I'm just going to talk randomly into the mic as people join la la la la la la la la la
there will be no music I just got off a music festival cruise I don't want to hear fucking
shit I don't want to listen to music people don't even like listening to
music fucking pain the ass so I'm just gonna speak just say random shit I'm
gonna maybe say things a few times people join but dude I this music festival
cruise this was an all-inclusive fucking bender like at first I didn't get the
drink package once we got it every time a tequila soda was finished I had a new
one like it was it on top of other stuff that I can't say like absolutely fucking
insane dude like fucking crazy like it was just nuts like to be on like instead of
a festival where people go like one day or like whatever like to have just
everyone on this cruise ship and you just start meeting people and knowing who
they are and then they're just like partying continuously for multiple days
straight like it was hands down the craziest fucking thing I've ever been on
there's also like an insane swingers culture on this thing like fucking nuts
dude like some of the shit I saw like I wasn't sure if my brain was just fucked
up like there was like this older guy cuz they do themes and I was like alright
themes are kind of stupid but then once you do a theme and everyone is dressed
up in their own iteration of a character you're literally like in your
own alternate world dude like there was Nintendo Day and I just remember being
in a sea of fucking like Mario Luigi and Princess Peaches and it was fucking
I was just like this is the craziest shit I've ever fucking what did you see
it what did you ended up seeing a princess pizza on spit roast or something
okay oh my god bro they were everywhere like it was nuts there was
this one guy he was for a different theme I don't even know what the fuck
he was he was an older guy he had almost like gold paint all over his
body and all his clothes he had gold overalls on a gold hat gold glasses and
the thickest mustache and his wife was like dressed up and he had her on a
leash and they were on the dance floor and like a drop would come and he would
just like bring in the leash and like pull her in and I was like dude I have
never seen anything like this in my life and then I looked to my right and
it's like obviously nothing wrong with this but I saw a quote-unquote small
person just like dancing so fucking hard and like a little mini Luigi costume and
then I looked to my other right and there's just like a guy in the corner
wearing green boxing gloves just like kind of like softly boxing in the air
and I was like then I look behind me and there was like a little baby Yoda
walking and this woman named Queen Melissa has a pet baby Yoda and this
thing is just like motion-centered walking around I was like dude I have
never been this is crazy like I I didn't know what to fucking think dude so my
bro you should have wore the Ray-Ban men and glasses oh this was like hands
down one of the scariest most exciting things I've ever been a part of in my
entire life so that was did you take your um Harry Potter costume dude I
should have you fucking suck you didn't take your hair
but it wasn't part of the themes they broke and you sent me this cruise line
it's called it's called groov cruise um I don't know what that guy was but like
this was I figured you know what like fuck music music in spaces I'm just
gonna story tell instead so that was like the five minutes well put on the
other hand I haven't your voice sounds incredible dude so fucking good um yeah
I have no idea I have no idea what's happened in the world of crypto since
I fell off the face of the earth on Wednesday none of it can ever compare to
like an ocean of Nintendo characters I don't care what anyone says I was
promised videos I have not received I gotta go let me go so not the toad or
the toad stool that would have been epic he should have been like the
little what are like the things with Mario jumps on like to get them over
the goombas toadstool yeah yeah but you say the little person should have
been a fucking goomba there was about five of them on the on the cruise little
people are goombas are little people goombas little people no goombas I'm a
little lost and interested sure cuz I missed the first five minutes what the
fuck are you talking about like dude I went on a I went on a music festival
cruise which was it's called groov cruise that was on Norwegian cruise line
and it was essentially just like 96 hours of straight music so just a
consistent bender and where was it like I I don't even know how to explain this
where was the cruise it was if it took all like set sail from Miami and we went
around like the Caribbean just like partying on the boat yeah I've been
getting consistent DMs from my friend Anna who who I was at a festival with a
few months ago and it's just random like posts and reels about this group cruise
and she's like we gotta go next year we gotta go we gotta go and I'm like
listen I'm already fumbling to death and she's like we gotta do this when are we
having tickets I'm like oh my god Anna really so she's like hell bent on doing
hula ween and groove cruise together and I'm like I don't know it's gonna be a
significant birthday for me maybe we do it and she's like ten toes down for it
so um hopefully she's down to be let around on a leash cuz um plus my friend
Emma knows like a lot of DJs cuz she interviews all of them so like they'll
DM her and they'll be like hey we're doing like a private thing over here and
she'll just like bring our crew Emma is my feed she is my Instagram feed yeah like
when we're at shit everyone's just like oh my god are you Emma Capotis like
literally every five minutes like it she can't get away from it so like it's at
the point where if someone like says her name she sometimes has to like
pretend like she didn't hear it otherwise she has to stop like every
second but if they approach her she's always like very very nice but it's a
lot but anyway that's what that's what happened so what happened in crypto over
the last week like anything literally nothing nothing the entire market stopped
for you know a whole fuck ton of shit happens in well give me some fucking
tea I actually need real tea for my throat yeah you sound you sound
horrific yeah yeah I slept in the uber I haven't slept since last night but I
slept you got sleep last night no you know I didn't I didn't I fell asleep
for seven minutes in my uber at the end so but I feel good those are the
best sleeps dude I'm a big seven I'm a fan of seven minute naps now so I'm
getting like 230 in the morning and it's just like dude bro yeah you're
still in Miami right or are you yeah I'm still in Miami besides Harambe still
holding very fucking strong like this thing is just destined for greatness I
mean it took a nice little dip for when cuz obviously everybody was going to
like liquidate to get into that but like I just left my shit cuz I knew it
was gonna recover I'm like the minute people have gains from that they're
just gonna rotate back so I didn't stress myself out I'm like I'm just not
gonna check Harambe until you know I give it a couple days and here it is
right back in and above where my last buy-in was so I'm chilling how many X's
is Harambe up since last week I don't some people were asking me if I got in
and I'm like nobody told me to get in you guys just talked about it last week
and that's it it's hard to say I mean it went like it literally popped off
to the millions in a few days went all the way up to 38 mil then came back
down to 13 and is back at 30 all right so we're like that accumulation of the
same dude I don't know was it below me no no no no no no yeah the last week it
was probably last weekend it hit 38 but then came all the way back down but
that was like a pump and for the making I had beef now who I beef with Sydney
Sydney's that was a hack that's wait let me I need to see yours so somebody
last night listen to this somebody hacked their account last night and they
made a meme well not even a meme they made him well they made a meme saying
I have the best hits in crypto but they have the chart from milk and they put
like they drew it with boobs right and then all of a sudden they're hosting a
spade and you know they're like talking about the milk and the boobs and
whatever the fuck and like and you got fucking creepy as fuck whatever the
fuck yeah and the fucking next token I'm releasing sorry but like yo it was
creepy as fuck man there was this video of it like somewhere on the timeline and
the fucking token just went down and then I was reading something that our
account got hacked so yeah yeah sounds like they faked a hack because the
tweet got bad didn't get the results that they wanted I think it was kind of
like you know how there were those um AI generated memes of Taylor Swift of her
yeah you got to see those or no what why you want me to send them to you I mean I
would like to see what was created yeah I got I gotta look for him I didn't save
them because I didn't want Taylor Swift coming after my ass that's so true why
don't we I think just to get rid of them we should
inscribe them on Bitcoin on some rare sass game I like it let's do it let's just
put them on some rare fucking sats just illegal shit how you gonna regulate
that I got the whitelist by the way for the quantum cat I am so proud of you
dude no you have no idea this is huge like I don't even like cats I don't even
fucking like cats and I'm like hot mint do you like no it's like look I'm a dog
person I don't hate cats but I'm not a huge fan but like this whole thing with
the quantum cat you got no idea bro there's a lot of people I idea then so
I honestly think right at the gate is gonna go to point five the coin what is
it though like on what is the what is like special about it so it's kind of an
entrance into Taproot Wizards apparently the art does change over time as well
and I don't like that I thought you can't do that on Bitcoin no no it's
different so that's why so look bitcoins done a little different so the
code is on chain but it can be changed like it's appended on like it's actually
really cool the way it is that's why like people aren't understanding what's
going on with Bitcoin I've been arguing with my friends for like a year and he
keeps fucking shoving the fact that it's just a JSON file in my face but like I
had to sit there and remember a few things so the fact that it's a JSON file
actually makes it so much better like none of the none of the like the actual
transactions are being done on chain what's being done is like not that they're
not being done on chain they're being recorded on chain but in between the
blocks they're not so there has to be like a zero knowledge roll-up made some
sort of zero knowledge roll-up to get it going and it's always gonna be slow
and clunky but that doesn't matter the whole point of it being hold on to me the
whole point of it being is like yeah Ethereum is there to do one thing and
Bitcoin is there to do another and Bitcoin is a lot more secure than
Ethereum it's actually centralized no I know and like it's the provenance behind
it and yo they're gonna actually be able to make really cool applications
because everything so so wait so like what are you bullish on though like the
fact that they can like ordinals ordinals okay yeah the quantum cats the
quanta the quantum cats is that's like an entrance into into a taproot wizards
but apparently there's other things that like it's a it's a it's a community of
builders but like that's an extremely extremely hype mint like I put loans
everywhere just so I can fucking because it's a point one Bitcoin mint yeah
that's fine but hey you if you can't you can build a community that can afford
point one oh wait you got a solid you got a solid yeah I want to hear from
Carol okay all right man listen no points one point one BGC mint is gonna
end up with people that are gonna be like over leverage because I spent point
one BTC and it's gonna go to point zeros like five BTC cuz they're gonna
need their money back to pay their rent I just want to know that you go oh I
didn't leverage anything that I need to pay my rent and I'm not talking about
Eunica you're here oh buddy you're talking about like a bread that one
shooters shoot bro and that person they respect the shooter and they laughed I
understand I understand what you're saying but I don't plan on holding it I
plan on flipping it because I like my ninjas on leverage for that one and
my monkey and the whole thing like it was kind of fuckery this week because
I had to pull the monkey out of loan put my seal in a law and I didn't take much
of a loan on my seal yeah because I had to move my monkey to Bitcoin because the
only we're getting an airdrop and I believe you treated your seal like that
dude or did you use the whole thing yeah yeah I didn't use like I only use
like $600 with a seal bro it's not even and to be honest with you I have
that money I'm actually a drop farming with that because arcade has a cool
address going on and liquidians air droplets and yo if I make a good flip
off of this I'm gonna actually be just be loaning people money with the
people you know you can't go wrong with 3% every 16 days every 14 to 16 days in
your Bitcoin right all right let's uh I'm looking here so what was this when
coin like what was the big like who launched this I think it has something to
do with over there or whatever it's called I'm not it's a Jupiter launch pad
gotcha yes the Jupiter launch pad they people are launching tokens on that now
yeah when is the first token it's allegedly the chosen one we gotta see
what kind of liquidity providers they bring if they are not gonna do anything
else I'd like got like a single airdrop and then I bought another like equal
portion to it so I'd have 1 million tokens I've got probably should have bought $600
worth but I said $60 sounds more sane associate since this token is called
when when what money yeah like anything right but that doesn't mean shit cuz I
don't I don't know when when when what when isn't that the same token that came
out earlier last year like got the allocation for a whole bunch of
communities no that was bunk sir when me seriously like been here fucking since
2021 generational poverty every damn day yeah that's I'm telling you I'm my
expert in generational poverty but oh wait a second are you defending it all
salamander like last time I spoke to you like I haven't bought I'm not
buying anything for a very long time you're not putting any just fighting
yeah I didn't really put any money into it I got my my airdrop I claimed it and
then I get like random ass little airdrops that are like 40 cents a
couple bucks and I just basically rotate that into things that are more stable so
like I took all those random ass little shits and I put them into when and then
woke up and I was like oh fuck there's like 150 bucks in there and all I did
was move some dumb shit in my wallet around so you don't necessarily have to
be Gen or be irresponsible with the funds you have you just have to kind of
be smart about you know what kind of accumulates if you bought just random
stuff on soul I don't hold a ton of shit you'll get these little airdrops
and honestly anytime there's like it could be something as insignificant as
20 30 cents and you just kind of either leave it and kind of see what
happens or rotate it into something that's more stable you know I like when
I like bonk I like Gek Gek is something that I've talked about and I really hope
people are keeping an eye on and I throw it in those and let those mature and
I've made a few soul off of just that without putting another dime into these
bags so you don't necessarily have to risk your money to make a profit you
just kind of have to half pay attention so we got some alpha saying update right
now allegedly and I haven't confirmed this because I'm not going to okay it's
overtime but 30 to 40 percent of the supply of this token is getting burnt
because it hasn't been claimed so I'm gonna try and find the rest of my
Solana wallets so I can claim some more of this none of my wallet doesn't go
parable qualified and I have a bunch of Solana NFP's yeah you had to deposit I
think five dollars in Jupiter or bird eye like I only used in the last I want to
say months Solana and from what I know about like a little bit of background of
when it's the first meme token launched by I believe a co-founder of the
Jupiter platform and like it's the when culture that he's trying to like epitomize
and like this whole you know when moon and all this bullshit that we do anyway
so like I guess it's like his big push and this is one of the big first launch
pads but it's actually by a co-founder within the Jupiter ecosystem so I'm also
bullish I did claim some I got like six hundred thousand I think I've been
like riding it up and down I pulled some out yesterday but honestly I do
regret when everyone was selling it for 30 bucks not picking up a little bit
more well how much is it how much has it gone up overnight let's just say I
claimed and it was about 70 and it's about I think like 90 right now okay yeah
so I have 1.29 million when it's worth $165 so yeah I probably should have bought
$600 worth but my brain my brain yeah and then if it went to nothing you'd been
like how stupid am I to throw $600 into into something and then I go to zero you
know I bro I would have milked that bro anytime I lose money I milk that bro I
won't tell you guys about my my wins but I'll tell you about my wins that's
for sure I like that yeah dude it's like the winds is bragging but the losses
are just like fantastic engagement bro my my loss oh are so astronomical you
one time I took a half an hour nap I put in like five soul into some coin that
somebody sent me in my DMS I woke up and it was fucking less than like eight bucks
left I was like shit I gotta take a screenshot right now and every time
somebody talked about how much money they made on Solana shitters I would
just send them that picture yeah I still haven't touched the Solana shitters to
be honest like I don't not that I don't like yeah I feel like I'm a little late
to the Solana shitters like little mini cycle they're going to I really do feel
like there's gonna be a cycle out of Solana into your dating profile is gonna
be like I'm a staple guy no definitely no dude I'm sitting here fucking taking
loans and I'm mitting a cat tomorrow and you're gonna sit there and tell me
about me being a stable guy and I don't even fucking like cats yeah how dare you
I don't know I dare you I don't find any of us stable I'm only on web 3 would
someone get offended by that no I'm not I'm not I'm not offended by that I'm
they're offended it's okay yeah whatever I know I'll write it out for him
because he won't do it he won't do it at all is it at the point where like this
is just what crypto is is it just Ponzi's should we just like admit and
what do you mean we're at we at the pool dome run that back are we at the
point so we just accept it though like all these people building during the bear
does anyone care or that's just something that like people that like to
fucking virtue signal say I was building during the bear bro you should have
gone outside you should have fucking found love in someone else's eyes and
had children and like just lived your fucking life instead of fucking tell
me you were here during the bear all that shows is that you have like you're
a sadist basically you like you like to suffer okay you like to suffer it's okay
somebody loves you out there don't worry guys I mean there were people who were
quote-unquote building in the bear I wasn't one of them I said that but that
really was just cope from my bags being up and then having to wait them
bitches out so my quote-unquote building during the bear was just weathering the
storm basically here I am so wag me I guess I didn't we all got mental
illnesses but the thing with that is like you know if I stopped putting money
into Solana shitters I could afford a better therapist so everything is
upon me literally like our entire life is a ponzi like from the moment you wake
up you pretty much owe somebody something and they're gonna suck the
life out of you so like yo seriously bro like the moment you wake up you're the
moment wake up the moment you open your eyes doesn't matter what it is you're
just in a ponzi oh no I've never been divorced I've never been married I've
never got myself in blood yeah sounds like three times to me a fourth times a
charm yeah it's a society probably go for you got to collect them you know
you like a punch card you get a free pizza after the sixth one dude like ooh
look let me tell you something bro like if you think that like older people don't
cat call you're out of work in mind where did that where did that come from
because I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna tell you the cat
call that's why all right like in the cat cats now you're trying to know
pump your future bag of quantum cat I've had I've had men and women literally tell
other people out of the car I want you to be my future ex-husband or wife like
literally right out of the fucking car and they're like older and shit yeah
they're like divorce like four or five times already like I want you to be my
future ex like I'm just sitting there like what the fuck is going on I want to
know what salamander thinks of this I just told you I'm bullish I'm bullish and
everything and bullish on losses I'm bullish on wins I'm bullish on
divorces and I'm bullish on fucking zinni like how the fuck you still
updates like aren't you on raving on a cruise he's not even real at this that's
why I didn't play any music I said you know what I think music is stupid now
I'm just gonna speak and story tell like if you wanted to listen to music you
would just do it and the song you want to listen to you change before you have to
listen to my song for five minutes you want to know what the magic of zimmy is
zimmy is like you know that episode of spongebob where where Squidward was like
dancing to crazy music and his like arms were all like wiggly and crazy that's
zimmy right there he just loses I will say life I'll say I'll say one more time
because some people weren't here like this cruise like you would see a quote
unquote small person dressed up as Luigi like dancing really fucking hard then I
would turn to my right and see a guy like boxing in the corner I saw a girl
dressed up as Bowser with a giant blow-up penis on that people were
signing like it was just like endless dude like I've missed my calling clearly
they're like I opened up an elevator and there was a game of twister
happening in it this place was fucking crazy and then I want to go on top of the
chametamine I was like what the fuck is going on dude how the hell were they
playing twister in the elevator that's what I want to go I heard that I want to
go I was like why is Jimmy describing web 3 on a boat can we have a meta cruise
like this can't we just like have a rave and we'll dress up no because there's
not enough cool people in web 3 to do this like there just isn't like they
most of web 3 cannot get down like one electronic music culture every time
there's a cool party and there's someone playing good music everyone's standing
in the outside just talking about almost nothing about almost nothing because
there's almost nothing in this space to talk about so you have a few fucking
influencers come together talking about essentially something meaningless because
there's most of the things in the space is meaningless and it's just like hey
why don't you go like listen to someone talented like oh no I don't really like
to like you know be around like fun stuff like I rather just be outside like
every time I see a party with a good music artist everyone's just fucking
standing like outside a kid called these was good but no no no no no
party in Vegas is it was bro it was just I think like the longest that I actually
got to sit down was when I was hanging out with shock of blood from hoppers and
we were smoking cigarettes inside of Pakistan and our and weed and like
people like how are they doing that because they're all getting kicked out
for it but apparently we just like took like a section that was like we weren't
supposed to be there I don't think it was like reserved for other people
listen you guys got to do you guys aren't pretending you guys are important
enough okay like you guys got to go into these fucking events and pretend
like you're important disrupt people force them to dance like man oh this is
why I know you motherfuckers got bullied in high school I did I have a stay lit
wherever Matt so as if me you live across the street from fucking the he
knows where you lost the boat well he doesn't tell see they even if he
doesn't live across the street from them I'm going right now Chelsea is there's
like fucking a million people that just live in Chelsea alone like that's why I
can't spin the block but anyway just go over there and see if you could rent the
ship over there fucking not necessarily in Chelsea but whatever you know what I'm
talking about I'm what's that highway actually don't you really honestly you
talk to you about a pontoon okay all the docks through ships on the West
Highway and like yeah that's why I asked you where'd you go from like a whole
bunch of them yeah no you like you don't live far from the ones in the city got
you just go rent a fucking boat like go make the party happen all right you can
also go on the east side to a little ADHD bird in my head yeah hit me with
it so um I do want to talk a little bit about everything that's been going on
with like nifty island and power world and shit this week it's been kind of all
over the place and getting me excited about you know web 3 game me again
obviously here I am with my dumb fucking seal and I've been waiting forever
for the pixel verse so I've had like web 3 gaming blue balls for I don't know
two years now and to finally see some games that I like to play how they
do they sprodo blue they're there they're a deep shade of sprodo blue so yeah that's
exciting I've been playing anybody else been playing nifty island and stressing
out about terraforming yo it's not bad the quality is good I played power world
too I thought but apparently there's a huge lawsuit that's potentially coming I
don't know did you guys hear about that oh yeah that's not gonna happen
listen I got bronchitis nobody got time for that Nintendo needs something else to
do with all that money like made money off of roblox then they're not gonna do
all for this wait Nintendo owns roblox no but there's tons of games on roblox
that are like you know tiptoeing around infringement of the copyright on there
because they have like games like monster world or monster pals where you're
basically collecting knockoff Pokemon that that are roaming around and maybe
because they're shittier quality and power world actually has like really cute
little critters that you're collecting maybe that's why they're interested but
if you're not suing a bigger more mainstream platform like roblox and
winning those cases then you're not doing shit with power world let's be
honest gotcha wait so what's like the latest with nifty island though
obviously a lot of people have been excited about this like it's you know
farming is always big don't let it go to your head but those are the number
one community on nifty island it's already gone to my head I'm fucking
that just went to my lower all it says is that there's more unemployed seals than
any other collection you're goddamn right that's very true um hungry in these
streets yeah I like that just a bunch of really just vultures dressed up in
cute seals amen some just happen to be ripped and sexy but wait so I'm still
scared because I know we were talking about ways to get my PFP verified
because I'm not gonna just connect my ledger to nifty island you know them one
day there will be this exploit and someone got into everyone's wallet on
nifty island and then we lose everything no it doesn't work like that okay
fortunately for us Vulcan you could just use Vulcan you know with Vulcan
you don't need to like connect your wallet to anything it's like that
verification code thing that's confirmed through it's scraping okay listen
basically yeah use Vulcan don't connect your main wallet there like start a new
wallet save that hot wallet seed phrase and then use Vulcan to connect the rest
of your wallets don't don't ever directly connect to any of this shit
like nobody's gonna get back your money well maybe like Michael might but
Michael Kane used to give us a sponsorship before I show his fucking
security stuff not that I don't want you guys to be secure it's just I
like the money to be secured before I you know what I'm saying before you
start dropping yeah we got blockchain into here so like yeah just tell Mike
okay we'll take a sponsorship and then we'll show you guys okay that's the way
this is gonna go down I like Michael K too so yeah be about it like it's bad
yeah I think this here too bro he has like good hair so I personally don't
like ledgers at all I have burner phones and I highly suggest like just doing it
the way I do it because like yeah this whole thing with ledger or treasure get
a treasure over a ledger but I know treasure just leaked 60,000 customer
records this is the probably you guys well orders a ledger or any of this
shit to their house you guys don't know what a PO box is you guys never use an
anonymous credit card like yo you guys don't have good object to begin with I
know you can have an anonymous credit card dude yeah bro there's a lot of legal
no it's not well I know I'm just saying it sounds illegal oh yeah it better sound
illegal some illegal is hot oh can I can I finish what I was saying please well
you interrupted or no I he I was interrupted by your your technical now
you're picking fights no not but those can interrupt yeah anyway that's besides
the point so like I use cell phone burner phones because they're even like
the phone itself is even more secure than a ledger is yeah because no one's
gonna do that right ah okay well like it just makes your life easier I don't
want a bunch of phones with like while it's on like that just seems like a
fucking headache dude you can store all of your fucking walls in one phone like
you don't have to deal with like multiple shit if ledger doesn't support
something like not only that but like ledger put a fucking update that nobody
wanted on their fucking wallets and that's why like there's multiple things
with ledger that I do not like all right I didn't know the whole thing with
treasures but like that felt like I don't use any hardware wallets that's
specifically okay I don't want to go I personally don't want to go down you
could just do a multi-sig bro I don't feel like talking about this to be
honest oh I want to hear what duck has to say finally a good fucking take
Jesus I felt like the weight on my shoulders until I heard that how I
feel much better much fucking better all right so if the islands heels are on
number one shows that most seals don't have a job so they have plenty of time to
play and they're going full-time Nifty Island that's pretty much all that
happened over the last week nothing else why you want the drama or dude I just
need something I'm gonna I'm like trying to scope through like do you guys
realize I the cruise the last set ended at 6 a.m. I went back to my room with my
friends we all showered packed our bags got off the boat then we waited for
ubers and I went directly to my friend's apartment and started this up
and I haven't slept are you in are you in South Beach no I'm in hollandale
yeah I don't fucking know dude it's in broad I think that's broad tell me yeah my
friend used the data fucking cycle over there you going to m2 tonight I'm going
nowhere for a while dude every time I speak my throat hurts go to m2 tonight
dude I'm done I'm not going fucking anywhere I'm fucking done so this is
nothing I don't even have to say what I can barely go get some go get some
chicken and waffles go to space you'll be fine no my legs will give out like I
need to I need to go in like a wheelchair not to like make fun of that
so I don't even like saying that I want to take that joke it wasn't even like
a real joke but I just want to take it back guys I want to remind you this is
space clip that for me yeah go ahead good opportunity to say I don't care if you
like and retweet the room I don't give a shit oh we got breads coming up I'm
gonna patiently wait for breads what's good
yo how's it going oh don't even dude I sound raspy and sexy definitely looks
like a New Jersey housewife like a like a heavy smoking like a heavy smoking
Russian grandmother it's that kind of appeal if that's the vibe that sounds
fucking dope yeah if you like that then I'm happy for you I came up here with a
very specific and target targeted question what's the deal was with
the sorbies Zorb is that the name right that's the name what Orbeez Orbeez yeah
like the thing that I was working on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
fuck you oh dude I like give me a second Jesus no all right I wasn't yeah I was
gonna talk about more than that like I was just trying to put a pin in it yeah
we decided just to like scratch the the concept it wasn't like it wasn't like the
direction that we wanted to go in so we scratched it what can we dial a
salamander I know I know I'm wondering what can we expect next what's the next
big play I don't want to just you know chill in spaces I want more I'm ready to
go further well I'm having a slice of deep dish pizza for breakfast if that
helps what's in the pizza before it helps pepperoni sausage and cherry tomatoes
with some pepperoncinis my man likes meats I'm very bullish on that
fidget oh I uh I lost all my money I thought knock amigos is going to for
yeah stopping stopping presumptuous let it ride obviously the price pump is
related to the information that I'm saying why I think it's gonna go up
being released if it doesn't get released but the fuck you think you guys
are you guys are degenerate idiots obviously you're gonna think of it
doesn't go up 5,000 percent in two days that that it's a rug I mean it's not a
rug I never I never touched knock amigos but anyway actually I used your name as
a like fidget but like because I was talking to somebody about making a
fidget product and they were they couldn't believe the name of like yeah
like the whole thing like they were shocked but like the whole meeting
behind it and all that and like whatever I just what's her talking about
I don't know yeah it's just like you literally just combined two words isn't
it short for fidget oh no I hope so dude come on oh the best part is watching
people use it my favorite thing is just to be in spaces and I hear people talking
about fidget like they just invented the moon I just laugh in the corner for a
while but it takes a while to get you guys to understand anything so it's been
like literally five years I'm happy it's finally here nobody's known you for five
years at least not me definitely not I thank God every day I didn't know you
five years ago no offense because I'd fucking be broke bro so yeah wait why
would you be broke from fidget dude have you ever heard his fucking crazy
predictions dude NFA DIY or the fuck yeah dude rule number one yeah I know I
know I don't listen to him at all but like you're coming to a space and he'll
preach for like days see that's what he did to me every night in the cabozos he
was sitting there telling me about Nakamigos is gonna 3e some crazy hype
and I'm just it almost did firstly I love my digital digital what what's your
most bullish play right now Nakamigos news like straight up or the shit I'm
launching like really yeah oh well what are you launching a social fight gaming
platform or a social gaming platform a social gaming platform yeah what is it
what is it gonna be called the fifth one it's called fantasy if it's there's been
no there's been no gamified aggregating platform as an L2 for social fight yet
so it isn't a social gaming platform just a game it's a game but the data
points are social data points so first it's built it's already built we're
already started marketing apparently not well enough yeah so I'm gonna explain
this cuz he's gonna fuck in he's gonna over complicate this basically instead of
you paying them to participate they're gonna pay you to participate in fantasy
friends this is the reverse Ponzinomics version of friends tech so they would
pay me yeah I like it you ever played daily fantasy sports I have like just
like a fantasy football league or something yes yeah imagine that but
instead of football players you have your friends creators and you compete
against other people yeah but look oh you're betting on calling on betting on
creators you're not betting on actual game no you're betting like the
on lonely thing I don't know the date oh no no no you build a team of for the
time being the first iteration friend tech creators of people on friend tech
and you compete over a certain amount of time whoever's highest points the most
positive movement in key price wins the pot is the goal could get more people
onto friend tech the goal is to be a catalyst for for activity on otherwise
dormant social platforms as well as building on regular social platforms
who's this duck guy by the way
I'm bullish on people who are giving purpose to things that already exist as
opposed to taking things and being like let me create something completely new
and fuck something up from the beginning take something that's like all right this
has good bones let me continue to build on it and improve it so that we're not
throwing money down the drain at you know four billion things starting up and
instead you sound like the plastic surgeon that has the booth in front of
the grocery store here in Edmonton right now I this is a vibe yeah you know
I have a question what are you gonna do if front tech integrates your your idea
into their platform I'm already I'm already building on top of Twitter I'm
building on top of fantasy the arena the the goal is to be the largest social
fine social data aggregator by gamifying existing ecosystems and allowing for
competitions to be spun up so Zimia or Kura as a host could spin up a competition
invite friends get a take a rake off of the winnings and compete with friends and
the idea is the problem with social five platforms is that they they become
stagnant after the box are done and the pro and the key prices rise there's
no real if you look at social five platforms you'll see that the tickets
aren't being sold they're just sitting so people aren't necessarily liquidating
all their their earnings they're kind of just waiting for something next to
happen because they're still hooked by the points so the idea is to create an
extra layer of gamification to drive excitement to the underlying platforms
yeah I'm feeding them an idea code so I can make money and and I'm just gonna
bet against you guys just so you guys know I'm just always gonna bet against
anyone in lab three I don't give a fuck I'm in web me I'm just gonna build a
team of all the people I don't like and then dump all their keys so all right so
you're pretty much putting something together where people are gonna come up
with their own activities and whatever the outcome is it is but I have like
are you going to create a platform like let's just say for argument's sake where
the outcome you would have to integrate the outcome from like nifty island like
say yeah like Kuro wants to take a team with dial a zimmy and our breads and
so this is adding more of a gambling element yeah essentially yes you could
buy and sell your the keys of your own team and you could sell or buy the keys
of competitors let's say let's say you know what is there now three major social
platforms being used in web three including X so let's say front tech takes
your idea and integrates here you're you know you're gambling into front tech so
you're building on X so what is that gonna look like it's gonna be based on
like followers or space attendance or we pull all data points so whatever the
competitions you you want them to be so there's the combination of
competitions that we set up so there'll be a lot of them that we set up there'll
be a lot of competitions and I'll give out referral codes to people and all that
stuff you level up inside the game you're in points you are and we're
giving out a couple hundred grand worth of free money there has to be
streaming platform on sorry on one at a time Nico the Machiavelli there has to
be oh that was Elon dude there has to be something I know we there has to be
some sort of like a streaming platform so that like the best just to have the
best outcome because I'm guessing you're gonna create another layer to this
where people can bet on top of it on top of that pot and there's a lot the
streaming platform is Twitter so we're gonna be doing live competitions with
with friends and competing provide an example of what like a live competition
looks like yeah imagine sure no in real liquid cash so yeah and then you would
basically be like the the ideal would be like I'd be on space has been like I just
sold threes any keys tanked I tanked Kuro's team and so they had the idea is
playing with with social gamification allowing for low buy-in high high high
value wins we'll be giving out a bunch of tokens and NFTs and shit like that
and it's also an opportunity for spaces host to be able to create revenue from
their community or with their community Ken Cabal's like manipulate this like
yo we're gonna just pump the shit out of fidget absolutely I hope so yes if it's
like dial of resume dial it could just be like to throw the fight and better
in herself better in herself to lose like we're bet on you to win like you get
pretty much yeah yes that's yeah that's exactly what's going on there or like
there's other things like I would have to worry about like you would have to worry
about to fidget like this is and like what's the federal what's the federal
what did the federal game you gotta be such a snitch like but he's a lawyer
apparently we're just a platform doing the right thing we're just we're
just code you're just cold and so is draft codes and so is a bunch of other sweet
steaks long correct yeah but this doesn't fall under a sweepstakes this is like
there's a participation involved so it doesn't so the reason why I compared it
to Unlonely before was because I've only watched this platform once it was
fucking hilarious was that date that Eddie fucking did and people were
betting on the fucking date like it was wild the way it worked and this is
exactly like there's no other way for you to build it other than like you they just
throw you into an arena and you bet on the outcome that's it so yeah I don't
there's nothing to know just play around with it we'll be launching this week
yeah also you're not paying anything to bet the capital's coming from the
platform I'm down to give it a world high school wait can you pin it or
something I don't think it's in your bio is it yes or all is it the eye is it
IPI no no I'll post a tweet up top okay cool who's sponsoring all the
hundreds of thousands of dollars don't worry about that bro there's multiple
source trust me bro polygon rails to name a few yes I'm but we're funded
interesting so how do you guys make money we like a percentage of the
competitions gotcha is there have you guys decided what that percentage is
gonna be or does it vary well it unlike a stuck bonding curve that could ruin
your entire platform the the best way to do tokenomics is to adjust as you as as
the tokenomics or the incentive model kind of presents itself so we're
starting at 10% of the rake if it's a if it's a if it's a KOL competition we split
that 5 5 so the host of the the person who set up the project or the
competition will get 5% of the rake and then you can break it up into how you
want to split it up when it takes all or divide it amongst three you can also
add other assets so we'll be giving away NFTs and some mean corn we can talk
about it I guess is it do they get paid in fiat or is it crypto only crypto only
the fuck wants fiat millions of people who used social media
yo fidget did you hurt duck or something because this dude hates your ideas did
you like fuck his mom or something trying to figure this is like old-school
engagement farming tactics it works I did see can you get more fruit snacks by
the way she's out I just posted a link of dots okay perfect thank you yeah I'm
definitely interested in and checking it out see I'm the truth and this is a
truth that I'll end with we're giving away a shit ton of money I'd rather go
to people that that I fuck with and that will hopefully actually use the platform
so we already have I think we have 600 signups in two days so it's doing well
so far that's the light bulb that went off in my head all right fantasy friends
interesting all right followed definitely the fantasy friends Super Bowl
February 11th oh fuck I think we're gonna be doing it we're gonna do a
twenty thousand dollar competition like the first week or two that should be
fun oh shit hopefully not that many people participate so I have a good
chance of winning that would be ideal all right cool that's that's pretty
dope shit all right so we covered nifty island error we actually didn't really
cover much at all all that was told was that seals are the number one
community on it and no one has a job but didn't learn much more about nifty
island after that actually now that I think about it and we're full and
didn't learn anything that's cuz you didn't hear me talking about
terraforming yeah but what the hell does that mean you can build so you get
your little I'm terraforming I'm terraforming over here right and you can
make your own games on your island so the point is to get people to visit your
little island and collect these blooms and there are communities that are
actually getting like multipliers or whatever on these blooms that you can
collect on a nifty island and seals being one of them because they're just
fucking everywhere they're unavoidable like you can't you can't take two steps
and if the island without stepping on a goddamn seal but you can make you can
make these games so people can earn these bloom tokens have all kinds of
seals playing on your island or other PFPs there's quite a few projects on
there where you can play as your PFPs so like it's actually given a purpose to
having some of my shit that's in my hidden folder things that I was
surprised I could actually play as so like I have a I have a tubby cat which
has been there for god knows how long and I completely forgot I had this tubby
cat um and now I can play as a tubby cat on nifty island so some floors have
been pumping on some of these more dormant projects and I personally think
it's a good way to give visibility to projects and communities that still
existing but they're kind of just more low-key now so some of them are
seeing a little bit of a renaissance but it's fun I enjoy it I'm gonna keep
building up my island because I don't know I like minecraft creative mode I
don't know what to tell you it's a lot of fun so come hang out on my island I'm
building a grotto there's gonna be some cool shit there I don't know what it is
yet but it's gonna be cool eventually did you ever check out 1337 schools
who 1337 schools I told you about them two weeks ago oh excuse me no I didn't
leave the floor can you remind me the the floor bubble didn't like since then
so yeah what happened did I miss it did I miss the boat there's like another
collection coming out on ordinals but and it's a free oh what a surprise free
whitelist and their first collection is like point seven and ordinals and they
they do everything free like usually when they want but you got to do
something I don't know what you got to do yet but yeah like that's why the
floor one oh well I'm on the edge of my seat so I'm telling you it's gonna be
point seven Bitcoin right off the bat but that's a good oh no I wouldn't
expect anyone to say that yeah I'll check it out Oh be a CN gaming what's good
hey what's up good afternoon good to see you guys a question for anybody that has
spent some time on nifty I obviously haven't it's been all out of my timelines
haven't gotten around to it but just have a few questions if anybody's happy to
answer them like other than a map creator is there a way to program your
own sort of game logic or introduce specific game modes or are essentially
all the game modes the same but you just have a different map yeah so right
now they have six different game modes they do have the capability because it is
unity to add custom logic the the consoles there you can like check out the
help command well like right now they don't have that feature enabled but if
you do want to explore that you can contact Charles and Charles would be more
than Charles is one of the founders he'd be more than happy to help you and
accommodate like custom logic and stuff like that okay awesome that makes sense
so at the moment there's a bunch of presets which I think are probably
suitable for most people and if it's unity I have a background in that
comfortable with that okay that's pretty cool I'm trying to get where this is
going cheers man wait so let's say I go to your island and I play your game
like one why do you want me to come to your island to play the game except to
not feel alone and what do I get about going to your island to play the
game so right now you get blooms and the blooms help you increase the capacity of
your island so they've taken like a very different approach to the whole like
digitally scarce land the land is not scarce the items that people mint because
they have like a whole like marketplace and you're able to mint things like VRMs
which are like the avatar file format for most like VR stuff on the internet
and like games so right now listen man points okay that's the alpha points
people love points we're just in a game we're just in a world where you just
choose the path you want to go down the farm so you can earn your bag and dump
your bag but let's just be SCM let's just go back to you because we were
having the convo yeah thanks man so you had a really good question I think it's
one that every game actually has to face whether it's a large triple-a studio
game or a small solo indie designer working from home that launched the game
or out of his house or something bedroom and that is that how do I get eyes on
my game firstly how do I make it easy so people can get to this and thirdly what
are the incentives of people to come and play this so if you remove that solo
developer or indie developer or game studio and replace that with an
influencer or somebody in the social media space that's us so now we're
essentially left with that same dilemma how do we get eyeballs on our product how
would we allow people to get to this product that's been solved so you just
go sign up to a nifty item plate here's my island go and play so the
third problem is how am I going to monetize it are you even going to
monetize it if you have a large audience I think you solve that problem pretty
easily you have eyeballs on your product because you have eyeballs on you you
have this note they come to your show they watch your content maybe you're
somebody on YouTube or whatsoever so that part of the problem is solved the
other two are still question marks that need to be solved that's the way I'm
looking at this gotcha no that makes a lot of sense let's uh sig toshi what's
good yeah well first of all ever since you were mashing the mute everyone button
I was thinking about like what if Elon implemented like the speak everyone
button and you could just catch people off guard and everyone's mic comes off
mute I don't know I had to say it I've been thinking about since since you
were hitting that button but anyway there's also I was gonna say a bunch of
stuff that Kira already said but you can also create just like items and sell
those as well if you can create like a popular enough item that people want and
then they they're creating like a creator marketplace as well for in-game
items which is pretty cool too but the name of the game is just creating a
cool island and and like teaming up with your friends to like get enough
activity on on Set Island and just accumulating blooms and just really
engaging in the platform and just spending time in there and messing
around so it's pretty fun though and and honestly like the building tools are
really easy to use it's it's a really clean it runs nice like I'm enjoying it
so far I'm not very good and I unfortunately do have a regular job so I
haven't spent too much time on it but the time I have spent repping my seal
and nip the island and building up my island has been enjoyable would
recommend interesting I also like how you had to plug in that you did have a job
compared to the rest of the community I'm so thanks for being the only one
eco what's up no I was gonna say pinwheel tap before big but yeah continue I
didn't know yeah so but no cuz that's a
noice all right yeah I'm gonna definitely try nifty island I said that last week
but I was away so I'm definitely gonna give it a whirl is there anything I get
from being a sappy seal with like the community being high on the charts do we
get a multiplier or something yes where were you when I said that bro
yes you did there is a multiplier because it's the most I think you
stuttered it was definitely me okay I wasn't clear about it had to be yeah
active like the most active communities do get multipliers seals better get like
a fucking ridiculous one because obviously again unemployed sitting in our
mom's basements gaming our asses off we clearly need the money so we need the
multipliers so um you having a job allegedly get to benefit by being
gainfully employed and benefiting from the slackers that you hold a project
with I don't I don't live in a basement I also have a view of Manhattan so yeah
forget about mom's basement well I live in your mom's basement
bang damn anyway that hold on that is an interesting point that you bring up like
bringing it net looping it back to what you were talking about about like
projects like the fact that this could add let's say nifty island actually ends
up like popping off way harder than even it does now and you really want that
multiplier like the fact that you may buy in to a project to get the
multiplier somewhere else is a pretty interesting thought yeah not even
like I said it there's projects that have been chilling in my hidden folder
that have given like purpose to these PFPs stuff that I bought just because
I'm like oh that's cute I want to hold it it kind of brings us back to that here
for the artness of it because now you can buy a PFP and say yeah I want to be
able to play as you know this character with these kind of traits I
mean it still has some updating to do before you know you can play just as
your PFP as it is there are no bare-eared seals I'm not bitter why who
said I was bitter I'm not mad about it I'm not showing up at Charles's house
wanting to talk with my talking stick but I think that this is going to give a
little more purpose to being able to buy PFPs with certain traits so that you can
use them and have these be like your metaverse avatars I mean the whole time
that we've been buying these PFPs that was really the point is you hope that
eventually you'd be roaming around some metaverse place and you can be this
character and Nifty Island is really the first experience where I've been able to
play as a stupid little seal and just live my best seal life and I'm hoping
that that's going to be like a common thread between all these experiences where
I could just be a little fat fuck of a seal living and being me in the
metaverse yeah I like that I mean that is your dream so I do see how it brings
rarity back a little bit you know like how like the current met has been like oh
fuck it like everything's a floor now or it's like it doesn't make sense to own
something in the middle it's like you might as well just own like a floor or
like something like as high-tier because then people get super attached
and think it's worth way more than the floor but then it ends up not being and
they get offended when no one wants to buy it exactly remember people buying like
oh it's got this one fucking trait that point oh one percent of the collection
has let me get it um and that used to be something that people would pay a lot
more money for now that you know we've been drinking the Kool-Aid long enough
that we built up a little bit of resistance to it realizing that that's
kind of pointless and you really should just be buying things that you
connect with because if you want to be able to use the IP
and use this art in ways either personally or be able to you know sell it
to brand something as it you might as well be using it and stuff that for
traits that you just like because you like them
I don't want to bring PA into the mix but it almost sounds like
the new Dawn would actually be great for this
like if you can just like swap out your traits and build your character and
then pump it into the metaverse you guys have such a toxic relationship
I love it stop trying to make new don't happen bro
dude uh let's who can make you don't happen let's go to nico
oh yeah girl go ahead I was about to say right now
class is fucking waving his fucking fist in his sleep he heard that
oh I'm sure you bag of dicks respectfully disrespectfully
I don't remember if this happened in 2021 or
2020 but doesn't everyone do you remember that kid that got that offer on
OpenSea for that eight for like three I think it was three million dollars and
he showed it and he's like hey ask me anything
anybody remember this no does anybody remember that one guy
he like could have gotten a boat for his PA and he like
he faded it oh that was such a bad thing whatever happened to that loser
nah but the the guy was dead 40 inside a little bit for like two million or
whatever he had more ethan as well he still has
more ethan as well than than what he was offered right like
you know sometimes people have a better what are you talking about there's a
he tried he sold it for like a really bad amount of east like
he sold that oh that's another person I was I thought you were talking about the
orange background zombie eyes with there was a young
kid that literally was showing off yeah this guy's a young kid too he's like 23 now
he was yeah and then when it got sold it went all over twitter
that like the transaction was all over twitter that like
and like there were memes about how this didn't fucking I gotta find it now
all right you find it no you can just come off mute when you find it
uh but i don't want to hear from you until you find it
um i originally came up here when we were talking about
the wind token thing um just wanted to go back to that
real quick and maybe like if jick is able to come up he can kind of confirm
some of this but so it is by jupiter platform but uh
it's the first of three tokens there's gonna be like two meme tokens and then
they're jupiter token that are gonna be dropping
um so wind token is the first of that and
they're they probably have like i don't know something like eight hours left till
they burn the unclaimed supply which is as kiro mentioned earlier a
pretty big amount uh so that's exciting but also
if you use like bonkbot you can import that wallet
into you know you're like phantom wallet and you can claim
um your wind token through your you know from your bonkbot wallet as well because
they dropped it to every single uh wallet so make sure you you get that
free when wait wait they didn't air drop it it was a claim
like we gotta stop like okay well no right right right but like every i should
say every wallet is available to claim it yeah appreciate you
every wallet with a minimum of five dollars
interaction on the jupiter platform prior to a certain date like the barriers
five dollars pro like yeah right so wait but i've never used bonkbot though
you can claim from your bonkbot uh wallet as well
so just want to make sure because people are missing that um
so yeah i think a lot is gonna get burned you have to
do your website you have to import the wallet address to
like your phantom wallet and i have my bonkbot and phantom as well
okay so then yeah just claim on that when website that you claimed your other
one token i never claimed diddly jesus i was away dude i was on a bender
that's true that's true my bad my bad um
do you have the link i could find you the link
yeah send me a scam one first no idea that would be dope
once you could get drained for like $60 in like i i know how you salona guys
are you guys have most of your salona staking
and then you got like 60 bucks worth of salona in there in case there's like
this epic play you're gonna where you think you're
gonna turn 60 into 6 million i know the vibes
yeah i've been i've been aping every dip with like
0.1 soul so that's aping on salona yeah i was gonna say like i feel like
there needs to be a certain price level for it to be considered an ape
i love when people are like just ape this hoke it's like dude
you put a quarter soul into it what are we talking about here
speaking of ape shout out to zemi for ruthlessly
bullying me into getting bonk bot and harambe
um and um yeah i appreciate that because otherwise i was like i don't know
uh it seems like work to actually think and figure this out
um and i'm actually up because of it so um
yeah 444 on me thinking goes a long way look what it did look at that
i'm like aping in 0.1 i know i i rub two brain cells together
uh like 100 bucks i mean i'm pretty bullish on harambe like you look at
you know pepe dogecoin even like bonk it kind of like it's kind of
a meme but harambe like everyone knows harambe like he's the
he's the living legend in a way like everyone's dead bro
dude but yeah he's the legend or he's not living legend obviously because
he's dead but um he's reminding us he's the on living uh
but it's like dicks out for harambe like you know
uh sounds like a really bad new york commercial bro he's a martyr
no dude like everyone knows harambe dude
harambe is the ape meme no no i know i i love harambe but like i just the way
you're talking and everything i feel like it's like this is like a new york
city parks recreation fucking commercial i don't know if you've ever seen those
or not but no what the fucking no i don't have
tv simi doesn't own a television no i do i don't have cable though i don't
have cable either they come up on my fucking youtube shit
oh i just get higher quality ads i don't get the kid is in his house all it
does is play um harry potter movies on loop what
what the fuck's wrong with that wait how do you
i'm not doxing my age wait you're like 34 aren't you
yeah i'm younger than that really honestly as a man i wouldn't take
that from a guy with a bootleg ninja turtle as a pfp
just say yo it's not a ninja turtle it's not
it technically is a ninja turtle because the name of the project is ninjas it's
a ninja frog it's not a turtle it's a frog it's a
samurai frog you fucks it's uncultured swine dude frogs
and turtles are almost the same thing no they're not one has a shell the
other one doesn't and that's the almost part that's the almost part
all right diala fucking steve over and over here
yeah exactly fuck you now i'm upset now i'm actually upset
when you get outwitted with your own joke
simultaneously you just bro become a little bit nicer man
what you go what you've been up for like 24 hours you can't tell the
difference between a frog and a fucking turtle bro i don't know what to tell
you i know bro dude sorry i go hard
unlike every other coward in this fucking space
i don't i don't know man sitting outside on a couch
while there's a party inside so they can talk about nothing that happens in this
space dude it's fucking depressing here it's
raining at least it's 40 degrees almost but it's fucking like really depressing
here actually you want to just be funny i
caught somebody not really but go ahead somebody
somebody went into the gm post in chinatown with the sun beaming
but i'm looking and it's fucking like everything is like it looks like
world war fucking three so it's like i don't know where you're trying to say
like it's boring and like i don't know what you're trying to figure out
somebody went and they fucking posted gm as if they're in fucking chinatown
right now but and the sun is beaming but it's
like cloudy as fucking raining like crazy
what what meta jet posted no like oh my god
anyway i don't know i mean it's your fault you didn't explain it well i
couldn't follow it they posted themselves who's they
bro somebody i'm not gonna box them right so
there's like they're in chinatown like they're in new york
nico i gotta stop you bro i don't want to hear it it's a pointless fucking
story yeah it is i don't want to hear it no
one does i'm sorry i gotta be brutally honest
stories things i told you go back to bed well
i have to finish this fucking space and you're making it difficult
this is why we can't have nice things
well this is this is why uh duck maggot said
and then just like where is he he was the only one i wanted to listen to to
be honest i literally just did it for the quacks
maybe that's what the word up top is it's quack ooh are you playing again that
was fun yeah normally oh okay because then last
time i had to go around and it just took everyone way too long to guess the
word well it's okay it's just if it was a
smarter space we could get through hangman in an
adequate amount of time but the amount of time it took
because everyone was choosing the weirdest letters i couldn't get the
fucking word done like what do you want you want us to do
rstlme regret us about what is real fortune
i mean if there's a strategy that works don't reinvent it
and then you can buy vowels but that would consider you sending me
crypto like that's how i would make money on this space
as you buying vowels all right let's go back to talking about something
relevant blah blah blah blah all right i'm sorry about something that's that's
there's nothing relevant shut the fuck up i have a topic
oh okay cool anyway um bitcoin puppets i love those fucking things i wish i
had one oh we're not winning like
oh my god dude let's talk about bitcoin puppets dyla
so honestly if you want to try and get one cheap
no i'm just kidding you can go you can you can just give loans on the
quidium and hope that one of these dgens defaults on the loan
like you'll be able to get it for like 30 or 40 percent off
if you do it that way oh dude these things pamped
yeah yeah yeah they're like one yeah they're point of five well they're
crazy yeah so like the best way to try and get one
is like put a loan out like put an offer out for
for a loan so you're lending lend out some bitcoin
i you would have to i think like 60 percent of the floor
and hope that one of these dgens just defaults on the loan and you get it
and you and you uh i don't think you collect interest but
you just collect the nft and that's it that sounds pretty dope just preying on
people's downfall so just being just being a bitcoin
loan shark that's i like that yeah like that's what i'm
thinking about doing like i'm really hoping tomorrow after i
flip this fucking thing that's what i'm really hoping i'm doing
i just maybe this is just like a stigma because of the mother chain but
i just feel like bitcoin people are smarter than other chains
so this feels like something that happens on like another chain other than
bitcoin like are people making bets and losing on bitcoin
like that so all right it's the reason why it's
like this right now they're gonna they're gonna put more capabilities the
reason why it's like this right now is because
it doesn't have certain capabilities so there's gonna have to be a standard
sooner or later but uh what do you call it because on
arcade you can make offers it's a similar thing with arcade
it's not necessarily like that and then on blur
they have it even like a like i learned recently that they have it where like if
you pay the loan early you don't even have to pay all the interest
because on arcade i paid all of the interest and i paid my loan early
you know so like they all work differently right now
because that that specific platform doesn't have all of the capabilities but
i'm sure in the near future or at least by next year whatever
that it's gonna have all kinds of capabilities like
i got my shield i only took a 0.3 loan i could have gotten
much higher but i like you don't have to go that high also
you have to be very very very careful with these loans i would never go as
high as taking the loan at 60 uh unless i was gonna do like a
really really fast flip and it's something like what i'm doing
tomorrow but like i'm not gonna like i wouldn't like
so because the way it works is when the market's more volatile
i'm i'm getting i'm minting an uh a quantum cap can you give us uh
wait so did you do a video like you had yeah yeah like
had what was yours like a commercial it was like eight of us
so i oh so i went to a bodega had like a little conversation with a kid and
had a sign and i was also the one that put the phone number at the end
i from apparently i wanted to just fuck with people
with the phone number at the end so i did uh do you remember the rejection hotline
back in the days from 20 years ago well there's one for rickroll and people
in the 80s yeah so i put that with the rickroll song from the 80s
i put that at the end yeah so i caught a couple of people
yeah nice yeah they loved it actually and uh like they they ended up
retweeting the video i knew i was we were gonna get whitelist but i found out on
friday like i like yeah so it's actually yeah
so uh what do you call it anyway to get to the point that i'm trying to make you
never take i wouldn't take over 30 on the line because
they're very volatile and if it goes down you would have to like why are
you happy that you got permission to spend
point one btc because it's going to be a whole bunch of other assholes
because i honestly believe that what's what's the collective plan on keeping
33 33 because i honestly believe that it's not nobody's even going to see it
at point one at the gate and i could just do a quick flip
that's it how long has this thing been like
going a year bro they've had people taking showers to try and get them to
the whitelist for the wizards yeah i know that yeah so like no they
didn't mint yet they're promising like that's just like a way
whatever trying to get you guys to shower because you guys don't shower
regularly enough i showered bailey sometimes twice a day but that's
besides the point uh that's too much well it's way too much do you
moisturize you're gonna have to really moisturize if you're gonna be
showering that much yeah you're gonna get dried out
anyway oh no this is important because i don't want dry skin on the stage
gets gross anyway do you have dry skin no i don't know i
trust you i have nice skin but i shook your
hands you're right anyway yeah so like get up and take a
shower forget about the volatility it's fine
i'm sure you understand is that no where was i on that no it doesn't
matter oh forget it forget it it's just you
did a video like the wizards and you think it's gonna
pump because it took a lot of effort to do
and it's still point one but it's a small collection size so there's a good
chance on ordinals that it pumps let's go to
a little motsie stick i'm cracking up i don't know why i
made my name that but you know we're just gonna go with
thanks for inviting me up um i just want to say hi to you guys
to be honest i have nothing to offer like web3
crypto wise um but yeah i just want to say hi and i
wanted to ask nico if he ever went to like the bodega
cats because they have like an instagram account
so nico have you ever been there to the actual like all right hold on a
second i know that there's an st collection called bodega cats
so no i don't know what you're talking about but there has been
i've met many many bodega cats like throughout my life
there's like millions i think she means the bodega cats of instagram
yeah the instagram there's like i don't know this i guess it's just
it seems like it's like one bodega but it has like yeah yeah that's
like i'm trying to i definitely want to go there like that's on my bucket list
to be honest yeah i've never been there i don't
think so sounds like an exciting bucket list
right like top three um yeah i think that was my only question
right now thank you it was a good question
erica's one of my favorite people because she's she um
she reps philly sports and she's from south jersey so
yes oh my god she gets all my south jersey jokes
nice so every sunday you're just both assholes basically
you better know erica there's no fucking reason i'm gonna go to something
that i don't know but i feel like it's an asshole
yo panda what's good yo what's good to me
projecting much yeah what's going on nothing much just a glorious day
what's that another glorious day another glorious day i like that
so are you into ordinals what's your i i see you're
a cult leader of cybernetic pandas on bitcoin
what is that cybernetic um yeah i've been in ordinals since the
beginning um a bitcoin sigma member um you know i was hosting the swamp
spaces with the frogs early on um even the
collection you mentioned bitcoin puppets actually uses art that i created
um oh yeah yeah what which art like the whole thing
no it's uh make bitcoin great again hat oh nice oh so you you made the original
hat yeah it kind of went viral within the space oh that's pretty dope
yeah and then uh alu which is my collection
basically consists it consists of these 3d rig cybernetic panda avatars
that can be used day one um comes with like an ai unreal engine 5
offering that basically you know they can live stream for you
they can tweet for you hook into all different apis
uh you know have texas beach animation loops etc
um most likely entirely freemen as well oh that's pretty sick
wait so this is on ordinals that yeah okay so let me ask you this so
i understand that like based on the file size
that's going to be like that's going to change the mint
uh of or like the inscription cost so like
how does that compare to like a puppets um so i mean i i inscribed mine for like
45 bucks um you know it's the actual pfp and
then it's token gated where you can now
access like you know the high res image the 3d rig models a pose t pose
full body image um and then you know the ai offering is off chain
but you know like we're working with carbonado
like the rgb deba team um it's basically building like apoxyl
apocalypse proof ipfs on bitcoin um so we'll put the files there as well
um but i was looking into like other uh chains like for example we were going to
upload the models to like doge right to further decentralized
um but doge is like super limited where it's like 25 kilobytes
oh wow that change sucks uh it's super interesting so i guess have
you seen this quantum cat thingy yeah he goes bullish as a
day one ordinals guy what do you think yeah i mean i'm very
familiar with udi um for quite some time you know preordinals
um he definitely understands marketing um you know obviously they had like a seven
and a half million raise and then they're going to be launching quantum
cats which will lead to further liquidity i think it really just comes down to
like your time horizon right like if you just want to flip it
um maybe you capitalize on the short-term attention but i think there
could be some interesting value accrual there
if and when they create like actual products that
um you know get mass adoption right in terms of
like swaps taxes l2s you know airdrops etc then you know that could be almost like
you know apes were or punks where you get white lists and
airdrops and you know i think people don't really understand that
you know and also the provenance of like being early to a community
on the most decentralized ledger and like you know
showing like hey i minted this and i didn't sell it um
you know like a lot of that goes a long way and you know i think
the next iteration or the next narrative you know
after just regular pfps is like digital identities that are part of
a network state that eventually becomes physically manifested
if the community is based enough and works towards a common goal that
actually benefits society
no i love that um i had a question though so okay so udi is doing this
and i didn't realize when he said that that's what he literally meant
but why did why did these come out of nowhere instead of the
taproot wizards first um i think because usually in the space
uh you know obviously it's an attention economy and delivery is bearish and
you know i think udi's pretty smart where they're just dangling
you know the uh the you know the taproot wizards like in front of
everyone and the longer they do that the more
they can leverage people that are desperate for one
um and then obviously them coming out with the quantum cap you know with
sotheby's being able to like set a floor where people
could do comps and say okay well this sold for
6.3 bitcoin um you know and like that's they they understand the the degen
culture um so yeah i mean i think it's pretty
smart on their on their end i mean i don't know if they were involved
with like pumping the price or not i mean they did raise seven and a half
mil so like i would think anyone would um you
know kind of like ebay back in the days where you like
bid on your item from like a different account run it up because the guy had a
reserve set but not saying they did that but
yeah it's um pretty smart on their end did they get the seven million raise
from vc yeah they're the vc back do you know
who it is uh it's like a slew of of uh funds
gotcha okay interesting uh nico what's up
okay so two things i want to all right yeah because
just in case uh monty stick wants to go there
so yeah i i've known about this for years i was a little confused uh when you
mentioned this so this isn't one bodega this is just
pictures of bodegas that people with caps
that people like send in um yeah so don't go looking for this in
new york because some of these bodegas aren't
even in new york um yeah just just an fyi
huh oh thank you sorry i was gonna say that that account
actually posted my cap and like he wasn't even in a bodega it was just a
photoshop yeah so yeah just wanted to i just
wanted to throw that out there and then now yeah since i'm minting this thing
tomorrow well yeah go ahead monty i just oh my god
i don't even know what to say i think i i just want to build a bodega now
just like in jersey like strictly for cats
um yeah but thanks for letting me know i was gonna tell you straight up the
moment the moment you told me that there were
that many cats at a bodega in new york i'm like that's impossible
like there's no way anybody would allow something like that like one cat's
fine but there's people that complain like we got a lot of karens from ohio
here so whatever but i want to be reincarnated as a as a
as a bodega cat nobody yeah yeah they they live the life but
okay so now i'm minting this thing tomorrow my expectation is that it's
going to be super overhyped like don't get me wrong i
agree with everything that you're saying tanda but along that comes with this
is always like a super super amount of hype within the first day or two
and then it calms down and my plan my hope
is not my plan my hope is that i either mint the rare
or like the floor goes like really high up and i catch it
i don't have to catch the top and then when it calms down
hopefully there's enough so i can get back in because as i said i took a
loan out of my ninja in my moment and i have a question airdrop involved with
my monkey you took the loan on liquidity yeah
and and that's just like them connecting you know people that want to
like take on the loan right it's not directly from like a
an outstripper so the way it works is it's actually
i forgot to mention this with liquidity is you accept the loan but then the
other person has to accept the loan afterwards like the offer is there the
person makes the offer and then you have to accept the offer
because you can't even make your own offer
and um the other you have to wait for the other person to accept the offer so
one of my loans took like eight or nine hours
and the whole like so there was like a whole
fucking mix up with this shit they told us we had whitelist and then we
had to fund the wallets by saturday by yesterday at six o'clock
otherwise we lost the whitelist so i had to take the loan out and i got a
little worried so i felt i was doing it from friday night to make sure
everything goes and one of my loans took i like i literally went to sleep and
woke up and i'm and it was still going and i'm like all right whatever but even
i got it in time and did everything so yeah like you also have to be careful
and you need the money did you kyc kyc did you know that's not kyc no that's
not kyc that's curious no no no no no kyc
uh sig toshi what's good i haven't done much
minting on bitcoin i'm just wondering point one seems high but just
wondering if metapan can is that like in the ballpark of other mints because
what uh nico you said the supply was like 3 000 so
point one forty three hundred so that's a really high mint
13 million dollars right that's a super high mint that's not
that's not normal it's four thousand dollars we're off the bat like yeah
yeah that's a lot that's they're going along with the provenance of
bitcoin like that is insane that's crazy
provenance i think it's going to attract a lot of people who are just
going to and and i'm not yeah i know i don't know
about the product but are just going to sell if they don't get something good
but like compared to what we were talking about
earlier we're like puppets where it's just like
those people ran it the fuck up from really low mint price which is cool so
it's just going to be a totally different community feel in my opinion
but we'll see where it goes
i mean i'm sorry okay i'm i'm lost here do they have to pay back the seven
million is that why this mint is so expensive
i don't believe they do no oh so then so what so udi doesn't really
have the amount of bitcoin that he's been saying he has
and this is how he's going to get it um i mean even if he did have that
bitcoin i i'd imagine he would never touch it
you know maybe he'd play with a little bit of a stack but
i mean it's very smart on their end you know like
i think i was anticipating that udi would wait for
like peak uh you know peak of the next cycle to launch the the wizards which
you know it seems like he is but in the meantime
he's like stringing people along and then you know let's say they
merge the cat utility with the wizard utility and
you know that stuff goes yeah it's also a good way maybe to establish
the wizard floor so it's like hey we have this collection at three three
three three and mints at point one pumps to
let's just say i actually don't even know let's just say
point four five maybe he can put the taproot wizards at
point two you know point two five so we'll see
it's it's interesting though and that's an interesting pivot
in my opinion so let's go to johnny wam the new
yo what's up guys what's up what's up metagit metapanda what's up
met he's nuts did you have anything that you wanted to
to say on the topic so i just got in here i'm not sure what y'all were
talking about my bad oh that's good oh that's all good bro
yo i think i knew what you were gonna say you're gonna say uh dicks out right
yep you're so real for that that's real dicks out yeah
if you see that next to the name of the space is overtime but next to that you'll
see a word that's actually the topic that we're talking about right now
oh oh snap yo metagit bro i heard there's you were
gonna be going to denver like can't wait to party there bro
be fun oh let's talk about that real quick to be fun
or we don't have to i don't know should i just continue to go fuck myself
yeah dyla i'm literally segueing segueing you are so quick on the trigger dude
like if we were like cops you would shoot me
before i can like say my next statement and you shoot me in the arm
and be like dude i was just about to like saying like oh fuck my bad like
we'll just like say something they did it you know
dirty cop dyla but what i was gonna say is if
it's a perfect segue if you guys would like to talk about whatever you want
about eat denver there could be a lot to talk about
or you don't have to talk about shit i just wanted to bring it up
because johnny did you cool with uh announcing it
i'm sure yeah no yeah wait wait wait he sounds like in danger
but willing to no wait let's hear bro i'm trying to
hear about this what's going on well everybody clearly there's something
but uh metagit wants to no no no i'm gonna put words in his mouth
that's right i'm looking for words in his mouth i'm getting a bagel
and this is i don't know my air pods are not working right now so
is it sesame bagel with veggie cream cheese no it's everything bagel salt
pepper ketchup such as i could cheese oh that's what i was about to say bro
how'd you say backwards no i'm saying it backwards because
i'm i'm still i'm still waking up i'll be honest sounds like seals and
rave three are gonna be turning up in denver yeah we're
throwing it here first we're throwing a fucking banger
boom there it is hell yeah who's coming on from the stage
who's gonna be there oh yes
i'm gonna be there oh like coming coming i'm gonna be there i'm gonna be
coming hard yes like like coming to the party
zimmy not outside in the alley oh if i make a bitcoin tomorrow maybe
why not both ayo you can't have your cake and eat it too zimmy
so you can go for it there's an alley if that's what you want to give your
truth bro you know what dial is right actually
in that specific scenario you absolutely could have
the cake and eat it too yeah yeah you just gotta want to do that
you just gotta want to do that i haven't done it i don't need someone to
come off mute and say they have i don't
want to know nico but let's go to pray yeah i'm up here to say s
the first letter yeah don't worry about that for now we'll get to that okay
well in that case um zimmy in the last two weeks bro
the takes were absolutely trash i can delineate between you and nico so
congratulations oh shit can you give me an example
no i just fud you it's better that's what i thought i think the number
one thing in web three is like when someone has a take and you just
ask why or can you give me an example they never have one
a lot that's our i did it i just said no
no you that's why you just like stop asking me why
because i always have an answer why would i do that
i think it's because like there's some sort of like deep-seated
like need for attention but that's just me
that you need the attention no he's saying i do and he's right
my need for attention is not deep seated at all it's right on the surface
love me see me that's so real see
i mean you guys don't get enough creepy dms isn't that enough attention like how
much more do you need higher right here on stage higher so much
oh my god yeah all the attention you know
fidgetl is 100% going to incorporate creepy guy dm competitions
uh into his platform hey if you first look at attention
you just got some good fucking that was some good like market data right there
i think you know how many motherfucker i love i love it all right
and i love attention for being somebody with tons of social anxiety i'm like
look at me but don't make fucking eye contact or
talk to me ever again yes it's the dopamine rush
like i don't know i feel like you can't beat that
so they don't look at your eyes or what are they looking at your toes
yeah that's what usually people look at with me zimmy shut the fuck off
no she's for free oh did i fucking say it when i got on the
stage i'm not making this shit up fucking high horse
more attention please thank you and prey just made that up he said he's
not making this up like that's the person who makes it up
literally everything in this space is made up it's just on the fly making it
up at the time i was thinking about that
yesterday i was like damn everything here is just made up
yo how is group cruise dude insane like out of all the
festivals i've ever been to group cruise has was the craziest thing
i've been on ever like the fact that you're just on a
cruise ship and everyone's there for the week and
you're like running into people and you're just like
can eat go to your room when it's just it's all just like an all-inclusive
bender but you literally can't get away from it it was fucking crazy
fucking nuts there was at some points where i thought i was actually just
like hallucinating and i wasn't sure if what i was seeing
was real and while the first part could be true
i i just don't know i still wait are you telling me the twister in the
elevator might not be real oh that was real dude
it was a special game of twister just making sure bro i just wanted to make
sure i think that was real it was a special game of twister yo did
you go to the shuffle shuffle thing nah i should have
why didn't you what were you doing yeah
hey scotty what's up that was so devious how's it going zimmy i just heard you
talking about cruises i just wanted to drop some alpha for
people that are interested in in unhinged cruises
so it sounds like it sounds like another swinger story it's not a swinger
it's way worse it's so much worse so yes you basically you don't want to
travel on an american flat or let me rephrase
you don't want to travel on a vessel that's flagged
in any country where the u.s laws have jurisdiction
or any other developed country for that matter right so
and you also don't want to travel on a cruise line that has more than 50 percent
of its business done with american customers because of a 2007 law that
means any sexual harassment cases fall under
u.s jurisdiction now i'm not saying to go out there to be a sexual deviant
i'm just saying some weird shit happens 12 miles out
and you don't want to be bro what the fuck listen i'm not going on any cruise i
can't wear a captain's hat and honk titties
recklessly all right i don't want to go on any fucking cruise i'm bearish on
any place i can't wear a captain's hat and just honk around and find out what
you just said is how they greet people on this cruise so don't worry about it
so you want to look for ideally you're going to look for a cruise line that's
flagged in brazil and then operates out of brazil
so there i went on one just to see because i'd heard stories and
like i'll never be able to verbally explain what i saw on that ship
it's not possible but it is it was like roman tier orgies
for the entire time like it was the wildest thing i have ever seen
so what did i do like when you get off the ship do they just get a fucking like
shot of penicillin do you get a prescription for an antibiotic or
something or do they just kind of like penicillin has no power here it's it's
dip your balls in barberside like nothing on that ship
debauchery so when are you going back scoty i can't now i'm married
but you know young single me that was that was an eye-opening experience take
the life rekindle the romance i'm just picturing like a 40 to 50
person group orgy right now does your marriage license apply on and
like it actually does it's the crazy part like once you're in the
international waters this is another key thing
you fall under the laws of the ship where it's
flagged so once your international waters wherever that ship is so you
basically want to find a ship that's flagged in the most
degenerate country possible find a ship that's flagged in like
fucking i don't know this sounds some like republican naturalized
citizenship i don't think it's for man this is this
transnational political parties this is you want to go on a carnival cruise
ship right they have all these like baptist church conventions or whatever
and whatever and you want to go there and then you want to have an orgy
anyway no um dude there was swingers on group
for his dude there was like a whole swingers chat
like it was crazy like i feel we're in this chat
well my friend was um but i got the show and i know i promise someone who
isn't me was in it wait you're gonna tell me you were
at fucking swinging in utah he's not gonna incriminate himself on a
recorded face swing in utah bro you would get the noun from the
oh my god the mormon dude mormons mormons swing like crazy you're out of your
fucking mind do you think they don't have swing like that dude
i think they're keeping it within the camp that's what he's saying
yes dude i don't know i was on this thing and there was like
only fans models i guess like dude there was just like
i'm pretty sure like a woman was like dancing on a guy
like me and my friend are certain she had like an orgasm on the dance floor
like i'm not even fucking kidding dude like i thought i was watching like
soft porn like it was fucking crazy dude good for her yeah good for him good
for her i was like fuck i looked at my friend i was
i was like i looked at my friend i'm like are you a little bit hard
oh my god bro you're just fucking kidding but it's just so fun to say
that you're just a little bit hard like it's just funny to say
um so i said it i'm gonna go to someone who i know is fully hard
ip what's good young man how can they swing they wear fucking
porcelain underwear oh the garments yeah mormons wear a
garment to protect themselves from evil dude it's like they're wearing a
urinal so like hold on this is the first
time i'm hearing about this real quick dude yeah it's a religious garment
but you see he says it's made of porcelain i mean
that's not entirely true i think you took the urinal every saturday
there's this mormon young lady that comes with
like another like two young ladies and every saturday i say shabbat shalom
and they're like they see me like in my little
get up with my box like strapped to my arm
and they're like oh we just want to talk to you
about the benefits of uh they always give me these pamphlets man
it's just like the craziest shit it's like lady when are you gonna realize i'm
not wait you get a panther but i don't want
a pro they usually hold on you it's the title of this one
what is the kingdom of god i don't would you say it is something within
your heart a figure of speech a government
cave in heaven what the i didn't even get that far last time i just threw it in
the garbage i gotta put it back in the guard see
this is why they tell you not to dig through the garbage
that one's for you nb every single one i've dealt with
was usually married and hitting on me to go to the church
and i'm sitting here i'm like great yeah you definitely i definitely know
what's going on you know so like i don't know what to tell you i don't
know why they give you a pamphlet but that's usually what happens to me
that's what i was gonna say i'm bullshitting your light up in the basement
you like them black socks i'm legit gonna take a picture of this because i
know you guys think i'm lying but i don't think you're lying i'm but you
know what if they come they're coming to you in pairs
koro um yeah they're showing trying to show you some kind of kingdom of
of one but on that that orgy cruise the sluttiest girl there was a mormon
that's fucking dope what the fuck we love that
so she ran away she ran away from mormonism on that cruise
all the condoms went overboard
yeah you don't even need them oh we've always shown slutting out mormons now
is that when i was at the meta when i was in utah mormons
when i was in utah because everyone only has like sex
uh they they don't have sex until marriage
uh like probably most guys in web3 too not by choice
um they if you they play bingo there um because like they don't drink so
bingo is the next best thing and if you say bingo and you're wrong
they start chanting bingo herpes like it's like like they're like bingo herpes
do you know what i know what yeah i know what yeah i would elect to be the jumper for sure
oprah shows up everybody's getting late you're getting late you're getting late
you're getting late so i think there's um i don't remember if it's on 14th street
or 23rd street to me but you can go check it out it's either like on 7th or 8th avenue
the mormon trip like yeah that's the one that the last one yeah yeah it's uh you know what to do
for research for next sunday goal for the service it ends i guess it ends at 11 or 12 i don't know
and then host a space and let us know wait hold on i actually have a better idea you know what
i should research for the next space do you know what i i think you go die dude it's over
forget it it's fucking done dude it's 12 31 by the way i wasn't falling for it the word of the day
is orgy o-r-g-y at the top zimmy congrats to your dick apparently huh not taking an orgy
but i will tell you someone i know it truly wasn't me was it your friend the friend could have been
could have been dude like they met like i'm gonna end it here i have to tell this quick story
they met like these like poly ethical non-monogamy like couples and there was like a group sex and
then just like all of a sudden one of the girls pulled out a strap on and just started fucking
her friend with the strap on hey yo dude nuts oh sure oh sure i hate when that fucking happens
every listen if i had a nickel every time i went to the grocery store and someone was just getting
pegged in the frozen food section yeah i'd be rich too where was this um it was