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PUMP.FUN, ETFs, ARAB MONEY & BIGMAN BDAY
Recorded: March 21, 2025 Duration: 1:57:39Space Recording
Short Summary
The conversation touches on various aspects of the crypto market, including trends in DeFi and NFTs, the decline in certain projects' influence, and speculative theories about AI and government involvement. There is also discussion about the integration of traditional financial products with blockchain technology, highlighting ongoing innovations and market shifts.
Full Transcription
Yo, what you telling me, bro?
Let's fucking go.
It's Friday.
What are you telling me, Pres.
Ganes, Suka.
Oh, I appreciate you, bro.
Oh, yes.
What's good, brother?
Happy birthday.
Oh, thank you, man.
It's weird.
I'm getting old.
I'm getting all my bones creak and, yeah.
Fuck me.
It's more painful getting old, bro.
I'm still not even that old yet, but I don't know.
I don't know what I'm going to be like when I get to your age, bro.
It's going to be over for me.
I'm impressed you knew what that was, brother.
Or are you just assuming because it was a lucky guess, I'll be honest.
I just said 27.
I wasn't sure if you were out there tagging some Russians, brother.
Was it Russian?
I didn't even know what language you was.
Just a fucking guess.
Yes, I said, happy birthday, bitch, in Russian.
So big man, 27's a big fucking year.
Don't sleep on yourself, bro.
You got to push it harder than you ever push it this year.
It's like the truth.
This is like where men are made or broken.
It's true, brother.
There's a whole club for people like you.
Yeah, no, I'm still, I mean, I just want some real shit, bro.
Like, like, this is a full cycle, bro.
Like, so, like, 27, there goes in 27 years cycles.
And, like, your work starts now.
So, that's just serious.
Is this a thing?
Is 27 a big birthday?
I feel like it was pretty amazing.
Look up Saturn's return, bro.
27 men step it up or they break down, bro.
Oh, great.
Or look up 27 club, actually.
That might be a little more.
That might be a little more inspiring for you.
Yeah.
27 club?
Don't die either.
Yeah, no, I'm back.
Yeah, it's a bunch of rock stars who decided to check out pretty much.
Well, I'm halfway there, bro.
Who knows?
We'll see.
Any more rugs this year?
And, you know, I might just fucking do it.
All right.
So what the fuck is going on right now, huh?
What is this?
Yeah, I know, bro.
Seven people?
My fucking birthday?
This is pretty lonely, guys.
This isn't helping the 27 club meta, you know?
Bro, the real ones showed up for you, though.
Here we are.
Let's fucking go, bro.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate you coming here.
I don't know what's going on.
We clearly need to Amy's pool for any listeners, bro.
They've given up on us, brats.
Hold on, I got you.
I got you.
Hold on.
Oh, here we go.
Let's get in a farming group show.
Let's fucking go.
What are you telling me anyway, Saul?
What's going on with you?
You're just fucking drying some rosemary and sage.
I'm doing some old mash shit, bro.
Made some fire coffee.
And I'm having a stogie.
That's what I'm doing.
Why are you always doing weird shit?
Why are you drying rosemary?
What's that for?
Bro, well, for spices, bro, and, you know, to cook with.
Got to dry it.
It's nice to have, I have a big ass rosemary bush, and I have a dehydrator.
So you put the two together and you get dried rosemary, bro.
I don't know people.
All right, well, shout out to dry rosemary, bro.
I hope you, uh...
Smells how my kitchen smells so good right now.
Maybe make yourself a nice pork loin with that rosemary.
Um, yeah, let's go.
Fucking Luna, what up.
How are you?
Good morning.
Happy birthday, Big Man, Archie.
Bro, is my stage fucked?
I only see seven people in here.
Hey, Luna.
Yeah, your stage is dogs.
How's your birthday so far? Have you had like a birthday breakfast or something?
Fucking lonely. I'll tell you that much.
Oh, is this where she brings up the avocado toast?
I'm not making avocado toast.
She's stegweying into what she's making Bobby for breakfast.
No, Bobby's making me breakfast today.
What, what?
No, I had some Japanese food. I got a nice, like Reese's peanut butter cake as well.
Yeah, I'm having a pretty fucking good day.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Japanese food's the best.
Yeah, it's fucking fire. I had some sushi.
Oh, sushi?
Nice.
Did your real-life friends show up for you and like your online friends in the space right now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, some of them. A lot of them are away, actually.
But, oh, I can see you now. Let's fucking go.
Yeah, no, no, I'm going out with a Pingu later.
We're going to go and get up to some mischief.
So, yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Let's fucking go.
So do you feel more grown up today?
I just woke up in more pain, I'd say, like my knees and like a lot back.
How old are you today?
I turned 27 today.
Ah, good age.
Big man.
Happy birthday to you.
You officially can't ever kill yourself anymore.
I was just term the opposite from Prez.
Preserve this is the year to do it.
Do it.
If you're going to do it, like now's the time.
Fucking do it.
Oh wait.
Yeah, that's just 27.
I thought he was just 27.
He just turned 20.
Yeah, he just turned 20.
What's the rule again?
What did you show you can't pass 27 or 26 on me?
Yeah, so if you're gonna kill yourself, it's gotta be by age 27.
And after that, you're just kind of like a retortation.
Oh, so I'm just locked in for life now.
Locked in for life, brother.
Ah, dear, I got your birthday present, though.
Oh, let's go. What is it?
Oh, go on my account and look what I just shared.
Look at the law I just shared.
363 days, or yeah, 363 days you have before, you know,
you have to just stick it out for the rest.
Yeah.
Oh, so I can still do it in the 27th year.
Yeah, I think you're cool as long as you're 20th century.
Oh, that's fine, yeah.
I have got a birthday present for though seriously.
It's a one-way trip to Bali.
Oh, let's go. I'll take that.
You can come join me out here, son.
Are you actually in Bali? I really struggle to believe that with your answer.
Genuinely.
Genuinely.
Alright, let's fucking go. We're tearing her up.
Me and Sheepis, you heard here first.
Yeah, we're, uh, what is there right now?
You know who I am, don't you?
That's like some Swansea accent, isn't it?
You know, it's the Swansea accent.
Yeah, that was actually ridiculously on point.
Prez, we've spoken before.
Well, maybe, but you weren't under sheepish, I don't think.
No, no, no, no.
It was dirtbag.
Oh, dirtbag.
What up, brother.
I thought I recognized it.
Look at him, bro.
He's got all the fucking accounts.
No, I've changed up.
I changed it up.
But I thought, like, I like the sheep in it for whales, isn't it?
So I thought sheepish is a quite good one.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Hey, big man, I have a little bit of math that'll make you feel better about not being a billionaire yet.
You've lived 857,471,000 seconds.
So, like, to be a billionaire, you would have had to made over $1 a second,
which is kind of unreasonable when you think about it, right?
So, you know, shout out to you.
You could be a billionaire if you try harder.
You've got 27 more years to get it, brother's go.
Yeah, but you're supposed to...
Sal, I gotta remind you how many people walk through Town Square every day and how many buskers are on Town Square Central
Where their little suitcases open and how many people walk past every single second throwing pennies and dollars into their so
But Doug, they're not making it. They're not making a dollar a second think about how wild it is
I want you to think about like okay how much
The sheepish.
Imagine if $1 just appeared next to you every second of your life and then you had to actually deal with all that physical money.
That'd be wild.
Like the fact people expect to be billionaire by the time their 30 is actually fucking wild.
Yo, who?
Who is that?
Why is that wild?
Why is that wild?
That's how reality.
What do you mean wild?
Sheepish.
Oh, son, if we're going to talk reality, if we're going to talk reality, everyone.
Sheepish, sheepish.
Sheepish.
Sheepish.
One, you should throw the Cardiff flag in the background instead of the whatever star thing you got going on there.
If you really want to hammer down this whole sheep and whales thing.
Fuck, God, there's Swansea, lad.
Go all the side.
Fuck the blues.
On my fucking birthday of all day, sheepish, you're already going to do this?
Is this the hell you're going to die on?
Fuck.
Fuck the blues.
Oh no wait or is it whales the dragon sorry
Yeah, yeah, yeah, or the whales whatever the whales fucking flag same thing
I get the whale oh so I just remove the dragon and get the whales like green and white background and put it behind black I'll be waving is white I gave up
Oh, that's cute is that a racial slur? I'm taking a fucking huge shit right now. I can't wait for black Friday. I
Imagine all the people on sale.
Wow.
How racist.
Jesus,
fucking Christ.
Biva.
I can tell you actually taking a shit by like the echo.
You know,
you can always tell someone's in the bathroom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm yeah I'm 100% taking shit I'm also I'm also bumping some tunes I got a separate little fucking sonos for my bathroom it's such a fucking fucking I guess I'm people in and I'll wait that I share this group in the fucking in the TG chat oh thank God yeah yeah what's wrong are you a big enough name that I could uh you know engagement farmer click bait with your birthday or what what do you think who me yeah you
Fuck no. I got like,
hell now,
bro.
Is that big enough name yet?
Fuck.
Fuck no.
The other one with 10K followers, big man.
I've been,
don't worry about that.
I've been seeing you hit five figs.
That's fucking huge.
Huh?
Yes, sir.
You know,
care well now?
You're taking care well deals?
Wait, you can't even get to 10K?
That's kind of sad for a K.
Neither can you, you,
your fucking brat.
How long have you been here?
I've been here as long as you have.
You're here longer than me and you haven't hit it either, you fucking
I'm not a K-O-W.
Well, and I don't claim to be one.
I'm just here doing some whatever fuck I want.
Does anybody on stage claim to be a KOL?
Does anybody claim that title?
They were claiming it last night.
It's so disgusting, though.
Pingu little go, oh, naming all the KOL.
I was like,
Are you seriously saying like the K that word right now like in this era like what the fuck?
Yeah, no.
I mean somebody is.
Should he said Gayo-L?
My favorite part about the whole KOL thing is like nobody having like the only time anybody actually had motion was last year like summer fall like early winter of last year.
He's been now like.
It doesn't, like, Anselm would fucking, like, hardly mention a ticker, and it would go up, like, 300%.
And now he's, like, tweeting all these other tickers, and literally nobody gives a shit, dude.
Nobody fucking cares.
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
I mean, enough, like, enough people posting something, like, just gets the word out.
Like, that's good.
But, like, people used to fucking absolutely ape shit that Ansel tweeted.
And, man, uh...
That shit sucks.
That fits up.
The last coin...
It's hype, isn't it?
The last coin that he actually pumped was Kobe, and that was his last final act, and he's gone.
Nothing he tweet after that, like, done anything anymore.
How crazy.
The last thing he pumped was Solana, and then he dumped at the top, and now he's gone.
No, bro, he raised money for the fucking spear, and that spear went through.
This is his divorce paper with his fucking ex-girlfriend or wife, whatever the fuck.
Okay.
The sphere shit was never going to happen
Can I put something out there?
I got a really good theory and I just like I don't know I've been theorizing quite a lot of things recently
and you're not white has anyone has anyone thought about the AI projects and how Elon might have used the AI projects to find developers for GROC and
though other other sources of AI for the government and then release Trump then to then release the Trump coin to then get money back into the government that they released onto the AI coins and then obviously they sold it off slowly to get the money back into the government
Uh, that's fucking retarded. Yeah, that was pretty fucking retarded, actually.
My ad's been fired recently. Well, not. It's like, think about the...
When you say into the government, like, you know, like, the money that goes in and out of, like, government accounts...
Not the governments, but like, like, Elon, like, Elon used the AI through the meme coins to see which developers obviously made the best coins.
And not the best coins, sorry, the best AIs in which one...
The guy is worth half a trillion fucking dollars.
He doesn't care about fucking meme coins.
No, I don't mean it like that.
If anybody did it, it was Mark Andreessen.
It was fucking conehead if anybody, bro.
No, I don't mean it like that.
I mean, like, think about the ones that were community held
and obviously kept up well in the market, stayed at a good market cap.
And obviously then, you might have been to developers and to see what AI actually...
Yeah, but that doesn't mean, like, that the tech was even that good.
Like, I feel like...
No, I know that.
I know that.
The tech was, like, not...
None of the tech was good.
The tech was fucking dog shit.
It was a rap...
It was all LARP-fitch.
It was all like, oh, like, we're going to come out with something in, like, six months,
but we're going to release our coin now to farm you.
The only thing that was actually with it was fucking, uh, was Chachke.
And that didn't even pump.
Like, Eliza was literally just like GPT.
It was fucking dog.
Like, Shaw hired his developers on fucking fiber and paid the minimum wage.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who said...
About the AI16C thing was, like, the platform where you could, like, launch your own.
Like, I feel like that was, like, the good tech.
Like, not the actual, like, you know, like AI personalities,
but the, like, ability to, like, launch a coin through them.
Time out one sec.
Who said that Elon doesn't care about meme coins?
I did.
I came up here to personally tell you you're an idiot.
He stopped chilling them pretty fucking quick, didn't he, the scumbag?
He left us right in the dirt.
No, he's been doing this for years.
This is like part of a bigger agenda.
If you haven't noticed, Elon comes in at the time of the VCR.
And what I mean by that is he only works on emerging technologies that are only going to exist for like 10 fucking minutes of human history.
They just get us to the actual thing.
So the actual thing is transacting without like paper currency.
and he's been getting us there through PayPal and all these other things for a while now.
And meme coins are just an extension of that, you guys.
It's nothing new.
It's just his M.O.
Do you guys have, like, little altar to, like, other men in your bedrooms or something?
Holy shit.
I don't think it's a good thing, bro.
I'm not fucking chilling, Elon.
Yeah.
What are you telling me, bro? What's going on?
Brother, they did me so wrong in the previous space.
Those guys really don't like me.
Yeah, you were getting fucking cooked, bro.
He joins a random space, I was in.
They're all like, yeah, we fucking, we don't like that guy.
What are they saying?
Also happy for me, big man.
I don't know.
They were just saying it's fucking annoying.
Yeah, thank you, I appreciate you.
I don't even know why.
I don't think I ever really spoke to them, but it's okay.
I think it's jealousy, brother.
I think it's jealousy.
That's all it is.
You know...
The worst thing is everyone keeps trying to hold me accountable for another retardio saying the N-word or making threats.
Like, what the fuck's going on? I'm not the police.
That's when you signed up when you took that out, bro. That's what you got.
You gotta just expect that, brother.
Bro, bro. Jesus wasn't guilty by association, bro. Just be better.
Yeah, it's okay. So anyways, what's up guys? Any ponzi's?
Oh, we got a hump decks now.
We got some fucking Ponzi's coming out our ears.
And they graduate instantly as well.
So there's no time to do diligence.
They're just right there, baby.
And if you don't ape in and foam out, you're fucked.
You're done for.
But I've never done any do that diligence at all.
So it's fine by me.
No, that checks.
That kind of, yeah.
Corn man.
Can't even fucking pronounce it.
Are you going to do it if you can't pronounce it?
Oh, bro.
See, this is why I have 30,000 followers.
I would just like to say yesterday in the space, someone said, what's the ticker?
I said, corn man.
And it was at 20K from 130.
And then it ran to 250.
Thanks for playing.
I told you it was looking good there.
Safe.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
It's like the rest of us.
Yo, meri.
You remember, how much did you put in $30?
Curl, you have a job?
No, this time I put in $150.
Of course I have a job.
We have a legend in here, Mr. Mary.
That's fucking awful.
We got Rattario himself in the building.
Honestly, man, I just came up to say hi to Ritario.
And also to say, happy birthday.
No, my.
Is it for birthday?
Happy birthday, Big Man.
Yo, fucking,
can you guys shut the fuck up?
Get the fuck up and let him
wish Big Man a happy
fucking birthday, you pricks.
Proceed, Mary.
After you.
Give me your telegram, Big Man.
I'm going to give you a gift.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, definitely DM Bertario,
but Big Man, happy birthday guy.
You're like, one of my very good spaces, friends.
So, bro, G Bunny, if you don't let me, you, I'm going to crash out.
No, no, go ahead, go ahead.
I'm crashing out.
It's too late.
I'm crashed.
It's exploded.
Everything's blown up.
It's all G Bunny's fault.
Crash out, do it.
I'm going to dump my back.
I'm going to dump the crypto to zero.
Do it.
Do it.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I reckon we make an RJ birthday coin and we will fucking send it.
RJ, check your telegram in one second.
You, why would you just...
You should be telling you check your wallet, brother.
I'm going to give you a cake.
Trust me, it's a good one.
Listen, if you guys don't send Big Man some soul to buy a few drinks or food, you're fake.
That's something we say.
I don't need any more food.
I've been advised by my nutritionist that's not good for me.
To buy some drinks or shit coins.
All right, for your 27th year, you're going on a fitness journey, Arjunie.
Right, this isn't gonna work, Luna, okay.
Fitting straight back into the Terry team out.
Yeah.
The ball gag isn't to prevent you from eating, RJ.
Fucking hell.
It works.
Boy, it works.
Argy, what's your favorite fucking piece of equipment in the gym, man?
Oh, I'm putting the vending machine.
Aw, you're adorable.
He likes the hippodctor, the one where you like squeeze with your glutes.
That's his favorite.
Bro, I always fucking hate.
What is that machine for, bro?
You seem to know because you use it a lot, but hey, I don't know.
It's cool.
You got to keep that shit tight.
It's for your inner fire and also ass just to let you know.
You got to keep it tight.
Dude, I'm just saying, though, every girl I've seen on that machine that's been going to the gym a little bit has a fucking...
I just want to say, you're all thick.
You just said the name of the machine, and it literally is the name of your body part that it works out.
The abductor.
It doesn't...
Um, it's not the abductor, it's the adductor, it's a different thing, you fucking idiot.
Oh, well, I can't take you back then. I am the mong then, I am the adducting and abducting are two completely different.
I'll tell you what, I subtract now if you fucking carry on now as well, and I fucking divide you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This isn't fucking math glass, retar. We're talking about the gym.
You said phase adapt, didn't you? I swear you said phase adapt.
Adduct.
Nah, phase adapt.
You know what?
I want to hear more about your Elon Musk.
Here's my friends.
That's my friends.
I want, I want, I don't know if I could listen to two retards argue over what the name of the fucking gym machine is.
Move on.
Who the fuck cares?
RJ does his keegles.
It doesn't fucking matter.
He doesn't need it.
He doesn't need it.
He doesn't need it.
He doesn't need it.
Only on weekdays.
Yeah, shout out, Retario as well.
You give me some sort of gift on telegram that I don't really know how it works, but let's fucking go.
You can come home here and I'll give you this gift.
Those are my favorite ones.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can promise you that's the last thing he wants, G Bunny.
G Bunny, he wants it.
Trust me.
I'll pay the room.
You guys get a room, I'll pay for it.
This is why no one likes you.
All right.
This is a worst.
It's just quickly becoming the worst birthday of my fucking life.
No, bro.
You know, I know it'll make it better, RJ.
No, I don't know if you want to.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday,
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Fuck you.
Mute the room.
This is cringe.
Yeah, that was fucking horrible.
Oh, my.
Now you actually ruined his birthday thing.
Yeah, I'm not going to make a thing.
We did that for you, RJ.
Dude, he's going to change his birthday after this.
We thought it couldn't get any better.
He's not even his birthday.
Oh, my God.
But do you want to lick the ice in the...
He wants that.
I'm also packing up to go to one of my friends' places for his birthday as well.
His birthday is also today.
So...
Is it Orange?
I'll be ruined my...
Yeah, Bobby ruined my birthday almost instantly by telling me I share a birthday with Orangey and that just kind of spoiled my day
Wait, it's Orangey's birthday too, dude, what?
It's fucking Orangey's birthday the same day as me.
You know how fucked up that is?
Like, that's fucked.
Wow.
Yeah, I need to tweet about it as well just to make sure everyone knew is his fucking birthday.
Absolutely little evil, mate.
Big man.
Send me a fucking solid dress.
Oh, here we fucking go.
Now we're talking.
Wow.
Bro, you're Welsh.
I know you're,
Yeah, wait.
Actually, you send you,
you send you a soldier.
The big man,
just,
Big man,
start a birthday.
He's going to send you a nigga tardio.
A birthday.
No, no, no, I'm going to send him.
I'm going to send him like a grand work and something.
If he doesn't send you his wallet.
No, I sound like, yeah, send me his wallet.
I'm gonna send you a thousand dollars already.
I'm gonna send you a thousand dollars already.
I'm gonna put it in the comments.
Now I've heard a thousand dollars I'm interested.
I'll post your wallet.
Yeah.
I have his wallet too if anybody needs.
Oh, just saying I'm gonna send him the mystery man pizza that went missing.
And I'm actually not lying when I say that.
Hey guys, it's my birthday too.
Shut up.
I don't care because you're not RJ and RJ is the only person.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I love you.
Yeah.
It's the only person allowed to have a birthday today.
Yeah,
yeah,
honestly, that's true.
I didn't know that RNG had a birthday today too and I really am sorry.
So what's this horoscope then if it's today?
Any astrology witch in here?
I think he's like a Pisces.
He's on the cusp of the two,
which means he's a warrior that is also a motion.
Also a bit.
He's also a little bit gay, yeah.
Just a touch gay, like a hair, like a tiny bit gay.
No, it's just a gay.
Is it a cool horoscope or bad?
It's a bad horaceope or bad?
I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's okay.
Oh, I can't wait.
Airy men can't be trusted.
That's all to tell you.
It's the first day of the year that I get to finally wear all my linen shit.
All my fun's in your shit.
It's going to be sick.
Let me say they pin.
Big man's wallet, send him birthday soul.
Okay, unpin this.
We're keeping the other one up for a bit.
Yeah, go on.
Let's all get a spice shop.
R.J.
Is this your wallet, Mimi?
No, it's not.
I literally sent me.
I literally messaged to me yesterday.
I was like, I was like, I'll send you some money, get some drinks or food for your birthday.
Oh, nobody sent me shit.
My birthday, except for a fucking trip.
But, you know.
Except for a trip is crazy.
Oh, except for a trip.
Yeah, was it also Orangey's birthday?
Because if not, no one fucking cares, okay?
Wow.
That's just how this shit works.
Right, let me say fucking hi to some people,
because you've got all the loud mouths fucking yapping their heads off,
and I want to speak to some other people
and hopefully get some other happy birthdays.
You know, you've got to milk it where you can.
Uh...
Right, fuck.
JP, what are you telling me, bro?
What's going on?
If you don't have the birthday loafers on for my fucking birthday, I'm going to lose it.
I'm literally going to lose it.
No, I told you I sold the loafers before the fucking dip, you know?
I'm going to buy back in later.
But, bro, happy fucking birthday, you little rat.
I just wanted to hop up, you know, through my busy schedule.
I was like, let me make some time for this motherfucker.
But yo, I hope you have a great day, bro.
And yeah, man, take an extra mango lussey for me, you know what I'm saying?
By the way, you said you had your birthday lokers on.
You ain't give no proof.
So, motherfucker, you lying too.
So, you know what I'm saying?
Put them on and then call me.
All right, I bet.
I'll FaceTime you later, bro.
Don't worry about it.
I got the special joints out today just for you.
As long as you ain't got socks on with them, we good.
You know what I'm saying?
Because once you put the socks on, I swear to God, bro, it just,
We're not loafer brothers, though, you know, because you've ruined the vibe.
Like, that shit is not the vibe.
Who's bare footing loafers, bro?
That's fucking horrible.
Wait, you wear, you wear socks?
You wear some fashion, man.
Oh, my God.
You wear socks with him.
That was a crazy bar, Arjus.
This man wears the long, you wear the long white socks with his loafers.
Oh, hey, look, bro.
Stop it.
RJ, that was actually the biggest pains.
Why are you as a man wearing socks?
No, that's true.
I only, like, I mean, I always got a lot of pussy, but like, I got way more.
Literally the second I threw away all of my, like, ankle socks and calf socks, threw all of the way.
I started, I was just, like, surrounded by pussy, like, all the time.
I don't know what, like, it was literally, I don't know if it was an or a change or if women, like, secretly,
because it's not like you could tell, like, I was wearing pants.
But, like, I think the women, like, they pick up on it or something.
I don't know.
But, yeah, that's a thing.
What do you do?
Get your bank account tattooed to your forehead.
No, I just stopped wearing socks.
Oh, it might have been the fucking $50,000 watch.
This sounds like, this sounds like cope from the closet, bro.
You know what, girl?
That's a good point.
Now that I think about it, it was probably the watch is.
Yeah, that makes, because I was about the same time, too.
So, yeah.
Right, I've discussed this before, but if you really want to pick up women, you need to buy a honeypot.
Let that shit stack up and then just leave your phone, like, I don't know, nonchalantly at the bottom and someone's looking.
It works every fucking time.
Yeah, I know somebody who's, like, permanently got, like, $4 million in one wallet that's just, like, locked in a honeypot that he can't take out.
But, like, he could certainly use that to, like, make a woman think that he was rich for any...
No, I do that, yeah.
I have a wallet that's, like, eight figs from a fucking honeypot with, like, two cents in liquidity.
Yeah.
And like every now, you can just like kind of quickly scroll by it, like you don't want anybody to see it, but they're all looking.
It's great.
Yeah, that's great.
But, you know, I haven't been able to find a nine figure one, so I'm still like faking being poor, basically.
It's hard.
Oh my God, it's so hard faking being poor.
You know, have you actually tried being poor?
Wait, you guys are faking it?
Yeah, yeah, I'm not fucking faking shit.
I'm the authentic, real deal, KB.
Same, same, same.
I just, hey, what's up?
I just want to come and say happy birthday,
big man, RJ.
Is it really your birthday?
Are you lurping it?
No, it's just real birthday.
Your real birthday?
What the fuck are you doing here?
Oh, happy birthday, RJ.
Like, oh, thanks.
Why are you here?
Bro, I've got nothing else to do.
These are literally my friends right here.
He already had a nice birthday dinner with sushi and friends.
Okay, cool.
It was with both my parents.
You guys say Merry birthday because you say happy Christmas.
Merry birthday. I like that.
What do you say?
Happy Christmas?
What the fuck?
Dude, a banger just came on.
This is for you, RJ.
That's where we go.
The song makes me think of you are, Jay.
That's what I am.
Bro, this is this pregame gone.
All right, that's not bad.
I changed my mind.
This is the best fucking birthday ever.
This is fucking amazing.
Fucking dude.
All right.
It's a lockdown girl and everyone.
We're fucking back, baby.
How old are you 40?
I turned 27 today.
I'm actually pretty fucking old, man.
My lower lumbar.
I've complained about it four times today already, but it isn't fucking...
Did you guess that Al J was 40?
That's a decent guess.
I don't know.
She's actually seen the hairline in real life.
I have.
Under that Prada bucket hat.
One brisk wind
and it like tipped up a bit and it was over for me.
I had to leave very quickly.
But yeah, she got a good look at that.
No, I'm not that old. I'm still kind of old. I don't know. Web 3 is fucking weird, right?
Because you get like 17 year old billionaires and then you like also have like 54 year old single dad's just chilling with us. So it's like, it's kind of weird. I don't know if I'm old. I don't know if I'm old.
It's just a weird. It is weird as fuck. I speak to some people and I'm like, oh my God, I'm so old. I haven't accomplished anything. And then I look at others and I'm like, oh, no, I've got time. I've got like 20 years left. I'm fine. I'm so fine.
Bro, I was a call for I hit 20 men.
I'm not like the rest of these.
Did you say 20 men?
Like that sounded so wrong.
I mean, I think you're pretty old.
I mean, if you haven't made it already, it's over.
I saw LG was closing down their NFT offering today.
I mean, you know, it's just bad news after bad news.
I saw a Game of Thrones video game releasing today.
I don't think you can use the Game of Thrones NFTs.
If you guys remember those, those were great.
So, I think this space is cooked.
I got a free gun off of Bitcoin, though.
That's based.
There you go.
You know, there's something for everyone at least.
Yeah, you guys are retarded.
Yeah, yeah, I'm quickly learning that.
Right, let me say hi to some more people in the room.
Actually, let me say hi to my co-host.
Amy, what are you telling me?
I thought you weren't going to be here today.
I thought you're flying, huh?
I know, I landed early.
Let's fucking go.
To Cardiff for my birthday?
Let's fucking go.
Yeah, literally, I would rather stick my head in a blender than go to Cardiff.
But thank you for the offer.
No worries, happy goes, Amy.
I'm in Los Angeles.
Wild.
Wild.
I know, bro.
You'd think it wasn't my fucking birthday
the chat I'm getting.
Are you staying there or are you stopping there?
In Los Angeles?
Yeah.
I'm out here on business.
So I'm here for like five days.
Being in Los Angeles is basically like sticking your head in the blender.
Also, you were like going to Asia or something.
No, no, no.
I'm out.
I'm in L.A. with Melty for the week.
We've got a bunch of shit to do out here.
Oh, very nice.
Never been to LA. Don't have any desire to go.
Yeah. Don't go.
Is it actually good? Like, I feel like it's just full of crackheads.
I've never been, but I just hit bad things the whole time.
I think you have to, like, know somebody to take you to, like, the not crackhead places.
But if you, like, try to go by yourself, you're definitely going to end up in the crackhead places.
That's the thing.
People go to Hollywood.
All the places are, oh, my God. Hollywood's awful.
Wait, RJ, how come you, you're, the space isn't called, like, happy birthday, me?
I'm not a fucking beg, KB.
We don't all have to beg it for Monad, yeah?
Why don't you release your fucking chain?
How about that?
He's literally begged for happy birthdays from the speakers like 12 times.
See?
It was twice.
Yeah, we want another 12 more.
Just change the title.
It's like, you know, people might want to come in and say happy birthday if they notice your birthday.
Do you want to sing?
Because I'll sing.
We already did that.
We already had the singing segment.
It was really fun.
Yeah.
They're all just trying to leverage a birthday for the farm.
I love it.
Yeah, look at this.
We need engagement.
Like, we need likes.
Like, we need to grow their phone.
Who are you, King Fudd?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Yeah, where's that scammer?
Great question.
He wants his coin.
He was like, I just didn't go well.
Peace out, guys.
Bro, it is funny how all the scammers leave, like, as soon as the market takes a little downturn.
They're like, oh, well, there's nothing left here.
So let me just wait a few months and I'll be back.
There's literally no money to be made right now, like zero.
Yeah.
That's why I'm making spices, KB.
That's why I'm making spices.
Oh, my fucking God.
Jesus Christ, I need to get a hobby.
Change the title.
Hybrid.
Hey.
Prez already put it in there.
Look, it's at the end there.
It's like the nice of relevant point at the end after the pump fund,
ETF's an hour of money.
So it's in there.
It's up there.
Don't worry about it.
Right, POV.
What are you telling me?
What's going on?
Yo, man, happy birthday, my fractured lower lumbar brother.
I just wanted to come up here and spend the five minutes I have.
I can say something real quick in my busy day.
To say shout out to you, my nigger.
You know what I'm saying?
You're a real one, bro.
Shout out to you.
I appreciate your loyalty to the game.
Your loyalty to Pingu.
Everything you do, man, I commend it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll be popping my shit engagement for me.
So if you need to send me down, let me know.
But aside from that, I'm smoking a blunt, taking care of your business, you feel me.
That's fucking go, bro.
You can find my stage all you want, brother.
You stay right there.
Don't worry.
You're going nowhere.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ, what's going on?
What is going on?
Has anyone seen this new pump fun decks and has anyone happy with it?
I wanted to speak about it earlier because I haven't tried it out,
but I've seen a few complaints from people.
Are we happy with this?
Is this good?
What's not a complaint?
People complaining that the instant graduation is like,
I don't know, not as good because they don't have time to do due diligence.
Oh, man, things are so much worse when they're faster.
I don't think any of these fuckers
Have we learned nothing?
Have we learned nothing?
I haven't used it.
I heard radium dumps, though.
Is that true?
Yeah, radium's getting fucking nuked off the news of this.
If you didn't tell your radium when they first announced this,
you're dumb ass and you probably shouldn't be trained to be honest.
Was anyone even holding radium anyway?
I genuinely don't think I've ever met a radium holder.
You had they announced this like a month ago or three weeks or something like that ago.
Yeah, you had time to get out.
They gave you fair warning.
Yeah.
I'm radium like trying to make their own pump fun.
Isn't that how it's going?
I still have radium.
Yeah, but I mean, they lost.
They lost already.
Well, no, I don't know.
Let's not rule them out just yet.
What if their pump fun's fucking sick?
I mean, they basically announced this like two weeks after Pump Fun announced their thing.
So I assume it's a scramble and this has not been in the work.
So I highly doubt it would be any better than Pump Fun or make people switch.
I mean, Radium was always just there.
Like, it wasn't like, oh, yeah, we got to use Radium.
It was like Pump Fun uses radium.
There was nothing that everybody loved about radium, you know?
Yeah, I guess that's valid.
Yeah.
I...
I think Radium do just seem to be panicking to try and, you know, reclaim some of what they've lost now.
But I do think it might be over.
I don't know.
A lot of people have tried to make Pump Fun competitors and failed.
I mean, they should have started that, like, once Pump Fun became a significant portion of their volume.
Like, they waited way too fucking long.
Yeah.
Be proactive, not reactive, as they say.
Listen, Mega-Eath is the fastest test net I've ever used ever in my life,
and Solana's going to get fucking shit on.
Well, we don't need any more shitting on.
We're getting absolutely fucked here.
You don't need to wish on us less.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's going to go back to like four bucks.
Yeah, and what's eth that compared to where it was like three months ago, Bobby?
I don't care.
Oh, he's going right to his face as well.
Not even.
I mean, listen, we got the sole GF and the ETHBF.
Well, it's down 50% where Solana's down like 68, 70%, right?
Does Mega ETH have any commercials?
I don't think so.
Yeah, soles down by like $100 something dollars,
Eats down by like $2,000.
Anyone to put out literally any commercial
and it would be better than a salon commercial.
I think we're all cooked with the segmentations of pains and L1s and L2s.
There's just not enough of us.
Yeah.
Okay.
You know what we do need?
We need like a Monad kind of thing.
First off, monad is dog shit.
I don't know why you keep talking about monad.
Oh, only because KB's here.
Yeah, it only is here.
That shit's going to fucking flop.
Sorry.
The only thing I actually care about that's new is Tari because it's privacy focus.
That's about it.
Bro, do you care about, they've got all our information, brother.
I promise you.
Do any of us care about anything except number go up?
No, that's pretty much the only Buddhist tech.
I do.
You know what I thought was funny about this whole thing was how Radium, like, reacted to it.
Like, it's basically pump fun says, like, we're coming for your throats.
And they're like, oh, we're launching a pump fun guys.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
Like instead of like trying to pivot to something maybe like a little new and unique or, you know, not try to compete head to head.
Because I feel like if they if they made something new, I don't know what the fuck that is, but like if they made something different.
They could have stayed a little relevant, possibly.
It's literally like when you doing like,
your mama jokes,
like your mama so fucking fat.
And another nigga just be like,
well,
your mama.
And it's like,
bro.
Yeah.
And then comes back with the same fucking joke.
Exactly.
Like,
what the fuck.
If I were them, I'd probably just cut my losses.
I'd be like, oh, if you know what, I'm going to switch something new now.
You know, I mean, I think we lost this battle.
No points you can get him.
You got a good money off of Pump Fund the last year and a half.
Let's go try something else.
That's what happened.
That's what happens, though, when you get complacent.
You know, radio was complacent.
I know, that's what I'm saying.
I mean, that's what I would be like.
I'd be like, up, we fucked up, some cost.
Let's move on.
I think a lot of me...
What do you mean complacent or fucked up, bro?
You know how much money they ate off the fucking LP fees?
Oh, no.
I mean, I'm not saying they didn't eat, but...
They're going to add...
They fucked up by that developing crazy to compete.
Yeah.
But they already have so much money, I think, is like what he's saying.
And it's like, are these apps complacent?
Or are they just kind of...
Well, that's my point.
They already have so much money that you just closed up shop now.
Right, right.
That's a lot of...
A lot of apps.
God, please take away all the fucks I give about any of this shit.
Please relieve me of all the stress and lack of funds.
Just be free.
Free.
Hakuna Matata.
Thank you God.
We're all poor.
It's a decentralized exchange.
Like what more do you want?
They're doing exactly what they're going to do and like have always done.
That's what I meant by complacent.
Yeah.
I mean, but like I don't understand what more you want from them.
I'm not saying I want anything.
I'm saying if I were them, you know, I'd just be like this with the main money.
Because it's like, are you ever going to peek at like being the pump fund person again?
Probably not.
No, but you can like peak as like the continued like use.
decks that Solana still relies on, right?
Did you guys ever think about how we just basically,
Bad Brothers? Have you ever thought about how we just basically sit around and
role play as founders all day?
Oh, yeah. I mean, again, that's just fun for me.
You know, I've actually built things.
I know, I know, Bobby. I know Bobby.
I haven't got to shit.
Do we deserve an airdrop from Pump Fun?
You deserve shit.
Yeah, we don't deserve fucking shit.
We bought all that stuff on our own accord.
If Comfun doesn't air drops, there will be signs.
It's going to come right after Photon and Bull X's airdrobs.
Yeah, and open sea and Mattmas.
I need a Bonfire air drop.
How much are we actually going to pick on that, though?
Like, is there going to be like, oh, you had to actually...
buy the tokens on pump fun and not use any of these third-party services.
Like, now none of you are getting any airdrop.
So, you know, who cares?
I would literally kill them.
There wasn't going to be no airdrops to begin with.
You guys are using a service and then pretending like you're not using it.
And like they owe you something because you're using it.
But that's not the way the world works.
The only way those motherfuckers will ever do an air drop is if they need to exit scam, which they do not.
I think an airdrop would honestly be the end of pump fun.
I don't know how that would fucking end.
That's what I'm saying.
And it would be a clear exit scam.
Yeah.
And they might not even have a scam.
It would just be like a safe exit for them.
Yeah.
Now that they have like all these tokens that are on Solana going through the liquidity pools,
what in the fuck do they need fucking anything else for?
Yeah, but that's, honestly, that's part of the reason, like, before they made the whole Dex thing, I would kind of agree with, like, the exit scam part of it. But like, now it's like,
As long as they're up and running, it's just a fucking machine right now.
Like, you know, as long as Solana has volume and meme coins are being made, like, they will make every single penny off of it.
So, like, why?
I agree.
Why?
You know, I had this.
Did you guys see today, too, that fucking rainbow wallet launched a pump fun that's, like, in their wallet?
Like, you know, do you guys see how crazy this is getting?
Fucking, eth bros are like, oh, let's get in on this.
Bro, every like, every deck and my coin is like creating a launch path now.
Like, you know, and they're telling you it's a quest.
You have to create a fucking, uh, uh, of, you know, they actually have air drops and shit,
like weekly, like claims and stuff, right?
And like, now they're like, the Heathbrils are like, bro, it's the craziest shit.
They're like, oh, uh, it's part of the quest.
You've got to make a meme coin and then share it with your friends.
What are you talking about?
None of my friends have my wallet addresses.
Like, yo, the other day I sent Pingu a fucking Mog tubby, and then I fucking nuke that account.
I fucking sold everything on it.
I fucking, yo, I just fucking decimated that fucking account.
That shit's dead.
What?
You're so private, bro.
I love it.
Yo, um,
bro,
I have five cents to my name,
if anyone's asking.
By the way,
yesterday I stopped ping you before,
like he's going,
talking about the pump fun with the partnership,
because,
you know,
huge respect for Nico.
Cindy,
the room is kind of small here.
Can we talk about that for a second?
Why was,
it's just so bad foot
with Oxo have fun right now?
What's going on?
I actually don't know.
You tell us.
I don't know.
Since you got all the questions,
you should have some of the fucking answers, buddy.
I literally asked the question because I don't have the answer.
He's like, oh, it's a small room.
I didn't even know that's going on.
It's so small a recorded space.
It's 73 people, well.
Yesterday it was like 100.
100 people in a recorded space.
No big deal.
Brother, if you.
Let's go on with L.
You know more than the rest of us.
I actually don't know.
I don't see nothing about them pinned up to the top.
Like, so you tell us what the, what's the T?
No, yesterday, not yesterday was pumped off fun partnership.
And then Pingo was getting into it.
I was like, oh, let me stop you right there.
And I just front run him and I kind of didn't.
Okay, let me ask you this.
Why did you stop them right there?
Because he was funny ox.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Did you hear him?
You can hear him cringing right now because he wants to say it so bad.
Did your VC invest in OX fund?
God.
I mean, no.
Respectfully, we didn't.
Do you have stake in the game at OXFund at all?
No, but I do say this.
I was helping them growing in Asia, so I'll say that.
I didn't get paid for that, by the way.
It was just me out of doing my, because Nico was a homie.
That's pretty much why I did it for, right?
He's cool.
Should I get my $400 off of there?
Do you get that?
Should.
Can you even get it off?
But I don't know, like, what is going on.
Why is so much fun with Oxan fun?
Like,
I don't know. I haven't heard of...
You tell us.
Yeah, I haven't heard of Oxford.
I don't know. That's what I'm trying to know.
I'm like, what's going on?
How would we know?
You guys are the fucking...
We don't fuck with scammers.
Well, I think the, I don't really know what the fuck happened, to be honest, but wasn't there, like, some dude who, like, tried to exploit the system, basically?
And then he tried to get a refund of, like, a million dollars.
And they said they weren't going to refund it because he, like, abused the terms of service.
I think that was all the further.
That was the thought I saw that was going on recently, at least.
But I don't, I don't like...
Are you talking about the Ox Fund thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, basically the guy, like, had a huge...
position in what was the coin bobby that he had a big position in it was like jail stool yeah he had a
big position in jail stool and he opened up like a big short and then dumped his entire position
profited off of the short and then he got like all of the funds like locked up because it was against the
terms of service to it was basically like an oracle manipulation attack or something like that so yeah i mean
the guy kind of was like completely in the wrong um but and then ox fun like capitulated and gave him back like the money even though like they technically like could have kept it
so what was that thought on their name oh j fucking web three bro everyone wants to fight for no reason
Bro, especially when there's fucking the bear market.
Like, everyone just goes nasty on each other.
The amount of arguments I've seen, like, just, like, come out of nowhere in the bear market or whatever this is.
This downturn is so fucking funny.
Like, you say anything now, and everyone will just absolutely go crazy.
What I do say is.
I do say this.
This can be Shea or no straight.
No straight.
She or no shade?
But look, the only person in that fucking team that works actually really hard is Kyle and Nico.
Whoever claiming the title or whatever a fucking cheap executive role on that fucking company,
then do jack shit.
Yes, I'm talking about someone that you know.
Like, you know, so, yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.
Gee Bunny, what monkey's out on your profile picture?
Yeah.
What kind of monkeys are?
The board...
Do you know the Bored Abed Yacht Club?
This is it. This is Bordaib Iron, like Netflix edition.
You like it?
Well, nah, nah, no, because I've seen about 200 of them in Bali today.
And I want to know which... I want to know what... I just want to know the monkey, that's all.
They're all over Bali, like...
I was gonna make a joke to ask you, but I don't know.
No, bro, there's plenty of monkeys in parties, but...
I don't know what species.
You should ask RJ and Q.
Oh, Jesus, fucking Christ.
I don't want to talk about fucking monkeys, you absolute fucking weasels.
Yeah, there's another animal for you.
Rats.
absolute fucking degenerate guns.
We're trying to have a normal conversation.
I'm getting asked what kind of fucking monkey is that?
I don't know, brother.
I don't know.
We don't have monkeys where I'm from, okay?
If you do see one, it's locked up in a cage
and it's probably getting treated badly, okay?
We don't fucking have those.
Yeah, I don't really know what on with the situation,
but it sounds like people are just fighting
because it's a bear mark
and they've got nothing better to do, to be honest.
I also love how G Bunny had, I don't know,
so many grammatical errors in what he just said.
He said person and then named two people
and we really need to work on your plurals, bro.
And he said, shade or no shade
and then just called some guy a fucking work shy little rat
who does nothing.
So, yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, good fucking point.
Gee Buddy, you've really cooked in there.
um kb what's going on with you what are you working on tell me something
tell me something interesting that's going on please god please because i can't rotate back
to this monkey conversation i just can't do it i seriously i'm sorry bro i can't can't
can't mute an idea i don't i don't got much for you bro
oh my fucking i got something for you i got something for you oh great
So there's this law about this guy called Peter.
Basically, he's basically a bloke who doesn't have an identity.
And he just died on a beach one day.
But now there's a meme coin him about him, and we've just paid Dex on it, and it's about the Bond, if anyone would like to go and help us get Bond in.
You little fucking...
Oh my God.
I can't believe...
I genuinely thought that was either going to be a joke or like a genuine story, and then he said, we paid Dex, and I couldn't run to the mute button quicker.
That was a fucking horrible show, bro.
You even tell us shit about it.
He had no identity and died on a beach, and now we've paid Dex, so if you want to help us bond...
It's been going on for hours.
You haven't even fucking bonded it yet.
Right, here we go.
Yeah, Prez, there we are.
You're saving me here.
What do we think about the Pengu ETF?
Is anyone guessed about this?
I don't think they needed one necessarily.
I don't know if that was a necessary thing.
I feel like everyone's just applying for ETFs nowadays, but...
Yeah, I don't know. I guess it gives more entry to a entry to what though like you can just buy the pingu why would you buy an
ETF like yeah, but that's the same with like Bitcoin. Yeah, you could just buy Bitcoin. Why would you buy an ETF?
You know, but how do I sell it to my mom? Because people are buying like
thousand you know more like tens of thousand dollars of Bitcoin if they want to keep it safe. Right.
Then like that makes a little safe. That makes sense but
You can buy a lot of pingu for really cheap.
But now I can say, like, Mom, you can put, like, so you'd be like,
you're in a conversation with your mom and be like, oh, you're getting Bitcoin.
You should throw Pango in your ETF too, Ma.
Is that simple?
I would not say that to my mother in my life ever.
I'm going to keep it a buck.
Like, you know when a coin gets a deck too early because they pay it too early?
And you're like, damn, like, are they really on the decks already?
Like, that's crazy.
And it's, like, not bullish news.
Like, that's kind of how I feel about this ETF.
I feel like it's too immature of a coin.
Even though it's like Luka and all of them, like, I just think that it needs to mature a little bit more for it to be ETF ready.
But I don't know.
I just like, I was like, oh, interesting choice.
And that's the way I reacted to it.
Hey, mom, can I ask a question?
I would have seen, like, I think a MOG ETF would have been like a little cooler or like Pepe or something.
Yo, is there any chance that they did this?
Petve ETF I'd be okay with.
Is there any chance that they did this just to turn like NFTs into like an official asset class?
I could see that.
Is it for the ETSs?
Is it like the Pengu ecosystem as a whole or is it just a coin?
It's like...
It's both the NFT and the token, which is the first time it's ever been done.
Oh, I see.
That's that.
Basically a penguin's fucking index fund.
Yeah, I don't know.
I kind of agree with Amy.
Maybe it's too young and it's in its life cycle for this.
But I guess this isn't even confirmed, right?
Like, everyone's getting super hyped on this.
It's not even...
It's in fucking Walmart, buddy.
Yeah, that's the only reason I could think of...
It's going to the big screen and it's going to be on TV.
Yeah.
Is there a Pokemon
Budgeys?
Not yet, KB.
But that's the thing, it's like, it's like, okay.
Penguins are the Mickey Mouse of Western.
I don't it's going to take like a year or two to get approved.
No, yeah, Pokemon Company is not publicly traded.
Yo, remember, this is just the initial filing.
They're going to have to like.
file all over and over again and shit like when this thing is that in January or
reocry thing it was art baza wasn't it like right yeah like around that time yeah yeah just after
that I think end of December before Christmas um yeah yeah it's only been live for like three months right
yeah
So yeah, I agree. That's too early.
Okay. So what about these,
what about these Pokemon cards, right?
I keep seeing that, like, people are,
they're just using them as, like, investment tools now, right?
Because, like, they'll go in and they'll, like, steal all the packs from, like, the kids.
Like, there's, like, fights over it, right?
So, like, when do I get a, when do I get a Pokemon ETF then?
Because, like, I'm not going to go fight a grown man for fucking Pokemon cards.
Yeah.
Fucking coward. You don't want it bad enough. I mean, fighting loads of grown men for these fucking cards. And they're worth niche.
Yo, this is actually Bullets for NFP.
What unlimited edition card number one?
No, no, shut up. Shut up. Machiavelli, go, please.
It's bullet for NACIS because you got to think about tokenization, right?
And a regular financial world, a business that brings in profit and stuff like that usually has shares.
or is a public shared company that anybody can participate in.
This is going to give a Web3 company essentially their shares because if this goes like this is like IPOing Pudgy Penguins on the NASDAQ or whatever.
You know what I'm saying?
Like this is, I feel like this pushes the culture and the financial institutions into a new realm because any, any kind of asset in this world has to have some type of revenue generation or any business has to have revenue generation.
And if you look at Pudgy Penguins and all the Ethereum that they've processed through the contract, like that's revenue generation.
So it's already an asset that has backed revenue generation.
So I think by adding the ETF, if it gets finalized and stuff like that, we're going to see a new form of like business type.
Yeah, but that ETF isn't tied to the revenue generation because.
No, I understand that.
But it is a wave.
It's an investment vehicle for the brand.
I guess.
I guess maybe just not a very good one.
From that perspective, um, like, we don't know what the rails are going to be because, like, we're watching this industry kind of form in front of us.
But like, we don't know what they, I mean, they, I'm guessing then they would have to buy some of the NFTs, like from.
No, absolutely.
Nobody's going to buy an index on fucking OMB's brother. It's okay. We got it.
I said nothing of the sort. Like, you think I would want OMB-7s, yeah.
Um, now my point was, uh, what do you call? Um,
So the EGF is going to have to buy some of the NFTs.
I'm going to be like a buyback if this is a mix of the Pingu NFT.
So, I mean, that's kind of interesting.
I wouldn't be surprised if they created some type of pool.
You know what I'm saying?
With a certain amount of NSTs and a certain amount of Pingu, you know?
Why are you guys speculating on exactly what they're going to be doing?
Like, you guys sound retarded.
the fuck does that sound retarded? We said the
NFTs are involved. My question
was, okay, does the ETF
then need to buy the NFTs? So now you have
basically a buyback for NFTs.
What the fuck are you talking about, Carol?
Are you an NFT? Because you're a
101. That's the worst
fucking pick-up line I've ever heard. I think
they probably would have to buy the NFTs, right?
Doesn't that make sense? Otherwise, how else are they going to have
exposure to them? That doesn't...
I don't know, I would check.
I also think like this hasn't even been approved yet.
I do think people get too gassed up on people filing for ETSs.
Like how many have we seen in the past like a few weeks that haven't even come to fruition yet?
I think also like canaries a bit like or kind of ETF anything.
But how do you ETF like an asset that doesn't like have like liquidity?
I don't know.
You know like it's hard bro.
I guess maybe that's why people are speculating on and why the price is going up, right?
Because they're going to have to buy them back off them.
But again, yeah, and do they get like rares?
Do they just get floors?
Like, I don't really understand how an NFD.
There is a certain amount of liquidity currently on the Pudgy Penguin floor because there's bids in four assets and on the little Pudgy floor.
So technically it is a liquid asset.
That can change so quickly here.
Like we've seen these things fall like.
all it takes is like one bad news or something for that entire collection.
Not just penguins, any fucking NFT collection.
Like that's how like volatile and fragile like NFTs are and why like...
they are what they are.
Like, it takes one bad catalyst of, like, the founder or someone in the founding team,
like something suss.
And then that entire thing is just wrecked.
Like, I don't know.
Whatever.
I think with, like, the new regulations or whatever they impose, like, as ETS progress and stuff like that and mature, like, we're going to see it change.
But, you know, it's got to start somewhere.
Arj, you're chatting shit about my coin.
Fuck you.
Yeah.
Yeah, what the fuck you're gonna do about it?
Well, I bonded now.
That's what I'm gonna do about it, bitch.
It bonded?
Yeah, pay attention because it's instant bond now, brother.
No, I bet you're just gonna buy it in now.
A fucking side of it.
Hey, Maka, go look at the Canisapiens 4 player.
Uh, yes, sir, one second.
It is good law, to be fair to it.
I won't get, I'll.
Let's fucking go!
Yeah, Saul, how's that, how's Cana Sapiens doing?
What's going on there?
Double up, double up.
Let's go.
We only got 100 left on the floor, baby.
It's fucking going.
Somebody's come in and sweep hand.
Let's fucking go.
Send it high.
Send it much, much higher, bro.
There you go, Carol.
I guess I don't have to solve them.
I like how Argy's going to his hand up, but he's the host.
Yeah, he's not here at the moment.
Ah, right, right.
Yeah, what else?
RJ, you faggot.
You fucking faggot, Arj.
Oh, yeah, take it.
Yeah, do this now.
This is a good time for this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone starts doing it.
Everyone starts this until he comes back.
And when he comes back, I'm just shut up.
Everyone's...
Every meet.
I've never met a bigger fucking pussy than you.
I'll tell you what, you're the fattest cunt.
Whenever you sit in your fucking chair,
I swear to God, it drops down four inches.
Like, and I, every time you get off it, it comes up.
Every fight...
What is going on?
He's making fun of RJ while he's not here because...
Oh my God, let me join you.
Yeah, exactly.
We all just start, fuck.
Oh, we do a roast competition.
Let's go.
Yeah, let the mayor fucking defend himself.
Holy shit, you pussy.
No, because he's not here.
That's the whole point.
That's the whole point.
It's a birthday roast.
It's a birthday roast.
It's a birthday roast.
Amy, Amy, I thought about that one, but I don't know.
Maybe.
Are you a birthday cake?
Because everybody would creams on you.
Amy, Amy, can we talk about your ceiling for a sec, please?
Amy?
That's a no.
Sorry, I have to take my headphones off to talk to you guys because you guys yell at me when I have my headphones on.
Sorry, Amy.
So this is going to be annoying, but it is what it is.
Amy, what's up with your feelings?
Yes.
I live in an expensive apartment suite.
It's like it's, it's an industrial style.
It's an industrial style ceiling, so it's unfinished looking, but it's concrete.
As I said, it's bringing that blue collar vibe to home.
It's like trendy and in right now.
It could do with a lick of paint.
I won't lie to.
It is looking a bit dusty.
You know, I like it.
You know if you hit the wood, does all the dust come down from the ceiling?
No, there's no dust. It's not wood. It's concrete.
Yeah, no, that's what I mean. When you hit the...
It's the New York wall.
It's dusty concrete. So when you hit your wood concrete dust comes down.
They have a sealant on it so it doesn't get dusty.
I like the factory.
What do you live again in New York?
What factory line do I have been running?
New York, they don't put the ceiling. It's just dusty.
It just, yeah, does concrete.
Yeah, exactly.
They don't put the, they keep it like a factory because they know.
Wait, why would you go?
Oh, Miami with concrete?
Wait, well, oh, yeah, yes.
Look at my, like, if you look at my most recent, like, picture in the mirror,
you can see a bit of it.
But if you look up, I, like, forever ago posted a picture of what my apartment looked like before I got it done.
And then I said...
where we started how it's going
and if you look up how it's going under my
page you could find it better.
See, you tried to post the first trap
but all that caught my attention was your ceiling.
I mean, yeah.
Is that really a third trap?
Is that really a good job?
No, do know what it looks like?
No, you look at the first photo,
it shows her our early only fan setup.
It's a good photo.
Yeah.
Do you know what it looks like?
It looks like, do know when you get water
and you put it on a bit of paint
and it spreads to the corner of the paint
The Pants at Boys lie.
What's up with all, you know, there's some, uh, all the exchanges seem to be making moves,
or at least the past, like, day or two, huh?
We got, we got, uh, everybody's list, everybody's listing stuff.
They're just trying to get, I'm not even talking about that.
Not like, RJ just pinned it up, too.
Coinbase is in advance talks about buying, uh,
Bloomberg or D-bit or something like that and
Crackin's kneeling a deal with ninja trader
I've never heard of D-bit I saw that but I remember no face
You know I can't use it in Texas
No face long time no speak
Yeah, it's a good what's good what's good what's good
What's good? Do you remember? Oh no face do you remember me? I used to have the account dirt
Bagsie I changed it fuck it what was it
I used to have dirtbag.
We used to go on to Tags livestream.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Fuck it, bro.
How are you, man?
Not too bad, brother.
Just bond of the coin anyway if you want to go have a look.
I fuck off with this, so I'm gonna boo to him.
You keep fucking doing this.
God damn it.
What's good, Presley?
What's good, Amy?
What's good, big man?
Kiro.
Bad brother.
Whoa.
I love you.
Tell him, bro.
What's go with you?
I'm chilling, dude.
What did you say?
You're chilling.
Working on my book.
Fuck.
I don't know.
You said working on my book?
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck could you have to write about, bro?
I'm not writing.
About the coinies is bonded, bro.
Yeah, this is, Presi, Presid.
This is the funniest part about that.
We have a writer.
There will be no text in this book.
It is all pictures.
Oh, that's true photography.
Now it makes sense.
It's all street photography.
I love a picture book.
I love it.
I love a picture book.
I love a picture book.
This book I've been working on for like 10 years like you.
So, like, I'm stuck.
It's taking you 10 years to work on a picture book?
No dude, like you gotta understand dude like street photography film that shit's like difficult like you want you want to have the best fuck it like I have like 10,000 film pictures, right? So like
The sorting and making it of 100 pictures has been the hardest part
Imagine if an OF girl made a book. Yeah, do you reckon it'll just be loads of her nudes in the book?
It'd be fired.
Yeah.
I'll buy it.
It's called a wall on our own fans page.
Amy, make a book.
Amy, make a book.
Well, we'll call it only books.
Only books, right?
So, like, it'll just be only fan girls, but it's like their books.
Oh, the bot book.
Only pages?
All right.
I'm about to kick the two retards off fucking stage if they keep doing this.
Wait, how are you going to kick yourself and big man, bro?
You're talking to space.
Yeah, sweet one.
All right.
I'm sorry, bro.
I got to go anyways.
I love you guys.
I love you too.
Thank you for saving me time, brother.
Appreciate that.
You're going to be on my suicide note tonight.
Also, G Bunny, I found out what monkey it was.
Someone commented it in the chat.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, two seconds.
It was called a macaque.
A what?
Yeah, a macaque.
M.A.
I'm unfortunate.
Done.
What the fuck?
Problem solved.
Problem fucking solved.
Problem fucking solved.
I don't think that's true.
That's wild.
He was trying to sexually harass G Bunny.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Oh, wow.
Brazy work.
Wow, you guys are really, wow.
Hey, Amy, nice floor.
Yo, fucking Pingu's always warning me about the Swansea pricks, too, bro.
It's wild.
And, yeah, that checks out.
Wait, who's the Swansea?
Who?
Sheepish, bro.
That's where he's from.
Big Man, you back or what?
No, he's dead.
His hand still up.
Oh, I don't, yeah, I don't see the hand anymore.
I kind of like this new.
Yo, he can't unmute himself.
Why do you have three in the mirror, Amy?
You have one, two in the back and one in...
Wait, what?
The shit looks very.
I don't know what y'all talking about.
I have confused.
We have ceiling.
I have a ceiling.
We have seen.
We have seen.
We have seen.
We have seen.
The light by the bed is diabolical.
Oh, this nigga.
Let's fucking go make the world.
I appreciate you, brother.
One year, one year old.
More life.
Let's fucking go.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm just distracted right now.
I'm looking at Amy's bedroom.
Why is there a ring light at the end of your bed?
That's what I...
No, that's fun.
This is old...
Lord, RJ.
So when I first moved into my Miami apartment...
This is the only thing that I had in my apartment.
And I posted it.
And I don't remember what the original post was.
Bad Brothers' Mine, because his memory's so good.
But I, like, said something about...
How like this is like all I have in my Miami apartment or something like that.
And then or like it's, um, what was that?
What's that? What? I know, but this is the second one that I did.
I did it originally just the first picture.
And it's like, you know the one, it's like, um, you know that post where it's like the guy has a bed on the floor and it's like,
Like whatever that post is like pretty much every guy's bedroom. Yeah, I copied whatever that that original like copy pasta is and then everyone like I didn't think about it one time because I genuinely only brought the ringlight because I knew I wasn't going to have any tables or anything like that to be able to do calls from and so I did I brought the ring light to do all of my work calls until my furniture got delivered.
And then everyone in the comments section was like, Amy's launching an only fan.
And I was like, no.
So then I just like larked on it for a while.
And that was like a running joke.
Kind of like the Elon thing has become a running joke and that will be part of the Lord.
I love it.
Did we hear back from Elon's fucking assistant?
Yeah, I have a meeting with him next week.
Oh my God, let's fucking go.
If you don't get me on that stage, I'm never speaking to you again.
Do you only follow us?
I'm going to fucking farm off that shit.
It's going to be amazing.
You're going to go up there with the ladybug on?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
I'm actually like this.
He loves memes, right?
That's hard.
To be fair, the ladybug is actually hard.
Bro, it's objectively hard.
I've had so much.
You could change it to like the fucking birthday picture one that they did.
That'd be so much easier to fucking meme.
RJ, do you know what I'm doing right now?
I don't know, probably fucking pumping your coin to make it bond or some shit.
What are you doing?
No, man, I'm sitting in a hot tub right now.
I'm going to stick the fucking bubbles and heat back on.
A hot tub at a tucuzzi?
You crack on with it.
See, that's why y'all's
because you launch your coin
and you get fucking lazy
and hop in the hot tub.
You should be born.
Yeah, see?
This is why you're definitely.
Yeah, he's like, oh, man, it bonded.
You're in here fucking with us.
Oh, yeah.
Locked in.
Go get in the telegram.
Man, I'm locked in the hot tub.
What do you mean?
Yeah.
Let's get the heat and bubbles back on, guys.
We've logged it.
That's my work, Dad.
You're not locked in.
You're trying to get your macaque in with G Bunny.
Yeah, you're not going to put it on the fucking cat.
I'm, oh, press, I booked the place.
I booked the whole trip.
I just book it this morning.
Let's go.
We're going to Vietnam, baby.
Woo-woo.
Not we.
I mean, me, me, me, me, me.
Yeah, I was about to say, let's be a little clear here there, brother.
He-he-he-he-he.
So who's coming to Vietnam?
Yeah, G-Buddy was begging me to go and I had to tell you.
I did not beg you to go. I was telling you, I'm going.
Go, Amy, have you ever fucking thought about painting your ceilings?
What the hell is that?
You're like a fucking...
Oh, my God.
It's not...
You guys are so uncultured.
It's modern and industrial.
Look up industrial.
Look up industrial design.
Industrial.
I don't own this apartment.
Industrial revolution was way back in the day.
Aj, you missed the whole.
That would be slated.
One at a fucking time.
I'm gonna battered sheepish.
I'm gonna fucking batter sheepish if he keeps doing this.
I'm gonna lose my head.
I know you're Welsh, mate,
but you don't get this much of a pass,
so I'm gonna lose my fucking head.
Oh my God, right.
First of all, why would it be industrial in the rest of the room be painted?
You know, sure do you leave it all unpainted?
I don't get why you just like miss out on the ceilings.
And the rest of the room looks like pretty perfect.
Like you've got some nice furniture.
All right, big man.
Now you've got to think about, you know, how buildings are built.
You know, obviously, it's not concrete on the interior wall.
So the only concrete is really going to be on the floor and on the ceiling when they build the goddamn building.
So the interior walls are going to be fucking weird and something besides some of the major interior walls.
He expects the interior to be built with cinder blocks, you know, like you got to shape out the room and everything with cinders.
All the rooms and you think this shit was good.
Cinder blocks aren't going to give you.
I mean, it could be cinder blocks because they do do those a lot in Florida.
Can I give you guys some alpha?
But that's also going to, you know, I mean, you're not going to have a cinder block wall.
That's not going to look good.
You're going to put tree rock over it.
Yeah, I'll give you some alpha for your houses, right?
Get tile and put the tile half up, like, you know, half of your house.
You like, what I'm talking about?
How do you explain that?
Like, you know, tile on the floor?
Yeah.
I'll help you out. I hope you out. I hope you out. It's Cardiff get battered everywhere.
No, fuck no.
Can't if get battered.
Everybody, go.
No, you know, like tiles on the floor, but also tile on the wall?
Yeah, that's what I'd like to do.
Half of a wall, like, tile.
It's really nice.
I'll send some picture.
No, what do you call?
I think it's floor and decor.
If you go to that store, they have a lot of, like, great full wall,
uh, ceramic tile stuff.
I was there a few weeks ago.
And, uh, yeah, no, I was very impressed with their product offerings.
you're not just like distracted like i feel like if i was in my bed just looking at my ceiling i'd be
pissed off like it would like you kind of ruin my day like oh they just made everywhere
except this hot i don't think i'd be pissed off on brother it's i don't know oh my god
i'm jane that's 20x just saying 20x
right mate one more mention i swear to god i'm just going to remove you from this
i'll come but you're not even going to be able to listen he's now drinking a peanut collada
in the
I fly from Bali to cars and I just come for safety.
I like soups.
Soup's got a fucking hell of a tag.
Fair play.
Go on Maca.
What are you saying, bro?
Well, I'm looking at the activity with these can of sapiens.
It's all I was saying they're running.
You not have an island.
And I'm wondering if whoever's doing this is going to put in bid.
Maccabalini was speaking.
Much more important.
I mean, an apartment like that, not having an island right there and that just being
fully opened.
I mean, that's egregious.
We're just turning it into a kitchen.
Which one are you talking about?
No, I mean, if you look at the photo pinned up right now, if you look, you know, straight back to the kitchen, I mean, I would expect to see an island somewhere in there.
But it's just that wall.
I mean, you know, how the fuck am I going to cook with that?
You guys aren't even talking cup at that.
I got you.
I'm looking at the most fucked up picture I've
pinned it to the top.
This is what I meant.
Like, the tile half against the wall.
It didn't make sense.
Like, you know, halfway through.
I don't know what the term is.
Normally, it's, I mean, there's a thing called Wayne's coding, but it's not tile.
But, like, it's usually that one.
No, that's when you use that molding.
And you do, like, it's a back splash for, it's a,
We're talking.
That's my favorite style.
A nice colonial, the nice, you know, Wayne's County and everything.
Very nice.
My friend in New York, she lives upstate.
She bought a house, you know, like early 1900s, and it has some of those features.
Very nice.
Do you guys want to see my farm in the back?
Not even a little bit.
Not even a little bit.
Yo, what do you guys think about this ARAB money coming in?
I think it was UAE just pledged like $1.4 trillion to the U.S.
Over the next 10 years.
Any thoughts on that?
Yeah, you know, a lot of those deals are, you know, talk.
Do they actually spend the $1.4 trillion?
Who knows?
I mean, they did not spend it because, like I said, it's over the next 10 years.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
They go, oh, yeah, we'll do this thing over the next 10 years.
It's like when they say, oh, we're going to get rid of all gas cars by 2030.
Yeah, get rid of all gas cars by 20 years.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right, that's fair.
But is this bullish?
Or do we just not give a fuck at all?
It's meh.
Oh, I give a fuck, bro.
I'll take to buy money.
Our money's always good.
I mean, it suggests positivity, at least, I think.
Okay, great, great, great combo. Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.
All right, back to your fucking barn or whatever the fuck you wanted to show us.
Right, we did try. Gee Bunny, I'm going to say, I don't really like the half tiles because it's like, am I in a bathroom or a kitchen?
You know, it gets a bit confusing, especially if you're like not that tall.
Yeah, especially because some people are like you below the tile height.
Yeah, bro, that's a special.
It does right now, I promise you that, bro.
And I wouldn't mind chucking one in sheepishishish as jacuzzi as well.
All right.
Right, make the world, what are you telling me, bro?
Bro, what do you want to do?
You know, like, how do you know?
I'm literally sat here speaking to these retards.
So, yeah, pretty good birthday so far.
Like, are you going to drink something with anybody here?
Oh, we're getting on the Stellas tomorrow, bro.
Don't worry.
I'm taking it easy today, prepare myself, and we're going to paint the time of days tomorrow.
Don't you worry about that.
Do you want to go to Cardiff Castle?
I can't remember who's playing, but someone's playing.
I really want to go to it and fucking...
Sir DJ isn't fucking up for it, so...
Is that a cool?
Yeah, sure.
Is that a big?
Yeah, man, that's the date.
Oh, my brother's don't start.
There's a lot of fun.
I can't deal with it.
It's a big man.
It's a big man his birthday, so, you know, that will be happy though.
Yeah, but like if you're celebrating your birthday as a man, like, look in the mirror.
What do you mean?
Smoking a fucking cigar.
Can you ask some self congratulations for yourself for turning another year?
For what?
Job's not done.
You made it another year.
Jobs not done.
Nothing.
I think, Pris's toxic masculinity.
Prez's toxic masculinity is in full form this week.
We have found out this week alone that he believes that.
therapy isn't real, that depression isn't real, and then if you're celebrating your
birthday as a man, that you should look in the mirror.
No, you should.
Can I stand on all of it?
Oh, I was going to set, um, announcements to be made.
I am having a bitter gore farm in the back of my house.
Bittermelon, you know, about that?
What?
What did you just say?
What the fuck is a bitter go?
It's a wicker mrs.
Witte or shit.
Wait, who are you farming?
Who wants their melons to be bitter?
I like bitter melons.
I don't know about you.
It's very good.
I mean, I like a sweet cancelop.
Exactly.
Nice honeydew.
Yeah, yeah, uncultural.
Let me fucking...
You live in the UK.
How do you not know what fucking bitter gourd is?
The fuck?
Bro, we don't have that.
That's national dish.
Bro, when I was in London, you know what I do?
I went to the supermarket, Indian supermarket.
I bought bitter gore.
And I cook a kid at home.
Indian supermarket.
Yeah.
Is he stupid?
Yeah.
And what's your national dish?
Fucking chicken chicken masala, bitch.
Oh, fuck.
No, you don't play with me right here.
It's fish and chips.
It's fish and fucking chips.
It's fish and fucking chips.
It's chicken chicken fucking chips.
It's chicken and chicken sauce.
And you know,
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm going to lose it.
I'm not going to make it to 28 at this rate.
Holy shit, just kill me off now.
I've got G Bunny and fucking sheepish arguing over the national dish where neither of them are from.
So this is fucking great.
This is an amazing conversation.
I'm loving it.
Oh, thank God.
We've got another fucking retard just to help.
Holy shit, this is fucking rough, bro.
I should have just gone out for my fucking birthday.
Instead, I'm stuck with you.
That's your fault.
You chose this life.
Yeah.
No, I know.
I know.
And I'm regretting it now.
It's not a personal issue.
Right, Bull, what are you?
100K?
We're out of 100K.
Bull, what are you telling me about?
Well, so, guys, I just wanted to come up and say everything just said about
Prez is probably the most base thing I've ever heard.
An absolutely 100% fact checker says it's correct.
Told you.
Yeah.
Fucking told you.
If you're a man, bottle up your problems and shut the fuck up.
Exactly.
We're only down 90%.
We could be down 99%.
Just get over it.
Y'all?
Yeah.
With an attitude like that, that is how you avoid depression.
We could be down 99.
We're only down 90.
Let's fucking go.
Glass hard fall, brother.
He's just happy.
You got an ETF, bro.
You should have seen him yesterday.
He was fucking crying.
Marshal love, brother.
Marshallov.
Across the river.
Yeah, I filled in the form.
It was me.
Across the river for one.
Bro, is that all you have to do?
Is it just a form?
Like, can we just do this for everything now and start like fucking pumping the price?
Is this how we get Salana back?
Anyone will hop on a rubber digger rapids?
Salana's going to $40.
What?
What do we think about the Solana post where they put the Pudgy Penguin at the first NFT?
Yeah, I didn't see that.
No comments. I don't know about it.
Wait, why would they put an ETH NFT?
I mean, I get for Pengu, but it's like, yeah, no.
There's a bit of kick in the balls for, like, you know,
all the other Solana projects that have been building on that for years.
Just pick a fucking...
Yeah, I'm not a...
Galactic Gecko?
You got Kleinosaurs, you got...
Galactic Geckos and...
Fuck, Madlands.
No, gecko? What? That's crazy.
Deagle mode.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Relax. Poor D-Guts.
It's probably just an intern, you know, flubbing out.
Where's the founders?
Yeah, where? I honestly thought they'd be back by now.
I wonder what's going on there.
They're locked in, brother. Keep clicking.
Yeah, I haven't even like...
Someone was saying they found Frank Swallet, like, one of the other than, you know, some
and stuff.
So I feel like, I feel like he's just trying to trade and make a bunch of money to come back
to be like, see, I wasn't fucking scamming you guys.
I can make all this money without any of y'all.
And like, that's going to be like his comeback video.
Frank's in my TG.
Yeah, what did happen to the Alevaib Kabbal?
I said, a third guy's back if he was ever in the rest of the...
They all over-traded.
He's like halfback, he's tweeting, and like Rasmir's still making his content.
The video he just did with the psychic, I thought it was pretty funny, so...
Someone said Threat Guy saw his account.
Do you reckon just overtraded and he's just slowly going broke?
No, I definitely don't think that, bro.
I think Frank has enough.
I'm joking.
I'm fucking.
Fucking hell.
I'm joking.
Fucking hell.
The fuck.
Bro, it's a fucking awful.
I know he's not going fucking.
Bad brothers and yell.
The boy, the homie is successful.
That guy's a homie.
He's good.
Sheepish, you got to stand up out of the jacuzzi every once in a while.
Your legs go numb and then you won't be able to get out, bro.
I guess you can't fucking a chakoozy.
I was like,
well, I got out the jacuzzi like fucking five,
10 minutes ago.
I've been watching my chart.
I'm currently sitting at, was it, 85K?
Something like that?
My chart, right, he's gone.
He's gone, I'm sorry.
He's going to have to sit on a fucking naughty step for a while.
He's mentioned that if it got over 100K, I would have been slightly impressed.
He's mentioned like the fact that it's like just about 100K, four or five times now.
You're not impressing me with that, brother.
Fuck me.
Right, P.OV, your hands up.
What are you telling me?
You know why y'all sound like that?
It's because y'all are breathing on the same fucking dirty ear all day.
On Amazon, you can get an air purifier for your crib that reaches up to 1,075 feet for about $99,
and it can come within the same day, depending on where you live.
I highly suggest this.
I always suggest this.
I was going to say, someone got a new job in the bar market.
Let's-for-zero dollars, guys, you can open your window.
You can afford me in a nice little air purifier.
You see what I?
Get this smoke up out of here.
Bro, opening your window in the UK is never good.
Yeah, we don't need that.
That's like worse air than just breathing circulator.
Oh, yeah, I don't know.
It's fucking small.
Where do you live?
We're not in the Victorian times, brother.
Jesus Christ.
You probably drive a Tesla, brother.
Shut everywhere.
Yeah, I like that.
By the way, what is the European?
Don't use air conditioner.
Palatosis clouds.
Because it's not, it's freezing here, bro.
Why the fuck would I need an air conditioner?
It's so cold.
What?
Oh, yeah, we got
Biber.
Peeber.
It's probably most retired.
Bro, this is the most
retarded space I've ever been a part of,
and G Bunny is leading that
like a fucking champion,
brother.
Holy fuck.
Why don't you have an air conditioner for the heater?
Jesus.
Yeah, there's a duer of,
you know, there's a hot and there's a cold.
Why don't you put on the heat?
Like, you're European people.
We're so poor. You can have a 401.
Got there.
Yeah, I mean, you're being
people that have an air conditions.
You got a bunch of crazy people.
Yeah, right.
Well, they have like a half of me.
They have half of a month of warm weather
in fucking Cardiff.
Man, if I have a day over fucking 80,
I'm dying, you know?
Like, that's worth the fucking window.
Yeah, we have funds as well.
What kind of fun?
What the fuck is a fan going to do?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I need that chilled air, brother.
Yeah.
Tell me why can you breathe with no air.
No air.
No air.
Chimmy sweeps, that's why the chimneys are coming by.
Yo, how about all the fucking Tesla is getting blown up?
That's fun.
That's not bad.
Bro, Tesla's kind of cooked.
I've heard people, they want Elon Musk out of Tesla.
Yeah, no, I know.
These guys, their protests always fucking go so hard.
They usually turn out very well for them, too.
You remember that website?
I think y'all were talking about it here that has all that Tesla data of like every Tesla owner.
After hearing that paired with that hate attack on all them Tesla's, I was like, fuck, I don't really know anymore.
I actually know how to send Tessas to all-time high.
If they announced that they'll make either gas, like petrol, gasoline, whatever you want to call it,
or hybrid vehicles, bro, that would fucking rock it because guys like me,
I think the tech in Tessers is sick, but I don't really want an electric car,
nor do where I live.
You couldn't have one anyway.
You couldn't charge it.
They're like iPhone, bro.
They don't have electricity.
They're going to release an attachment where you go get your Tesla service and it'll be able to accept gasoline.
The same way they told us to get an electric car.
The same way they're telling us now to get it.
Tesla is going to change their entire business plan so that they can get a few fucking
Tesla sold in the Northern UK.
You know, Tesla used to do the whole no percentage.
No interest.
Steam engine.
What?
Gee Bunny, one more time?
I think it was last year to get the whole thing when you buy a Tesla card.
You don't have to pay like a, it's like 1% interest, right?
Yeah.
It's not enough for me.
No, yeah.
A lot of people bought it.
I didn't know about it, too.
Way later, I would have caught me a Tesla because that was such a sweet deal, to be honest.
No, I just think it's funny because, like, all these people are going out and, you know, vandalizing and, you know, setting on fire, all these Teslas.
Meanwhile...
Couple things one insurance that's really all you're helping
Two that's normal though I feel like most of the people who have Teslas are still the still fucking like liberal voters Democrats
You know, I'm generally for politically motivated property structure.
I mean, Boston Tea Party, amazing.
But, you know, these people are, you know, retard.
So I don't agree with it.
So they should all be thrown in jail.
Thank you.
No, a lot of Tesla driver, they're not all liberals.
I mean, they're not all liberals, but I feel like most of them are like,
Let's be real. Like how many people like just because of fucking, you know how many people have made threats like, oh, I'm leaving the country or I'm going to do this. I'm moving out of the state. If this person gets, meanwhile, they never do it. Why? Because they don't have the money to do it. So if you have a car already, like, why are you going to fucking sell your car, do whatever, like, and try to get a new one and pay more money if you can avoid it?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're broke as fuck.
Like, it's, you know, so...
So I have a...
So I have a weird feeling that a bunch of this, you know, the cars that are getting damaged and everything are by people who actually agree with them politically.
And they're going to end up just swinging them red because they're fucking idiots.
Yeah, because if you think about it, the first people that said like buying a green car were all like left people.
And now the same people are trashing the cars, but they were the first ones to buy it.
snake eating its own too.
You know, just wait till the end of the...
Yeah, no, I feel like by the end of the year,
Tesla stock is going to be like the comeback of the century.
Probably.
Do you reckon, bro?
I know of two people personally who, like,
were on self-drive mode that is apparently uncrashable,
getting into pretty bad crashes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, but was it the actual car's fault
that they fucking got into really bad crashes?
And also, and also two out of, like, how many?
Like, come on.
Yeah.
Solid numbers.
You all seen them crack kids and try to fuck with the automated cars.
The Waymo, you mean?
Or a cone on it.
Oh, yeah.
Is it legal to drink driving in a Tesla?
You know, we got crackheads like, you know, in Tampa, they would throw the scooters in the river.
Like, you know, they mess up those?
You ever see those food delivery robots that are like driving on the street?
Got the little eyes on them to kick those.
I mean, crackheads are many.
I fucking hate those things.
I hate those so much.
You had mug a pizza robot rolling down the fucking street.
Bro, yeah.
If they're going the same way you go, you could just sit on it.
You know, literally took you.
I would love if they had those here.
That means they're all going to tip.
Oh, the robots will want tips eventually,
and they'll want, you know, maternity leave.
Bro, imagine how cheap taxis would be if there wasn't a driver.
Like, that's going to change the game when they're everywhere.
Waymo, I'm living saying that Waymo, that's the new thing.
It's not already.
Yeah, Jaguar has the vehicle.
No, I'm right.
I'm brother.
Yeah, it's called Waymo.
I'm literally insane it the whole time.
Yeah, I've heard him say like 11 times.
So please acknowledge Waymo, people.
Yeah, please acknowledge Waymo.
Y'all need to listen better, Waymo.
Waymo.
Terra, four.
Yeah, I don't know. I'd probably prefer it. I don't really fucking like speaking to taxi drivers anyway or anyone for that matter.
But, like, you know, when you get a super, like, yappy one who just wants to talk to be out your fucking day and you just drain as fuck?
Like, I'd rather a robot almost...
You think most of the money's going to the driver anyway.
And you're right.
So imagine there's no driver speed.
And this is a big risk to the American people. I mean, you have people going into debt over burritos now.
We can't be tipping drivers if we're going into debt over burritos.
Half these things are getting stuck in the parking lot doing circles and then customer service done the answer for 30 minutes.
So I don't know about all that.
You know what I'm saying?
This is not actually a idea.
It's probably the latest video.
They got like 50 of them in a parking lot just going like they don't know how to pull out the parking.
30 minutes for this nigga to get someone to answer, bro.
He was late to work.
Bro, your fares just going up and up as well.
It's just fucking skyrocketing.
Just grab the wheel, brother.
Jesus, take the wheel.
I also grab the wheel.
That's so fucking funny.
I stopped driving Lyft.
I kept driving Uber because I'll get these crazy customers with Lyft.
I had these fucking two tweakers jump in my car.
They showed me a lot of money.
Like, we got you.
I'm like, I'm cool, cool, you got me.
So I started taking where they're going to go, hey, stop at the Staples real quick.
I go, okay, I'll stop at the Staples.
I pull up to the Staples and I park, right?
And this motherfucker is in Staples for 45.
He needs a lot of cash with me for one.
He's in Staples for fucking 45 minutes.
It's like,
I don't fucking care.
But he left me, he left his water money with me, so, like, I wasn't really tripping.
I'm not a lie, bro.
That's the plane.
Now, I had a friend who was a drug dealer, and, like, you know, we'd be like, oh, we're coming to pick you up at nine.
We get there.
He hasn't showered yet.
He has to jump in the shower, blah, blah.
We leave 930.
He's like, oh, wait, we got to stop up here real quick.
He comes in with an ounce of mushrooms.
Now we've got to do this and that.
I mean, yeah, it was a struggle.
Hello, kitty.
Logistical nightmare, brother.
Yo, did you, I think Prez just made a joke about it.
Did you see you can actually fucking Klanar Dordash now, bro?
We're so down by, bro.
Oh, I pinned a picture on the top for my farm.
They're just helping out Web3 users in downtime.
I know none of you cook.
They're like, ah, the market's bad.
All right, we'll let you finance these for a little while until the meme coins come back.
Bro, that's kind of crazy, bro.
Now you can, yeah, you could put your fucking DoorDash on Layaway now.
Let's fucking go.
You can fucking Payment plan DoorDash?
That's crazy.
All right.
So any four of you want to pay for my burrito?
You can get a burrito for four easy payments of fucking $2.99.
Four people.
Just get four friends.
Pay for that four payment.
You're good to go.
Bro, just three months of hard work and you can pay that burrito off, baby.
We're debt free.
We're going to build up our fucking credit with DoorDash.
That's fucking job.
What the fuck?
Imagine when they charge your account, bro, and then you get that $30 overdraft fee over a $12 barrito.
Yeah, yeah.
Imagine how down bad we have to be as like a country where this is like a thing.
I mean...
This is actually a thing.
We're like a, whatever, a $10, $15, $20 meal.
I don't know about you, but a lot of Republicans are hating...
I'm not going to chocolate.
Bro, if you can't afford food, then like...
Then what?
Yeah, go steal it like a normal person.
Don't sell it.
Don't take out a three-months for dinner.
If you can't pay for dinner, stop being poor.
You know what?
Between me and all the room, I do eat out.
Thank you.
Yeah, we know you do.
You talk about it.
If you can afford one payment out or four on a burrito, you can afford to cook their meal.
Yeah, exactly, bro.
Don't make any fucking sense.
These stupid idiots, like, eat out every night.
Man, to get that burrito, I got to buy beef, man.
I got to buy tomato.
Now I got to buy a lot.
Okay, okay, look, let me speak on this.
Look, I just save like $45 on spices by just picking shit out of my fucking front yard and putting it in a fucking dehydrate.
Yeah.
Right. I got like the finest foods. Hold on. I got the finest foods, Prez. I got like fucking I got passion fruits. Right. I got broccoli. Like in a few months, I'll have like loophas. I'll be washing my body with fresh loophas. And that should don't cost nothing. Motherfuckers are lazy, bro.
So all you need to do is have a front yard. All you need to do is have a front yard. Nice little land where you can, you know, I mean, you can do this shit on a fucking eighth of it. You can do the shit on a tiny bit, but they do on the roof of your apartment.
Like, Lily, motherfuckers are lazy, bro.
There's no excuses for laziness, bro.
If you had like two acres of land,
that is actually serious generational wealth
or your family can actually live off.
Yeah, but I also do a serious fucking work
because I had two acres of land before I just recently sold it.
And I had gardens and shit.
And none of you motherfuckers could spend that much time
during the day
Really take you.
Hey, look, look, look, I didn't take.
It doesn't take, it doesn't take that much time at all.
Motherfuckers are front.
Yeah, they fucking got.
Okay, okay, I do it.
I do it.
You can't speak on it.
I actually do this shit.
Motherfucking, look at the picture I pin on top.
No, bro.
Bro, I wake up.
I wake up.
I wake up.
I order no one with the fun.
No Uber eats, bro.
The children to work the land.
Hold on.
I store food.
I make pickles.
Y'all motherfuckers are front and, bro.
My pickles are better than anything you eat, bro.
Like, oh, yo.
Like I'm saying, I'm just speaking on things I actually do.
I'm not like larping and acting like I live somebody else's life or I can run a company better than somebody else.
Why, RJ?
Thank you. Why?
What do we do to deserve this?
Bro, I don't know what I did in a past life, bro.
Holy shit.
I don't know.
It must have been something pretty fucking horrible to deserve this.
Amy, what did you do?
Honestly, I feel like you might have done something.
What is going on?
It was all fine until Amy came along.
Honestly, like, markets were looking good.
Like, we had pretty, you know, constructive conversation.
You cannot blame this on me.
You cannot blame this on me.
Yeah, no, this is true.
I think you've got to take a little.
If you see the apartment, it's industrial.
We can't blame the fucking gardening talk on her.
Yeah, what about the ceiling talk, bro?
Because we've had, you know, we've had a bit of fucking, yeah.
It's not like I brought up my ceiling.
I didn't bring it up.
Yeah, you egged it on, though.
You sent us two photos of it so we can compare.
I didn't.
I didn't even pin them.
I just talked about it.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Right, I'm going to go to make the world's hand.
This is probably the most reckless decision I've ever made in my life because I'm hoping to be saved here.
But I don't know, bro.
Make the world, please.
Please, if you mention any fucking acres of land or farm.
I just want to pay my respect to Amy.
Because she has this cool win action, you know, that they're going to pay like $1,000 of somebody's rent.
And you got to pay respect because, one, it shows us professionally how you need to do it.
And two, this dick sucking is crazy.
Yeah, bro, it's $1,000 that we're paying fucking, you know, monthly payments on our burritos.
Bro, I got cactus is worth more than your guys' fucking jobs.
Get fucked out of here, bro.
No, you don't.
Your phone go.
You know, you don't.
You don't have a job.
No, you don't.
But I wanted to ask something like Amy.
Absolutely.
Hold on one second, motherfucker.
I'll go live on you.
Motherfucker.
I'll sit down here, larpaum people, right?
No one wants to see your fucking cactus.
Oh, I want to see that prickly pear.
I didn't want to see that cactus.
So, show us that prickly pair.
I guess you want to go.
I just want to ask her, like, what is this about?
So you need to make an account of Creckin and then, like, how is it working?
You got to make a tag.
I'm actually suing for four.
She has instructions.
She said she was going to pay my rent and it's $1,000.
Ain't no one rent a $1,000 in 2025.
Should have had a different promotional line.
She actually promised me a 14 package spa treatment.
I mean,
still fucking waiting.
That,
now see,
that would have been.
Look,
I'm not,
I'm going to say it.
I don't see,
I don't see no one out here giving out free fucking money.
At least she's out here giving some fucking free money.
I'm just,
I'm just saying the tagline,
you know?
Not like,
dude,
she actually is giving free money.
I don't see nobody.
I'm okay with the free money jeep money.
Exactly.
The problem is the tagline.
The tagline is fine.
The tagline is literally, I'm paying your rent.
No one's rent is $1,000.
There's no fucking way anyone's paying $1,000 to rent.
What's wrong? What's wrong with the tagline?
I'm just saying.
You know what?
Paying $1,000 for rent.
Bro, he didn't say I'm paying your rent in full.
She says, I'm paying your rent.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
You know what, Amy?
Just give it a thousand dollars.
You want to know something?
How many other people on the internet are giving you a thousand free dollars for just telling me why you deserve it?
Eat dick, bad brothers.
I'm putting you on the blacklist.
Eat dick bad brothers.
That's not what I said.
Yeah, eat dick bad brothers.
I'm saying it would have been like a thousand or like a 10 spa treatments with Amy, you know?
That was kind of cathartic.
And do you want to know something?
Cracken really likes this activation and they think that they want to do it every month with me.
So I'm going to pay everyone else's rent except for yours, bad brother.
I have a lot.
That's fucking go.
Every fucking month.
Let's fucking go.
Alpha Coe ain't out here paying people rent.
I'm fucking the most expensive.
I'm booking the most expensive apartment in downtown L.A. now, and this is going to be fucking amazing.
We finally got the reason to move.
Let's see.
It's hotels only now.
He's covering the lot.
She's covering the fucking lot.
There we go.
Go and enter that.
If you want your rent paid, you know, $1,000 or probably cover a decent amount of it.
You know, several people send me laughing faces except for Alphico.
Fuck.
Yeah, he's stealing rent.
Yeah, fuck that.
Oh, my.
Oh, I would say that $1,000 can do me real well for one night in this hotel, okay?
So hit me out with that $1,000.
Capella is not cheap.
I need that $1,000.
Amy, how's this picked?
Is this random or are you picking your favorite person?
Because if so, I expect to have my fucking number page.
I'm not picking my favorite person.
I'm doing a Twitter picker, and if you follow the rules on the Twitter picker, then you get chosen.
Bullish.
Because I think that I picked it based on, like, who I think deserves it.
Like, someone's going to fucking throw a fit.
Like, everyone's got something to say about people on the internet with following and how they rig shit or how they're, I don't know, whatever.
I'm like, I'll let the internet choose.
And if you want to argue with the internet, that's on you.
No, what you should do is you should do the Twitter picker like over and over and over again recorded until it hit me and then only put out the clip of me winning.
Do you not know how the Twitter picker works?
They can look up every time that you've ever clicked it.
So it will, it's not like a recording situation.
It's just, like, if you click it once, it'll be like,
this is how many times she clicked through it to be able to get to this answer.
And then it will show up sometimes.
Yeah, no, I've never used Twitter picker, to be honest.
We got a lot of damage in here.
It's the most transparent way to do a giveaway.
Yeah.
But also, like, noting on what make the world said about the way you're supposed to do it.
To be honest, like, I only really partner with companies that do shit by the book.
Like, Soulflare does shit by the book. Magic Eden did shit by the book.
Salana Mobile did it by the book.
Cracken does it by the book.
Like, I file tax forms.
Like, I do the whole fucking thing.
I don't take gigs with companies that they, like, are, like...
let's just give you allocation and you just shill it for five and a half months.
You know what I mean?
Like that shit, I don't know.
I'm going to get legal trouble with that shit.
If I'm trying to grow to the level I want to, I'm going to be able to have the eyes and attention on me that will probably fuck me over if I do things the wrong way.
So like, I don't know.
If you have a, if you're like, oh, this company wants me to do a giveaway and they don't have a,
um the right things in place like this is all legally done like in a document that was sent to me by
crack and i have to get copy approved every time i send anything out from them so like i don't know
it just is something that if you're a company and you're building something you should probably
look into if you're working with kowls and eGC creators um and then if you are looking to do partnerships
Like also kind of look into the legal ramifications of doing things the wrong way.
So there's that.
All right.
So just to clarify, if I do a nice little sob story in the comments on the reason why I need my rent paid, that doesn't have any effect at all because it's all done through Twitter.
Nope, that's just you being gay.
You know what? In Monopoly, Amy, just visiting jail. Past jail, go, right?
I mean, here's the also T. I'm going to be honest, like, so I'm going to do this crack and giveaway.
But I might, like, look at some of these others in the comments that, like, people are kind of down bad and really need something.
And maybe, like, Amy Street does her own, like, love in the back channels kind of thing.
Because I'm honest, I'm honest, like, I don't know.
Loving the back channel sounds like a show.
I'm doing pretty well for myself right now, like, on a career level.
And I'm, like, trade for fun.
So I would love to be able to just give back a little bit to people.
So it's like a good way for me to pulse how people are doing.
And also just like know some stuff about my reply guys because I have really truthfully have some of the best reply guys in the world and I mean it.
Like they're like really consistent and really great.
And I like try to form relationships with the people that are commenting on my shit all the time.
So that's just kind of why I'm doing that portion of it.
Amy, you know, are you dating Seth or something?
Huh?
Yeah, let's delve into this.
She didn't deny it.
I don't hear what was said.
Are you dating staff?
Am I dating Seth?
That was a long...
That was a long...
Slander is.
That's like the worst slander that you could put on.
I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Well, that dude has a husky in Nigeria.
You know how messed up that is? He's got no models.
No, on a real though.
Nah, he's rich, bro.
What are you touching?
I love...
Nigerian prince.
He's like a son to me.
Like half of you guys are like a son to me.
Like, I look at you like my children.
Even though I'm like maybe four years older than most of you, but it just feels like I am much older than a lot of you guys, because you guys are fucking idiots.
What are you talking about, Damien?
Two questions in the DMs about the thing you were doing, but I can open it up, so can you maybe try to spin it up there?
Are you in the war zone?
Is he in the war zone?
Yeah, he's in the war zone.
I think he's, yeah, I don't know.
What did you say?
Make the world?
Can you try to pin it up?
Because two people sent me at the end about it.
I cannot pin it up in the space.
Did you comment?
Suffolmy is nuts.
Damn, you guys are off.
On his birthday, you're not going to...
Yeah, on my fucking...
I'm joking.
Oh, Argy, I told you earlier I'd treat you and I'd send you some.
And you told me to shut up, like, so...
Yeah, Argy.
Yeah, RJ, can you send me your wallet address, please?
Yeah, no, seriously,
RJ, send me your wallet address.
I'll actually send you something.
I think it's pinned up top somewhere.
I don't know.
I think he was fucking...
Oh, that was real.
I honestly thought he was just getting everybody.
Hey, big man, I got a birthday present.
I need to click this link.
I'm going to send you right now.
Yeah, I was gonna say, bro, I guarantee I'm just getting fishing.
Guys, let's do something fun to the wallet that RJ pinned to the top.
Like, just send all your dust, like your random bullshit in your wallet.
No one sent me anything of value.
Like, just send your trash.
And then he can transfer it all to soul and then it'll end up being like 50 bucks and that's a dub.
Am I a retard?
Or can I not find this fucking address?
Yeah, don't forget about soulbound tokens too.
You know.
I honestly almost sent you, RJ.
I like randomly had Viagra token that was dropped in one of my wallets today.
Viagra?
I do have some Viagra token.
Hey, President, you know that?
I had an ear dropped in some random wallet.
I got blue.
You know that honey pots are just soulbound ERC 20s?
I'll stay away from the catatts.
Yes.
RJ, look on DMs, bro.
Please.
This is a cactus that cost more than my fucking house.
Jesus.
Bro, where the fuck were I doing?
The cat did this is the captive that cost one at my house.
I said, I said your job and you don't got one, so that's the funny part.
What up?
Oh, joke's on you.
My job probably paid more than, you know what?
I'm not going to say, I want to be humble today.
I'm not in competition with you, G Bunny.
That's the funny part.
My God.
It's like, you know, this isn't a flex.
You know, and look, the whole point, you know what I was saying was that you can grow something, you can grow something and it becomes valuable.
You can eat things.
You can trade things.
Like, look, the cuts and pups that come off of those things, G Bunny are worth $100, $120 a pot.
There's a whole thing called Cactus Instagram, like crypto Twitter.
There's a whole thing called Cactus Instagram.
It's a big fucking.
Do you make money off?
Yeah.
We bet we bet we bet we bet we bet make money off Cactus Instagram.
My video hit 45 million Instagram
So if you want to flex the view
I can flex it right now
See this ain't about this isn't about
Just about just like making your household
Productive
See like this isn't a competition
My household isn't in competition with yours
Bunny I'm telling you about how I make my household
Profitable bro how I keep fucking good healthy food
On my fucking table bro
You can't like shame me
And you don't think I do that
Like I'm not I'm not sitting here trying
No I'm not saying you don't
I'm not saying you don't I'm not saying you don't
Motherfucker
I'm gonna fuck this over
How are we so mad about taxes?
Saul just gets really worked up so easily, and I just, like, want to just, like, give him a, like, a soft warm blanket and, like, a soft, like, a soft, like, warm forehead kiss and, like, make him a hot cocoa and, like, set him up with, like, a nice, feel-good movie.
You know what I mean?
Get a fire on.
He just gets so worked up, sometimes.
Yeah, he also said, like, my cactuses are worth more than your job and then got annoyed when G-Bunny tried to shame him for his cactuses, bro.
Like, I don't know what's going on, brother.
I'm happy you're farming cactuses, but yeah, I don't know if this is it.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know if this is the fucking...
There's a personality test called Eniogram, and I'm really... I used to tour...
the country and teach people about this personality test as like a summer gig and like help companies like figure out how the dynamics of the workplace are.
And I never ever guess what people's enneagrams are just off of RIP even though I'm pretty fucking good at guessing what people's enneagrams are.
And I know for a fact, Saul's an eight just like me.
He's, he is an eight anyogram just like Amy Street is.
Because once we get on a fucking roll, we don't fucking stop, and we're both aggressive as fuck.
What the fuck's an igra?
Is also an age.
Me, saw curro eights.
Pingu, maybe an eight, too.
You might be a wing eight, if anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll teach you guys about this some other day.
What would I be?
Retarded.
I can't tell you right now.
Yeah.
Wait, nobody is, does this test want to take it?
Enneagram?
E, okay, look up at
TUREL.
There's, no, if it doesn't go all the way to 10, you re-hard.
Okay, so it's, if you look up, it's like, Trulia or something like that, truly, something like that,
if you look up E-N-N-A-G-R-A-M, E-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-G-R-A-M, and there's like a not-free one that's going to be the first one on Google.
Don't do that one, do the Trulia one.
And if you DM me, your graph, I'll tell you what your number is.
Sol, is it cacti or cactus?
There's one cactus in that photo and they're cacti when they're multiple.
Right, so right. See, I tell you why, when you started mentioning, what I can think about was like a Minecraft cactus farm
Donno way.
Well, like I said, you know, look, look, this is the point. There's so many little...
You got one cactus in there.
Shut the fuck up, man, brother.
Oh, I'm sorry, I know my goddamn plants.
No. So, so, so...
I'm being asked the question. I'm trying to answer it, but it's hard to answer.
Right, wait.
So...
From the long line of landscapers.
So...
I truly hate all of you.
So, right, I just want to ask you one thing about your cactus, and I'll shut up.
Truly, madly, deeply hate all of you.
Well, this is the worst fucking birthday ever.
I'm going to go and cry in the corner of my room for like an hour.
I'm going to say what's up to Pingu real quick,
uh, since he will not talk about fucking cactuses and cacti and fucking stuff.
Wait, Pingu actually just DM'd me.
Pingu just DM me and said that he's got a special song prepared for RJ's birthday.
Take it away, Pingu.
Okay.
Even say happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
No way.
I'm doing the uncle.
I'm doing the uncle duties that come once in a lifetime and teaching him out to play grandfather's daughter.
We're currently robbing a bank right now.
But yeah, he did say happy birthday.
So, but.
That was it.
That was better than any song that you could have asked for.
Like,
just like,
do you feel the youth flowing back into your body?
diddy?
that,
honestly,
that little seven-second segment was much better than the past,
like,
20 minutes of these fuckers arguing.
Like,
bro,
just nobody...
God.
there we go.
yeah,
Bro, you're slaying.
Hip, hip.
Oh, God.
All right, you guys, shoot the guard.
All right?
Hip, hip, hip.
We're literally going to kill the guard, bro.
Because he's literally trying to take one of our friends, all right?
So we're going to aim at him.
We're going to aim at him and then press our button on the...
You had shot at him.
There we go.
Ah, he's going to be a murderer when he grows up in these.
Get him on the coins.
Get him on the charts.
Get him on the charts.
Proper road, man.
There we go.
Get him on the charts.
Teach him young.
Right.
After that,
because honestly,
I don't want to risk this space
getting any more degenerate
after I've just had the most sweet
birthday message ever.
I'm just going to fucking rug this bitch.
I appreciate you all for coming
and thanks for all the happy birthday messages as well.
I kind of hate my birthday,
but it is what it is.
I hate it even more now.
Let's fucking go.
Right.
Appreciate you all for coming.
Thanks for,
yeah,
I'm just repeating myself now.
I'll press.
Take it away.
This one was requested by...
Oh, God, what's this?
I'm okay with him.
I'm okay with him.
Single women, DM me.
Single women, DM me.
Got five hours left, seriously to be.
It's only to send up on my house.
Feel good, but I know you want to out.
This day you want passion.
I think you found it.
It's ready for out.
Don't be a sounding.
We switch in position.
You feel surrounded.
Tell me when you're in.
Girl, you know I, girl, you know I.
I've been a late night
but you're dreaming of love.
Girl, you know I, girl, you know I.
Don't need candles and hate
just need somebody to make.
First day, sex,
birthday, sex,
oh, oh, oh, yeah.
Have a good weekend everyone!
Peace!
