glasses
when you're a counselor you apparently it breaks hip compliance, medical compliance, if I have glasses that have a camera and audio on them.
Oh my god.
We about to hit
500, guys. In the next six minutes,
get us to 500 unique owners.
Let's fucking go, yo. Good for
you, G.
What a legend, yo.
We lit, baby yo We lit baby we land
Books yeah, you got bill
Do I have cell brother I do not Nico I
Do not have self
Who's that asking?
Carl.
I mean, sorry. Yamaha.
Yamaha, DM me.
DM me what you need.
And don't answer no one that DMs you, dog.
Alright.
How's CashShaft been with Bitcoin? They still banning people and shit
Or they stop all that bullshit
I just used it earlier
To transfer my Bitcoin to my wallet
Where I hold it at
But I use recurring buys on cash app for Bitcoin daily
And it works good
That's amazing
Imagine you had recurring buys set up The day that cash app dropped Bitcoin That's what Man imagine you had recurring buys set up
The day that Cash App dropped
Bitcoin on their platform
It would have been up my boy
I started like a couple months ago
And it's been good for me bro
Because it's like the Bitcoin stacks up
Without you even noticing every day
You don't even have to pay mine to it
I set up for it to be $20 a day
I do 200 bucks every two weeks I set up for it to be $20 a day.
I do 200 bucks every two weeks when I get my paychecks.
Any of y'all ever eat two-week-old unrefrigerated pie?
Nah.
None of you?
Yeah, we do.
It's unrefrigerated.
No, two-week-old unrefrigerated no two week old unrefrigerated pie
are they all refrigerated
I swear some pies aren't
I don't know bro
that's what's going to tell me
set fire
to your hair
poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die.
Get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly, eat a two week old un-refrigerated guy
dumb ways to die
eat a two week old un-refrigerated guy
eat a two week old un-refrigerated guy
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die.
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, we are about to reach 500 unique owners.
We are going to be 55 away.
50 fucking.
Let's fucking get it. Let's get it, it bro we're right there man we're already fucking there
let's get it we're almost at 2400 minutes guys we are almost at 2400 minutes
hey by the way i like thank you for that last minute
ETH profits, because that's what happened.
I actually took profit from my ETH
when it went up to 29
this last week,
and I was like, I'm going to swap this shit to Solana.
It's like a buy emotion.
Let's fucking go. Yo, Yamaha is sending me,
son. I'm about to be
taking a picture next week
as Redneck Books.
And y'all have no fucking idea.
You guys are about to see Redneck Books in full effect in a photo.
Yamaha is going to have me redneck the fuck out.
And it's about to go down. I'll leave it at that.
Yamaha, don't tell them nothing until Redneck Books makes his appearance.
Let's fucking get it.
Redneck Books.
You got a live stream.
That sounds lit as fuck.
Stop.
Redneck Books?
Billy.
I thought it was Billy Bob Books.
It was like. It's
Billy Joel, Jimmy Dean books, bro.
I can't.
Is it like a real photo?
It's as real
as it gets.
I meant like they dress you up with AI.
Nope.
Real deal books.
am I lying? No, real deal books. Yo, Yamaha, am I lying?
No, sir.
Redneck books, right or wrong?
Right as all.
Right as all.
Exactly, see?
Yamaha, you get your Dr. Millexen yet?
No, they said July 15th.
The motherfucker's slow.
July 15th? Mine was like overnight.
Did you get the right one?
Yeah, yeah.
I got it. They must have had a pre-sale.
And then they're fucking filling the orders.
Unless it's coming from some other country.
Oh, boy.
What is that? What is Melexin for?
Dr. Melexin is
Korean skincare. And I didn't believe it until
i saw the 27th video of somebody rubbing this on their face and getting their getting their
dead skin off i'm like no freaking way this stuff just turns into like a weird thing anyways they
got me they usually don't i got it it freaking works it freaking works i don't know how much was it
yamaha it was like what like 15 bucks korean skincare and it freaking gets your dead skin
off you look like you have a new freaking face it is amazing amazing i don't sell it i don't
so what do you do though is it that stuff that you like scrape off your face no you just you
just literally put some on your hand you put it on your forehead and you just rub it back and forth and your dead skin comes off your face.
And you look like a... I'm not going to say that it's going to be inappropriate, but you look really fresh.
So I sold Yamaha, even though I don't sell this or get paid to sell it, I just freaking found a good product and he bought it. I'm like, go Yamaha even though I don't sell this or get paid to sell it I just freaking found a good product and he bought it I'm like go Yamaha what is it again Katie you said it what is it again
Dr. Molexin because there's Molexin skincare is expensive and I'm and I got caught I'm like you
know what Korean skincare I don't know what this is all about so i just wanted to try something and i did and it freaking works so yeah you know i'm all about skincare you
know i'm i'll send you so my ears like i my ears pop and you said that i was like oh
i'll say what's that you can just get on amazon okay thank you want one? I'll get you one.
Your girl would love it.
Books, I highly doubt Books does a skincare routine.
No, it's not a routine.
It's good for guys because guys don't like to do routines.
They just want to get their dead skin off.
Dead skin off.
Yeah, we have dead skin.
I got great skin.
I got my face soft as a baby's ass. That's what I was going to say earlier, and I didn't want to.
Think about it.
Okay, redneck
books with his perfect skin
coming up. Redneck books.
Yo, in full of...
Guys don't need shit but beef tallow on their face.
Beef tallow
on their face, bro. I'm going to be real with you. The beef tallow on their face beef tallow on their face bro like yo hey i'm gonna
be real with you the beef tallow thing like yeah it's it's better than this fucking seed oil stuff
but i didn't hear one successful motherfucker talk about beef tallow it's all like bums and
junkies missing teeth on tiktok like you gotta try my beef tallow's the best beef tallow on
fucking planet earth you ever make a bacon with beef tallow's best beef tallow on fucking planet earth you ever
make a bacon with beef tallow sure my beef tallow don't got seed oils but my bacon does
so it defeats the purpose like bro get the fuck out of here bro i never heard a one rich guy say
that he fucks with beef tallow bro it's all junkies on tiktok the same ones that fucking
boof she legit up their ass and act like shit's good for you too, man.
I'm not beat for none of that at all.
My grandmother is 190 years old, bro.
Nobody knows how old she is.
She's outlived every friend, every relative, and she ain't used no beef tallow.
I'm going to be all right.
She was eating two for a dollar whoppers in the 1980s every day, bro.
Those whoppers were good. They were cooked with beef
towel. I'm dead.
They were.
1993.
I swear I'm dead ass.
1993 is when they switched to seed oils.
They used to do everything in beef towel.
Oh, wow.
It was somewhere in the 90s. I don't know exactly
the year, but 1993 rang a bell
in my head.
Beef towel is just beef fat, right?
Yeah, liquefied.
Technically, the best thing you could do is a beef tallow bomb with some beeswax in it.
Or honey.
A beef tallow bomb?
Don't tell no Muslims that.
A lot of Muslims in this community.
Yeah, they might like it to be
honest just because of that don't get excited nico what's that meal did your parents ever eat
that meal where they take the bone and they freaking smack it on the table and they try to
get that stuff out and they suck it out of the bone.
That's bone marrow.
That's the best.
That's just the best.
What do they usually make that with?
My mother-in-law is here.
So I just had.
It's inside of a bone.
It's just a big bone that has it.
Did your parents eat that too?
They didn't beat it out and suck it out.
What do they call it?
The wood, right?
No, stop. Not like that. You get a bone saw and suck it out. Hey, what do they call it? The book? No, stop.
Not like that.
You get a bone saw. No, no, no.
Yeah, in Suriname, they do the same.
They suck the bone.
Something else.
They chew everything.
Yeah.
They get everything out of the bone.
Who wants me to read the ingredients of what I'm eating right now?
Jeez.
I don't.
It's probably a long list of chemicals.
Corn.
Corn.
Vegetable oil.
Here we go. Corn. Can. Vegetable oil. Corn.
Canola, soybean, and or
sunflower oil. Corn.
Corn maltodextrin.
And less than 2% of salt.
Whey. Cheddar cheese.
Milk cheese cultures. Salt
enzymes. Monosodium.
Glutamate. Corn starch.
Potassium salt.
Onion powder. Buttermilk.k romano cheese cow's milk cheese
cultures cheese it salt enzymes natural and artificial flavors whey protein concentrate
garlic powder dextrose lactose spices artificial color red 40 lake yellow six yellow four yellow five lake yellow five red 40 blue one skim milk citric
acid sugar lactic acid lake yellow lactic acid this sodium insoninate and this sodium guanolite
ladies and gentlemen spicy nacho doritos oh no man i said it too i said it was a cheese it
No, I know yeah, that's crazy, bro
You put that in your body
Most people do
Yeah
Hell smoke
I just had
And I feel so healthy
Because I haven't had a home cooked meal
Wait, what'd you have
like yeah what do you like i don't even like you tell someone that like oh my god you gotta cook
for me i'm dying to eat with you all you just said was i had rice you know but that's what
they call it so i just call it that.
I don't know.
I don't want to say rice and chicken.
That could be any type of culture.
Hey, Books, you're going to like this one, right?
It reminds me of my cousin, right?
He came from Jordan out here, right?
And we were going to Six Flags that day day so we stopped at this restaurant you know to grab
breakfast before we all went out to to jordan right and uh we were all sitting at the table
and he was just reading the menu this and that look at the looking at the menu then the lady
starts taking our our orders and he's like i'll have the senior chicken please you know just with
this jordanian accent i'll have the right? Hey, all our food came out.
I had the steak skillet.
People had all this stuff, right?
They bring them out a little piece of chicken, a little bit of mashed potato, and two pieces of carrots.
I was like, what the fuck did you order, bro?
He's like, I ordered the signora chicken.
I was like, man, what is this?
He's like, he ordered the signora chicken. I was like, man, what is this? He's like, he ordered the senior chicken.
You know?
I'm like, are you fucking serious?
Ready up, dogs.
Let's have some fun.
Raisin, what's going on, Raisin?
Where's Raisin?
Are you eating tilapia?
Rais him or like raisinet?
No, someone was on stage.
Her name was Raisin.
I thought you were trying to send a drag rape. Jesus Christ, I need to go to sleep.
It's funny because
you called her name
and it was like she was like oh shit
Better move away from here
It's so fast
So funny
We the matter again wait am I not rugging no you're not rugging
okay we're waiting for hillbilly books
what is it hillbilly books
what do you call it
hillbilly books
or country books
hold on raisin
raisin is flexing
all their off accounts on us right now.
This is the sixth account I've brought up
with Arabic writing.
That's my Arabic writing. that's an arabic writing no i think that's hebrew
oh i don't see i don't see it. I don't see life, Magneto. They're gone.
I don't know what the fuck they think they're doing, but...
Good luck to them, you know?
What do you think Magneto wants?
Have you talked to Magneto today?
No, I haven't.
No, I haven't.
$23.95, guys.
Five more and we are at $2,400.
You scared me.
Five more and we are at $2,400 mints.
We are at 71.9% minted.
Hey, guys.
I don't know how that...
I thought he was trying to summon a dry grapes comment.
Was it good enough for you to go mint five?
I think you just forgot to do it because that was pretty funny.
So you should just go mint those.
Because we sit here and entertain you all the time, you know.
Wait, what did you say about the dried grapes?
I didn't get it.
He kept calling raisins and I didn't know it was a person because I never saw him come on stage.
Because, you know, X is the one thing we pay for that we don't get to work properly.
Seriously?
Yeah, and we don't get refunds either. He's like, and when we don't get refunds either,
he's like, yep, don't care.
I scarfed down that bag of Doritos
like you would not believe it.
Was it a small bag?
Big bag.
Medium.
I got two momos coming.
People better mint.
There's only like 40 momos left.
I might get a third momo.
Momo's adorable.
Somebody go get me and Katie instead.
I should have unnuded it instead
because I freaking knew it was a mascot.
He's cute.
Space Kitty, you got Zoddy's phone number?
Maybe. It's been a while since I moved.
Text him and tell him
to mint the next 55.
He'll get Momo.
You're going to get me blocked.
I do, but I'm not doing that again
We're back on good terms
I said I have his number
But I'm not doing that again
We're back on good terms
Yeah, I'm a pass
I'm not
Please do it again, Katie
It's so funny, Katie
I know, I know.
Just hear me out.
If there's an event, you got a wife, and she's saying, you can't go unless I go, and you got two momos, now you can bring your wife because that's two passes, you see?
So you need more than one fucking momo.
I want one.
I want to go to a party alone.
Why alone?
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
If I'm going to go somewhere,
I'm going to go somewhere.
I'm just going to go.
I like to meet people.
I don't like to bring people.
Because then you have to be like,
hey, okay, are you coming?
Are you ready?
Are you getting your shit together?
Is that your way of saying I like to leave the husband at home?
Oh, I never do.
I've been a stay-at-home mom for 11 years.
He left me for Turkey to get a hair transplant once, but I never leave.
But I'm going to leave.
I'm not going to leave him, but I'm going to leave the house.
That's probably a good idea.
That's probably a good idea.
You should get out every now and again, you know?
I'm starting to.
I'm starting to.
I'm starting to.
My kids are going to
school this year
for the first time.
Just tell them.
Yeah, so they go to school
and then you just be like,
deuces, ass of grass.
No, yeah, I'm gonna.
Definitely.
11 years in, I'm due.
Raising babies.
Last one's five
wait did me get his tummy tuck yet i know i have adhd sorry i just like said that
does anybody know no no no he's not getting it till september i think
can't wait isn't that so strange i don't even know him like can't wait for me just tell me to
yep kind of there's some people around here who can't wait for me
well i know so i mean i guess it's not all that weird oh yeah is that still on is that still
books knows the best doctors i'm assuming
it's got the connections Okay. Books knows the best doctors, I'm assuming.
It's got the connections.
I don't know.
Is New York City known for that stuff?
The girl that's just in my hair, she's going to Columbia for a nose job, I guess.
In May, I guess Columbia's known for surgeries.
I did not know that.
Which is crazy, but cleaning and talking.
Yamaha, where is
Hillbilly Books at?
Yamaha here?
Yeah, I gotta send them something first.
It'll be a few days.
A few days?
I thought this was like today.
I'm over here waiting for real Billy books today.
A few days.
Like how many days?
I didn't send the skincare thing.
I didn't see it yet.
Oh, I didn't send it.
I just got home and I'm like tackling something.
I did not send it yet, but I will send it to you.
Okay.
We're gonna love it.
Yamaha, are you serious?
Like, a few days?
Yeah, depending on how long UPS takes from Monday to his office.
Wait, you rugged.
I couldn't hear you.
I said depending on how long UPS takes to get from my office on Monday to his office.
Just sending him something.
I can't give you any hints.
Is it a live animal? No no kidding no chinchillas
no chinchillas
okay he said hillbilly books so he's probably sending them some leather chaps
missing the ass pieces would probably be deceased if books posted a
photo of him and assless chaps let's be real here right around with asses chaps on that's another
level like the wig on live stream that was a good one shirt off swinging around like this stuff is
good like assless jams that's another level of insanity well you know who the you know the wig
that was farouk all day when he put that wig was amazing he also looked like the girl from Incredibles
that little
I don't know if she's small
like you know Incredibles
come on you have to know Incredibles
Nico
that was definitely not
that was Farouk
right books
what you know
what I'm talking
about though
right
what's her name
is he not
talking or
is he writing
Edna
Edna
mode
Edna
mode
Edna
mode
you don't
know Edna
mode
Google
Edna
mode
Google Edna Mode? Google Edna Mode.
Google Edna Mode.
I'm back, Raisin.
We want to hear from you. Kura, get your ass up here.
Where the hell did you go?
Kura.
Ya Kura.
Ya Kundara.
Yamaha.
Yeah.
You're good, right?
Yeah, I'm good.
I got it.
I end up thinking.
No problem, bro.
There's some people in this space,
that are super fucking solid.
Very, very, very small amount.
There's a whole lot that are fucking scum.
I can see that.
I also can see there's a few that are really good people in here.
Yep.
Very few, man.
Gotcha.
Understood.
Not in this community.
I'm talking about the space as a whole.
Yeah, yeah, I gotcha.
Shit, in this community, man.
There's certain people I trusted with a fuck ton fuck ton of money bro to be real with you
real money i just hate that you gotta wait for four or five days to coinbase and uphold this
to fucking release it bro yo listen do it do the coinbase thing it just for yourself even
and just get past that and just build up those limits it's the coinbase thing it just for yourself even and just get past that and just build up
those limits it's the most important thing you could have is is strong limits with all these
cex's because all we need cex's for is on ramp and off ramp and off ramp not not not even
necessarily right but it's still good right to build those limits up because when there's that major dip and you're trying to acquire and no one wants to give it up, you're going to need those fucking limits.
I'm telling you right now.
Credit card limit, wire limit, all that.
Build that shit up so you don't got to wait eight days anymore and it becomes instant.
I've been with them for five years.
They don't have a limit.
And I wire them the money and they'd still hold the shit.
They're going to hold it probably until Monday for a wire.
Whatever that bank transfer or whatever that is.
There's a cooling off period on both of them.
They're fucking whores.
Sorry, ladies.
My shit is quick, bro.
My shit is real quick.
It was real quick.
I haven't used any news. it depends on what bank you have
bank of america for 28 years same fucking one got a million dollars in there they will still
won't let me fucking take it out bank of america and chase are fucking good
i would have someone from the bank call Coinbase.
TDM.
Am I doing it wrong?
I just hooked up my bank account as an ACH whenever I buy shit.
Am I sending the money wrong way?
Is there a better, faster way to do it? Anyone? Anyone? anyone anyone
so i think i'm rugging a little bit because you're like cutting up but
i'd have to look into it for whatever like uh for larger amounts because i never try to like
buy a large amount from coinbase myself so somehow kura you know he's helped me out a couple times
he can put the money in and get it right out and transfer it like within five minutes i don't know
how it does yeah because do you do you have coinbase pro no i don't even know what that is
yeah sign up for coinbase pro oh all right yeah that'll do it. Correct. Thank you. I didn't know that.
I didn't know what it is.
Yeah, it's like it takes off that holds with stuff over a thousand.
Gotcha.
I got on Coinbase back in 19 when I was buying a shitload of XRP that I traded a lot of it in for motion.
But it worked out right.
But thank you for the info
Thanks for the info by the way
You know in person in person when we all meet up and shit y'all I'll set you up with a bunch of crazy shit
Bunch of crazy shit.
What'd you say?
I said when we meet up in person, all of us,
I'll teach you a bunch of crazy shit to do. Alright.
I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
Ladies and gentlemen
I'm gonna go build
Five wallets
So I get me some
Five more Momos
You know how to do
All that shit easily
Right?
Yeah I can do that
Same
You don't do a new
Seed phrase right?
Yeah
You just
You just add the wallet
Exactly
Cool Even Even Magneto can do it You don't do a new seed phrase, right? You just add the water.
Cool.
Even Magneto can do it.
Yo, that's foul, bro.
Yo, that's a great marketing term. Yo, that's foul, bro.
Bro, that's so wrong.
He said even Magneto can do it.
Yo, Yamaha's not even a shit talker, And he said even Magneto can do it, bro
That shit is foul, bro
I love Magneto, he's alright
He's alright
Fuck me and him's old guys
He can do it, I can do it
Slow-mo, slow-mo
Only because Magneto was up there yesterday
Asking
Or no, today
And Columbo was like, go here, go over here, slide over here.
So that was a good one.
Yeah, Katie, I was doing the same thing.
I was taking notes the whole time.
Were you?
Yes, man.
That was good.
That shit is funny as hell.
Even Magneto can do it.
The funny part is Magneto would laugh at that too.
It's funnier too
because Yamaha don't talk shit.
No, I don't, but that was my joke
of the year probably.
He couldn't hold that one in.
Nah, it was too perfect
to set up.
Blow too good.
Bro, the fucking 7-Eleven by me ran out of par phase, man
Cunts
7-Eleven par phase?
Bro, they're so good, bro
I take down two of them shits a day
You're joking
Yo, I should look like Kura, guys
Yeah, I was gonna say
You have like more chemicals in your body
Than like a science lab
Literally
Like even good chemicals Yeah You know what I'm talking about For real I have like more chemicals in your body than like a science lab. Literally.
Like even good chemicals.
Yeah.
You know what I'm talking about.
For real.
I went through my fridge with you once, right?
Yeah, the proper balance.
So it always works.
Bro, it's crazy.
My metabolism is fucking retarded.
But one day it's going to change. And I'm going to look like Kura.
And Kura is going to look like me.
Yeah, you're going to start the steak only diet the what what is it
the steak only diet
all three meals of the day you just eat a steak
fuck that bro
you get sick of that shit
you definitely get sick of it but you'll shred weight
fuck says shred weight
yeah like if he ever blew up like a tick because all that
sugar and garbage that he ate all he'd have to do is like eat a small amount of carbs and steaks
for all three meals he'll literally lose all the weight in like six months i use fat in the crowd Question Ticks blow up
Like
You never got sucked on by a tick
No I have
But I never heard that phrase
I have
I still live in the fricking
Boonies
You almost have not grown up in deep enough of Boston
No no no
You've got lemon disease before?
No, I don't have Lyme's disease.
You've never had lemon disease?
Lemon disease.
No, I don't have Lyme's disease, no.
But I did get bit.
You don't get rid of it.
I don't have it.
Yeah, you said you had it, though, right i got bit i got i had a tick on me once but i didn't i don't have lyme's disease maybe i got it off
i thought you were saying like you you had no disease you've never had lemon disease before
no lemon disease funny story though my mom my my nephew was asking my mom one time he was like You've never had Lyme disease before? No. Lyman disease? Funny story, though.
My nephew was asking my mom one time.
He was like, what is Lyme disease?
And she's like, so basically you're fatigued.
You're really tired.
You don't have a lot of energy.
She explained it so poorly.
And he's like, yo, I think I have Lyme disease.
He's from Detroit. That's from my doctor's. He's like, yo, I think I have Lyme disease he's from Detroit that's from my doctor
he's like yo I think I have Lyme disease I'm like no you don't because he's always tired
because he's a teenager now I'm like no my mother just explained that so bad it's more than that dude
if you remove the tick within 24 hours you you won't have Lyme disease, even if it had the bacteria.
Literally, my son had a tick, and we didn't know it was longer than 24 hours.
I was panicking.
I was like, I'm not sure.
So he needed antibiotics to make sure that it doesn't turn into some sort of disease or Lyme disease.
That was a thing, but 24 hours is the...
Isn't it...
For a Lyme disease?
Yes.
Yeah.
Isn't it like a specific tick too?
Like it's not like all ticks?
Yeah.
Deer ticks.
Deer ticks.
It carries the bacteria.
You guys had ticks sucking on you before?
No, that's crazy.
I really never have.
Is it supposed to be something that's...
Normal? No.
It's not like join the tick sucking club.
It's just like if you were out in the woods.
You're like an intelligent human.
Yeah, if you're an intelligent human,
you usually don't just allow ticks to bite and suck on you.
Yeah. No, like ticks and mosquitoes, they know're an intelligent human, you usually don't just allow, like, ticks to bite and suck on you. Yeah.
No, like, ticks and, like, mosquitoes, they know I'm gangsters, so they're like, fuck that, we ain't fucking with them.
Probably.
Or, do you just always live in New York?
Have you ever gone, like, hunting?
Bro, I lived on a house.
I lived on a house with 37 acres at one point.
Oh, okay.
Well, then.
In northern New Jersey, 20 minutes from New York City, yo, so...
So you could have got it, but you didn't.
I grew up riding dirt bikes, quads, 18...
Was it near a river?
No, hell no, no river.
So you could have got one.
Luke, are you sure?
Those sticks, they crawl into warm spots on your body.
You don't even know you're not even
aware you have a tick
oh I know
what is it?
books?
y'all had ticks sucking on you
literally you have to check
everything if you've been in if you've been in nature you've got to
check everything like private spots everything oh my oh my oh i have my son is golfing that's why
he he's a lot in nature so we have to check him like every time you check him every single time
he has to yeah because that one time we didn't pay
attention and then we found out then it was sitting there behind his knee and we were not
sure if it was like longer than 24 hours so oh my god your armpits and other spots. She can crawl up there.
Yeah, weird.
I feel like I have a tick on me right now.
That's so much tick talk.
Yeah, it's gross.
Books.
You say you all want to see hillbilly books?
Like it was happening today
it's happening next week
brought to life by yamaha
did he buy like a
what happens
come again cap's struggling hard What happens?
Come again?
He bought me a side-by-side with a Ferrari engine in it.
I don't know what that means.
Like a buggy?
Side-by-side.P. Clay Thompson.
Yeah, Katie, a rubber baby buggy bumper.
A rubber baby bugger bumper?
No, buggy bumper.
Buggy bumper.
I'll say it fast.
Rubber baby bugger... I can't. Rubber baby bugger...
I can't.
Rubber baby bugger bumper...
I can't.
Let's do this one more time.
Rubber baby bugger bumper?
Rubber baby buggy bumper.
Rubber baby bugger...
I can't.
Can't do it.
My brain is...
Still messing with Wallace. I'll be back.
Ready up.
Does anybody know what day it is i forget saturday friday it's saturday
it is a saturday where is kura actually
he's down there.
Getting ready for his space in 10 minutes.
Probably he's just getting... Is he doing a space?
Who knows?
Kura's getting his coffee right now.
He's getting ready for his space.
Did you say who knows or who knows?
Both.
He's stretching.
He's stretching?
Are you stretching for a space yes that would be a funny video you know you gotta do what you gotta do kura stretching for kura do a video if you can hear
me he takes it so serious do a video kura you stretching for your space please in the mirror in like a long mirror
just videotape yourself stretching for your space
please
i will repost it i just love to know why people drive slow on the highway.
I'd love to know that.
If anybody can enlighten me in this space.
Well, maybe that got pulled over before and they don't want to get pulled over again.
Or they're on their phone.
On their freaking phone.
I hate that.
When people are driving too slow.
Oh my god.
It's my number one pet peeve on the highway.
What's your number one pet Steve?
People driving under 60 on the highway.
Come on.
Pet Steve.
Why don't you go by bike then?
Go ride a bike.
Have you seen those videos?
People in New York City city get off the bike lane
like bike riders are no joke yeah no bullshit katie i on several occasions almost pushed people
over in boston uh for doing that shit so for driving i've kicked i've kicked i've pushed all that yeah yeah like 500 unique wallets 500
unique wallets three away from 2400 less fucking go yeah i'm talking to stick an arm out the window
and push the guy over at a red light wait i'm sorry if they're in the bike lane i i didn't get
what you're saying like a just driving or just because they're in the bike lane yeah well i was with like one of my
it was my ex-girl and she was driving and this guy pulled up on her like running his mouth saying
that we took the corner too tight and we're at a red light so he had to stop anyway so there's no
point for him to be all huff and puff and mad screaming through the window at me and my girlfriend
at the time so i shoved him over into another car that was parked on the side of the road and we pulled off oh my road rage
yeah i mean don't ride the bike on the street in the city like i don't know what to tell you
if someone didn't get hit i don't know just come to amsterdam you'll see all bikes all over the place
in the city of yeah like bottom line is i'm in a 2 000 pound vehicle that has an engine
on it so you need to avoid me
like that's true i'm in a 1999 Geo Metro. 1989.
1989.
That's my birthday.
I'm in a 1990 Pontiac Sundance.
A Chrysler Sundance.
A wide body?
The wide body?
I don't make no wide body, bro.
You know what a Chrysler Sundance is?
No, I'm just joking.
That was a fucking ultimate hoopty, bro.
I'm way too fucking young
for that nonsense. Ultimate
redneck hooptie. Chrysler Sundance.
Plymouth Sundance.
Sorry, Plymouth. Remember
the Plymouth Prowler? They don't need that, bro.
They didn't have Plymouth. I'm
old enough to know about old
mobiles. That's about it.
You don't know what a Plymouth Prowler is?
Hell the fuck no.
That's the one that they designed the... What should we call it off of?
PT Cruiser.
No, the Prowler is the one with the two wheels in the front.
Right, Bucks?
Yeah, yeah.
The wheels that...
What did they design off of?
They designed the fucking...
There's new motorcycles that they got out there right now.
The Can-Am the Can-Am.
I had it. I had it.
That's kind of, they went off of, they kind of went off of the Prowler design for those.
Yeah.
You know who loved the Plymouth Prowler and PT Cruisers?
Cash One, you remember?
Remember they had the PT Cruisers with the wood panels and stuff on the side and
then with the plymouth prowlers yeah yeah yeah the prowler came out when the uh when that the
new dodge stealth body came out remember so there it was either you're getting the stealth or you're
getting the prowler at that time pt cruiser what a shitty car yeah and then chevy ugliest car and then chevy comes out with
an hhr thinking they're fucking cool well that's because it uh oh we have the competition to the
fucking pt cruiser they're both trash.
Hey, and they had cults too, them PT Cruisers.
They had like PT Cruiser.
Damn, I saw a four-door...
What was it?
One second.
What's it?
I forgot what fucking car it was.
It's one of them two-door.
It's one of them sports cars.
They made it a four-door.
Was it a fucking Camaro?
It might have been a Camaro.
It actually looked good, too.
It had that Corvette look to it.
But it was a four-door. you know the Plymouth Prowler wasn't even fast
yeah it was just the looks right bro
yeah it was like that it was like the fourth Thunderbird remember the new one that they came
out with
Yeah, that thing was ugly
And it wasn't even fast
PC Cruiser even looks like
It's so shitty
It was so easy and cost efficient
For them to make
With a fucking roof
I don't know.
You know what car I always love, though?
The Lexus SC convertible.
Is that the one that looked like a little bubble? It's like little bubble yeah yeah i like that car bro that was a good one
what are we at guys let's get this update real quick bam bam bam
you know what i'm starting to see a lot too you know how they're like shipping skyline guys, let's get this update real quick. Bam, bam, bam.
You know what I'm starting to see a lot, too?
You know how they're, like, shipping Skylines? Oh, the right-hand drives?
Yeah, yeah, I'm starting to see
obviously a lot of those,
but a lot of, uh,
like Lancer Evolution
1, 2, 3, like those we never had.
The Fast and Furious
ones, right?
Yeah. Yep. two or three like the fast and furious ones right yeah yeah
yeah you're trying to get a lot of those out here bro What are they going to call the new PT Cruiser?
I thought you were going to say one of your lines. PT Cruiser is now like Shmitty Boozer.
What are they going to call it?
The KT Cruiser.
The KT Cruiser.
You wouldn't rock a KT Cruiser? Yeah, I would. If it was a car like that. KT Cruiser You wouldn't rock a KT Cruiser?
Yeah, I would
If it was a car like that
KT Cruiser
I mean
It's not if it's like
900 million dollars
No, those were cheap
The PC Cruisers weren't that expensive
That's why everybody was buying them
Don't they call those Punch bugs or something? Cruisers weren't that expensive. That's why everybody was buying them.
Don't they call those punch bugs or something?
Punch bug, you know, punch back.
Give me a Coke.
Oh my god.
I feel old.
I feel old. I really feel old today.
I had a bad day. How old are you?
I'm your age.
1990?
Then you're older.
You're 35.
That's crazy.
No, I'm not.
I'm 29.
No, I'm not.
How much money?
I just turned 35.
That's a lie.
Pretty sure. How much money just turned 35 That's a lie
Pretty sure it's not
I'm Nico's age Nico is like forty three
No, I'm not forty forty four
I'm like he's not I turn. I turned 45 in two weeks.
Oh, really?
Yep.
So many birthdays.
Yep.
Columbo turning 60 years old.
That was so funny.
I said, I'm really contemplating
this snack wrap crispy ranch right now.
I don't know if I want that shit right now Your stomach's gonna hurt because you just
Had Doritos
You're still eating?
I will
It will hurt
Because when you eat Doritos like that
It makes you hungry
And then you're hungry for more bad stuff
Because you ate that which is fine
It's like everything in moderation
You don't need to buy your Doritos every day.
That'd be terrible. But then
you start getting hungry, then you eat more junk.
And then by the end of the night, you're like,
does anybody have medication?
Because my stomach hurts.
We had some fire-ass falafel sandwiches
today.
Nothing is better than a fountain Coke.
Send it, books.
I gotta know.
I gotta know if I'm eating McDonald's
for like the first time in over a year.
Fuck it.
Is the chicken different?
We're gonna see it right now.
Actually, it's been like six months since
because I tried those fucking stupid chicken tenders.
Wait, what are you guys ordering?
Snack wrap,
crispy ranch. Yeah, the snack
wraps back to McDonald's.
You know, they're probably ass, just like everything
they bring back to McDonald's.
McDonald's, big and tasty, just a dollar.
I was going to ask you,
if you leave your house in
New York City, how long would it take you
to get to a McDonald's driving?
Five minutes.
Five minutes.
Oh, walking 10 minutes.
12 minutes.
Nah, nah, nah.
It's a little further, yo.
Do you walk a lot in the city books?
Yeah, I walk a lot.
I walk a lot, yo.
This summer, I'm not walking too much.
But last summer, if you were on spaces with me, bro, I was walking on water.
Like, exercising, jogging during spaces, the whole space.
I'm about to get back in that groove.
Someone minted an ultra.
Really? Just now?
Let's fucking go.
Just now?
Let's go.
Someone minted an ultra.
I told you guys.
Nobody wanted to believe us.
You know what follows up. You know what comes after an ultra
It always happens
It always happens
Was it Yamaha? Did Yamaha just mention ultra?
In Minutes
Yamaha was that you?
He said he was about to do three
Yes he did
And it's probably him
And he's got that fucking luck
You don't got that luck
You ain't lying
He's got them doggone balls
Which one was it that minted though?
Yo the ultras are fucking sexy bro
That one with the bottom teeth
Eyes
And it says Watska On the top of it It's so dope are fucking sexy, bro. That one with the bottom teeth, eyes,
and it says Watska on the top of it. It's so dope, and the one that looks
like it is even doper, bro.
Somebody minted an ultra. Let's
fucking go. Whoever minted it, drop
it in the bottom right-hand corner.
We want to take a look. We want to see
what you just minted, guys.
Somebody minted a fucking ultra.
A legendary is coming, guys.
I'm going to tell you
right now, I feel like
Cap's shit shit is legendary.
I feel like the same thing.
I think I still got the best one.
It is so legendary.
Cap, you have the sexiest,
one of the sexiest in the whole collection.
Hey, I'm going to be honest with you.
Two just fucking minted some fire
and it's got the ought to be writing
in the left eye. Oh, man. Look at this thing, bro. I'm going to put it with you. Two just fucking minted some fire. And it's got the ought to be writing in the left eye.
Oh, man.
Look at this thing, bro.
I'm going to put it up top just for two seconds.
Look at the one right up top right there, bro.
Look at the teeth with the black background.
It's got the ought to be writing in the left eye.
It's got the nose is different.
That's actually a hot ass piece right there, bro.
That is hot as fuck. That's actually a hot-ass piece right there, bro. That is hot as fuck.
That's a hot-ass.
I love that.
Yeah, that is really nice.
It's like a little teardrop on the right eye.
He's got the little teardrop.
There's an ultra with that mouth, a purple ultra with that mouth, too.
That is really nice.
Yo, guys, just tell me when Kuro starts so we can head on over there.
I pinned it up top, guys.
Make sure you guys set a reminder for his space, guys.
It's starting now. Any minute. Any second.
Books, isn't it your collection?
Couldn't you make Cats a legendary?
You and Kulimbo if you wanted to?
No, that would ruin the project.
It's cheating?
Yeah, of course.
Sorry, I'm learning the rules.
Was this one supposed to be a legendary?
Maybe it got like swapped. Yo, guys, guys, guys. I'm not going this one supposed to be a legendary and maybe it got like swapped?
Yo, guys, guys, guys.
I'm not going to say the names of the projects.
There were projects that went and switched people's NFTs before
and did some really grimy shit.
Like Cap got a legendary, but they wanted it to be Niko's
and updated Cap's to a city one.
Oh, I see.
I see why you wouldn't want to.
That's why a lot of the unrevealed ones,
the ones that don't reveal right away,
they can play with all of that.
They'll find out what their mint numbers are,
everything, and they'll start switching up metadata.
And then they're like, you guys ready?
Here you go. Here's the reveal.
And then all their friends and them, actually,
the team's got all the ultras and legendaries
and stuff like that. That candy machine shit did us dirty shit did us dirty because a lot of legendaries came out early
a lot of y'all don't know this but if all those legendaries didn't come out in the first thousand
yeah we probably would have minted a lot quicker oh my god it would have been way quicker
like if a legendary didn't come out until like like, 1500 or, like, 2000, like, that would have been the most ideal situation.
But please explain to me how in the first thousand, 70% of legendaries and 70% of ultras came out.
That don't make no sense.
All the ultras and legendaries almost came out.
When they're supposed to be the most rare.
Shit was terrible, bro.
I mean, if I'm not mistaken, one came out in the first 20 minutes, bro.
But if we didn't use the candy machine, guess what would have happened?
People would have started saying, there are scammers, blah, blah, blah, that bullshit, bro.
I fucking hate this place.
Yeah, I get why you don't want to do that then.
Because you did it the fairest way.
It's the best way to do it, though.
Right?
If we were like, like yo we make a pact
between each other no one's gonna mint them we know it's gonna be number 500 number 750 number
1000 number 1500 number 1750 number 2000 number 2500 like if we timed it like that it would have
been so much that's so obvious though like if nico, Nico, not exactly, not exactly like those numbers,
but like around those ranges.
Right.
It would be obvious if like everybody that's in your speaker speaker panel,
the last six months have,
have a legendary,
like that'd be obvious.
Like,
I don't understand why people do it that way.
Stupid.
I mean that candy with the candy machine,
there's a chance you might get every legendary in the first 100.
I was pretty happy
when I pulled an ultra with the first five that I mentioned.
I didn't know you had an ultra.
That's the one that's my PSP Yo, Pyro got the ultra
And he fucking deserves it
Oh, did he really?
Let's fucking go
He definitely deserves it, bro
He meant it a lot, didn't he?
He did, yeah
Pyro's
Damn, bro
He got a fucking sick one
Yeah, he's like at 70, 80 minutes.
It's the one with the Illuminati eye
in the middle of its face, right?
Yeah, that shit is fucking sick.
Yeah, that shit is sick.
That shit is sick as fuck.
2398, guys. Let's get this to 2400 real quick.
We are less than 50 to go right now, Books?
For Momos?
5.55.
Yeah, but I'm saying, how many do we have?
How many you need?
55 away.
So we're at 500 right now.
Yup, 55 away, and...
Bloop, bloop, bloop!
We press buttons.
Did Columbo say whether we mint out
or it's once the 5-5-5 gets hit?
You know, I'm not sure.
Remember to ask him if I'm not here.
It's a separate contract, so I'm not sure how he wants to do that.
It's the same wallet, so it's easy to do.
He knows what to do.
That's not like, you know, you got to pay the mint or anything like that.
Yeah. Like, you know, you got to pay the mint or anything like that. I don't know why.
There are some founders that would have the nerve to tell you, oh, you got to pay for the gas.
Wait, what?
Like some crazy shit.
Like, oh, the mint is .01 because
the gas fees that we would have to
pay to send it to you you know some crazy
shit like
they have a charge for the mint
some people got no shame guys
at all
got no fucking shame at all.
Either way, Katie, this is going on the watch.
What? Yeah, for sure.
Where's this Kurok back? No, I know. I just looked. It's not started yet. If Katie
mints right now,
let's just tell you what happened. Katie
mints 50 right now. 50? No, I'm saying, if Katie mints right now. Right now. Let's just tell you what happened. Katie mints 50 right now.
No, I'm saying if Katie mints 50 right now and pulls a legendary and gets the Rolex,
bad mommy heading for a bridge.
I can't.
Or to Books' house to try to murder.
She's going straight to the closest.
The tallest, closest one.
She's going straight there.
Books. straight to the
if i'm into rolex i'm calling your phone and saying what the do i do with this he's writing
a thread like books has been scamming you all like it's gonna be like a whole 20 piece thread
of how books is the devil books cause this blah blah blah and she's going straight for it
books is the devil books cause this blah blah blah blah and she's going straight for it
yeah hold on oh my gosh
he said she's going straight for it
how about it
i try i tried
who raw is taking that video he's stretching he's taking that video yo books you got any
inside information in the music industry?
Any what for the music industry?
Like inside knowledge.
On what?
Like release dates.
Oh, yo, no.
Like you gotta be like down with that particular person
To get any inside knowledge
Why?
Nah, I'm just curious
If it was someone I'm friends with, yeah
If you want one of these
Fucking South rappers
You're like, hell no
I don't know, nobody around those people
Nah, nah, nah, nah
I've had albums months before and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My emails.
I've had unreleased shit.
I've had crazy shit, bro.
Yeah, I'm talking a little bit.
It's like a little bit up there, to be honest.
Because I can get this stuff from down south.
I get that stuff all the time sent to me from my buddy who does stuff down there.
But yeah, no stuff up here or uh
one of the biggest big name one of the biggest people that two raw designs is my boy um he does
a lot of their album covers and mixtape covers yeah that's fire like everybody shit he used to
do everybody's shit bro i would get everything from that kid.
Yeah, I've been trying to, like, tap all my sources to try and get some inside info on when this fucking Iceman shit's gonna drop.
Yo, fam, Kura started up.
Let's all head over there.
Let's go there.
Let's go there.
Let's be lit.
Let's be lit.
We got today 100 mints live with books and Columbo and Motion and all the ladies.
Let's see what Kura can pull off today.
Nico might have to help him.
I don't know if he could do it without Nico.
But some people are telling me I don't think Nico could do it without Kura.
Kura is always there.
So we're going to see right now.
We're going to see right now. We're going to see right now.
I hope Nico brings his A sales game.
And we see where this goes.
Let's go to Kura.
I'll see y'all there.
Peace, fam. Thank you.
