Presently Present with Mama & Papa 🧸💜

Recorded: Aug. 22, 2025 Duration: 0:24:09
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Thank you. It's two trailer park girls go around the outside right now.
I'm literally moving everybody around.
Right, babe?
You and Joe Mama. It's like a do-si-do up in this bitch right now
will the uh will the real joe mama please stand up yeah will the real joe mama please stand up
yo it's like the only decent i only like Eminem's old shit dude
That guy's a little bitch
How do you really feel about that?
Well I just think he's a fucking
Makes me so mad
He was so talented and then he had to waste it
Have you ever heard of
Damon Darling
I've been watching his videos the last few days
he's hilarious
first of all he goes up to people in the grocery
store and be like you got a dollar
and they'll be like what
you got a dollar and then
they'll say yes or no
and then he'll give them money but it's funny
because he calls all the ladies meemaw if they're like older and then uh he tells him that he was
gonna ask them for you just have to look this guy up he's so damn funny so yeah i've been enjoying
watching uh damon darling yeah sometimes you gotta just lighten the mood a little you know
that is true sometimes you just have to smile and wave boys well i know everybody's super happy
right now who's into crypto everything's green everything's beautiful life is good life is great
we all bought and we're fucking awesome.
We're all going to be rich. That's the sentiment right now.
Lambo when.
Lambo when. Exactly.
Yeah. Give it a week.
That's funny though. I don't know.
It's, I don't know.
It's pretty cool. I forget who
it was who had made a post today saying that if ETH hit all-time highs today, they had to follow me.
Damn, I better go find that post.
Because it was a big account.
So there were like a shit ton of people who commented.
They better follow through because I'll call them out.
Right, babe?
Though that was really funny that one time with Moonpay. Oh, yeah. Though that was really funny, that one time with Moon Pay.
Oh, my God.
That was so intense.
Did you ever get paid?
That was big, man.
I should have given him that money, actually.
Yeah, that show was hella funny.
But, yeah, they did.
They followed through.
I like Moon Pay because it's purple.
You know I like purple, babe?
I thought they were blue, though.
They're not.
They're purple.
Do you think that Babs is blue?
She might be.
She's not.
Her face right now on her PFP has purple, babe.
I will trust you.
And she has tanzanite hair which is my favorite color
so are you gonna like are you gonna steal her identity
that would be jacked up
nice pfp got there right i just right clicked and saved it now Now what? Like that guy that came in, he's like, what's stopping me from doing that?
I'm like, oh, here we go.
All right, naughty Norman.
Not one of you again.
Did you want to take a dump in my mouth while you're at it?
That was a different guy, but okay.
Oh, was it?
It's just so memorable to me to remember that somebody tells me that he wants to dump in my mouth.
It wasn't even me. That that somebody tells me that he wants to dump in my mouth. Yeah.
It wasn't even me.
That's right.
So bizarre, dude.
People are so bizarre.
Joe Mama, how are you doing this day?
Doing great.
Stuffing my face with some ceviche.
Do you eat it raw?
Like, do you know what I mean?
Like, do you do the, do you allow the lemon and the lime to cook it?
Or do you put, like me, I put, like, the fake shit in there?
I'm pretty sure it's artificial.
So, yeah, there's no cooking needed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, that makes sense.
I do it like that. I do it with the imitation crab. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that makes sense. I do it like that. I do it with the imitation crab.
Yeah, yeah.
But what I tend to do is put ketchup and tapatio.
Tabaclamato.
I don't fuck with tomato that much.
Okay, okay.
Papa doesn't either.
Tomatoes and olives.
Papa does not like.
Yeah. Tomato for me, it's fucking disgusting.
That mush just turns me the fuck off.
It's a texture issue, I guess.
It's a texture issue.
Isn't it interesting that we all have different tastes and flavors?
Not get me wrong.
I'll eat it in a burger and shit, but it's not my cup of tea.
My nieces and them growing up, bro,
they would literally eat a fucking
Like an orange or an apple.
They would fucking sit there and just munch on that shit.
Like, fuck no, bro.
Get that shit out of here.
Yeah, I love tomatoes.
I have to admit, I would definitely
eat it like that, too. I am a
tomato lover, big time.
Especially this time of year, because they all seem to be real fat and red and juicy.
So, yeah, it's good stuff.
What's up, Scrappy?
How are you this day?
All is well.
All is well?
That's good.
Purple's my favorite color too, so, yeah.
You know purple means that you're passionate.
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Do you like light color purple or purple like dark or doesn't matter?
You just like purple?
Like the darker purple, kind of like in Babs profile.
Yeah, her profile's dope, for sure.
Papa thinks I'm going to steal it, but I would never do that.
That's rude.
I didn't want to change my heart, though.
Let's say hi to Babs.
Oh, sorry, Scrappy.
I do this every time.
I need to work on my paws.
So please continue, Scrappy.
So just a quick. So I'm trying something new that i uh well i've
done it before but i haven't done it for this duration of of time uh i'm doing a hundred a
hundred hour fast so i'm going a hundred hours without food, just coffee, water, and tea. Okay. So I'm 42 hours in right now.
I feel pretty good.
I mean, you know, I'm not hungry or anything like that.
I'm totally going to do a 201.
Don't do it.
Your mama's upping your ante, bro.
So do you do this?
Have you done fast before?
I've done 24 and I think 36 or 48. I can't remember, but I haven't done one this long
before. So it's, I mean, it's, it's good from time to time to do it. You know, I have heard that
just make sure you stay hydrated, I guess. And I, and I've heard that salt. I don't understand
the salt thing though. you guys, honestly.
I grew up with just like the Morton salt.
Then I was told that was bad salt.
And then I got into Himalayan salt.
And now people tell me there's chemicals in Himalayan salt and I need to go to Celtic salt.
I'm like, geez, can't somebody just figure out what the fuck is right, what's actually good?
Well, they say there's microplastics and sea salt from from of course the
ocean so you'd want to get it from like a uh a salt farm that that's you know but don't you have
to have the water come in anyway to help that formation or i don't know dude i feel like i
need to just go to a cave and go see if something's never, I just feel like you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
Pretty much.
I try not to think about it too much because of how important eating is, you know?
But yeah, that's awesome that you're doing that.
Just make sure you take care of yourself, listen to your body.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I went on a couple of walks today.
I drink at least a
gallon of water anyway uh uh on on even even just on a normal day i'll i'll drink a gallon to
gallon and a half a day of water so yeah nice okay yep all good if I start feeling like I'm going to pass out or something, I'll eat something.
But yeah. And good till like Monday. Well, I don't know.
I look forward to seeing how you feel and how your journey goes with that.
So, that's awesome.
Yeah, because at certain stages in that 100 hours, like, you know, your ketones kick in and then your immune system resets and then your digestive system resets and just, you know, throughout
the course, you know. Right, right. Interesting. Yeah, I do hear a lot of people on X specifically
that are really into fasting. So, yeah. Well, what's up, Tricky Buddha? How's it going?
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Sometimes we gotta just count our blessings, right?
Seeing crypto pump right now is cool.
I'm expecting there to be new interest rates will come out.
People will be like, what do you do?
It'll kind of pull back a little bit.
I want to put some more money into some crypto.
But, man, I'm bullish.
It's cool to see a lot of things you
hitting their all-time highs yeah for sure i know i'm excited for alt season i think um but then
again i gotta know what the hell to go by so i don't know um what do i need to have if you go
to the subsection on me on my profile you'll see i i did like a little breakdown of distance from all time highs and most probable to reach. And so there's like a bunch of good answers there.
Oh, okay. Thanks for telling me that.
But it's also like if you want like to actually like sit down and talk about it,
then I can kind of help you a little bit more in detail based on your risk tolerance and
timeline to retirement and whatnot
and what you you know goals are i'm so special you guys thanks i didn't get i didn't get the
certification to be a certified financial analyst because you had to pay you had to work for one of
them for two years and the only job available was in a tampa and i'm in orlando so i would have to
drive to tampa and back every single day and work for free
for two years.
I was like,
I'll tell you what to do with that job.
I did hear you today though,
talking about how you can't even get a job like that nowadays,
unless you know crypto.
And I totally agree with you.
I think it's so important.
that's where,
I was just made it an asset
class it was that was just it was locked in i was like that's it that's massive option that in three
to five years everyone changes jobs and they get a new 401k and when they get that new balanced 401k
it's going to have at least a little tiny bit of crypto like that's that is like this is happening
right it's really it's really cool to see it.
I'm excited to see it at this stage because, again, this is, I have not been around.
So it's really cool just to kind of watch from the sidelines.
I know Papa has some stuff, but, you know, you never feel like you have enough stuff.
But then it's like, why be shitty about that?
There's lots of people who have nothing.
So, you know, just be kind of happy with what you have. And if it goes great, and it, you know, gets you to where you want to be great.
There's always another place to go to. So and it really just has to last you for now and today. I mean, like, you don't know, tomorrow's not guaranteed, like, you plan for the best, but
you can't. Yeah, absolutely. More today. that's for sure. I totally agree with you.
Retweet the room.
I sent it out to a couple DM groups and different communities.
Hopefully you get some more people in here.
Heck yeah, Tricky.
I appreciate you.
Happy Friday.
Happy Friday.
It's a good day to have a good day.
That's for damn sure.
Babs, the queen, how are you today, my love?
Uh-oh, sorry.
Of course, I was just going to retweet the space when he said that.
It's the only time I call on people. It's the only, I'm like notorious for it, Babs.
If you're making a post, if you're creating a thread, anything, I only call on you when you're
busy. It's perfect. Yes. It's perfect. It's perfect. It's all good.
It's hotter than heck where I am. Sorry for the noise outside. I'm heading out to the shed. My daughter's got a boyfriend's birthday today, so we're trying to do something. Oh, nice. Do you
guys do something for him, like at the house, or how does that work? Yeah, so he'll come over,
and then, but we're going gonna go out because he wanted to have
burritos so we're gonna go get um i don't know if you know a place called those coyotes it's yummy
and so he wanted burritos so i'm like okay i know a place yes and i got it's got the best
mahi mahi burrito bowl you could want so i'm'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm here and love them.
Is that, and that's a, what is that?
I've heard that before.
Is that, it's a fish.
It's a fish.
And right now I bought him, you know, so like he, I don't have, I haven't had boys and I,
you know, I, so I haven't had like, so it's been fun.
Cause I love tools.
And he loves tools.
And so I got him a DeWalt like tool case thing, one of those rolling ones because he's got
all his car tools and all of that.
And so, so I like to buy him all the DeWalt, little fun DeWalt stuff because it's like
the best stuff.
And I would love to have gotten that when I was a you know to get something good you know
tool that's gonna last you forever yeah so yeah that's that's awesome Bob so you know I totally
agree with you I think as we get older too we appreciate those things you know those little
things um that's when you know you're a real adult if you get excited about like something new for the laundry room or some new tool in the
house to make life easier so yeah that's awesome yeah I love tools though I've always I love tools
and gadgets and all that kind of fun stuff yeah I like that yeah somebody wants my husband once
only once in our marriage bought me me a gift certificate to massage.
And I'm like, can we go to Home Depot instead?
That's awesome.
That's awesome.
I like air tools.
I love the sound that it makes.
Just because I think I was around that so much.
But yeah, that's awesome.
I know they even make pink tool sets.
I'm like, come on.
I mean, and they charge you more for them.
Silly, silly.
Give me a good DeWalt.
I'm happy.
Right, right.
Makita would be good too.
That's awesome, Bubz.
Well, it's good to see you.
I did message you back.
I know we've been back and forth. I was just trying to understand. It's been one of those days so far, but that's okay. Well, it's good to see you. I did message you back. I know we've been back and forth.
I was just trying to understand.
It's been one of those days so far, but that's okay.
Yeah, it's all good.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't see it.
No, you're good.
I know we've all been super busy.
We've got my son leaves on Sunday, so we are having family come over tonight.
And, yeah, and then I think Saturday they're just going to chill and get laundry done and packed up.
And then they head out on Sunday.
So they'll be off to Denmark for three months.
So yeah, just kind of been trying to hang out and tap in a little bit.
So yeah, good stuff.
You're going to be just fine, Mama Bear.
You're going to be just fine and they're going to be great.
Yes, that's all I care about.
Yes, I just want them to be great.
Yeah, life's interesting right now, but it's okay.
I'm just trying to go with the flow.
Moonbeam, I see you.
Go with the flow.
I know when my daughter was on her first trip on a train ride all the way to Washington,
it really scared me.
And I was like, don't talk to strangers.
Call me every minute.
Stay on the phone.
There's a policeman there.
Find out where the, you know, the train guy is.
The security train guy.
I was stressed out.
And she's 25.
I usually just watch his plane because Papa showed me like this app and I can literally watch him travel. I always get
sad when he's flying away. But so it actually helped me a lot when Papa showed me that because
I was able to zoom in and I had no idea. I thought that they were literally only over the ocean
for like eight hours. And I am geographically like inept. Like that is not my forte. And so
I always thought, oh my God, it's so horrible because there's nowhere for them
to land in case there's an emergency.
And he's like, oh no.
And so he showed me and there's so much land on the way.
So I was like, okay, that makes me feel so much better.
So it is a long flight though.
So their first flight is damn near 10 hours or might be like 10 four or something.
It's a lot.
It's a long time to sit. That's for damn sure.
They better feed him really good. I think this might be his fourth or fifth time on his way back. So, you know,
we're getting into the flow of things.
You got this. Yeah, it's good.
But tonight we are doing a barbecue. So that'll be fun.
Everybody's excited about that.
Ooh, what are you barbecuing?
Are you going to grill like corn?
I don't know.
Ooh, that sounds good.
I didn't even think about corn.
You know, everybody asks me, should I bring anything?
I'm like, I have no idea, dude.
But I know we're doing definitely like burgers and hot dogs kind of thing.
Just something simple. Because I think we're're gonna have quite a few people over um so and the most
important thing was we got some paper plates from costco today so um the dishes have been just out
of control with as many people as we have here right now so i think yeah you had to like tell
somebody they have the dishwashing that day. That's funny.
Where'd you go?
I can't hear you.
I only heard you in the other rooms.
I don't know if you're trying to read.
I don't hear. I're trying to read. I don't hear.
I'm taking a lap. Joe, mama, you got anything?
You hear anybody?
We got nothing.
We got nothing.
Let's do something fun in this space.
What can we do while the cat's away?
How can the mice fly?
It's all good.
They'll be joining us shortly or the space will rug.
One of the two.
Papa Bear. I see Papa Bear.
I see Papa Bear unmuted.
We'll see.
Maybe it's us three because I see that she's talking.
Can you hear me?
Over and out.
I can hear Joe Mama.
Tango Whiskey.
Tango Charlie.
I hear Joe Mama.
So Mama Bear says lost the space.
He just texted me and said lost the space.
So I'm guessing it's going to I'm guessing it's going to run shortly.
So if they lost the space.
won't since Papa Bear's
still there. Okay, let's see.
Let's see. I'll tell her
it's, we're still talking.
It's all good it's all good your mama what you're going to be doing this weekend just a little more organizing i'm pretty much done doing what i've been doing for this last week
nice nice nice well scrappy i was going to ask you like uh why are we doing the past i know you
just mentioned a couple of those physical things is it more a physical thing that you're just kind
of getting a physical reset before you take off or what's the deal it's kind of a a little bit of
everything uh kind of it's kind of an experiment but it's also kind of you know to reset and maybe even you know
because i'll be traveling and i don't want to buy a whole bunch of junk food and stuff like that so
that might help me along along my way you know what i'm saying which i don't eat hardly any
junk food anyway uh Very little fried stuff.
I couldn't tell you when the last time I've been to a fast food restaurant.
I have no idea.
So just a little bit of everything.
Okay, I like that.
Mama Bear, are you back?
I see you're unmuted, Mama Bear.
We're just having this whole space
and none of them are there.
Let's see.
It's so funny.
Put my hand.
up. I'll see what she's saying.
Whoa, okay, still talking.
Let's see, you still can't get back?
Yeah. I enjoyed the book club yesterday.
Oh, good. I'm glad.
I'm glad that you were there.
It was very nice to have. I always love having it
when people are talking.
Oh, Mama Bear is back.
Yeah, I love that when people are...
Okay, let's see.