Thank you. Thank you. Well, good morning, everybody.
I had to think about that for a second.
Yeah, at 11 a.m. Pacific time.
11.01, if we're being exact.
Hello, everybody in the audience.
I appreciate you being here.
This is Unvault with your host, Aaron Haber, and possibly Ernest Lee later.
He's feeling a little under the weather.
We'll see if he comes or not.
So, of course, we hope Ernest is feeling okay, and we'll see if he shows up. So, Unvault.
You guys probably already know, but Unvault is a platform that is launching its new NFT infrastructure,
is a platform that is launching its new NFT infrastructure, which allows NFTs to exist
on multiple chains at the same time with only one active. Basically, it allows you to take an NFT
collection and bring it to multiple chains. The collection is the most important thing,
not what chain it is minted on. Although we love the chains, don't get us wrong.
We're starting with ETH Mainnet, Ape Chain, Abstract, Base, Binance, Smart Chain, that's what I was thinking about, Polygon, and Solana.
I know we're also thinking about messing with Robin Hood to begin with.
And, you know, it was a Freudian slip of the tongue to say Bitcoin, but not like we're not
actively considering it, especially with all the mess from Magic Eden over the last
over the last two or three weeks.
two or three weeks. My gosh. My goodness.
Hello, Hizzy, Pat, YoBiz, Silent Bob, Juan, Screenwriter, Dave,
Dak, Dylan, Lucas, and Portuguese, to name a few.
That's all the people that are in here right now.
But when you're listening to this afterwards,
you can't even tell how many people were here.
You just see the speakers.
So I'll just say a million people just showed up.
E-Money's here from Alpha Dogs.
By the way, Newsflash, I believe, has confirmed that we're going to be featuring Bad Ted Yacht Club tomorrow on our segment with Coffee with Captain.
I should say our segment on Coffee with Captain.
Of course, we're going to get to the Alpha Dogs as well. If anybody wants to come up on stage, you can.
But please do me a solid and share the space.
Like it. Leave a comment. is solid and share the space. Repost it, like it,
leave a comment, do all the
algorithm wants you to do. Hello, Freddy A,
what is he calling them? It's funny. You know, we're, we're, uh, so
we are partners with simple farmer in, um, clutch, uh, laps. He started clutch markets and
he's an evil genius. And we said, we want to work with this guy. So we're partners with him.
It's not exactly the other way around.
He's not partners in Unvault,
although he is working with Unvault as our lead dev.
I think it's funny because we don't really have anything to do with the markets,
like the clutch markets, all that.
Like, you know, he's the guy behind it.
We just go, oh, okay, that's nice.
You know, we help him out with other things.
But this morning I woke up and there was a, he shared a post with me.
Because, you know, we're now co-owners of the Clutch Puppies collection, which I don't
know what the hell that means because everybody owns their own Clutch Puppy, but whatever
But now they're putting out
No, it's not starting tomorrow. I don't know what to say.
I'll just read it. Let's see if I can post it up top.
Hang on a second. Let me go new collection. I'll just read it. Let's see if I can post it up top. Hang on a second.
Where the copy link share via,
I don't even know how to share anymore.
How do you share out here?
It used to be that you could just press the share button and it would give you the space.
Where the hell can you even do that right now?
I don't know how to do it.
Anyway, if you go to the Clutch Markets,
you know, X profile, profile we are good morning we are
pleased to announce that the pixel pups nft collection money do you know how to share
on here because i can't figure it out now i i updated uh x and now it's just it's just all
ruined anyway we're pleased to announce that the pixel pups NFT collection is coming soon to Ethereum mainnet.
This will be 100% free mint.
In order to qualify for the whitelist,
users must both own a clutch
puppy on Ape Chain and have opened
at least one position of $100 or more
in volume on clutch perps,
Final snapshot will be taken Friday, March
13th. The reason I say whatever that means is
we don't have anything to do with the clutch market side of things at this point.
Got to wait for those U.S. regulations to catch up.
We don't touch it with a 10-foot pole.
But on the NFT side, yeah, awesome.
So free mint and then just follow whatever Simple Farmer says
Alright, so I see a lot of bad Teds
Bad Teds, of course, did I ever say that?
I don't know, is that a moon bird thing? Screamwriter Dave, or another kind of, a different owl?
It's good to see everybody.
Now, just so you know, everybody is welcome on stage until we run out of space.
I can't, everybody here that knows me knows I can talk by myself for a full hour.
knows me knows i can talk by myself for a full hour i mean that's what i do at home all day
because between me and the three kids and three dogs i can't get a word in edgewise with anybody
else so i just talk to myself all day but if anybody wants to come up you certainly can
um we are going to be talking about uh n, where your new NFT collectors will come from.
I mean, spoiler alert, it's the other chains.
Bad Ted Yacht Club, good to see you.
And money, I seriously do not know how to share anything now. It used to be you go to a post on X
and you click the little share button
and then it would just say the name of the space
and you would click the name of the space
and it would show up on top.
Do they not have that option anymore?
Do they just get rid of it?
Anyway, thanks for sharing the space, everybody.
Lucas, long time no see, no hear from.
They do still have that feature.
If you want, I can tell you how to find it.
Yeah, I'd love to know how to find it.
So you just click the little up arrow like you used to like you always have right and then in the bar
of options right it shows share to whatsapp share to messages all those things you have to scroll
to the far right it's there it's just at the far right i And you're on iOS?
I'm sure you're saying the exact right thing, and I'm just here like, I see a whole bunch of people to share it with.
I see you share it with Messenger.
How stupid. It's there i i shared it up top thank you i just shared it too so it'll be shared twice but how i'll take mine down no no thank you thank you so
how dumb is that why would they do that if you're a space host why would they make you go all the
way to the right all right well thank you for telling me i appreciate that go all the way to the right? All right. Well, thank you for telling me. I appreciate that.
By the way, I have invited Clutch Markets up on stage.
Bad Ted Yacht Club, JP Hazleton.
Okay, I don't want to ask you a question.
You're going to be like, hey, man, nobody knows.
Nobody can know what country I'm in.
But just to be sort of general, what time zone are you in?
I live in the Poconos, so.
Yeah, so I'm not that far from people.
I'm a tri-state baby, so I was born in New York, and New Jersey and PA are my playgrounds.
Do you live near beautiful Mount Airy Lodge?
Um, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to be honest.
I'm new, I'm new to the area.
So anybody who's of a certain age that lived in the tri-state area meaning new york new jersey
you know connecticut pennsylvania they will know beautiful mount airy lodge
which i think was in the poconos that sounds so familiar that jingle hold on
hold on you you'd also know the uh the westchester county fair. Yes. Yes.
there's a greater Westchester County Fair.
What about that New Jersey one?
Is that the one that was Sunday, Sunday, Sunday?
Yes, monster trucks and all the things.
Yeah, that's a good one as well. point is that um you're being featured tomorrow on coffee with captain did you even know that uh
yeah of course yeah and uh and top guns was like that's a little bit early for jp and i'm like oh
he must be on the west coast like me because it's 5 45 a.m here but no it's 8 45 a.m for you i don't i'm not
i no longer feel bad for you well i mean he the reason he says that uh is because he knows my
schedule uh i'm at that time i'm currently uh dropping the kids off at school well tomorrow
they just can't go to school well what's tomorrow no tomorrow's a half day
so worse no no i think i gotta i gotta double check back with um with with mom interesting
school in the poconos all right yeah right in In Appalachians? I drive 45 minutes.
I go to a charter school.
tractor day over here at these schools.
And then just let Top Guns do all the talking
Just put it on your car, your dashboard, whatever
That's great, that's great
I wanna show some love to Bad Ted's
And Heavy Metal and Chumlins
that just signed up on base, our first base collection.
You know, we're going to give love to all the collections that sign up.
Eventually, though, I mean, it's going to be every collection, so it's going to be a
little hard to give love to, you know, 100,000 collections, but we'll do it.
As long as you start with Bad Ted, I think it's okay.
exception. I mean, he starts with who's in the
fucking room, and I mean, I don't see
woos. We can't have fighting
amongst the Unvolved family.
well it's true there are a lot of uh alpha dogs and bad ted's here and we do appreciate that
um so okay so tomorrow yeah tomorrow's gonna be bad ted so make sure to to show up with coffee
with captain coffee with captain yeah and uh yeah, we'll have a good time there.
I can't believe you're going to let me talk.
I mean, JP might crash the car.
It is like 90% you and bad Ted's and like 10% like,
oh, and this is being brought to you by Unvault, which allows amazing collections like Bad Ted Yacht Club to go multi-chain.
He's English anyway, is he not?
What's that? Is he not Captain what's that
it was him telling me that
as American as you come. He walks around
with an apple pie, waving a flag.
I've hung out with the dude
in person. He's definitely American.
It sounds actually delicious right now.
Let's say hi to Clutch Markets.
Is this the one and only Simple Farmer?
How are you doing, Aaron?
Because of E-money's tag i believe and i'm gonna pop in here
and uh drop a little bit of alpha yeah well i i'm well okay so i've already told people
about the post this morning but you know if that's what the alpha is you could you
could tell them again and if there's more alpha go for it
yeah i mean i guess you know just some of the dynamics
and how it's going to work and everything and you know lately we've seen a lot of collections
on eath mayonet do really well yes uh can you can you guys still hear me oh yeah 100 okay sorry
uh we've seen a lot of collections on ETH Mainnet do well.
And, you know, this is something that I poured a lot of funds into,
And when I saw the result, I found that we have a collection
that I feel that art is at the level of like a Chimpers
or a Moonbirds in terms of pixel art.
So I decided to drop it on ETH Mainnet,
reward some of the native ape chain people
and some of the people who are...
Oh, there you are. Now you're back.
Try it again. I think we can hear you now.
I'm here. I'm actually hearing your voice in the background.
No, but see, you have to promise to unmute and talk when I mute.
So I'm going to mute in 3, 2, 1, and then it's your turn to talk.
Damn it, Farmer. Damn we want we want the alpha okay go ahead are we are are we good now i think so go go ahead
you know it's crazy i mean i'm in like a time loop right now i'm actually hearing
what you were saying like 10 minutes ago aaron. All right. Well, I'm kicking you off stage and then come back on stage.
I actually didn't kick him off.
So let me invite him back up.
He'll come back, hopefully.
That's how technology goes.
I mean, the thing I want to talk to him about, obviously, is that I assume this collection is going to go and be unvaulted.
Clutch puppies are going to be unvaulted.
And it's kind of funny because he's like, we should go on ETH Mainnet.
That's what I heard. That's what I heard.
That's what I heard earlier.
Yeah, like I said, I was for whatever reason hearing what you were saying a couple minutes ago.
But yeah, Pixel Pups will be on ETH Mainnet.
Obviously, we've seen a lot of collections recently do well on ETH Mainnet.
And I think with Clutch clutch we've proven a lot with
what we've built and what we're building in the future so i think the collection will do well and
then you know making it a free mint and attaching the divot to it i think will be a nice early test
run of the divot's performance on eath mainnet as well well okay so so now i've got to call out
the obvious here right now first of all i'm excited about the um the collection um i heard
about it along with everybody else so does it matter that we're partners no because i don't
i don't hear anything until it goes public so that's that's fine simple farmer that's fine
um but you know i i get where you're coming from in terms of ethTH mainnet. But the obvious thing is, you know, you and your dev team are working crazy hours to get
the Unvault system ready to go, right?
You are basically our tech project lead at this point, and you're doing an amazing job.
tech project lead at this point,
and you're doing an amazing job.
So in not too long of a time,
is it even going to make any sense
for you or anybody else to say,
we decided to launch on ETH Mainnet?
The last part I wasn't able to hear.
So my point is, with Unvault launching relatively soon,
is it even going to make sense in the future for somebody to say,
oh, we chose ETH mainnet?
Oh, I hear what you mean by that uh i guess you know just people do ask
usually where the mint is going to go live and uh we've we've done i think a pretty good job of
almost everybody on ape chain knows about clutch yes and you just want to make sure we have that
same level of audience now that we're i think ready to you know play in the big leagues
on eath mainnet as well and then you know obviously this is a collection that is going
to be unvaulted that is going to be part of the divot and uh it's going to have that very early
timing and being one of the earliest in there as well but yeah this is something that that has
been in the works since late summer believe it or not not. So let's fast forward eight months, a year,
cats. You're like, cats. We're
I'm just making shit up right
Would you be like, we should
and I'm leading the witness here, or would you
be like, we're going to launch on every
Oh yeah, I hear you be like, we're going to launch on every fucking chain? Oh yeah,
I hear you. Of course, it makes...
Why would you lower your distribution channels?
Why would you not increase the
those additional number of users
and community members to come through?
what I would call strong strong experienced uh you know
builders and developers in the space uh yeah for sure absolutely no but but i think it makes a lot
of sense for you to to launch on eth in in the before times now is what we're going to call it
it's a bu before unvault uh i think it's a smart move i think it's great and i can't wait for it to
be unvaulted everywhere um cup king go ahead i just wanted to scream at the top of my lungs
for god's sake simple farmer he just wanted you to say that it's not necessary because of the
unvault platform technology look but yeah thank you but but but farmer Let's go. But, yeah, thank you.
Farmer is making a good decision, I think,
with going to ETH Mainnet, you know.
All right, Farmer, so how do people even get this collection?
Yeah, so, you know, the first round of users who are whitelisted because like i said it is a
freeman are going to be people who hold a clutch puppy and have tried clutch perps and then the
second and third round of who's whitelisted for the freeman you know for what remains that's tbd
still uh you'll get more news on that next week and aaron you'll get news before me sure i will um and um and look uh full disclosure here um uh what company are we a board council right board
board council is a partner with simple farmer and clutch markets in clutch labs but we we kind of
at this point don't have anything to do with anything,
herps markets or anything like that, except for advising.
But we are here for Simple Farmer with anything he wants to do.
And you're doing an amazing job over at Unvault as well.
Thank you. Yeah, I appreciate it.
I mean, not to give too much away.
I mean, just was looking directly at the platform,
you know, what the Clutch dev team
has been working on as well around the clock.
And when you kind of, without giving too much away,
and when you look at the whole ecosystem
of, you know, what is known already
with the Divit, with Unvault, and when they're all under the same hood when they're
under essentially you know a channel of dashboards it's kind of cool to understand that with this
nfts become so much more dynamic they become you know revenue generating and you know the
on vault marketplace itself has some features that no other nft marketplace that's currently a lot and i'm
very much looking forward to it and you know look uh you just you come up with an idea that you
think is needed and you start working on it and you know who knows what happens um otherwise but
certainly we did not expect magic eden to just like pull out of the market. Magic Eden has gone back to just being a Solana marketplace.
They've thrown Bitcoin ordinals out.
They've thrown all the EVMs out.
And okay, but you know what this means
is that down the line when we launch,
I don't think this is in our MVP,
but it's going to be not too far out after that.
There's arbitrage opportunities.
Well, there will be arbitrage opportunities,
but you'll have to do it manually.
But then in the future, you won't.
It's going to be up the wazoo, right?
Like, because Solana or Magic Eden's only using Solana now.
and you're just using Magic Eden,
and you're buying unvaulted collections,
and you just don't know anything's out there,
you're going to get your lunch eaten all the time
by traders on the unvault platform.
So it's going to be really interesting to see,
and let's not even talk about how amazingly shitty of a job they did in um in winding down and and
paying kols to to shit on nfts that's how it's a lot of ecosystem allegedly although i think it's
been proven allegedly uh yeah so you know stick stick with us and there'll be some fun arbitrage
opportunities yes couldn't have been
a better like timing though right for unvault i mean yeah it's a great platform and a great
hitting point of why the unvault platform will continue to grow for other reasons as well not
just different chains and ecosystems getting involved but the security of having a marketplace that you know is going to be there
would it have been nice to,
to launch in the late teens or early 2020s and get $500 million in funding,
or I think they got a hundred million dollars.
we have spent a pretty decent amount of money, right?
But we're also pretty light, and we're able to move and do things
and create with the amazing team that we have.
So, yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
Farmer and the rest of the team are meeting a bit after this space.
And we're going over the first iteration of the marketplace to play around with.
And things are moving at breakneck speed.
So I'm pretty happy about it.
Yeah, I mean, you know what's cool and what I really like is that
you look at an ecosystem like BASE.
And so BASE thrives on token trading volume.
So then you had a certain type of DEX come out called a VDEX, which is what Aerodrome is.
And the VDEX itself has properties built into it that encourage trading, that boosts volume,
and that boosts obviously liquidity you know, liquidity provider fees,
makes everybody have revenue and that makes the ecosystem just work better.
Solana too, that great volume on Solana
makes it a good ecosystem for tokens.
NFTs kind of been lacking volume lately
and also been lacking revenue from royalties.
And what I like with Unvault is that
you're bringing back the royalties,
you're redistributing to community in a decentralized way.
And now the marketplace itself is actually an AMM
and has features that will boost NFT trading volume
because it functions if you're listing more than one NFT,
more like liquidity pools rather than regular NFT marketplace listings,
which I think is something when people see,
they're going to be like, it's just going to click.
You're just going to be like, wow.
Hey, I don't want to take up too much air out of space.
I'm going to listen from the audience out here, and I appreciate you.
Always good to have you up here.
So everybody follow Clutch Markets, our partner over in Clutch Labs, Simple Farmer as well,
if you're not already following him.
And make sure that you do whatever you have to do, if you want to,
to get one of those cool-looking Pixel Pups.
Cap, Top Guns thinks you're Irish.
We're made up of four countries,
so UK is Welsh, Scottish, Northern Irish, and English.
So when I say neck of the woods, I mean all four of those.
can you give a shout out to everyone to follow Top Guns?
I've been up a few times, you've never said that,
so I'm feeling a wee bit underwhelmed at the minute.
Okay, well, everybody,'ve been up a few times. You've never said that. So I'm feeling a wee bit underwhelmed at the minute. Okay.
Well, everybody make sure you follow Cup King.
And Top Guns, by the way.
And even Lucas and Hart for that reason.
Anybody that comes up on stage, you have to follow them three times.
I'm learning is that i just actually realized this is that my pfp is
like the perfect pfp for unvault i mean am i wrong well let's see who so i can see so there's a
bearish which is abstract yes heritos which is a old school ethTH project. Yeah. There's an alpha dog,
I had a Haritos for a while.
Dave got me into that project.
And even if it is just free soda and stuff like that, that they're giving back and they're getting ready to do,
I think a second collection.
So it might be a good time to tap in with them aaron and see if we can get them you know
maybe a part of what we're doing but uh not a lot of people have runway in terms of liquidity
given to them and budgeted and that's the unique part about that project that has kept me as a
holder at least because hey if you're given a million and a half two three million
dollars per year to spend on your community and project i think you have a better shot than most
yeah and and look here's here's what i'll say about heritos he you know um it was the uh the
mad banana guys that got me into herito because they were you know they were wearing haritos i'm like oh those are cool and i'm like oh cool haritos oh cool and i was in there for a while and you know what it is
and i'm not being an egomaniac here but i got like zero um love from from anything over there
and and you know look whatever i was like i was like hey i gotta hear read those and people like
meh it's like okay whatever i i still like it the art's cool but then i think
we're doing something with like my comedy stuff and i was just like oh who can i who can i reach
out to to talk with somebody and they're like oh um after a while i was like oh this person
and they just never got back i was like all right well i i'm a holder and you can't get back to at
least say no no thank you or something i was like okay you know matt but you know what maybe that
person isn't even there anymore oh really how long ago was that years ago years ago i mean
i don't even remember who the person is my point is that you know teams change people change seasons change um i i have love for all of the collections and
god knows i've made my share of mistakes not not seeing a message not getting back to people so
so i'll uh i'll i'll fill my heart back up with love for Haritos. Yeah, I think that's a, that's, you know, a few years ago, I would have said that's
kind of a bellwether, right?
I mean, you make a post and you ask for, you're not asking for engagement, but you're hoping
the community sees you and welcomes you or says something, you know, welcome to the club.
And when it doesn't, you can't help but take it.
It's not, it's not like you said, it's not ego.
It's more of just, where's my community? What did I just join? I want to feel a part of this club and I'm getting a people and it's like people that follow me that are my friends engage and correct, congratulate me on my purchase.
And I'm like, where is the rest of this community?
So I'm curious to know if that is just human error.
And I wasn't congratulating you.
I was just asking where the fuck you got the money.
No, you know, and, and, and listen,
anytime I see somebody post something and, and they're like, nobody get back to me, I'm like, grow the fuck up.
So I didn't say anything like on the timeline or anything, but I was just like, oh, okay, well, you know, they've got other things to do.
It is tough to be everywhere all the time.
And listen, there's only six of us in the space anymore.
But anyway, all of the Haritos.
And I think it's amazing that a big...
It's funny to call Haritos a Web 2 business.
I mean, Haritos just predates that.
It's great that they're leaning into Web 3, and they still are,
because that can't be said for a lot of communities.
So I think at this point, that is my measure,
is that they're still here, which is very much appreciated.
Yes, tomorrow, tune in to Coffee with Captain at fucking 1 o'clock in the morning.
But, you know, we have this great partnership with Cap, and we love Cap, and we love Coffee with Captain.
And he knows that Ernest and I are on the West Coast.
And so he's like, hey, I have the perfect time for you guys.
Like, how much do we have to pay to alter that time schedule?
Yeah, well, I mean, he's East Coast, and so his show doesn't go much later than that, I guess.
But, you know, and you'll see from the videos that one of the partners cares about getting up early and looking great, and the other one is me.
I, you know, I've got three kids, and I've got, you'll just see my eyes will be puffy.
And I may not even go on camera anymore.
But obviously, we love these segments.
Last week, we had Simple Farmer on with Clutch Puppies.
Tomorrow, we're having bad Ted yacht club.
I am already working on next week's,
I told me I was going to be on camera.
I got to get ready, ready in the morning.
Listen, you can just put a picture of your bad Ted up if you want to.
Missed opportunities, Aaron.
Yeah, I'm going to have to.
I have to make an appointment with my barber.
I got to get a nice little shape bob going. How did we see yesterday? I'm looking fucking have to. That's it. I have to make an appointment with my barber. I got to get a nice little shape-bop going.
I had a receive yesterday.
I'm looking fucking good.
I just, you know, one of the things I love about X is that you don't have to be on camera.
And Cap is leaning into video, you know, and YouTube and all that.
Me personally, not a fan.
I just, I love just being a voice.
TV killed the radio star.
But I was a live streamer for like, I don't know, eight years, nine years.
I was on camera every freaking day.
And so when I got into Clubhouse and all that, I was like, Oh,
I don't have to do anything.
Maybe I'll get more followers.
So they don't have to see me.
Spaces to me have that feel to where,
you know, somebody can just be working or taking a shower and you don't want to know
we're just going information now.
So it's funny when you bring in that other element.
He's spreading out to all these different audiences.
There's really no excuse for people not to be receiving the information.
We haven't said hi to Hart yet.
Well, what a fantastic day this is.
Thank you for hosting the space today on Vault.
And I got some great news for the bad Teds.
I have been working with Lady Rocket to send the first ever bouquet of flowers up to the moon.
Coming up here, they just pushed the date back in June.
Wait a second. Are you currently on the moon?
We will be launching to the moon.
Are you currently on the moon?
Right, because you said, you know, going to the moon, you said coming up here.
I was like, oh, my God, are they bringing you flowers on the moon where you live?
Oh, I wish. I wish. you flowers on the moon where you live that would be amazing oh i wish i wish but yeah no we're
sending the first ever bouquet of flowers up to the moon with lady rocket and copersonic space
so right now my big push is putting information together so i can find sponsorship to pay for that
because rocket fuel is not cheap and i just wrote a four-part article or just wrote the fourth part of it
that kind of goes and explains and talks about what we're doing and how we're doing it and
just kind of breaks it down a little bit more you and the space program and i hope you get all the
rocket fuel i really do just and if not try mountain dew that Dew. I went electric on my car.
I mean, trying to save the environment.
So I would hardly look for an electric battery and shoot that bad boy up.
There is a Tesla in space, I believe, isn't there?
I believe you're correct.
But, yeah, we also got other things.
Lady Rocket has other things working with SpaceX.
And, well, Lady Rocket does own two rocket ships.
So that's one leg up into the space.
And when Lady Rocket decides to unvault,
then she can come up and tell us all about it.
But, Heartthrob, I am very glad that you are here.
Good luck with the space program.
Very cool to have the first bouquet of flowers in space.
And I hope you get all the rocket fuel you need.
You know, I do want to get to the topic a little bit.
And everybody, please stay up.
I'd like to talk to Lucas more and everybody more.
And anybody else wants to come up, please do.
But NFTs, where your new NFT collectors will come from will come from now you know if you're hanging out
here then and you know what unvault is you know what i'm gonna say what i'm gonna say is um
hey you launched a collection at you know 2021 22 23 24 25 whatever and you're grinding and you
have the best of intentions and what do you need? You need more people to be involved.
You need more people to want to be part of your community.
I mean, what you really need are royalties.
Potentially, you know, not bad Teds.
They're selling all kinds of health products.
But, you know, for other collections, you know,
they have not cornered the GNC, you know, with, with, with RWAs.
So, so we help bring back royalties. That's one thing.
But where are the people going to come that are going to buy into the
collection? Where are the collectors going to come from?
Where are the art lovers? Where are the, the hodlers? Where are the traders?
Where are the art lovers where are the the hondlers where are the traders where are
the dgens where are the the bots that are just going to farm the shit out of your uh project
which i don't know i'm sure somebody will tell me why that's a bad thing but at the same time it
you know if you're if you're getting royalties from it fucking farm away you know um well they're going to come from the other chains of course
because you've probably reached
sure somebody may drunkenly stumble
oh I just heard about NFTs
you know we're kind of a a niche market do i think we're
going to be like that forever no but right now a little bit so what can you do i mean you can keep
on trying like the latest meta to try to you know get somebody excited to be like oh i should pick
up another nft or you can just open your collection up
to every fucking NFT trader, collector, et cetera,
And that's where we need to go.
That's what Unvault is doing.
Patent pending technology
that allows you to get your collection
onto many, many, many chains.
We are starting, and you guys can probably recite this along with me at this point,
but we are starting on ETH Mainnet, ApeChain, Binance Smart Chain, Polygon,
Base, Abstract, and Solana, just so you know we're not just doing EVMs.
There's a very good chance we're going to add Robinhood.
And I will tell you that we are very seriously considering, which is what I was trying to
We have some ideas for that as well.
We've asked Simple to tell us, okay, how big of a lift is it and how soon can we get it there, especially
with Magic Eden, you know, doing the disappearing act. But your collection, and Bad Ted's have
signed up for this, Heavy Metal, Alpha Dogs. I almost said a collection that is about to sign up,
but we haven't announced them yet. So don't give away the alpha, Aaron.
You know, collections that we're part of, of course,
Bulls on the Block, Bears on the Block, Bulls Evo, STK, STK Dolls,
Treasure Treasure Boxes, Clutch Puppies,
the newly discovered Pixel Pumps, Chumlins on base,
Happy to have our first base collection, by the way.
This means that you, your community, your holders, your marketing team, yourself, you now have the opportunity to go out and find your new NFT collectors on all those other chains.
So if you're an Ape Chain collection, yeah, people may look for stuff on ETH mainnet that don't mess around with ape chain at this point.
But also base and abstract collectors, Solana collectors.
And one of the big things, and if anybody's ever tried to get anybody to do anything that they're uncomfortable with, people don't like doing things they're uncomfortable with.
People don't like to forge ahead into new territory
usually that's why we celebrate you know
because they're the ones that did it everybody else was like
and so you have a tremendous amount of volume on Solana
they don't want to come over to EVMs
they don't is there crossover of course
there's some crossover but there's no need to cry cup king because we're going to go over there
right yeah my friend bad ted yacht club alpha dogs etc etc are going to be on solana everybody
that has a bad ted everybody that has an alpha dog, a heavy metal, et cetera, et cetera.
When we launch, you'll have the ability to have your bad Ted's and your alpha dogs on all of those chains.
You can only have one active at any given time.
You're the only one that can lock up and unlock, vault and unvault your token ID.
But you'll be able to do that.
You'll be able to go everywhere.
And so what does that mean?
Let's say you've been holding 100 bad TEDs.
And you're like, I would like to not only gain some personal liquidity, but to put some royalties into the pocket of the collection.
Maybe a list 10 on Solana.
And try to get some volume going on Solana, which also will show up in the volume charts, which also, you know, volume begets
volume. People might start saying, oh shit, what's bad tats? What is that? You're like,
motherfuckers, we've been here for like four years now. But they don't know who you are because
they've been over on Solana for four years and they don't they don't mess around over here now they'll be like
it gives like the art a little bit better of a chance to get seen yes don't you think oh 100
so you'll have people that like the art and then you'll have people that like the volume and they'll
say oh why is this pumping i want to get on this pumps beget pumps you know you'll have um you'll have people that like the volume, and they'll say, oh, why is this pumping? I want to get on this.
Pumps beget pumps, you know?
You'll have people that have an army of bots, and they won't even do anything. Their bots will just be like, oh, we have been programmed to find volume and to jump on top of that.
And again, then, yes, then the people who like art, the people who turn the art off on fucking Blur, whatever,
you know, they will start seeing your collection show up.
Then a certain amount of them will be like,
oh, let me follow Bad 10 on X.
Let me hop into a Discord or wherever.
And be like, oh, I like these guys.
I like their community, whatever.
And they'll start showing up.
And, you know, just like anything else,
you get a certain percentage of them
who become long-term community members,
Evangelists. You got it. Thank you. Oh, my God. Evangelists.
They'll become evangelists for your project.
They'll bring in more people.
They'll bring in their buddies.
And look, all these things are who knows, we'll see.
But it certainly seems to me that you know I've got to go out there
in other ponds a little bit
everybody else is like we are on
our NFT island and we're like
we're going to get off this fucking island
you can't do that that's not the way things are done oh but it but it but it will be
you know i liken it i liken it like a huge water park where everyone else is just playing in their
own pool and pond or but over at unvault it's a water park where you can be on any slide, pool, wave tide, or anything you want.
I'm glad Magic Eden closed down now before you was released, because, I mean, the Bad Teds have to go back to the table now and rethink, are we even going to Ape anymore?
Because Ape lent a lot on Magic Eden, and I don't think OpenSea will get the same results with Ape.
on Magic Eden, I don't think OpenSea
will get the same results with
Ape, so Solana's a really
even when we were over on Ape where the
alpha dogs, and you talked about
earlier, the butts, some people say are they bad
or are they good, well I tell you what, the butts were the
biggest supporters of alpha dogs over
I mean they give more support than the actual
but we still sustained a 300 A300 for our price due to community, really.
But the bots did support more than the ape team people.
But bots are necessary, right?
If you don't have anything helping incentivize trading
and somebody putting wheat offers in, you have no volume.
But another thing I'm going to say here, because I've heard a lot of founders say, should we go to this
chain? Should we go to this chain? I think people are overthinking it, right? Like
go to every chain that we offer and support
and then let your holders make the decision about where they want to go
personally, right? so, you know, go to Apechain, go to Solana,
go everywhere, and then just see.
Like, I don't know why anybody would limit
the blockchains that your holders can go on.
You know, it's a grand experiment,
not costing anything more, right?
You just go in and let them do it, see what happens.
You never know know might be surprised
and you know you're well put go ahead i was just gonna say well very well put it's not this like
um decision that you have to make and live with forever you know you can literally just go test
the waters over here like see what this is like did i get any volume you know, you can literally just go test the waters over here,
like, see what this is like, did I get any volume? You know, did people buy this? Did we gain new holders? More importantly, is the way I think about it, by listing like the 10 pack you were
saying earlier on Solana. If so, does that bring in five, six new people that are going to help
promote the community? Because there's that butterfly effect that you're kind of talking about that we really
all need. Thus the, you know,
Kumbaya coming together, breaking of all chains.
And hopefully one big pool is better than a very small slice of the pie or
whichever analogy you choose to use.
Here's a real, here's a real question on um
that that we need the answer to so you know the way you're talking about dropping on all these
chains and vault and non-vulton so just say statistically okay we go to solana um what's
that look for the holder count on that contract because who gets them you're going to
mint the 10 000 nfts does that mean that the vault is going to hold 10 000 nfts and then the owners
only go up as they dwindle out unlock and lock in the vault that depends on the well it depends on
you slash the um collection owner right for for collections. So when you go to set up your dashboard and you say, okay, we're going to unvault bad Teds, you're going to be able to – the default is going to be unvault to every chain, right?
And then if you don't want to do that, you can pick the chains you want to.
And, again, I would just go default, but up to you.
again, I would just go default, but up to you. But then your next, um, your next decision
is, do you want to pre-ment on each chain or not? Now, for the most part, I would suggest that
collections do not pre-ment. All right. Like as much as we, as we want to like be super nice and
cool to everybody, you know, it's like nothing to, it's like nothing to mint it on Solana.
And here's what I mean, right?
If you have Bad Ted's number 69,
then you would go to unvault,
and the very first time you would take it out on Solana,
so you're going from ETH mainnet to Solana,
you would vault on ETH mainnet,
in an escrow contract that only you can interact with.
I mean, the other bad Teds are there in the escrow contract as well,
but you're the only one that can interact with bad Teds number 69 because you own it.
Then you would say, the platform would say,
what collection do you, or what blockchain, excuse me, do you want to
unvault to? And you'd be like, Solana. Great. Now, because the first time you're doing it,
there's a little step, which is just, okay, you're going to mint it first and then transfer
it over. Now it exists in the contract waiting to be minted, but boom. I think Solana, the gas is extremely cheap, and boom, it's minted and it's transferred into your wallet.
Now, all of this happens for the user in one flow.
Just like a wallet pop-up, your wallet's already connected because you're on the platform,
but do you want to do this, approve this, approve that?
It's all in the same flow. The only difference will be you're minting it. So the next time you go to
Unvault on Solana, you don't need to do that step again. You're not minting it every single time,
only the first time. Once you mint it, it exists there forever. I guess unless somebody burns it
or, you know, even burning it still exists. But anyway, point is, um, it can be there already pre-minted if you want it to be.
I think for most collections, I would have them, uh, choose to let the, uh, the holders
mint themselves as they want to.
It's a nominal fee for the holders, like nothing.
It's, it's, it's a nominal fee for the holders, like, like nothing.
So if I was to mint the whole pre-mint,
would that show in the statistics that everyone still owns their own Solana one,
but it still say there's 1,300 holders and there's 10,000 NFTs on Solana?
Let me just wrap my mind around what you asked so like they're
on okay so a couple different answers here so one the way that we are doing it on vault
your question the the answer is it doesn't matter right because the collection is looked at as the
collection is not looked at as seven different contracts.
And this is a patent pending thing
that we're doing on Unvault
because nobody's done it before
because it didn't have to be done before
because collections weren't multi-chain.
So as opposed to making everybody search,
you know, seven bad TED contracts,
okay, here is one bad Ted collection.
And when you go to that collection, um, you just see bad Teds one through 10,000, right? So
here, here are all the bad Teds. Now, when you look at it, you're going to get a lot of
information. So, um, let's say you want to look at, look at them, uh, ascending order and price,
want to look at look at them uh ascending order in price right so it'll show up just like every
other uh every other uh chain sorry every other platform that you would look at that's what it's
going to show it's going to show uh cheapest to uh most expensive but here's the here's sort of
the answer to your question underneath um the nft the picture of the nft it won't just
have like the price it'll also have what blockchains are currently active on right so it
won't matter how many people have already minted or if you pre-mint the collection it'll just be
like here's the collection here's what it is currently active on. Here are the chains that it can be active on. Maybe even here are the
chains that's been minted on so far because, you know, there may be some utility for minting on
a chain the first time from Bad Teds, right? So people may want to search, okay, has this already
been minted on Solana or Base or am I going to be the first one to do it? Now, in terms of other
marketplaces, I don't, I think what you're saying may be accurate in terms of if they're not all
minted, then maybe they won't all show. But I will tell you, and we continue to reach out to him. I can pretend like everybody talks to us.
I mean, everybody does talk to us, but trying to get OpenSea to talk to you, you might as well stick your head under the ocean and yell for a fish, right?
So we are offering OpenSea the ability to use our license for the collections,
how the collections appear on their trading platform.
So if you work at OpenSea and you're listening to this,
And we are willing to make it easier on your uh people
you know to come as opposed to having to to look through seven different fucking contracts like
just make it make it easy for everybody i was just i was just asking for right just say i'm
the only one that's done it so far i unvult on to solana i'm the only one that's done it so far. I unvult onto Solana.
I'm the only one that's done it.
Now, we're not talking about the Euromarga place.
We're just talking about Magic Eden.
What's that going to look like?
In fact, there's only one Ted Minda.
Is it going to show that there's only one Ted in the collection and 9,999 in one other wallet?
Or is it still going to show that they belong to everybody else?
That's what I'm trying to get to.'s because not everyone will use on bold it when we're out there shelling
and blind look we will say go to the market place but for people that just see it trending on magic
eden on solana or something well first of all you you're okay bad Teds cannot own the other ones, right?
They are only owned by the owners of the bad Teds.
So let's say you have 3,000 different owners.
The 3,000 different owners own it.
It doesn't matter whether they're minted or not.
If you pre-mint it, it's simply that the owners of the bad Teds on Ethereum won't have to mint them.
They'll have access to them.
But it's not like they're going to be held in a wallet.
If they're pre-minted, they're owned by the wallets that own them on ETH mainnet, whatever wallet that is on Solana.
If they're not pre-minted, they just don't exist yet.
So, and it's really important for everybody to understand that with these escrow contracts and with the whole Unvault system, ownership is key.
And so if you own a bad TED, you will own that bad TED on every blockchain.
every blockchain, whether you've minted it or not, you own either the NFT itself or the right
to have the NFT on that blockchain. When your NFTs are in escrow contracts, each blockchain has its
own collection contract for that collection. So Bad Tededs will have a collection contract on all seven chains.
You'll have one active NFT.
So you can only have one active NFT at a time.
The other ones are held in escrow.
Nobody can touch them except for you.
Now, obviously, if you sell your NFT,
then the next person will own it.
But sort of like your NFT is your key here.
Like not your keys, not your crypto,
not your NFTs, not your keys.
So I hope that makes sense.
I, you know, I know this is totally new.
And, you know, while we're in the process
of getting to launch, I'm sure there's going to be
some things where we go oh we should change that or oh we added this but um the the biggest negative
i see with other um uh other trading platforms is if the collection is not pre-minted yes it might show up that only three of them
exist on solana um but if they're not active on solana they're not listed they're not going to be
for sale anyway right that's like that's why we're doing it the way we're doing it with our
collection view however many are listed across any chain can be bought on vault you can buy with any currency
that's supported by the chains you can buy on any chain and you can have it delivered to you on any
chain the i don't want to say that we're making the other trading platforms obsolete because
obviously open c is a monster in terms of volume, especially now that Magic
And we know that's not going to change, or at least it's not going to change for a while.
We have seen other marketplaces come in and take a giant bite out of OpenSea and other
And certainly we look to be very active, but we also want to move the space forward.
So OpenSea and any other platform can contact us and we will work out a license.
We're not going to charge a million bucks for it.
You know, it's something that we want to offer to make it easy for everybody, you know, working with us and everybody in the space.
with us and everybody in the space.
But yes, if everybody says, ah, we're competition,
we don't want to have this collection view,
then I guess those in the know will just come and search
and do volume on Vault's marketplace
and just arbitrage the shit out of everybody else.
because we know that all the technology
is going to be so good on the Onvolt market place,
but it's going to be still slow starting
to try and get everyone there.
It's to get new eyes, you know,
on them market places and chains
that they don't know about Unvault.
But it doesn't really matter.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but it doesn't matter because when other people see,
like, look, if you incentivize the bad Teds to Unvault onto Solana,
it doesn't matter if anybody even knows about Unvault, right?
Like, bad Teds will show up on every other marketplace on Solana.
And so they could, for their entire lives, never know about Unvault, and they'll still
And it doesn't matter if they ever come to our marketplace.
They can, you know, Magic Eden, OpenSea, Blur, whatever, any platform that supports a certain blockchain,
your collection will show up on that blockchain.
These marketplaces aggregate all NFTs and all listings.
And so they'll show up automatically, right?
The question is, will these other platforms make it easy for people to trade?
Or is it simply going to be everybody that fucks
with solana will see bad ted's on solana everybody that fucks with base will see bad ted's on base
you know and it's kind of caveman uh at that point but they'll all still see it and even if they
never know what unvault is it doesn't matter they can still buy and sell and trade and list and
do whatever they want to do on those platforms.
But at some point they may find out that, yes, there's another platform out there which makes everything way fucking easier.
Does that make sense, Top Guns?
Everything makes sense whenever you tell me on.
You're like a school teacher teaching me new things every day.
Well, this is all new shit like
you know ernest and i went to a couple of conventions uh last year and we were talking
to people that really fucking know their stuff with blockchain and they could not wrap their
heads around what we were doing which as opposed to being like oh man this is gonna be tough i was
like how the fuck is nobody else doing this?
It made me feel really confident, even more confident about our idea.
So we just understand that we've all learned NFTs in a certain way,
and we've been told this is how they work.
And we just said, well, that's dumb.
But now we have to get everybody else on board because it's just not how NFTs have worked in the past.
Lucas, you have your hand up.
I am just curious, Aaron, about how far away launches.
Like, when can I get on this, you know?
Well, anybody that's ever launched anything knows that you know
giving a specific date is ridiculous but i'm not gonna bullshit right we have a uh sort of a roadmap
from simple farmer as to when things are going to launch so we've had
two dev teams three dev teams on this and and each one has done their own part and been good,
but things have gone way longer than we wanted to.
I think one of the issues is that we did not have a really great dev lead,
Because Ernest and I are not dev leads.
We know what we're talking about, but, you know,
somebody handling, you know, all the devs,
that's something that I think we've been
missing. So point is that Simple Farmer is doing that now and he is good, right? So today, in less
than an hour, we're seeing the first iteration of the marketplace. The Unvault contracts have
been audited by Quit. He has made some very good, um,
which we are implementing,
which should take a little bit of time.
I hope that we're launching a beta within 30 days.
we're also asking for some,
you know, some new bells and whistles. So we'll see. I mean, we're also asking for some new bells and whistles, so we'll see.
But I hope that we are launched within the next 30 days.
But it's closer than further away.
Thank you for the answer. Yeah. Good luck with it. Thank you. And, and I'll give
you guys another, not, it's not totally alpha, but I will say this because what we're doing
is, um, I don't want to say so important. That's not exactly what I mean. I think it is important,
We are going to be launching beta,
and we are not going to be using our partners' collections to test this out, right?
So we're not going to be like, oh, yeah, let's take bad TEDs
and just test it out and see where the bugs are.
We're going to launch a native collection,
It's not a collection that's meant to do anything
except to see if there are any fuck-ups
because we don't give a shit about the collection, right?
It's literally going to be like, hey, get one.
We don't give a shit about this collection.
Let's just see if there are any fuck-ups.
And so once we see what the fuck-ups are or that there are no fuck-ups,
then we'll move on to our partner collections to make sure that, you know,
their collections don't have any fuck-ups as we launch.
But between our devs and Simple Farmer and Quit, you know,
we have the best of the best in this industry looking at everything.
Um, but I'm, yeah, I'm, I'm very, very excited about, um, where we're going. And when collections,
you know, when like grinders, like bad Ted's, you know, and alpha dogs are coming in and then,
um, you know, like heavy hitters, like heavy
metal and some others that I can't announce quite yet. It's great. Of course, STK. And I, I promised,
uh, Jody from the project that I would mention the project more, you know, if you are holding
the project, by the way, we will,. We will... I met with Jody...
Was it this week or last week?
I think it was last week.
And I just said, you know,
market conditions are such that I just don't see...
And I'm sorry to burst anybody's bubble here,
but what is the point of making a push right now to mint this thing out with current market conditions?
I don't you know have have have a
certain um collections done okay uh and you know and you know free mint etc yeah yeah that's nice
to see but we have this platform that's launching that everybody from, you know, seven different chains can mint at the same time. Let's,
let's hold off until, until that's,
that's up and running and people know about it,
which I think is not going to be too, too long.
Same thing with SDK and the babies. You know,
if you're an SDK holder and you have your SDKs and your dolls,
John Winchell told us last week that I believe all of the baby traits are done. That's a complicated collection.
here's 5,000 little babies.
And so Winchell has done a tremendous amount of work,
just a huge amount of work, and I'm very excited about that.
But that's going to be the same thing,
where, you know, babies will launch on Vault,
and holders will be very happy, I think,
and new people will be very happy as well.
Same thing with Buckaroos on the Block.
Buckaroos on the Block is a new collection
in the Bulls on the Block universe that Rui, the original artist for Bulls on the Block, created.
They're like cowboys and cowgirls.
But we're waiting for our own vaults.
Same thing, by the way, with Blowys.
And these are not going to all be within the same week.
But we haven't been talking about Blowys all that much because what would be the point of that right now? Right. But I gotta tell you, I can't wait for blowies to launch because the whole collection is basically based on we will give away. It's this whole thing.
People have been collecting points in our Discord
and called moolah and moolah equals raffle tickets,
all kinds of stuff, right?
see, and this is another example
of how collections can use divot in different ways.
The divot for blowies is that the percentage of royalties that goes into the community pool is
not going to go to the community for this one it's going to go towards buying up the mutant floor
and every time we buy a mutant floor or every time a mutant on the floor we don't we don't vault it
we don't um you know relist it for 20, we give it away to blowies holders.
Because the whole thing about blowies is that they're dolphins pretending to be
bored apes to sneak into a club.
So in real life, we're going to sneak blowies holders into the club
by giving away a mutant to a community member every time the royalties reach that level.
Different ways of using the divot.
Let's say hi to SDK co-founder,
John Dark. How are you, John? Hey, good afternoon. Doing great, Aaron. How about yourself? Very well.
Thank you for asking. I just wanted to hop up, say hello, but man, the timing is so perfect for unbought. I know, I can't stop thinking about that,
you know, as far as Magic Eden stopping to support EVMs
and here's Unbought coming on the scene
at exactly the right time.
Plus, you know, another great thing in my opinion
is how it's going to unify and bring together everybody
that's previously been segregated on different chains.
That is exactly what the NFT space needs and i think you guys will
will kill all of us together all looking forward to kill it i'm excited that's right and and i want
to say too that um oh you know you know what's so interesting too is like um especially ape chain
collections but also eth collections there was always a discrepancy between the floors on Magic Eden and OpenSea.
I believe OpenSea did not accept Magic Eden listings, didn't show Magic Eden listings,
So all those Magic Eden listings are now deprecated, they're gone.
That means that, I don't know 100%, but check your favorite project's floors on on open sea and
see if there's a difference from a couple of days ago well probably probably not a difference but if
you were just looking at magic eden you may see a difference in the floor and i wonder whether that
evens out or whether it just starts with a higher floor don't know yeah there absolutely is a difference in
floor price you know i was looking at stk and dolls a little earlier and there's you know
there's only 60 stks and only 30 dolls listed for sale at all right it's a very thin floor over
there too i was looking i was looking at it yesterday um yeah and just give a little plug for stk um when the babies come out if you have
one stk and one doll they can create a baby which does a bunch of different things so for every
couple you have you get a baby so uh if you remember me saying you don't have enough stks
i'm still saying that you don't have enough stks you don't have enough dolls um especially with
the thin floor right now and the price of
ape coin being nine or ten cents um you know as opposed to buying a snickers bar you can make a
baby sounds creepy i've already got nine babies i have nine kids i i don't need any more babies
maybe i don't have enough sdk but i've definitely got enough babies. Yeah, I mean, that's unbelievable.
I've got three, and I feel like we have three too many potentially.
I love my kids, but my God, nine kids.
Have your own baseball team.
Oh, what I was going to say, by the way, I was talking to Ernest.
Oh, no, I was talking to Money.
Uh, Money, who's our, our new, uh, social media guy.
But, um, I was talking about the fact that we were so happy that Bad Ted Yacht Club and Alpha Dogs were two of our first collections because you can't get better communities to kind of help you spread the word about stuff.
Like, Bad Ted's, Alpha Dogs always show up.
They're always spreading the word.
And we're just like, how great is that?
That we have these two great collections uh you know on the in in the
very first round of collections so we're very grateful to all the bad ted's and all the alpha
dogs for um you know for helping us out there look speak of the devil money himself is coming up on
stage hey money you up here hey yeah man just uh got back from running a school lunch delivery so i
just wanted to hop up and second what you're saying these guys are awesome y'all are crushing
it i love love putting stuff out there because you know the bad test coming in there it's gonna
be fun so an alpha dogs i need to get an alpha dog i got a bad ted still need to grab an alpha
dog with did you notice by the way that um i am still posting
like gif replies for unvault sometimes oh yeah sometimes i go to like reply and i'm like oh
someone's already been here before yeah yeah there were times where i just i forgot who was this
morning but somebody somebody was talking about how involved is is great i think for chumlins and
i was like this guy gets it you know one of one of my favorite, uh, new. Oh yeah.
top guns and anything you guys want to fill us in on.
I'm excited for tomorrow to be on camera.
I need to pick something to wear.
A simple farmer strategy.
So I'll be excited tomorrow.
I don't know where to set up my camera
because usually I just lie in bed.
I mean, I can't be just lying there.
Topgum's be lying in bed all day.
No, I like the way everyone shows up too.
And like I i say we joined
on vault not just for the technology and then we got to meet you and earnest i mean we listened
in the spaces and then we it's the technology we're looking for yeah that's that's really what
we need it because like we said we've been grinding for years here and we've been putting
our own money in to start the web two businesses and
upscale stock and then bring the money back in give it to the holder money back and they
get stuff done like hiring hyper pay news guys getting artwork done you know we've done all that
yeah i mean that's this is the sort of we need it and instead of just dropping new contracts
this bridge keeps the art together.
I wish Ernest was here to tell me
if what I'm about to suggest is totally illegal.
But what I can see a really tight community,
like an Alpha Dogs or Bad Ted's doing,
is just be like fucking swap day on Sol solana right now listen if this is illegal
don't do it all right but you basically go and you list everybody lists i don't know if around
the same price you just all fucking buy each other's stuff and you just swap right and yes
you'll pay a little bit to do it because of the royalties and protocol fees and
everything but not too too much but what it does is it puts the collection up in the uh the top 10
on that blockchain and people go what what the fuck is this oh it's it's uh bad ted oh it's
alpha dogs look at this now now you know do you then swap back afterwards and just you know
is that is that wash trading is that going to send you to the pokey i don't think so
but i don't why would it you just want to swap you don't want that head anymore and you want that one
so you're listening i mean i don't like real trades yeah earnest earnest might say it's
borderline but abandon but i mean there's a lot can be done with this technology
I mean, we can put money into the debit to pay out.
Ernest said that we can do that.
So we can throw in 10 grand extra and say,
well, for that, you need to be on Lista
or you need to be on this blockchain.
So we want you all organized over here.
and plus it gets used boys 69 cents
every time we move those bad boys around.
It keeps the lights on that keeps the technology flowing.
We don't, yeah, I mean, I appreciate that.
Our fees, we were just talking to another project about this.
We try to tag on fees where it's like just a little bit,
kind of all over the place,
because we don't want to put it on the project itself.
So we basically don't charge a project anything after the setup fee.
And then we also don't want it to be too heavy on community members.
Yeah, if you swap or unvault from one chain to the next,
But how many people are going to be swapping
and they're getting good arbitrage money,
then sure, everybody wins.
If a bot goes crazy and, you know,
the fucking place, then, then yeah, that thanks a lot for your $4 or whatever. But, um, but, you
know, hopefully they'll come out on top as well. And then the protocol fee is only to the seller,
right? So you sell and there's a protocol fee there and thank you very much. Hopefully you
made a lot of money and hopefully the money you made, even though you're paying a royalty
hopefully a tremendous amount
more than it would have been
if your collection was just staying in one
Yeah. So there you go um and by the way dark we have to get you on uh on the coffee with captain too you and winchell so we have to schedule that out yeah sounds good we have
a meeting tomorrow we can talk about the details chop it up yep yep uh cup king go ahead yeah i just wanted to uh to say
you know on behalf of the community and myself really and uh obviously alpha dogs we formed for
a certain reason after you know a real in real life fracture and some financial losses
that grew us and bonded us together as a group.
And yeah, we try to move as a pack.
Bad Ted's obviously is a lot of overlap and the same people,
same work ethic in these projects together.
But we are a good group of core people.
And that's something I guess, yes, to, especially in this market,
be proud of that our people haven't fleed and we're still prideful and retweeting and doing what we can.
But I also want to say to all the people in this space that are not that we want to grow that community.
And that's a big part of obviously why we're here on Unvault.
on Unvault, but it's a very welcoming community, I suppose.
But it's a it's a very welcoming community, I suppose.
And for what ApeCoin is and getting an alpha dog, you can join that community very cheap.
You can come in and just join and be a supporter.
You don't even have to grab one.
It's that ecosystem of we want you to come join and be a part of what we are, what we're
doing, what we're building towards in the future, whether that's
getting together in the other side and building out our worlds or selling Web2 products so that
people can know in your gym what kind of supplements you're on and why, to just the
community aspect of all coming together and talking about NFTs and the markets. It's just
community is fellowship. and that is a
big part of what both of those communities overlap in and we believe in that fellowship
big time and i just want to say anybody's welcome to come join us anytime love it
love it um all right so at this point now we're gonna start saying goodbye so um open stage i mean
it kind of has been the whole time but is there anything uh anybody wants to say before we get
out of here i know i hope you get your coffees ready for the morning yeah i know double shot
i i don't know i mean i yeah it's you can even watch your videos money you know cut up some of
the uh the videos from last week and by the way i posted up top the uh the link for uh coffee with
captain tomorrow uh the cat put out uh so make sure everybody comes and you know show support
and all that but you can see from the videos last week, you know, Ernest is all dressed up in a suit. It looks nice. And you know,
I'm in a hoodie, my eyes are puffy and I'm like, you know, just,
just trying to keep my physical form from dissolving, you know, at 545.
And I get it. A lot of people wake up way earlier than that.
I usually wake up at six o'clock. I usually wake up at like 613.
That's when my wife comes home from dropping the teenager off at the bus
And then we walk the dogs and whatever.
I'm getting up pretty early,
slightly earlier than normal for me.
what is real life? What's going on here?
Okay. Money, thanks for doing such a great job. If you, not you money, but if you're in the
audience and you're like, I would like to get my community involved with Unvault, I would want them
to be one of the first class of Unvaulters. Whether you're a project owner or whether you have a project that you're a part
of that you love, definitely DM us. Where the hell did I go? What I mean is like, I'm here,
my profile was up here and now it's not up here anymore. I don't know. Anyway, you can DM me
personally, but DMing unva Vault, that's great too.
And we will get back to you lickety-split.
We'll see you all tomorrow with Coffee and Captain.
Then we'll be back on Thursday.
Hopefully, Ernest will be feeling much better then.
We'll see you on Thursday.
We'll see you on Thursday. And in half an hour, sorry you're not invited to this,
but I'm about to see the first living, breathing iteration
of the full-on marketplace.
Oh, and by the way, for Bad Teds and Alpha Dogs and the others,
we're starting to put together a weekly little infographic of
progress, you know, because we don't want it to be like, hey, you signed up and now
we're not telling you anything.
That was like, you know, about once a week, you know, you're going to get something that
says, hey, here's what's going on.
Here's some shots from what we're doing, just so you know what's up.
But anytime you want to reach out
that's appreciated yeah that's appreciated yeah yeah uh that's it i hope everybody has a wonderful
tuesday and uh we'll see you uh tomorrow then on thursday bye everybody thanks aaron Bye!