Thank you. How come I can't send Solana Deads a private emoji?
Uh, because I don't think Solbunna Deads is following you
I didn't know that's the only way you can send people
You're not following the Deads
No, is that true? You have to be following each other
It's okay they're following me in spirit
They love the shit out of me
It's not personal don't worry
I'm gonna wait and find somebody in here who's not
And see if that's the truth
Cause I don't know what the rules are.
What are you doing, babe?
Well, well, I'm, I'm, I'm feeling okay now that I found my earbuds.
Papa was like groping the fucking couch a minute ago.
I mean, I was, I was, what was that?
The hooch taught you the word?
Yes, he was busting it open.
Yeah, I was busting that couch open.
I go, I said, wow, you look like my gynecologist.
But he didn't laugh I was focused
Well that was fucking funny dude
That was funnier than your puns
That shit was hilarious that I said
I have to give myself credit for that one.
Even Joe Mama thinks it's funny.
Did I miss it while I was coming up?
Papa was searching through the couch.
And between the two cushions, he literally pulled it from side to side.
And he was looking at it.
And I said, oh, my God, you look like my gynecologist and papa didn't think it was funny I did I thought I was I would have laughed
the reason I came up on stage is because you said papa bear was groping on the couch and I was going
to say yeah but was he also looking for his anyway you know it's funny i shouldn't say that um yes when me and my sister were little we used
to think we were gonna have couch babies um just if that you have imagination um you know little
girls do things but that was one of our things they do little girls are cool yeah little girls
are awesome my sister's quite a bit younger than me, so she was kind of like my baby.
And I used to dress her up and do her hair.
And, gosh, she was like my first child.
And I didn't want any children after that.
Different plans in the works.
What are you doing, babe?
I am being presently present.
I'm hopped up on major Excedrin.
Your hands are screaming.
If you clap your hands, your hands are actually screaming. And that's a form of energy that people don't think about.
But I think collectively when people are clapping for somebody,
everybody feels it in the room and the person feels that energy
and people don't even realize that's what they're doing.
Their hands are screaming.
I love the concept of energy and the concept of the preservation of energy. I used to
love physics when I was at high school and the idea that a car had gas in it and that gas could
be burned and turn into heat and that heat could be turned into motion and that motion could be
turned into sound or light. It's such a cool concept. I know it's like geeky, but... was so it's such a cool concept it is i know it's like geeky but no it's awesome
yeah i wish i would have known so i probably would have been more into physics um i was just
too busy trying to stay alive but holy crap that's really cool yeah i like i like energy too
you just gave me some good inspiration you're not lazy you're just preserving your your uh your potential energy
there you go yeah is papa implying that i'm lazy man no no he's saying he's getting you
a t-shirt for christmas that says i'm preserving my potential energy that's right yeah just like
i've told my doctor i I'm actually height challenged.
That's why, that's why I look the way I do.
I'm just height challenged.
I'm just height challenged.
It's all about wording, right?
So Papa, you're presently present.
Was your day good at work?
There were definitely worse days.
But, you know, it's kind of hard to have a bad day when you choose to have good ones.
Thanks, pup, for that statement.
You taught papa that for sure.
How's it going, Joe Mama?
That's really good. I'm glad to hear that.
You know he's making a post right now, Mama.
It's the only time I call on him.
You always think you're safe, right, Joe Mama?
And it just doesn't happen.
I saw him unmute for a second.
Fucking damn settings were out.
And yes, I was making a post, but it's all good.
I'm going to really, really try hard not to call on you when I feel like I need to.
But it's good to see you. I'm glad you're, really try hard not to call on you when I feel like I need to. It's good to see you.
I'm glad you're having a good day.
I see Tricky Buddha up here.
It's Tricky Buddha from DeFi Space Donkeys.
Powered by weed on Solana.
Get yourself a bag of weed.
And retweet the room, you D-gens.
I like that you put that in there now.
Retweet the room and make a comment.
You know, on Sunday, Papa talks like we're in a wrestling match.
This is what he does all day Sunday.
He has to, like, speak in this voice.
Am I married to Hulk Hogan?
And then his new thing is the presently present song.
He likes to yell presently present.
When I'm not presently present
I'll sell you the whole seat
But you only need the edge
Why are you so good at this
He really enjoys his time
Just like whenever he tells us it's dinner time, he sings it.
Papa's really good at it.
Oh, he loves to sing that.
Yeah, he likes it. that song something living easy oh he loves to sing that like a papa bird yeah he'd like exactly if you know if my my day job ever uh goes south i know i can become a wrestling announcer. How's that?
Have you ever been to it?
Like, I don't know what the fuck it's called.
but I know the Brooklyn Brawler fairly well.
I grew up around it, but I've never been.
I've never been to that or a monster truck early i've been up oh pads you're cutting in and out we get a little bit and then you go away
and then you get a little bit yeah upgrade to styling bro
pads had to create his own fiber optics where he lives, he told me.
Like, he literally, like, contraps things to be able to talk to us.
So maybe take a lap and come back, Pads.
We'd love to hear from you.
But, yeah, I've never been.
So you've never been to a monster truck.
I don't think you would like the monster trucks because you don't like the noise.
And even more so, you don't like the smell.
Yeah, the smell of diesel and tires.
Oh, babe, that's like the sexiest thing ever.
Well, if I ever know what kind of cologne I should get, you know.
Diesel by Ford. You got to get some really good earplugs and then go to the strip when they do those 16,000 like CC engine drag.
They look like they got these big ass back wheels, little tiny front wheels.
And if you're standing on the side of the road, when they go past you, it shakes your whole goddamn body.
Like, that stuff could cause a seizure, bro.
And it's way too loud for, like, in person.
My father was a NASCAR driver.
And he used to race funny cars too. And my mom told me this one time when he took off the, you know,
he took it off to head out and it just flipped backwards and just rolled.
I think he broke like an arm and a leg that day.
So I grew up around a lot of loud, fast.
Scrappy, you had your hand up.
Sorry, Tricky. What's happening? been around at all so yeah for sure scrappy you had your hand up sorry tricky
what's happening so yeah that's that's called a blow over when it when it goes um straight over
uh from from the wind getting up under the the race car okay it happens often with the funny
cars right because they they're kind of off balance, I feel like.
And they just get so much torque on that front end.
We have those here for Seafair.
What are those fucking things called?
I can't think of the name of it.
Yeah, it's the Hydro Races.
I mean, it's not a hydrofoil.
It's like a little metal foil that goes under your boat to, to like push you above the waves, which is really freaking cool.
But what are those called?
But yeah, we have those here in Washington too.
Then they started charging so much money just to walk in and go stand in lines and see if you can see the water.
Funny cars and top fuels as well.
The real long ones are like 115-inch wheelbases, you know.
They'll blow over sometimes, too.
So one of my favorite things to do is when we go out to the beach,
we used to go to car shows when my boys were young,
and just to sit there and listen to the engines lope.
If you guys don't know what a lope is, the sound of a car loping, oh my God. You'd want to talk
about women getting their tequila, making their panties come off. Dude, that's the fucking shit
right there. You just make that bitch lope for me. Papa actually, it's funny. Sometimes we'll be
driving somewhere and I'm like, God and he's like what i'm like
do you see that sexy ass fucking car oh my god you see that chevy step side over there um that
is something that excites me it's definitely cars right babe pop is like you made the blue one yeah
my dad used to have a 1924 buick and our our neighbor across one street over had a 23 Ford.
They did car shows together.
And he also had a 76 Ford F-150 or whatever it was way back when that I did car shows with as well.
So, yeah. Oh, I love cars. when that I did car shows with as well. So, yeah, kind of.
I went to prom and I didn't appreciate it back then, but I do now.
I went to prom with a senior.
That is fucked, by the way, that they let freshmen go with seniors.
But anyways, I went with him and he had a 67 um, a 67 Ford Fairlane and that bitch was just
charried out. It was so nice. I loved it. So, um, yeah, that was probably the best part about
that prom, but yeah, I love, I love cars. You guys, cars are my get down for sure.
Oh, the hearth one. Did you, um, My son's girlfriend wants to buy a hearse.
I think they're just bizarre.
I feel like they'd be very boat-like in driving.
It'd be like driving a Cutlass Supreme or something.
They're so much more heavier because of all the metal it takes to extend them and put the back.
And then you've got all the rollers and all that stuff,
the plywood back on it and all that stuff. Yeah, it's like driving a big old boat, but
the issue with them is because they're so heavy that their engine and transmission and stuff,
that's why you see a lot of them for sale because they've worn
out and they're only got 70 000 miles on them or 50 000 miles on them but uh because they're so
heavy they're they're like you add like an extra ton on them for for all the stuff that it takes to
to build the back end oh that's a trip yeah i. Papa, I'm sad to announce,
Papa did not get me my Cybertruck.
He decided it was too ugly
and he was not going to pay that payment.
Cut off what's yesterday.
And plus the fact that it wouldn't
It doesn't even have a fifth wheel yet.
Well, then you're going to have to get me a big truck, though, still.
I've always wanted a big truck.
But Papa did send me an article about a Teslati or something what the fuck was that about
oh the cyber suv that they're they're hinting at making right you know what's funny i read in that
article and i i zoomed in and i actually already follow that tesla dude so um i turned on my
notice for him i was like maybe he's gonna tell me to tell me something. Oh, big man's here. Shiller Sam's here.
The tech's here. All my people are here. What if? What shit? Okay, I'll stop. I'm sending private
emojis. But yeah, I've always liked cars. I think that was the thing that I could
bond with my boys over. And it's hilarious because until recently, we talked about this when my
boys were little. I feel like I have a lot of masculine parts to me for sure. And I've had to
be in that energy for so long, I think. And having the boys, I wanted them to, you know, kind of be
a little bit rougher. I don't know how to explain it. But I was definitely not a, you know, sit down and cry about it kind of mom. I was just like,
all right, let's fucking bounce. You know what I mean? Just a little bit, I don't know, rougher.
I was definitely born to be a boy mom. But when we would drive down the road, they would ask me,
what's that car, mom? What's that car? And I always knew what kind of car it was. And then as they got
older, they realized that I just knew every single
emblem. So it was really funny because it's funny to me that in their eyes, I was like this magician
who knew every single car. And they would literally brag to their friends. They'd be like, dude, any
car, you can point to my mom and she'll know exactly what it is. So that was always something
I prided myself on. And then we were talking about one day, they were like, you just knew every emblem.
And we thought you were so cool.
And now my grandson is super into cars.
And he calls a BMW a BN, you know, as in like night W.
So he's always like, I need a BNW.
As a matter of fact, for his school, when he got a new backpack last year, he wanted a BMW backpack.
And that was hard to find.
So we had to just find the colors.
And then I went online and bought him a little keychain to have it hang from it.
So I think cars are definitely in our blood.
I've been around a lot of car wrapping, car painting,
definitely, you know, all the ones on switches and bags. And my middle son got into right-hand
drive cars. So that was really interesting. I didn't know that side of things. He actually
had to have it imported, which was dope. But yeah, I've always liked cars. I think if I, I don't know that I told Papa I'd
like one for every day of the week, you know, just like a different car to ride around in.
So I don't know that I have a favorite anymore. I think it kind of ruined it too when the boys
were working at their shop and I would see them disassembled. I'm like, oh my God, that car is
just put together like a piece of shit.
And I think that that's what I really appreciate now.
It from the cars back in the day that they were like true fucking metal.
And the stuff now is just like fiberglass that just crunches in little pieces.
So it's wild to see the difference.
God, we had a lot of people show up here today and I have no idea what the hell we're talking about what's up crypto stoner we're talking about cars and i am all in for it
well we sold all my cars you guys know that i sold all my toys throughout the last nine months so
we have no vehicle toys but it's because we're about to have bigger better vehicle toys so
that's true what's your bigger better like what better vehicle toys. So that's true. What's your bigger, better?
Like, what do you what are you striving for right now?
What's your what's your ride?
What do you guys wait to hear?
So, you know, I think she would go with a sprinter van or a bus.
Oh, like a Vw bus type of thing no like no like an actual school bus to like
build out for us to like stay in oh dude i've seen that okay wants to do something like that but
wifey's like we hit it big on this run car uh she'll be getting an audi um she wants the r8
it's pretty only thing she's going to settle for.
They're beautiful cars, though.
Okay, the other thing is she wants a Subi.
So she's been telling me all year she wants a Subi.
So we'll probably, realistically, she'll probably end up with a Subi.
She wants, like, one of the off-road, you know, all-wheel drive ones,
which we want to do a lot more, you know, mountain stuff.
And then mine, some of you guys are going to laugh,
but we were talking about those longer cars and that they're paying.
I want an RS6 Avant, which is the station wagon from Audi.
They don't even make that, or I think that they came over now,
but they weren't in the US at
first. So I want the RS6 Avant because that thing's got a supercharger. It's got 550 horsepower
off the floor. It's a beast to go up the mountains and you know what? How cool would it be to have a
station wagon that's just hauling ass up the mountain with my snowboard gear in it and then
on top of that since it's a wagon you have to put your snowboard wrap i was
just gonna say that would look so sexy and put like a a box up there um like a skybox oh my god
i just looked at it that thing is so dope um it actually looks um a little bit like the panamera
is that how you call it panam oh my god that's fucking it starts at 127 we god damn that's a nice car babe
it's beautiful i love it that's a beautiful car um as as far as subaru goes i am a huge
fan of subaru um i had never messed with it before it was always oh please don't take offense
to this you guys the lesbian car? Like if you drove a Subaru.
Papa got me a Subaru and I love it.
T-Wap used to have a WRX.
I'm not a fan of the BRZs.
They're too death trap-y.
I also am not a huge fan of just the two door.
Just for my own personal preference. But WRX, oh my God.
They corner so well. They don't hydroplane for shit they're literally like tanks so i actually have an outback and i would not
trade that car like oh my god i love it so much that is my baby um and i mean i can i my suspension
on my outback is better than papa's on his Tesla, hands down.
Yeah, it's funny because I even tried to go, well, what if I traded in the Outback and the Model Y for the Cybertruck?
And she's like, but, but, but, and I'm like, okay.
Actually, I got the, the well if you want to
well yeah because it's your car bro yeah it's not my choice but um usually i wouldn't do that yeah
yeah and it's funny because i used to not like the wagon look oh my kids got me into the
wagons wagons are so sexy. They are so fucking sexy.
And the Audis, they're so nice.
But I had not seen that one.
I'm going to have to talk to T-Wop about that Audi RS6.
I wonder if he's wrapped one before.
That kid has driven every single car I've ever brought up.
I'm going to have him do a Solana deads rap on the,
Drifting through the mountain,
hitting the corner on the snow as I come into the,
to the peak of the mountain.
he does amazing reps and I believe me,
that corner looks like shit. You need to redo that. That's the kind of parenting that i do um but they appreciate it
because you know i just tell them exactly what you know that needs to be post heated again um i was
gonna actually ask you kind of off subject i saw that somebody had a solana deads um case for their phone. And do you guys have one in purple? And where am I finding these?
So if you go to solanadeads.com,
And we'll take you essentially to our Shopify.
But I don't know if we have other color cases.
I will check while we're chatting on the stage
and update you so you don't have to search around for it.
And if I find it, I will send on the stage and update you. So you don't have to search around for it. And if I find it,
I will send you the link to that one.
I will see about possibly getting a purple.
It's going to be amazing.
Everybody thinks I'm a pink freak.
but I appreciate everybody who gives me pink.
It's just not my get down.
you know, just to, just to be forewarned, if you do look there, there are cozy woman pajamas, pants by Solana Deads.
So I'm going to Solana Deads.com.
Um, I swear somebody has their hand up.
I was just going to chime in with,
if you want a really fucking bad man,
like a state wagon, kind of,
have a look at the Volvo B70,
the early 1990s one, so the marked one.
Secrito Stoner as well, if you want something
that's going to be like a bit of a wagon
that can go off-road, like this thing.
It has a Volvo, is it a V90?
Oh, a V70 okay you know probably come up with a go ahead
honestly it's one of the finest automobiles that i've ever seen in my life
you know i'm actually really impressed with volvo and i'm surprised that we don't have
do we even have volvos here anymore i haven't seen any new ones um but i was always super
impressed with um volvos in general my mom had one the newer ones started getting some
electrical problems because i think they start short cutting on shit uh But in general I think that they're nice rigs
They um This is a weird statistic for you
But like they invented the seatbelt
So they were the first car with the seatbelt
From when I was younger it was such a trip
Because I remember being just
The fact that we had Mercedes everything because Mercedes is like their Ford over in Germany.
And so I used to ride this double-decker Mercedes bus to and from school.
Like if you were to say that to an American, they'd be like, what the fuck?
But that was their, you know what I mean?
Like that's their regular cars
um so i feel like there's a lot of really amazing cars overseas and how did we lose big man i swear
i saw him come up here darn it um have you seen i don't know if you follow like formula one or if
anyone here follows like f1 i do for sure cadillac are coming into it formula
one is actually a great place to get impressions to you guys um if anybody's impression farming
formula one is definitely the place to get it yeah because for some reason there's a lot of
like maniacs that come into it i've started like following this but No, Cadillac are coming into it next year,
and I think that's going to be really cool to watch.
Like, if anyone wants to get into the sport or anything,
the rules are changing, the regulations are changing next year.
I know Ferrari, who does Max drive for?
But he fucked up yesterday didn't he?
I don't know I was watching that yesterday
You're talking about my boy now
Yeah you're talking about Oscar Piastri
Nah he's fine he's still going to win the championship
I like him too Pads it's funny
Yeah I really like him I don't know much about him but to win the championship I like him too, Pads, it's funny Yeah, I really like him
I don't know much about him, but I like his vibe
I also think it's really cool that we actually
Are able to see it from their view now
I'm just so impressed with how
And I was watching them do a tire
Change out the other day and they actually
had to blur it because they're not trying to show people their setup so i'm like damn they're straight
gatekeeping on that shit but it matters right every little torque every little every little
part matters so much and it can just destroy somebody's game so i get it yeah exactly um
they did um mclaren the other day did well they tried to do an undercut
and then they had to kind of correct it um because it was like two seconds over in the pit stop so
they pitted lando norris sent him out because it was a bit of a slow pit stop like piastri had gone
past him then he had to swap places back again so it's there's all these other things going on um
I just swap places back again.
So there's all these other things going on.
And I really like, actually, like, if you...
Isaac Hadja is one of my new...
How do you spell his last name?
Yeah, he's a really good driver um but yeah like i think if you're gonna get into
the sport like that's a really good thing to watch coming up to this because it's i think
there's about nine races left in the championship um so it's gonna heat up soon it is I'm not shilling
F1 is not paying me for this
one day they will damn it
speaking of though did you see
Pudgy Penguins has a car wrapped
that's been racing I don't know if you guys saw
that shit but I did I sure
still they're out there bro that's shit that's the
ultimate uh advertisement right there
do you remember a couple of years ago when they had the um
that uh hatsune miku like the kind of anime girl cast? I don't.
That was a, that was a free rap.
I bet it would have been.
T-Wop has done some crazy anime raps.
I, I'm telling you, I can brag on that kid because I'm, I'm hard on them about how their shit looks.
They don't use any of that other, know those chemicals that people use you know to
like paste it down no no fuck that do it the right way what's up shiller sam
what's going on g-a-g-n-g-m depending on where you are um you know me i just have to come in
and do my little bit of australian shill about uh sports cars and wagons oh yes please tell me
so over here we have the holden holden commodore which the factory shut down now they don't make Australian chill about sports cars and wagons? Oh, yes. Please tell me.
So over here we have the Holden Commodore,
which they're factory shut down now.
They don't make them anymore.
But we have an LSA wagon, which is a V8 supercharged LS3, I believe, stick shift.
So if you want power and you want performance,
get to the, I see no credit stuff.
He's probably going to say something about that.
But, yeah, the LSA wagon is one of Australia's peak sports cars,
Just because you're Australian doesn't mean I have to always disagree
Holdings are so much better than Ford.
Well, at least we can agree on that much, which is fantastic.
I was hoping you didn't come up here and start shielding the Fordd but yeah i'm definitely older man that's for sure the commodore
peak performance yeah it's their day when the commodore was shut down bro why was it okay so
i looked this up it's a holden right it's a special vehicles and it's a um a tour t-o-u-r-e-r-l-s-a that's what i'm finding
that seems like the one yeah sorry it doesn't have an lsa is a certain engine itself so yeah
it's a supercharged naturally factory yeah but the supercharger on top factory okay so it's got
the push start uh so is it an actual manual or is it that stupid stick shift bullshit?
I hate that so much, you guys.
So what do you mean by, are you talking column shift?
You don't like the paddles?
I mean, I'd rather have the original manual, but I won't lie.
If you know how to use those paddles, you can make some fun shit with it.
You can't have a little fun.
You can't turn the torque up and skit.
Yeah, you can do some fun stuff.
I just see a man bun and a big, huge vape and, I don't know,
maybe jeans that have sparkles on them or something with the paddle shifters.
I know. That's rude of me.
Especially when you know how the
current transmissions work,
paddle shifting to a gear
just doesn't make any fucking sense.
Like, it's literally just extra wear and tear
on this fucking spindle for no reason.
Because it's basically, you have a cone, and the gear
aligns along the cone in order to change
the gear ratio, instead of having
actually switch gears manually into another transmiss order to change the gear ratio instead of having like actually switch gears
manually into another transmissional like another gear ratio but um yeah i mean the only good thing
i can think of for paddle shifters is maybe they're ready for trading uh they're able to
push a lot of buttons really fast so well so it saves your brakes when you're going around crazy
turns or downhill or certain things.
Like you can β you'll throw β you can use your β and then it makes the cars down cool too.
But yeah, you can save your brakes a little bit in order β if you want to use the paddles properly or go downhill.
Yeah, but you can do that with a stick as well, bro.
I went to the nice racing in Ferrari Group, and they gave me a $2,500 ticket to like play with some cars.
I got to go like β I think think i went like 152 around that track
um that looks so fun oh so did you do this like for a birthday no no i uh be nice racing um it
was a web3 event that was in daytona basically and they they invited me out and i was like sure
and i get to the gate and they're like okay you're here's a ticket from like ferrari group and be
nice racing sign this waiver in case you die.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm like, ooh, this is going to be fun.
Yeah, someone totaled that NSX.
The back tires can't take the heat and pressure around some of
those turns that's why you gotta you gotta brake properly and if you don't maintain really really
good tires uh even if you do you know it'll spin out and that's all it takes is spin out you smash
into the wall and that's it that guy didn't go to the hospital at least the other guy got wheeled
away and uh stretchered well he signed that waiver uh you know that's the mercedes too um my aunt
had a mercedes and um i mean it was it looked so pretty but that thing damn near drives for her
um she's like a major alcoholic and the amount of times it has stopped her from running into the
house the car literally just stops itself so any of you drunks out there, I'm supporting the Mercedes drive.
Get a Tesla and stay in a mapped area.
Though Papa had it on FSD the other day,
and every single time he hates this part of the freeway.
And I guess it gets too far in.
Because, you know, everybody's a certain kind of driver.
There's nobody who rides right in the middle.
You're either like an insider or an outside driver.
You know, you ride the line.
And he does not like how far it goes in.
Because I think he's more of an outside driver.
I go right in the middle and move my car within like a quarter inch.
Like, even when I had a truck, I would do the same thing.
Like I would scare the crap out of people though.
Like bust into a parallel parking spot with like an extended bed pickup, you know, like
there's your gas tank and everything.
And like literally there's no, we didn't have any freaking cameras.
It's like a 90, like a 94 Ford.
And I moved that thing within an inch of the front and the back somehow.
Like I just got to that point.
I got to say, females, we are just definitely not as good of drivers.
And I can say that I can outdrive most men that I know.
But parallel parking, I'm not really going to.
But yeah, definitely the part that I failed on my exam.
I had an 89 Mustang, not a 4.0, a four-cylinder.
Not a 5.0, a four-cylinder.
But it looked like a 5.0.
So people would always want to race me.
But it was a manual transmission, and the gear ratio actually kicked ass.
I actually smoked people like with that
fucking four-cylinder mustang that was manual transmission all basic stuff like back in the day
i bought that car for like two and a half ounces wow dude that's crazy i thought you were gonna
say two and a half pounds two and a half ounces ain't bad. I grew really good shit. It was the premium stuff.
You know what I've been having a hard time with?
That one thing that I do have to say that I don't like is with my, so I have the push start fancy ass shit, bro.
I'd never seen anything like that.
And then the fact that it has like like that automatic what is that fucking thing called
papa where it stops automatically to save gas the auto shut off oh my god and that shit has
it is destroying our battery um and and i guess it goes through starters faster too so i don't know
what and it's stupid because i have to remember to turn it off every time i get in the fucking car um because it doesn't if anybody knows a way for me to get around that
because i'd like to turn it off permanently yeah the best way to do that is to buy a cyber truck
see i knew it no credits fuck you know i used to have um subarus as, Mama Bear. I didn't have the Outback.
My one was called a Legacy.
Ironically, they don't make it anymore, so it is now a Legacy.
But the Legacy wagon, I posted it in the comments.
It's like the Outback, but it's lower, lower to the ground,
and I preferred that kind of look and feel.
But I just wanted to circle back to a comment you made earlier about Subarus being lesbian cars.
And I just wanted to know, like just sort of feet on the ground, finger on the pulse.
Like when you drive, do you find other women to be quite attractive?
That's an economy thing, not a lesbian thing.
They usually would get a U-Haul, but U-Hauls are just really expensive these days, so you get what you can.
Yeah, it's not like you drive it and all of a sudden you want to les out.
You're like, all right, scissor time.
No, it's more like just that was like the thing.
Like if you drove a Subaru as a female, then you were a lesbian.
Specifically, what is the brand, babe?
If they were Baja's, they were
They were the cootie lint lakers, for sure.
We call them carpet munchers.
What car did you say you had uh mama bear
i'm like dying here um i the one that i drive right now it's a subaru outback
so it's a 2020 it's oh it's such a beautiful car she's got leather inside i don't i just
hit 50 000 miles this bitch goes nowhere. So I love it though. Papa
did not give me the turbo. So we went on a test drive in the turbo and I did, I scared him and
the dealership guy, which I can't help the fact that they, I don't know what to tell them, but
Papa did not buy me the turbo, which is very, very sad. I would be open to us trading that in for the turbo though babe
i mean at that rate i might as well just get you a tesla but you know i don't know
that's true that's true that is true i didn't think about that that's very true
once you get the power of the tesla oh my gosh yeah i don't know. You guys, I have not driven the Tesla.
Papa has had it for how many years, babe?
Yep, and I've never driven his car.
I said early on, I was like, I don't know.
You love the speed and you you know like yeah you might it might get you in trouble it would be more your pocketbook that gets in
trouble but yeah no I I do understand that no he has said that I can drive the car I just
I don't know something about a brand new car like that. Oof. Yeah, I'm one of those people, though, that'll get myself.
Papa gets me a new pair of shoes.
And it takes me about a year for me to put them on.
I don't know what it is about me and new things.
In fact, he just bought me a new pair of shoes.
And that day, they broke.
Because I was going to still wear these
and um yeah I had to change over damn it what's up tricky
all right so I'm going to send you this too but um so to disable that feature um there's a auto
start stop um button on the dash so after starting starting the vehicle, you can press that. I don't
have to press and hold feature. Um, there's also a permanent solution that resets though. Every
single time you start or stop the car, there's a permanent solution for a little aftermarket
device. That's called the auto start, stop eliminator that plugs into the car's wiring
by like right underneath the dash. Those things are like, those are about a hundred bucks. So
like, if it's really a problem, like that's answer that's a good idea yeah um see i'm used to like
and that's because it saves gas it reduces the technical emissions over time so it allows that
car to have a bigger engine and still be street legal so if you totally disable it it doesn't
meet emission standards so you can't you're not legally depending on what state to you're not supposed to disable it but you can't right right now that's good to know um on our hondas we always
had kill switches um always every car ever drove like i could literally leave my my keys in the
ignition though my ignitions were always broken i was i was a master at breaking ignitions. If you guys ever need handy help
with that, let me know. But yeah, we always had kill switches in our car and people don't know
about that life anymore, I feel like. They just don't know. That Ford truck that I was talking
about one time, it caught fire in a parking garage and I bailed. I have never run from a
police officer. I have never done anything illegal.
Those were the good old days.
I've only used to take the cop once and I would never recommend it or try it again.
So we went to a gas station the other day.
Papa took me to go get a Cinnabon.
And so he took me there as a surprise.
He's like, oh, I'm going to take you.
And first thing I thought, I was like, oh, this is the place my brother ran from the cops. friends um and so he took me there as a surprise he's like oh i'm gonna take you and um it first
thing i thought i was like oh this is the place my brother ran from the cops and uh they had him
on the night vision from the helicopter and he ran inside and they said was that you out there
on that bike and they couldn't figure out if it was him so he didn't get pegged with it but yeah
i'm like yeah we always have stories wherever we go. My brother's so naughty.
I think nothing tops the inside ambition.
Should we tell them about that?
I don't think they actually doxed him.
Dude, we should tell them about it.
Do you guys want to know a big secret?
If it's past the statute of limitations, go for it. Do you guys want to know a big secret? Tell him, babe. If it's past the statute of limitations, go for it.
I mean, like, I think there's no... Hell, he's already in jail.
That's a very different thing.
So he used to work at a mechanic shop.
And apparently one day he decided to take one of the cars out for a joyride.
So if you Google, what are you supposed to Google, babe?
I wish it was so funny papa comes home from work and I'm like babe you've got to see this and he's like what I'm like my brother I was so I just turn
on this video of an inside edition it says I think it was like inside edition joyride or something
and it made the news and um papa's like he watches it and then he goes oh my god is that your fucking brother
and i'm like uh yeah so that was and his son actually found out by tiktok because i guess
it went really well there and he was like oh my god you guys that's my dad
his brother's so naughty oh shit anyways be you guys. People have dash cams.
Should I post it in the room?
Did I tell you about my friend who got, well, not a loose, acquaintance who got caught cheating
And when you're in a Tesla and you don't close the door all the way, it notifies you?
And then after a certain amount of time of you still not closing the door, what way it notifies you and then after a certain amount
of time of you still not closing the door what's that fucking end of the moment whatever it records
everything inside the vehicle literally sent all video of the entire thing right to both of their
phones that's how he got caught like what the fuck and they're still everyone's still together
it's like this weird triangle. It's really weird.
But anyway, Tesla records everything if you leave the door open for a little bit.
That feature is on for most parts.
You've got to disable that if you're going to do anything.
Anything in the car that you don't want on video, really.
Just close the door all the way.
The light is on in the middle.
The security guards have been watching for 15 minutes.
Now you're on social media.
You're not walking back on this parking garage or in a Macy's.
I actually figured that out one day for Papa.
So I have the Tesla app on my phone.
And it's really cool because like if
Papa's gone and I'm like, God, where is he ever coming home? I can actually go to it and it shows
me his exact location. I could just push the location button and it'll show me like how fast
he's going and which direction he's going. It's great. And I before i've messed with his um radio before and i've changed the station
or i turned on the heating to his ass it's really fun what's up pads
yo yo i'm just i really like teslas and the electric stuff but like what would you do
if there was you know like the grid went out or something and it was like the apocalypse.
That's why I have a car too. Obviously you wouldn't be able to drive.
Well, that's why we have a gas car.
And that's what I told Papa.
I'm not feeling safe enough to just have only electric rides.
But I do have to say if one thing I think about a lot is like if Mount St. Helens.
Either, but Rainier. Yeahier yeah rainier the more likely
yeah we talk about how the fact that um engine sees up because of their filtration system and
we wouldn't have that issue with the um with the tesla at all so that's what happened to a lot of
people was from the ash so that's one of my things about the Tesla.
And it does have that like, you know, that, what is that?
It's like, it's like a radioactive, not that I think it helps from that,
but it has its own like filtration system in the car, which is really dope.
I guess just like edgy bets then, like I have one of each or something. And just to build on that question, like if someone had the apocalypse vehicle, what would you go for?
Man, I'd probably just go with like a old school Hummer.
Those things are just fucking tanks.
And I'm not talking about these little bitch H2s or these brand new Hummers.
I'm talking about the old school, like, metal Hummers.
Like the ones issued from the military.
And I'd just merc that bitch out.
I'd have rocket launchers on the side of it.
Yeah, if it's not got an American flag on it, that's not a problem.
Oh, dude, it's going to have an American flag on it.
It's going to have balls hanging from the back of it. That's actually my goal in life. I don't know if you guys know that. flag on it isn't that's not oh dude it's gonna have an american flag on it it's gonna have
balls hanging from the back of it that's actually my goal in life i don't know if you guys know that
i want to have a truck so big i want it to have balls dragging and i want to say my balls are
bigger than yours i got that big dick lady energy i don't know if you guys know that about me nobody has anything to say about that no credits called me rambo when we were in
our last space so sorry i i'm all on tangents and shit just for the record there is an erc uh
inu token called dick i was wondering if it was like a solana one or if one hasn't been made
because if not the inu token that the ticker is you know i feel like it would be popular i think
i don't know it seems like a like a like a banger but uh you know it's already existing there's like
three versions of it so yeah don't do it never mind and don't put my name on it please you guys
the amount of tokens people create in my name with my PFP is wrong because I've never gotten any allocation.
So fuck yourselves with that.
So technically, there's what?
There was a Mama Bear token, but it was for some other Mama Bear that was, I don't know, some sort of streamer or something.
And somebody did take your dog's PFP. YesFP But that was an Elon Musk token
But we've never done a token
Contrary to popular belief
Right and there is no done token either
Babe stop saying that word
I'm telling you Get her done Get her done Right. And there is no done token either. Babe, stop saying that word.
So the best part about that video is right at the end when it says,
the car owner wanted a refund, but the shop owner said the repairs were done well.
My brother's such a fool. Did they show his face on that no credits i don't remember that video yeah they do so he's got a he's got a new tattoo on his uh under his eye now he's got he's all
tatted on his necks he's so naughty i hope one day you guys get to meet him he's fantastic
so well spoken just god he doesn, he does the stupidest shit.
So we, everybody has a family member like that, you know? That's my brother. Yeah, he's, he's a
big baby though. He's mortified of me. In fact, I think I might be the only person he's afraid of
in this world. So, um, yeah, he tells everybody I'm psycho. But yeah, that's my little baby brother.
Yeah, he tells everybody I'm psycho.
Oh, yeah, that's my little baby brother.
I haven't seen that in so long, but you should have seen Papa's face.
He's like, wow, I never thought my brother-in-law would be on Inside Edition.
Like, well, he actually wants to sue them.
Yes, he wants to sue Inside. Do you know that? No credits. Your brother? Yes. He wants to sue in said edition for putting his face on it because the local news had actually had him blurred out.
But he wants to sue them for that video.
Well, I don't know what the rules are in America, but it pretty much damages that person's reputation when you can see who they are.
He's like, can you find me a, what did he say, something attorney?
He's like, sister, I need an attorney.
He's a funny motherfucker, you guys.
I love my brother. He's so naughty. Yeah, he actually gets out in March. I'm super, all right. He's a funny motherfucker, you guys. Oh my God, I love my brother.
Yeah, he actually gets out in March.
I'm super excited for him.
So we get to see if he's going to parole out into Texas is his goal.
So he wants to be in Texas to be held more accountable.
He's just burned up here.
But I know you can find naughtiness no matter where you go.
But too many people know him up here in Washington.
So yeah, it's good stuff crypto stoner do you have a naughty um family member that you're just like
god why are you so stupid when you're so smart um yeah that's me oh yeah no no
you know it probably is my younger brother he he he's smarter than me. But he just does not. Yeah,
like, you did what? And he's like, Oh, you know, like, he's just a genius. But he's book smart.
He's not street smart. And that's the problem for him is, you know how it is. Someone doesn't
have great smarts. It's wild to watch. But I'll just be like, well, you just you built your own
grave there, homie. And he's like, what?'s like what you know so yeah unfortunately it's my bro oh god it reminds me of that song one of my
favorites papa's gonna be like one of her million favorites um it's called uh what does he say i
ain't as good as i once was but i sure anyways and he calls him and he's like man i guess those
those bar guys don't look that oh
those biker guys don't look all that tough but he's talking about like how things used to be
I don't know what the fucking song is but I love it um but anyways yeah it's always something with
my brother always something um I am happy to say though when he's being really naughty he stays
away from me um and the boys because he has so much respect for me. But he has called me before and he's like,
sister, I need you to, I got to put this somewhere.
And he has literally, I've had to take like
issued vests away from him
and just really naughty things.
So his name is actually Talon.
I just have always loved my brother's name.
I think Talon is a great name for a girl or a boy, but I never had white kids.
So yeah, that went out of the door.
Shiller Sam came back up here.
I'm always getting Shiller Sam back up here,
I feel like you're supposed to say allegedly with all this because it's a
his lawyers text and his phone number personally.
his entertainment lawyer,
his entertainment. No, I have not found an entertainment lawyer yet. So if anybody has one, hit him up i'll be like listen his entertainment lawyer his entertainment
no i have not found an entertainment lawyer yet so if anybody has one hit me up um imagine those
dms lord have mercy yeah no he's he's i'd just like to say that um yeah i'm gonna add allegedly
to everything i've ever said on any space it's just a parody account bro it's all parody accounts that we're
just joking it's all for entertainment purposes it's all scripted it is it's a script pads and
me and crypto stoner no credits schiller sent we actually all got together before the space and we
uh work on this for an hour and a half beforehand. I'm surprised Papa Bear remembers all his lines, but he does pretty well.
He has some sticky notes in there.
Yeah, you're that good, aren't you?
Did anybody ever up here ever do theater, like in school or anything?
ever do theater, like in school or anything?
Have you guys ever acted?
Have you guys ever acted?
No, but I played in the orchestra pit
for the My Fair Lady production at our high school.
But as my kids say, that was 100 years ago.
It doesn't count. Shiller, you play trombone
I only threw school as a music thing. I wasn't
How about you, Pads? I don't think you're supposed
You just make a noise and move
When I was younger, it was really cool if a guy played saxophone.
I am a sucker for piano player, though.
You guys, if you guys are single, learn how to play the piano or guitar every single time.
Yep. It's good stuff good stuff yeah the piano is
so calming to me i always think that's ridiculous but i love it so learn guitar and drive a subaru
and just really confuse all the women just don't just don't put your just don't put your
your jeans on that have the bedazzle on the butt and the little rips from a shredder,
I think you were offending AJ earlier about making fun of his jeans.
I knew you were going to say that.
He was throwing his thumbs down.
I'm like, dude, just leave AJ alone.
It's all good. Papa, he's like i know he's one of those
he's just gonna come up here bro i'm feeling sorry for you
no i think kidding aj i think you yeah we love you aj i think i don't even think he's here right
now which is good um i don't i think he's here right now, which is good.
I think what he was doing was putting the thumbs down to the paddle shifters.
I'm sticking up for him on that.
Does Solana Deads have a space tonight?
I know What If has a space.
I think that's what I saw. So there's Quack and then there's What If has a space. I think I saw.
So there's Quack and then What If.
And then I think Baba after that.
So I'm going to miss What If Space?
I've always wanted to go to What If Space.
No, they're all our part.
Wait, I don't see What If Space.
It's not today. What If Space. Wait, I don't see what if space. Can you help me? It's not today.
Okay, so we have Rune Lord.
I know we have Rune Lord on Monday, which is why I said that.
I just did this in Rune Lord space.
Yeah, so what ifs is tonight, and then Sultan dopes us tomorrow after the mint party.
Oh my god, everybody just moved.
Does what if have his space scheduled so I can put it up at the top?
Okay, are you doing that?
I was a little phony at me.
Runelord came up here to set us all straight.
I requested just as Shiller kind of fixed you up there.
But yeah, what ifs got one running in an hour.
Him and Gage are talking Solana dead.
So we want to make sure that's up there.
And that's a mighty nice Solana dead you got there.
I love the teal, you guys.
I think it's such a dope color.
You guys, did you see that one I pulled the other day? I have to go because I'm supposed to be in
Quack Life Space right now. But did you guys see that one I pulled the other day that I got for
free? That you guys, did you see that? Papa knows which one I'm talking about. It has like the mask
on the face. That thing is so sick. Yeah, I had not seen one of those before.
Just quickly before you shut this face down.
Papa, have you got a pirate hat snorkel yet?
Because I'll send you one if you haven't got one yet.
I even added a couple and did not luck out on the pirate hat.
Yeah, I mean, we can we can we can do a trade yeah see what kind of trade we got here if you want easy either i'm happy either
i'll just send you one and you can send me one whatever back just because i know papa bear needs
a pirate hat he does we were just talking about that um and actually levels was kind enough to so that he was going to get
him one uh whenever it came up so um that's fucking awesome babe don't be trying to bogart
all of the pirate hats okay it's rude no no i i know like i i see i i wouldn't i wouldn't ever
take one from from from somebody you know if if they were I know. That's my
behavior, not yours. My bad.
You're like, alright, no.
I'm going to do a run through in the room real quick.
thank everybody for coming. So we got
say this name? Dixie Flatline
just followed you back. Thanks for coming
in. Falco5 showed up again.
Demigod, Inkspire, Clayton, Legit, Ken, Dan, What If, Invisance, Solana, Deads.
You guys, please stop moving around.
I'd appreciate your time.
The Tech, Pixie, Mad Queen showed up.
Navy, AJ, Levels, Pads, Shiller Sam, Rune Lord, No Credits, Crypto Stoner, Joe Mama, and Papa Bear.
I appreciate each and every one of you.
I'm going to go over and be presently present with Quack Life.
We are doing our mental wellness.
I'm always excited about that.
Don't forget to go and set your reminders and hang out with Gage and What If.
They're doing a Solana Dead Space, which is super exciting.
I feel like I missed something.
Okay, Papa, close us out.
Well, thank you guys for showing up.
We'll be back again tomorrow, 4 p.m.
And that's 7 o'clock Eastern.
Until then, do something kind for yourself
and take a moment, stay present.
And as always, move with intention. We'll see you
tomorrow. I forgot to add, everybody, we're kind of being part of the greater of everything. There's
a lot of nastiness going on right now. And you guys have the choice to not engage. And you guys
have the choice to be that positive energy that we all need in this time.