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Presently Present with Mama & Papa 🧸
Recorded: Aug. 9, 2025 Duration: 1:49:21Space Recording
Short Summary
In a lively discussion, crypto enthusiasts explored emerging trends, growth opportunities, and the importance of community engagement in enhancing user experiences. Key topics included the excitement around music integration in crypto spaces, concerns about inflated view counts, and the need for better security measures against bots.
Full Transcription
Thank you. Thank you.
How's everybody doing today?
It's so funny, you guys.
Half my entire family is sitting in my living room right now.
How's it going, Scrappy?
How are you doing today?
All is well. All is well.
All is well. That's good. That's a good thing.
I have the ugliest pinky PFP.
I was going to ask you what was going on with that. I'm going to look at it a little bit closer right now.
Oh my God, it's Herian. Oh my God.
That is really gross, dude.
Wow. Who made that for you?
Dante AF made that one.
And yeah, I'm just more or less trolling Stinky Brown Pinky, Tyler, the main dev.
He thinks it's hideous as well.
It is really bad.
It's really bad. It's really bad.
It's disgusting, actually.
It's good to see you, though.
I'm glad you're having a good day.
Good to be here.
Oh, yeah.
Hi, Joe Mama.
How are you doing?
Hot.
I know you're hot.
Yeah, baking.
Hopefully my mic is working. I was trying to figure some shit out.
It is.
Sounds good.
I was there with you guys in the space earlier when you guys were testing.
So are you guys going to do another test space or do you know?
Yeah, he's going to do another one.
I was doing my own with my own software that I have.
And I was getting somewhere with it.
So surprisingly.
Shit.
All right.
Yeah, I can't wait till you guys are able to play some damn music i'm excited about it i go to a lot of places a lot of spaces and everybody tries the
music but i've seen very few people accomplish it so um it'll be it'll be big when it's picked up
you know oh sure we got AJ coming up here real quick.
Here it comes.
Go over to Tricky Buddha.
Say what's up to Tricky Buddha.
It's Tricky Buddha from Defy Space Donkeys.
Powered by Weed on Solana.
Get yourself a bag of weed.
What up, Mama Pig?
How many times a day do you think you say that, Tricky?
Probably like 30.
Oh, my God.
Are you serious?
That's amazing.
I mean, I'm impressed. Like I said, it pretty much sounds the same every time.
I used to think when I first met you that you had it, like you pushed a button.
A lot of people think I push a button and then I go, you got me.
I went on Fiverr and paid a guy $10 to like program one of those buttons you give your dog to say like treat or outside.
And I just, he records it and then I just say my name and then hit the button.
So I just go, it's Tricky Buddha from DeFi, DeFi, DeFi, DeFi, DeFi, space donkeys, DeFi, space donkeys, DeFi, space donkeys.
That's funny.
Are you just on a phone?
Yeah.
Okay.
That sounds good.
Yeah, I feel like the audio on the iPhone seemed a little better.
I came from Android, and I was not a fan of changing over.
But I can tell a significant difference in the audio um from you know what
i mean on the iphone side so damn yeah for sure it's it night and day like all the it's just the
user experience is better on iphone like it just is that's why they can charge more i mean i don't
know you literally need to be a rocket science to use a fucking iphone fuck iphone dude i swear joe mama
you are the only person that agrees with me on that every my t-wop my son he's like no mom
fucking retard oh i shouldn't say that word uh uh different people can use a i've are an iphone
it's no big deal they're made for stupid people and i'm like i don't think so i still have a
difficult time see i still have a hard time finding my notifications.
By the way, why the fuck does iPhone have so many notifications?
And then they don't swipe out easy.
On my Android, I could just push clear.
My iPhone, I have to go through every single thing and push clear.
That shit's hella dumb.
Somebody needs to fix that immediately.
There's got to be a fix for that, actually.
Yeah, exactly.
Papa's an iPhone boy now, so that's why we changed over.
Anyways.
Hi, AJ.
Notifications, you know.
What'd you say?
You can just turn off the notifications.
Oh, God.
I need to do that, actually, because I have so many, I don't even pay attention.
And I already have
everything like silented but then it's still all that noise when i see it sometimes i think too
much too much is too much you know what i mean like you just then don't pay attention to it at
all so then you're fucked it's so tricky um i think i think big man needs a little little shout
out i have no idea what's going on.
But go to his DMs or his content and just give him a, you know,
missed you, hope you're doing well.
Yes. As best as possible.
Just go give him some love today.
I feel like he needs it.
I agree.
I did actually see his post earlier.
It says he hasn't.
I'm just going to put up in the jumbotron so everybody can hit it um
yeah he doesn't have his blue check but he's still here he's been absent the last couple days
yeah i saw that yeah i did too he said he's still here and sending love i think he's got a lot of
stuff going on um babs tells me not to say in real life because this is part of our real life
um so i'm working on not saying that but i
think maybe just in general in life he's got some other stuff going on and i know he hasn't been able
to do his thing but that's how it is right now for a lot of people you know it's not easy to be
making it right now i'm going to do all different kinds of things just to keep afloat so yes big
shout out to big man. We love big man.
AJ, how's it going though?
Oh, it's going.
Long time. Yeah, exactly.
I could care less about music anymore.
Just kidding.
AJ's just joking. He loves music and And he's gonna spread lots and lots of music
With you he just wants somebody to know
What the fuck's going on with it
The songs I'm gonna write
About this fucking roadcaster are gonna be phenomenal
That'd be hella funny
Then you can like sell it to their competition
Their competition's like oh you hate roadcaster
Too so
Yeah even though it's twitter
It's not even roadcaster but whatever
love you so much drive careful okay child's leaving gotta make sure did you see the space
we did earlier um it's absolutely wild we i think somebody like put some bots in our listeners oh my
god yes with you and crypto stoner.
Yes.
I saw that.
Yeah.
Did you see the total number of viewers?
27 or 28,000 views.
Yeah.
and that exactly,
it proves my entire fucking point of these spaces that say that they have
such huge amounts,
but unfortunately because of the way that it is measured,
they can then go to K or, you know, to projects and be like,
we get 4 million views within, you know, a week and a half amongst all of us,
you know, amongst like the big accounts and their big quote KOLs.
And that's complete bullshit. Even mine.
Well, then I can go to that same person
that they're advertising and I can say, Hey, I noticed you got scammed recently by so-and-so
because they just bought all their accounts and they completely probably lied to you and said
they're all like, they're huge and whatever, but they just scammed people and buy bought,
like bought it. Like you probably got absolutely no benefit from having them. Well, if you want
some real DJs, let me know.j well it's funny too because um oh god
yeah i was watching because i was messaging with crypto stoner and i was like dude that's how my
account actually got cooked um because people can do that fruit to you in a malicious manner
um they did that to me i won't mention the uh project but they can go fuck themselves big time
haha um but i can tell you that I had
to go in and remove so many bots and there was actually, um, Papa was actually able to show me
that they had paid for like, they only paid for like a half an hour, right, babe? On that one
space. They weren't even cool enough. Um, but yeah, you can pay, I think it's like 15 minute
intervals. So, um, yeah, shit sucks sucks but that shit cooked my account so i was
telling um crypto stoner you should do the same i'm sure you already know tricky um to go and make
sure that those motherfuckers didn't follow you um because as soon as they attach to you that
shit just kills your reach kills it that's crazy like yeah i'm amazed the ex hasn't fixed that
like you guys want to fix your bot situation, but what about the malicious activity?
What about how people are actually paying to go bot people to take their accounts down?
Like, I pay money to be on this application, and then you're going to let some dipshit go pay, I don't know, 20 bucks or whatever it is to bot my ass and to take my whole account down.
Like, the fuck?
Get your shit figured out, Elon.
That's so annoying to me.
They could jump back into those spaces and look that all these accounts are total bullshit.
None of them are paying.
Like some of them have blue checks and they're not even blue checks.
Like what?
You're getting ripped off, Elon.
off. Yeah. The other funny thing is I see a lot of people right now. I've noticed some of the bots
Yeah.
The other funny thing is I see a lot of people right now.
are actually putting blue check marks in their name so that it actually looks like they have a
blue check when it's not, it's just the image. So it's really important to go look at people's pages
and, you know, check out what it is. So, yeah, that's what I'm saying like you look into it you're like wait that's a picture of a blue check i know and a lot of people just don't know you know what i mean i mean that would be
good if you just wanted to at least get followers and people not to like not follow you because you
can't afford a blue check right but like man that's that's dirty that's so i know and it's
funny because i'm not gonna lie a long time ago, I remember I wanted to get over the threshold.
And I was like, babe, this chick hit me up.
And I forget how much it was now.
It was so minimal.
I mean, even, it wasn't so minimal.
But I think, was it like $200, babe, and I could get $10,000?
It was something insane.
And I was like, babe, should I do it?
And he's like, fuck, no. And I didn insane. And I was like, babe, should I do it? He's like, fuck no.
And I didn't know what I know about accounts now, but I guess he's just, you know, more familiar
with that type of, you know, tech. And after that, I was like, God, I'm so glad I listened to you.
Because I was already ready to send that, send the money over to this bitch, you know, I was like,
fuck it. And she told me, I was like, do they have blue check marks? She's like, some do, some don't. Yeah, right, dude. I went and looked at how many people,
first of all, I went and did some digging. And there's a lot of people who actually pay her.
Like I know who does. And it's 1,500 new followers a day. You can tell when the account's
botted and then it does not move. And I was in
one account that was so heavily botted. I told him, I was like, your shit's cooked. We might as
well start a new account. He refused. So it took me like seven months to give him, to get him finally
monetized because his shit wouldn't move. Yep. Not worth it. Start like just follow a couple of
people that you really like their content. And and honestly you could just follow me around for like a month or two you'll get between 600 and like
3 000 followers totally yeah like easily yeah i did it like my mom's got gary b following or you
know like it's not hard you just you know yeah in a room like oh tricky said to be here i'd find
good people exactly no it is it is it's about putting in that time for sure, though.
I know I lost my train of thought.
But yeah, definitely accounts are interesting.
That brings up a cool question I was thinking about earlier.
And I was thinking about energy and how we're constantly engaging with things on this application,
whether it's people you know, people's
content that they create, videos, how does everybody protect their energy? And do you know
why it's important to protect your energy? Like, does anybody believe in that kind of shit? Like,
what do you do to protect yourself? I mean, are you talking about like from the phone or from like the mental aspect of dealing with community online?
Well, I mean, both, I guess.
The reality is that we're on this.
It doesn't matter if I'm on X or Instagram or Facebook or I go to the grocery store or I go engage with family.
Right.
We're all exchanging energy back and forth.
And I think it's because people,
not all people can see it visually.
So it's no big deal to them.
They don't believe it's a thing.
And I think it's also because it's not something
that a lot of people talk about,
but I believe in energy
and I have found it very interesting
how much my energy,
depending on who I engage with, has really fucking depleted by just being on this application.
Whether it's in spaces, like I said, or whether it's something I watch.
Like, how do you protect your energy?
So there's some people that definitely will tax my energy.
And so I think having rules about your space is, like, a really good way to kind of like set boundaries yeah right because if you're a host and you have like people like are
derailing the space you know there's a couple people I love them but like Jesus Christ
but yeah that's I think that's a big part of it um also like just you have to really come to the
point of not caring what other people think.
And in order for me to get to that place, I had to basically fucking die.
Yeah.
But that worked great.
But you can't just like contract an autoimmune disease and get a bunch of surgeries and have such a terrible, miserable existence that you give up on like life basically.
And then it's like, oh, hey, look, things are turning around. Oh, yeah. No, that's true. And it's all
about perspective. You're right. There's people who have actually pretty much coded or been dead
for a certain amount of time. And something usually catastrophic has to happen in somebody's
life in order for them to realize how beautiful their life is and how precious their fucking time is.
And to me, that's sad.
You go to funerals.
This is one of my biggest pet peeves.
Good thing I don't go to a lot of funerals.
Hopefully I won't anytime soon.
Knock on fucking wood. I won't go.
I won't go.
I'm sorry.
But what I don't like about funerals is the fact that everybody only talks about the good
things.
After somebody dead, they only talk about,
oh my God, this person was such a great dad and the best uncle and man,
the best friend he could have ever had.
It's like, why didn't you tell them that
while they were fucking alive, bro?
If you really felt that way.
They don't give a fuck about you until you're dead.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, because it wasn't true
and they're posturing for the people around them
because they're supposed to love that person. Right yeah but that's fucked i just i think i
think if if okay so papa i think when i die i think you guys should have like a a forward-facing
one yeah have a roast have a roast party about me. And then have a like forward facing like, God, we loved her.
She was so fucking amazing.
Okay, babe.
Just make it like a two part series.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
We have the haters spot starting in 15 minutes.
Oh my God.
Dude, my hater one would be so filled, wouldn't it, babe?
I'm not even joking.
You know, you say that but no i don't think
it would it's as bad as you think really yeah yeah no you're just you haven't died yet true
so you still care what people think but that's like it's funny funny like i can i love this
this phrase it's like this quote is so good um i legitimately don't care enough about you to lie
to you so pretend i'm this or that like it's just i don't got time for that right but like i mean
but that comes to also like just a perception of like self-worth too like i don't think anyone's
worth anything because i don't think much of myself but like that's just like a weird depression
thing i have to do not like a reality type thing.
I understand, like statistically, I'm in like the 1% for most things, but it still like doesn't matter when you feel like shit.
Right.
You know what I mean?
No, totally.
Yeah.
Getting that perspective is hard because our parents teach us we're special.
Everyone tells us we're awesome.
Fucking facts.
And like the different paradigms are where they you learn things that
you come up in society it's all just a weird game we've created and every place is a little
bit different so it's just stupid game that you didn't create you didn't agree you didn't subject
yourself like you know i mean you didn't you didn't say hey i want to be here you just showed up one
day now you're stuck in the game whatever you were born um that that's it sucks i
mean it's pretty shitty when you think about it like i i wish we could start our own little like
civilization but like where the hell do you go this planet's getting pretty donezo
you are so right man i don't know i i do agree with you. I think that everybody actually has this like sense,
but I think, I think by everybody telling everybody how amazing they are and everything
they're doing is fantastic. Even though I'm all about supporting people. I'm all about, you know,
flexing and what do you call that? Gassing people up, right? I'm all about that. I think people need
that sometimes in life, but I don't think it needs to be overly done. And I don't understand when people do it in, it's like they just want it over. They want it out of their face.
It has to be honest.
Yes, exactly.
As long as it's honest either way.
Right.
And you don't have to tell people like flowery lies to cheer somebody up.
Right.
There's better ways to cheer somebody up, you know, like H-Day. I'm just playing um but like there's so many yeah it's complicated and we all don't know how to think until we've kind of
like reset and had enough experience and it's why they say youth is wasted on the young of like you
don't really figure this shit out until like you can't do all those things anymore like yeah it
took me till like 40 to really like find like come to terms with with
everything and actually even know what everything was right right you know what I mean I didn't even
have an idea of like how because you think that you're normal regardless right just how because
that's your baseline yeah and then you think everyone else is like that so when they're not
reacting in the way that you anticipate that you would react based off of your experience.
You think that they're an asshole or that they don't like you or whatever.
Yep.
But when do we even really start to have those psychological conversations?
I think those psychological conversations could happen a lot younger.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And some people do.
There are some kindergartens that are very, like, very, very about, like, teamwork and, like, realizing who, like, we all have feelings, which sounds, like, lame or whatever.
But, like, it's also super critical for building empathy in new people or they will do some crazy shit and society will have to correct it for them.
Or they won't get caught for a while and then it'll get really bad, you know.
But the sense of entitlement, I think is what gets me too. And that goes back to that, your base, right? And
if you're never held accountable for shit, because you know, you're so special and you're so this and
you're so that, I don't know. I don't think that it helps with inner workings of yourself.
And I definitely think it creates a delusional type of person to be out on these streets and to think that everything they do is amazing and butterflies.
And I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm still amazed anytime someone likes something I did.
Really?
Okay.
Interesting.
I don't like to be thanked, which is really funny because I love to do things for people.
But I do not like to be thanked.
I was actually just thinking about that a little while ago.
My daughter-in-law came out here and she's like, oh, my God, thank you so much.
And I'm like, oh, my God, please shut the fuck up.
Because I hate it.
I hate to be thanked, bro.
And anything that comes from me, it's from everybody.
I'd rather them say thank you to the squirrel outside.
I'm like, oh, my God, that's just from everybody. We love you.
And I don't want to hear about it anymore.
But I get joy from giving things to people and seeing their reactions and seeing if it's something that they actually needed or appreciated.
But I don't want to hear thank you.
I can't. I don't do to hear thank you. I can't.
I don't do well.
I am completely the same way.
It's a weird psychological problem that I recognize I have.
Right.
But, like, you know, it probably comes from, like, well, I know where it comes from because I took all these psychology classes.
Like, my dad was bipolar and my mom was super depressed.
So, like, yeah, figure it out.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bipolar is tough, dude.
My mom's bipolar too yeah yeah he was
like hospitalized when i was like 12 and like it was it was spinning rough i don't even talk to
that guy anymore because he's yeah fucking crazy it's too much yeah he literally stole a house from
me so yeah i'm like you motherfucker i'm just gonna wait till you die and take all the property
you're not talking to me until then that's awesome the guy that shows up to this funeral like this guy was a total fucking asshole i don't know what
you guys are talking about oh my god i always think about that one uh song by carrie underwood
and uh it's called two black cadillacs i love that song so much but basically um the mistress shows
up and the wife to the funeral. And they're
putting on this face. And, you know, they're talking about how the uncle says, you know,
that he was the best friend, and he was the best brother. And the mom's talking about how he was
the best son. But the reality is, is these bitches actually found about each other back not too long
before. and they went
and killed them together so they were both there mourning him but they had basically taken him out
together um so yeah two black cadillacs that's a good song i love carrie underwood that's great
yeah that's a good one good one i don't know funny like love story songs that are like
really immature.
You could tell this was their first love.
You know what I mean?
Right, right, right.
The puppy love.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the song that's out right now that's like – it's a girl, and she's singing about basically – I can't remember the tone or anything, but the gist of it is I hope you like the taste of me when you kiss your guy.
Because that ain't going away.
Shit.
That's scary.
She must be really mad.
Like, having to sing that song over and over again at a concert,
can you imagine?
Well, but, you know, it is a funny song to listen to.
It is actually a decent song, which is crazy.
But, yeah, I don't get it.
I swear that wedding ring is just like a gold checkmark to hoes, bro.
I never got so much attention until I got married.
And all of a sudden I'm like, where the fuck were you in high school?
Exactly.
I was so lonely in high school.
And I could have just put a ring on.
Right?
I'm going to find some nerds.
You could have just gone to Walmart, bro.
You could have just gone to Walmart and gotten a little,
a little tungsten fucking ring and put that bitch on and,
you know,
picked up all the ladies.
I want to go get some like programmers and I,
cause I need some programmers and they probably need girls.
Right.
So I'll be like,
look,
I'll get like a 20 pack of rings and I'll just get them some basic tips.
Right.
Like this is the low energy way,
but I need you to develop this program.
Every benchmark we hit for the program, I'll give you another tip.
Oh my God, that's amazing.
That is cool.
That's a cool idea, Tricky.
I can see it.
Tricky's engagement with women.
It sounds like a natural lampoon movie.
Oh my God. What would you, what would you give your, your younger self? What, what advice would
Oh my God.
What would you give your younger self?
you give your younger self on, on picking up chicks or, um, relationships? Like what would
you tell yourself if you could, what would it be? Just find, just find friends, just find friends,
find friends and, and find things that you really enjoy because that's all it was about. You'll,
when you're doing things that you enjoy, you'll find other things, people that do things that you really enjoy because that's all it is about you'll when you're doing things that you enjoy you'll find other things people that do things that you enjoy and one of them is going
to have a hot friend or might that might be the hot girl that's your girl your dreams or guy of
your dreams that's true but yeah just look for friends and don't fucking look for a mate like
that's just stupid yeah especially if you're like not even like you have no idea what you're going
to do with your life and you're just super on a relationship. Like, come on, focus.
Have you ever been to, I've seen, my neighbor used to go out to this bar all the time.
And the way that she described it blew my mind.
And I can never get it out of my head.
She said it was the meat market.
And I thought legit, like she's going to go get some meat.
I was like, oh, like what's their prices on some carne asada?
And she's like, no, it's a meat market.
And that's where I go.
And I'm like, fuck.
And it was a bar.
Because literally, it was just like, all right, let's go home.
The dirty part of me is like M-E-A-T instead of M-E-E-T.
Exactly.
It was literally M-E-A-T by the pound, bro.
By the pound, length it out.
Let's see what the size is here.
But, yeah, she told me that's just how it worked.
All right, Papa, I see you're mute off.
What do you have to say about this?
You know, I was actually going to also then warn you if that was something that you were confused about.
Sausage parties don't involve actual sausage.
What?
Just saying. Well, then I don't involve actual sausage. What? Just saying.
Well, then I don't want to go.
I'm never going to go then.
If they don't have real sausage, I mean, come on.
Hey, that's crazy.
Yeah, those are the worst.
Papa, were you so excited you thought they were going to have some bratwurst for you?
And then you showed up and everybody was like in a circle and they all had their right hand out is that what happened when you went to
the sausage party this was like oh i did not sign up for this uh i got my keys i didn't leave them
at the door that's so funny okay sorry oh my god papa they aren't sausage parties how about you
your mama what is something that you
would tell your younger self as far as dating or any relationship advice or would you just
keep it exactly how it's been like fuck it i'm not telling myself anything
well i would have probably went forward on getting married for money, one. Two, go out and find older women to get money off of, basically.
Yeah.
I mean, women sell themselves all the time.
Sell themselves whatever, you guys.
Whatever you want to call it.
I'm not trying to be PC here.
But women get hooked up with dudes all the time for money.
So why can't men do it?
I'm all the way down with that, dude.
I'm all the way down with that.
I've never heard a man say that.
I've never heard a man say that.
Really?
No, you just don't know it's happening, but it's happening.
You know what I mean?
When you see the couple and you're like, something doesn't add up here.
They don't really look like they're in the same league.
That guy's packing or he's rich or something.
There's something else there.
There's more to this story.
Yeah, you see the 52-year-old woman with the 22-year-old, younger than her son, taking real good care of her.
Yeah, she might be rich.
That's probably what's happening.
Tells her she looks good every day,
and he's really fucking the pool boy at the same time.
It's all right.
I just have a horrible gag review all the time as it is.
I just couldn't do it.
Oh, my God, Tricky.
Definitely.
That's like dating.
There's no way.
I couldn't date anybody.
That's creepy. That's creepy. I couldn't date anybody that's creepy
that's creepy
would you not date anybody for money
um oh
no I wouldn't
the only reason why I mean
I don't know I'm independent I want my own
money so I can I don't have
to do that I don't want to ever have to live
with another man again
paid pigs and sugar mamas are great okay just saying that's it i don't want to ever have to live with
another man again after my divorce i want you know i like my my independence so i wouldn't
i don't think i would some women actually go to being lesbians because of how hurt that they've
been by men and some women actually go completely like,
I don't care what I have to do. I only want to, because when there's, I think, financial
manipulation going on in a person, usually, right? Usually it's the man that's the provider
and that provides the extra, you know, the better income or whatever. It's very difficult when things
break off and you no longer have that stability. But I think a lot of people stay because of the
income. You know what I mean? So I totally understand that. But on the opposite side,
I've also seen women take a lot of dudes to the dry cleaners um which is wild to me so um they're
like i get half plus i get alimony for 10 years plus motherfucker you're gonna pay me child support
um that's all generational that's generational 100 though is it yeah but why do the women always
get the child support i mean why can't the man get, why does it all the way? There's a lot of situations where the, like, I had a friend, like, a lady was locked up
and she, and yeah, and they had family money and he did get, he did get out of money.
So it does happen the other way around.
It just depends on your situation.
But with families and kids, sometimes they opt for the security of having that financial
stability, or maybe they don't believe in themselves enough or have, like, you knowwithal to to make an income stream you know it's just gonna be it's sad yes
you know since y'all we're talking about sausage i have to say this there is a cartoon movie it's
like sausage party it is so freaking funny it's got hot dogs and buns and it does do a lot of
kids if you're it's it's not it's not pg-13 it's like way not pg-13 but it's
so funny and it's cartoon you gotta look it up but it's like sausage party i think and there's
a lot of episodes it's so freaking funny what was it like a bunch of like sodas or something
like that that are like marching down the end caps and they're like eliminate the juice
but it doesn't sound like juice at all. It was really bad taste.
Well, they're talking about buns and hot dogs.
And they, I mean, they go way far with buns and hot dogs.
And the buns are alive and the hot dogs are alive.
Everything is alive.
Like, and it's cartoonish.
You gotta see it.
I gotta try it.
So freaking funny.
You would love it.
It's funny.
What's his name?
Seth.
Oh, forgive me. Yeah, it is great. Everything would love it. It's funny. What's his name? Seth.
It is great. Everything that those guys make is pretty hilarious.
Seth Rogen.
I was just going to say.
You need to smoke with that. That is not a movie you watched
over.
Do you guys remember Freddy Got Fingered?
Or is that too old for you?
No. I have not.
That's a funny movie.
Freddy Got Fingeredered are they talking about
no no no it's just called freddie got fingered um it's really funny you guys should check that out
scrappy i'm sorry you have your hand up please just talk oh it's okay i just i'm hanging out uh
yeah my my uh my when my sister and her her ex-hushusband split up, she had to pay him child support.
So, yeah, it's one of those, like you said, one of the rare cases of the...
Was she the breadwinner? Is that why?
Well, at the time, she was a registered nurse.
Oh, yeah.
It could be competency or ability sometimes.
And he owns a construction company.
So I think he had a little better lawyer and a little more money.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it's rare, though.
It's rare for the male to even get full custody. I don't know. I see it more and more though. It trips me out. But yeah, I think no matter what, I mean, child support is child support, but I don't know. If I were to say 50, 50, baby, 50, exactly. Who else didn't I ask? What's up, SBP?
Exactly. Who else didn't I ask? What's up, SBP?
I was going to say, one of my best, closest friends here at home, he went through a divorce about, I don't know, maybe seven or eight years ago.
She ended up getting pregnant and having a kid before he came home from the military.
Oh, wait, so he wasn't around?
That's horrible.
Well,
she was around, but
I'm home. She's pregnant.
he would come home for good.
Well,
they bought a house for like maybe uh
a month or two and with her mom the whole time or you know while he was at work and stuff well
just out of nowhere she just like i i'm i just want to break it off and he's like well you know
what's going on and she just never really could. Well, then she tried to take him to court and tried to get 100% custody.
And, you know, he's fighting for 50-50.
And come to find out, it was all the mom.
Every bit of this was the mom in her head and everything.
And it was the mom going to court with her every day. And it got to be so bad that the judge literally, and now they drained his vacation days.
They literally drug him to court time and time and time again because they would not agree on it.
She couldn't agree on anything.
Drained all of his vacation days and just, you know, pretty much just drug things out very unnecessarily and
could never just give them, give a good reason why she, she, she wanted full
custody and then the judge finally realized that the mom had a lot to do with
this and he actually threatened them, threatened to find the mother.
If she didn't stay out of the, out of the, out of the between, did not stay out of the middle of her daughter and his divorce, and he and the judge himself actually told him, he said, if you can't keep dragging this out, you can't give me a good reason as to why you need full custody.
You keep dragging this out and wasting this man's time and wasting this man's money in vacation, I'm going to give him a hundred percent custody. And it got bad. And, and he,
and he's just, and, uh, and it was the thing that the mom never, him and the mom never got along.
him and the mom never got along and uh whenever you know whenever uh after the baby he uh he she
had postpartum and all stayed at her mom's a lot you know during the day while i was at work and
all well then next thing you know she starts staying over there more and more and and what
it was she ended up getting in his head or getting in her head and talked her into it. And then like, you know, after everything was said and done, it was too late.
She ended up trying going back to him one day and was like, no, you did this.
You're right.
You did this to yourself.
He said, you, he said, you should, he said, I told you your mom was, was, was in your head.
And this wasn't, you know, this wasn't your decision.
It was hers.
He said, and you end up
falling for it. He said, that was your choice. Right. Right. Yeah. But she feels like a damn
fool. Um, my, my grandmother actually divorced one of my mom's husbands, um, for her exactly.
Like you said, just basically she paid for everything. She showed up, told my mom what
shit, like it was bad. Um, and who knows what would have happened if they would have stayed together.
But sometimes when you sever those ties or I hear about people in relationships a lot
and they constantly threaten that they're going to leave you.
Well, one day they might turn around and be like, all right, then fuck them.
Because people get tired of threats too.
So yeah, absolutely.
Scrappy.
The door is right there. Exactly. I know. And. Absolutely. Scrappy. The door is right there.
Exactly.
I know.
And the window.
I am the most logical, positive, caring person until you threaten me.
Right.
I don't control that guy.
It doesn't go well.
Well, I mean.
They're the same.
Tricky, yeah.
Yeah.
But, I mean, people do that to manipulate the situation, you know, and another thing I see a lot is just manipulation with kids.
They're not fucking pawns, dude.
Those are your kids.
Scrappy.
What's good?
Yes.
That's similar.
Same similar situation with my my my second ex-wife.
Her her sister between her sister and her mother they got into her head and and you
know convinced them convinced her that i wasn't good enough and all this all this bullshit so you
know uh and and when when we we decided to to to split up her her mother came up there to get her
stuff well she she took her around and and uh she cleaned out the bank, our joint bank account and she turned the water off and all this other stuff.
And, you know, just this shit that that that my my ex wouldn't have done without without having her along with her to do so.
And so, yeah, it I mean, it wasn't too bad.
You know, of course, you you know I dropped her from the
car insurance and stuff like that and you know all that stuff so it kind of it kind of went back
back and forth uh for for a little bit but uh you know it it worked itself out you know and
you know uh she took she took way more stuff than she really, you know, like, you know, a five thousand dollar engagement ring and all that other stuff.
You know, she tried to get pretty much everything that she could get because we didn't go through a court or anything like that.
We just did the non contested. And yeah, when when when she got in her head that she wanted a divorce, I said, well, call somebody to come get you.
You know, I heard that two or three times.
And I got, you know, I wanted a divorce.
You know, and I said, well, come call somebody, come get you.
The car she was driving was in my name, so it stayed.
The car she was driving was in my name.
So it stayed.
So, yeah.
You know, a lot of times I feel like when these people get involved, whether it's a lot of times it's the mother, the sister, I feel like it's their own shit that they're bringing to that situation.
It's their own past.
It's their own hurt.
And that sucks when people do that, when they push their own perception.
Exactly. Jealousy. You're right. That sucks when people do that, when they push their own perception. Or jealousy.
Exactly.
Jealousy, you're right.
It sucks, though, because especially when you're in a vulnerable situation, like you were saying, with postpartum, like that is tough.
You have all of these emotions going through you.
You're already having such a hard time mentally.
You just gave birth to a whole ass kid, took over your body.
You know what I mean? Like there's a lot to go through when you have a child.
And to be dealing with that and to have somebody suck onto her energy and drain her and convince her of something.
I hear that a lot.
I really do.
And I don't know what people want in the end game, right?
Wait, you just, so now you're the grandma and now you're going to support my kid and me.
Oh no, you need to go do something for yourself.
The fuck?
I just had that stability.
You know, I just had that life that I wanted.
So I don't know.
I see it a lot, though.
What's up, Moonbeam?
Yeah, my mom was a B-I-T-C-H.
She was a, because I, you know, I am so glad I'm getting divorced.
It was like I was at home mom. I was a nightclub manager, so I couldn't do that anymore.
So I kind of had to do everything, you know, at home.
And that's why I kept doing my my career like what I do now to succeed.
So I wouldn't have to have him take care of me forever.
But, yeah, my mom at the end there, she was like and me and my mother.
And I don't and didn't like my mother.
She passed away.
She wouldn't even let me come over there.
Guess who she let move in with her and take care of her? Him. And she knew that I didn't like my mother. She passed away. She wouldn't even let me come over there. Guess who she let move in with her and take care of her?
Him.
And she knew that I didn't like him.
So she was, was that word spiteful?
Like she did things so on purpose.
Like, and I even tested her.
I said, now I'm going to tell you something, but don't tell him, you know, because this, that, and the other.
And what do I know?
The next minute when i get off the
phone who did she tell and i was like my gosh and she even did it to my daughter and my daughter's
now 25 and she's slightly autistic so they kind of took over her like they took advantage of her
because i i stayed at home and i loved her i was there with her all the time and he was never there
she did you know i mean the list goes on and on and he made a lot of money and he would give me $200 a week and that's
it you know and it was constant arguing constant arguing and so my daughter and him moved in with
my mother well he took over my daughter you see what I'm saying so she doesn't like me anymore because that's what they do they feel them full of a
bunch of b s s s s s s and that's the thing i tell you guys do not let it get to you because
it's like the the inquire or um we people like me want to know the star magazine what is that
the inquire the stupid magazines that's what it is you have to know that they're going to continue to do what
they do and not let it get to you because you can't fix it you can't make people not do it
but yeah my mother was horrid when it came to that yeah oh that's tough I do I do think that
people do that though but like for me it's really important for me to protect my energy
and I think I've learned more and more
over time because I value myself more and I value what it is that I bring to the table
but something I have to do to protect my energy I actually like create a kind of like a shield
around myself I do the same things when my kids leave, you guys. I imagine just this energy bubble
around them that protects them. And sometimes when people are really coming at me or I feel like
something's off, I feel like I just, I'm able to push it back to them, but not be reactive
has been my most successful situation with like the whole energy and protecting my energy. I just
think that it's so important to learn different ways to protect ourselves because it can be so
fucking draining. Like people who get into severe depression or, you know, just anxiety,
a lot of that can also be from other people's energy attaching to you. And it's just, I think it's something people don't talk about enough is protecting your own energy.
So those people cannot have that control over you, you know,
and it feels really empowering to be in control of your own energy and your own reactiveness to things.
It feels very powerful to me anyway.
It makes me feel safe. So yeah.
And it's better because you can be in a better mood and just be happy because you're a good person. You're beautiful. You're awesome to be around. That's what people want to hear. I love
you. You're so cool. Like, you know, you're, you know, you do light up my life. Those are the
things you want to hear. And that's why I love you guys.
Because I'm like, and Tricky, he's always like, Mr.
And I don't know why, but I'm always having to re-follow you.
And then I don't know what it is.
You and Tricky.
And it's like, you know, I'm not following.
And I know I'm following you.
I mean, I'm not that high.
But then I, the next day I have to go back in and follow.
But it's like, Tricky's always like, be positive, you know, think positive.
I'm like, tricky.
I can't, I can't do it.
You know?
And he, he would be like, no moon, do it, do it.
So I was like, okay.
Cause he's like my brother, you know, which I never had.
Thank God it was only talk, but you know, it's, it's cool because it's nice to have
someone to continue to like, you guys continue to tell somebody, no, do this.
No, moon.
Totally.
Think happy.
But I feel like it's also easier said than done.
It's easier for me to tell people things than it is for me to even follow my own advice.
And I think that that's a pretty common thing.
But I do really lean into that part about if you show other people kindness and love and compassion,
that maybe that's something that's been lacking in your life. And I really, really think that
it doesn't have to be like a hurt person hurts people. When you turn things around and really
just start, I don't know, looking at what you put out is what you get back. And I cannot emphasize
that enough. I really believe that the energy that we put out is the energy that comes back to us. Sometimes it's not immediate,
but I've seen it. I've literally witnessed it, even with people on X. I'm like,
you know, when they come in here and they're telling me, oh my God, I'm just constantly
being attacked and nobody likes me. And then I go into a space and they're literally attacking
and talking poorly about others.
Well, that shit's literally going to come right back to you, honey.
Like there's no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
Like be careful how you move because that shit will definitely come back.
Yeah, because I'm not in high school anymore.
This is not high school.
It's time to grow up and be human like adults.
Yeah, it's true. Absolutely. Papa be human like adults yeah it's true absolutely
papa are you with us i am how do you protect your energy my love uh well you know it's funny
you were talking about the sphere of energy um i i do that to protect the property every night. Oh, you do? Yeah.
I did not know that.
Okay.
So you do that in order to protect your family?
Yes.
Cool.
Okay.
Is that one of your movies that you watch at night? Papa closes his eyes and he says that he watches a movie before he goes to sleep,
which I find to be very interesting.
Yeah.
It's just whatever the brain kind of comes up with
and the random images you see. And that was pretty, pretty cool. Instead of fighting it,
you just sit there and watch it. And next thing you know, you're asleep. Nice.
Well, that's good. What would you say to your younger self about any kind of relationship though,
whether it would be a relationship advice,
anything, what would you say to your younger self from how you are experienced to now?
I would say just let yourself get out there more. Not necessarily like as in,
I don't mean it that way, but I mean, you want to go to the meat market? No meat market, no sausage party
Thank you
No, just as far as
You know
Kind of like what
It was tricky that I was saying
Just go find stuff you like to do
And find other people
Who like to do it too
And yeah
That's what you would tell yourself Yeah And other people who like to do it too. And yeah.
That's what you would tell yourself.
Yeah.
And you think that would have helped in your relationship, so?
Well, I mean, like, personal relationship, not like as in romantic relationships per se, but I mean, although I would imagine maybe finding potential, I don't know.
It's hard to think about going back, right?
Because stuff happens and then if you're thinking about things to make things different, then that totally negates the whole rest of your timeline.
Thus, you wouldn't be the same person.
Right, smart ass.
Okay, let me tell you guys, though.
Papa, what did your dad tell you?
What was his advice to you?
My dad's piece of advice was don't marry your first piece of ass.
You guys hear that?
Oh, my God.
Did he say it exactly that way? Yes.
Exactly. He's like, whatever you do, son,
just don't marry your first
piece of ass. Go out
and experience fucking life, man.
That's all I gotta say. That's so
funny, because my dad was like, don't give
anybody your piece of ass.
My dad was different. He's like,
don't give anybody your...
I loved my father i did
he was one of those people that said do not tell me i'm wrong even if i am wrong do not do it and
i would be like dad but you're wrong i'm the only person in the freaking world that could ever do
that he's like because my name is sherry he's like sure you scare me i was like why he's like
i just said don't tell me i'm wrong i said but then you're living a fictional life I love my dad he's like tricky he was
like you Sherry where are you like moving where are you at you know what
rabbit hole are you in but it's it's so cool I miss him so much he died when he
was 55 in 2008 that was the hardest thing in the world you guys did i i was in bed for two years straight
i did not get out of bed um i didn't i i it was like losing something that was there all the time
like the phone call or in your mind that i love you in your mind it was like it was gone
and i can't express this enough everybody love and hug the people that are here because
if you don't see them again or they come up gone you it's not you're gonna want to say I love you
you're gonna want to say I really enjoyed your company because I I don't know it was like he was
like my best friend but yet he'd be like get mad at me and hang up on me he was like dad he's like
don't call back I'd be like dad no you know was like, no. Did he die suddenly or did you know? Like, did you guys know?
Well, actually, they said that he went in, he was telling me that he was going in for a knee
surgery. And I was like, okay. And the next day I was rolling a joint and I was sitting there and
I was with my children and they called on the phone. They was like, Sherry, you need to get
the hospital fast. Your dad's not going to make it. And I started laughing. I was like, you guys, he went in for a knee surgery. Stop doing this. Cause my family's like that. And they called on the phone. And he's like, sure, you need to get the hospital fast. Your dad's not going to make it. And I started laughing. I was like, you guys, he went in for a knee surgery.
Stop doing this.
Because my family is like that.
And they were like, no, sure.
They were like, your dad's on, he's on life support.
And I dropped a joint.
We got there.
And he was in a coma.
And I was like, what did y'all do?
He went in for a knee surgery.
Did you give him the wrong surgery?
And then I found out he went in to get his arteries cleaned out and they went around and they got us already cleaned out one time and then
we're in around the second time and one of them burst and went to his head and he went in a coma
and he was sitting there i hated my stepmom thank god she's not my stepmom anymore and he was laying
there and i was holding his hand and you could tell he knew i was holding his hand he's warm
and i was talking to him and they were like hurry up We're taking him off life support. I was like I just freaking got here, you know
And I yelled at my hurt. I was like, what is this because she took everything and um
It was like I wanted him to stay on my sword
I think he may wake up and they really know he's not gonna wake up
I said but give me time to be here. You know, I could stay overnight
I want to talk to my dad well, no, You know, and I was like, what the poo?
So, yeah, he went.
He was in a coma and he died.
And it was all over.
He didn't even tell me what he was going in for.
I could have prayed for him, mama.
I could have been like, I'll help you go through this.
He was keeping it a secret.
Yeah.
So it was horrible.
He fought with diabetes.
He had real severe diabetes.
Right, right.
Yeah, and that's hard, too too because you didn't get that closure.
You know?
Yeah.
Some people just don't want that help.
You know, they don't want – they're the rock for their fam.
They don't want to, like, stress them out.
You know what I mean?
When there's nothing that you can realistically do, we're not going to tell you.
Yeah, but I would have prayed.
Yeah, that's how he is, Chucky.
I mean, he was – you're exactly – that's exactly inucky. I mean, you're exactly that.
I'm that way a little bit.
I was that way, I should say.
Now I'm a fully doxed advocate trying to explain it and walk that line between full transparency and not being depressing as fuck.
But my uncle had cancer.
Or I should say has cancer.
And he's never.
I mean, my younger cousins have no idea.
Oh, wow. He's a beast. So, my younger cousins have no idea. Oh, wow.
He's a beast.
So like you wouldn't know, you would never guess it.
He's like up super early.
This guy's got one eye.
And every time we go out in the desert, he finds like an ancient pot and like some arrowheads.
And I'm like, where the hell was this at?
You know, could you imagine taking out like your like 12 year old nephew and uh you go up the
mountain you're smoking a joint in the car and uh you know you're the little guy just you know
you get some hunting out and then he steps on a six foot long diamondback rattlesnake and you're
like an hour and a half up in the mountains and you'd probably be dead he would probably be dead
in like 30 40 minutes uh you know i had to actually service the bite um i stepped on a diamond back when i went
with him one time and i realized after i smoked i go uncle steve he totally was just smoking out
in the truck and he hears blam blam blam and i'm just like oh that was close like that would have
that could have been a really bad high. Right.
At 12 years old, it's like I just got bit by a freaking snake.
I would have died just knowing I got bit by something that was going to kill me.
Yeah.
I didn't know what it was.
I just knew that's obviously not a danger noodle.
I was like, obviously not friendly.
It was like three other little snakes and a big snake.
And I was hunting jackrabbits and coyotes.
And you did get bit by it?
Is that what you said?
No, I did not.
Oh, good.
It was in 96.
So let's see, what, how old was I in 96?
You were 12 in 96?
Yeah, I was born in 84.
Oh my God.
I was about to turn. Yeah, because that was august it was like that time
yeah but they we got a plaque they're like you almost just died i don't think you realize how
serious that was and they like they they stuck uh like skinned it they uh like ate the meat the
next day luckily i was leaving that the next day so i I didn't get a chance. Oh, they killed it and ate it.
Oh, my gosh.
It was insane.
Like, this thing was so big and meaty.
And, like, I blasted off a good eight inches of its head.
And we get back home, and the thing is still alive.
Like, the heart's beating.
He gets the thing halfway skin, rips his heart out, and puts it in my hands.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
Oh, my God. My uncle was so cool. Oh, you call that cool? waist skin rips his heart out and puts it in my hands and i'm like what the fuck oh my god
my uncle was so cool oh you call that cool that's funny i would totally mess with the 12 year old
you know what i mean like i was like yeah i would have done the same looking back on it like yeah
like you're the king guru because the snake is dead now it didn't bite you we killed it
it wrapped around his arm when he was like skinning it and like cut off the blood circulation.
His arm was like all purple for a little bit.
No way there.
No way.
I'm almost saying poor snake.
I mean, he should have just put it out of his misery.
You know what I mean?
They just have nerves that react and the body keeps going after their brain is gone.
It's just like that's just kind of how it is.
Their chickens and a lot of things have nerve twitches and stuff afterwards too.
So that's true when you cut a chicken's head off or you run around like a chicken?
Because my mother would always say you run around like a chicken.
No, they really do.
They really do.
It doesn't take a whole lot of brain to keep a chicken running.
So yeah.
Take his head off and run. Yeah. and it squirts really far, too.
Yeah.
Scrappy.
Scrappy.
Tell us about something.
Where was he at, Tricky, when he got bit by a rattlesnake?
No, I didn't.
I stepped on a rattlesnake.
I didn't get bit.
I was in New Mexico, up in the mountains, by Armageddon Air Force Base, Las Cruces.
Yeah. I've been to Las Cru Yeah. I'm fixing to move to Arizona. So, you know, that's the only thing that people
relate Arizona to is desert hot rattlesnakes and scorpions. So, you know, you probably have
a better chance of a more higher chance of getting bit you know somewhere like
north carolina south carolina than you do actually out in uh in the desert hell no i'm not moving
out there then it's not like that i live in north carolina no no no no no i i don't know
it's fine yeah grab them by the tail and you spin them around and knock their head on something. It's pretty easy to do it.
No way, bro.
I have a pet lizard.
I have a pet lizard that comes in my bathroom.
And I don't know how he, because we're remodeling the house.
If I get the house, I'm going to put money in it.
But he comes in through the bathroom because they're redoing the whole ceiling and everything.
And there's like a little spot.
Or he comes in through this.
I don't know.
But he ends up in the tub and he's sitting there.
And he's so cute.
But a snake. I've seen a baby snake but a big thing the thing is to that the they were like walking going somewhere traveling obviously and when I took out the big one I was just like oh
thank God and then I there was three babies and the babies are actually worse because they don't
control their venom they don't like regulate their venom yet when they're little.
Oh, scorpions are the same.
Yeah.
So the babies are actually more fatal.
Yeah, that's scorpions too.
Because they're not saving anything for later.
And you always check your bed for scorpions.
I had to check my bed nightly for scorpions when I went there,
and I found them often.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen a live scorpion.
Harry, I want to kick
your ass. He just sent me a snake picture. Fucking Harry. Oh I hate snakes so much.
Fat and spiders and prey mantises and stick bugs. Stick bugs scare me and prey mantises.
Oh my god my son my middle son is terrified of prey mantis. I'm like, why are you afraid of them?
He's like, because I got bit when I was little.
I'm like, bro, I don't know that that's true.
But if it is, I don't know.
I think they're awesome.
I think they're so pretty.
They're cannibals.
Did you know that?
They're cannibals.
When they're born, if they don't get away from the other one, they'll get eaten.
Every prey menace eats the other prey menace.
There's an orchid prey menace that looks like an orchid.
And if you're a praying menace and you walk up to it, it will eat you.
There is a.
Isn't that what the females do?
I think.
I think that they mate with the male and then they eat them.
And then they bite his head out.
But they, when they're born, they eat each other.
Like they will, the babies will eat each other.
They're very cannibalistic.
Right.
Living this dream.
Fulfilling all your life purposes and then don't have to raise the kids let's go i know and you have to
pray all the time they live that's what scared me is you're always not praying i'm like what are
you doing you're you're plotting out to jump on my face oh my god you were only put on this planet
to eat and have an orgy and then die immediately?
All flies are basically that.
That's basically what they do.
They just eat, they fuck, and they die.
Sticadas, they do this every 7 to 14 years?
Like, this is ridiculous.
What kind of life is this?
Those are creepy.
I think those are creepy because they're, like, underground.
We don't have them here in Washington.
I don't throw bombs around just recklessly
unless it's stacada season.
Right? Interesting.
Hey, that snake I sent you
a bitch around was the one that I got
with my weed eater yesterday while I was weed eating.
Oh my god, where the fuck do you live?
So I will never, ever go there.
Alabama.
Alabama.
Thanks again. I'm going to check that one
off my fucking list.
That's one of the
rattlesnakes that Alabama
is known for. Nope.
Actually, I'm going to be handing
Papa. I kid you guys not. I will be
handing Papa my phone and I will
say, babe, go to this message
and erase that so I don't have to look
at it because I'm so afraid
of snakes. That's wild though. Did you chop its head? Like, was it an accident or how did that
happen? Yeah, well, I was weed eating. We went out of town here a few weeks ago and I just,
I haven't, and I've been real busy ever since we've been home. I just haven't had time to weed
eat. Well, the areas around our fence and stuff and weeds and stuff were real tall.
So I was weedy.
I was trying to catch up on it.
And that is what was in the weeds while I was weedy.
Oh, my God, dude.
I was laying in weight.
Do your kids get to play outside?
That's all I'm thinking.
Like, your children?
Yeah, they do.
They do.
That's one thing.
We stress very much with our kids is, hey, don't play in the tall weeds.
Oh, okay.
Because we have a creek that runs through our property as well. And we always tell them, look, don't play in the tall
weeds. Because some of the big main things that we have around here is ticks and snakes. And
that's what comes with tall weeds. So, you know, we tell them, hey,
stay out of them. And I, but I make sure I cut my yard at least twice a week to cut down on the
bugs and the mosquitoes. Right. Do they, but I mean, they'll be in the other grassy areas too,
but you're saying specifically because they can hide, like, are they afraid of you? Like,
can hide like are they afraid of you like will they just like roll up on you yeah so all right
so they typically will not bother you unless they feel threatened okay okay um uh a lot of times
whenever you if you hear a rattlesnake or something like that you hear them rattling
they're still they're still more afraid of you than you are of them but uh it's not like they're still more afraid of you than you are of them. But it's not like they're going to chase you.
And I'm not going to bite them.
Now, if you go beating it with a stick, it might chase you.
But the biggest thing is just stay alive.
You know, we actually, my wife was outside in the yard one day,
and she was doing something, and a snake slithered right over her feet and she freaked out.
Yeah.
It was a big one too.
It was probably about four or five foot long.
Unless you're the cyber food.
And she freaked out.
Well, she, next thing I know, I see all kinds of notifications and stuff from commotion on my cameras.
And I look and it's her up on the kids trampling with a shotgun shooting at a snake and I'm like
I call her and I'm like
what is going on? She goes this big old
rattlesnake and I'm like
I'm pretty sure that's not a rattlesnake
but judging I said I can't really
see that well on the camera but that don't look like a
rattlesnake. Well she sent me a picture
of it and I was like baby that is a rat snake.
He is
harmless.
It's all perception, bro.
She felt scared.
Let her shoot the motherfucker.
How scared are you?
Like, how scared of snakes are you?
Like, would Papa Bear's silhouette scare you?
Oh, dude, let me tell you.
So we have Gardener, or Gardner, whatever you say, snakes here in Washington.
And I've seen a couple out front.
I would not go out the front door for how long, babe?
I didn't.
I would not.
Are you talking about gardener snakes?
Yes.
Gardeners snakes, yes.
The ones that definitely won't hurt you.
The ones that go out and they garden with you.
Babe, how long?
I'm telling him.
Tell him.
I'm serious.
You still don't go out the front door without.
I still don't.
I'll go out the front door and I try to talk to the snakes.
And I tell them, okay, you guys, I'm about to walk through.
If you could please go to your homes until I get to the car, I'd really appreciate it.
And I kid you guys not.
I say it the whole way to the car.
And I'm watching everywhere because I'm afraid of them.
I want to take you doing that.
That'd be the funniest YouTube ever.
The YouTube short.
Okay, you guys.
Do not come out.
That is so funny.
There's a flower you can plant.
The stakes hate it.
And they won't come anywhere near it.
Really?
Top of the hair should have just planted the flower around.
And then be like, there, you're safe now.
What is the flower?
Also, I'm totally lying.
Or if you could have told her that
and just planted posies or whatever the
fuck and then she wouldn't have cared.
What's the flower?
Honestly, you know, you might
not like this idea, but I can
tell you how to keep the dangerous
snakes away from your house.
How?
How?
Go and get
king snakes and put them out around your house. How? How? Go and get get
king snakes
and put them out around your house
and they'll kill all of the venomous.
No shot.
They will keep all the venomous
snakes killed around your house.
Are those ones not poisonous?
No, they are.
No, king snakes are not.
They don't.
You're telling somebody
there's a friend of snakes.
You don't have to put out
a real snake.
You don't have to put out
a rubber snake
that looks like the real thing
and the snakes aren't
the smartest thing.
They're not going to be like,
that's rubber.
They'll just be like,
oh no.
But you're telling mama bear
that doesn't like snakes at all
to go get other snakes
to get rid of those snakes
and she's like,
what?
Even a rubber snake.
Yeah, 10 points for
that one by the way i tell you it really does work though uh you know it's a lot of people
freak out when they see king snakes i'm like look learn what they look like and make sure you
protect them because as long as you have them around you will you're most likely not to ever see a venomous snake. Because they hunt and kill venomous snakes.
Oh my god.
They kill their own kind?
That's even worse, bro.
They sound like fucking gangsters.
I'm afraid of...
Oh my god, no.
I would think of it like vigilantes hunting the savages.
Okay, okay.
Scrappy, tell me.
Hey, Harry. Harry, what kind
of rattlesnake was it? Eastern Diamondback?
Was it Eastern Diamondback?
I believe it was Eastern Diamondback. Oh, he can send you a picture, don't you
worry. He's got a big, fat,
scary picture.
Right, yeah, and you're right. King Snake is not
venomous. I was thinking of a different one. King Snake
looks similar to a coral snake, but the
colors are in a different order.
That's the main thing.
Do you remember which one's a coral snake?
Red and black, stand back.
No, red and yellow, he's a good fellow.
Yellow and red, you're gonna be dead.
I think that's how you have to say it.
What the fuck? I'm not gonna sit there
and figure out what primary colors these motherfuckers are.
It's not happening.
By the time we say it.
Yeah.
Papa's fucked.
He's colorblind.
So we're fucked all the way around.
Not happening.
Red and yellow.
He's a deadly fellow.
Yellow and red.
I'm not sure which way it goes.
I'd be dead.
Yeah.
So would Papa.
He can't see between red and green.
So we'd just be all around fucked. He'd be like,
babe, we're good to come outside.
Then we'd both be laying dead on the ground.
Poor thing.
No, I just don't.
I don't even like to go outside. If anybody
tells me, my son told me the other day,
yeah, a goose likes to sit in the window
because there's a bunch of snakes down there. He watches.
Well, nope. Now I'm not going out front or near the side of the house now.
I'll just completely avoid it.
I'll just stay right fucking here.
When we lived in El Paso, so I'm from El Paso originally, El Paso, Texas.
And that's desert.
My grandma lived up on the mountain.
We looked over the city.
And that's what happened to the neighbor.
She had gone into her car. and she's driving down the road and a snake came out from her,
um, undercarriage, you know, like the, the console of the vehicle.
And she felt something on her leg and she didn't know what the hell it was.
And she felt it again and looked down, screamed, pulled over the car.
Luckily I would have crashed the motherfucker.
No way.
And, um um evidently
they find them all the time they get in through the engine bay and it came out through the interior
because they try to get cool no fucking shot bro no shot i would have had a car accident dude and
then somebody told me they like to come up in toilets so when i tell you i have such a phobia of toilets too
from another situation when i was in texas i was constantly just looking back behind me like oh my
god oh my god what is okay is there anything behind me yep i know that and consciously don't
turn on the light don't even look just sit down and and go. Yeah. Oh, I guess you do, bro.
I'm worried. I'm curious how many
have actually come. Oh my god, dude.
I'm not joking. It's just like a
worst nightmare of mine. The worst.
I'm surprised you're...
I need to have something I can do to my PFP
so you know I'm probably not going to
be too serious.
Babe,
you're going to have to give me so much love.
I'm like giving myself anxiety right now.
I'm like,
between this and the conversation the other day about toilets and stuff,
I'm surprised,
you know,
like you're,
I'm going to tell my therapist on Monday that I did exposure therapy.
There you go.
That's awesome.
I'm going to need therapy after computers.
Dude, isn't it disgusting?
I just can't even.
Everybody will.
That thing is wild.
I made dinner and I just threw it all away.
I would have too.
Yeah, because you see his PFP'd it?
It's disgusting.
I'm going to call him Dingleberry Strap Guy for now on.
My glasses don't work very well.
Did you say you're going to call him Dingleberry Strap God?
Oh my god.
No, Dingleberry Strap Guy.
Oh, Scrap Guy.
I liked Dingleberry Strap Guy.
It reminds me of like a college night where you had just a crazy night.
You wake up in a field and you look down and that's what she said.
Oh, God.
To be honest, sweetie, I don't ever remember any days like that.
Yeah, of course you don't.
But if you look down and that's when you say, oh, shit, that was the wrong hole.
That's like, oh, man, I got to do better.
I just do better. I just,
if something came up to my toilet.
If I was out of my finger,
looks like that, I'm gonna go,
what the hell is going on back there?
Well, I was thinking it wasn't a finger.
That's what I was thinking.
You know, it was just the wrong hole.
So, that's what I really want.
Because it is hairy, too.
Papa, is your pinky that hairy that hairy babe i feel like your pinky
is pretty hairy um i don't think so he's looking at it right now
i have one pinky that has like way more hair it's not on the pinky it's like on the knuckle
like i whenever you break something that area has like increased growth about everything it's
crazy so like there's a lot there's a lot of lopsided hair things i've got going on and Whenever you break something, that area has increased growth about everything. It's kind of crazy.
There's a lot of lopsided hair things I've got going on.
And the biggest one, though, you probably noticed but didn't know why.
My hairline and my eyebrows and my eyelashes.
I was making some contact explosives in high school.
Well, they work.
Oh, shit. explosives in high school um well they work uh oh shit did you just say that one that you have uh
that uh a pinky with uh did you say that one of your pinkies has an actual stakes as growth
it has more hair on like the my that hand has more hair on it like longer hair like whenever
you break an arm or like break a pinky or a finger or whatever like that when that area heals it's always like got like better skin like lusher hair you're like well i don't need hair there okay
that's amazing i did not know that maybe it could just be me though and i'm you're an anomaly
yeah like oh no just another another anomaly that's's hard to say. Anominal now. It is. You know I can't say the L word. It's for flooring. I cannot say that word. Don't. It's not happening.
I cannot say it. Babe, say it. What word is it? Papa has to say it.
What is it? What were you saying Dream? Is that yeah. I joined simply because of the freaking
pinky conversation. i was in their
space yesterday and like uh i did some art for them but when i did the art i actually took a
picture of my own pinky and i didn't realize that my pinky was crooked it's kind of like chubby on
the top and so my twin sister happened to call me i'm talking about my pinky turn she's like send me
a picture i'll send you a picture of my pinky and I was like all right and she's like mine's worse than yours and she's
like it's crooked by like the the knuckle part whatever and she's just like yeah you know I
guess we just messed up our freaking fingers while we played ball but yeah we were sending
pictures of our pinkies I'm literally taking a picture of my pinky right now to see if it's looking crooked.
It's kind of chubby on the top. It's weird.
But yeah, I did art in their space.
And when I did the art, I made it look kind of freaky and stuff. And like that, that pinky is like a lot fatter than my actual pinky,
but I had to get in this conversation because of uh computer his
crap guy now that i look at it my pinky grows weird too everyone's gotta share pinky pictures
now dude everybody's gotta share pinky pictures that's a great idea none of my stories are real
i just want to one-up you guys um so anyway, so my pinky on my right hand, that's not true.
My pinky on my right hand, I broke it.
I got a double boxers fracture, so there's no knuckle on that far pinky.
And it's at like a weird angle.
And I also got it stuck in a belt sander when I was a kid.
We locked it on the arm position, and I was holding it still,
and my dad was making some wood swords wood like swords and whatever shit for we were playing with and uh he bumped my arm and it just went right in behind the
guard and just took like a third of the pinky off so the nail looked a little bit weird oh i bet it
did my son did that on a um on a treadmill with his thumb but it was like the bottom part um so
if you were to take your thumb and trace like that very bottom knuckle and it
shredded him right there and into the fatty part on the outer side of his hand. Oh my God,
my mom was watching him. I'll never forget that, that she was fucked. I was so mad at her.
My dad severed the tendons in his pinky years ago. And now when he drinks his coffee,
he can't bend that one pinky. So he's got the pinky sticking now when he drinks his coffee he can't bend that one pinky so he's
got the pinky sticking out whenever he drinks his coffee that's fantastic one of my sons actually
has trigger finger have you ever seen that it's where he can't he can't like bend down that's a
trip too it's like where it's like attached like the the tendons down at the bottom yeah that's a
trip the worst thing that i've seen is
my brother was running after me and i slammed the door and he fell back and he bit his tongue in half
and we had to take him to the hospital um and they actually this is a fun fact they actually
cannot stitch your tongue um though i have seen people split their tongues and have it stitched
so i don't know but they told us this was many years ago in Germany, that they could not stitch it because it's a muscle.
So he actually had to have like a splint on the outer sides of his tongue.
Couldn't eat any solids.
And we actually had to like constantly wet it.
But it healed really quick.
But it was hanging just by a very small amount.
Wow.
That's awesome.
They saved the rest of it.
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It just grew back together like a lizard.
Yeah, it was a trip.
So he loves to tell people.
Does he still have taste? He does.
He does.
Does he still have taste?
Yeah, and he loves to tell people that I cut his tongue off or whatever his story is.
So, yeah, he has a huge scar across the whole part.
But it was amazing how little
it was hanging like i don't even know maybe like a 16th of an inch it was very i mean it was just
all the way done so that's that's that's got me feeling yeah you got me feeling like the way i
feel when i'm giving blood man i don't know what's going on. What's wrong with me right now? I'm feeling pain. It's painful thinking. It is. It is. I know. It is very painful. I always think
about, and the other thing I did really naughty to my brother, he used to run after me with a
butcher knife. And so I turned around and put my knee up and I popped his balls on my knee.
It wasn't on purpose. He like walked into it
and his nuts crunched on my knee and he fell down and he was on the floor for at least three hours.
I mean, that's not cool.
I'm just going to go ahead and say this. Yeah, he was. But I will say this on behalf of all men.
We hurt ourselves enough.
That's true.
With those signs out there.
We don't need people kicking us more.
It's like worse than even getting good with nunchucks.
You're going to hurt yourself
so often for the rest of your life.
You can walk into something
and they roll the wrong way.
You're at your knees.
Wait until you're old and they're hanging down to your knees
i hear that happens you just sit down just sit down into like sideways into a car real fast
trying to get out of the way oh my god it's funny that you guys are saying this because yesterday
my son he opened up a box that was on the floor and he turns around he's like oh and i'm like
what's wrong with you he's like I just hit my fucking nut so hard.
And his girlfriend comes in.
She's like, what's wrong?
I was like, oh, my God.
Just a simple thing.
Yep.
Simple things.
When I was a kid, I'll tell you, I found the worst thing I've ever experienced was, you know, like, you know what a fish tape is for pulling a watchdog wire?
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But whenever you roll a fish tank back up
and you get right there at the end,
you better slow down.
Because if you don't, that thing is going to come around
and it's going to slap you in the back of the nuts
like you have never felt before.
And it is horrible.
Every electrician has been through this torture.
Every single one.
I'm sure they have.
That's great.
I'm sorry, Dream.
What's up?
Yo, my very first hickey, I've only ever gotten two hickeys in my life.
One was on my chin and one was on my forehead.
It's kind of a long story with my forehead one.
So the very first hickey that I ever got, like I said, was on my chin,
simply because the dude that I was dating at the time he was a star football player and he
asked me to toss him the remote the remote control for the tv and i did and he missed and like it
freaking landed right on his freaking ding dong and he got pissed off so he threw me to the ground
and he sucked my chin and i'm like and like literally less than a second and then he got up
and he's like oh i'm like oh what and then he's just like oh my god don't look in the mirror and i was like what and i was like
well you just got like a bunch of freaking um you know uh spit all over me and i was like freaking
nasty he's like just don't just don't look in the mirror and i looked in the mirror and i'm like oh
my gosh i'm not allowed to have hickeys what am i supposed to tell my mom this is my very first
first hickey and now it's on my damn chin it looks like i got freaking hair there supposed to go to school i was like
what is going on i was like he's like with a nail file he had a chelp it oh it was it it was so bad
and he's just like well i know a trick you could probably get like a chapstick cap and you roll it
on so i did that which it just left more marks and then he's like well i know another trick you could just put a spoon in the freezer and then as soon as like it gets really cold and you roll it on. So I did that, which it just left more marks. And then he's like, well, I know another trick. You could just put a spoon in the
freezer and then as soon as it gets really cold
and you could put it there. I missed school
for like, I think, three, four days because I didn't want
to go to school looking at people thinking that I
had hair.
At that point, you just go and smack
your chin against a brick wall.
Oh my god, just bust it open, go get some
stitches while you're at it. Oh my god, that would be
horrible. There was something you just said.
They gave me some PTSD.
You just said, throw it to me, right?
So I was at a birthday party, and I was sitting in like a swing or something, and I was just
kind of hanging out.
And they said, the pizza's arrived.
And I go, hey, just throw me a slice.
And the girls at the time gestured as if to throw a slice, but she had the pizza
cutter in her hand, and the blade
comes out, flies across
the room, and hits me in the face.
Oh, my God!
You've got such
bad luck!
Oh, my God, dude. That's horrible.
That sounds like a chance to murder.
I have a scar from this.
Have you guys all
zipped up your penis, though?
Because I feel like this is a very common thing.
Zipper and
one time...
Oh, my God.
I've never done this.
I got a better question.
Have any of you guys ever had a tick there?
A tick?
Yes, actually.
Oh, my God. tick there a tick ow yes actually oh my god and my son actually came to me like here about a year
ago and he he was six and he's like dad something's wrong with my thing you know but what are you
talking about and he was like what's on what and i was like what in the world and i looked and he's showing i was like what in the world and i look and he got a tick right behind the head
i was like oh no so we had to get that thing out and that was one of the worst one of the
worst tick removals i've ever had to do but come to find out that wasn't the worst of it
we ended up counting 46 ticks on him uh we we went, me and him, we like playing with RC crawlers and stuff.
And we went up to the mountains behind my house, and there's a bunch of big rocks up there.
Well, he was crawling around on these rocks, and I guess he got in a nest.
Because we ended up counting 46 total baby ticks all over.
Oh, hell no, bro.
Oh, no.
We spent, yeah, we, we spent about, probably about three to four hours pulling them off
and finding them.
And then, you know, we saved all of them.
We took them to the doctor.
We had them checked.
I was just going to ask that.
I'm not familiar.
So you actually have to take the tick to have it checked, out i was just gonna ask that i have no idea yeah that
a lot of a lot of doctors will ask for the tick um to ask for the ticks but they run blood work
and stuff to check for it the they'll run it the day of and or the day you bring them in, and then you come back about two weeks later, and they run a second round of laps to make sure you're on fire.
And how do you get them out?
I've heard people say you have to catch them on fire.
I've heard, because the heads will stay in there, right?
Like you're screwed.
Yeah, if you keep a little bit of heat on their back with the flame, sometimes they'll pull their head out and you can get away with it that way.
Are they barbed?
They have
these little fangs
that go in and latch in.
And when they latch in,
they're there to stay.
They don't want to leave.
They're like fishing hook barbs on the side of their face.
What the fuck, dude? No way,
you guys. Don't look at those
under a magnoscope magnoscope man fuck a magnifying glass or something oh hell no
yeah it's horrible ticks are horrible i hate a tick more than i do yeah i don't like either
the only reason why i asked is because ticks migrate to guys for like the private part because
it's usually like the it's really warm and actually happened yeah it actually happened to um the dude that i was dating with um for a long
time he happened to come in and he's like can you check something for me i was like yeah sure and
he starts pulling down his pants i was like oh i'm not in the mood and then he's like no no no i
really want you to check something i was like all right and then he whips it out and he's like that
molar is that a tick and i look at it i was like bro you got a tick and he's like, alright. And then he whips it out and he's like, is that a molar or is that a tick?
And I look at it and I was like, bro,
you got a tick and he's like, take it off, take it off.
And I was like, oh hell no, I'm not touching that.
I was like, you take it off.
Can you imagine if you guys would have had
intercourse and then it was transferred to
inside of you?
What the fuck?
That's a horror story.
I mean, that's where my thinking goes, bro.
I don't know.
You're right, though. Can you imagine being a tick?
You're just sucking some blood,
and all of a sudden, you're in this party
you did not sign up for.
Could you imagine?
You're a tick, and next thing you know,
you end up with somebody's ass.
Well, it's warmer here
Oh my god
There's a stinky brown pinky in this motherfucker
What's going on
Nobody else
Survive on corn
What'd you say quack
You can spin them
You just like pick them
Hold them and you spin them
And they'll let go if you spin them The heat like uh pick up you know hold them and you spin them and they'll let go if you
spin them the heat works too but dude freaking luminous got one my partner and his belly button
and it was before i knew the spin trick and i tried to get it out and the head got stuck in
there and like we didn't have tweezers. It was like the most stressful.
He's like, get it out.
I'm just going to say,
if somebody didn't hear the first part of that and they just came in and they heard
when I found out that spin
trick and then they heard the head and then
they heard tweezers. Clip it.
Everybody clip it. Somebody go clip that shit.
You got to know tricks when you're dealing
with the micro, I guess. I don't know.
Oh, my God.
Quack.
That's horrible.
Found the ticker.
There's something about it, you guys.
There's something about knowing that something live is in you.
Like, and I'm not talking about a fetus.
I'm talking about this tick.
Like, there's something about that that is just, it's too much.
I can't do it.
I mean, that's technically
a man too, though.
He's like,
what just bit my dick? Oh, sorry, I guess
I might have gotten a couple ticks.
Scrappy.
Hello.
Something that Andy would say that's going to, like, invade your planet.
I just want to feel it.
I just want to feel it.
Cover them with a cotton ball with rubbing alcohol also.
Then do you catch it on fire?
They die now.
No, no, you just...
We're all drinking.
Tix and myself, let's go.
Let's see how long you can hang.
Oh, so they don't like the smell of the alcohol?
Is that what you're saying?
No, they don't.
I think it smothers them.
Yeah, it rubs their oxygen
off or whatever. You saturate
the cotton ball with rubbing alcohol
and just put it on them for
about 45 seconds.
We fill them off and put them in alcohol, like a little thing of alcohol.
It's already off you.
You torture and kill it.
Do they lay eggs in you?
I had the worst thing.
Ew, I don't want to know.
Okay, I had the worst thing happen to me.
You guys listen to this.
And I don't think it was a tick, but okay okay so trying to not be so graphic here your hip okay
go to your hip and go a little bit towards your butt kind of like where a panties area would go
if you're not wearing thongs and I had this like big bump there and I could not figure like I was
messing with it I was like god is this like a zit like I was younger I remember going and telling
my mom and so I laid down on I remember going and telling my mom.
And so I laid down on the bed and her and my sister were fucking with it.
And they wouldn't tell me.
And it turns out something had bit me and laid eggs.
And so she said that they had gotten it out.
Obviously, it was infected.
That's the way my body was responding to it.
But something had laid eggs in there when there were all these little things that were crawling out.
You guys, I kid you not i i can't even i can't even believe i just brought this up because it
is so fucking mortifying to me so do you guys think it was a tick like you tick
this is really weird that i watched a thing on a court thing that a guy a lady sued a guy that was her boyfriend because a spider crawled in her ear
and laid eggs now he actually when she took he took her over there the light was off and dark
and she said when she got there he had this big case of spiders because he he likes spiders and
obviously the case of spiders broke or whatever so he tried to blame it on the landlord.
But it was him.
And she had to have surgery.
But the thing crawled in her ear and laid eggs.
And she. No shot.
No shot.
I have seen that on ER story.
This lady came in.
She did not speak English.
She told them it sounded like a helicopter.
They had to call in psych.
They thought that she was having a mental issue.
It turns out that there was actually like a beetle inside of her ear.
And it was making this very large noise, you know, which sounded like a fucking helicopter.
And they just pulled it out and she was good to go.
But dude, uh-uh.
Nope.
I, mm-mm.
Just thinking about that.
You can put diatomaceous earth on ticks too, I think maybe that might work.
I wonder how that would, because any like hard-bodied insect usually gets pretty tore up by diatomaceous earth on ticks too I think maybe that might work I wonder how that because any like hard-bodied insect usually gets pretty tore up by diatomaceous earth food grade DE
oh dude mama bear wasn't a chigger you know I don't know I don't think we have chiggers here
I don't think they have I don't think they have chiggers here in Washington um I do think it was
some type of spider my mom never showed me because, they didn't tell me for days after which they should have bro, because I would have gone to the hospital. But it was bizarre,
like it was it was the most painful thing. And obviously, you know, my body was creating a
barrier because there was, you know, some kind of infection to it. But I think about that
periodically. I'm like, Oh, my God, I would have probably just passed out right there if I would
have seen that. So yeah, because when you see that, like, if you get cut and you see it, that's when it hurts.
If you don't look at it, it doesn't hurt.
Is that right?
Well, and my daughter-in-law is mortified of little holes.
I'm bringing this up.
It's like a phobia of hers, like little black holes.
And that's always what I think about.
I'm like, oh, my my god are they just like embedded
I don't fucking know we have hands
she won't like the pinky
the pinky story
the pinky what
if she's mortified
a black hole she will not like the pinky story
yeah you're right but I think it's little
little black holes
you know what I mean like little bitty I don't. I don't know if anybody has that. What's up, Dream?
Oh, but what I was saying with my dude getting the tick, freaking since I wouldn't take it off, we literally had to go to the hospital because he started getting the bullseye around it. And a doctor had to take it off. And when I was in the room, the doctor's like, all right, let me see. And then he's like, you know, I'll show you. But I mean, I want her out of the room. And I was like, come on the doctor's like all right let me see and then he's like you know I I'll show you but I mean I want her out of the room and I was like come on you
already showed me let me see the doctor freaking grab your ding dong I was like why not I was like
this is freaking hilarious and then he's like get out of the room I was like come on what is the
bullseye what does that mean um the bullseye because of the tick um biting him he was uh
he I think he got Lyme disease and so he
had to take a bunch of medicine a bunch of crap oh shit okay so it's like an indicator for them
you guys I'm not savvy to like I'm not savvy to any ticks like I've never I don't know anything
about that stuff so yeah it was it was quite bad actually but yeah he had to take Lyme disease
to use pills and all sorts of crap.
At least they're able to screen for it. Cause I've seen a lot of people who find out many years later that they have that and they have all kinds of crazy complications.
So I was just going to say, Quack, where you're from, are there a lot of ticks too? Like originally
from? In Oklahoma? Yeah, there's some tics i think leeches were the worst
but tics and where i'm at here now is more i mean i lived in the city in oklahoma um but in
and even a little bit in texas in the city and so here i'm in the country and it is like a freaking nightmare when the season comes they just flood like and what's crazy
is they have these ones that are like so i have these big ones right like the big deer ticks and
they have these ones i mean i can't even like i can hardly even separate my fingers enough like
they're so tiny they're like micro little ticks and they like to bite my cats in particular.
And it's freaking, they're the worst because they're so small.
You can't even like.
Do they do the head kind of thing?
Like the other ticks?
Yeah.
Oh, hell no, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what, that's what I got on my son was a bunch of those little itty bitty ticks.
You could barely see them.
They just look like little, like, they look like You could barely see them. They just look like little
like they look like dirt. A lot of them look like
little, well it almost look like just
pepper grain. Oh my god
that's horrible.
Hell no. And leeches, no
thank you.
The leeches, I can't, that's why
I love where I live now because
the water, like okay so in
Oklahoma we'd be like, we'd float on the river and if you'd sit like on the shore with your now because the water like okay so in oklahoma we'd be like we'd float on the
river and if you'd sit like on the shore with your feet in the water like you might be getting hit up
with some leeches if you get too close to the edge like a freaking water moccasin might fall
from a tree into your boat or water moccasin they swim and try to get in your boat dude i'm not i can't handle it and then they got gar
which are fish with teeth and then out here like the the rivers are super crystal clear
there's like no leeches no water moccasins like no gar it's like cool i could just like float in
this water safely and it's great oh my god dude i Yeah, so water moccasins are snakes that like water, right?
That they swim.
Yeah, and they're freaking venomous.
Oh, fuck no.
And they're aggressive, dude.
Like, they try to get in your boat.
Like, we'd be in these big float rafts, and they'd be, like, trying to swim from the water, like, up into the boat.
And it just.
They'll leap out of the water.
Yeah, dude. No fucking shot.
Okay, so Oklahoma's a no.
Alabama's a no.
Yeah, we've got water moccasins
in a lot of the creeks around here.
And they will.
They'll fall out of creeks.
They will. They'll fall out of creeks into your boats.
Because they want to, like, why?
They just want to attack you?
Yeah, they are. They're just like, I don't know what it is.
I guess they're like the rabid species of a snake.
Fuck no, bro.
Okay, so theoretically, I go and get bit by one of these things.
Am I supposed to bring it so that they can give me medicine to help me?
Or how do you guys?
No, fuck that.
Just tell them you got bit by a snap.
You got bit by a water moccasin and get treatment immediately.
Okay.
They say, they say if you get like, okay, the, the snake that I sent you,
which was a timber adler,
they say you get one of those,
you've got 30 minutes to get in the hospital 30 oh my god how do you how do people
take them seriously like so you go into the r and you just hope to god that they don't have a long
wait to triage like what the fuck no no one no if you walk in around here it should be like this
anyway but around here you walk into a hospital
and say, I was bit by a rattlesnake, you are top priority. They will have, they are moving you.
They will not, they will skip triage. Okay. Okay. It's time. But usually, usually if you get bit by
a snake, one of the best things to do, which is a good common practice around here is call the
hospital ahead of time and let them know you're coming because a lot of times what they can do
is they will let they they can even radio in and they can have an ambulance headed toward headed the direction you're coming from is you need to do the habit.
I think
it's taken very seriously
to your side of your head.
Oh my god.
That's great advice, dude.
Mama, dude, so Luminous,
they were walking in LA,
and there's lots of rattlesnakes down there,
and they were walking a dog, and it was his buddy's
dog, and dog got bit by a rattlesnake
and so they and they were out in the wilderness you know so they pick it up put it over like the
guys like his was like a decent sized dog like over the you know his shoulders and around his
neck and just fucking run right and so they get to the vet and the vet so messed up they're like
well we have three options and they're like okay he's like well there's the cheap stuff the middle
ground stuff and the expensive stuff and he's like well does the cheap stuff work they're like well we have three options and they're like okay he's like well there's the cheap stuff the middle ground stuff and the expensive stuff and he's like well does the
cheap stuff work they're like uh you know maybe and you're like what the fuck you know like so
of course they spend the whatever thousands of dollars to get the good stuff because like why
am i even there like what why are you even asking me exactly so crazy but dude it's pretty gnarly we
uh we got rattlesnakes only in certain areas here like if you're in the forest it's too damp and
they don't they're not really down they want like big fields rocks meadows kind of a deal
and but one of the places i was at it was so terrible um they a little girl she was probably
like 10 got bit by a baby rattlesnake which they're the worst because they um can't control
their venom and so you get more of it instead of like an adult that can you know stop and and she
it was like underneath the freaking play place stuff, like the playground swing set.
And they, luckily her mom or the place she was at, her mother was the fire department chief.
And so they actually had a helicopter land at their house and flew her to San Francisco.
San Francisco because we're like we're pretty rural you know and and like sometimes they joke
Cause we're like, we're pretty rural, you know?
that you should probably go to the vet instead of the uh local hospital for for help because
the hospital's just kind of wild right but but so she was in the hospital for like four months and
uh they thought maybe she was gonna lose her leg she turned out to be all right
but like it was a huge life change for that for that
family you know and um neurological issue you know like in her leg sensation stuff and
wild they're serious creatures man yeah fuck that yep well my uh my my fear of them is valid, damn it. I'm fucking afraid of snakes.
Yeah, me too.
I mean, like, and then I think about, like, the giant snakes and, like, the Amazon.
I'm like, oh, like the anacondas.
There's no shot.
Yeah, fuck those things.
Fuck those things.
Oh, no.
We were talking about this the other day, like australia too or like thailand like some
of the freaking like the spiders that are like the size of your dining room table you know and
like i just i'm grateful that our bugs are small like could you imagine like a yellow jacket
being like the size of a turkey or something like no no i can't. I cannot. Scrappy?
You can't come hang out with the pythons down here in Florida.
That's it. And that's another thing I don't fuck with.
I don't like alligators.
I don't like crocodiles because those motherfuckers can outrun me.
So, no, thank you.
I appreciate your time.
Yeah, I've almost hit alligators crossing the road down here.
Wow.
Yeah, that was fun times.
It was like a big log walking across the road.
And it's like, oh, I've got to slow down and stop and wait for him to go across.
Otherwise, you tear up your car.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, my grandma, her sister.
Yeah, those same things have the right of way.
They what?
They have the right of way?
Yeah, they do.
Oh, yeah.
And you see, like, alligator
crossing. Bitch, get out of the road.
Just let him be.
Nope. That's a nope for me, dude.
My grandma's sister
had her dog
taken by one of them.
Like literally, she's walking down the road and it was in the ditch thing and she didn't see it and just grabbed it and fucking ate her dog.
I'm like, nope, that's a no for me.
Tricky, are you in Florida?
Yeah, I'm in Florida.
That happened in my grandma's neighborhood all the time.
I don't know why these ladies would think walking by the canal is not a good look.
There's nothing good about it
What about people who have a pool though and they go to jump in the pool and they've already gone too far and there's a fucking alligator
No, bro. No, it's your pool though, man. He's the guest in your house
My thing is if you can
And not see an alligator where do you look
where do you right when you when you live in florida you just run and jump it's the water's
nice you don't have to you know you just run and jump you don't whatever but also it's florida so
we don't really care about things like that but a case in point i was going to tell you this story
where we were at John Penney Camp.
It was like this little place you can't – I think it wasn't that.
But anyways, they have an area that you can canoe.
And it was my whole family in this like normal basic canoe.
We find like a 20-foot gator like in the mangroves.
My parents are drunk. They like throw a beer can at it and hit
it just like guys we're in a canoe this isn't this is not the time yeah that doesn't seem like a time
to rock the boat motherfucker what are we doing here i'm like we might be able to out paddle this
guy but like oh no not if he's already decided to move.
And you know hippos.
Hippos will fuck you up too.
Oh, yeah.
No way.
They will straight up run in the water, like, at 30 miles an hour or 40 miles an hour.
Like, they are insane.
Maybe not 40.
Like, 30 miles an hour or 25.
No, they're fast.
They're fast.
They are fast.
Yep.
Like, and they're so big that the water doesn't even, like, slow them down.
Like, they will just try to get you at all the cost.
You can just leave a second.
The alligator will laugh at you.
My God.
Yeah.
That's wild.
Is that your wife?
She's telling us about it, bro.
She's telling us.
Yeah, that's my wife.
Say hi to you guys.
Hello.
She sounds super enthusiastic to say hi to you guys.
She does.
She does.
It's okay
she's probably tired of hearing us all the time she's like who the fuck space are you in now
so um mama bear i got a couple friends but like uh when something happens to me you have to figure
out wallet security you got to go to mama bear and let her instruct you to the right people
oh that's true maybe like there's a couple of good people. I'm like, yeah, you guys, you're answering my will.
Don't just start interacting with things in your wallet thinking you got all this money.
Hold on a second.
It's funny.
Me and Papa were talking about that yesterday.
I think it was on space.
I was like, OK, so if something happens to you, like, how do I get into your crypto wallets?
And he's like, well, I'm not going to talk about that on a recorded space, but's all taken care of i'm like okay um you know we don't want anything to happen to papa but
shit we gotta know i have a i have a cipher that i've made oh nice okay nice so it's like a a key
to decrypt whatever information so like you'll you'll find in my will a 50 seed phrase.
Obviously, you don't need all 50 words.
But do you know which ones to take out?
Probably not.
Probably not.
But the cipher tells you, so it's all good.
Nice.
That's awesome.
You can save that shit in email as long as you don't save the cipher anywhere.
You know what I mean?
Well, you guys, it has been a fucking eventful space I feel
like we're at a good stopping point um I lost my co-host papa but joe mama always stands strong up
here um yeah we're gonna head out papa actually had to leave and as soon as he drives up I'm gonna
have him take me out again so um that's my trick is I'm gonna go out there and get my you know my
big eyes and I'm gonna be like babe can we go and he'll be like where I'm going to go out there and get my, you know, my big eyes.
And I'm going to be like, babe, can we go?
And he'll be like, where did you want to go, honey?
And then we'll just go wherever I want.
So, yep, that's what we do.
But anyways, thank you guys all for showing up.
I appreciate each and every one of you.
Oh, shit.
He's in the listeners.
Fuck, I didn't know he was in here.
Damn it.
Okay, whatever.
Anyways, you guys.
Tricky Buddha, it's a pleasure.
Joe Mama AJ.
You got to bat those eyes extra.
I do.
Don't you worry.
I'm talented.
I've been told.
Holy fuck.
Anyways, you guys, the tech.
I hope you have a good night.
Dream, it was a pleasure talking to you.
SVP, you guys know what to do.
Stinky Brown Pinky.
These guys are hilarious.
Papa, I'm not letting you up.
And House, Ebo, Demigod, DatDegenFix.
I think that's how you say your name.
Legit, have a good night.
Ken, who else we got down here?
Vinny and Kosvanova.
I don't know how to say your name.
Anyways, you guys, Dream I Miss You House.
I don't know.
Anyways, I hope you guys have a wonderful rest of your night.
We'll be back tomorrow at 4 p.m. Pop Standard Time.
And that is 7 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
And do something for yourself.
It's Saturday where I am.
Even if you just go outside and touch grass
for a little while with your feet and do some tapping or some, just do some mindfulness,
be present in the moment. That's my goal. I'm going to be present in the moment, even if it's
just for a few moments and enjoy the life that I have and look around me and be grateful for the
trees and the grass and the air that we breathe. So don't forget to move with intention and we will see you back tomorrow.
Thanks again.
W's in the shot.
I'm going to go see if I can push someone into a car accident.
I'm going to go cuss out some mosquitoes.
Quack quack.
Quack quack.
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