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@nomoreangelwave x @jeetassassin DATING??? | make it ourbie official ep.3 💚
Recorded: July 17, 2025 Duration: 2:07:36Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, participants explored the intersection of cryptocurrency and online dating, highlighting Orbit's innovative trading platform, the potential for token launches tied to dating matches, and the growing trend of e-dating within the crypto community. The conversation also touched on fundraising opportunities and the integration of yield-generating mechanisms in this unique dating experience.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Music do
do Thank you. All right, I think we're just waiting on Yumi to get started.
Is Yumi here?
Okay, okay, wait.
I think she's joining.
Okay, cool.
All right. All right. okay cool alright welcome back to make it or be official guys
this is the dating show that
wait wait wait hey
are you here?
is the music still playing or am I
am I imagining it?
I think it's still playing the music is still playing right yeah like some background
it's it's too loud yeah
okay perfect there we go welcome back to make Make It Orbi Official, guys. So basically,
this is a dating show to see if Nelly and Edward will end up going to Bali. So I'm your host,
and Yumi is our lovely co-host. And so basically, this is just going to be like a one-on-one between Nelly and Edward to see if they end up swiping right on each other.
And so it's basically like an e-date.
And so basically what this show is, it's your favorite e-girls and CT boys.
And they basically come on here and do an e-date, a one-on-one, to see if they're trading vibes and maybe their life goals actually align.
And if they do match, we're flying them out to Bali for a real date with a Bitcoin meme coin prize.
And so just a little bit about Orbit.
Orbit's a centralized exchange with ongoing trading capabilities where you can trade meme coins and perps up to 400x if you feel like it.
meme coins and perps up to 400x if you feel like it. I've honestly been using some pretty high
leverage trading bonk and you me like we've just been printing so anyway yeah so that's a little
bit about Orbit. They've been around for over a year and the team has actually been around at like
all of the top exchanges so we know what's going on all right so i don't know if everybody wants to introduce yourselves hi nelle wait is that right up here on the list
hi nelle he's a listener right okay okay i'm like i want to make sure it's not just me
because sometimes you know twitter twitter bugs out
i guess uh out. Edward. I guess
we'll leave that word up here.
Yeah. Are you coming up, Edward?
Okay, there he is.
Oh, he's up.
Welcome back, Edward.
Boy,
my name is so adored you've left him speechless already Nelly
no Nelly can't introduce herself first I guess
I'm Nelly hi
hi Nelly do you just want to tell us a little bit about yourself
I'm a name, Gauriel.
And I'm very much into, like, purple hedgehogs.
But today I decided to try, you know, try to spin the circle of luck.
You know, maybe the faith in the universe want me to be happy yeah maybe i'll end up in bali with
edward if we ever hear from him just kidding edward yeah i just i just really want to go to
bali yeah this this like this month so i thought maybe this is the you know the signal from universe right it might be okay um well I know that you and Edward
have been sub-tweeting or I don't know sub sub-xing each other on x um so Nellie what's your
what's your best impression of Edward do you have one yet oh yeah I saw his profile picture and um I he he got me speechless
not gonna lie I kind of I saw it and I was like bro um you know if someone puts a profile picture
like this he probably looks really much like this so I kind of was like damn bro i thought he's tall and smoking a lot
i feel like the better or like i feel like the best version was like when it was the lime green
background i don't i don't know if you ever saw that one but
is it like that blue line a little bit yeah no I missed that one
I started on this arc
and I like it
for some reason I have the light green background
Edward PFP saved to my phone
I have no idea why
I think I have that one saved to my phone too
probably
can I see it
I feel like I'm like to my phone too probably. Edward are you guys? Can I see it?
I feel like I'm like Yeah can you post it under
under the space?
Pin it?
Pin it yeah.
So Edward did you buy Zesty?
Edward did you buy zesty edward did you buy zesty yo i'm here sorry i was on a phone call yes i did buy zesty let's go on a phone call while
you're on your a date okay how much Zesty did you buy? Buy more.
Okay, yeah,
let me just buy some more, because it's never enough.
Never.
Well,
I did not ask them to
say that. It was not
pre-written, if anything.
I'm shocked.
Alright, Edward. Well, I guess this is for both of you guys have either of y'all ever fallen in love online i mean i'm sorry met anyone online
yeah like off ct was it edward was it edward or someone else obviously obviously him yeah here i met him and life hasn't been the same since i'm gonna lie
what about anybody other than edward or just just him i had a boyfriend when I was like 14 and he was Ukrainian.
Same way.
You got it.
that was many years ago.
And I just know that like how it works out.
I still think that's kidding.
I'm sorry.
This is a first I've, I've never done anything like this. So I'm kind. This is a first.
I've never done anything like this, so I'm kind of new here.
Have you ever been on an e-date before?
What is a date?
E-date.
We do it regularly here.
Like once a week.
So then you've never fallen for somebody you've met online?
Me, personally? personally no I have not
so it's your first time yeah yes this is my first time have you ever been to Bali no I've never been to Bali okay Okay, so many potential firsts. Okay, okay.
Yumi, do you want to move into the unhinged questions we have?
Yeah.
What's your worst hot take that would make other people block you?
Oh, yeah, so like controversial.
What's a controversial take that y'all have?
Yeah, like an opinion that you have that like
i don't know that people would hate you for go ahead say it nelly mine is like woman related
probably when i say something about women in internet and i'm like backing that up with saying
but i'm not a that radical feminist you're gonna get mad, bro. Like, man hate,
people on the internet hate
girls winning.
I'm, like, kind of sure of that.
Yeah, it's so weird.
It's really weird. Even, like, other girls.
Like, there was somebody hating on Yumi today.
Yeah, disgusting. That's absolutely horrifying.
Yeah, like, somebody was hating on Yumi for no reason,
like, other than because she was winning.
Yeah, literally. Like, I get so much hate just for being a
woman that's winning like that's all.
Yeah like
sorry you're broke okay anyway.
Right like literally like
just win and you're doing everything publicly
it's not like you know you got
an early CA and then
you know you're like posting about
how you won like it's like you're
literally posting in real time.
Like, so anyway.
People just mad, yeah.
Yeah.
Edward, how about you?
Controversial tints that would get people to not like me.
That's what you're asking?
Yeah, it can be anything.
Like, don't be afraid to, like,
say what you really think.
maybe my,
I don't know,
maybe my fucking mustache.
I don't know.
Do you actually have a mustache?
I got it.
I got it.
My profile picture is me
My profile picture is me.
No honestly I don't know
I don't think I have any
Controversial takes to be honest
That's a pretty stretch of a question
Okay
Green flag
I like the Jumbotron picture, by the way.
Maybe you can rephrase it, because I want to answer the question.
I just, I don't know how to answer it.
Okay, so, like, do you have any, like, thoughts or opinions that, like, if you said them out loud, that many people would not like you?
Yeah, anytime I post a ticker.
No. Or a CA.
I was about to say the CA is going to be the most controversial thing.
Anything other than Zesty, I get shit on for.
True.
Wow.
Wow.
Alright, alright.
So what's something that you admire about each other
that made y'all come up on the show do you want me to go first yeah yeah nelly's just so tough
you know i've been a big fan uh ever since she started live streaming and i just i don't know
there's just something about creators you know oh that's so real like i feel like it really does take a lot of like confidence it takes
a lot of time and energy like i've never streamed but like i've been around like some streamers and
it's like it's a lot of work like sure like you're just you know like not just but yeah it's it really
is and it like takes a lot of dedication and i really admire you Nelly for that.
Well, thank you.
Should I?
What about for Edward?
Yeah, what made you hop on here for?
I'm thinking how to phrase this.
So there are like two things and they're basically not related to each other,
but I think somehow they are.
The first thing is the mustache
and then the second thing is uh his personality bro it's it's actually not gonna lie bro
this is what i'm thinking like he's calm and you's like, um, I don't know how you say this kind of words in English.
But, like, he's not gonna, you know, bitch, uh, like, some people on CT.
He's just chill.
And that's not.
Yeah, he's a good guy.
Nowadays, you don't have that a lot on the internet.
That's true.
Men love to argue with each other.
It's crazy.
Wait, I've had more than girls. internet. Men love to argue with each other. It's crazy. Wait, I've had...
More than girls.
Yeah, that's so true.
Edward.
I'm sorry.
I did not mean to take it.
I have had only like two takes
and both are kind of men, I think.
No, not even.
No, it's real.
It's so real.
Edward. So, Liliana or Nelly
What kind of fucking question
Nelly
Nelly for sure
Let's go
Wait
What was the question
Liliana or Nelly
Is the first person even real Yeah wait what was the question Liliana or Nelly where is it
is the first person even real
yeah
why did I get paired up with Liliana
what the fuck is this
what is happening
is that the one that Dime called out
yeah
do you remember that e-girl group chat
where we had to say on a form who we're talking to?
Liliana put Edward.
Someone told me I got listed like four or five times.
No way.
I never saw that list.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it was like a Google Docs and people had to see who they're talking to and then lilyana put edward
edward and what's his name anon anon whatever what's his name the alien guy
alpha alpha yeah you're talking about anon anon east oh oh yeah no wonder he blocked me like anyway
he blocked you like no wonder he just started randomly
hating on me. Like, she was
just, like, a random hater. Okay, anyway.
Oh, damn.
Can I put Edward in a
list of zesty that is
named niggas I want to see
oiled up? Yes.
Of course. Yes.
Okay. that sounds good
right Edward?
yeah
put me on the list twice
whoa
green flag
oh he just
you changed your profile
picture
I'm a banger
I'm weak
oh that's so funny.
And it matches with the badge as well.
Color coordinating.
Yeah, I feel like that green just like, you know, really makes his mustache pop.
Real.
I didn't even notice he had a mustache until he changed back to this right
I feel like you guys
are like a match made in heaven
cause like you know like Edward's like
Hitler and Nelly looks like Anne Frank
this is so
fucking wild
wow I feel like everybody who comes on this show this is so fucking wild that is so real
wow I feel like everybody
who comes on this show just like wow
yeah match made in heaven
I'm saying we need to send them to
we need to send them to Bali like ASAP
let's fucking go
end of Franken Hitler
okay
alright okay so a quick
game send them to Bali or leave them on read okay so for Edward Hitler. Okay. Alright, okay, so a quick game.
Send them to Bali or leave them on red.
Okay, so for Edward, she has
guy best friends and calls them at
1am when urgent happens.
Are you
swiping right or left?
Is that a green flag
or a red candle?
Is right good?
I'm sorry, is right green?
Okay, I'm swiping right
I don't give a fuck
Oh shit okay
Nelly what if Edward
Calls you bruh instead of babe
I do feel about that
Like terms of endearment
Man it's like I call my dude
Like I will say bruh I will say dude but like if i could call
dude or bruh no no no no no if he says bruh no no no if he says bruh it's a green it's a huge
green because i usually say not gonna lie bro you're so tough i do that a lot and it's like
it's like good yeah no i thought you said boo no no bruh
like
that would be
no answer
but yeah bro
dude is also fine
yeah green candle
true true
alright
are you writing down
notes yeah we're writing down notes
are you guys the jury and you're rating us
all right so back to delhi so he says what are we on day two
what are are you going to to Bali or leaving him on read?
Is that to me or him?
Yeah, yeah.
What are we?
It's kind of like, bro, it should be like very obvious that if we're going on dates, we're going dates we're like friends we're dating or maybe something
more than dating so um yeah i mean it's okay if yes like it's funny i would say like we're um
we're bros before hoes or something like that you know so it's okay it's it's green oh okay so edward
um what if like you don't text her back one day and she sends you like a thousand messages and comes to your door within like an hour?
Are you sure with that?
What if I showed up at her door?
Ooh.
Green flag.
That's dedication.
It's like time.
Gas, if he has to get gas.
Time is gas.
Yeah.
Flowers.
Yeah.
Hopefully he's not showing up, you know, without some flowers.
Nellie, do you have a favorite flower?
A flower type of person?
Yeah.
Like, are you a flower girl?
Oh, I did sometimes really get flowers.
I love flowers.
I buy them myself.
They're sweet.
I love flowers.
I like roses these days, which is weird because I never liked them before.
Yeah, the sweat ones.
Not the red or white ones, but a little composition of some cute ones.
Yeah.
Alright, Edward.
If she gets passive, if she gets passive aggressive, if you don't raid hard enough when she posts about her coin, is that a green flag or red candle? Are you. She has dedication to her own project. That's a green flag for me.
I love that. Yeah. It's like so many creators, like they give up after, you know, like one day, two days, but to like actually see consistency and like dedication, it's like that translates into a relationship i feel like that would be be pretty
good all right and i think that orby wants to play some music so i guess we'll listen to some
music and then come back for some more serious questions let's do it okay that was uh that was some great music.
So, and some more serious questions.
Oh, oh, wait.
Someone's playing some.
I love this sound.
It's Maria Takeo.
She's nice.夢で言ってた そんな気もするわ
グレイのジャケットに 日差し微笑がさる
この日のシミ 相変わらずなのね
ショーフィットに 二人映ればmeme
mememe22
22 that was so beautiful thank you
okay Nelly and Edward okay so Nelly first some more serious questions so how fast do you catch
feelings is it quick or no um not at all it takes like long long long long time off of four it's
I think but that's not bad I mean you know if it's like dip fillings yeah
that takes a lot of time to develop because I do have some aspects that I do want to you know
make sure that they're moral maybe moral aspects that I want to make sure they're mad because if
you know they be discovered later it gets it, it's going to be, like, easily destroyed. So
you, before building something cool or big, you want to make sure that it's with the right person.
This is how I think. That's true. And so when you say moral aspects, do you mean, like,
cheating or just, like, family values? It sounds, it all more like no all of that is pre-discussed you know
this is something like you can make flexible with your um you know just talk out some other
things differ like his political views you know um i don't know yeah family morals values it also comes from mentality of the family that the person was
raised in so like it just takes time to like figure out quickly no you know what i'm saying
how the person is going to act in certain way in certain situations and you know is he like
raised in the way that he understands that raising a handle hand a woman let's say as a you know as a
as a stupid example is not okay because you know I come from Eastern Europe it's like
it's tough there that's true and like it does take a while before you see different people in
different situations and reacting different ways so that that makes sense I think
that I'm more of like a dead person I catch feelings quickly but yeah that's that's very
real like it's actually see how people react in certain situations like serious situations like
if it's just feelings I catch them quickly but I catch feelings for everything. Like, you know, music, art, coins, projects, and shit.
How about you, Edward?
I'd have to agree.
I like that concept.
I like being able to build a foundation and kind of just kind of figure out who that person is and what they're about morally.
And just all those other things. I think that's a good thing. Um, I like that. Um, do you guys like, do you guys
need like constant validation from each other?
Or are you more of the chill type?
Like you're just doing your own thing?
I need constant validation.
Same.
Especially when you grow a project or something.
Yeah.
For it.
Yeah, I'm talking or something. Yeah. I need that.
Me personally? No. I don't need validation but I'm more than happy to give validation.
Aww.
A gentleman.
I like that.
Alright, so Nelly, would you rather get a playlist from a guy or a long
love text i love long text obviously really yeah yeah pretty political and no chance to put it
oh that's crazy it's gonna just destroy me and smash me to a wall and I'm going to smile.
Bro, I might just, like, print it out and, like, save it somewhere, you know?
Print it out, that's beautiful.
But if it was also, like, a love letter type, when you, like, send it, like, a physical one, bro, I would just die right there on spot.
But I would like to make playlists.
I've never done that before, by the way, but because I'm a DJ, I think that's more of a way I would give show feelings.
Yeah.
Oh, that's nice.
Is it cool if I ask a question? Yeah, go ahead. Yeah. Oh, that's nice. Is it cool if I ask a question?
Yeah, go ahead.
So, Nelly, would you rather a guy support you in everything you do, no matter what it is you do,
or would you rather a guy correct you or criticize you?
If he thinks what you're doing
Correct
Correct and criticize
Yeah, the second one
Obviously the second one
But with enough support and love
Because in the way of that does not
Like duplicate the way that I was raised
When you constantly just get criticism
and you get shit on whatever.
It doesn't matter what you do and how good you do.
You just don't get any validation, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
If you support me enough, of course, I will enjoy, yeah.
No, I don't want someone who's going to, you know,
not help me grow.
I think, like, mutual growth is how it's gone.
It's done. No, for sure how it's gone. It's done
No for sure that
Um What your girl was saying before he said
Well what what were you saying before
If you would rather get a playlist or a long love text.
Oh, okay.
And you're like, long love text.
And what about you, Edward?
So she would rather get a long love text, like some poetry.
What about you?
She's a DJ.
She said that, you know.
She could possibly put together a playlist okay hold on the question is would i
rather receive a love letter or a playlist a love text or a playlist yeah yeah um honestly i mean
they're like two different things so like i guess the context behind why I'd get either or kind of determines that.
But if I'm going personally, I'd probably say like music.
I'm a pretty big music guy.
I like music.
Oh, yeah, that's nice.
Like love songs or something or just like a personal like playlist.
Yeah, any songs.
I like I like a pretty
live-dry music. And send him a harsh noise.
Do it.
In case you send him a harsh noise playlist and then mix
it with Grandcore, I'm gonna make him listen to that.
Do you
fuck with that at work? Yeah, send it my way.
Let's go.
That's aggressively romantic.
Sick, yeah.
I like it.
so like,
I have a question.
What do you guys rate these questions
like on a cringe scale of like
one to ten?
Ten.
Very cringe.
I was just asking my chat where you guys got these questions from.
We made them up.
These are obviously block generated.
We got them from our...
Alright.
So, I guess I have a final, since we've reached the end show,
we can just kind of talk.
Question.
Would you all want to invite Nelly first?
Edward invites you all.
Nelly, are you going?
Oh, I barely heard what you said.
I'm sorry.
You were lagging.
I thought you were asking a talk.
No, no, no.
You're good.
You're good.
So, for our final, would you go to Bali with Edward if he invited you?
Oh, yeah, sorry.
That sounds fun, but I'm driving the bikes.
It's fun, Derek.
Bikes?
Yeah, a bike.
You get a bike, and you drive around, probably.
Like an e-bike?
I'm driving.
What the fuck is an e-bike?
Like a scooter, you know?
Like, with higher CC.
Okay, so.
Swing like. Okay. Let's go let's go nelly if edward beat up a jew would you support him
yes i would support um my man whatever you know i would support him if he came up to me and he confessed that he did that.
And he's, how do you say, repenting?
Sure.
Even if he's not right, you know.
Sometimes you just have to be the soft shoulder to cry on, even if it's Jews.
That's surreal.
What if I told you I found more of their friends
And I want more help
Just give me the address
I'm pulling out
With my Armenian brothers
We're gonna figure that out
Don't worry about it
That's wild We're going to figure that out. Don't worry about it.
That's wild.
All right, guys.
Well, I do want to thank everybody for joining Make It Orbi Official.
And know that Orbi here is a ride or die.
And we'll see you all in the next one.
How long it takes to start chatting on the space?
Are we going to have an after party, as always? No, I'm too sorry. Hi, hello everyone.
Tell me how's it going in Trangis, bro?
How was your long, Kimi?
I'm just interested in that, brother.
Yeah, my long's doing really good.
Over 200 bands.
I'm just, like, doing dishes right now.
Melly, how much did you make so far?
If you don't mind.
Of what?
Her long.
She's in the same long as me.
I'm not.
I did not.
I did not.
I did not. No. Oh, not oh melly oh my god okay like i had to press the mute everyone button and unmute everybody everyone button
so like i don't know for some reason my mic was just like not unmuting but i don't really like to talk too much about numbers but i've definitely made a
solid like mid to high five phase i remember the day that you started opening this this long
it was the first bro um sorry actually I'm sorry I'm sorry Bro I remember
How he
How he like
How that all started
I'm happy for you girls
You're doing great
You're mocking the entire city bro
Especially Yumi posted her PNL
It's
It's the
Big contest
Yeah bro I'm literally shitting on the pores
let's go
yeah honestly bonkers are pretty crazy
but I know that there's been like a lot of development in the ecosystem
so I'm like hoping that you know
being that there has been development you know that it will continue to go up, but we'll see.
How are you going to choose who's going to Bali, bro? I still have no idea how that works.
Yeah, I kind of talked to Orbit about it, but I think that Orbit has, like, more of the details.
Edward's like, goodnight.
Edward is nice.
No, I'm gonna lie, bro. Edward what? Edward is nice Edward what?
Edward is nice
Yeah
Did Edward just disappear?
Yeah, yeah he did
Yeah he hates me
Yeah he had to leave on a mysterious note
with his picture there at the top
It was literally just aura farming this entire space.
I would aura farm a date with Nelly, especially if I could end up in Bali with her.
But yeah, he did leave us with his picture there at the top.
It was not him. No, there at the top it was not him it was our
it's more like you guys
you guys are like
giving him so much
so much
his face is literally on the jump
I'm like he's here with a certain spirit
he puts out his face is literally on the top of my head. I'm like, he's here with a certain spirit.
You're looking,
you may have changed his profile picture.
It's like making a guy shave, bro.
Sometimes he's silly, man.
And I'm like,
bro, can you shave?
And then they shave,
and then they look like fucking great god bro you know you
know what i'm saying like it's just all they have behind like behind their fucking faces behind the
dark shit especially armenia and like it's like making making a guy change his profile picture
is like making him shave and he was ready to do it which is the craziest part
and he did it
right on standby
so y'all have talked like
somewhat
so y'all have talked
you and Edward
yeah he's asking if we're one.
I'm thinking how to reply to that.
That's a great question.
We'll have to get that answered.
unanswered.
Like, yeah.
Like, yeah.
Bro, um,
not gonna lie,
bro.
This was tough.
I had to wake up
at 9am, and I was kind of
sure he's not gonna come, bro.
I was like, no, he's just not gonna show up sure he's not gonna come, bro. I was like, no,
he's just not gonna show up.
So I can show now.
Nigga,
hell yeah.
I had to deal with that cover,
bro.
Isn't it crazy?
Isn't it
fucking crazy? I started figuring out
like, what Jews are. I never had interaction with jews before
that cover did go hard though
thank you
um uh funny part cas has written in his group chat, Edward is breaking my heart right
now.
He doesn't care about the kids.
Whoa, he ignores me and our children.
That's crazy.
What are we going gonna do about this?
he just did he needs to get back over here
just kidding
I think he's driving or something
thanks for playing
and I'm just like looking at these charts.
I'm trying to find something to buy.
I feel like I'm like an addict, like just like trying to get my next fix.
I'm like on pump fun.
Like starting to itch, starting to scratch.
I'm just like, where is my next 100x?
I feel like that could fix everything so I haven't
seen anything good here what's that happening and train shirts how's the
market I do not check with anything because i just work on zest state but like
how is it going it's market up i said solana was ripping yesterday yeah i've uh
i mean yeah solana just like i i don't know what what the catalyst was solstice do you know are
you are you're in the listeners okay yeah no Yeah. No, I just, cause it's like, I don't know. But yeah, Sol is up like 20 bucks.
Oh, I had put in a long on Sol a few days ago and I wish,
and I was going to like DCA into it and I never did.
Do you know what the catalyst is for the alts ripping like soul?
Bitcoin reached a whole new high
and then people chased that.
Was that today?
Or this was like day before yesterday, right?
Do you not look at the chart at all?
Bitcoin has been
ripped above like 112K
like a week ago?
Yes, no, no.
I've been watching the chart
but I just know that we like hit all
time high but i got a notification today like with an article but i didn't know if it was like
a new all-time high because i hadn't seen it so it just kind of causes a frenzy because people
are like oh fuck like like what's going on you know i got to get in on this and they all chasing
you have people in the trenches buying, like,
random stuff, and then
people chasing, like, bigger alts,
like Bonk.
Idiots trying to buy the Punk Fun
TGE.
Bonk is, like, my newfound love.
Yeah,
Bonk is something else.
Yeah, Bonk.
Did you make Banzo
Bonk too, Sostas?
Did you have a long open as well?
No, me?
No, I would never.
Like, I feel like if any meme coin could get it right now, it's Bonk.
Like, I would give myself to Bonk.
But only Bonk.
I'm up a few Big Macs on Bonk.
Like, I could probably buy them
you missed all it all bro you got it all a few big macs and like
a sprite i could i could probably actually buy a mcdonald's and make them make me big macs
maybe that's my life calling i will own the m own the McDonald's and I will employ all the
pump-pun addicts.
Can I work in your
McDonald's office?
Yeah, you can be the manager.
Your next job, Millie.
Millie, why is your hand black
when you press the button?
What happened to you?
I have like one finger is black
and the other one is white.
Is that a sexual reference?
It's based on like the space that I'm in.
If I'm in a liberal space, I go like this.
If I'm in a CC space, I go like this.
You know what I'm saying?
You see Yannick's?
Definitely not sexual. Yannick's... Definitely not sexual.
Yannick's got sex.
Yeah, no.
Life on...
Life since I joined CT has been really hard,
so I get...
I got black.
I love it.
My life's been a nightmare ever since.
No, I'm kidding.
I love it here.
I love it here
I swear
I swear they're not holding me captive
I'm not changing
I had to
dip off many group chats
because it's became like
insanely fucking retardedly
crazily toxic
I have no idea how it was like this
but when it was like
peak bear market and like so it's 95
every single one is like holding each other's hands and they all love each other and they're
like it's like low season and high season in thailand bro right now it's low season and there's
just few people left and they hang out with each other you know they try to not to go crazy but
during high season it's so chaotic and crazy that everybody just with each other, you know, they try not to go crazy. But during high season, it's so chaotic and crazy
that everybody just hates each other and breaks each other.
Yeah, I think that CT has to be, like,
one of the most, like, toxic places.
But it's, like, a love-hate kind of thing for me with CT.
It's, like, I will...
I always think it's, like actually ct because that's where
i am all the time but then i look at like zoomer culture in general and the comments they leave on
tiktok and instagram and it's like the craziest shit that's true that's true it's not just us
i grew up in i grew up on russian internet say, like, the toxicity that you guys got in here
is just 10% of what I went through when I was, like, 13, 14 years old on the internet.
Because that's the, you know, that's the age that is where you go to internet
in the countries where I come from.
And it's, like, completely unfiltered.
You know, it was early 2010s and internet there was like
completely unfiltered completely unbothered and like you just go there and you you just
shit it on and there is no filters there is no account suspension there is no moderation
and everybody just like the the dramas and the arguments online bro been so different
back ago it was it was fun do you feel like the rush to enter that like helped shape you
uh yeah definitely i've became so much stronger and like hate tolerance that i have, bro. It's just crazy.
Like, I have, I'm not crushing,
I barely can crush out.
Like, insane shit happened,
and I'm just like, oh, yeah, okay.
You become jaded after a certain point.
Some shit pieces me off in here, you know,
but, like, it does not drive me the way it could
like it just this this can be like small frustrations that i can the hardest thing i
can have like like if everything gets really really crazy well you know building several
projects doing this doing that doing this doing that and then there is also a lot of drama,
and then, you know, somebody also blocks you, and, like, you, you know, crash outs and stuff,
and you, it just gets a little bit really frustrating, I might just get really sad for a day, that's it,
because, like, I barely go out, and all I do is, you know, dev inside of this bubble.
So, yeah, my guy's sad.
But I don't know.
I don't think it's, like, too bad in here.
It's fine.
Just people do crazy shit, not gonna lie.
When I discovered this month since I'm demming, bro,
people might sell their mothers for, like, two soul.
Yeah. Crazy work. sell their mothers for like two soul yeah it's crazy work so like poor things happening
it's just i don't know i feel like everything just kind of like runs a little bit differently here
and it's like conversations that i could have here and like ways that i express myself here
like i couldn't express like anywhere else Well, no, that's not true.
Because I'm kind of just like me, but yeah, you know.
I don't...
Yeah, you can
self-express here yourself a little.
Yeah, exactly.
In this environment.
Exactly.
It's cool.
Why did Sos this
intern follow?
No, that's a Nigerian
Yeah, I know, but why?
Why did he what?
That was like
Solstice intern followed you
And he has your
I think he has your axiom link
Dude, I get confused
I think he's like me sometimes
Nigerian solstice Just add it your exeum link dude i get confused i think he's like me sometimes i'm like yeah nigerian
solstice to just add it i i told him he should start like shilling coins in the trenches like
people should just give him aloe and he'll just like be like the new solstice bro he tweets just
like you it's crazy yeah he's got a good role model i guess you know dedicated for sure
what if it's ai trained on the way that you tweet oh he's just saying yes
there you go yeah so it's not even like he just has the space playing like he's he's listening
he's listening to this space is recorded but i'm just gonna say i had a dedicated account to me and it was called
a hard arnelli like oh yeah and there's like my pp profile picture made it black
yeah yeah the one with murad you know
did you see the murad account where it came from?
Is that a castle around?
It's in trenches.
It's deep in the trenches.
I don't think they have...
I think they're still up on, like, Twitter, but...
Not with that much of emotion, but they trench good.
They are dubbing now a lot.
No, I can't find their account on Twitter.
I think it's gone. Oh, wow. I think it's there. It's just different. It are dubbing it a lot. I can't find their account on Twitter. I think it's gone.
Oh wow. I think it's there.
It's just different. Or something.
Something like that.
Enmarad.
Or maybe it got deleted again.
But I'm like
Dr. Enner
doesn't...
I feel like he's always around.
Nigger Rug
kind of grew on me. At first, I'm like,
can they leave Murad alone?
Murad's the only person who is
shilling his bags and holding it.
And then, I don't know,
eventually, it's kind of funny, though.
He had his own list.
Not gonna lie, he had his one pretty hard.
They were doing good. Crash Talk lie, he was doing pretty hard. They were doing good.
Crash Talk Cabal pushed his stuff pretty hard.
Hello, Solstice intern.
Welcome.
Hi, guys.
How you doing?
What?
How you doing, guys? We need to get you a microphone. Do a nice. Are you drunk?
Yo, he's scary
It sounds like he's more lit than me
I'm gonna farm engagement
A little bit with the Jumbo throne
Because I post this
I read the clips that these guys From Pum make like small accounts and i tried to support them but bro
um this zesty sonic uh community web 2 community keeps keeps like reporting me uh because they
like our artwork so much and they're like gatekeeping there's 2017x aka zesty sonic
and i'm shadowbound constantly.
It's crazy.
Oh my gosh, I have somebody in my DM saying,
give me speaker before I lose my shit.
Should I give them speaker?
Who is saying that?
North.
Spawn for soul.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna accept it, Orbit,
but if you can delete it, if it's no good.
Okay, they're gonna lose their shit, so I guess I'm gonna let them up.
I can see what came up.
It's north.
Oh, oh, most hateful human...
Most hateful Being on Solana
Uh-oh
I didn't read that first
Uh-oh
Hello, North
No need to lose your shit now
Welcome
This is a safe space
How are you doing, darling?
Welcome
Welcome
Do you want to have a date?
Sauce just scammed me in 2023,
and he never refunded me my $50 for his paid group.
Skill issue, nigga.
Yo, king.
Thanks for saying.
King shit. King shit.
Whose group?
His group. Oh. King shit, king shit. Whose group? What?
His group.
Thanks for playing.
Man, he was going to lose his shit for that.
Damn.
Anyway.
North, are you not using your voice because you're...
Never mind.
For your paid private group and you made me lose M-O-N-R-Y.
M-O-N-R-Y?
L-O-N-R-Y.
L-O-N-R-Y.
Wait.
Things don't work.
M-O-N-R-Y.
I love using all of me.
All of me. All of me. Thanks work I love you too I paid for your paid private group and you made me lose money
Okay, third time to charm. Okay, I got it. I got it that time
It's crazy work
Okay, cry about it. Yeah, I'm sorry North. I don't I don't think that uh
Yeah, oh, so it's Yeah Can you pay me back?
You borrowed
$8K last year
And yeah
I got to work on you on McDonald's
I never had a paid group
I couldn't
Tell if that's what he said
Maybe it was your intern
He was running a
Yeah, I think it was saying a paid group
Yeah, I never had a paid yeah i think it was saying uh a paid group yeah i never had a
paid group you know actually thanks for playing brother this guy's this guy got fucked my favorite
is there's like some guy in telegram called the solistus like with an i after the l and he just
scammed like so many teams into giving him
elo and i'm like proud of him at this point i'm like that's hilarious can we share with you
i don't talk to him but he probably made like 100 grand like being fake me
i got scammed in my uh zesty group chat first week when i launched zesty because one of my
partners texted me and he's like,
can you quickly send me to Seoul?
And I don't know why I did not, like, check.
I did not check if it's my partner.
Like, actually, I guess Gam's been in my own group chat of my coin.
That was definitely a skill issue.
That's fucked.
It's...
Never mind.
I'm not gonna say that.
But...
It's a certain type of person.
Anyway.
Nigerians?
Someone sent me a crying emoji when I said that by the way
the other Asian
Indians
I see
put a like button right there
Benny is here
Orbeez BFF hi Benny Oh, Benny is here.
Orby's BFF.
Hi, Benny.
Hi, chat.
Is Edward?
Oh, Edward's not here.
Natalie, where's your date?
I have a question for him.
He dipped before the date. He left.
Damn.
That's rough.
That's rough.
That was crazy.
You fucking hate to see it, don't you?
Yeah, it looks like Nellia went off too.
Did you scare her away?
No, Betty.
You scared her away.
I wanted to know where her date went, bro.
Maybe they ran off together.
Damn you, why'd you scare Nellie away?
I asked a question.
I wasn't that, like, I'm not that scary.
Yeah, but he pretty much did the same exact thing.
He scared Nellie away.
What was the question?
I just asked where Edward was because I had to ask him a question.
It was too much for her to handle Damn
Well Benny you and your date are here
That's true that's my wife that's not my date
Let's go
Where's Peach
Wait
She's here
Where
Rape his rats Oh I see her There she is Wait She's here Where? Rapist
Rapist rats
Oh, I see her
There she is
Rapist
Oh, that's right
She's locked out for like another week or something, right?
Yumi, do you speak Korean or no?
I do
Yeah, I can tell
It's fire
How can you tell?
Because you don't speak English well.
Bro, I hate when people say...
Ni hao, fine shit.
No, I'm not making fun of you.
It's fire.
Ni hao.
I don't mind if a Korean girl speaks a little broken English.
You know what I mean?
Whoa.
It sounds perfect in my head. It sounds perfect in my head.
It sounds perfect
in real life too, I promise.
It sounds perfect.
Wait, can you guys hear me?
Yes, maybe.
Hello.
How did the day go?
What's up?
What's going on?
Edward disappeared.
He literally just like, poof.
That's crazy.
And then Benny came in after.
He left Nelly with a check?
I mean, was it going well before that?
I don't know.
Maybe I just don't like Edward's vibe. Not that I have anything against him. Nothing against him at all. But I don't know. Maybe I just don't like Edward's vibe. Not that I have
anything against him. Nothing against him at all.
But I don't know.
I don't think
that his vibe was matching Nelly's.
I mean, it's weird. They're not
strangers or anything. They talk a lot.
Maybe it was the public pressure
Yeah
That's crazy
He did change his problems
It could never be us
For real
Like y'all were talking about raping each other
Or not each other
It was a single sided thing
That never happened
She made that up, that was AI
That was alleged
it was all in my head um my my personal fantasies anyway um but yeah so they both just ran off and
now now we're here yumi are you coming to borrow um i'm allowed to third wheel you guys i well i wasn't sure if you got like a match or not
i'm not gonna lie like me and benny both don't know how this works we don't know how like what
the rules are for body because it said if you match so we're like we match we match
i think like at the end like maybe like There's like a vote public vote
Maybe yeah just
If you want to go like just rig it
Oh yeah easy
I don't even think that's necessary I think we're the
People's favorite anyway like
I mean we have to be
Oh I forgot you Chat we have to be.
Oh, I forgot you.
Chat, we have plans.
We're going to go on stream.
I'm going to teach her how to drive in Bali.
It's going to be amazing.
Wait, are y'all going to do like a recorded thing of y'all?
Are y'all going to like take pictures?
But Benny's not dark. Yeah, I know.
That's not what we're doing.
No, but Orbit wants to put like video, like videotape you guys, both of you.
Like maybe put like his m'lady's head over like his face.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I mean, I'm obviously down for that.
I mean, Yumi, I could just wear my fursuit.
Like it's not a big deal.
Wear a ski mask.
No, I'll just wear my fursuit.
Is that a problem?
What's a fursuit?
You don't know about that?
What about sunglasses?
Come on!
Furry?
Is sunglasses in your mouth?
I'll just be my fursona
Like I'll wear my furry helmet
I feel like that's okay
But isn't it hot and bald?
You sound like
You sound like you wouldn't be happy about that Me? I feel like that's okay. But isn't it hot and bald?
You sound like you wouldn't be happy about that.
Sounds a little hot. I'm like,
I'm excited about my fursona.
Can we just not like pixelate Benny's face?
Like a crime show.
But Benny's eyes.
Isn't Benny doxxed?
Maybe to you
I thought everybody said he looks like a Jew
Or something
He is a Jew
He doesn't just look like one
He is a Jew
Okay why are you saying it like that
I don't know if you know this
You can't even tweet oy vey anymore
Oy vey anymore So you guys
Oy vey
Oy fucking vey
You can't tweet it anymore?
You can't tweet
Oy vey
What does that mean?
Don't worry about it
It means oy vey
Don't worry about it
It's crazy
I feel really weird About the fact I feel like I've just Stole Don't worry about it, it's crazy.
I feel really weird about the fact, I feel like I've just stole Nelly's date.
Well, your date came on here and scared her away.
Scared away the hers?
I don't know if you've read the tweet, but I actually picked you.
Yeah, I was wondering about that, about if that was actually true or not,
because I do know that you were on Nelly's selection list as well.
That was actually true.
I don't want to hurt any of the ladies' feelings,
but I had a couple selection of ladies that I could have chosen, I chose you.
That's crazy.
I didn't have anyone to pick from.
Yeah, that's crazy. Because you're living in a man's world
They just sent me you
And they were like, is this guy okay?
And they did offer you up to Nelly
I know that much
Well, that wouldn't have worked out
Because I wouldn't have been willing to
You know, participate in that It looks like the only people who haven't participated are me and
solstice yeah I feel like you and solstice should be the next people well they offered
they offered frothless to Nelly so like can you go for a round two? No, but didn't Frostless choose me or did Nelly say no?
I don't know.
Is Nelly like a fucking...
This is after your date.
They offered Frostless to Nelly?
Is Nelly like a boss battle that none of these guys can be?
No, I don't...
I don't...
No, it was...
No, they offered AB to you.
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't that it?
Oh, yeah.
We have to do the show, me and AB
Yeah, because AB
I think wanted
Yeah
Is he hot?
Alright, I'll tell you what
AB is like
Is basically just a slightly more
Twinked out version of me
If I wasn't Jewish
So he's Jewish?
Be real I'm sorry, I got a call more twinked out version of me if I wasn't Jewish. So he's Jewish?
I'm sorry. I got a call.
No, AB's very handsome.
On a handsome scale,
not trying to wingman, but
just raw honesty.
No, raw honesty, he's genuinely
an 8. He's very handsome.
I can tell you just from speaking to him
that he's an 8 easily.
Yeah. He sounds hot. Wow. Like he's very I I can tell you just from speaking to him easily yeah
Yeah, he sounds hot
Wow, he's like he would you say I am from speaking to me
What would you say I am from speaking to me too? Oh
Man, I feel like that's so hard Come on, it hit me with the number ladies
Yumi, you've also seen a horrific picture of me
From like three years ago
So you have to keep that in mind
Yeah, well no, I went to Nottingham Uni
Why would you send me like a picture of you from three years ago?
Because I cannot send you like a picture that is traceable
Like that's
the issue you know what i mean like i'm not gonna send you like a picture that is like
then you delete all the metadata okay i you mean i was expecting benny to be really fucking ugly
from what you were saying and i was really scared i was telling you he was really hot in the spaces. You sounded sarcastic, so I was really scared.
Wait, did you send her a picture of you from three years ago?
She sent me one from New York.
Yeah, she's seen peak pictures of me.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I feel like people know what I look like now because there was a leak that happened
out of my group chat that I'm not very happy about but so why do we even care then
because like I enjoy my privacy you know what I mean like I feel that the the restaurants that
I go to know me by Benny like so that I can take my friends there and they don't dox me.
Wait, your name's not really Benny?
That's crazy.
My name's Ben.
Well, when...
I mean, you send me TikToks and it always comes up like,
oh, Benny shared this with you.
So I just assumed that that was your name.
No, because my, like, I got my shit locked down.
Wow, so y'all are sending TikToks?
Apparently, Ben is a Jewish name.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, it is.
Not only TikToks, Melly, videos with the sound on.
I'll tell you that.
That's not true.
That never happened.
And I'm not letting him...
Oh, it's not letting the sound off?
No, I'm not letting him take credit for that
because it never happened.
And don't let these women think that it has.
She's trying to manipulate me.
You see this?
I mean, yeah.
Bro, why is pump dumping so hard?
Wait, what's that?
Um, I don't know.
Everyone's like freaking out right now.
Yumi, is that a black guy calling your phone right now?
He said he was going to go to your phone.
Actually, actually, it's a white guy.
I'm proud of you.
I'm just asking. I'm proud of you.
Holy fuck, is it 1.71?
What the fuck?
No, no, that's not it, is it?
Yeah, 1.71 billion.
What, pump?
Yeah.
Oh shit, it's down.
What the fuck?
Wait, I'm confused.
Oh my god.
Holy shit, man.
Yeah.
Wait, no, this is wrong.
Because this is the all-time high
is like 1.76.
Am I being retarded?
No, it's over.
Alon said he was going Jew mode
in that tweet.
Okay, it's at 5.4.
I was being absolutely fucking retarded.
No, I'm
seeing 1.9 billion also.
Yeah, no, it's the wrong one.
Wait,
it's on Radium, right?
This is Meteora.
Oh, yeah.
5.4, okay.
That absolutely shit me the fuck up for a second.
You were probably looking at the market cap, not the fucking dollar amount.
Yes.
Wait, are you guys not freaked out?
The chart looks fucking horrible.
It looks like a fucking frog.
You guys are, like, not worried about it.
The chart looks like it's fucking rugged.
No, I am worried about it.
No, I'm not in it, so I'm cool.
I'm cool with that.
I mean, I got an ICO, but, like,
I can't lose money then, so.
Wait.
What value is the valuation did you buy out
Wait what are you talking about
What valuation did you buy out
Oh I don't know I literally
Just put the max buy which was like
50k and that was it I was using
I'm not gonna say how I did it but
I had to do some fucking
Devious shit
Like
I think I'm up, like, 2x
here. That's not bad.
We're at, like, whatever.
At 0.005, I'm up, like, 2x, I think.
When do the TGA people get to
sell?
I don't even know.
I think it's unlocked now, no? Is it? I don't know. I haven't even know. I think it's unlocked now, no?
Is it?
I haven't even opened the wallet
because I'm not fucking selling it anytime soon.
That shit is going to go so high at the end of this cycle.
What do you think happens when Solana's at $3.50?
I'm never going to look in that wallet again it's gonna be tempting like i mean yeah
oh my god i need to start doing that like it like literally if i would just make the trades that like
i actually have conviction in and then just like look away for a week or two like oh my gosh that would benefit that's the only way I've learned
that's the only way I can accomplish that because like what happens is I'll want to buy stuff and
then I'm like fuck I'm I have I have this profit sitting right here that I could just rip out
and then I pull out the profit I go and buy stuff and then three weeks later it
fucking rips like i knew it was gonna happen and if i just wasn't looking at the wallet like on my
fucking pc if i didn't have it in front of my face like i would be fine so that's what i do from now
on i when i know it's a good trade i fucking close the wallet out and that's it like i don't worry
about it and then i just like start second guessing myself and then next thing I know I've sold and
yeah then it goes and does a 50x but anyway yeah I think I'm gonna start doing that I've like
never had the discipline to do that but I think I'm gonna start because oh my god yeah I'm like
I'm like missing out like it's not even like I like can't find trades to make and like,
I like making bad trades.
It's like literally like my biggest skill issue is just selling early.
Annoying.
Okay.
Anyway,
rant over.
That's like the only way I could efficiently trade.
Like I'm,
I'm too fucking cracked out unless like I'm playing leverage.
I'm too cracked out for spot because then I rotate through like four, four coins a day and I think I'm on to something.
And it's like, no, you retard.
You just burned, like, fucking 20 Solana for no reason.
Me too.
I've kind of started getting, really addicted to hard rocks like I've like trained myself to like
them in like a masochistic kind of way I mean like now like if I buy something and then like
all the bundles sell on me like I don't even react anymore i'm just like it is what it is i lost the band like that's life you know i get off on it i'm like a fence up
ruggers no why would you why would you get off on it like it kind of it kind of i don't know
no doesn't it like piss you off that like your money is going to indian people like i don't like
yeah but like it's just happened so many times that I've, like, had to train myself to, like,
get off on it now. It doesn't piss
me off when it happens, because it happens so
often now, but what pisses me off specifically
is when it's on, like, critical
support, like, it's literally on the Fibonacci
retrace, and then some motherfucker
full dumps their bag when you know
for a fact the shit is about to go up.
It's like, you faggot, if you waited 15
minutes, we all could have made money.
Like, that is the worst feeling ever.
You could have rubbed me even harder.
Well, no, at that point, it's like I was waiting for it to go up like a little more and then I would have sold and it would be fine.
But like, that's what they do.
They rug it on the support and it's so fucking dumb.
It's like, let the thing breathe at least.
I got ice cream.
I can't believe we had to take over their date space.
That's fucked up.
That's crazy.
I feel really bad.
Yeah, I feel like y'all should have like two entries now because they both kind of just like took off.
They just extracted.
We should actually get a larger villa now in Bali because they're not coming.
We should.
I want business.
I mean, I'm not going there unless they're sending us at least business.
Get the fuck out of here.
I just assumed it wasn't.
I assume that anything you get for free is usually not going to be.
There's going to have to be some negotiation because Benny boy is not getting on no fucking economy class flight.
Well, maybe you can pay for your upgrade.
Do you know, for me to fly to Bali is, like, business is, like, 20k.
I don't think they're gonna pay us 20k.
Would you, like, row a boat to Bali to see me?
No, we'll just go somewhere else where it's, like, not a fucking torturous flight.
Like, I don't want to torture myself.
Yeah, Benny's now decided he doesn't want to go to Bali.
No, I didn't consider the fact that I'm going to have to sit in economy class
for like 18 hours.
That would be crazy.
Or pay like five grand, yeah.
Actually, probably ten.
It's like five each way, I imagine.
Five hours?
No, I imagine it's like five grand each way,
so it'll probably be like ten grand for the upgrade.
Probably more, because you're
farther than me, right?
Incredibly far. I'm literally
the opposite side of the world.
Yeah, like, it's your, like,
what New Zealand is to me, I guess.
We should just meet closer to the middle.
Madeira.
Where's that?
Let's go to, like, Somalia.
Let's go to Nigeria.
We can visit all our friends.
Oh, my God.
Let's go to Bitcoin. Oh, my all our friends. Oh my god. We can visit all our friends.
We can meet, oh my god, imagine.
In Bitcoin Obama's village. I was gonna say Bitcoin Obama can, like, chaperone.
What about that retardio, like, water
well? Yeah, we'll go
there and I'll buy you, like, 85
goats.
Do you know? You'll have the most goats in the entire village well no i fucking won't because
they went to egypt when i was like eight right and they offered my dad some camels for me
and i thought it was a lot of camels right he offered like 10 camels i think it was
i thought wow they're so fucking cool 10 camels and then ever since then my friends that have
been to egypt have said that they got offered like hundreds of camels i mean i would i'd give you thousands and thousands and
thousands of camels thank you well you'd have to give it to my dad no i'd give them to you
what am i gonna do with a thousand camels i don't't know. You'd have to figure it out, but I'd break the tradition because you deserve them.
Y'all can raise
a thousand camels together.
I ship it.
Yeah, Melly, you can be
like our camel ranch hand.
I'll do it. Fuck it.
What if Solana goes to shit?
Get Melly on the ranch.
Job security.
And then Yumi could be the secretary for the farm.
We're launching a rug?
No, no, you're going to be the secretary for the farm.
We're launching a camel farm.
You sounded way too excited about that.
Wait, I mean, we could.
You know how there's like the shrimp farming
In your bathtub coin
What if we do like a camel farm coin
No I feel like you're trying to be like
Racist or something cattle farm
Is that like some like Jewish
No camel
Yumi you weren't paying attention
Benny's gonna give me some camels
There's a dowry me some camels As a dowry
Thousands of camels in fact
But Melly is gonna raise them
Because we know jack shit about camels
And you're gonna be the secretary for the farm
But I'm kind of insulted that you think everything I say
Has to do with Zionism
What happened?
No because like I just
I don't know all the Jewish people are like cattle
Cattle whatever I don't know
Jewish people are like cattle, cattle, whatever. I don't know. Jewish people are like cattle, Jimmy, 2025.
No, they say that.
No, no, no, no.
So, Yumi, are you implying that you want to lock us up behind electric fences like they used to do in 1945?
No, I thought we were having like a farm.
That's what they do to cattle.
They put them behind electric fences, and that's what they did to my people.
I mean, I would just like...
I would just like eat them, you know?
But they don't have to be fenced up.
Can you eat camels?
No, the cattle.
Okay, that's fine.
That's acceptable.
As long as it's not pork.
I don't want you eating pork.
Yeah, no, they're going to be wagyu pork. I don't want you eating pork. Camels or... They're gonna be Wagyu cows.
I drank camel milk.
Let's go.
Straight from the tip.
Not like straight from the tip, but like tit to cup.
Okay.
Tit to cup.
Me and who?
Anyway. I got you, Melly. me and who anyway
I got you Melly
oh Nelly's back
oh hey what's up Nelly
hi Nelly sorry we stole the date
I'm sorry
did you bring your date this time
I think we scared him away permanently the date. I'm sorry. Did you bring your date this time?
I think we scared him away permanently.
Yumi, what if we match you up with, um,
hmm, let me
think here.
Because what do you think about Frosyllis?
Like, honestly,
like, Let me think here. Because what did you think about Frosthlis? Like, honestly. Frosthlis.
What did you actually think?
I think we vibed, but if they have any suggestions.
You're open for a date number two?
Round two?
I kind of ship Yumi and mary no mary why would you say that
i kind of ship yumi and rabbi but yumi you have to get over the fact that
rabbi has a wife no i i don't like that he he crashes out
too much he doesn't listen to me yeah but he's
very handsome is he but he's very handsome
Is he? Yes, he's incredible. Yeah
Wait him or a being like
Who's like more handsome? That's tough. It depends what you value. I feel like a B's more your type
What is like if you have like someone to like compare him to her like if you could describe him
Rabbi is like, he looks like a 19-year-old blonde twink.
Okay, how about AB?
AB looks like a 21-year-old wigger twink.
What is a wigger?
Like a white nigga. He kind of dresses like he's like a
little hood he's got like a little spice to him you might like that you know what does he wear
he wears like balenciaga and stuff like the hood nigga shit oh okay yeah i think i think abe is
like more yeah like i know you like the hood niggas Yumi, don't worry Do you not feel like personality wise though
AB's like a bit much
For Yumi
He's way too much for Yumi personality
What is he like?
He's very charismatic
He's crazy
Yeah, he does like the gay nigga raps
He's crazy in person?
Yeah, he's crazy in person too Well nigga raps. He's crazy in person? Yeah, he's crazy in person, too.
Well, why would I need to, like, match his crazy?
No, I think it might be a lot for you, though.
I think, like, you seem like a...
Like, I don't know.
You seem like a quiet...
Like, not quiet, but, like, you seem a little bit reserved.
Like, reserved.
Yeah, exactly.
That's because, like, I'm in, like, an audience.
Like, if I know somebody one-on-one, that's different.
No, right, but I mean he's a little wild.
He's a little extravagant, I think.
He's a little outgoing.
My ex is a complete extrovert, so that's the type I vibe with.
All right, so that might be good for you, then.
Yeah.
He's also one of the younger guys in the space, which, you know, that's nice.
How young?
I think he's, like, uh...
I don't know.
Um... He's not, like, underage or anything Oh okay yeah
No I'm just wondering like roughly how old
I don't know if he tells people
So you know
I might have already said far too much
Give me a fucking ballpark man
I mean he's less than 30
Wait compare him to like like, a celebrity.
His face.
That's not a good game, because I...
Who are we talking about, Benny?
Yeah.
I don't get off Twitter, you me.
Let's invite him. Somebody send him this face.
He looks, actually,
AB, in, like, a fucked up situation...
Actually, AB kind of looks like The new version of Justin Bieber
Like the wigger Justin Bieber kind of
Honestly
You mean Justin Bieber on crack?
Yeah pretty much
Hey that's still pretty solid I think
Like he's a handsome guy though
That was the void out of you Melly
Yeah Melly you definitely would.
I think I would take a Justin B. Braun crack.
Nah, Melly, you'd take an Eiffel Tower from me and AB like every day of the week.
It's like two beers for you, guaranteed.
Melly, this brings up an important point that I almost forgot to ask.
No, Melly, you'll meet me and you'll see.
It's literally, it's two beers and me and AB could hit the Eiffel Tower guaranteed.
Who?
Wait, hang on, Benny.
Melly, how is Fat Nick doing?
Oh, I don't know.
I never responded.
Does he still send you flowers and stuff?
I don't talk to him, no.
But is he like sliding in the DM still?
Not really, no. but is he like sliding in the dm still not really no because i just like like yeah after like a few a few responses or like a few messages yeah no that was the single
funniest thing that happened to me last last cycle honestly or like last part of the cycle
that was super random that was kind of crazy, he just like searches up his name, I guess.
What a wild fucking time.
So, Justin Bieber.
On crack, Mellywood, yes.
Off crack as well, or is crack like a prerequisite
definitely not a prerequisite um but yeah no we should we should get ap with yumi i feel like
that i could so see that i feel like that would be a vibe because it's like yumi is kind of like
quiet and reserved but like i mean you can just kind of like tell like yeah I feel like it would be a good match
potentially we'll see I love extroverts I don't like introverted men everybody's like on the
same subjects today in all the spaces I've been in this is kind of an interesting phenomena
dating and love yeah like is Arbit responsible for all this?
Or is it Love Island? Who do we blame?
Definitely blame Arbit. Just kidding.
I'm gonna get that trip to the Bollies.
Is it the Bollies? Is it Bali?
It's Bali, and no the fuck you're not.
I'm going to the Bollies? Is it Bollie? It's Bollie and no the fuck you're not. I'm going to the Bollies.
There's going to be a little baby raccoon
that befriends me and sits on my shoulders.
I feed it little like peanuts and stuff.
It's going to be lovely.
You're going to feel his penis.
Where's Ice?
I have to speak with Ice.
Excuse me,
our bit in turn. Can you please contact your boss? I have to speak with ice. In turn, excuse me, our bit in turn, can you please contact
your boss? I have to speak with her.
Yeah, rapist rats.
Listen, I didn't realize that the
rapist rats implied that you raped the rats.
I thought the rats were the rapists.
No, the rats are the rapists.
Well, then what are you doing touching fucking raccoon penises?
You said that you wanted
to touch their little penises.
Oh, I don't think I did. Did that raccoon giveises. You said that you wanted to touch their little penises. Oh, I don't think I did.
Did that raccoon give you consent?
I thought you said that.
I definitely heard that.
This is a mutiny.
Have you guys ever seen a raccoon penis?
It's actually terrifying.
Why would I have seen a raccoon penis?
So there's a bone in it and people collect it and have to wait.
It's like a trinket.
Collect it? No.
Is there not a bone in yours?
Oh my god.
I'm afraid to answer. This is one of those moments where you're like,
does everybody else have one? Am I the only one that doesn't have one?
What does that mean?
Benny, you understand this as a man. There's been a couple
moments in your life where you were like, fuck, I hope
this is not... No, I'm just trolling. But Yumi,
I don't want to explain this to you because
I, you know, my leading is here.
I can't talk to you about meat.
Collecting.
I'm not afraid.
Oh, because cover my ears.
I'm not afraid.
I'm not afraid.
Hi, Yannix.
Shalom.
Wait, is he up here? No, right? He's in this news. I thought is he up here?
No, right?
He's in this news.
I thought he was up here maybe.
It's always glitching on me lately.
I never know who's a closer, who's a speaker.
I just guess.
Same.
So you guys listen to the voices.
I accidentally got mint ice cream
And it's fucking disgusting
Melly
You're still driving a nicer car than me
Melly what about you and Ben
Hmm Whoa Ben.
Whoa.
Listen, if it was a free trip to Bali, me and Melly could figure it out, okay?
No, Melly.
You're not even answering?
You're so disgusted?
What?
I said, what about you and Ben?
She's like my sister.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's a free trip to Bali, man.
Just get a little incest to you with it. Yeah.
That's what I said.
For Bali, we'll make an exception.
Add a step in the front, right?
Yeah, he's like, we'll make it work.
Just add step in the front.
Add step, sister.
Just kidding.
Dude, I had someone casually reveal to me that like that was a part of their life and i was like whoa like they said it like casually no i was seeing this chick
and we were like just hanging out talking one time and she was like yeah like my dad married
this chick and like the dude that was her son was like around my age and we like
went to the same school and we all ended up living together and then I banged him and like I was like
that's a wild thing to admit to like you couldn't fucking waterboard that out of me
I used to kiss my cousins did you really yeah all right
yeah I had some crazy shit happen.
Not like that, though.
Peach, do you have, like, a favorite cousin?
No, like, we were like...
That's crazy.
We were like kids.
He has to be our favorite cousin after that.
I do have a favorite cousin But I've never kissed her
Because she's much much younger than me
And that would be really horrible
Um no
Peach every time I talk to you
Like I learn something new
I should hope that's the case with everyone
Peach can I say
That you never admit to kissing your cousin again on the space?
Well, I've already admitted to it on the space because I thought...
Around the time of the Kanye song, I thought that it was a normal thing.
So I brought it up and I was like, oh...
Remember when you were a kid and you used to kiss your cousin?
I love that.
You just had no idea.
Everyone was like,
yeah, no, actually.
But that happened, like,
across, like, different,
like, sides of my family,
so maybe it was just a me thing.
See, this is why I'm proud
to be an American.
No blood pudding,
no cousin kissing,
unless you're in Alabama.
I think you're all lying.
Unless you're a little freaky, I guess.
One time, my best friend banged my stepsister, and that was bad enough.
Wait, what? I said one time my best friend banged my stepsister, and that was bad enough wait what I said one time I was friend being
my stepsister and that was bad enough my brother used to fuck all of my friends
it was horrible was it was before she was my stepsister you guys hear my dog
he's serenading you.
Did Aki come to this date? No.
What the hell?
Sorry.
Sorry.
We're so back, Peach
I think I'm gonna hop off for the night
But goodnight, guys
Goodnight, Millie
Goodnight, night
Why are we so back?
Benny just realized he's your cousin
Because the chart looks good
I just sat back down at my computer
Wait what chart?
The one that you sent me
Oh what are we at?
What are we at?
2.30 right now but it like looks like it's going to go up
Like it looks good
Nice I told you these people won't edit die
Yeah no it's going to be good.
It's cool, guys. I didn't want the CA at all.
It's fine.
I will send you the CA because it's actually a really good probably a really good time to buy it now.
Is it funny?
No, it's good tech.
Ah, dang. Okay.
I know. Sorry.
I need a laugh.
It's unipump. You can pretend that that's something funny.
Will you give me a uni-pump joke, Peach?
Uh... I...
I gave him a handjob on the first day of college.
Call that a uni-pump.
Get it?
It was actually good good It made me laugh
Thanks
I'm in UniPump
Yeah I sent it to your group chat
Like
Probably higher than what it is
Does that imply only one pump?
Is Love the deaf?
I know he's on the team.
He sent it to me.
Benny, can we drop multi-pump right now?
No, but there's something coming, I told you.
It's going to be good.
Apparently they got some fucking...
They got a prince that's going to tweet it, brother.
Like an actual prince.
Do we still have those?
This nigga got credentials.
Yeah, bro.
He's going to tweet the fucking coin.
Is this Belogi's token?
No, absolutely not.
It just sounds like a Belogi claim.
Is Belogi the prince?
No, one of my friends is friends with a royal family.
I'm not going to leak it yet because it's gonna be interesting
But like he's literally gonna get like a prince to tweet the coin
It's gonna be sick
We live in such a wild timeline
I did MDMA with someone from the British royal family
On the beach in Scotland once
No way, was he what?
Nah, no, it was a girl and she was but ugly uh and i asked her about prince andrew and she went really quiet and weird uh and she showed
me her family whatsapp group chat it's crazy they're just like us is she single no dang wait
why were you curious about prince andrew isn't he like old He's a pedophile I wanted to know what she thought about it
Oh shit
She didn't answer you
She just like went quiet
Yeah she was like well that's my uncle
And just like waffled
Oh shit
Is it possible to have a billion dollars And not be into that stuff Oh, shit.
Is it possible to have a billion dollars and not be into that stuff?
Yeah.
Look at Jeff Bezos.
Oh, he's definitely into that stuff. That bald head screams, I've touched children.
Then why is his wife, like, 80 years old?
Then why is his wife, like, 80 years old?
Well, first of all, she looks like a man.
Well, Ben, what you're not considering is to even get to, like, that level.
You don't have a choice, you know what I mean?
Oh, I do, I do, in fact.
Yeah, so you understand, like, it's, you know.
When the motherfucker can't get a fucking hair transplant, you can't put a little wig on?
What are you, what? What are you...
What?
What are you talking about?
Oh my god, I literally fucking summoned Belogy.
I summoned him.
That's crazy.
Belogy.
How the fuck did I do that?
Belogy. did I do that? Boloji.
I feel like
I'm going to say something. This might be a hot take,
but I feel like
I am what Boloji
thinks he is
and doesn't realize that he's actually like just incredibly.
He's like the incredibly cringe gay version of me.
Like,
Benny,
Benny,
I want to give you this one so bad,
dude.
Like I really do.
but no,
like,
I feel like he's like,
he's like me.
If I was completely oblivious and retarded and gay.
Benny, do you want to go to something in Madison Square Garden on the 1st of October?
Yes, of course. I'll do anything with you.
The answer is yes.
Okay, thanks.
Do you want to know what it is?
Yeah, of course.
Lord.
Okay, that sounds amazing.
Let's go.
I really wanted to go and see her in New York because...
Yeah, you have to.
That's the place to be.
I feel like Lord is like Blue Man Group from Generation Z.
Listen, don't fucking talk to me about Lord, right?
Everyone likes her now because her new album came up.
But I want you to know that i literally fucking i was listening to that album walking through times square walking through
fucking new york because i was like i have to experience it as she intended it because i was
that like i couldn't wait until i got home i have been a lord fan since her first album i have been
a lord fan since before i had my first period okay okay? Like, we're not the fucking same.
Wait, Petra, I have an idea.
I know this great hotel that we could stay at.
There's a freaking club in the basement.
It's sick.
Yes.
Do they have a W in New York?
I believe they do.
I love the W.
That's the only place to stay, dude.
The W is the best.
Oh, I thought you meant in the word New York.
No, do you know that the W will meet any insane requests that you have?
Those aren't most good hotels.
No, no, no.
They take it to another level.
In London, at least.
Someone asked for Nicolas Cage to bring them like flowers for their their partner that it was
like their honeymoon weekend and so they like couldn't get nicholas cage even though they tried
they tried to do it and so they brought out a cardboard cutout of nicholas cage they found at
like 2 a.m and then delivered it with flowers to the hotel room like beat that i fucking dare you
okay so we need to go and we need to ask them for Lord, and we
know she's gonna be in the area.
There you go. She's probably staying there.
Yeah, probably wouldn't find out, it probably wouldn't be
that hard to find out where she's staying, honestly.
Uh, she
lives in New York, so where would she
be staying in the house?
She's definitely a Soho girl.
I know one of the restaurants that she goes to.
It's this fucking Italian spot.
I don't know the name of it.
I have it bookmarked, though.
It's really hard to get into it.
How do you know that she goes there?
Because all the celebrities go to it.
Justin Bieber was there two weeks ago, I think.
What's it called?
I forgot the name of it. I have it
bookmarked. I have all the restaurants bookmarked, because
there's, like, a billion of them that I just forget the names
of, like...
Oh, okay. I...
I have her address.
Brilliant.
Uh, she lives in a must-will-age.
Perfect. We'll stay on our block.
I know what floor
she lives on.
I'm impressed. Perfect. We'll stay on our block. I know what floor she lives on. A celebrity's address in 30 seconds or less.
I'm impressed.
That's crazy.
Why is her address just out there?
That's disgusting.
Wait, it was that easy? Seriously?
Yeah, you just Google
where does Lord live NYC
and there's a New York Post article.
A cozy looking apartment
in the heart of the West Village and one that's perched on the very same floor where lord owns her own
home has hit the market wild so you can buy the apartment i and ironically if this is still for
sale i might buy it just like buy a place next to lord's you can have a five minute hallway
conversation with her that'd be amazing I'm dead serious
because I
like I would live in New York
you're half there there
with the rapist rats
is that fucking crazy
no that would be so financially irresponsible
For me right now
Isn't New York cheaper than London?
I don't know if it's London
Are you insane?
No because their currency is like
Higher
No but like
There's like no more expensive real estate in the world is like higher no but like there's no
expense there's like no more expensive
real estate in the world than like the nice
towns or villages
in the city like
it's ridiculous yeah London's like
stupid expensive but New York is
just like a different level
yeah the stock exchange is there Yumi
that's why
oh true if you've never done a dive into like the the stock exchange is there you mean that's why
oh true if you've never done a dive into like the the different things that the trading houses go through to have just a little bit more proximity and and lack of like lag on their end on trading
it's pretty wild like every single building in the financial district is owned
and and like a lot of them are not filled with actual people doing jobs they're just like housing
like software and fucking infrastructure for the trading houses to be able to have the fastest
response time and there's like a whole documentary on like how they like ran a bunch of cables across
the country to try and shave like a half a millisecond off the the property and a lot of the areas of the
city is actually so expensive not because it's good location or a good building or like the best
apartment that you can get or a good view they're actually expensive because the address that you
get associated with it all of these like high up uh executives and ceos and finance guys literally
buy these like 50 million dollar cond CEOs and finance guys literally buy these
like $50 million condos in these buildings,
just so they can have the flex of having the address.
Like,
because people know these buildings,
obviously there's only a handful of like billionaire buildings in the city.
And if you have one of those addresses,
like on your business card or something,
it's like the biggest flex ever.
Like they suck.
I'm just going to like put a random address from one of those buildings
on my business card
and just walk around.
It's,
like,
the equivalent of
right-click saving.
It's,
like,
e-slash account
in your fucking Twitter name.
Like,
they'll,
like,
they'll,
like,
say their name
and then,
like,
4 West,
as in,
like,
that's,
like,
their fucking building.
Like,
they flex it up.
It's fucking
the gayest thing ever.
Like,
you'll literally meet somebody, they'll say their name and they're
like four west like like like i asked where you live it's like no they just say it when you meet
them it's so fucking weird like it gives the same energy as the dude that gives me his area code in
california in the in the gas station bathroom when i'm asking him to move so i could get to the paper
towels yeah it's like it feels incredibly poor but
then you realize that they all do it and it's just like a dog whistle it's like
actually not poor it's the richest thing you could ever do and they're just
virtue signaling as hard as boss yeah no it's fucking crazy like you if you ever
hear somebody do it immediately clock in your head that that person has like at
least wait a million dollars okay you guys i want to know what the biggest signs of opulence by you are for me it's a toyota tacoma or um let's see
no it's probably a toyota tacoma that's like like a newer toyota tacoma is like the largest
sign of wealth near me in the uk it's like the worst clothes you've ever seen like just disgusting
horrible clothes that are covered
in dog hair always like complete like matted dog hair and wellington because they just like rich
people here take absolutely zero pride in their appearance because they don't have to like if you
ever see the royals on a day off they look like shit they look homeless um and it's kind of it's
an intentional thing it's like i don't have to dress up like you already know who I am.
I don't have to prove anything to you.
So you're saying...
I'm going to come to this cocktail party in Wellington boots
covered in mud and dog hair
because I fucking hate you and I'm better than you.
And see, I thought I was just doing it because I was lazy.
Well, yeah, this is...
Like, I convince myself now when I go out looking like shit, I'm like, yeah, everyone thinks I'm rich. Like, yeah, this is... Like, I convince myself now when I go out looking like shit,
I'm like, yeah, everyone thinks I'm rich.
Like, no, they don't.
This psyop's working on me.
I feel it, Peach.
I feel richer already.
In the city, it's, like, actually being low-key.
It's a black Escalade with tinted windows,
and you can tell it's not an Uber
because the Ubers don't have tinted windows because they'll get pulled over for it. So, black Escalade with tinted windows and you can tell it's not an uber because the ubers don't have tinted windows because they'll get pulled over for it so black escalade tinted windows usually
no plate that means that that's probably somebody associated with like trump or like uh some of like
the fucking governors and stuff like that and those are you see people hop out of one of those it's serious like when i was in new york so when whenever i'm
stoned and a car drives past me that looks like my mom's i panic even now i'm an adult i still
panic just because i get flashbacks to like to like being a child and like your mom's car would
drive fast and they always check the number plate when i was in new york and i was on the phone to
xeno when i was like shit my mom's car and i checked the number plate and it just said manhattan
on the number plate and i was like that's a crazy fucking number plate to have
to be like the only one out of all of them that i've checked today like how many cars
have driven past me and i clocked the one that was just manhattan Peach
I fear that your mom is not going to be in New York City
I knew it wasn't her
It's just a habit thing to check the number plate of any car that drives past
that looks like my mom's when I'm joined.
Or smoking a cigarette, whatever.
So that's what I do every time I see a car that looks like my ex's car.
See, I don't think that, but that's only because I had the same car as my ex.
So I usually see it and think, oh, that's mine.
No, if I see a silver Subaru Foresterass forrester i literally duck behind bushes i like
jump in bushes it's still like i don't know i just i miss smoking cigarettes and i wasn't allowed to
because now i'm addicted to them and it's not fun anymore oh god that fucking hits. Yeah. I miss
the naughtiness of a cigarette.
Now it's just...
Did you ever smoke in school?
That was the best shit ever.
Well, at least
you have married men now.
True.
How do you know about that?
That was just a shot in the dark, but it looks like we landed.
It was two years ago.
Devious. Devious, Peach.
I never met him. It was a m'lady.
Where I live, it's very common to see those kind of requests.
What requests? to see those kind of uh uh requests what requests i live in the land of of like the unicorn oh yeah no we don't we don't see much of that are like uh i'm not personally i'm not for it it's
not my thing at all and i am pretty weirded out by it but
over here it's like uh on tinder every third profiles like hey my husband knows and it's cool
i was friends with a polycule once and i almost got dragged into it like i
found myself in the polycule almost accidentally there's one person of value and two people just groveling for the person of value's attention.
And I've witnessed this a few times.
No, this is my three friends and they were all really, really hot.
Which was kind of the weird part to me that never quite sunk in.
They were just really hot people.
I'm just saying that there's one person of the most value of the group.
I don't think there was.
I mean, it was one girl and two guys, so I guess maybe it was the girl.
But they were, like, of equal heartness.
No, my ex-girlfriend went into a poly relationship with a man and a woman.
And we, like, stayed friends.
We're pretty cool.
We go snowboarding and stuff and like i've asked all three of them a bunch of like very personal questions to try and
understand it and it's it's fascinating to me i'm like you guys are so wild but what it boils down
to is basically that my ex knows that she's the person of value and the other two fully recognize
that they're not the person of value i honestly think i would have been the person of value had i been in that
like i think i would have been the hottest person in the body feel no it's not necessarily the
hottest person though it's like it's like okay i would have been the hottest and the richest and
the smartest if we're gonna go into it but i just you know i was trying to give them some
fucking credit god damn the most modest too? Yeah.
I couldn't do it.
It would be too weird for me.
Yeah, that's what I thought, but I don't know.
They almost got me, man.
They almost fucking got me.
That shit is insane.
Benny, could you?
Not only because I see it Like every single day
Living where I live
Is it common in New York really?
Yeah very
I mean for what it's worth
My potential polycule started in New York
One of them was from New York
And he met everyone else in New York
The other thing is
is like those like new york polycule people are the worst people you can ever meet in your entire
life like i i stand on that like there's some shitty people that i've met in new york but like
those like that subsect of people is worse than like the ai people and the ai people i hate the
most like like literally there's no worse people to
speak to than, like, New York
Polycule people. They're fucking brain dead.
What if there was a
New York Polycule AI person?
Yeah,
they tend to be. That's what I'm saying. They run in the same
circles. Really? Yeah.
I imagine it to be very different
circles, because the...
I don't know
my like I come
from like very liberal friend groups
and they all fucking like despise
anything to do with AI
well that's like
the poor liberal people I'd say
all the rich liberal people
kind of acknowledge that like
AI is their place because
that's where like it needs like censorship and
all that other like cocked ideation
so and all the evil
billionaires also like affirm
those ideals because
they think it's good for them and profitable
so yeah
like the poor liberals hate it but like the rich
liberals actually love AI
this is true I can't
confirm from the West Coast.
I mean, we don't have, like, such a crazy, I don't know, political divide here.
The rich AI people are, like, always trimmed out for the most part.
Like, have you seen fucking Sam Altman?
I'm not entirely convinced that that's not an AI
invented robot
well like all of them they're all fucking liberal brained
and like trun the fuck out no
I think they pretend to be
yeah that's what I'm saying but it
reflects down, you know?
Yeah.
Benny is the FBI director dating an Israeli psyop.
Yes.
Ben, do you not know about the gifts that Netanyahu gave to Trump?
that Netanyahu gave to Trump.
Tell me more.
Tell me more.
First, it was the golden pager
after US intelligence
helped the IDF literally
literally helped them
blow off the dicks of Hamas agents
with fucking pagers, explosive pagers.
So Netanyahu, you can look this up on Google,
look up the picture while I'm telling you.
Netanyahu gifted Trump for their first meeting
a golden pager signifying America's importance
in the strike of blowing the Hamas' operatives' dicks off.
And then after the strike that we did on Iran,
Netanyahu...
I'm sorry, that is such a fucking...
Okay, you like emote over
your your like fallen foe in call of duty and like you know like nut tap him in the face but
is there anything harder than gifting the man a golden pager golden fucking who gave you the
pagers that blow your enemies nuts off like there something harder. I'll tell you what it is. And that's the B-2 bomber mezuzah
that was gifted to Trump from Netanyahu
after we did the B-2 strikes.
You can look this up.
And that's incredible.
This is the first time I've ever respected Netanyahu.
It's actually what it is,
is Netanyahu is just teasing Trump
and he's giving him these gifts
which basically signify Israel's dominance over the entire United States government through the Jeffrey Epstein crisis, essentially.
Yeah, but you've got to give him credit for the aura farm.
No, it's a crazy aura farm, but Mossad and CIA honeypotted the entire American government into sleeping with children on that island, and now
Netanyahu's cashing in his
honeypot points on golden pagers
to blow Hamas' dicks off and
B2 strikes, brother. That's what's going on.
I'm sorry, I'm just taking this all in.
Yeah, that's like
legitimately what's going on in the government right now.
Any smart person
will tell you that i think fucking netanyahu's literally emoting on trump with those gifts like
it's the most backhanded thing ever because like he's basically has trump backed into a corner
that's why you see trump like trying to make the epstein stuff go away because he fucking knows like
well all i know is that if trump releases any Epstein list names, I'm going to win $293 on Polymarket.
If he releases them, I'm going to have to go into hiding.
Damn it, Peach.
If it's one time...
A week.
Peach, can you take me to an island?
Why the fuck would you go to that island?
Can you take me to an island?
I can take you to- well, you can come to an island that I'm already on.
Okay.
I think that works.
I don't want to go to an island where it's overcast the whole time.
I'm trying to go somewhere sunny, Peach.
It's literally fucking July.
Like, it's sunny right now.
For what?
An hour a day?
No, for the whole day.
It's like fucking 35 degrees here.
When I picture your beaches, I just picture seagulls.
Like, I don't even see sand.
I just picture so many seagulls.
Wait, let me send you a nice beach.
There's no such thing as a nice beach
on the island of
Great Britain.
I will show you. We have some really
nice beaches, actually.
I want to open up a tanning parlor in England
so I can spot your guys' vitamin D deficiency.
Look how damn turquoise that water is.
That's gorgeous.
Oh, one of the beaches, the nice beaches,
is called Ben's Beach.
This cannot be in England.
The first one, I i believe because it's
got like the rolling scottish looking hills but the second couldn't be further from scotland
but you know what i'm saying like it's it's like it gives me england vibes the second one though
there's a golden retriever and there's like uh more island looking rocky structures and like
beautiful crystal clear water.
Like this can't be England.
It's literally England.
Also, Finn is a good boy. I like Finn.
Finn's an amazing boy.
You guys, like having a dog has impacted my travel plans more than I anticipated.
Yeah, that shit sucks.
I want a cat, but I can't get one.
I travel way too much.
I got this RV, and, like, that was solving things for a while.
But, like, going to New York and back is, like, a whole fucking thing, even in an RV.
Peach, why are, are like the crazy like uk going out girls why are they like stuck in 2005 i feel like they all have like yo a crazy spray tan and like the huge lips like i used to have like the
craziest tan you've ever seen like i used to be i used to have the craziest tan you've ever seen
I used to have black people complaining to me
that I was doing blackface
The British club industry is single-handedly keeping Fashion Nova alive
As a British woman, I will say we don't use Fashion Nova
The going-out girlies here,
they wear Pretty Little Thing
or O Polly if they're really fancy.
But yeah, Pretty Little Thing or Boohoo
or fucking ASOS.
You're speaking absolute Chinese to me.
Yeah, basically no one here wears Fashion Nova.
You look like you do.
Mm. Where's fashion over there? You look like you do. Mmm.
Who- who just said that?
That's so- Thank you.
