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Mosciun Monday - Mint Party 🎉🎁🍾
Recorded: July 1, 2025 Duration: 4:50:48Space Recording
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Alright y'all, retweet the space if you like.
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yeah
yeah
yeah Let's get it! It's Monday! It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula!
It's on Mojula! It's like deja vu It's what they sound the same
It's that they know my skin
Every word they say sounds just like him
And it goes like this
Look at your car and you'll need to kiss me
Kiss me, what's up, I know it's a light on the backseat
What's up if I know it's a light on the backseat?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
And I won't cry tonight, whenever anything changes
You won't reply, I'm gonna go back to strangers
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh It's something that I hate
How everyone's disposable
Every time I date somebody new
I feel vulnerable
But it'll never change
And it'll just stay like this
Never end a day in breaking
And it goes like this
We'll get in your car and you'll need to kiss me
We'll tell for hours of life on the backseat
And I won't break the night when everything changes
You won't run time, go back to strangers
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
And it always ends the same
When it was me and you
But every time I meet somebody new
It's like they drop in
And when we spoke for months
What does you ever mean?
And how can they say that this is love
When it goes like this
You can hit your car and you'll need to kiss me
What if there was a light on the backseat
And I won't cry tonight when everything changes
You won't cry and go back to strangers Let's see how many comments we have fam.
19 comments.
Drop some motion for Q-Rub.
19 comments.
What's running up fam? Tag all your friends we have a bullet 21 hundred I see you, you see me, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the same, you're the only actions, slowly, release your voice, slowly, slowly
Close the hours, I'll let you know that I need to ask me
I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna miss you
When you think so, it's time to come and say
So close the hours, I'll let you know that I need to ask me Oh I'm feeling, I'm in patience, I'm controlling
The question, I won't speak, he's heading
This story, I'm a soldier, that knows me
I'm believing, we're talking, you're close
And the voice is calling, I'm just behind us
I'll let you know what I need to do
It's keep my heart, I'll look at us
It makes your lips hurt, but I don't know
It's the hour of us
I'll let you know what I need to do
It's keep my heart, I'll look at us
It makes your lips hurt, but I don't know It's the hour of us This is what it feel like, when you know what a meal like, gotta pay the bills right,
my niggas gotta live right, first you show them what you grind like, then you can show
them what you shine like, all the mar, keep the time right, sailor on the hill my house Yeah I'm running, ain't grinding, I ain't just posting, cause I'm still having a muscle
They pussy nigga thinking I'ma fold on the pressure, I'm about to take this shit to a whole nother level
Dig up old money with a brand new shelf, and they ain't copper rolling with a brand new belt
You're only gonna stop if I'm laying on a stretcher, the doors go up but it ain't no Tesla
The doors go up but it ain't no Tesla, them and BBS don't know where they ain't no pressure
My son is a scale, I was made for this shit, my mama was a hustler, I was raised for this shit
Cold turkey on the plug, and I'm still making him, have a ticket for the Phantom, wish I would buy some rims
You can buy weed, but you can't buy class, in the ownership, fuck, I'm gonna do it half
Your math ain't math, there's something wrong with your math, it's like letting them folks take half of the bag
Brown looking like it's a potion, white seats in them, coasting
Anthony and I ain't hosting, cause I'm still having motion
And the check's still coming, that machine's still running
Big brother and I ain't posting, cause I'm still having motion
I know what they told you you but the motherfuckers lied
A nigga couldn't lose if I motherfuckin' tried
Dead prisoners, give a fuck how they died
I just keep an extra clip, Dre go in the ride
Matching with the gates, don't get motherfuckin' tied
Said burn the stakes, you get motherfuckin' fired
I heard what they said but the motherfuckers lied
A nigga couldn't lose if you motherfuckin' tried
Big checks and the best sex
Another state, that's a real flex
God damn, niggas livin' for the gram
Be cool, you ain't heard of Uncle Sam
Niggas boosin', niggas run the scam
Get your money, I don't give a damn
I came for scales, nigga, blame grams
So get your money, I don't give a damn
Brown lookin' like it's a potion
White seats, and I'm coastin' Anthony and I ain't give a damn Brown lookin' like it's a potion White seats in a coastline
F and E and I ain't hostin'
Cause I'm still havin' motion
And I'm check still comin'
That machine still runnin'
Bang Brown and I ain't hostin'
Cause I'm still havin' motion
Brown lookin' like it's a potion
White seats in a real meal
F and E and i ain't posting
because i'm still got a hairbrush
msxt in the country and that was so much
right
yeah See you, baby. Yeah. Yeah.
That feel like.
Woo.
Can't lose if I motherfucking try, nigga.
Still have emotion.
Niggas count me out.
They can't motherfucking count.
Yo, what is up, everybody? Happy freaking Monday. Today is June 30th, 2025. hmm Moving politically, we got some stuff with the stablecoins being passed. Another new potential bill that might be happening by the end of this week for crypto.
So definitely tap in, fam.
If you haven't done so already, please go ahead.
Hit that bookmark button, that like button, that retweet button, and drop a couple comments.
I want to see your favorite motion.
Oh, Columbo just dropped some cool stuff.
There's like some $1 bills with some art on it.
I'm going to pin that to the top.
That looks pretty neat.
That looks pretty neat.
Other than that, the crypto market is doing its thing. We're at Bitcoin, $107,000.
Solana's at $154,000.
Ether's at $2486,000.
So the market's doing its market thing.
I believe the stock market hit an all-time high today as, like, a new record.
So that's interesting.
That's bullish as well.
Shout-out to Nico down there hosting a banger space all day.
That's fantastic, dude.
Hell yeah, let's go.
Love it.
Love seeing all the homies open spaces, vibing, chilling.
It's a good time.
We got Mr. Columbo.
We got books up here.
I need another co-host.
Who needs that second co-host?
Let's see.
It's also my birthday on Saturday.
It's your birthday on July 5th?
That's awesome.
He's like, Chief Keef turning 300.
Exactly.
And we saw Chief Keef got a new car today from Steve.
Oh, the Rari?
Yeah.
Nice.
Yes, I saw that.
I saw that floating away.
What I want to know is how he didn't have a Rari or Rover.
What was rapping about it?
Yeah, that's weird, huh?
You noticed that, right?
He didn't even have a Rari or Rover.
He rented them for the music videos.
He has Ferraris.
He pulled up in a GT3 RS.
G-O-G-T-3?
Oh, GT3?
Oh, funny you say that because I just seen the clips for it.
for it.
Gee.
What up, everybody? What's good, fam?
What's up, folks? What's up, Columbo?
What's up, Nick? What's good, Stage?
How we all doing?
Oh, there's...
Who's that? Who's the name you said?
Paul.
Paul. Paul.
Where's Paul?
Oh, he there.
Sir, I'm rugged.
Hey, you guys saw my DM?
Nick and Kura, you guys saw my DM, right?
I sent one, too.
Well, no, but, like, read...
Guys, read mine, but don't read it out loud, please.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Facts.
Yeah.
Good times.
It's never a boring day on Crypto X, I will say.
Never is.
So, Nick, I was really thinking about it.
And the Dunkin' Donuts, not Dunkin' Donuts, but the Krispy Kreme.
Why don't we do something like this?
Why don't we do something like this?
Every
10 motion that get minted,
Nick will eat another
Krispy Kreme until we
mint out. And we're going to get him to eat
what would that actually be?
How many do we have left? I think that would be a crazy
piece of content.
We're going to pay Nick
$1,000 to sit there
and eat 200 Krispy Kreme donuts to get this thing minted out.
Oh my gosh.
Like already I put out a little quick poll about it, but now you're upping the ante.
So let me get this straight.
So for every 10 minutes, I get to eat a box of Krispy Kremes.
You have to eat.
Well, no, I don't think a whole box.
Just one.
Just one.
Well, you see, the thing is, Columbo, I can't just walk over and just buy one.
Buy three dozen.
No, we're going to have like, you're going to get like 10 boxes of these things.
Right.
And they're just going to sit there.
But you're going to be on a live stream and we're going to do a live play by play.
Every time someone does a 10 clip, you're going to eat another one.
And then it doesn't even have to be a 10 clip.
Just every 10 motion that get minted.
every 10 motion that get minted,
Nick's going to to eat a new Krispy Kreme.
Nick's going to eat a new Krispy Kreme.
And our goal here is to mint it out
and send him to the hospital
so that we get him off of Krispy Kremes for good.
So it's a win-win.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay.
And we put a thousand bucks
and we put a thousand bucks in his pocket.
I like that.
Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Okay. I like that. Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay.
I do have small conditions, so I will be wearing sunglasses to block out my eyes.
And I will probably get my AI to hold while I'm live streaming.
You're probably going to see me in a shiesty and every so often pull it down to scoff down a donut.
Let's go. this is getting interesting just to be clear that's 138 donuts to mint out that's all it would be to to mint this out so every oh we could do that one crispy cream for
every 10 pack would be 138 yeah, Nick's doing 36 in six hours.
We could do this.
Let's get him, how many?
A hundred and what?
138.
Nick, you could do 138 in a day, right?
God damn.
With the right condition, the right setup,
I think it's possible.
It's very possible.
So long as I got the right setup going.
Look, I got two stops to make.
First is Krispy Kreme to load up.
The second would be the MJ shop to get set up for the day.
And I am pretty much not moving from my house for the entire day.
This sounds great.
I like this idea. And we'll do it on pump.fun right i don't know how the ai is
gonna feel about it when i tell her hey babe today it's a crispy cream kind of day we staying in
just live stream the vibes watching the, Nick just eating the Krispy Kremes.
I believe not a lot of people that eat food online.
It goes viral.
And see, I was going to say one Krispy Kreme for every five minutes.
Whoa, whoa, every five?
No, that's too nice.
Already the one for every ten I could do.
You see Cap's already coming up. Like, holy moly. I know Cap wants for every 10 I could do you see caps already coming up like holy moly
I know cap wants to roast me right now
One for every 10
So every 10 I eat one doughnuts. I'll have at least
Because I don't want them the way so you know what I'll be
By buying batches of three boxes. No, no by six boxes freeze three
Wait, so this is happening next
this is happening if you're down i'll buy i'll buy the krispy kreme you don't have to
and this is something that we could get steve will do it to watch because
he does like that yeah so i'll buy all the donuts for you you don't have to come out of pocket for
this at all that's so i look i'm yeah we'll spam send it to all the people who react to those videos.
I will buy all the donuts for you.
I will buy all the donuts for you.
You don't need to come out of pocket.
That needs to be clipped, ladies and gentlemen.
That is something that needs to be clipped.
That shit is funny as fuck.
It's not funny, but it's funny as fuck.
You know what I'm saying?
I will buy all the donuts for you,
which only a true fat fuck
could understand how funny that is right there.
Only a true fat bastard.
You really want you to do it, Nick.
You really want to.
I will buy the donuts for you.
I thought it was 18.
Just sign and drive.
I thought it was 18 the whole time.
Huh?
I thought it was 18 the whole time.
It was 36.
This dude eats 36 donuts in one sitting.
Y'all get this shit.
Yo, Nick, can you do it?
I've done it before, Bucks.
How many?
Three boxes.
My girlfriend literally has to take it away from me sometimes.
Three boxes of the cream that's crispy?
36 in six hours.
It's giving me a stomachache just thinking about it. You've eaten three boxes of the cream that's crispy 36 hours it's giving me a stomachache just thinking about it
so uv in three boxes of the cream that is crispy of the cream that is crispy and if they got the
chocolate with the sprinkles on it oh my god books that's my kryptonite right there now how
can we make this even more possible by kura dual streaming when nick and also eating the donut well you want to eat
yeah competition it's different like who am i like this might be the end you know like how
friends be fighting and getting jealous of each other this might be the end of like kura and nick
is if nick eats those donuts in front of kura and kura doesn't get any at least one donut how long
do you think this would take how long do you think this would take
if we were to really do this
because if we add
48 hours or 24 hours
okay so what if we add like
a joint every
every half an hour
is it a joint every how often
every half hour or something too
every half hour if it takes too. Every half hour.
If it takes like six hours, we'll just time lapse it.
It has to be a joint every box.
That's going to be my motivation.
That's too few and far between.
That's too few, bro.
You need at least two to three joints a box.
Hey, I can sponsor the Doobie side of things, but you're in Canada, right, Nick?
Yeah. Okay, maybe I can't go outobie side of things, but you're in Canada, right, Nick? Yeah.
Oh, okay, maybe I can't go out over state lines, but, well, there with that.
Well, look, I'm either going to go to the regular shop or I'm going to go to the reserve and just get set up for the day and go at it.
Now, you drive down to Kura, and then you guys, you know, drive your butt down to Foxwoods or Mohegan, wherever the Krispy Kreme is there.
And then you guys just record it in the casino.
And if it takes five hours, we'll time lapse it.
It'll be even funnier.
What if Kura drives to Nick?
Or that.
God damn.
Yeah, I mean, it might be easier for you to leave and come back than for him to come into the country these days.
Cap.
So what do we need?
Every mint he eats a donut?
No, every 10.
Every 10 clip.
Every 10 clip I eat a donut. Every 10 clip he eats a donut. Every 10 minutes he eats a donut? No, every 10. Every 10 clip. Every 10 clip, I eat a donut.
Every 10 clip, he eats a donut.
Every 10 minutes, he eats a donut.
I thought you were going to say every mint, every one, you eat 10.
That.
That's crazy.
No, no, no.
Cap, Cap, Cap.
Like, look, I'm down to do it for the love of the community, but whoa, that's a little too nice.
love of the community but whoa that's a little too nice what about for the love of the game
What about for the love of the game?
cap you know after you roasted me about this yesterday and the fact that you saw my good
morning and then it's like nope we need content now well no this isn't even for content this is
for science like we're about to see what happens when somebody eats like an unlimited amount of
crispy cream donuts 24 hour period you might like go viral for this this is also like supersize me We're about to see what happens when somebody eats an unlimited amount of Krispy Kreme donuts in a 24-hour period.
You might go viral for this.
This could be like super-sized me.
Yeah, this is also to help you to cut you off.
You're never going to want to eat a Krispy Kreme ever again.
Yeah, you're not going to want it for at least six months to eat.
I don't know about that.
I don't know about that.
He's like, you guys don't understand.
It's a lot of donuts.
Hard to go.
Cool Raw wants in on this so bad.
I just want the damn donuts.
I'm like craving donuts now for some reason.
I don't know why.
I might even order a dozen right now.
I know.
For real.
It's worth it.
Can't fade crispy trees.
That shit makes me feel terrible though, bro.
No, he's got it.
He's like, as you're talking about about this I'm finger over the trigger right now
oh fuck
he's got the door dash open
he's about to get on discord video and start eating donuts
hell yeah
it's better than other shit
better than other shit.
Better than a lot.
Anything, really.
I am so down for that. I will order Krispy Kreme right now.
I'm going to see if it's around.
Krispy Kreme.
I'm going to pick up some Krispy Kremes right now.
I'm literally five minutes away.
I'm parked, ready to go.
You guys are sick.
Nick, could you ever live 10 miles
from a Krispy Kreme?
I need everyone to tag Krispy Kreme in the comments right now.
We get a Krispy Kreme
with a motion
frosted
for Nick.
Yeah, for Nick.
You guys are lucky to know Krispy Kreme is like 80 miles away.
Or else I'd have...
Yeah, isn't it the closest one to you, Kura?
It's probably Mohegan.
That's exactly where I go.
Yeah.
You watch the donut go through the fucking conveyor belt,
and then it like flips into the glaze.
That's the best one, Kura.
I love going to that one.
There's actually one 30 minutes away from here,
and when I go there, I get a box, like, I just watch them glaze up those donuts.
It's so good.
Oh my God.
I think I need my fix.
Sometimes I'll be standing there for like 20, 25 minutes just admiring the skills needed to set up such an operation.
With the donuts and the glaze, It's a good system they got.
It's a good system.
We went from
donuts are the devil to Nick, we need you to
sign a liability waiver because
no, hell no, there's no waiver
and this space is going to be to leave later, but
what I will say is...
I need a waiver.
I need a waiver.
The waivers chalk it up to the game. I need a waiver. I need a waiver. The waiver's
chalked up to the game.
I need a waiver.
For who? Krispy Kreme?
Everyone tag Krispy Kreme, bottom right hand corner.
I don't think they're on X.
Hey, Krispy Kreme.
Krispy Kreme is not
responsible for any arteries
getting clogged on this stage. Neither is the host. Krispy Kreme is not responsible for any arteries getting clogged on this stage.
Neither is the host or the cold.
Krispy Kreme's got an X.
Huh?
No, Paul was just saying they didn't have an X.
I got it right here.
They have a gold check.
Oh, okay.
I don't know why I couldn't see it.
They're actually pretty active, to be honest.
I don't know.
I don't see it.
I can pin it up top right now.
Oh, yeah.
I see it now.
So I got somebody here right now
that I know IRL who says he could eat
200 Krispy Kremes in one sitting.
We're going to do a competition.
Can you bring him with you?
He's right here in front of me.
He's listening to everything you're saying.
He's saying 200.
Wait, I just heard 500 Krispy Kremes.
Huh?
500?
250.
250.
250.
250.
250.
No one will sweeten it.
Me and you, 300 each.
Whoever wins takes the winnings
One sit in
One sit in
Come on come on
Guys 300 or 250
I think it's impossible to eat anything over 200
To be honest
No that's not the question
You might literally get diabetes
and die before you're done finishing them.
That's not the question, guys.
Stop with the diabetes and die.
It's 250 or 300.
Yeah, I don't know if I want my fine art
associated with this anymore.
It was straight up obesity.
I mean, Krispy Kreme technically is fine art,
if you really think about it.
That's for debate.
That's for debate.
Listen, Nick's getting three boxes of Krispy Kreme right now just to warm up.
Just to warm up.
We got Katie up here.
Miss Katie.
What's up, Queen?
How you doing down in Florida?
I'm good now.
I want Krispy Kreme DoorDash that Katie
I don't have one near me
You know they don't have them near me either
They have them all the way in Tampa
You have to get them from Publix
That's not the same
Interesting
In the box you know
They like ship them to their
It's not
Like the one day old donuts
Yeah the one-day-old donuts they be selling.
Yeah, the one-day-old donuts, yes.
They're not the same.
They are not the same.
Now, there's a place in Nashville you can go at like 4.35 in the morning and get them right out the oven.
See, now we talking.
Yeah, that.
Down south. 4.30 in the morning. They know exactly. Yeah, that. Down south.
They know exactly how to do it.
Down south.
Exactly.
And it's a big, Katie, it's a big
spot in Nashville. Like, it's like
an old Krispy Kreme.
Don't they have, like, those
conveyor belts of donuts where they're just
like, come out, and then you see it go
through the frosting, and it's just like a factory? Yeah donuts where they're just like come out and then you see it go through the frosting and it's just like yeah i think so factory yeah but they're not as long i mean i
think they're a lot smaller than we may have remembered them what the donuts or the place
no like the conveyor belts you know it's like it's in a smaller building. This one is not a huge, huge warehouse.
I mean, I never got donuts from a warehouse before, but I'm at the actual Krispy Kreme location where you go and you get to go watch the donuts you made and then get one right off the belts.
Yes, ma'am.
I was younger, so yeah, they probably are a little bit smaller than I remember
because I just thought it was the best thing ever.
It was a small, large...
Do you like originals
or sprinkles or chocolate?
What do you like?
All of them.
All of the above.
Honestly, I couldn't tell you the last time I ate a donut,
but I only eat glazed donuts.
Glazed is like the original top seller Krispy Kreme.
Then you have your chocolate sprinkle, which is a very good chocolate ganache frosting with the rainbows or the colored sprinkles, whatever.
But they're delicious.
And then you have the ones filled with the white stuff, the cream.
The cream with the K is filled up with that.
And that's not bad, but it's very rare.
I saw that the last time I was there and I like was like, I don't remember this ever being a thing.
No, Cap.
Listen, I've always got the Jeebs biting into a donut and there's something inside of it.
Like that to me is, serial killer style.
Yeah.
Like, if you're by a donut and, like, you don't know if it's jelly.
You don't know if it's just...
Blood?
You know all the jelly of blood?
What is this?
Soft?
It freaks me out.
Soft?
Like, you're on five.
You just go to the drive-thru.
You're eating, like, people's, like, ears and shit through the donut.
No, no, no, Katie.
Don't worry.
It's just a little bit of uh
jelly
don't say it
that's how I know Katie's never bought a donut
I've never what?
bought the donuts yourself
you're saying it's a gamble
yeah no no I don't
I'm not usually the orderer
do you guys like the maple donuts? the maple's eye It's a gamble. Yeah, no. No, I don't. I'm not usually the orderer.
Do you guys like the maple donuts?
The maple's eye.
The maple's eye.
I like blueberry donuts.
Do they have blueberry ones?
Yep.
The blueberry glazed ones are very good with coffee. The blueberry ones are underrated, Sam.
Those are like the ones that cops cops like dunk in their coffee.
Why is it going to be cops?
I can't.
They dunk in their Dunkin' Donuts.
That's why they call it Dunkin' Donuts.
Because you dunk in the don't.
In the coffee.
I used to work in New Slash at Dunkin' Donuts, by the way.
Fun times there.
So you can make a mean coffee, Kuro?
I can make anything.
A ton of sugar.
I can make anything, really.
I've worked so many.
You can make a sugar dump.
I've worked at so many places.
Like, I can probably make anything.
Have you ever seen that video of the guy who, like, posts posts how much sugars on the Dunkin Donuts coffee
like a regular order yes insane you mean he like fills the cup with how many grams of sugars like
in the beverage it's pretty funny you know that's why I get extra sugar is more addictive than cocaine by the way.
I'm fat.
100% it is.
That's a fact.
That's probably why you can't stop eating those donuts once you start eating them.
It's high quality.
I didn't see who asked me that question.
I'm sorry.
Yo, it was fine, bro. question i'm sorry yo it's time bro i was gonna say um bro we're indoctrinated into eating sugar
from once we're born bro like even like they tricked us and say even right when you wake up
you get the syrup you put it on the eggs you get the sugar and the coffee bro you get the glaze on
the donuts bro we're indoctrinated into the sugar, bro. That shit literally is more addictive than anything else.
It used to be good when it was real sugar.
The syrup on the eggs is a must.
But now it's just artificial sugar, chemically made sugar.
High fructose, corn syrup, those kind of things.
Those are what wreaks havoc on your immune system and inflammation, all that shit.
I'm going to say the seed oils are actually more worse than the sugar.
You know, seed oils just as bad.
I agree.
All of it's bad. You know what seed oil used to be like vegetable oil all these things used to be industrial lubricant yeah mechanical lubricant yeah and they're like yo someone had
the bright idea to like yo let's fry some shit in here and taste it real quick they're like
they're pretty good now they sell it. But, yeah.
Anyways, we are
here, fam. It's Motion Monday.
It's Mint Party.
Guys, we have a goal of 2100 by midnight,
and we are at
1955.
We got some work to do.
We have 145
to get going.
So, at exactly 9pm in 20 minutes, we're all blasting out a tweet with the Mint link.
And remember to use themagiceden.io.
You just don't want to use themagiceden.us because I don't think it redirects you if you're out of the country.
But I think the vice versa does.
So use themagiceden.io slash launchpad slash motion
as the link
and we're gonna
blast that out and engage it, drop it on the bottom right
hand corner and Nick
your job is to take some notes
on who'll be going hard today
I'll be doing that too
because I'm very curious
for the data to be honest
I will be taking notes shortly because I'm very curious for the data, to be honest.
I will be taking notes shortly.
I have an ETA 60 seconds away,
so Kuro, if you peeped your text,
there's more surprises coming.
You went to a fucking Krispy Kreme, didn't you?
Don't worry about what Nick is or not doing, Cap.
The question is, you're in Connecticut,
where there is Krispy Kreme's located there, sir.
Now, my question to you is,
you're going to get yourself a few boxes?
I'll get a stomachache if I eat even two of those,
let alone a whole box. That's okay. two of those. Oh, okay. Let alone a whole box.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
I'd have to have a gallon of just straight-up whole milk with that lactose enzyme in it,
so I don't feel bloated from drinking an entire gallon of milk just to get those down.
Just water, fam.
You don't need milk, though. No milk. Just needed some water, bro.
Maybe a nice tea.
A nice tea to melt the sugar, you know?
Milk.
I also need
some activated charcoal. He needs
some milk, and he'll also need
like a shot of fucking insulin, too.
After eating like 100 donuts.
Yeah.
Some craziness.
But donuts aside,
we got some special announcements coming on that shortly
when it comes to everything
Krispy Kreme.
Ladies and gentlemen,
what have you guys been seeing on the timeline
that's interesting today?
I've been kind of unplugged from the news for the last
few days,, it looks like
That bill might get passed before end of week. Is that is that looking likely or is that delayed now you think?
The next vote
It's gonna be like five votes
Sorry, I'm eating right now. I know there's some amendments that are...
It's weird.
Some things you only need 50 votes on,
and now all of a sudden some things you need 60 votes on.
So it's a little weird, a little strange.
The parliamentarian's a little strange,
but whatever.
And there's a holiday weekend, so that might also
put a wrench in things, too.
Oh, it's a holiday weekend?
Coming up, right? Next weekend?
Oh, this weekend, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Treasury Secretary Bastinet says
crypto-stable quinoa legislation could be finalized by mid-July.
That's perfect.
And he also said he was going to go,
if Trump asked him to, he would be the Fed chair.
Mr. Powell, too.
I mean, not Mr. Powell.
Bassinet.
To replace Powell.
Which, I don't know.
I haven't done too much detail into Mr. Bassinet, but I know he got money.
Every Treasury Secretary does.
And every bank of governors
they're all loaded
all of them
it's one big family
one big group of wealthy people
deciding the interest rates of everyone else
that's what they'd be doing in these meetings
but um
let's get it fam
let's get it hit that request button I want to see this stage absolutely full.
Down there. Dano, shout out to you, fam.
Dime. Well, the ladies at Steph down there.
Queen Whale right here.
All down here listening. Bunch of new people as well.
I'm loving it, fam.
So how are we going to get to 2100
minutes tonight?
Let's brainstorm this out.
What do we got to do?
We need to get Nick on camera
with the Krispy Kreme.
We need to figure out a way to get that.
Start a marketing campaign.
That's very interesting.
That's a good idea.
Krispy Kreme.
Yeah.
Krispy Kreme.
Check what I pinned up top for you, Kura.
Krispy Kreme packages are secured.
Nick's pregame in a little bit here.
Damn, he just left his house.
Is that close?
Yeah, Nick lives super close to everything, except for a few places.
It's like a college.
There's colleges around, so they got everything.
Everything.
Katie?
Look, are you ordering your Krispy Kremes?
If three people on the stage get Krispy Kremes, I'll get Krispy Kremes.
No, don't need the bill. Thank you. Have a great day.
Donuts secured.
So Nick, that's one.
He said, I don't need to see the bill. I'm so weak.
We'll just assume books ordered it. That's two.
So need one more person to order Krispy Kremes.
On stage.
Or in the space.
Kura, can I pin something to the top?
Absolutely. Sure. Only if you order crispy cream your crispy
cream near you life i've only got my local grocery store but they uh they whip up something pretty
mean in donut form yeah yeah exactly yeah exactly i'm a big fan of the crispy creams but i haven't had them in a long
time but i i do uh i go to the grocery store i'll have my girl or myself i'll grab some of those
donuts from the uh the baker the baker section they bake them daily excuse me so yeah i'll i'll
have some of those usually that's why when i heard Columbo chatting about it yesterday, I was like, ooh, let me stay out of that conversation.
I mean, it could be any glazed donut, really, but if we want the Krispy Kreme sponsorship, it's got to be Krispy Kreme.
So, I saw, Kura, I saw someone with a 600,000 follower account shared this original post.
I couldn't comment on their post because they had it disabled.
Like, unless they followed you, you couldn't comment.
So, I thought, let me just maybe, let's rate the original post and, you know, in a roundabout way, we could extend our viewership, right?
You were asking like how
can we mint out quickly i think uh you know if we're doing raids just as regular regularly as
we're having this good conversation like colombo mentioned um you know just regular old conversation
good vibes and maybe some some high quality raids where we all get involved and and we do like uh
some high quality raids where we all get involved and and we do like uh high quality so like you
know big organic you know just like good conversation you know not a simple one-liner
just like something thoughtful you know some kind of testimonial original human thought exactly
i like that i like that one life we'll be hunting for good raid posts as well. I have a big Twitter list, so I'm going to pull that up.
And see if there's anything about NFT song.
Or fine art.
Or anything.
Or if you're trying to look for the listeners down there.
If you are trying to find a raid tweet, just search it.
Search fine art and go buy latest or nft
and go buy latest and then just check out the accounts raid the big ones boom boom boom boom
that would be good
hey yo kura since you're talking about raiding i just want to throw this in there real quick
i did start up a new raid group bro i'm trying to keep it strictly to only rating and keep the uh first motion chat
keep that the chatting chat and then have this one be straight rate like community raise bro and
i'm trying to help everybody grow their page and connect with each other because yo everyone goes
super hard on books and columbos pages but, but I really feel like, bro, we should all go hard, just as hard on all of each other's pages and get people on the outside like, damn, look at this community, like really tapping with each other, bro.
Like, then they're going to start commenting on your page and then they're going to start joining these spaces.
So if y'all are interested, DM me and I'll get you in that chat.
But like I said, it's a straight rating, bro.
We don't, I'm trying to keep it to no talking no chatting so it's happened teamwork makes the dream work yeah just
remember like every five minutes somebody's waking up somewhere and and they follow someone you know
so if we can you know definitely hit the timeline and get those fresh eyes and ears in here and keep
the vibes up just like colombo said y'all
people are just gonna mint on the vibes so let's talk about vibes instead of this
yeah i was um just answering kuraw's question the high quality raids are definitely gonna
you know bring some fresh eyes and ears in here. So, yeah, 1955 sold.
According to my post, you can see 1,378 remain.
Just think soon we'll have three digits, right?
We'll be less than 1,000.
Less than 1,000 will remain.
That'll be exciting.
That's facts.
That's facts.
We've got to step it up.
Y'all got Bass vast networks on this app.
You've been on here for God knows how long.
Some of you have been only here a couple months.
Some of you have been here for 10, 15, 20 years almost.
Depending on when you started your ex account.
She.
Not going to lie, man.
I see why Nick likes Krispy Kreme so much.
After that in the jumbo, oh, it's like a body to the right about
place yourself a door dash order so Katie can order a box
let's see you also appear we got rich up here. What's good, Rich? Happy Monday to you, fam.
What's poppin'? What's good? What's good? What's good, family?
Good motion, Rich.
Man, what's to y'all? I hope everybody keeping a positive attitude, keeping the energy, you know, in a positive direction.
Me, not too much of nothing, bro. I've been backed up with work, so I've been trying to, you know, play catch up over the past day or two.
So that's why I haven't been really, you know, requesting to come up besides, you know, helping the algorithm and shit, showing support.
But for the most part, bro, I hope everybody, you know, peaceful.
Everybody, you know, mindsets in a positive direction.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We vibing here.
We chilling here. Listen, this is Kuraspe.
We always got the vibes here.
I don't think it's very cool. Kuraspe says,
no, I never have the vibes, right, Mr. Nick?
We always keep it nice in here.
Keep it at a cool temperature.
Nice solid 65 degrees.
Hell yeah.
Alright.
Katie, you got the green light on that Krispy Kreme now.
Go ahead.
You earned it.
Why? Who did it?
It was Reese that did it.
Reese.
Did you really?
Yep, they're on those hundreds.
You don't see.
Katie, you need a few donuts'ts, to be honest.
Let's be honest.
Oh, man.
I kind of do.
There we go.
Oh, hi, Katie.
Listen, you know what I'm excited for?
What are you excited for?
Meet as many people as I can
that aren't creepers
from this app.
Because, yes, we're here to make money.
You know, all of us are,
but we're people at the end of the day.
Everyone has their own lives and they do stuff.
But to meet people IRL is super fun and to be able to do it with this type of art it's like I saw some
photos from this previous NFT NYC thing and I'm like man I'm so glad this is my first um my first nft because i've never minted an nft before because i would be
i don't know like knock on the other nfts but i would just be like proud to be at an event or meet
people irl with this art it's just so sick it's's like somebody handmade it. It's not like, it's just, it's like a, there's a, there's a, there's like a pride to it.
You know, it's not like, I don't know, some of the other ones scare me, but no, that's
what I'm excited for.
Just like, you can like hold your head up high and be like, this is like, I'm a part
of, I'm a part of this.
You know, we all just want interaction at the end of the day anyways
with other human beings. Yeah, we want money. We do.
Human interaction, very important, I will say.
It is. It gives you a cup in your stuff.
And it gets you really motivated, too. It does.
Like, damn, people actually be rolling like that out here. I'm like, holy shit,
it's within reach.
You just gotta fix your mindset,
fix some things, and work on your way there.
100%. It fuels you, you know?
It fuels you to keep going in other areas
of your life, not just, like, on
this app.
You meet people in real life.
You're like, oh my gosh, this person, they're a real person.
And they have a real life.
They don't just, just like chill on spaces i think that's um it's definitely important so i'm excited for that stuff looking forward to it bullish on irelevance like f1 in our basil yeah any i mean
i mean anything you know it's like even no matter
where you're going if you're like with
people that you've spent so much time with
on the space and got to know them
on the space you feel like when we met up
it's like I knew you for years
it's crazy
I would love to meet
Columbo and his wife
and his son.
That would be really cool, too.
Same here, Kate.
Same here.
I want to meet everybody.
That's the goal.
That is the goal.
Hase met up with CRG over the weekend.
How was that?
What'd you guys do?
Just chilled.
Really, I just got high.
You guys hit the hookah?
Yes, sir.
I got like three girls to hit my hookah.
I can't.
Anyways, I'm about to switch over to the computer to request.
Let's get it.
The computer.
Some people be using the computer on spaces, too.
I always forget about that.
I don't like it, to be honest.
The computer in the spaces is strange.
To me.
I like the mobility factor of the phone.
True.
I don't even know. I tried to join a space one time
on my iPad and I could not do it.
It would not let me do it.
There's also the issue
of trying to navigate through the
Jumbotron on my
Apple MacBook.
I can't do it. I can't see more than two posts
in the Jumbo.
We might have a lot up there, I don't know we actually don't have that many we only got five
Five up there Columbo, I like those drawings you did on the dollar bills those look really cool
It's all signed and everything nice sharpie. It's cool
Hey, sorry.
I was away from my phone.
What happened?
I was just liking the dollar bill art.
Oh, cool.
Thanks.
Looks fancy.
Yeah, it's a project called Motion.
It's 3,333 hand-cutting collaged pieces of fine art.
And they're on the salon of blockchain i'm being a smart ass no those are all yeah those are uh some one-liners with
when i say one-liners like i can just leave it alone at one at the one line and it's a one-liner
but i like to add a few other little details like the heart at the top the dollar bill sign on
the forehead and like some other right just so they have some added details but i'm going to
always call them one-liners because that's what i started with and that's what they they are it's
the best way for me to describe it anyways those run for everyone that was doing those 10 clips
um you now have a multi-liner yeah they got a the piece of art plus this these dollars are
um you now have a multi-liner
being thrown in there with some stickers and you know just showing love to those that show love
to us do not spend those dollars either altis said hey i need one of those he didn't do a 10 clip but
guess what you guys have a an artist like myself part of this collection so there's going to always
be something for you guys i'll always make sure that everyone's ending up with pieces of art
so you might not get one this time you might not get it during the mint but yeah i mean i don't even know rich yet and rich rich can attest to this i he ordered
a shirt he ended up getting two shirts for the price of one he's he offered to send it back i
said no man just keep it you can gift it to somebody and so that's the type of person i am so let's go yeah guys you don't meet many people
like that around here especially in web 3 especially in the art space someone as renowned as
mr colombo himself so we appreciate you colombo hell yeah definitely it's not it's not watering
down my art by any means because this is just another form of
my art so that's why i like like i said i like to to work within many uh many mediums so there's
always something there's different price points for everything also yeah that's what i was gonna
say bro i definitely appreciate just uh you know having the entry to own some of your work bro so i definitely
appreciate it 100 like you basically gave us uh you know us poor people opportunity to
to own some cool shit bro and i definitely i'm super appreciative
nah see right there hold on i'm not like please don't take this wrong the wrong way but anyone
that thinks that you're poor let let's change that right now.
Don't ever again say I'm broke, I'm poor.
You always imagine you have money coming.
Like maybe you don't have access to it right now, but it's coming.
You start manifesting that.
Oh, shit, I got.
You start saying, oh, I got $10 million.
It's on its way.
I got $100,000.
It's on its way.
You keep doing that over and over again. You're going to pull that to you instead of saying i'm broke i'm poor and you're you're
telling the universe oh that's you want you want to be broke and poor all right cool that's what
i'm gonna give you that oh you always have hardships you always got something negative
going on all right cool yep here's some more of. That's what you're putting out. I'm going to give it back to you. So that's why I always, I've had homies that have been like broke as fuck.
And then every time I talked to them, this was years ago and they'd be like, Oh, I don't got
money to do that. I'm broke right now. I'm like, why don't you just next time, instead of saying
I'm broke, catch yourself and say, I don't have the money right now but it's
coming and i guarantee well i had a homie hit me up and say someone i told him to do this shit
right i had him i said do this exercise anytime you feel like uh you're you're broke or something
just check yourself and say you know what i got money on the way he hit me up a week later after
he just did this for a week straight and someone that owed him money from some work that he did uh some weed some work it was some
work right the guy owed him six grand he said this dude hit him up years later it was after
that weeks man i'm so bad at telling stories holy shit i'm bad anyways after a week. Man, I'm so bad at telling stories. Holy shit, I'm bad. Anyways, after a week of him doing this shit,
someone that I hadn't spoken to in years
that owed him six bands hit him up
and was like, hey, bro, I got your money for you.
And that was a week after doing that.
And I could get him to come on here
and tell that same exact story.
He's going to tell it better than I did.
But the shit is real.
Manifesting is real.
I do negative manifesting all the time, too.
I just got to check myself.
I go through times where I'm pushing shit away, and I just always have to remind myself or have my homies remind me.
Definitely appreciate that, bro.
I would just hit you with a taste of your own medicine, bro.
You'd be throwing those jokes out.
You'd be going over some of his.
But for the most part, you're going over some of his but
for the most part you absolutely right bro it's power in the tongue yeah you know i definitely agree with everything that you're saying but at the moment you know uh gotta make a i gotta be a
little bit more responsible bro i'm a reckless spender so i gotta you know make some adjustments
but real i definitely appreciate you know just you know make some adjustments but real shit though i definitely
appreciate you know just you know everything that you're doing bro the art the you know the time
that you're taking to you know like showcase to you know show us that you really you know
like for this community so definitely salute to you bro thanks bro yeah i mean it's it's all of
us but um i got a little exercise
for everybody so i used to tell people that just imagine someone handing you stacks of cash
or you you had a couple extra commas in your bank account now that we're all we all are familiar
with crypto wallets just start imagining like oh shit now i got like 500 soul coming in i got a thousand soul coming in start thinking like
that and start just visualizing that shit and i guarantee it's gonna work if you dwell on
something enough you bring it to yourself so you're putting that energy out there kind of like
i'm not religious but i mean i do believe in these things but i don't know i've never been
like full-blown christian or anything like that or catholic um that's where i come from as baptized
catholic i know there's a lot of muslims in in in our group there's christians in our group but
um how i've always looked at it is manifesting is just like when you pray, right? You pray. You don't pray for negativity. You never pray to God like, oh, oh God, I'm so broke. Oh man, I'm broke. Oh, I can't do that. I'm never
going to get that job. I'll never have that house. I'll never have that car. I'll never have a watch.
God, instead you pray to God and you ask for those things. You ask for the opportunity to make it so
that you can have those things. You pray for the opportunity to make it so that you can have those
things. You pray for good health. You pray for all other people's good health and other people's
fortune, right? And what happens? You get that and then you thank God for it, right?
So I've always thought manifesting is the same exact practice. You're putting that good vibe
out there into the universe. So it could be you're giving that vibe to God practice you're putting that good vibe out there into the universe
so it could be you're you put you're giving that vibe to god or you're giving that vibe to the
universe and you're going to get that in return because that's what you're telling the universe
or you're telling god that's what you desire that's what you you would like so it's just
something to think about that's if you don't believe in manifesting but you believe
in praying it's the same exact in my mind it's it's the same energy going out into the ether
so just something to think about absolutely absolutely agree bro like the nature of the
universe is built on reciprocity like whatever you put out you know you'll get that in return
i'm a walking testament to that bro Like manifesting the things that you want
and, you know, whatever, like faith that you say,
you know, your people practice
or whatever term you want to use to describe the creator
or whatever you believe in,
like you'll get it back tenfold.
That's why I'm always, you know,
trying to push out as much positive energy as I possibly
can. Even extracting positivity out of negative situations, bro. You might look at this particular
situation as being negative, but it's so many positive attributes or aspects that you could
pull up out of this situation. So I'm definitely a walking testament to that, bro. Agree with you 100%.
I'm the most...
I haven't had this much peace in my life since I was, what, 14, 15 years old.
So I'm 40 now.
So it took me, like, doing some manifesting in order to get to the point where I'm at in life.
And, you know, like I say, I agree with everything that you're saying.
Hey, Rich, if I can add,
I was going to say the word disparage,
D-I-S-P-A-R-A-G-E.
It means regard or represent
as being of little worth.
I tell people all the time,
never disparage yourself.
You know, words cast spells.
That's why they call it spelling.
So, you know, you spells that's why they call it spelling so you know you absolutely
want to guard your peace and you want to make sure you're manifesting all the beautiful things
you want in your life for yourself and all your loved ones because they see you as the example
well at the end of the day definitely at the end of the day it's a gift to exist
like it's a gift to just purely exist and so everything is positive
Anything negative that you see is negative. It's just a lesson
So you just learn from it and you grow and you get stronger, but it is a gift to exist
Or it's a simulation most definitely. Yeah, it is a simulation. That's why people are able to hack it
But uh, so what i'm currently manifesting. I don't know if you guys want to hear this.
Is it something you're interested in?
I love these talks.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
So I hope I don't ruin this for you, Rich.
So what I'm currently manifesting is Nick to get through all 11.5 boxes of those Krispy
Creams so that we can mint this project out and move
forward with the next steps that we need to take for this project so that's what
I'm manifesting right now is he's gonna get to the end of those without being
hurt and he's a gonna go viral outside of motion he's gonna bring more
attention to motion because yeah I think this a, it's not humanly possible to do this, but I have faith that he's going to be able to execute.
So that's what I'm manifesting.
And see, that's why I said I'm sorry.
I didn't want to.
How many minutes do we have to get to tonight for me, Hura, Nick, and we'll pick two other people to go on livestream and have an eating competition.
Who can eat the most donuts the fastest?
I can't.
I can't do that.
Khura's on a health thing now.
Okay.
Minus Khura.
Katie, well, if you do it, Katie, I'll do it.
But there has to be like...
Swimsuits only.
Swimsuits only.
So, Nick too? Nick in a bikini?
Let's see.
Katie and Nick in a bikini. I'll put a bikini on.
I'll do it too.
You guys are funny.
I didn't order mine yet.
I think it would scare people if it did that, to be honest.
What the hell is this mentally challenged person on the internet for?
Kura, we actually might mint out if we do that.
True.
Kura live streaming in a bikini.
Fire.
Pass me an American flag one, though.
Heels, heels, Hikura.
No, no, no.
Hikura, I'm ordering your bikini.
It's a done deal. DM me your address.
We're going to get you set up with a nice bikini we meant to know.
Listen, Krispy Kreme boy, how many donuts you eat so far?
Wouldn't you like to know how many I ate so far, huh?
Wouldn't you like to know?
I already had, had like three or four
already. I'm just spitballing here.
No, no,
no. As much as
you don't believe me,
I only got one today just
to mentally prepare for what's coming.
How about how you go
to Krispy Kreme and get just
one donut?
Look, because if I'm going to kill myself with sugar,
I need to pace myself.
Considering it's not three boxes you're asking me to go through
and it's multiple boxes,
I need to at least, you know,
get one donut in my system per day
so that when the big day comes,
I'm going to be Gucci.
Wait, you got one donut or one box?
One box. Stop Stop it Kuro
It has to be a box
One donut
He said I know
That one donut
That's what I'm saying
He capped him 100%
He got one dozen boxes
Or like the baker's dozen.
I swear it was one donut.
I swear it was one donut.
One donut with an iced tea.
Iced tea.
Guys, have you ever had, they have it at the Big E in Boston.
Oh, sorry.
Springfield, Massachusetts.
It is a donut cheeseburger.
I've never been to the Big E, but I want to go check it out now.
It's actually insanely good.
They put two donuts and they put, you know, regular beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion.
And the buns are glazed donuts.
It is so good.
It's not even funny.
It's a heart attack in a bite.
But it's delicious.
It's delicious.
Can you even, like, swallow the thing?
I mean, you can swallow
two bites, but it's
once every five-year thing.
You guys don't live. Kitty Cab never lives.
Once every five years,
I'll go just dabble in my
donut sandwich.
Yeah, but I feel good when I don't eat
garbage.
I feel good when I don't eat garbage. Yeah, I feel good when I don't eat garbage.
I feel so good when my head's clear.
If I eat, like, two Krispy Kremes tonight, I'm waking up sluggish.
And I'm, like, I'm pushing through my workout.
If I don't eat it and I just chug a bunch of water, I'm waking up.
I'm on fire.
I'm like, yeah, let's go.
It just drags me down.
Interesting. I'm like, yeah, let's go. It just drags me down. But I do, I do enjoy sugar for sure.
Books, seven cooks, seven sugar cookies, one sitting, I would vomit. But I do enjoy Cookies and donuts. Just on occasion. Cookies, donuts.
Cookie, cookie.
Who sings that song?
Cookie Monster?
No, you sing it.
Cookie Monster.
C is for cookie.
Yes.
You're done not for me.
Okay, I have a child crying.
I'll be back.
Hey, Cap, are you in here? i don't know about you but i'm
gonna walk three miles tonight on the treadmill because they're talking about donuts so much
oh shit yeah we guys listen we've been we've been talking about he's on a 12 incline also so
for an hour the full three miles walking walking it, like speed walking though,
because I'm still nervous
after my whole ball thing to run.
But I'm going to do my
three miles on a huge incline.
Nice.
And I'm going to think about all these
Krispy Kremes.
You said a huge incline?
I did that this morning.
That's why I don't want to.
I did that this morning. That's why I don't want to. I did that this morning.
That's why I don't want to eat them.
Convince me not to, Colombo.
Wait, what did you do this morning?
The treadmill?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Every morning.
Okay, okay, okay.
I thought you were saying like the donuts.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, no, I'm about to heat up my sauna in a minute.
Oh, it's an at-home sauna sauna like one of those pop-up ones
it was kind of nasty so I threw it away
go hit that request button fam
where y'all at
let's get some new people up here some fresh speakers
but i am gonna go get a sweet heat pizza from this place called tudow in your honor kura
because uh that whole thing yesterday or two days ago i can't stop thinking about it so dude
that's what we're doing that's you're gonna like that you're gonna that. That's why you're walking, huh?
Is that with the Mike's Hot Honey on it?
Yeah.
It is so good.
Yeah, it is.
It's not from Prince Street.
I'm going to this other place, but it's fire.
It's good.
I think it might be a little better, but it's still same flavor profile.
I need to get good pizza.
I haven't had good pizza in a while.
Yeah, it's hard to find. Well, I'm in California, so the pizza's
like not good.
It really is bad compared to East Coast
pizza.
Yeah, I was in Boston. There's a couple of good pizza places that i would go to and i went back home saw my parents
for something i remember getting like a pizza on the way to my dad's house once it was like
the worst fucking pizza that i had in like a long time i don't think I've eaten pizza since then
mark it was a Greek pizza made in a pan
so like most people's body fat percentage is like out of spec and that being the that being the case none of you should
be really doing any high impact cardio it should all be like cycling and swimming bullshit to be
honest every one pound of weight above a joint is like four feet pound of force on that joint
so unless your body fat percentage is on point, you need to stay away from the high-impact cardio.
It's like putting miles on your knees in the same way people put miles on their tires.
Yeah, I agree with that, especially because everybody's running in standard footwear.
It impedes the foot's natural way to move, so our feet are not strong enough to support any of our weight because we've been wearing
running shoes all our lives.
I met up with a chiropractor when I was in
New York. He gave me
the name of
the best shoe
out there. If your sole,
well, I guess here's the trick to it, I guess.
If the sole's hard to bend,
then your feet's
cooked. Your foot's cooked. But if it's easy to bend, then your feet's cooked. Your foot's cooked.
But if it's easy to bend and you get more of that muscle movement in your foot,
your feet will get a lot stronger and everything like that.
FYI.
What was it called?
Let me see.
I think I took a picture.
I don't run on the treadmill.
I fast walk, but I do other exercise too. But good picture i don't run on the treadmill i fast walk but i do other exercise
too but yeah i don't run i walk for that exact reason that whoever just said that said
yeah the other i used to run like a madman i lived in downtown boston like i'm talking like
10 miles a day i'm just like fucking retarded. That's why my knee hurts.
That's why I stopped.
I wasn't even like a runner like that either before I lived in Boston.
Like, I hated long distance running.
But my gym was like on the other side of the city.
And there was a point in time where like the specific training.
Yo, real quick, guys.
Moses made a sick post I just retweeted.
I'm going to put it up top for you guys.
Hell yeah.
It's pretty freaking dope.
Yeah.
And, Books, real quick, please check your text message.
I just sent you some absolute fire that I need you to laugh about,
but you don't have to say it out loud.
That's amazing, bro.
That is amazing, bro.
That is amazing, bro.
That's amazing, bro.
Can I please say it?
No, just wait.
Later, do it so they don't know it's me.
Later, do it so they don't know it's me.
I just saw this on the timeline, babe, randomly.
Can you buy me one of these?
Lejubu?
Yeah.
It's a Hasidic Lejubu.
You might as well just post it in the...
Post it in the Discord.
I want the Hasidic Lejubu.
You'll get me one.
The Lejubu?
Oh, my God.
The Lejubu? The LeJuboo?
The LeJuboo?
He's stealing other people's ideas.
Hey, you know what Jackie ordered?
It's actually too funny.
Jackie got some, like, what do you call them, accessories.
And she got one of the hands that go over the other hands.
It's a middle finger.
Super cute.
So hers are going to be flipping off.
So cute.
But no, I bet those Lejubus do good.
I know you did.
I'm about to open up a TikTok shop.
Zoddy's for sure going to grab a couple of those.
I just sent it to him and said, can you buy me
one of these?
Azadi's book, Sugar Daddy.
Can you buy me one of these? Let's see what he says.
He would buy. He'd probably buy
a bunch.
That's so funny.
I love how Book says,
Babe, babe, can I get one of these?
And then the next person is Azadi.
She said no, so he goes to Azadi.
She's like, ah, no.
Okay, hang on.
Let me get up Azadi.
The jewel curls are great.
It's like, all right.
Like, it's high quality and all that.
It's just funny bro Is it the one with yellow writing books?
Yeah
Yeah I saw it bro
That's funny as shit
I'm surprised actually it's not a coin
let me go to deck screener real quick
it won't do good
yes it will
I don't think so
times are fucked up right now bro
despite that fact
someone just minted two more
by the way I'm going to tell y'all right now
that Saudis Habibi's team
ain't giving up on, uh, that
that Arab cat token.
They're gonna try, yo.
I fucking love those guys, bro.
Like, on some real shit, man.
They're not scammers,
and they're trying, yo.
So I'm gonna support them. I don't give a fuck.
Hell yeah, man. Let give a fuck. Hell yeah.
Let's get it.
Run that.
Let's run that up.
For real.
And if it goes good, yo, I'm going to give mad people fucking a huge giveaway off it.
I'm going to try to even get the community to get an airdrop of it.
But obviously it's got to succeed.
They can't fucking go airdrop the whole community and get dumped on.
I wouldn't even want them to.
But those guys are fucking solid.
That's like tea in those guys, right?
Yeah, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't fucking talk shit about people.
They don't bother people.
They're fucking cool as hell
holy shit what happened nothing i'm just looking at kai sanat's streaming income from last month do you like him i don't
like him yo um and what do you mean in like like his personality or like everything i don't even
get i don't be real with you i don't get it bro he had a ton of people i mean well early on i don't
i don't i don't really watch streamers so first all, I couldn't tell you the appeal of watching somebody in their bedroom do things,
especially when I word it like that.
That sounds even worse.
But my thing with it is it's like, you know, when he first got like popping,
he started having a lot of like famous rappers on and like you know just random like
tiktok celebrities like you know what i mean that would bring people like to him you know what i
mean and he'd have them do stuff like he had this whole stream like i the first one of the first
ones i saw that really popped off was he had g herbo on his stream and uh in a magician and he made like the magician do a bunch
of shit to g like to g herbo like all these different tricks and like shit and obviously
like you know being fucking little herb he was super funny through the whole entire thing and
he barely had to do anything for the entire stream and it was basically herbal actual herb yeah yeah his name's herbert herbert's cap it's probably have you seen the conspiracies of he's uh one of diddy's kids that
no one knows about they do the side by sides i mean he does kind of yeah i mean i wouldn't
it looks exactly like yeah i was gonna say side by side and he's got like the same complexion like
like everything it looks like a family member Side by side. And he's got, like, the same complexion, like, everything.
He looks like a family member.
All right, the pizza spot is closed, so this is fucked.
Chinese food.
No, bro, I eat fucking Asian food, like, 20 times a week.
I'm over it.
Middle Eastern, bro, get kebabs and you're good.
Yeah, I know. I just literally had that on Friday.
I don't want that either.
I want American food like barbecue. I was literally going to say brisket.
I literally told Jackie
cornbread.
Yeah, Jackie makes fucking steak every day too
and I'm like, I don't want steak either.
I'm so over it.
Let me guess you don't eat pork either.
No, I'll eat pork sometimes. I don't really like to eat pork yeah yeah yeah we don't eat it that often it's like very rare yeah I don't know I eat
a lot of steak I'm like so bored of it yeah I'm not like a big fan of birds
either I don't know what it is like I like chicken obviously but I don not like a big fan of birds either I don't know what it is I like chicken obviously
But I don't like
Like duck and all that
Cora when you come back
I'm gonna take you to that spot
Best chicken you'll have in your fucking life
Oh yeah they have a really cool chicken joint
And they got really good duck
Duck and chicken and all that
They have the Fagwa books
Vegas I'm gonna take you off for some goose liver Goose liver good duck. Duck and chicken and all that. They have the fargoa books.
Vegas, I'm going to take you off for some goose liver.
Goose liver?
Goose liver.
Best meat you'll ever have.
Tender? Yes. That's fargoa.
Is that fargoa? I thought fargoa was like when they made the duck really, really
fat. I don't know what I thought.
They pump the liver with water.
Oh, is that what it is? They make the liver really fat?
Columbo would
know more, bro.
Yeah, they get it like...
No, I don't eat that.
Well, we'll find out.
The liver?
Oh, it can be made out of duck or goose liver.
Moose liver.
Yo, goose liver. Goose liver.
Yo, goose liver is the best meat you will have, bro.
Like, that shit is better than fucking filet mignon, bro.
It's better than a bone-in ribeye.
It's so good, bro.
Oh, shit.
I agree with you.
Good goose liver.
So where I get it is a spot called Blossom in Vegas.
Yeah, Vegas always got the top quality seafood over there.
Everything.
Import all that stuff.
Fucking love Vegas.
Liver is like alpha foods. All the alpha carnivores go for the liver first.
Like the liver king?
Well, I don't know about him.
He's a little bit strange, but...
He went for Joe Rogan first.
Yeah, he's a little strange, that dude.
You heard about that?
Mm-hmm.
Yo, he got arrested, then he got out, then he got arrested.
I don't know. I think the guy's having a mental breakdown or something. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, he got arrested, then he got out, then he got arrested.
I don't know.
I think the guy's having, like, a mental breakdown or something.
Like, Joe Rogan won't let him on his podcast,
and he's like, y'all, wants to meet up with him,
and it ain't happening.
So it's embarrassing.
And he lied, too.
He's like, yeah, just eat raw, whatever.
Labor and all these other things. And he was taking all this other stuff and just capping yo and for the record which is really
honestly good for you in moderation but if you do it as much as him it's probably not great
yeah it's probably like some elevated crazy ass levels of something in his system
and plus like who the fuck wants to eat raw
meat it's like testicles and like kidneys and shit all the time yeah i don't know just take a bite
into it like an apple like hell no they gotta be seasoned cooked i love raw meat
raw meat all the time i'm like oh my god i can't i i make my own sashimi i live pretty
close to the ocean so i eat quite a bit so i'm sorry sashimi
you know like oh yeah what what is that so if you've ever been to a sushi restaurant, it's the raw fish that they slice
very thinly.
They serve it with
ginger,
pickled ginger, avocado,
sesame seeds, stuff like that.
Yeah, fuck that.
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
Sashimi?
Oh, yeah. I like sashimi more than sushi.
So sashimi just cut up fish, right?
In small pieces or layers or whatever.
It's frozen, so it gets rid of any kind of parasites.
At least that's how the Japanese do it.
It destroys the bacteria.
Yeah.
What destroys the bacteria?
The freezing.
Ginger.
Oh, yeah.
Ginger.
Ginger.
Also, that's why you... Ginger, wasabi.
Mix that in there.
They kill all that.
Yo, the first time I've ever seen wasabi,
I didn't know, bro.
So you can only imagine.
Oh, my God, books.
You can only imagine. Bro so you can only imagine oh my god looks you can only imagine I didn't know bro this looks like something just like like Nickelodeon this looks like some Nickelodeon
slime like some candy paste yep the whole thing bro the whole ball the whole entire ball. Yeah. That'll do it. That was very spicy.
All your sinuses cleaned out, eyes watering, runny nose.
Michael got me with that.
The whole ball, bro.
Who's like the real sushi expert in here?
I need something cleared up.
Probably me or Columbo.
Okay.
I eat quite a bit, too.
No, I mean the way you're supposed to eat it, up probably me or colombo okay i eat quite a bit too no like i mean i mean like in the truth like
the really like the way you're supposed to eat it like to get the full experience i see it like
because i don't do this i kind of like do my own thing but i always see people like throwing the
whole glob of like wasabi into the soy sauce and then like i do that and then mixing it up and then just like
dunking their sushi into soy sauce i do that but not the whole blob of wasabi like a piece
is that like something because i see people do it all the time like is that something that
people like do like is that something i mean i guess it is because you said you do it but I've always thought that was crazy cuz I don't actually pretty much
it's pretty good I know that there's they do that to clear the palate I think
also am I wrong I'll clear your palate bro and I thought that's what the ginger was for oh yeah i thought the ginger was
to like clear your palate like i don't know in between different roles and stuff
yo someone just wrote shout out dal kwan do buffalo papito future forbes. I don't even know who it is.
I swear to God that they saw me
at NFT NYC.
I don't even know who the guy is.
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
They just beat DM you?
Hey, I just saw you.
He straight up saw me at the party.
I'm going to read the tweet.
GM Happy Mutant Monday.
Had an amazing couple days at not NFT NYC.
So many legends in town.
It was amazing to meet you all.
Shout out 0xBuffalo.
Fuck it, Prode.
Not NFT NYC.
Lorelord.
I am Papito.
Future Forbes.
And then at Dow Kwon Do.
And after my name, he wrote, rolling through heavy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. That's my name, he wrote Rollin' Through Heavy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
That's gotta be one of Amps boys, bro.
I've never seen him.
Huh?
Like, wait, there's a picture of it?
Send it to me, folks.
No, there's no picture.
There's no picture, but he put Rollin' Through Heavy for books.
My God.
I don't remember this guy.
Oh, it wasn't who I thought it was damn
I don't know who that is
that's funny
that is funny
it's so funny, yo.
Where's Kuro at?
Yo, yo.
What's that, books?
You take some of that octopus on the flight?
Absolutely not.
They won't let you have food
past the checkpoint.
You can hide that shit in your cheek, bro,
like a fucking squirrel, bro.
Oh, yeah, totally.
That would be a weird thing to hold in your mouth.
You never boofed, like, a hot dog through security
at the airport when you were hungry?
Well, if it would be anything, it would have to be one of them Johnsonville brats.
Because that's like the best one.
Well, why would you do that?
You bring your own food to the movie theater, Kura?
Yo, I do sometimes, bro.
I'd be rolling up with a whole five piece from Popeye's sometimes.
To the movie theater?
Yeah, instead of buying the one in Popbo. You ain't buying the shit at the movie theater, you crazy? No, but chicken at the movie theater? Yeah, instead of buying the popcorn.
You ain't buying the shit
at the movie theater.
Chicken at the movie theater?
Maybe if you're going
to one of those
deluxe movie theaters
where you can order a steak
and drinks and all that.
That's lit.
Nah, showcase cinemas, bro.
Now they actually have
pretty good food
at the movie theaters
for about the same price
the way you pay for restaurants.
Actually, not bad.
But Nathan's
chicken and fries with the cheese sauce?
Watching, like,
Final Destination? It slaps.
When's the last time one of those movies came out?
What is it?
Final Destination?
Yeah, the new one came out.
There's a new one?
Yep.
The CGI's gotta be fucking sick on those movies now.
Oh, dude, it's such a good movie.
Yo, CGI's got worse over the years, bro.
I swear to God.
Huh?
I swear CGI's worse now than it ever was.
Like, it should be better, I feel like.
But now it's worse than older movies.
Like, it looks amazing now, no?
I think the opposite.
I mean, I don't know about the latest possible movies
But some of the newer stuff recently has been terrible
Like especially
Hit up CRG yesterday. I was like what you doing? He's like we're watching Squid Game
I didn't know he meant there was a new season five minutes later, I text him back, we're watching Squid Game 2.
We were all laughing.
There's a new season for Squid Game?
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Let's go.
I'm binging that tonight.
That's happening.
There's only, what, six episodes?
Six hours?
Yeah.
Fuck it.
Watch some fucking...
You didn't watch The Lord of the Rings yet, have you?
The Squid Game's good. Oh, hell, have you? This good game is good.
Oh, hell yeah.
It is good?
Oh, yeah.
Yes.
I mean, that shit went popular
internationally.
Mega, super popular
yo be prepared to lock in though you're gonna get hooked you're gonna binge watch that shit watch I don't like that shit I watching that shit but watching
what I got time to watch out bro I mean, maybe one episode here, one episode there.
You know?
Not like binge it, you know?
But here and there, maybe.
Hey, books.
No, once you start watching it, books, I think you'll-
Hold on, hold on.
I can't hear you guys.
I can't hear you guys.
Someone, Nico, someone else was talking.
I didn't hear them speaking, bro, my bad.
Hold on, let me, what'd they say?
Well.
Was it me saying I sent you a picture?
All right, I'll check it out.
Thank you, Spice Kitty.
You're welcome, Booksy.
This is me.
Hi, too, I'm back.
Sorry, I need the break.
What's up, Spice Kitty?
Hey.
Hey.
I'm just chilling. Yeah, Spice Kitty, we've got to get you the works done.
We're going to get you the works.
I think the motion, perfect size pepperoni nipples for the motion.
We're going to get you the same works.
It's exactly what I said it would be, Space Kitty.
Get her the Kylie.
We're going to need to put.
We're going to need the Kylie Jenner.
We're going to need.
We don't have to break it down.
It would be a surprise.
We need to fix a flat rebar and concrete.
We need a lift.
We need a whole bunch going on in there.
Hey, books, don't.
Nah, I'm playing with you, Queen.
I got you, y'all.
We're going to make this shit happen.
We're going to make your dreams come true, baby girl.
I want London to watch so we can take a picture with it with a watch.
Listen, but we could take a picture with the watch. We could put a picture with it with a watch listen but we could take a picture with
the watch so we're mooning we could put a picture with the watch next to the nips yeah yeah because
i want i want to have the matching watch because i'm gonna have them forever you know so i might
as well you know i just got you we got you space kitty we're gonna make your dreams i'm down let's
find out let's find an artist that's a good one and also If you got access to some kind of numbing jelly. I don't know.
But I feel like a tattoo needle on my aerial is not going to feel the best.
So if you got anything for numbing.
Because I'm not a dope head.
So I don't have that.
If you know any though.
We got you.
Can't be addicted.
It's got to be surgery.
We got Dr. Num.
We got it all.
Okay.
Yeah.
Just make sure I don't feel this shit.
And I don't get raped going back to wherever I'm sleeping it off until the follow-up.
Okay, that's your job. That's all you gotta do. Just make sure I'm good and I don't get harassed.
And then we can take lots of pictures with them. We can take professionals. I don't care.
We got you. We're even gonna get you a watch to go on the nipple.
Like where the watch sits on the nipple type of thing. Like a mini watch. Like a boo-boo watch where we're gonna the tit on the nipple like with a watch sits on the nipple type of thing like a mini watch like a la boo boo watch we're gonna put it on the nipple oh we should put it on a
chain you know them old school like necklace watches like the vintage ones those are coming
back i swear to god they are they're so cool hear me out hear me out on this ready okay i'm ready
so a nipple ring but it's a rolex nipple ring with a motion pfp on the on the dial we're gonna have
to really make sure i don't feel that because this one time all right there was this guy and
he wanted to take me on a date but my biological dad who was a complete psychopath well he was a
piercing artist and a tattoo artist and stuff was one of his many jacks of all trades kind of thing
anyway he's a gifted artist and this guy wanted to take me on a date and it really
all was i swear to god this guy was not he was too old to be taking me on a date and really took all of this. I swear to God, this guy was not.
He was too old to be taking me on a date because, well, I was, well, I hadn't graduated high school yet.
And I didn't want to go with him.
But he worked for my dad.
So my dad kind of wanted me to.
And by kind, I mean I didn't have a choice.
I had to go on a date with this guy.
And I didn't want to go.
And he wouldn't hear me out.
So I agreed that I'd only go if, because he thought he was Mr. Tough Stuff Mr.
Construction Worker if he would let my dad tattoo his nipples well I'll never forget the look on his
face when he saw Jesus and uh because he did it that dumb son of a bitch and then I ignored him
the whole night I was pissed like I am not fucking for sale and um yeah but, but no, but he definitely met Jesus that day.
And so I'm pretty sure it's like nipple piercings are a fast track to meet your savior.
So I'm just saying, we're going to have to, if we're going with the ring situation.
They have stuff for that space.
I need to not do that.
I don't want to die.
It's called local anesthesia.
Well, this guy didn't have it.
Well, this guy didn't have it.
And he met Jesus that day.
He met Jesus that day and I'm scared.
And I'm scared.
Because he's going to want me to explain why I'm putting that in my nippy and I don't want to explain that.
They also make a cream that literally just numbs it up too.
People use it when they get laser hair and hair and hair and shit.
I have my lip pierced.
I have my lip piercings. I have my lip pierced. I have my lip piercings. I like holes.
I pierced my ear ones like
eight or nine times in a row trying to get it straight.
Yep.
I don't mind holes. It's fine.
Hell yeah.
Let's go.
Freaking Space Kid E-Legend.
Putting in that work.
Getting in that nice
needed rest. That's for sure.
That is for sure.
But you're the best queen.
We take care of you.
You ever heard a story like that books?
Like I'll go on a date with you but you call it my dad pierced your nipples.
That's crazy.
That's wild.
It's got to be a down sound thing. It's got to be a down sound thing.
It's got to be like,
or, you know what?
I have an idea what it is.
It's basically just like
someone's like pain, I think.
That's what it is.
Books doesn't even know
the color of his dad's eyes,
so I don't think he
experienced that.
What the hell?
You're not under,
do you not understand
what that is?
Who, me?
Not knowing the color.
Yeah.
Arab is too scared to look at that in the eyes,
you know?
Yeah.
That's what I just said.
that color is green.
Oh man.
So that's what I missed.
That must be why I was always in trouble.
I am all fight and no fear.
Okay. That must be why I was always in trouble. I am all fight and no fear. We miss you, Space Kitty.
Nobody gets the mints like you get the mints, Space Kitty.
Well, I'm back.
I'm going to be working for you on Tuesday through Friday, starting at 1 o'clock.
Tuesday through Friday. I want you working 9 to 9 every day.
9 p.m. and 9 a.m.
That's fine, because my job's for sale.
What kind of job you got?
What kind of job you got?
I'm a broker.
What kind of broker are you doing?
The not fun kind?
Not the kind of broker I deal with.
I'm going to say no, just because I don't want...
I don't deal with brokers.
I can't have any of it looking like it's funny.
I don't deal with brokers. I'm Farmer Direct.
Okay, that's good. Yeah, not the kind you deal with.
Yes.
Let me know one thing, Space Kitty.
Are you going to be headed to the mutton busting competition this weekend?
Muttin busting?
I heard of busting biscuits, but that's what you look like if your pants don't fit.
You ain't never been mutton busting?
Well, I'm going to take you mutton busting.
Is it? I have a question mutton buster. Is it?
I have a question.
Whose muttons is it?
Because I'm a little scared.
Because I don't want it to be mine, you know?
A mutton is a lamb, a sheep.
Yep, I'm just trying to make sure I'm not that lamb or sheep being led by a shepherd to some place.
You ride that lamb or sheep like it's a doggone horse.
Okay, I'm just making sure.
You never know.
You never know.
I've been called lots of things in my lifetime, so.
Space kitty.
Yeah.
My goodness, space kitty.
If you can't get your nipples
pairs, you know, it doesn't hurt too bad.
We agreed on the tattoo.
We agreed on the image.
Another reason why I hate Connecticut is up top.
What?
What about
hating Connecticut?
They just banned Bitcoin
reserves for the state or any investment in digital assets.
You should move because they sound retarded.
Yeah, that just, what was going to happen there, I'll tell you, is someone else going to win and reverse whatever the fuck that is.
So I'm not too worried about it.
As long as Trump ain't a liar like Elon Musk says he is.
And he don't end up fucking us over
some ways or not.
Now if Elon is
right, we're fucked
all the way. And we're gonna see a whole
lot more bad shit happen. You see,
the rich get richer, the poor get
poorer. So, we're gonna
find ourselves in a doggone
situation where we're
fucked. It was voted through by their state
representatives, so I don't know if it can get
overturned like that easily.
Well, I truly hope that that
don't really happen to us.
That's just Connecticut.
Connecticut's stupid, bro.
Yeah, I mean, this is the dumbest people
ever.
Yeah, let me ask you a sec. Connecticut is stupid, bro. This is the dumbest people ever. They're scared of things they don't know.
Connecticut is the hub of crypto scammers.
I'll tell you right now.
For the United States of America, the majority of crypto scammers I've met,
I'm talking about 2021, a billion dollars worth of USDT from
scamming, I would say
the majority lie
right in Connecticut.
I'd love for that to be the case.
It is the case.
It is the case.
The biggest scammers
are living live in Connecticut.
I don't doubt it for a second.
Russ Davis and Justin Mayer.
A whole group of them.
Where did A.T.H. Kate go?
Anybody know where A.T.H. Kate went?
I don't know. Where'd she go?
Where did A.T.H. Kate go?
Can we get A.T.H. Kate in here?
Is it because of me?
No, it's not. She loves you. She loves everybody.
Okay, that's good.
Because I liked her. I was about to say, that'd be
not good.
Yeah, I didn't even know her or Dom.
I had no idea either one of them, honestly,
had anything to do with motion at all.
To be honest with you, up until
just the last day or two
my bad you know you know it just hurts for a minute i went down to the local krogers over
there and there was a nice fella that pierced my nipples for me a long time ago. And all they got to do is flick them, get them nice and hard.
They pierce that sucker with a spear.
Wait, why would you want to get it hard for them?
Don't even worry. All nipples are
really cartilage. It feels
just like your ear pierced.
Do you want it to be hard?
I don't know.
I'm saying you are a perfect candidate.
I'm going to tell you right now.
You look at Hasse or Seabares BFP.
Look at Nicks.
Look at Kouraz.
Now, you see the nose?
You see the nose?
Imagine a ring hanging out that nose.
But it's on the nose.
Yeah, we're making little motion bulls.
Are we making motion bulls?
Rodeo bulls.
Rodeo bulls.
Now, you go to the rodeo.
You flash them titties out.
One's pierced.
One's not.
And them things are shaking and jumping up and down
on a donkey. You're gonna be
even. You're gonna be showgirl
of the south. They're gonna love you out
there. You'll be the sensation.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to, once I get these boobs, I'm gonna
have to practice the windmill situation. I always
want to do that. I got you, space kitty.
You gonna
wanna get them nipples nice and hard because
if and you don't,
if and you don't,
then they're going to turn out sideways
and you want them to be perpendicular.
Oh, is that why you do that?
Oh, that makes sense. Now, we got a country girl
like you. We could do so
much good stuff from Ocean. We could have
you on the Marlboro commercials.
Okay.
Oh, yes.
And we got ATH Kate to help.
And we got ATH Kate to help us.
We can do a live art exhibit in Art Basel with Space Kitty.
Oh, you know, we could do that, actually, probably.
Wait, did they allow you to be outside topless down there?
No, because I'm going to get...
Oh, they allow it. Oh, yes. We'll have it outside topless down there or no? They allow it.
We make the rules
where we go, sweetheart.
We need that in the contract that basically says
anytime I get put
in jail for promoting motion
with my things in motion
outside of my shirt,
you bail me out.
You could do
Space Kitty.
You could do something like maybe getting everybody to mint 10 each.
And every time somebody mints 10, you send them a doggone selfie.
Yeah.
There's not that many mint left to mint.
But I got to figure out which legendary is going to go on there.
Because, see, here's the thing.
We got to make sure we pick the right one.
And that's difficult. Because, I mean, one, how are we going to go on there. Because see, here's the thing. We've got to make sure we pick the right one. And that's difficult because, I mean,
one, how are we going to get it?
And two, I mean, we've got
to make sure it's the right one with the right colors. We don't want
one on there that don't look right. It's got to be like
a very clear, distinguished face.
It needs to be the right color because, like,
if we use red, I don't even look good in that.
That's not going to be tight. So, like, we've got to put
some thought into this. There's a legendary coming soon.
You know where? Because we need to get it, Bugs. We're going to be tight. There's a legendary coming soon. You know where?
Because we need to get it, Bugs.
We need to hijack it.
I'm telling you, there's a legendary coming very soon.
And we've got D-Star in the building.
We've got to give D-Star some motion.
I can't believe D-Star didn't get himself some motion.
D-Star, get up here.
You didn't get some motion.
D-Star, hit that request button.
We're going to take a quick shower.
Nick, hold that down.
We've got A-T-H-K.
A-T-H-K, can you talk like a guy
dog on Hillbilly 2 or not?
Yeah, but I'm not going to.
Why not?
Here's the thing.
Because I used to when I was living in upstate New York.
You used to talk like that and change it?
What am I doing with tassels?
You changed your voice when you used to live up there versus now?
Not changed.
But your accent has changed?
A little bit, yeah.
Can we hear a little bit of the old one?
It wasn't like that. I'll tell you that
right now.
What was it like?
Where was you from?
Boston, but
I lived up to me. Oh, you didn't sound like this then, for sure.
No, no, no.
Where are you from?
East Tennessee.
Okay, yeah.
East Tennessee, yeah.
East Tennessee, yeah.
That's a strong accent.
All you got to do is... I don't mask it at night when I'm smoking weed.
That's about when you hear it.
You don't really hear it all through the day,
but then I get high and then it's like, well.
Like tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only
Tennessee.
Telling you, space kitty,
all you got to do is cover that nipple.
No law enforcement is going to come
after you as long as you got a Rolex
covered your nipple.
I doubt it.
And they might be impressed.
You just cover that little nipple.
Not these boys out here. Well, You just cover that little nipple. Not around here.
Not these boys out here.
Well, you just pierce that nipple.
You cover it with a Rolex emblem.
That's all you got to do.
And you could free them tatas all you want.
Well, there's some places you can, but there's mostly just places you can't.
Pretty much.
Tell you what.
If you do it, I'll do it.
Okay? I'm already
gonna do it. What you mean if I do it?
I'm already doing it. Okay, I'm not gonna do it.
For no reason. Nope. No takebacks.
Hey, somebody mute him. He can't talk anymore.
He can't take that back. Somebody clip it also.
Put it in the group chat when everybody
witnessed it so he can't take it back.
There's two or more gathered. Yep.
We're in agreement. We agree.
Thanks, Kitty.
You ever been to Foxy Floodgate?
No, I don't even know what that is.
You've never been to Foxy Floodgate?
Where's that?
And what is it?
It's right next to Crime City over there by the Brutal Boxcars.
Oh, no.
You've really never been to Crime City?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Crime City.
I live in Crime City.
Over by Brutal Boxcars, Utopia, Outlaw, Oasis.
I thought you were from the South.
I am.
So how have you not been there?
It's complicated.
Introvert.
Complicated?
What the hell?
Yep.
Yep.
You could even get some double-sided tape and just make that happen.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what I do.
What are you doing with double-sided tape?
Did I say that out loud?
I tape my nipples right to my shirt with double-sided tape to hold them down to the shirt so they don't pop out.
Sometimes I use Velcro.
But Velcro don't stick too well.
Sounds like a problem I don't have yet.
Hey, how many mints do we got anyway?
Around about 60%, I'll say, last I checked.
All right, tomorrow's Tuesday.
Now, I work in the office tomorrow, and I usually wouldn't.
I had to switch it up.
But I'll probably still open it and have
mommy run it just for a little while
with me.
She'll just have to handle
most of speaking for the first
hour, maybe two
at most.
Yeah, we're still good for
tomorrow.
We'll get to work on it.
We're not making fun of you, Space Kitty.
We're just embracing your southern
family. You can make fun of me if you want to. I know how to sell these.
As long as I can do it. I mean, you guys still put respect on it, even if you want to make fun of me.
Hell yeah, you do. Hell yeah, you do.
Much love. Yeah, I'm not dumb. I'm just a little bit
high. You can hear my accent.
I'm in the shower and I gotta say I got
bigger titties.
That's cute.
I'm just saying that.
What did you just say?
I know you got bigger titties than me.
Is that what you said? I hope that's what you said.
That's not a good thing
Korai. I'll keep catching myself.
They can't be that bad.
Oh, Ku-Rai's?
Oh, Spice Fitties.
No, they're not.
I didn't say they were bad.
No one said they were bad.
I do it all the time, so it don't matter.
The guy posted something in the...
I posted folks up to send a picture or something.
I said, well, I already posted it.
And Ku-Rai mentioned he said, did you really
post that? I was like,
uh... I would never
share or post. You'd never have to worry about
some shit like that when we speak, Skitty, ever in your life.
No, he was laughing
at the fact that I posted it. I know you would.
Yeah, no,
he was laughing at the fact that he
missed me. He was like, did you really post that?
I was like, uh, yeah. He missed me. He was like, did you really post that? I was like, yeah.
Was I not supposed to?
I didn't see.
I'm going to go see.
Oh, I took it down now.
It's crazy when I reported it because I was completely naked in the bathtub.
Oh, wait on that.
Yeah.
What?
What did we miss?
Holy shit.
Kuro is just...
Kuro is like a bear.
He's just getting ready for winter.
He's just stacking up that bear belly, you know what I'm saying?
But goodness, Lord, were you naked, Space Kitty?
Holy shit.
Holding the joint.
That's got to be viral right now.
The worst time of year are fireworks.
I hate them.
They're so bad for the ozone layer and the environment. So I've been lately speaking out against fireworks. And now they're really
terrible for global warming. I was told when I bought a property in Miami, Florida on the beach,
I was told when I bought a property in Miami, Florida on the beach, I was told that with global warming, it's in a sky rise, high skyscraper.
I was told that the water level was going to rise so high that my apartment would be underwater.
And, you know, 20 years have passed.
And guess what?
I guess it didn't happen.
What happened to global warming?
Money, money, money, money, money.
Biggest scam on earth, bro.
So if you care about global warming
and you care about that,
then how do you feel about balloons
because i tend to stand up about balloons i'm like nope because those go up in the atmosphere
and they go down and then they kill our oceans and stuff how do you feel about balloons about what
balloons um i don't care for them they're serious it's a serious problem with the whole they go up
they go down they kill the oceans and apparently they're also contributing
yep i think about them balloons shouldn't just be throwing them up in the sky, they go up, they go down, they kill the oceans, and apparently they're also contributing.
Yep, got to think about them balloons.
Shouldn't just be throwing them up in the sky, because what goes up comes down.
It's like littering.
How about them ballistic missiles?
They can't help either.
Yep, and then so after you do your research on balloons later, like, damn, I didn't even know that.
Because, I mean, how many times a year do you get balloons?
You didn't even know you were contributing to a problem.
After you do that, I just ask you to ask yourself this one thing. They're made out of biodegradable rubber, so it don't really affect us.
Are condoms considered balloons?
I'm just saying.
Absolutely.
It could be.
They might have to go in the throw it away pile.
Absolutely.
We might have to throw them away, guys.
Condoms are definitely balloons.
They feel the same.
They look the same.
They smell the same.
Latex.
You ever experiment with latex?
Space Kitty?
No, I'm allergic to latex, actually.
I could tell. That's why you've to latex, actually. I could tell.
That's why you've got ten kids, queen.
I only got two kids.
But, you see, with me, you gotta find a man like me.
I'm into saran wrap and baby oil.
We keep it old school and organic here.
We use saran wrap and baby oil, baby girl.
You like using some saran wrap and baby oil space, kitty. You ever worried about microplastics? You reckon that's got any of them?
No, they don't have microscopic plastics in that. Plus, I suffer from a disease called
micropenis. So, it's really something that don't really...
Not a problem.
Yeah, it's a big problem. It's a big problem.
Well, I mean, for you, but I mean, it makes the saran wrap not really a problem. You know what I mean?
Yeah, so there's no condoms that fit. I even, when I had my finger broken, I had these finger condoms. Those don't fit either.
I prefer condoms to balloons. You know, I can't even tell how many condoms I have blown up during birthday parties
and just let them float in the air.
And just, they're more aerodynamic that way.
And they hold air better.
So condoms are more for balloons, in my opinion.
The condoms.
Space kitty, what? You ever heard of condoms before? Oh lord, I bet you're about to tell got a lot of condams sitting around what am i gonna do with
them i'm gonna blow them up with killiam let them fly free let them find their own destination
that's not good that's weird hey are you the reason that Miami looks like that when I get out of the
damn airplane and I go outside
and I walk out literally right onto the
sidewalk and then there's drug needles and used
are you the reason for that are you the reason
there's used condoms everywhere down there
well yeah all these
all these democrats just keep handing out
condoms and I think they're just balloons
and I just set them free
into the air.
Let them find their own...
What did you expect
Becky? Condams?
What's your name, Becky?
Becky?
Face Kitty?
What?
What's your name? Your real name?
You already know my real name.
What is it you tell me?
You tell me.
I already told you.
I'm trying to find out.
You told me something, but I don't know if that's too true.
I only got one name, and it's the same every time you ask me.
And if you can remember, I will confirm it.
Let's go.
Can you remember what is my name?
What's my real name, folks?
Do you remember what it means?
I don't.
It means manifestation of God.
It's what?
It means manifestation of God. What is it? What's my name?
I don't know.
You got Google. What is manifestation of God? What is it? What's my name? I don't know. God who?
What is manifestation of God?
What's the name for that?
We got to get you this tattoo and that boob job ASAP, Queen.
I think we're going to make that happen tomorrow.
Okay.
You ready to get started?
Hey, I need a good artist, so I don't want
it to look like shit. Oh, it's gonna be a good artist. We got somebody that got a dog
tattooed on their face. We're gonna take you right to that same one. Okay. Hey, my name's
Tiffany, by the way. I know it is. Sounds like Tiffany. You gotta keep them nipples
together. Every Tiffany's last name starts with an F. I'm sure yours does too.
Starts with a what?
An F, like Frank.
It does not?
Most Tiffany's names start with an F.
Their last names.
Wait, is that one that got a F? Usually, I'll tell you.
No, I'm serious.
I know like Tiffany's, their name starts with an F.
Anne's with an f and with an
n yeah now if you're saying no then you're one that doesn't but most of them do
you better you're really creeped out right now you're real creeped out right now aren't you
no you already know you know what grocery store to find me at.
I do.
Yes, I do.
Yes, I do.
That's where I got my nipples pierced.
And you know what I'll be wearing and looking like the homeless girl walking.
Same grocery store my mom pierced my nipples with.
Same exact one.
She used two toothpicks.
She heated them up under an iron and pierced them
for me.
This is only going to hurt for one
second.
I wonder how bad the tattoo hurts.
Mr. Invisible is trying to convince me that he has his
done tattoos and piercings
but I don't know about it. I said picture
it didn't happen so I'm just waiting for that in my hands right now. that he has his done tattoos and piercings, but I don't know about it. I said picture.
It didn't happen.
So I'm just waiting for that in my hands right now.
The only place the tattoo hurts is on the bones when it's skipping off your bones.
You know, the sensitive places are,
yeah, okay, you could deal with it.
You know, you get in the zone
and you kind of vibe out with it.
I said my kids and they clamp down and I kind of vibe out with it. But once they start bouncing off the ball.
They clamp down and I wanted to put them like football.
So I'm just saying that shit hurt really bad.
So I can't imagine.
So you could handle any kind of pain.
It wouldn't hurt.
Because if it's a baby gum and it hurts, I can't imagine.
It's a mind thing.
It's a mind thing.
You just got to get in the zone and just realize i just got to
get drunk before i go is what i gotta do that's fine that thins your blood and it makes you bleed
more so it's not it's not good for hey that's fine i will take the extra bleeding over top of
the pain any day that's fine i'll bleed once a month listen i'm a pro at that shit no problem
sir you sign me up someone told me once never trust anything
that bleeds for a week
and lives the tale about it
so I don't know
you were in the presence of
probably being in sir and I'm sorry about it
no but seriously
the tats
when it skips off your bones
that's when it hurts
the other places you could kind of mentally kind of get in the zone,
and I could fall asleep getting a tattoo,
unless it's skipping off your rib cage or something.
They did all my back, and I don't think I could have slept like that.
And I was drinking beer.
I was on live chat to distract myself and eating pizza
to make me feel better about it.
And there are still definitely times where that shit freaking hurt.
You ever put butter on your nipples
and rub it on toast
and eat the butter toast?
Why do I feel like
you're just wanting to know someone else
had the same experience you had possibly originally?
You might be right.
I don't know if you're some sort of like
fortune teller
or something, but you know me too well,
Space Kitty. Well, I could just, I could
hear the pleasure still in your
voice when you talk about the other part. Space Kitty, can we get back
and pretend I'm not here?
And can we do what you do
when I'm not here to get the mints?
Because you do the
mints from what I've seen.
I want you to sell. You're the best of the best
at what you do.
And I feel like
you should do these late night
spices.
Because some DJs fucking
can sell some shit while I do it.
You don't know me too well yet, but
I'm going to make sure you're really
happy one day. I really am.
Okay, well.
You know, if we can get you a little Snoop Dogg.
If we can get you a little Snoop Dogg boob job.
I think you'll be super happy.
Then we'll make you very happy actually.
That probably would make me happy.
I mean, when would it make you happy?
If you had two built-in boobies.
You could just, there they are all the time.
Oh, these things will be great, man.
These things will spread milk like a super soaker after.
Oh, Lord God, I hope not.
This one time, for no reason, years after I make it, the left side of my shirt soaked.
No reason.
No reason.
There was no real reason.
And just all of a sudden, I was like, nobody's needed milk for like three years or two years.
It was crazy.
I could get you so right.
I got one plastic surgeon.
The doctor almost sends you to.
You got no idea.
You'll be shooting you who out them nipples.
Can we put in a request for it to be not warm?
One nipple.
Check this out.
One nipple.
One nipple Hawaiian punch.
Or Kool-Aid the other nipple, check this out. One nipple, one nipple Hawaiian punch. Or Kool-Aid, the other nipple.
Yoo-hoo.
Can the Kool-Aid be that blueberry lemonade one?
The blue raspberry lemonade one?
That's my favorite Kool-Aid.
We could try to figure that out, but we could try to figure that out.
What's your favorite Kool-Aid?
Kool-Aid is the red one.
Like the cherry or the fruit punch?
I like the fruit punch. Fruit punch, that one's a good one. Yeah, quarter water is the red one. Like the cherry or the fruit punch? I like the fruit punch.
Fruit punch.
That one's a good one.
Yeah.
Quarter water is a good two.
You like quarter waters?
Yeah.
We call them hugs or whatever.
Little things.
Little grenades.
You peel off the top.
It's aluminum foil.
Yep.
Or you just stuff a finger in it.
Anyway, don't peel off.
You know, it's crazy.
It was called the quarter water.
And then they started charging us $3 for it and called it vitamin water.
I can't believe they scammed us.
But they did.
That's true.
Crazy.
That's true.
Hey, do you ever have one of them crazy daisies?
I bet you ain't even heard that since then.
Oh, yeah, I've had a crazy daisy.
I've had a crazy daisy.
I love them things. That's my favorite childhood.
Believe it or not, I even knew Crazy Daisy
Crazy Daisy's mother.
I do believe it.
Same Daisy. No, Same Daisy
was awesome. She was one of the
nicest ladies I met. I was Crazy Daisy's
neighbor at one point.
Any of the reasons she got
called Crazy Daisy? Space Kitty.
Space Kitty. What? Letice kitty. Spice kitty.
What?
Let's get some mints, man.
Okay.
Usually you get the mints.
I don't know what happened.
You fell off. I'll go pour alcohol and then I'll come back.
You were really good at it in the past.
I don't know what got into you.
Well, because I needed...
I have some days I've got to take.
Well, just... I've been doing some stuff. I told you I'm going have some days I've got to take Well, just
I've been doing some stuff
I told you I'm going through some stuff right now
I'm sitting in the garage again
What you going through?
Where?
You thinking of doing a little garage sale?
No, no
Everything I own is in this garage
Well, what I don't have in my storage unit
You thinking of having a garage sale, Space Kitty? No, this is everything I own is in this garage. Well, what I don't have in my storage unit. You thinking of having a garage sale space, Kitty?
No, this is everything I own.
I already told you I'm staying over somewhere right now.
Remember?
Whole life's upside down at the moment.
Working on it.
Books just blew my mind.
You could get one Kitty filled with Hawaiian Punch and the other filled with Everclear.
And you could refill them with whatever beverage you like.
Oh, shit.
Orange juice and vodka.
You could switch it up every week if you want to.
Good Lord.
That's an idea.
New request.
New request.
Space Titty.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Let's get to sell it. What? What? Let's get to sell it.
What?
Sell it. You're probably one of the finest sales people I've ever met.
Well, thank you.
You ever thought of working for Jimmy Deere's Toyota?
No, but this one time I worked for this camper place and they said I was the top in the region the entire 11 months I was there.
You were selling campers?
Yeah.
I can imagine what kind of people want to buy campers.
I was getting all their clients in the door for their number one location in the entire country, and they're international.
And I was getting all their customers in the door and selling them.
I was handling all the jobs.
Yeah, let me answer.
You buy a pair of Pampers,
I'll give you a camper.
Oh, Lord.
I think I'm gonna...
I think I'm rugged.
So you buy a pair of Pampers. Check this out.
Check this out. You buy a pair of Pampers,
I'll buy you
a camper and a place
to throw your clothes in. We'll call it a
hamper.
You know, I wouldn't recommend buying them campers.
People going in bankruptcy because they keep financing them campers.
It's such a bad idea.
When things fall apart, they mold on the inside.
Well, they got to have a place to live.
Space Kid, they've got to find a place to live.
Now, they can park that doggone camper.
They can park that doggone camper at the mall.
Now, let's see what happens. You don't understand understand they stop making them like they used to make them books and unless you bought one since
covid they they're using different materials it's like they're made up to literally fail
within 10 years but then they find oh i've got me a camper i've got me a camper i I bet you do. A motor home. I've got me a motor home.
Oh, yeah. You have a
motor home? What I
can tell you about a motor home is,
honey, I hope you paid it off and I hope you sell it
before it depreciates faster.
You ever
live in a motor home?
No. No, I met
so many people that lived in motor
homes. There's no way I'd ever want to live in a motorhome
Because it just ain't worth the money. It ain't worth it. You don't get it back out of it. Not even kinda
Yes, you just got to talk to enough people crying because their whole life's upside down because they needed somewhere to stay and they thought that was a good idea for some reason
more to say and they thought that was a good idea for some reason you never lived in a motorhome
space kitty space kitty facts they're all crap but, they make a lot of money. Motorhomes do?
How about we rent them things out?
Can we rent some motorhomes out?
People pay $180 an hour
for me to fix them.
$180?
Yeah, they're all rich and stupid.
Rich and stupid.
Plus, we mark up our parts 100%, so they're paying double, double, double.
It's a good business to get into if you got a bunch of stupid people that buy motorhomes
and don't know what the fuck they're doing.
Kind of like a boat.
Thanks to Space Kitty,
we all know never to ever finance a mobile home.
Y'all know Vicky Valancourt?
Sounds familiar. Who here knows who Vicky Valancourt is
Vicky Valancourt
yes I do
yes I do
Billy Madison knows her too
very well
no Billy Madison does not know her actually
who is it Dan
funny you say that
funny you say that
see you all think y'all know, think Billy Madison knows.
Bobby Boucher knows.
Billy Madison does not know.
Oh, that's true.
Y'all stay out of nowhere pretending that Billy Madison knows.
You see, y'all think y'all know, but y'all don't know.
You know, if peeing your pants is cool, you could consider me Miles Davis.
All Doyle rules, so...
Get over here.
Go get us some
doggone empanadas
from the store or something.
Maybe a beef patty.
Anyone here ever
had an empanada?
Or a Jamaican beef
patty before?
That has to have been Nick on
stage or KT.
Oh, they definitely have.
Nick and Kourai.
They've probably cleaned out the beef patty
place. They even used
two fresh rolls of cocoa bread on their beef patty.
Amen.
I've seen Kuro take three beef patties and put them in a whole loaf of cocoa bread and eat it one shot.
Facts.
So I don't know about you, but I could tell you about me.
So I don't know about you, but I can tell you about me.
Hello, what we got? Vanilla, vanilla, strawberry, no strawberry banana?
Nudie Magazine Day, Nudie Magazine Day, Nudie Magazine Day.
Yo, Pajit, you don't have any, um, no strawberry banana?
Strawberry banana or no?
Pajit's out of strawberry
bananas today. He's calling Pajit.
Absolutely.
This is New York, Cap.
This ain't L.A.
Can't get charged with a hate crime
over here. Trust me. Say whatever
the hell you want.
Yo, that's crazy they be doing that shit in California.
That shit's crazy.
Now the UK, too.
What was that?
Them Uniting Kingdoms.
They be arresting people over their Twitter posts now.
You talking about the UK?
Yes, the UK indeed.
The United Kingdom?
Mm-hmm.
There was a gentleman here today from the UK.
Meep.
Y'all know that gentleman?
Absolutely.
He royalty?
He royalty?
He was here earlier earlier I saw him
hell I saw him
but I didn't get to speak to him much
space kitty
space kitty
where is space kitty
did we lose her
oh we lost her we is space kitty did we lose her oh we lost her yeah the uk is where we'd be if
president trump didn't get elected we'd we'd be all uk ish right now we'd be where i'd rather
i'd rather be uk ish than be juk-ish if you know what i'm talking about because right now
If you know what I'm talking about.
Because right now.
We're more something else.
Than we've ever been.
So we got dragged down.
America first.
Isn't so much America first.
If you're thinking about it.
I'm thinking about that.
My phone died.
It might die again.
Because it's on one.
But can you hear me?
You got the electricity shut off in the house?
No. I just started getting high. I never keep on my phone. one, but can you hear me? You got the electricity shut off in the house?
No, I just started getting high. I forgot to look at how much
charge I never keep on my phone. It always dies
while I'm on it, and I gotta come back and be like,
my bad.
Alright, so if you want me to sell them,
here's what I gotta have. I'm gonna have to have community
participation, because I need somebody to go find
me, somebody who's awake, bring me,
so everybody needs to go and invite
at least one friend in, because I want a new face.
I'll show you how to pitch it.
I'm willing to show you how to pitch it, but I'm willing to show everybody in here how to pitch it so they know how to do it next time.
And I'll be serious.
And I'll tone it back a little bit.
And I'll do it and I'll do it well.
But we need new faces.
so i have an idea so everyone go to their dm and invite someone in here that's not
So everybody's got to go.
So I have an idea.
part of motion and say oh my god they're talking about you on the stage right now and they want
you to get on stage to defend uh defend uh i don't know man something like that i'm still
fucking high off this joint let me know uh build on top of that though right i was getting
new people in here and then we'll we'll trick them into joining us i don't think that's good
i think you're gonna mess up my whole sales pitch if you go that route because i i go with the whole
i'm i'm sweet and southern and trustworthy and that just kind of puts me on the not very trustworthy
uh foot maybe and what i was gonna say was. Everybody go to their DM and find somebody.
Who doesn't have emotion.
Is in emotion to your knowledge.
One person who has not.
In the last two weeks.
So since their last paycheck.
Complained to you.
That they didn't have enough money for a mint that they wanted.
Or if they complained to you.
That.
Or asked you to help them with funds for a mint in the last two weeks.
Not that friend.
You have to pick me a viable candidate.
Somebody who is okay this paycheck.
Not having no shit going.
So go bring me new faces.
And I'll show you how to pitch them.
And how to talk to them.
How to engage with them.
Whatever.
Make them feel like you hear them.
My God, I like your style.
Bring them here to Space Kitty, and she will smooth them over.
She will seduce them like the great Space Kitty she is.
Go tell your friends from other chains, you know, get them from ABAGS,
get them from ETH, get them from B&B, get them from all those shits.
And then they know me to tell them Kitty wants to talk to them about something.
I'm just going to do like I said.
I'm going to bring someone in here and say that
we were talking about something.
Just tell them Kitty wants to talk to them about
something. If you say I want to talk to them
about something, they might come see what.
Just say Kitty's saying she wants to talk to you about something.
I want to talk to them. It's me saying I want to talk to you
about something. There you go.
You got to spread the word. Just be like, yo, these people are talking about you,
and they want you to come up here and tell them how much you know about crypto
because you've been talking some shit, but we want to come up here.
Don't start enough cash fights.
I started enough of them on my own.
And honestly, if they see me on stage and they think I want to fight, they might believe you.
There's been a lot of people here.
And I do mean a lot of people here.
I've fought.
The thing is really, though, you just really got to reach out.
Because a lot of people here have only reached out to maybe 10% of their community that they deal with.
And it's like you got to have that motivation, that request or that thought in your brain
to actually go out and like,
hey, yeah, I got a bunch of friends
on these different chains.
I'm going to go ask them to come check out Motion
and kind of get in the game.
If you've seen them blow $300, you go get them.
Because if they got the mentality of having that around
and you've seen it before, they may still.
So that's a big picture, too.
I mean, that's the challenge that every single project, whether it's tokenized or it's NFT or both on crypto space has,
is getting their name out, getting the word out.
And this has a product that will sell itself as long as you just kind of reach out and let people know about
it you know the more reach we get the more the definitely the more value the uh the community
has the more people we're bringing in to to grow the value so definitely reach out to everyone you
got what y'all think of my idea my dear the booby tattoo one is a great one i'm excited so the
booby tattoo idea is coming true we're getting space space titty it's not even gonna be space
kitty no more it's gonna be space titty you know i've been looking at the old bro no way i was
literally just gonna say that because i thought about that while i was not on the mic while i was
driving back drinking my lemonade and i was like oh, oh, we're going to have to change her name
from Space Kitty to Space Titties.
And then you just did it. That's perfect.
So I'm going to go eat my food now.
But yeah, it's perfect, man.
But the only space
she's got is some
space for motion.
So don't be reaching out to her.
Yep, I'm
apparently, I'm apparently I'm apparently only work for Motion now, so.
Yeah, so that's going to be good right there.
Now, I tell you, Space Kitty, we got this for you.
We've got it all going on.
We got it all going on.
Space Kitty?
Yeah, Space Kitty. We've got it all going on. Thank you. We've got it all going on. Space City? Yeah, Space City.
We've got Space City here.
Space City, though, just so you know, is on a few teams.
I've got several things that I may need my help in.
Yeah, let me tell you one thing.
My exclusivity is pricey.
We're going to go ahead and get you hooked up.
Now, these are going to be, you said you wanted, what were the name of those things you wanted?
Gummy bear?
Maybe, I don't know.
We're going to talk to your fantastic top surgeon.
I don't know.
You said gummy bears.
We can't do that.
So what we're getting is, what we're getting is one that that it takes the breast milk and it adds Yoo-Hoo chocolate powder.
And you're going to be squirting Yoo-Hoo out of one.
I didn't see this on the website, on the brochure.
Listen.
Now, you're going to be squirting Yoo-Hoo out of one and Hawaiian punch out the other.
Can they be spiked?
Even if it makes me drunk all the time, I'm all right with that.
That's fine.
So if you pop Molly or something, it'll be spiked.
Ew, no. Why don't you do drugs?
What you mean?
I don't do drugs.
I ain't never done a drug. What would I do a drug for?
You seem like you've done your fair share, if I'm not mistaken.
But listen, that's a different conversation for another place.
Yep, I don't know what to tell you.
Now let's get these dog barns going.
Now you get me these mints, the faster we get the surgeon working.
Oh, okay.
Well.
Now, we'll go get you consult.
You ready to do a consultation?
I mean, yeah, we can.
Yeah, we just need to figure out the order.
If we're doing the tattoo, then that part.
Because I feel like we should do the boobs part and then the tattoos just because of the stretching on my arm.
That's what I'm worried about.
No, the stretching is fine.
The stretching is easy.
As long as you don't stretch the tattoos.
Because we don't want, I don't want lopsided smiley faces on my arm.
No, we'll add, we'll add some, we'll add some, we'll add some color and all that too.
We'll even, we'll even get them filled in for you.
We'll get them fixed up and all that after the job is done.
So it'll look really freaking good.
So we'll do like a second round to pass on them.
The tattoo part.
Okay.
Sounds painful.
But we're going to do it.
We're going to see this through.
Now you've got to start picking the ones you want.
If I'm you personally.
I'm going to go with this plain and simple as possible.
I feel like you'd be more of an expert to be honest.
Yeah I'd probably pick out something like.
I would do sea bears on one.
And hossies on the other where, you know, actually you could go with beetles. I want one that I can have a watch with.
That way it'll match.
You could go with beetles.
You could go with beetles.
I can't.
Beetleink can give me that.
Now see what I'm doing.
You see, you got to think about the long term here.
I like caps.
If I was going to steal any of them, it would probably, well, it might be caps. Listen, you got to think about the long term here i like caps if i was gonna steal any
of them it would probably well listen you gotta think of long term here because i mean
yeah we do have gold grills you ever think of that we do what i'm saying you should do trust me on
this they're gonna look so good you're gonna have guys lining up the body watches now we go we get
you a bbl after that we get you the tummy tuck and the rest of the works.
You're gonna be
getting all kinds of watches.
Oh, we gonna turn me into that? I mean, I'm fine with it, but...
Now, we gonna turn you into Space Body.
I used to be that. That's fine.
Space Kitty will be
a subsidiary
of Space Kitty, too.
We're gonna turn her into Sugar Baby Space Kitty.
Ooh, no.
I don't want to be one of those.
Why not?
There's always a man who wants me to pretend like I like hanging out with him.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Seriously, that's what happened, though.
There's the ones who want to pretend.
All you've got to do is pretend.
They pay you $500 to sit there and eat with them, and then they pretend like they're not hoping they get their hands on you.
That's called an escort service claim.
Yep, I know.
You should know what you were signing up for that day.
You didn't know what you were signing up for?
I know what I sign up for and what I don't sign up for.
You went, you saw a classified ad at ShopRine.
You took the piece of paper with the phone number on it.
Who responds to ads?
That sounds like a good way to get...
I don't know with you.
Listen, Space Titty.
Listen, Space Titty. I don't know with you.
What?
Did you work for an escort service for a while?
A couple times? I'm not going to judge you.
Nope.
What do you mean
you got paid
$500 to go sit down and pretend you're like an Indian man?
I'm saying these are my offers.
These are the things that I want to do.
I get all kinds of offers.
You see my stuff?
I was posted naked on the internet for years and years and years.
I've been offered that.
Naked?
You was not posted naked.
You was not posted naked. You was not posting naked.
I don't believe it.
Well, I guess don't Google me.
I don't believe it.
Well, I mean, if you knew my actual last name, I guess you could Google it.
But since you don't, you're going to have to go Space Kitty and nude and just see what comes up for you, I guess.
Oh, no.
I don't know what to tell you.
It's your fault.
You walked into that one.
Oh, no, Space Titty.
You find out it ain't a bluff.
Now what?
Oh, no, Space Titty.
What?
Look, I tried to tell you.
Why are you so mad at me?
I'm not mad at you.
I just tried to warn you and save you from it.
But then, well, you just...
The hell did I do to you? I was you just kept on thinking I was bluffing.
You thought I was bluffing, now that I tell you I wasn't.
She's a boss, man.
She's a boss.
She's screaming out of her, she's screaming, and she don't even care.
I love it.
I'm not screaming.
I'm just kidding.
What am I yelling about? You're raising your voice now
I'm not yelling
Hey, y'all brought me
Any new friends in here?
Oh, hey, Attic's in here
Hey, Attic, you got a motion?
Love you, space kitty
Hang on, I need to talk to Attic
That's my fellow gob down there
Hang on
That gob down there
You see him, Attic?
That is a gobs on Abe
Those are actually
The dev for those
Is James from YouGalabs
Who's become a good friend
to all of us gobs on ape those are actually like top nft on a chain that you get a hold of not very
many of them uh we they've definitely made a lot of people a lot of money seen a lot of people get
mutants from flipping those uh hey addict come here you got a motion y'all give me a minute hold
on i told you i'll give me some new faces. I love it.
I love it.
Do you see him? Send him an invite up here.
He's got that blue background.
Me and Attica are way back.
Okay, cool. Bring him up here.
Has he got motion, Kura?
I don't know. Good question, Space Keating.
I'll jump down because I'm just fooling around.
Much love, everyone.
Much love.
Well,
in case you are not familiar,
sorry about all of the...
Oh, and Dev's down there, too.
Hey, Dev.
He's got an orange background with G's on it. That's by you heard how long you've been sitting here. Oh, and Dev's down there too. Hey, Dev. He's got an orange background with G's on it.
That's by Ryda.
Over on 8 Chain also.
That would be your second top NFT right now.
V, G's.
Hey, Dev.
Yamaha got some crazy shit, yo.
If you guys don't know what motion is, I would love to tell you if you want to come up.
If you don't, you can just DM me or
throw me an emoji and I'll know to still tell you.
If you want to know, just throw me a heart, either of you,
and I'll tell you.
I don't want to put you through it, though.
If you don't, just
throw me a heart emoji in 10 seconds
when you hear this, if you want me to tell you about it.
Yamaha got a sick one, yo.
What do you get now?
I don't know.
He got a $100 bill one with a red heart on it.
And teeth with red on it.
It's fucking crazy, yo.
Yeah, I commented on it, I think.
Yeah, that one is retarded, dude.
Seems like Yamaha, he got some pretty good ones, though.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's got a lot of them too he's a big fan big big fan okay Dev Addict I'm gonna tell you anyway so these what we're talking about are the motion
NFTs they're the little abstract faces that you see on on everybody up here um and a lot of people
in the audience uh so colombo
the big yellow smiley face um it's him and books up here with little goblin um colombo's artist he
sat down with actual physical paper currencies uh well he's gonna correct me in five seconds and
say they're mostly fabric and something else i can't remember but whatever anyway the actual
physical currency though he like
sat down with an exact like literally an exacto knife and cut cut out different shapes to put
together to create these so they're made of actual physical currencies um so the traits are also
named in the native tongue which is fun um so that that's going to be a lot of fun in my opinion in
the future uh particularly around you know when it comes to educating people are going to be a lot of fun, in my opinion, in the future, particularly around, you know, when it comes to educating, people are going to need to learn about this face in the future.
So it makes it really fun for that, too.
Some of the mints come with the physical art with them.
The collage put together to make the face.
Those are rare and even rare.
I think there are still a few Rolexes with the face inserted.
Those are more rare.
So we don't talk about them too much but we do like
to mention them in case you get one so that you know what you even have in case you mint it um
but yeah it's it's actually really cool a lot of people really like it it's a two-sold mint right
now over on magic eden uh i think they said we're like 60 minted out collection 3333
it's solid i mean i've been spending my money on it
and if both of you know I'm not about to spend a dime
on shit unless I
actually think it's a good idea like both of you know me
well enough to know that's not gonna happen so
I've got several
Kura
Kura
Howdy Books
Is that the same addict I think it is?
That is correct
It is.
Has he got motion?
No, he ain't got no motion.
Well, we have to fix that up.
Bam.
You should definitely get some.
There's a lot of big names, big players behind it supporting it.
That's a fan of it.
The name's definitely getting around.
It's definitely getting a lot of attention.
We're focusing on the brand. A lot of the what i'm bullish about is that one
uh those things i know you guys both like to trade especially you attic um i know you really
like to to trade things um there's not female looking ones necessarily so nothing really to
drown the floor um so the typical things that just really bogged down all those floors. How about hermaphrodites?
Any hermaphrodites in this collection?
Listen, they're all interesting.
And then I have genders or...
What are their pronouns?
I don't know.
I think they're being quiet.
I'm just kidding.
You know I love you, right?
I love you too.
I was just kidding.
I really do, though.
I really like Spice Kitty a lot. Don't fire you, too. I was just kidding. I really do, though. I really like Spice Kitty a lot.
Don't fire me, though.
I'm just kidding.
I'm not hiring.
But if I get hired, don't fire me later for it.
You remember that one time you told me my pronouns would be quiet?
I would have you.
All jokes aside, I would have you speak.
Any company I had, like sales-wise, I would hire you.
The speaking stuff, 100% would would hire you. Thank you. The speaking stuff 100% would.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. I um yeah I prefer speaking and selling as opposed to
anything else to be honest. It's definitely I'd rather be talking to people because I get to ask
them little things about their self and what makes them tick and what they like and, you know, what are their favorite recipes and all those things.
And I don't get those opportunities in the same quantity that I do when I'm in sales.
When I'm in sales, there's people coming, rotating back to back to back.
And so I get to have that kind of personal getting to know other humans.
And I enjoy it because I actually genuinely am interested in the time that, you know, that dog chased him out of somebody's yard for, you know, trying to tell somebody something or whatever crazy thing they're going to tell me next.
You know, or, you know, like the other day, the Brooklyn Brawler was giving me his wife's meatball recipe.
I love that shit.
You know, I think that that's really fun.
You know, that's just like, I don't know.
That's my preference of like how i like to spend my
minutes is getting to other people so sales comes naturally for me to that um yeah and because i'm
honest and so it makes it easy i'm not going to say you something if i really think it's like
a bad idea or awful because i put people first i think that that helps too probably but yeah
it's definitely my preference. I appreciate it.
You definitely do a good job, yo.
Hey, thanks.
If you guys have questions about
motion, come up here because I will be glad
to answer them or you can just DM me of course
too. I definitely recommend at least
getting... I usually do
I recommend three always but
minimum two. One to keep forever and one
to flip for when they go you know, go out.
You don't need that advice, but Deb, I don't know how often you
buy into new things like that.
And I just make good decisions like G's and so forth in your chumps and stuff.
So what is the question, Books?
There was no question, sweetheart.
Oh, I thought you said you had a question.
Okay, well, that was
all I wanted to tell them so they know they can talk to me about it
later.
Meow.
Oh, shit.
Fortune cookie.
I'm a fortune cookie.
Ladies and gentlemen, Batmommy is down there listening, laughing.
I want to know what's on her mind.
Bad Mommy gets jealous when there's other women talking to books.
That's exactly what happened today, booksy.
I know. Wait, wait. There was something that happened today.
Yeah. Alive while you were here.
Oh, I didn't see.
What happened?
She got jealous of Space Kitty?
She got jealous of Katie.
Oh, really?
Oh, shut your mouth.
Bad Mommy's my buddy.
Leave her alone.
Be nice to her.
She's weird. I'd be jealous, too, if I was Bad Mommy, to be honest with you.
Why y'all being jealous of people?
That's a weird thing to be.
You gotta hold people that you're inside
of. You're inside of a person. Be your person.
But bad mom you likes to daydream
a lot. No she
don't. She's too busy with bottles and stuff.
She looks like she's daydreaming in her
If you look at her PF page she looks
like she's daydreaming in her PF page.
She looks like she's just tired of something and it's probably
changing diapers if I had to guess. You know how close hers are?
Tired of changing diapers?
Probably.
I'm not jealous of Space Kitty.
I love Space Kitty.
You didn't even hear the name.
It's not Space Kitty.
It's Space Kitty.
You said Stacy.
So now Stacy on your mind too.
Stacy.
She said Stacy. So now Stacy on your mind too. Stacy. She said Stacy.
So the reason why I like Stacy today is she's willing to.
Oh Lord, mute her. She's going to say something else about me. Just mute her.
She likes to do the work. She is a mom. She doesn't just show up and expect things handed to her.
She grinds. Like I grinds. I admire that.
I admire that so much.
I have kids too.
She has kids too,
but she's still here every day
checking in, doing the grind,
and I admire that.
I'm not just in this space.
I admire women in this space.
I just like women that...
So you see her more of a role model?
More of like a colleague.
Yeah.
A colleague?
Yeah.
Can you even spell colleague?
No books.
I sold Mercedes.
I wasn't the girl at the time.
You sold Mercedes?
Yeah, I did.
When did you sell Mercedes?
I sent you a screenshot of my business card. I did. When did you sell Mercedes? I'll send you the screenshot of my business card.
I did.
Your family knew the owner of the dealership?
No, I got it on my own.
Or someone at work there?
I had a really bad day, IRL.
I know that you like to razz me, but now I had a bad...
No, I'm serious. You really sold Mercedes?
Yeah, man.
Like, I don't know what you...
Like, I'll...
Are you on LinkedIn? I'll add you.
I'm not on LinkedIn.
Yeah, well...
You can add me on LinkedIn, Bad Mommy.
I never judge a book by a cover, right?
I'm not...
How am I judging a book?
What are you even talking about?
Of course I sold Mercedes.
Bad Mommy just needs to be chameerdoin.
I didn't know that.
There ain't nothing wrong with that.
I sold websites and search engine marketing.
I sold furniture.
The brick.
I sold...
You worked at Bob's?
I worked at the brickick. I've sold
martinis.
I've sold all sorts of stuff.
You're telling me
you were a martini salesman.
I feel like you're the type of person that you were a bartender
and you're telling me you sold martinis.
They sell themselves.
I'm just a bartender.
If you want people to be happy.
I sold a load of beer in my day.
Oh, damn it.
I can't. I can't do this.
Bad money.
What kind of
Mercedes did you sell? I love when
you talk to, seriously,
about the funniest stuff. What kind
of Mercedes did you you sell it's a
long story so you want do you want the okay so this is what happened this is what happened i
i got hired by a gentleman and i was a like a junior sales position and um i was i was learning
the ropes right i got accredited to like sell cars and i was learning the ropes, right? I got accredited to like sell cars
when I was learning the ropes.
And then his boss was very, very hot-headed.
You couldn't tell him how to do anything.
So the guy who hired me decided
that he was gonna tell his boss how to do his job.
So one day I got to work
and everybody looks really, really sad. and then I get taken into a room and
told that my boss got let go and I'm getting let go too because I was his hire as like an extra job
so I only got to spend 30 days doing it but had that guy not have told his boss how to do his job
um you know I would have been there longer for sure.
But yeah, it was, I got to ride around Lake Merced.
I'm going to keep my mask shut and be nice for the rest of the convo just because I like
you.
It's hard for you not to.
She couldn't cut it.
No, it had nothing to do with me.
It was a small town.
It had nothing. They would have kept you was a small town. It had nothing.
They would have kept you at the dealership, trust me, but it's okay.
No, the guy's ego was super hurt.
It's all right.
It's all right.
It was a used car dealership or a Mercedes dealership?
It was a Mercedes dealership.
A Mercedes smart car.
Yeah.
How long ago?
Didn't those pay anything over there because i basically i can get down and
get in on any dealership pretty much because i got connections yeah i don't want to do that
it was before my daughter was born and um you know life happens and now i live in a place that
they don't call mercedes anymore i can have any job i want i'm extremely aggressive and I go after what I want. So, um,
yeah, but I had kids
and now I live
in the oil and gas area
and there's, uh, I
have kids. I want to be with my kids.
So, I'm another.
My name is Peter McNeely and I'm
from Bedford, Mass. And
tonight, I'm gonna kick
Tyson's ass.
Can I watch in case it goes the other way around?
My name is Peter McNally, and I'm from Medford, Mass.
And tonight, I'm gonna kick Tyson's ass.
You hear me, Bad Mommy?
Yeah, you're on one tonight.
Question is, does he hear you?
And can we videotape this?
I'm getting excited.
I'm sick and tired of the bullshit already.
Worked a Mercedes, selling a Mercedes.
You never sold one car in 30 days.
I did.
They kicked you to the curb.
I did the quota.
I did the quota.
I had to sell one.
The quota?
Yeah, I had to sell it for, I had no experience. I didn the quota. I had to sell one. The quota? Yeah, I had to sell it for.
I had no experience.
I didn't know how to sell a fucking Mercedes.
I didn't even know how to like.
Anybody could sell a damn car.
You could get out of prison and you'll get hired a fucking Nissan, Toyota, or Chia.
Well, this wasn't Chia.
I know it was Mercedes. Now, if this was before like 2013, 2014, I'd be a little impressed that you got that job and a little doubtful.
Because they wasn't hiring nobody.
But after the pandemic, they started hiring anybody.
And I'm going to tell you right now mercedes sell themselves the hardest thing
getting them approved for the credit
you know these days
they don't get approved for the credit most of the
people that's the hardest
part of selling a mercedes i know but this
wasn't in a big city it was in a small town
and that's what
he pretty much had everything
that don't matter because guess what?
There's no Mercedes
in the other 10 towns around that
small city. So that results
in everybody going there.
Now, did you ever sell a G-Wagon?
Negative.
Did you ever
sell a Maybach?
A Maybach? No.
I'm going to assume you sold a
CLA.
I didn't get
to sell a Mercedes.
I had to sell a car.
I need you getting back over there
at that Mercedes
dealership. Why don't you go back there
and tell them, hey, I was the number one
salesman here back in the day.
I had to take a leave of absence
because I had
30 kids. I had two
kids and I had to sell one car on
the lot and I did and it was a trade-in
and it wasn't a trade-in.
I'm telling you how to go
get that job back.
And you're never quite understanding
I want to be an NLT. And you're never quite understanding me. I want to be an NLT.
My whole family hates me for being here.
So I'm going to be an NLT
longer.
Why does your whole
family hate you for being here?
I'm wasting my life, apparently.
My kids' lives.
Wasting your life? I don't
look at it as a waste of life.
I know, I'm having a bad day.
It's edumacation.
It's only a waste of life if you're wasting your time.
No, it's because she's here grinding all the time,
spending a lot of time in it,
with no guarantee of it panning out.
I guarantee you that's fine.
Did I start off with a soft shell or hard shell right now, Batman?
We're going to start off with a soft shell taco.
I'll give you something.
I'll give you my review here in a second.
No tomatoes.
You got a pat in the ass on Uber Eats to click no tomatoes for these doggone three supreme tacos.
Mmm.
Did you get the Cinny bun dessert?
I was going to, but it's quite too late for that.
So instead, I've got two, four, six, eight, 7-Eleven cookies.
Oh my God, that's good.
That's an upgrade.
Every now and then, a person that makes these cookies at 7-Eleven don't wash their fingers.
And I can taste curry on my sugar cookie.
Listen bro, that's okay because I've seen Indian street food bro.
A little curry ain't gonna kill no.
That's Indian district.
Pretty much.
Kills everything I think Indian street food is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life yo I'd be sure I asked my doctor
cuz he's Indian too and I'm like hey you ever try the Indian street food he's
like no I said have you seen them online he's like I don't have to talk I'm like
I'm gonna send you some videos that I showed online? He's like, I don't have TikTok. I'm like, I'm gonna send you some videos.
And then I showed
up next month. He's like, I don't know what
the fuck I was watching.
But I don't... He said he doesn't
even think that shit's real. I was like, no, bro.
That shit's real. Right?
That's real shit, right?
Like, he
had no idea that shit was going on.
I'm like, dude, how do you not know?
Yeah, Indian Shreefujira is straight
disgusting, bro.
But if we ever go to India, I'll do it.
You know, Kura.
I'll try something.
But don't bring me to the fucking guy that uses his feet,
bro, I ain't doing that one.
But I'll fuck it.
Like, the guy that flattens out.
Yeah, the armpit guy that flattens out? Yeah, the armpit guy that
flattens out for like the bread shit?
Yeah, that's fine.
You gotta understand, all the germs are getting
killed because of the heat out there.
Nope, that's not how that works.
It's so gross.
It's so nasty.
Y'all ever had
Y'all ever had
Y'all ever had West Nile virus?
You eat one of those, you'll get West Nile virus.
Now let's try this Doritos Loco Supreme.
Let me know if that's good.
I was wondering.
I was wondering. Let me know if that's good. I was wondering. I was wondering.
Let me know how that goes.
Cap.
Cap.
What up?
You know, caps would be cool because it would match.
Can you remind me to never order Taco Bell when I crave it?
It's disgusting.
Yeah, I was going to say that before.
I was going to say that when you said that.
Well, it depends.
Did you get DoorDash?
Taco Bell's so trash.
Oh, yeah. They're all soggy.
There's no good, like, fast Taco Place.
If you can order it, it's bad.
I've never seen anybody look so fit that eats as bad as Book says.
Like, he is always on the road.
Yo, Book says Jack, Sam, too.
Yeah, and he eats stuff.
I don't even screw it in.
Dude, I'm telling you, like, Book you he's strong
I don't know
it's like he lifts weights everyday
I don't know how
yeah he lifts weights
I think cap
matches me really good
so if we have to just make me one
it might have to be kind of cool
I think I've told people how
I take a little test in the Anivar every day.
And don't go to the gym.
You do.
But that's that.
I will leave it there.
I'm just going to walk away from that.
You stay right here, Space Kitty.
I don't know about it.
I don't know about it.
Curious.
Curious.
Curious.
Curious.
Curious.
Curious.
Did you tell them how your eyes got watery when you said goodbye?
Yeah, my eyes got watery.
I cried a little bit.
It was good.
It was a moment.
I can tell you what that sounds like to me.
What does that sound like?
Well, I was going to be rude and mean.
Be a little bit of a butt and play back.
I got a special guest here.
I've got a special guest here that wants to talk to y'all.
Oh, good.
Who's the worst? Who is the worst player in Fortnite?
Don't say Chibi. You'll come from the Armenian or Alex.
He'll also come. I swear to God, they watch all of X for when their name gets...
Who is the worst player in Fortnite?
I can't say.
Because when I do, they show up.
They can't hear you.
Are you sure?
You say it again.
You'll kick my ass, bro.
I was going to say, Alex.
Listen to daddy, Alex.
Listen to daddy.
Nico is the worst.
What I don't understand is I'll tell you,
I haven't played with y'all in about three weeks.
I haven't logged on in 14 or 15 days.
And I'm not understanding how Alex got really good,
but Nico's still shitty and he's been playing every day.
Can someone please explain that to me?
Nico's a boomer.
Alex, how are you good?
And playing with him every day, and he's not good.
And he gets the loot.
That's what I don't understand.
He's got all gold guns.
We've got green guns.
That's the problem.
He takes all the guns,
gives them to the enemy,
and he rapes him with it.
Oh, you knew damn well
I was going to come up here.
Hey, Alex.
You knew damn well I was going to come up here.
Look, now he's on the stage.
You knew damn well I was going to come up here.
Now he's on the stage.
No, he ain't.
You know?
I'm seeing him.
Wait, is he on your microphone?
If he is, tell him hi for me.
You know, if I spent hours of day playing Fortnite, I would probably...
You do!
I know I don't. You're fucking crazy.
I would get better.
Hold on. Hold on.
I would get better.
Yo, fellas.
Has Nico been on here every day?
Yes.
Has he spent hours a day on Fortnite with you guys?
Every day.
You are a fucking liar, Alex.
Yeah.
I jumped...
We played two games yesterday,
right, and I told you I had shit to do.
I probably played three games
with you the day before that.
Bro, you're on from...
Like, I get requests from alex at 9 00 a.m
right and then when i finally jump on at like 10 p.m he's still playing he is a fortnite crackhead
i ruined his life you did you did bro like i ruined x in weeks
no nothing we'll get'll get no streams
I ruined just a GM and a GM
Yo, he hit me Alex hit me with like bro, it's gonna ruin my life like I can't do it bro
Like I'll be on that shit all day. I'm not getting on like yeah, maybe his GM is more more he logs in the X or
Fortnight and his GN is right when he's done playing he looks at his phone
yo how much is your girl
eating out
you can't fucking stand it bro
she's ready to stab him bro
yeah for sure
yeah she's ready to stab his ass
you can hear it in her voice too bro
like I think she forced him
to go out the other night bro
he's just saying no
to the discotheque a lot.
Bro.
I ruined this motherfucker's life with that shit.
He finally caves in
and doesn't get off from when he starts playing it,
bro. We had the streaming going.
It's been two months, right?
We were getting on stream every night.
Wait, he's been just doing Fortnite this whole time?
Brother, he told me, don't do it to me every night, bro.
Every day.
Wakes up, goes to sleep.
Every day.
You know, he warned you plenty of times.
You never know, though.
Yo, but what if he turns into a pro gamer that everyone loves on stream and shit?
That's a big dub.
He probably will, because, like, that's just, like, you know.
He already did that before he was in the...
I knew that already.
He did that before he came into this space, guys.
With COD.
With COD.
He was masked.
He wore a mask.
Oh, shit. That's fire. So you know he's good at games, mask. Oh, shit.
That's fire.
So you know he's good at games, then.
Oh, yeah.
This guy should be really very good.
Alex is going to be a pro.
Lie.
Yeah.
Lie.
Lie.
100% lie. line is once I get to unreal I'll probably be done with this
game he's fucking lying he'll probably do it all summer bro he's been trying all
summer to get to unreal already can't get it he can't get past the shit that
what do you what level are you guys what you guys? Is he getting like 10 kills a game now?
Yeah, bro.
It's so hard for them to get to that next level.
Me and Prime in one season,
we did it in three or four days.
He's been trying with Prime for like
three months now.
It sucks.
He can't get it.
Damn.
He'll get there.
Nah, nah, he won't get there, bro.
He sucks.
Alex, Nico just posted that he'll get to Unreal before you.
And he's willing to make a bet.
Hell no, yeah.
Kura about to be Unreal by tomorrow.
Kura's Unreal with eating.
He took the food to go, bro.
He's unreal.
He's never taking his DMs.
He'll never be looking out for nothing.
Tell me when you get it.
I'll reboot.
I really like... I don't want Columbo to play, bro.
Why?
You think he'll fall into the hole, too?
I don't think his girl let him, bro. he'll fall into the hole too? I don't,
I don't think,
I don't think his girl let him bro.
Like fall into the hole.
Like she's,
she's on top of that shit.
hell yeah.
But I think he could,
I think he could fall into the hole.
I think he could.
Cause he's a gamer too,
bro.
A gamer and,
and,
and,
and a,
and a fucking good game is like crack,
bro.
You gotta keep them away from it.
It's fucked up.
But it's true.
Anyways, so...
What do you think about it?
What should I do?
This person definitely has to be a sister.
I hear it.
Space cutie. Space Kitty?
What?
Can we get some sales going or what?
I don't know.
They bring me anybody yet.
I've been scrolling and looking.
You're so good at what you do.
You really, I swear to God, Space Kitty, you got no idea how much Books appreciates you. Like, yeah, I fuck around all the time, but you are fucking amazing, queen.
Hey, thank you.
We got your back.
Me and Columbo, we really appreciate you.
So does the community.
Yeah, tomorrow, when I get up, I've got to work in the office tomorrow unexpectedly.
I was planning on not having to do office. You're going I'll when I get up. I've got to work in the office tomorrow unexpectedly. I was planning on not having
to do office. You're going into the office
tomorrow? Yeah.
Now, which office is that?
Mine.
What do you got? You got to flirt with the boss a little bit
and go home?
I think one of the brokers is going to be there
maybe. It's usually just me in there.
But he might be there tomorrow. He might not be.
He just kind of comes and goes.
What are you brokering exactly?
Insurance-based things.
All of them.
Oh, you sell insurance?
Employers. For employers, though.
For their employees. So I manage
40 groups and oversee 40 more
of employers
and all their employees.
And all their benefits, yeah.
Let's go.
So we're saying that we sell insurance.
You sell life insurance, car insurance,
or health insurance?
Health and life.
Health and what?
Health and what?
Health and life, yep.
And I don't touch the finance side
because we have a partner for finance. Also Also just because I've got enough to do. I've actually got too much to do to be honest with you.
So you're selling health insurance out here?
Sometimes I do selling, but primarily it's a lot of admin work for maintaining what's already out there.
Now, let's say, like, you wanted to get me health insurance for my birthday.
Could you steal health insurance from me and give it to me?
For my birthday, you can't?
It don't work that way?
How about, like, life insurance?
Can you steal me, like, a $ million dollar policy for free no okay i can't
can't do that either no i couldn't even sell it to you if i wanted to of you being on your own
because i only deal with employers if you don't have at least it needs to be at least
four people and under 200 for me to look at or mess with it aflac oh god not aflac aflac is the
worst oh of all the carriers oh don't get me started on that i would rather i would probably
rather deal with i would rather deal with etna and that is things about blue cross blue shield
Aetna.
Aetna.
How about Blue Cross Blue Shield?
I'd rather deal with them than Aflac.
Basically, Aflac is the worst to deal with because their systems are arcade.
How about State Farm?
I don't know about State Farm.
I don't sell State Farm.
I'm not a State Farm agent.
What about Cigna?
They're kind of a pain in the ass, but not like Humana is.
What about Aetna?
Well, I've said that.
I put Aetna on the totem pole right above
Aflac, but still
light years above. Literally nothing's
as bad as Aflac's
system for users. There's nothing wrong with the coverage.
As a matter of fact, it's a fantastic way
to get the best
one to commit fraud.
Where I could just scam them and no one's on that.
This is recorded and it took me a long time
to get my license. That's how I take care of my kids.
I ain't saying a dumb shit like that.
Oh, alright. Fine.
I just want to know which one don't ask
questions and just pay sub.
I mean, if you're wanting to make sure
like the one that people get paid out the most
from. I'm probably better off
asking Nico this question.
I would say. Ancillaries like aflac and the reason is because well most other stuff is just like life policies
and you gotta die to get those right so we'll get like seriously injured or something i'm probably
better off asking neko this question right i mean i don't know I mean I reckon you want to ask him to go for it.
Neko, which car insurance is the best
one that pays out without
asking questions if I say
park my car in a flood zone tonight?
You're going to go
oh shit, hold on one second.
Damn. You're going to go
State Farm, you're going to go
American Family, Allstate and Geico, one of them.
Progressive.
And now when they kick me off, I got to go one of them internet brands.
No, you can just jump over to a different one,
but you just got to do it before it's reported.
And then pay your policy in full.
So pay a six-month or a year policy. I done that before. You just got to do it before it's reported. And then pay your policy in full.
So pay a six-month or a year policy.
I've done that before, and they dropped me.
So what do I do?
What was the question?
After doing it like 10 times, what do I do?
I get a dealer plate. You get a dealer plate.
And wait seven years.
Or you call Yamaha Oyaba.
Okay.
Thanks, Nico.
Now, how many insurance companies have kicked you out in the last 30 years?
No, I've had two insurance companies kick me off.
Two only?
And the others you left before they kicked you off.
And I had to switch my home insurance because I had them replace a $25,000 roof, $15,000 siding, all of that stuff.
What's a roof?
Are you some kind of dog?
Roof, roof.
It's one of them roof roofs.
I'm not getting that.
Roof, roof, roof, roof, roof. Are you a Yorkie or something? Like, are you some kind of dog? Ruff ruff. It's one of them ruff ruffs. I'm not getting that. Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff.
Are you a Yorkie or something?
A shih tzu.
A shih tzu.
One of them shih tzu.
I be shitting everywhere.
Now, do you think that these shih tzus do jujitsu?
Well, that's what happens.
When you do the jujitsu is when you shih tzu.
Yeah?
Oh, shit.
One of them country dogs.
You guys are crazy.
Yeah.
Y'all are honestly.
I got my Chinese food right here.
New season of Squid Games is out tonight.
Allegedly.
Yeah, my son was starting to watch it.
It was out, I think.
I've been watching BMS. It's already out.
Yeah.
Did you all guys already binge it?
No we started
Binging all the other ones first since it came out
Yeah I'll probably start watching it
Tonight with my son once I
Shut everything down
Cause he's waiting to watch it with me
You were going through the
Black Mirror stuff too right?
I said you had like a Black Mirror stuff too, right? What was that?
I said you had like a Black Mirror like marathon or something too or something.
It's good guys, dude.
You know, hey, when you
shut everything down books and you're laying there
watching TV, yeah, it's good to
watch, bro.
Yeah, yeah, it's worth it. But if you haven't watched
any of it, I would definitely start with
first one.
The first season.
You know, that's where the story begins, you know?
But you'll like it, though.
Books, it's some D-Gen shit, bro.
Like, it's the shit that they be doing and going through.
You'll like it, bro.
And I don't watch too much TV, but they had me watch the first one,
and I really liked it.
Yep.
Really good show.
What did you get, Kura?
General Sal.
General Sal, or whatever the hell his name is.
It's either that or Sesame Chicken, bro.
Or in the orange chicken. Sesame Chicken.
Now you're trying to recommend Sesame Chicken to me?
I'm Space Kitty.
I don't really do that stuff.
Books.
I don't do that.
Sesame Chicken stuff. I was raised eating corn and cabbage, so I don't really do that. Chicken stuff.
Corn and cabbage?
I was raised on a farm. We were picking the wheat and making rice every day. Books.
I'm making rice every day.
Books.
Space kitty?
What?
Are you getting annoyed, my mate?
Nope.
Nope, that's just how I say what.
I say it all day long to my kids, to my cats.
If you could, you would say get to me, right?
Get books.
Nope, I don't like when people tell people to get like a dog.
What you mean?
Have you ever getted?
No, but I've been yelled at
to get a lot and I don't like it.
Makes me want to stab somebody so I don't yell at people.
Now, is it space kitten or space
kitten?
I don't know what the second thing you said
was, but I think you burped.
I don't burp, sweetheart.
That sound like it?
That was called an angel toot.
Not that.
Okay, well, thank you for that. I didn't know that one, so I knew every day, I guess.
Ken.
Hmm?
Space Ken.
What? Hmm? Space can. Wait, what? You ever been to jail?
Never?
You never got compensation of heroin or crack before?
Okay, I'm just asking.
No, definitely not.
I'm not judging, I'm just asking. No, definitely not. I'm not judging, I'm asking.
No, but if you're trying to search me, just so you know, there's eight people in East Tennessee, along with my exact name, my age, and several of them.
Oh, she's been caught before.
That's what you, listen, this ain't a job in her.
You ain't got to lie to me, Clayton.
You ain't got to tell me what you're telling them to be.
You're looking at a name that I've never used.
That's what you're doing.
Looking at a what?'re telling them to be. You're looking at a name that I've never used. That's what you're doing. Looking at a what?
A name I never used.
That's why.
Space Kid, you ever been committed to a mental institution before?
Nope.
Not what my sister did.
And they apparently have a lot of power right there.
Is this what she drank?
One of them got like 13 siblings, remember?
Gotcha.
Don't be looking for me. Mind your business.
Okay. Don't be looking for me, mind your business. Isn't that like how Dear John started off some shit like that?
Space Kitty, you settled down.
I've had people on the internet find me and shit, and it's unsettling.
Especially when you have kids, it's just not comfortable.
Mm-hmm.
It's a mama bear instinct.
Yeah, I couldn't have been in no major trouble anyway
and have a state license for what I do
that's right I had to do
fingerprint background checks and stuff
never mind I'm good
I can get you a license
if you was in trouble
alright if you need one
I can have it overnighted
to you in less than 24 hours. Whatever kind of
license you want. If you're renting a place out and you need a deed to the property so you can
sell the property, admit more emotions, make sure you hit my DM. I don't know what kind of service you're selling.
We sell all sorts of services.
It's called Habibi Incorporated.
Right?
It sounds dangerous.
I don't know why.
It feels dangerous.
I like to say it feels rare, but it don't.
It feels like you ever hear the email I got, so.
I love how space fitting makes everybody want to, like,
sound like their home house.
It's so funny.
I do, too.
I get it properly.
Meow.
Listen, we got Seabear coming up.
We got Space Kitty in the fucking house.
Let's get A-T-H-Kate.
Where's A-T-H-Kate at?
I thought she was co-host.
Space Kitty, are these motherfuckers fucking with you?
I got your back, Space Kitty.
You let me know, I'll bite him.
Y'all better watch out. See, Bear, he got a heart patch
on his eye already. Girl, you know I got
your back. I'll bite him.
You don't know, but them
heart-eyed ones, those are probably like the pirates
or something. Yes, ma'am.
They got one eye covered. It's all about the
love. I just want to say
Seabird,
Seabird, thank you so much for taking that
PFP to the edge, bro.
Thank you. I love you, life. You know that,
brother.
Yo, guys,
look at number 3,000
in the collection
Look at how sick that shit is
Number 3000 is fucking insane yo
Like sick
Like absolutely sick
The bottom teeth look like like girl women's nails
oh that shit looks sick look up in the jumbo books i just got that mouth trade i minted uh
number one i minted the last one 1963 that that meant that was number 2750 it has that same
mouth trade with the butterflies in it i I love it. It's dope.
Yeah, that's sick, bro.
Absolutely insane.
Yeah, it's a good trait right there The mouth and like the butterfly shit
Okay, I just want to draw everybody's attention to the Jumbotron
I just posted Rich's post up there
Look at how perfectly centered he got that heart emoji in that screenshot
It covers my face in a perfectly centered way
It's just really good Yeah, that was excellent timing.
That's all I'm sharing.
I like when the emojis are placed well
in screenshots.
I do too. You know you get tagged in a lot of
screenshots and you are in a lot of
screenshots when suddenly a
multi-placement becomes apparent to you.
Probably a girl thing.
Thanks, Kitty.
Yes, Dix?
Let's get some doggone sales going.
Well, I don't know who you want me to sell it to.
I guess I could go get my DMs.
I'm just going to tell you earlier on, you brought the two biggest brokies.
I didn't want to say nothing while they was here.
But those guys, they ain't made a profitable trade since I met them in this space.
So let's get some people that, you know, those guys, if they minted one, they'd be crying if we didn't mint out in the next three days.
And if we did, they listed for .02.
So if they could.
No, Deb wouldn't list it.
He wouldn't flip it.
No, Deb is very loyal to me, actually.
I don't think I know him.
That's a very good friend.
I don't think I know that one too well.
Yeah, no, you don't know that one.
That one will hold it.
Attic, he trades.
I don't know what he would do with it.
I don't know.
He might want to hold it.
He's at dinner right now, but he's going to come back when he's done with dinner.
And we're going to talk about it, probably.
Let's get some ballers in here.
I know you're about to ballers.
See, I don't like sending people DMs.
Here's how you...
I'm going to tell you my secret.
Listen, send them them DMs.
Send them them pictures from 15 years ago and let's get them in here.
Space kitty.
Space kitty.
What?
Space kitty.
What? Let kitty. What?
Let's follow my plan.
I think it'll work.
Why not?
I don't use those.
I know.
I was just...
You're sharp.
I can't get nothing past you.
You know, I was just joking there.
I was joshing and you caught me.
You caught me real good.
Yeah. You're me real good. Yeah.
You're a sharp one.
Yeah, well, don't tell nobody.
That's not part of my secret sauce is telling nobody.
I thought I was late.
And, nope, it's not that late at night.
She's still sharp.
Space Kitty.
Hmm?
Let's go ahead and get some sales going.
I want to do your sales practices.
I want you to pull out the four square, the crack sheet.
Here's the thing.
Here's how I get people in.
I spend an ungodly amount of time on a lot of chains and on a lot of spaces.
And I communicate to a lot of people that way.
And I'll say, hey, I'm going to be over here at this time.
Come by.
I want to tell you about something. And I'll pull them over here that way and they'll
come because I'll talk to them say well when can you meet me over there and I'll set it almost
like an appointment but hey come over here and I've not been on spaces today so whoever's awake
right now is probably in something or listening to already or they're not on here which means I'm
gonna have to try to reach them and they're gonna read my message after i'm already passed out and then i'm gonna look like a jerk when i'm not here
and i'm gonna take me serious tomorrow when i do the same thing so i like to tell them verbally
when i'm gonna be there and set it up to where like no hey like you're gonna come over here and
we're gonna talk about it and i want to tell you about this thing and you're my friend come here
i like that thinking right there now so we've got 40 minutes till midnight to get to 2100.
It don't look like it's going to happen now.
You give me the 2100 by the morning when I wake up.
What was that?
How many we at?
1963.
It's been a couple since we got in here.
Okay.
Yeah, it's been a couple since you got here.
Now, you give me the 2100 by 8 a.m. tomorrow morning, Eastern Standard Time.
No, I gotta work in the morning, 8 a.m., I can't do that.
I ain't got time for all that, I gotta go sleep.
I throw in the tummy tuck, the BBL, and then a little lip fill.
If you throw in Jesus, I still have to work tomorrow, because I still got my groceries for my kids, so.
Now, I can't throw in Jesus. You know what they say.
First, the false messiah is coming.
Yep.
You know?
It's Trump or Elon now.
It's Trump or Elon.
So, you know, Jesus don't come till after.
He might be here right now.
He might be here right now watching everything, but he ain't here yet.
Did you see that video that they edited of that Italian minister, her, like, looking all crazy and stuff?
It almost, she almost passed for being the one.
She almost did.
I almost thought it was her for a minute, and then I realized, oh, wait, this is edited and slowed down real bad.
She was a crazy sh**. Now, I'm telling you, I'm gonna
tell you right now,
the Antichrist is
either Elon or Trump.
The Jews are already saying
that Trump is the Messiah. Would that make you
if you'd be eating dinner with him? I know that video
was really yours.
I found that video
on YouTube, sweet tits. That wasn't
real. No, you didn't. Yes, I did.
I wasn't eating dinner with him.
Do I look like a guy that would eat dinner with Trump?
I mean, honestly, yeah.
No, I don't.
I think so.
I'm pretty sure that was your video.
And I'm pretty sure I had to tell everybody for two weeks or a week or some shit.
Every time I come anywhere near you, every five minutes about how it was yours you just couldn't get mad
at me.
So I feel like I remember that.
I don't know why but I think that's what happened.
I think that was your video.
I don't know. Who did you tell that it was mine?
I wasn't there.
You was
there. You just really want me
to convince everybody you wasn't.
How could you prove that I was there?
Well, you complained a lot about it on recorded spaces.
And I think you posted about maybe 25,000 times.
I didn't.
That's a lie.
Okay, you posted about twice, but you made the rest of us post about 25,000 times.
That's not true.
Yep.
Yep, that video of Elon.
Now you're just making things up.
Nope, that video of Elon with that woman and forks.
I remember it.
Elon and some forks?
Yep.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Space Kitty.
Okay.
All right.
Wink, wink.
I hear you.
Now you're saying that I had dinner with Trump and his wife?
Nope.
That ain't what I said.
But I mean, if we consider evil on his wife for a little while, which he might have been,
then maybe.
I don't remember having Trump and his wife.
I remember having dinner with them a few weeks ago.
Oh, okay.
Well, here's what I know.
I know that.
You're probably guilty.
What's his wife's name? Melanie?
Mylanie?
Mylanie or something?
Melania?
Melania.
Melania.
Melania.
You ever saw this video?
Of Trump and his girlfriend?
I bet you didn't.
What were we looking for?
Oh, there's that Elon video.
There's the Elon video.
Now you see the other video after that one?
Let me look.
What do we see there?
Yep.
Let's see.
Now do you see this video here?
What?
What do we see there?
Now, that's Jesse Walters, isn't it?
Yep, whoopsie.
Now, do you see this video there?
Who's there?
Who do you see there?
Who do you see there that the entire Twitter space pretended they didn't see?
That's his daughter.
Well, I don't blame them for pretending they didn't see her.
It's kind of funny.
Now, I got another question for you.
Who do you see in that video that I just posted up there?
Oh, Lord, thank you, Luke.
Oh, God.
Well, I think it's the Antichrist. I mean, I don't know which one of them.
I don't think.
Listen, it's one of them.
It ain't me, though.
Listen, it ain't me.
Are you sure?
It ain't me.
How do you know?
I know for a fact.
I know for a fact it ain't me.
Hey, who is this Tom guy?
He's the one that came up.
He's got a cat on there.
I feel like I should let him, But I don't know what will happen.
Is he a tomboy?
His name is Two and then he's got
Drool. But I don't know about that.
Yeah, it says
MeminglessTom is the handle.
Why don't we
go ahead and get Wooly up here.
Two, Drew, Two,
Two, and Two.
How many followers he got?
How many followers he got? How many followers he got?
He's following 1.3,442 of them.
To me, I'm going to tell you right now, he looks like someone you could sell.
I don't know if he does.
He might also be someone who might porn spam the Jumbotron.
How do you know?
He looks like a guy
you could send.
I didn't do this, guys. Whatever happens, I'm not
responsible for it.
Kuro brings it upon himself. It's okay.
Hey, I'm
going to be nice.
Okay, thank you. I appreciate it.
I'm not in the mood. I'm trying to smoke a joint and go to bed.
How are you today, too?
I was going to say, I've never been spoken to so nicely before.
You're like, you figured it out, two drool.
Oh, is that correct?
Yeah, it's my gamertag.
Oh, and why is that your gamertag?
Now I'm going to need everybody to lay off the mute button, unmute button besides Space Kitty and 2Drew.
Everybody yells, shut up.
Go ahead, Space Kitty.
Okay, well, thank you.
I was asking you why is that your game and handle?
I was curious about that.
Well, so my name's Andrew, and the first nickname I ever was given was Andrew.
And I just figured I'd commit to it.
I have a new question.
Why was that your first nickname?
I get sloppy downstairs.
No, man.
No, there's no reason.
No reason?
Are you sure?
Come on, this is a story.
Dude, how many of my exes have you been in contact with?
I mean, none of them.
I mean, should I?
Can they tell me the story about why you caught that?
No, it's probably best that you don't know exact details.
Why?
Well, my other names are Floppy, you know, Flippity Flip, you know, Floposius.
That's a weird one.
My brother gives me so many nicknames.
My question is, why does your brother know that
about you, though?
My brother is my brother.
He's my blood.
He knows me better than most.
It's really annoying.
It's interesting.
I don't know if I'd tell people that in the future.
I like to operate in the shop.
I probably should shut up.
It's okay.
Actually, I've not seen you around here before.
Have you ever seen our project?
The Motion Project?
You know anything about NFTs?
I don't like them.
Why?
It's anti...
Dude, it's the biggest word Eminem knows.
Anti-disestablishmentarianism.
I don't like it.
You're talking about NFTs?
Hello.
That's what he said.
Yeah, it's like... We don't like them either. You talking about NFTs? Hello. That's what he said.
We don't like them either.
Dude, I'm trying to snort gold over here.
You know what's better than snorting gold?
What's that?
Ooh, collecting it.
Snorting platinum.
Boof and gold.
Now, you know what the jewelry of the man is, right?
The jewelry of the man is arms.
The right to bear arms. So make sure you got your jewelry on you at all times.
You know, leave the necklaces,
the bracelets, and the earrings
to the ladies.
And make sure you've got your
ankle gun,
your waist gun, under your armpit gun, and your shotgun hanging on across your shoulder and your rifle hanging across your other shoulder.
Now that's tooled up and jeweled up and lit up like a Christmas tree.
Anything goes down, you're ready to go.
I'm too dangerous without a gun.
You know what I mean?
Like my cousin from the Navy
He won't give me my gun back
And he's like
You're gonna have to sign something
And it's like
I guess I don't need it
Nobody can take your gun
Don't ever let another man take your gun
Well, no, I gave it to him for a reason
I'll tell you what
Having another man take your gun
Is like having another man take your
anal virginity where I come from.
Well, I trust him with it.
Listen, I want to
stay a virgin in my ass.
So I'm keeping my gun.
It's just like his pinky. It's only a
pinky finger. That's not much.
Listen, that
still hurts. I've been in a massage parlor before well it's
uncomfortable but it doesn't hurt really it's uncomfortable they stuck the tip of their tongue
in there and i don't really like it too much so i pushed them away and i pushed them away in a way
where you know they couldn't really report me like when a horse reacts and kicks i kicked i broke the
lady's jaw that was one of them illegal massage parlors so
she couldn't call the police anything so i got out there unscathed untouched okay but it's okay
it's like bro i wanted to be touched
how dare they let's let's get you let's get you your gun Now as far as the entities go
I don't like them
But I'll tell you one thing
This motion that she's about to tell you about
Space titty
I think you're gonna like it
It's good
It's really good
Dude I like boobs
It's the perfect project for you
Because what we're going to do is
we're going to tattoo them on my nipples anyway.
No, this is a true story.
Oh, crap.
Yeah, we're going to do it.
So, I mean, we're going to pierce them.
So, I mean, if you want to miss out on being in that project,
then that's on you.
I'm just out here trying to convert lesbians.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, listen.
If I can convert things,
I could convert you to NFTs probably I bet
It's gonna be fun
Well we don't want to convert them to NFTs
Cause remember we don't lack them
At least just for 5 minutes
I'm just
I'm just saying
Whatever a girl can do to you
I'm into it
I'll do as the girls do You know what whatever a girl can do to you like I'm into it and I could I'll do as the girls
do you know what I mean I can do that
I like to play games
oh man
do you
I have one called Memphis
Memphis
yeah it's two souls that it costs.
And here's the game. When you push the mint button, you might, and you could
low odds, be totally transparent with you, low odds, but you could
potentially mint something that gets you a Rolex. That's the game.
I'm just saying. Sounds like you could use a Rolex. That's the game. I'm just saying. Sounds like you could use a Rolex.
And they're
unisex. These particular
pieces of art are unisex, so
you can attract the girl or the guy that you're seeking.
That sounds so
complicated. Can I just live alone?
When's the AI going to give
me a robot
with an incubator in it?
Let's keep it simple. Probably in three weeks, but that, a robot with an incubator in it, you know what I'm saying? Like, let's keep it simple.
Probably like in three weeks, but that's
a long time, you know?
Three weeks?
I mean, probably. I mean,
it's going to be like 30 grand.
They're going to make it cost like
they're going to make
it expensive.
Why they got to do it like that?
If you happen to come
across a little bit of Solana,
these are actually
really cool because they're made out of actual fiat.
If you zoom in on any of these little abstract
faces, just touch any one of them
and then just zoom in real tight on it,
those little tiny things that are cut
out are all pieces of actual physical currency.
I think he got wronged.
Hey, Rome's here.
Shout out to Rome, Jay.
Hey, Tio.
Tio, come up here if you get a minute.
Hey, Tio, come up here if you get a minute.
I know you're probably tired of working all day.
I know you're probably tired of working all day.
Tio's already got a lot of motion.
Oh, does he?
Yeah, he buys.
He was helping me set up my sound stuff.
He actually told me which things to buy.
You don't need to be sold.
What kind of sound stuff are we talking?
I was setting up things before everything changed.
Like you, me, and all the sound you'll be making?
What was that?
No, it was soundboard, microphone.
I thought you were talking about something.
Things I needed to connect things and cords.
You know, you keep getting me so excited, Space Cutie.
I don't know what I'm gonna do with you.
Before you, it was Bad Mommy.
Bad Mommy.
Oh, we did some bad things together, me and her.
Yeah.
You never watched a movie Bad Mommy and Clyde?
Yep, just doxed myself. I'm Clyde. Space kitty?
Hey, sorry, that's my kitty calling me.
There may be an emergency I have to deal with, but two drool is back.
What a miss.
How old are your kids?
11 and 9.
11 and 9? You've been rocking for freaking 20 years?
What do you mean?
Holy guacamole. She's been active is what that means.
She's been active for 20 years.
She said 11 and 9.
Yeah, 9 plus 11.
That's 20.
That is not how you do that math, but okay.
I didn't wait for one turn to live and they get Brexit. They're only one year apart.
I was homeschooled in the South.
We were playing squads.
So we were playing squads.
It was me, my friend Prime, and my friend Alex.
And we were making it to first place second place third place and it was just us three against i would say about 30 teams of four
or 25 teams of four and we get a fourth named neko and we haven't been able to get past, like,
20th place.
We keep dying.
It don't make sense.
We were doing better as three.
You had a fourth teammate, and you win.
And we had the fourth teammate,
and we can't even win no more.
It don't even make sense.
It don't even make sense.
I'm ready to just about switch Neko out with Rome
and play some game with Rome
because Neko ain't cutting it.
Gotta play Call of Duty with Rome.
Listen, you can play Call of Duty.
I'm not playing Call of Duty.
You can play with Rome. You can play with Columbus. You can play with all of Duty. I'm not playing Call of Duty. You can play with Rome. You can play with Columbus.
You can play with all of them. I'm not playing.
I'm gonna have to tell him.
No, no. T.O. says his voice is gone. T.O., I hope you feel better soon.
I'm gonna have to tell you.
T.O. didn't even go to NFT NYC.
I thought he'd be there.
You gotta listen up here. I got something to say. I thought he'd be there. You gotta listen up here.
I got something to say.
He leans back in his chair.
Silence
fills the room.
He leans in.
Someone says some shit about
Call of Duty? You guys are playing Call of Duty?
Cigar smoke
curls through the air.
His eyes narrow.
Book says,
Listen, my friends.
My familiar.
The associates in the crowd.
You got a chance here.
A real chance.
To be part of something special.
Motion NFT is 3,333 pieces of pure art.
Crafted from real world currency.
Hand cut by Colombo himself.
Immortalized on the Solana blockchain.
It's parts in your pocket.
These ain't just NFTs. They're history.
Minting right now on Magic Eden, the finest marketplace in the game. For just two Solana,
you get in motion. You own a slice of this revolution. And if you grab one of the legendaries,
that's a custom Rolex watch with your NFT built right into the face of it.
That's digital art.
Put it on your own Rolex if you want.
That's tighter than skinny jeans.
Here's the thing, kid.
Last I checked,
there's
1,963
minted already.
That's 58.9%
gone.
Don't sleep on this.
You mint them now
and let
Motion NFT on Solana, launching them now and let Motion NFT
on Solana,
launching right now
on Magic Eden,
make you an offer
you can't refuse.
Capisce?
Don't fuck this up, kid. Give it up for
Seabag
What's up man
So what were you guys saying about Apollo duty?
What in the country shit is going on here?
Hmm?
Columbo, you heard about them talking about video games?
Yeah, so that's what I'm asking.
What's being said?
Hey, you don't want to play with none of them,
dude. They're all ass at all these games.
Okay.
I need to replace
Necco here in Fortnite.
You were saying that Alex used to be a streamer,
like a popular streamer in Call of Duty.
Not popular streamer.
Like, we didn't know who he was but he was he was on the way to becoming a popular streamer yeah
like he was getting there if he stayed with it he probably would have done something with it
well it would be nice to play some call of duty with some other people. With some Call of Duty-ers?
Yeah.
I'll play a grand with some Call of Duty.
He's trying to get books to play zombies.
You meant motion, you get to play with Columbo kind of thing?
I like that.
Man, it's a 10-clip, dawg.
You played with him yet, Kura?
Kura? Kura?
I gotta download the game first.
Oh, your ass.
If you ain't got the game downloaded, you're not good at the game.
No, but I used to be nasty.
I think, Kura, I think, Cap, you should play with Columbus and see where it goes.
Yeah, he is.
I'm laying in bed right now, but I'm definitely down in the future.
Yeah.
He's been around for a long time.
Who has?
Oh, I had my mic hot.
Jackie's talking about some bullshit
over here with Dracula, but...
Sorry, guys.
Legend's watching some
movie about Dracula. i thought my mic
was off i gotta get
off here i'm not gonna hot mic and
say some crazy shit
hey dracula
no i'm kidding but uh i didn't know my mic was on
thanks a lot books No, I'm kidding, but I didn't know my mic was on.
Thanks a lot, book.
Thanks a lot for what?
You didn't say, yo, you're Mike.
Motherfucker, I'm thinking you're talking to us.
No, I was just talking about Dracula on this movie.
And he has a bunch of properties.
It's some kids movie.
Like a kids movie about Dracula?
What's it called?
Hotel Transylvania.
It's some cartoon.
Legends watching.
We grew up to that, didn't we?
Hotel Transylvania.
Pretty sure we did.
It's a little new one.
It's a new one?
Oh, it's a new one?
It's a little cartoon.
It's really cute.
It's really freaking cute, guys.
Yeah.
It's actually really good. It's actually really good it's actually kind of funny and some of the parts are actually funny
Yeah, Jackie's been laughing and she doesn't laugh at a lot of stuff that she has a good great sense of humor and she's actually been laughing
Yeah, it's funny
Cool, I'll check you damn I just ruined the whole the whole vibe my bad guys. Um, oh
No, no, no, nobody was so is shit. So is Nick gonna eat these donuts or what's going on with that?
He's gonna do a live stream just wearing a push. I see eating some
Krispy Kreme
No Who's Shisey eating some Krispy Kreme? No?
I think he's down.
So he is or is he just
messing around?
I don't know. He's probably actually down.
That won't be today though, right?
No, no.
When are we going to do it?
Does he have a job, like a regular job?
Yeah.
Yeah, he works around the five.
All right.
So probably the weekend, maybe.
Don't get us excited for nothing.
No, it'll be minted out before the weekend.
Come on.
Fourth of July weekend.
It's a good weekend.
We haven't even started yet, man.
Yeah, we got to...
Let's set it up.
Let's actually set it up
where we post about it,
we tweet the shit,
and we do it in Discord
and all that stuff.
Or we do a whole stream
where this guy's freaking
clogging his arteries
live on Spaces.
Hell yeah.
Yeah. I'd love to watch
someone clog their arteries live on Spaces,
bro. Absolutely.
Bro, you gotta look at the professional eaters, bro.
Professional eaters.
You gotta chew the food thoroughly so it folds neatly into your stomach.
Come on, man.
You think books don't know?
No, no, no, no, books.
We're talking ungodly amounts of food here, bro.
Shit, you definitely could not eat.
Nor I.
You could.
Yes, you could.
Bro, I see you, bro.
You're a fucking city.
You're a human, you could. Bro, I see you, bro. You're a fucking human refrigerator, bro.
To fit a fucking whole horse.
You just gotta open the throat.
You can fit a whole horse in your right arm.
Open the throat and inhale it, dude.
You know how to do it.
Oh, shit.
Cool Rod, did you think I would be nicer in person
Or exactly what I was
I didn't expect anything
It's on point
I said I think
Asshole YRL asshole on here
No you're the same person
Same person For the most part Maybe a little worse in person Asshole YRL asshole on here? No, you're the same person.
Same person.
For the most part.
Maybe a little worse in person.
Nah.
Like, you get to see the reactions live.
You get to see the retardation live, right?
Yeah.
Do I have random outbursts? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do I have random outbursts?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Fucking hilarious.
Did you eat the octopus at home?
Yeah. You nasty motherfucker.
Did you eat the pasta that I didn't finish?
I took a bite.
Did you have the clams in it?
No. Did I not the clams in it? No.
Did I not leave you any?
You did, I think.
I'm pretty sure.
I think.
I don't know.
He ate everything, bro.
Were you holding yourself back
at the restaurant from fucking vacuum
cleaning the table?
No. No.
No, no, no.
It was a great
feeling because I get full quick
with those big shit, so.
You get full quick?
Yeah, makes you eat a lot less.
You don't look like
you get full quick.
I love you, I'm just fucking with you, dog. I love you,
Cora. I'm just fucking with you, dog.
No. I got
family on Zempick, bro. You're gonna be just
fine. That shit works good, believe it or not.
Really good. Who in your family is on
Zempick? I don't know what Zempick is.
I know what OZempick is.
My daughter's on it, bro.
You got your son on that, bro?
He leaves married.
I don't want any of them on it. They. My daughter fucking... You got your son on that, bro? Not me. He leaves married. I can't...
I don't want any of them on it.
They don't live with me books.
You didn't tell them, bro?
If you were someone you love, Tucho Zempick, between the years, blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, you may be entitled to compensation.
That's coming, bro.
I'm telling you right now.
My son, Michael's wife, bro, talked him into getting the fucking COVID shot.
He's...
Only one of my three kids got it.
Michael got it, bro.
Pissed me off, bro.
Your son Michael's wife looks good or not?
Not good enough to take a fucking COVID shot.
No, no, she's cute.
Not good enough to take a COVID shot.
Oh, shit.
She's a great person.
And she keeps him in line with his like with his but you just told us she
pretty much looks like a fucking horse my guy but he was a big dude and he like has very uh he's he
spends money stupidly and he does he quits she's a big girl huh quits jobs a lot and she does keep
him in line that way and out of trouble you need know, that's how you say, kept going. You need a big girl for that.
You need a big girl for that.
Listen, sometimes you sacrifice a little.
She's loyal.
She ain't going to cheat.
You know what I mean?
She got his back because him and my other son got into a fist fight.
She jumped in.
So, I mean, yeah.
Were you mad that she hit your other son?
I was mad that they got him cuffed up in New Hampshire.
Bet your ass I fucking lost it.
They got him locked up?
Bro, my wife's in the hospital here in Providence.
I get up.
I'm back.
My wife's spoiled.
I'm back at 4.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner.
I walk in the fucking door.
It's like 1130 at night.
Phone's ringing, ringing, ringing.
I'm on the phone with my wife.
She's screaming that I didn't fucking take her out.
So you guys are like as white trash as it gets.
Bro, hey, listen, bro.
Yo, yo.
Yo, he says, and he can't beat Jordan's ass.
Jordan will fucking mob him.
I just beat Jordan's ass and he's in jail.
I fucking, when you hear that about your son, bro.
I think Jordan won.
Joe, Jordan's a beast. He's like, bro. I think Jordan won. Joe.
Jordan's a beast.
He's like, he's deaf.
Jordan wouldn't have went to jail, bro.
Think about that.
Bro, he's deaf.
There's 10 people fucking telling their side of the story.
He don't even know what the fuck anybody's saying, bro.
Jordan's deaf?
Yeah.
So he got retard strength like a motherfucker.
Wicked bad.
Wicked bad.
Yeah.
And no fear.
Because you don't hear no fucking, like, you know, violence.
So he got zero fear, bro.
Dangerous.
I already know, bro.
Blind or deaf pit bull, you stay away from that thing.
So Jordan's got retard strength.
They got him arrested.
Yeah.
You were furious.
Furious, dude.
I almost had a fucking heart attack. But you did nothing
about it. Bro, all the way in New Hampshire,
there's nothing I can do. Bro,
you keep coming up here telling us stories
of how you were furious, but you did nothing
about it, bro. Listen, what do you want me to do?
We gotta teach you.
Start snapping necks. Listen,
I'll tell you right now. Yo, yo, yo, I'm gonna tell you
right now, right now, right now.
If Columbo's son is 19, 20 years, shit, 14 years old, and he comes home and he's like,
Dad, I just got into a fight and I got beat up or jumped.
Yo, Columbo's shooting somebody.
That's my kind of friend, bro.
Like, I'm some real shit, bro.
How am I going to shoot one of my sons?
Not thinking about, oh, I can get charged.
Oh, I can go to jail.
I got 30 charges.
Slapling in the mugshot. I'm not worried about charges.
Oh, you got to go start snapping next, bro.
See, this is the shit with you.
They're both my blood.
What do I got to do?
Right now, Hasey.
Hasey.
Hasey's got a kid.
Hasey's kid comes home and says, oh, I got beat up today.
Hasey's going to go And do nothing about it
That's why I don't fuck with Hassi
You know what I'm saying? Same with MJ
MJ's gonna pick up the phone and call the cops
Cap is gonna do something
You see like this is the
Kura
Right now if I call Kura and I say
Kura I got beat up blah blah blah blah blah
Kura's gonna wait To Kura, I got beat up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Kura's going to wait to find that person sitting down somewhere at a diner, and he's going to fall over.
Oh, absolutely.
Don't pancake.
Pancake.
Believe me.
Believe me, I agree.
It broke my family up for like a whole year, and my two sons. Kura, I'll turn you into a flapjack, Magneto.
My two sons still don't talk, and it's's been two years and it fucking... Let me see a
picture of Magneto real quick. Let me pull it up.
I got it right here. It breaks me in my way.
Kuro turned you into a chicken cutlet.
Thin. Thin like the Italian chicken
cutlet. Thin. My son comes over
on Saturday. My other son comes on
Sunday. It's fucking...
It's like heartbreaking, bro.
You know what I mean? They don't fucking speak.
He don't want his death. He can't speak. i mean they don't fucking speak you don't want his death he can't speak but you know what i mean they don't like they used to play call of duty all day together madden they text yeah they text so there you go not no more not
for two years not for two years don't fix it you see me my dad tells me fix it
I'm fixing it
it's not really my son Michael
it's his fucking wife bro
she came here on the day before Mother's Day
I was yelling at my other son about it
call your son
say you saw her with another guy
I was yelling at him about it
I said your wife put your hands on your fucking brother
I saw your wife yo let me hands on your fucking brother. I saw
your wife. Yo, let me ask you a question.
You got a neighbor. He's single.
One of the neighbors
gotta be a single man. You know what I'm
saying? I seen your wife walking out
the back door the other day.
I didn't know. I thought it was a female's
house. Go scout the neighborhood.
Figure it out. Let them know. Boom. She's
out the picture. Your sons are squashed their beef,
and they're good to go, bro.
I don't even know if this chick's even talking to me no more.
Man, yo, the Magnetos
are cop callers, bro.
Now I know, bro.
Yup, yup, yup.
Like, see the different, nah, 30 charges,
junky charges, brother, junky charges.
I'm not a junkie, bro.
They're junky charges, I'm telling you right now, bro.
Junkie charges.
Listen, Magneto. Listen, listen.
We're going to get you right.
We're going to get you right, bro. I got you.
I got you. We're going to get you right.
By the time I'm done with you, you'll be
a fucking man, bro. Some people
don't become men until 60, bro. It's alright.
His blood pressure's got to be sky sky high every time he comes i'm gonna get mad over that shit bro you crazy you used to you used to you're too funny bro
you should be a fucking comedian comedian the motion comedy club i told you bro you'd fucking
kill it the only thing funny is those three digits you call every time some ship pops off
From based off your stories
You got the wrong you talk to them you got the wrong dude I get
Voluntarily, I get pulled over by seven cruises. They call in the whole fucking police force
I know somebody that knows you bro. You have a sign in front of your house that says if you see something, say something, bro.
I got the neighborhood
watch symbol
by your house. I seen it.
You already know, bro.
One thing we don't do
is call cops.
We push 911s.
The turbo is where the roof goes back.
If I dial 911, they're going to hang up on me.
If I dial 911, you better know her name is Portia before 911.
Yo, listen, bro.
Hey, hey.
Just because you asked me.
You came up here.
I'm not.
Listen, I'm going to do a poll right now.
Spam the 100 emojis.
He came up and gave us 100 stories of him or his family members calling the cops.
Hey, he did.
He called the cops, bro.
Look at all the hundreds.
Look at all the hundreds.
He called the cops, bro.
What do you want me to tell you?
What do they say?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, brother.
He's different, bro.
He's definitely different, bro.
Like father, like son, bro.
911.
What's your emergency? I cover for my kids, bro. 911. What's your emergency?
I cover for my kids, bro.
You crazy?
They don't even ask you that no more.
Now 911 answers.
My daughter.
Hi, Christopher.
I told her three trials.
How'd you know my name?
Three trials.
You called us four times this week.
My daughter don't even speak to the cops.
She tells them to call my lawyer.
What's your first name, Magneto?
My first name's Barry.
B-A-R-Y.
Hi, Barry. That's when he calls 911.
You know, is it 911, what's your emergency?
What do you need now, Barry?
What do you need now, Barry?
Fucking crazy, bro.
You're fucking nuts.
They say call me when somebody's dead, to be honest.
So now what do you do?
Do about what?
Yeah, he really likes it.
There's nothing I can do about it.
What can I do about it?
Don't ever ask him what he's going to do.
We know what he's going to do.
We'll make a statement, bro.
That's what he does, bro.
You'll never find a statement with my name on it.
I seem like four already, Barry.
You'll never find one with my name on it.
You know, one of the biggest notorious snitches,
you know what his name is?
Barry Sears.
Call me Donnie Brasco.
Donnie Brasco, Jay Reed, Mike Lowry.
You're like all of them.
Big Meech, baby.
Big Meech.
Nah, you ain't no Big Meech, bro.
You're like the other guy that says he's Big Meech, the corrections officer.
What's his name again?
Exactly.
No clue.
Listen, Barry, you're just like Barry Seal.
You know Barry Seal?
Sealed and signed and delivered, baby.
Yeah.
You ever saw the movie with Tom Cruise, American Made?
Probably.
What's it about?
Barry Seal.
Tells you that people with the name Barry, 911.
Statement.
Neighborhood Watch.
That's a generation.
We didn't even have 911 growing up.
Were you crazy?
That's your guys' generation. 911 been around since the 70s, bro. We had 411. Generation we didn't have 9-1-1 growing up. Are you crazy?
Been around
4-1-1 was I had that too that was to call and find out the phone number or something come on bro
9-1-1 was here before 4-1-1 don't think... What you mean? 411 is for information.
You ask, okay, I need the number
for Pizza Hut on
Springs Road in
so-and-so city. They're going to tell
you the fucking
phone number.
Yep.
611. Remember 611?
What did you
say, Columbo, at the end? When you call for the pizza place you gotta say what someone beeped in
No, I think even in no I said 411 is the number you would call to get a phone number. Yeah, that's what I said
That's not what you said, but you for one one was what you had we had nine
Yeah, I mean nine one one was here before and six
You guys you guys definitely had nine one I'm telling you when I won't come out like 1990, bro
No 1968 no, let me ask you a question
1968
1968 pal, maybe it wasn't in every state them. I'll bet you 50 motions right now
Money for fucking ten motions you try to bet me I pay my bets
So I'm gonna have a bet and I can't let me ask you a question. You know why?
You know why you ain't got the money?
Why?
Because who you snitched on, they ain't seized nothing from them.
Well, tell them
to give me my fucking shit then.
Listen,
you gotta work that out with the detective that was
ringing you while we were having this conversation
while you were talking to Columbo. How much do they owe me?
of every seizure you've given up.
Motherfuckers, bro.
So I should be able to get like a Rolls,
a Ferrari, all that good shit?
Hey, the problem is, bro,
you're dealing with bubblegum hustlers,
so I don't think that you're getting
them good leads.
I gotta fucking hang around with you
so I can get in the White House, too.
Exactly, bro. That's what I'm saying, bro.
That's what I'm saying.
You think Trump wants to hang around
with cop callers? Fuck no.
I don't know, bro.
Ah, brother, loyalty, man.
Trump is an indicted president.
He kept his mouth shut and walked.
It's dismissed.
He ain't have to snitch on nobody.
Did you hear Trump come out and say,
who was with him, running a train on Stormy Daniels?
Nope.
When you got lawyer money, you keep your mouth shut.
No. You got lawyer money, you keep your mouth shut.
Teach him, Magneto, how the game goes, bro.
It's fucked up.
He's been around 100 years already. Magneto
Oh damn he left
I don't know he's down there
His wife told him to get off the blood pressure
Alright who wants
Who wants to get fucked with next
Come on up
We should do roast
Mondays.
100%.
100%.
People take it to heart, bro.
It's too tough, man.
Can it be Thursdays or Tuesdays or any other day?
That's usually the day I have to be in office.
The Thursday roast.
Yeah, Thursday.
Thursday roast.
Thursday roast Yeah, Thursday Thursday roast My bad, yo
Hey, Kura's mouth just watered
You said the Thursday roast
Oh, fuck
Fuck
Not that kind of roast
Kura
Just kidding
I'm playing with you, bro.
Cool Rod, check your DM, bro.
Oh, here we go.
This is about some kind of...
Never mind.
Some bullshit, bro.
Some life bullshit.
Keyglock just posted.
I want Cool Rod to rate it. Do you know me to DM him?
Tell us
I sent him the post for convenience
Right?
Why are you DMing it to me?
What is
What is
Keyglock dude?
Yo Columbo Who's the other colombo lady on fucking instagram is that your wife
what other colombo lady i don't know a colombo that follows your account and then a colombo
a colombo asian lady followed followed oh it follows you yeah i, I was posting on your thing, and then Kevin got next thing.
Hold on, hold on.
A Columbo Asian lady.
Yeah, I know.
It said something like JK.
A Columbo Asian lady.
I think it said JK.
Sick fuck.
I think it said JK Columbo.
Hold on.
Get a screenshot.
Hold on.
What's the Instagram?
Magneto, what's your Instagram?
Hold on one second.
I was thinking of it.
I said it's motion motion.
Oh, that's you, brother?
No, she blocked that actually because i said
she said what is this and i was like i don't know what the fuck that is
the only official ones are motion at motion and at motions
well i had to listen i had deleted my instagram account
because it was all weed so then you then you guys were like oh follow the motion
shit so i just made something real real fucking quick with just my five closest friends.
And I just...
Brother, make it Crypto Magneto or Magneto, brother.
Make it the same thing.
Because I don't want...
I almost blocked that.
Yeah, I'm not going to do Crypto Magneto.
I don't need all the drama over there trying to follow me over here, bro.
I don't want it.
It's not going to be crypto.
What drama?
What drama?
These weed fags, bro.
It's not going to be... Brother, it doesn weed fags, bro. It's not gonna be
The people that you the people that you sold sprayed hemp
Was that your white
Okay, okay, okay cuz I'd like the billion things I didn't... Like, I thought it was you, but I wasn't sure.
All right, cool.
This is like when I just went to go pick up the food.
The guy asked me if my name was Jacqueline.
He said Columbo Asian lady.
That's me, the Columbo Asian lady.
That shit is the funniest shit I've ever heard anyone fucking say.
The Columbo Asian lady, bro.
And the lady didn't follow him.
She blocked him.
You can't make this shit up.
You can't make this shit up. They was definitely following me because I just liked the 100 fucking post.
No, she definitely did.
Bro, she doesn't follow a lot of people.
Whatever page I just did was all up in my stories.
And I said, oh, shit.
I thought it said JT Columbo.
Then I started scrolling through the pictures.
And it said JK Columbo.
So I thought maybe it was fake.
Like, you know, somebody just like with the same name.
She probably did look at the story to see what it was.
But isn't that page private?
That page is private, right?
So that's what I'm saying. Maybe it's
a fake Columbo, JK.
She's saying she thought you were a fake
profile.
Yo, yo.
I don't mean any disrespect. Is she JK?
Bro, who can't? Stop, bro.
Stop.
I don't want to be on a fucking page if it's not a fucking stop you're saying too much brother
chill out
saying too much
you got nothing to get drained for brother
follow all the scammers
follow whoever
let them follow you bro
you got nothing to lose bro
cut the shit pal
so any of you guys see an Asian lady with the last name Columbo?
I know her.
No, Columbo Asian lady.
Oh, Columbo Asian lady, sorry.
Columbo Asian lady.
Columbo Asian lady.
That's got to be one of the dumbest funniest things that he said.
Columbo Asian
lady. One time
Jackie said something.
We were talking about something. She's like,
you know, white people like us. And I was like,
wait, what are you saying?
Do Asians count as white people?
Not, right?
I don't think so.
Actually, I'm not even following it, and it's all up
in my stories. Check it out.
She blocked it.
No, it's not blocked. I'm looking at it
right now. Can you look in your DMs, bro?
Fuck in there.
It's not fucking blocked, dude.
I have it on my page right now.
Just fucking drop it, bro.
Look, you can block someone
and then unblock them and they're not following you
anymore.
You know what the fucked up thing is?
Columbo really
likes Magneto. And Magneto is just trying to make him not like him. You know what the fucked up thing is? Columbo really likes
Magneto.
And Magneto is just trying to make him not like him.
Dragging the fucking topic.
Just let it be, pal.
I already know, too. I already know too
I already know what the whole thing is
To him and his wife
That's his wife, trust me
Never in a million fucking years, dude
You're completely wrong
You're absolutely fucking wrong
You guys are sitting there
Fucking gossiping
She's Asian like us
My grandmother's mother's Asian.
I don't even follow accounts.
A bunch of people added me today
because I fucking tagged on
J.DocColombos and Kevin Garnett shit, bro.
Like, I don't even...
I don't even use Instagram, bro.
Why are you getting upset?
She literally... Hold on.
She blocked it because she said,
hey, is this your guy's account and i said
no i don't know what that is because it's just motion motion so that would tell people like oh
this is somehow a scam account it's fine you you didn't you didn't name it like crypto magneto
because then she would have known because i talk about you so much. And I mean, you like. I'm not going to name it Crypto Magneto because you said not to name my name Crypto Magneto.
But it's cool.
It's whatever.
I'll change the fucking name.
This is so intense.
And I feel like it.
Yeah, this is so strange.
It is very strange.
Like this is so.
Appeased.
This is.
Let's change the subject.
So what are you guys.
What are you guys doing right now?
How's everyone's day? Obviously getting high high Columbo? What are you doing?
I think like what's that thing in retrograde?
What's in is Gatorade in retrograde right now? Mercury Gatorade. Yeah, Mercury's in Gatorade right now or some shit like everyone's fucking losing their shit today.
Yo, I miss i missed it everyone
people tell me it's been misunderstood the whole day i don't know colombo what the fuck are you
doing up so early when today i'm up at 9 30 every day what are you saying oh yeah yeah so it was just during the project where you sleep say that again
like it was just during the project brother
where you stay up to like 5 6 a.m
and sleep till 12
no I wasn't sleeping till 12
I'll get up at like 10 30 ish 11
yeah
no I'm always I have an alarm set every day
for 9 30 and I always wake up
before the alarm
but yeah because I was going to bed at 5 o'clock 6 o'clock in the morning I have an alarm set every day for 9.30, and I always wake up before the alarm.
But yeah, because I was going to bed at 5 o'clock, 6 o'clock in the morning working on it, so I needed to get some sleep.
For the Mercury Gatorade?
Yeah, the mousekin shit that I was working on.
Yo, what do you do with
the Saratoga and Mountain Valley, the glass water?
How do you dispose of this shit?
Did you actually sit and drink some of that?
I took a swallow one.
That's all I drink.
I don't know, this past week,
and I had to spit it out.
It was terrible.
That was the worst,
most intense bubbling.
No, no, I don't drink this one.
It's actually people that'll buy the bottles from you.
What do you, no, no. How do you, like, do actually people that'll buy the bottles from you. What do you...
No, no.
How do you...
Or you can throw them in the garbage.
Do you have to recycle this shit?
Like, how does it work?
It's just a...
I throw them in the trash.
That's all right.
Do you guys recycle or no?
I don't recycle, but...
So I begin.
I have recycling...
They're gonna fine me and shit.
I have a recycling can can't like a bin but i just throw like everything in there i don't give a i don't like you don't fold up the boxes
or none of that bullshit fuck no no if i got boxes i'll spray with the hose or something to
get it to fit in there easier but nah yeah but you live in a house, bro. In a building, bro. They start talking shit and saying they're going to fire me and all this bullshit.
So at the loft that we had, the last place we were at, we had a loft and there was a garbage chute.
I would just throw everything down the fucking garbage chute.
Boxes too?
Everything.
Shit.
Sound like a menace. I'm just kidding.
Okay.
See, they fucking bitch at us. It breaks.
When we throw boxes down, it breaks to fucking
shoot.
Son of a bitch.
It's gonna be in his next rap song,
guys, by Books.
You just so you know that line.
I'm gonna go to bed, though.
Why?
Because it's fucking afternoon.
They told me you'd be selling all night.
I lied to you.
You better fire them.
Give me their salary, too.
I got it.
They told me you'd be selling Motion all night.
Well, didn't they tell us that?
Yeah, they did, actually.
I'm actually a little confused by that.
That's very weird.
No, God, no.
I don't do that when I have to work at 8 a.m.
No, which I do every single day,
Monday through Friday, I work at 8 a.m.
Sometimes I come in during the week, though, because I can't sleep for a few hours.
I just come in and get in everybody's spaces and co-host most of the spaces.
That's the time, if I can.
Is this the most fun you've had in a long time, Space Kitty?
In a project? You mean, like, overall or today's space?
Yeah, in a project.
Yeah, in a project and overall
yeah um there's a good mix of people here there's not too many people
huh are you happy to have met us yeah so i've been coming back in here for years
we scared you away a couple times, right?
Oh, yeah.
There's been plenty of times you got on my nerves and I've been like,
screw you, I'll be back in a month after I quit holding the grudge.
I got on your nerves, books?
Well, maybe somebody. With the accent, right?
Probably not you.
It was probably somebody's ass you were kissing for some reason.
You fucking mouth, you little fucking shit.
Huh?
What did you say?
No, no, I was talking to the fucking cat.
Oh, well, the cat's got you mad.
I don't want to be the next one, so could I ask me questions?
Jesus, if that's how you talk to cats when you're mad, I need to be a little more careful around here.
What happened?
I said if that's how you talk to cats when you're mad, I need to be a little bit more careful around here.
Oh, no, I wouldn't talk to you like that.
I'm just kidding.
I'd be a little more aggressive with you.
That's unfortunate, because I'm a fighter.
I'm not a submissive.
I'm the last.
I have everything but that.
I'm not that, so.
Are we going to get through here?
Yes.
Perfect.
God damn it.
I'm about to ruin that garbage room
right now like they've never seen before.
Okay, well, I'm going to go to bed.
It was chill for like a few minutes.
We're just chilling right now.
All right, cool.
Talk to you tomorrow.
Have a great night.
Okay, bye.
Good night.
Bye, Space Kitty.
Ura's waiting for me to get off
and Columbo to get off, isn't he?
Yep. Not happening, pal. I'm going to get off, isn't he? Yep.
Not happening, pal.
Not happening, pal.
I want to watch
the game.
You're fucked, pal.
Yeah, books on
Fortnite again. You're definitely fucked.
Nah, I'm done playing, bro.
Oh, is he online?
I'm not doing that 4am, 5am shit ever again in my life, bro
Wait, fuck that
Yeah, it's so hard to fix your sleep schedule
It's so hard, bro
Waking up with a headache and shit is the worst
Absolutely Waking up with a headache and shit is the worst.
Absolutely.
Bad mommy, what do you do?
Right now, I'm just giving my son some notes and helping my daughter get cleaned up.
Because I've had a day in my son.
So, it's super exciting.
That's why I'm quiet.
I'm going to get them cleaned up.
You can't go to bed with dirty feet and dirty hands.
Not good.
She'd definitely be going to bed with dirty feet and dirty hands.
Stop watching.
Oh my god.
100%. No.
Damn 100 emoji if you think she'd be going to bed with dirty feet every night.
Wow. Here we go.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
We're joking about that. Come on.
No, you have to.
It's not good to do that.
Stand 100 emoji if you think
Bad Mommy's feet smell like Doritos and
Fritos.
Doritos and Fritos.
And extra Cheetos.
I don't eat that stuff.
That's yucky.
You don't gotta eat that stuff.
Doritos, Fritos,
and Cheetos.
No, I shower every day.
Dad, Mom, eat your Cheetos.
Oh my God.
You're gonna scare me away next.
No, scare you away next.
I'm going to come back.
That's the last thing I need right now
is a runaway cart
with all these fucking bottles on it.
Fuck that.
Hey, MJ.
Your mouth on your TFC looks super cool.
I haven't seen many of those.
Stinks.
How many bottles you got there, bro? Brother, like 40 boxes of Mountain Valley.
Well, I've been fucking stacking them up.
Well, maybe more, bro.
It's bad.
Like a fucking restaurant.
Like a busy restaurant, bro.
Oh, they're going to hate you.
They're going to be pissed, brother.
Tomorrow they're going to be fucking pissed.
Is it like the best water in the world?
Yeah, that Mountain Valley is definitely the best water, yo.
100% best water.
You're throwing out the empty boxes, though, right?
Yep.
Yeah.
Empty bottles in the boxes.
Oh, my God.
You're about to make the thunder happen.
They're about to flip out tomorrow, right?
They could suck my dick bro whoever's
throwing that trash out it's definitely not having a great day
don't you guys have people that come like take your bottles what is it don't
you have people that come to your garbage and like get the recycling like you
gotta hold up the boxes and put the glass bottles uh in a certain area yeah
there's the zero percent chance i'm doing that
we just had three more minutes
a little mint Still at 407 unique holders, so it's the same people getting more.
You guys think life is able to get us there?
That's definitely possible.
I don't think life could do it.
I don't think life could do it either.
Definitely a team effort.
Daph, what do you think?
That was me, man.
Who? that was me man who that's dude 59 oh dude 59 what's up man so dude 59 has been listening to our space
yeah man i've been enjoying the company. I just got number 12.
Number dos.
Dos-ay.
Is it dos-ay?
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
Super excited.
Just can't get enough, really.
Got to kind of contain myself, man.
But loving just the details and just spinning the things around and talking about...
Yo, am I rugging?
I thought I was, too.
Yeah, same here. If I can hear everyone... Lumbo and Dude just got kicked. Nah, Dude was the one rug was, too. Yeah, same here. If I can hear everyone.
Lumbo and Dude just got kicked.
No, Dude was the one rugged now.
Oh, bad, bad, bad.
I still see him in the listeners.
Would you rather be a Dude or a Dudette? the Lumber rug too
he's not on stage for me
y'all harass Adam with the
Goblin PFP
he meant 100
which y'all gotta be on his ass every day
which one?
Adam
remember Adam79?
yeah, the one with the Goblin PFD
that motherfucker's a G bro
yeah, talk to Adam
big G bro, you should be friends with him
he's always here
and the listeners
like Lowe's
supporting us.
Hell yeah.
Out. Out, you little rats.
Hey, what happened? I got booted offstage.
Yeah, a few of us.
I got something with the service, so.
You, dude, and somebody else also got booted.
Not intentionally.
Hmm.
Now, Buck's just got booted.
So weird. hmm now books just kapooted so weird twitter definitely bugging
magneto i followed you back
mommy's having too much fun
weird bro we've been following each other
keep fucking removing followers dude
no i'm saying on Instagram, bro.
Oh, on Instagram.
It's been weird on X.
It will say follow Kura.
Oh, you unfollowed me.
No, I didn't fucking unfollow you, bro.
No, I know.
I'm kidding.
Talking to smartass.
No, but just so everyone knows, he changed his name to something that's recognizable.
So, again, she blocked it because she thought it was an impersonation account.
And people do that a lot.
And then they try and scam people.
So then like if my wife were to follow it, people would be like, oh, it must be official because she's following it.
So that's what I originally thought Columbo.
I thought it was a fake Columbo.
No, she's just Asian.
No, I know she was Asian. That's why I asked. Butumbo. I thought it was a fake Columbo. No, she's just Asian. No, I know she was Asian.
That's why I asked.
But you know what's interesting about women?
When a woman has a kid, she takes part of the man's DNA into her body.
It's part of her for the rest of her life.
That's crazy, right?
We're in their brains.
that's our dna stays in a woman so when when you have a when a woman has your child
Our DNA stays in a woman.
your dna goes into her brain it stays in there for the rest of her life
crazy huh so no i was just saying so she's also italian she's not just
asian so not colombo asian lady yeah she's not just a colombo asian lady
yo keep this i change the name to magneto says names taken magneto magneto names taken are you
laos uh colombo are you laos me myself yeah no i didn't think you even knew what that was, bro. That's why I even asked. No, I'm Filipino-Chinese, not Laos.
What the fuck is Laos, brother?
It's just a type of Asian from an Asian country, an island.
So it's not like a racist thing?
No, it's a type of people.
Oh. That's what this retard
says he is. My grandkids are louse.
I ain't fucking louse.
I thought you were. I'm not louse.
My grandkids are louse.
Got it.
What's your last name, Barry?
Don't worry about my last name, Books.
I'm not playing the fucking game.
Magneto. You don't want me to see name books Magneto see that paperwork
Marq us get the fucking paperwork bro you the one that goes in its mark
Alice bro listen to me it's my one that's a convicted criminal getting in
the White House bro bro you understand arena don't call me a rat. Don't call me a fucking diddler, bro.
You want a joke?
It's all good.
Leave the rat shit and diddler shit the fuck away from me, bro.
What's the other one?
The rat and what?
Your fucking diddling shit.
Pedal shit.
Whatever the fuck you did in arena.
I don't like that shit, man. Nah, I never called you a pedophile. You're doing it that fucking diddling shit. Pedal shit. Whatever the fuck you did in arena. I don't like that shit, man.
Nah, I never called you a pedophile.
You're doing it that fucking night, bro.
I never called you a pedophile.
I told you not to fucking do it then. Please don't
do it now. Respectfully, dog.
Say I love you, books, and I'll stop.
I love you. I don't like them
too fucking words. Say books, I love you so much, and I'll stop.
My wife will fucking castrate a
motherfucker, bro. We don't play that shit over here, dog.
Fuck you.
We was the fucking neighborhood fucking safe zone, bro.
Like, we don't play that shit, bro.
I got a granddaughter.
I got a granddaughter.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
We took all the kids to baseball, chilling, all that great shit, bro.
I'm the most trustedest motherfucker with kids.
I don't like none of that shit.
What's neighborhood, brother?
Hold on, listen to me.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, stop, stop, stop.
I definitely don't think, I would never even have you near me or anyone in this community.
No, you was joking before, though, the first night.
But I don't like that joking shit, bro.
Never, ever think you're a fucking pedophile.
You can joke, you can joke.
Listen, listen, listen, or a rap, bro. Never ever think you're a fucking pedophile. You can joke. Listen, listen, listen. I know, I know. I just don't like, I just don't even
like the word, bro, because I despise that
shit, bro. Like, it's like,
it makes my fucking stomach cringe.
You heard? I don't like
none of that shit, bro. I'm a loyal motherfucker,
bro.
Dun dun dun dun. I'm not even trying Bro, I just
Whatever, man
It's all good, bro
All love
Shout out to
Full moon
Is that what you just said at the same time?
Yeah Must be full moon, but's a full moon. Is that what you just said at the same time?
Yeah, it must be a full moon.
But the moon was out during the day today,
and it was only a crescent.
Yo, he fell asleep at the wheel, Colombo. They forgot to fucking take the sun down
and the fucking moon up at the right time, bro.
I tell you, it happens every so often.
Dude gets stoned.
That's why everyone's wiling out today.
Everyone's yelling at each other.
Fucking keeping it up all day.
Crazy day.
Yeah.
Just like a bunch of animals.
I know why.
It's because that other fucking
m'lady derivative dropped
and everyone's pissed off that
another m'lady derivative is out there
taking up space.
Do people actually buy that shit?
Yeah, what do you mean?
The floor's...
It's a 1.3
eath floor right now or 0.13 eath floor it's the same fucking shit as every other uh remelio
derivative and magic eden's reposting the shit commenting on it like it's some new
some new shit it's crazy i think that's why everyone's pissed off today. It's got to be it.
So anyone down there in the audience thinking that this happens on a daily basis is not what happens.
I'm going to blame it on that Remiglio bullshit.
I'm going to blame it on Cora because he's trying to fall asleep over there on the DL, bro.
I thought he was going to stop snoring soon.
It's sex.
Maybe we just... I'm just going to hop off so that I don't...
I'll be back tomorrow morning.
No, bro.
I'm not mad at nobody, dude.
Stop.
Bro, I'm not mad at nobody, dude. Stop. It's like, bro, I'm not even mad.
I promise.
They left.
Hope he doesn't think I'm really mad.
I'm not even mad.
Yo, where's that rat, Magneto?
Motherfucker.
Fucking go get your shine box.
I heard you, fucking ass.
Go get your fucking shine box.
Why's Columbo get off?
He just, he probably, he'll be right back.
He's just fucking around out
Hold on somebody fell asleep at the wheel yo
Who I don't know I rug before I heard either Magneto or Colombo somebody said that somebody fell asleep at the wheel
But I was in the elevator so I couldn't hear you guys
I don't think you guys can hear me
Did someone say that someone fell asleep at the wheel
Yeah, it wasn't like a real oh gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha, you know, I figured
Fucking hate this bluetooth bro You guys hear me
We're still clear
Where's Fagneto at bro
I'm right here bro
What are you doing Barry
Wrapping up a fucking piece of steak
that I didn't finish from that I cooked on the grill.
Because my wife didn't wrap it, so it's just probably
fucking getting dried up.
And I'm a fucking beast.
And if she dries on my steak,
I won't be happy about it, but it's wrapped up now.
What's good, man? What's good, man?
Probably use the saran wrap
on a plate.
No, I used a piece of foil.
Kura, I'm gonna fuck you up, bro.
Come down here and pick me up tomorrow.
Don't pick him up, Kura.
Don't do it.
You're made up with him yet or not yet?
Not yet.
Sometime this week, as soon as my car's fixed.
We might as well wait until after the fourth week then
so we can do some motion work.
Well, it's actually going to be packed down there,
bro. Probably a lot of people down there.
If you think we could get some people, I'm done.
Anything to
make this bitch out.
Yo, how many fucking subscribers you got,
Bucks?
Left.
Hold on, I'm on the phone.
Yo, do you know how many subscribers
he's got, Kura?
Because if we only got 407 fucking holders,
I know we got way more subs than that.
Oh, 100%.
Way more subs than that.
Dude, these people need to stop fucking fading, bro.
Get us fucking minted out.
That's fascinating. That's a good point, right?
When life just said 407 fucking hole, I'm like scratching my head
because I know we just had 2,300
subs. We lost some, obviously.
who the fuck
you know what I start thinking
because I'm a paranoid motherfucker
I start thinking like
who subbed because they want to be subbed
and who subbed just like a fucking mole
you know what I mean
yeah I mean I suppose
so if you do the wallet average
so about average wallet holds about five motion,
that's a solid bag for average.
Oh, yeah, facts.
But if we got, say he's got 1,300 subs.
Oh, yeah.
We only got 407.
So out of the subs, we got to have at least, like, three change.
Where's all these motherfucking books filled in bags?
You know, if I had fucking
a hundred sold, I'd fucking grab a
stack right now. Come on.
100%.
That's 15. How much is a hundred
sold? Yeah, it's 15 motions.
Yo, 6ix9ine,
what were you asking me?
You fucking jerk off.
How many subs do you have
left?
Subs? like subscribers?
Yes.
A little less than a thousand.
So we got 400 fucking holders.
4-7 holders.
That means more than half the subs ain't even fucking minted.
Correct.
Mad sus, ain't it?
Yeah, brother.
I'm going to be real with you, brother.
I think Twitter fucked me up good.
Like, Twitter's shadow banning me
and people are not seeing my shit.
Like, and, you know,
Twitter fucked us up.
Twitter fucked us up good.
You know what I was thinking?
You know how we just take any sub?
I know it's your fucking program and shit.
I think subs,
when they sub, they have to get interviewed.
Like, why the fuck you want to be?
Like, what is it about over here you want?
This way, like, you can kind of, like, feel them.
Nah, they're paying, bro.
A lot of people are paying to join, bro.
Like, we don't got to ask, but my thing is, man,
it automatically unsubbed a lot of people. So what I think it was, People are paying to join. We don't got to ask. But my thing is.
It automatically unsubbed a lot of people.
So what I think it was.
I don't even think Twitter knows it's an issue.
Is you get a $150 credit.
It ran through a few months. With the credits for a lot of people.
And then.
When the credit expired.
It automatically unsubbed.
I also think that a lot of people in this space don't got a credit card.
They got a bank account with $100 in it.
They live paycheck to paycheck.
And when the payment needs to come, they don't be paying that shit.
That's why they be losing their blue checks and shit like that too.
But it is what it is, man.
You got to also remember that at the same time they were
subbing to other people other people increased their subscription price a lot 200 300 a month
and that ran through a lot of people's accounts too man that twitter fucked you over bro that's
fucked up shit dude like where's elon bro Like, five different communities that he rinsed us, bro.
Like, really good.
Oh, yeah. Never mind that. Yeah.
Forget about it. Don't even get
me going. I don't even want to get going.
You don't want me to get going, because
I'll fuck this whole ex up, bro.
I bite my tongue out of respect for my fellow community members, bro, and you, so.
Yeah.
It is what it is, Magneto.
At the end of the day, brother, I'm going to appreciate the people that stuck with me,
the people that are showing up.
You know what I'm saying?
Facts. I think the cause better like that anyway it's like like you guys everybody in this space right now on stage everyone with the pfp like but i know who's who come on man you know
it just sucks that i could have given y'all that money that i gave away you understand
that's like a fucking regret i have i guess a lesson at the end of the day and i do things
knowing what i'm gonna get
in return. You know, I like to do shit like that.
But I'm gonna be real with y'all.
Y'all deserve that fucking money, not those
people. Feel me?
Y'all deserve to win.
Y'all deserve to succeed. You guys
are the ones that deserve everything.
Not those pieces of shit that took and took
and took from me. Some of them, bro, for
three years took from me.
That's all right.
We're going to fucking show them off this winter anyway.
So game on, baby.
If someone comes to me, brother, and tells me Magneto, Bad Mommy, and Kuro are this, this, that.
They're bad people.
They're scammers.
They're blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bro, then they are my friends.
I'm not going to fucking listen.
You understand?
I'm going to judge you based off of my experience with you.
I wish people thought like that
in this space. People in this space are very easily
tricked and manipulated, but they all learn the
hard way and come back like bitches in the future,
so I ain't tripping.
At the end of the day,
our cause built probably way stronger
now, like a dip. You know, like a dip.
We rose up, and now we have a little dip
that caused the fucking, like, the floor, and now we build from that, and we dip we rose up and now we have a little dip that caused the fucking like the floor.
And now we build from that and we'll go up again.
We'll have a little like a pullback like and then that will be the new floor.
So, yeah, I agree.
Cora, if you're going to stay on here for another like hour, at least do a twenty five dollar boost on the space.
Like on the space phone.
Alright.
If not, save it for tomorrow.
Yeah, let's save it for tomorrow.
It's one of them slow nights.
I just retweeted it, but that shit ain't working like it used to, bro.
Something's wrong with the fucking algorithm, straight up.
Yeah, something's wrong i read yesterday someone was
like oh don't don't post links in your post you get um shadow banned for it you do that's true but
it's if you like are excessive with the like every post is a link look at me brother i post
my blowfin i post beat BitUnix. I post
BTCC. I post Magic Eden. Why
I'm not Shadowban? Go look at my impressions,
brother.
On posts with links.
Don't listen to that shit. It's bad if you
excessively do. If every single post
you post is a fucking link.
If you're posting a thousand times
a day or 25, 30
times a day and it's all links
Of course, you're gonna get shadowed and he doesn't like if it's a link of another social platform
So like if you're sending people to another social media platform, no good
Elon hates that shit.
Like, if I post a link to my Instagram,
if I post a link to my...
whatever, like, Elon likes that shit.
Stop. you
Let's see no cool right you see that fucking octopus I send you I
I'd she yeah your core met on IG right cool Rob matter
Yes, I send you a fucking octopus the ladies in that check it out
for the ladies eating it.
Check it out.
Kura, go have a coffee.
Boost the space.
Let's hit the fucking milestone
like a boss.
Finish strong, my bro.
Smash that coffee.
Yo, Wife, you you wanna pull it?
You wanna pull through for the night shift?
You know me, I'm down for whatever, bro.
Bro, I've been doing the night shift since the 13th, bro.
What time?
The whole time, bro.
Like, what time to what time do you host
like I fill in the gaps
I support whoever's hosting
and I always launch a space
in the mornings usually
for till noon or some shit
10 or Mr. Darius
until Darius gets on you said Oh, yeah.
Until Darius gets on, you said?
No, sometimes I'll rotate into Mr. Darius' space.
Other times, it will rotate into...
Lately, it's been hot to you.
You don't be sleeping, my brother, huh?
I get little bits of sleep.
What's your take, brother? Some crack? Cannabis only. I get little little bit little bits of sleep. What you take brother some crack
Cannabis only be honest with me. Don't lie. I ain't gonna judge. Nope. No pills. No alcohol. Just no general
No, John nothing nothing bro. No junk boxing
You know this I made that promise to myself when I was a kid
I would never do anything else because I saw my dad withering away.
Aw, bro, I love you, bro.
I definitely thought you were a junk box, bro.
Magneto had his fair share of junk boxes.
Perks and all that, right, Magneto?
Suboxins and all that?
All that.
But he's got a lot of wisdom, though, and I appreciate it when he shares it.
And meth.
You never tried crack? Nah, lot of wisdom, though, and I appreciate it when he shares it. And meth. You never tried to crack?
Nah.
Sniffed coke, though.
You sniffed dope before, right?
Yeah.
You ever shoot it?
Yeah, five years.
Ah, fuck.
Oh, nine to 14.
My pain meds was worth, like, 18 grand.
And so I thought I came up with with a cool plan to get them 18 bands
because it was like 50 a day and then forget about it but yeah 2004 february uh 14 2014
never touched it your payments were 18 grand for you to buy or 18 grand you were making awesome a
month 18 grand they were i was making off from a month from 09 to 2014 but uh
2014 february 14 my wife was gonna leave me with my kids so and i lost weight and everything
no i wasn't you don't wait until um i wasn't a junk box like you don't lose weight you're right
i was gain weight i wasn't like a junk box like i was like i was like i don't know
if they people say functional,
but I still had my shit to do.
You know what I'm saying?
I didn't nod.
I wasn't a nodder, like trying to get to the point
where you're fucking like sucking on your kneecaps.
Like I got shit to do.
So for me, it was just about the energy.
If you don't do a lot, it just gives you energy.
You know what I mean?
So that's just how it was. It was was you were like seriously like in the street and shit
no not in all and everything no i fucking i you wouldn't even have known
irritable and shit you wouldn't you wouldn't even have known only reason my wife knew is because i
had some fucking some blood on my hand and my phone pocket dialed up with my boy.
You were chewing him between your toes and shit, right?
Nah.
My arm, but I never did my toes.
Yo, yo, guys.
Comes out, Chemayev is in the United States and he's fighting on August 16th.
Drikas Duplessis, he's taking that title from him like it's taking candy from a baby.
Oh my fucking God.
Your neighbor?
Huh?
Your name, the boxer?
No, comes out Shamaya, bro.
That's the best UFC fighter, in my opinion, bro.
He's going to rape that Drikus Duplessis guy, bro.
Yo, that dude lost the other day.
Minus 400, dude.
What was his name?
Panjura or something?
Pantoja.
Yeah, bro.
I didn't take him.
No, I know.
I wanted Benil Darius to win that shit.
My money was to take the plus anyway, right?
Yup.
Dana White was on an interview.
He said, I don't know why.
Yo, we didn't even talk about the UFC, bro.
Ilya Teporia broke Oliveira's face, dog. Like straight. I don't know if Oliveira even did an interview UFC, bro. Ilya Teporia broke Oliveira's face, dog.
Like straight...
I don't know if Oliveira even did an interview yet, bro.
His face got broken, dog.
Like he straight up broke his face.
That was the sickest knockout we've seen in a long fucking time.
That was the sickest knockout we've seen in a long fucking time.
That knockout definitely caused a lot of damage to that motherfucker, though.
Like, 100%.
A lot of fucking damage.
Oh, yeah, that video was all over socials, too.
Yep.
That shit caused a lot of fucking damage.
That bill you said fucking passed the other night, Kuro.
I told you it didn't pass.
Boy, that thing needs a lot of fucking work, bro.
That shit might have to go back to the fucking house again
because there's so many fucking changes, bro.
We'll find out.
bunch of sellouts bro they're fucking republicans the people voted for republican it was supposed
to take the house take the fucking senate boom boom you got it and nothing can fucking get done these fucking suckers, bro. 2026.
Once the midterms,
we're going to sweep a lot.
And that's when the real shit starts.
All the bills,
the really important shit.
Well, I would like for them to pass the fucking
dude's agenda so we can at least see
who's right.
Let's pass his agenda if the agenda is
so fucking bad let him fail and then boom you can say oh he failed pass it you know i want to
fucking know who's right him or all the bums that are voting no like we're never gonna know they
keep fucking detouring everything this dude does is driving's driving me crazy. I paid fucking $8.99 a pound for state. Trump wants to sign.
Trump wants to sign by the 4th of July
so that's why they made
the fucking people read all the
pages aloud. It took like over
15 hours.
They should have to read every fucking page.
Two fucking signs
160 pages, bro.
And nobody reads the shit?
That don't even make sense.
It's a bunch of petty shit.
They just can't stand losing, so they do whatever they can.
Imagine this dude wasn't getting impeached for the first four years.
They didn't unleash COVID on us, and then he won the second fucking term.
We'd be in such a great fucking spot right now.
There'd be no Ukraine war.
There'd be no fucking stupid bullshit over there.
Everything would have been good, bro.
But nope, these fucking dudes are dirt balls.
Mm-hmm.
I don't care.
Books was president.
Just fucking run the fucking country
right, bro.
America First agenda is the only fucking agenda
that matters. End of story.
I don't give a fuck about anything else, bro.
Peace, not war,
and the American gender. That's it.
That's all we need.
And a few
Krispy Kreme donuts, right?
Oh, yeah.
I take three sugars
in every cup of coffee. I drink like
20 cups of coffee a day.
So I know all about that sugar.
Don't say that around Columbo, bro.
Columbo's the fucking man, bro.
I hope he's not fucking like really mad at bro.
Nah, he ain't mad at you.
If you tell him how much sugar you're eating, though, that could change.
He wants to get Post Malone, so we need to stop tagging Post Malone.
I don't know if you guys seen his post.
He tagged Post Malone in one of his posts.
I like Post Malone in one of his posts. So I like Post Malone too.
I'm going to go look and check it out.
Yeah, it was on IG, the one he made.
But yeah, if you want to try to bring one over here,
something, if you can find something with a lot of emotion,
we'll fucking hit it up, no pun intended.
He's on here with 6.8 million followers.
619, was it 621? he's got a pin or a post just a post a thank you to LA he did a concert in LA on June 21st let him know we got AB Le'Veon we got Squint you know what I'm saying like let
him know we got whales
Tell him we need a big join in and fucking put that rate up, bro. I
Think yeah, I think we could actually hit that post since
He's got such a large follower count and the impressions I think I only see them at like 125 K 25K Don't let it go quiet in here.
Somebody step up.
What's good, yo?
Shout out to everybody, yo.
I hope you all having a great fucking night.
I see you, Blicky, down there.
Blicky be showing up every night, bro.
Did you mint, Blicky?
I'll be talking soon.
My kids will be done soon.
Oh, yeah.
They need some bad mommy in their life.
They do.
Good mommy for them, though.
Blick, he's up blicky yo welcome to the motion stage bro shout out to you come here every single night have you minted any motion brother yo yo um, I actually have six of them myself working on my way to 10. But yeah,
I've been minting some whenever I get a chance. Yo, mad respect to you, bro.
Trying to cop one of them rollies. But who knows?
Mad fucking respect to you, dude. Like for real, bro. Like for real. You show up every fucking
night. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if everybody knew you meant to motion.
Like, bro, respect, dog.
Yeah, no, I really like the art.
I think it's cool.
Just having really committed to PFP because, you know,
I'm kind of new to this space.
The Dogonial Dogs were kind of my introduction to this whole thing.
So, you know, I'm just following you guys, you know, from like low key.
You know, just I always listen to you guys' space.
And I like what you guys are doing.
So, yeah, you'll see me in the spaces frequently.
So I appreciate everything you guys do.
Oh, yeah.
All love, brother, man.
Respect to you, dude.
Don't mind the haters. It don't
matter. Anytime you win, you're gonna get
hate, whether you got a motion BFP
or a fucking digit, don't matter.
But yeah, I appreciate you pulling
up, man. Yeah, no, no
problem, man. Like I said,
I support what you guys do.
You know,
and there's always people in other
communities that aren't gonna, you know, fuck with other projects, but, you know, and, you know, there's always people in other communities that aren't gonna,
you know, fuck with other projects, but, you know, I, you gotta give respect to, you know,
where the good things are, the good NFTs.
And, you know, I, I think both the Doginal Dogs have their, their potential and, you
know, so does Motion.
So, um, so here I am supporting both and supporting other projects too.
So I love the space.
I'm just glad to be part of it.
And thanks for bringing me up.
I'm not much of a public speaker usually,
but just wanted to let you guys know that I'm involved.
I've minted.
Like I said, I'm trying to work my way to 10
so I could be a whale.
