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RAC FM 🦝 Funky Friday Fuck it the world's a mess 😎
Recorded: Jan. 16, 2026 Duration: 1:17:31Space Recording
Short Summary
Recent discussions have highlighted significant trends in social activism, immigration policy, and economic dynamics, reflecting a growing awareness of the intersection between societal issues and the crypto community's goals of decentralization and equitable financial systems.
Full Transcription
Alright peeps, I've just finished cooking. I'll wait for some people coming in while I eat some more of this food, okay?
Give me a few seconds, I'll DM this to a few people. Thank you. If only you knew what I was eating right now you'd laugh your fucking tits off like.
Proper fucking baby food man.
Can't even believe this I even bought fucking baby food the other day when I was out.
What day is it? Friday, Wednesday when I went in for the meeting in the city.
I ended up buying some baby food just to keep me fucking self going.
Oh, me fucking jaw's in pieces man.
Where's Red Eye? He's like, let's fucking go.
Whatever Red Eye, Clare Eye, Pink Eye.
Lil Lil, as we say in Thailand, Dario.
So, tap some of the usuals up, see what happens.
You know what it's like people, we always start a bit slow.
I'll just give up on the food for a second.
Sort this shit out first, get some people in the the room get some speakers as we do
all right son let me send you an invite
since i'm not functioning 100 percent
gm brother oh we got you we got you all right man i'm just coming back in for a feed i just had like half a ball of
me slop i've been trying to send it in the chat it won't send you know dude like photos or videos
have you noticed in the chat like videos and photos and that are just not working or not
yeah every once in a while i'll get some some real weird behavior out of the app.
I haven't had any issues the past, like, half week, week or so.
Dude, you're on Android?
No, I'm on an iPhone.
See, the conversations about how an app works are completely different between Android and Apple, right?
Yeah.
Not even sending now.
I wonder if it's because, like like i took the photo on ultra high oh that that could be like it can't process that high or like it is trying to downgrade
it's quality or something let me see if i can send it to you because obviously i'm sending in
the group chat right and it's unenclusive. A wonderful cent of years.
I think we haven't talked since
that protester
was shot in Minneapolis, did we?
I don't think so.
I'm not too sure
about how long has it been. Can't remember.
I think it's been close to a week.
I remember. Did we have one after the fondue sure
no no we didn't um did we not do the friday i just got your uh your message
but the photo did the photo come through
let me double check the baby slops oh i sent that yeah yeah right that one's sending the group chat
let me send you is this soup i but let me send you this screenshot let me show you something right
on this screenshot yeah have a look there we go have a look in your dms now
and can you see i would feel twice in the raccoon chat oh yeah yep so this has been
up then for a few weeks now interesting the video when anyone sends me a video doesn't play
finn i sent a video the other week baby and someone that wouldn't play
for me but it's work everything's working for you on their iphone yeah yeah yep the only thing that
uh i i don't know if the the like nest is working i know i think last time we tried the nest was
working again it's not working for me it was working for bands on iphone again but it's not working on android so the android app is proper fucked right now you
know does it is it the same have you been on a space on your tablet recently that's android as
well though okay gotcha i i never ever use an apple product i haven't for a long like i haven't
ever like i've got me raisins for that though yeah i didn't well i guess google is it's not exact it's probably still in some sort
of uh you know android sdk or some sort of i think android is just you know a mobile version of Linux but yeah anyways yeah Twitter came out of Motorola right yeah
yeah yeah yep cuz I remember having like yeah I remember this google boarded up until i went to college yeah google boarded yeah
it's all to do with like because i know google has their own phones like different from i just
yeah but android android was around for ages. I'm sure Google purchased Microsoft Motorola.
That's a good question, actually.
Man, Motorola made some fucking amazing phones, dude.
Yeah, well, you've got to think...
They were goaded for a while.
The feasible...
The thing is, like, we reached a time where like a proper decent like os became available
obviously i i mean you know dude the first iphone for the days of the flip phone like the motorola
razer oh dude i i yearn for those simple days again so do you know about the robot they used to test the lid on that or not
to test the like closing function the opening closing yeah no it's mad ah this was like back
in what like 2005 six right the original ones yeah uh i think it was earlier than that because i had my first razor when i was i think
nine which would have been 2004 yeah yeah around that time yeah yeah it was well before the iphone
and that right oh yeah yeah for sure so they had like uh in the motorola factory motorola were
really advanced you know really advanced and they had this like robotic arm open and closing like every
minute of every day and at the time before like at the time it hadn't failed it was up to like
fucking three and a half million flips or something oh i see just trying to do the stress test on it
or something yeah no they did a motorola you know Motorola, the people that developed, like, Gorilla Glass and that, you know. Yep.
They did loads of shit, man.
Yeah.
I always liked them.
See, you've always got to remember, I started working in the mobile industry, like, really, like, young, right?
Like, two minutes from my mom's house was one-to-one, which was bought out by T-Mobile, right?
Yeah.
Well, you were also like more, I guess, tuned into the world when you, I guess, had your first phone versus myself.
Like I was still pretty… Not really, dude.
I'd hardly…
No, no.
I mean, I'd had like a few, right?
You saw you talking.
I started with phones in about 96, 97.
So what does that put you like uh 15 or something and what you're talking about you daft i'm fucking 15. i know
eight and you said 90 90 what i was like 20 years old. 21. Okay.
That wasn't that far off.
Five years.
We basically had T-Mobile at the end of my street, you know, where my mom's house was.
Mm-hmm.
So I worked there for six years before I went to Australia.
Say I had the job, I had the job where I would work and then I would like leave for a bit so that's when i went to like a vafer and shit
like i stay i was working and staying in a vafer before then but then i went i went for like i took
like three months off went to vafer and took like nearly four months off the next year. But my job was always there for me.
Oh, dude.
Have you been following?
Sorry, just want to kind of dip into some news.
I'm sure you've been following all the ice raids and protests going on in Minneapolis.
Right?
Well, it's a tale of two cities, isn't it?
Yep.
The Quad Cities. Well, Quad Cities, sorry, that's Chicago. Or close to Chicago. right well it's a tale of two cities isn't it yeah the quad cities or well
sorry that's Chicago or closest well it's here in two cities is a book by
Charles Dickens right oh yeah I remember it's better of loved and lost and never
to have loved at all yeah bro listen I'm not being funny you
fuck around you find out I mean are you gonna to get to the streets, protest nice here?
Are you going to sit in your nice warm house and watch it on TV?
One thing, the only thing that, and I've had this conversation with other people before,
and I just don't have a good answer for it because I just don't know that much.
But, like, I was seeing these videos of, I'm blanking on the name of the tribe,
but basically there were a bunch of Native Americans who were detained by ICE
and who were, you know, U.S. citizens, members of their tribes, whatever.
But, like, did you go through the whole verification process?
Like, so 100%, is it new is it modern like which
administration was it under if it's older like exactly what was the context exactly you know
what all of the i mean you saw you saw what iran did the other day you saw what iran did or not
uh well you'll have to be somewhat more specific where the poor in iran because they've cut off
all the internet and everything right yeah they've kept certain things going like state tv right
they put out all of these scenes of like all of these like iranians like rising up on the streets
like and support the regime and it was from 2020 when their trump killed some uh solomani
there was these fuel yeah with. It was a total fabrication.
It's total blackout over there. They've probably
shot about 10,000 to 15,000
by now, man. It's been a massacre.
I've seen the U.S.
I'm just wondering,
is this a problem with
it's difficult to get
tribal identification
from their
group?
Or is it a problem with the US government not recognizing those?
I don't know.
This is a weird one because obviously most Native Americans aren't white.
Have you seen the statistics by race on the uh jobs front or not no so since
okay so since trump come into power right yeah uh the most amount of jobs have been lost are in the
federal government right the most amount of jobs that have been created right that weren't there
before that are filled now
do you know that they've been filled by native americans by like magnitudes more than anything
else you can imagine well that's good all these people have been more severe underemployment
rates especially try and try and look try and if you're in front of your computer you can try and
fact check me right but you would actually really, really surprised at the amount of Native Americans that have been like, because obviously with the Labor Department, do do it by certain generics, you know?
Yeah.
You'd be blown away.
It's just interesting because like I've talked with people, like I've got friends who live in Chicago and they were telling me about some of the ongoing protests.
And I've got friends who are, you know, uh, an American citizens their whole life, they're mixed. And it's like, they feel
this need to carry their identification with them more than they ever should just in the
off chance that they get stopped. And I was like, okay, as much as I think that might be fucked up,
you know, I also, uh, you know, understand that we have identification for these types of things.
It's like it's very easy to prevent this issue if, you know, you have an idea.
But I was just sitting here thinking like the I imagine.
Do you know what it comes down to?
Listen, Trump's nowhere near Obama's record, right?
Obama was known as the deporter in chief chief i don't know if you know this right
obama ran on the fact that george bush had allowed four million illegals in right
he was spouting four million out all over the campaign trail right
he was pretty much right i know he was a very he had i think he was like eight million some
odd people deported uh during his
president he was known as the deporter in chief the whole hoax about trump and the kids in the
cages was all obama the those cages were the kids in were all obama era before trump even came in
2014 2015. yeah he also dropped more bombs than any president in history that people forget to
mention right but obama walked on water was a golden saint because he was the darling boy of the left right the
democratic party yeah like what trump's done is nowhere near as far as say like obama went and
obama's rhetoric like i see on the campaign trail about the four million illegals i mean he deported
over double the amount of people he was seeing came in
at the most i've got the hiccups at the most conservative effort right i'm telling you this
now from what i'm from what i know from a conservative effort in the biden admira a biden era you would say that 10 million came in at the most relatively moderate conservative
level the 10 million came in like upwards of 20 to 25 million wouldn't surprise me have you not seen
man ice go to these like so i spent in new warleans and that one and then like 48 hours then arrested
like 2400 like hardcore criminals like they are taking some like i saw some of the vietnamese and
laotians and that that they got arrested in minnesota people like done for a sodomy on like
kids and that man young boys and that like really nasty nasty people i mean i get where you're coming from and your
friends i'm glad you take that attitude that like yeah it's a bit fucked but like certain particular
uh existential times yeah take exponential measures to a degree i mean i'm sorry red eye
where do you draw the line in the sand with it uh it's hard because it is something so easy to do to carry an idea on you and that could
solve so many of your problems uh or so many of these problems what happened there you've just
gone silent oddly like did you move away from your microphone or something no i might have i have it
in one hand i might have accidentally covered the mic but um you're so quiet okay i'm just letting
you know you're like uber quiet'm just letting you know you're like
uber quiet compared to normal you know you normally got the best fucking vocals everybody
best audio of everybody yeah i'm on my phone instead of on my desktop which is probably why
um can you hear me all right right now
yeah yeah just uber quiet like a little mouse or something. and lack of government intervention in your citizen's life, I also understand the point of why the fuck should I have to carry identification
if I'm a citizen?
It's like I shouldn't have to prove anything unless I'm breaking a law.
So I get both of those sides at the same time.
I don't think anybody's looking at you and thinking you were born anywhere else.
No, I don't think that's happening to me either.
I've never been stopped by...
We have to curry identification here in Thailand, you know?
Like you're required to keep it on you?
Oh, as a foreigner, yes.
Oh, okay.
Well, as a foreigner, okay.
I can see that as a foreigner, that being a requirement, yeah.
So what about the foreigners in the US us which is what we're talking about it's probably a good idea to have you know tell people
to keep it on them it's gonna keep you not really out of trouble sounds weird because they're not
putting themselves necessarily in trouble but like if for whatever reason pops off this is a
good way to just be like, nope, not me.
Don't just don't fuck with me.
I'm here.
I got all my paperwork, whatever. Well, dude, you know, you know, my biggest gripe about like everything with these illegals in the US and the US and the UK and that right in Europe.
Yeah, like to be here, to live here, I've been here 14 years, been living here 14 years.
Olivia, I've been here 14 years, been living here 14 years.
I have to jump through hoops every year.
So, like, it's not a drama, but, you know, not only me, but also my landlord.
You know, both of us have to notify, like, me being at this address, like, every 90 years, right?
Every three months, yeah?
He has to notify the government that you're still there?
All right, immigration.
Like, no, then I'm of me addressed.
Wow.
If you move address, you've got to update it all on the system.
So once a year, I go through the whole thing, right?
Yeah?
Yep.
Once a year, I go through the whole thing.
I get me permission to steer.
I get me work permit based on all my details, all my paperwork, right?
Yep.
For me permission to stay, I have about 100 pieces of paperwork, okay?
Includes like tax and everything.
For my work permit, it's about 54 pieces of individual pieces of paper that all have to be signed by me.
pieces of individual pieces appear that all have to be signed by me yeah all me
Yeah.
taxes like everything you can imagine like blah blah blah I have to do
everything every year right mm-hmm but I only have to do it once a year but then
I have to do me a 90 day check-in as well so they have to go but I follow I
follow everything like to go down the immigration office to do this,
or can you do it online?
No, no, no.
Well, my company do my 90-day check for me,
but I have to curry it into them every 90 days.
But that's just because I'm lucky.
No, that's just because I'm lucky.
Once a year I go.
I have one visit once a year, and I'm done.
You have to go down to the Royal Palace and present your papers?
You fucking go on, T,en it's recorded man he would probably like to know he's like i got
all my all my best citizens are legal but what sympathy what sympathy have i got like so you
know i have to go through like the the air cab check and everything when i have to go through the ACAB check and everything, man. I have to go through the medical, blah, blah, blah.
And I'm sure that's how legal immigrants in the US also feel.
It's like, fuck, dude.
I've waited and put in all this time to do this.
Why the fuck should I be okay with it?
So what sympathy would I have with illegal immigrants?
Like, from my position, what I do, what's the ability that I am?
Come on, Red Eye.
I was going to say, from a human perspective,
I think it's easy for people to empathize with this seeking out a better life for you and your family.
I think anyone can empathize with that.
But how you go about doing it is where you end up losing people.
And when you want to cut lines, and this is so arbitrary because we were all born into the bodies, to the families, to the countries where we just happened to be born.
It's just, you know, none of us asked to be born where we're born.
And so it sucks to have to say, no, unfortunately, you got to go through these hoops and these people don't.
But we have to have some order.
And without order, there's chaos and then no one gets to enjoy anything.
So it's a it's a really hard question and situation.
Well, there's something about now there's something about being born in one place and migrating to another for economic reasons.
What do you mean look well i think there's a big difference between people who are escaping like
real like proper war and imminent death yep compared to people who are seeking a better life
i agree i agree if you're that clever stay in your own country and be part of the system that rises
your own country up how will these third world countries ever improve if they don't keep all of their own like talent
or whatever well it's a fair point um and you know there are a lot of people who will probably say
like they're able to go work somewhere else send money back and uh you know help build up some stability that way but it's not the same i get it that's a
it's a fair point and uh it's just a matter of how long wait a minute that's worth extraction
what you're talking about that wealth extraction right sure yeah
if i if my family are you happy for your country to be extracted as well constantly
Are you happy for your country to be extracted as well, constantly?
I don't think...
I don't feel like that's...
Okay.
It's extractive if you think that the US government should be taxing its citizens
how it currently does.
Because they make money off of you...
What about Somalis?
What about Somalis on benefits and sending money back to Somalia for other family members back there?
Okay.
Now, doing it off of government assistance, I'm not a fan of that.
If you do it through…
No, I'm just saying you've got 80…
Do you know nearly 90% of Somalis are on benefit, one kind of benefit or another?
Yeah, I…
So that's different than…
Medicaid, whatever?
That's different than if I i i imagine most of those
somalis came here wasn't it during like the somali civil war like they got they were under
temporary the original ones in the 90s yeah yeah but you know you know who they were
so they were the likes of ilan omar's father right so oh yeah do you know that ilan omar's
from the socialist like communist party that tried like, take over the country and then ended up getting kicked out during the Civil War, huh?
Yeah, and he was allowed to come over to the U.S.
She's part of an evil dynasty, you know?
Yeah.
But what I'm thinking of is, like, from the economic perspective, if I'm moving here, if I'm an engineer, and I know these scenarios. I've had friends who lived in India, in Pakistan, in Eastern Europe, who work for U.S. firms make 10x what they would in their own country, and then they can do more that way. Now they're not living here, they're working
remote. So I guess that's different. But like if you move here and you have a really high skilled
job, whether you're a doctor, engineer, something like that, and you make a bunch of money and you
send it back, the only downside to that is that the U.S. isn't getting its extra, like you're not
stimulating U.S. businesses by spending in the U in the US as much as you could.
But there's no requirement for you to do that.
And you can do whatever you want with your money.
You earned it.
I think that's different than you coming over here taking the economic stimulus or the aid stimulus and then sending that.
That's fucked up.
I'm not a fan of that.
But if you're over here making money and you want to send it to someone you know i think by the way you weren't quiet by the way you weren't quiet
it was my mistake i put you on the stand and i didn't realize it was to the not to the center
and so my microphone i know it was me not you sorry bro right so listen what you're talking
about there i totally agree with you you know why
very specialists like doctors and engineers that you really need yeah even if they send the money
back home they're still in that positive in my eyes yeah because they're bringing a critical
service or a valuable service i'm talking about the 89 of somalis within minnesota that are on
some form of benefit
and sending the money back home now i imagine you're allowed to send money to your mom if you
want right yeah okay yeah it's a gift it's a gift yeah sure or just like let's say you know she's
but i'm not on benefits i'm not on benefits well i know but i'm saying like let's say you give her
you know 300 bucks a month or
something like that just to help her pay bills every month you're doing it to help support it
whatever the case may be um like i don't think that you're that the thai government should look
down on that because you made that money yourself you're not on benefits like you said and what you
do with your money is your own they probably would want you to spend it in... Oh, correct.
No, you're totally bang on the money.
You're totally over the target.
Mate, we agree on the same thing, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, the benefits, though, that's fuckery.
And I've been seeing all these videos.
Like, people have been interviewing Ilhan Omar about this.
Did you see the breakdown?
Before we move off the benefit, did you see the breakdown?
How it was like 59 percent are on ebit uh 76.4 percent are on medicaid this percent's on this and this so when you added you know when you add it all together and kind of like group it all
together based on the amount of population that's there just over 100 000 104 000 whatever like the sum total of somalis that have like moved to the us or somali
sorry it's somali families because the ones who moved in the 90s have already had the kids
some of them have had the kids grandkids right it worked out at a total dude of near enough 99 89 that's almost nine in ten Somalis in Minnesota are taking more from the
government and the give back because they did this whole thing about like
taxes like blah blah blah right like it came to almost like 80 baron like 88.9 or 88.7 whatever it was it was like literally nearly
89 percent of all the all somali households in minnesota are on some form of government
government assistance through one of the like i think five different programs right
you know the housing one you know the housing one that there is what uh section what's called
section 2000 or something or what's it called you're going to america section 8 000 uh medicaid
uh the other one what's what's the other one you got medicaid and
medicare medicare yeah eIT was another one. Yep.
Standard welfare.
Oh, WIC. WIC is probably another one.
Yes, correct.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of these, I think, are ultra important.
We've talked about this.
Like, WIC.
Oh, WIC. We love WIC.
Yeah.
Right?
Trump found WIC straight away out of the money, remember?
When Trump, the first thing he
did he funded wick for the whole shut down from the uh he took them he didn't get the tariff money
for that one week he took it from somewhere else didn't he like some money that was the
usd discretionary budget i think very clever very clever what he did do you know something i'll i'm
be honest with you trump's pulling strings right now i think people are totally
missing the point right uh the shutdown i think trump will love another shutdown you know that
uh did they they have not renewed the subsidies for not yet no they're still talking there was a
there was a shitty vote uh the other day but they're not still there's still real deep discussions going on about this so that's that's one
of the main things the subsidies right the one I keep it going for three years
I mean bearing in mind days of Corbett era subsidies right these subsidies
weren't around before Corbett came in right you know what I'm talking about
which ones the Obamacare subsidies the's all i kick off uh yeah i figured it was a 10 year
thing like no no no they were brought in they were brought in for covid oh were they okay
oh dude this whole thing it's a right scam have you seen the shares of the insurance company what
some of them gone up like over a thousand percent in that man since it's ridiculous jesus like it's it oh mate how the american government can't put the money directly in
their pockets of like why they have to have this third party of like insurance and because then
you have like subcontractors within that game and underwriters and there's loads of insurance is
possibly the worst subject i've ever done because i I used to sell it, you know? I used to sell insurance.
Like, you do realize the two,
do you know what the two hardest products
in the world are to sell?
Probably just told you one.
Okay, insurance, life.
The book, no, no, insurance is a general umbrella concept,
whether it be car, whatever it is right insurance
but you'll if you if you understand why insurance is one of the hardest things to sell then you'll
probably understand what the other thing is and why think about it with insurance you're selling
nothing right like if i come and sell you gas and electricity right you've got
time share not really because I mean I even know the bad scams you still get
you know the opportunity to go and spend time there no mate listen advertising
okay yeah it's a blank it's a blank space I'm selling you blank space yeah
no matter what stats come behind it whatever
it is in advertising you're still selling the blank space i used to sell both back in the day
when i was young when i used to i could sell anything but i'm telling you insurance and
advertising are the hardest sales of all time because there's nothing that you're in one of
these guys just seeing you on like the corner back in the day and be like you know what this guy's
i bet you he could sell pretty much anything he's like yeah put me to the test so you know wolf of wall street made me laugh right
oh it's a great movie this is how we used to go on back in the day when we were kids and that
hey man out me boss right you got me i even me boss ended up in the crash get locked up
and jailed and everything man it was really bad uh me boss man was driving around and
the saab 9000 injector turbos like a soft top you know the convertibles saab 9000 in the turbo back
in the day with cream leather interior like a sky blue cream leather interior mate we were making
like we were just ripping that like i was only a young kid man when i got into sales like i'm
i got into sales like through a really lucky thing and started like selling double glazing
uh you know double glazing windows and that yeah then i moved on like gas electric and then that's
when i moved on insurance and advertising and that then i did uh commercial phone lines hard lines fixed lines uh then domestic like fixed lines
setting up appointment teams and like for between like uh 97 like after me stabbing when i got better
uh like 97 and 2006 just before i went to Australia like I was fucking
savage in a bromance
so I got my job in T-Mobile man because I was so good at selling
the uh
selling is something that's a fucking hard
thing to do I mean
I'm not a salesman I
it's just not
in me I mean you could I could do it if
you know what every night you go out on the piss know what? Every night you go out on the piss.
Do you know what? Every night you go out on the piss.
Oh, I believe it. Yeah.
You're celebrating every night.
The people who
didn't score go home.
So, I'm going to, just a heads up,
I'm going to have to hop at 10, so I've got about
15 minutes.
Have you heard Maduro is getting a deal for his wife or not?
Really? I have not heard that.
So if he spills all the beans,
Emerald Robinson and Patrick did a little podcast on this earlier.
If Maduro spills the beans on Smartmatic,
but the relationship with the oil money going back in the day to the Chavez regime and stuff, right?
And blows the lid off like Sokola and stuff like that.
His wife can go free and go wherever she wants in the world.
Interesting.
That's it.
Oh, they've told the wife as well that that's a deal on the table.
So they've let them spend time together, right?
Oh, really? No, I haven't heard that.
Allegedly, under the radar, they've let them spend time together and they've given the offer and they've told her what the offer is and all apparently.
That's what I'm picking up on.
What is it called when you're allowed to go have sex with an inmate?
Conjugal visit?
A conjugal visit, yeah.
So there's a conjugal visit, right?
There's a difference between if you're married or not.
There's a difference in terminology and there's like particular places in the nick, you know,
where they have the rooms where you can go and have a fucking whipsy- with your missus like that's nice that's very nice of them well they do
they do separate it between like man and wife and then like uh like you have to prove and
all of these days you do anyway you have to prove that you're uh like you've been blowing
your man before he's been locked up you know what i mean you gotta prove you've been chewing your man's root
like a few few months at least in advance yeah you're like swab me you'll find this you'll find
this dna there's a man there's loads of shenanigans going in prison man with the prison officers
check like back anders to let people in the bedrooms and bang all hours or to bring
processes in and everything in some of the prisons
When it's fucking scandalous man, they were doing that normally back in the day
A army and leads and not maybe it was in there and I was going to visit them
Speaking that B bands welcome
Maybe she around yeah, well she shows us a speaker give me a second
have you seen them women though uh i've seen them women though red eye where they get like
multiple like serial killers and that get locked up and these women get fall in love with them and
that and start like proposing marriage to them when they get in prison it's mad that shit
what's going through some bitch like i kill 10 people or i need to marry him before he meets the electric chair
you know what i mean some are
i don't know maybe b-vans can speak to this psychology
not that you know she did that but she might understand it from a woman's perspective
some women just get taken in by i've got to be honest though. There's women and then there's women that get taken in by men.
They can be charmed with a pattern and this and that.
They haven't got a clue. They're just grateful of the attention.
Meanwhile, there comes an absolute savage wolf in sheep's clothing and shit.
You know what I mean? I don't know what's all that about.
Some women are dumb when it comes to relationships man but robo you're saying have you ever called a a women's correctional
facility to call you know to chat with any of the women there i'm sure you've seen those videos uh
no but when i was in law newton we used to have like the women's one on the other side and that
and then like uh we were locked up when they were out on the yard and that but there you woman bella
and that she used to come up and flick up being on the fence like literally lean up against the
fence and we'd all be looking we'd all be in d-wing like on the top where you could see over the
little wall like and thought we used to call her dirty bella amen and she was me fucking bro you're not
gonna laugh here like when i was about 16 or something and i was a little raj like for about
two months 10 weeks or something she was my girlfriend uh back in the day back in the goss
i'm sure she was their girlfriend you and 30 other guys no no no like what i was saying i like for a
fucking few weeks she was like all right and like decent and fearful at the time she was but she was the
younger sister of this kid called action in fact she had she was only girl in the
family and Chad for older brothers and they were all gangsters but anyway I
split up where and I went through a bit of shit and action give me a slash you
put her being on the yard because she was auditing well after this was about two or
three years later she was flicking up being on the yard? Because she had four. Well, after this was about two or three years later,
she was flicking her bean on the yard, man,
from when I was seeing her.
I was locked up at, like, 19 or something.
So, like, I was staying out when I was 16.
But then I started going out with her best mate, right?
So you heard me, I don't know if you heard me talk about it.
You know the girl that got fucking ran over off the bus, right?
I believe, yeah, I've heard this story.
My brother was, I told you about the brother and the sister dying within, like, I've heard this story. the coliseum one night with his missus come up the hard shoulder come off the turn off off the motorway and the trucker broke down didn't have its hazards on door straight in the batman imminent
decapitated 16 years old unbelievable like crazy but i was seeing leanne before this happened and
then she just lost the plot and she was on the vodka on the wobblies i'm talking like 15 and off 16 or something is the girl who
was flicking the bean no no this is the this is the the mate of the girl who was flicking the
bean years later okay gotcha gotcha bella bella bella i bella bella didn't bella stayed alive
and ended up having kids and everything she could respectable mom these days and i'm like i saw you
flicking your being in jail when you talk about your slack Honestly, picking the bean up against the fence
Proper bashing the bean in front
Like all the lads were having a wanking
Fucking D-wing on the top man
Fucking toot to herself
And everybody crack one up
That's hilarious
Holy shit, y'all are having a group jerk
To a
But mate, I'm mate
I'm mate, I'm mate
I'm mate, I'm man
About, like I say, about a week and a half or something
Maybe two weeks after our brother died man
She was just full of wobs and she just walked out
How do you tell people about this
Like what do you yell when you see that
You say bean on the yard
Or what do you
Everybody keeps quiet
It's silent
You might hear a whistle or two
You might hear a whistle or two To get them out of the fence that's hilarious this is like
dave and attenborough sort of thing just watching the you know bro i was in there
bro i was in there when leanne king was in man and i was talking when she got out right
and she was like i was riding all those little faces like she was just gone and fanny
raping in the girls place just gone and fanny ribbon girls for fun getting her to lick the
furry boat she was like i didn't give a me even when she came out she was still like
half lesbian she was swinging both ways huh she's a mental mate we had some violent women
where i came from absolutely wild motherfuckers
man i'm telling you women if you met today in this day and age you'd just be like whoa
you got any idea bro every day i would shop listening that man you just uh next time you
see a 50 year old woman smoking a cigarette on the side of the street in england just be like wow she was probably
forcing women to you know flicker bean in uh max i'm kind of proud that i've lived in like the five
most like hardest estates or areas like in sunderland like I've lived in like so I lived down east end I lived in the goths
then I lived a little bit further south in Endon which is like so rough I mean I lived in
Dorden I lived in castle town I lived in Southwick back in the day like down Darcy Square and that
like I lived in like in my city and I'm talking like uh late 80s 90s into the early 2000s
i lived in some of the roughest place over about a 12 year period i mean i grew up obviously in
the rough areas but uh when i moved out anyway like on my own i still like with a whack like
dude like i'm telling you i would take you there now when you'd be like Robbo what that fuck is this like think about your worst
Hick trailer park that you've got
Where you come from like the fucking worst of the worst like fucking do you know what I mean?
Every couldn't on the Rob every couldn't on the tick. This is what it was like bro. It was for a madman
So good
Now you're out of it and now you get you know, enjoy the niceties of higher society.
Well, it's about being reborn, isn't it?
Like redemption?
Everybody has a redemption.
You met Jesus?
You were reborn into Robo.
Everybody has a redemption arc, right?
Yep.
Whatever B-Bands
name was before this, she was
reborn into B-Bands.
That's right.
She was down some fucking preacher well
like this woman, fucking Dusty Springfield,
fucking son of a preacher, man.
Dude.
I was MKUltra'd by freaking
Calvary Chapel.
Yes.
B-Bands, how many Holy Ghosts do you think you've hit over the course of your life?
And what do you mean by Holy Ghosts I hit, like, while I was driving?
No, you're getting ready.
You just feel the Holy Ghost flowing through you.
The hands fly up.
And you start, you know.
Listen, it was always a competition who
looked like they were enjoying the holy spirit more than who wasn't enjoying like you'd be like
looking at everybody and you're like oh she's really into this you know what i'm about to like
really bring it on down i'm about to like let's walk up the aisle real quick so everybody can see
how much i'm loving the lord no i, I never did that. But like,
I'm just saying like a lot of people who did that,
it just,
it became like a show and then people would be like,
did you see,
did you see her,
how she was praising the Lord?
And like,
people would talk about it.
It's weird.
It was just,
not like Korea where you're forced to cry,
you know, when someone dies or something bad happens,
but like you have to cry really, really hard. Oh, I, the same thing is, you know, and here's, you know, when someone dies or something bad happens, but like you have to cry really, really hard.
Oh, the same thing is.
You know what's funny?
And if I were to say that to another Christian or somebody who's like praising the Lord, they would swear up and down that they weren't doing that to be noticed.
That they weren't.
I believe in the vibrations, like everyone being in a really good mood and it kind of making everybody feel some kind of way.
And then so they're like, oh, we are this the Holy Ghost because we're all in unison and it's so comforting and blah, blah, blah.
But like if you were to really think about it and if they were to be honest, it really is a competition.
Like it really is like who can know them is who can memorize the most scripture.
When they talk, it can be like they're talking the word of God.
It was so bad.
I remember.
I remember.
Oh my God.
I memorized the book of Titus.
That's how fucking bad it is.
I'm singing the end
I'm singing the end of the Beatles song
I forgot what song it is
I'll remember in a minute
What have you heard then?
Hey la
Hello
On the
Fucking ring goes on the tambourine
Hey la
Hey la
Hey that
That cold shit though baby
You're lucky you know
That cold shit down Central America
And that got really bad
You know
Back in the day So You know about the Jamest Central America and that got really bad, you know, back in the day.
So, you know about the Jamestown massacre and that, right?
When they fed them all a poison Kool-Aid and that and killed them all.
That was crazy.
Yes, and they were all wearing the same Skippies and everything.
Yep.
Where was that?
Down in Guam?
Was that Hale-Bopp?
Which one were they wearing for Haley's comment or Hale-Bopp?
What were they waiting for?
Oh, I don't know, but he was a madman him he was a mad man the whole the shot at
the shot of senator you know red-eyed you know about the story about the
senator coming on the plane to try to make peace and have the peace talks and
then they shot them yep i remember watching the documentary on
jamestown back in the day and it was i i was young too
learning about this and i was like what the these people are crazy
the biggest one the biggest one after jamestown was where wacko wasn't it in texas that was
mental i was watching that live on the tv and waco wacko well they were all wacko jacko
fucking wacko you know what i mean wake or whatever
you know what i mean wake or whatever
imagine if you moved to the town and had like wacko jack or tacos man that would be a class
name for a little taco stall wouldn't it but i gotta i gotta run uh just a heads up so hope
y'all enjoy the rest of your day catch y'all later if y'all are still going after my meeting
i'll hop back on this should be done in like 30 minutes oh i'm done i had a good old feed earlier take care of
i'm eating sloppy bands baby food man i actually ate baby food on wednesday when i was out
it's okay.
It's better than having a flare-up.
Sucking on baby food is better than having a flare-up at the minute. I've got to calm things down,
get things removed.
Are you buying the baby food?
I have got that.
Aren't people in town
going to be like,
why is he buying so much baby food?
You know what I mean? They're going to start
wondering why you have...
I was eating it outside of 7-Eleven, man, with me fucking little spooning that, man.
You know, them tiny little spoons that they give you in 7-Eleven.
I was eating fucking...
So I had the, uh, I had two jars of the fucking puree.
The, uh, fucking broccoli cauliflower fucking puree shit, whatever it is.
I had two jars of that and one of the, uh, you know, the banana and chocolate pudding thing.
I bet you would get way more nutrients if you just ate Purina.
Like the dog chow.
Do you want to say what I've just had?
Do you want to say what I've just had for me, didn't I?
Yes.
Yes, yes.
You missed me and Red Eye talking.
So, uh, I've been trying to send it to the Rack FM group chat, right?
Uh, they are. I've just sent to send it to the Rack FM group chat, right?
They are, I've just sent it to our chat Because it won't send to the group chat
I can't share videos or photos with a group chat
That don't work
Have a look at that
In the chat window
That's what I had today
And this is what I had last night
Really have a look at the slop
There's no texture in there you know
Whatsoever
So the first one is
Are you in jail?
Are you in jail or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
You're in jail
Like gruel
Like I feel like
Tiny Tim's gonna walk out from the corner of the picture
And be like
Please sir, can I have some more?
You want more?
How bad does that look?
Like that tells you how bad Can I have some more? You want more? How bad does that look?
That tells you how bad A person's teeth have to be
To be able to eat that for now
I've got to get three out
They're the ones that have set the abscesses off
I've got to get these three out
And then I'll be recovering for a week
And then I'll be okay
And I'll be able to have some texture again
In those photos
I swear to God you wouldn't believe it
So the first one
uh what i've just had is uh two slices of granary bread so i put the bread on the bottom ripped up
and then i poured uh like massive like two uh cans of really creamy like vegetable soup over
the top of it and then that's four scrambled eggs on top of the soup
and then i left it for like about half an hour 45 minutes while the soup totally
soaked into the bread so like i didn't have to chew anything i would just suck it down
the second one is a scrambled egg mashed potato and pumpkin soup that's the orangey one so i put
the mashed potato on the bottom seal it off that's a massive
ball you know the ball's fucking huge put mashed potato on the bottom leveled it out poured the
pumpkin soup on the top and then i put the scrambled eggs on top of that with some little
bit of cheese i mean that's that's that's like living in the 1800s b-bands right
that's like oliver twist can i have some more please mom it's bad give me some
texture will you hi dark side good morning why are you eating that oh i've had two abscesses
in the last uh couple of weeks bro so bad man it's a long story no that'll do it uh i i never really went
through that man i had uh like when all my wisdom teeth got yanked out so in the in the navy the
navy did it they're they're not subtle uh yeah man applesauce that was it applesauce and pudding
that was that's the only thing that got me through it man what i wanted more than anything else was to chew
but i couldn't do that so i get it dude texture is the most underrated thing in food like for
people who like might not approve like be like like putting texture on a whole new level alongside
like like spice or whatever or taste or whatever you want to talk like it is so important to have
texture in your food or you will want to rope i've been on this now nearly two weeks
like i'm on i'm on me eighth eighth ninth day of antibiotics before that i was trying to cope
without the antibiotics and i was having tramadol on that uh i've been on cold quarter more like man
this man i can't when i'm when these abscesses are gone because they're both just fading now
the the one on the right is nearly gone i think a day or two the one on the left is because it's
gone into like the hard thing it's probably got about three days left the minute these are done
these three teeth are coming out two on one side one on the other like right at the back on the bottom they're coming out bye bye good night and
then i'm i'll have to give it like you know a week but man i just even if it's pasta you know
like al dente pasta never mind crunchy vegetables and then i'll never eat nuts again but just al
dente pasta like if i can just please have al dente pasta
as a texture,
I'll be so fucking happy, because
like,
it's drivel, man. You might as well
just blend everything together in a fucking
blender and just drink the cunt straight down.
It's just a waste of your time. It's embarrassing.
Nah, it sucks,
man, when you're trying to like chew applesauce
just so that you can have the experience of chewing.
And it's important, man.
It is.
It's very, very important to our health,
our mental well-being
to be able to fucking chew food, man.
I've been drinking loads of milk,
and like chicken broth and all,
and pork bone broth,
like from the,
because they sell
it all over and buy broth all over you know i've been drinking it like it's a fucking fanta or a
sprite or something been doing a good later of milk a day in a day a later of milk a day in
i don't really do any of that i don't really yeah because i'm still doing that low carb no sugar
shit so uh it's you know what there's i eat three things and that's pretty much it my savior my
savior and all this was those low carb tortillas uh i love tortillas i just i've always been a fan
i grew up in the southwest so i'm a big fan of tortillas but the low carb tortillas that's it that's the only thing that gets me through
you've got a new pyramid now in the u.s man what you're talking about bobby's changed the pyramid
i don't know did we change the pyramid again you've just cheered our bobby changed it like about
five five days ago maybe a week ago or something the whole thing encourage
eat lord whole milk have you not seen that little thing the white house did with trump
with the whole milk no and bobby when you first drink whole milk and bobby's like starts dancing
in the thing and that no i mean that's the white house is on fire man the white house twitter account on fire i don't really care
what that bear says i i i hang out on farms i don't think i would drink unpasteurized milk
no no whole milk not just yeah yeah whole milk's fine but there are people that are drinking raw
milk out here thinking they're smart or something i'm like okay yeah well that's all right until there's a coli bull kicking around right you get a coli
and listeria you know yeah you know past your mouth mad cow jesus christ pasteurization has
been around for a long time man i i think i'll just kind of stick with
uh you know the shit that that got humans through hundreds and hundreds of years i'll just kind of
stick with that i got salmonella once and i'll tell you what it's not funny so i got i caught
salmonella off uh prawns in spain Spain when I was about 13 or something
13 14 like one of the last holidays I ever had over there like with my parents like I'll have been 13 and I got
Salmonella off prawns and I wanted to fucking die like I wanted to
Die I was out of the game for three fucking days in a dark room
like Fucking hell man. I was butchered tell you the one thing the one thing
i would never want to get that i've been lucky with is uh botulism so like listeria uh salmonella
like they all sound bad e coli right all sound pretty bad but botulism like that's so cute right
yeah yeah i do a lot of like fermenting and stuff and you really got to watch that i keep like digital ph monitors and just for that reason but uh yeah
there's really no coming back from that one if you can you remember can you remember the young kid
who where the north koreans captured the young american kid a few years ago uh forgot his name
and they captured him and then they like let him
go a few years later but he had i think trump got him released he got accused of it was a vegetable
i will it was botulism the blamed that's what they blamed anyway i mean depending on whether
it was a torture or what but the blame botulism you know so like a lot of happens in a prison
i've heard stories about people going down in like
south america and that you know and having like a fucking tin of tuna and that and fucking getting
botulism from like things like tin tuna and that down in south america i mean i don't know dude
when i was down in like central south america it was some of the best like fruit beef rice beans
i've ever had like it wasn't a thing like that but like well that's what you gotta watch like but it's also the people that get it are the ones who
like eat microwavable chickens like nuggets every day of their life they
don't go to the 99 cent taco truck I'm saying well it's the same in Thailand
exactly exactly 100 million percent what you're talking about there you eat you
can go and eat on the street here fresh every single day because the people the the stalls are never open set times they'll open until they've sold out and then the
clothes like if they sell out the clothes up and go home at eight o'clock if they if they're still
selling at 11 they'll sell at 11 and then if they if they'll pull the soup out and go home
like they didn't take food back home here that's not not how it works. It's the street food capital of the world, I believe.
It's like hailed as the best.
Oh, 100%.
I mean, if you're going to look at India
and the way they do street food in India
and you come to Thailand, you'd be like,
fuck, there's no compa.
Same in Philippines and all.
I can't tell you how many just random liquids
I've bought out of plastic sacks
on the side of a highway in central america and
i'm like i'll drink that looks like some kind of fruit juice some kind of agua fresca it was good
as shit it's fanta it's almost always fanta and yeah i know no not carbonized
it's just like straight up yeah it's just a juice without the without the foam but yeah i get it do you know what do
you know who the best two dudes are in thailand or uh who come around on the motorbikes you know
they'll drive around from place to place on the bikes with a little cart attached to it
a side cart right whether it's the coconut ice cream bro like you're never ever gonna come
across a bro who does coconut ice cream who's like everything's not
impeccable and like you're never getting sick like ever i mean i've eaten coconut ice cream
constantly nearly every other day for like 14 years and never been ill offered the other dude
is you know sugarcane you know where the press the sugarcane on the machine and they make the
juices like the proper he's got it built on the side of his motorbike right this little car you can drink they do that here because i'm so close to like juarez and you can
get the squeezed out sugar cane they have that grinder thing it's kind of neat oh dude it sorts
you right out i mean if you're flagging if you have one of them and one of the chicken broths
the little balls of the chicken broth the darker like the black chicken broth man that can that
would do you know what i'm pretty sure
this is the that brought jesus back to life after three days being dead in the cave
it's either that or a bacon sandwich i'm convinced like it's one of the things that's
sugar can like mate young coconuts you know young like young thai coconuts yeah you can't get them
around here other than like south florida but, but, like, again, South Central America, when you could just get, like, a green coconut from a dude on the side of the road with a machete.
Fuck, I miss that.
Dude, the electric eye just cuts the top with a machete.
It's all quick doing and bang, bang, bang, bang.
There's no meat on that thing.
It's all water.
Yeah.
Oh, it's so good.
And people might not realize they haven't had one, but the electrolytes, like, it's the highest level of electrolytes you'll ever have in your entire existence over here we take like real care
with things like orts and that like i manage like a lot of things like me different like levels do
you know what i mean i'm always like on top of i always make sure what i have this i know
that contains this do you know what i mean the right levels right yeah a dude from
trinidad that i went to college with taught me how to open coconuts with my bare hands and it's
the best thing in the world you were talking about people on the tv dinners and that like there's
loads of people who eat processed food who might not realize that the nutritional value in what
you like like eating is probably like zero or even a minus zero
can actually do like it can take stuff out of you like the stuff in my own
there's a reason fucking apes eat bananas man people didn't realize like it takes nothing to
go and get three bananas and put them in your blender throwing a little bit of carnation milk a couple of ice cubes a little bit of sugar
syrup thought on bogs your uncle like you can swig that down in seconds man i don't know what's
wrong with people i've been seeing the b-bans for ages like the entire like we should never ever be
going to a supermarket and seeing all of these like you know the phrases in walmart where they're just filled with like frozen pizzas and frozen chips and this and that and this
it's all of just laziness like there's no excuse for anybody in the history of the world i'll let
you're off with chicken nuggets if you're partial to a chicken nugget from time to time i'll let
you're off right but everything else like your onion rings like it's not difficult to make
an onion ring do you know what i mean it's cheaper enough i don't even go that far you
can get chicken breasts like six of them for eight bucks and cube those into chicken nuggets i don't
know i i don't know what that means i don't know what bob's your uncle means oh you don't know cockney bro no i've heard it
i've heard it for 50 years and it's too late i can't i can't go back and look it up now so i've
just been ignorant so bob's your uncle is also known as robert your mother's brother
right so it that that clears it up thanks man It relates to a famous general during the Crimean War.
General Robert, fuck what's his name?
It wasn't great.
I'm trying to think because I've got all of these characters in my mind.
I'll get his second name in a minute.
But it was from the original Crimean war in the late 1800s
and what he was he was like this guy that everybody looked up to so he was uh fearless
and what's his name is it robert gray uh that's bob's uncle that's bob's uncle by the way so he
became this git like legendary figure in the british armed forces back in the
day i'm pretty sure it was a crimean war it might have been the there was two that ran like uh
consecutively uh not the boar war no no it was definitely the crimean war positive it was and
he was like anybody would follow him into any battle he was like legendary that he couldn't be
killed but he cared about everybody and he like he was like he was highly within like that level of
where he was within the armed forces he was the most revered right across the entire british
military right across the entire uh british empire at the time so they were talking about them you know i talked about
these stories in like uh india they were talking about stories in south africa rhodesia like all
over the place and it was it was that bob's your uncle like he look after you like you're all right
with him on your side like he's a cool like bob's your uncle that's it you're done you're sorted
that's a true story you know see i mean i'm so good with you man i i believe
it i still don't understand that so i was uh at home yesterday essentially means and there you
have it i i was eating a bacon sandwich and you know bob's your uncle did i use that right
is this on it's usually more of like you've explained the entire game plan and then bob's
your uncle well you can fix something you can fix something and if it works it's like bob's your
uncle like it's always used for like something like when it's positive that like oh i got this
it's essentially a translation to and bada bing, bada boom.
Yeah, I don't know how to use that one right either.
I'm from the Midwest.
You don't seem that Italian.
No, not terribly.
So, yeah, well, you know, I appreciate the explanation there.
Oh, man, wait till you find out what they call bacon and eggs. I want to learn Cockney and Navajo Dine.
There's like a huge gap of intellect in between those, but I want to learn Cockney and Navajo Dine. There's like a huge gap of intellect in between those,
but I want to learn both of them.
I think I want to learn Gen Z or Gen X or whatever.
I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about anymore.
I just hang out on CT long enough and follow another familial accounts.
I watched it on Gen X language a few weeks ago,
probably about
actually a few couple of months ago and it's fucking so bad this dude did this
whole deep dive right this like he's actually like he's a youtuber but he's
a father and all and he was like saying he wanted to understand the crack and he
went into the whole thing and it was so fucking boring so shit yeah there's this
dumb but ours was pretty stupid too well the
Navajo shit that you're talking about you're talking about the wind talkers
right yeah Dene it's uh it's used a lot because I'm up there near the Navajo
nation so like on the overpasses all of its in Dene and everything and I want to
learn it you're in the corner on the radio she's just like Willie Nelson and I'm just like all right we're about some jams on the radio I's just like willie nelson and i'm just like all right we're gonna
have some jams on the radio otherwise i don't know what the she's saying during the war in the
pacific the pacific arena war in world war ii uh they brought them in and they called them that
in within the army they were known as the wind talkers they brought them in because the japanese
had beat every code that the us had had and on the battlefield it was the only code
that the japanese couldn't break was the navajo indians it's such a crazy sounding language and i
hear it spoken all the time like the ladies of tractor supply just it's like being down here and
here in spanish out in west texas but you hear navajo and dinner up there it's pretty neat
cockney rhyming slang is a different thing uh so cockney rhyming slang
uh started in the 1800s and that like big time mainstream started in the 1800s in uh
wandsworth and pentaville prisons in in london back in the day which is how like the inmates
would talk to each other without the guards knowing what they were talking about and then
what happened is like as this was passed on through like generations from the 1800s it
became like popular mainstream and then cockney started defining themselves like by the rhyme and
slang so like all languages work they're all made up you're only supposed to be at the use cockney
slang if you were born within the sound of bow bells so you know uh yeah correct yeah
you're only you're only a cockney if you were born within the sound of bow bells in london
but mike what happened is my grandfather cockney slang became like so mainstream was
uh world war one and world war two we had people from all over the uk obviously coming together to
go abroad and fight and all like just to break the boredom like everybody in the uk learned cockney rhyme and
slang so like for me me grandfather obviously served all the way through world war ii
uh when he come back he just used it all the time so like he never yeah that's like me getting on
an airplane like i can sound like a normal american but you get me out of my county
line and all of a sudden i'm like howdy y'all and just french it up real good so he's the one let's
say if scott can get the guess these ones scott you know what a struggle is or not a struggle
in context i'll put it in context there the struggle was morning before i left
house i told the i'll be back later uh a pain in the ass woman oh yes correct your wife
see you got it from the context of the like you've got to have it in context to really get it. But it's all struggle and grunt rhymes with cunt.
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get it.
I get that one.
But you guys throw the cunt word out so much, man.
It's, I don't think that one's really relevant anymore.
No, but the struggle and grunt, like, that's what the missus indoors is always known as the struggle struggle and grunt
her indoors
There's loads of like old ones, you know what the old timers would use
Like mince pies currant bun. I've got the current bun in my mince pies. I've got the sun in my eyes
Get up the apples and pears and get me
Get me smoke kippers and me almond rocks
that's what me grandfather would always say get up the apples and pears get me fucking smoke
kippers and me almond rocks go upstairs and get me slippers and me socks like when he came in from
work and that like me grandfather only spoke in cocky rhyme and slang every day, man. And this seems easier than just saying, go get my fucking shoes.
That's easier.
It's much easier to talk in normal language, right?
Yeah, one would think, but I'm not from your culture.
Like, I only grew up knowing that a curry was called a ruby.
So, like, ruby-murray curry. Like I only I only grew up known that a curry was called a Ruby So like I like Ruby Murray curry, that's I like we're gone for a Ruby son
I was only like six seven. I'm a gun for a Ruby away. We only ever knew like curry is a Ruby Ruby Murray curry
Hank Marvin, you know that Hank
Me out me old lady will be like a Keith to me dad. Oh, I saw do you know that Hank? Me old lady will be like, hey, Keith, to me dad.
Do you want a gun for a ruby?
Are you Hank?
Are you Hank Marvin starving?
No, I don't know what the fuck you're even saying now.
That's so far out, man.
You know Hank Marvin, the famous musician, right?
Sure.
Marvin rhymes with starving, right?
Hungry, starving.
I understand the concept,
but it really seems like you have to be completely inundated in that culture
to actually get it.
Well, this is one of the things that when we do teach English, we do have to teach like idiomatic language.
Right. And slang comes like the people always ask you about slang.
And what you need to do is you need to define with them that they understand that slang comes in two categories, two distinct categories.
Right. Good slang and bad
slang bad slang is like off mate you you know like you know derogatory used language in the
particular ones you learn first exactly and then there's good slang so like a good example of slang will be shades meaning your sunglasses uh moggy meaning your cat
aye do you know what i mean mutt meaning your dog where's the mutt oh mutt where are you you're not
looking for your dog like there's good this so slang does make language more interesting more vivid more 3d but it's like using it in the right
place and time in the right manner like it's not a thing you can throw it every day
first of all with slang you've got to have someone else that understands it right
oh let's give scott a test here Scott. What's me order?
Tell me what me order is here. All right, mate. I'll have a Jean Claude in Japanese sandwich, please
No, I no fucking clue on Claude john claude john claude you're not helping say it more what's his second exactly like that just say it more
john claude what's his second name or his third and fourth name van damme uh-huh van damme rhymes with sandwich what van damme with sandwich
okay ham come on man you must know van damme is ham right no no i'm from i'm from america
the midwest do you know what we call that out here? We call it ham.
Right.
Ham.
We got to get real deep with it.
Jean-Claude meaning Jean-Claude Van Damme, ham, right?
Okay.
And Japanese mean easy Japanese.
Ham and... Ham in Japanese?
Cheese.
Cheese.
Okay. And this seems easier to everybody, right?
I'll let him fool you. He calls Coke Pop.
Do you know if we do the same with our money or not?
So like in money, do you know, like in money, you've got an lc tanner you've got a pony
you got a monkey fuck i put a monkey on man you do in two one to do fuck we do it with our money
as well all money all money in english language has got like a slang name like even a pound we
don't call a pound like you call a dollar dollar right? You don't have a nickname, right?
The only nickname you've got for money in the US is a benjamins or a benji
No, I call him bucks
Yeah, okay, you might call it the book, right?
Yeah
Like we have about fucking 20 names for a pound, man
It's the same with the amounts of gear
Like a vicar's daughter, you know what a vicar's
daughter is or not uh oh i know what a vicar i know what a vicar is if you're ringing someone
for gear vicar's daughter's a quarter what about a henry what do you think of henry what do you think of henry go on what do you think
you guys have a a dollar amount called an eighth well that's a henry yes yeah exactly so that's it that's a henry henry the eighth so everybody else for a vicar's daughter or henry the eighth
So everybody will ask for a Victor's daughter or an Henry VIII.
Even when you get your degree, man.
Do you know we've got nicknames for a degree or not?
You know, your college degree or your university degree.
We've got nicknames for them, you know.
So, like, Jeffhurst.
Jeffhurst scored the winning goal when the only time that England's won the World Cup in football.
Jeffhurst scored the goal.
So if you get a first, like a master's bachelor's degree, if you get a first, we call it a Jeffhurst.
If you get a two, we call it a Desmond.
You know, like you get a two-one, a two-one or a two-two in your college degree, right?
Do you know what i'm talking about
no we call a 2 a desmond desmond 2-2 the archbishop of south africa back in the day
like that's it like that's that's what you're getting for your college degree your university
degree you get a jeff or you get a desmond jeff first first or a desmond desmond to do
yeah people i'm gonna have to jump off oh i've got a i've got something to do i've got to ring
my mum actually and uh we were only supposed to be having a short one uh hey welcome back nice to
speak to you all friday we'll probably might have a sunday show but we'll definitely be having a
monday we're gonna do a market show and a a crypto showing a bit of a roundup and we're
going to have a talk about a few things on monday so be sure to drop by people right
all right people lovely speaking to you friends take care good night and god bless wherever you
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Sorry, just want to kind of dip into some news.
I'm sure you've been following all the ice raids and protests going on in Minneapolis.
Right?
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I'm sure you've been following all the ice raids and protests going on in Minneapolis.
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So it's a it's a really hard question and situation.
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What do you mean look well i think there's a big difference between people who are escaping like
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what you're talking about that wealth extraction right sure yeah
if i if my family are you happy for your country to be extracted as well constantly
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if i if my family are you happy for your country to be extracted as well constantly
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What about Somalis?
What about Somalis on benefits and sending money back to Somalia for other family members back there?
Okay.
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