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Memes & Market Talk - Tariff Fear - Crypto Talk
Recorded: April 1, 2025 Duration: 3:58:46Space Recording
Short Summary
The discussion highlights trends in the crypto market, including narrative control, the Ponzi-like nature of some projects, the emergence of meme coins, and the importance of transparency and strategic investment approaches. The interconnectedness of traditional financial markets with crypto and the cyclical nature of market behavior are also emphasized.
Full Transcription
GM GM GM GM gm gm gm gm april fool's day 8 49 a.m here in boston beautiful day my vibes are electric
my vibes are just right haven't fallen for any pranks so far
pranks so far.
Tuesday, bro. Little gloomy.
Little rainy day out here in Boston,
bro, but yet behind those clouds
and rain and all this shit.
It's the sunshine.
Bro, these storms shall pass, bro.
I picture myself in a little boat getting
fucking blown around by some stormy
fucking crazy
squall. Also, I'm fighting a shadow band fory fucking crazy squall.
Also, I'm fighting a shadow ban for my fucking life right now.
Every time I share data on the little David Bobo Cabal, dude.
I don't know what they're spending on the shit, but my engagement fucked right now.
And that's okay.
So I'm going to lean on you guys, retweet the room. Let people know where we're at. They can try to
slow me down.
They can't stop you, boy, bro.
They can try to suppress
me. Shadowban me.
Ridicule me.
Slap a label on out.
But they can't stop the show, bro.
But again, I am shadowband Retweet the Room.
We're going to get into the shit.
Happy April Fool's Day, bitch.
Let's wake these motherfuckers.
I ain't never give a fuck.
GM, GM, GM, GM, GM.
You think I'm supposed to give a fuck now because I'm rich?
Shit on me made me worse.
Hating ass nigg me made me worse hating that nigga made me work I ain't never care what a nigga had to say about me and I ain't never care what it do? It just made me, what it do?
And I ain't never care what a nigga had to say about me
And I ain't never care what a bitch had to say about me
It just made me, what it do?
Wanna sit on y'all niggas, what it do?
It just made me, what it do?
Wanna sit on y'all bitches straight up And And that team bitches change on me for a little paper. Say this.
And that team niggas change on me for a little favor.
Say this.
It just make me.
What it do?
Want to sit on y'all bitches straight up.
And that team bitches change on me for a little favor.
Say this.
It just make me.
What it do?
Want to sit on y'all bitches straight up.
And that team bitches change on me for a little paper.
Say this.
And that team niggas change on me for a little favor.
Say this.
It just make me.
What it do?
Want to fuck on y'all bitches straight up.
And I be popping bottles in the club feeling like me, Joe.
Pick me. And you know my niggas gone bring no counter to the counter to the counter to the be poppin' bottles in the club feelin' like me, Joe.
Big Mitch!
And you know my niggas gon' bring the chappers to everywhere we go.
That's it!
And now I'm nuts, I'ma change it, I guess it's just a nigga ego.
Never!
I'm just a young nigga ballin' wanna take me at the game D, whoa.
And that make me, wanna load up the chappers go crazy And go and slide on every nigga that they ain't me
And slide on every single bitch that ever played me back then
You don't wanna hear the Macbeth
And I don't wanna hear the stories with your acting
Reason why I put the Bentley in the acting
To sit on niggas, they ain't tell my nigga back then
And I ain't never care what a nigga had to say about me
And I ain't never care what a bitch had to say about me. And I never care what a bitch had to take about me.
It just make me.
What it do?
Want to shit on y'all niggas.
What it do?
It just make me.
What it do?
Want to shit on y'all bitches straight up.
And it make me.
What it do?
Want to shit on y'all niggas.
What else?
Cause lately.
How you feel?
I ain't been feeling y'all niggas.
What else? Try to play me. What else? I ain't been feeling y'all niggas. What else?
Try to play me.
What happened?
I drop a brick on y'all niggas and make them go crazy.
Crazy.
On that single one of y'all niggas straight up.
And all these old wanna fuck with a nigga like me.
Like me.
But when I was locked down, ain't none of these old ribbies.
Like me.
That's why I don't change bitches Cause I'm on the only thing inside me
It's dope!
And I don't fuck with no niggas all day once
And inside me
Day one!
We got 30
Riding around trying to do a nigga dirty
Try burn me
Headshot bye bye for a birdie
And I ain't worried about none of y'all niggas trying to hurt me
I got all these killers on standby
And they kill any nigga trying to make me word up
And I ain't never care what a nigga had to say about me
And I ain't never care what a bitch had to say about me
It just make me wanna do
Wanna steal y'all niggas wanna do
It just make me wanna do
Wanna steal y'all bitch's train What a do? What a do? What a do? What a do? What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do?
What a do? What a do? What a do? What a do, what a do? One wacky head straight up And now me in your city going hard like a nigga on that
That's fat
And you be fucking with a nigga that be fucking with a nigga's cold ass
Pay right
I can't control my dog with them dirty down, never hold that
That's about me and my chitty, they tell you that we really on that
I got the baddest bitch, I do
Got the fly, bitch, I do. Got the flag with the right.
And God bless me, I never ever get tired of this.
That's right.
I ain't worried about none.
I ain't worried about none.
Cause if I were, we're about time.
All y'all niggas getting murdered about time.
Straight up.
And I ain't never care what a nigga had to say about me.
And I ain't never care what a nigga had to say about me. No. And I ain't never care what a bitch had to say about me.
It just make me.
What it do?
Want shit on y'all niggas.
What it do?
It just make me.
What it do?
Want shit on y'all bitches.
Yeah.
We tweet the room.
That's the motherfucking vibe.
April Fool's Day, bro.
You ain't catching me up in this shit.
You ain't catching me up in this shit. You ain't catching me up in this April Fool's nonsense.
Retweet the room.
Good morning.
Fighting our fucking shadow ban like a motherfucker, bro.
So I'm going to give people a minute to come in and retweet the room.
It's free.
Normally, I don't push the retweets,
but I'm fighting for my life with engagement, bro.
We know it. We see it right now.
Anyways, it's Tuesday morning.
It's April Fool's Day,
and I'm ready to run it up with my fucking people, bro.
Make a little noise out here.
Wake these people up.
We here every day, bitch.
We here every day, bitch. I'm a bad guy, I'm a bad guy I come from the bottom, but now I'm mad
They say I'm a menace, that's a bitch if they pay They say a lot about me, let me tell
you what I am They say a lot about me, let me tell you
what I am Paying plan, life's up, so I ain't
I ain't waiting until life starts playing
I'm twice hard to give a dog to pain so I ain't paying attention to what you're saying
Rain drops keep falling on my brain cause I'm in a tribal plane
I'm so hot even if they're wet the jeans I don't have no time I'm insane, remember dark skinned and maize, it's way in the rain, it's all the kind of
the same, except I'm no lame and you're gonna know my name, before we go the world's filled
with my They say I'm a menace, that's the picture they paint. They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't.
They say I'm a bad guy, like I play the bad guy.
I come from the bottom, but now I'm mad fly.
They say I'm a menace, that's the picture they paint.
They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't.
They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't.
They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't. I ain't no ordinary. Hey, hello, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Before I sang I had that bang on slippers Can't complain but they ain't gon' give ya
They ain't gon' get ya Might as well give up or get up, get out and get thumpin'
Get a job, so get the thumpin' Only God can judge him, only he without sin
Tell me if my memes justify my ends Tip it, I'm gonna fly in the bin
Why are my friends who wishing you again? Just survive my ends Pivot, I'm gonna fly in the bend
Why are my friends who wants to you again?
Surprise man, I'm just a knockin' Here comes the bad guy again
Say hello, uh, uh, hello, uh, uh, hello Here comes the bad guy again
Say hello, I'm a bad guy They say I'm a bad guy
I come from the bottom, but now a mad fly They say I'm a bad guy. I come from the bottom, but now I'm mad fly.
They say I'm a menace, now the picture they paint.
They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't.
They say I'm a bad guy, say I'm a bad guy.
I come from the bottom, but now I'm mad fly.
They say I'm a menace, now the picture they paint.
They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't.
Hey, hello. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, They say a lot about me, let me tell you what I ain't
Let me tell you what I ain't
We ain't thug, but the latest being thug
Nobody do that when we grew at the time
The property line, we not above
So I've come to master club
Cause we ain't feelin' the love
We ain't doin' crime, but the taker doin' crime
We move a dime, cause we ain't doin' fine
One out of two of us, it's like we're doin' time
You know what you type, you doodle with your mind
My mind, oh my money, money on my mind
If you owe me $10, you ain't givin' me nine
You ain't gimme 48, it's in the mule
So I got my glass 40 now, I'm a bad guy. When you're in the six don't exist Tell them that's when I'm fast Say hello
I'm a bad guy
I'm a bad guy
Retweet the room
Retweet the fucking room
Tuesday morning bruh
April Fool's Day
Pull up bruh
This is the morning show
Real shit Aaron motherfuckers out Pull up, bro. This is the morning show. Shoot.
Real shit.
Aaron motherfuckers out, bro.
Nonsense.
No script.
No fake fucking arguments on here.
Like little David Cabal.
Yeah, we believe that was fake, bitch.
Retreat the room.
Motherfuckers on their ass.
GMGM cool, calm, and collected alchemist is here.
Post-vacation alchemy, no one, even me,
thought I could keep these vibes this positive for this long.
I've avoided crash out on crash out but not something to report this morning five influences from the little David Cabal
just happen organically a per shitter that can hardly break 100 K toppers out here.
It's over guys.
They have
36 KOLs in one
fucking room trying to rally some fucking
garbage vaporware for you to buy.
And guess what bro? There's not
enough cookies for these motherfuckers to break
up. They're fighting over
little crumbs,
little fucking scraps. It's going to get ugly, bro. And I can promise you, if you're in the room with these guys as they try to do some kind of retarded Avengers thing, you are going to lose.
You are going to lose bad. But anyways, April Fool's Day, right right should be an interesting day my kids
haven't pranked me yet I haven't pranked my kids it's bound to happen it's bound
to happen 902 a.m. here we're in April now this game time bro I heard something
from Bobby's who the other day and it actually makes sense there's this old saying bro i heard this saying years ago when pepe came out
it wasn't in may it was like july but i was hosting just community vibe spaces hanging out
doing my alchemist thing with friends some of them still
here some of them gone and we heard some takes we heard some things and we had
blue-collar on the stage, and he said selling may walk away
And I'll never forget that
Because I got a DM from Kenobi
Saying to get that motherfucker off of my stage
He's saying crazy shit and people were gonna sell Pepe and I was like, what the fuck?
What do you mean? I'm not gonna take him down
I'm like, what the fuck? What do you mean? I'm not going to take him down. I like Blue.
And he was like, whatever, Al.
He started getting mad at me, right?
My focus can't control me like that.
You couldn't control me like that then.
I'm just hosting a space for vibes, bro.
And someone's like, get this guy out of here.
Bring this guy up.
You're in my DMs.
Absolutely not.
And I started to realize wait a
minute why was he so freaked out that someone had made a statement like that to a room full of people
and I realize how much of the shit does this guy have around that same time I remember Motherfuckers coming out here Like crypto fucking hydrate
That fucking zoomer nerd
Who you don't really see anymore
Him and Pauly were coming out here
To the community telling motherfuckers
We've seen the biggest Rolexes in houses
You don't need that shit
And if you buy it We we're going to laugh at you
and block you. And I instantly was like, I just bought two Rolexes. What are you going to do
about it? And I found this shit to be crazy. We're here to change our lives. Fuck y'all. I'm here to
fucking change my kid's life. You're never going to shame me into buying a piece of real estate.
Or if I liked watches, I do.
I think real estate maybe is the move first,
but you ain't going to shame me if I buy a watch.
You ain't going to shame me if I buy any of this shit, bro.
But what I realize is, wait a minute,
why are they so fearful of others taking profit?
Why would the project be so fragile that you could not sell it?
And you could sell, Pepe.
The chart would be just fine.
But I started to realize these people were trying to control a narrative.
And the way that someone does
that on this app is very simply you infiltrate space house and the move
with that is not to sway the host per se but to get the audience to get you guys
the listeners right even you little guys out there.
They're trying to get all of you.
You got 836 bucks in Salama.
They want that 836 bucks.
They want to farm me.
To get to you.
They want to discredit me.
So you stop coming here. So they can sell you a product bro it's a numbers game here bro everything's a ponzi if they don't have new buyers coming in or people
continually to fucking dca and buy their project they have to go to the next project, which they do.
Now, there's very few people here
who above all else keep it a buck
and say, what the fuck are these guys doing over here?
And you get villainized, ostracized,
singled out,
called crazy,ally unwell
Anything you could fathom bro
They'll cook a story up on
To just get you to stop
Listening
They're also not
Going to teach you a god damn
Thing about how
To make it here or trade
Or learn
They're going to keep feeding you the next ticker.
They want you stupid.
They want you dumb as a fucking rock.
They want to keep you just happy enough
to keep pumping money into these fucking farms.
They want you to just catch that wind
before they take
it all back and say you should
have taken your profit.
As they're telling you
that you should be holding this shit forever.
And that they've done
the research.
And this is an authentic
historical
It could be a
we've seen memes from different countries
brought to you.
I've done the research, guys.
I did hours and hours of deep diving on this,
and there's a meme of this dog from Mexico
that's gonna be the next Dogecoin.
It was called Joshua.
But the funny thing about that research was,
it wasn't research.
It was back channel shenanigans that Alchemist showed you.
And I showed a DM from little David to me that very morning when I woke up.
You should bribe this Joshua or whatever the fuck he said I forget
I posted it and he went on and on about people that post DMs but he could never speak on the
fact that he was trying to give alchemist a head start to a complete grift that I passed on
some of you motherfuckers dream at night of waking up to that kind of a DM.
Bro, it was such a dog shit idea that I passed on it.
Bro, this was like 6.30 in the morning for me,
and it was until probably 7-ish p.m. that night
that all of a sudden, magically, little David was on a space with
his big body account telling you all about this research.
How many people got the DM like out that morning?
Did you get it?
Now, I posted this and we could find it.
And it got people very upset from a certain sector of crypto twitter
the little david cabal and they call me a bitch and all these fucking things for showing you
that there's a fucking cabal here there's And they're little group chats and network bros finessing you.
You see, some people do this stuff and they build here and they bring you along for the journey
openly. They share it. They give you the entry. They give you the chance. And some people build privately between a few people with every intent to fucking extract from every one of their goddamn supporters.
You guys.
Some of you guys gravitate from space to space and beepity-bom-pity-boopity and respect.
That's cool.
There's really only one motherfucker that I really, really, really don't want people around that are around me.
And that's Andrew.
For a particular reason.
But what I can tell you is.
They want you.
In that room.
They want that 50 bucks.
That 500 bucks.
That 5k.
They're not fucking.
They're not going to discriminate, discriminate bro crooks don't do that
and they're lining you up and they're shadow banning me and they're boughting shows and
they're shadow banning my friends and boughting their accounts and ostracizing anyone who would
dare to say hey man i think these guys are scamming you. Hey man, look at these wallets
This is pretty crazy the money they're pulling out of this project
Considering where it's at right now and if you dare to ask any of these questions
Now you are villainized fuck you come around the show long enough. You ask a question or two you'll be blocked
You could ask yourself, why is that?
What did alchemists do to get these people so upset? You see, I'm not going around like Andrew
saying disgusting and horrible, cowardly things about people's children. I'm showing you a wallet.
Bro, I'm showing you a blockchain wallet, and they're villainizing me think about that
they are tirelessly trying to stop this very show because i'm sharing data with you i'm not out here
reading mind cough or doing some kind of hateful bullshit bro and the amount of fucking suppression suppression they're trying to do on this fucking radio wave
getting out there to people
is unfathomable to me, bro.
I can't even really put a price point
on probably what these motherfuckers have spent
trying to just slow me down.
Because they can't stop me.
They can't stop me, bro.
They've nuked all accounts for me before.
I've been through it.
I'll come right back. No one to fresh run up a fresh account but do you think i'm just
gonna pack it up and say oh they got me oh i guess i won't come back but they're trying
and they want that to happen and again i'm just ask you guys, the listeners who are just here, trull along through life, bro, and really don't get caught up in this stuff. Simply ask yourself,
why? For people who pull up to the show, whether you're new, you're here every day,
what the fuck am I doing? Besides just sharing you things sent my my way. Where I'm like. Guys. You should probably look at that.
But man.
They portray all guys.
This big.
Bad.
Toxic.
Bully.
Calling me motherfuckers.
Dogs.
And pit bulls out here.
And all the stupid things.
I fucking heard.
I'm just here to vibe bro.
I'm here to win with my friends.
Learn.
I'm here selfishly bro to change my children's life
and I've said that from the first time I got here
but I'm trying to win with my friends
so you can keep supporting these guys
as they drop a new animal
a new grift on you
that's over farmed
that's been passed around that you're not getting a DM about most assuredly.
Or you can support people like what Easy and Bobby Zoo are trying to do.
Because what they're trying to do is almost like what these other motherfuckers have tried to do.
But yet they've done it very openly in front of your face on spaces in fucking
Discord calls, I mean telegram calls, etc with people along for the ride whether you want to join them or not
Maybe more of that why are these people so afraid to build out in the open?
It's like some shady construction crew coming when you're
fucking asleep. You can't see
what they're doing. They're covering everything up.
Bobby and Easier out here.
Broad daylight, bro. Cranking nails
all day.
You can walk up and see what they're doing.
You can ask them a question.
They'll stop, put the hammer down
and explain to you what's happening. You can
jump in and build with these motherfuckers and build some equity there.
So ask yourself, next time one of these fucking other spaceos shills you some dog shit token,
how long have they been passing that around first?
How much did they get paid?
How many free tokens were slid their way?
Etc, etc, etc, etc etc those are the bad people here those are the ones who
should get the scrutiny but don't but i'm very very very cool comic collected you don't really
hear me with the angry rants anymore because i used to think that no one else was seeing what was
happening bro swear to god there was months and months and months and months where i felt like it
was really just me yelling into an abyss and then people started to question things as well
people started to look into things that i'm not a good wallet blockchain, bro
Receipts are loud out here
They used to yell to out where are these receipts alchemist?
Now these receipts are here
Not even a whimper
Out of these guys not even a whisper
Nothing I've won
but I'm going to continue to do my victory lap
because these guys aren't done yet
they're not done
they got four, five, six, seven more grifts coming
in the next two fucking months
we'll count them along the way They got four, five, six, seven more grifts coming in the next two fucking months.
We'll count them along the way.
They're going to be here trying to hit you with everything that they got.
Because they know that this cycle is almost up.
But they're telling you, you got 20, 22 fucking months left.
They know.
Some of these guys aren't as stupid as you might think they are so take what I said with a grain of salt
that's my little sermon for this morning
it is April Fool's Day
expect some kind of fuckery I'm imagining
and that's okay
it's Tuesday morning stock market opening up here
shortly
in about 12 minutes It's Tuesday morning stock market opening up here shortly
In about 12 minutes we got easy on deck
Bobby's you my mentor and friend
And of course there's Addison. Last night was cool, man. Last night was cool. You know what? I
kind of liked how everyone just went to bed. All right, man. I'm going to go to bed. All
right, dude. I feel like I was at a sleepover back in the day when I was a kid. You all
have your flashlight and shit. All right, right man then i couldn't sleep and i'd
be in a stranger's house like what the fuck i always had a friend at a sleepover i'd wake up
early and my friend would be sleeping for like fucking felt like three hours and you didn't
want to like go around his house so you just lay in there it's like fucking anyone else
always did that to me, dude.
I was the one sleeping over everywhere.
Trying to get out of my fucking house as a kid, dude.
I was that friend in the summer, dude.
Like I was at my best friend's houses like the whole summer.
I'd come home like every five days.
Change my clothes.
Grab extra shit.
Bro, you didn't catch me, huh?
You couldn't catch me fucking home.
Anyways, retweet the room.
I'm fighting the shadow ban, guys.
It's brutal.
Every time I got a shadow ban, Alk, back in the day,
I would just screenshot the shadow ban,
tweet Elon Musk and Twitter support,
and then sit on spaces, have it be
like the pinned tweet, and within a couple hours
it was fixed. Oh, shit.
Someone run my
report. You know,
I'm not doing anything wrong, you know,
support, can you help?
Yeah, and then every time it would be
fixed. And then I'd be
like, screenshot it. Oh, thank
you, it's fixed. Is this I'll be like, screenshot it. Oh, thank you. It's fixed.
Is this an April Fool's joke?
Legit, that's what
I would do every single time.
He's trying to say, a little ass kissing
goes a long way.
A little ass kissing goes a long way.
I'm trying to co-host easy.
I don't know if you can see it.
Good morning.
Let it go to the bottom.
I'm trying to co-host you.
Oh, I don't see.
It's not a...
Hit it again?
He just sent it again.
Yes, not, up here.
I gave it to Cax before,
but he left.
I think he might have
took it with him.
Yeah,
I think so.
this app is so fucked up,
dude.
I could leave
and try to come back.
I can guarantee
if he comes in again,
he might,
he'll either decline it
or it will,
he'll come up as co-host.
It's weird.
That happens.
It's been like two years.
It should auto-decline if someone leaves.
I don't think it does.
I know.
I'm just saying, Elon, it should auto-decline as someone leaves.
What the fuck?
All right, guys.
So what's going on out here?
A little quiet, a little calm before the storm.
You called me Car Wrangler.
I compared you.
Say Pro Fools there.
This is technology.
Say Pro Fools there.
And now you have an Alchemist coin that I'm going to concentrate on.
That was a joke.
I traded a little Angry D And half-baked heroes
I almost tagged Carl Rangler
I said
Fucking get this guy going
I don't think he's on Banker
Well he is on Banker
Everybody's on Banker
I'm trying to figure out a giveaway
But people would have to listen
They're trying to migrate the bar treasury
To like dreamer
God just stop I'm trying to figure the bar treasury to like dreamer. God, just stop.
Please.
I'm trying to figure out a way to tip.
I created a tip token, a banker tip token, and I'm figuring out a way.
And I think I can do it by doing a contest for your audience.
And that if I make a comment with banker they have to just comment uh right
underneath that comment and then i can say tip tip tip tip tip tip tip just banker bought doing
what farcaster was trying to do it well it started over there okay okay um and then they just got
development they must have had a big influx of money because these guys are moving fast.
And what's his name?
Deployer is pretty fucking badass at what he's doing.
He's way ahead of anybody else trying to do this technology.
And it's just growing.
And he's letting you fuck around and find out because you can't really screw anything up.
It'll tell you just in plain English what to do.
I mean, it's pretty impressive.
I mean, you want to onboard people,
and you're sitting in a restaurant,
and you just say, hey, tip so-and-so this amount of money.
Boom, done.
Oh, shit.
And you already have. So anything that people are giving you if it goes to Alchemist OG69 It'll it's just sitting in your wallet waiting for you to go to the bank or buy
Yeah, I have two bucks there or some shit
Yeah
That much?
Yeah, it's like two bucks
Yeah, but see if you start doing it then people will put you on list and you'll start getting like 50 tokens, but see, if you start doing it, then people will put you on a list and you'll start getting
like 50 tokens, 100
tokens, different tokens, and if one of them
takes off, boom.
You never know.
Because you're getting them for free. Most people are just giving them away.
I'm as
stupid as you think I am.
Yeah, but you know how to speak
perfect English, so that's all you need to be able to
speak. Jason, I know you're listening to the show.
Just come up here.
It's just ridiculous.
And misspellings don't matter either.
Nope.
Someone just tweeted our bases for facts.
This app is weird.
This app is weird.
Anyways.
Gary Vee, man.
What's going on with this guy?
It's been quiet.
Blueberries!
Alchemist, you gotta have the blueberries.
Alright, man. You guys are being way too quiet I feel like I'm at a dinner party
And my dick came out of my pants
And no one's telling me it
Addison, how are you doing with the pain?
I'm alright.
I'm gonna try to go all day without saying that you take OxyContin.
Bro, yeah.
It's not like I'm addicted to OxyContin.
What do you mean?
It takes four days.
Yeah, and I stopped taking it.
You took it, though. I took It takes four days. Yeah, and I stopped taking it. You took it, though.
I took it for three days.
You're just dancing with the devil now.
In the pale moonlight.
I didn't take it.
Oh, Joe.
Hey, he's getting, what do you call that?
Defensive, right?
When they get, like, when you ask them about their addiction.
There must have been something that happened in the pale moonlight in a state.
If he got that triggered.
That's the only way.
Georgia and the pale moonlight.
No, more west.
West Virginia and the pale moonlight.
No, no, west of Georgia.
West of Georgia.
Straight across.
Anyways. Anyways.
Bubba's not here today.
I'm going to chalk that up as a win.
Also, I love the guy.
I think sometimes he really drains my energy.
Anyone else?
He does because he talks so long.
I can take five minutes of it maybe, but then it's like,
I need to be around like uplifting, motivated people
or really fucking dampers me.
Like I'm an empath, I guess you could say.
Like I feed off of people's vibes.
Like you can stir me up.
People have learned this, right?
You can put a battery in my back for a second
if I don't realize it.
I go with the flow sometimes.
So if I'm around a bunch of people
trying to have a fight,
I'm probably going to end up having a fight.
Or if I'm around people just trying to be chill
and talk about the market,
shit, we're going to talk about the market.
So I get to watch where I go.
So what's the new grip?
I see the 15 influencers trying to pump a 100K shitter.
What's the new grip?
That was actually a copy pasta.
Cart wrangler.
But wait, you know they're doing that.
You know they're doing that.
So really, is it a copy, Boston?
Because they always have one brewing.
It's like a guy who grows marijuana.
He has the full plants ready to flower.
But then he also has the little seedlings already growing for the next run.
And they rotate them and you rotate it and you rotate it.
These guys are not stupid.
So if they have three plays out there live, we'll say, trying to farm them and they're starting to die off.
Bro, they got 10 ideas on the back channel.
Two devs working on one already.
Artists drawing up memes.
Like, these guys never stop, dude.
They really work hard.
I'll give them that.
And they're definitely, you know they're doing some shit, bro.
You know it.
Hey, EZ, do you see some shit, bro. You know it.
Hey, EZ, do you see what I did when I went to bed?
I went straight to bed.
What'd you do?
I threw in soul right at the floor price. And I threw in enough soul so that if they tried to fuck around and find out while I was sleeping, they would get wrecked and they wouldn't be able to do anything.
and find out while i was sleeping they would get wrecked and they wouldn't be able to do anything
i just even though i know they don't have any tokens left i just did it just so i could sleep
easier i woke up and everything was perfect so if these guys are out now is it kind of like
you can just do what you want or are you still pretty much waiting for someone to try to do
something stupid yeah i mean there's there's really no
groups out there that could hurt us um they because they sold off into it they tried to do
everything in the beginning which i knew what they would do that's why one of the reasons i said i was
holding off because i knew they don't have any patience and they would do whatever they were
going to do within two to three days if less two to three hours trying to fuck it up and i knew they would spend
their whole wad they'd shoot their whole load right away or within a very short amount of time
so i waited them to do it so they have no tokens left to do anything now they can't move anything
i don't even think they can move at a dollar you know you know either way in market cap. This is for the people.
Yep.
But I'm doing everything
doing this.
I haven't done this much research.
Thank God for AI because
now not to fuck around and find out.
I'm doing everything in my power
to... I want
them to do something
because I want to smash them.
Hulk wants smash.
But it's working better than I thought.
This can be done.
And if people have patience.
And do things organic.
And have the right intentions. This can be done over and over. This can be done. And if people have patience and do things organic and have the right intentions,
this can be done over and over. This can be done the correct way. But people don't. They want to
fuck each other over, get out, move on to the next script, move on to the next script, move on to the
next script. But people are being tested right now and they don't even know they're being tested.
And I posted that actually in a post yesterday. And that post was a real post and they don't even know they're being tested. And I posted that actually in a post yesterday and that post was a real post.
And they're being tested
and people are doing very, very well at the test
and they don't even know that they're doing something.
Yeah, Bobby.
Life is a test.
Bobby, I was telling someone else, they really wanted to micromanage it.
And they were like, well, do this, do that.
And I said, well, do you understand when a test, like your test is no good in that you've got organic results, right? Like if you, if you manipulate to the point when you're running
the test, then you're not actually getting accurate results from the test. That's why
I was like, no, I want it to be more like a free market. I want to be able to see who's
going to sell, who's going to do what, like, like, like, like, just, just say, this is
what we're doing. And then you, and then let the market be the market, right?
And it's actually working out.
Yep.
It's working out better than I thought.
I mean, I was yesterday, I don't get paranoid, but I set myself up for success.
That all it is, is that if someone tried to fuck around and find out there's like 13 computers on standby waiting just to hit buttons.
Just ready to go.
And nobody did anything.
It worked better than I thought.
And all of a sudden, the soul started increasing.
And then all of a sudden, I saw 50 soul in there.
And I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, this shit is working.
Even though I got rushed into doing everything through Alchemist and making me you need to move faster you know move faster well there has to be
balance and you do need I do think you should even put more liquidity in it I'm
just running of course there's going more liquidity no I'm just saying but
you like trickling it in just I would. I had it. I had it.
That was part of the test.
I had to see what people would do as I started adding liquidity before I wasn't going to do something to fuck it up.
And then somebody be able to drain all the liquidity, you know, by me missing something somehow, even though we have supply control.
But I was just kind of paranoid of doing it the right way so that's why
i did it dribble in dribble in dribble in dribble yeah and think about the the the that that's that
strategy what it does is for instance let's just say one person goes to dump a big supply
or dump their old bag so when So when you have the less liquidity,
the person doing the dumping takes the price impact,
which gives them less of the soul that's in the pool.
Now, if you do that and add all the liquidity
and they dump, they don't have the price impact.
They actually extract all that
soul without slippage yep and the easiest way to see that is if you ever in a token and you want
to know if you're going to get nailed for liquidity or you can nail the liquidity out
go to photon go to sell and put a hundred% and see the net number in soul you're going
to receive, then hit the 50% button. The numbers should be almost exact that selling 50% of the
supply or 100% of your supply that you own. And then go down, go down even lower, go to 10%.
And the number should be pretty close to that number. It
might be one soul off or something like that. And then you could go down to nine, eight, seven,
six, five, and you find the sweet spot where you're selling the minimal amount of soul,
minimal amount of the token to get the maximum amount of soul. And if you watch certain people
putting in liquidity all at once, you can wreck
them. And so I figured that out. So I did it a different way so that if someone did try to
fuck around and find out, they would have learned real quick.
Did I just kill the room?
So how are we going to do on the markets today?
Yesterday happened exactly as I did it.
I said we were so red and I said, but things can turn.
I'm going to say, you know what?
Things can get worse than this.
I'm not saying what I said yesterday. And guess what? The market's turned green. So I got
to say whatever the opposite is. And then it seemed to work. So Bitcoin is going to crash
down to like 50,000 today. And that means we're probably going to go up.
Jesus Christ, someone speak.
What the fuck is happening right now?
Yeah, I'm here.
Retweet the room.
I'm shadowbound.
Yeah, you're really badly shadowbound. Can someone scan it for me?
Yes.
Someone scan it.
There comes Bubba Bubba. I'm not bringing you up, dude.
The vibes are already low.
They're already really low.
This user is fucked.
He turns it into the Bubba show.
Three hours.
Nope.
It's like below G. I gotta wait till the end of the show
people have been requesting it please don't bring them up alchemist I'll send
you $300 I said okay
send my I'm sending my honey
all right what the fuck is going on out here really?
Because I'm actually pretty bullish, man.
I'm kind of bored, maybe?
But I'm not worried or like what's happening.
We're going to go to a caller, I guess.
You have no search ban, no search suggestion ban.
You still exist, at least.
Maybe it's there.
Hold on, now let me...
No, I'm going to do a different...
Hold on, we're going to the caller.
Hello, you're on air with the alchemist.
I'm going to come.
That's the energy we need.
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
What do I have to do to...
I checked two sites and it says you get out.
Interesting. Maybe engagement's just...
Maybe people are mad at me.
What the fuck did I do now?
You know what? fuck did I do now you know sometimes you just gotta understand people are upset people people are down they bought all the little David plays got through to has done all this shit. Guys, who's to eat the room?
Bobby, your background noise.
Jesus Christ.
That's Mrs. Zoom.
My co-host works at a fucking movie studio
making fucking sounds all day
for a side hustle, dude.
FedEx.
Getting a little bit out of control.
Guys.
Chill out with your ambient noises and shit.
It's my thing.
The fuck?
Crypto's down.
Vibes are down.
Little David Cabal.
Down. Because he's short.
He's little.
He buys his furniture
at Build-A-Bear.
Custom ordered
from tiny
Amish people, bro.
He buys
childlike dolls and takes the clothes
off them and wears that shit. he buys childlike dolls and takes the clothes off him
and wears that shit.
And that's how we save so much money.
These guys run media companies, bro,
but they are hiring people.
That seems legit.
They're not reporting on the news,
but they're talking to you about fucking
doo-wop style hair pieces.
Tiny furniture.
Zero alpha with these guys, bro.
It's dead out here.
I don't know how much longer I can go on.
I'm here for the vibes.
I'm not here for fucking engagement.
But goddamn, guys, you gotta talk.
And I don't mean Bubba,
who may have killed Crypto Twitter
in the last three weeks,
talking about how he doesn't have any money,
but refuses to go get a fucking job.
Jesus Christ.
Last night someone said,
let's all chip in and get him a hof on me.
And I thought about that.
And I'm willing to put up $7.50
towards the lady of the night.
Who will go to Bubba's house and punch his mom in the fucking jaw.
Knock his little brother over.
And then have sex with Bubba.
In his tiny bed.
While his mom looks on with her flabby fucking titties in dismay. Little brother
runs in the bathroom just trying to get a goon on, hearing the commotion going on. And And on that very day, for my $7.53 fucking cents,
he becomes a fucking man.
Goes out and gets a job after that.
A pair of fucking work boots.
And a studio apartment. And starts smashing fours and fives every weekend.
Smashing fours and fives every weekend.
Unlimited fours and fives and some threes.
Maybe a two.
The fuck would a two be?
You're missing a limb.
You've had like a mortar blast in the war.
Something happened for you to hit that too.
But that's okay, Bubba,
because they don't have to see every girl you sneak into your studio apartment.
You get one with a back entrance, bro.
No light.
You put a blanket over her.
You bring her in your room and you fucking have sex with it, Bubba.
And then you kick her out.
You make up some kind of excuse like you gotta fix your friend's hot water tank.
Or go solve some kind of mathematical equation so your mom doesn't die.
And kick her out.
And pretend it never happened.
And take a shower.
And scrub your fucking nether regions.
Because you probably got some kind of sketchy fucking plot.
And then move on and block that out.
And go do it again the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
And the next day.
Unlimited fours and fives, dude.
This is the life I'm trying to give you right now.
Titties.
Misshaped.
She's got daddy issues. She's praying for breeze all over the crotch of her leggings on her way to your place, but you don't care because
you're a bubba. Mediocre puss is still puss, my bro. It's like pizza. Or whatever they say about pizza.
Just put pussy there.
Who wants to put up money without this morning?
And we hire this man
and ask of it.
If you want a dude, bubba,
we'll fucking send you a dude.
I'm not going to judge you.
Just put male or female in my DMs.
Give me an address.
And we're going to send you a sex worker today.
It's going to change your life.
You better start packing, bro.
Whoa.
Who the fuck is this guy trying to do?
Bro, if you're a project, you gotta sponsor the show.
DM out, dude.
You can't be just doing this.
Come on your regular account.
This is crazy, bro.
Bubba left.
Jesus Christ.
We love this guy. It is kind of dry out here. What's going on with these tariffs? I'm hearing Trump could be lenient. The fuck is that? We're going to stick to
the script. We'll know tomorrow. Crash the economy. We got to go with this now.
Well, there's reciprocal
tariffs coming on tomorrow, right?
All right, let's discuss this, right?
Let's get into it.
Easy. Are you scared of tariffs?
Let's get right into it.
You ain't scared of shit, bro. tariff is how the country was run before taxes
yeah we used to have 100 i feel like we did this we can't not go through with it now i mean well
what it's going to do it's going to bring manufacturing from these companies outside
the u.s into the u.s give the u. jobs, and then there'll be no tariffs whatsoever. So it's a long
game, but what it does in the future, it sets us up where we're manufacturing everything,
we're not paying any tariffs, and if they want some of our goods, they're paying the tariffs,
which can eliminate the IRS bill, the budget for the military, everything else by like tenfold,
and get everything accomplished, reduce our budget, our deficit, everything else by like tenfold and get everything accomplished,
reduce our budget, you know, our deficit, all that kind of stuff, you know, but it's
going to take a little bit of time because these people, they want to sell their products.
But listen, instead of get Canadian maple syrup, you're going to get Boston maple syrup,
you know, and then there'll be no tariff on that.
And then there'll be no tariff on that.
That's what you do.
You buy alternate brands in the meantime.
But the big one is the cars.
Because the car parts is the fucked up part.
Every part normally is manufactured in so many different places by different companies.
Some in the States. Some out of the States. by different companies some in the state some out
of the state some cars are assembled in the u.s some cars are assembled out but you gotta have
people go through like every part of the car to see that's why they say the average car uh will
be if the tariffs go into effect the average car price will go up by $6,000.
Bro, the car market's already crazy.
Now, let's talk about the housing market.
People are really calling for this fucking thing to crash.
Now, I've heard this a lot.
Do you think we'll see that?
And by crash, what do you think? Here's the problem.
People are stuck.
They can't sell their homes because of interest rates.
They're stuck in mortgages that they love at 3%, you know, or less if they're there.
So there's no inventory in certain markets.
There's certain inventory in shitty markets.
There's plenty of inventory.
But in the good markets and stuff like that, where people want to downsize or whatever else,
they just, unless they're going to pay cash for the house,
a lot of people can't afford.
They have a little bit of equity.
They can't afford to move because it's double the interest rate.
So that leads to a housing shortage
because people don't put those houses on the markets in premier areas.
Now, in regular areas and stuff, you won't see that.
People are selling houses and dropping prices uh because it's a competitive market but in prime where people go to make money and stuff
like that like your vegas is and stuff like that then you know and and resorts and stuff you're
going to be paying top dollar because there's nothing out there yeah and there's nothing out there. Yeah, and there's only pressure on the housing market, and it's a big
misconception. So people look at 2008 and don't realize that it took, you know, 10, 8, 10, 12
years to build up to that, giving loans to people that couldn't afford to pay them back. Giving loans to people and
doing 110% the value of the home. So for instance, you buy a million dollar home, they would
loan you 1.1 million, right? So the times have changed. Now you buy a million dollar home. You got to put up
250,000 to buy it. Okay. A lot of people bought property, real estate when for years, for years,
interest rates were two and 3% for years, 30 year mortgages were two and three percent. So you have all these people that bought these mortgages and they're sitting in their house
today with a three percent, two percent, 30 year mortgage.
And since the time they bought the house because of inflation, the house prices increased by
100 percent. Because of inflation, the house prices increased by 100%. So you're not even in a market where, so when people talk about the housing market crash,
like to the smart people in the room, you realize they don't even know what they're
talking about, right?
Because we're nowhere near that setup of a housing market crash.
We're actually in the opposite.
So when you have these high interest
rates, no one's going to sell their home because they're locked in at a 30 year, 3% fixed rate.
And nobody's going to walk away from that mortgage because they've got double the equity in the house.
And as of right now, if these tariffs go through on Canada, you're going to see a massive, massive spike
in home values.
And here's why.
Because Canada is the biggest importer of wood into the United States from everywhere
around the world.
Canada is our biggest important.
Lumber.
So to build homes.
So, and the way the United States is set up,
we're tree huggers, right?
So we have the wood, we have the paper mills,
we have the infrastructure,
but we don't produce enough for ourselves.
So let me explain.
If these terraces go through on wood, it's a 40% increase tomorrow
to build a house. It's a 40% increase tomorrow. Go look it up. As of right now, they have about
a 15% tariff on wood, and they're talking about adding another 25% as of tomorrow. So this makes rich people
richer. A lot of times these people talk about inflation and they really don't want to get rid
of inflation. Let me explain. If you have a net worth, and there's a lot of people on this planet that have net worths in real estate and in money and 7%, 8%, 10%, 12% a year.
These guys that hold a 10%, 15%, $20 million real estate portfolio, hell, they don't even go to work
and just one year later, the value of that real estate hasn't increased by 10%.
So again, inflation is the friend of rich people.
I said this through the pandemic and everything, right?
When things were going crazy, none of my friends, they didn't sit around and say,
it was already $7 to fill your boat up at the marina, right?
You know, some of these boats these guys have here at the beach, you just can't put it on your trailer and take it to the gas pump and fill it up and pay $3 at the gas pump.
No, you got to buy the gas on the water. You got to buy the gas at the marina.
Well, it was already seven bucks, right? So when inflation came in and all this came in,
then it was $12 a gallon. These people didn't care. The truth is ice to go fishing. Well, with inflation, now they pay $450. But to them, it makes no difference, right? And here's why. Here's why. for a pound of stake or $70 because he's got a net worth in assets that inflation
on paper and money that he can go to the bank and borrow against, the inflation rate on his
real estate and all these other things are going up so fast, he's becoming richer in a high inflation environment.
So we're in for a hell of a time.
So if these tariffs, once you start fucking with it,
the housing market is what creates every market.
It's just what it is.
It's the core of the economy.
I think you wrote.
Next three years, we'll come in office, you know, and it's going to get very interesting tomorrow
to see what happens right um you know because again that's a big if that's a big if if
they apply the 25 more tariffs on wood coming into the united states from canada you will see
into the United States from Canada, you will see the housing market, the pressure on the housing
market with that type of tariff. I don't know, have y'all been in bought lumber recently? Well,
if you bought lumber during the pandemic, it was outrageous. I built a deck during the pandemic and literally I could get something called
Turex decking. Turex, it's a fiber board. Yeah, it's the best. So just years earlier,
you would buy a board, a regular wood.
100%.
Okay.
But then the inflation went up so high,
you could literally get Tourette's decking
for the same price you would pay for wood.
When typically Tourette's decking would be five times,
four times.
Like if it was a $7,000 deck,
you might would pay, you know, $17,000, $18,000 for that deck if you used T-Rex decking.
Never mind the screws and the fasteners with the plugs and a lot of bells and whistles.
You pay extra for that.
Yeah, plus you got to, every year you got to maintain it.
You got to stain it.
You got to seal it.
You got to do all that you don't
well not trex
no trex is on you don't have to do
shit to it you hose it off
yeah the original trex
fades though they've kind of got it better
yeah
it does
it warps
it will warp
but they have really designed that stuff very good now
but but but but with that being said again um so so yeah so see how these tariffs excuse me
so these tariffs um you know if you're if you're putting pressure on that housing market see there's
pressure on the market now because what what's's happening is you really don't have any buyers because you have a 7%, 8% 30-year fixed mortgage for somebody with the best credit, right? So without the best credit, you know, it's nothing to see
people right now paying 9% to borrow the money. And that's massive. And then you have, then what's
going on is, well, you have a supply restriction because you have all these people sitting in these homes that are not going
to like, like the man that bought here's, let me ask you a question. If you bought a house in 2017,
a 2018, and you bought that house for 450,000, right. And you paid. Now, since 2018, that $450,000 house is now worth 1.2 million. Okay. Now to go
buy anything equivalent to what you just bought, you have to go pay 1.2 million. So like your house
went up in value and everyone else's house around you went up in value.
So now think about it.
You're sitting at home.
You've got $450,000 invested into a $1.2 million home.
$1,800, $2,000 mortgage payment on a $450,000 loan sitting in a house that's worth $1.2 million,
right? And you're only paying 3% interest or 2.5% interest. Why would that guy want to sell the
house? So think about it. If he sells the house and puts it on the market. Well, he's just got to go buy another inflated
house. And guess what? He starts all over because when he goes gets the loan for that house,
now he pays 7.5% interest instead of 2.75. And I think it's, and I want to say for every $100,000 in a house value,
one interest rate, one point on the interest rate raises your monthly payment by $100. So for instance, you buy a $700,000 house.
And so at 1% interest, that's $700 a. So 700,000 times four is $2,800. So
you just pay an extra $2,800 a month to live in the same fucking house based on a 2.7% interest rate or a 6.7% interest rate.
So we can have the same house side by side, pay the same amount. You borrow the money at 6.75%
and I borrowed at 2.75%. My mortgage payment is $2,800 a month cheaper than yours. So you see, there's a big
misconception with the housing market. And now we could talk about commercial real estate and that
would be like, I'm not going to get into that, but I'm saying that would be something for another
show. But yeah, when you're talking about commercial real estate, now that game is totally different than the residential. So I've seen a lot of tweets lately. I've seen a lot of
tweets lately. And then about a year or two ago, I was seeing a lot of tweets and all these
like so-called influencers that talk about crypto.
And this is my whole point about how they don't even know finances
is they were sitting there telling people the housing market's going to crash.
And you could clearly know that they didn't know exact anything
what they're talking about because people that are in the industry understand it because they feed field like like there's a difference in somebody that buys a
house and thinks they know how the real estate market works and then there's a difference in
somebody that builds the mother fucker sells the mother fucker uh and does it day in day out for a
living um to feed their family so you would call that person the expert the guy that does it day in, day out for a living to feed their family.
So you would call that person the expert,
the guy that does it for a living to feed his family.
And all the experts were literally just sitting around laughing.
It was like, these people don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Nobody in 2008, the problem was backwards.
The problem was that people owed a six and seven, eight percent
because they had no dock loans and they would charge higher points. And so you would have
people in homes, like it's easy to walk away from a home out when you owe the bank $450,000 on the house, you're paying this maximum monthly payment.
It's an adjustable rate mortgage. So every two years, your mortgage rate adjusts, which makes
your payment go up every two years. But yet you're sitting in a house that you owe $450,000 on. And if you put it on the market,
you couldn't get $275,000. So what do you do? You just fucking walk out of that house one day.
You quit paying on it. You live in it for a fucking year till the bank kicks you out
and you pack your stuff up and you go. Well, are you going to do that in a house that you paid
$450,000 for and it's worth $1.2 million? No, you're not going to do that in a house that you paid $450,000 for and it's worth
$1.2 million? No, you're not going to walk away from that house, bro. You've got $800,000
in equity. You see, so there is no housing market crash coming anytime soon. Like real
estate over the long term, I think real estate probably for, I think, so I think for the next 20, 30 years,
that real estate market is a hell of a market to be in. And I think owning a home will be a dream
of like our grandkids. Yeah, I believe. Grandkids, maybe my great grandkids maybe my great-grandkids uh uh go ahead um go ahead um bobby i'm sorry
in my opinion you're right the any kid i believe born from 2000 on will never experience home
ownership ever again unless it's left to them by their uh relatives you know for the grandparents
leave it to the parents the parents leave it to the kids. That's the only way I see
it. And if they don't have it set up right with their taxes, they'll lose it at a fire or sale.
Yeah. And see, that's a good point. And you know, there was so much going on,
And, you know, there's there was so much going on, like, say, with with loans that were underwritten
on real estate that were such junk loans, you know. And here's the thing when, again,
in that scenario where you owe four hundred and fifty thousand dollars on a house,
but it'll only sell for two seventy five. And 275. And then you're in a down economy where
the person that would pay 275 is no longer in the market to buy the house. Then they end up on the
courthouse steps. And everybody's sitting around on the courthouse steps. It was an unspoken word.
It was like, this was unspoken. So we would sit around like twice a month,
there would be so like, let's say it's 19 foreclosures, 25 foreclosures in your area.
You'd go to the courthouse steps and the clerk would come out there and read,
open each letter and read. And listen, we all knew that the person bought the house,
because you see all the information. They bought the house for $450. The house is worth probably
$275 on the market. But nobody pressed that. Back then, I'm only bidding $150.
I'm only bidding 150. You see, now what happens is if you've got, because there's such demand,
like if one were to go to the courthouse steps, you would literally have, it would be the opposite.
You would literally have, because there's no inventory. So you would have the opposite. Like like if the house was worth 275, somebody would be on the courthouse steps paying 275 because there's the demand there.
Matter of fact, somebody it's this is this is this is not a market where where like where if you got a house for 275, that somebody is offering 280.
But we're heading back into that.
Probably as Trump lowers interest rates, because you have to remember every point.
Remember what I told you? from that same house costing $2,800 more a month based on a 6.75% interest rate versus a 2.75%.
So as Trump puts pressure, Trump understands the housing market and the building market very well.
That's what he is. He's a builder. People forget that. Trump is a real estate guy. He's a builder. He understands.
And he's good at it too.
So when he puts pressure on the feds to lower them interest rates, what is happening is your payment is now cheaper.
It's cheaper for you to buy the house to go borrow the money.
to buy the house to go borrow the money every time it lowers one point on a $700,000 house,
your house payment goes down 700 bucks a month, right? So, but here's the thing,
the market corrects for that. And what happens is as the interest rates go down,
more and more people can afford to buy that house. You get more and more buyers.
Now that house that's selling, people come in and say, I really want
this one. And there's seven more people standing in line and they want it too. So I'm going to
offer $10,000 above and beyond what this person is selling the house for because we want it.
And we've been beat out of the last three houses we put a bid in on.
And that's what we're about to see, which then again, what does that do? That puts pressure on inflation.
So it's so this system, this the system within the United States, I'll say it's not a perfect system, the system.
perfect system. The system, but it's a good system. It's one that works. Free markets work.
But it's also rigged for the rich. It's rigged for the rich. Inflation is a tax on the poor.
Inflation is money in the pocket for rich people and tax on the poor. But again, I do believe when we start seeing
what would you call maybe cheaper money, once we're at a certain point where the feds can signal another cut coming, whether it's going to be two cuts, whether it's going to be three cuts, whether it's going to be four cuts, I don't think it's so much now about, hey, we're off to the races again. Here's our first
cut. So like, because that scenario I just explained where as the interest rates go lower,
the housing prices go higher. So, and smart people understand that. So what you'll do is
in order to get ahead of the game, you'll play something called
the refinance game.
So you can't wait for that interest rate to drop all the way to its lowest point because
now the housing prices will be at their highest point.
highest point. So you play the middle. You wait for that maybe interest rate cut to hit the 10-year
So you play the middle.
treasury note, which would then bring down your loan, your 30-year fixed mortgage, right?
Because that's what it's based off of. Okay. So once that happens, you know, the market is signaling, Hey, we're
going to drop more. So what you would do is you will borrow the money. You will buy the house
because you're getting the asset, um, before inflation hits it once again with the lower
interest rates. And what you do is, you know, 18 months later, you go back to the bank
and you refinance into like maybe a loan that's going to take off another point.
Even if it takes off another point on a, and let's say it costs you $3,000 to refinance,
but you take off another point on that $700,000 note. Now you realize that low is your
payment, 700 bucks a month, right? So now how many months do you have to pay that payment to recoup
your $3,000 back that you used to do that refi? Okay. 4.2. Yeah. 4.2, 4.2 months. And you've recouped your $3,000 back.
It costs you to refi.
And every month after that, you're saving $700.
So I know I just went on a long monologue, but I thought it was a great time to do it.
It's quiet out here.
I tuned into the Little David show.
He's like flirting with Hanuk.
They're just fucking flirting with each other on the stage.
It was cringe.
You want to play some of it?
They even got this account blocked.
I can't even go listen on this account.
You won't block me because they want to come in here and listen in the chat.
Bro.
It was still at 60.
It was literally at 60 cents.
It was this year.
2024, it was at 60 cents.
What makes you not go into XRP?
Wait, what was Bitcoin in 2024?
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not moving the goalposts.
I'm asking you, why didn't you go into XRP?
You've been here long enough.
They really do have real partnerships.
SBI, I can start naming all of them.
Why didn't you go into XRP,
especially knowing that all the suits were being dropped?
The same reason why I'm not into
Bitcoin, alts, or any other
asset class.
What a fucking moron.
It broke up out.
Can you play it?
Yeah, can you hear it?
I want to hear them put their foot in their mouth.
All right, Kyle.
No, it broke up for about 30 seconds.
Oh, they're talking about XRP.
A very clear question.
I'm trying to make this like we're in second grade,
and I'm proposing a question to you,
and like literally beyond Larry Lehman's terms,
you can't answer it.
David, I answered the question,
and everybody in this entire space understands what I'm saying.
I am asking you.
You can't fathom that we're only here for asking you. You went into Sui.
You went into Sui
at fucking 50 cents or some shit.
Sui memes.
Hold on.
So what? XRP has memes.
He was paid to talk about Sui memes.
Let's be fucking real.
David, what part of it?
And you're telling me
David had 760,000 followers
Now he's got 800
You're telling me this dude just got
40,000 followers in the last
3 months?
Can I say something real quick?
No I swear to god
He had 760,000 followers
3 or 4 months ago
You got 800k
There's no fucking way you got 35,000 40,000 followers three or four months ago. You got 800K. There's no fucking way you got 35,000, 40,000 people.
Dude, that's 12,000 people a month.
Come on, dude.
So you know the answer to the questions that they were just talking to each other?
Here's what you should have heard if both of them were going to be honest.
The question
to Hanok was, why didn't you go in XRP? Hanok should have said, I didn't go in XRP because
that's not my business model. I'm not an investor. I'm an influencer who is spending all my time
building a channel online. I get paid to talk about coins. No one's going to pay me to talk about XRP. I was given some SUI to help build the SUI ecosystem. That's why I went into the pool.
Then David Rockstein should turn around and say, yeah, you're right. And I'm not getting paid to
talk about XRP either, but my business model is to farm communities. So I'm talking about XRP right now,
hoping to farm the XRP community. I'm using a hybrid model and BitBoy was really good at it.
So I'm using his little business model where I just talk really good about cars.
Things that have a big community, and I farm communities to then turn around and sell them
the process grift that we're going to launch that week.
And that would have been two people having a very honest conversation with each other.
very honest conversation with each other and you know that's what you have to the moment you can
figure out what I just said you'll make a killing in this game it's free money like I'm addicted
it's like an ATM machine every time I open up my computer it's like a free ATM. Once you learn how crypto works, this shit is an endless supply of money.
Like when you and listen, that's the thing that I'm not like, like I'm not being rude or not putting anyone down.
I'm just saying when you can figure out on your own what I just said and understand that that's 100 the truth that means you've learned this
game here to a point to where you'll be profitable over time that don't mean you win on everything
but see this is why people come and stay in crypto for a long period of time and people say oh well
if you had this or had that why were you here because it's like anything else it's addicting anytime you
you you can play a game and make money like people love games like imagine if every time you won your
game you were rewarded like with a new car or something like that like like why wouldn't you
come and open up this computer and play this game called crypto right and so again i hope
i'm helping everyone this morning.
Give me just a second, guys.
Guys, retweet the room, bringing you vibes, blackout speeches,
even on a Tuesday morning.
We're here, April Fool's Day, you see it.
Little David has a title of his base.
ETH will RIP soon.
So he's really desperate to get you in there.
An engagement from the fuck out of you.
We're going to tune in and just give a listen.
I don't think it's acting.
I think he got dropped on his head.
Okay.
I think this happened a very, a long, long time ago.
Way before Bitcoin, way before Ethereum.
What are you talking about, Jason?
I think it's funny.
When people have a different position than David, all of a sudden...
It's not.
That's what I'm saying.
You came in here.
I hope you replay this show okay you came in here thumbing me down while i was just
outlining things that i personally like i i reached out to devs to talk to them this morning
to just get a better feel for ethereum right instead of listening to what i
Ethereum right instead of listening to what I
You burst it out with diarrhea, right you weren't listening David you weren't even trying to listen
You said one thing and one thing on the substance of the conversation. Hold on. I'm so jealous when you had all the girls.
I was talking about the other content.
Whoa.
Ting, let me ask you.
Hey, one second.
Okay?
Ting, did I say anything that was
confusing today?
Man, this voice is so
whiny.
I noticed the foot guy on a real arc of clout lately i see him trying to go around the little i see it i see you forgot cousins
cousins yeah i watch okay i'm pretty good at watching people here. I think, like I said, easy. You're a mastermind at a lot of different things. I think I have my skills, right? And I think I'm really good at calling shit out and watching a motherfucker. Right. And what I'm watching right now is cousins kind of take the no boo playbook. And I think you're going to see him kind of become the next noble right and listen here's
my thing i'm not hating i encourage people to grow but uh it's one of those people i'm not here for
that i'm not here to host spaces i'm not here for the sponsors i'm not here for that and all of a
sudden they're here for that here for that here for that here for that so i'm just simply calling
that like again people are welcome to change their mind and try to build shit.
That's cool.
So the landscape changes here a lot, right?
And, but everyone takes a snapshot.
Also, too, I can promise you this.
I can promise you this, right?
Your enemies' enemies are your allies.
They're your friends.
I can promise you, see Casa, hit him up.
Yo, you should start hosting more spaces.
Here's a little gift from me to you.
Anyone who's ostracized here, they'll try to enable to get more people over there, right?
I see it all the time.
I can promise you there's been some kind of exchange.
And it's just simply
like a pass okay we're gonna try to get this guy to be the new guy and we'll have some fight spaces
and shit to get them in there and then we'll start with the sponsors and we'll we're gonna give you a
little bit of riz and here's a little bit of big brain or whatever the fuck you know, here's some, uh, Jachua and some oatmeal, some Augie, Augie,
Augie, right, so again, speculation, but I'm gonna call it, you're gonna see the sponsors
come in and all the things that they said Alk shouldn't be doing, they end up doing
it, they end up literally just taking a play out of my playbook. But they usually do it
really sloppy and hack-like.
So I wish
you the best, you foot freak.
Fucking freak
a leak.
You know, let's analyze it a little
more. You know,
it's really,
I think it's really eye-opening to people.
And it's like, I like what you said.
I think the landscape changes here a lot.
And I think we are seeing Nobu being pushed out.
I think Empress is a wild card.
So they'll end up pushing her out too.
I think Jules and Soka have a lot of ambition.
I mean, what I'm saying is I think they'll do a lot of work for Lil Pei.
So, like, they're the people that never get cut at the beginning.
So I think you're seeing the cut of Nobu. I think you'll see or you're seeing the cut of Empress
because she's a wild card.
And then you'll say, well, he's a wild card.
Nobu's trying to suck up.
I have some recordings of him trying to like backtrack.
Stop interrupting easy.
Boy, if you – listen, son.
I muted my mic a few minutes ago to tell my son I loved him and what I wanted him to do after he left college.
He's taking a part-time college class before he goes to college.
You know, he's like, bro, like, I don't know why I get like this.
I don't know why this is one of my pet peeves, man. You know, when I grew up, son, if I cut my daddy off, this motherfucker was six foot two, six foot three, 280 pounds, maybe 300.
He was a Vietnam vet and he was a real killer.
He was a killer.
Like I can say that. he's been dead years he was a
he was a a not a cartoon killer he was a real killer he killed a lot of people bro
and when that guy came back from vietnam man like there's it's not a light switch. You just don't turn it off. So I was raised by a killer.
Right. And I just, just, just like, I don't know, man. I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I just
calm down and just stay calm. Like, but it's my pet peeve. Right. And it's, it's just because
I used to do it. I remember, but I only did it a little bit because my dad would have slammed me on the
ground so you never do it and it's like if he's sitting around with two other guys
and they're sitting like like i used to go with my dad to the magistrate's office
Like I used to go with my dad to the magistrate's office
and my dad's best friend was a judge.
They would sit back there in the judge's chamber
and smoke cigars and drink liquor, bro.
Then this man would come out and send it to you
and send you to prison and go right back in the back room
when I was a little boy and drink liquor with
my dad right if i cut their conversation off if i walked in if i cut my dad's conversation off
when i walked in there boy my ass would have been fucked bro like and it wouldn't have been like a
a spanking on the butt it would have been slapped in the fucking face and and said we're
we're conducting business don't ever cut me off while we're conducting business so so it's nothing
to you it's just one of my pet peeves bro here's yeah all good i need to be more conscientious of
that too it's something i need to work on personally i've been working on it for i mean i was a lot worse
like remember like pepe days like when i started like talking and shit like everyone i was cutting
off everyone was like so bad so i know it's something i'm personally working on on spaces
i've been getting better at but you know sometimes you know, sometimes when you do it, though,
it's very funny.
Sometimes you do it and it's funny.
Don't get me wrong.
Sometimes you chime in and it can be very funny.
It's the drugs, right?
It's not his fault.
Bro, I'm not off my train of thought anyway.
It's the prescription drugs, guys.
Don't take prescription drugs.
I'm trying to be more chill, man, and be more focused on what's.
Like, when I say I'm sleeping right, I'm exercising, I'm eating right.
I'm taking my, I'm treating my diabetes.
I'm like, I got high blood pressure.
I got high blood pressure.
This is what happens when you run your body ragged for 48, 49 years, bro.
Like, bro, I used to work 16 hours a day, 14 hours a day, and literally eat one meal, right?
So your body gets used to that, right?
And you can't do that as you get older. So I'm trying to- I do that, right? So your body gets used to that, right? And that's not,
and you can't do that as you get older. So I'm trying to- I do that, right? Coffee.
I'm trying to change my whole way because I want to enjoy my, maybe I got 50 more if I take care
of myself, right? I got 50, but I say that is like, I'm in the process of getting, I think maybe
some of y'all have seen it, but when
you do something for so long, it takes a while to change, right? But yeah, so I'm just trying to be
chill and not raise my voice. Like, why get upset about these guys? You know, I think when we do
what we're doing right now, plus you want some entertainment. Don't get me wrong, bro. It's fucking fun to laugh. Like last night, I laughed my ass off last night. That was a great show last
night. But also to bring to, I realized if I just, okay, some of it for entertainment is good right because it attracts people but also at some point um you know
you like if i don't respond the way they want me to respond it hits harder see they want me
wilding out talking about this so then they can just brush it under the rug but when you really
break it down like we just broke that little
section of conversation down, people in the room, reality hit them. They were like, you know what?
He's right. That's what they're actually doing, right? And now don't get me wrong.
There's people that know that and they stick around for that one opportunity, right? And
they're the ones that see them
do the fuckery on chain.
They purchase and then they sell
before the end of the show.
You want to play a little bit more, Al?
Yeah, let me tune in.
Let's check on what these retards are doing.
Also, good morning. Retweet retreat the room April Fool's Day new month read new vibe I called for all
time high this month about a month ago dude and you got some work to do on
crypto X which has now turned into a political platform where in 2021 it wasn't so political.
Well, you had a bunch of DGENs consistently.
Why does he sound like a whiny housewife bitch?
That's all.
Just making points for Ethereum.
By the way, welcome to the show.
Crypto Talk Radio.
Ethereum will rip. And when it it rips everything else will go from the Solana's
From obviously apparently the knocks a big Tron guy now die hard right now
22 more on just learned about that today
Can I say something? Guy got 30,000 followers in the last two and a half three months, bro
Okay, how the fuck you got
30,000 new followers, bro
Did the math just doesn't even math bro?
Do you hear the jealousy and David's voice when he's talking about
he not getting...
He's flirting with him like they're playing
sword fight with their cock.
He knows who not...
If he not automatically
starts talking about Tron right now,
that signals to David
that he not has got a plug
that he don't have.
He not has just got paid to now start talking about the ecosystem Tron and what's going to be built there to get people to go over there.
And David is jealous this morning.
That's what just happened.
He knocked is not going to just talk about Tron for nothing.
It's his job. He's for nothing. It's his job.
He's here building
and that's his job
to get paid by meme
coins that launch on
Tron.
I don't know. You win.
It is not that serious.
It is. It is serious.
I take these conversations seriously.
Why? Because it is serious. It's a think these conversations seriously. Why?
Because it is serious. It's a skit, guys.
Yo, you got news. That's the
problem. You got people.
We don't got the retail coming in
here, but, you know, look
at the fucking jailstools. Your retail,
you top signal ho.
...coming in here.
They didn't know how to get themselves
a phantom wallet. They didn't know how to get themselves a phantom wallet they didn't know
how to get themselves you know grounded into this goddamn space we want to make sure that we can do
that for them we want to make sure that the tech is good we want to make sure that they don't get
a fish and get all their money took from them like Like, we want to make sure that our shit is good and shiny and nice.
Okay?
And approachable.
Usable.
It is.
And you're out here, I don't give a fuck about the tech.
I don't give a fuck.
This is a dude who works at Papa John's
and another dude who does the electronic section at Walmart
fucking talking
about your financial future.
I can't listen to this fucking shit anymore, dude.
I'll go to Taco Bell and that's the guy after I get my fucking quesadilla.
What do you think about Tron memes?
Dude, I want to get these Ray-Ban glasses, bro, and just go through Boston and be like,
have you heard of Little David and are you bullish on Tron?
I'll be like, what the fuck are you talking about, dude?
Get away from me, man.
That's Boston.
Are you bullish on fucking XRP at 50 cents?
They'll be like, fucking leave me alone, sir.
Excuse me.
I want to do that so bad, but I can't listen to these Papa John fucking guys that don't even do the pizza yet, dude.
They're doing the desserts, easy.
They're doing the brownie.
Right?
They don't even have the name tag yet.
They haven't even worked their way up to not working the worst shit.
Their family hates them, bro.
They don't even pick them up from work.
They're the guy just outside the place with their lunchbox and shit.
It's raining out.
They're on a space because their mom doesn't want to pick them up, bro.
Their family hates them. Then one day
they made it big on some coin
and they started
hiring bodyguards for girls
even though they're gay.
Going to these events
trying to get caught in some
photo op right before they have
some freaky second.
I'm pregnant.
You interrupted again, Addison. Take him down. Las Vegas Barbie is pregnant. There it is.
For real? Wait a second. You can't just say that and not say anything? How many months is she? Let's do the math. You said to take him down.
Wait, does it coincide with the third?
No, you said to take him down.
Wait, does it coincide with a third and trip?
I might pull the N.A.s out of my sleeve.
Wait a minute.
Well, if you had sex all fucking weekend and you're not infertile and she wasn't on contraception,
there is a good chance.
You're going to be in therapy again.
Alex fertile, bro.
I sweat on the girl, dude.
You got a baby on the way.
I have even more family therapy.
Wait a minute.
She knew your family's super rich.
This was a long game for her.
She flew you out. out way she did the upfront
money dude whoa wait it's like drop shipping dude wait he knew this and she
played a long game raised in a brothel with the fat greasy LARP of a fucking Narcan KOL. Zaddy.
They Narcan this dude
to wake him up to watch people
again. This dude sweats
just thinking about going on a show.
This dude's
got the Perk sweats just
waking up.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, Zaddy.
Take your box,
you guys over here.
You greasy fat fucking LARP.
Dude, let's do a mission.
We're going to get Addison's girl back, dude.
We're going to get Addison's girl back.
We know where this mansion is.
I'm sending a drone there with cameras on it And a picture of Addison's face
And I'm just gonna circle this mansion
And fucking go near the windows
In and out and window to window
Beep beep beep
And it'll just be like Addison's at all the windows
And then Bobby will come
And he'll have a fucking drone
And he'll have a penis on it right
And he'll just be squirting fucking fluid
All over the house
Beep beep beep And then I'll say how are on it, right? And I'll just be squirting fucking fluid all over the house.
And then I'll say, how are you letting someone else raise your child? Then we'll have a crying baby with like a speaker, Bluetooth crying.
Mom, mom, leave this fucking whorehouse.
It'll just say we'll be flying it around the house.
Leave, leave, mom.
Right? It'll just be the craziest shit.
We'll have a cat flying around exotic.
Just fucking crying out. We'll have a cat flying around exotic. Just fucking crying out.
She'll have to leave.
And Empress will be a maid.
Whoa.
Not that dusty old fucking mom.
Bro, I heard she just had laser vag reconstruction and her vagina is healing right now.
Dawn paid for it.
No, I heard Dawn paid for a vaginal reconstruction.
It must have been pretty bad then.
If you need a vaginal reconstruction at 55 years old,
that shit's been tapped.
Lasers can't fix that pussy, dude.
You better hit that thing with some nuclear power or something, dude.
You need the
incredible shrinking machine.
Nah, you need to...
Whatever they're doing to Addison's
ACL, like cut a piece
of Addison's ACL out and
tighten up her.
Put a rubber band, an ACL in there
so it pulls it together.
That's what I just said.
Well, I said it.
You just said do that. I said it. Oh, fuck. You just said do that.
I said exactly how to do it.
On a level of really bad to worse,
what does your pussy smell like, guys?
Give me, like, is it like old trash?
Out in the sun.
Give me your garbage bag that's like out in the hot sun.
You're like, oh my God, dude.
Oh, Empress.
I would say on a scale of one to ten, eight and a half.
It's like when you leave a banana out with a piece of fish.
It's like when they come pick up your garbage on a Monday, but then you have fish
on a Tuesday, and now it's got to stay in the trash can in the sun for like six days
until the trash is picked up again. No, it's like you worked at like a fish market, and
then you cut off all like the tails, and you threw all that stuff. No, we've done the fish.
And then a week later...
Belogi, is there any saving
Empress's vagina medically
do you think they could do
anything there?
I don't think so.
It's not possible.
She needs to become a man now.
We've seen photos of this thing,
have we not? It was like a war zone city.
It was like fucking a war tone a war tone fucking cold war city dude
it's going through it it gots the t of a man so
you guys have fifa i mean is it like really did it need construction because like if you
wore a bikini like pieces hung out of sides? I heard there was one ripped beef curtain.
Put her under the death door, bro.
I'm just bored.
But these KOLs don't have any kind of...
You're doing it again.
These KOLs don't have any kind of regard for you guys.
They're fucking rinsing you for their leg lengthening surgery in Turkey.
Or that vag reconstruction.
Or maybe to cut their dick off and put some kind of a fat fucking pussy on there.
They're trying to do this shit to you.
Or then you come in here and we're just hanging out,
we're vibing,
we're exposing people out here with their sex robots
and fucking narcissistic tendencies.
We're just trying to make it.
And they don't want this show to be happening right now.
Empress, if you're listening,
with your musty basement smelling moofy ass pussy,
tell Don to put the money up
to do that VATS reconstruction
on that busted up fucking pussy.
You deserve it.
Treat yourself, man.
Invest in yourself, guys.
Don't be walking around with a musty, stanky, moldy-ass box.
Don, get that pussy right, Don.
Get that pussy right, bro.
Send her to Don to Oz, right?
And do it, and do it, right? And do it.
And do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Send that pussy to Dr. Oz, bro.
For real?
To Dr. Oz?
Isn't that the guy?
I don't think he's a real doctor.
He's a psychiatrist. I don't know if he knows real doctor. He's a psychiatrist.
I don't know if he knows how to do reconstruction of badges.
Oh, for real?
Well, a psychiatrist I wouldn't trust to do heart surgery or badge surgery, would you?
This reminds me of a song.
A song?
song?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't think there's a song
based around psychiatrists who do
that. No, no, no. Dudes, dude,
they're sending their girl, the BBL,
the Pussy Tuck,
Laser Lift, Beef Curtain
thing. Oh, that's
a big thing now. That's what I'm saying, bro.
Dude,
some of these girls at young ages have to have that thing tightened up.
They have to put like an extra four or five stitches in that thing.
I done been around the world, been around the block, been around girls, the new Biggie
Ann block, like Vita Carrella, you know what took her to the top.
She'd use your let her throw up the rock, let her throw on your chain.
She'd throw you. Let me clear the room.
Let me clear the room.
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Beat up, pussy, bro.
What a banger, dude.
I love my classics, bro.
Anyways, we're almost...
Damn, 11 o'clock.
Sun peeking out in Boston right now.
I'm watching the birds fuck.
They're coming back from down south, dude.
They're just vibing here.
Squirrels just dancing around.
Crackhead rummaging through my dumpster.
Spring.
I was here in Boston, bro.
And I hope I can somehow brighten your day.
Change your life.
Encourage you to go out there and have sex.
Do something magical.
Change someone's life.
Start a fucking fight.
I want you to win.
It matters to me.
I care about you.
But a lot of these people don't.
And they disappear when the times get a little quiet here.
Engagement goes down.
Cooks aren't as cookie.
Shit's just not popping.
Like it was, bro.
I'd rather roll with fucking 10 wolves, bro.
Than 50 fucking Joshua. chihuahua, pussies out here, banding together, forming fucking fake little fucking groups and shit that will
all fracture and scatter as soon as fucking the cooks come back, because these motherfuckers
are greedy greedy and they
don't give a fuck about one another bro we hang out because we actually like to chop it up
imagine that imagine the people coming here just to hear out blackout easy hit you with a little
sun bobby zoo just with the ambient sound for no fucking reason. Belogi coming in here,
trying to talk to you about nonsense.
Bubba telling you his life story
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
No more of that.
I have to gatekeep the vibes here, bro.
I don't want to gatekeep, right? But sometimes I have to saykeep the vibes here, bro. I don't want to gatekeep, right?
But sometimes I have to say enough is enough.
People don't want this.
They're DMing me.
Please, Alk.
I bought three feet of rope and I'm on a stool.
I'm in my car in the garage and this thing's been running eight minutes with a hose in my back window, Alk.
And I have a headache.
Get him off the stage and I say okay okay
sometimes I don't see these DMS bro we never hear from these people again all right B to you
I can't save everybody here bro but I try they call me Batman perched on a ledge, bro, in a stormy night. Watching your girl change through her window.
Keeping you safe.
Retweet the room.
Let's bring some vibes here before I go and smash my day in real life.
Just like I do here.
Imagine that.
Some of you are hiding right now.
You're a work bathroom
on your way to a job you hate driving i'm living my best life bro i could run this show right now
and go get a cinnabon bitch i don't have to be here but i want to be here because i like it
I don't have to be here
But I want to be here because I like it
They say Alk is broke
The fuck you talking about?
You have a virtual office you fucking jeet
I've changed my life bro
You don't hear any urgency in my voice
What are we gonna do?
The market's down
I don't have a sponsor today, guys.
Do you hear me irate about it?
Bro, I'll do this show for two years without a sponsor.
I've made it already.
And when I say that, I mean, I've just reached an echelon that I haven't yet in life.
But I have so much work to do, and I'm going to do it.
But I don't need to be here desperately like these guys do.
I'm not freaking out right now in these cool off moments
it's feast or famine here we know that right now we're in the famine part bruh i'm eating spaghettios
i'm not doing crazy
also have a chill life bro i'm not Doing stupid shit like some of y'all bro
Even when I'm ripping gains out
I'm smart with it
Cause I've been through shit in life dude
I'm not financially trained
But bro when you've
Been through it
You've been through it bro
And that can be like a university
I fought my whole life.
I ain't letting these motherfuckers fuck this up.
We're building shit here.
And days like this, we're building just like on the great days, bro.
But these dudes pack it up.
They're fair weather friends, bro.
They're here when it's great to be here.
Where are they now?
Where's this fucking vape cabal, bro?
Where are all these people?
They sold you a dream.
When they sold the token, they're gone.
They cashed out, but they'll be back.
Because that's what fucking crooks do.
They hit a bank, cool off for a while, and they come back again, bro. The
same playbook, which they will do. And the people who tell you to be careful of these
motherfuckers are the ones they try to villainize, ostracize, and nail on a motherfucking cross,
bro. I'm dead inside, bro. Say what you want about me. I'm cultivating my timeline, bro.
I'm plucking weeds from my motherfucking garden, bro.
When you show me you're moving goofy, bro, you gone.
Just one time is what you're going to show me.
You don't get to show me twice.
You don't get to show me three fucking times, bro.
You show me once.
Peace.
I'm going to keep it moving.
So show up on the tough days, bro, and you will stand out like that, bro,
working the fries at McDonald's, bro, but you put that extra effort in, bro.
Next thing you know, you night shift.
Manager.
Boom.
Now you manager, bro.
General manager.
District manager. You're're buying off McDonald's now
about levels to the share bro bro I make it I hope you're moving the same way right
if you ain't got haters you ain't shit by the way you ain't saying shit you
ain't doing shit if you don't got haters I just keep going I think I give a fuck about what these motherfuckers say
keep it pushing below G yes welcome to the show thank you how are you what do
you think about little David and whoinnok playing Kiss Kiss right now talking about XRP memes?
I mean, bro, it's two bottled accounts that are talking about garbage.
So what do you expect?
so this is pretty much it and that was a w take for me i mean bro i've talked to hinak before even
So this is pretty much it.
That was a W take for me.
before he came to uh like when he was new on twitter we were talking on spaces and stuff
and he would tell me like bro look i got some people from tiktok and now that i bought it my
my account it looks it looks legit for the newcomers to see that oh uh
at least i have a few followers so the people from tiktok when they come
they realize that i have a few followers so now it's easy for them to follow me and like see that
i'm i'm actually big that's that's literally what it is it's a whole tiktok youtube like cabal type shit
yeah i mean like there's nothing wrong with botting your uh your account for something
but when you bought it like and you act and you act like oh you have like all these people and you
started you starting thinking that you're uh you're now vetted to talk about like financial
situations and like the market that's when the larp comes in you know um but if he if he just
bought it and just was just creating content you know uh it's okay you know but don't
don't act like you are uh you are one of those uh big guns you know in the in the financial market
where you can just say whatever you want and uh thinking you know you're helping people which you're
it's it's it's it's very it's very easy
retweet the room what do you think of somebody here in crypto twitter getting 30 000 followers
in two and a half months or so there's not even that many people here anymore bro jesus
fucking christ guys yeah it's impossible man there's not 50 000 many people here anymore bro jesus fucking christ guys yeah it's impossible
man there's not 50 000 people here right now actively on crypto twitter where
yeah where like like look if if you were telling me okay yo mitch mitch is back and now you know
like uh his new account is back yeah mitch mitch would actually get uh mitch would actually get a hundred
thousand followers in like two weeks you can say right but that's because it's mitch people know
him people know what he's done you know and and like actually has some credit in the in this
industry but like when when you're a nobody and you just like bought your account like 30,000 followers come on like where are you getting those?
You know, it's it's weird
Yeah, it is a little sketch
Hold on let me let me this. Let me finish this match
real quick.
One sec.
Oh, my God, dude.
All right.
Anyways, Tuesday.
My kids.
I got to do some pranks.
Got to work on that.
I'm going to prank them, bro.
Somehow.
April Fool's.
1053.
Market kind of just. I don't know. We're in like this stagnant accumulation fuck around and find out phase where I'm wondering how long we chop before the market comes back as far as runners and rippers
because we can say it, when Pepe came out, when Ma came out, that whole summer,
Bitcoin and ETH didn't do a fucking thing.
They didn't do a fucking thing they didn't do a fucking thing but we printed here so i don't really get mad when things go sideways but we have runners and shit
so can we get that back right we're all here we're waiting to funk around when can we bring
that back and i feel like people have been in this weird like ooh ah foggy where are we gonna go?
Before they've accepted we're gonna have this chop forever
For maybe that to come back
But it's like bro if at least if we're gonna be bored here, can we bring back the runners bro?
Bring back the fucking cooks in here man. I'm trying to be a degenerate and do crazy shit.
Feel something.
But not by these fucking homos plays that they fucking grifted out.
But real shit.
Right?
Obviously lottery tickets, okay.
You got me there.
But ones didn't have a shot.
So I'll accept the sideways chop, bring the
cooks back, bro, bring the fucking vibes back, bro, these charts don't determine my mood,
some of y'all, it's like it's hardwired to your vagina, it's okay, dude, were you here
to sell today?
was today the day you're gone and out here?
then what do you care?
if not what the fuck do you care bro?
and I'm not saying just let it eat for 20 years
if you don't have that time
but what I'm saying is bro
today's price will not be tomorrow's price
it could actually get worse
but what is the probability at this point with the
pullbacks that we've had which are very natural well we're not gonna finally see
a little bit of enthusiasm out here and again we could just chop we could go
lower we could get into some kind of a funky depression here I'm gonna be here
and you're gonna hear me talking shit and being enthusiastic and trying to find opportunity.
I mean, yeah, you might see it kind of get me down.
But honestly, it's you energy vampires in the room who just I'm feeding off of you, bro.
So when you're in the dumps, I come in here all excited.
And then now I'm in the dumps, right?
I got to be careful.
That's why some shows when it's quiet, you see me wrap it up a little early bro I'll go outside fuck it I'll go fuck around my
garage bro I'll go live my best goddamn life and I'll just come back later I'm not gonna stay here
and mope around fuck all that bro we've worked too hard we know where this shit's gonna go but i think
times like this when you see the things you love pull back engagement start to pull back
devs aren't dropping the cooks like they were things don't run into what they were you start
to feel like is this? And these are the opportunities
if you've been here a while. And these are buy signals. They're indicators like, holy
fuck, how much worse can it get? People are starting to become greedy with their targets
on the way down. I've seen it last night. The dude, I can't wait for soul to hit one
away. I'm going to ape it. And what if it don't hit one away, bro? Why don't you DCA now?
Why are you trying to
time one moment? What the fuck is the
difference if you ape sold at 108 to
115?
So. I mean,
those people that try to
aim for these certain prices
are people that are usually
going to
trade using leverage you
know the because every every dollar that moves it's it kind of moves a lot right so like the
proper dcas is just you just dca in it doesn't matter 108 105 90 it doesn't matter. But these certain individuals are trying to, like, you know, for future trading using leverage, which is purely gambling.
Now, like, I heard people are talking about, like, the bull market the next 12 months or the next 24 months.
Look, for me personally i'm i've been out um and the reason why
is because we've been on an uptrend for a year and eight months so in my opinion i think like
those type of wording super cycle and and stuff like that is just it's just some sort of a how you can say this that
that's the last catalyst that there is for people to have some sort of hope on uh bro we have the
president of the united states launch a fucking token that for me that was like that that was the
top of catalysts you know um there isn't there isn't actually that much to it right now.
So in my case, in my situation, what I'm doing is for the next three years, for the next cycle, I'll just DCA, ape whatever I see that fits, you know, that looks good.
And also one of my strategies is aping all of the chains that exist.
of my strategies is aping all of the chains that exist you know all of the random you see like all
of those random networks and like chains and like that they're starting to pop off or uh started to
pop off you know before uh at some point in time obviously in the next cycle there's gonna be this
event where you know people go to bmb then they go to sold and they go to i don't know what
so just a few hundred dollars here and there you know and stacking stacking maybe getting a thousand
you know in each chain and at some some point in time in the next cycle you know when everything
starts to run obviously those chains that have that are worth like pennies or, you know, a dollar or whatever it is, most of them, they're going to do a times two, times three, times five,
some of them, some of them times ten, you don't know.
And maybe one of the chains that you aped super low,
it'll probably be the chain where people are going to be at the next cycle.
So it's kind of a predicting strategy kind of
but yeah other than that you know it's uh it's very calm very good very refreshing for the market
nothing goes up forever uh we needed to see some sort of retracement at some point like it's like
if I would be more scared if I didn't see a retracement, like I would
genuinely be more scared if we just like kept going up like nonstop without having any sort
of breathing in the market at all.
But yeah, it's that's my thesis on what's happening.
You know, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I've watched the last few weeks
you try to not be such a goofball all the time.
And sometimes you kind of almost pull it off.
Sometimes people surprise me here. It's rare, I will say i will say something i can read people
and i feel like they get stuck in their patterns of whatever behavior they have but
sometimes you see people trying to like step out of that box right try new things authentically
i gotta say right the dude catches a lot of shit here,
sometimes rightfully so.
Says a lot of really retarded things.
But every
once in a while,
like every 50 appearances on
the show or so, he'll be like
sincere or say something
insightful. I think today
might have been one of those days, right?
So we're probably not going to see that again until like probably mid-May. insightful. I think today might have been one of those days, right? Yeah, I appreciate it.
So we're probably not going to see that again until like
probably mid-May.
Now you just got to stop talking.
You just got to take your work.
Yeah, yeah. Now you just
enjoy that moment.
Can I land the plane?
No, I don't think you should.
Look.
Now you're going to say about how dogs are gay.
No, no, no. Seriously, I I wanna land the plane look I have these baby doglings
and I think they're homosexual
for my April fools I actually
said I'm pregnant
are you schizophrenic?
no no fuck that no hell no
for real?
what mental health issues have you been diagnosed with
Belogi
if you don't mind telling us intelligence For real? Yeah. What mental health issues have you been diagnosed with, Velozhi?
If you don't mind telling us.
Intelligence.
No, no.
That's not a mental issue. Hold on.
Wait.
Growing up, right?
Did you have lead paint?
Like in the household.
You would chew on stuff.
Blood paint?
Lead.
Oh, no.
I don't know.
I didn't have a house.
Okay.
What about power lines?
Did you look near, like, a big set of power lines?
Yeah, it was like a refugee camp.
They were getting somewhere.
Yeah, it was a refugee camp.
There's no system of wiring.
Like, all of the wires were, like...
You see those Indian videos where you see, like...
The thing I can't figure out is how did you climb out of the test tube?
Did it knock over?
Do you remember that?
Did someone fall into the rack and it knocked over everything and you by accident spilled out?
No, no, man.
Bologi was raised by three feral cats.
Did everybody get drunk at the location and start drinking stuff from the test tubes
and doing weird things with them?
Is it chugging beer or something?
No, man.
No, no, no, no.
None of that.
How did you come into existence?
Me and you, baby, we are just mammals,
so let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel
it was going so
bro you asked me how the hour was born and i i answered it you know properly
but no look to learn my plane bro like listen and the bull run, what people do is that they try to ape anything with $100 and try to make like $1,000 or $10,000, right?
And most of the people, they lose their money.
It's because it's a pure euphoria of gambling addictions everywhere, right?
euphoria of gambling addictions everywhere, right?
It's a casino.
But when you stack during the bear market,
like your $100 on every basket is probably going to be $200,
you know, $300, you know?
What?
Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you, man.
What?
I don't know if I caught all of what you said, maybe,
because it sounds retarded.
No, like, for example, for example,
like, let's say you ate...
I told you he shouldn't even stop talking.
Well, I'm getting a DM that there's a lady out here
who says that she was Spanish flawed
by someone on my stage.
And they want to come in here and confront that person, dude.
And they won't tell me who it is on my stage.
Bring him up.
All right.
Whistleblower.
That's what I'm going to call.
It's a chick, right?
I don't know, dude.
It's an account here.
How do I know? I don't ask for pussy. It's an account here. How do I know?
I don't ask for pussy pics, dude.
Meloji, what do you care?
Send me a photo of your pussy so I know you're a woman.
I don't do any of that, Bobby.
I'm never going to see a DM of Al like that.
Who said that?
I did.
I got 1.2 Solana for a fucking hot photo.
That wasn't me.
That was the other guy.
You know what I'm hearing?
It's one of y'all.
How many we got?
One, two, three, four.
You ain't hearing it about me.
Oh, okay.
They're requesting up.
Good.
Get him up.
No, I'm just kidding.
Sabre fools.
I am hearing something about Belogi.
That's true.
You didn't even hear what it is.
Is it true that you were offered a job with Goxnay Media?
But you had to do a weekend hiatus with little David at his house,
and it made you uncomfortable.
Is that true?
Kind of reminds me of P. Diddy with Justin Bieber in that video.
With the fucking Ferrari.
With the Lambo.
It was a Ferrari.
No, it was a Lambo.
It was a 360.
Wait, was it a Lambo?
Yeah, yeah, it was at his house in the Lambo,
and he was like 60.
360 is a Ferrari.
Yeah, I thought it was a 360 Ferrari in my head.
Anyways. Yeah. I thought it was a 360 Ferrari in my head. Anyways.
Yeah.
Is that true?
Yes, it's true.
No, I'm talking about you.
No, it's not true.
You weren't offered a job?
Yeah, a 360 is a Ferrari.
A 360.
No, no.
About the job offer.
But he had to do a weekend hiatus.
Of course.
Like a mentor session.
That's what they called it.
Boobie sent me a job offer and he asked me to do that,
which I accepted.
I didn't even decline.
How did it go?
You're going to start blowing everything I said about you before.
Go ahead.
Yeah, Boobie just backed off.
You know, he's like, yo, I didn't know you were going to accept this.
Then he just backed off. There goes everything I said. Fuck this dude. Dude, he's like, yo, I didn't know you were going to accept this. Then he just backed up.
There goes everything I said.
Fuck this dude.
Dude, he says stupid shit.
Yeah.
What's your PFE?
It's a mix of Retardio, Emilio, and Atismo.
So you don't have an actual NFT of it?
You stole it?
Yeah.
Well, they did a one-on-one for me. Really? Or it was just a meme guy? No, no. they did a one-on-one for me
Really or just a meme guy. No, no, they did a one-on-one for me. For real. Yeah
I'm not really believing this
Why are you thinking why don't people make a one-on-one for out?
Wait, are you thinking about getting a retarue? I'm thinking about why don't people make me custom art?
It's cool.
The fuck?
I can send you on it.
I thought I was like a top KOL now.
Wait a second.
People told me I had the most recognizing APFP you could ever fathom.
Sex symbol on Crypto X. x off the market you had your shot
i think that's not true i can send you on a tismo no no no no i don't want that
i want collections to make custom art of are about to tap into the cloud
Trying to build a brand
Yeah, I mean, you know how you can do it bro you you have what you talking about how to do a broad been doing it
Fuckers copy me bro. No for NFTs. They call me a trendsetter, bro. I
Try new shit. These dudes do it after bro
Actually, it's flattering for me. I don't even mind it anymore used to bother me
And I'm like look at my sons out here doing all my shit my juniors
Look at these my juniors. I am so I just they my sons, bro
shit
But anyways we tweet the room someone come up here besides belogi yo gm gm gm what's good man
what's going on what's good bro what's what's this deal yo every time i come into your room
for some reason it just like keeps logging me like i don't know what the fuck maybe it's my
i mean i tried updating x i don't know if it was my phone or what the fuck. I mean, I don't know. They don't want you here, bro
They don't want you in this room right now
It's just
But you here you made it. I'm up here man. I'm back
I just got back from a little vacay went on a little golf trip with the boys. Oh shit. Okay. Oh
Fucking Went on a little golf trip with the boys. Oh, shit. Okay. Fucking Marcus.
You guys were up to no good.
One million percent.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
We were chilling.
We were chilling.
It was a three-day little getaway.
We went to DR.
Oh, that's dope.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you were definitely getting in trouble.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
I got a whole baby at home man my wife's home
oh I didn't know you had a whole wife and baby
yeah I got a wife
I got a little 18 month old man
oh let's go dude
keeps me busy man
I had to get away a little bit though
I'm trying to crank more babies out bro
maybe five
bro I don't know I'm still in the trenches man like
he's we're trying to potty train him and shit you know and i'm i'm like cleaning up dirty diapers
still like here's what i learned bro dad of two right did all that uh each kid kind of grows at
their own pace right so obviously you're trying to usher them along and help them out.
But like, they figure
it out, right?
So don't be like, oh, you know what I mean? You get that other
baby in the family or your friend's kid
or whatever and the baby's walking
and reading a book at one. You're like,
what the fuck's wrong with my baby?
It ain't like that, bro.
You just let it happen, right?
Yeah, yeah. I just don't know how people go back to back back to back to back
I mean you get it over with in a way, right? You just get in the long run. Yeah
Matt in the macro 100% you're you're you'll be in the clear but I mean
You're you're stuck in the trenches for a while then if you go back to back. I mean, are you though? Right?
like I looked at like my friend group was like
troublemaker like problems for me friend group bro for real my in real life friends
kind of running through the streets but i was a bit of a problem then when i became a dad but i
really did was like i can't do this shit right and some And some people were mad. And I kind of just wasn't going out no more and hitting the same spots at night.
And I just got used to that, bro.
And I've just been living that life now where, you know, you see me out like at night-night, something's probably wrong.
Like I'm always, you know, because I'm a full-time dad, bro.
So I'm just used to that life where I'm a homebody introvert, bro.
I'll go on a vacation
compared to going to some club or some shit it's just not really my thing i mean i'll go to concerts
and i'm with all that but i'm comfortable just chilling with my fam right that's i'm trying to
build with my little familiar right so i fuck with that but sometimes you got to realize this old life shit ain't for
me no more right thank god i fucking caught that early enough i feel like i wouldn't be the dad
that i am and shit oh no 100 plus i had my phone bro i was fucking crazy uh
dude i was just running through the city before I was even 20, just doing the craziest shit where I've had my phone, bro, forever.
Like my early life was kind of nuts.
Surprised I'm here.
So I'm just chilling now, bro.
Here we got Jake Newman coming up.
This fucking retard.
Are you kidding?
Swear to God.
Jake Newman.
What the fuck's your problem, bro?
You DM me weird shit.
I don't even open it, bro.
Yeah, I haven't been able to join in because...
Shut the fuck up.
How dare you.
Fuck your problem, dude.
Easy blocking me.
Good.
You talk shit about the most.
Fuck your problem, you fucking...
Put your wife on the fucking phone, dude.
I'm not going to do that because she's at work making a living for the family.
Yeah, of course she has to for you.
You fucking leech.
Tell her to buy you a new microphone.
You bottom feeding scumbag.
Thank you for that feedback. I will now
fix that. But easy sucks.
He doesn't have anybody.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
You just said he was your best friend and now you're talking shit.
I'm sorry. This guy's a fucking
scammer, bro. I hate to be your worst friend and now you're talking shit. I'm sorry. This guy's a fucking scammer, bro.
I hate to be your worst friend.
You're a scammer.
You're a fucking scammer.
You tell people to buy coins and that doesn't necessarily mean every coin's going to make them rich.
So you might be a scammer.
I say that, you fucking inbred.
Boom, so you agree.
I agree that not all coins go up all the time. Yeah, right
You already here first and sometimes he might first so shut
The hell up dude and go yell upstairs to your mom to make us a sandwich grilled cheese
four slices of cheese
Dudes on his neighbors wi-fi you're on your neighbor's wi-fi you broke
why'd your mom live with you and your wife the
the problem dude why did you not i'm smart jake newman what do you
want
i want to say hi and i want to challenge you Fuck you Jake Newman Fuck you Jake Newman
Do you own IMG
Pretty aggressive
Yo we don't want that dude around that shit
You're pretty aggressive
I think I could beat you in a rap battle
Because it's 11 in the morning
Where I am at
So it's probably earlier where you're at
Bro I got bars for a day Yeah but do you have it at 11 in the morning where I am at. So it's probably earlier where you're at. Bro, I got bars for days.
Yeah, but do you have it at 11 in the morning?
I have it anytime.
I'm that guy.
All right.
Drop that beat.
Go ahead.
Drop.
You're going to rap for real?
Yeah.
I'll wait for a beat.
Brawler of rap.
Oh, this is easy.
This is light work for us.
Hold on.
Give him that shook ones. Shook ones instrumental. Nah, this is easy. This is lightweight for us. Hold on. Give him that shook ones shook ones instrument. It's too easy
Yo breaking news
What breaking news? What?
The US government apparently deleted one terabyte of financial
That was this morning
dude
I hope all the stuff that I owe them money-wise
I'm referring to the IRS and taxes
This dude sounds like he's talking from 1987
I know dude, what is with you? What dimension are you in?
He's just an idiot man
He don't pay you taxes
we don't care he cooked this all what you're gonna do what you're gonna do
you're gonna get kicked out of here if you talk over me so you just keep on we're just gonna kick
you out and i'm gonna say what i'm gonna say about you with you out you in the room
i'm gonna lazy bum you don't pay no taxes bro you are the
bottom feeder of bottom feeders in this industry bro that's just the fact no you are you're the
bottom feeder of bottom feeders bro you're literally one-sided liquidity for 13 Shut the fuck up. Yeah. 13.
Stop muting me.
Please.
Stop muting me.
Please.
This guy.
Are you Indian?
Easy.
This guy's mic is fucking broke.
Dude, what is with your mic?
Are you on a CBM radio?
I think he's talking through his microwave or something.
No, I was muted.
Sorry.
Dude, what year is your phone?
2001.
Holy shit
Trying to do Morse code bro
What a retard
No one knows that here
I want to put Morse code
You saw that eh
I think Jake might need to do a lot
Hey don't say anything if you're good
Yo Hello I think Jake might need to do a lot. Hey, don't say anything if you're good.
Hello.
Yo, Jake.
Where did this fucking scumbag come from, EZ? I don't remember him that well.
I know where you came from.
Where did that come from?
I think EZ introduced me to you came from. Where did I come from? I think E.T. introduced me to you.
Okay.
I've been there for a minute.
Oh, crypto's looking good right now.
What the fuck?
Bitcoin just went through monthly open.
Solana has some room to grow.
They're just...
Listen, brother, they're just grabbing the liquidity.
You sound like the mom in Charlie Brown, dude.
No one can fucking hear you, bro.
Who, me?
Yeah.
Is this better?
All right, let me join back.
Thank you for letting me know.
How about you take your wife's underwear off that you're wearing, you fucking freak?
How about you've never known softness like this?
Can anyone else not hear it, Jake?
Dude's wearing high heels right now.
And she walks around and stuff.
Not necessarily. I'm sitting down.
She's wearing
high heels and his wife's wig.
She's at work with a bra.
I bet.
She's a fucking weirdo, dude.
He's eating ball cards in his wife's bra right now.
100%.
I can't hear him.
You might need to do it.
He's trying it out and looking in the mirror.
He's like cutting his lawn.
But only the backyard where no one can see him.
He's wearing a dress and shit
Yo that happens
100%
I'm Sam dude
I wear heels to go through the garbage
What the fuck
What?
What the fuck did you just say?
I told you you should have stopped talking long ago.
Yeah, you.
Yeah, you always say some really homoerotic shit.
Bro, I literally said the normal thing.
And Papa starts going in.
Mom, I'm using the bathroom again.
Wearing high heels to go through the garbage is not...
No one coming...
Does anyone have to use the bathroom before I use it?
He just goes in.
They hear the door lock, right?
You hear that.
You're like, oh, not again, dude.
You put music on or a movie just so you don't hear him in the goon.
He comes out all sweating. you're like, bro, what was happening there?
Nothing.
Just watch it on to hide what's going on.
Why are you always going, taking a shit, Bubba?
Why are you ever peeing in there?
I don't know, mom.
That's his exercise for the day.
He's just big goon
I had a roommate who would turn their faucet on
Whenever his shit would sink
And blow up the apartment
You could have put on Rambo or something
I decided the faucet would help
I don't know
Jake
What
Like
What are you bro
Like what are you doing
Like what are you doing Right now What are you doing What are you bro like what are you doing? Like what are you doing?
Right now?
I'm smoking a joint.
What are you?
I don't do drugs but
Are you wearing your wife?
Are you wearing your wife?
First of all, marijuana is not a drug.
And second of all, it's nobody's business.
Okay, you're delusional.
You're fucking delusional.
It's nobody's business.
It's so funny when people try to, like, decipher what their drug is.
It's fucking hilarious.
Oh, I definitely know.
This dude's on, like, prescription shit, bro.
If he's here, he'll list the drugs I'm not on.
He's on like Klonopin.
Two heroin.
That's right.
Yeah, that's one of them.
That's on my list.
Brother, anything that plays around with your conscience is a drug.
Oh, yeah?
So Twitter spaces is a drug?
Tylenol is a drug.
100% Twitter is a drug.
Twitter, I think, is a drug? Tylenol is a drug. 100% Twitter is a drug. Dopamine.
Twitter, I think it's a drug.
Dopamine.
Anything that you do in excess can be considered a drug.
Yeah.
And an addiction.
100%.
Dude, I'm going to have a challenge on my show.
A 30-day challenge.
Everyone on my show.
No, no, that's the thing.
30-day no you goon 20. No, no, that's the thing. No 30 day. No goon challenge
But you can't goons you cannot come on the ship
Don't like
I'm sorry, that what it means. Yes
Thank you. I'm serious guys for 30 days. I need you to just do a cleanse yes
Okay, I mean bro. I need you to just do a cleanse, guys. Okay. I mean, bro, I already won them.
Throw the computer away.
Put that flashlight
away in the trash.
Just fucking...
What? How do you know about
the flashlight? What do you mean?
Little David sponsored the tiny one.
The flashlight?
There's a butthole one he made where you can a butthole
or maybe not do you do you have the flashlight elk no i never had no
or are you the the can of coke type?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Can of coke?
I have an ovulator
Yo, you guys are weird
Bro, tell
There is a can of coke one
Sometimes I take an ovulator
And I squeeze out the eggs
And they're sticky.
How does this dude have a wife, bro?
I wonder how some of you guys have girls.
How the fuck did that happen?
She must be fucking down bad.
Half of these dudes are lying, man.
There's no shot.
Yeah, but we heard his girl last night.
So it's like we heard his wife.
So that's crazy. She was talking to us and she she sounded normal
That was the craziest part. She actually son
Or the device so clearly this is some kind of act
But he's really just trying to scam everyone while he does this whole gets up
Everybody send me money. That's for no reason at all. See? Piece of shit.
Send them a drama.
I'll accept tokens too,
especially if they're on Uniswap.
And if not, maybe one will get famous one day
and I'll put it on Uniswap.
I heard you were part of the original
team of Pooping Ladies NFT.
I was on sitting
dick nipples, not necessarily
Pooping Ladies.
People remember those bro you ain't been here very long
if you don't remember pooping lady entities
I just don't own any
but I
I just don't like
Bobby Zou's still holding the floor
Bobby Zou's holding the floor
pooping lady entities.
He's got like the special
editions and shit.
I actually have the set
of my three
monkeys and
those dolls.
Bobby Zoo hasle's pubes
with Jason Williams.
We use them as toothpicks.
Beeple's sold as pubes. It was like
an art thing he did. My friends
bought this shit.
How much did it go for?
$1,250 was the minting
price with the box and everything in the
NFT and the iPad.
One of one or
2500 of them and it took uh two weeks to sell out before people and then jason got offered over a
hundred million a million for the box um yo booby do you want to buy a jet no do you know anybody who wants to buy a jet probably but not okay well grand cardone is
selling his jet and i can i can broker it owning a jet is fucking stupid it's one of the stupidest
purchases why would you want to own a jet and have maintenance and everything else when you can
just rent jets and go when you want a hundred percent but not thing with a boat I mean 100% but not
You know it depends on the
Individuals rap
I don't want to use
Jizz Jizz
I mean you can change the rap
I don't like that black rap
He has like a black
And white with Gran Cardone on it
That can be changed I understand that that black rap he has he has like a black and white with gran cardone on it like that that can
be changed that can be changed i i understand that yeah there's actually a very wonderful woman that
i follow and her name is sandra i don't know about sandra bro she she customizes jets like no fucking tomorrow man she does crazy shit like crazy yeah yeah yeah it's it's crazy
like she customized her own personal jet all black outside inside black uh she made it like
a cat woman kind of wait i think i saw an article about that belogi online
i used to work for a company that did that yes yes it's pretty it's pretty nice
but yeah the the jet business is nice because it's very good commissioned like for example if
I sell Grant Cardone's plane I'll get a good commission but also's, there has been a few people that are trying to get into the detailing
business of jets,
but it's extremely risky.
I'm curious.
Why is it risky?
Cause I assume if you have enough to own a jet,
you have enough to get detailed all the time.
as I'm talking as a,
as a detailing business,
it is risky for them.
We're not talking about jets right now.
This is retarded, dude.
I was preparing it to as a business as well.
Why you don't have it?
You watch the TikTok of a guy cleaning a jet?
They coined $100,000 a coin.
You don't have a jet yet.
Jake, you know what I mean?
Shut the fuck up.
I can't have you here.
I just threw that riffraff down, dude.
I had my phone with that shit.
Bro, he's a curse.
He's a curse to have him around you, bro.
Yeah, fuck you, Jake Newman.
Let me tell you, there's another guy called Phanon.
Phanon.
Just block him and block Jake Newman.
They're both like these are like grown men trapped in nine-year-old's body
and they're literally trying to make a candy bar seven dollars fourteen dollars and they're growing
for fourteen dollars and nobody talks about it because it's only seven and fourteen dollars, but that's what like and then to just give any type of
life advice
Are you okay?
Okay
Yo, it sounds like you fucking took a diarrhea shit right now.
sounds like you fucking took a diarrhea
That sounds when I shit, bro.
He's like spamming my emojis right now.
It's okay, Jake.
Let's see if I can hit Belogi on this target right now.
Yep, Belogi's gone.
Jake Newman, bend the knee to easy.
I'll bring you up.
Bend the knee and apologize to this man.
Kiss the ring.
I'm going to let you do that.
let you do that if you don't do that I'm gonna take you down bend the knee and
If you don't do that, I'm going to take you down.
apologize to this man publicly I'm not even saying he'll explain I'm talking to
you you knew I was talking to you too this is part of what apologize I'm sorry
easy how many times do I have to
apologize? I would tell you what, if I
bought Bitcoin every time I apologized to Easy,
I'd be even richer.
Alright, we're going to
take you down. We'll see if he accepts that.
Appreciate you.
I don't think Easy is accepting it though.
Probably going to wrap up soon.
It's 1130.
We're just in a quiet point of the market, bro.
It's okay.
I kind of want to feel something, dude.
How's your relationship?
No, no.
No details.
I don't do all that.
I don't do all that. I don't do all that. It's dangerous
It's too dangerous I have enemies here below you I
Got it. They want to see out dead. Can you imagine?
What they would do
I gotta think about this shit, bro, I mean, but think about that wait a minute hear me out though
right if you like somebody do you want to be like hey and then it's like now they're being
attacked by everyone that don't make me feel good facts facts and you know the people the energy i
have people are gonna love this person or they're going to hate this person. Right. It's just, I don't want to bring that energy to somebody else.
I deal with that energy every day.
I'm fine with it.
Right.
But, and I'm not saying said person can't deal with it, but do I want to be the one to open the gate to that hatred?
Here we go.
So there's some things you got to be, be smart about.
Right.
People are stupid. on you, bro.
And people don't want to see Al Cappy.
Boloji doesn't want to see Al Cappy.
I know this is true.
You're plotting to take over my morning spot.
I've seen the DMs.
You and little David.
He was going to fly you out and eat your asshole
if you could get me to fucking stop hosting my show.
And then you were going to be his intern,
but Hanuk took that job instead.
And they ate some asshole of some dude with suey.
And XRP.
And Charles Hodgkinson with his fucking 27 year old but looks 92 year old big fat
fucking bearded fucking chipmunk fucking fucking alcoholic piece of shit in a black
helicopter with your phones dude just flying these dudes out and they're just having these
bare sexual events bro where they're just having these bare sexual events, bro,
where they're just rolling around drunk fucking each other.
This is true.
This is 100% true.
Sex orgies.
Dudes with knobs in both hands just plugging each other, dude.
Blasting each other.
Yo, my fucking phone died.
Who cares, dude dude I'm in front
Talking about dudes pegging each other in the woods
Pretending it's some kind of crypto meetup
Yeah you being up with some dude's ball sack
Mud flapping it dude
Mud flapping that dude's balls
I want you to promise you
I can't even imagine how these guys link up
They're having beers and shit
They're trying to figure out the other dudes gay like them
It's just like they're throwing the signs out there
I'd really like to ape this dicker with
One of my bros
They're like oh yeah
My wife doesn't understand
When I ape these dickers late at night bro And they're just like oh yeah my wife doesn't understand when i ate these stickers late at night bro and
they're just like oh and then all of a sudden they just start to kiss and shit on the couch
the one dude at the crypto event who's not gays like in his room like oh my god it's like
bitty diddy security god when you hear the
door video and it's just a dude getting fucking annihilated that's your crypto meetups with these
little cabals bro just dudes blasting each other's mud flaps bro then they wake up dude they're all ashamed they pretend
like nothing oh I have no idea what happened last night I was blackout
drunk and then David's the guy's like yeah yeah I don't know why my ass hurts Must be the hard yoke girl.
Whoa, you can't just say names.
Alchemist does not condone it. I'm talking about characters here, bro.
But anyways, these dudes are flying each other out and eating each other's ass.
And then hopping on a space, selling you, Joshua.
Sheesh, she she she she if you dare speak out against
this ass-eating cabal mud flop and gay balls in some log cabin retreat you're
ostracized bro below G ostracized he received the phone call from this gay cabal and he was paid off and I
asked him on an alchemist show were you paid it wasn't I swear and then months later it was revealed he was paid.
What else happened here that Boloji is not telling?
And how compromised was your butthole, Boloji? For real, bro.
Look, what I can say is this.
It made me shit real good.
Like every time I take a shit,
it just passes smooth, bro.
Yeah, what the fuck?
But yo, Alk, I want you to promise me
that when you have kids,
one of your kids needs to be called Belodi.
No chance in hell that would ever happen
look i mean it would be good you know dude one day when i'm on my arco um
with my farm one day my crypto wifey i'm just in some meadow land and I have all these animals and cows and goats and
horses and fucking
spider monkeys just roaming
the land. The most
retarded animal that we find.
I might call Belosio
like the most old
sickly
retarded fucking animal.
Like the goat that keeps climbing on your
roof and falling down and shit yeah I'm not considered whoa at least well see
there's a chance booby
Jake Newman really wants to come up.
So, Boobie, am I going to Vegas?
The market's not dead.
You guys just have to look at me.
How the fuck do I know if you're going to Vegas?
Well, I don't know.
To meet you and your buddy and the woman.
Bro, are you trying to get another shot at the gay cabal?
And the woman?
What was it?
Your friend and the woman that they're going out.
I don't know, bro.
The fucking friend that's probably going to get gold-bicked.
The one who's been dating for two years and has the girl pregnant.
And it's not vegas it's la
and woodland hills yes yeah you just fucked up the whole fucking story by like every part of it
well i don't know it's not that important to me so i i kind of forget it must be if you ask him to go
i mean i would love to it It's nice. You know?
It is nice.
Yeah.
It's nicer if you weren't there.
Because look at it this way, Boogie.
I'll vlog it.
Your cock vlog it.
No, man.
I'll actually make it more smoother.
Like, bro, I would have solutions for the problems.
We don't have any problems.
I don't know.
Let's say there's no ketchup on the table.
What are you going to do?
Ask the waiter.
Well, what if I already got the ketchup?
Then you're the waiter.
Exactly.
So, like, no napkins,kins bam you walk out of the restaurant
you just touch the handle no napkins what are you gonna do there's no napkins there trust me
there'd be napkins before i left the restaurant and why would i be wiping my hands before i open
the door why wouldn't i have wiped my hands at the table before i got up after i before
i paid the bill no no after you paid the bill you walk out you touch a handle of a door and then i
kicked the door open with my slimy i could kick the door open with my foot i don't use my hands
okay what if your foot gets a shit stain on the way out there's nobody shitting on the door entrance of a restaurant, you fucking nutcase.
Okay.
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
I don't know.
I'm just trying to help you out, man.
And your buddy.
Dude, how come they haven't locked you up yet?
What the fuck is that, bro?
Why the fuck do you want me to get locked out, man?
Because for society's sake of safety.
Brother, I am the society's safety.
I don't know about that.
Look, look, you need to understand one thing.
Without smiles and laughter, we would be living in hell you know like the whole world
is on this planet for a certain purpose and everybody has their purpose you know
but nobody can find it without actually smiling through their way to it.
I don't know what fucking word salad nonsense bullshit.
Schizophrenic.
Fucking retarded.
Fucking regurgitated.itated cyclopedia britannica
fucking psycho babble that was
what the fuck are you doing rice bro
there's a thing called toxic positivity. That's this motherfucker, dude.
It is, it is.
It's like positivity, retarded.
With a chromosome or two, just light.
Something ain't right.
Something's off, kill.
Nonsense.
It's true.
It's true.
Why?
You know what I do? I'm out of my day for this dude it's just like fucking retarded what you say dude i'll go to walmart and just fucking hang out with the
fucking car guy if i want this kind of shit who pushes the thing it's like hey dude what do you
think about the market his mom gave him dude the walmart market? He's got the fucking haircut his mom gave him.
Dude, the Walmart in Boston has got the same guy.
I don't know his name, right?
He's actually mad cool.
He's got this crazy Thor haircut or like He-Man.
He just pushes these cards like a motherfucker, dude, aggressively in the rain, everything.
The guy's good, right?
That's Belogie. You should ask him for financial aid not clocked in dude i'm gonna get these glasses the meta
glasses bro just walk around you know what i mean just check shit out go to my local rub and tub
but try to trick them i don't want a handy now i got got you on camera, bitch. I'm just doing crazy shit.
Don't you touch my penis.
Act all offended.
What the fuck?
Act outraged and shit.
I came for a massage, man.
I came for a massage.
Not this kind of place for real is it really called rub and tub tug rugged as a Nuru? What? What the fuck? Nuru? Nuru? The fuck is noodle?
No, Nuru, Nuru.
The fuck is...
What are you talking about?
Nuru?
N-U-R-U.
Whoa.
What is that?
Yeah, Nuru massage.
That's what it's called.
I thought that was like a different language of the vagina.
Like, Nana.
What is that? Yeah. thought that was like a different language of the vagina like nana are you talking about reiki massage hey no like old body body the body massage
what the fuck that's called a full body massage is that on your resume yeah Yeah, Nuru, Nuru. All right, well, come in. Just kidding.
All you just did is...
Hey, you hired this dude for your wife.
You're like, oh, I'm going to get a couple's massage.
You're like, this will be totally chill.
Unbelievable.
Like your anniversary.
This dude comes in, just starts fucking straddling your wife.
Right?
She's like, oh, oh, oh.
He just stole that from Elon Neuralink.
That's what he stole he's a
neuro massage i saw it bro google it neuro and you are you massage wait let's do a hypothetical
below g let's say you found the love of your life yeah you like you know you're you're in that fresh
newlywed thing dude you're just living your best life, right?
Yeah.
You guys are trying to make it.
You know what I mean?
You're trying to have your come up.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
And some dude's like, I want to fuck your wife for $5 million cash.
Okay.
For the weekend and just do crazy, dirty shit.
Like, violator,ator dude just crazy shit okay
what would you say to him first i wouldn't say anything to him i'll go look at my wife and be
like hey listen look in life we struggle and in life we go through wars and at this moment in time
you are going through war for the best interest of us both and for our
future kids and you need to do what you have to do for us to survive the next fucking 20 years
all right now but you really love her lover... So what are you doing when she leaves?
What if she's enthusiastic about leaving?
Like, the relation?
No, like, you're like,
I don't know how we're gonna do this.
She's, like, already packing.
Like, oh, okay, I'll see you.
Like, she's ready to do it.
Then what?
Like, she's ready to take the five million?
Like, she's ready to go fuck this dude.
Like, you don't even have to talk her into it. She's ready. Oh like she's ready to go this dude like you don't even have to talk
her into it she's ready oh she's ready amazing then she's a very wonderful woman that thinks for
our best interest both of us so when she leaves and now the night's happening you know she's
getting blasted are you crying like what what's the move you crying you're going and crying like
no not really i would be are you outside the guy's house and she like
Would actually go sleep as fast as possible like this the day can you think you're going to sleep with your wife
Getting her back blown out
Like this when I wake up, bro, I have five million dollars
No, she got five. You spend spend that money now you're thinking about right wait wait so so you're twisting it she's gonna get the five million and she can like run
away yeah of course five million cash from you of course she probably would be with five million
well nah nah that nah that can't be part of it she's gonna come back yeah yeah yeah then yeah
yeah obviously yeah she's coming back she's Obviously, yeah. She's coming back.
She's coming back.
Yeah, that's the story.
Now, when she comes back, are you asking her shit?
Like, about what happened?
I had a friend, right?
He broke up with this girl.
She went through the whole thing all summer, right?
Yeah.
They come back together.
They're fighting like, did you suck this guy's dick?
Like, don't do that, guys, right?
No, no, no.
If you lost her to the streets for three months, bro, she sucked dick.
This happened.
This happened, bro.
Two days after that.
Maybe two hours after that, dude.
She's gobbling dick.
Probably.
Right?
To get over you or whatever's going on.
That dick was already there.
It's a red flag.
Whoa, what do you mean? I mean, i mean if the girl like immediately after the relationship or he's like on the next man
wait are you trying to tell me that women don't have eight dudes ready to go playing the friend
role waiting for a dude to fuck up you tell me that because this is a non-fact i think this
happens a lot you probably have six guys to the side right now.
Sugar paws.
Good morning, sugar paws.
Actually, I don't.
Good morning, beautiful.
Right?
They're hitting you just enough.
They're just keeping that line.
Wait, here's what guys do.
I'm going to give up the bro code.
My bad.
Bros be keeping the lines of communication open.
They'll just hit you now and again right
they'll just hit you
thinking about you
yeah but the thing is
I work with like
I mean I actually work in web 3
what do you mean I'm working right now
whoa
I have only colleagues
there's like a depth show.
I know all of this.
People think this isn't a real job.
CKASA tweeted this shit out.
It is a job, sir.
Do you think I have a real job?
This is a full-time job, sir.
No, no, no.
Sir.
The fuck? Is this because I'm taken? What? See how they switch up on me, bro? You, no, no. Sir? The fuck? Just because I'm taken?
What?
See how they switch up on me, bro?
I'm off the market, Bobby.
Congrats.
Look how they switch up on us.
You see how they come
around here like that?
So, can I give you the philosophy
behind it?
Oh, hello, sir.
Go ahead. I can't talk to this
lady right yeah but can i give you the philosophy behind this lady and everyone else uh so you okay
it's not being any disrespectful you don't know what you don't know like that's the poor-minded
mentality do you know that there's probably six different ways I've had an income for the last 12 years?
For the last 12 years.
So it's the poor man's mentality.
It's the poor man's mentality to think if you're doing one thing, that that's your job.
Like I have seven streams of income.
Which one of them are my jobs, ma'am?
Which one of them are my jobs, ma'am? Which one of them are my job? See, it's
the poor person's mentality that only one way to build wealth is through one income stream.
It's to work for 40 years. It's that mentality. And this is why there's levels to this stuff.
And this is why the man lives in the house where his bedroom is as big as your house because he's you can bet your
ass that man's got seven eight income stream incomes so so like to even just to come with
the mentality of saying like this is not a job or whatever like like it's to me i think it's a
really poor way of thinking and see you can like, they never thought of that because they've never had seven streams of income themselves.
If McDonald's doesn't pay, they don't pay the bills.
I don't disagree.
What'd you say?
I never, like, disagreed.
Like, I absolutely believe in what you said.
So, again, remember, I'm saying I'm not pointing fingers at you.
I'm just saying that mindset about the job mindset with the people saying like, okay, so this is your job.
Well, do you realize some people have three and four streams of income?
Well, do you realize some people have three and four streams of income?
Yeah, it's like me when I work Uber, right?
I'm not only working Uber for the rest of my fucking life.
Like Uber, every stream of income that I get, it is purely planned towards a certain aspect of thing in my life.
You know, like Uber pays my liability bills.
You know, other than that, that's it.
And then I have other things that are getting me some sort of revenue.
But like I don't work Uber for the rest of my life.
You get what I'm saying? But sugar paws, I mean,
your voice is pretty sweet.
And, you know,
I could take your paw
and, you know...
And cut it off.
This is cringe.
What, are you going to cut it off and save it as a souvenir?
What are you, a serial killer now?
I'm saying stranger danger is blowing a rape whistle right now.
Get out of here, sugar boss.
No, it's sugar.
It's sugary paws.
So I was going to go in a way that, hey, you know, I can lick your sugary paws.
Yo, Belogi, he cleared his throat and made sure he threw the deep voice riz on.
Wait, let's ask Sugarpaar.
Sugarpaar, are you okay?
Nope, you destroyed her.
You scared her off, Belogi.
Damn.
No, no, wait, wait.
She's still here.
It's just like she's probably...
Sugarpaar, you're in danger
Please don't share your location with this gentleman
No, look sugar
Oh the end quick
Me and you are mammals and we can definitely do it like on the Discovery Channel
the discovery channel jesus christ like the worst fucking dad jokes you could come up with that's
the best pickup line i've known in my life dude newly newly pickup line ladies like you just get
right to the point dude you don't do all that you just get right to it okay okay what about this one
yo sugar are you wi-fi because I feel a very strong connection between us.
you're stealing your neighbor's wifi.
I'm saying that.
Look,
I know,
I know a few,
I know a few.
Does it work on all the guys or just some,
I mean some,
some,
it depends on the situation.
Like if,
if you're on spaces like this it like it comes out weird
You know why don't you do something more natural and rizz up Bobby? No, why don't we don't okay?
Wait, hold on hold on hold on hold on. Okay
You're booby
But he's actually got Turkish blogs. He just hasn't said anything.
All these Costco visits or check-ins for the tattoos as well,
he's got to bring his hairline back to a Caesar cut.
What kind of Costco you got?
No, I'm serious.
Bobby Zou's going to have dreads, dude, by probably Christmas.
We're seeing a little pump in the market, guys.
What's going on here? Well, Larry, think about it. We're seeing a little pump in the market, guys. What's going on
here? Well, Larry, we hit a bottom. It's a liquidity sweep. We hit a generational bottom,
easy. We probably did come very close to hitting the bottom, generational bottom we probably did come close to it but that
don't but but that don't mean you can't go down and go within a hundred bucks of that bottom
three more times between now and end of july so that's what you call chop off the bottom you go
up a little bit and chop back to the bottom go up chop back to the bottom see i think we got that
summer chop coming that's got but so like
just the summer chop is actually weeds out the wheat right which then you go higher the farther
you chop sideways at the bottom the higher you go because you're building a new floor you have
to build this floor bitcoin looking good though bitcoin's looking good they. Bitcoin's looking good.
They told you you couldn't make money at buying Bitcoin at 15K.
But yet they put you in some coin that 106 hours later, not 106 days, 106 hours later, nobody's trading it. But yeah, come to my space,
and if you got 500 bucks to get generational wealth,
let's go get some Auggie.
Let's go get some Modang's cousin.
Them boys playing the long con yeah i told everyone today everyone gets a 25 raise
nobody even realizes april's fools these motherfuckers gonna be disappointed come friday son
these motherfuckers gonna be disappointed come friday son
they done spent the money throughout the week oh that's an extra well that's an extra 250 for me on
my check they be done spending before they ever get it come friday they're gonna be disappointed
i i ain't even got the heart to tell them now because nobody said a word and it's almost lunchtime right
oh nobody said nothing i played it off really good too i said you know the season starting guys
trying to keep good work for the summer blah blah blah you know i've upped my pricing
you know just across the board you're getting anywhere from a 15 to 25% raise.
Everyone, nobody's even said nothing, bro.
I got one guy working at my house.
He ain't said nothing.
Listen, he's been, like, he's been walking fast too, bro.
Like, he's been really trying to show me he's working hard.
I see him out of sliding glass door right now. He's there right now.
Hey, you test him. Ask him if he wants a drink and a snack.
Yeah, hold on. Hold on. You should turn it down. You should turn it down.
Hold on. A real worker will turn it down. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hey, bro. You want a drink and a snack?
Yeah, I got ice. hey bro you want a snack yeah okay okay okay does he have Ryobi tools okay you got you got Ryobi tools or what what do you I got some of these are all kinds of different stuff.
I'm just curious.
You hear what he said he had?
He's paranoid now, dude.
Yeah, he's like, what?
Hey, listen.
Do me a favor, right?
Every three minutes, just walk to the window on the phone, right?
Just walk to the window on the phone like you're talking and just shake your head.
Like, grab your hair.
But don't look at him.
Look at what he's doing.
Next question.
Shake your head.
Then walk away fast and then come back in two minutes.
Yeah.
Just look. Ask him if he sits with a piece.
Don't make eye contact with him.
Just look at, like, something he just did. Just look at it. Just at like something he just did look at it
Like you're really looking at it and you're talking to someone like look at this shit and he'll just be like
He'll have the worst fucking day
Like that guy
What's his name that does them jokes like just just look at it. Just look at it. Just look at it
What's that guy's name? You know? Oh, that dude that says, would you look at that?
Yeah, would you look at that?
Would you look at that?
I forget his name. He's a big comedian.
I follow him for a while.
He's Tripp, bro.
Dude, Jake Newman's going crazy.
See, fuck him up here.
Fuck you, Jake Newman.
See, that's the best way to get them people
because to them, it's the attention the attention right so they want to rob you
for 17 they don't get the satisfaction out of 17 they get the satisfaction out of the attention
out of you saying hey fuck you bro you fucking rubbed me for 17 14 dollars you know i mean
that's what they like they love for you to, like, Jake Newman, he gets off on that.
Like, he'll literally do it just so you could say, fuck, man, why'd you do that for $17?
And he'll just laugh and go, you know?
I mean, dude, like, he's not even a man.
His wife works for him.
He's, like, stay up.
Like, what I'm trying to say is, nothing's wrong with being stay-at-home dad.
But what I'm saying is, like, he doesn't I'm saying is, he doesn't even pay the bills.
The wife feeds him.
He has no income.
He's a dude sitting at home with no income.
What if this guy is listening to you now?
He is.
He's listening.
Oh, my God.
How did he know this?
I meant to work.
I've known Jack Newman for like three years.
He's a trip.
I block him on every account.
I just block him.
He don't like it.
They add me to groups all the time
and then I just leave.
Like, they're a trip bro
well we're back boys look at the charts the cooks are coming back
look at this here's what's what's going to happen.
The market's going to pump.
And we're going to be saying, oh, man, we're back.
And then dozens of people will be here like, what are they talking about?
My wallet is not going up.
When is my coins going to go up?
And you're going to find out that you like they had to like, here's what coins will go up.
I will tell you what coins will go up.
And you think about it this way.
The coins that had a real community and it
was all organic. If it was manufactured by bots
and manufactured, like everything
just manufactured from the very beginning, them coins won't go back up.
It's because, you see,
it won't pay for the people to pump them coins right it won't pay
so so the ones that so they won't pump them so that's why they because they that's how they
went up in the first place is what i'm trying to say if it's just manufacturally pumped to go up
in the first place typically that coin doesn't go back
up again it's the it's like the natural ones right it's like it's like pepe's natural like
mag is natural it's just like it's natural right no matter how they started or whatever it's it's
now organic right and them like like so i think what you'll see, it was like, it was like in the
summer of 2024. No, it was like the spring of 2024. Like the market took off in September,
October of 2023. And we were in February of 2024, just killing it. And people were holding spaces
and they were talking about when the bull run gets here and i'm thinking
bro i'm up nine times my money in the last seven months what are you talking about right
like we're killing it then i realized hey these people are not participating like if you're going
to participate in the wealth that's made in september october november december this year you're buying your plays now and you're not and
and you're not worried about the price that if they fluctuate 20 up and down over the next couple
months right them people will be participating in september october november in the reaping the
rewards and then everybody else will be trying to catch up and they'll be selling them people in September, October, November and reaping the rewards.
And then everybody else will be trying to catch up and they'll be selling
them people the newest plays out on the
market, the grips.
It's true.
It's really true.
You're goddamn right.
That mog dip to 135,
140, that was a fucking steal, man. That mod dipped to 135, 140.
That was a fucking steal, man.
That was a fucking steal.
So glad I DC-ed in that.
I don't even know it went that low.
I don't watch it like that.
Yeah, bro.
That shit dipped to like 130 i think 135 136
i started dc'ing at like 137 138 and it's up now mark is pumping a little bit buy the shit you believe in guys that will be around when things come back this is the
the thesis right and grab your runners obviously but maybe take the win from the runner and splash
it on something you think is like actually tangible and shit you'll figure it
out some of us are just chilling bro waiting for green to come to shave and sell bro i've done my
work i've done my grind dude i'm i'm really just locked in waiting for that euphoria to come and
i'm gonna be pop pop pop dca dca DCA just some then I'm doing in real life
shit and then I'm gonna buy dips bro and run this bear market back with my homies bro do it all over
again bro I'll be zoos typing it's kind of crazy mumbo-jumbo.
Yeah, but it's lunchtime.
I'm probably going to wind down soon, guys.
Enjoy my life.
Especially when we've been out here at night lately, too.
I'm not going to be here all day.
You're out of your fucking mind.
Beautiful day outside and shit. Hey. I just fucking live my life. Hey, I think later today, they are so I haven't shoot.
Hey.
I just fucking live my life.
Hey, I think later today I'll take like one of the newer guys.
He's got somebody here helping him.
And I'm going to, what I'm going to do is
I'm going to give them a $50 bill
and I'm going to send them up to Home Depot
and I'm going to say, go to
Home Depot and
go buy a board extender, a board extender.
Go up to Home Depot and get a, you know, there's no such thing as a board extender.
You can't, you can't, you can only cut a board.
You can't add to a board.
And can you imagine him today going up to Home Depot, asking for a board extender, walking around?
Say, hey, where are your board extenders at?
And then when he comes back, I'm saying, hey, we're fools.
Because he'll never think that I'm going to pay him to drive all the way up to Home Depot.
It will never cross his mind that I'm sending him on a wild goose chase.
He might be hearing me
because I see him standing out there days and off into space.
But I got my sliding glass doors closed and I'm talking low.
This is, I got a guy working around my house a couple days each week.
I got this guy.
I'm going to do like home improvements and stuff.
Look at this.
He's looking around.
He's done lost.
He's looking around.
Pat this morning.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Hey, bro.
You lose something?
Your yellow tape measure?
Ah, I think it's on the saw up in the driveway.
Oh, he's losing tools saw up in the driveway.
Oh, he's losing tools.
This is not good.
You threw him off his game, dude.
Where's my tape measure at?
You don't know.
Well, you better find it.
It's going to come off his own tape. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
This motherfucker's gonna be mad when he comes back around.
You should hide some of his tools or something.
Yeah, yeah.
Is this a friend of yours?
He's been working.
This guy's been working for me for about 14 years.
This guy.
Yeah.
So he's like one of my long-term guys. I trust him. You know what i could leave him in my house with my house on right yeah but yeah so i trust this guy but i
keep but he's fun to
god damn
god damn
you fuck with guys that work though it's like a rite of passage yeah we opened
the guy's trunk one time at work when he wasn't looking and we all filled his
car up with like huge rocks oh wow like huge or some dudes in the portage on you
back the truck up to the portage on door so we can't open it
Yeah, you beat on you stop fucking hitting and shit you beat on
Drag the Portage on down the driveway with a chain. I've done all this What's going on bro? Oh, okay. You need me to hold the other side of this testmate.
Oh, you tried to sell, but you sell into wrong pool?
Oh, so sorry.
You thought you were going to get more soul? Oh, so sorry.
You don't like me?
Keep another point.
Yeah, man, it's fun to fuck with people.
Oh, I'm fucking with this one or two wallets.
Big time.
How much do you think it would cost to get little David to shill IMG?
20 grand?
Probably. And he probably wouldn't do it just on basis of being
that. But
his show's not worth 20 or 30 grand
to shill it. Not no more.
It's not. Nowhere near it.
If it was Pepe days
like six months after?
Yeah, maybe.
But not now.
I'd rather burn my money in the fireplace right at least i'll get
heat i used to with this one guy this one guy worked for me out i had these contracts where
we went around and i had contracts for like tanger outlets and like these independent malls and things, right? So this guy,
he worked with me then and like, he sort of run that side of it. And all that work was done at
night, right? So like, I would only be out there one or two nights, you know, I'd go out there for
a couple hours and then come back home, go to bed, right? Just to check up on them. But this dude had one eye that always went the other direction. Like one eye would look straight at you. The other eye
would be looking like at your ear, right? And I would fuck with him, man. I would say,
oh, and here's what he would do too. You could say, his name was Jerry, right? So I would say, Hey, Jerry, can you go? And all you do
is like start pointing. He would start walking in that direction. And you're thinking to yourself,
well, I ain't even told him what I want him to do. Like he's walking away from me and doesn't
even know what to do. Like you could like, that's the way how his brain worked. And you'd have to
say, no, no, no, stop, stop. Come here. Like, what are you going? And he like,
he doesn't know if you're saying go over there and get the Bobcat or go over there and get that
can of diesel. He's just walking when you start talking to him in point. And he had one eye,
like I said, one eye would be looking at your face. The other eye would be looking at your ear.
And I would say, Jerry, I'd get pissed off at him, right? Because, like, he would do fucked up shit
and fuck things up on the job and everything.
And when I'd get mad, I'd say,
Jared, fucking look at me when I'm talking to you, bro.
Like, that motherfucker, boy,
he would want to fight for it.
That motherfucker would want to quit and everything.
Boy, he would get mad, man.
He would get fucking mad.
Hey, easy.
It sounded like he had blue
eyes one blue that way one blue this way that's right that's how it deals and i'm up with that
guy man but man it was fun as hell uh you just like like you're right it's a rite of passage right
it's a rite of passage i Yo, ask me if he's got
Harbor Freight tools.
Bro, he does.
He does? Yes.
Oh my God. I know.
So, you know what I call a Harbor
Freight tool? It's like if you're on a job
and you need something, it's like
and Harbor Freight's right around, okay,
go buy the goddamn tool, do the
job, and let the tool job away it's a throw
gloves and fly bars and shit yeah safety glasses i would go there yes yeah safety you're right
you're right but when you want when you want a a a good uh saw or a good uh pump or a good
wrench made out of steel or whatever it is
you want to get the good shit right
you want something that
roof racks on cars and shit
don't ever
get the fucking
not Home Depot but
Harbor Freight never buy the Harbor Freight
trailer man that son of a bitch
is made out of like a tin can
you see people trying to do
like look you see these little companies they go into business and they got a harvard freight trailer
and it's like bro what the are you gonna do you can't even load 800 pounds on the tires
are like 13 inches around you know what the what the you got you pulled
up with some mickey shit to the job site, right?
I laugh.
Hey, the first thing you
do when you see that as a contractor,
you offer
him less pay.
Because you know he's a cheap ass, right?
The guy that comes in
with the really good tools and
the expensive shit and everything
like he ain't gonna take 25 an hour like like he's gonna demand like 50 an hour or 45 an hour
that guy with the harbor freight tools man that motherfucker worked for 22 an hour all day long
daggers can't be choosers.
You got that, right?
I called him the other day, right?
That there was like, I'm particular, right? Like, like if you need, if you need 34, 16 footers and you need 12, 10 footers and, and, and like, let's say 300 pickets.
That's what I buy.
And what these motherfuckers will do, they'll make, listen, I catch them.
They'll go and like fuck something up.
And then instead of laying that board to the side,
they'll go over there and cut it up in like three foot pieces and try to make it look like that was the scrap.
But what they don't, and then they'll say,
oh, you bought, you didn't buy a man.
When really, I know they done fucked up.
I know.
these motherfuckers are a trick bro
These motherfuckers are a trip, bro.
they're a trick
They're a trip.
he tried that shit the other day
I said bro there's no god damn way
they don't know you know that
because you probably tried that at one time
you god damn right
you can't trick a box
yeah
yeah
yeah they cut
they cut the board two inches too short and then they take that whole board and cut it up in three foot sections. And then they're like, oh, you're short three boards. No, motherfucker. You see that wood pile? You done cut that goddamn board because you cut it too short.
Did you think I'm dumb?
He's exactly right.
Well, these motherfuckers are trying to get you too, brother.
You know, they could be playing coin.
He's walking back and forth.
Anybody can hear me?
You got to say, how many miles you got on those boots?
I knew guys, they would just walk around with the tape measure out like they were trying to do
something just to walk around. Yes. So that's very popular on like big construction jobs. Okay.
What I mean by see, like, I see, like I'm pissant, right?
I'm a pissant.
But like if you do a construction, like if you get on a construction job for something,
let's say international paper, or you get on a construction job with,
but think of the company, GE, right?
Let's say, now listen,
they're literally,
there's so much waste for fraud and abuse in that shit.
Literally, I've known people that would go to work in the morning,
electricians, right?
Because they'd be like,
they'd be like saying
there's 150 electricians on the job.
There's 150 pipe fitters.
There's 150 wellers, right right and so some of these old
school electricians they would literally go get a ladder go get all their tools they would go get
everything in the morning and set up and then they would just waste the whole day play hide and seek
and like if the boss man or somebody would come around the supervisors or something
they would have a helper there and then they would start talking to the helper they'd be like man
speed up man uh i'm gonna have to give i'm gonna i'm gonna have to get you a mailbox up there to
get your goddamn mail here you're taking so long then the moment the boss man would walk away, he'd say, okay, come on down off the ladder.
I'm not bullshit. I know people that literally have made careers and that, listen, they're the people that always never gets cut. You know why? Because in order for that guy to do that,
he has to be there every day on time because that's what the boss sees.
The boss says, well, they don't really see how much he's producing because there's so many workers.
Right. So but what they do see is he's never late.
He's never fucking off.
He's always in that spot that he's supposed to be.
He looks like he's working.
So they keep giving the motherfucker a check.
Hold on. He's done come to the door.
Hold on.
Let me see what he wants.
He might spit my name,
so let me mute.
This just in.
The White House announces
that if you manufacture here,
you'll be exempt from tariffs.
You hear what I said at the beginning of the show?
No, I don't.
Yeah, manufacturing
jobs will be
dominating. It'll take some time
and all the stuff that's
manufactured here will be much, much
cheaper than the stuff that's imported.
That's exactly what I say
What do you think about these stars sugar pause not here?
No, I'm here
What are your thoughts you scared do you think it's
To be honest, I think I cannot even influence this
I just try to make the best out of the situation i give the
times are getting volatile i just need to adjust accordingly when it comes to like my age if the
market is maybe even like bearish for a bit this is at least a good entry opportunity for me to
accumulate and usually when the market is good everybody's's happy and nobody's scared, but usually when
you're scared...
What the fuck is Bobby doing?
Making my smoothie? You're drowning this
poor lady out, dude.
This guy, right? It's like your gramps.
Alright, sugar pie, I'm sorry.
No, good. I already made my point,
right? No need to stretch it.
He threw your flow right off, didn't he?
He does it to me, right?
I appreciate it.
He's crunching chips open, opening up packages.
First of all, it was frozen blueberry.
He's like a cereal shopper.
And second of all, she said she appreciated it.
She's trying to be nice, dude.
No, because she is nice.
No, I am nice, but also very hard for me to get offended. She just co-signed it, bro. She thought it was rude. She's trying to be nice, dude. No, I am nice, but also very hard.
See, she just cosigned it, bro.
She thought it was rude.
She just DMed me.
Oh, my God.
This guy's loud.
Okay, I'm not loud.
If I was loud, I'd do this.
I'm not going to say what that was.
I'm not going to say what that was.
That's my smoothie maker.
Sure.
That's what you're calling it.
Anyway, Sugar Paw.
Yeah.
You saying you're cashed up, ready to deploy right now?
Yeah, I was like a little bit scared already like some weeks ago, so I like circled back to David.
Whoa.
Which David?
What?
You're saying David made you take profit?
No, no, no, I said I circled to Stables
I've been accumulating this shitcoin Tether
that never does anything
Yeah, man, so cringe
Such a lame coin
Tether's, I think, like the most profitable business in the world,
like,
like when it comes to income per employee counted,
so sick man.
It's true.
We need more women here.
Web three.
Guys,
stop being so fucking weird and cringe when they come around they don't know how to
talk to the ladies they're just babbling and they're just it's crazy i don't know how do you
deal with that as a lady here right is it tough everybody calls me bro sir it's like literally
i'm one of the boys in the office everything bro have you seen this well bro is that bad
they're saying like have you seen the girls what no when they for example like i mean i'm in the
uae like dubai is like sometimes a very fun place when it comes to degenerate degeneracy so when
they're like sometimes like the very attractive ladies like dude have you
seen this i'm like yes sir this happens when you leave the desk that's very good i really like
working in with you i think it's the best industry i think it's such a great place for women to work
it's much better than finance it's it's very free and interesting i think it interesting sugar do you realize
that they might have an attractive
PFP that it could literally
be a hairy fat man
sitting around in his fucking underwear
with a lady PFP
or do you realize
it could be
a 57 year old
with
a doctored PFP a 57 year old hag with a doctor that looks like like if you have that picture on the wall and
then the person standing beside it you wouldn't even know that they were like any resemblance
like that that's the majority of probably what's happening here in web 3. It's true. Or they have a penis.
Or they have a penis.
And their doctor pictures.
Why would appearance even matter?
I think that's the beauty about the industry.
Only numbers matter.
Because they're selling something.
Everybody sells something.
No, no, no, no, no. They're trying to sell. They're trying to sell. They're selling more than the product.
They're selling themselves. They're trying to be sweet. They're trying to be persuasive.
They're trying to act as if they're like insiders and that they have a lot of financial skills when the truth is they're unwed mother
with kids that they're just trying to feed.
That's the truth.
They're failed housewives.
The husband's left.
He's got a bag.
Oh, yeah.
I've been to meetups here,
like Tech Tuesday,
like formats like that.
And just the amount of women
who only do marketing. I'm in the amount of women who only do marketing like i
i'm in operations and like the woman who only do marketing is like always the archetype you're
describing is so i've seen this like many such cases but also with guys like that's why that's
why i love the industry because it's like easy to verify on chain who has a track record who hasn't
you can see who has skin in the game you can verify
a track record if you look long enough and if you come with some skills even if you're not the best
trader you can actually create a good playing field for yourself because it's like easy to for
you to get team token to contribute to build something and to like actually like serve the communities like in a meaningful way and I think
in other other industries I mean they come like from a very like corporate background you're just
like a little like like like you're just like a little like person sitting on your desk and you
have like insane long hierarchies of decision making you don't have like the room to innovate
and create I think this is like what makes people depressed so i think even though with everything you're describing
of course like people sell something like some people sell dreams some people sell good vibes
i'm over exaggerating to prove my point but i think like in in crypto this is like it's just
an insanely well industry and it pays well and it gives people from all across the
globe opportunity and i do believe in justice and into opportunities and creating a bigger table
for everybody and i mean this is literally an industry that also cares about like banking the
underbank that like wants to give people more flexibility and like more financial opportunity and wants to like also like
now kind of circle into entertainment memes are the number one like financial vehicle for a lot
of people in developing countries like an easy entry way to then maybe like gain a little bit
more of financial literacy for normies because they got rocked a couple of times but overall i think when it comes to like purpose meaning opportunity and even like equality i think i mean if everybody is just like sir and
you write sir literally s e r everybody's kind of integrated it's not even that i deal with a lot
of sexism i mean sometimes people think oh yeah i'm i'm not really ugly so i'm like maybe not in the industry but i take this
as a compliment i guess but in general like everybody's just very passionate about building
and i think if you do something great it gives your life a lot of purpose even if you're not
maybe printing millions overnight it's still good for a lot of people yeah and the majority of the people
that do permit that do
not everyone but the majority
so when you
look at who's going to print millions overnight
it does happen and the
majority of the people it happens to
already has millions
yeah I know.
It's really hard for the guy to make money.
That's the truth.
The guy coming in with $700 is not printing millions overnight.
But of course, if you go to David's show and you buy a little bit of Modang's cousin
and you get some goddamn Bobo and go ahead and get you a little Augie while you're at it,
and you'll be just fine.
You'll be generational wealth before you know it yeah if you live at the homeless shelter yep
why ain't people figured that out yet
Because people are stupid.
because people are stupid
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Because instead of listening and learning,
they're listening and copying and parroting whatever they hear the most.
And that's what screws up the whole industry.
And then it becomes, they repeat it enough times that they believe it themselves.
And then they become, you know, champions of the cause.
And they know nothing about finance or whatsoever.
They're just repeating what groups of people.
It's just a typical cult mentality.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think people want to be like part of a cult so bad that they just become echo chambers.
And then they reduce like the ability to think like
i love memes like i mean i'm i'm not going too crazy i like pepe i like doge i like um sometimes
i participate in a runner when like my time allows it because i know i get like very shitty in my job
if i'm just like looking at my phone all day or like my my traits and i'm trying to balance it somehow so yeah of course like
it's a good accumulation vehicle i'm not nothing i'm i'm not having crazy thousand x's overnight
but at least it's like it's like a great opportunity and i think like everybody just
sees like those people who are printing and then they just like repeat what they say but they
but like nobody in this
world like sells slow and steady in a sexy way that's why people like don't care about it like
the guy who's maybe like just accumulating wealth very peacefully very silent just like minding his
own business would be financially probably way better off than for example like the dude that needs literally to
drop 250 000 for like dinner every other day to ball with the guys i think there are like many
many ways to wealth and i think like creating wealth is like one thing when keeping it is
another and i mean i've been around for some some market downturns and like i was there
around defi summer i've seen like i also have like friends who did the whole ico craze and shit and
then keeping money is like hard for a lot of people nobody talks around it what to do once
you made it and how to set yourself up for success and i just think that's
why everybody's just like oh yeah reply guying echo chambering because they just don't have
like this like um how would i say it like curated feed of several ideas and also just
decent people who are not flashy because usually like none of this like dominates the feed for like
algorithm purposes because it's too lame to interact with some nobody's like hey i saved 15
bucks today i bought this i accumulated like an extra six thousand dollars in the past two months
from side hustle x y and z now i'm putting it into 70 like low risk plays do some
yield farming at 30 i'm aping into memes now like nobody listens to those people they're just like
disappearing in the field i think it's a huge problem and that's that's why i'm a big proponent
of just listening man if you're new here and just listening in life my dad always told me you have two years and one mouth for a reason 90 of communication is listening if if you listen to
these people not just in ct you know just in life if but you know in regards to ct if you just listen
long enough they start telling on themselves man and we're gonna see before the end of the year
you know who was right and who was
wrong and so that's that's what people have to start doing they just have to start listening
coming in here gathering as much information not just have that cult mentality
you know what i mean and just riding everyone 100%
personally I think it has something to do
also with like
how your mind operates because a lot of
people like to hear themselves
talk and
not even want to have a conversation
they just want to have somebody to talk to and like i think the intention matters a lot and
yeah that's why i really love your statement that we should listen to most of the time but
if everybody says hey let's listen all the time then it would be a silent space to hang out in
right now it's good that a lot of people even say their part and
we contribute to a better space the fine line i guess all about good intentions
100%.
It is lunchtime though, so
as we die down, I might rug this shit.
Go do alchemist shit.
In real life.
This is ASMR
arc. Alk.
I'm just here.
Hitting you on the ones and twos.
You see it.
They want me crazy and going nuts and shit.
Just can't knock me out of my fucking zone right now.
Kind of comfortable here.
More dangerous. Just can't knock me out on my fucking zone right now kind of comfortable here more dangerous
And I'm having more fun I
Mean I'm sure there'll be some crash outs
But I'm really having fun man
So yeah, maybe you see me tonight maybe you don't my son wants to watch a movie so i think we're gonna do that
but yeah i'll be lurking out here
wondering what the fuck is percolating so yeah
it's been cool though
it's been a vibe
but all vibes
your space is always vibey
yeah I mean we try
we try
I think you have to Think you have done with working
I'm super excited to come into your space when I can make it to be honest. It's just always good energy. I mean
We have our moments it can get a little dark I try to pull it back and also I enjoy
Sometimes just a little bit of darkness like depressed people's bonds. I
Find sometimes you get a stress
test a motherfucker just to see where they're at right serious yeah i love that sentiment
like not in a in a maniacal gaslighting way but in a way to really just see what they about
right i like to do this in my life yeah for sure i mean otherwise
people like don't ever get a reality check and run around like talking shit and rugging and doing
terrible things all day i think you need to put some arguments true to the test true to cleanse
the trenches for trench health and they say alchem? Why you? Why do you do this, bro?
And I always just say the same thing.
When I got here, bro, it was just fucking peak NFT nonsense.
And there was just fuckery everywhere.
There were no real spaces I could find.
I was trying to navigate myself here.
So you think these people with the larger accounts surely must have the information.
Surely these are places to go.
And I found out.
I tried grabbing derivatives and shit, fucking around.
Tough market with that.
That's why I don't really fuck with them now.
and I tried to learn who was who.
And I tried to learn who was who.
The Azadis and these guys were all around.
The Azadis and these guys were all around.
And then fucking a lot of these dudes left
when we hit full bear market
and I actually forgot about some of these people
until they just kind of slither back here
like some narc hand out fucking snake.
So just, I think once you can navigate here,
you know better, right?
So really, most of the things I say shouldn't really resonate with the OGs that much.
But it's honestly the newer people here is why I kind of drag some of these scammers.
Because they're going to lose and they're going to get wrecked.
And I don't know, I just try to look out for these motherfuckers and it's fun to watch
these scammers try to run and hide like little cockroaches and shit. I don't know. It's fun for
me. Fuck these guys. Yeah. But I think also putting it to an end is fun as well. Yeah. But
they move on to something else, right? It's like,le. That's the thing. So many people are serious, serious ruggers.
It's fucking the Wild West, right?
And I get it.
And I would hope that most people were smarter than that.
But clearly, you see that people get stuck on this community.
Fuck your community.
This is a community right here
we're just hanging out, we're vibing, we're talking
we could all own different shit
but when you start
having that cult, I can't sell this coin
fuck all that
bullshit bro, I'm gonna sell my shit
when I want to
fuck y'all
so, I don't know more real fuck y'all so
I don't know
more real less fake bullshit
Disney World you're on the ride
but you can see a crack or a
screw that's not supposed to be there
and you're reminded that you're not in space
you're in Florida
and it's wood and paint
and shit around you and you're like oh yeah
this is a ride but for second, they had you so immersed that they were fucking pickpocketing you, bro.
And once you realize it's a ride, you go to grab your wallet.
Now you fucking broke.
Just be careful.
Motherfuckers be pickpocketing you bro
even i today like i checked like i have like another like telegram account with like my my handle that i have on x and then somebody tried to lock me in somewhere and i declined but
i'm like dude like i'm literally like not even a thousand followers
big and somebody like trying to lock in
to like for some
airdrop giveaway shit
with my telegram that was
so pathetic people are
really really desperate
it's gonna get worse
because they're all fighting over the same
bullshit right now
there's like 15kols aligned
trying to pump one token to 100k
yeah even that
also just like
everybody's like
so low on liquidity now
that it's just drying up and then everybody's
like fumbling and cheating even
faster and i think this like state of the trenches is like a little bit desperate and then when it
comes to at least like place where you can farm yield for example or just accumulate maybe it's
something that maybe only makes 20 return a month month. People are already scared and then somebody tweets that it's down 30%.
So, yeah, it's just...
I saw a lot of people buying PAX gold
and it did well also.
I want to talk about the pyramids
and fucking bird-like creatures and cave drawings.
Oh, you want a war? What war do you shall get?
Mr. Parabolic.
What happened?
He wants to tweet me in a tweet.
What did he say?
Something about deploying something and no
not the car wrangler tweet the shit coin introduction video for retail entering the
market stuttered closely bobby bitcoin and it's this black guy running naked on the rugs through
the street oh i thought that but i didn't really read into it like it was about you. So I deployed a going parabolic coin with his picture and everything else.
Right in his comments.
I'll just turn on my script And I'll deploy like a thousand coins
Under my other account
I swear to god I will
Bro who are you?
Are you Carl Wrangler?
I cannot confirm or deny
Oh did he take the badge back?
No, he didn't.
Okay.
No, he's stopping the badges, though.
It's costing a lot of money.
A lot of money.
And he's been picking up the full bill.
I'll give him that.
How the fuck do you make this money if you're so bad at business?
Jesus Christ, Connor.
No, he owns a lot of other businesses.
I hope so.
He had to make his money somewhere first.
He's not a younger guy.
I mean, he's not a 20, 30-year-old guy.
I don't know his age, but the dude has a bobble head.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I noticed you have a thing with people's heads.
No, it's not a thing.
I fucking can see.
I can see, dude.
Some people like Ben Affleck.
The dude's head is massive compared to his body.
Some of the movie stars have this kind of thing, right?
Does something on camera.
I don't know what the fuck that is, but...
Dude.
Sort of like that guy in the notebook.
What was his name?
Bro, the dude's skull is like a fucking...
Way bigger than it should be.
Something's going on there.
I'm not sure actually worried about him.
I don't know if he's retaining water or his salt intake isn't good.
I'm not sure.
And it's deploying.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm probably going to wrap up, dude.
I got to go in dad mode soon.
I want to enjoy my life. It is little quiet I'm gonna take that opportunity you just
call this shit it's been a vibe though appreciate y'all for pulling up and
shit maybe you see me at night later maybe not I don't know really depends on
the kids and shit yeah I'm a wrap- oh bro it's done we did our job guys
DGN responsibly stay safe avoid these LARP trying to sell you out these
midgets out here and a cheap fucking knockoff fucking suit she's happy April happy uh april fools be careful on this
sketchy yeah i'm gonna wrap up appreciate y'all for pulling up once again uh we're here just
because we enjoy it notice i didn't try to sell you anything that doesn't mean there won't be
hype launches and shit soon believe me when i say. I'm going to be cooking up in this bitch.
I think it's time.
I think it's time to bring some hype back.
We make it happen.
But yeah, for now, I'm going to bid you adieu.
Appreciate y'all.
I'm out of here.
Peace.
