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Memes & The Market - Meme Coin Extractoors fighting over crumbs
Recorded: April 2, 2025 Duration: 2:11:13Space Recording
Short Summary
The conversation highlights expectations of market growth and decline, with discussions on potential financial opportunities and misleading trends in the crypto space. Technological updates such as PayPal's integration of Solana and Link are also noted.
Full Transcription
Music And we're back
Yeah, I was just trying to sit it out for a few
And see what the heck was going on
Then I just noticed
Spaces were working for me with other people's
Space, so I said, let me give this a shot
I almost was going to just go outside
It's actually kind of beautiful in Boston today, bro But said, let me give this a shot. I almost was going to just go outside. It's actually kind of beautiful in Boston today, bro. But we're going to give
this a shot again, 9.55 AM. I'm not going to play music right now. I don't think we
got to do that. I would, uh, but, uh, see if we're back. Retweet the room. Try to come up here and let's see if we can rally some fucking
energy today.
Bobby Zoo, you there?
Bobby Zoo.
Yes, I am here.
Hey, we're back. Seems like it's working. Yes, I am here. Hey, we're back.
Seems like it's working now again.
But every other space I couldn't get in,
I'd go in and then it said,
the space is not available.
Yeah, no, it's fucking weird.
Yeah, what's what happened?
Eli sold the company to himself.
And now the AI is running everything.
Sheesh.
Someone just sent me a pic.
They're moving a fucking sick new side by side, bro.
Yeah, I think it's fucking clean.
Sheesh.
I'm going to predict this, bro.
I'm probably going to crash my side by side
this summer fucking treacherous way
dude
it's bound to happen right I've already
kind of done that so
I need to do that actually I wanna like
dude I was running trees like little trees over
and shit clearing paths bro
get yourself a side by side bro playing music on my JBL ripping through the woods playing pop
smoke just like crashing into trees bro just what are we talking about getting
one with nature dude hunting down moose and shit
bro bring the summertime vibes bro i can't wait so sick of the cold bro anyways here we are
retweet the room bro it's almost gonna go outside man dude it's 64 degrees outside you know it's
gonna be almost 90 this time by friday here fuck you dude yeah let me see what we're working with over here.
Let's see.
We're like, if we're
lucky, touching 60 over here.
Alright, so you're not too
far behind. If we're lucky,
let's see today.
That's pretty decent for Boston if it's sunshine.
Bro, I'm not, we're not even hitting
50 today. You guys still have snow on the ground?
No, we haven't been getting snow, really.
Last few years.
I have friends who plow and shit.
Diamond change.
See?
They bought all this new shit and they haven't used it for like three years.
Only you can prevent climate change.
Oh, anyways.
Yeah, if it's 70 where you are, fuck you.
64 right now. We're not even 50 50 degrees but the sun's out today i'm on a vibe um springtime is here seasonal depression alchemist has come to
an end uh spaces seem to be working again so salute to you and i'm gonna give you my lock-in
speech guys because it is that time you don't have much time left, and I want to see you guys really win
here. I want to see you change your life, and I look back at you one day, and you're just doing
some cool shit, or on a cool trip, or closed on a house, or bought your mom a set of tits, or
whatever the fuck makes you happy on your vision board, and I want to say that motherfucker made it.
Every one of you.
I'm going to actually be disappointed if I've seen you every day for some time
and your life isn't crazy.
You don't have a helicopter yet.
You're not buying your fucking CAD a BBL.
If you're not living your life
to your fullest maximum ability
this year alone,
I might block you.
In the next few months, you have a chance at printing a seven-figure position if you might not have that yet. And that could sound ludicrous
to you, but I'm coming for that. Manifest it. It's on my vision board. And I've never touched
seven figures in my life. That's going to change. And they say, Alchemist, you're broke. Oh,
Alchemist, that's cute. Good luck with your salon or whatever they say alchemist you're broke oh alchemist that's cute
uh good luck with your salon or whatever they say bro and this whole time i've been cooking
printing accumulating listening to smart money around me and we're about to hit a rally and
alk will take profit i'm in positions that will come back some of y'all might not be
I'm in positions that will come back.
Some of y'all might not be.
I'm going to be doing victory laps when I sell this shit
and rain dancing when the capitulation events start.
And I'm going to be brutal to y'all and drag you viscerally.
If you have not taken profit, you're going to fucking hate me, bro.
You're going to hate me for two, three years here.
Because I'm taking profit.
I'm changing my fucking kids
lives this cycle then i'm coming back and i'm running this shit back up on that scoreboard
with my homies again to the likes of which you've never fucking seen there's a new class coming up
right now and if you're on this show and you're listening and you're tapped in here every day
then you are that new class bro fuck these vape cabal fuck these motherfuckers who sold you out on stream
they ain't coming back bro and they're never going to come back like they were they're going to try
and it's on you and where you give your attention because we are an attention economy my g you have
extractors here lurking ready to to fuck you when you sleep.
Creeping in your room at night.
Kissing on your girl's neck.
Fucking her while you're sound asleep.
These motherfuckers want to rinse you for every fucking dollar you go and then get your mom, your cousin, your neighbor's money to you.
They're selling every coin they fucking tell you about, bro. They're telling you to diamond hand they're dumping.
They tell you to accumulate, bro. They don't even hold the shit. And this is the game. Some people
new here believe it. Oh, this guy's got 800,000 followers. Shit.
He must be doing things right.
Surely this guy has the alpha.
He's been on TV.
He's got a studio.
He wears a fucking suit, guys.
I mean, what isn't more legitimate than that?
This guy surely is going to lead me to generational wealth.
It's going to change my life.
Yet you see him surrounded by the same broke fucking jeeps.
Putting $10 together to try to turn it into $36.
You don't see that energy on this show.
You don't see that vibe here, bro.
Because we ain't about that.
You hear money talk.
Salacious shit, sure. But you have opportunities of real come-ups
on this very show, and we could run through them right now. I could run through five or
six things you've heard on this show in the last year that if you just aped one of these
things and played that card right, you'd be on fucking the moon right now.
Just one of them.
These guys can't say that.
None of these plays even had a shot because they were bundled, bought it, allocated bullshit.
The taker concepts were fucking ass, bro.
Who's coming up with some of this shit? You put two retards in a room with a fucking type ass, bro. Who's coming up with some of this shit?
You put two retards in a room with a fucking typewriter, bro.
Like, who is coming up
with these concepts?
CKASA.
Whoa.
Okay.
You asked the question.
I just gave the answer.
Good morning.
Good morning. I've been doing this 11 years, folks. I know gave the answer. Good morning. Good morning.
I've been doing this 11 years, folks.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
100%.
I'm not 99% right.
I'm not 97% right.
I'm not 99.9% right.
I'm 100% right.
Guys, I know what I'm doing doing i know how this game works he can say
whatever he wants to say again he is one of the best i've seen in 11 years he is one of the best
he's not no one's friend here he's mil milking it for millions. I know his full name, IRL, everything.
I know it all, bro.
It's all public information once you got that.
He's got a multi, multi-million dollar real estate portfolio, bro.
He is creaming your fucking ass, son.
ass son he has made a killing here this cycle he is and people like nobu and
He has made a killing here this cycle.
jewels and soca and Empress they got little crumbs they got little crumbs
get back to your day job boys like really they got crumbs like I'm like
it's it's so like I don't understand how this is
so hard to figure
out who the players are man
but yeah you're right out
but you can tell these people to their
blue in the face
you can tell them until they're to your blue in the
face
but yeah but we're gonna go back into I was the face. But yeah.
But we're going to go back into
I was
like I caught like
four or five minutes of your other
show. It was crazy.
I don't know. I was requesting
the whole time and it wouldn't do anything.
It would just reject my request.
Twitter spaces were so fucked.
Yeah, but
you hit it on the head with – you made a point.
You said something about the – like the euphoria and stuff will come back,
and then they'll go right back to playing the same old bullshit again.
Or something you said.
And I was like, man, he's fucking right.
And oh, let me tell you something else, too.
When I was forced to listen to you out, let me tell you something that I would like to see you start doing.
And you need to give yourself more credit.
Fuck these people.
You've been here for three years grinding day in
day out and this is this is this is something that people don't realize you might have more
education about this than somebody that's been here six years because the guy that's been here
six years let's just say on average he spends let's just say he spends 10 hours a week for six years.
But you see, look at the time you spent per day for three years.
So, you know, and I'm listening to you talk and stuff on your monologues.
And now, listen, don't let the, like, I know there's trolling here,
but at some point, Alchemist you you do know more than most people here
and you are learning very fast and to just say hey this is just pour out here uh from his two
bedroom apartment fish tank i think you're not giving yourself enough credit you you're gonna
you're gonna succeed in this fucking market watch what i tell you watch what i take you'll have a
hell of a fucking story to tell and people will get to see it in 4k they'll say damn man i remember
out you know i mean like that's what i'm saying you're you're like like just each day you keep
putting forward i don't know if it's tomorrow if it's next month if it's the beginning of 2026
but your day's gonna to fucking happen, man.
And because, and I say this, I'll land this plane, it's just because it's, I've been noticing it
about the last week, you know, since I've sort of slowed down on X and everything, I've just been
like really listening more than what I normally did. I listened a little bit more and, and like,
it was just something that has come to my mind, like, like two or three times. And I was like, well, fuck,
if I keep thinking this, I need to say it. And it's, and it's again, is that you like, bro, like,
like I would like, and it makes no difference if, if, if, if like, I'll even say this,
I'll even say this, like, just because these guys been here eight years, let'll even say this. I'll even say this.
Like, just because these guys been here eight years, let's just say little David's been here eight years.
Well, he's never been doing nothing here but eight years, but goddamn just fucking off.
Just little, like, so when it really comes to the markets and how things are working and stuff, I could even say you got more knowledge than him.
Just being time here doesn't, like you could be
time here and bump on a fucking log.
All he's been doing is promoting
to get paid to promote. That's it.
So, boom. There it goes.
Yeah, you know a lot
more. You gotta
give yourself more credit.
Got the goddamn money, Colin. Just a new skit? You gotta give yourself more credit. And sometimes I get a little crazy with my like egotistical rants, like a little character I play.
I'm not really that much of a dick.
But I appreciate that, man.
Fucking easy giving the flowers out here.
Honestly, a lot of y'all here every day putting hours in like me.
I see the same faces here, so you guys are grinding too.
We're coming up.
I mean, we talk about big jokes
and crazy things that happen because i mean we can't just talk charts all day we get to know
one another we fought our trials and tribulations here our highs and lows even out but i think that
this really is the harvard business school class and uh it's worked tremendously well for me and i don't know what tuition price i would put on
this but it wouldn't be cheap for me and i would gladly pay it because this shit is a come on bro
out here if you treat it as such guys there's opportunities here and i'm not sure how long it
will be wired this way where you can brush shoulders with people in an echelon that you couldn't.
And I'll give an example, right?
So many times we've seen that classic meme, you know, would you take 500K or a dinner with like Jay-Z?
And it became like a meme and stuff.
And I've said this before.
You know, you've had your going parabolic Jason Williams in here.
And, you know, you've had your Cardone's, you know, your Gary's in here and you've had these
people come in here that really make no fucking sense.
Uh, you couldn't, I could not give you a scenario in my real life without this
app where I'd be having a conversation with these people about financial
freedom,
cryptocurrency, free ports, and all of this alpha that billionaires know
that maybe one day if we can all grind hard enough that we can take advantage of.
You've heard that kind of shit on this show and not from me.
So you notice when we have these experts come in or people sharing
this alpha life experience businesses trials and tribulations things they've been through stuff
that's worked stuff that hasn't worked and that's like a real key with everyone i've met especially
here who is really about that life and really doing shit and really put big numbers on the fucking board,
bro, they failed.
They fucked up.
They've had shit blow up.
It's not been good.
They've had tremendous setbacks,
but yet they fucking strive through it.
They continue.
You just keep swimming.
You power through the shit.
This is what I teach my kids, bro.
If you're going through hell, man, you do not stop.
You get out of that shit, right?
So we have these moments on the show
where you hear from these people
that are literally like on a billionaire level
talking to us, giving you strategies,
and things you should do on the level where y'all are at now.
And do you know how fucking valuable that shit is?
And some people kind of just laugh it off with a dick joke.
And that's why sometimes I'll cultivate the stage in these moments.
Or quite frankly, you'll hear me shut the fuck up.
You won't hear a joke for a minute.
You won't hear me interrupt.
You'll hear me let a motherfucker cook
because I'm writing shit down.
You're getting that dinner with Jay-Z
in those moments when these people
pop in and out here randomly and just drop
shit on you, that you, it's fucking invaluable.
I mean, Jesus Christ, guys.
You have these moments here.
And again, it's not always for me.
I love that.
Bro, it takes a village and I say that shit, but it's a real thing.
And we uplift one another, and there's a lot of people here, too, as well, tearing others down.
Motherfuckers will say I do that when I'm really trying to say,
yo, these dudes are fucking you when you sleep.
So you have to decide what's what here.
Tricky.
I think when you've been here a while, you find your people and you find your tribe,
it becomes a little bit more clairvoyant here.
But also, we can get kind of fucking built into these fucking chambers and isolated places
that I'm starting to realize are holding us back.
I'm trying to smash these walls down
and figure that out.
Build this place back a little bit bigger.
A few more motherfuckers in here.
Different strategies, different opportunity.
We're going to see how that goes, bro.
But I think together we win.
When you're with the right people
How do you find those fucking people man?
It's tricky
We've seen people come and go on this very show
Crash out
Clown chase
We see people expose themselves
Posting nonsense
And going into Lamborghinis on video where the thing's not even on and it's your fucking rental.
Dudes posting their fake watch where that screw pops out and fucking shatters on the fucking floor.
It's crazy here, bro.
We've had people tell us they know Emiratis and Saudi princes here, bro.
Trying to get billionaires to fucking fly out there so they could tie him to some old metal fucking box spring mattress
and pull fucking battery clamps on this motherfucker's nipples, dude.
Kill this man.
For his goddamn seat, Chris.
Bro, there's snakes and wolves here.
Be careful.
There's a few lurking right now in that grease trap,
wondering what the fuck Alex is going to say next.
And here's the thing.
I'm going to let you breathe for a moment.
Because when I do that, you guys get fucking reckless.
Just like when I heard last night from a certain whistleblower,
y'all motherfuckers were dumping again.
So sometimes I got to give you just enough motherfucking rope.
Get back to my vibes, cultivate that for a moment,
and then circle back on you because I know you're going to do stupid shit.
I don't got to talk about it every day.
I know you're going to get greedy. I know you're
gonna fucking think you got one up on Alk. And you're gonna stop moving some funds around that
you took from a community and your own fucking friends, bro. And when I get tipped off on that
information, I'm gonna come through and fucking dunk like Jordan from the fucking free throw line.
and fucking dunk like Jordan from the fucking free throw line.
I'm just waiting for these white knights out here on these fucking ivory towers to fucking slip.
And I'm going to keep my vibes tight until then, bro, and enjoy myself.
Believe that.
Because I know motherfuckers will do that.
And I know motherfuckers will expose themselves like the cheap knockoff Canal Street fucking Rolex derivative
that you fucking are, bitch.
So we're cultivating vibes, bro.
Marky, April,
can we see a bounce?
Are we gonna rip?
I'm starting to call some action out here.
Call me crazy, bro.
But we're gonna have some momentum
into maybe the last week
into May, bro.
Write that down.
Write that down right now.
But this shit ain't over, bro.
You got a couple chances left before that piece de resistance.
And fucking things die and pull back
and make people lose their fucking mind.
And everyone who was buying all the wrong shit
and all this vaporware nonsense,
fucking dumpster riddled with fucking dirty heroin needles
and fucking rubber dildos, bro,
is gonna be pissed.
And they're gonna come around these rooms
and they're gonna say,
I should have listened to you, Alk.
My wife left me for my brother, Alk.
My dog won't look me in the fucking eyes anymore, Alk.
I think the mailman is fucking my wife, Alk.
I'm gonna say, bro, I tried to save you.
But some motherfuckers cannot be saved
but simple bro you can either look on chain and look at what's happening to
you or you can be complacent and I'm gonna see you and you're gonna be mad
at some point so basically don't buy shit that you don't think can take a little pullback.
Maybe check some distribution.
Pull a bubble map, bro.
Maybe just look under the hood of this shit before you make it your personality.
Because a lot of this shit is fucking Disney World, bro.
It's fake.
Some carnival ride with some midget taking your fucking ticket, bro. It's fake. Some carnival ride with some midget
taking your fucking ticket, bro.
You don't know that ride wasn't put together
right. It's like the carnival ride that they go from
city to city, bro.
Most sketchy dude you can imagine
is fucking
operating this thing.
Looks like this dude's on crack and mess
at the same time.
There's wires everywhere
and fucking bolts rusty.
Something ain't right with this fucking thing.
That's the coins you see
on the Little David show
and these guys just trying to sell you
some coin that they passed around all morning.
Just to dunk on you, bro, for a day or two
and then never talk about that fucking garbage again.
These motherfuckers cashed out.
These motherfuckers were paid.
They were on the clock.
They did the research, they told you.
Nah, bro.
They didn't do no research.
They went back and forth with some dev
about how much money they could extract from that call.
And it's very simple.
That was their research.
How much could they milk that motherfucker for?
How much aloe or OTC discount could they get before that space went live?
And how many of their friends could they get to pump it?
could they get to pump it and that's why they reached out to bros like elk at the time
And that's why they reached out to bros like Alk at the time.
giving me the tip off to buy some coin that they were gonna pump 10 hours later on a baudid
fucking space and i could have bought this coin and loaded up on it and dumped on everyone that
pulled up to that space but it was such an ass dog shit fucking bullshit fucking concept i said
this shit's fucking aids and even given a head start bro by a dude
with 700 000 supposed followers where i knew he was gonna go live on a space hours later i didn't
buy a fucking coin of the shit that's the fucking faith i have in that cabal over there
and this is a true fucking story bro and i I dropped the DM and this dude took a shit
This little do-wop midget motherfucker took a fucking shit when people saw how they moving out here
And I love that they fucking scurry like little cockroaches and shit when you put the light on
scary like little cockroaches and shit when you put the light on wake up guys
it's crypto radio it's 10 20 a.m. cool kind of collected ASMR out just here I'm
in fucking vibes regardless of where we're at
gauge in that cuz we're here every day and the real ones fucking
know that we were here chopping it up when Bitcoin was fucking 18k for no reason at all
we'll be here when that shit's fucking 500 bitch yeah we got T Willie up here what I found
trying to catch these motherfuckers sleeping driver brother what's good
what do you have to heading into the bay right now okay okay let's go
you bullish or bearish on april i'm gonna ride the little wave i think
yeah kind of what you said i think there's some some bullish
bullishness to april for sure we'll see but I'm not making any moves. I've been comfy.
Yeah, when I say this, it's like a boredom. Like, where do you think we're going to go?
It's not like, okay, I'm trying to trade my bag this month kind of thing. Just more like I'm trying to kind of gauge like the room and sentiment. Just kind of where people think
we're at, bro. It's been incredibly bearish and I think people have been comfortable with it and
also kind of getting greedy with some of their projections I hear on the way down and i'm like bro i don't
think we're gonna hit that and you got these dudes sidelined and ready to go and i think it's gonna
be like when we had that real big pullback at the kind of end of the bear where people were
calling for price points that never actually came So you got to be careful with that.
People get greedy on the way down too.
I don't think we talk about that half as much as when greed works on the way up.
So I'm locked in.
I'm fully deployed, bro.
I have no choice but to be here until the shit starts to break out.
And then I will start to fucking get a DCA strategy to get the fuck out of here and deploy some of the shit in real life
that's the move and if you're not doing that you better be already tremendously wealthy
or you're gonna end up looking retarded bro don't don't ride don't round trip like
things that could really change your life trying to prove something on you
what the fuck we talking about Brian coming to be some mean coin fucking martyr
I'm selling all my positions at some point to buy dips later 100% but I'm trying to play that
volatility and play that game I'm not going to go out here like some messiah or some crackhead
maraud trying to tell you to dominate forever and all this shit.
You're fucking crazy, dude.
Came here to win.
Came here to level up.
I didn't come here to round trip a big number down to a little number.
That's a loss, dude.
So understand who?
And I'm talking about grand finale of the cycle.
So there will be a point and there will be a top.
Some could argue we've had it.
I don't think so.
There will be a top.
Hindsight will be clear as a motherfucker, bro.
But right now there's uncertainty, bro.
You just got to rely on where you think we're going to go.
Look at the data, the four-year cycle.
Surround yourself by fucking giga chads and ladies out here who have been living this life people who are printing
regardless of the conditions of the market bro you can win on a red day or a green day if you
just know how to fuck around out here and be around the right fucking people but you've got
these fucking larp ass space hos telling you to go on pumped off on and print
$500 and log out for are you fucking retarded, bro?
You got guys on Fox Business News telling you to log on pumped off on and just print 500 bucks, bro every day
Bro, you might as well just tell someone to go buy scratch-off tickets you fucking retard
But that's what these guys are telling you And they'll say i'm stupid
The fuck is wrong with these people
How do you not jump up on their stage and say are you fucking high?
But no one will do that because you won't be allowed there anymore, who the fuck
wants to hang out with bots anyways, dude, that shit's an L, so just be careful, man,
I see this shit, and it's like so fucking ridiculous, that these are the quote unquote OGs, the
leaders of the space, telling you the most mid, ret top signal ass shit and you're just like bro
and you watch people around this monkey fucking clapping and shit cosigning this shit bro
these little midgets out here just crazy dancing hitting the chime together and shit. Like some toy you wind up.
Disappearing when that paycheck ain't popping off.
Switching up to just posting the news for a couple days.
It's so dry out here.
Just to try to keep some facade up.
That you're not some bartered fucking Wizard of Oz.
Curtain fall down.
See some goofy ass fuck back there.
Trying to pull all these strings, dude.
Puppeteers out here.
Pulling the strings of some real mid fucking KOLs.
Working for a fucking .3 salon or a show.
The fuck are we talking about here?
Guys, guys, guys. We're better than that also will Mario in the fall do the right
thing and run with this Bobo story in the walls that I shared you after like a week and a half of nothing
they hit me back this morning asking me questions about these walls
Mario in the fall you fucking ball have the nutsack to run
a real fucking story.
Bra fucking come, dude.
They run this fucking show.
I want to see these fucking KOLs
shook.
Oh my god, dude.
Be majestic.
We'll see.
But I'm gonna pressure
these motherfuckers
and possibly fuck the fuck out of this show.
If they don't run through this.
Serious.
Anyways,
yeah, spaces were all fucked up.
We gave this a second shot.
I almost just fucking
went outside.
But here we are.
I'm trying to live more like Bobby's do.
I'm running on about five hours sleep.
I gotta say, I feel pretty good.
There might be something to this, Bobby.
You there?
I am.
I'm letting you finish monologuing.
Yeah, I'm about there.
Yeah, like five hours sleep.
I mean,
if your body works for it, your body will tell you if you're tired.
I feel good.
One of the things melanotan does when my peptide, when I take it, though, it makes you, right after you take it for like a day, you like want to stretch.
Stretching feels so good.
That's one of the side effects.
That can't be good, dude.
What the fuck are you putting to your body, bro? Dude, stretching is freaking good. That's one of the side effects. That can't be good, dude. What the fuck are you putting to your body, bro?
Dude, stretching is freaking good. Notice
every animal that ever wakes up from
a nap, the first thing it does
is stretch. Oh, I stretch.
And every animal stretches.
You stretch when you get out of bed?
I mean... Or you just get up? Yeah,
I mean. I mean, I get up, but
I stretch, and then I've been doing my whole routine,
bro. I got my kettlebells, dumbbells, and I'm, like, working out every day. Watch your dogs when they get up but i stretch and then i've been doing my whole routine bro i got my kettlebells
dumbbells and i'm like working out every day watch your dogs when they get up every time unless you
scare them or something where they have to oh yeah they always do the thing yeah they always
stretch it all animals do it we're the only mammals that don't all do it i gotta say dude
so stretching is actually good.
So you actually should take Melian's hand every day because then you'd stretch every day.
It could also be dark.
I'm just working out now and it's like, I feel kind of like, I feel like a giga chad now.
I used to be a gym bro, muscle-ass memory, so I've been doing it.
And really, like, if you know and you've been to the gym, like two weeks in, you start to feel like your old gym self and shit i'm like oh shit my son was like dad you look jacked
it's like you're fucking right then he was all working out with me and shit with his little
dumbbell it's pretty cool i want to get that bob thing we can fuck up in the back together
i wouldn't use though because they're you cheaper. They're almost the same fucking price.
Really? What are they like? 3-400?
It's like 340 or some shit.
I'm going to hit it with my truck
I think.
Fucking rammed that thing when I'm pissed.
Anger management. I'm working on this and I'm
recognizing that I'm a
passionate bro who bubbles right below
the surface. I don't think I can change that I'm a passionate bro who bubbles right below the surface, right?
And I don't think I can change that.
I can't change my wiring at this point in my life.
What I do is I, no, I can't.
So what I do is I avoid these circumstances, bro.
And I find when I do that, I'm just melancholy, bro.
I'm fucking like humming.
I'm just like doing the thing when you jump and you kick your feet together
and you clip the heels.
I'm just, man, I'm just, like, on a vibe, dude.
Yeah, that was Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz, bro.
I'm doing it, dude.
I'm doing it.
Just on a vibe.
You can't knock me off this vibe.
You can try to, though, but... You can try to, bro.
I don't think you can.
I think this is even more elevated than post-vacation elk.
Like, I'm unlocking a new tier of not giving a fuck.
It's the vest.
I'll show you the sweatshirt where you can get a say.
It says, I give zero Fs.
I'm serious, too.
I'm, like, impenetrable.
You know that song
Fucking I just don't care anymore. It's like nothing bothers me like unless it's something to do with emergency with family
Yep, no, you're you're whatchamacallit. No no no
The heavy one
The heavy one tung Tungsten.
Tungsten.
Nah, it's too heavy.
Hey, yo, GMG, man.
I felt like fucking getting in here this morning was like trying to call up a radio show.
Yeah, I got a bunch of DMs, bro.
Trying to win a fucking $100,000 giveaway.
It's crazy.
Z100, welcome to.
People were upset.
Bro, I restarted
my phone, updated X.
Oh, shit. I fucking, I did
it all. I turned airplane
mode on. Here's what I'm hearing. Anyone who
has been, who has used Pornhub
in the last two weeks, you couldn't
get on Spaces. There was a...
Hey, yo. Nah, I'm good.
Hey, dude. You haven't used Pornhub once. Hey, yo. It was a hack. Hey, dude.
I used Pornhub once.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Never.
You type P into this dude's computer.
It's just like there.
Let's see what happens.
Let me type P.
Pepe.wtf.
Yeah, sure.
I swear to God.
Pepe.wtf.
Type in Gooner.com.
He's got his login.
I'm not putting Gooner.com in my search history.
I'm not on my
onion site.
You got to use DuckDuckGo.
Yeah, DuckDuckGo.
Guys, what's the vibe out here?
Well, crypto vibe.
You can't fuck up my vibe today, guys.
We got Easy here, but is he here
Because his mic isn't shown
Easy is showing as a co-host actually I know You think you're in Far away, far away
Bro, my dog just bugged the fuck out
She was sleeping She's like, bitch Bro, my dog just bugged the fuck out.
She was sleeping.
She's like, bitch.
All right, all right, all right.
What are we doing?
I kind of want to take my car out today and beat the fuck out of it.
What kind of car is it?
Can't say. I'm serious car is it? Can't say.
I'm serious, dude. I can't say anything.
Was it the only one in Boston? Oh, true.
Nah, but it is not.
Rest in peace. Nah, it kind of
stands out. Rest in peace,
Val Kilmer. That sucks.
He died. I know.
Yeah, he's been sick for 10 years
I forgot he was Batman
I actually forgot that
I don't kill my man
Willow bro we were just talking about Willow
yeah
he died young
damn
he did that scene in
Top Gun 2.
You know you're old when you say 65 is young.
It is wrong.
If you're 85, 65 is young.
Man, I can't.
He was just a kid.
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
He was a kid.
Smart fucker lived his whole life, dude.
People call me son.
Yeah, you must be around old people, bro.
Yeah, old people.
I think Alk's keeping you young, bro.
You're a whippersnapper.
You're hanging out with Alk.
I'm keeping you current tapped into the skibbity meadows and shit.
Yeah.
Alk thinks he's so young.
What do you mean?
You're not that young.
What are you talking about?
It goes downhill from where you... What are you talking about? It goes downhill from where you
What are you talking about?
Hey, come on, Bobby. Come on.
I need some hope, man.
I'm an 80s baby. I'm an 80s
baby. This is hate, bro.
I'm a 60s, almost 70s
baby, but... Bro.
I'm living my best life right now.
But 80s, we're the best.
80s, yo, you say you were born in the 80s
That sounds ancient though
2025
How about if you say you were born in 68?
Yo, how are you alive?
Yo, dead ass
Study this dude's blood and shit
And January of 68
So the first month, almost 67
Yo, I'm gonna say it, right?
When my dick stops working, just kill me, bro.
Dude, I saw the assassination.
You're a little older than my parents.
Just fucking kill me, bro.
100%.
Yo, you saw the moon landing?
Well, I probably did.
I probably did,
but I don't remember it.
He saw a recording of it.
Bro, how are you fucking alive?
I'm sure my family was holding me and I was breastfeeding or something.
Bro, he's young.
My dad is 51.
That fool still kicks in.
All right, can you tell us what really happened with the dinosaurs?
Was it a comet?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I jumped like Jimmy Neutron head to another planet,
and I waited for the whole ice age to go,
and then I came back and repopulated the Earth one girl at a time.
This motherfucker was building the pyramids and shit.
Yep, but most of the pyramids are underground.
Don't get me started on these portals, bro.
Yo, Bobby, I give your generation credit, though.
Wait, wait, let me ask you a question.
I'm not a boomer.
B-Mar, B-Mar. I don't even mean, the boomers. Wait, wait. Let me ask you a question. I'm not a boomer. B-Mar.
B-Mar.
I don't even know what...
Five years.
I'm Gen X.
Wait, wait.
Would you...
I'm Gen X.
B-Mar, would you date a girl who did witchcraft and shit?
Nah, man.
For real?
I can't fuck with that.
Wait, wait, wait.
What if she...
A white witch or a black witch?
I don't know.
I don't know.
All right.
I'll just paint it out.
Wait.
Dude, you're just flowing, right?
You know, absolute fucking smoker.
Hang out with her.
All the vibes are right.
It's hidden every box of you, right?
You're just like, wow, dude.
No red flag.
You're hanging out with her.
Beep-a-bop-a-boo, right?
Boom, all of a sudden, like, you get a glimmer of like a another room as you're like on your way to her bedroom to just clap cheeks and just really do your damn thing right and you see
like a satanic like fucking the pentagram and it's like uh what do you call like an altar, right? You can't really see it all right. It's like kind of the doors like cracked
But you just see like oh like the fucking skull of the fucking go and shit
You just see shit
You watch to me what's the move? No, no, hold on. What's the move?
I'm clapping cheeks. But I'm watching behind me.
She's a healer.
I'm watching behind me.
Just in case, like, this fucking something goes down.
It depends on what kind of grid she has.
Maybe what kind of alter it is.
If I'm carrying...
Wait, if I'm packing a burner, dude, I'm, like, holding the gun.
I'm getting the fuck out of there.
I didn't ask you, bro.
Listen, if I got the...
If I got the oop on me, dude,
I'm holding the gun
while I'm smashing
in case some ghost pops out.
No, I'm not even gonna
I'm not even gonna clap.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Yeah.
If I'm single.
Wait, you see the go-ahead
and shit
and she's bad.
And again, this is like
yo, you're like
happy to be there, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
You're not understanding
the build-up.
I can't give you the answer because I'm not saying. Wait, but hold on. Checking all the boxes for you. Like, dude, you. You're not understanding the build-up. I can't give you the answer.
Wait, but hold on.
Checking all the boxes for you.
Dude, you're practically in love, bro, right?
You're practically in love, dude.
Then you see that.
Then you see it.
Do you ask her?
You're practically in love and you haven't clapped cheeks yet?
You smash and then she's laying there.
She's laying on your chest
with her head.
You know, you pat her hair and shit.
You're not like, yo,
what's with the
pentagram?
Right?
I kind of had a similar situation.
Like, this was years ago.
I was talking to this girl.
I really want to see this too.
And she was Cuban, right? Okay, and she invites me upstairs
Who doing shit?
Bro, it's like Santeria or some shit, right?
Okay, I'm into that. Let's go
And I walk into her place
She's got all these religious figures like Jesus and all these saints and I'm like
The bobblehead Jesus? Like the car Jesus?
No, I'm talking like miniature size.
I'm talking like.
My grandma had the bobblehead joint on the dash of a dog.
She had a life-size Jesus.
Like three foot statues.
Four foot statues.
Crazy.
Walk us through.
Little David statues?
Wait.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Same size as Little David, man.
Was she in her living room and shit?
Yeah, yeah.
They were all in her living room in the corner.
Now, was she living like with a grandma or a mom or something?
No, no, she was by herself
Were there candles lit?
Yeah, there was a bunch of candles and I'm like
Yo, what the fuck is going on?
And I had already hooked up, I didn't clap yet
But we were like, you know, I was like 18, man
So this was a long time ago
And whatever, I asked her about it
I'm like, what's with all you
You like Christian, you Catholic She goes, actually time ago and whatever i asked her about it i'm like what's what's with all you like christian
you catholic what's she goes actually um i'm i'm on my way to do this mission like this mission
in cuba where she had to shave her head and she basically told me she was like my family practices
santeria i'm like oh hell no but i i i ghosted her i mean ghosting wasn't a thing back then because we this is this
is back in the uh aim days sidekick sidekick days so i ghosted her after that man i didn't even want
to take the chance for real yeah she was bad too so bad bro no no no no she was bad though she was super bad like emo guy watch it if you want to see
if you if you want to see that religion go ahead and uh watch the movie freeway
not to the first one we start going back you you want to see some fucked up shit that that movie
will fuck you up yeah that that's a thing too for like, you know Cubans. It's it's a I knew actually another kid I grew up with he was Cuban
He used to always fucking a threat threaten us with with you know doing some shit to us. I was like yo
Yeah, it's like it's just like in Louisiana with the voodoo
Yeah, I can't fuck with none of that man
If I was you I would have i would have dipped i would have said
yo i got an emergency i gotta go now alk ain't leaving without smash
whoa first of all dude i have standards bro
yes whoa like ho like ho
come on dude nah you're portraying me like i'm like this fucking
nah dude i ain't doing like a bumble bumble i'm giving a hypothetical Nah, you're portraying me like I'm like this fucking... Nah, dude.
We ain't doing...
Like a bumble bumble.
I'm giving a hypothetical.
You know, hypotheticals are based upon some sort of truth that happened.
What I'm trying to say is, guys, would you do that, right?
Yes, if I was single.
You would?
And she was good looking, and I liked liked her and I was dating her and whatever.
Okay.
Or not dating her, met her and liked her.
Would you pretend like you didn't see it?
Oh, yes, definitely.
So when do you talk about it?
Like, when does that happen?
On the text afterwards.
What do you say?
I'm just like, what's up with all that satanic worship stuff in your other room? She ain't going to go with the what's up with all that satanic worship stuff in your other room?
She ain't going to go with the what's up with all that text.
You can't talk to ladies like that.
You got to be like, listen.
You're telling me and I've been married.
You got to like feel her out.
So be like, no, no, here's what you do.
No, you're like, listen.
This is like church thing coming up this week.
I'm thinking about volunteering
and just see what she says if she gets
like upset.
And you're like, okay.
No, because then she might put some spell on you.
Or maybe.
Yeah, I'm surprised you would even smash
because you're like all about chakras and energy.
No, no, I'm saying hypothetically.
I would wear a cross next like a cross right on my neck
Just see if she's like reacted crazy once you seen it
Do just do the cross yourself right when you do it right before you smash you the father the son the Holy Ghost
Yeah, just do that.
Yeah, you can't transfer that energy like that, man.
You gotta do it. I don't know. Wiccan chicks
hot, dude. Like witchcraft.
Witchcraft chicks, bro.
Yeah, because Wiccan, they're healers.
They're healing witches.
True.
I think there's something, man.
Not all witches
are bad.
We consider them,
when you say the word witch, it's a stereotype.
Just like a sorcerer.
There's good and there's bad.
No, no, no.
Yo, I used to spend summers
in Peabody up there
in Boston. That's how I became
Red Sox, man. Yeah. So my summers
I used to spend up there, my cousins used to always tell us that they would see witches fucking riding broomsticks in the air near Salem and shit.
I believed it, man. I was like 10 years old.
Bro, it's really fucked up when you study Salem, actually.
What happened, man?
I loved it when we went there.
It's pretty cool.
It's a different time, dude. They were burning. They were burning bras out at the stake in the town square.
It's just like, think about what I just said.
I love seeing the houses.
Light her up, boys.
It's like, whoa.
What time, zone?
That happened, guys.
That's actually crazy, dude.
Doesn't seem real.
It was Friday Night Lights
that they called it.
Imagine the smell, bro.
Imagine like you stayed
for the end. It's like, bro.
You gotta be it.
Dude, you have to stay to the end or they'll think you're a witch
and you're next.
It's like one of those things.
It's like,
you can't,
now you can't.
Yeah.
You're either all,
you have a cold that day.
They fucking come kill you.
Yeah.
But the worst ones where they did the pile,
the,
the cinder blocks on stones on people.
And then they put another witch down and they keep piling cinder blocks.
And then they massively crush them. They did that more than the burning at the stake they crushed them alive you
can't talk about this we took the whole tour we why i took the tour this is from the tour guides
we took like the tour he he took us to the place where it actually happened.
There's a spot where they did that stuff.
The burnings weren't the big part.
The crushings and the stones. Or it's all the greatest story ever.
Well, this is only going back 300 years.
Right, right.
So the stories that came out, it's a lot different.
So the stories that came out, it's a lot different.
We have more documentation from that than from the stuff from, you know.
Say it. Say it. Say it.
2,000 years plus.
All right, this is my question to the audience today,
and I'd really like to hear from maybe a lady or a bro down there, too.
I'll allow it, right? The hypothetical.
You know, she's checking all the boxes for you. You're over her little casa. You know
what I mean? It's heating up. It's getting crazy, dude. She grabs you by the hand. She's
walking you down her hallway to her bedroom you think you about to do
the damn thing and then just as you're walking down that hallway there's a door open there's like
a light glowing in there that's red and you just see some sketchy ass like fucking satan altar with
like a fucking skull on it and just potion bottles
and shit.
You're only seeing it for a second.
It's not like you went in there
and you're looking around.
You just see a glimpse of it
but enough for you to go,
what the fuck?
Can we clarify a few things?
Let's get into it.
How old am I?
What are you talking about?
You're your age right now.
Put yourself in the situation. I want to hear from you. And be real. How old am I? What are you talking about? You're your age right now.
Put yourself in the situation.
I want to hear from you.
And be real.
And you got to understand, she checked every box, dude.
You're like in love at this moment. It's not just like a hookup for you.
You're like, yo, now what do you do?
Go ahead.
And be real, bro.
Don't try to be no D in here, bro.
Be real.
Be real.
No, I got a wife and two kids.
But if this was, you know, 10 years ago.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Single either, right?
I would have smashed and we would have talked about it.
After the smash?
For sure, because.
Now, hear me out.
What if you smash?
I'm not going to do anything where she smells a fucking witchcraft on me. Hear me out. What if you smash? I'm not going to do anything where she smells a fucking witchcraft on me.
Hear me out.
What if you smash?
Uh-oh.
You pass out, laid up together and shit, you know?
You wake up.
You're tied down now.
The room's dark.
There's, like, some chanting music playing.
What's going through your mom?
Yeah, I don't let myself get that.
What do you mean?
You're in that situation, dude.
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
I'm smashing and leaving.
What if she hit you with that chloroform?
I'm smashing and leaving.
I'll just pass out at girls.
What if she hit you with that chloroform on her titty or something?
You suck the titty.
Boom.
You out, kid.
I'll tell you, son.
I'm out. She puts chloroform on her titty, dude, it's my first ball.
I'm out.
Check the Jumbotron.
Alec, if you're thinking these things, you're a dirty man.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean?
What am I talking about?
I'm giving you a hypothetical that could really happen.
What do you mean?
This witchcraft bitch is out here, dude.
Look at one of Mrs. Zoo's tattoos.
I posted it up there.
Look at the symbols.
She's a Wiccan.
She's a Wiccan, dude.
That's the Tree of Life.
It was designed by...
Well, if I tell you the tattoo artist, then I'll do it.
I'm going to give you the top three.
I'm going to give you the top two echelons for the dudes that are down here trying to win in life.
Wiccans.
Wait, I got to give you the top two, right?
Wiccans and emo chicks.
Change your life.
What was the first one? Fill your life. What was the first one?
Fill your soul.
A Wiccan. It's a witch.
You don't even know.
He doesn't even know, Bobby.
Dude, date a Wiccan
for a couple weeks and watch what happens.
I'm good.
You'd be fucked up by it, dude.
I like sane blonde
Californian girls.
Yeah, I used to like insane blonde.
Bro, that's fucking it, bro.
You said sane.
Dude, if she's not a little crazy,
bro, I don't want her.
He said insane, I think.
Yeah, I said insane.
No, insane.
Bro, all women are fucking crazy.
Yeah, but some of them are like, they're bots, bro, with their ugly boots and their fucking stupid shit.
For sure, for sure.
They're Lululemon.
No, they're bots, bro.
These women are fucking bots, dude.
I don't want a follower.
Like, I want a leader.
I want a chick just doing what she wants to do.
I don't want no bot.
I can just pull out of any Starbucks, bro.
I don't want no regular-ass bitch.
You fucking crazy? Oh, yeah, I don't want no regular ass bitch. You fucking crazy.
Oh, you had Palace, but...
Bro.
That's a dude.
Stop saying that name.
Fucking makes my dick drivel, dude.
For real.
He said for real.
Nah, dude. I'm getting sick of that.
I'm just not blocking people to say that.
He can jump in a cold pool.
Retweet the room.
I've given you several things that you could use today on this show to crack the code in life.
Have you written anything down today?
Probably not.
It's okay.
I get it.
I'm going to be in Valhalla, dude, living my best life.
Some of you guys are going to be caulking into fucking your local movie theater.
Asking if people want extra butter and shit.
You had your chance.
Movie theaters aren't even hiring anymore.
Bro, movies are shit, dude.
I actually want to go to the movies.
I went to the theater this weekend,
didn't even interact with anybody,
got my food, got my ticket,
and fucking sat down,
didn't talk to a single soul.
Bro, last time I went,
this lady took off her shoes and socks dude
and put them on the railing bro we were just like fucking as soon as the lights went out we were
like put on your fucking shoes dude me and my son were like heckling her hard she ended up putting
her shoes on shit fucking stinks in here just like we're like two rows back covering my mouth
my son's doing it we're just like trying to bend up bend
the air so the sound comes from like over there and she like you fucking stink lady just like
just roasting this lady bro my son's getting to that age now we just be flaming dude someone
cuts me off in traffic now he's like programmed he's like look at this fucking ass so i'm like
whoa okay don't say that but you're right son he's gonna be straight he's used to me road racing he's like look at this fucking asshole i'm like whoa okay don't say that but you're right son he's gonna be used to me road racing he's like dad should we fight this guy i'm like i got this
one i'll hop right out the truck and stuff he's like okay my dad's got it he knows what to do
there's a wrench under my seat if the guy somehow gets the best of me he just hits the guy with the
fucking wrench we've talked about it about it. Do you remember the father
and son that fucking did some
shit in Alabama? That's going to be you and your son.
Whoa, not the murder of the guy running.
With the shotgun?
I didn't say it. I'm glad
you remembered it.
Bro, don't put me
in situations.
Grab that fucking gun
They got off of that, no?
They need to charge it
Stand your ground, bro
Here we fucking go
Here we fucking go
Breaking news
US imposes new sanctions on Russia
Bro, your fucking Nissan Altima is about to go up
$10,000. It's insane.
I don't have an Altima.
I know you don't, but I'm saying anyone that goes
and buys one, yeah,
the tariffs are insane.
If you really understand
the money and how those tariffs are going to affect us,
the cars,
anything manufactured or any part
that's manufactured that is then shipped
to the united states is gonna you unless you have plenty imagine if the price on the average car
price is going up six thousand imagine if the price of like turning in like soda cans went up
like to 50 cents a can and shit dude i see homeless guys out here balling bro i was
i was joking with my wife about that the other day we
had like 20 empty bottles of wine I'm like babe that's like five bucks out there like you need
to go get you another bottle of wine and she's like fuck yeah bro it's the thrifty dude in me
because I've been through it all in life where I dude I save Cairns and I'm trying to get my
daughter to actually fucking take my truck and i said take
the money and just do it dude i have more cans that you could even fathom dude like i think i
have like three truckloads of shit over the years i'm like please just do that how do they pay you per can I think It's been a while five cents
Did you should the people in California I'm originally from Texas but the people in California it
there's there will be fucking gas stations with a
Papa shop fucking recycling centers and there will be a hundred cars lined up with cans
And there will be a hundred cars lined up with cans.
Yeah, it's crazy.
We get, like, hobos going through your garbage here and shit.
Like, what the fuck?
Could we get Bubba Clayton comes?
I think that's a good business idea for them.
Sheesh.
Alright, guys.
What the fuck are we doing today?
I think I'm about to buy this little fucking 2 million runner that I'm seeing right now.
Oh, shit.
I'm not going to say the name.
I haven't bought a coin. I haven't bought a coin in 2025, shit. I'm not going to say the name. I haven't bought a coin.
I haven't bought a coin in 2025, actually.
There was a juicy dip on IMG today.
Yeah, there was a...
Yep.
Dude.
Got the wallet.
It was a lot of...
Yep.
Someone who bought and locked out.
And then just sold out and then he then anything else this guy owns anything that has the name img he's lost on
everything the only thing he made money on is this coin one of the examples was like he traded six
bucks for yay and then he pulled out 36
is like that he's like put in ten dollars pull out a couple cents put in a couple dollars pull out a couple cents the wallet was inactive for a month until he realized that he had a bunch
of money in img and just sold out and then he bought some other img oh is this somebody from when it was originally
launched bobby yeah yeah this is like somebody who bought it during the rug yeah i mean it was
like this was like a 30 minute rug it's completely out though now yeah i appreciate them i got some
more down at 90k so i'll take yeah i know dude i would have shown what time did that go off um i seen it like
yeah i see if i was up at my normal time i would have hit it with another 5 000 liquidity at that
time but still i wanted to hit it with more this morning so i did three more liquidity enters
Oh, man.
I, playing catch-up sucks.
Yeah, that was the only wallet that I was, like, suspect of,
of, like, that I didn't have an idea of who it was.
But, yeah, they were inactive for a month.
At least that wallet was
alright quit talking about my wallet guys
thanks
bro you haven't bought anything this year bro
it's not your wallet
you said he sold $10
and bought $10
and sold $6
welcome doctor robot next to the show my good friend
fuck you been doing doc doc was roasting Kenobi yesterday Dr. Robot next to the show, my good friend.
Fuck you been doing, Doc?
Doc was roasting Kenobi yesterday or early this morning.
I forget.
It was pretty fun.
Why they keep lying? They gave away $40 million.
It wasn't $40 million to be extracted out the whole ecosystem in the LP.
What the fuck are they talking about?
$40 million rewards.
I didn't even read what he said,
actually. That's what he's saying?
Yeah, that shit pissed me off,
man. Talk about we gave away $40
million in rewards. Stop lying.
Why? He be fighting and attacking
them all the time. What the fuck
is... He's bipolar, bro. What is
with that dude? He was fighting
them, right? And then he's like...
Looking like a rejected hell's angel member. Fuck out of here. Yeah, dude. That was fun in them, right? And then he's like... Looking like a rejected hell's angel member.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah, dude. That dude taught math.
I would never send
my son to school. We can't wait. It's a
billion dollar protocol. We can't wait
$40 million. Man, shut the
fuck up, man. I'm tired of them, man.
When pork meetup?
Can we have a pork event
We just go slap all of them
I would go to that shit
I would sneak away and go to a pork event
Every Sunday I fucking
Eat some bacon
Ain't no pork on my fork
Ain't no pork on my fork. Ain't no pork on my fork, hell no.
What's I been talking about?
About a devil woman, if you found out that she was into devil worshiping,
would you smash if you like were walking to go smash,
but you walk by a room and you saw like candles lit and all these weird
symbols. Yeah. Yeah. Like, okay. But wait, here's the thing, dog.
Did you just fucking, you got to really explain it. So you've got to understand
you're hanging out with this girl. She's checked every box for you.
Like, you damn near in love, dude.
Every box for you.
No red flag.
You hanging out.
Things are getting hot and heavy on her couch or some shit.
She grabs you by the hand.
She's walking you down her hallway, my G.
You going to the promised land.
She gives you the look back as she's leading you to the room.
She hits you with the look back, dude. So you're like, okay, it's about to happen.
And then as you're doing that, there's a door open, just cracked open on your way there in
the hallway. There's a light on in the room. It's like red. And you just, the door's not all
the way open. You're trying to go get your thing on so you're
not really walking too slow but you look in there and you see what looks like a huge altar
with a big-ass pentagram like a fucking skull on this joint like these different little vials
potions and shit this shit on the walls it's like a ritualistic chamber, bro
What's the move?
Are you walking in the room with her like you never seen it?
Are you asking her right away? You just smashing and pretending like it didn't happen and then running out of there
Like and you get it
She's checking every box for you. So like you're you're feeling this chick a lot
It's not just some random
But you're attached. I'm not a dare my dear for real. I don't believe you
I'll believe you're not even gonna ask her
Nah, dude, wait you fuck the girl's leg. I
Ain't buying this story this dude fuck the girl's leg I ain't buying this story
This dude fucked a girl's leg
She didn't worship the devil
I don't believe it, dude
This dude
She could be a white witch
In Wiccan
This ain't that kind of energy, bro
The room is red with a fucking devil's horn
That's positive energy
If she's a devil, that's different.
Dude, she's doing shit.
Doc would smash.
He'd ask her maybe, right?
You're leaving, Doc?
Doc would smash in the room.
He'd say, let's smash in the room.
Nah, I think he'd probably be weirded out.
And then he'd smash.
Right? Right? smashin nah i think he'd probably be weirded out and then he'd smash right then you ask after joking around like yeah what's what's going on in there and she's like gives you that look
she goes all crazy with her eyes and shit then you leave right
she does that thing when they don't blink you're like oh my god
dude she hasn't blinked in like 40 seconds all right so dudes be lying in
here this is what I've learned today bro beans you smashing what are you doing? I'd smash it, bro. You wife?
You gotta take a chance.
You wiping that up after?
What's the move?
Possibly.
Shit, okay.
Don't judge a big guy.
This motherfucker's a freak.
Addison, what's the move?
Get the fuck out of there, man.
For real?
Not worth my soul, man.
Addison.
Addison.
Addison.
You fly all the way to Vegas.
Addison's going to put that thing in the air.
Yo, he's scooting his lower back Yo
You are
Docs is
Really violated
You with that shit
For those who don't know Addison had his ass ate
I never bend over bro
We're talking about that
There's like two ways She's eating your ass bro Justin had his ass ate. I never bend over, bro. We're talking about that.
There's like two ways she's eating your ass, bro.
It's like you're laying there like a baby that you're getting dressed after the top.
What's the move?
Exactly.
However it was, his legs were in the air.
Bro, what if you farted, right?
For real?
Were you like fighting her?
You should have. What do you move her head
he's going to the back of his head
throw her off
where do you two girl one cup
come on dude
listen don't do all that.
So, witchcraft.
Not throwing you all.
I want to hear from a lady.
Got no ladies want to come out.
Oh, shit.
Addison, I don't know, man.
I don't think you were left.
Addison? No.
Dude, Addison would tie himself up in there.
Yeah, but you have to.
Bro, I'm a light worker, Bobby. Don't fuck with that shit. Yeah, but you have to... Girl, I'm a light worker, Bobby.
Don't fuck with that shit.
Yeah, but you got to remember, she checked every box.
Everyone is like...
You're treating it like it's a rando.
Instead of the non-Satan worshipping box.
Wait a minute.
You wouldn't ask her, though.
Like I'm saying, all you did is peek in
as long as she gave you a pamphlet
and was trying to fucking onboard you yet.
Right?
Bro, I'm very sensitive to...
The nigga name...
The nigga name asked me out.
Bro, you...
Yo, you're...
How are you sensitive to light?
You got flown to Vegas and treated like a
trick, right?
Come on, where was the religion
for that?
Addison.
What if it was Barbie who had the room, right?
You would have left.
Come on, dude.
Just say you would have smashed like the rest of us, dude.
Why are you going to act like you're better than us?
If I saw the actual...
We're talking about if we actually saw
grid of the
ritual thing, right?
Well, you got a glimpse.
You didn't stop and look in.
You saw the walk-by glimpse.
So, you know?
But you saw the pentagram.
You saw shit. Yeah, you definitely saw shit.
Yeah, I'm out, bro.
No, you're not asking her.
I don't need to ask her.
What if she flew you to Vegas and now you're in Vegas and all that?
You're leaving?
As soon as you see that, just running out of her house.
I don't believe it.
Maybe not immediately, but I'm not smashing and giving up my soul, bro.
I don't believe it.
What happens if it was Eath what do you mean he just said he's not giving up his thought i said what about if it was
i thought you meant there was like a throne with a theory on it be freaking
Anyways, yeah, this is interesting for me, right?
I want to know what people would do.
Like, are you dating a witchy broad?
Or are you passing on them, right?
It's a real thing.
Bologi, what's the move?
Did you hear the buildup to the story?
Would you date Stevie Nicks from
Back in the day?
I don't know who that is.
You don't know?
Al, would you date Stevie Nicks?
You wouldn't?
Back in the day?
Why?
I don't know.
I like my woman crazy, but
She's a white witch. I don't want a witch. I want crazy. She's she's a white witch. I want a witch
Want crazy she's wicked. I don't care about them
Hello, she what's the move
She's like to
She's checking all the boxes for you you're hanging out with this this girl. You're damn near in love, right?
Okay. You're at her house.
Things are getting kind of hot and heavy
first time. You're in the living room
with some shit, right?
Grabs you by the hand. She starts pulling you to her
bedroom. You know, walking
you down the hall, hitting you with that look back.
Dude, you know.
It's game time.
And you're walking down this hallway and as you walk down this
hallway there's a bedroom door open okay it's like red light it's like glowing from this room
the door's just cracked now mind you you're on your way to do your damn thing so you're kind of
focused but you look and when you look in this doorway as you're walking by it, you see this altar set up with, like, fucking a big Satan's pentagram
and, like, a bloody skull.
And there's, like, red candles going.
And it's an altar.
And the room's, like, dark.
And there's all kinds of shit in there.
You're like, what do you do?
Are you still, like, just walking with her into a room?
You pretend like nothing happened?
You're finishing business?
Are you going to, like, run out of there?
Walk me through it.
I mean, look, if, like...
And this is someone you like.
It's not like some girl you pulled home from the bar, right?
Yeah.
I mean, look, I wouldn't get close to that because they're definitely crazy.
Like, they'll probably pull a hair out of me and, like, do some voodoo shit.
No, I wouldn't touch anything like that
especially if there's like
sparkles on the bed or something
no one believes you guys
man look it's it's
it's your future
too you know like you can't you can't just
like out of nowhere
like go with it, bro.
Like, it's going to mess you up in the future, man.
You just passed on the best post of your life.
Bro.
Everyone knows the best post comes from the crazy ones.
What are we talking about a hundred percent you're right but why would you like why would you even entertain that
when you know that like you're probably gonna get voodooed
i don't know maybe it's worth it. No, it's not, bro.
Like, the next 10 years of your life, you're going to be fucked.
I mean, life's tough anyway.
I mean, how much?
Bro, maybe she's going to, like, I don't know.
She's going to do some magic on you where you can't even get an erection anymore.
Whoa.
Put on weight?
It's crazy, bro.
She's going to eat a lot and put on weight?
I'm trying to be more edgy and shit.
But, bro, it's like 11 in the morning Why are we talking about this?
I don't know
I'm trying to figure shit out in my own life, dude
Yeah, don't do that shit
For real?
So avoid girls who do witchcraft
Yeah, at all times
It doesn't matter
Even if she's like What if I like her? You look at her It doesn't matter it doesn't matter even if she even if she's like what if i like you look at her
doesn't matter it doesn't matter bro even even because listen listen even if she
even if she's like you look at her and you're like damn yo like i i like the freakiness of
shit but bro like trust me you're like your future is fucked what are
you talking about have you pulled have you pulled up these charts lately bro i mean
we're pretty much at the bottom here i'm taking chances right how much worse could it get
guys take your chance on the witchy broad, right? For real.
No, don't.
Why? Bro, have you even experienced that before?
I can't comment on this.
Okay, so you did.
I can't comment.
Okay, look.
I didn't experience it because I declined.
But yeah, it was weird.
It was extremely weird, man.
What, a witch?
Yeah.
You declined a witch?
Guaranteed, bro.
Guaranteed.
Was it a warlock?
Fuck off, dude. Oh, man. fuck off dude like bro think think about it man
like anything you ain't turning down nothing you don't care what it is if it's even if it's
true i really don't believe anyone who said that they wouldn't. Because I told you it checked every box.
You ain't one.
One red flag ain't.
Nah, dude.
Nope.
But.
Emoji's smashing and he's doing some thing.
He's bringing meat over in a bag.
Yeah.
Dude, you're going to bring the meat over in a bag and cook her best meal and do all that.
And then walk down the hall and just
see a room and then all the
boxes are unchecked?
You know how you know he put the
meat in the bag because he cut open
like a pack with multiple steaks
and he took
one steak with him
and left the other steak at home
and he was bringing a steak
to cook for the girl so they split
the steak right bro my girl's
eating her own steak bro
look you gotta save money somehow
come on dude
you give her the steak bro and you like
pretend like you ate
and shit
I ate already
I like unordinary
things I'm giving half you guys just can't I ate already. I like unordinary things.
I'm convinced half you guys just can't.
Unordinary?
Inordinary, did you say?
What did you say?
Like the opposite of ordinary.
Yes.
What is the opposite of ordinary?
Dude, what is Jason Williams off vacation?
This dude's tweeting like every 10 seconds.
Yes, they just landed.
Jesus Christ.
You can tell.
I miss Jason, man.
He's lurking.
I miss his talk.
He's waiting to get struck by another side tweet from somebody.
I tagged him in a voting poll with michael sailor that was supposed
to be like fun and i don't know if he took it as shit i was like i wonder if he took that as shit
i was actually trying to like get a viral fucking vote
like i have a question though i have a question like for for the like for example for you boy
because you have like let's say you have this wealth, right?
Have you ever thought about like doing crazy shit like with a crazy amount of bank?
I've done that in my previous before and drunken life and wasted money and did all that.
And I remember the experience, but it was with people that were not
like real friends and family. And I look back now, was these nights fun that I did stupid shit and
spent ridiculous money? Yes. But if I could go back and change those nights for there, I would
get rid of them. I'd rather have the money now than all the wasted stuff now
if you take that with my son the last time i saw him and was at a yankee game and took him and did
that i remember taking the disney world or stuff i remember those trips spending money and doing
that and those were more important to me than all the other bullshit spending big money
on on material stuff or on on on wasted people who if you don't have money they disappear faster
than the money they're there they're there just because you have money they're fair weather
friends 100 when i lost everything they were nowhere to be found 100% What's, like, can you tell us
One of the craziest, like, most
Spending story ever
Like, you were like, hey, this is
Fucking 2 million, bad, whatever
Well, one, a
Cheek actually paid for my bill
Because I rented out VIP
At Baby's at the Hard Rock downstairs
And I rented, it was only me, my assistant, and my ex.
And I rented out the whole VIP upstairs that surrounded the club,
and nobody else could rent it,
because I came in and spoke to my casino host and did that.
And some guy came up to me and said,
this guy wants to talk to you didn't know who he was he asked
if he could rent one of the VIP booths I gave it to him just because he was really cool he brought
all these girls all of a sudden started sending bottles over the bill at the end of the night for
everything was like 750 mine was 250 of it so then I went put up my card and he said no he goes i'll take care of it all and it's
he's like you want to go in my limos outside i said hey you want to come to my suite with
all your people we end up throwing a party it was a night to remember never saw the guy again
or anything else he spent a lot of money covered the whole bill and we all went back to my suite and partied like all night and that was it and
750 it would have been a waste of money if i had to pay for it now if they so it was a it was a good
night a lot of money i could have spent but i end up just because i was a nice guy and gave him one
of the suites uh next to mine he was like wow he goes you didn't have to do that and i'm like cool and he
just started sending over that and then we went downstairs and had people getting girls and bring
them up we filled up vip there was like 10 girls to every guy like seven seven fifty dollars or
70 750 thousand fifty thousand seven hundred and fifty thousand yeah what the fuck were you 750,000. 50,000. 750,000?
Yeah.
What the fuck were you renting?
A house?
No, you rent out VIP at Baby's at the Hard Rock
when Baby's was the number one club.
And then you go to After Hours at Dre's
when Baby's close.
And then you go to the next club
and the next club and the next club
and it's partying or you go back to suites
and stuff like that.
That's not...
Dude, you know what magnums of cristal
go for in a club?
I have no fucking clue, bro.
30 bands for a magnum?
Why?
Because they charge...
Dude, have you ever been to a club in vegas i've never been to vegas
oh okay forget like have you ever been to like pasha or space in in uh ibiza never
you've never been to any high-end clubs where you have bottle service, VIP, guards, girls, and stuff like that?
Like in Montreal, yeah, but it's not like 30 grand a bottle.
Well, it's Canadian, so it's probably 40 grand a bottle.
Not even, it's like the maximum is like a thousand bucks.
Magnums, I'm talking.
Dude, if you're in New York City and you're in a club, you're paying $2,500 to $3,500 for a freaking small bottle of fucking Cristal.
They just rip you off, dude.
All it is is a ripoff for everything.
And you're not caring because they got your credit card on file.
You're like, yeah, buy the whole club something.
And when you're buying other VIP stuff and you're throwing money around
and you have hundreds of girls in VIP and you're doing bottles and stuff and you're throwing money around and you have, uh,
hundreds of girls in VIP and you're doing bottles and stuff.
The bill adds up.
that's fucking insane.
You said,
what was my craziest night?
That was my craziest night.
But it is,
it is.
it's just nice to hear it from somebody who actually did it.
Not somebody.
But it didn't cost me anything at the end of the day,
but from being a nice guy, he covered the whole thing or so it cost me zero um and then we went back to my suite and i had it filled with food and stuff like that and so we had a couple hundred people
come back and party then we went to dre's after hours and partied there for eight hours
it was my old life yeah it's crazy it's crazy so that's the old
it's nice to hear man yeah now now I don't do things like that and stuff I
couldn't care less I go to Vegas I go to shows go out to nice dinners have fun
with my friends there gamble a little bit if I want to and stuff like that if
and we have fun you know we're all in the penthouse bringing people up
you know it's fun yeah now it's about the experience now with people who mean something to me
uh not experiences and wasting money with people who don't mean anything to me because i learned
the hard way uh in my life some hard lessons that I had to learn because I
was stubborn. 100%. But me personally, I would never in my life shit $250,000 for a bottle or a room.
Room! No, the bottle wasn't $250,000. The room wasn't $250,000. Okay. That was with the alcohol running out the entire VIP in a
club, the alcohol from my section, which had about 30 people in it. And it was bottle after bottle
after bottle after bottle of everything. It wasn't just one bottle and, you know, that it was running out entire VIP and everything else his alcohol bill
alone was double my out my full bill so together my bill and his bill was that he picked up the
whole bill because when I went to pay they said it's been taken care of and I said by who and he
said by the guy that you gave a suite to he's some chic somebody or whatever or some sultan's kid or whatever
and we partied all night like that and i can't remember it was 22 and a half 23 years ago
23 and a half years ago actually it's fucking insane i hadn't i hadn't uh picked up a drink. I was 33 at the time. So I hadn't been drinking.
And all that alcohol, by the way, that I bought, I didn't drink.
Obviously.
Like, bro, Alk, imagine you go, you buy a house.
And then, like, your neighbor says, you know what?
Here, I got it for you.
Don't worry about it.
It's ridiculous, bro.
This shit is fucking ridiculous. But it's amazing's it's a nice it's it's really it's nice for me to hear that from somebody who who did it you know well i do
stuff at my house now and that fact this conversation came up on on uh our show last night
i believe um about the cobra i have um that, uh, scorpion in its mouth from Cambodia
that's filled with, you have a snake? Yeah. It's got a, it's a cobra that dead cobra inside a
bottle of tequila that's holding a poisonous scorpion in its mouth. And it's illegal basically
to have. Um, and my friend came back from cambodia
came running to the car and said go go go go and i'm like what he said here take this this is a
gift for my uncle but i'm giving it to you i'm not taking it on another plane i'm like what is it i'm
like whoa is that a cobra and i'm like i posted it last night it's a cobra in a bottle nobody in over 10 years there's not been one pussy that would take a shot
i get them drunk people come to my house i have every kind of liquor you can imagine it's like
being in a nightclub you could have anything you want but will you take a shot of this and
everybody's like oh that's cool cool cool but i'm not taking a shot oh i'm not taking a shot
it's been 10 years i can't get people to take a shot at this. Over 10
years. That they won't take a shot.
Is that shit
lethal, Bobby? What's in that shit?
No, it's not lethal. It's like a hallucinogenic.
Oh, it's like absence then?
Yeah, probably it'll...
I have absence at the house also.
If you do absence the correct way
and you do it with the spoon
and everything else, when you look like a heroin addict and stuff like it with the spoon and everything else when you look
like a heroin addict and stuff like that we have we have the absence like that as well we have pure
spiritus also which is like 190 proof and when you have to chase it with people do it your throat
will dry instantly so you have to chase it with water because it's so strong it's almost like
everclear you got to be careful with everclear and's so strong. It's almost like Everclear.
You got to be careful with Everclear and stuff like that.
And it's weird.
I can smell all these alcohols in my brain. And I haven't had a drink in almost 15 years.
I can still smell what Jägermeister tastes like.
Try this next, Bubi.
You know the Schacht the green one the green bottle
What of the of the absence no no, it's it's a bottle it's called Chuck whose
I've never heard of it. I'll say I'll send you a picture try that put it in the freezer
What kind of alcohol is it is it like a like a like an ouzo or
It's like it's spices dinner. It's it's like an after dinner drink um yeah you can say that you can say that yeah it's it's just like
it's a shot to refreshen yourself oh yeah a palate a palate cleanser kind of it's like spices from
the popes across the world mixed together and it gives you like this kind of drink it's like spices from the popes across the world mixed together and it gives you like
this kind of drink it's like 50 i think 50 or 55 something like that alcohol yeah but drink it cold
though i'm not drinking any of it so somebody else will my wife will drink it cold i'm not drinking
it i don't drink oh Oh, you stopped completely?
Yes.
It'll be 15 years on September 7th, the day I was rushed to the hospital at 2 o'clock, 3 o'clock in the morning.
Oh, okay.
Congratulations, man.
15-year anniversary.
Yep.
Congratulations.
Bobby, you're probably the only...
I don't take mouthwash with alcohol.
I don't take...
Unless I'm cooking with alcohol,
where I start at like eight in the morning
and cook till eight at night,
where I know it's burned off and I'm the cook.
I don't eat desserts with alcohol in them,
like rum cakes and stuff.
I'm not paranoid.
I just decided to cut alcohol out of my life
a long time ago now,
because it ruined my life in in massive
ways like i shouldn't be here so i don't want to ever risk it even though i have it here and stuff
like that i told you the only way the only way i'd ever drink again is if god forbid something
happened to mrs zoo then i'd be right behind her bobby you're probably the only person i could i
could ask this but i was i used to watch the show Billions, right?
And they had this one scene where they had the Ortelon feast,
I think it was called, with the bird.
Apparently, that dish is like, it's real, right?
Yes, it's real.
Have you ever heard or have you ever had it or know anyone that had it?
I know how to get an invite. You get 60 seconds to make your reservation. We've done another one
for that had not exotic stuff, but what it was, it's called a shotgun setup where top chefs come
in from around. We did one in Athens, Georgia, right by where the Georgia Bulldogs play. We took my wife's mother when she didn't have dementia.
I think it was either her 75th birthday, I think, we took her to it.
And it was an awesome experience.
I don't think we'd ever – my wife's an animal activist, kind of.
And she would probably slit my throat if I made reservations
at a place that ate exotic dishes.
But the way you eat it, is it the way the show depicted it?
With like, you know, they throw the napkin over their head and shit like that?
They do all of the, yeah, they do.
There's all these secret societies that do all of this.
A lot of it came out.
Matter of fact, we were actually walking on the set of Billions I think 2022
on the way to
Essa Bagel
in New York.
And we were on the set there.
It's my favorite show by far.
When you mention Billions,
is that I own
the actual corporation's
Axe Capital in states.
And I have credit cards in Axe Capital.
That's fire.
I love that show.
It's fire.
I'll post them in a minute.
Minus my name.
Yeah, I'm sad.
I was sad when Axe left.
And then I was happy when he came back for the last few episodes to tear Michael's ass up.
I learned a lot from that show.
I mean, it was a lot of pausing.
Secession's another one?
Yes.
Yeah, you can learn a lot from me.
Secession was another one.
And then there's one from an Italian show that's out called, not Hell.
Honey, what's that Italian show called?
What's that Italian show called that's like secession?
Huh?
It's that Italian show that's like secession and billions?
Yeah, we watch it. It's like The Devilsils right is it that what it's called the the trading company
where the guy is but it's oh yeah with patrick dempsey yeah with patrick dempsey what's the
name of the show i don't remember okay well then i don't need any more help thank you what Google it it's
called spaghetti it's called it's not called spaghetti I think it's called
the Devils but it's it's a very it's if those three shows you watch you can if
you pay attention you can learn a lot especially about emotional trading
and and and how you're getting fucked by corporations especially the devils that shows
you how the banking system works like in real in 4k yeah and it's fucking an entertaining yeah
while watching it i i remember i used to have to google a lot of the shit they were talking about
because i didn't fucking understand it at all.
But it's very informative, though.
Yeah, my wife asked me a lot of questions about.
So this means this because they get very technical in it, but it's a badass show.
I'm waiting for the next season, but they come out like every two to three years and not every year
Okay messaging me 150 times your spam
Does not mean I'm gonna answer you that's just like it's called the devils
Devils just devils
Thank you Appreciate you love you oh my god they posted david gochian
in a hooters thing from god no oh my god no way i'm sharing yeah i retweeted that he said david
is gonna kill yeah it was david wait that was him teasing about how he loves to cross-dress.
Of course, David posted that, guys.
He posted himself like a woman, dude.
It's all coming out now.
He's trying to take the power away.
Just embrace it, bro.
If you want to put on tits and come out here on your show with a wig on,
dude, I support you, David.
Seriously, bro. Actually, I'll go half on a wig on. Dude, I support you, David. Seriously, bro.
Actually, I'll go half on a titty.
Kax, will you meet me?
Halfway, I'll buy one D titty for David, bro.
I'm not going double D, because we're down.
I'll go solid D titty.
I'll go for the left.
Someone got the right.
Or should we?
Why the left titty?
I'm just going left, bro. I mean, driver's mean driver side right that's a move make
sense so he's driving you could have a titty visible people job in the other
way you know he's summer day the titties out you're luring a man with the titty
right imagine financing tits should we get him the leg lengthening surgery what is that
hold on a second let me check yes it's very painful yeah but what's the floor price
about jesus christ bro i ain't doing all that for him
85 grand dude it only cost me like 80
Thank God I'm not a short king
Wait you did that booby?
What did they do? David posted a muffin
Bro he posted himself as a woman
And then he put in the caption
David won't like this
Like it wasn't you they posted it
Dress like a woman you cross-dressing
Freak
Right on the top right now Wasn't you they posted it dressed like a woman you cross-dressing freak where?
Right on the top right now
Really look the gox team media post
Who is yeah, I saw that yeah
And bought one of the shirts and put it on and just did that i thought he was in like the hooter shorts but he's actually fucking tiny in it
he is dude that looks he looks tiny in that picture he's actually tiny that's ai dude
he's smaller than that that's why you don't see him framed anywhere you never see him at the event
you're never gonna see that dude sitting on the couch again after that crypto alerts expose with that five-minute clip when he was on the couch.
It looked like he threw a fucking toddler on a bed or something.
Dude, so fucking tiny compared to him.
He's going to take the Tom Cruise approach.
I think Tom Cruise doesn't allow anyone.
I'm going to give C-Media the sauce.
You have him speak, but you get a custom couch, everything on the set,
custom size to him to scale, smaller.
You don't have anyone else out there on the stage,
and you might be able to sell him as average height.
But the minute someone else comes out there to move his mic and shit,
some girl comes out there, looks like a giant next to him,
anything real comes out like a cell phone or a drink,
you're going to notice how tiny this man really is, bro.
His hands.
That's why he didn't play at the G Media basketball game, bro.
He would have been like, had to play with the children thing.
He ain't a water boy.
Like the youth.
Had to play with the youth.
Are you kidding me?
My offer's going to stand that fucking nobody outbid me I don't
want this your problem never go full bar I decide when I bid on something and I
thought I was gonna get out bid I just did it to remind myself and I haven't
been outbidden I got like six hours left and I think I'm gonna win, and I haven't been outbidden. I got like six hours left, and I think I'm going to win it,
and I didn't want to win it.
If it doesn't go up in price, it's still a good deal,
but it's another gun.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I only bought two this week.
Addison, are you there?
Addison, Crumpet told you to never go full ball.
I just saw who shared the post and it was IMG.
I'm assuming it's Addison on that account.
It's either that or one of the delegates.
Whoa, you're making enemies with little david with the img official he was gonna chill it dude i've
been working on him for you could have sealed it for 50 dollars oh 50 000 he told me what
he already has the account blocked he blocked the account way before, like a week ago, yeah No way
I bet he bought as well
Nah, but Addison was like
You know, David's in the grease trap while he's hosting spaces
Oh, that's why he won't block me
He's blocking everyone he won't block
Yeah, he's in your grease trap
While he's fucking hosting, it's crazy
Yeah, he's sick
Tugging one out
Shit
I said
little David
single handedly
took down
the Hooters company
after they realized
he was
he had not gone
through his full
transition into a
woman
he ended up
screwing away
all the customer
away
which drove
the company
whoa
you're gonna get sued
whoa
you did that
from the main
wait
Bobby's got your
paperwork bro
he's gonna hit you
yeah but make sure
make sure make sure they don't report
the IMG account.
Yeah, you don't want that.
Do it from your main account.
Wait, but Addison, little David will fucking sue you.
I don't know.
No, but Addison.
I posted it under the hooters.
I don't know, but he'll sue you, dude.
He'll get some lawyer with wicked baggy pants and shit
to just circle your family's fucking house.
Let's go to Discovery.
Whoa.
What are you going to discover?
Well, first of all, you have to fly to Discovery because the venue would be taken outside his area.
So he's going to have to pay for transportation for his lawyers to California.
Plus, he's going to have to have a California lawyer.
Because you're going to sue me in my domicile.
No, I'm talking to Addison, dude.
I know you want to get sued.
I'm saying Addison will get sued.
He's going to hit a barbie and say, yo, what's...
Where's that fiber lawyer?
Was it really a fiber lawyer?
Yes, dude.
The dude's from India, bro.
How are you hiring a lawyer that doesn't practice? Wait, it was from somewhere lawyer? Yes, dude. The dude's from India, bro. How was he hiring a lawyer?
Wait, he was from somewhere.
He was from somewhere, I forget.
He doesn't have a license here.
Nah, he wasn't.
I don't think he was.
It was like a satellite thing.
I forget, dude.
That was crazy.
I actually felt bad for Addison.
A million dollar fucking... What do you call that?
A pain in self-sweat?
Yeah, PayPal added Solana and Link
Oh shit
What do you call that though? A gag order or some shit?
Who added Solana and Link?
PayPal
Who gives a fuck about PayPal, dude?
That was Belushi's market update.
China's fucking deploying more Roblox on chain.
Trump secured $5 trillion worth of investment in America.
Guys, I think the move has been to build a functional, fun game on Roblox and monetize it and bring that money in America. Guys, I think the move has been to build a functional fun game on Roblox and monetize
it and bring that money
in here.
Right? My little
brother does that already.
The map.
Then we funnel that money
in here, dude, and we run it up
big.
Serious, dude. My son be playing the craziest
games. I'm like like who's making these
all these in-game purchases bro it's like a casino for these kids i'm like what the fuck
dad i need 10 more bucks i might get this fucking special store i'm like the fuck is going on with
you dad kids like shaking and shit trying to get roblox and shit i'm like don't just
it's okay dude relax go clean your room i'll give trying to get Roblox and shit like dogs. It's okay. Dude rocks go clean your room
I'll give you a few roblox
Town do we need to monetize this these memes on chain do you
Deploy that shit via Xbox
I've been saying this no one hears me on this shit, bro. I be dropping real alpha
Bobby's who's just walking around with slippers on and shit.
I don't walk around with slippers on.
What the fuck is this guy?
What the fucking guy doing?
Yo, Alk, I'm going to send you a huge nose.
Would you tap that?
Nah, dude.
I'm retired send you a huge nose. Would you tap that? Nah, dude.
I'm retired, bro.
Won't be sending me that shit.
So when are we meeting her?
Never.
But just look at the nose.
Is this a Twitter chick? Never.
Yes, it's the 544s. Just look at the nose. Is this a Twitter check? Never. Yes.
It's the file for divorce.
Oh, Pelosi.
We're not doing this, bro.
Oh, no.
What do you mean?
Pelosi.
Oh, I wouldn't call it that, per se.
I would say more.
I would say introduction.
All right. All right, we're not doing
I'm not having a girl be a martyr for our kid out here dude. It's just not happening
Can we go name
Can we get our initials nope
Can we get a PFT just Nope. Can we get her PFD?
Just know she's an absolute fucking baddie.
I respect the privacy.
Yeah.
That's something you don't do.
Whoa.
Yo, what do you mean?
I don't know.
I respect people's privacy.
Dude, you already just DM me all the other.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Why are you lying, boobie?
Yo, for real?
No, he's fucking lying
Nah, nah, I just don't want to pay for someone else
I don't give a shit about myself
I paid him .1 sold
Oh, come on
Dude, he cheap
Retweet the real life
Alright, we're not We're not doing this you can never buy my loyalty
Yo, bro
Dude, you said that you'd let someone sleep with your wife for five million dollars
Oh, yeah, yeah, but that's a different scenario. No, that's not a different scenario. It's the same scenario
She's a whore You're just a negotiating price why's she gonna be a whore yeah like it's a one-time thing
she's a one-time prostitute he was sending her off to the guy for one for five million
you would stick her in a ups box if you if somebody offered you five million dollars
and they were you would be so cheap.
You'd try to mail her.
You would say we'd get you there overnight, FedExed by 10 a.m. the next day.
Not really.
I would drive her myself.
Nah, this is crazy, bro.
Look, $5 million is $5 million.
This is crazy, Tom.
Yeah, but you can never change your relationship.
Yeah, come on. You see come on you see inflation all of that
house prices high eggs and fucking meat and shit it'd be expensive man that's because you're not
married and you don't really have love i mean that was hypothetically yeah like if i was
you know five million Come on Let's say
Let's say a Dyson was my wife, right?
And we go
What the fuck, bro?
Take those words out of your fucking mouth
Yo, I mean, give it a few more generations
You could be
Wait, give it like three more model cycles
You could be fucking a Dyson
You could be fucking a Dyson
If Addison was your wife Why, stop even thinking about it.
Bro, sex robots.
Why are you even thinking that?
Whoa.
Why does that touch a nerve with you, dude?
Why wouldn't you name a woman's name?
Are you fucking Roombas and shit, Addison?
Why does that?
Why does that strike a nerve with him?
This dude's fucking technology
Pelosi let's say a normal girl
Well
It wouldn't date you so it does
I can't even
I can't even say what I want
Yo Adam's got that thing that pumps his dick
With the buttons you hold with the controller
And shit like the flashlight with the controller
With the speed
Yeah and it moves in and out The flashlight with the controller with the speed yeah
Wait, can you prove it to me?
Nah, don't say that blows you that's weird. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, sorry
I don't need it. No way. He literally has lore about
You've got to give him that Sorry, sorry. We know he's black. I don't need to prove anything. He literally has lore about pussy.
You've got to give him that.
I just want to see if it's like six or seven inches.
What the fuck?
Why do you want to see this, bro?
I don't know. I like comparing with my alien, bro.
Just say it.
What is wrong with you, man?
Bro, I like to compare with my brother.
You always got to take it to that size.
He's that dude.
You like looking at other men's penis?
He's that dude in the urinal looking over at you talking.
Dude, you're the guy who has 50 fucking urinals.
You're that motherfucker that says 50 fucking urinals.
I'm the only one taking a fucking piss.
And you fucking stand at the fucking urinal right next to me instead of doing that.
And you start talking to me.
I actually do that.
Yeah, i'll stuff
your ass right in that urinal
it's actually hilarious if you think about it you'll be sitting there like like a bent up
freaking thing you're like i know you're that guy i know know that you talk while you pee to people. Yeah, I don't open conversations.
I just, like, you know, like, just make a cringe situation just to, like, you know, laugh a little bit.
You don't say anything.
You look forward.
You shut the fuck up.
You wash your hands and get the fuck out.
Technically, yeah.
Yeah.
You don't have conversations.
Unless your boys are in there and you're fucking all washing your hands or something
and then you're joshing around.
But you do not talk
at the urinal.
I once had a conversation
with a man taking a shit.
Why do I
not doubt that?
He uses the men's bathroom like his own personal Tinder.
Or Grindr. Grindr, yeah. Pelosi uses the men's bathroom like his own personal tender. Or grinder.
Grinder, yeah.
Come on, it's just like boys' jokes, you know?
It's not serious.
No, he's now kind of serious.
No, no, it's not that serious.
When you let someone talk enough, their subconscious starts to seep out.
Of what they want to do?
That's true
you've seeped a lot but it's not my subconscious it's me it's me talking man
yeah can you imagine if the that comes out of your mouth that you know that you say
can you imagine what your subconscious got yo it got some crazy shit it blows you dommer
that's what we got no no no no not to that extent that's fucking crazy man why you say you like to
cook well you put meat in bags uh i don't know like bro cooking is an art like i'm an artist
you know so am i when you cook like you know eggs or like a full meal and stuff like that
like i put my feelings into it like i make love to my food like this one the people yeah i don't
doubt it that's why i would never eat anything with cream sauce around you no it's not cream
sauce it's not that what i meant but like it's like bro have like, you love, your wife cooks, right? Yes.
Okay, amazing.
Very well.
Exactly.
And when you eat her food, you're like, damn, bro, amazing, right?
Yep, she knows my favorite meals.
Yeah, so let's say one of the meals, the same recipes, the same exact thing,
the same taste, same everything.
I cook it, and you eat mine, you're not going to feel the same way as if same taste same everything i cook it and you eat mine you're
not gonna feel the same way as of your wife cook it you know why it's because she added love into it
yeah i don't want any love from you in my food you're not a fucking professional chef
if i want to go out to dinner to a nice restaurant where the chef loves his food, that's fine. But you carrying meat in a bag to my house is not ever happening on this fucking planet.
I mean, look, it is an experience.
Like, I could do a barbecue.
It's an experience.
It's called E. coli.
Yeah, I'll do a barbecue at your house, Boobie.
I'll bring, like, a full-on goat, you know. A full-on goat?'ll bring like a full-on goat you know a full-on goat
yeah like a full a full goat sheep yeah I know what a full goat is yeah we have
Korean restaurants around here they got you know goat stew yeah we just like
smoke it hurry go we smoke it for eight, nine hours while we eat crawfish in the meantime.
Pig is better than goat.
No, hell no.
You're crazy.
Hell yeah.
Bro, pig is disgusting.
It's disgusting, bro.
Are you talking about the one that like gets the skin kind of hardened and then the inside is soft?
Yep.
Yeah, it's disgusting, disgusting though that's the best the
crunchy skin yeah yeah and then all the the fatty meat and stuff like that there's nothing like a
pig about a full pig roast yeah no i i i don't eat delicacy i don't i don't eat the pig, but it's disgusting
So you don't eat pork no no, I don't drink I don't eat pork
I don't drink See like you ever drink you're you're one step closer to being a Muslim
Yeah, being a Muslim was a cool thing to do,
I would do it, but...
I mean, what...
I'm more spiritual than religious.
Yeah, you're more...
Okay, so you're more of the type of, like, energy
and, like, kind of frequencies
and stuff like that, right?
Yeah. So, do you have rocks have rocks like I believe in the afterlife no I do not have rocks okay yeah man if you
don't believe in the afterlife why the fuck are you existing there there is a
creator even reincarnation I believe in a lot of stuff yeah did I believe in
past life therapy if you're dealing with the correct people
not some of these quacks that you know think that they can learn it and you
know whatever you know docs requested them I didn't see that. There's there is a
creator that's that's no question asked there is someone's pulling the puppet strings yeah yeah we got now 220 instead
of 218 we swept by 15 poaches we got a better majority
not like your fucking 17 person election the fuck is that bro apparently justin trudeau is running
for for the president of the united states dude you you first of all he can't he wasn't born here
i don't know but if you have a citizenship, you can, right? No.
Okay, you need to be born in the States.
Yes.
Okay, okay.
Okay, so what he said is like, it's not even possible.
Correct.
Okay, okay.
Unless you're Obama.
Unless you're Obama, yeah.
I mean, in Canada.
You're in Canada? You you gotta get a Hawaiian birth certificate
No, I mean that seems I mean like in Canada like if you want to run for Prime Minister you could even if you're not born here
Why don't you run I Actually weirdly enough yesterday. My dad told me the same thing
Actually, weirdly enough, yesterday my dad told me the same thing.
Oh, God.
I swear to God.
You kind of would go under in 35 minutes.
Bro, think about it.
You'd start a nuclear war within an hour.
Not really.
I would open a charity company and I would donate myself $200 million.
My bag is secured.
Then I would look at my circle and be like circle be like hey guys what do you guys need
something and you're in jail for the rest of your life because it's called embezzlement if you put
it in your for your personal use not really just intrudeau did the same he's still walking
right now i mean bro when when covert hit he gave his mother 200 million dollars well that's
that's because he did the covid shit yeah and
even after going to court and etc etc they said oh it's totally fine
he gave his mother 200 million dollars 200 million dollars just like that he had no
repercussions no repercussions and and you know what's even crazier is that the the company
he opened the company two weeks before covid
you mean before the shutdowns yeah before the shutdowns before the regulations the the you
know the the money like the pcu and stuff like that you know the money from the government
he did that before like two weeks before and then when it happened he gave himself well he gave his mother
200 million dollars it's it's crazy bro and you know what he said when when he
came in front of the like in front of the the people he said look me I only
signed the the paper that has been going around through the cabinet,
and then me, it's my last signature.
So if everybody agrees to it, me, I just signed the last signature.
Like he puts the, he kind of put the blame on everybody.
Like, and then, you know, this is all, it's all bullshit.
Every single person got a cut of that
That'd be funny see him retreat the room
We're just hanging out guys. It's like noontime. I'm not gonna be here all day
We're just hanging out guys. It's like noon time not gonna be here all day
It's been fun though, right so far Twitter was gone crazy this morning
Got below she just lurking obviously
Would you block your outer We just blocked you out.
Do you believe in
Life after love.
Actually, that's true.
I fucking hate that song, bro.
You see the dude that shares Dane, bro?
You see the dude, that young dude that shares Dane?
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
He's like 22 years old or some shit.
Bro, imagine that dude's sex life.
It's like a nightmare, dude.
Oh, my God.
I could never do that, bro.
Even for the Jenny wealth.
Not Cher, bro.
Oh, my God, dude.
You mean like Will Smith?
By the way, I'm going to go see you, Alk, Booby, and David in like two months.
Two months.
Three months.
You're a who what?
I'm gonna go like do a small,
you know, United States tour.
Good.
I don't live in the United States at that time.
I mean, look, if you're there,
you know, like I'll be there traveling during those dates
Sure, what the fuck I don't know why you don't want to meet me
Meet you I'm scared to meet you
Why the fuck are you scared to meet me?
Because I don't want my body ended up in the freaking skinless and i'm me in
some dungeon in your freaking basement bro i i don't even i don't even hurt ants
bro i don't even touch ants right you'll probably throw fire ants down there all over me and you
throw honey all over me at the same time i actually love honey honey is delicious but no i wouldn't do that shit bro the fuck
i would actually like you're driving you're driving the united states yeah so i'm thinking
like both ways so either i drive and i go like from new york and and like i go further down you
know like i just keep going straight basically and then as soon as you hit north carolina you can meet a couple people that then hang a right
and go straight yeah so uh but i don't know if it's uh if if i think it's gonna be like too long
and it's gonna be crazy i'll just like go with the plane but but yeah I mean you got 2200 mile
drive if you can maximize your drive from coast to coast pretty much yeah so
if like from here to New York it's like six hours yeah that's close yeah and
then to Miami you got a day you know know, if you stop, you know, you got 18 hours, you can make it faster.
Like I can make New York 12 hours, 12 hours and 20 minutes.
I can make the New York, Georgia border.
Yeah, it's like me, my car is a Tesla.
So I need to add like a few hours on the trip if I if i'm just going streets yeah have they have they
damaged your tesla yet oh nobody touches me they don't touch him there no no they don't touch me
but but they have a model x but they have damaged the cyber truck and stuff like they wrote Nazi on it. No, mine is a Y.
Bro, the X is like fucking...
Y is more expensive, I think, or some shit.
Yeah, it's cool though. The doors go up in the air.
Yeah, it's very fast and very cool.
My friend has it. My brother's partner in the shit.
He has it.
Dude, every electric car is fucking fast.
The fucking Audi that they just fucking posted that's fucking cheap as fuck is 0 to 60 in 2.5 seconds.
Yeah.
Fucking everybody's going to have a two-second car now for no money.
Bro, it's actually pretty fun, man.
Like, you're driving a go-kart in the middle of the highway.
Yeah, once you have a thousand mile range it'll be cool
it some some of the cars already have that like i think uh lx there's there's a chinese car it's
called lxi some like that it already has like 700 miles on it full charge
that's why that's why chinese cars are not like they're not imported here I
think is because of Tesla and they're the same they're even cheaper than Tesla
and they have more functionalities in Tesla like for example this this car
Alex Alex I from China bro it has massages it has it has TVs all of the seats incline so
you have like a full full-on kind of bed or some shit massaging autopilot it has
gas in it just in case you know you run out of something it has a charge charging ports like outlets it has it has crazy shit
bro and it's super fast
but yeah that trip to the States is gonna be be fun. I'll go. I'll go. I'll see you guys like on the drive.
I'll probably also be with David.
Because I'm going to go pick up David and then we're going to go see you guys.
I'm going to do like a turn.
And then we're.
Yeah, sure.
That'll happen.
What do you just make shit up? I'm not even making shit up
to David and he's like yo
I'm down
I'm gonna cut you motherfuckers free
it's lunch time for me I'm gonna go grab
something to eat actually take my dogs
out for a walk
and it's kinda nice I'm gonna go do my
fucking dad thing before I go into full-blown
dad mode maybe you see me tonight maybe you fucking don't that's what my kids want to do
my son typically has been passing out going hard at school this dude just crashes after we eat
we're gonna see what happens but i appreciate motherfuckers pulling up daily be careful out
here people are trying to rinse you wash you all these different things vape cab. People are trying to rinse you, wash you, all these different things.
Vape cabal bros trying to come back.
I can't keep you safe all the time, bro.
It's just not my job.
I'm actually just trying to vibe right now.
Just run my bag up.
But I appreciate real ones.
We're here every day.
Study that shit.
Hey, can I say something before we dip out real quick
god damn it
EZ and
the IMG account
set up a little giveaway for your show
tomorrow morning
pin it up above it's 100
so all you gotta do is follow the
IMG account join the
TG and like and quote tweet
with your favorite IMG meme.
It's not $100 in Seoul.
$100 in Seoul.
Sorry.
Not $100 in Seoul.
Holy shit.
You fucking almost just made me fucking shit my pants.
It's $100 in Seoul.
And we'll be picking the best meme tomorrow morning on our show.
I'll be giving that away.
That's cool.
All right, guys.
I'm going to go do cool shit in real life.
I suggest you do the same.
I'll be dropping my memes out here and posting, ghosting.
But the morning show is wrapped up, man.
Appreciate y'all.
It's lunch time.
Some days it's hype.
Some days we're just vibing.
But we were here both days. Love y'all.'s lunch time some days it's hype some days we're just vibing but uh we were here both days love y'all out of here stay real uh fuck your haters bro uh
you don't got haters you ain't shit to be honest with you fuck y'all
try to outwork me bitch that's That's about it, though. I'm out of here. Peace.
