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New Patch, Same Vibes // @ParallelTCG Season 2 Ranked Grind
Recorded: March 25, 2025 Duration: 3:20:27Space Recording
Full Transcription
How do you feel about Dragon Fire?
It said the title has changed, but I'll just try to save it up again.
What up?
What up?
Bad guy?
How's it going, sir?
Yeah, I'll just check that it's correct on, on Twitch, I guess.
OBS just doesn't.
sometimes it'll say like it did it but really it doesn't uh obs stream manager creator dashboard
stream manager something like that yeah it'll be a speed cabin huh it says yo my wayfinder agent is bad
ass on some jai wolf let's go let's go yeah no wayfinder is way finder is legit let's try to
run it back with this lemmy i just took a l with it but see how it goes see how it goes
I want a way find your agent. Where's my agent? Give me one please.
Harry's already diving into it, man.
What? Yeah. Harry has access.
Ain't no way.
Are we in here?
Mm-hmm.
Joe, you'll be in this notice that we're also in the bosa just going to.
Oh yeah. I already minted.
You already minted? I had one from a collab.
Oh no, we got Asipius.
And I will also be mending on a different wallet for first converser.
Bad guy.
There's a couple of players that me and JVB follow, or at least know of, from Lorcana.
And they're starting to play vibes now.
Like, ooh, like pretty good players, top players.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Why do they choose just because of the way they looks or?
Oh no, they said they like stayed over at a friend's house the other day, which is kind of gay, but, um,
Yo, clip that.
No, I can't clip the street this minute.
Right on, right on street.
Cancel.
Cancel, yeah.
Clip.
But like, hey, I, I like the gays, the gay, I don't, yeah, like the gay is cool, I guess.
But yeah, no, they said they like the game, that they try the physical version and they like the game.
I just, I can't.
Oh, snap.
Yo, it's official now, J.B.
Yuki did replace Liam.
Well, you're also, you're also on, it's still on your shoes.
Okay.
Thank you, thank you.
Wait, the audio is super low now.
I pump that back up.
Yo, I have everything I need.
Holy.
Hmm.
Should I go with?
My name is the first come first serve.
Goes to KBD.
That's for a while.
For complete.
Let me go back.
Shout out Jake.
Yo, shout out Jake for real.
Wait, is Jake all set up for Wayfinder?
Everybody needs to be a set up for Wayfinder.
First group will be a Friday at 9 a.m.
I did it boys.
Hold on, this is so scuffed.
You got access?
Oh, just wait.
I'll say, because Harry didn't have access the other day, and then when he, after he linked
his wallet, I guess he got access after a few days, so you should too?
Oh, bad guy. Are you in the street on Twitch?
Yes.
I'm also in the Discord.
Oh, he clipped it.
Oh, he clipped it.
Oh, he clipped.
Which part did you like?
Do you say, I like the gaze?
Should I kill a clone?
Should I kill a clone?
He's like, I like the gaze.
I guess.
I got it, I guess.
All right, forgotten that one.
Yeah, I mean, that's all you.
They're cool.
They're cool.
Yeah, stay in their friends house, so then I guess, they play the physical, like the...
I'm assuming they play the physical.
Yeah, they played the physical and they liked it a lot.
So then they'd said they're grinding now.
The other guy said he was going to, or him and no I'm not going to grind for top eight this season.
I was like, yo, that's crazy.
I wonder if Spencer does Spencer know?
I wonder if he's going to like, well, I don't think of to stream it.
I guess I said.
Yeah, he told him, Spencer told, what was the other guy's name?
Yeah, R&B to let him know when he stream so that way he can support it.
but i'm not sure if spencer knows exactly who they are or not i think it's maybe somewhat familiar
well they're just web two guys right they don't even yeah they're web two yeah oh my god this is
kind of cracked as well i mean i'm really i'm doing something without doing anything right now
oh okay this is gonna go up to four maybe but this does yeah three so i could trade it with this
So it does something, but it's not a lot.
I could also just bank this play.
One of you if you can bring back a bird cat.
Yeah, I just won a couple games, but then I hopped off of it because like the way that I won was so cheesy.
I was like, nah, this is crazy. Like this just feels bad.
I feel like the games slowed down enough to where burn cat is a community being in.
Not that I want it to be, but...
Yeah, I feel you.
I mean, regular cat doesn't feel that great.
Like, it feels slow enough to where you could possibly get a...
You could probably possibly get, um, how is that one vehicle to work again?
Yeah, I could run it back on some cat after this.
Uh, oh yeah, CH-E.
C-H-G? Yeah.
I'm wondering if you can run that again, because it's slow enough, but...
yeah i'm down to run some burn cat after this try to figure it out it was perp's list one two games
all you're any purposes yeah first i mean i wish he would have done that in the turn in the
yeah the world's got everybody off guard no one did weird shit everyone kind of like the same
yeah like the most stale decklist this is interesting the word was like sam right sam brought
New Don with no sewers and syphins.
Yeah, yeah.
New Don, no sewers, no siphons.
Um, I would think that he drew magnet here by now, so I'm just gonna hit face and do three per.
Really, this is taking him down five per.
Yeah, I mean, you never score to poison anymore.
Because if worse comes to worse, I still have the volley hitting for four.
Um, but then I also have Lemieux.
popping off as well.
Can Wayfinder mint stuff for you yet?
Uh, yes.
A transactional agent?
Oh shit.
Yeah.
There's the Magna, so he's not going to get hardly any value off of this.
He could also relic here.
He has enough for the relic.
I feel like I always know when they're gonna play Magna.
Like I just have a nose for it.
You got this band, his nose, nose.
I've never been caught out by a magna.
Okay, well, I could just get a slinger for the irregular for next turn.
Or just play the D-Rive?
Nah.
I think he just played D-R-R-R-F.
It's like, I don't mind wasting my L'A-Mew here
in getting the slinger for the irregular next turn.
Yeah, I guess he could do it.
I want the V-Rav for the artillery volley, but the relic being in play, I don't mind it.
Pass, optional.
Bro, how the hell does Harry have ages?
Is Harry have all the agents?
Because he's agentic. No, he doesn't.
We don't get full access as ambassadors, right?
We just get to say, we get to say what everyone else does.
Correct. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they haven't released together. Okay. They they did like super early on and then they paused it
Yeah, there was like that alpha group. Yeah, the very first group
I mean I've been losing my own I mean he said he was gonna end stream like ages again
Oh, now he plays earthen you bastard
If he wants six hours of some shooting sorry
three finally play eryth
But I also need a soul.
So that's not going to work.
He's going all in.
Is that a triumph?
I don't know.
Or just a, this is six?
Is it a baby, a rasa?
Okay, so I could clear here.
Oh, wait, yeah.
No, this is an insane clear.
What the hell?
Wait, can you clear?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you're doing that.
Okay, yeah.
I thought you're going to do that.
Wait, should I even clear here?
Because am I even scared of that?
Just save it for next turn?
Yeah, it's T-O-E for me.
Yeah, like if one of those are triumph, then I'd rather clear the next turn.
But then what did you do?
No, you send it a solace.
What do I send this three?
Oh, it could get out of range depending on.
Yeah, I think you have to clear it.
Because if you get C-O-E, you kind of bone.
Yeah.
He has to what 10 units in his ways?
So it's like 10.
Yeah.
And even if he gets something big next turn, I still have.
Well, no, I don't.
Because it'd have to be a soul and a ping.
But shooting for three, not bad.
Honestly, the best thing is if I top deck, I put the quartermaster in.
If I get the quartermaster.
So Ping Faye's quartermaster get the artillery volley back out and then sacrifice the quartermaster.
That's okay, good.
I never ever thought about getting the volley back.
I only have one in here just for the tech.
Just for the tech.
I mean, it's useful when you need it.
Like if there's any card that you need, like more than one, it's always.
Oh, he has it.
Oh, wait.
He doesn't.
He doesn't.
What the hell?
Nah, that's crazy.
So then you just...
Seven.
I guess I could think one.
Yeah.
You just go VRAV, Defender, fucking...
Mm-hmm.
You just win?
Yeah.
I mean, I want us in this phase because it's three, but this should be okay.
Could have... he should have triumph by now.
and then he can get the magna shoot the vrass we get fucking victory to do yeah victory should be
pretty sick shooting for six and then damaging him for six so if i just hit face like if something
big sticks i hit him for face hit face it's just jjs unless he has sabbatore no wait saboteur
wouldn't even help because sab only has two hp so it would die before the muster which is so weird
how do you feel about that interaction like
Units dying.
Oh, the mustard not going first?
Yeah.
I mean, technically, I mean, I think it's probably just needs to be a keyword shooting, right?
With the mystery.
Because, like, I don't mind the muster not going first, because technically the victory is, like, shooting it before it ever really gets to stick.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, if people want the mustard to work, but then it's also like, then the victory just kind of loses a lot of value.
Yeah.
This is five?
Does that be nine?
I don't know, I'm just gonna send it face.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Do you know you are now 16th?
The yapper leaderboard.
Hey, let's go, baby.
I probably fell off.
I think I fell off.
Yesterday I took a day off.
And in the top 10 for top gainer mindshare.
Over seven days, 30 days, and three months.
So you have been when I need 10.
rising stars in the system.
Let's go.
I also have such a shit X now, like,
making a whole new account sucks.
Wait, you lost your ex.
Yeah, you got bans.
Yeah, that's what you get for being a hacker and scammer.
Hacker's scammer, bro.
All I did was make videos for parallel.
And all of a sudden, it's like, you know what? That's enough of that.
That's enough, sir.
Like in ban.
And I was like, great.
It was like, I was doing that in abstract at the time.
Maybe it was one of my abstracts.
Wait, this could die, huh?
Yeah, he still has a chance actually here.
Yeah, we could have waste of 14.
Kill 2 at least 6.
I mean, I could say I could get burned before he does something, but...
I just need one of these caches to pop off right now.
I have three in the deck.
So three out of 22.
I think I would have to clear his whole horse.
Okay, here we go.
See, this is why I wanted hit phase, because I know I have a couple burn left like this to tactics.
Yeah, see, I would have, I would have just, so how much burn you have and the,
you have so many options that I'm panic on two help.
I guess in the world where he can play two cards and then he can kill bucks, but...
A debt must be paid.
Oh no.
Wait, is he doing that some purpose?
Wait, he should have traded the victory first before he did anything.
That's what I was worried about.
It's like if he trades the victory and then he starts going off, then I don't have that much reach.
But he didn't trade it before playing.
So...
Yeah, he might have screw.
Well, I think, I bet you he has killbox and he thought he saw a play to kill you, but then
miscalculated, that thing kills it.
Miscalculated.
It's like, it does two damage, right?
But because you have really good as five or four?
Yeah, yeah.
So you probably read it, it's like, oh, this thing survives.
I didn't realize it doesn't.
Okay, so that's eight, ten.
That's just GGs.
I bet you that card was going to look for.
G G G G.
Because I'm hitting in for two with the tactics.
Get on.
Well, I guess not G G G's quite yet, but...
And then it's only damaged this turn.
Gigi, one more burn.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, my God, Gigi's.
That's crazy.
Yep.
It's over.
Yeah, it's so many options.
So many options.
This still works out.
Sippy sucks, confirmed.
You're playing Lemmy, but you're playing Lemmy, but you have like so much burned, like, I think.
I feel like Kathy Byrne can get things.
You know what else to be a thing?
What's up?
Jeremy can be playing with him.
True.
Wait, why don't you stream your ladder matches?
For me?
On what?
Well, in the Discord, but Lord Canito, they don't want you to stream it on Twitch.
Of course.
You want me to stream Lord Canito?
Lorcanito, yeah.
Wait, I think this one of this guy.
I've never done a Lord Canito.
I've only ever played against you.
I mean, you could be playing parallel with us.
Yeah, we could.
We could be teaching you parallel.
I have a tournament this weekend, okay.
Oh yeah.
Jeremy will practice.
But you have a turn-up.
Jeremy also still owes me money for the cards I should.
I do, I do.
Um, I see I need to do that now.
Or I forget again.
Uh, test flight.
Where did I send it to you last time?
When did you?
How?
Yeah, how did I send the money to you last time?
I don't remember.
Car your pigeon?
Cash app, Venmo, Apple Pay.
Probably Venmo.
Catherine the point
At your service
Yo the mobile version is out I'm downloading it right now
Oh it's published for Android
Yeah
Uh yeah it's in oh no no like if you're on the iOS test
You can you can download it
Are you on the iOS test?
Yeah
Okay, so download it from the store?
Yeah
Or do I have to test flight test flight
Yeah you update it on test flight
I have no idea what my phone is.
Oh, yeah, there is up to you.
Yeah, and then all you have to do from there is VPN, Philippines, and then you'll get all this stuff unlocked.
Well, like, all the ranked modes.
Can we stream mobile at night?
Yeah, do it.
I thought about getting an iPad, like USBC to HTML so I could capture the screen.
I have somebody, I have a bunch of those so I could do.
Oh, I'm about to redown it on my eye.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wait a minute.
I saw 10 DMs at once. What's going on?
Damn, this is tough.
One, two, three. I've been in a good bank.
One two, yeah, I think that's the move.
Xenis, don't you dare pull an ASV right now?
Son of it.
36, Austin, that's not, the Tarksmith.
okay i could try again on two i can go machinist into a bloodhound into a slinger
that's fine one two
try again one two and three
there we go baby make him trade the bloodhound
because I'm not doing it in effect next turn anyways.
Yo, there we go.
Yeah, allergies be hitting different today.
It was like 20 degrees this morning and now it's like 70.
Okay, we got options.
We got options.
We can make this a 2-5 or we could draw right now.
Oh, wait, wait.
Actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do want to do this.
I want to get this down before he gets his down.
Show him the burn.
Okay, sick.
Hit face.
We do need to kill this long eventually.
Or at least no some itch it.
All right.
Volley, we have Kathy here.
He trades a slinger.
No, he, uh, no Kathy.
Could have rallying cry.
Oh, oh.
Damn.
Nice, nice.
Well done, well done.
I got to get these allergies under control.
I have, I'm taking a steroid pill right now and something else.
Like straight up over-the-counter prescriptions.
Okay.
And it's still not doing it.
I'm back.
Yo, what up, what up?
What up?
What up back?
Yo, what up back.
Okay, a slingy boy.
I see you.
I see you.
I can do two defenders.
Or would a Kathy help here?
Yo, Tully coming through 18 months in a row phase up.
Phase up.
I'm totally.
Yo, shoot!
Let's go, baby.
Is Kathy the play or Memento to play?
Memento I can take out hearf
Trigger Happy Trooper becomes no stays a two to
Did you figure out how you are gonna pay?
Yeah
You'll pay me money
Yeah
I'll entertain
Open fire
Then we'll snitch the researcher 18 months in a row one and a half years
What?
One and a half years
Yo, that's loyalty right there.
Loyalty, loyalty. Loyalty, loyalty.
Okay, so I would imagine that he trades the slinger,
lives with Kathy trying to hit face.
Yeah, it's Mr. JVB and Mr. legit bad guy in the voice chat.
Ooh.
Okay.
I see you.
Oh, and the Cindy 5-5.
Sheesh.
Now, that is something else right there.
Mm-hmm.
No, this is actually decent for me.
If I can find something at three, but then if not, oh, yikes.
Okay, so probably, oh no, the Memento bug.
I think.
Okay, still let me bank it.
Thank goodness.
Yeah, Memento is bugged in the new patch.
Effects, split, transport, I guess.
Could hit this, but then it is three.
You can hit this for four.
Trade this.
I can just save it to bank?
Interesting.
It depends what he does.
He hits face or he hits the wall.
Yeah.
Because, like, he'll have to trade a lot to get rid of the wall.
If you hit it.
So, harmless.
Let's just hit Cindy.
Yeah.
Maybe he hits it with the gunslinger,
then sees what Cindy hits.
Mm-hmm.
Cindy hits it for two, then you're good.
Ooh, face.
Okay.
He's gonna try to just trade Cindy straight up.
I guess.
And then Sin Cathy face.
I mean, three damage is less than five damage,
plus maybe more than another two.
Unless he's just gonna ignore Wong altogether.
If I could draw into a V-Rap, well at the moment,
we'll see what Wong does.
If I can draw into a V-Rav, it's pretty sick.
Truly you bust himself right?
Nope.
4.5.
You still have the trade weird?
At this point do you care?
You just have face.
Well, I don't think he's doing face, but...
Hmm.
Interesting.
Yeah, Trace.
Yeah, this is the thing. I was like, if you're gonna do this, then why not just trade Cindy in the beginning to not
Or like I said, you could have hit the three with the Vrab, hit face with Cindy and see what the two drop does.
Mm-hmm.
See where the two damage goes, right?
Mm-hmm.
Damage hits the wall.
Then you just trade, then you're trading two for like way more damage.
Yeah.
What?
That's super often, but it's...
And he got lucky with the above two, so...
Please hit the researcher.
Nope.
I mean, Wong's not bad, but...
I mean, because of PSA, it's like, for it goes.
Just trying to survive.
I need to take this off the board somehow, but I need something to volley.
And this is five, I'm at seven.
So yeah, it's still-
Gunslinger, because like, I don't think he's gonna have anything.
It's gonna be a lot.
Right, if you use Gunsling.
Yeah.
If you like Relic Gunslinger, Bali.
Mm-hmm.
It's gonna be three, three damage cross board.
Yeah, and plus three for the gunsling.
Hmm.
Kathy is gone. So everything's gone at the moment and he still has five HP, I mean five energy left. So that's a Kathy coming up to my face for sure. Triumph. This would be a second triumph for the game. Meanwhile, I'm still looking for one. But I mean, I have pretty good cards.
She plays a card that you can clear.
Uh, Relic Cindy.
but i might die.
I just relic, yeah, gunslinger as well.
Oh dude, he got another trial. This is so crazy.
Right, you broke the trial.
Yeah.
Well, if it's all units and he plays along.
Yeah, I mean, this could be good for me.
Still, I think there's...
The fleet shell triumph.
Because now he's just gonna get two BS wind drives.
You don't take as much damage as you would have taken.
He's got it clear.
Yeah, this still could be good.
You can also play two and you need it to.
Two across.
Oh, speaking of.
So relic, yo, a.
F, welcome in, my guy.
Appreciate you stopping by.
I might need to save this expertise, but at the same time.
Yeah, they is relic.
Gunsling your face, right?
Cause it's just gonna do three on volley.
What's up?
Just trying out this burn Kathy list.
All good, all good.
You don't have a one guy to work with.
Yeah, I wish I did.
What do I have revealed here?
I think it's just two crack shots.
Volley this.
Yeah, just playing the Burn Kathy.
I'm too low at the moment with Burn Kathy, but it looks like we're gonna take a hell.
You're gonna take five or six damage here, so.
But you could be alright because you still have Cindy.
So if you create it on the board.
Triumph, Cindy.
Oh, you take five damage from Cindy then?
Taking five or six. I mean, he could hit me for six.
But he's already played two triumphs.
Okay, no more transports, no more V-Ravs.
So they're all in his hand.
This is six hidden face, four two, sixteen.
Oh, that's tough.
Seeing that Sabah there, it sucks.
That might be GGs.
Triumph too.
Yeah.
Oh, God, this too.
So that's 8, 3.
I mean, that's 11.
That should be a wrap.
Not going to lie, that should be a wrap.
Ooh, that'd been sick.
So boom.
And then we just got to find something.
Yeah.
We got to find something here.
So we got to go this.
What do you have?
Wait, what's it?
I guess you could get your volley bag, I guess.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But you won't be able to play against two.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, this is a rap d'is.
Oh, what's up with those drops?
Dude.
Wait, why is there too poison or his burn?
I mean, I guess that makes sense, but I don't know.
Maybe it doesn't.
Gigi's Gigi's.
Yeah.
Keep four years.
Keep voyage.
Let me open up this new mobile app.
But I bet you this is about to be clean.
Oh, I wonder if it'll log me out.
Maybe I shouldn't do that during the stream.
Never mind.
Just playing a game and it logs me out.
Um, actually here, do I have the video for you guys to watch on how I beat?
This other dude.
No, it's downstairs. Damn.
I can go upload it though real quick so that way you guys can check it out.
Beved still helping me out with my game still Super Scout.
That's insane man.
That's actually a while that they can't figure that out for you.
Tough.
Tough tough tough tough tough tough.
All right running back with the burn Kathy for sure.
I think there's something there.
Can you play?
Yeah he can't.
It's just been on for like two weeks now.
It's just been stuck on version 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0.
Oh you can't hop-dun?
And he can't launch it, yeah.
To be fair, I can't launch my legfinder, so I feel pain.
I'm really hoping the update would do it.
But your game's not updating?
It launches now, but the gameplay is almost unplayable.
Oh, so it fixed the launching problem.
Now it's just unplayable.
What are you playing on?
Are you playing on a potato?
A steam deck?
Speaking of steam deck.
So it says version 0-000-0.
Yeah, that sounds like it.
version problem and you're not able to update it
oh i'm on a new PC 64 for gay based dDR5
5 n graphics i believe it
another was that memory leak problem they had a while ago but they fixed uh
i can play overwatch on max specs no problem is
something it's reading just reading your client run for some meaning
I'm assuming you've uninstalled parallel and reinstalled multiple times.
Otherwise, but where are my badge?
Oh, there we go.
There's my badge.
Here's this.
We're back.
Oh, does the prime held badge not count when you cache it?
On the right screen?
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
We're good.
Oh, prime before unlock, bad.
Held Primes snapshot, Prime.
prime snapshot i've been uh almost i'm wondering because like it says held prime for three months bad
i'm assuming that's not counting any prime move ash otherwise i should have all these
there's this new thing that uh fomo phil just tweeted about dilly dolly it's like a gotcha vending
machine for collectors uh dilly dapple i guess it's on abstract so there's a bunch of collectibles
on there and you just pretty much roll
It's only on abstract?
I think it's abstract, yeah.
The team with the help of BVet told me to delete my Blobs cache.
That allowed it to load, but it's so slow, I can't play it.
What the?
Dude, that's so interesting.
Well, it feels like it's, yeah, I don't know what's over yours.
Your blobs cash?
You're on the epic.
What is this show?
Okay, it does show.
User name.
Name already exists?
Oh, hey, oh no.
Gail no.
He'll know.
Shiree.
You know, Jeremy, oh, Jeremy.
There's a tree.
Playbook that SuperDat site.
Have a referral code? No.
Back to profile, email.
Hey, do you refer? Give me a referral card.
I'm just exposing everything on the thing right now.
I don't even care.
About to get canceled. About to get your stuff stolen.
Yeah.
Everything.
All of the things.
Bro, I just logged in for Jeremy.
When you load your game, share what does it say at the bottom for the version?
Yeah, I'd have to check it out.
Referred friends.
Dilly-dally.
Here it is in the chat.
There's the website.
It's called Billy.
D-Y-L-I-D-L-I-D-L-I-O.
Billy Dabble.
All right, yo, so you take Jeremy's code and then you give me your-
Pornik-Glo's first.
Oh, I love it.
And then I'll put-knitch.
No snitch could be interesting.
Kind of just want all ones.
I don't even care if you get something going here.
The three is nice as well.
Do you guys sign it?
I just want all ones, ones, ones, ones, ones, ones.
We did you guys sign it with that strap?
I signed in with Abstrek
Probably eventually
They usually give you a badge for like everything
Oh wait
This is the guy
Absolutely trolled earlier
With final bozo today, 328 people were able to reserve a bozer without paying like they could hit the line.
Oh yeah, I did see that. I did see that.
That got turned back and now they have to pay for the actual price.
But they all got a badge.
Really?
All the people who tried to scam the team.
Uh-huh.
They got a badge.
Wow.
That's insane.
Right.
We're right.
The thing about this is I can literally just get wiped next turn because, well, this would be a, no, yeah, this is a two-toe, so.
And then I just hit face with the rest of it, I guess.
Because if he does Dominion, this thing is dead anyways.
Now, the worst thing that could happen is steward coin into Dominion.
That would suck.
Yeah.
Yeah, sorry.
I'm about to like two.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll check out Dilly Dally after this on my side, just talking extreme.
Yo, he took 12 for that.
Oh, my God.
The fleet shall try.
Hi, baby, girl.
Hi, baby.
I also didn't know.
Wait, that's the link.
Look.
It's actual code.
Look, it's the new patch.
Parallel.
Yeah.
Oh, the code is KM7G.
It's a new patch.
I got...
Oh, this one.
I stand, watch.
Yeah.
Yeah, cool, cool, cool.
Oh, look at the... cute baby.
The big-ass bow.
You could do it.
There's so many bows.
Uh, four.
Could smoke that.
But to be honest.
It's create.
Oh, you can...
Oh, you can put your own dillies in you.
As long as it doesn't have Malia, we're fine.
No drop fees, dedicated store funds.
You could literally just make your own.
It's kind of cool.
Catherine's expertise could be pretty sick.
How did you get your...
Yeah, another dimension here that kind of slugs.
But either way, these are dead, so I might as well hit it.
I am giving him some siphon targets too.
Ooh.
Wait, do you just buy this?
Say hi.
Say hi.
Oh, so there's actual store friends.
Jeremy just bought a board?
What do you mean bought a board, Madwills?
You mean like a skateboard?
Oh, he's probably...
He's probably looking at your stuff from there.
Dude, you've made eight grand already? What the hell?
How long did this store been up?
What?
Cool.
Okay.
This is kind of genius.
It's like the web three of like eBay.
So I could possibly even roll into some burn here.
That's what it looks like.
Because this is this storefronts and you can click up people's storefronts.
Like abstracts make 26,000 off of this.
And all they've sold is socks.
And the socks costs $790.
That seems absurd.
Bro. I have so much web 3.
Oh, and you can make, you can make offers.
Boom.
This is like open sea for like real life stuff.
Wait, should I put up my morning?
Okay.
I have the, no, it's the original.
The Queen of Barla is taking over the stream.
Absolutely.
She's over here just two and on.
I previously served $5,000.
Say hello.
Hello.
All I need is my, um, literally all I need is my, okay, well that's a problem.
I have to get it right here.
I need the smuggled supplies.
Well, theoretically there's a way to win here too.
Smuggled supplies?
Oh no.
Uh, this would be up to a three.
Can't do that. Can I?
Yeah, because all you would have to, I have to take out one of these right now.
That's five.
Dude, if I would have just kept burn, we win this game.
I need...
Oh, wait, I have it.
I have it.
Oh, shit.
I can get a V star Charza.
We're fine, we're fine.
He's a nine.
So this is one.
Oh, and they have the buyback system so you can literally just like win it.
Then this.
This is six.
Oh my god, they figured it out.
And then make the armored support vehicle and then artillery volley and these two go bye by,
by. And then he's at five. We get researcher next turn and then we all really just need the
smuggle with supplies and then we're good. Or that. Or that.
You'll be parallel world champ. Hopefully.
Oh, that's all he has in hand too. Let's go.
So we get another draw here.
We just can't have him get Malio.
Oh, no Mali.
Wait, what do I have to reveal in here?
You not own Dabble Pass.
This one and armored support.
Oh, you buy a Dabble Pass to get $1 on.
These fuckers.
Oh, she's going crazy.
These guys bought a vehicle.
We just in case we need.
We just need smuggle supplies, man.
Come on.
Ooh, Wong.
I can look for it.
How are these people?
Why are they spending so much money on?
That's what I'm saying.
Now to have a coin and be a little bit weird.
Oh, surely we can hit it with the triumph.
Surely we can hit it with a triumph.
Oh, it's because you get diamonds so people have probably watched.
Oh, we're good.
Gigi's.
They sold for 30.
G.Gs.
This is eight.
Where do I find the patch?
I got you.
I got you.
One second.
I know I could just play Cindy. It's probably, yeah, we'll just do it. No BM, no BM.
Sorry. Got a little weird there with the baby.
She was trying to like eat the mic, push it down, push it away.
She was going crazy.
Yeah, so No Snitch had a little update there.
A lot of Qatari cards had an update.
Let's see, I got you.
Let's pull it up right here.
That way you guys can look at this to.
I'll try to take a look at Dilly Dally.
So patch 064, boom, boom.
Those are the patch notes.
We won't go over everything.
But a couple new keywords, but just from stuff that already was in the game, they just
attached the keyword to it.
So stuff that could attack twice in a turn, they gave it the keyword relentless.
Anything that dealt lethal damage on attack or as it damaged, then they gave it the keyword lethal.
Battery allocated provisions no snitch VRAV went to a 3-3 Europa no longer gains plus one on the attack and then magna is a static
3 damage on muster instead of matching its attack meridus went to a 3 cost Romis different keywords
more mournful delta swap stats so instead of being a 4 2 it's a 24 now
recent
What's the bad this liquid dinner?
Dude.
Oh, here we go.
Look what I did to this guy earlier.
This was kind of crazy.
Wait.
Where's the colors?
Okay, come back.
I can skip to the good part.
Yeah, I'll skip to the good part.
Okay, so look at this.
I have three crack shots reveal.
On the parallel.
No, I'm not.
Right?
No, I'm not.
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way.
Hold on.
Hold on. I'm lost here.
i just see your replication available screen oh oh yeah there you go i can say it uh all right yeah
so i have three crack shots revealed and i have a katherine's expertise revealed so then i have
smuggle supplies and then mastery so that's two three
And then I have six energy left.
So crack shot to the face.
That's five.
Three crack shots is 15.
Expertise is hitting for six.
So that's 21 damage when he's at 19.
Just absolutely scammed.
Absolutely scammed.
You should be able to see it, right?
Yeah, I can see it.
Does the harsh reduce the cost of the effects in your bank?
No, I don't think so.
Not at the moment.
It says crypto.
Oh, you mean the category.
Um, you might be right on that.
I'll switch it though.
Yeah, you might be right on that.
Edit.
Whoops.
Yeah, the title fixed, but the category didn't fix.
All right, let's check out this.
So what did...
what is this dilly dally we got all sorts of collectibles on here it's got like the gotcha element
and the dabble part yeah and then it's got and then it's just you can set up your own storefront
and then you can just like sell stuff i need to do this with the uh the board ape stuff board it merch
Yeah, you can sell it.
I mean, let's see what I mean.
Yeah, this would be the place of beer.
Jeremy, what size is your version?
Large and extra large.
Mine's all large too.
I was going to say if yours was medium.
Oh, we can set up a store.
Yeah.
I might have a few.
I mean, I might have some items in medium,
but I'm pretty sure I got it all large and extra large.
Because I was just thinking like people, like people in Web3 are just fat, right?
So not a lot of people need mediums.
i haven't needed mediums a thousand elementary school yo jbb they have an amber vittoria sticker
that you can get for five bucks that's a deal that is a deal upgrade to a storefront account nice
wait so so the storefords are like people's storefronts you can buy stuff
yeah this is almost like whatnot but a little bit better
What not. That's what it is.
Yeah.
Except no live streams.
Yeah, no live streams.
But you could do it on abstract, I guess.
You can you live stream abstract?
Yeah.
Jeremy, can you click that create tab or is that?
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, I got you.
It creates a storefront.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it creates a start from.
That's disappointing.
Build your own, build with us.
Oh, I didn't see the build was to build with us.
Interesting.
It's pretty quick, too.
I like it.
I know.
I like that.
Yo, pudgy flat cap?
Yo, this is kind of hot.
Did you see that?
It was chippable.
Yeah.
On the shirt.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, abstract socks.
Yeah, I need those.
I still don't even have...
Oh, never mind, $790.
I don't think so.
Yeah, for $700.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
I saw that.
I've seen that before that the socks were going crazy.
Yeah.
There are 44 44 and they came out.
We're on a lot straight of them for diamonds.
Diamonds.
Diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, diamonds on me, dance.
Who's talking?
That would be legit bad guy and JVB.
Legit bad guy and JVB.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
You can do parallel marriage.
Hello.
Hello.
The devil bit.
Uh, yeah, most definitely.
Chill vibes, chill vibes.
Streams.
Catherine LePoint, at your service.
Your advance ends here.
Mobile's now loud.
I wonder how that's going for the boys over there.
Okay, this is a pretty sick start.
Pretty sick start.
Oh, wait, okay, never mind. I got two bloodhounds.
I don't like that.
I don't like that. I don't have a turn too, so.
but maybe it wouldn't won't matter daiza bells lining up here for the earthen matchup okay crack shot
honestly oh my god oh my god i could probably use my l god off for my name
Elgado for what?
Oh, your mobile stream?
That's HTML.
Hmm.
Let's USB.
I don't have an HTML.
I was just saying, just like, I can plug in my iPad into my H- my Elgado, but I used for like my Xbox
into it.
Yeah.
We have an HTML.
Okay, there's a turn two, but it's not the turn two that I want.
Because every time I juggle the momentum, I'm going to be doing three damage to myself.
So not the best thing in the world.
I knew he was going to do that.
I knew he was going to do that.
That becomes somewhat of a problem.
Oh, you do.
The fun guy.
The fun guy.
Which is the opposite of bad guy.
Yep.
and he has relicurpurposing so this game is just yeah not going well at all i mean you got a lot of burn
yeah i just gotta go face face face face face face face researcher hopefully i draw another burn
expertise here bank it reveal both
Just having it in the back pocket so nice.
It's $5 per pool on one of the machines, right?
What's the other one?
I think it's...
Interesting.
Yeah, five or 50.
Yeah, Maya here.
You could get, I mean, you could get the big red boots.
Big red lads.
Oh, they have a quest.
A one gram gold bar.
NAM big red boots.
Uh, a vibes booster pack.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
What is this?
Pokemon, PSA-9, Twilight Masquerade.
Uh, PSA-9, VMAX, Dreadnone.
Okay, this is good.
Some hats.
Oh, we can buy a dabble pass, season zero.
Five, and then I clear both.
Yeah, it gives you one.
Yeah, it gives you a dollar off.
I think five three it also makes things more rare.
Is it really?
Okay, there's another crack shot that's good.
Because that's on the dilly.
The only other thing though is that,
okay, so I can't draw two anymore.
Okay, he draws another one.
Could draw into a relic repurposing.
This goes by-bye.
He's only at 26 HP.
Those slingers.
Slingers would be clutch.
And the sale ends tomorrow.
And you could resell to be...
I could swing with Kathy and take out one of these, right?
This is 5-5-5-5.
So I could do that on four.
Not the worst thing in the world.
Let's figure out what it hits.
Yo, snipe the Kathy, let's go.
The $50 one.
What a snipe.
Gives you a lot of decent stuff, but I'm not a fan of any of the people.
What a snipe.
That's actually huge for me, I think.
Really, the only one you want to hear the $50 one is like the boots, the PS5.
Let's go.
And Kathy's expertise.
I'm going to be able to bank this play research.
I don't even care if it gets true at this point.
We're just trying to get to our smuggled.
The Stucy PSA 10 Marvel, Chris.
We need some more upbeat music.
Usually this is a little bit more upbeat.
Oh, Desert Radio.
You need some Air Jordans.
Some premium.
Amber Victoria.
Dun, no, no, no, do.
Oh, my God.
That one for $5.
Someone bought six minutes ago.
I would just buy that Amber Vitorious.
Oh, man.
It's a me.
Guava bought it.
Unless you're in this.
Yeah, I was better go buy that.
Just try your best.
Dude, no one's hit anything good in the last four hours.
Hat, hat, hat, shirt.
I am at 23, which is a little bit of a problem.
Dude, is anyone hit anyone good?
Nothing in six hours, nothing in seven hours.
I'm a little bit in trouble at the moment.
Wait, why didn't he?
Huh?
This is five.
Okay.
Okay.
In the last 24 hours, no one's hit anything in the 50.
One.
It's all hats and shirts.
That's actually funny that they actually made you see.
Draw.
What drug?
That makes me not whatever.
One was a Keith pairing varsity jacket.
Oh, I'm supposed to.
That was eight hours ago.
Hmm.
The lowest list is $150 right now.
Draw some more.
Did this you get a puzzle?
And he draws as well.
I get that.
There's the no snitch.
The NFT of a budget?
Well, that's what it looks like.
There's a no snitch.
That's their profile.
Alright, but does this help me at all?
I mean, he got another defender coming through, researcher.
17 minutes ago, someone hit the Androly victorious.
Do I care if he gets any more drawn?
Maybe not.
I think I just need to go through and hit face, to be honest with you.
Oh, I wonder if that's the one that they sold.
They hit, that's why they sold it for $5.
because they pulled it in the dabble machine.
All right cash going to the deck.
We are at 21.
He has 9-11.
11 on board.
Yikes.
I'm surprised they didn't steal buyback.
Or maybe the buyback was cheap.
So we have 5, 10, and then 6.
That's 16.
You need to hit him for 8 to the face.
And draw a smuggle.
It only hits stickers.
New vibe, same patch.
What up, Pandapple?
All right.
So this is coming down as 911, 17.
I'm going to be at 4 HP.
That's tough.
Oh, somebody hit the pace in.
How's it going, Mr. Pandaple, go.
Yeah, we're just trying out this burn deck.
We beat Kathy.
Sorry, Neve with it twice.
Which is, I mean, I feel like Cathy is pretty,
Burned Kathy is pretty favorable into Neve.
Unit Kathy is favorable into Neve.
This one, we got a little bit of a slow start.
Yeah, but we'll hit the PSA card.
So we're going to be pretty pretty damn low here.
The only good thing is that.
No, there is no good thing.
There's no good thing.
Yeah. I think I'm cooked. Unless, unless I can get...
Nah, everything would need to be perfect. Like smuggled supplies, charge. Oh, okay, that does it. That should do it.
Damn, he had the relic repurposing. That was the only thing that was going to keep me in the game. That's tough. Pretty sure that's just GGs.
Healed up the steward or his face. Either way.
Yeah, because now this is 3, 610 instead of 18.
Mm-hmm.
Let's say, wait, they just spin the wheel?
I don't know.
Yeah, dilly.io slash rewards.
There's nothing that I can do here.
Yo, Otis scopesi coming through.
Oh my god, it's been forever, dude.
How's it going?
It has absolutely been forever.
Yo, the concede button is on the other side
and it still gets me.
Yeah, just testing out the new patch.
Taking a few L's but also getting a few dubs.
We've just been hanging out in this range like 150, 160.
Just trying to figure out.
Not the meta after this new patch, but what can work at the moment.
I don't even know where I hit.
I do like this burn Kathy.
It just seems a little finicky, though.
There's not like great consistency in all of this.
How are you doing?
You come back to the game?
Are you still playing?
I got one back now.
That's that yeah, I was like apparently that's good.
I only see people.
You're still playing the game?
We're just trying to figure some stuff out.
I mean, I want to play Brand.
I think Brand got better.
I think All Purple got better.
Brand would be sick to play.
But also trying to have a little bit of fun.
So I've been running, I've been hopping back and forth between the Burn Kathy and then the Lemieux deck.
Lemieux is honestly really, really fun.
I'm just a little bit scared to run it on ladder at the moment because I know that it's not strong.
It's like a B tier deck at best.
It's probably like a high C tier deck.
Oh, every, oh, I see every day you could hit one of the league.
There's a 500 diamond one.
There's a 100 diamond one.
There's a 50 diamond one.
Yeah, but you have to have a season pass to hit the high ones.
We gonna burn the whole house down
How long is the season?
It's a season forever.
Yeah, high.
Okay, we got Scipius Cuspid
coming through on the Sipius.
We did be the Sipius with Lemmy earlier.
So we'll see what we can do now.
Can we get it back to back?
The whole house down.
You want other digital passes.
Standing by.
Still redeem the tide rises.
Okay.
Guerrilla tactics.
Great to have in there.
Just need all the one drops, I guess.
I don't even know if I hold on to gorilla.
Yeah, this is not super ideal, but at least we have some type of curve.
Right? Mastery into Saboteur.
We just won't have any units to fight back, which is definitely an issue.
Definitely an issue.
Boom.
Pathfinder.
Could he have slinger?
Slinger, he pops this.
This goes to a 2-1, take out the shield pod.
He trades a slinger.
Still don't have anything to fight back.
Ideally, we could just top deck armored support vehicle and that would be sick.
Mm-hmm.
Two cards gone.
Oh, that's all you had.
He missed out.
No way he missed out on a one drop.
Okay, this is a little bit tough too.
Maybe we could do it though.
Or, whoa, wait.
No, we will need Cindy.
Yeah, we will need Cindy, I think.
So it feels bad not playing anything on two, especially getting Sippy, because they can go, they can do so much.
But I think we needed to keep the Sabo for sure.
Okay, got the gunslinger, shooting for three.
Not the worst thing in the world, depending on what comes down here.
Like a bearer?
If he plays a bearer here, that's sick for us.
I do think, okay, so we have two Sapo's in here.
I think we have to hold on to Cindy.
Okay.
Cool, cool, cool.
So we have this.
1-2-1-1.
Does he have magna?
Magna would also suck.
Eh-o, eh-o, eh-o, eh-o, eh-oh.
Damn, we have to bank the gunslinger.
Rip!
I love having that gunslinger, especially in Lemmy.
Yo, I like how it just comes up to you automatically.
That's sick.
Go ahead and trade this.
The giant is strike.
Give us something with assault here.
Okay, trigger happy trooper.
It's something.
It's something.
Eh, oh, eh oh.
Hmm.
I just try this straight up.
I mean, he does get a two-two, or sorry, a one-two.
Okay, three-three.
Hmm.
That's tempting. That's tempting, for sure.
I could just clear this with one volley, hit face.
Yo, yo, yo, lightning.
Yo, we have white lightning and otoscopesi come through.
That's crazy.
These guys are OGs.
Absolute OGs.
You love to see it.
Where you guys been hiding at?
I know white lightning over there on the Gafar.
Otoscopesi was a huge Qatari main.
Big Qatari fan, this guy.
Okay, so we could have the Magna.
I think we're going to just keep these two in hand because no matter what he does.
Like, we're going to try to wait out for...
The Europa or something like that, like a Radiant Legion.
Be sick.
We have, in the worst case, Lemieux next turn.
If not, also Cindy, if he goes crazy.
Yeah, a huge patch coming through today.
And then, yo, congrats parallel again for getting into, or yeah, for launching parallel mobile.
Congrats on that launch.
That's huge.
That's going to be huge for the game.
Oh, you know, we keep on endearing the beat.
The beat downs with all these massive meta plays.
Yeah.
Are you still just slamming Gaffar?
Or what are you doing?
It's going to be four.
I would love to have a slinger right now.
That's not the worst.
It's not the worst.
Okay, so he can hand this over to the sub.
Uh-huh. And then this can just straight straight up. Four three, boom. But I can hit.
Oh, nice. Although we're gonna bank it. Right? Yeah, I think we're gonna bank this. And then we hit here.
We hit here. We hit here. And then Lemieux.
Take care of the subjugate and then we recall
Armored support sounds good and then this is a two
I guess we can get rid of this person
Yeah, that's about as best we could do there. I mean we have backup options
Definitely have backup options in Cindy artillery volley if he Europa's here. I think we're still in decent shape and
The only thing that I don't want him to Europa into is a sapater.
Sabator would suck.
I grind.
You're far hard still, but I haven't been educating myself on the other paragon's for sure.
That's good, man.
Hey, if you have a main squeeze, you just grind it, farm it.
Why not?
Jeremy, build me some hacker ADHD for the weekend, please.
I got you.
Don't worry about it.
Legit bad guy is your person.
Paralysis is coming through.
What up, paralysis?
How's it going, my guy?
Okay, so this is...
This is...
Oh, I'm shooting for three.
Yo, I'm shooting for three.
Hold on.
Three, three, three.
Boom.
So I think we just play the V-Rav.
The armored support vehicle.
And then do we do this?
Yeah.
I kind of want to shoot this, but I'm just going to take out the striker, to be honest.
Because we have a defender, yeah, like he can straight it straight up, but he's not doing anything else.
So we hopefully make a play for the volley next turn.
Like if he wants to Europa here, then we have a volley on Vindicator.
We have a volley on Lemieux.
That's clearing five.
Okay.
Maybe even just hit face.
Yeah, maybe even just hit face.
Okay, here's the Euro, but this is what we've been waiting for.
This is why we've held on to Cindy and Volley and everything this whole time.
So let's see.
What does he have in here?
Oh, he does.
Yo, he does have Sabotaur, but what does he decide to go with?
No, he does it.
Okay, okay, okay.
That's fine.
That is fine.
Okay.
We still have the volley play.
We still have, yeah, we still have quite a bit.
It's just a bit unfortunate that he hit the Sabo through the Europa mill, man.
Is that all he can do?
Please play your one drop.
Play it.
Ah, come on.
This has evasive four, three.
I mean, this is pretty damn sick, too.
Don't even need to volley at the moment.
Play the victory.
We don't know.
Boom, four, hello, four, please?
There we go.
And then just in case he decides to get a little cheeky here with the relic and poisoner.
I think we're gonna trade that.
So we've already withstood one Europa.
So if goes with another one, another one.
Then we have Cindy Volley that's hitting for four plus some.
He can't trade this straight up unless he has yeah high density so now he has to trade
everything into the victory and then he can play he can play something without it
dying off the rip.
Mm hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm also do that.
Five, Scipius coming down, Europa coming down.
Yeah, another Europa.
I think this is ideal.
I think this is ideal.
He does end up hitting the Magna, which should be okay.
He's going to draw him another card.
Shoot for three.
Oh, nope.
Subjugate?
Subjugate maybe is the right call.
He doesn't have any more babies, though, so it's just going to get two more pings.
Five-five.
Okay.
grow the sabote to be able to trade the victory here.
And then he can, with the baby, he can trade the VRAV.
Oh wait, he does have?
I don't even see it in here.
What the hell?
All right, that's huge.
That's actually huge for him to have one baby.
All right.
So one two, still not like deathly afraid of this.
That's two Europa's gone.
Trade the victory.
He's not hidden face.
He could trade the baby into the VRAV.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Dill 3 damage, just over here, boom.
And then we just hit face, volley.
Then we have a 4-4 on as well.
Yo, that's pretty sick.
Damage this turn, though.
Probably not.
Boom.
So this would be volley.
Doom, doom, doom, doong, doong.
I wonder if it's worth it where like I still hit with a slinger and I play Cindy.
So that way Cindy has a chance of hitting the Lemieux before I volley it anyways.
I am going to play it as a unit though.
So this may or may not be a mistake.
Yo, it hits face.
Perfect.
Okay, so we do have enough burn in here.
Especially with the guerrilla tactics.
We can reveal two, play two.
So we're shooting for one in one.
with um yeah with any regulars and a sind like everything is good here at the moment
is that all he can do oh no it is not all he can do cool cool play brother nice top decks there
this man literally top decked admona with a recruiter back to back you can't ask for much more
than that so i was able to trade the sindi if they want but yeah this is great for me this is
absolutely fun
Oh snap. Cool. So yeah, let's just reveal both. One, two. We can use both energies.
Shoot that. Uh, yeah, sure, why not? Boom, boom. Draw. See what else we got.
Is it worth it? It might be worth it. Let's just send it anyways. Why not? Boom, boom. Bank the DA. Play the irregulars.
Keep the adjutant. Worst irregulars in history.
But this is going to be at, he's going to be at 10.
Another irregular's just in case.
So let's see.
That's our second one, right?
Yeah, that's our second one.
So we have another one in the deck if we want to draw it.
He does have a magna loaded up in here.
So that, that is something.
Oh, wait, he converted.
Yeah, he didn't have enough energy.
Kek.
GGs.
GGs.
So that stops everything.
We have four, eight.
Okay.
and then 12.
Yeah, we're chilling.
No, five, six, sorry.
Six and then ten.
Yeah, six and ten.
If you're expecting a fair fight, you're wrong.
You always love taunting after they say GGs.
I don't know why.
It's just super toxic.
So this is exact lethal.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
And then just for good measure, right? Just for good measure.
Just because we can.
Jeremy always loves to be in place.
Yeah, yeah.
Just for being.
Yo, the lethal happens so quick now whenever you get them to zero.
It's like not even any delay or glitch.
It's just boom, victory.
Boom.
Yo, that's like three Sippies back to back to back that we've taken down with Lemmy.
You gotta stop sleeping on Lemmy, I'm saying.
It's a real deck.
We would stood two Europa's, a domina, a magna, two subjugates.
I mean, I don't know.
What else do you want?
What else can they throw at us?
A memento, I guess, would have been a little tricky.
But not even catastrophic.
We ended that game with so much HP.
So much HP.
I guess I might as well claim this.
I don't want to use a key.
I'm gonna be at 33.
Resets on Sunday.
Next season starts next Thursday, so not even a point.
So we officially have our title, whatever that is.
Let's see, Trickster.
Oh, a mimic deck.
Wait, do we try to cook up a mimic deck?
I haven't tried it yet.
That sounds fun.
But we just keep climbing up.
Yeah, these are definitely bigger from the AP.
Like the AP cards?
Definitely bigger on the screen.
No doubt.
You and me.
What?
I think you could actually make the ADSU hacker work.
Yeah?
Yeah.
ADHD hacker he would just play team lead no acknowledging enemy
like regular ADHD and then just add in the wait do you play the bloodhounds in here
then with the hacker I mean because they get around the buff anyways so
then machinist so you do that red sands
red sands so then yeah just so then try to play a regular one
I mean regular kind of looks like
You don't even need mastery to be honest
Trigger Happy trooper
Yeah, yeah, Trigger happy, where's that at?
And then the wall breaker
You need less effects too, right?
So you don't really need no slifting
The tech, Lemieux's victory, the tech
Oh wait splits don't really work with hacker because they can't three drops. Yeah, I think three drops are okay
No, but it's a split. So does that count as the hacker because it has to be a unit? Yeah
Vigilant patrol though. No, because it counts as like an effect so it has to be a unit
Yeah, specifically. Oh yeah, I'm gonna muted on discord. There you go. Yeah, I was like a
I was like a little bit of a delay
I mean, you just need Cindy
I just need Cindy on split anyways
Yeah, you gotta put maybe one trial
So then here is where victory
You can go to I think you can go to
Yeah
You gotta put
Probably at least two corners
Yeah
And then I would go like
Max Hammer Max Armandier Worship, right?
Those are the big ones.
And then you can play victory.
And then you just fill it with whatever else.
Wong?
Has Wong made it in here?
Um, yeah, it's good, right?
It's still a good card.
Glave, I mean, that's a mid card.
Like, you want to, you want to limit the, like, the fours, five's.
Research you definitely want, though, because of the synergy just in the deck,
Nora.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can run Nora.
Yeah, like you can keep it pretty standard.
Yeah, you just add hammers on to your worships and hackers.
We're not like full committing the hacker.
Yeah, this is ramp.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
I don't think you need a full commit to hacker, but I think you can play pretty standard
and then just kind of like, if you hit hacker on four or five, then it's good.
I don't know if you need nothing to do.
Earth Breaker?
Where is Earth?
Oh, here it is six.
No, no snitch.
Well, because you only,
because what are you to know, no snitch in, what do you care about?
I mean, it's in the normal deck at the moment.
I mean, yeah, maybe in the north.
I think, well, that was before fast.
So I think with this patch,
because the only ones you care about is like Stuart on one, right?
Yeah, like, I think you're fine.
Oh, yeah, you could have those two drop, right?
Dude, what about these?
The ammo hauler?
No, um, get it to drop.
The wall breaker.
Yeah, I have it, right?
Yeah, I have it.
Cemetery Scout bike.
That's more twos.
More twos and then...
You could do second wave soldier for draw.
Red Sands.
Uh, I don't like second wave soldier without rally and cry.
Oh, you're looking around.
Oh, you're looking around.
we're not running a lot of effects so barely doesn't make sense i want to put red sand scout
just a troll like i don't even care if i lose five matches just absolutely scam somebody you know
what is a really good card is the frigate the frigate's actually a really good card in each
when i was running hacker because they're like double draws it draws a ton but i mean it this
but you already have like i guess you do have a bunch of draw here yeah already oh the sabo the sabos right the
How do we deal with relics here?
We don't have any relics.
We could have an EMP.
You don't want Sabo because it's not like EMP.
Yeah.
Yeah, you'd rather do like EMP or you'd rather do it.
Two collaterals?
Or collateral.
It's effects, but it keeps the unit size clean.
So like your ratio is pretty good.
Yeah.
I give six, six effects total.
Like, I think you're fine.
Yeah.
Alright, so three more.
Yeah, I'm really considering the Red Sands,
but also this one quartermaster for the volley.
Oh, V-RAS, still not in here.
I guess you would add V-Rabs, right?
But that's a three cost.
You could unless you want to add more hammers or,
because I think you only had two.
You only have two.
Two, yeah.
Should, like, max him out.
I think hammers you want to max.
Because it's just like battle, well I guess it's more battle ready, like more.
Mm-hmm.
In case you don't have the paradigm.
I have one marr.
I guess here's like Dealey's choice, whatever you want.
Asse and spray.
Crazy tech.
I mean, a gunslinger.
You could do gambler's coin.
Yeah.
And it helps you like reshuffle if you're drawing.
You have a bunch of coins on hand and you can't.
Smuggled.
Sneaking a little smuggled in there.
Oh yeah, I like that.
Okay, one smuggled and then we have one card left.
Making a good one.
I mean, I'm not crazy in love with the red sand just because I already have the zeros in there.
So, yeah? What's up?
I just played my dad for the ghost of the steel items there.
Did you get wrecked?
I absolutely smoked it.
No, that's Cap.
Catherine's expertise.
Yeah, for a little extra burn.
in case we do we're just a one of v rav yeah one of u rav's not bad that's probably that's probably
correct all right let's just try i don't even care i don't even care brother we got wong in there
we got triple hackers worship we got two coins oh we have to chain we have to deck it out though
i haven't even seen all the new backdrops anymore or like yet because they look so different in game now
So yeah, let's look at me there.
Let's look at something new.
I thought they added new ones.
I didn't know they, they didn't know they just changed it.
Okay, well, the default one.
So the default billbacks are changed for sure.
These ones, they're basically the same,
but they are a little bit more zoomed in and brighter for sure.
Oh, I see it.
Okay, so standard protocol and then...
Field back, we've already seen Halls of Kane.
Let me see what this skyline looks like.
Or maybe I do know what the skyline looks like.
I think I know what both.
Yeah, I think I know what both are.
I wonder if I should just try this red default.
Let's see what it looks like.
Alright.
Um, I'm gonna dangerously queue and go to the rest of the same time.
Yeah, that is dangerous.
I think this could work.
You might have to figure out how to curve out in the beginning.
It's not full committing with me used to.
There's not really a lot of good five drops in ADHD anyway, so.
So...
A D.
...dragues.
...dgones.
...droping in a 40s,
...or Beyonce, MASSING.
I think I cracked the...
This is your own deck from you, dude?
Did you see that?
Wolves Dow is looking for a competitive parallel player?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, they're trying to make the Dow.
I mean, that's easy.
It's easy for that, nice game.
You think they'll bring me on?
Competitive player.
Did they post it on their...
Yeah.
Nah, Fitch just let us know in the ambassador server.
Bro, if I start playing, what do they do seasons monthly, right?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Every first Thursday, yeah.
Great.
So next Thursday, so we have, I have nine days to get up to speed on the patch.
Acknowledging enemy presence.
Hello.
Right, Jeremy.
Say what, Jamie, what was the last part?
I have nine days to get up to speed on the patch before the next season.
Uh, yes, correct.
I guarantee you if I spend the next nine days getting up to speed next season, I'll be master.
Elite player?
Yeah, I think so too.
See, I'm competitive.
We did it.
That's time you get a better.
Moving to engage.
Your advance.
Okay, let's see what we got.
So I want, just one hacker.
Although having Nora on curve is kind of sick.
But I need a one drop two, so I can't get two two.
Can we just play a regular?
You don't have to full commit it, I don't think.
Okay, it got a one drop.
You try to make it so much valuable, right?
Battle ready.
Yeah.
Ooh, Master Poisoner 2.
I guess Bank the Triumph here?
I think the Collateral.
Think the triumph, unfortunately.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can, you only have one, right?
Yeah, I only have one.
Delete, shall try.
I mean, I do have smuggled supplies in here, I think.
I think I do.
Attack.
Nope, evasive.
Um, oh wait.
Yeah, I actually don't even want to play Machinus.
I mean, it was my only option, but ideally I don't want to play that because...
Yeah, I think it's fine.
Like I said, you don't get a full commit to the hacker thing?
Like keeping nor might have been good on the play
Year
This is I is I think any two doesn't have a lot of good five drops right? I think playing
Oh he did it is he I mean you ask yeah
Hacker she didn't get hacker like a will need poisoner, but I just dumb the victory yeah
not of this way plus one and then there's a way you want to hit your hammering
your other stuff like when you play yeah yeah there's one
yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you finally you finally sold it
well i didn't know i i would you saw it i sold it
probably sold yeah i guess compared to what you got right
How bountiful.
I really wanted to trade it for.
That baby.
Yo, Lambie series.
We're just playing some Hacker, 80, H.
I'll text.
Lambino.
Yeah, so we've been streaming in, what, hour 40?
What up, Lambino?
Appreciate the stream earlier.
Good looks, good looks.
Love the Sippy list.
Still a lot to be found out about it, right?
But off to a good start.
Speaking of good starts, we do not have a good start here.
All right, we don't have anything to play next turn.
How do they play two?
How do they play two stewards?
What?
Right.
Back to back.
Yeah.
In the turn, beginning of turn.
Yeah.
I mean, we do have the paragon, but it's still a little finicky.
Okay, so probably bang.
Oh, okay, we don't have...
Yeah.
That's only four.
Are you good fast?
No, actually they're gonna be on five, right?
So five, they can do the Nehi.
I mean, I do have poisoner.
The only problem is, you haven't tried the galley yet?
Yeah, 8th Palm, pretty sick, but sometimes it's just going to be a dead card
because you...
Yeah, no key play researcher, and then you can go to the other than that.
Yeah, next turn.
You could get an attack plus.
Yeah, because some decks you're just, they just never reveal, right?
Never reveal, so.
It's just gonna be a dead card in hand, but when it does hit, it's gonna be pretty sick.
Oh, you do have a good turn.
Dude, this has gotten everything besides a plus one.
Like, if this was plus one here, it would be so sick with the poisoner, man.
Yeah, you don't have a hell of a poisoner.
Well, I mean, if he plays knee, he's kind of scary.
Yeah, either way, if he plays net heat here, I have the poisoner in hand.
And then I can follow it up with a 3-2 on the following turn.
But ideally probably hacker.
Oh, snap.
Yo, Terrimack?
Even better.
Oh, even better.
Rip this guy.
Rip this guy.
I don't think that knows how.
It's a five and then six.
So this would be boom.
Show him despair.
Yeah, this guy is going to.
Actually, I haven't seen this work.
So you have to choose the card.
Oh, wait.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Wait, all units have lethal?
That's not what they said.
That's not what they said.
They said on muster.
Oh, maybe that's a change forthcoming, though.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's not in yet.
I forgot.
Yeah, it's not in this patch.
I literally just told Secret Doc today.
Yeah, it's not this patch.
So the keyword changes in, but...
Nothing other than that yet.
Yep.
Yep.
There it is.
Finally, hold on.
Yo, B-Bed coming through.
Yeah, yeah.
We were finally able to get there for sure.
Yeah.
Took us a little bit.
Yeah.
I literally told Zikaverse today.
No, it's not.
Yo, Hacker, ADHD, why not?
Yeah.
You got it.
So as long as you draw anything but...
Hammer and...
Worship and stuff.
Yeah.
Well, he killed three, whatever.
Yeah, no, this is fine, because this gives me a free play to...
Yeah, he's so behind, I do.
This gives me a free turn to Hacker.
Another thing is, like, you won't be able to do this in the next pass either.
You won't be able to counter, which is interesting.
Which almost makes me want to run...
It almost makes it to see you could probably run.
It's probably better to run Poisoner in person.
Yeah, like, to be honest, like right here, that Poisoner is just such a good play for me, where...
Because that they got so much value off of it maybe in a little bit more than me
Whereas I would be the one benefiting by playing that poisoner this whole turn
Like he would have you would have just played a five costs
You would have just been fine left and get this used your poisoner to kill yeah the poisoner still gets leave though
Do I really care about two relics?
I mean, I do care about one alter.
I don't necessarily, because you're about to hit some crazy hackers.
Yeah.
And he doesn't have terra McNamara, so like,
really, I think you're scared about his era or turtle letters.
Yeah.
This does have evasive.
I could take out the Premier,
but then it just give him, like, a 3-3.
So probably just...
Just ping the steward a little bit.
Okay, this is a two-tune now.
Cool.
Here we go.
Oh, we got a one cost hammer?
Yeah?
I don't know if that's not how it works as random members.
So I think it's truffles with the cause.
No, it's.
You don't necessarily have a one drop.
I don't think it's a one of one trade.
It's just a random.
So like they just felt like basically you just take all the cross and it's like oh I see yeah I see it's
Think if you threw a number in a ball then you pulled her in isn't that how we thought it worked though for the longest time we did think that's how I thought it like
Well it felt to me it felt like it felt like I had I had like an even number of parts so like it felt like yeah that's how I was building but then like I think someone told me they'd be that also told me like no it works works
Yeah, I never went through and charted it.
Like, I didn't break out the Excel sheet and see which one.
Okay, Evace.
I felt that way.
I swear I got every eight drops.
But I mean, I fully couldn't do it, right?
Is there a way that I could?
Because if I killed this, he's going to send the defender here.
I need clear with VRA.
Yeah.
Well, you have to get rid of the.
Yeah, this stupid Primia.
is the issue.
Well, you can kill, so you can kill the, the steward, right?
Without him passing the defense.
So he'll have one last defender.
Banking the machinist always.
Never plan a seven cost machinist.
Three six is the issue.
I could go crazy next turn, like VRAV.
VRAV researcher this turn.
and then go stupid the next one if you go what if you go how much do you have you six yeah what if you go um
ADHD into the two jobs and then you just have to oh no he's not very easily clear yeah this is a
problem like if i try attack here maybe he fucks it up so now if you go yeah so now if you go yeah so i get
rid of one of these here but obviously the one one but the problem was taken out in the
Problem was taking out Nejee so I just kind of wanted to go to the three plus three and then try to go to do something
Nuts you all the smuggle because like the V because the V rev he's never dying right?
Yeah, so now you can trade up trade the thing straight up. Okay, no longer has arm. It's fine. I
Yeah, that's three.
That's gone.
We do have the Earthbreaker.
We have smuggled supplies.
We have victory reveals.
You could play TerraGlider.
Damn.
Yeah.
Oh, please be such a minute.
Muscle.
Hey, yo.
What the hell?
What is it going on?
Yeah, makes you fast.
Yeah.
And then you see ours.
And you're like, you can't blame him.
Nice you.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, if I could, I don't have no snitch as though, it's a problem.
Because I can no snitch to Moonlit and then just take out the name Maya.
I'm giving him another draw here now to you.
Do we have two poisoners or one poison?
One.
You literally just need to hit.
Have evasive.
Oh, wait.
Whoa, wait.
Yo, I could use victory here.
I don't know if it's worth it for this model supplies.
That's, let's see, 7-8.
Yeah, so I could victory and take out.
You could also.
Trying out of the mark.
Trial?
Yeah, that's not really worth it.
Yeah, a lot of cards, but...
Um, the one problem is...
Okay, hold on.
I think we're just gonna do this anyways.
Well, do I need to...
So I have 7-8, it's gonna be 7, and then I have machinus as well.
Ooh, yeah, pulling machinus.
Oh, wait, machinist isn't revealed, so I can't pull the machinus, but I can do the victory still.
Wait, is it only reveal cards?
Yeah, only, only revealed cards.
I don't know it would just play cards from your bank.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Oh, reveal cards for me.
Yeah.
Witnesses three, my cooombeer fire.
So kill one here. He's gonna pass defender to something and then probably still keep the Nahi up.
And that's all I can do. Let me attack please. I can still trade the victory. Bring it to one though.
No, never mind.
Did you think it still have the ability?
No, no, no.
I thought like, what if I activated it so I wouldn't take damage?
But I forgot, he no snitched it anyway, so it wouldn't have mattered.
Oh, yeah.
I thought I misplayed, but I ended up not because it was already snitched.
All right, seven here.
Research are dead.
Top depth.
Oh, imagine we have mastery there.
Imagine we have mastery there.
Imagine we have mastery there.
Hold the line defender.
But if he doesn't get any heels from this, or how many is he revealed?
Has that it?
Or does it start?
Oh, what?
He got the Saleh.
He rolled for five?
That's crazy.
He rolled for five and got the saliator.
Did he only have five because he researched it?
Yeah, yeah.
He only had five of them.
But like of all things, bro, he got the Salaya.
What is that?
Is that a one of eight?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's a one of a that's insane high roll.
All right, I mean I still have like the rev. I'm sorry, I still have folly
yeah, so many things you could have it. It's the one.
I thought my PC was going crazy but it was um, yo free nora don't mind if I do.
Come on now don't mind if I do.
What we practice for?
Yeah, we're on a hackerless.
The fact of his bloodhound is still alive.
We're on a hackerless.
You got a defender.
Draw, but no smuggled,
so it doesn't really matter what I...
Oh, yeah, you only have a little.
Yeah.
Volley.
I could actually clear, because this has arms, so.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
Do I want to hold on to this collateral or do I want to hold on to the VRA?
I want to say screw collateral.
Yeah.
Screw collateral for sure.
It's been a single freaking relic yet.
You want a high roll?
I can high roll.
We can all high roll.
Dude, we still haven't hit any of the hammers or the worship.
Yep.
This is only going to be a one four.
Probably just put it here in the middle.
Nice.
Double draw. Yeah, we got hammers. We have warships. Okay, so we have three hammers and one warship.
One warship. Three hammers, one. What are your research?
Oh. Wait, what did my researcher get? He got armed.
Oh, armed. Okay. Yeah. So, I think he draw on. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
I don't know if you might be baking this hammer.
I mean, I kind of want to play it, but we double draw here, so we're Gucci.
Bank the hacker.
Oh my god, you drew two hackers.
Yeah, two hackers.
I mean, maybe you play the hammer and just trade it.
Just don't leave him any room.
Yeah.
I mean, he's top looking at this point.
Yeah.
Or draw the defender that you're going to go through two.
Yeah. I mean, I do have a defender though.
I could just hit this.
But we have two more, right? We have two more hammers.
So I'm not...
Direct hit.
And all these get bonus.
Yeah.
I should have always drawn first though, but...
Oh yeah, I would have made the same play, to be honest.
Yeah, definitely make the same play.
Three cost machinist, seven costs, siege.
Hacker draw two more, yeah.
Definitely, always draw.
Always, always, always draw.
If you have the opportunity to draw for free or to draw for cheap, it's like you need the resource.
You need to make a decision.
Yo, this is funny.
Three machinists, seven wall breaker, eight-cost trapper.
So machines are definitely gonna pull something good.
We have enough energy, yeah, just slam the machinist anyways.
He doesn't have anything.
Boom.
Kaboom, comeoom.
I would have loved the free draw from the ASV, but that's fun.
Of course, yeah, before blood I finally does.
He eats himself.
I mean, I'm not gonna do this, but if I wanted to, I could double draw from the wallbreaker, but that doesn't make any sense.
I think we're just gonna slam machinist and figure out what we get.
You got it like, I think you have 12 cards left.
They're only good cards.
Yeah, two hammers, one warship, Earthbreaker cannon.
What do they cost?
Yeah.
And everything's a vehicle now and we still have Earthbreaker in here.
So we're big chilling.
He has no cards in hand, Nehemiah dead.
This stupid card on board.
You, we know that two seven costs are done already.
And then there's one A cost done.
So it means that like, it has to be low.
Now this guy's roping.
So that means the hammer and the worship.
Yeah!
Okay.
Let's go.
I think we play Machines still here anyways, right?
Yeah, I played machines.
Yeah, I play machines.
You can draw another vehicle.
The fleet, shell, try.
Three cost machinists. You love to see it. Okay. Oh, double? That's just, yeah, that's just G G G G G G G G G G G G G's. Let's go.
Let's go.
Hacker, ADHD, Panda asked for it and legit bad guy delivered.
Yeah, three hairburns is a move like in any hacker list.
Good fight.
Although this does come with a little bit of a
astergove, that wasn't your bread and butter neomilus?
Well, I think you could, well, I think we had some cards that probably didn't mean.
Mission successful, we had,
smuggled supply as probably did me.
Maybe you do add in with the no-stitching into the cards still is really good.
Yeah, I mean, the victory.
Or maybe you added in like another, or maybe you added another triumph or another prisoner.
The victory, the smuggled supplies in victory would have looked a lot better if he didn't
roll the Salea.
That was definitely an issue.
The other other thing that went our way is the master poisoner when he doubled
coin for Teramek and we had the poisoner off the rip.
But at the same time, like yeah, that went our way to take care of the Tintin.
It also went his way because he was able to
essentially clear our port with the poisoner down as well.
So I don't know.
It's give and take.
It's give and take.
So what switches do you think he would make?
Um, I mean, the smokeypice worked really well, but it only works.
I mean, it only works when you run your researchers first.
So I don't know if running...
So like, you think you have to decide to commit to smuggling suppliers, like running two, or just not run it at all.
And like, use that to, like, run something else, right?
Like, no snitchings or another triumph, like, help with more recycling of draw.
I mean, ADHD usually already have any other draw.
I mean, we also kind of played our AT&K paragon pretty bad.
We could try without smoggers just to see how it does.
I like all the low cost, but I don't think we need to add any diners.
I think it's just the tech cards at this point.
I think everything else felt fine.
Two collaterals we never used.
We banked them, but he just never played any relics.
Yo, Hoonard coming through.
What up?
What up, Hoonard?
Welcome in, welcome in.
How's it going, Chad?
I think it's just tech cards.
So like, either another Corznor, another Triumph, or...
C.C.
I mean, I could, I mean...
The only thing I don't like about CCH is that like...
Manipulation.
There's a split card, the one captain.
Doesn't work with Hacker, I understand that.
But if it's just one, then maybe it's okay.
Oh, it's like a consistent three drop?
I mean, you can think of it that way.
Like, you're always gonna have that three drop.
It is a Wong buff too, like Cindy and Simitar.
Mm-hmm.
We'll try it. Why not?
Like I said, I think everything's good.
I think it's just like maybe smuggle supply.
It's just like your one or two tech cards to probably like make it a little more consistent.
For sure, for sure.
But other than that, I felt like a good way.
We're still in silver tier on abstract, man.
I need to get my...
And he gave my XP up.
Saw a comedian last week and he had a whole bit about his job.
This dude at his last job that was the bouncer had a thick accent.
And I always say, yo, Jeremy.
Anytime he addressed him, so his name was basically, yo, Jeremy.
Dang, he stole my whole flow.
Bar for bar, word for word.
Yo, Jeremy.
You, Jeremy.
Jeremy.
There is a flash badge going on, by the way.
So if you guys aren't familiar with Abstract, you can get your flash badge by depositing any amount of ETH into the De Niro LST.
So I did that yesterday, claimed mine.
I didn't gain any XP bro for last week.
No, look. How did you gain it? Bro, I got 1K. You know how much time I put in the abstract last week besides streaming?
I swear. The most was literally this order.
But that was the least I've like I've earned in a while. I do have one abstract NFT. I don't even know what it is. Magic Eden. Hold on.
I do have one, but it's not.
I have not been grinding hard at home. But yeah, I've been gaining.
I have...
I think Gigaburons like a few times.
I haven't been spamming Gigamberts.
Oh, wait.
Did it sell?
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
There's no way it sold, right?
I think I just did, like, my daily for, like,
gigaverse, like, twice.
No, this is the one I own.
Yeah, segment adventurer.
Yeah, this is on Appstract.
So I own this.
One NFT on Abstract.
Hey.
Maxdown.
I think it has to do with, like, all the, um...
Gigiverse and then I have a bunch of like collectibles and any of those
yeah. 0.038 you know these topped out at point one five and then just have been down ever since
damn you didn't sell it point one five I tried I listed actually I undercut the floor
another thing that I wanted to get was a gigaverse ROM and a captain in company ship
But the captain and company was more like FOMO.
The ROM, I've seen people cook with XP by having the ROMs.
Yes, you have two ROMs.
Yeah.
Right.
I have three.
I have three ROMs.
But those are 0.08, bro, for like a dumb game.
Oh, they've gone up.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's when they, oh yeah, they've really shot up.
Yeah.
These were also, these also shot up.
These used to be 0.05.06.
The ships.
Now these are 1.
I traded one for like one with the same factions.
Like you just got the same three.
Yeah.
I remember when I played that game in like super free alpha?
And they just didn't let me anything in before me.
The bearish, honestly, this is giving me bake vibes, bro.
Bay C.
Are you giving me early Bay C vibes?
Yeah, everyone has got.
So we, I think we should all buy one.
What is that one at one?
It went way on.
Yeah.
Barish is giving me big time NFBO vibes.
NFBO vibes.
You remember those?
Yeah.
Those are the best.
Do like how they look for you?
I like how they look like the glass.
Acknowledging enemy presence.
Hello.
Oh, a Cathy matchup. Let's go.
I farm these people.
I haven't lost to a Kathy since.
Well, I mean, yesterday, but...
It's not Checo.
Yuki Sonoda is replacing Lawson.
That's what I said earlier.
I wasn't listening to you.
I just saw it.
Clearly.
Clearly.
It was posted it 10 minutes ago.
I'm sorry.
No, it was two hours ago.
Yeah, that's cat.
By fastest pit stop two hours ago, breaking,
Liam Lawson will be replaced at Red Bull Racing by Yuki for Japanese weekend.
From the Japanese weekend.
Catherine, the point.
So I actually don't want machinist, but it is my one drop.
Then I have to keep the hacker.
I mean, don't I have to keep the one drop?
Yeah, you can keep the one drop.
No, but it's machinist. Like it's a draw, you know?
But if I don't play anything, then also feels bad.
Yeah, I guess it just dies.
Let's try to high roll.
Yo, speaking of eye rolls.
All right.
Perfect.
I don't know what high roll you got because I'm watching an ad.
Really?
You don't sub to you?
What kind of friend are you?
Bro, I have so many people I have to prime sub too.
I alternate.
How many of those people are you like in the...
The only is.
I don't really want to do this for research.
I can't even coin next turn because I went on the play.
I don't have anything for two.
We high-rolled the one, but we don't have anything for two.
That's yeah, that's perfect.
What else is the same thing?
On three, rehab, we're curving out.
Yo, Web 3, JV, with three subs, six months in a row.
Shout out Justin Van.
I don't know if you used to my job on a day.
I thought he was, like, dad, you get a doctor like that.
Yo, shout out Justin.
Oh, we actually sniped the two drop.
Okay, three, and then we're going to be four.
Hmm.
Do we have to bank the research right here? I think that's fine.
because we have the three ADHD cur yeah because you're not going to play it
yeah i don't want to play it until after hacker yeah the next turn three we're still
one way it's so weird because obviously on the play like researcher is goaded because you get the
extra drawback but in a hacker list it's actually it's a little opposite
oh he's giving me a free ADHD play let's go that sucks a little bit but i got to
Oh, yo, you, Hunter with a flex.
Let's go 36 months in a row.
This guy is mad.
Absolutely.
36 months is crazy.
36 months is crazy.
100% crazy.
We no longer have smuggled, so there's no point in revealing.
Oh, and we get the Nora.
Oh, we're cooking.
36 months in a wild.
Is that point card?
Bap, b'bap, bam, bong, bong, bong.
Yo, Hunter with a 36.
What?
What?
Yeah, I'm not a fan of whatever.
Whatever's happening.
Oh, we say double relic?
Yeah, we may or may not be cooked.
Hacker.
Boom.
I mean, I was always banking one hacker, then I hit face, and then...
Still not yet.
Get another draw.
May as well throw down the transport.
Boom.
Face.
I mean, I could, but I should get another draw next turn from just hitting phase.
Oh, wait.
Zero cost Wong?
Jeez, let's go.
How many, is that, you only drew one transfer, right?
Uh, two.
One in the bank, I had to bank first turn.
Oh my God.
Yo, can we get a collateral?
Wong for the collateral, please.
Wong for the collateral.
What is this guy is setting up?
This is like at least all one drafts on turn five.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You might not leave this.
It's hitting me for six.
Oh my God.
He has a bunch of bloodhounds.
What is happening?
Not like this.
What is happening?
Please.
Collateral off the top and a collateral from Wong.
We have Saba. We don't have Saba. We have five. I could get another coin from this too.
I need heels.
Are we gonna call it a bad guy? Yes, we are. Oh, there's one. Let's go.
Okay, so I don't want to draw any of those because those are all expensive.
Yeah, I know my voice.
Right, right.
What up, Vee, how's it going?
We're just playing with some hacker ADHD.
We did the burn cat the earlier.
Maybe you just assumed it's a hacker.
Uh, well, wait.
Which one do I take out mastery then?
Or the attack display?
Mastery.
It has to be mastery.
Yeah, I think mastery.
You don't want to take three damage.
Yeah, how are we enjoying the patch?
So far so good, man. It's super clean.
I love it a lot.
That patch is good.
Patch is good.
Good.
Good patch.
Okay, but I will be taken six to the dome.
Sorry, not six to the dome.
Like, I will be taking one there.
Reveal, sure, I can reveal this.
Have you tried the new tutorial?
I have not.
I have not.
I bet you haven't.
Like, why would you?
Yeah, there isn't.
I saw it in the patch notes.
So for the content side of me, yeah, it does make sense for me to go and try it.
Do I care about this one?
Do I care about this one?
I feel like no.
Because I also have a defender here.
Yeah, D3D.
All right.
I don't think you're dying unless you can say, well, I mean, you could have like five one drops.
Yeah, we'll see if we live.
We'll see if we live.
This isn't actually...
Actually, it ended up being an epic match, by the way.
Yeah, I'm...
I'm excited to see the new player onboarding experience for sure.
With the whole mobile, like just that entire workflow.
does it stick a little bit more with people are they returning do they get hooked easier
yada yada yada yada i didn't want to do it i gotta ask the ambassador if we can't multi-cate
around if you would let us do like a free to play yeah like if i'm sure if i went through
the new player experience and stream day what does he have here oh imagine if he had um
LPC.
If you didn't destroy that, you would have...
Yo, chill!
Look at that, he did.
He had five one drops.
What is?
Yo, Vien, wait, since I never buggy about cards, but since you're here,
can we talk about this?
Can we talk about tech display?
I mean, I get that it's a bad card,
but it's actually such a good card.
Like, I don't know...
It was changed at one point to include tokens on the LPC, which was cute, like in Planet Fall and stuff when Planet Fall came out.
But now that aftermath is here and mastery is a thing and all this other stuff, I get that it's a combo deck.
You don't want to punish them too hard.
But he did just fine there.
He didn't even need the LPC.
Like if the mastery is, if the mastery is there and if he has even one of the relics,
That's a perfect comma. There's nothing else that he could want.
Like, he doesn't even need the tokens from the LPC.
So attack displays before my time, but I think it's doing dope.
That's what I mean. It is doing dope stuff.
But I think the token part, I think the token part is a little bit O.P.
Now, like, it made sense the change back then.
But now with mastery and the tokens rocking, I feel like it's a little bit much.
Because he did just fine with the one drops.
Yeah, like Bivet said, it's a great card.
It's a bad card and it's a great card.
So when I lose to it, it's because I greedy and banked Sabo.
Yeah.
It's a bad card when you lose.
It's a great card when you win.
Yeah, I mean, it depends if you're playing it or against it.
Yo, that's a three win streak with...
Is it Hackerade HQ, all three, or is that two?
I guess I was two.
I think the last one you did Lemme first and then I had the idea that maybe it can work when I was looking at the deck.
So, oh no, I can't copy code.
I was gonna look at the, I can't even open the card list.
Yeah, I was gonna go over the deck real quick.
Oh, you can play in Spanish, let's go.
Oh, you know what I can do it on? I can do parallel stats history.
The voice lines in Spanish? Probably not. It's just the text.
I know that they're coming out with different language packs for sure.
Dude, low key, if they came out with a Japanese voice pack, I would only play on Japanese
Maybe increase him a little bit.
I got you, I got you.
Catchamuka Discord chat.
Oh yeah, I had to turn down because the boys over there until they're more like loud talkers and bad guys a little bit of a not even soft talker.
You're just a little bit more calm.
Yeah.
not a yeller well actually i'm well i have the mic a heck and i don't know i can't hear on my
voice i don't know how it is the tilt boys get a little bit uh excited for sure hey okay so this
is the list that we're working with right now at the moment so just it's normal max hacker one poisoner
one v rav
Still showing a 4-3 here.
I'm sure they'll fix it.
Max Hammer, two warships.
We're probably getting a little greedy here with the, like with the Earthbreaker,
but it does provide, again, that additional wind condition,
especially with the low-cost units here.
If we are running three transports,
Earthbreaker, even if you have one, right?
One can save your, save your butt.
Protect you from them having lethal.
We did take out the Sabo's, or we never even put them in.
Sorry, we left them out.
just because you want to limit the amount that you have in this three to five range, as always, in any hacker list.
Yeah, 36, nine, ten.
So we have like ten total in that three to five.
And then everything else is six, seven, eight, or zero all the way to two.
I think 15 to 18 is the ratio you want for zero to three.
32 units.
And I said, what, 10?
So that's 22 units that aren't.
22 units that are from 0 to 2 and then 6 and 8 or something like that.
Yeah.
Six effects and then two split cards just for the Wong.
Simitars, a neat little tech card.
It helps the Wong out just a touch, but then also can save your butt too with that disc card.
What if we get rid of Vindicator and we've just put two simitars?
I know it would take one last three draw.
Yeah.
Um, I mean...
You're only running one vindigate.
Yeah, the only thing is...
I know that it got nerves to a 3-3, right?
But this is still a perfect volley card
because if something's out of reach, you know, from that 3...
Especially because we're not running mastery here.
So you can hit 1 for 6 and then do 3 to the rest of the board.
I guess, but I just...
We only have one of it.
It's the reason why I...
But I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
It's still a great car.
Yeah, still the perfect volley.
Yeah, let's try to get one more done real quick.
I think I said one more in the last one.
I forgot.
I was supposed to go watch the baby while the wife cooks dinner.
So I'm a little bit overtime.
But it's fun.
Yeah, I'm halfway trolling about these bearish things
because I think it is obviously ridiculous when people buy...
these cute like little JPEGs that mean absolutely nothing for,
especially for this amount.
But just because it's abstract and it's trendy,
it's popping off, FOMO season, abstract is just growing.
Like these are going to be, I think, in my head,
one of the OG DGN plays.
So I think it actually makes sense.
And not because I think they look great or anything else.
I don't know anything about the project.
But just for that theory alone,
I might snag one of these bears.
Well, I think bearish was also one of the top three abstract ones.
You take Bosu bearish and...
Yo, rematch Daza Bells?
You're able to take them down the first time.
Let's see what else.
She says that I'm my favorite.
Moving to engage your advance.
Take it or leave it and one hacker, sweet.
Easy.
Now we just need a one.
Okay, we got a one and we got a poisoner and a wallbreaker.
I don't think I can keep poisoning though, right?
Because on four I'm playing hacker anyways.
Don't even want wallbreaker either, theoretically.
I'd rather get the ASV.
I think keep ball break me.
Yeah, I'd rather have the ASV, but we'll figure it out.
Also, milling's tough sometimes because if you overdo it and you draw your eights and it's like, it sucks.
On the play, do they have the Stewie?
No, it's a bank victory again. No, it's a bank hammer. Let's go.
Boom. Tigger happy. Oh my god.
First two draws not looking good, boys.
First two draws not looking good.
You love the earthing card bag.
That's the Eurasia sky.
What is it?
Skyline of Eurisha.
Yeah.
If I could, I love it too, but if I could be slightly picky,
is just that if it would slow down just a, oh my God.
Brough.
We're cooked.
What is happening?
What is happening?
This is not how you're supposed to do it in Hacker.
Okay, is this is this ADHD into the wall breaker?
Next turn? Or do I save the coin for the hacker?
Because if I do this,
I think of this but we're committed to the hacker.
Because if I do this, then he just,
Defender, no snitch, he tries to take this out.
Yeah, let me just reveal anyways. I know I don't have a researcher down.
But just in case he decides to no snitch and goes for this, I would think it would be a terrible spores, but he could do it.
Help buff.
Nope.
All right.
There's the researcher.
Could get double drop.
No, I can't.
No, I can't.
Not anymore.
Hmm.
This is not the way you're supposed to do things, though.
So our three out of our five best hacker targets are already gone.
or if you count uh the victory yeah it's uh it's in that like middle range i think this is
definitely the top in a seven and eight bruh i knew it i knew who's gonna go for it i mean this is
somewhat good for me he does get the free net he play at the same time that's just a terrible
sports oh thank you okay okay all right bank the warship
I don't even really want to draw with the researcher here, but...
I mean...
You could go no draw and just save it for the...
I don't do.
I mean, what do I have to lose at this point?
We already drew our three bad ones.
I mean, like, good ones, but they're bad to draw now.
Okay.
Oh my God.
It's in hindsight you would have drawn it anyway.
Dude.
If you draw another hammer then, yeah.
That's all of the four out of five.
This is why five is like rough for Hacker because like you just get to the like one less
draw would have been okay.
But yeah, do we even play Hacker at this point?
I think what's left in your death.
Oh, I mean, we still have the zero cost units and we have stuff like Wong, Earthbreaker.
Yeah, I think it's still worth it.
It's just hopefully like your big cost units.
Like, I think if you can get Nora at the same cost or lower...
Because you have, what, you drew all three hammers.
You drew both commandal warships.
So all you have is...
Two and two. Yeah, two and two.
I have one hammer left.
Yeah, so one hammer left.
You have Earthbecker cannon.
You have Wong.
You have Nora.
And that's kind of it.
Yeah.
Or like the cards you don't want to draw quite yet.
I mean, if you do Nora or here, it will be okay.
Wait, you traded that?
So I could actually get the three two out and clear this.
Like I could go 3 plus 2, clear the caretaker or just hacker.
You've come this far.
Just commit to the hacker. Do it for the content.
I'll feel you.
All right. Do it for the content.
This is when the sound effect would be so legit, man.
Yeah.
Yo, man, what a hack. What a hack.
Look at our bang. This is exactly how you want to do it, guys.
Yo, if you're tuning in for the first time and checking out a hacker ADHD list, this is precisely what you want to draw, when you want to draw it.
And at the cost, you want to play it.
Not this shield titan business again.
All right. Now we just need a poisoner, top deck poisoner on them.
This is one reason to take out the caretaker last turn.
He wouldn't have a defender.
Poisoner wouldn't even do it.
Poisoner 8 costs, right?
6. No evasive.
Damn, we're cooked.
We're actually cooked now.
Until we get to the poisoner.
Um, I mean, I could arm this, but if he has a relic, 56, 6, 6, 6, 5.
Paragon, then wide, yeah.
Probably this one, this one.
Yeah, I didn't even have to think that I could have drawn here for it.
No wait, I can't draw because of the it's no snitch.
But I still reveal anyways just so that way it doesn't take damage from, like if he decides to flourish this thing and try to make it hit it.
Actually it would work. It only defends it on his turn. Yeah, yeah.
It only defends it on his turn, but he could make a mistake, right?
So...
It's top deck poisoner.
It'll be alright.
Yeah, we go wide, top deck poison and make the poisoner play, and that's all we can do.
We don't have evasive, didn't roll it.
We didn't put snitch in here, right?
And it doesn't even matter because of the update.
So, yeah, we only have one poisoner.
We have triumph of Mars still.
It could be... could come in handy.
Yeah, we have no evasive either.
Shoot.
Huh. That's poisoner or bust, right?
Does he have a three? Don't tell me you have a moonlit.
Mm-hmm.
So that's gone.
Six. Only taking one.
Poisoner off the top sounds great.
A zero cost Wong. I mean, we did have hacker down, so who knows what can happen, right?
Who knows?
We draw.
For poisoner.
Mars.
Six.
I mean...
Could give you Earthbreaker.
What? Oh, the Crimson?
I could also get a salt by just sending this into here,
pinging the researcher.
I mean, I know it doesn't really do anything,
but it gets it down to one.
I could thin the deck for the poisoner, like you said.
Just play the machinist.
Don't really have anything else to go with it, though.
And he didn't, he didn't,
well, you can't, you can't, uh...
Probably kill the relic too, so he doesn't...
Yeah, can kill the relic.
V-Rav, pretty sick.
But I have the hammer for a volley target anyways.
We need to push.
We do need to push.
Yo, he didn't even conceal?
What?
Yeah, I haven't played Noria yet either.
Yeah, I was like, he didn't conceal that, man, so he messed up.
So I might as well kill that.
Yeah.
We have not played nor, or he did.
He did, he did one.
That's right.
Oh, he did the one for free instead of paying, but why wouldn't he pay?
Oh, shit.
Like two effects.
I was reading chat and I forgot he had the researcher, my bad.
But I was just going to hit this for one and not take damage anyways.
Yeah.
Just slowly pinging this down, but that's on me.
I forgot he had a researcher there.
Yeah, it was just...
It literally is poison or a bust and I have to draw it in the next turn 12 24 and then this is going to get buffed up.
Probably hit the taramek knowing my luck.
Okay, yo, we're in business. We're in business.
Still draw three is pretty powerful.
You know, one of those is like a spores or formidable. Spores are formidable.
Relic is another allocated, if not, alter unit.
I don't know, moonlit, tarry glider.
I mean, we're still wide. He can kill one of these.
Obviously, I think I would go face.
Oh, he does have the altar.
Damn.
So we're gonna be left with...
Wait.
Well, he can't flare.
He's doing, he'll healer.
yeah he can't flourish it because it yeah it's not full health it's get in there i mean if i were him i
still hit face but it does give me a chance for poisoner he's hair face yeah hmm hmm hmm hmm
him hmm hmm hmm i need mars or a zero cost of wong
damn it
Is that GGs?
Nearly.
I mean, definitely with the formidable is GGs.
So, and one of those was an effect.
Defender.
I do have the defender, but I don't really know if it matters at this point.
No evasive, no Nora, nothing, bro.
7-8.
I mean, I just play the hacker again to have another thing to play.
Victory is not going to do anything for me anymore.
Yeah, just play to have another body.
I have another body if I get the spores.
Yeah, this is just over from the start to be honest after we drew everything that we wanted to hack into
You draw like five eights in a row. Yeah, it's not gonna work
Yeah stuff. Yo wouldn't matter
Yeah, what up Harry. No. Okay, so formidable G GGs
Good fight. Good fight. Good five.
I think if no stitch
Mm-hmm
Yo shout out the Wi-Fi
Look what she did
Crispy chicken cheese Mexican cheese
Casadilla with the Chipotle ranch and avocado
I mean guacamole.
Ooh with the fancy dip
Cup two?
That metal cup?
Yeah.
And you know you're living in Texas when you got the sweet tea as well.
JVB, when are you gonna learn parallel now?
Now that it's on mobile and now that you have, well, you don't really have time, but...
You know, you have bond access, you're a great card player.
You're looking for something to play.
I mean, this is patch.6.5.
You know what that means.
JVB, you know what that.
That means we're four-paches away from patch.6.
No, no.
Even better.
Even better.
That means we are one patch away from .65.
Well,
theoretically, I don't know if it's one more patch
because they could do a little mini patch.
This is dot 64.
Dot 6.5 is going to change the world.
Literally change the entire game.
Really?
If you tried the game before and you hated it.
If you haven't tried the game, you don't like the way it looks.
If you tried the game, you think it's doo-doo.
If you want to play this game and have a good time, have a great experience, have the animations be smooth as butter, you need to come back and try the game in dot-65.
I'm trying to decide where to get it like tattooed, like maybe like on my chest right here or lower back.
Maybe, yeah, maybe like upper back, lower back, just dot-65.
I think it'd be hot.
Well, if the wife already made dinner, I guess that means we just keep it going.
If I'm already in trouble, I guess we just queue it up.
Hmm.
Yeah, go till the child clock comes out.
Imagine being a new dad and not eating dinner with your family.
Acknowledging enemy presence.
Hello.
Yo, Vien, I know you can't read the text, but this card is absolutely busted.
It's in Lorcana. It's a two drop, and I'll tell you exactly what it does.
So this is a two drop.
But that means on turn three, whenever something enters your bank, and not just the first time,
it's every time that something enters your bank.
So if you were to bank and then LSC, that's twice, it would prock twice.
You can look at the top card of your deck.
If it is a relic, you get to play it for free.
Moving to engage.
Insane.
Insane.
Because there are relics in this specific deck that cost anywhere from three all the way up to seven or eight.
Oh, I'm thinking of five sides of that card.
Yeah, and that deck plays like one-third relics, right?
Yeah, and the deck is just meant to play relics.
So your top deck should be good.
I'd be insane on Earth and that's all Earth that has is relics.
All right, Sippy matchup, ADHD, Hacker, let's get it.
Could play researcher on two.
We don't necessarily want to, but...
Oh, snap.
Okay, now we gotta think about this,
because we could play something on four, one, two.
I mean, poisoner is always gonna be better for them, right?
Gotta bank that at the moment.
Okay.
I mean, this is...
This is a great curve if you're playing normal in HQ,
but by forcing the two draws,
like getting the machinist out there and doing the researcher,
you're literally stealing two cards from your deck.
without, you know, the hacker already being activated.
So it's...
Redraws to hacker could be good.
Not what you want to do.
But at the same time, it is getting us closer to hacker
because we don't have it in hand.
So it's a give and take.
Relic, sure.
I think you can wait until three and then play researcher
if we don't draw a hacker.
And then you do draw hacker, I think.
I'm there, I don't know.
I mean, I could even, like...
machinist armored support for this turn?
Like just spend one coin?
Yeah, yeah, because you would still play it on four at this point.
The only thing is if you're going to hire a whole hacker in the next two draws,
which is unlikely.
You could easily do it.
You can pair without still on four.
This ends it a little bit.
That's a great draw.
That is a great draw, yeah.
so first comes the worst you can just coin out um ADHD and about and then i mean i could be
hitting face here but since this isn't a clone i'm not scared of him or scared of triggering the
magna that's the great thing about them playing the uh the slinger there being you can't sleep
thinking about how i make one of the world hood works yeah he saw it on the patch notes
nothing even changed about it just getting gains the title of the keyword
And this guy's like, yo, gotta cook.
I gotta cook with it.
I feel like low-key pencil's been trying to make that card work for a long time.
Yeah.
We talked about it in Iraq, I think.
We were buffing a rag.
Not gonna lie.
I'm thinking about playing the cemetery here.
Yeah?
Let's do some science.
I'll make it work in Acio.
Acio?
Three.
Oh, give you, give, Mark, take it.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, you could.
Collateral.
Yeah.
There's a lot.
Three, four.
I have four here.
Dang.
I didn't coin out.
I'm gonna go four.
Yeah, but it doesn't do anything for me, right?
Getting the paragon out.
Oh, I was saying, I was saying he's play the wall breaker.
Wallbreaker?
I can't do that.
I'll be out four.
It would take five.
I had double coin.
Oh, I mean, I mean, just do, I mean, killing the relic and then
Bank.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I guess that could be a lot.
It is.
But I like to play because I can still kill a sub this turn.
Yeah, just because you get a decent board.
Yeah.
Oh wait.
If I'm gonna do it though, I want to get the extra HP on the wall breaker first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There we go.
Okay, sacrifice.
Yeah, that's it, Penzo.
That's actually how to do it.
I believe in you.
Yeah, we all believe in you, Penzo.
Oh, yeah, I don't even know if you get a dis...
I guess your defender is fine, yeah.
I'm gonna full clear, bro.
What is also got shielded on the 4-1, misplay?
Wait, you mean this shielded?
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about, Zelly.
Okay.
I feel like you just didn't see the line.
Like you didn't see the play.
Like obviously I have to get shielded there and I knew it was coming.
So that's why I didn't.
That's why I didn't charge.
Plus, if he's don't run, well, they do run slingers, I guess, but they don't run launchers.
They don't run launchers.
What is he?
Oh, he's doing Prater?
Yeah.
Prater somewhat sucks.
Prater does somewhat suck.
Unless, wait, do I have slingers in here?
Because if I slinger, get rid of the defender, no evasive.
Did you put slingers in here?
I don't think it is.
Nah.
Dang, this sucks because I do want to play the simi.
Damn, you get that.
Yeah, so I have to sacrifice this.
The reason behind putting shielded is exactly for the reason so it doesn't get shielded.
Oh, got you.
So you get two for one, essentially. Yeah.
Two for one.
Do you
Seminth are here
and hope you
discard something good in this name?
I can't because there's no assault, right?
Or you mean the effect?
Effect side?
Yeah.
I don't know if I was worried.
Like if he has,
because if he has T.O.e.
That sucks, right?
Hmm.
Like, is it worth?
It does.
Like, would we ever play the effect here?
I mean, I think you could.
I mean, you're making up with the...
Um, really clear this regardless. Yeah, like, wouldn't it make it better if we just
Discordered a good car from a hand like T-O-E? I think so so he's gonna be on five first time it's ever been played
Which time anyone's ever actually used it yep see boom big braid
Oh man, why couldn't they just wait for like two more two more draws? I
Why couldn't this have waited for two more draws?
Welcome in, Zelle, by the way.
Yo, give a round of applause, shout out.
Much love to the king himself.
I mean, very nearly took down all the worlds.
A couple players go a little bit different.
This man is taking it home.
Far left is Sabo, I think.
There you are.
Oh, so he's holding onto it.
Oh, he's playing it.
Mm-hmm.
Whatever.
Hacker time.
4, 2, 1. No.
Damn it.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Can we can play that safe.
There's no reason to get this shielded, right?
It's not a vehicle, so it's not going to gain a perk.
No, yeah.
It's the save mode.
Um...
Trade this, trade this.
Don't have smuggled supplies in the list because it's a hacker.
Hacker list.
We did try it once and it worked.
We actually won the game that we had.
Smuggled supplies on.
Yeah, I think he's going to commit to it.
You have to like run at least two.
Hey, yo.
But this still has arms.
So I mean, GGs?
I don't know.
Oh, for sure.
GGs.
Oh, yeah.
He's in shambles.
Yeah, he's cooked.
Yeah.
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, buddy
Yeah, buddy
Or do you just play
Or do you just play the victory?
Yeah, I'm gonna play the victory
I'm just gonna let him keep that
To be honest
I mean, if for some reason
He has poisoner in hand
He gets Europa into the poisoner
I mean, good job, I guess
What he won't do
Or at 3 too.
Okay, wait, wait.
Veen, do you know, if you're still here, do you know about this interaction?
Like Nora, after you choose vehicle and then you were to play ADHQ, Nora doesn't become battle ready herself.
So it's not retroactively applied, even though she does have the label.
Yeah, she doesn't battle it.
Exactly.
Because the muster is after the fact.
Maybe that's why, because you technically played the card before, so the interaction is backwards.
Somewhat significant just because of the body, right?
I mean, that's, you're able to take out swing something for four.
Yeah, but I think it's just the order of operations hub is, because technically it's after the facts.
We're like better at something you play from your hand.
It gains battle ready.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, but it's a bug.
Right.
I remind me he says...
Shouldn't matter or it's a bug that she doesn't go from room.
Okay, okay, sick.
Yeah.
I'm down to beef up ADHD a little bit more.
Why not?
Yeah, like, hmm, sure.
Bone.
Yo, ADHD hacker doing things.
Absolutely doing things.
The only thing that would even save him here is, what, nothing?
A Kaler, swinger to the Kaler?
Nothing saves it.
Nothing, but nothing really saves him.
So Europa, Kelaire, Slinger, take out the big two, he's still at one HP.
And then any vehicle I draw is, uh, well, it doesn't even matter because I have Nora in hand.
So any unit I have, even machinist, just becomes a vehicle battle ready. GGs.
Oh, what I'm talking about? I have victory down too, so.
The Kalear, the whole Kalaer Slinger thing doesn't even matter.
Unless they did Europa.
This game is over, but I'm just throwing it out there.
If they did Europa, Rasa.
So the Rasa dies.
He still takes 2 HP to the face.
And then Kalear, then Slinger.
And yeah, would still be dead because he'd be at 3 HP.
So either way, that's just checkmate.
This is one of the hardest checkmates I've seen it a little bit.
I love the freaking victory, bro.
Like four, yeah, it's just a checkmate card.
This one is so annoying.
Oh, I'm sure you guys have had that discussion as well, Vien.
Again, it's not, I'm not trying to pepper you with questions and, like, balancing issues.
It's more like interactions.
So the interaction with Nora and ADHD, but what, I'm sure you guys have had discussion about the victory.
Yeah?
Does obviously this does two damage to the unit when they play it but should the muster go off before it dies?
Try the nor nor interaction right now. Okay
Like if I had a relic down and they played Sabotaur the Sabotor is gonna die because it's three two
It works but should the Saboteur be yeah she did get it she didn't get it okay
No mind. Yo fixed question mark he did ahead of it. Yeah question mark. I
Oh wait, since this guy wrote this, hold on.
Let's have a little fun.
Oh, first Paragon before Nora.
Yeah, what if you do Nora into the Paragon?
I wonder if it works the same.
Fix it while you were streaming.
Nikki.
Yo, that's twice in one day.
And then they did like the matchmaking MMR fix.
And I know he's just trolling right now, but...
Lambie was funny.
Yeah, the Lambie one was funny.
Just a hot fix.
MMR, like Lambie broke the MMR matchmaking.
It makes sense, too.
It's something they've never accounted for for someone being so far ahead at MMR.
Just that's funny.
Oh, yeah, that's great.
All right, we got Future Parallel World Champion.
Oh, look.
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
Say hi hi.
Yeah.
That's you.
Yeah, give me the mic.
I'm taking it over.
Hey, everybody.
Hello.
Hi, Vien.
Hi, Penzo.
Hi, Captain.
Yo, Lambie, remember you typed a message to Lambie this morning?
I don't know what it said, but it was something.
Om yum, yum, yum, yum.
Yeah, JV and Zelly.
Look, all the cool people in chat.
All the cool people.
Bad guy's in there, but he's in the voice chat.
So he hasn't.
He hasn't typed anything, but he's in the voice chat.
Yeah, say hi.
You want to give me a high five?
Hi five.
Boom.
Yeah, give me a high five over here.
Oh, hold on.
High five?
High five?
Those are headphones.
Those are headphones.
Boom.
Yeah.
Baby Jeremy is so cute.
Harry, yo, Harry's in there, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Panda, he's not even here anymore, or maybe he is.
He could have went to sleep.
I know he's in a very different time zone, but Panda came through.
We were playing Kathy Byrne and we were playing Lemmy.
Lemmy's low-key cooking by the way.
But he came through and he's like, Jeremy, make me an ADHD hacker list.
And I was like, hey, I got just the man for you because we're in the voice chat right now.
starring and featuring legit bad guy.
I was like, if anybody can do it, it's legit bad guy.
He's known for the hasty mobilization decks.
He's known for the hacker decks.
And so first try pretty much, we've only subbed out of supplies
and maybe one other card.
But other than that, we're like 3-1, 4-1 with it.
It's not Hacker 8HQ at that second.
Wait, this is why it is not Hacker, ADHD?
We're here for baby journey.
Oh, okay.
I see what you mean.
Not Hacker.
That's why you're.
Oh, you want to play?
Okay.
Say, shut up.
Say, shut up and play.
Oh, oh.
Oh, you're gonna sing on the mic.
Okay.
Wish you could be a purple monkey and a bubble gum tree and you can swing in the breeze
Then you can swing back to me
Maybe you could be a little bird with bubble wung
Okodot wings and
Yeah
Uh huh
Can you sing it?
Can you sing it?
Oh, cards
Ooh, we like cards
I don't know what card I can give me.
See.
Goodbye.
Yeah.
Oh, over there.
They're over there.
Goodbye.
A.D.HQ hacker, low-key cooking.
Although I will say, like, we have been getting wins with it.
It's prone to brickin as we have proven.
We're not necessarily bricking, but just...
Unfortunate draws.
And then against the fast decks, I don't know if you're gonna have time to set all this up.
So it's still yet to be seeing how fast Sippy can go.
I know people like Lambian stuff are testing out Orator, Eight Palm of Galley and all that.
Trying to make some more iterates with the relics.
And so they can still go pretty wide, pretty fast.
But if you run into a Kathy list,
I think you might be on a little bit of, uh, you might run into some issues there.
You live by the axe and you die by the axe.
100% indeed.
That's the way it goes.
I mean, you really can't complain when it happens, like when you die, because it's like,
and we, bad guy has said this many times before, but it's like going to the casino.
Yeah.
And just you're trying to high roll.
You're literally attempting to pull off something miraculous, something that'll save your butt.
And it's not going to happen all the time.
So you have enough in the deck to kind of skirt by, try to survive, and then just try to absolutely scam your opponent.
And that's why, I mean, Hacker is just such a scam card, or was a scam card, right?
Especially at four costs.
Although I would love to see it still at four, I think for some reason the power level that it gave Universal,
With this card at 4.
Universal ruined everything.
Yeah, Universal ruined everything.
It was like, it's fun to use in other, in non-Universal decks, essentially.
What was the other card it ruined?
It ruined logistics support?
I don't know.
Yeah, logistics support cruiser.
That deck for everyone, or that card for everyone.
Attorney ban list is definitely something, Cap.
Acknowledging enemy presence.
Hello.
Attorney ban list could be something.
I don't know if it's the route to the one answer.
For rallying cry sins.
Yeah, but we changed the rallying cry and then we still nerfed it.
Yeah, LSC is a good card.
As soon as we can get some of the left curve meta to die a little bit,
if we can get them to struggle to make room for the LSC, I think it's a great card.
Or even something like the Ogham Cordeck, you probably still fit it in.
LSC back to three ever?
It's at four.
422.
Oh, that's right we can move.
Against Kathy, I do like the ASB, especially as HADHQ.
Imagine if I high roll the attack.
I didn't even know if I played at three.
I'm going to say, okay, I don't know what this guy's playing.
I'm going to say, okay, I don't know what this guy's playing.
I said this on yesterday's stream or two streams ago.
What's annoying about playing against Kathy is you don't know what build they are.
Because there's four different builds out there.
And so you never know whether to keep.
You don't know what to keep on Mulligan.
You don't know what to keep or when to keep the relic removal.
The no snitch.
It's like, it's insane.
The Kathy list has the most variety.
I've ever seen.
Close to folks who have all the pizza.
Rather make another card rather than another three that ramps?
Ooh, rather make a new card at three.
Everything will be fine.
LSC could be back to three.
Everything will be fine.
Oh, he didn't hit Trigger Happy?
What the hell?
I thought he was gonna hit me with a Bloodhound.
Wait, okay, I'm officially confused.
Does that mean that he has launcher?
Or does he have a triple slinger for the next turn?
I'm lost.
Yo, thanks for the follow.
Nicky nine, do it.
Thank you very much.
Double machinist, sure.
Armored support vehicle, please get the attack buff.
That'd be sick.
Yeah, my.
Even if you don't get the health buff, that'd be amazing.
Shielded.
Yo, shielded is actually huge, too.
I like that.
Ooh, Mars. Hacker into the Mars. All we need to draw is coin.
Launcher on the trigger.
You have machines too, so it depends.
Yeah, can I potentially get the paragon out here?
Because this is going to be a two. If he has another bloodhound, I'm cooked.
So swings here, this dies. Swing here, this doesn't die.
but they're both shielded.
He can trade it next turn, but there's no way he can do four damage, right?
No magna?
No magna available?
Hmm.
I think that's my best.
Is that my best play?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
We also have the wall break.
Do you get to bank machinus?
I would probably bank machinists.
I would probably bank machinists.
I would probably bank Machinus.
Okay, so let's say he has three on board four.
This only takes two.
Trade this.
Yeah, there's no way he can kill.
What?
Hold on, hold on.
Before you banked Triumph of Mars,
I think the Triumph is great after the Hacker.
I don't really want to play the machinist yet.
But for Curve, like the Machinist plus the Waabaker is pretty sick.
But I was trying to save the hacker for...
I mean, you could always...
You could also just play the...
Machinist after hacker too.
I could have also hit face there maybe, but maybe.
Oh, and Drew, yeah.
And draw, yeah.
But holding on to two fives to play them in like two turns is also a little bit of a copium as well.
You gotta, I mean, we gotta survive to get to five and six, right?
Hopefully he doesn't...
Oh, I did.
He would need, if he has Bloodhound here, I mean, he has it to be able to take this out.
So PING here, swing slinger, this is a 3-4.
Bloodhound, second unit, double swing into ADHD.
The fleet shall try.
Okay, so no bloodhound.
We survive for now, but our ADHD is most likely dead?
Unless we top deck, well, still gonna be dead.
But if we top deck another wallbreaker, that'd be sick.
I guess that was a misplay.
i was thinking about low-key banking because i didn't want to draw but now looking at it i was
like okay maybe i do need to draw but either way it's dying right the fleet shall try
yeah so that's that's on me that's on me i was just i thought i was in in my head i was
committed to one play i was like wait that actually seems a little bit stupid so
The fleet shall try.
Honestly, I think that's out of our entire, all the matches with ADHD.
That's like our first true misplay.
Oh my God.
Definitely would have been cooked either way.
I loved playing Domino against Stroultz,
stacking her into a chamber, playing her again next turn with a triumph.
That way they don't banish my precious...
Oh, the precious Domina, yeah.
Okay, so we have...
Vali.
Obviously, we're playing Hacker here.
Don't even really need to high roll the zero costs.
We need a top deck, uh, our commandal worships, back to back.
Okay, now we do keep the zero costs.
Discard or V-Rav. I guess we're playing for the volley.
So Hacker, boom.
And now we just need to survive.
Volley, please.
Take her leave it.
Hacker could die here.
She could just swing face.
Or yeah.
So like swing face, play Kathy and hope that she hits like 50-50 Hacker.
But if she does, we have the Earthbreaker zero cost combo.
Continues to go wide.
You'll please give me a volley to punish this.
Please.
I beg.
V-Rav?
Okay, I know this is a personal opinion and you can do whatever you want with your decks,
but I will never understand why people run earthen cardbacks or it's not even the fact that it's earthen.
It's just that it's not, oh my god, Gigi's.
G G G Gs.
It's just not aesthetic, bro.
It just doesn't go together.
This is like wearing purple pants.
This is like wearing purple pants with like a green shirt.
It's just disgusting.
Purple and green go great together.
Just absolutely disgusting.
My card back is Kathari and Marco.
But what color is it though?
What color is the thing?
This is three.
This is three.
Wallbreaker.
Wait, assault, shielded.
Might as well get a soul, right?
Hmm.
Well, we could just take out an additional unit.
Yeah.
Shielder doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Earthbreaker. Who knew Jeremy was a fake queen? You already know?
That's about all we can do. I mean, we still have some outs. I mean, Hacker is just, we're praying for a miracle again.
Just trying to make something happen.
Shilled it anyways, zero cost Nora? You'd love to see it.
I think it's forcing him to play to like deal with your board.
Yeah, I mean like he has to trade the Earthbreaker.
Out of B.
I mean he could do it with Kathy. Oh, he hit the Mars, man. So annoying. Mars is such a good card.
It is balanced though. Like you have to get rid of your entire hand, which is what Kathy loves to do.
So that's why it compliments so well.
Still you have volley and pun is.
in a way, but it's just because of the memento interaction, right?
Like the AOE doesn't happen all at once is what makes it annoying.
And then you have to keep track of which one was played first, which one was played last,
and I already lost that.
So I know these are the more recent two, but I don't know out of these four which one was played when.
Well, I think they're lost on it too.
So at this point, if you did play it, you could, if you did it on VRAF, I think you could still clear.
Most of it.
There walls will fall.
Just put it on the Bannerman?
Or is he just gonna sacrifice, like, put it on another one?
Wait.
Wait, where did you go?
Yeah, he roped it.
Oh, that's crazy.
He roped it.
That's actually wild.
Yo, please punish artillery bomb.
Oh my.
That's the first time I've ever, ever seen that after much.
Yo, let me get a zero cost to Wong, porfavor.
Hmm.
Oh, I'm pretty big.
You get a bank V-Rab, though.
Yeah, it's the bank V-Rav or Nora.
Earthbreaker is already dead, so, like, Nora is only just good for the random buffs, right?
Well, it's like, oh, yeah, I guess you played both, right?
Earthbreaker and he doesn't matter.
Yeah.
This depends if you want the extra buffs with Nora.
Feel so bad to be a zero cost card.
Yep.
Well, again, he's got to deal with the board.
Yo, there it is.
Do we even survive here, though?
Because this is 7.11.
Yeah, that's 11 on, and target 1-1 unit first.
Oh, wait, is there a world where Kathari can have a one-cost unit that draws a card?
Like Machinus?
I would love some negative buff cards.
Yeah, so Captain wants to draw.
Penzo wants.
One where you can on the muster, yeah, you can gain a minus one, minus one.
Okay, so far so good.
If I draw Mars or Wong, we're chilling thing.
Which one did you notice them?
Uh, the warship.
Yeah.
Yeah, so since he snitched the warship.
Keep playing cat.
I could hit face, volleyed this till three damage to the researcher,
because it has the attack buff.
It's almost like pre-patch.
Get off my ship.
Problem is, I'm at 10.
This guy has 5-eat.
Yeah.
Okay, well, that makes things a little bit weirder, but we would just volley the warship now.
It's snitched anyways, so I can see a card like that.
That's 1-1 draw card as long as it's not a clone.
Ooh.
You know, that's a girl.
Bro, you gotta be kidding me.
I forgot the, yeah, the other little buff there.
I mean, does Kathari need more draw, but...
Yeah, I already need more things to draw.
Bro, what is going on?
Dude, no shot.
We did it. We bricked coin brick.
Oh, that feels bad.
No, GGs, GGs.
The one thing we couldn't have happen, like getting a Mars, a Wong, anything here.
A machinist.
Oh, he's still clear.
It's just who is passing a whole turn.
Well, we can't even really clear because we have to trade in both everywhere.
Oh yeah, we do.
Well, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, you gotta trade both.
Dude.
Why do we get punished for this?
Why do we get punished?
Attack the three-suits.
We lose anyway.
Because he's in a cavity next to-so.
Yeah.
That's true. No snitch, so yeah, we still die.
Very true, very true.
I feel like we shouldn't, this is a game that like...
Not that we ever had it under control, but that we shouldn't have gotten punished for.
The Bloodhound and Kathy is so dumb.
And and okay, so there's two things.
Obviously, we missed out on all of our draw.
No researchers, no Wong, no Mars.
The hacker was fine.
But the other two things like on their side is the Bloodhound and Kathy is so good.
So it's not, it's not that it's dumb.
It's that it's so good.
It's dumb, good.
And the momento.
Thankfully he roped it, but if he didn't rope it, that game would have been even more over.
And even if we volleyed, it wouldn't have mattered because of the AOE interaction with momentum.
So that's just like two things that make Kathy incredibly annoying at the moment.
All right.
Let's see.
What time is 630?
Okay.
simultaneous AEO is on my list.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Um...
Like, it's on both sides, right?
So you can only kind of complain about it so much.
Like, if it's really an issue, then you're running Memento at the same time.
So at least both players have the issue.
So it's not, it's not imbalanced.
It's not not not symmetric.
It's a while away since it's a heavy engineering lift.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it.
I know there's a lot of things being that you probably want to change about the game,
like the little tweaks about how stuff happens.
And yeah, I mean, you guys just need the time for it.
You guys, and you guys have earned the time for it.
You've been cooking.
The cards are sweet.
The client is getting better every single patch.
The balancing has been really good, so...
On those ones that do take a huge heavy engineering lift,
I think it's totally reasonable for you guys to...
It's not even that you're necessarily pushing it out. It's just again. It's a heavy lift
It's not going to happen overnight tons of moving parts refactoring tons of merges tons of whatever
It's it's a lot to figure out so if we we can't have the whole cake, but you've given us really big pieces
right
You've given us really big pieces.
So we just have to stuff our mouths, shut up, enjoy those, and just let the team continue to cook.
I think that's what it comes down to you.
I think that is what it comes down.
I'm excited.
I haven't even played mobile yet, but once I hop off here, I'm probably going to go hang out with the baby for a little bit and then hop on mobile.
Just checking it out, seeing the new patch and how that rolls.
Hmm.
What else about parallel today? Parallel today? Anything to really talk about?
I mean, just to highlight some cards in case you guys weren't here for Lambie's stream.
The Orator is something that he's testing.
So this unit costs one less for each friendly Qatari unit.
Muster transform target unit into a Qatari iterant.
So this is somewhat like genetic correction, except it's better because it's specifically a Qatari iterant.
And it can go through shielded because it's not an effect.
And it creates two one-ones.
Insane.
I've got to go with my little one right now too.
Yeah, enjoy it, Veen.
Appreciate you being here stopping by and clarifying some things on the interaction side.
So always a pleasure, my guy.
Thank you very much.
Enjoy the time, make memories.
Stay safe and stay blessed.
That's for, that's for Vien.
Yeah, so the 8th.
Oh yeah, 8th Palm of Gally, right?
Eighth Palm of Gali is like another one that's being tested right now in Sippy.
Muster waste a revealed enemy bank card and play a copied of it.
So this one is interesting because it has to be revealed, right?
It can't be just any banked card.
It has to be a revealed banked card.
But you get to play a copy of it and you get to waste it.
So you're, it's a huge, or maybe not a huge, but it is some type of tempo swing.
You get to play a card for free, two cards for free, or you pay six for one, you get to play another one for free, and they get deramped.
So you're wasting one energy from them.
Pretty sick, pretty sick.
But is it worth it? I don't know. And when aftermath came out, I decided to pick up two SEs of that card anyway, so I was already prepared for this moment.
I don't know if there's any other tech cards per se.
This is the one that I've been jamming for about 10 days is the rousing signal.
So the first time a friendly cathari iterant is created on your turn trigger,
target non-paragon's unit muster, including legendaries.
So if you have akara, if you have Wong, if you have Magna,
recruiter, slinger, Sabo, like all those can just be like burst,
a little bit of surprise factors.
So if they let a Sabo live and they have another relic, then at the end of your turn,
when you, or sorry, in any point during your turn, the first time an iterant is created,
you can repeat the muster.
So if they let Wong live, you create a Qatari iterant.
You can trigger another Wong.
It's pretty powerful.
It is a little bit slow, but depending on which musters you can hit, I think it's worth it.
But again, that's...
That is Bad Guys, Hacker ADHQ list at the moment, V1, V1 post this patch.
Shout out, Bad Guy as well.
I think this is his username.
Yep, that's it.
I appreciate you.
Yeah, absolutely.
So if you guys want to see more hasty mob shenanigans or hacker, you know where to go.
Might be playing hacker.
All right, man, I'll see you.
Please.
